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Tyra Banks: CEO of Doing the Most LIVE at Cobbs w/ Jacquis Neal · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scala Co.
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  Speaker 2: Robb and Fries Scarce come Robbery and Fries.
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  Speaker 3: Yam goddess. Yeah, I put yeaa put some lice on. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm black, baby. That was just teeth and eyes. We
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  Speaker 3: we we need lights. Oh oh, thank goodness.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, there's so many more black people than I thought
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  Speaker 4: would be. Oh, listen, we love we love a diverse crowd. Honey. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I love that all of my bisexual white men bring
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  Speaker 4: their boyfriends. Oh look, Austin, Hi, Courney, bye, oh Man,
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  Speaker 4: family's here. Y'all know how to start these shows if
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  Speaker 4: you've been to these shows before. But I have to
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  Speaker 4: make a brief interruption because I need y'all to know
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  Speaker 4: how goddamn hard it was for me to get here today.
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  Speaker 4: I love you all so much that I fought through
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  Speaker 4: the airport. Apparently y'all had some drone issues yesterday in
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  Speaker 4: San Francisco, So then all of our flights were delayed
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  Speaker 4: and I was on the tarmac in Los Angeles and
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  Speaker 4: the plane was just driving around. I think they wanted
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  Speaker 4: us to feel like we were going somewhere. We wasn't
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  Speaker 4: going in the sky. I was like, at this point,
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  Speaker 4: bitch hit the highway. Cause like it ain't that long
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  Speaker 4: of a drive, like, let's just take the seven forty
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  Speaker 4: seven out Delta. I also had to give up my
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  Speaker 4: business class seat. Woe is me, woe is me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I can't stand don't.
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  Speaker 4: But they put me in a seat that had like
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  Speaker 4: a little curtain to business class because you're not It's
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  Speaker 4: a quick flight, so it's not that even no laid
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  Speaker 4: back or ing, but it was a little curtain that
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  Speaker 4: was right in front of my face that said you're poor,
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  Speaker 4: and every time a flight attendant would walk past it,
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  Speaker 4: it would blow in my face. But I was like,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I'm coming. I'm coming because I love you. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: also litmus test how many of you guys walked past
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  Speaker 4: that table and didn't steal anything?
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  Speaker 5: Damn, y'all really didn't steal.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, the music was ominous at first when y'all came in,
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  Speaker 4: it was a little scary, so I could see why
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  Speaker 4: you didn't want to steal nothing. Yeah, we had to
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  Speaker 4: talk to Cody's shout out to Cody, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: can you please put on some crime music because I
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  Speaker 4: think I think the people are getting scared. I think
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  Speaker 4: they're gonna think I'm gonna walk out here real slowly
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  Speaker 4: and be like Grand Rising, Are you ready to change
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  Speaker 4: your life? This is a cult.
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  Speaker 3: So now you wanted to be in the cool I
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  Speaker 3: love that we need.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you can be a lieutenant. We need eager participants.
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  Speaker 4: It's unpaid volunteer. But uh, you're gonna get so much
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  Speaker 4: out of it. So this is how we always start
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  Speaker 4: this show. Church always begins with devotion. So if you
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  Speaker 4: know it, help me out, especially today I'm struggling.
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  Speaker 6: Scarce, come rab Boy and Froes. Scarce, come.
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  Speaker 4: Rob right, thank you. We have a beautiful show for
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  Speaker 4: you tonight, and I'm so excited to have one of
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  Speaker 4: San Francisco's favorite treats here that makes them sound like
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  Speaker 4: a prostitute. So you've probably seen him on Grand Crew
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  Speaker 4: or you can see him again on the second season
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  Speaker 4: of Crowd Control coming out on Dropouts. Please give a
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  Speaker 4: very warm welcome to my co host and captive for
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  Speaker 4: the evening, Jaquith Neo, Shit, I gotta sing, I gotta
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  Speaker 4: say scared, Hello, lazy, Oh my goodness to kiss lady.
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  Speaker 7: See how you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Woo.
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  Speaker 8: That's a loaded question, that's a loaded questions. We're here though,
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  Speaker 8: we got chicken in the front. Sometimes we know the
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  Speaker 8: niggas was gonna have chicken in the front. Every nigga
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  Speaker 8: got chicken in the front.
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  Speaker 4: Right, you can't say this in front of this many
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  Speaker 4: white people say that.
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  Speaker 8: I know. We got two white people from the center.
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  Speaker 8: Every chicken, we got salad. Every you got salad from
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  Speaker 8: the second row back. I love it.
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  Speaker 7: I love it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a universal food that everybody loves.
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  Speaker 7: Right, you're right, I love chicken.
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  Speaker 4: I love How is it?
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  Speaker 8: How's the chicken? It's pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty good, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Frond a bird up in here? Okay, love to see it.
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  Speaker 4: So I've switched up the show a little bit. One.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually a live recording, so.
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  Speaker 7: We only need to getting paid though. I'm sorry. I'm
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  Speaker 7: so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: You're not gonna get so sorry.
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  Speaker 8: Let's you should have stole.
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  Speaker 4: Some ship outside. You still got time. I said, steal
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  Speaker 4: this who stole something? Hell yeah, hell yeah. See see
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  Speaker 4: those are my people. That was the litmus test. You
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  Speaker 4: should have stole something, leave with something. I put up
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  Speaker 4: a whole sign that said steal this shot and listen
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  Speaker 4: to me.
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  Speaker 3: So now I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Starting the show instead of asking you jaquiz what your
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  Speaker 4: relationship with scam.
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  Speaker 8: Says, because I'd be a man crimes on this show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you do be a min's crime.
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  Speaker 4: I must. I'm just gonna ask you. Is it a scam,
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  Speaker 4: a scheme.
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  Speaker 3: Or a real thing.
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  Speaker 4: I have three little questions for you, all right. So
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  Speaker 4: the first one, which honestly is way too poignant today
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  Speaker 4: when an airline I wrote the show before I came here.
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  Speaker 8: I want to listen. Lacy. I love you. Lacy.
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  Speaker 7: Me and Lacy have known each other for like many
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  Speaker 7: years now, say.
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  Speaker 3: That many years.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a baby. I have never known anyone for ten years,
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  Speaker 4: not even my own mother.
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  Speaker 7: That's fair.
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  Speaker 8: I'm so sorry the womb.
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  Speaker 3: You don't see my placenta perm plue.
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  Speaker 8: I see him. We've known each other for ten months now,
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  Speaker 8: and so Lacey, you know I love you, but like
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  Speaker 8: you forgot one key part of that.
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  Speaker 7: Lacey missed her first flight.
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  Speaker 8: Because we were supposed to be on the same flight
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  Speaker 8: out here, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm texting, like, Lacy,
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  Speaker 8: where are you at? Were You're like, baby, I missed
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  Speaker 8: my flight. I'm like, all right, I'll see you in
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  Speaker 8: San Francisco.
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  Speaker 3: Agreeing with each other.
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  Speaker 4: Stop agreeing with each other over there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, we were in France and.
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  Speaker 8: Leave long the uber. So lady could have been here
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  Speaker 8: at the same time I was here today. What would
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  Speaker 8: you what would you.
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  Speaker 4: Say that I listen before we get over here talking
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  Speaker 4: in front a mixed company.
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  Speaker 8: I'm so sorry. You're right, you're right. We got a
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  Speaker 8: lot of black people in front. I forget, and I
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  Speaker 8: can't see the white people. Which is the first time
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  Speaker 8: you've ever heard that name. Nothing, I can't see, yes,
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  Speaker 8: always see. I'm so sorry. Continue continue, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 8: I'm so sorry, Lacy. The people had to know. They
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  Speaker 8: had to know, did they They did? They did? They
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  Speaker 8: aren't dear to you? Now, how many miss Is it
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  Speaker 8: a scheme?
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  Speaker 3: Is a real thing?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 3: So is it a scam? The scheme is a real thing?
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  Speaker 4: Airlines offering you what I like to call flight books
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  Speaker 4: to give up your seat on an over books flat
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  Speaker 4: credits the credits.
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  Speaker 3: Is it a scam scheme or is it a real thing?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, now I'll define this for you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Define scam is absolutely unequivocally like.
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  Speaker 8: Fraud, right right right, A.
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  Speaker 3: Scheme legal grade.
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  Speaker 4: But you know it feels bad, but it's legal. You know,
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  Speaker 4: like it's like the difference between a Ponzi scheme and
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  Speaker 4: an MLM.
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  Speaker 8: It's a scam. mL is if you do it right,
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  Speaker 8: you can get a pens out of it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, sign up your friends and family to
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  Speaker 4: sell legings and eventually they mortgage their homes and then
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  Speaker 4: a real thing is like we're like, this is a
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  Speaker 4: legit thing. Okay, okay, So how do you feel about
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  Speaker 4: giving up?
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  Speaker 8: I'll never do it. I'll never do it. It's it's a scheme.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not gonna say it's a scam. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 8: say it's a scam because they you know, they do
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  Speaker 8: be giving you the money, but you gotta give me
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  Speaker 8: more than like two hundred and fifty dollars. Niggaive flights.
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  Speaker 8: It's five thousand dollars right now. Yeah, they are gas
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  Speaker 8: gas man. I was watching Iron Legend a couple of
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  Speaker 8: days ago and they had like the gas it was
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  Speaker 8: like six something, and I was like, remember when that
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  Speaker 8: was the apocalypse? That shit is crazy.
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  Speaker 4: I've never about the strait of her moods in my life.
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  Speaker 3: I never even know.
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  Speaker 4: About that shit, and now I know everything about it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, they gotta find the mines that are under
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  Speaker 4: the water where we gotta do stuff.
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  Speaker 8: We do stuff. So so so I need morning. They
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  Speaker 8: be offering they beat lowballing you. They be offering like two.
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  Speaker 4: But they don't rise it up. They'll be like, I
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  Speaker 4: three hundred nobody, a thousand, nobody, six thousand air bucks.
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  Speaker 8: I'll be like, give me, give me one thousand, two
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  Speaker 8: hundred and fifty dollars plus a first class seat.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll see. Here's the issue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when they make you give up your seats one okay.
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  Speaker 4: One thing that we all can know about this. If
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  Speaker 4: you actually want to not do what Jaquisa's which is
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  Speaker 4: not engage, you can negotiate.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, you can negotiate.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, so you can ask for what you want, whatever
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  Speaker 4: monetary amount that you want. But you can also ask
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  Speaker 4: for a hotel room. What. Yes, And you can also
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  Speaker 4: make sure that your flight is rebooked instead of because
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  Speaker 4: like they'll throw your asshole stand by. Yeah, so you
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  Speaker 4: done gave up your seat, You done gave your ass away,
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  Speaker 4: and they throw you on stand by. You're waiting in
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  Speaker 4: a damn line.
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  Speaker 8: You waiting forever. I feel like this wouldn't work for me.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like I'm not attractive enough for this to
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  Speaker 8: work for me. I feel like they'd be like Nigga,
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  Speaker 8: we said three point fifty.
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  Speaker 7: There's other people that want this deal. Do you want
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  Speaker 7: it or not.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like they would shoo me away.
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  Speaker 3: But you can do that.
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  Speaker 4: And also there are blackout dates too, so typically one,
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  Speaker 4: no matter how many airbooks they give you, you can't
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  Speaker 4: fly first. Oh, they put you on the stand by,
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  Speaker 4: they put your money stand by, and they gonna put
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  Speaker 4: you in coaching. There, gonna have a little, the little thing.
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  Speaker 4: Then twenty four they're gonna have. They're gonna have to
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  Speaker 4: look curtain blowing in your face. You're not You're not
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  Speaker 4: gonna be up there.
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  Speaker 8: You're gonna try to use the bathroom. It's like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 8: you use the poor bathroom back there.
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  Speaker 3: Don't look at me.
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  Speaker 7: That one.
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  Speaker 8: Don't have soap.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, we can't even have soap.
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  Speaker 8: Soap man, Let the fucking napkins be all bunched up.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta you take one out. Eighteen motherfuckers come out.
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  Speaker 7: That's the poor one. So, so, what you're saying.
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  Speaker 8: Is it's a scheme.
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  Speaker 3: I thought, I feel like it's yourself.
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  Speaker 8: But it is a scheme, so they lowball you first.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, and then you gotta just hold out, just sit still.
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  Speaker 4: They'll keep rising that Skybucks number up.
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  Speaker 8: See here's the problem with that though, Like real talk,
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  Speaker 8: they just gonna be They'll just say no to you,
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  Speaker 8: and somebody else gonna come and be like, I'll take
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  Speaker 8: it right to work together.
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  Speaker 4: In a scarcity mindset, You're right, you got this.
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  Speaker 8: I need to get up and be like, I got
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  Speaker 8: this deal. And if anybody come up I got.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna fight.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight, you, fight you.
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  Speaker 7: We're gonna be indicators.
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  Speaker 4: Good lord. Now, now we're gonna fight for the sky Bucks.
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  Speaker 4: We can't do that for the Delta to Blooms.
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  Speaker 8: For the Delta, we gotta fight for them. Delta do
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  Speaker 8: Blooms Man.
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  Speaker 4: We don't tough lacy scam scheme or real thing.
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  Speaker 8: TikTok shop, TikTok what shop?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, scam, I'm hearing scam.
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  Speaker 8: I'm hearing yeah. I feel like TikTok. I don't I'm
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  Speaker 8: not on TikTok, but like I have bought it on
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  Speaker 8: like Instagram and ship.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like it's probably the same thing I bought.
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  Speaker 8: I bought. I bought. I bought something and it said
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  Speaker 8: like I bought it during Black History mon than It
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  Speaker 8: said I am Black History, right, And I was.
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  Speaker 7: Like, oh, this is tight.
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  Speaker 3: They got you with that.
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  Speaker 7: They got me, they got me, they got it.
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  Speaker 8: It came outs like you're Caucasian.
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  Speaker 4: Man, tad ass.
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  Speaker 3: They got you with that.
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  Speaker 8: They got me, they got me. I was like, you
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  Speaker 8: know what, I am black history. Thank you for telling
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  Speaker 8: me that Instagram shirt. I'll buy the shirt. But that
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  Speaker 8: shirt was looking tight on the on the on the
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  Speaker 8: post and it looked like it had like a little
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  Speaker 8: leather ship. That ship was screen it had like the
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  Speaker 8: the words was like a little like fabric and the
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  Speaker 8: model was looking.
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  Speaker 3: They hot ironed it on.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 8: It was screen pressed on there and screen press it felt.
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  Speaker 4: Like honestly to Key's the reason I'm saying this is
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  Speaker 4: because I've done this scam myself. During the height of
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty, I was selling legalized black T shirts and
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  Speaker 4: the money went to black. I'm black, So.
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  Speaker 8: How you go say your money went to you? You
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  Speaker 8: know what, And that makes it a real thing. That
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  Speaker 8: makes it a real thing, real thing, That makes it
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  Speaker 8: a real thing.
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  Speaker 4: No less less less one scam schem or a real thing.
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  Speaker 8: Fathers well, I hate to be a stereotype, but I
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  Speaker 8: don't have one. So scam. Well, my father so trifling.
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  Speaker 8: His family's trifling. My my mama had me.
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  Speaker 3: Youngbody knows their dad's side of the family.
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  Speaker 8: That's not I don't know. I don't know them niggas
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  Speaker 8: at all. They my my mom had me young. My
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  Speaker 8: mom had me when she was sixteen, so little teen pregnancy. Uh.
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  Speaker 8: And so they go back. Now that they're back, they
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  Speaker 8: want them back.
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  Speaker 4: The kids aren't getting pregnant anymore, that's what they're saying
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  Speaker 4: on Fox News.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, why aren't the teens getting pregnant?
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  Speaker 8: We need the teens.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't this good thing.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna this is recording. I'm not gonna say
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  Speaker 7: nothing on that.
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  Speaker 9: I got.
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  Speaker 7: I got a job. You make more money than I do, Lacey.
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  Speaker 8: Uh. But but but in his mama, like my like.
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  Speaker 3: You just said his mama and that's your grandma.
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  Speaker 8: Fuck fuck her, but fuck her. She took that he
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  Speaker 8: was sixteen. He didn't make the choice. His mama made
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  Speaker 8: the choice. Tell that nigga to raise his kids. His
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  Speaker 8: mama made the choice, So fuck that whole family.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, I had to do this this joke
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  Speaker 4: in front of my dad.
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  Speaker 8: Is your dad here?
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  Speaker 4: No? Okay, my dad and my stepfather were both at
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  Speaker 4: my show in Texas.
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  Speaker 8: Love it, and I had to.
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  Speaker 4: Be like, hey, y'all, don't worry about this, y'all. Y'all
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  Speaker 4: are cool, y'all good, we love each other. I know,
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  Speaker 4: I know your phone number.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 8: I'll say this. I'll say fatherhood is a scheme, not
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  Speaker 8: necessarily a scam. I'll say it's a scheme. And here's
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  Speaker 8: what I'll say, Like because for the most part, like
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  Speaker 8: the person who was birth in the child, for the
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  Speaker 8: most part, you have to even if you give up
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  Speaker 8: the kid, you have to go.
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  Speaker 7: Through the experience.
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  Speaker 8: Right, father ain't got to do shit, and it could
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  Speaker 8: kill you, and it can kill you, right, So you're
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  Speaker 8: taking a burden on that pregnancy. The father ain't got
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  Speaker 8: to do shit intil the baby come and then you
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  Speaker 8: still probably barely doing anything. So if you are a
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  Speaker 8: good person, a good man, you take care of your responsibility.
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  Speaker 8: So you know, but there some asshole man out there.
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  Speaker 8: So let's it's a scheme, my full scam and.
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  Speaker 3: Something we can't clap for men too much.
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  Speaker 7: Sir, no, no, no, yeah boo us.
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  Speaker 4: We live in Los Angeles. And the reason that I
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  Speaker 4: added this is because there were advertisements in Los Angeles
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  Speaker 4: take time to be a dad.
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  Speaker 3: They haven't been opening to damn.
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  Speaker 7: Damn father's walking out like put.
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  Speaker 4: Up billboards to tell you to be a father.
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  Speaker 8: That's crazy, especially who even thought.
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  Speaker 4: Of that, who was like, you know what, why can
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  Speaker 4: we make them be fought? You know what, Let's take
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  Speaker 4: out a ad.
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  Speaker 7: Let's I gotta ask, Let's take gotta.
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  Speaker 4: Ad, and then they're gonna be fathers once they see
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  Speaker 4: the ad, because they gonna be like, damn, I do
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  Speaker 4: have kids while I'm at this stoplight.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 4: Kids.
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  Speaker 8: Twenty twenty six, like cause my you know well, my
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: dad skipped out in nineteen eighty six so he could
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: just move down on the street and you'll never see
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: that again. In twenty twenty six, we got social media. Man,
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: we can find you anywhere. Okay, we canna find you anywhere.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: You better take time to be dead. We will locate you.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: We can locate you now. We can locate you.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: We see your Instagram, right, We.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: See you taking time at Coppo. We see you taking
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: time at eat and chicken belij yo, not being a dad,
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: not being a.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: Day that brown bread you ain't even gonna be.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: A brown dad bread, and not being a dad.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: And the last reason I want to bring this up
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: because you guys know that there's always gonna be like
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: a little hippie propaganda.
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: Okay, that's what I'm dressed like.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Share there are a lot of laws that are happening. Uh,
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: laws that are happening makes me sound like I'm legally
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: blonde and like I don't know what laws are. There
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: are a little laws happening guys to us, but there
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: is legislation.
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: How about that legislation.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of legislation that's being enacted right
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: now that is punitive towards women who decide to terminate
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: their pregnancies. And the reason that I brought up fathers
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: is because if we can't get an unjust law to
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: not happen anymore, you know what we can do get
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: men involved, because if men had to go to jail
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: with them women, that law would not be here anymore.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: We went half on a baby, you inseminator, start this
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: time with me.
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: We're both doing a big You're right, and you should
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: get nine months less. They should take the extra nine months. Yay,
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: you take the extra nine months. Matter of fact, take
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: eighteen months. Tell them Jackson, Now, tell them.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: I gotta I gotta do not. I'm almost a jail
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: Jackie sent me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: Not you got the jail recommendation. Jackie sent me y'all.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you're good.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: You're good.
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: You're good man, take sale blog b scarce.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: God. So now let's get to the main event. Historic hoodwinks. Yeah,
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: your fright fraight fried of fright of fraight fright, freight
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: of fright of fraight fraed want to be on TWL. Now,
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: I know what you all are thinking that this is yeah,
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: black people always let's talk about.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Hot ice cream.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: We'll get there. That really pushed y'all off as a community.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Is every show that I've done, live show, there's always
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: black person like hot ice cream because we need we
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: need to take her to town. Asked for that one. No, So,
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: I know you're probably thinking that this is gonna be
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: all about America's next top model and her shenanigans. Tyra Missus,
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Tyra Banks. She's been up to way more than you think.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: We got mil limbs, we got a fake degree, we.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Got all type of ship and you know what, it's
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: our fault.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: And you'll see as we walked through the show, You'll see,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: you'll see your suit gis.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: You'll see as we walk.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Through the show that it is our fault because we
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: let that lady Shenan. We did shenand wants and then
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Shenan again she's and that's our fault because.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: We was like, yeah, girl, keep it sounds like she's
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: on her way to be in a president of the
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: United States.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Honestly, there's some very trump I'm not gonna do.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: So you can't start this off with making us say, ah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: I was a cute picture.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I know. Look Tyra created.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look look I got paperwork.
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: Look that give it over a lady. I don't think
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: y'all know how hard Lacy be working, how hard Lacy
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: B podcast. You don't be seeing but Lacy B. Lacy
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: be on it, Lacy be on it. The rest of
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: us we just show up and just be talking bullshit.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I love you talking well.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: So we know that Tyra created like problematic reality shows
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: and honestly was kind of a blueprint in that time,
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: and she really pushed the envelope.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: She kept going.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: America's Next time model like, but she also created a
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: ton of other predatory businesses that you probably haven't heard of.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Tyra was the relatable supermodel, meaning she was black in
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: the ninth there were no black supermodels at that point.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: They were like, Lada ball you.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: You prove anybody can. If if an do it, anybody
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: can do it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Skinny black woman, the gorgeous body and face.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: If she could do it, anyone can.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: Anybody still, Yeah, she's still about let me tell you, man,
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: I don't know. It looked like we got a older
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: crowd here, so most of y'all was alive during the
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: Fresh Prince. Boy, we're gonna crush our hat on Tower
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: Banks and y'all.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Were alive during Fresh Prince. I think everyone was alive.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: Some people, I bet you somebody was.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Born and it's about like a talkie.
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: In the twenties. They feel like it ship who who
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: here was born?
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: After two thousand? See she was six?
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: We got one. Hey, hey, hey, Cody Staff, get that too.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Thousands. Baby, don't let her leave because we're gonna need
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: to harvest her organs. How there, you bring your young
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: ass to this show. So yeah. She was a relatable
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: supermodel in the nineties and an A list celebrity who
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: repeatedly referred to her own five head. And she'd be
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: the first to tell you.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: That she was the first African American model to appear
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: solo on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Hell yeah, now, motherfucker, who's that?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: There you go? It was like today's But also my
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: favorite thing about her covering Sports Illustrated is that when
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: she did have a television show, The Tyra Banks Show,
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: she had more than one show.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: It was black History.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: But wait, yeah, she she honored herself as black history.
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: I love it.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: This photo of was like, I'm Black History, and honestly
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: Listen, I love it. Listen.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, she was sometimes you about to honor yourself yourself.
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: She bought that shirt on ig just like I did.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: She's like, I am Black History.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: So she Tyrolind Banks. She was born in nineteen seventy
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: three in Inglewood. Her dad, Don was a computer consultant,
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: and her mother, Carolyn, was a medical photographer at the
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Damn y'all know about the jet proposal savatory.
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah, yeah, I never heard in my life. What
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: is that?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: I have never heard those words together in a sentence. Damn,
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: y'all some nerds out here and go, okay.
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: You got that tech moneycisc.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Y'all got y'all tied them tonight?
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: Okay, Steve Jobs the person who said, hell, yeah, you
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: got a suit on?
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Right? Wait, you got a suit on them?
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: You jopping your work? Are you working your job?
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Amen? You know what? I like that? You came with
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: your black queen and you put your suit on, and
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: we like that.
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: There you go, there you go. Y'all know each other? Yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: she leaning too clothes. Y'all know each other. Y'all know
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: each other.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that lady real bad.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Look at that hand placement on that thigh. You know
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: that thigh You have been that thigh. Sorry, I ain't
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: trying to put you out there like that. So Don
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: and Carolyn these are Tyra's parents. They divorced when Tyro
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: was six and going to a private elementary school. Her
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: dad moved nearby and the divorce was amicable, but she
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: did face some challenges when she was young because at
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: age nine, she got warts on her hand.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: She got warts on her hand and the kids.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: At school were calling her froggy.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: Damn she was gonna call five head and froggy. That
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: shit is diabolical.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: It's terrible.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: That's so sad.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: And of course she was being bullied for being so
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: tall and thin. According to her books, she would make
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: herself chocolate peanut but or milkshakes every night before bed.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: Now she had enough money to make chocolate milkshakes. And
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: I don't feel sorry for her as.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Nomo and in a divorced household.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah you got two incombs.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: And I don't know that she was really having white
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: lady problems because you know, white kids divorce beat the
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: hardest thing that they ever went.
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: To, was the hardest thing they ever try. Not have
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: enough problem.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: My god, I separated.
• 29:09
  Speaker 8: My parents don't love each other anymore. Not all lost
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: out on my mama when she was pregnant.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: My parents were never together. I'm the oops baby, you
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: the oops.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: We are mistake miracle. There you go.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually feel really good about being an accident
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: because I'm like, look at me, your best kid. So obviously,
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: at this point, the only other option that she had
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: was to look for a modeling agency.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: That's all she could do.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: That's all she could do.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: She signed with La Models in nineteen eighty nine, when
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: she was sixteen, Seventeen Magazine contacted Los Angeles agencies looking
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: for this feels gross to say, teen girls for a
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: photo shoot, and that's how she ended up with her
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: first magazine.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: Shoot with seventeen Magazine.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Now after that, a French modeling agency got in touch
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: with her. The rest is history. Obviously, she's a very
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: successful model and her mother, who I think is probably
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: a more problematic than we think, because like, first of all,
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: why are you making your baby employed? Your baby sixteen
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: and you're gonna put her in one of the most
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: exploitive industries in the world where your whole job is
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: to be a coat hanger and be naked a lot.
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: That's tough.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: And you a baby, that's tough. You put your.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Little hot baby in this position.
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: That's tough. That's tough. She had to afford the milkshop,
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: so Carol, it afford the like.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Ty, are you eating us out of house at home?
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: With these? You ask to work on this runaway us
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: chocolate milk.
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: Calls from nineteen eighty eight.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: The Straight of hor Moves has been moving chocolate milk
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: for years so Carolyn her mother, Tyra mother, she took
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Tyra's portfolio photos and they branded them so there was
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Tyra innocent.
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: Oh okay, all right, I love I love that innocent look.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Tyra's sophisticated mm hmm.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: Cross the leg yeah. Yeah, I'm commentating this for people
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: who are just gonna listen to the.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Podcast Tyra, come hither.
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, legs open, knee in between the legs, or is
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: elbow in between the legs, knee in between the legs.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm trying to do tonight. Hit my dms,
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: hit my DMS.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: I had my DMS, so you know, they was really
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: working on her career. Right for the falling winter, she
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: like walked in twenty five shows in six days. Wow,
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: why are you making a baby walk soup so much?
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: That's a lot.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: But also though I kind of get it.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, back to my airport trauma.
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: Just for moments, I was.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Sitting in a gond this doesn't make me sound good,
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: sitting in the.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Lounge, yeah, and.
• 32:36
  Speaker 11: My life was hard, and there were these really comfortable
• 32:42
  Speaker 11: looking egg chairs and everyone who was sitting in them
• 32:47
  Speaker 11: was an unemployed baby.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, get up out of them.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: And I was like you a baby.
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, sit on the floor.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I'm old. What is there the egg chair that you
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: swinging around in? You get your unemployed ass on the floor?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: Sit down.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like a cat man. Like a cat can
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: lay anywhere. You can lay anywhere. Move up off the
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: comfortable spots.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: You are literally somebody's unemployed roommate.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Why are we like space?
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: You don't know what lumbard man, Get up off that
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: comfortable sea. You don't even have to fuck up.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: Off that comfortable seat.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: Watch out, get up.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: You don't know about a disc in a Backah?
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: I wish you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: You don't even know your back got discs up in it?
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: I wish you?
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: Hey, can you.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Bub right? So let's get to something that I find
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: quite interesting about Tyra's personality. And honestly, I love we
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: could learn from her, we really can. I love the
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: audacity truly. So Tyra booked the Michael Jackson video.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Black or White?
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah she was and that and.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Then you know, maybe that inspired her because later she's
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: gonna make people black and white don't even won't worry
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: about We get there.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: We'll get there.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: But in the Michael Jackson video, So this is when
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: now gonna sound like you like the.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Talkies, y'all remember Fresh fir.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: So, this technology at the time for the Michael Jackson
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Black or White video was actually really transformative. There wasn't
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: no AI, wasn't no like you like. They actually to
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: actually configure this with computers. So the whole thing was
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: that you're supposed to come in and the song is
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: like it's black, it's white, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: what you're supposed to do. That's the choreography.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: This is what Tyer did. That's a picture you wanted.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm waiting for right there.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Why would she do that?
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: Tyler was like, y'all gonna remember me in this video
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: And they had to stay on her longer too, because
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: they like, we can't transition from that they had in.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: A different place because they could not transition because she
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, like ma'am, and she showed up late,
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: showed up late, and didn't do the job.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: So I that's just showing up late to a Michael
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: Jackson video.
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: That's why.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: That's flexing kind of flex to show up late to
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: accident and also not follow instructions.
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Listen, I would follow instructions.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Y'all know if you know me, if you've read my
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: book or maybe you steal it later, seven minutes latest,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: my sweet spot, Like I can be seven minutes late,
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: and nobody's gonna be mad because five minutes saying enough
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: I need a.
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: Bed ride, a little longer you need, you need them?
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Ten minutes is too much. It is because Nattie looking
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: at the watch and they like.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Where does s bitch at spend ten minutes? That's too
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: solid of a number seven that it's nebulous. Nobody knows. So, Tyra,
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: this is her acting era. She was in a John
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Singleton movie Higher Learning. She was really like kind of
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: eating it up like she was.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: She was in one of my favorite movies of all time,
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: loving basketball.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Uh she was.
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: She was.
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: She was Omar Up's wife.
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: That you know.
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: He fucked her over and loved it. He left her,
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: He left.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Her, he played balls. That's hard.
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, not.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm not staying.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: With you if you dunk on my ass, nigga, like
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: what you mean? Played me for my heart and then
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: you dunk on me like so you don't love me?
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: It is the game, Like, come on, bro, you could
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: have laid it up.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I would have left.
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: You ain't got to touch the rim. You got to
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: touch the rim the room. Come on now, I'm come
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: on now.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: This round. Respect for yourself. You're gonna let this nigga
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: dunk on you and then you still love him and
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: his baby?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: He poster.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Crazy?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Damn I mean she love.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So Tyra was the first black person on the
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: cover of GQ.
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: Oh that's dope.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah, And she did a Nike Super Bowl
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: ad with Chris Rock and got milk ad. So remember
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: when they used to convince celebrities to paint their upper
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: lip white so that you could do propaganda for milk.
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man, I got milk as the best lion ass
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: campaign that that shit don't help your bones. Have y'all
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: heard this? Shiit milk don't help your bones and don't
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: do nothing for your bones? Got them commercials had us
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: drinking fucking milk for nothing.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Milk, it's another animal's milk.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: It's not even our it's not it's fucking us up.
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: We up here, booboo, and.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: This shit, it's fucking us up.
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: It's fucking us not drinking for your bones and we
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: on the toilet like my bones.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Are strong, my phones are strong.
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: Just shitting your life away. I've got a lying as campaign.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: Why strong? And I'm crazy?
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: That's really what it was. But yeah, so she did
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: this campaign. She's she's extremely successful. I love this, lady.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: This is a love letter. I know that it seems
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: like an attack. Oh, but it is a love letter.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: I love that you did it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: I didn't even see you. Actually, no evidence that drinking milk.
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: Make sure.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: We're on the same time.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry you have to spend that much time on
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: the toilet. So all right, let's get into America's next
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: time model. We won't live here long. Put my papers together.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get a binder next time, y'all.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: It'll be cute. Right now, we got loose leaf sheets.
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: You know this is economy. It's crazy right now. Four
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: bond is no more. We can affoord bond us.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: No more binders too explicit.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: He is bad.
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: Got a whole bunch that's too much.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Way too much. Wait, have you seen a whole punch
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: in a while? Yeah, because this is San Francis.
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, love your child, eat a whole punch in a minute.
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: I say, the whole punch in a minute.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we live in a different We live in a
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: different place.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Look all right down, Okay, So Tyra, she incorporated herself
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: and this is how you know it's the scams too,
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: many different name changes and companies. Okay, Tyra incorporated herself
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: as Thy Girl Corporation, which became Tae Tai Baby Productions,
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: then Bankable Productions, and Ta Ta Baby was the one
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: that was producing America's Next Top Model, which ran from
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: two thousand and three to twenty fifteen, and then again
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: in twenty eighteen, which had a brief period where it
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: was hosted by Rita Aura. Now here's my thing about
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: Rita Aura. I love her energy because I feel like
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: Rita Aura, it's somebody who just stays ready. She may
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: not be the main attraction, but baby, if she gonna
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: be in a gown, would a full be waiting in
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: the parking lot in case somebody don't show up, she
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: gon't be there.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: So yeah, we're gonna.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Watch this briefly.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: You already know what it is. This is serious to
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: these girls.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: This should be serious to you. This can't be deceiving.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I'm hurt, I am, but I can't change it. Tara.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: I've been if you can, you can't change what. I'm
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: sick of crowd about stuff that I cannot change.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I'm sick of being disappointed. I'm sick of all of it.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not. It ain't sick of being Disappointedly, No, you're not.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: If you were sick of being disappointed, you would stand
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: up and you would take control of your destiny. Do
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: you know that you had a possibility to win?
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Do you know that all of America is rooting for you?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Do you know that? And then you come in here
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: and you treat this like a joke.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: You come in here and look at that and say,
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: I can't read that. You read ten times better than.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Half of those girls over there, she didn't.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: And you come in here with a defeatist attitude. I
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: don't have a bad attitude.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Maybe I am angry inside.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: I've been through stuff, so I'm angry, which is not
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: it's not white. Anybody feeling wiet, which is I have never.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Well, my mom yelled at this because she's I was
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: rooting for you, rooting for you out there?
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, long, something from this.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: You going to bed at night, You later, and you
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: take responsibility for yourself because nobody's gonna take responsibility for.
• 42:39
  Speaker 12: You, crazy, crazy, crazy.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Syrah, you need to learn something from this.
• 42:53
  Speaker 8: Also, And she's like, well, my mama yelled at me, Like,
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: does that means she loved me?
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: No, it didn't. I don't know. Sometimes your mama yelling
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: at you and it feels like love.
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: I don't feel like love.
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: That's what a lot of that's the same lot of milk.
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: People told us my mama was franking me, and.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I ain't love.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Told us that sh it hurts.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it hurts, but then you remember it different, It
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: hurts less after. But also, Tyra, doesn't that speech resonate
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: somewhere in your head and your heart?
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Don't you remember it?
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: Isn't it even?
• 43:31
  Speaker 7: Watch next album?
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Why isn't she kind of yelling at us as a
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: collective sham?
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: That was so big?
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you need to get up off your ass and
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: everybody root for you.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: We all root for you. Get your bitch ass up
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: and go do your judge should I got my bitch
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: ass up today.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: You there and you eat late, but you got up,
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: You got all though, you got up. You hear, we hear,
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: we hear together we made it. We in san Francisco.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: See, this is why I can't. This is why I
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: can't with my friends family because you just going wow.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: So anyways, she also created new ways of exploiting vulnerable
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: young women for reality television purposes, without sometimes giving winners
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: money that they were promised.
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: Wait, what's this picture on the screen.
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we're gonna get to that, because I'm looking
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: at this and I'm like, this is why.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: This is when she had these young women switch ethnicity
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: for a photo shoot in two thousand and five. And
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: don't worry, guys, she didn't learn her lesson. She did
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: it again in two thousand and nine. No, and I
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: don't know why she didn't realize blackface wasn't a good
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: idea in two thousand and nine. I feel like I
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: knew that in two thousand and nine. But that's okay.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: So the show, the show Walk with Me.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: The show also featured a homeless themed photo shoot and
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: in which real life homeless people, unhoused people were used
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: as extras.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Well did they get paid to.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Make it authentic? I do know, because she was only
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: giving them girls forty dollars a day. Oh yeah, and
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: that's that's no per diem either.
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: I know this.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: San Francisco, y'all know about some per diem y'alls going
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: on work trips. Sun Shot, y'all all got sky miles numbers,
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: don't shut reward program.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: Forty dollars a day.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Forty dollars a day and no food. You got to
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: pay for your own food. Yeah, so yeah, she wasn't
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: given the girls nothing.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: She was giving them forty dollars a day and no
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: food of water.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Honestly, it's almost as bad as baddies where they give
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: them tequila and the half of dorito and make them fight.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: This kind of it's kind of rough. So the Cycle
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: seventeen winner Angela Preston sued Tyra in twenty fourteen for
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: three million dollars for teaching contract, infliction of emotional distress yep,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: and failure to provide meal and rest breaks during filming. Damn,
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: she wouldn't even let these girls take a nap. Shit.
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: Also just making me, She's making me like, we consider
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: what I should be asking for three million dollars for
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: no food and no rest. We don't get paid that
• 46:43
  Speaker 8: much for TV for TV.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: TV shit, and we don't be getting no food in breast.
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: Maybe you having no soul sent all the day.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: They're not gonna sympathize with us. We don't know what
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: the whole punches. Yeah, they're like, you're out of touch,
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: like it was right now.
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: Nobody's like, no, sorry, we got a bunch of engineers
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: in the crowd.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: This lady Angela. The reason I bring this up is
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: because how it's covered in the news.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: But after I did some deep dives, so it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Was covered that Angela won America's Next Top Model and
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: then breached her contract and they reshot the episode to
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: let the other girl win instead of her. What actually
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: happened was is that tyrun tattap banks and bankable and
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: whatever the fucks she calling up companies.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Found out that.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Angela had been sex trafficked, yes, and so they were
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: calling her an escorts. But I don't really think that's
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: what it was, at least from her accounts. So they
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: said that she couldn't be an America's Next Top Model.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Because she was trafficked.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: What what?
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that's that's it.
• 48:08
  Speaker 8: That's it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, damn damn.
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: I know, I don't know about the mood down in
• 48:16
  Speaker 8: his whole damn club.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Tyra crazy, Tyra, Please's America's Next Time Model the most
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: harmful show of the two thousands. No, it was probably
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: The Swan or that Lord of the Fly show that
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: put forty kids in an abandoned ghost town in New
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Mexico for six weeks.
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: I didn't see this. I didn't see this.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: I didn't see that one either, but I was horrified,
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Like what again? Why y'all lett y'all babies go employ
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: like so. At the same time that America's Next Top
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Model was happening, Tyra was hosting The Tyra Banks Show,
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: right where she produced memorable episodes like oh shit, Yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: She tried to sing, I'm actually not even gonna play this.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: It's not worth it. Y'all want to hear.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Shake your body, Boddy?
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: I ain't never heard it. I want to hear it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 8: I want to hear it. Let's go, Tyra.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: I love this, lady. Okay, shake your buddy, Boddy, movie Buddy, Boddy.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Buddy's betty about it, sob but I'll show you.
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: I'm mismorized right now. I'm mismerized.
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: I ain't never seen this in my life.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: You ain't never seen shake yo, Shake your body, buddy.
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: Lady's trying to stop that for the last fifteen seconds,
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: and Tyra was like, not, today's.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Not so Now. Remember when I said that Tyra Banks
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: is all your fault. We're gonna get there now.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Remember Tyra had her Tyra Banks TV show the right Yeah,
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: so she had memorable episodes.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Like pretends to be Fat.
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Tyra Fat, people exist and they're beautiful and they're doing
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: just fine. And I don't think that they need you
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: to put on a suit.
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: Well, you remember she started on the Fresh Press of
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: bel Air. You remember that one episode where Will Smith
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: had to put on.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Faster You remember that episode There's there's nothing wrong with
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: being fat?
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: Oh no, I know that. I'm just saying that's where
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: she got the idea from.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Probably damn she probably did. She was like, I remember
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Will black and White music video and was like, i'ma
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: make people black and white. And then she she to Fresh.
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: Pressure is like her experiences.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Yes, you know, if it wasn't enough the first time,
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: she had to pretend to be homeless again. Now I
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: think she overshot this one. It's giving like she was
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: trying to give us like refugee I know.
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Like what war torn country.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Are you in?
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: I mean America? Like you could very much.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Just be here. Actually, I take it back, that's senophobic.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: This is actually accurate.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but she really was selling it with the
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: face and this sad. I think she had somebody to
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: put dirt on her face.
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: Or some miskiping.
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: So why she got some of her hair like on
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: the house, we will let their hair out. I gotta
• 51:55
  Speaker 8: gotta cover my hair.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: No they don't. That's how everyone knows you're homeless right now. No,
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: I'm kidding, No, it's yeah. This I don't know what
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: she was thinking. But don't worry, guys, because then Tyrone
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: needs to pretend to have rapist. She know, you know
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: how you need to be pretending to have Rabe's sometimes,
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: you know how you been need to do that.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: And you know why I said that this is our fault.
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: I bet this again.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Won two Emmys.
• 52:34
  Speaker 8: Yep, yep, this is our fault.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: We encouraged this.
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: We watched this and was like, rivety, I've never seen
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: that person with rabies.
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: Give me more.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: It's the best decision out of the three.
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: I mean, it is rape, yeah, yeah.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: The other one is cosplaying people who are in dire straits.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: The other one is like.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: What are you doing? Girl?
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: And then this I mean, I'm gonna be real. The
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: little video you can't.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: The video you got get that sexually, I say that
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: sexually you don't know.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: You split there. You wound you up with the shake
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: your body body video. You know now you don't know
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: how to act. You can do a lot with it.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: To the book, because I'm gonna be wrapping this up
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: in a moment. Model Land, Model Land.
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: She got books too.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now for her ya.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: Novels, well, it was supposed to be more than one.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: She was supposed to be the jk Rolling of modeling
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: turns of writers. Cool but except for she wasn't gonna
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: be no turf like fucking jk Rowl jk Rowling. One thing,
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: thank you, and one thing I will say.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: About motherfucking Tyer Banks.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Is Look, she might cause you emotional distress and harm,
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: but she ain't gonna call you out of your pronouns.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: They are bitch. She a bitch.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Here up, bitch, we ain't miss gender and none of
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: you bitches.
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: The hero we need, it's a hero we need right there.
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: The hero we need is crazy.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: But yes, so she had these books and I'm telling you, guys,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you this is not assault because I still
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: love this lady. Somehow this book landed in my hands
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: in middle school.
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: You have this book.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: I didn't buy it, but it was being passed around
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: in the cafeteria, and I learned about Touki who had
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: one green eye and one blue one uk.
• 55:11
  Speaker 8: Dela Krim, Tooky, Dela Crime.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: That's a name, right for a character in the movie.
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: You could tell. You could tell that was Tyran's idea.
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: The editors is like, can we change this name please?
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: It's like, no, you can't it, don't change it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: It feels like she did, like like if you were
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: to have remember those BuzzFeed tests and stuff, like if
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: they had that was just like what's your RuPaul's dragon name?
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: And you just put in your initials and.
• 55:43
  Speaker 8: They're like, Dela Chrime, what was your first pets name?
• 55:48
  Speaker 8: And the last thing you Ateky Dela Crime.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: So she Tooky was unexpectedly invited to this exclusive magical
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: model school called Model Land, where she met an albino girl.
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: Is is that okay to still say? I don't know, man,
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: We grew up at a different time. We used to
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: be able to say a lot of ship. We can't
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: say no more. I don't know.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: She also met a plus size girl, and she also
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: met a short.
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: Girl, the worst, the worst infraction of all.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: And she learned about friendship, courage, and self belief to
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: become one of the seven Intoxabellas. Those are the sexy people.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Reviews called the book.
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: It had to be terrible.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Reviews called the book over long.
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: Ain't making no words for this book. This book is overlong.
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: I've never heard that learn in my life.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Escape her music video trying to click like no, I'm
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: not no.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: They also called it warped and exhausting.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: Can you imagine being exhausted by a book that you
• 57:41
  Speaker 8: can put down? Are you gonna put the ship down?
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: You're like, whoo, too much, let's put it down, and
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: you still exhausted.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: They're like, no, I gotta, I gotta okay, and this
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: is kind to me. You gotta keep reading the book.
• 57:58
  Speaker 8: You gotta keep reading. This book just open up. Well,
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: we got to just keep reading like that at the
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: end of Wicked, the book opens up.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Oh god.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: So in season seventeen, Tyra had the four remaining contestants
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: on her show America's Next Top Model perform as characters
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: in the novel in a short film based on the book.
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: No how about you, I've never heard about fab Life?
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so fab Life with Life wasn't that fatch?
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: She quit this show after three months?
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: And honestly, Jaquise, give me your best guess at what
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: you think Tyra's catchphrase would be for faa life?
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: Uh? Fabulous?
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Fabra Cadabra.
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: That was the next thing I was gonna say. I
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: was gonna say that next Fabra Cadabra.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: And her cash You got a good voice, and her
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: cashphrase didn't get to take off. And then because she quit,
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: right and then okay, if we were to think of
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: someone who's Rita Aura in a different font, who would
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: y'all guess.
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: Rita Aura in a different font?
• 59:35
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Because someone took the show.
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: Fergie Fergie, Nah, Fergie been down since he did the
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: national anthem all them years ago. Oh damn, I remember that.
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: I heard that.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: You.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: I was actually in the building for that was you.
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I hate America And I was even like, girl,
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: don't do that.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: I enjoyed it.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: I don't do that.
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: What you're doing?
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: Man, how am.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: She was giving us blues?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: She was gonna shot.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: I love them people too much.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: I do too much all the time. I need people
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: to do too much.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: So wrapping this up pretty soon, here, guys, we're probably
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: looking at what uh say? Yeah, yeah, probably about like ten.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not a gut it there.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: I didn't have to look at my phone like I'm
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: professional the whole goddamn time, Sonna, keep here, none of
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: you guests.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: Who.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Is Christy teaking at a different time?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: Christy?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: What happened.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Rita Or and Chrissy tieging on the same person?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: Chrissy.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: We've never seen them in the same room.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: So Christy showed up and put her Rita or a
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: fascist on, was like posting Tyra's show. And then it ended.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: Now remember Tyra Beauty, No, no, no, no, I'm gonna
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: be real with you, lazy.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: I ain't heard nothing from Tyra in fifteen years. I
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: thought she was not doing anything, and like she's been
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: doing a lot.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah she's a busy lady. Yes, So this was her
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: multi level marketing scheme. So Tyra told the TV Critics Association.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: When the Tyra Banks Show ended, I was like I'm
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: done with talk. I'm gonna hunt her down, go to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: business school and really focus on the business side of
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: my career. Business. So by business school, she meant Harvard.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Harvard's non degree granting course. Hmm.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Harvard non degree granting course.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Called the nine week Owner President Management Program. A lot
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: of words in there, which has no formal educational requirements. Damn.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: You can go to Harvard with nothing.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: You can go to Harvard with no education.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: Yes, give a certificate and it's given you gotta print
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: it yourself. Like they're not even going they they just send.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: You a link and be like, here you go, bro.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Harvard non real degree. Yeah so yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: They don't even refer to them as students. They call
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: them clients.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: Damn.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: It's designed specifically for presidents and CEOs of companies over
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: ten million dollars.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Like making over ten million dollars annually.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: Tyra said she wanted to educate herself as much as
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: she could to help her salesforce rake in what she
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: calls bank signs. So Tyra, she said on her website,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: my goal is to help you be the CEO of
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: your life.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: Uh huh.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: You can start your own business by selling Tyra beauty products.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: I am galvanizing a community of entrepreneurs called what do
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: you want to call these entrepreneurs? And then I'll tell
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: you what she calls them.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: I would call the entrepreneurs. Uh, they old bank rolls.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: I like that, Oh, bank, bankroll the bank.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: You need to be on her team.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: I know. Yeah, you're looking for a job. Yeah, you need.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: You need to be working with Tyra because she called
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: them beauty tainers.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: Beauty tainers.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm reveal with you, man, Tyra do sound like
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: black woman Donald Trump?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to say it.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: It sound like it's crazy. It's crazy.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: It's not that bad.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: She's not as evil as as racist as he is.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Hell, he's he's that's a different. She'd just be doing anything.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: She doing anything.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: She's like if Donald Trump had two loving parents, because
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: you know, he's inflicting a lot of that pain on
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: us because he ain't getting no hugs, get no hugs.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: Used to be a fucking Democrat.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: He got a million dollars and was like, get on
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: up out of the hill, bum.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: And Biden lived rick free in his head because he's like, damn,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: I wish I could be as cool as him niggas
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: damn and he.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Was mad about January sixth.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: You know the funniest thing that he said, what it
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: was like January sixth, Like my fa the people they
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: didn't look as good as I thought they would.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: The people they look as good as I thought they
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: look good, they didn't look as good.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was mad that his fans was ugly. He
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: was like, y'all supposed to be sexy storm in the Capitol.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: And honestly, on Tyra Banks would have said the same.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 8: She would have been like, with all these ugly people
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: in this room.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: Come out here representing me like this, we was rooting
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: for you. And that's why I appreciate y'all because y'all
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: be looking nice and good.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: When y'all beautiful, beautiful.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you for putting that ship on.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: So as we are wrapping up here, yes, so beauty tainers, right, beauty.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: So she said, Okay, I know some of y'all probably
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: heard the music when he first walked in here, and
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: it was like a little ominous scary. That's how she
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: was like.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she was like, yeah, the first song I heard
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: was from Sinners. That's why even for the first people.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: I walked in and gall was listening the sinners coming in.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: I was like, god, I mean it was black right,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: it was.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: What I thought.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: There was a choice was.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: Like steel, I said, steal stuff. And then I was like,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: they probably don't think this is a trap because I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: got this fucking music on. Like I'm like, I'm like,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: I can't. I need to put a period in between
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: say the next sentence, like like I'm Jesus at the
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Last Supper, like if you.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: Me, you betray me. And they was like, we can't
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: steal to this music, which means the people that did
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: steal to that music.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: Tenderloin or something.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: So yeah, she said that she's gonna train her beauty
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: tainters with her team and the art of fusing beauty
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: and entertainment.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: What could those two words go together? Ass and racking.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Them up into bank signs. Every new beauty tainer was
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: assigned to an established beauty tainer crew and to be
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: an active beautytainer.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: This is now.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: Listen how long did this go on?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: This It might still be going now.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: Look, don't don't be ashamed, don't be ashamed. There's anybody
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: in this room entertainer.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Is anybody a beauty anybody.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: A beautytainer in here?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: No, okay what you're saying, no said, no, thank you?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: Okay, you can tell us after the show us.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Listen. You don't have to confess now, you're bequest writer.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Now listen. If you want to be a beautytainer in
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: the future, all you need is one hundred and fifty dollars.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Now you can either sell one hundred and fifty dollars
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: worth of product, or you can give her one hundred
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 4: and fifty dollars beauty Also like just a little fifty
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: nine dollars to enroll.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: You gotta give one hundred and fifty dollars and fifty
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: nine dollars to enroll.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just two ninety nine just to you trying
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: to be a beauty tainer.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: You know what you gotta pay to be beautiful?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: I get it yer after you pay your fees and
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: order products.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: We have the six minute tie over kit.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: Six minute tieover kit.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: It's gonna tie you over.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: It's gonna tie you over.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: The smies eyes shadow smies.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: Where your eyes are smiling. Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: We got the stick with me make up setting sprits.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: We found the person who a beauty tainer.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: Back there we go.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: I think we heard a beauty tantor.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got the oops eyeliner, which is definitely something
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: you want to hear when you're putting something near your eye.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oops oops.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: And then also we got menaga.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: Brown, Minaja brown.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Which I don't want my eyebrows to fuck like, yeah, I.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Actually want them to be separate.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: Also a minaja ain't that three?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: Minaja brown, manaja brow. She's trying to put them all together.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: We don't need to look at this. I want to
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: tell you the story of a woman, okay, fine, a
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: woman that stayed married to hernger than she should have
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: because she didn't have the money or the independence to
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: leave a marriage that she felt was no longer a
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: positive and she's recruiting. One day she found domestic abuse
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: to that marriage.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: And she moved her kids to a one day what.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: A crazy position in a video.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: Of Los Angeles, California.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Why should she step in the house?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: A little one shared, a tiny girl.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: She said, look at this.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: There was her children on that first night in that
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: one bedroom apartment that in one year they would move
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: to an apartment with two bedrooms.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: She did just that, I want to be clear. She
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: has a chair behind her.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: Promised her kids that in one year they would move
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: to a safer area.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 8: Ah, she she was able to get.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Into their three bedroom dream home.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 10: That woman was my mama and one of those.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Kids, and my mama isn't somebody that thinks outside of
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: the box. If there was a more modern and so the.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 8: First one, we're gonna move to a two band room.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 8: But we're still in the hood.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 10: Man, So what is tyra beauty?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: And how did my mama struggle lead me? I'm sorry what,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go back to the video, but I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: why she why was she like, can someone go do
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: poor b roll? Like, yeah, one of poor pictures. Can
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: we find a stairwell that's so dirty?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 8: Let's find a stairwell with paint chipped off of it.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Can we find one of those windows with the bars
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: that's gonna really get it across? And then she's like,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: and that was my mother.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 8: Let's find a two bedroom apartment that don't have a
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 8: door on the front, on in front of the building.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Why would she do this?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: She's so serious?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Please, it's real.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: I love that she was, like my mama moved us.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 8: She was like, I promise we're gonna get back to
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: the ghetto. Though when we moved we had a Twopever,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: Mama wasn't.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Doing that great at the time.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: But gunshots were still flying through the air.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: But then eventually she got it together and got us
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: a home. And you can do that too with Tyra Beauty.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: She acted like her mama did.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: Tyra Beauty.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: How do you want to advertise, yo, Mama's success story.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 8: The beautiful people in the hood too. What beauty got
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 8: to do with getting out the hood? Man, there's a
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: lot of beautiful people in the hood.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Honestly, Beauty gets you out of the hood.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: Beauty gets you out of here.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 8: Maybe beauty and dribbling the basketball get you out of
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: the hook, lord.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: And also being smart. Looking at all our computer kids
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: in here.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 8: Man, it ain't none of these was who grew up
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 8: in the hood, who grew up in the hood here, Yeah,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 8: there you go, all there you go, there you go.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: So you saw you saw some of them them stairwells
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: with the steroid.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 8: You saw them windows with the bars. He was like,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: I'm home. I didn't know I was going to see
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: home when I got to this show. Sorry, man, I
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 8: grew up on the South Side of Chicago. I grew
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: up in the hood. Bro I grew up in the hood.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: I grew up in the hood. I get you.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: Hannah was saying, I didn't stay strong. Damn so ty.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: She came out of modeling retirement to return the Sports
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Illustrated Right, but she got a new name. Now, remember
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: she got fifty eleven names. Now we're on bank X.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Honestly she beat elon to it. She threw an X
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: on it.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 8: She she like changed her like name.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, she wants to new symbol.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: She said. The X symbolized xing out cook like cookie
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: cutter beauty.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 8: But why should still use b A N?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: Then just use X.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Use X. Yeah, ban X is kind of.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: It sounds like the mad as a teen, I sound like.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 8: A high blood pressure medication.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: X. Now that I've started using ban X, my days
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: are brighter.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: I have time to play with my grandchildren.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 7: I could do the things I never could do before.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: And now all of a sudden, I want a bicyclethtime. Yeah,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: and so she said, bank X ban X.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: Banks. Oh, it's still supposed to be banks.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Damn, I can't read.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 8: Hey, that's not on us. That's heard with that dumb ass.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: Why did you.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: Say something, Luke, you knew I was saying pan X
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: and it was Banks.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: We was up here talking about it like it's medicine. Hell,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 8: it was like, this is medicine.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, sis, thank you.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: I appreciate it. You relate to a nigga who had
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: bars on his windows. He don't even tell you shit,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 8: I don't tell you nothing, man.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: Not pam X Banks. Fine, I can't read good no more.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: Apparently so no, I.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 8: Think not knowing how to pronounce b a n X
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 8: is okay what.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: She said that Banks is her.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: It's also every woman.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: Banks represents rebirth and that beauty in boundaries can always
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: be broken. Wow, Now before we go, this is the
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: next logical place that we have to go. Okay, and
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: it's gonna make so much sense. This is Tyra's next adventure.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: Theme park Hell.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how you gotta do a
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: little theme park sometimes.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: I love a theme park.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 8: You know how you gotta do a little love a
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: theme park. Everybody who knows me, No, I love a
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 8: theme park.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: I literally just saw a TikTok video of people having
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: to walk off the six flags ride and somebody in
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: the comments was like, oh, bitch, if I have to
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: walk off this whole, I'm on five of them flags
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: when I get to the ground, because what do you mean?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 8: Hey, you get stuck?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: Tyra. Tyra entered the theme park industry, and she's a
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: known Disney lover.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: Doesn't that make sense that she's a Disney adult?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 7: Where my Disney people at?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 8: There we go? I see.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: So she made this theme park called Model Lands after
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: the book. She ran it back, ran it back now. Listen.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Model Lands was at the Santa Monica Place shopping mall,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: because you know how theme parks be at the mall.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I also to say, theme park and ten thousand
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: square foot don't go together. Theme parks are bigger than that.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: That's a store.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: It's whatever you wanted. Your mind is a vibe. Theme
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: park is a feeling. Right now?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: We we in a theme park?
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  Speaker 8: Who?
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  Speaker 9: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? See yes about theme park? So yeah, ten thousand
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  Speaker 4: square foot And she taken it as an immersive experience.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: I love that because it's so vague. It could mean anything.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: What does immersive really mean?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: It means that if you white, they might put you
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 8: in blackface. Wait, this is in art. This is near
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 8: US Santa Monica Place. Yes, that's why I never heard
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: of that all in my life.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: I ain't never heard of it eacha. So it opened
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: two years after it was supposed to because we know
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: she loves to be late.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's obviously half the size that was supposed
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: to be. You pay for a regular or VIP ticket
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: and you walk through a series of themed rooms at
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: the mall.
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  Speaker 8: So we got the beauty tis what's it called again?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 8: The beautician? What's the beauty?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 7: The beauty tankers?
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's let's immerse herselves. Everyone ready to be immersed?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: Immersed?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm ready, We're ready. I still love tyr. I'm ready, y'all?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: Is y'all immersed?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 8: This looks like something I will spend two dollars and
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: thirty two cents on.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Even the mannequin looked tired. Yeah, he looks like she
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: want to be there.
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  Speaker 8: Hell yeah, and baby, y'all.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: Couldn't get a tablecloth for this table?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: Why am I looking? Why am I looking at raw
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: table foots?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 8: This is yeah, man, we got the table showing feet,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 8: not raw tablefoot This table ain't got no shoes on
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 8: or nothing. Table ain't got no shoes on. The mannequin naked, put.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: A coat on their baby.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: The mannequin ain't got no at all.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: And then she got three weeks just a mannequins. This
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: is the immersion.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: What you're supposed to do at the gloves? What is
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: this immerse?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: What the is gonna do with being a model?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: I don't I don't know, but look, somebody is immersing themselves.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: Look at the back as a photo booth there.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: See.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks kind of sad whatever this photo booth is,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: but they look like they immersing.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: For people who are listening to the podcast and can't
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: see this shit. The description I'm discussing this is it
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 8: looks like shit.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Close captioning it looks like shit. Oh man, Yeah, but
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: that's that's the VIP ticket, Josey, y'all need to get immersed.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 8: That's the VIP ticket, got it?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: So you know, I do want to say this before
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: I move on from this.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: She said that her theme park was a natural extension
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: of the mission she began with on America's Next Top Model.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: She said, my empathy for women in general increased through
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: the experience, and now.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 7: He knows lies. I hear you back there.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: And now with modeling, I'm taking at ten steps forward,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: giving people the opportunity to engage with the elusive world
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: by opening it up to everyone.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: Three wigs and.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: A raw table. Guys, we've been missing out. Now all right,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: black people, we've reached the end of the show. I know,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: I know. Wait, I have a hot mic. I'll let
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: two people come up and give me listening to letters,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: and then we have to get the fuck out of here.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: I have someone screams, so I know that they're coming.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: So the last thing here hot ice cream. So smise
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: and dream.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: Smiles and dream.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's the hot ice cream.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 7: Oh she actually got hot ice cream.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: She'd be on that toilet, boy, like this was to
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: be for my bones, she'd be on your bones are
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: gonna be so good?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't make sense. And it's not a real thing.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: It's not melted ice cream, it's not a latte, it's
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: not crem on glay.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Did I say that right?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Book?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: It's a new invention. Guys. Here's Tyra talking about her
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: company and its legacy.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: I'm actually not going to play that because I don't
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: care to.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: So this hot ice cream is only available in Sydney,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: Australia and for some reason at her ice cream parlor
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Smize and dream. After an Australian reporter asked this, basically,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 4: the Australian reporter was like, bro, fuck going on, what
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: is this? What is selling to put in our mouths ma'am?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: And so then he a petty person, and I do
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: love the petty community.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: Wow, the petty committee really smarts.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 8: Eddy is here.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Thank you for acknowledging the petty community. Of course, I
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: got y'all. I got y'all.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: So someone looked it up and they said, you can't
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: call something ice cream unless it has ten milk fat.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: So hot ice cream now be referred to as hot
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: SMI cream.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 8: I admire as woman's audacity. I fucking love it. I
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: love it. A black woman with audacity is the best thing.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: And I got down. I fucking love it. I love it.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: We should let more black women get away with this
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: type of shit.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: Love it.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: We deserve it.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 8: We deserve it.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: We worked so hard, Yes, uplifting society doing all the movements.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 8: Yes makes smiles cream girl, you do your things.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: Smiles do you think, yeah, there there it is.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's her way.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 8: She got an ice cream mustache again, you get the
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 8: ice cream, went.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: Back to got milk. Maybe that's where she was inspired.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 7: That's what she was inspired.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: She said, got milk, and now I got smiles, creak
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: cream beautiful.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Oh oh in the flavors, I didn't read the flavors.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 8: We'll we got we got.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: Wake up and smell the crunchy.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that makes sense. Love the smell of crunchy All
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 8: night love? Why not all night love?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: Is that like all nine long?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: Well, she listened to line riche and was.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 8: Like, probably all night probably yeah.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: And then purple cookie mom Star.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: She was high as hell when she said maybe that
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: one fuck she was high as fuck.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: Sure, she looked, boy, honestly, maybe we all need to
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: be eaten smies when we're high.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Eating when you're high. We don't know what it is.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: Don't act like y'all ate some shit when y'all was
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: hit and was really kind of questionable. Mm hmmm. So
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: all right, I have a microphone here and I will
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: take two guests. If you want to be the fastest one,
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: if you want to tell me about your hand.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 8: You see the longest arm in hand I've ever seen
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: in the back right there.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: You raise your hand.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you gotta have to turn the lights up.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: Come on, you standing up?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 8: Come up? Come on, come on. Yeah, you're right there,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 8: right there.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, you better walk, you better walk the runway.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's one.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, you better come on in your car.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, I'm so happy to talk with you.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you drying you specifically?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 13: No, I am intoxicated with life. I'm so excited to
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 13: be in the community here. And I'm what, yes, very excited.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 13: I stole that from my Like, I'm gonna tell you.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm gonna come over here because I.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: Like, god, damn, I think I need to hold your hand.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 8: So cute?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: All right, what's up?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 9: Okay?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 13: So, so I stole your intro for my I host
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 13: one hundred thousand real estate agents, and I stole my
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 13: intro to my education thing.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 9: And I say, you know what, real stagents, I'm excited.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 13: And now I have them saying saying for what? For
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 13: anything real estate related? But what I'm saying is like,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 13: im so I'm.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: Excited for like a bus, binch, anything for anything?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 9: Not did you get me excited?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 13: About anything anything. Okay, So what I want to ask
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 13: you is.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, we haven't even gotten to the question.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, because bor I was confused as hell O
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 8: was that what the fuck are you talking about? My question?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 8: My question is what are you excited about?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, don't make me cry. You know what I'm excited about.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: I'm excited about tonight and being present here with all
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: of you. And I'm also excited that my friends and
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: family came. I'm excited to see people that I.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: Love and I love all of you.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what's your name? My friend, Nikki? What's your name again, Nikki, Jackiees.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 13: I loved your commentary. I thought you were really funny.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: Thank you now, Nikki.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 9: I didn't know what to expect, Lacy, And actually, let
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 9: me tell you a story real quick.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 8: Let me tell you story.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 9: Let me tell you a story real quick.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 8: So actually I saw you.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 13: I loved you, I loved you, I love you.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: Ah ship. They not called the sad man all you, Nikki, Nimi,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: I love you, thank you for coming up and sharing
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: a moment with me. They don't called samman on you.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 9: I love you, I love you, thank you.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: They gave they all like they literally all was all right,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: we have time for one more.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 10: All I want to say is white people really do
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 10: be shared all their business, right, White people sharing all
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 10: their business like unasked. Have you noticed that, Oh yeah,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 10: this is my friend people.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: No, no, it's cool, it's cool.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you have to costplays to help. You know.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: They'd be like, oh, you know, I was just talking
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: about that. They want to sit on the porch and
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: drink lemonade.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: I just told you if you if you listen to
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: Brendan Cole's Goodn't podcast, I told you all white people
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 4: miss us. They love chatting with us. They miss black friends.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 7: They miss us.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: They love black friends.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 9: I love lemonade.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 14: But I am half white, you half white, Lacy. Have
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 14: you heard of the sherpas who are taking people. Yeah,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 14: they take him to the top of Everest for the
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 14: normal price whatever, and then they say, well, now you're here,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 14: so if you want to get back down, if you
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 14: want me to lead you back down, then you can
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 14: pay maybe like ten, maybe like twenty times that you're
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 14: gonna pay it. But they I am on the side
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 14: of those I have set escaped by all these rich
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 14: men who go and are like a hundred brand to
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 14: climb Everest, and.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: Those guys are the ones who died.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 14: Like most often it's the sherpa who die on those excursions.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 14: They're getting paid ship like they should scam all the
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 14: rich men climbing over.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: Is that? Sam shot up to the one sherpa who
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: probably had that idea. He was like, like, we would
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: lean all these people up the mountain and we only
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: want we don't walk.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and they gotta be all white man too, because
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 8: if it was me, I'll be like, Nigga, I'm getting
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 8: on your back. You you ain't gonna be able to
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 8: walk without me.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: He needs to. I mean, I get on the back,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: but I'll hold on to an ankle. Were riding down,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: were riding down together, all right.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 8: Congregation, the congregation. Give it up to y'allselves. Give it
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 8: up to y'allself.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 8: Also because I know she won't do it. I know
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 8: today because.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 7: I know she won't do it.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 8: Give it up a Lacey. Give it up a Lacey
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 8: right now. The scam godness. Like I said, I've known
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 8: I've known Lacey for ten months. I've known Lacey for
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 8: ten months, and we came up, We came up together
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: in the la comedy scene, and it's really dope to
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 8: see what you're doing. I love you.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 7: I'm proud of you. Keep doing your thing, keep doing
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 7: your thing.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 8: I love it.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: I'm proud of all of you. Every day getting out
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: of bed is a fucking accomplished Yeah.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 8: And sometimes you don't even get up on time. Yeah.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 8: We on the same flight tomorrow and watch I'm gonna
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 8: be on that plane tomorrow by myself. Why were you
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 8: at lazy.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: So y'all just gonna roast me at the end of
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: my shoulder.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: That's how y'all feel, well, congregation, Please get home safely.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: If you didn't have an opportunity to steal something off
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: of the table, you might as well go and get
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: you some.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: Thank you all so much for being here. Please get
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: home safely.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: Tonight Godess Scamp Got the Stars and it's hosted by
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: Me Lacy mostly Scam Goddess. Our producer is Jessica.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: Cisneiros and our audio engineer is Rich Garcia.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: Research for the show is conducted by Kate Doyle Stay
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  Speaker 4: skim in