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2106 - 90 Day Fiance (s12e15) "It's Better to Bend Than Break" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Peak Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: I'm here with Kim Bally, my co host for ninety
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Day Fiance.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, gear, don't get excited. It's not kim Bali. Everybody.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: No, that name is dead. Never forget never forget it.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah like that. Yeah, she doesn't like that. Lots
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: of ninety Day Fiance like spoiler news. This week, we
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: had all sorts of stuff going on. We had people
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: saw Sarper filming for Single Life. No and Rob and Josh.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah I saw that news. There was a post on
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: Reddit and it had those two dudes, and uh, Michael.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, amazing.
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited Tiffany and Tim because you know their
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: best friends. Yeah, and Visa love that and Larissa.
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: I knew about Larissa. That'll be interesting.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: Larissa and and Visa look almost identical in this photo.
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: So that's gonna be fun and confusing for me.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, I did not announce it.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: It was just just well it was Single Life cast leaked,
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: so leaked. Yeah. Yeah, I'm super excited about Michael if
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: that's true, though, you know that's going to enrage Angela.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's already just she.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: Needs he needs to be in productive custody while he's filmmaing,
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: like at every date, he needs secret service around going
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: look out for the drunk white lady with bad teeth
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: and stuff in her bra. She has some crazy menopause
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: strength and she's ripping a part of car. Look, she
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: has siggs in her bra and dentures.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: That she ruined. You see, Dog the bounty hunter just
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: let us just yeah, that's all you needed to say.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: That's all you need to say. Yeah, that was interesting.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: And then what other news did we get this week? Oh?
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: Another weird thing that Chris the listener sent me that
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: I've alerted to our ninety day text chain was that
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Debbie apparently has a grandchild who's like a little like
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: ten year old boy. And it's odd that obviously it's
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: not Cayden's child, so obviously it's Devon's child.
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: Never, well, why is it obviously not Caden's child.
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: Because he just graduated college, so he wouldn't have like
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: a ten year old Do you know.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: What I mean that the timeline?
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so obviously somewhere along the way, maybe Devon had
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: a kid. But Devon's like living with Debbie so she
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: either like lost custody of her kid or never had
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: custody at the kid, or gave the baby up for
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: adoption and it was open and Debbie because they'll be
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: the grandmother. Whoda.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: There's something going on with Devon and she was living
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: in Germany, so I don't know if she was like
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: in this serve in military service or if she she's
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: she's there's something not right there.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: I worry for Devin because she was living on Debbie's couch.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she just doesn't seem healthy, correct, And so
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: I worry about her. So that that tracks, and maybe
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: that is why she's being so accepting of this wedding because.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: She's like, hey, who among exactly?
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would be you could see my resting
• 3:44
  Speaker 2: bitch face from space if I was in the backseat
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: of this car as they're driving to the wedding and
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: she's like wedding day. You know, she's like putting on
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: a hat. You can tell she doesn't really mean it,
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: but she's not actively trying to ruin it, which I
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: would be a saboteur.
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: And don't you know that every time she mentions Caden
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: or Kaden comes and she's like Oh, that fucking guy,
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: the perfect Kaden, perfect cater that.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: I've been trying to live up to, even though he's
• 4:10
  Speaker 2: my younger brother. Uh huh, yeah, Well like a weird
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: eldest daughter syndrome. She like has it's she's crashed and
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: burned because of the pressure. And I know the eldest
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: daughter syndrome of and having a younger brother very well.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: Talked to Anna about it.
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes, Also, your son slept with a bunch
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: of guys in an apartment with the door open, and
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: I was just listening to that, and that's.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine how stupid.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: I've immediately thought of Brian Cooberg.
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: Dustin's the first thing I said, the first I said.
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  Speaker 2: But also, I have slept with my keys in my
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: front door.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: We I've done that, left them accidentally in the front
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: door or the back door, and been like half the
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: day being like, I don't know where my keys are,
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: but I had to have had him to get in
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: the house. Did I leave him in the car and
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: walked all over and not looked to the last place
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: that they were, which was in the keyhole. I've done that. Yes, Yeah,
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: that's not great, But this was just we walked up
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: to the house and the back door was just wide open.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: And so first I thought, well, because guys had been
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: moving in like I was like, well, definitely, somebody's just
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: in the midst of moving sea and they left. No,
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: all four bedroom doors were closed, people were asleep, and
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: one hour passed when he was supposed to have met
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: his parents and for breakfast, and so that wasn't great
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: for him to see Mommy standing in his doorway of
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: his house that I'd spent hours getting put together the
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: day before. It wasn't great for John. But we got
• 5:44
  Speaker 1: over it. We went to brunch and it was fine,
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: and we said bye bye, and we hit the road
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: and I got to pack.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you're back and there's no more rental
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: car trauma and you're here safely.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: Do you know I never called them.
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, so that's what they're want, that's what they.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Want, I know. So I'm going to do an email.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: So exhausted and emotionally drained from the creation that you
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: don't seek recourse, and that's I know they're hoping.
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: I know, I know I'm going to give them as
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: they want. I'm going to email because I just could
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: not get on the phone with Submit in India and
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: I have to fight with them and then you know,
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: for them to tell me things like no, we.
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: Guys, by the way, we're not being racist about this.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: Submit was a telemarketer, like he answered phones.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, and then he catfished and a wife yes, and
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: he didn't need to because he's cute on his own.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally no, but like the end bonover.
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: Never forget. But I just I could not. I could
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: not muster the strength after like moving in one hundred
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: and one degree heat all weekend.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: When I tell you, I was getting in the bed
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: last night and Dave was like making fun of me, going, oh,
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: I was like trying to like like get my John.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. He's like, are you okay?
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: I said no, I said, everything on my body hurts.
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: I said, so many hours walking around in birkenstocks in
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: like Walmart and home Goods, in the grocery store, and
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: make sure you in birkenstocks for that's all I wear.
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I've ever seen that I've seen
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: you in more dressy clothes.
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I only wear And I literally took a
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: picture of my like I think eight pairs of colorful
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: the plastic ones. Burknstock's all up and down the stairs
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: at the beach house, and I was gonna like tag Birkenstock,
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: like give me a sponsor.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: Show you're always hustling.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: Always, always looking for a deal. No, those are my favorites.
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: And so that's what I was wearing all day instead
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: of like sneakers. This is what I should have been wearing.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: But I was too hot.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: It was too hot. I had to like, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: you need to breathe.
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: I had to keep my feet and my toes available
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: to the air.
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: I understand.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: Ye, John like our main issue in John drum and
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: have a ceiling fans. Our main issue was like getting
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: the fans so that when he slept, you'd have the
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: proper amount of air blowing on him. Yeah. I hung
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: up an Ole miss flag over his window to use
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: as a curtain, because I was like, what about these curtains.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: He's like no, and Day's like, what about that flag?
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: It looks like the exact size of the window. I
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: was like, perfect, perfect, perfect, And then I put a
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: little nail on the side for a hook. I go,
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: now it's like a Now it swoops to the side
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: look how fancy this is.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: He was so excited, t I y joannagans.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was fun. But I'm glad to
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: be back here because now I'm back here for like
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: almost two weeks before I go back to the beach,
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: so it's nice to be settled in one spot and
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: not traveling. So nobody cares about any of this. So
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: we do have a show here to talk about.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: And as I tell the time, right down the time.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: I also want to say some news that we saw
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: about Katie this week and then got deleted off Reddit
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: was a Reddit post that somebody sent me. I don't
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: think it was Chris. I think it was somebody else,
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: so I thank you whoever you are. I can't remember,
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: but it was all about Katie and the person was
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  Speaker 1: writing that it was British obviously They're like, I'm a
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  Speaker 1: friend of a friend of Josh and it was like
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  Speaker 1: this girl is proper, proper nutter and it was all
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  Speaker 1: about like I was at a bar where she was
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  Speaker 1: and Josh was like, I'm going home, please watch after her.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: A minute he left, she was like a spider crawling
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: on top of this guy. She would not let it go.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: He was having to physically push her off of him,
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: and she always has lipstick on her teeth. She doesn't
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: look you in that she doesn't look you in the eye.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: She says blunt, blunt things that are very mean, and
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: it was it was just everything that we've seen on
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: the show. And yeah, like nobody understands. You know, maybe
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: it's because he's never had much of a very serious
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: relationship before, but nobody understands. He's a very smart guy,
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: very successful, runs his own business. Nobody can understand why
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: he's doing this. Yeah, so interesting. But somehow that that
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: whole post got taken down.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: I know the person changed their minds.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: Either that or or somebody complained on Reddit and the
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: moderator had to take it down.
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: But why would they complain People have stories like this
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe Katie wrote, I mean, you know
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: they are on it. They are on you know, yabulging
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: everything going on. Yeah, you know, if Debbie was on it,
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: she would have made a video about explaining about her grandchild,
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: but she hasn't.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: What's funny about Debbie going back to that is the
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: post after the birthday post for her grandson is a
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: happy birthday post for.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Princess Diana, it's strange. She does have some strange posts
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: on her instrument, so I.
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: Was like, maybe that's not her grandson, because she seems
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: to post birthday posts for a people she doesn't know
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: and be people who are dead. So maybe this is
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: some random child that she has attached herself to and
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: calls herself Grandma.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: It's very strange. When I saw that Princess Diana post, what.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but in our group chat? What is funny is
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: in our group chat? I posted that. I was like,
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: I need some information about Debbie's grandson, you know, for
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: our ninety day podcast Buddies. And I was like, what
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: do you think? And immediately somebody goes, oh my god,
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Hayden Pantier and I go, Hayden Pantier is not Debbie's grandson.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I was so confused. I
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: was like what and the like she died. I was like, wait, okay,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: that we're talking. I go, let's take a moment. I'm
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: very sorry about that. Can we go back to Debbie's grandson?
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: This is what the point of this chat is, right,
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: But I was super sad about that. I met her once.
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: She was very sweet. She was in one of Gary's movies,
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: what movie raising Helen? And yeah, so I was very sad.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: The only connection I can think is I believe she
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: did like give primary custody of her child to her
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: husband ex husband, And so I was thinking that was
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: the connection the person was making in the chat, like
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: because it's Devin's son that she has no custody of
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: because she's living on Debbie's couch. That was literally that
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: was my mind trying to make sense of it. And
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: then I googled it. Yeah, they just put her name
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, but.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: Going back to Katie. Sorry, we're all over the place.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: The thing that that post was the most interesting to
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: me was her lack of empathy, which we've mentioned before,
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: which is just more and more apparent each episode, and
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: it's shocking. It is frightening to me. I'm not, again,
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: not going to diagnose her, but there is something that
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: makes her have no empathy for other people, especially Josh
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: and the thing about his possessions coming and she showed
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: no concern that all of his possessions could be lost
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: at customs. She that was strange and I thought maybe
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: she was doing that lack of empathy because she felt
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: guilty because she had kind of fucked up. But I
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: don't but I think she actually doesn't feel it.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: I think she Uh, she posted something about it about
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: something else, and she's like, and by the way, I
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: did tell him about the call, you know, at the
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: end of some posts. So I don't know. She does
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: weird posts where she's like sitting outside in an Adirondack
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: chair with like a beerd next her and to go, Hi,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: I'm Katie, ask me questions and then you're like, where
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: are we asking these questions? Underneath? Like what are we doing? Yeah,
• 13:36
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a time stamp this episode. We are
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: going to start with Katie and Josh. And when they
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: first showed them on the plane, like we're going to Oakland,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: they act like they were going so far. They're going
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: to Portland to Oakland. It's like, not that far. It's
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: still on the same coast. But they she had she
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: was fresh faced, no makeup, look really cute, you know,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: but in her talking head, the eyebrows look dyed.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like they're red, like with oh, I just keep maybe,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I just keep picturing the guy who does it.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, the guy that does that par we paint.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, But it's like her skin is getting dyed too.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: And I assume she's a natural ginger of some sort, yeah,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: because of her coloring. But like it, they just don't
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: look right.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I'm an actual ginger and my eyebrows are not this color.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: They are clear. They are completely clear blonde. And so
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: that's why I get them dyed like a light brown,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: which they need to get done again. But so I imagine
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: that she just gets whatever color she sees and doesn't
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: kind of try to match it to her hair or skin.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Don't that look of I just got them dyed, so
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: my skin is slightly dyed around them. We know it well,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: we know it's so well, and so it's just it's
• 16:49
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• 16:52
  Speaker 2: like all of your talking head interviews for the show
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: that you're on, right the day after you've done it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Maybe not so anyway, Okay, let's go. They are all
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: smiles that they air Poort, except his smile doesn't really
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: go to his eyes because he's clearly dead inside. And
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: she even says you look like a zomb, which I
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: did not know we were shortening zombie to zomb. Never
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: got that memo.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: How about just super super suss I don't like it.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: But she says that because he's tired, not because he's
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: dead inside, and she has sucked the life out of
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: him like a dementor from Harry Potter. I tell you,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: get that boy a chocolate bar. It'll perk him right up.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: That's what they do in Harry Potter. So she's all smiles,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: she's so excited for the wedding, even though they have
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: resolved absolutely nothing, but they've decided to move forward with
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: the wedding anyway for some strange reason, which probably has
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: to do with immigration.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: It's four days.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Until the wedding and they have a lot to do.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: They're doing a ton of it themselves. She didn't want
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: to spend money on a cake, so she's making a
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: cake because apparently she knows how to bake, and she
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: met okay, And they're setting up the decorations themselves and
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: doing the flowers themselves. I don't know what that means.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Sure those people, I'm sure the people where they shot
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: that whole entire cake scene or thrilled that they didn't
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: use them after they fill in their spot.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh huh. So she also said, she says, I'm
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: crafty and can bake, and then she says, is your
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: He says, is your mom?
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: With the food prep? And she's like, yeah, we just
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: have to get her on food prep. And I was like,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: so you're making all of the food too for fifty people.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: That sounds horrible, Okay, I mean, I know, okay, I'm
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: not for fifty I.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Could I could, like I could throw it together like
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: for ten right exactly fifty.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: So she knows she has to commit to Josh and
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: she loves him, but she doesn't know if she can
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: be happy being just monogamous. So so there's that. They
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: go to her parents' house and the parents are like, wow, Josh,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: you're still here. I would have left a long time ago.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Every time I see him that surprised.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: And also fiance, yeah, thank you, thank you for being here,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: thank you for taking our daughter away. And so his
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: parents are arriving from England today and he is hoping
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: it goes well. He is not clear as to what
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Katie wants. I think it's very clear what she wants.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she just wants you to be.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: A more clear Yeah, she wants she wants you to
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: be the definition of a cook, I think is what's
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: happening here.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: He's she would like that if he sat in the
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: corner corner and she thanks him, she would like that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she tries to make out with people
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: right in front of him. So so it's all he
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: can think about. He needs to know are they getting married? Well,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I hope so, because you're doing a lot of prep.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: So they're making cucumber sandwiches for the parents, like they're
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: doing a tea in the on the backyard picnic table.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: It's cute, but not I mean want to be British.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: It's cute.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: It made an effort so it was like an electric
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: tea kettle and things that like, I feel like proper
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: tea people wouldn't do. But it's fine. So he says
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: he hasn't really spoken to his parents about his relationship
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: with Katie because he feels so badly that he's left
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: them and gone to America that he doesn't want to
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: burden them with the details. So he paints it very rosy.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: So they think he's happy.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: They have no idea they've they've met her, so they've
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: met her because she had a drop of alcohol in
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: her system when she's met them.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Because if so, they've seen some things. So the parents
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: come and they say they're excited, but it's in a
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: British reserved way. But they seem very nice, and Josh's
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: dad says, Katie is her own person and she's a
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: force of nature, which is the nicest way. I wanted
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: her mom to pop in and go we hate her.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: It's okay, you can be more blunt.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Uh, it's it's speaking to Angela. It's like saying Angela,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: she's wacky and a force of nature. Those things would apply. Yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't explain really what's going on. Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: No, The mom says, she's loud and care free, but
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: there's also a lovely, gentle, gentle, sensitive side that none
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: of us have ever seen. But Josh says it's there,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: So yeah, we're gonna believe him.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And also I believe that she and Josh bring out
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: the best in each other. Also footage not found.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Not true, society not true.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: The parents ask about the wedding prep and the vows
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: and if they're going to be traditional, and Josh says
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: he wants to write them himselves himself. And he says,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: what I want Katie to remember from my vows is
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I'm here and I'm not going away. No matter how
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: bad your behavior gets, I'm not gonna leave. So stop
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: try trying to push me away with your awful, awful behavior.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I'm in the States now, I'm not like here.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, stuck, You're stuck with me, right, So he's and
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: the mom is her mom is swooning like, oh my god,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: that's the most rhumangic thing I've ever heard. And our
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: daughter deserves so much worse than this, and this is incredible. Well, Josh,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: you want to marry me? So and then so everyone's
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: swooning in that her His dad says, no pressure, Katie
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: for your vows, and she's like, I vow to stay
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: with Josh till he gets bald, or even after he
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: gets bald, and they cut to Josh's dad, who's completely
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: completely bald, and he says, well, I started going bald
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: when I was twenty, so good luck, Josh. I do
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: think Josh is going bald. It's thinning and that's why
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: he grows it so long to hide it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: But yeah, but it comes from the mother's side anyway,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: so you need to look at grandpa on mom's side.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: That's where that's where the hairline comes from.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: So then Katie says, I promise to not get other lovers,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: and they all laugh because they think she's joking, and
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: she says, I'll try really hard, not like I won't
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: take other lovers.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Do you do you know who knows she's not joking Josh, her.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Mom and her mom.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: When her mom's like, oh god, shut off, you're gonna
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: blow this. We only have four days.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I know. Jesus says, not to lie, but you could
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: lie to his Josh's parents just to get through with
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: his wedding. So in his stalking head, Josh says, it
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: escapes me why Katie would choose to share that in
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: front of my parents as one of her vows. And
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: then Katie goes, I'm just joking. Everyone like announcing it,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: which only draws attention and reinforces the fact that you
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: were not joking, right right, right, and so there, and
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: she has like mescara under one eye and she's and
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: they're just they're just hoping. She's ha ha, so wacky fun.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: She's a marches to the beat of her own drum.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, I like how the dad was trying to say, like,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: oh we what about the vows because people don't say
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: obey anymore, so that's it. He was just trying to
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: like make conversation.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Uh, And Katie just has that no filter thing where
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: that's all she's thinking about is be monogamous, Be monogamous.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: I promise to try to be monogamous.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that what's here? Is that what a wedding is?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, So Katie says to Josh, what's the vow topic
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: that you would like me to address? Like again, she's
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: she does this. It's like a bit of Darvaux gaslighting,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: where she acts like he's trying to control her, so
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: she'll be asked for permission for things or say like,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I know there are rules for tonight because you know
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: you want me to behave a certain way, Like he's
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: being unreasonable in his requests to not cheat, but she
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: kind of flips it and makes it seem like he
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: is giving her these rules. So she's like, what thou
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: topic would you like me to address? Josh? And he's like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: trust is the big one.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like she is trying to do like a
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: masking thing where she's like, oh, here is where a
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: regular person would say, uh huh, can I help you
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: with anything? Or what do you think we should talk about?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: In about? Here is where somebody else would say, yes,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I would address the other person as if they're an equal,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: So let me try that and see what I get back. Yeah.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like her mom has taught her just it's
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: fake it till you make it, and so pratt if
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: you want to be an empathetic nice person say these
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: things even if you don't mean them. Can I help you?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I want to know how you're feeling, even though she
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: does she doesn't know. Yeah, there's for sure masking going on.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you like me to address besides the
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: me not fucking other guys? Just kidding? She's God.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: So it's a fully craft station at the house. I
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: actually would have liked more of this because they appear
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: to be dying, like fake flowers or.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Something really cool.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: And I just put me to work. Just set me
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: down at a craft station. I will put my earbuds in.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I don't want to talk. I just want to listen
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: to podcasts and you know, do some crafting. So she
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: says everyone needs to listen to me tomorrow, Josh, and
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: that will make things go smoothly. And he says, okay, well,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: just don't bark orders of people, because that'll really bring
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: the mood down and make everyone tense. And she says,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: just don't be so sensitive, because you are often too sensitive,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: like when I fuck other guys right in front of
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: you and you're fine with it, and then you kind
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: of complain and sigh, and I know you're being too sensitive.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: And he says you're often too blunt. And she says, fine, whatever,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: and he says, like that exactly, you just did it.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: And she's like, just don't get butt hurt for one
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: period of time.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: She says for a long period of time, for.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: A long period of time. So just all day tomorrow
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: for the wedding, also our honeymoon, also the rest of
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: our lives.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't be butt hurt for more than six or
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: seven minutes, because that's all you're allowed.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: You can have one butt hurt a day because my
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: behavior will warrant you being butt hurt twelve times a
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: day for the rest of our lives. You get, but
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: you get one. And in their hero shot, they're just
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: so stressed.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Did you see the hero shot her nipple covers? No, okay,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: in the hero shot, so she's in like a thin
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: sleeveless T shirt and they're both like staring at the
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: camera like they're stressed, and they do the you know
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the camera that goes around and when it suckles around,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: you could tell she's not wearing a bra and has
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: on like this size like nipple covers, like they're huge.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a shame, And.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: You could just see the whole thing I was like it,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: just what do you just put on a bra? Because
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you put on these things that look like hockey puck's
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: eyes right on top of your nipples.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: It was like why the camera the camera people don't
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: like her.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: They didn't say like, yeah, I.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Didn't have to use that shot.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah that does not like her. That's that's a bad angle.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: We can see your nipple covers. But it wasn't a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: shirt that required nipple covers, is what I'm saying. Right,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: she could have just worn out like a bra. It was.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: It was just a singles shirt it was anyway. I
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: was stunned and upset about it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I feel like she doesn't like to wear a bra.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like she's one of those people's.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: She's a nudist and he's a never nude. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she they are are stressed. They go to
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: the reception hall with the family to set up. Now,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: reception hall is generous.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: It looks they're going to make it look great.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: They're going to make it look great. I can't I
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: don't know how fifty people are going to fit in there.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: But is this at their church?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, it's free.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: So she says he's going out tonight with his friends
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: for a stag party, a stag do from the UK,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: his friends that have come in. And that's really annoying
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: that it's the night before the wedding and he's leaving
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: me with all this stuff to do. Well, his friends
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: live in the UK, so did you want them to
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: come a month early to celebrate with him? And then
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: again for the wedding. Also, everything's last minute because you
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: planned it last minute.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: So I mean to come from the UK over to
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: California as what like ten eleven hours at least at
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: least because from here on the East Coast, if we
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: go over to London, it's like five or six yeah,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: ending all the time the time of year, So then
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you got to make it all the way over to
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: California another five or six. Ye, they've come a long way,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: got many time zones. So yeah, shut up, girl, shut
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: up now, Madow think about that. I know.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: So she starts delegating everyone and everyone's like, yes, sir, yes, sir,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: we got yet there because they're slightly scared of her.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Even her own mom.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Is like, okay, Katie, just say yes, Katie.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Everybody say yes Katie, and nobody gets hurt.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: She's leaving in three days. She's leaving in three days.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: We are gonna be rid of her forever. Once we
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: saddle her to this poor British man, never have to
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: see her again. I don't care if she has kids,
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: raises some Lutheran. I never planned to see this bitch again.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Get her awful tied to josh Oh, she needs so much,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: and then it's his problem for the rest of his life.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: So she says, when I'm stressed, OCD is worse, and
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: people can help by listening to me and doing what
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I want. And he goes, so you want a dictatorship,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: and she's like, yes, for the rest of our lives.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: I thought I've been pretty clear about that. So she
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: asked his opinion on streamers, and he says, I'm a
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: yes man today. I didn't think I had an opinion.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I was supposed to just say yes and obey and
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: shut up. And so he's been really sarcastic, and she
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: thinks he has an attitude. So they're already fighting, and
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: he says, it's a little ironic that I'm being asked
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: for my opinion. Maybe she could ask Ryan or Mark
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: their opinions and then he laughs because again infidelity, sexual assault,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: It's so funny. Love it.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: He was holding that in his back pocket. He was
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: waiting to bring that out.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, He's like, that's going to be an internet
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Instagram clip.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I know it.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: So his friend Megan arrives and she's adorable, and I
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: was like, why can't he be with her?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: She seems nice?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: So she says our history and I thought she was
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: going to say they dated, and was like, oh, does
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: he have has dated in his friend group like she has,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: but no, she says, our history is that we go
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: out and we stayed till like three am, So it's
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: going to be very difficult to control ourselves tonight and
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: get back at a reasonable hour. And so he goes
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: to bring her over to Katie and they are waiting
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: for Katie to stop doing what she's doing and pay
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: attention to this woman who just flew in from England,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: and there he goes, it's like waiting to see the principal.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: That's my wife.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Katie comes over and she's like, I'm scatterbrained
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: and overwhelmed, and the friend says, like, no problem, you're
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: the bride. That's what's supposed to happen. It's fine, she
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: doesn't know the details of it how bad it is.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: So Katie says, you know, Josh, you can have one
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: beer tonight, which is rich telling someone how much alcohol
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: they can have, which he has like a backpack strapped
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: to it that she's sipping on. So Megan, don't let
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: him go overboard. And then she says, I'm stressed because
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: he's leaving me to do everything with me and our parents.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: And he says, I do feel guilty leaving her with
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: all this work to do, but my friends have come
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: all this way and spent all this money to come here,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: so I want to spend time with them. And Katie
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: insisted on handling everything, so that's why it's last minute.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: So that's not my fault. Good for you, Yeah, I
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: And then he leaves with the girl.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Right he leaves, And next week we see a meth
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: stag party in a looking like Ginger Spices.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: He's dressed up like ginger Spice, and I just like, oh,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: that's always a good costume. I should remember that it
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: is if I'm ever invited to a Halloween party.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: But it also does feel a bit like how his
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: future is and then he said it, he goes. I
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: feel like this is like a metaphor for my future,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: like just no control people have dressing me up and
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: making me act foolish in public. That's my life with
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Katie will be like totally.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, On to Debbie and Meadow. So my note
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: here is this week we realized Debbie has a grand
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: job question mark.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: So we opened with Meadow doing his beauty routine to
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: prepare for the wedding photographer the next day. Not the wedding,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: but the photographer.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I'm ready for the photographer. Oh yeah, we're also getting married.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Is this a normal thing men do is pluck their
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: facial hair with tweezers?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I wrote, he is tweezing his beard.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Does Dave ever do that?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: He won't even let me come into his eyebrows with
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: a tweezer. No, it's weird because he obviously shaves it,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: and then he won shows me. He's so precise that
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: he's tweezing it. I've never seen anything.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Let us know, we need to hear from people if
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: that's a normal thing or not.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Like shaping it one hair at a time. Yeah, Yes,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: that's like like how Brad Pitt does he thinks he's
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: read an interview once that al Pacino does it and
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: that's why he does it.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, those people actually have money and
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: have somebody do it for them. So exactly, he's tweezing
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: it's good, and he's like, how's it going, how's it going?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: And she has it's it's okarything's good. He goes, no, Debbie,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: it's great, it's great. She's like, shush, you're freaking out
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the dog. I mean, he's just he's never been this happy.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: He's so amped up and so happy.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Is he on drugs? You but think he got in
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: an acting role, like he can't be this happy to
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: marry her.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's acting or what he's doing,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: but this is a whole different personality and it's annoying.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: It is it is, And he's even like petting the
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: dog and being really nicety the dogs. Atually it scares me,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I don't. He has a lot of mood swings, like
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: he goes from sullen artists who's sulking in the corner,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: to anger to just joyful like kid at Disneyland.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: It's very confusing, but he's so corny. He's so corny,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Bad jokes. Oh yeah, So she he said.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: How was it when you met with your friends? And
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: she said, well, Astra and Laura are concerned and and
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: he goes like what and she goes, just like, you know,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: am I sure do? I'm sure I want to get
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: married if it upset me a little bit, and he
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: goes hmhm, and she goes, it would have been good
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: if you could talk to them and you guys could
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: work it out. And he goes, oh, no, it's okay,
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: we're good. I will not meet with them ever.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, So then that's weird because it's his controlling, mean,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: weird side, but said in a really nice way. Yeah,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: now I'm even and he's calling her sweetie and like
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: it's so bizarre it is.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: So she goes, well, also, I heard from Cayden and
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: he said you might have to work tomorrow, so I'm
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: just waiting on him to call back. He goes, oh, gosh,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: that's that would be bad. And she goes, but if
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: he's not there, I can't imagine getting married and he goes, well,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: of course we would want him there, but that's out
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: of your control if he has to work. And so
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: this is the day we chose, and this is what
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: we're doing. Talking Head Bido says, we have come a
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: long way. We will get married with or without Caden. Oh, now,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, he's dying to get married, you know,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: no m So then we see him practicing I do
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: in the mirror, and she thinks it's so so funny,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: And then they make jokes in there talking head about oh,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: he's excited about the wedding, he's most excited about the
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: sex Ooh, and he's like, oh, yes, we go behind
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: the couch, no one's looking, and she's like, oh, you're
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: so hilarious.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, just all of this is weird and not right,
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: just not there's something wrong here. I don't like.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: These people are not doing it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: No, I'm uncomfortable.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I'm very uncomfortable. So so then now she gets the
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: information that Kayden can come to the wedding, so she's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: excited for her two most important men in her life
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: to meet.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: So that was a nothing burger.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Basically, that was a cliffinger that once immediately became nothing
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: nothing nothing. Yeah, and it's weird that her son is
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: going to meet her future husband the day of the wedding,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and this is not how she would have wanted it.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Did we ever get confirmation where he lives, because later
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: he says, like she says, how was traffic coming into
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: the city, Which does make me think you were right
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: that he lives like within driving distance.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he probably just lives like in a
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: different neighborhood. That's not I mean, because you know, most
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: people don't live in the French Quarter. You know, he
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: could live out, but this this place is like right
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: on Magazine Street, So it could be that he was
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: just coming from the suburbs.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: And you know, so this whole like my son is
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: my everything and he's the most important person in my life.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: And I was like, he lives there, and you haven't
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: seen it in ninety days.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: But I think he purposefully hasn't come and seen her
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: and said he's busy working because he's hoping this. First
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: of all, he didn't want to be filmed, and second
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: of all, he was like, I hope she's this thing
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: with this guy is going to fall apart, and I
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: don't want to have to ever meet this guy. He's like,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I've got Devon's got me on the phone telling me
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: about it every day. So and he's like, Devin, quit
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: calling me, go into your child just we don't and we.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Don't have a situation.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: We don't have a situation. So they go to this
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: very old, uh New Orleans hotel, the Statements, and I
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: looked it up. It looks really cool and they're gonna
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: have a wedding in the park nearby. And then she's like, wow,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: you're like, I'm kind of nervous about being intimate, you know,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: just because like it's been a while, and for him
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: it's been just you know, never, So Devin and they
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: go and then they go into the room and.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: He does, let you should say, we don't know.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: He jumps on the bed like he always says. His
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: thing is to lay on the bed. He's Vickie humbles
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: and he's pretended to sleep, sense to sleep, and she's like, okay,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: get off. He's like, okay, we'll see you later, Debbie.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Nothing important happening today. Jokes.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Those jokes would get old day two two of him
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: being in America. I think for me it would be
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: day maybe day one, like a couple hours in, Like
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: is it constant? Are you always going to be making
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: these jokes is stupid.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. So Devin and Debbie and
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Meto sit outside. They have a little snack. So she
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: looks at her Apple watches, like, oh my god, thank god,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Kayden is here and now I'm happy. And Devin's like,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: here comes the golden child, perfect.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Child in a suit with perfect hair. I get it, mom,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I'm a fuck up.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: So Kayten comes down. She's like, oh my baby. So
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: she hugs him, and Meto stands up. Because when I
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: first looked at it, I was like, Meto doesn't stand up,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: But when they showed they did, yeah.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I was freaking out. I was like Mito staying the
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: whole commercial break. I was like, Mito, better stand up.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Better, stand up better. So he does. He stands up,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: and they do a hey bro, nice to beach man. Yeah,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: and how is the traffic? You know that kind of talk.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: And then she goes, but I have something to show you.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: He goes what She's like, my ring, and they're like, oh, okay,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: it looks good. Yeah, didn't he do great? Wasn't it amazing?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Because this is the most amazing ring ever. Cayden's like, okay, yeah,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: it's good. Good job, good job. And then Kateen goes,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: so like, how was it? Like, how'd you ask her?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: And Mita goes, let me tell you the funniest story
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: of all time. So it's so funny. And when I
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: told her, she ran and left me and was crying.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: But then I opened the ring and Cayden goes talking head.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: He goes, I'm very protective of my mother, and to
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: hear she ran out in tears of her own proposal.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Proposal is a little concerning. I got no, you know.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: So he goes, oh, you think that was a surprise.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: You should see my surprise for today, and she goes,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, and he goes, oh, yes, Debbie,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: you have a surprise today, and she's like, okay, okay.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: So she is he going to pretend to leave her
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: at the altar.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I guess that's his joke.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be there, you know, what would be a
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: one step up. He somehow has he fakes his own death,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: so she thinks that he's dead. He is. She's at
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: the funeral crying over the casket. It opens. He pops out, surprise, Debbie,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: we get married. And so the guy doing the service
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: at the funeral, actually marries them as he is laying
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: in his coffin and she's crying, and she's crying, she
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: submits it.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: As audition real for yeah, exactly. So then he's joking
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: like you should see my surprise for today. She's like, okay, no,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: no no. So she goes, all right, Devin and I
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: are going to go inside and start getting ready and
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: you guys can get a little guy time. And he goes, okay, Debbie,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: see you tomorrow, and Cayden goes lots of jokes. I
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: loved it. I love.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: He's great. He's great because the way he was responding
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: to the proposal story was like not letting Mito know
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: how horrified he was. So he's laughing along, but there's
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: so much tension in his face as each part of
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: the story is hitting him that he pulled this horrible prank.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: And I was like, he's good.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good actor. Every time they showed his face,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: it was every every face was like what.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: But Mito had no idea that he thinks this is
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: the worst proposal in history.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: So Meto and Caden hang out and he's like, so, bro,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: how's it going, man? You got you got everything acquainted
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: here for living in New Orleans and he goes, oh, yes,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: it's it's been fine. And he says, so once you
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: get your driver's license and stuff, like, I guess my
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: mom will probably buy you a car. Like what do
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: you think you want to do for work? He goes, oh, yes,
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: of course, so I will get my driver's license, and
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: of course I will continue my big dream, which is
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: to be an actor, and I will continue that as
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I did in Egypt. And Cain goes, oh, yeah, like
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I understand, like you're successful there, but yeah, you know
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: here it's like super competitive. It's like one in a
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: million shots to be sustainably successful and support your family.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: So even that in Egypt he was also a tour guide.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: A tour guide for the Yeah right, he wasn't like.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: He was supporting himself, no acting, no.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: So Meda goes, yes, that's right, that's right. But I
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: do the one thing I love and nothing else, and
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Kate goes, yeah, well, like I'll give you an example,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: like I really wanted to play baseball, but it didn't
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: work out. And there's a fine line in things that
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: you do, you like, things you love to do, but
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: things that you need to do to pay the bills
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: and put food on the table. Talking ahead, Mito says,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I was patient with his questions, but I am a
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: person who hates questions. By the way, one day, God willing,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I will prove myself, and I think you will see
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: it in the future. God willing. Okay, well, God willing,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: we'll see. We'll see.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he will like book some commercials. Being a wacky,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: cheesy dad joke kind of guy. I could see that, maybe,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: but I can't see him landing like a long term
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: role or a movie role or something. And I think
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: he thinks commercials might be beneath him, and.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Even like a curious actor and even like a wacky neighbor.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if he'd be good at that
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: because he's so annoying.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: He's so annoying, and it doesn't feel genuine. It feels
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: very It's not like like Kramer on Seinfeld where he
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: embodied that character, so it didn't feel like he was acting, right,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: this is he always feels like he's acting.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, always, So, Kayden says, so you besides acting like
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you got anything else your paws passionate about, like just
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: could you flip pizzas at the pizza place, like just
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: like anything you would want to do. And he goes, oh, yes,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I've made a music video and so I could sing
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: and I'll put that music video out and maybe and
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: maybe YouTube will pay me getting like a million hits.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I Kimberly and I are here to tell you YouTube
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: by paying your bills, I.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Don't rely on that paycheck. What if it was I
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: love you, chick. What have you paired up with like
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: other ninety day people? What if you joined bad Boys for.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: We figured it out. He should join the Bad Voice
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, that's it. It's perfect for him. So and
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: talking d Cayden goes, yeah, I mean acting is a
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: fine career, but I don't think it's sustainable. Like I
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: don't want him to be a slouch on the couch
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: and just be there for a handout. So I'm going
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: to be keeping an eye on it. I love slash
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: on the couch.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I never heard I've never heard that. I love it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I love to see it.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, that is my life goal. That's that's
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: why Kayten and I would never work.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Outcauseuch is good.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he'd be like, what are you doing? I'm
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: being slashed on the couch. It's my best life ever.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: But he is there for a handout. I mean just
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: even saying he's getting in a driver's license, like he's
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: now driving her Mercedes or what are we doing? Right?
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just so glad she doesn't have children, like young children.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah that or they were planning on having children together, right,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: because then I would worry. I think she makes enough
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: to sustain both of them with him taking like moderately
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: priced acting classes and not going to the really expensive ones.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. Maybe and she could be his manager.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it could although she is not wouldn't
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: be good at that. And she also took that picture wrong.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: She took a picture instead of a video. Never forget,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Never forget. And then she threw the phone in his
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: face or something.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he deserved it, so Cayden says, look to meeto.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: He goes, look, man, my main thing here is I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: love my mom. I want to be sure my mom
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: is taken care of. And do you understand? He goes, yeah,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I understand. He leans over, he shakes his seat, and
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: he gets so close to the scary eyes right in
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: his face and goes, yes, we are bro now and
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: brother and best friend.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, Ken, you say I did not agree to that.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Cain's like, first of all, you're my stepdad, not my brother,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and we're not best friends. I met you four minutes ago,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: and Kayten just looks. He goes, okay, look him like
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Like, but my mother has no friends.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: He hasn't made any friends. I don't think anyone in
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: that acting class liked him, or the teacher or Astra
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: and Laura's boyfriend. No, they yeah, and he says he'll
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: never talk to them again. So he's like, Caden's close
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: to my age exactly.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: No, it's not going to work.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to Marissa and Edward.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Oh god, Basically they fight and they just don't understand
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: each other. They need a communication translator. So she has
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: sorted off the end, like seriously. So she's mad because
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: he ruined the night that was supposed to be all
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: special in rekindling the relationship, and he kept trying to
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: take it back to those dark, dismal times in our
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: relationship two weeks ago. And why would he say if
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: you mess up, it's your it's on you, it's your problem,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: and that makes me feel like, oh, I better watch
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: my step, Like how like I'm better than him? Madader?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: He give me an ultimatum.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Fact, by the way, this is what she wanted. This
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: is what she wanted to him.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Be a man, stand up for yourself, tell me how
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: you're feeling. And why does it always have to come
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: back to some serious freaking thing about something. He's so
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: insecure and we're supposed to be celebrating tonight and I
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: was planning to tell him how confident I was to
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: marry him. So they both had different expectations for the
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: night and did not communicate them well to the other person.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: So she goes back to the table and she's She says,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: he has an attitude on his face and she doesn't
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: need that right now, Like she didn't give him the
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: death stare last week where we thought she was going
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: to murder him and they came swim with the fishes.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: She throws body out in the East river like demon,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: So you're embarrassing me. So she says, I'm so sick
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: and tired of you going on and on about things
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: that don't need to be discussed and we don't need
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: to rehash everything. It's so unnecessary to me, and he's like,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: that's not okay for me, and you're reacting the way
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: you did, like, and she goes, I didn't react, Okay, you.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Did, and you're reacting out you're reacting.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Now, and he's like, I'm aggravated, and she says, I
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: told you, and then he interrupts her, and she's like,
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: stop interrupting me, thin lips, stare of death, and she says,
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I told you. I didn't want to talk about it,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: and he says it didn't make sense to me, and
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: she goes, let it make sense, and he says, I
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: wanted to talk to you about my feelings of jealousy
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: and I wasn't trying to talk about your garbage X
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: or start a fight or anything. But I don't like
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: the face you're making right now. You're rolling your eyes
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: and the way you're breathing is very scary, like Darth
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: vade her. And she says, I don't like this side
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: of you. And she's fully looking like she smells poop.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: It's just that, yeah, yes, it's like disgusted, and she says,
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: you're embarrassing me. We are in a public place. Lower
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: your voice, Lower your fucking voice. She says, well, I mean.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: She's acting like that. That's causing more attention.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: They also have huge lights and cameras around them.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, people are already looking yes, yes.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: So also they're like, why is that gentleman with a
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: newly circumcised penis fighting with that old lady who does
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: bar clearly? Yes, So she says, you me attitude, and
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: she says, I didn't do anything to you. Are you delusional?
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, God, she said, I said, I said
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I needed a break and I went to the bathroom.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: She's acting like, she said, excuse me very much. I
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: would like to powder my nose and excuse herself. She
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: flat practically flipped a chair when she was walking to
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. She did, you're correct, yes, So she says,
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, Edward, if your attitude doesn't change,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not speaking to you at all. And he's like,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I don't like that, and she goes, I don't care
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: if you like it, and she's she's mean, mean, she's mean,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I did. And remember you said you don't like the
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: side of yourself, Marissa, So why do you keep allowing
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: it to come out? So she says, I did the
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: proper thing to do. I stepped away to come back
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: when I call myself down. That's what people are supposed
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: This is this is calm. This is this is calm.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was trying to talk to you like
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: a mature person, like when I told you to shut
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: up and stared at you and scared everyone in the restaurant.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: And he's like, fine, whatever, you're right, You're always right,
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: and she's like, don't be passive aggressive with me. And
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: he says, you told me to express how I was feeling,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: and I did, and then it's wrong. So every I'm
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: wrong either way, and now he needs a minute, and
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: he walks away from the table, and he doesn't think
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: he did anything wrong, and she also thinks she politely
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: left the table and did not throw a fit in
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: a restaurant. So he's like, she told me to express
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: myself better. That's what I was doing. I'm damned if
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: I do. I'm damned if I don't. And now, to
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: be fair, she didn't want to do it at this dinner,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: and she told you that several times. However, why does
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: she get to dictate the mood of each meal? Why
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: does she get to say tonight's dinner is about celebration.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: I want to drink. We are not talking about serious things,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: but he wants to, So why does she It's always
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: her decision, what the mood is going to be, we're
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: gonna have So that's not fair to him. So he
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: comes back to the table. He apologizes very nicely with
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: no adamude, and he says, I wasn't trying to hurt you.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to explain to you how I
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: was feeling. And she says, I'm going to lose my
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: shit right now, and she starts crying and he owns
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: her a napkin and she says, I don't need a napkin, Edward,
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: what but the talk is wrong with you?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: But then she grabs a napkin. Is her stabbing at
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: her eyes?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just apologizes to you, offered you a nappy
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: and you're still pissed off for some reason, and he goes,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see you upset, and she says,
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do this right now, and she
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: says I just want to let this night be put
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: in the past. I didn't want to do this, and
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: he says, I understand you wanted to have a nice dinner.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to tell you how grateful I was
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: for the changes that you've made and that we're working
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: on our relationship. That's all I was trying to say.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't explain it right, And she's like, just because
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: you apologize doesn't mean I'm suddenly like fucking great, everything's great,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: So you don't accept his apology. I kept waiting for
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: her to apologize.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: And she said, you know what, I overreacted and maybe
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: we're both wrong here, and like a lava cake for dissart,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: you know exactly.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: But instead she is not accepting his apology. So she's
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: going even further than not apologizing herself. She's not accepting
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: his apology, and now she has all the upper hand
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: in the relationship again because she's acting mad, irrationally mad
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: about this dinner conversation. And she says, I'm sorry, So
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: now he's groveling. He's like repeatedly apologizing, and she says,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I understand people make mistakes like the horrible mistake that
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: you did by not reading the tone of this dinner,
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: And I don't hold grudges, even though I really do,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: but I wanted to tell you this really wonderful decision
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: that I had made to move forward with our relationship,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: and now this whole night is ruined and I just
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: want to go home and just let it be. And
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, and you're not gonna okay, no, no, that's
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: not happening, And she says, I need Edward to start
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: understanding who I am. And I can't go through this
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: the rest of my life. You ruined his night too, bitch.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Why again it's always on him.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: She doesn't see it, and I just keep thinking, and
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I've said this several episodes back. I go, at some
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: point she's gonna have some sort of redemption where we're
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be like, Okay, yeah, finally she gets it. She
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: was terrible, But you know, it's just like with Sarper,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: like she kinda is now so terrible that we have
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: forgotten how awful Sarper is. And I keep thinking that's
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: gonna happen with Marissa, like she's gonna turn around and
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: be like, she's a delight in the way we will
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: have forgotten how awful she was.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: But no, I continue me awful every week awful. So
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: she's the opposite of delightful. Like I would say, her
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: smile does not light up her room. No, she's in
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: no danger of being on day line. And it's concerning
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: that she's in like the sales industry working with brides.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Well not for long but right not Corently, she's not
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: a pleasant person. Also, there was a shot on Reddit
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: of her hair just looking terrible at that dinner when
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: she was leaning over it was like shaggy like they
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: were saying, Tom petty. It was just because her hair
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: is quite damaged from the bleaching and karma, I guess.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: So nothing is resolved with these two.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: No, it was so stupid. This whole fight was so stupid,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: and they're just not They don't communicate well at all.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: They need a mediator and she needs a personality transplant.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to Mallory and rashit ras sheet
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: rush twenty five days to wed So they're going to
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: like a lake or something today so he can drive
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: a boat. She just wants them to drive a boat,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: since that's what he used to do for It was
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: a nice thing for her to be like, let's find
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: a boat you can.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he can't fight by the water, surely.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, soothed you? It will sue you, yeah.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, dateline has ever been him somebody pushing somebody
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: over a boat because they were having a fight on water.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: But every dayline does have someone staring longingly into a
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: body of water.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Uh huh. Yeah.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: After a ways, so they walk off. He goes, babe, baby,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: what is this? This is a dnky baby, this is
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: a dingy. She's like, it's a pontoon boat. And he goes,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what does this tiny boat? It's just okay,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: well I didn't have a super yacht available. Okay. So
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: the talking Mallory says, I've done a lot of reflecting
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: on the child topic, and I want to talk to
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: him about it today, Like, you know, we're gonna try
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: to do this fun thing for him. So he gets
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: to the boat. It's funny because the guy's like, hey,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: i'm amos, let me give you the you know you're
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: gonna rent the boat for the day, let me give
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: you the have you either one of you ever driven
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: a boat? I was like, I hope you just don't
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: let people go out and drive boats that have never
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: driven a boat before. Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we do it all the time down here.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: You rent a pontoon or a party boat and they
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: give you like a two minute instruction and then they're like,
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: I have fun, that's not safe. Well that's what we
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: do dan an, Orange County.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: So she brings him a captain hat. After he tells
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Amos that he used to be a chad for forty
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: forty meter super yachts and he was like, okay, well
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: you could be doing the lesson. Then I was like,
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: maybe this could be Rash's job. Maybe he could work
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: down with the marina and has worked with the boats
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: and stuff. Yes, so she brings him a captain hat.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: He looked at the captain and steal it's funny and
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: that's a current reference. And they chat and he goes, baby,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: this is this is nice driving this pontoon boat. He goes,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: but it's hard to enjoy it. You know, I missed
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Turkey so much. I miss the sea, I miss the boat.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I feel very sad. And she's like, oh, I know.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: So they stopped to park the boat and talk and
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: he says, so, what what are we you know, what
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: are we thinking about at the wedding And she goes, well,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about that, and he says,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: so I have to tell you if you don't want
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: a baby, I will go to Turkey. I will broke up.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: You understand, and she goes, I do understand. I know
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: that you want to be a dad, so I do understand.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: But I cannot imagine my life without you, like you
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: are everything to You're my best friend and I don't
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: want to lose you. But if you pressure me into
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: having a kid, it's going to make me uneasy and
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: make me want to back away. But the door is
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: a completely closed about me having kids as long as
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: you don't rush me, as long as we can just
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: like get married, do things, travel and then we'll talk
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: about it like in two years, which I think is
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a great plan because they're pretty young and there's a
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: there's no pressure on it. And she's I would say.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: We are not allowed to talk about this for two years,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Like that's the rule we are setting. It gives us
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: two years.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too, because she's like, look, you're
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: not allowed to bring it up. You get settled and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: get married and live our lives and you get a job,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: and you know, yeah, so talking to it. She says,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not a person that doesn't like kids, Like I
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: love kids, I love babies. All this having kids is
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: a me issue and I know right now I don't
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: want to have a kid anytime soon, but I do
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: want to think about it, and I could reconsider in
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: two years after we've been married a while. And I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: think that's totally valid.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Totally valid. I mean, I do think you should decide
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: on kids and things like that before you get married, ideally,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: But I think she's close to a yes. She's just
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: not at one hundred percent yes. And I think that's
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: good enough.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: I think so too. So he goes okay then, and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: so I don't put signature. I don't signature, and she goes, okay,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: the prenup and she goes, I just am very scared
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: about going through the trauma of divorce and that's what's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: holding me back, and that's what makes me want to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: do the prenup. But maybe we want so he goes,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: so no signature and she goes, no signature if you
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: give me time and space on the kid issue, right
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: And I was like, she's like, marriage is about compromise.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: So that's what we did. You know.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure he fully understood the not pressuring on kids,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: ycause I do feel like he's going to keep trying
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: to bring it up.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's like, check your watch, has it been
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: two years? No? Yeah, So she gets down on her
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: knee to propose. It's funny, you know, and he does
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: seem kind of still like not happy, but then once
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: she does it, he kind of smiles and she says,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: I love you, and he says I love you too,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: and she says, we will get through this. I know
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: we will. It's going to be fine, and he's like, Okay,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: We're sending in the middle of a lake in Alabama
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: and I'm sweating. Can we push off? So that's the
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: end of their story. It wasn't much. Thomas and Paula
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: also not much, but we did get a little uh
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: mostly Thomas this week. No, we got Paula to I
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: forget about her I forgot about her dress. Yeah, okay, Dan,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: you let's see.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I got apologies.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: I will say that Meto posted something about acting or
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: there was a clip about this guy, and it was
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: a clip. It was a clip that like TLC put
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: out about Meto and Caden and Meto saying I just
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: want to do my dream and Kato's like, but you.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Caden's like, but you got to have something to put
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: food on the table, and Paulina who's Paula here, wrote
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: under it like, I think it's wonderful of Meto. You
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: should keep chasing your dream. And he's like, thank you
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: so much. And I wrote back because I you know,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I met her on the on the interview I did,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I wrote and said, I think it's wonderful to have
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: a dream, but you do still have to have a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: job to fund that dream. Input food on your table,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Like right, it's great to have a dream, but yeah,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: you also have to have a job. You know.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I know lots of actors who believe the same way
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: he does that you have to put if you Some
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: actor acting teachers will even teach you do not have
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: a plan B. If you have a plan B, you
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: will fail at acting. You have to make this your
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: only thing. And I'm like, great, are you gonna pay
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: my rent?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Right? How do you? What are you gonna? Yeah, that
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: makes no sense.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: But that's some That is like a big theory that
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: a lot of actors have. So I get it, but
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: I think you need a plan B.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not it's not a plan B. I'm
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: going to be an actor. I'm acting. And while I'm
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: working on that.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: Tables and I might meet people waiting tables that will
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: help me in the industry.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he could go work at the theater.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: I mean I can join Scientology and they will hook
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: me up with some acting jobs and I'll work for
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: them for free.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Completely there you go.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: So see the reason I couldn't find my notes is
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: because I wrote Josh instead of Thomas, because now he
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: looks like a Josh to me. So Thomas leaves the
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: apartment to go to the gym and to get away
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: from the twenty seven family members in his apartment, and
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: the wedding is in a few days. She has doubts,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: but they're going to her final dress fitting with her
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: whole family. So when Paula was younger, she got married
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: and I don't think we know much about it except
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: it was a bad situation and her mom was not involved,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: and her mom was very upset about that. And so
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: the mom she's like, how can I make it up
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: to you? And the mom says, you don't have to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: because now I'm involved, and you're a much more mature
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: person now, Paula, and you know you're on the right path.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: And I think that this marriage is good and all this,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: and now Paula is like, really doesn't want to confess
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: that she has doubts, so she goes out. She goes
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: to her wedding dress, fitting her wedding dress very traditional,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: surprised me, and they love it. But the mom would
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: love anything because she's part of the process now and
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: so she's so excited. Yeah, has nothing to do with Thomas.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: So then they have a surprise for her. Her sister
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Jacques walks in and I don't know if that's how
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: you pronounce it. It spelled like Jacques j A c q
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: E s yeah, huh, so I could have gotten that wrong.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: So she says, this is my sister. Oh my god,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: my sister supports me my business. And the sister says
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: she's my boss, and Paula says, no, you pay the
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: bills and I'm spending that money on the wedding dress.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: So it's cute. And then the sister asks, like, what
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: it's like at the apartment and the mom goes crazy anxiety.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Okay. In Portuguese, the French name Jacques is usually pronounced
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: like zach zhak or closer to z h a k
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: i zach or Zach, but it looks like Jacques, but
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: it is like Zach Zachi Zachi Zach.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Okay. And then Paula comes out in a second dress,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: which I didn't did they explain She.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Said, this is for my party dress for later while
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I'll be more comfortable. I was like, that dress looks
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: less comfortable than the other one. It's like just mermaid
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: like sit intight.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: That's why I was confused, because usually a party dress
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: is like short, short, and more glowy, but this was
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: it was another It was another wedding gown, exactly another
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: wedding gown. So she says, I'm all smiles, but I'm
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: hiding how I feel. I don't want to send my
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: family back with the feeling that I was so desperate
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: to get married and find someone that I put myself
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: in this situation. I don't want them to think that
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: about me. And so meanwhile, Thomas goes to the beach
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: to work out on those like outdoor jungle gym things
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: and with his friend. And I didn't even know he
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: had a friend.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: We've seen this friend before on one of the earlier
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: episodes before uh uh uh, same thing, outdoor working out.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, he loves that outdoor working out.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: That's the gym. That that's the gym that he's going to.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Because it's free.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: It's free. Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: He tells us that he's the type that would join
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: a gym and use their shower and then like get
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: the water turned off at his apartment, but use the
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: gym's water. Like that's what he's so bizarre. So he
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: tells his friend it's been awkward with her family because
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: I have to explain about my allergies and I don't
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: want to be that guy and the deodorant auditor. I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: would have said, like the deodoran Nazi or something, But
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: that's funny that he picked an auditor. And he says,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: a lot of people think it's in my head.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: And I was like me, me too.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Even and she he says, even her mom made a
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: joke about it, and it's like she's making a joke.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: That's something that's already so hard for me to talk about,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: just rama shed allergies she has.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: She he visited her in Brazil many times, I say,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: to hotels and in her apartment. Ever mentioned this once
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: until she got one date.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: Once He grew up on a farm.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Right has to be free of furniture and smells and
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: smells yes.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Except for the smell of cooking meat that smells fine. Again,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: he stuck his nose right in the bottle when he
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: was gluing it shut, so and no reaction. Again. If
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: this was like a life threatening peanut allergy and you've
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: been necessitated from the brink of death five times, I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: would understand why he's talking about it, like it's this
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: trauma that is so difficult for him to talk about.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: But again, you just don't like certain smells and your
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: nose get itchy, Like why why are you acting like
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: this is some horrible trauma in your past that you
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: don't like talking about.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: We're going to find out some sort of terrible allergy.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: And we're gonna feel.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: So will feel slightly bad, slightly, I will. So.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: He says that he's still has the videographer and the
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: photographer to worry about, like there's a lot of moving
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: pieces that are not confirmed for the wedding, and he's
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: stressed about the spending because she spent nine hundred dollars
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: online on a bunch of mister and missus stuff. I
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: was like, that's hilarious, that's cute. That she's acting excited
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: because I don't feel like she's that excited. But also
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: show me the list because I don't believe it was
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: nine hundred dollars. It's a lot missus stuff.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: But maybe she got those huge like light up letter
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: with the big like the big light bulbs you know
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: that are like.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Five Is that how much those costs? Maybe? I don't know,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: A lot, a lot. Yeah, but maybe she'll use it
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: for like video stuff and like use it to work
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: on her brain. I don't know. Could money maker, I
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: don't know. Also, again, if you've probably not spent that
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: much on the wedding, nine hundred is not that much
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: like for I'm sure Again, he makes a lot of money.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: He has a very good job.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: So by the way she is, she does too. She
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: does very successful business.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: She just says that her most of her money is
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: like not liquid right now, so it's in the business.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: But in the future she's she is making a lot
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: of money. She's just trying to franchise and make a
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: lot of our stores. So he says, I thought marriage
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: was about compromise, but she came in hot and it's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: her way or the highway, And I was like, that's rich,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: mister floor table, yoga matt person.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Two beds in a one bedroom apartment. What are we doing?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Put your clothes in this closet in a bin? Yeah,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: his way, it's her way or the highway. Okay. So
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: he says it's a lot of money for me, and
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I know people are gonna think I'm mister frugal.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, yeah you are.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: He keeps commenting like a lot of people like he's
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: already anticipating how he's going to be portrayed.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Yes and yes the internet.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Exactly. So she's really pushing me, and I'm at my limit,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: and I feel like we've sot started more problems than
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: we've actually solved. That is true. That's true that I
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: don't feel like they've resolved a single problem. So he says,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: I'm worried that Paula doesn't understand me as a person.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: You don't even know how to pronounce her name, okay
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: or Poolina, it's not Paula, but we all just call
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: her that now because that's how you call her. So,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: but she doesn't understand you, okay. So he says we're
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: gonna have shared bank accounts and she's gonna be on
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: the mortgage and we don't have a pre nup. So,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: like all of his concerns are about money, money, which
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: is concerning. Also, he owns that condo and he just
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: did not spend anything on a couch. Okay, So he says,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm on a crew ship about to
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: hit an iceberg.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Wow. But she's the dramatic one in the relationship, but
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: not the Queen Mary because it's doc no yeh.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: So he says, I told her this is how I am.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: I do you want to be with me someone like me?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: I like, this is how I am. And she I
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: felt like she had doubts in that moment, and I
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: have doubts myself. And the friend just goes sounds intense.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: I's like, I.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Haven't said one word. I'm just trying to do some
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: pull ups. Bro yeeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: I also think you're faking your allergies, but I'm not
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: gonna say that. So he says, I've always been honest.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: By the way, if you're at those outdoor beaches that
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: you're gonna smell marijuana, you're gonna smell hookah, You're gonna
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: smell incense, You're gonna smell like so suntan lotion.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: It's just all the things.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So he says, I've always been honest with
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: her about my limitations and is she just testing me?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: And is this going to be temporary or is it
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: always going to be like this with her pushing my limitations?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: And do I have to marry her and just hope
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: for the best or should I call this off and
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: break my heart? I think she'll be relieved.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think she will.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: She is still in Brazil on her socials talking negatively
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: about Thomas.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I think she is visiting Brazil on her socials, but
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: I think they're married and they live in Long Beage.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: I do if my spouse was talking about me the
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: way she talked about him on your podcast, I would
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: be that.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, do you don't like him much?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: You clearly don't like him.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I am very excited about the reunion. I'm very excited
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: to see all these people together. Like what a mismatch,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: you know, a missmash of people. And also.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Meadow sprays himself like fifty times with different sprays before
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: he leaves the house, so that's not going to be
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: good for Thomas.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: If their dressing rooms are near each other. No no, no, no, no.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: And you know, well, Shay doesn't smell because Annabel has
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: cleaned every crevice on him. So that's they smell great.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: That's what you should sit by. Okay. Shay and Annabel
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: are super going to talk about next and they're leaving
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Paducah and they're headed to Gatlinburg, Tennessee for the wedding
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: Smoky Mountains. I don't know why they chose that, but
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: that's what they chose. And he goes, yeah, we'll get it.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I think it's cool. I mean, it's gonna be pretty.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: And he says, we're going to a place where there's
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: He'll billies. And she goes, oh, what's the difference between
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: a hill billy and a redneck?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Because she says bill hilly. Oh she does, she says
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: billy hill or what's she says it backwards. It was cute.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: And he says, well, He'll Billy's. You know, they live
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: up in the woods and Keith to the sales, thank moonshine,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: the grown marijuana and rednecks. We're just out here hunting
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: and fishing and uh and a good old boy and
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: have a good time. And I like to you know,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: go to the lake and she goes, oh, no, I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: think I'm married to a redneck. Yes, yes, yes, yes
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: you are. He goes, we probably see some hillbillies that
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: point him out off for see him. So talking dad,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: he says, annabel has not met two of his daughters.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Abigail lives in Connecticut, which we saw her on the
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: first episode, but I guess she ran back to Connecticut
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: before Annabel arrived. And Madison, who lives locally but is
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: his daughter with Nicole. And he says, Annabelle is worried
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: about meeting Madison for you know, because Nicole maybe has
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: bad mouthed to her, so she's worried about meeting Madison.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: May have a preconceived notion. So as they're driving, he's like,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: look at the mountains, Babe, cool right, babe. You see
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: that the skylift, Babe that goes up to the top
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: of the mountain. Babe. Hey babe, we're here, Babe. It's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: a nice babe. I was like, oh my god, what
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: his dollars riding? Hey babe, Hey babe, Hey, hey babe.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: This babe, Babe, you'd be babe, Babe, this is babe.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: So they walk into.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: This is a movie. We're gonna watch movie Babe after this, Babe?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Is that okay with you? You want to watch babe?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Babe, Well, go watch your favorite movie. It's called Babe.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: So they walk into a really nice house which is
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: where they're staying.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: And much nicer than the Lake house.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Much nicer than both of us homes. And they find
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: her room with a king bed. He's like, ah, I
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: get on the bed and they're like rolling around and
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: he's like, baby, oh vibe. I was like, Okay, we
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: get it. You gotta do it a lot. We get it.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: So it's the next day and she's putting out decorations.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: She didn't spend nine hundred dollars on the decorations. She
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: just went to Party City and got whatever was for
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: a wedding and they are making it work.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: She's a frugal queen.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: She is a frugal queen.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: She got that dress online, right, and she's just like,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: she just bought the veil.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So Alison and her boyfriend, she has got
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: a boyfriend, his name is Jonathan. He arrives. They arrive
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: and with her kids, and then Hallie Shay's niece arrives,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: and then Madison His daughter arrives, and Annabelle lets Madison
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: know that she's nervous to meet her, and Madison I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: was good. Yeah, she was like, I'm just nervous, and
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: she's totally Madison's totally nice. Again, this girl's like twenty one. Ye,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: So Madison tells her, even if you and my mom
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: have differences, like, I'm cool with you. I'm so happy
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: to be here and celebrate with you. Guys. I just
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: want my dad to be happy. I'm really glad to
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: finally meet you. And they hug and it's completely fine.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: She's worried for nothing. So I'm talking to hed. Madison goes,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened with my dad and my mom,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: but Annabella is her own person. I love my mom
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: and I love my dad, but I'm happy my dad's happy,
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: So no problem.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very mature.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: So we're talking to head together, she says. Annabo goes,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: your daughter, Madison is so nice. He goes, I told
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: you not.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: To worry about unlike that bitch Alison.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: She says, I was so worried she would have attitude
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: like Alison. So then the.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: Daughter, All of the daughters have the same face like
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Shay's jeans. And he doesn't really have that face. He
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't have that nose, but he does. I love that nose.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 2: I wish I had that nose. But like, they're all
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: exactly the same, different moms, but like they look exactly.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: They all look exactly the same. So the daughter and
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: the niece and the niece, she's not featured very much,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: but she had to drive. Madisone. I guess she's short.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: The niece is short. Very Oh. I didn't know she
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: was sitting. Yeah, when I was who's that? Oh, that's
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: the niece. So the daughter, Abigail that lives in Connecticut
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: comes in with her her two daughters, which are very cute,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: and he's like, Mamma, Bell's here right vibe and he says.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Abigail says, I'm so glad to meet you in person.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: I never had a step mom, and Madison goes, well,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: technically my mom was your step mom for like a month.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, no, we don't get to know
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: your mom. Be crazy, Okay, So they all laugh about that.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Jeff and lindsay his two friends arrive. We've met them before.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: They're the ones that said they heard she was a
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: male order. Oh sorry, the microphone they heard she was
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: a male order bride. So they all jump on a
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: tourist bus. They're going to go into Gatlinburg. They're gonna
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: go up the skylift to the mountain to this like
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: bar at the top, a rooftop firepit place. I'm scary
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: coming down with all these people drinking up there, and
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: then they got to get on this ski lift to
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: come back down.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: I hate a ski lift, terrifying. And I saw a
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: scary movie where people were stuck on a ski lift
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: and there were wolves circling below and they were stuck
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: in the snow. Now they're like fingers were breaking off
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: because they were so try to climb down. It was
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: a horrible, terrifying movie. And I don't know why I
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: watched it, but because I hate ski lifts and heights.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: I hate ski lifts too. It's the it's the fear
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: of you get off the ski lift and then it's
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: gonna like whack you from behind and knock you forward,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: because if you don't do it right, you know, yeah,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I've only done it a couple of times.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: And so people sometimes don't even pull that bar down.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the skiers are so cash they're like, oh, I'm
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: just casual one hundred feet up in there with no bar,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: because they're like, I don't need a bar.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: With their skis hang down below, and do you think
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna drop, you're just gonna like hell ski
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: it out of there exactly. So they're up at this
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: rooftop firepit place and in the talking head, Alison says,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I am happy that Annabelle and I worked out our differences,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: and I am actually really happy for them. How my
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: dad doesn't fuck it up is basically what she says.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: And then we get ab a gallon.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: She goes, I love that that they know their dad
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: is a fuck up and kind of a cheater. And
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of rooting for Annabelle, like this is a
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: good vibes for yeah, five minutes.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Well until this, And so Abigail says, I'm happy for them,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: but I feel like we might need to talk to
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: dad to be sure me and my sisters and the
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: grandkids are all included fairly, you know, when he dies,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: look at them, could be any.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Day, any day, look at those teeth.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: So they're sitting there and able Gail says, all right, Dad,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: So like God forbid if something happened to you, you know,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: like no offense. But she's only been in the picture
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: for a short while, so what would happen to the
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: kids and the grandkids, like like for the will? And
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, well, like after we're all settled in,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: I'll probably go to the attorney. I mean, Annabelle is
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: alone here. I mean she'd have to have somewhere to live.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, what exactly are you worried about? And Alison
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: goes not getting your money? And they Abigail looks at
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: her like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: These money grubbing vultures. Yes, are just also are they again,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: as you once pointed out, are they scrubbing his ass
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  Speaker 2: in the bathtub?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: Are they going to take care of him when he's old?
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  Speaker 2: No, change his diaper which could be any day now,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: because he drinks a lot and he has I feel
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: like he might have incontinent issues. And so the producers
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  Speaker 2: had to make her ask this, right, this is so
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: inappropriate for the night before the wedding, and.
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  Speaker 1: It's so inappropriate to do in front of the Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: it might be something if the two of them. Layers
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: are just something to think about. Like, talk to your attorney.
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  Speaker 2: See what he says, Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 1: It, and not her. Yes. So Alison goes, not getting
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  Speaker 1: your money and she goes, you know, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't really think it's the kid's place to
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  Speaker 1: talk about this. I think it's between the husband and
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  Speaker 1: the wife. Yes, and talking head Annabelle says Shye needs
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: to control his daughters. I am offended. I had a
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  Speaker 1: good life in the Philippines and I don't need his
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: money and I don't need this problem. The night before
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  Speaker 1: my wedding, I'm like, yeah, yeah, she should be offended.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: That's offensive.
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  Speaker 2: I would be very offended. Yeah, I think it's rude
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  Speaker 2: to tell. Yeah.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: So next time on we see Josh goes to his
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: stagdoo and drag like ginger spice, go powa, tell me
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: what you want, what you really really want. So Mallory
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: and Rash do their bachelor and bachelorette party and Rash
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: goes to a strip club. He's like, oh my god,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: it was like full porno. I really like it a lot.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: You love hilarry ed Brandon Brandy is like filming, Yeah,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to turn it into a storyline,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: because I don't feel like Mallory would care at all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she pointed out the strip club stand
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: when they remember it. Yeah, she's like, here's this sex shop.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: He's like, I like to go to that store. He's
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: so excited. So Annabelle and Alison get along because Annabel's
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: getting ready. I don't know what Annabelle was doing with
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: her hair. It looked very strange, but maybe when she
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: puts the bail on it'll make sense. But they're talking
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: and getting along while she's getting ready, and she says,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: I'm very glad that everybody here is getting along, but
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sad because I miss my family. I hope they
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: get to watch on video or whatever. Yeah, Marissa mees
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: with her eighty year old who looks fifty year old mom,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: and her mom says, I have to tell you, I
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: am concerned. I talked to the lawyer and he said
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: it would be forty percent of your salary if you
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: get divorced for ten years because you're sponsoring him. So
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: let's get the lawyer on the phone. Hans Chad, whatever
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: his name is, well, let's call him Chad, Chad, Chaz.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: They call Chaz so he's telling her you better work
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: on this. I'm sure she's going to spring a prenup
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: on him, like two days before the wedding. Yeah, do
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: we see Asha. This is after she's been confronted by
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: stepbrother Rod and her mom's friend Kathy, and she.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: I don't do violence. Don't slam that table. Baby. We're
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: not doing that.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Baby, so Asha says outside, she says, Asha knows what
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: is best for Asia, especially when Asha listens to God.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: And then Kathy comes out and goes, I did not
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: mean to hurt your feelings. I just you. I didn't
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: know I was coming here for a wedding, and she goes.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: Well, surprise you are surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, and
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: then she says, we are getting married.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: There is no other option. So Paula is talking, I think,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: to her sister and she's just saying like no, oh, well,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: she's talking to talking head and says she wishes there
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: was more than ninety days, like ninety days is not enough,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: and he's saying, like, what do you want to do
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: because you could just tell me to fuck off and
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: go back to Brazil, And he's like, would that hurt
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: your feelings? If I said that, like, come on, and
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: then he says, are we still doing this? And she goes,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so, but we know
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: that they do. So. Yeah, it's like Kim from Craig
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: KREI said they always get married, and I've never quit
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: thinking about that. Like, She's right, they do almost.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: I always said that you have said that, but you
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: just didn't listen to me.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: I just didn't listen to you.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: I have said it was literally at least ninety five
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: percent of the couples get married.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: How can I find out?
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a great idea. We need to make a spreadsheet.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: We can make a spreadsheet. How could we do that?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: I could try.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Really, don't make me pay you extra for that.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: Can you think of one couple who did not get married.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: In their first season as an OG couple? Yeah, well
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: I think that that Jonathan and Fernanda didn't get married.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: But that may have been a beast, right, let's look
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: that up because they did not get married.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: I thought they did get married.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: Jonathan did they for Nan ninety dight? Okay, let's see
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: he was thirty two years old and he started ninety
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: de fiance from Chicago, living she was like she was nineteen.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Dat she was nineteen when he was thirty two on
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: the show. So she was seventeen when they started dating. Gross,
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: So let's see what happened to them. They did get married,
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: so they split up after a year of marriage. They
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: were finalized into.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: Because she's been on diaries a few.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Times, so that's not it. All right, Well we can
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: do a little research. Yeah, we can do a little
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: research and figure it out.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: Oh thank you to the person who, oh, this is
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: more for double Live Secret Lives of Mormon wives. But
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: thank you to the two people I saw who commented
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: that someone on Love in Paradise is the one who
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: sat on cake.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, I got that note as well from a couple
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: of people. So on Double Lives of Suburban Wives, the
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: first episode was on the Free Feed and now it's
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: on the ten dollars Prime. It comes on Mondays. It's
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: so far. I'm loving it.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: It's great. And they do, oh they do only fans.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: And I mentioned that my friend told me that her
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: neighbor bought her house by sitting on fruit.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: And not not in a caraway, not but.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: Sitting on with her butt cheeks and crushing fruit.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: Smashing it.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then you remembered that someone sat on
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: cake and we could not remember who it was. That's why,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: because it was like eleven Paradise, the Love and Paradise people.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: If it's not Danielle, I am barely remembering them.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, because that couple that was on Diaries recently, Yeah,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: I was like I liked her. And then there was
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: that couple that was on Caribbean. I think they were
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: on Caribbean. I could be wrong, but I really liked them.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: She was from Ohio. She had blonde hair, and she
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: was a runner. And she met the guy at the
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: working at the resort like in Jamaica or dr or whatever,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: and he was working on the the fun team or
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: whatever as they do, and he said, you want to
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: go for a run, and they went for a run.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: They got married, they had a kid, and she was
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: like blonde and kind of had buggy eyes. And then
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: she had these like crazy sisters.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: Remember, yes, I totally know who you're talking, but I
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: felt like.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: They were on that Caribbean love and then they like
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: went over to like ninety day. Yeah, he moved to Ohio, yeah,
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: middle Yeah, and she had those sisters that were like
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: Mark Simpson's sisters. They were like, yes, yes, yea. So
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know when that show's coming back, if it's
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: coming back, but we always like it because again Danielle
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: and Johan and oh god, you guys, please go to
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Danielle's of Danielle and Johann's Instagram and look at her
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: latest AI pictures where she's trying to be like, I'm
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: a business lady, making business plans, doing business things. Look
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: at me. Here's my folder and my blazer. I am
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: ready to take on your corporate problems. I was like, lady,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: we have seen your vagina and see you smoke a
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: joint as big as your arm right on camera. So
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: stop it, Oh god, stop it with your aid.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: We also know that you moved to the Caribbean because
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: you owed the state of New York. Yeah, tens of
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: thousands of dollars in back taxes, so.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: Get out of here. Yeah, but good try everybody that
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: is it, Please make sure you're following us on social media.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: There will be a real this week about the Double Lives.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: I know that much, so that's that's great content. And
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: then also this week, you know, because I'm a lady
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: who likes to put her voice on a stress level ten.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: So I will be putting out episodes one through eight
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: of Love Is Blind's UK. They all drop on Wednesday.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: One through four will come out on Wednesday, and then
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: five through eight will come out on Thursday. So you know,
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: just pray, pray for my voice, Pray for nobody in
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: my family to talk to me so I don't have
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: to answer. And of course Kimberly and I are covering
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: Last Resort that comes out on Fridays. Double Lives of
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: Suburban Wives also comes out on Mondays. And then of
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: course with Keisha, we're doing Age Inappropriate, which we're sort
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: of hate watching even though it's only the second episode.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: There are some real hateable characters on that show. And
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: I had eight listening.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: And platfil you're still doing platform.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, blatfil, How could you forget? That's just
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: a steady we're finishing up. We're coming down to the
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: last two episodes of season four, and it's it's just
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: so good. It's just so second time around is even.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: Better, so good, it's so good.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: I've reached out to Olivia again, but she's busy, she's
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: booked and busy. She's blessed just so she broke up
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: with their boyfriend all that information. So what I wrote
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: her was like, are you still in the area, Let's go. Yeah.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:33:07
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