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RHOC Recap with Emily Dorezas · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama Darling. It's drama Darling. I am
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back. It's drama Darling with me Amy Phillips and Emily Dreesas is back with
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me by my side via ECAM. That's the software that we use a lot
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of information that you don't need. Hi, Emily, Hello, Hello,
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I love your sweater. You're feeling like you're looking cozy. We look like
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we're surf side. We're beachside. We've got some beach times we're having.
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We're having a champagne and a goose with a lime twist with Shannon and camera.
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I'll have a velvet dere. Dare you go? My? How dare
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you go? After my drinking? I have a balvedere with a trist plate.
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We are talking Ocie today. That was such I love that. My
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gosh, what a joy that these ladies are bringing to us. You know,
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I have to say that I am just loving where we're at right now.
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I feel like we've come out of the scandabal all marked safe. I
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feel like we're all starting to move on and get into some other things,
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which I feel relieved about. And I hate to bring it up. And
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actually I just saw that he was a concert here, I am getting roped
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back in and you know that song how he always you know, makes Stacy's
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mom. He does that. He did some different lyrics this week, which
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was like right, he said something like dar okay. He said, somebody
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like Schwartzy used to have a lawn. Yeah, like he doesn't have a
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house anymore. Yeah, you mate front of him for not being a homeowner.
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I don't know, but if this is the kind of dragging we're doing,
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I'm kind of liking it. I mean, if we're gonna get into
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just dragging people for not being homeowners on vander Pump rules, this is where
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we're at. I say, bring it on, Bring on, vander Pump
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Valley. Let's talk about real estate, you know, let's instead of it
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being about sleeping with each other's you know, boyfriends or girlfriends or partners,
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Let's talk about lawns. That's where I am in my life. I love
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a lawn. I go on walks with baby daughter every night. We're looking
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at the lawns, we're looking at the flowers. We're talking about it.
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She doesn't want to hear it from me, but the jasmine are in bloom
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and my god, Emily, that is just a fragrance that I am addicted
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to. It's worth the trip to Los Angeles or Santa Clarita this time of
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year just to take in the jasmine. And I'm not joking. Also,
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Darlings, just Emily may have thrown you for a loop there. La Santa
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Clarita is technically in Los Angeles County. Yeah, I'm sorry it La County.
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I'm saying, like, make time for both spaces, Silver Lake and
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Santa Clarita. They are nowhere near each other. Oh boy, the jasmine
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is in bloom And then I'm like, Maddie, we got to go buy
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this jasmine bush. And she's like the jasmine again and then she gets by
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it and she's like she gets really intoxicated by it. I gotta get a
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jasmine bush in my yard. I got to at some point, I've got
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to get it. I mean, what's holding me back? If you're like
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me, you're gonna do it and then you're gonna kill it, So I
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know, Okay, thank you, But I have more faith in you,
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and I actually I have more faith in Maddie because if I had mad if
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Maddie was like, no, we gotta take care of it. Yeah,
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you're not going to let it die because of Maddie. I'm not gonna let
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it die. Plus, I got Bartender Brett who is loves the lawn,
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just loves taking care of the lawn. I mean, he's obsessed. Which
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that's what I want, partner, That's what I want. Well, we
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waited this long to be homeowners that you know, My god, we're loving
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every minute of it. You know. Speaking of Babe Doorter, you know,
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she turned six and I haven't had a chance to just, you know,
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sip through the cake that I made for her. I sent you some
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pictures and shit, that cake. I mean, I am impressed. I
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gotta tell you, first of all, it's not a home when I do
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an elaborate decor on a cake. I'm not going to be making the cake
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from scratch. I'm going to get a box cake to work with. So
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I just want you to know that. All right, that's great, Oh
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my god. I have so much more respect for you. Before I thought
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I was like, how does she do it? Somebody actually can do it?
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All No, I have even more respect, Like you're like, no,
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I can't do that, No, I cannot do that. I did
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not make the batter from scratch, and there were two different flavors. There
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was a strawberry box cake and then there was a white box cakes. We
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could have three layers. And then what we did was we the idea.
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I'm not going to go into the idea of why we got to this point,
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but well, what the help. When I was growing up, you
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and I talked about this. You know, we're children that were born in
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the seventies, right you are? Are you okay? And there was a
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Betty Crocker cookbook and my mother used to allow us to page through it and
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pick our birthday cakes. Well, you know my sister. My mom had
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this book, I think, all along and my sister got hold of it
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and then sent it to us. So we're paging through it. We come
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across the cake that my brother loved, which was the magic Hat chocolate hat
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cake, and then there's a string coming out of it and you pull a
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bunny out of the top. So she was just enthralled with that. But
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she was like, I want to pull a cat out of it, and
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I wanted to be a box and she was really going on elaborately, and
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so I said, let's really work through this. Let's like figure out what
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we're going to do. Let's come up with a game plan. And I
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was just kind of googling and searching, and I was like, well,
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how about like a gift. How about if it's a present and looks like
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a present and you pull the cat out of the present. She signed off
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on that, So then we get to the point where what is the cat
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going to be made out of? We got some fun, do you know?
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Cake Boss? Yeah, cakebosm So anyway we could get that cake got
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it up these stairs? Can we take some more moments for Emily's amazing cake
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Boss impersonation. There was a time in my life where it was just cake
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Boss on the same I love Cake Boss And every time I'm like, they're
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not going to get that cake up the stairs, and they're not going to
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do it pivot, pivot, They're not going to get it in the car.
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I mean, how are they gonna even get it out of the kitchen?
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You know? You no cake with like the working wheel. I'm sorry,
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this is no, no, no, that's fine. I want to
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continue. Also, I will say I want to do an honorable mention too.
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Whenever the Cake Boss makes a cake that's like a purse. He calls
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it a handbag. I think he calls it it was it as an handbag.
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I'm trying to think something weird, like a coin, purse or something.
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He calls it something different than like a purse or a handbag. I
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don't know. I think you're right that it was a handbag, But now
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that you're saying that, I think it was something unique. It was a
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little more unique. It wasn't handbags. That does seem right. A wallet
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sack, yeah, coach, she loves she loves Scucci, so we made
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her a wallet sack. Yeah. It's something really weird. Damn it.
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I wish I could think of it. You know, it's been so many
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years since I've been in my cake cake boss wormhole, and now I used
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to roll off my tongue. I'm ashamed Vegas Darling's. I think, isn't
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there a cake boss at the Venetian where there's the vander Pump place. I
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could be used to be cakes do a cake of Niko Laine's chandeliers, stool,
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crystal ball barar like it's everything. Are you having a stroke? Oh?
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I know, I'm really that's my Lisa vander Pump stroke impression. Now
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I'm just just stuck on what he called that. We'll get back so we
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what happened. So so anyway, so we decided the gift. I made
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it. We got the fund for the cat. Brett is a great artiste.
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He sculpted the cat and uh put a little ribbon around his neck,
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you know, cut the holes in the middle of the cake, dropped the
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Uh after the cake was baked, of course, dropped the cat in there.
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And then we decided, you know, after frosting all the layers together
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with regular butter cream, we were like, why don't we use this fon
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dont over the top of it, you know what I'm saying, and make
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it look more like a more like a dirty ice, dirty ice. And
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then you fond on dirty ice, and then you fun dont yes, Wow,
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wow boy, boil boy, did I meet my match? Crumb layer?
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Can you say crumb layer? And then so we were like, but
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we don't know what we're doing, and and so I quick pulled up a
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YouTube of how to work with fondant and cover a square cake. Because Brett's
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all like he can get a little reckless. He gets excited, so he's
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like, I'm just gonna roll it out. It'll be take two seconds,
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like it's gonna stick to the table. You got a hold on, a
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second, hold on, Thank god. He I was like, slow your
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Fondant roll. You gotta get some corn oil on your hands to like work
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it out. We gotta put some powdered sugar on the table. You know,
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it's a whole thing. He if he had his way, he would
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and it would have been a disaster. So we anyway, we got it
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to work. You know, it's a little sloppy on the corners, but
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we did what we did. I made a bow and baby Dworter was happiest
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conveying when she pulled out that cat. Yeah, that was awesome and it
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looked really good on the video. I couldn't I didn't see rough edges.
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Well, you know, we didn't do close ups. We didn't do close
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ups. It was our first workings with Fondant. But parents were in town.
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I safely dropped them off at the airport. That is why this podcast
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is dropping a little later than normal. But wow, what my dad gets
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so, you know, stressed out about travel. It's just a lot,
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you know, so I feel it is so stressful and my parents are eighty
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years old, and they're just superstars when it comes to everything. And then
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when it comes to like getting the airport, my dad automatically wants to be
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there three hours before, which is great considering the fact that there were like
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several crashes on our way into the airport. Transportation in the airport was being
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slowed down. They had even sent out an alert that the ground transportation was
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going to be delayed. It was. We had a lad gilling on.
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But they're there safely, thank god. And I can just take a breath.
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Yea. And in other news, Brett and I celebrated our tenth wedding
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anniversary yesterday. Congratulations, I mean it really is. And you know,
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in Hollywood years, much like dog years, that's like forty five fifty years.
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Yeah, that is really good. Yeah, it's your silver anniversary.
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Wait, go guys, is that so fair? Yeah? I think gold?
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Sure, I don't know. Yeah, I think it is gold.
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I think it is gold. But anyway, very happy about that. Just
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so many events in June that we got through all of them. It was
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like Maddie's grindergarten graduation, her ballet tap recital, her birthday, my parent's
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coming to town, our anniversary. It just was like so Father's Day,
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so many things in June, and I am just so excited because I can
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relax. And I know this is last minute, but darlings, I hope
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that you're cool about this because I want to make it happen Tomorrow night and
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today's Thursday, so Friday night, and I'll post this on the Patreon Live
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Zoom Live Zoom Party, So it'll be eight eastern, five Pacific. And
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We have so much fun in these zooms. Topics are unlimited. I mean
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we go from someone was having a pool party at the last zoom, you
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know, like we were in someone's pool. We talk, sometimes we get
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deep, sometimes we just are all fluff. We have a great time.
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And so check me out on Drama Darling over on Patreon. So this is
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the first Zoom since Jersey Reunion third episode crash. Yes, we haven't talked
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about that, yes, yeah, and the last shall I say episode of
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the vander Pump Reunion too, oh so mandatory? No it is, and
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you know, typically I you know, I've committed to doing one zoom a
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month, and I've already done a Zoom at the beginning of June, but
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like I want to, I'll probably do two more. I'll probably do tomorrow
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night, and I'll probably do another one at the end of June because I
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love them so much and so and people really dig them. So you know,
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there's just no there's there's no telling what's going to happen over with the
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Darlings. Also, another thing that you want to subscribe to over on Patreon
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is that there are several things that we cover on Patreon that we don't put
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on the public podcast, one of which you know Emli Emily and I did
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Can't wait to meet her, She's your doppelganger. We did the Curious Case
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of Natalia Grace, we did Secrets Revealed of vander Pump Rules, and next
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week she and I are going to do Shiny Happy People, the Dugger documentary.
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It is so intense. The Dugger, I mean, Natalia Grace is
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a different level of I'm gonna put it this way from intense, okay,
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uh least intense Dugger. Secondly intense Natalia most intense. Vander Pumps Secrets Reveal,
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and it's that Italia documentary if you have time. There's nothing like it,
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oh that I've seen. And then because you're questioning your own logic to
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the core, and then the Dugger family, you're also questioning your own logic
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because I mean, I watched The Duggers, Like, I didn't watch it
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consistently, and but I watched it enough to know like something was off and
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it's not just Josh, I'll tell you that anyway. Well spoiler alert,
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Okay, I'm so excited. I'm really thrilled that this is like, this
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is what I love about drama, Darling. At this point, you know,
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there's just so much more to cover other than the Bravo universe, because
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that obviously is something that we all are bonded around. But these spinoff things
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is just I love doing deep dives on those things. And we also I
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recently had on Melyssa Reich, who's a therapist. That episode aired yesterday and
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she, my god, went into her therapeutical therapeutical is that a word,
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I don't know, opinion for your therapy for your cuticles about the Jersey reunion
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and Kim and Croy epigenetics, I mean, you name it. It was
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a thrilling, very interesting and compelling episode with her, she's been a recurring
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guest. Well it's the second time she's been on, so I would call
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that recurring. I mean, she's so good and also very like great at
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at saying like, yes, I'm watching them on television just like you,
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right, I'm a fan, and I'm also I just happened to be trained.
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I'm classically trained. And man, her takes are really solid. Yes,
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I could anymore, and she comes at it. I always think like,
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well, surely my takes are very analytical. They're like like we all
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sit there and think we have it together and could be a therapist, and
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then you hear a therapist, You're like, you know. But also I
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feel like she co signs a lot of what we are on the heels of
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discovering and articulating for ourselves. We just don't have the training, you know,
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or the full understanding of what it is that we're watching, which is
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really interesting. Yeah, the wherewithal to be like I seeing it three steps
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down, because she has experience seeing and how this road's gonna go, Yeah,
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how it plays out in her experience working with families and with clients and
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the like. Yes, And on another note, tomorrow I'm gonna be talking
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about Project Runway, so that's going to be exciting. Well, listen,
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Okay, guys, well listen, Emily, let's get into some dish.
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Serving dish. Hmmmm. Well well, well, Deree is in the news
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and this this has got some this has some legs. If you will,
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There is a nurse that is suing dreek Kemsley. She's demanding that she release
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bank statements. She's going to release bank statements. She's saying that. You
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know, Derete hired her as a nurse to care for her after a medical
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procedure POSTOP to get her through that, and Derete didn't pay her. This
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medical professional was assigned to care for her, and now she's passed, She's
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seriously passed. She's passed, waiting for her money. Both her passed and
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piss Yeah, exactly. Yeah. In April twenty twenty three, Derete was
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ordered by the court to pay her debt to Natalie. Unfortunately, she has
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yet to open her wallet and release the funds. Page six is reporting and
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this is all according to legal papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court. It
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was November of twenty twenty two that the patient took care of her and I
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believe it was for about five days and she care of the patient. Yeah,
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she took care of the patient to eat and Natalia in the in court
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was awarded over eight thousand dollars from the judge but has not seen any of
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this money yet. And the now the nurse's doing, I don't know,
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is this crazy or what now the nurse wants to wants her to submit a
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detailed financial record of all of her assets. On June sixteenth, Natalie filed
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an order to produce statement of assets. So, like to read, you
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had a court order. What do you think is going to happen? This
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is going to get very public and weird over money that, like you supposedly
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have eight thousand dollars. That's it. I mean, that's one of her
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handbags. That's one of her wallet jacket, pocket, pocketbook. It was
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pocketbook. We got it. Cake b calls it a pocket book. It
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feel so light. It's like old school. But yes, you're right,
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it's such an old school like my grandma was like, yes, pocket book.
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Yeah, oh we're gonna make this pocket book cake. Yeah, that's
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what it was, my pocket book. I'm not going to open my pocket
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book and pay eight thousand dollars because Pique needs to name another dress sect in
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my pocket book. So yeah, it's so wild because it is only eight
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thousand dollars. And I'm also wondering what was the procedure because I'm trying to
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do the math. November twenty twenty two, it seems like that was right,
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maybe it was right after or right before they started filming for Beverly Hill.
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So I can't place what that procedure was. I mean, had you
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been enough, Yeah, it might maybe like LiPo section or something. Not
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that she needs it. I'm just saying because it's day's recovery. That's a
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lot of recovery. Five days. Yeah, that's the nurse. True,
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yeah, true, but I mean it's story. So maybe she wanted to
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definitely have someone on hand. But yeah, five days with the nurses a
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long time. So either boobs or yeah, like light bo or boobs because
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unless because I'm trying to see if there's anything else on her face that I've
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noticed, and I don't feel like there's anything. Maybe a lowe, maybe
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a facelift. It has to be something, but she would have made too
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swollen. She would have been too swollen to film it. I mean you
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could, yeah, you could definitely a lower facelift. You're not gonna you're
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gonna be very bruised. And she looked, she looked there was nothing going
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on with her face right right, there was not abnormal. I mean,
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I know she changed her hair color this season and it wasn't because I mean
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she didn't get a whole hair transplant, did she. Maybe she just got
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maybe yeah, maybe it was just yeah, maybe she got her hair color
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and got a nurse face. Right, I would assume I and and it's
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always helpful to assume it was restoration and it was not. It was a
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life post suction situation. Yeah that you know what, hide that allegedly.
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Let's let's go with that. A private nur being with alleged. I mean,
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she's one hundred dollars an hour. She worked eighty six hours, and
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this is disappointing for nurses everywhere. This is the kind of thing that we
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get into when you see these housewives and their indulgent lifestyles and then you something
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like this pops up. I'm also a little surprised that if she needed a
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nurse for that many days, I'm surprised she didn't go to like one of
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the like medical hotels, because she could have tool had her but she'd have
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her own room, and they're really gorgeous. I really highly recommend it.
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Yeah, well, the only reason have you been I have it? But
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like, if you ever saw hacks like that's where Jean Smart stays, it
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looks like, uh, it looks like a luxury hotel. Oh wow,
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but they're not. And they're staffed with nurses and they come and check on
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you around the clock and so but it's not. It would be like less
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money than that. You know. It might have something to do with her
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PTSD from the break in that she doesn't feel safe in places other than like,
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yeah, that could be true. And we talked to my bish therapist
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yesterday brought up PTSD this, Oh yeah, which was fair. Not with
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Dre but with Kim Craw. Kim Craw, I'm so now I'm educated on
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that, so I know how to treat it. We can speak to that.
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I agree. Yeah. In other Beverly Hills news, Lisa Rinna is
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going to start in American Horror Stories season three. I saw this and I
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am so excited. Queens of Bravo Plus on Instagram reported this and they did
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a screenshot of a Deadline article And let me tell you something, Emily,
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this is very cool. First of all, years ago, when I was
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first starting Reality checked on series XM and I was in I was like,
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I don't know if I was one or two days a week at this point,
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but I had Lisa Rinna on as a guest, and she was lovely.
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It was when the show was like at eight am in the morning.
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She showed up on time. She was great, and she and I were
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talking about you know, I was basically asking her the Barbara Walters question,
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like you know, where are you ten years one now, five years on
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now? Like what's at the end of wheneeswainbow that type of thing. And
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I was like, cause you're an actress, you know you what is it
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that you want to do? You know, like where do you want to
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be? And she was like, all right, I'm just going to say
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it. I'm just going to say it. I want to be on a
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Ryan Murphy show. I'm just going to say it. I just want to
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be American horror story. That's it. And I was like, that's so
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perfect. And I was like, that is so perfect for someone like her.
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Perfect and it's so perfect for Ryan Murphy, part of the repertoire cast,
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you know, the recurring cast. I feel that this is so right
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in the universe for her, and I'm very thrilled for her book that for
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her, Taylor Armstrong. Taylor Armstrong booked that for her. There is another
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part Lisa it's a guy I know, this producer and his name is Ryan
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Murphy. Oh my god, darling cute. See the way Amy's face stretches
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back to her ears terrified Taylor. I could never get botox or a lower
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face lift in my lower regions because I love uh yeah, anyway, I'm
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very thrilled for her. So congratulations Lisa, Rinna, Yeah, I agree.
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Agree. Well, listen, we're done with our dish. We're done
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with it, done with the dish. Hi, Emily, you ready to
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get into our Orange County recap? I sure, am, let's do it.
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Sure, I'm doing now. I'm doing it on purpose to try and
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get the cheetah. When you're talking, I set you up. Oh you
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did it? Yeah you didn't hear it? M there it is. I
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tried it. She tries to mount it. She's like the MGM lion basically,
26:23
except she's the d D cheetah. That cheetah, very polarizing, polarizing
26:37
roar. Let me tell you, well, here we are in Orange County
26:41
yet again. And you know, I have to say, Emily, I
26:45
really love this opener, like the quick cuts about the kids, because this
26:48
is something that I think all of us really enjoy about the real housewives they
26:52
have when they have kids and what their daily life is like. I really
26:56
enjoyed watching Gina teach her daughter how to play soccer. I did too.
27:02
That was a great soccer lesson. It was very quick and efficient. Yeah
27:06
you don't. You gotta hit it from up here, now down there?
27:10
Oh wait, a mother removes a leg like that was so funny. I
27:15
was like, I didn't know that because I've never played soccer. I mean,
27:18
I've never been a professional. I've never never on a team. I
27:22
know, you're any of any team. No, I've been. I was
27:26
on a tennis team. And oh that's right. You did mention that but
27:30
not soccer. No, and you did not lacrosse. You did field hockey,
27:33
field hockey. But here's a fun side note. My very first job,
27:37
because they would hire you under fifteen, I was a soccer e ref
27:41
on Wow for like soccer use and it was hell on earth. Get early
27:48
on your Saturday and get screamed at. It's like Andy Cohen's job. I
27:56
mean, that's pretty much what except for shut up that anyone. Well listen,
28:03
if you would have like just put in your tenure, you probably would
28:06
have been able to get there. You know, I wish I could garner
28:10
that respect as a teen referee, which I agreed with. So I love
28:22
that. And then also we've got Shannon reading Stella for filth on the acts.
28:27
You're going to take these classes. Act you go up a point every
28:30
time you take it. It Henry, you get these coaching. I mean,
28:33
I love seeing that side. I mean I like seeing parents kind of
28:37
ride their kids because it shows me like, oh my god, I've got
28:40
to like be on them. Because I would have liked to have done better
28:42
in my acts. I would have liked to have taken more classes and acts,
28:47
SATs, what have you, and been more prepared. I was left
28:51
eye and I like baby. I like when baby daughter is going to tell
28:53
you, I'm going to Paris for a year. So yeah, I know,
28:59
oh your that together pretty well? Maybe we just cut away from me.
29:03
I'll have a belvet deer with a line please going to Paris after after
29:08
going to Paris with my dad, you know, and then all of a
29:11
sudden, I want to go abroad. I said this one day at a
29:15
time a CD. And then Emily's dog humping too much footage of that,
29:22
I will say they really lingered on that dog humping that push in. It
29:26
was too much. They love a humping dog, Bravo. Yeah, editors
29:30
love a humping dog. We don't have the same sense of humor sometimes,
29:34
you know, sorry, it's not funny. That dog needs privacy. Okay,
29:44
that's not my type of humor. I can't even do it. What
29:51
is Ramona? What is your type? But anyway, I do, like,
29:56
you know what, wine humor anything like that. You could find a
30:00
phrase on a pillow, you know, like if it's you know what,
30:03
if it ends in an oh clock, that means it's time to drink wine.
30:08
Now that's funny. Okay, that is really funny, Ramona. Yeah
30:14
you should. You should have a stand it back. It's all just wine
30:19
jokes. Okay, everybody cork it. She just laughs at all of her
30:29
own jokes. She's the one who writes all about all this stuff, like
30:33
that you give somebody you regifts, you get a platter. That's like,
30:38
here's where we not show cheese. It on sale at coals indeed, yeah,
30:45
yeah, all the word aretic coals. It's on sale as Ramona's opener,
30:49
end, closer and middle. All right. Anyway, So now We've
30:56
got Nikki and Max leaving soon for college, so we're getting a follow up
31:02
on that. And Emily, let me ask you, so that picture that
31:04
they, you know, we saw on Instagram of each of them with all
31:10
of the swag from each of the universities that are going to Nick going to
31:15
Loyola Marymount University and Max going to TUPS. And this is a real trendy
31:19
thing where kids who are like, you know, influencers, I guess,
31:26
are set a truck full of you know, university swag that they have to
31:32
put up in their room and then they post about it. It's too much
31:36
stuff. I'm I'm getting a panic attack just looking at it. Do you
31:38
know what I'm talking about? One hundred percent? I know because I first
31:42
became aware of it with Olivia Jade. Remember you know the college scandal,
31:49
right and yeah, so that's when I was like, what, who you
31:55
get all that shit for free? Yeah? That's what I was wandering save
31:57
all summer for a for Walmart, you know, right. A lot of
32:05
referee hours went into that comfort, a lot of referee hours, sweat and
32:09
rough tears. Uh yeah, but it was like must be nice because it's
32:15
like good now Heather all the money that Heather can save on their tuition,
32:21
Like, what are we doing? I know, it's just it's like an
32:24
ad for the university, which I get is you know, they want to
32:29
get in their hashtag ads and they want to a way to advertise for their
32:31
schools. And you know Gia did it as well. Remember Gia did it
32:36
to Was it Hofstra? I'm trying to remember. Yeah, it was Hofstra.
32:39
It was a New York Records I think, but in state. Yeah,
32:47
red Curs is in the state. Yeah, so yeah, you know,
32:52
it's just a lot. It's just a lot of swag. And I
32:53
think to myself, who is setting that up and who is taking that down?
32:57
I'm exhausted looking at it. I know, it's a lot. And
33:00
it also it's also the kind of thing where it used to be when you
33:05
would get courted by a college for a scholarship, for an athletic scholarship,
33:08
and then you chose you'd be at the college to sign for your scholarship.
33:14
But it would be like a table in the cafeteria that's always dressed like that,
33:17
you know, like in the athletic department. And now they just send
33:22
the entire athletic department to you, Heather Debrah like what like, oh god?
33:31
And then we kind of pivot out of that and they're talking at their
33:35
dinner table, all making just bad family jokes, bad bad jokes. Then,
33:39
but the personal chef of it all, I can't say. I'm here's
33:45
the thing. I don't have a problem with it because I'm so jealous.
33:50
I exactly, I am too, and I just want to get that out.
33:53
And even though I sound really angry, no, oh no, it's
33:55
okay to be. This is a safe space for every emotion. If you're
34:00
sad, you know, maybe you want to shed some more rough tears over
34:02
this. I don't know, you can let it out, but it is.
34:07
It's infuriating because we don't live like that. But that's like if you
34:10
had that many kids. It actually seems if anyone's going to spend the money,
34:15
they should. They have a lot of kids, that's true, and
34:19
a lot of money and it's legit money. So I'm okay, I'm getting
34:24
I'm getting past this. I'm working through it. Thank Okay, it's all
34:29
right. No, I know it's it's rough, but I did have a
34:31
the way that Heather says we're trying to get our presence back in La I'm
34:37
like your presence, but I it's a hilarious way to say it. But
34:42
here we have Heather Page Kent wants a comeback. She wants to revamp her
34:47
career again, which I honestly didn't expect that to happen. I didn't realize
34:52
when she they were like buying that condo or that what do they call it?
34:55
The apartment from yea Heather el Musa from selling Sunset, that this was
35:01
the actual like long term like long term goal that she wants to start working
35:07
more. So. Yeah, and I want her to promo shots. I
35:10
want to have more promo shots when they flashed to her career because they only
35:14
had this two picture right the Jenny McCarthy show Malibu Country. But I am
35:23
I'm really here for seeing what what the entertainment industry is going to give her,
35:30
because they're going to give her something, I mean, certainly offer only
35:35
which we have to pivot into the Taylor House. We have to when oh,
35:40
this is such Taylor's trying so hard. She's very I mean, she's
35:45
pretty thirsty, and I love it. I don't want her to change.
35:47
I love her enthusiasm that she just like wants to catapult herself into the industry,
35:53
and she's just so naive, and she's also playing the part of trying
35:58
to be like a good housewife to stirred up. She's like, wait,
36:00
can we just talk about the other night? And Heather's like, so is
36:05
this the script? Who's your coach? She just wants to get right to
36:07
it and get the hell out of there. There's no place else that Heather
36:10
like, Heather does not want to be anywhere near Taylor's and coaching her.
36:15
Yeah, and then we find out that Taylor's like, there's another part available,
36:22
and Heather's like, you're so cute. I mean, it was really
36:27
funny because all right, from your perspective as a working actress, as a
36:32
professional writer, you know, being in this industry as long as you have
36:36
Emily, I kinda wonder where you landed. Did you side with Heather with
36:42
the whole Like, come on, you can't just offer a role like is
36:45
this sag? Is this right? I'm like into the stratosphere a million Okay,
36:52
thank me too. And I don't think a lot of people who watch
36:53
the show are going to get that, like, because people don't understand how
36:57
it works. Like Heather was not complicating it. She wasn't even being a
37:00
diva like this is she was being normal, like as a working actress.
37:06
Yeah. I thought it was a little weird on Bravos and to edit her
37:09
with her demands in writing filling up the screen because I was like, yeah,
37:15
none of you editing the show would be would take a job right if
37:21
it didn't go through certain channels. Yeah, I mean I think like that's
37:27
very sweet of Taylor. That was very sweet and that's how cut Heather.
37:31
I mean, Heather treated it with the reverence said it. Yeah, it's
37:37
very polite because some people would be like livid, especially if they thought that
37:43
Taylor had committed them to something that they casually like thought she was joking about
37:49
that ends friendship sometimes it's like a wedding. I mean, that's what's happened.
37:53
I love that she sent her a tex She's like, this is your
37:57
set, this is your office. You know, like, are you kidding
38:00
me right now? You're setting here? This is your role? I mean
38:05
you know that Like whoever this was that Cass Taylor in Oklahoma. They were
38:09
like, if you can get a housewife like if you can get dubro and
38:14
they're pushing her to get dubro. Yes, right, that was probably like
38:19
and Taylor was and and god bless because I think Taylor's intentions were good and
38:23
she didn't know any better. And I think when you just assume because she's
38:29
on reality TV and in the industry, she would know, but maybe not.
38:35
I was not the real industry though, just reality TV industry, and
38:38
she has has been on TV in a long time. True, But I
38:43
don't think Taylor's gonna I think like if if Tama would be like, hey,
38:49
do you want to come to my reality show if it wasn't Housewives,
38:53
I mean Taylor would want to talk to a producer or a manager, like
38:57
it's all a lot of that be non union, but there would still be
39:00
a go between, right Tamor wouldn't just commit to Taylor? But I am
39:06
curious. I know this is getting into a little bit of a logistics here
39:08
and the nitty gritty, but how does someone like Heather who is sag after
39:14
I do a reality show. Yeah, that's a good question because and a
39:17
lot of the union right, right, But I think I think I think
39:23
that because it's non union, it doesn't it still fall into unscripted documentary?
39:30
Oh that could be mm hmm, yeah, I think that that's how you
39:32
get around it. And side note, a big part of the two thousand
39:37
and six writers' strike was about reality shows, but they didn't get everything that
39:40
they wanted then. But a lot of the staffing on reality shows is non
39:45
union because it's under that category. They yeah, so it's it's a it's
39:52
a little even though they do right and all that. So, yeah,
39:57
that's tricky. Thank you for clearing that up. And so yeah, they're
40:00
they're joking about how on the boat, you know, like how she texted
40:05
her the other the next day was like this is your set and she's like,
40:07
are you serious? So then Taylor's like, I think you should come
40:14
to Oklahoma. Have you been to Oklahoma? And she's like, I would
40:19
rather slit my nose hairs off of my nasal passage. That was the most
40:30
random as she was doing it. Yeah, and then we get the coach.
40:37
We get coach Lauren who comes in and she gives Heather her you know,
40:43
her resume, and Heather's like, I get it. You're real now,
40:45
Oh you're fabulous. I coas de right, let's start. I mean
40:52
it immediately, immediately, good on on what was her name, Lauren,
40:59
I don't know her last name. Yeah, good on her. I was
41:02
glad that she had something. I was nervous. Yeah, I was like,
41:06
I'm yes, yeah, because who the fuck like Taylor's gonna find like
41:09
to be like, great, your acting coach, you could maybe, in
41:14
fairness to Heather, that was good that Heather did that because uhhuh. It
41:19
was probably like Taylor does not know what she's doing, and she's probably just
41:22
found this person that's like working at the crystal store for Shannon Half and he's
41:29
got a story and I'm afraid to ask. Yeah, well she's not going
41:34
to get to it neither. For forty five minutes, she stares into the
41:38
sky. That was something else that lady. Yeah. I feel a little
41:45
concerned actually, not to not to take it too far, but I feel
41:49
a little worried about her. Well, she absorbed all the alcohol in the
41:52
air from walking. Ah, that's what it was. I will say about
41:59
the acting coach. You know, when it comes to like scripting these reality
42:01
shows, they could have taken it a step further. They should have had
42:05
a really wacky acting coach, like someone who's super out to lunch, just
42:09
on another in another universe, Lauren with the they say blowjobs help you open
42:15
up your throat and really, you know, talk from your huha. You
42:20
know those are those are old Vicky. Those are old VICKI lines that Vicky
42:25
and Ramona. Ah, but it's actually more Vicky. It's it's less Ramona,
42:34
more Trey Amigos lines. So right, so right. But I also
42:38
thought she was kind of At first, I was like, I felt bad
42:42
that she had to be interrogated by Heather, and then I was like,
42:45
oh, this scal's auditioning for Housewives right now. She's like fully like she's
42:50
giving them what they want. She was giving it, and she did go
42:52
a little blue for the purpose of making it something, because I think that
42:57
her process must have been something like, well, what is my how what
43:01
is my real Housewives acting coach voice? You know, it's not going to
43:06
be like a sophisticated acting coach. It's going to be someone who's gonna be
43:09
a little wacky. So I think she maybe embraced that and maybe she was
43:13
just playing a role. And Housewives one on one is never say Vagina,
43:16
always say something else, you're who ha, you want to beach about it?
43:21
But JJ, yes, yes, so she's in, She's in.
43:23
She did it, she did it well. Before we get into cut closing,
43:30
let's take a quick break. Oh boy, the cut closing party,
43:39
that twenty thirteen flashback of the original party before they opened. I was waiting
43:45
for this and we got it. Sarah kicking Alexis out and her being in
43:52
the car being like I'm on sant Nex, Lydia and Tamra quoting that was
43:55
amazing. Yes, Lydia getting a shout out. It was nice. It
44:00
was really nice. Nice to hear about her again and see Alexis back in
44:04
the day and oh my god, right, that was all of it was
44:08
Yeah, you're right, you know I had I should have known it was
44:10
coming, and it was a nice It was like pulling a cat out of
44:14
a cake. It was seeing Jesus jugs and the whole nine yards. Tara
44:22
still does not like Alexis because she was on Watch What Happens a couple of
44:28
weeks ago and like, was not nice about it. She gave a quick
44:32
jab. You know, some of me feels like she does that to set
44:37
the stage for perhaps an Alexis return because I could see Alexis returning someday because
44:43
she has this new husband I believe, or maybe it's just a boyfriend.
44:45
I don't know, but they've been together for a very long time. Yeah,
44:50
and she's changed a lot. I think she has. I think she
44:53
would be good. Oh she was on the boat. She wasn't wasn't she
44:57
on the boat with Shannon and John Jansen? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
45:00
Yeah. I just think that maybe she if I were her, I don't
45:04
know. Maybe this is old news, but I think maybe she might be
45:06
a little afraid of Jim coming after her for saying, oh, like you
45:14
know, I think he's he's like terrifying to me in terms of what he's
45:17
able to do legally to people, but terrifying him. And Louis like,
45:22
I, yeah, yeah, we'll keep them out of a mouse, yeah
45:28
right. Like I even like podcasting about Jim Bellino, like back in the
45:34
day, remember, like he would send people sees and desists on for like
45:37
pod like talking about him without saying allegedly like I do allegedly. I heard
45:43
that allegedly Jim allegedly did that cist and it's the cist. Well, there
45:51
had there was a lawsuit between like he was suing Shannon and Tamera for what
45:55
they said on Heather McDonald's podcast, and it went on forever ever and they
46:01
finally got out from underneath it. But now I might be confusing Alexis coming
46:07
back to the show for a scene because I just remember seeing Alexis getting proposed
46:10
to on a boat. That's what I'm recalling her being on a boat.
46:14
So I don't know if she returned and was with John Jansen and Shannon,
46:16
so I think they may be two separate things. Okay, I grew up
46:21
on boats, so but it was really interesting. We finally see Taylor's husband
46:28
for the first time on camera, so we see Taylor and John come in
46:31
Shane. How about when Shane and Emily walked in and just slaps her right
46:35
on the ass. I love Emily and Shane. I love them now.
46:38
See Shane has done what I call twenty four, the old show twenty four
46:44
on Fox where someone they would give you a character that you would hate and
46:49
by the end of that season they were like really good and you liked him.
46:53
And Shane did at twenty four because I didn't like him. He did
46:57
not like before I know. I have to say I liked him from the
47:02
get go. I loved his sarcasm. I got his sense of humor,
47:07
I really did. I thought there were times when he just got a bad
47:09
edit and I could see through the fact that he had a good sense of
47:14
humor. There was a time where I think I dipped out because maybe he
47:16
went too far. But I've come full circle and I agree with you.
47:21
I think that he is a very likable house husband. Honestly. Yeah,
47:25
and he could go either way because his delivery is so dry and he's like
47:31
he's got those Garfield eyes, like Garfield the cat. He's always across.
47:37
Yeah, he's one days, but he seems so indifferent all the time,
47:44
and that doesn't help a lot of people on the show. But with shape,
47:47
and I don't know, and then he slaps her ass, and I
47:52
know, that's so funny. They're just such a funny couple to look out
47:54
because he's so so much smaller and she's just got I love her body.
47:59
Like the thing about her is that she's she'd see like she works out all
48:02
the time. She's always showing it on her Instagram, and like she's got
48:06
these solid muscles and she's strong and she's just a ballbuster. I love love
48:09
Emily from top to bottom. Yeah, and I think she looks so great
48:15
and I and I love like, you know, I think that it's been
48:19
for her. She's always talked about weight on the show a little bit,
48:22
you know, about the like her eating bread. Chain didn't want her to
48:24
eat bread or whatever. Give me the bread basket, that's right, And
48:28
that's that's when it that's when we dipped out. That's what it was.
48:32
Yeah. Yeah. And then and then she's the ham sandwich in the in
48:37
the sauna or whatever. That was hilarious. And like, I just love
48:39
that, the her connection with food, and also like she just seems healthy
48:45
to me and relatable. And I just don't want her to get to the
48:47
point where she's like ozempicking her life away like everybody else, you know what
48:52
I mean. Well, like if she wants to, if she wants or
48:55
needs to be on ozempic, great, that's fine. But I do like
48:59
that she doesn't give a fuck. I'm gonna eat a sandwich, yes,
49:02
yeah, and like don't throw that cake, you're wasting it. Yeah.
49:07
Yes. I love Fessler on Jersey had a little of that going on this
49:14
year. But then it felt kind of like she was like doing it as
49:16
a stick Yeah, she was too sticky for my taste. Yeah yeah,
49:21
whereas I, Emily and I are very much in agreement that let's have the
49:27
bread, let's eat a sandwich. I'm hungry. I'll burn it right off
49:35
ham sweats. But oh, before we get to the cut closing party,
49:43
which I obviously jumped right into. But we did mention the crystal store and
49:50
Shannon going there, but we didn't mention Tama calling her to apologize from the
49:54
deepest part of a heart. Amy, Yeah, let's step out of the
49:59
crystal store. Oh yeah, let's get over back. Let's get back to
50:02
that fucking curb. What are your thoughts, Emily, Okay, the physics
50:10
of it, yes, John is if you get out of the car first,
50:15
the car will lift and then Shannon can open the door and get out
50:20
right some curbs. Maybe this curb was higher. Here's the other option,
50:23
John, drop her off at a lower point in the curb. This is
50:29
why we're not together. He just doesn't understand. He doesn't understand land.
50:32
He just wants to be on the water. But I do love Shannon doing
50:37
something that she doesn't want to do I get to oh out out the gear
50:43
shiitish oh? I mean it was right up her alley. It was right
50:49
up her alley. It was right it was right up her curb. Actually
50:52
they were in an alley. We wouldn't have had that seat. But I
50:54
also begged the question for me. I was like, well, I have
50:57
a drive in suv, so I'm like, am I getting away with something
51:00
that I didn't know about? When we get to these curbs? I mean,
51:04
what is it like for people in sedan's I had no idea. Well,
51:07
Amy, thank you, I can speak on this. That's why you're
51:09
having on the your bish sedan driver. As an expert in this field.
51:17
Yeah, you do watch out for curbs, but you know it's something that
51:22
because I've had a prius forever, like I just pull up to a lower
51:25
part if I'm driving and let somebody out. It's not like I mean I
51:31
don't. So you're aware. You're aware that curbs can Let's see here outrun
51:37
a sedan at any time. You're aware of a curb height. Some it
51:44
is more common than you might be aware of. And this is an LA
51:47
thing or is this a no I I'm wondering too, because I had,
51:52
you know, I for like renting cars and stuff too. I'm really aware
51:55
of it, and I'm wondering now that I'm saying this all loud, is
51:59
it in an area where there's more water or flooding? Oh wow, darlings,
52:06
please sound off in the commons. And we have a lot of people
52:09
who live in the Orange County area that could speak to this. Yeah,
52:15
great, I can't wait. I can't either, so hit us up.
52:22
I'm actually very curious. No, I am too. I mean, I
52:24
hate to get stuck on these insignificant things. But I suppose that's what makes
52:29
us keep coming back to these shows, is that it makes me wonder about
52:32
a curb hip anyway. But also like John's, I mean, he's not
52:38
like dangerous or anything, but he's just some ass. He just wants to
52:44
go be alone and be on the water. I just don't is that John
52:47
is that John? And the curb that Jo is that Joe? Joe?
53:00
Ciously? Ciously? Okay, Shannon, I apologize in the divist part of
53:05
my heart for just like chragging you through everything less time in the boats,
53:08
great Sands back in the show. So I'm not. I hope I'm sure
53:10
to pass the is forgive me. And then Shannon's like, I hope that
53:15
that stuff isn't sid to me again because that was a lot for me.
53:19
And then she goes and gets embraced by John. I don't subscribe to Crystal
53:28
Theapy dot gov, so I don't know, but you know what things were
53:34
healed that day, so can I. Yeah, And I also liked finding
53:38
out that she still has crystals in her teeth. Oh my gosh, I
53:43
wonder. You know, people get root canals, you gotta start over.
53:45
So obviously those teeth are intact. Yeah, yeah, her teeth and Heather's
53:53
embryos in that glass, oh yeah, and sheouldn't live in that house anymore.
53:58
So I know, Joe Joe, are those Heather's embryos in that glass
54:08
on that phat on that phonebos Amber Jose, Amber Joe, Amber Jos.
54:22
I could have sworn that was Amber Jos. I'm sorry, Were you saying
54:29
something about about your about you cheating on your husband was a foster kid.
54:36
It was like the sweetest, nicest story. The rooster starts up, ah
54:44
ah, the rooster. It was just like, well, my husband and
54:50
I we you know, we wanted to have kids, so we had four
54:53
of our own, but we continued to foster and the next thing, I
54:58
know, this child had a really he'd suffered, and we felt like each
55:14
out. Anyway, we get back to the cut final closing party, Emily,
55:21
I'm gonna have to uh lean on you for some way better puns.
55:24
And thank god Shannon called it out. So when she arrived, she and
55:28
John arrived and they read that sign that said we cut it close in D
55:37
in parentheses, I mean, Sandy work all over it, Eddie. Eddie
55:44
said no, no, no, I get this idea, and then he
55:46
wrote it down and she was like god. And then they took it printed.
55:52
Tarama said nope, she had no problem with it. That's so that's
55:54
so clever. That's I love that. And then it puts down and I'm
55:58
psyched. And then they had another one, the final Cut, which is
56:04
not bad. That was on the wall. The final cut. Okay,
56:08
that's fine. There's just so many others that I feel like we could have
56:13
gone with cut it out, cut it out there would we're really on it.
56:22
I think that we need to do a little brainstorming on these puns and
56:27
we'll see where we go from here. Okay, what if Yeah, okay,
56:30
go ahead. How about cutting fitness from our business? I like that
56:39
one. That's good. I just was trying to make it into an acronym.
56:45
So see you Tuesday next Tuesday. Fit in this gym and the closure
56:58
that's kind of a leaning on an old meme like fit in this pizza.
57:04
Look, hats off to Eddie. I should you know, I think we're
57:07
realizing this is actually harder than we expected. So, you know what,
57:12
we know when to eat crow and when to eat cut, and we're gonna
57:16
eat this is just this is a cuttastrophe right now. As we carry on
57:23
with our bad puns. Well, look, you know, I just think
57:29
it's given time, Emily, given time, had we you know, a
57:31
week or so, maybe even two days, I think we would be able
57:35
to come up with something a little bit better. But yeah, if it
57:38
was our business that we had, I think i'd had If I had ten
57:45
years to think about good puns, I think really it should have been David
57:50
Badore was the best thing to come out of cut Fitness. Oh my god.
57:54
Also, by the way, the Darlings came through for us, because
57:58
you know, how we were dragging, were like, show me one montage
58:00
which they didn't do, which they needed to give us because guess what.
58:05
People reminded me that they were into fitness together. And remember they used to
58:09
do those like obstacle course bullshit things, the Spartan Race or whatever. So
58:15
they really did have a friendship, Yeah they did. And it was about
58:20
cut. So cut David really was the best thing to come out of Cut.
58:24
Yeah, well was he? Maybe that's why Rip Fitness cut it out
58:37
Dave coolio how full house and full Circle and full cut full cut. So
58:45
anyway, Tamara apologizes again to Shannon, which I appreciate, and she's like,
58:51
and Shannon is pretty reticent at this point, you know, she's kind
58:53
of like, I'll hug you, but all right, and then she says
58:57
in her confessional that Tamman needs to apologize for the last two years. So
59:01
I wonder if we'll get there. So obviously things are going to it's not
59:06
finished yet because you know, I think Tara's gonna leave it behind because she
59:08
got everything out that she needed to, but now Shannon needs to get it
59:12
out because she said in her confessional, Tarama says how she feels what about
59:15
my feelings? You know, so right, and we did kind of already
59:20
hear Shannon's feelings. But that doesn't matter, shud Like originally Jan's like I
59:24
don't know, Like I don't know what she's talking about. I didn't do
59:28
that, so that won't matter. Never, it's never totally dumb with Shannon.
59:34
No, No, Gina really stirring the pot with Jen. She cannot
59:39
stand Gina. I know, Wow, she's it's that's housewife's one on one
59:45
too. I know we've talked about it, but going hard into the New
59:47
Girl, it usually happens by the least senior member of the cast. They
59:52
go hard in on the New Girl, and it looks bizarre. Yes,
59:57
well, I think Gina knows that she might be on and borrowed time on
1:00:00
this show, you know, because I like Gina, don't get me wrong,
1:00:04
I really do. But there's not a ton of storyline going on there.
1:00:08
But I really love her personality, and I you know, and I
1:00:12
think, yes, and I loved seeing her come out of that horrible situation
1:00:15
and really be on top and and God bless her because she doesn't have drama
1:00:20
in her life, and I don't want drama. For her life. She
1:00:22
has had enough. So I actually, you know, controversially, don't mind
1:00:28
her coming for Jen. I'm actually here for that. I think Gina's going
1:00:31
to be fine to take her to task, but her really dragging her on
1:00:36
Jen's TikTok saying like, you know, even talking about how she posted that
1:00:39
TikTok saying we're so proud to still be here, and Heather being like,
1:00:45
well, that's tone deaf, and then Gina immediately brings it up to Jen
1:00:50
and she was like, I thought you wouldn't be here today because of what
1:00:52
you posted yesterday. Still being open a day. Boy, you gang you
1:00:58
all friends? Wa are you like closing? Isn't it? I thought you
1:01:00
will. I thought you was. I thought you get like. She was
1:01:05
like, I thought you were right up bye, and Jen really looked like,
1:01:10
holy shit, it's coming for me right now. Her face definitely looked
1:01:15
like she was gonna be in the middle of a you know, a cut
1:01:19
catastrophe, and she was like it was a TikTok trend with a Hallelujah chorra
1:01:23
choir music and we wanted to do more social media and Tamra jumping right in
1:01:30
there. Boy is she a good player. I mean, she did not
1:01:32
that ball came at her in the outfield and she fucking cat. Yeah,
1:01:37
she is a reality fucking star. Holy shit, she pussed that today.
1:01:42
I was like, wow, I didn't even know you heard Geena the way
1:01:45
she was talking, let alone understood her. I think Tamra just sees people
1:01:50
body language from across the room and just knows, yeah, go time,
1:01:53
it's go time. It's it's time to make a catastrophe. And Jen's like,
1:01:59
well, god, yesterday, and she's like, I mean, I'm
1:02:01
glad you're still in best nests, But like I said, she in a
1:02:04
saying so like, and then she goes, I apologize if it feels insensitive,
1:02:08
and then Tamra saying, they you are not going to because I had
1:02:13
to close my business down, And Jen's like, would I ever mock you
1:02:17
for closing your business? I mean, come on, Like, I mean,
1:02:20
I like that she was because to me, it does seem like they're
1:02:23
genuine friends. So really, I did believe Jen in that moment, like
1:02:27
would I ever do that? But it really is bad timing. Just like
1:02:30
Tamra said, I mean, it doesn't make sense that she would say that
1:02:35
a day before Tarma's business is closing, and then Jen actually copping to like
1:02:38
I can see Gina's point, yes, and also like Jen leans in like
1:02:44
she's not afraid of them, any of them already, which I appreciate.
1:02:50
Yes, and we already know because they recapped in detail Tamar and Jen had
1:02:55
a falling out before, and you can tell. Tamra's like, Jen,
1:03:00
tell the truth already, so there's gonna be something there, and Jen's not'n
1:03:02
afraid to back down from Tamra. Well, I'm just thinking, like I
1:03:06
can't believe she came on this show with the history of what I believe she
1:03:10
cheated on her husband and now it's going to be exposed on this show.
1:03:14
I mean, here we have Tamra talking and she's like, yeah, she
1:03:19
met Ryan at the gym, and then Emily's like basically interrogating her because she
1:03:22
has her role, which I love, yes, And Tama's like, well,
1:03:29
it got weird because we were friends and with her and her husband Will
1:03:34
at the time, her original husband, right, and she is like that's
1:03:37
messy. I can't handle this and we're not. I'm not going to co
1:03:39
sign in flidelity and she walks away and then Jen says that Will never wanted
1:03:46
to go out, and Emily's like, I have a question about the timeline.
1:03:51
Did you You're honored to do and Will live in Oklahoma because it was
1:03:53
easier since I had something going on with Ryan? And Jen's like no,
1:03:58
and Emily's like, fuck, question, noyah? Had you slept with Ryan
1:04:00
before ah, when your husband and you went to Oklahoma? When when Ryan
1:04:05
went? Wait, I mess it up? Had you slept with Ryan when
1:04:09
your husband went to Oklahoma? And Jen says no, And then Tamra has
1:04:13
an eye roll and she pulls a Kyle Richard's and is like, just be
1:04:16
honest, Just be honest. And Jen's like, I see your face.
1:04:23
Don't do that. Don't do that, Tamra, and she really stands up
1:04:26
to Tamra. And then in Tamra's confessional, we hear she says her husband
1:04:29
caught them in a car together. In the car together? Was it at
1:04:33
co Fitness parking lot? Well but a but we don't. She says they
1:04:36
were just talking. Yeah, he gave her a gift of his penis eh,
1:04:43
a dick in a box? Or what I mean? Like, is
1:04:45
that what we're talking about? I met Ryan, he gave me a gift.
1:04:46
There was no sex in the car in the parking lot. Who do
1:04:49
you believe at this point? You know, I think Jen maybe thought that
1:04:55
when she signed up for this show, like she could protect certain details about
1:04:59
herself. And I think she's clearly not proud of her marriage dissolving, but
1:05:05
like she's happy where her life is now. So we're gonna see, We're
1:05:11
going to get the truth. And I have to say, like, I'm
1:05:15
kind of not I mean, we also already saw that weird they did like
1:05:19
a flashback scene of her talking to Will about their marriage, which I thought
1:05:26
was a weird way to show that that reconciliation. Yeah, I thought that
1:05:30
was odd. Like I think, like I wonder why they did that then,
1:05:34
because like it felt it felt like why why are you telling? Why
1:05:39
are you showing us this moment of her in Will being okay with everything and
1:05:45
it feels so fresh like we could have seen that later, I guess,
1:05:48
right, yeah, yeah, yeah, let us chew on this a little
1:05:51
bit more about the what does Will think? Yes, sure, yes,
1:05:57
premature, absolutely, Yeah, this is very interesting this and like you said,
1:06:04
coming onto a reality show and thinking that you're going to be able to,
1:06:08
like, you know, skate through something. If you don't think Dama's
1:06:11
going to call you out, you're wrong, Like because she's friends with Will
1:06:15
also, I'm sorry Ryan and Will so well right, She's going to get
1:06:19
the truth. Yeah, she'll get the truth, and she's not going to
1:06:23
give a shit because she's trying to stay on. And now we know Gina's
1:06:26
got like, I agree with you, Gina's going to go and support whatever
1:06:30
it is that will keep her in the room and filming. Yeah exactly,
1:06:35
oh wow. But I will say I want Gina on at least one more
1:06:40
season. I want her to get her real estate license. Oh yeah,
1:06:43
market to kind of pick up. And I want her because I think that
1:06:45
if her and Travis are both doing it, I think it's really smart because
1:06:50
I don't know Travis to be good at any like business, but Gina being
1:06:57
kind of the face of it and the mascot to draw people in and if
1:07:00
Travis can do the deals, then they will be able to have like let
1:07:04
them make a little money and then let her go. I am a plotiately,
1:07:09
I completely agree, and I have been on that same path as you
1:07:14
since day one. When people I think are like Gina has no storyline.
1:07:17
I mean, I get it, but she has been through the ringer and
1:07:20
she has shown all of that on television. And not only that, but
1:07:24
she's also been a really strong voice for domestic violence and for her to come
1:07:29
out tell her story and and also go on record even though things were she
1:07:34
was trying to co parent with her ex husband and then for them to actually
1:07:39
be okay, for them to be in an Orthodonist office like last season together
1:07:42
co parenting is really incredible. And so I agree, we cannot. You
1:07:48
know, I don't have that type of I just never want to throw a
1:07:53
housewife away after a while, Like I it's a sense of loyalty in a
1:07:59
way, right, And she doesn't. She's yeah, she's not. She's
1:08:01
interesting, and she keeps things fun and she keeps a scene moving and I
1:08:06
really like her. And I'm asking you, Bravo, please do not fire
1:08:10
her. Don't. I think the real estate thing is smart because I think
1:08:13
she does know she needs a backup plan here, and I think she's really
1:08:15
brilliant to do that. Yeah, and she and this is not like if
1:08:19
she was like I'm going to start making cuffs like Lynn lose cuffs or whatever.
1:08:24
I'd be like, girl, no, you're never going to make a
1:08:27
dime. But this is smart and she can make some money, so I'm
1:08:30
saying, bravo, please. Oh my god, she's on the chopping block
1:08:33
or something. Before we wrap up, we did see rancher Ryan, which
1:08:39
is Tamra's son, which really took us all by surprise. He's finally found.
1:08:44
Yeah. I was surprised Heather hugged him because of Ace and the comments
1:08:50
that Ryan has made in the past on social media about Ace. Oh about
1:08:56
transgender Oh wow, yeah, En put that together because I completely forgot about
1:09:02
that. Yeah, which Tama also liked the comment that said she doesn't support
1:09:09
what his feelings are. Well, it also, you know, sometimes and
1:09:13
this is just giving the housewives the benefit of the doubt, they have social
1:09:15
media people running their true so you also don't like trans people, right,
1:09:20
and that could very well be blame that social media person. I can't really
1:09:27
see Tarma signing off on that, even if she felt like that deep down,
1:09:30
I don't think that she would make that kind of a statement by liking.
1:09:32
I honestly don't either. It was just really messy and very messy,
1:09:36
and God, let's hope that this ranch has been good for him and he
1:09:41
has some clarity on what's right and wrong, and good for Heather for being
1:09:45
the bigger person. Uh huh. Yeah. It's annoying idea, isn't it.
1:09:49
Yeah. I think, well, you know, in some ways,
1:09:53
I'm like, Okay, this is a person that Heather has kind of seen
1:09:56
grow up, so there's a familiarity there and everything. But you know,
1:10:00
he's been a lightning rod among the Bravo community in terms of his being very
1:10:08
open about kind of his you know, bigoted thoughts. Yeah, and so
1:10:13
I just was like, maybe God bless Heather doesn't have time. She probably
1:10:17
couldn't. She might even remember. Yeah, she might not even know,
1:10:20
which is probably best. Yeah, So I don't know. I just was
1:10:25
like, huh, all right, So I'm like, Bravo, this is
1:10:29
one person we really don't need to see. Like, yes, he's going
1:10:33
to come to his mom's party, right, but we can just have a
1:10:36
we can just have a title and there's Ryan some cowboy hat or whatever he's
1:10:42
into right now, and then like go and then just get you off into
1:10:46
the ranch. Yeah, he doesn't need to film with anybody. So that's
1:10:51
Yeah. By the way, speaking of titles on the screen, going back
1:10:57
to I very much appreciate it when Geene and Travis were studying for the real
1:11:01
estate test that they had the who wants to be a millionaire questions on screen?
1:11:08
I love that and I got both of them right. Oh. What
1:11:14
was smart and funny about it is they only did it for the one question.
1:11:16
They didn't they didn't keep trying to do it. I was like,
1:11:19
perfect comedy. Didn't they do two of them? They did two questions,
1:11:24
one with graph pics, and I thought it was just what we needed.
1:11:28
Good job, good job acknowledging that at all for that matter. Oh my
1:11:34
god, thank you. You must be discouraged prohibited. I'm like, h
1:11:42
that doesn't not sound like it would be prohibit must be discovery. Well you
1:11:55
watch the Peacock or the Bravo version. I watched the Bravo version because in
1:12:00
the now, by the way, Peacock is giving you like chimes to tell
1:12:04
you when it's a cut cut fitness scene, when it's a deleted scene or
1:12:10
scene. They're just adding in cut fitness scenes everywhere. Every Yeah, every
1:12:15
show, He's here comes Rancher Ryan again. Emily took her. It was
1:12:26
so hot at the party that Emily took her underwear off and the party announcing
1:12:30
it multiple times. But yeah, it must have been pretty hot. Also
1:12:36
side note and a p s A. I hate cake smashing. Oh thank
1:12:42
you. I cannot stand it. I won't have it. I appreciated Tama
1:12:49
Tama though, running people down and she looked like the night King from Game
1:12:54
of Thrones. So they'll like great cake. But I was like, we
1:13:00
already know it's so hot. Your guests are taking off their undergarments. Now
1:13:03
you are smearing cake on them and it's not even fond dont it's not even
1:13:10
a pocketbook fon Dont you know you can't peel it off? That was awful.
1:13:16
Emily really was a good sport about that. And when they, oh,
1:13:20
you just I can't stand it. I mean at weddings, please,
1:13:24
darlings. I'm sorry if you did that to your to your partner, but
1:13:28
no, don't do it. We request don't throw any cakes. Don't throw
1:13:32
cakes on boats. I really can't stand any kind of destruction of cakes where
1:13:39
she's like eat it. Yeah, I was like, thank you, save
1:13:44
the cakes, thank you. The thing was not cheap even if it was
1:13:47
donated. It was an expensive cake. It's a sweaty towel on your cake.
1:13:53
I was like, oh my god, here we go. The towel
1:13:57
up. Yeah, Emily, this was super fun. If you're not following
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1:14:11
next week. Bye, see you soon. Drama Darling, Drama, Darling Drama Darling