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33 - Blake Lively, Traitors, RHOSLC, RHOBH, RHOP, 90 Day Before the 90 Days, and 90 Day TOW · Rather Be Rotting

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SPEAKER_01: Welcome to Rather Be Running, where two sisters who should really be doing something more productive and site all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos, because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello.
0:30
SPEAKER_00: How's it going?
0:32
SPEAKER_02: You want to explain to the people why, in order to record this podcast, your boyfriend had to text me and ask if I was ready?
0:39
SPEAKER_02: Because my phone was dead.
0:41
SPEAKER_00: Why else?
0:42
SPEAKER_00: Have you met me?
0:43
SPEAKER_00: Uh never not.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, that doesn't seem surprising or interesting in the slightest.
0:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, you have uh you have a parent in town.
0:53
SPEAKER_00: Yes, my boyfriend's dad is here.
0:55
SPEAKER_00: So we've been having fun.
0:58
SPEAKER_00: Today we went bowling.
1:00
SPEAKER_02: Fun.
1:01
SPEAKER_00: It was super fun.
1:02
SPEAKER_00: The food at the bowling alley was actually really good.
1:04
SPEAKER_00: It's like a really cool bowling alley in like this in Highland Park.
1:08
SPEAKER_00: Um and then we went to get we went to an open house in Highland.
1:13
SPEAKER_02: We love an open house.
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SPEAKER_00: Great place.
1:15
SPEAKER_00: 1.7 mil, just a cool 1.7.
1:18
SPEAKER_00: Where was it?
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SPEAKER_00: Highland Park.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:21
SPEAKER_00: And then we went to a record store and he bought us some records.
1:25
SPEAKER_00: The gift of music.
1:27
SPEAKER_00: What records?
1:28
SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
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SPEAKER_00: We got Steely Dan, Crosby Stills and Nash, and then he bought us a Van Morrison one that I picked out that I was gonna buy.
1:36
SPEAKER_00: Well yeah, we got a lot to listen to tonight.
1:39
SPEAKER_00: So fun.
1:40
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:40
SPEAKER_00: What have you been doing?
1:41
SPEAKER_00: You've been watching Shaws of Sunset all day, huh?
1:44
SPEAKER_02: Lots of Shaws.
1:45
SPEAKER_02: We did.
1:46
SPEAKER_02: My husband and I went to go paint some pottery because we are elderly and just getting everything ready for the big alleged snowstorm that's coming our way tomorrow.
1:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, tomorrow you're gonna be in the thick of it.
2:00
SPEAKER_00: I guess we'll see.
2:01
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait to see and hear all about it.
2:04
SPEAKER_00: I'm glad you have all your um you've stocked up.
2:07
SPEAKER_00: You have all the things that you'll need.
2:09
SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's really no need to stock up.
2:12
SPEAKER_02: It's gonna snow for a day.
2:14
SPEAKER_02: Like people need to calm down.
2:16
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's way worse here in LA.
2:18
SPEAKER_00: Remember that like hurricane storm thing?
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SPEAKER_02: It's even here, like going to the stores and the shelves are cleared out.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like it's gonna snow a lot in one day, but one day.
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SPEAKER_00: People are so dramatic.
2:31
SPEAKER_00: And you know why?
2:32
SPEAKER_00: Because the media.
2:34
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
2:35
SPEAKER_02: So there's lots happening in the world.
2:39
SPEAKER_02: To the surprise of no one, Kyle Cook and Amanda Batullah have gone their separate ways, officially.
2:46
SPEAKER_00: They never should have gotten married.
2:48
SPEAKER_00: Do normal people that shouldn't get married get married as much as the reality TV stars?
2:54
SPEAKER_00: I mean I I guess.
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SPEAKER_00: Like look at Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney.
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SPEAKER_00: Like they never should have gotten married.
3:03
SPEAKER_00: I assume Kyle and Amanda from Summer House are the same.
3:06
SPEAKER_00: I don't watch.
3:07
SPEAKER_02: Pretty similar.
3:08
SPEAKER_02: I mean, Amanda is a just a nice gal.
3:12
SPEAKER_02: She's not like tequila Katie.
3:16
SPEAKER_00: Tequila Katie is not always tequila Katie.
3:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, Amanda is never that way, but I'm just saying, they're similar in the way that they never should have gotten married to each other.
3:25
SPEAKER_02: I think a good rule of thumb is like if you fight a lot pre-marriage, it's probably gonna continue.
3:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, marriage doesn't fix it.
3:35
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
3:36
SPEAKER_00: Let that be a lesson.
3:38
SPEAKER_00: Um, but even bigger, I think, is we got new Blake text messages, which I am devastated that I didn't have time to look through all the court docs before we took to the mic.
3:49
SPEAKER_00: I just couldn't have it couldn't happen this week.
3:53
SPEAKER_00: But what I've seen is embarrassing for her soul.
3:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I mean, I've really only read through the text between her and Taylor.
4:02
SPEAKER_02: Who amongst?
4:04
SPEAKER_02: Um, that's really all that I cared about.
4:09
SPEAKER_00: You didn't care about her asking Ben Affleck to watch her movie, and she would love JLo's opinion as well.
4:15
SPEAKER_02: No, but her asking JLo's opinion tells you everything you need to know about her.
4:20
SPEAKER_00: And she was also emailing with Matt Damon asking him to watch the movie.
4:25
SPEAKER_02: It's like so crazy to me.
4:27
SPEAKER_00: And Ryan, the way Ryan would chime in at times, like it's so weird.
4:32
SPEAKER_02: And it's like the way that she and Taylor were texting each other, like what I do feel bad, especially the text messages of like alluding to a rift in their friendship a little bit.
4:47
SPEAKER_02: Feel like it wasn't even involved in the case, so I don't even know why that needed to come out, and I feel kind of bad about that.
4:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't.
4:54
SPEAKER_02: But I read the whole thing many times.
4:57
SPEAKER_00: They were long, those texts back and forth about their friendship rift.
5:01
SPEAKER_00: I need more information.
5:03
SPEAKER_02: Well, we might get some.
5:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then I mean, I mean, um, Brandon Sklinar has been roped in, like, he talked about 1923, the show he did, and how he didn't like it.
5:16
SPEAKER_00: Somehow that's in there now.
5:17
SPEAKER_00: Like, I gotta get my eyes on more of this.
5:21
SPEAKER_02: So, what's gonna happen?
5:23
SPEAKER_00: You know, there's gonna be a trial in March.
5:26
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
5:27
SPEAKER_00: And I mean, Taylor could be called to testify, Matt Damon could be called to testify.
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SPEAKER_02: Fingers crossed, they all get called.
5:35
SPEAKER_00: The fact that she's begging these people to watch her cut is so embarrassing.
5:39
SPEAKER_00: And you know what?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know if everyone knows this.
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SPEAKER_00: The test audiences who didn't know anything like Justin Baldoni's cut better.
5:46
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_02: I do remember that.
5:48
SPEAKER_00: And she didn't care, she was gonna keep asking whoever she needed to ask.
5:53
SPEAKER_00: The fact that the world knows that Taylor and Justin Baldoni were talking to each other, and Taylor said she loved the pages.
6:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:05
SPEAKER_00: When Taylor didn't even read the pages, yeah, is so embarrassing.
6:10
SPEAKER_00: Like that text of Blake saying, Really, like, I really what I want you to say is that you're freaking out over my pages.
6:17
SPEAKER_00: Because I had I did read all the texts between Justin and Blake from back in that the time.
6:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:24
SPEAKER_00: And Justin said to her to Blake, I admire your passion.
6:29
SPEAKER_00: And Blake sent this long response, like, you know, like I really worked really hard writing these pages, and you know, Ryan loved them, and you know, I really thought I would hear more from you, especially after you heard how much Taylor loved my pages.
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SPEAKER_02: Like why would Justin care about that?
6:44
SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, she thinks because Taylor's the biggest star in the world.
6:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, but I mean that's like using your friend, and Taylor's like, I'll do anything for you, but like why?
6:55
SPEAKER_00: I would to put your friend in that position.
6:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well like I hope Justin's here when you get here, so you can lie about how much you love what I did just to take him down.
7:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it just seems she's just not a nice person.
7:11
SPEAKER_00: I mean, and we can go back to the beginning with the wardrobe choices.
7:14
SPEAKER_00: She hijacked the wardrobe and made them buy an all-new wardrobe.
7:17
SPEAKER_00: And as soon as paparazzi shots from set started coming out, everyone hated the wardrobe.
7:23
SPEAKER_00: They were talking about how disgusting it is.
7:25
SPEAKER_00: And to go back and see her, like, oh, I think it would be so much sexier with the hat, like Oh my god, that horrible hat.
7:31
SPEAKER_00: And I don't want to get it twisted because if she's a victim of a predator, I mean, absolutely, and the court will decide, the jury will decide.
7:40
SPEAKER_00: But I just don't think she is.
7:42
SPEAKER_00: I don't think you can say that and throw a mic to our nine listeners.
7:48
SPEAKER_00: I I think two things can be true.
7:50
SPEAKER_00: I think they can both be terrible people.
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe I mean the way that she talks about this man, I mean, he had to have done something.
7:59
SPEAKER_02: I think I think he just didn't want to let her overhaul it.
8:05
SPEAKER_02: That's what I think.
8:06
SPEAKER_02: And she wanted to have her way.
8:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:09
SPEAKER_00: That's what I think.
8:10
SPEAKER_00: She did.
8:10
SPEAKER_00: She wanted control of every single thing.
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SPEAKER_00: And the amount of times she wrote when she was begging people to watch, I rewrote and re-edited this whole movie myself and directed it.
8:19
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I I just think it's as simple as that.
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SPEAKER_02: She wanted to control it, she wanted it her way, and he didn't want to let that happen.
8:28
SPEAKER_00: And so therefore, here we are.
8:31
SPEAKER_00: Because she, you know, she points to unscripted advances.
8:35
SPEAKER_00: She kissed him unscripted improv.
8:39
SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's a fine line.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: I feel like those things need to be worked out, you know, with like an intimacy coordinator or whatever.
8:46
SPEAKER_02: But definitely.
8:48
SPEAKER_00: And she didn't even want to meet with the intimacy coordinator before shooting.
8:52
SPEAKER_00: She said, I'm good.
8:54
SPEAKER_00: I don't know how to help her then.
8:57
SPEAKER_00: I mean, and Ryan.
8:58
SPEAKER_00: Honestly, Ryan just looks so pathetic and cringe.
9:01
SPEAKER_00: I just I can't stand either of them, to be honest.
9:03
SPEAKER_00: If she's a victim of a predator, then I hope she gets what she wants, but like I don't want to I don't want to see her anymore in anything.
9:10
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
9:11
SPEAKER_00: She's not coming out good.
9:14
SPEAKER_00: She's not.
9:14
SPEAKER_00: And like I said, if I haven't made this clear, I'm not on Justin Baldoni's side.
9:19
SPEAKER_00: Lil, however, I just sides with the with the alleged predator, but I will not.
9:25
SPEAKER_02: I have some skepticism, is how I feel.
9:30
SPEAKER_00: I mean, like they say, like Taylor said this will never happen to anyone again once he got taken down.
9:38
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it is true that they're only hearing Blake's version.
9:41
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
9:43
SPEAKER_00: So anyway, I'd like to get into more of it.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, next I mean by next week it won't matter, but uh trust and believe I I will find time to sift through all these docs.
9:53
SPEAKER_00: They just kept coming out.
9:55
SPEAKER_02: Well, thank God that you'll find the time.
9:58
SPEAKER_00: In other news, we got a new Harry Style song, and I do not like I have not listened.
10:04
SPEAKER_00: What?
10:05
SPEAKER_02: Uh it passed me.
10:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't I'm not sure how.
10:08
SPEAKER_00: I think it's pretty boring, I gotta say.
10:12
SPEAKER_02: Well then maybe I don't need to listen.
10:15
SPEAKER_00: I don't think you need to.
10:16
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
10:17
SPEAKER_00: Alright, shall we get into what really matters right now?
10:22
SPEAKER_02: The one episode of the traitors that we got?
10:26
SPEAKER_00: Okay, it was one episode, but it was a magnificent episode.
10:29
SPEAKER_00: You know how people overuse the term screaming, crying, throwing up?
10:33
SPEAKER_00: Like I almost was doing those things.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: I hate to jump ahead, but Alan did say on something he's being interviewed by somebody that He was being interviewed by Entertainment Tonight.
10:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, sorry.
10:44
SPEAKER_02: That the next episode is gonna like blow all our heads off.
10:49
SPEAKER_00: His exact quote was when you hear the word banquet, gird your loins.
10:53
SPEAKER_02: Which is very exciting.
10:55
SPEAKER_00: I know! And just to get the visuals, I mean, since we're already jumping ahead, that picture of Colton and his like crop top suit jacket and his pearl whatever that is, and his his crystal gold crown.
11:11
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that image will stay with me forever.
11:13
SPEAKER_00: I'd love to get it framed.
11:15
SPEAKER_02: I've been I've been I've I've been influenced to have my opinion changed of Colton because things were pointed out that I had forgotten about.
11:28
SPEAKER_00: Like what, Laverate?
11:29
SPEAKER_02: The stalking of Cassie, the harassment.
11:33
SPEAKER_00: Yes, he stalked the woman that he chose on The Bachelor, who never wanted to be with him on The Bachelor.
11:39
SPEAKER_00: She was there for fame and Instagram followers, and she even told him, like, I don't want to do this anymore, I quit.
11:45
SPEAKER_00: And he like hopped a fence and like chased her, you know, like just out of frustration.
11:49
SPEAKER_00: Like, if I can't be with you, I don't want to be with anyone.
11:52
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, like any hostage victim on reality TV, like with the cameras on you, she smiled through her pain and just stayed with him for as long as she needed to until the press died down, and then she tried to leave him and he stalked her, harassed her, he had a restraining order taken against him, and I had just forgotten.
12:12
SPEAKER_02: And so I'm like, why are we why why did we cast him?
12:17
SPEAKER_02: That doesn't feel right.
12:18
SPEAKER_00: You know, I think that now that he's you know out and living his truth and he has this wholesome husband and cute, you know, life, I think that you know he's he's rehabbed his image.
12:30
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
12:31
SPEAKER_00: Like so many predatory men do.
12:33
SPEAKER_00: I don't like it.
12:36
SPEAKER_00: I I mean I am glad that Colton brought brought Lisa Renna out.
12:43
SPEAKER_00: The real Lisa.
12:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm not because I don't think she can save herself.
12:47
SPEAKER_02: How is she gonna save herself?
12:48
SPEAKER_02: What's the move?
12:49
SPEAKER_00: I mean, when Rob voted against her, oh I felt the Knights knife stabbing in my heart.
12:55
SPEAKER_00: Big ooh.
12:56
SPEAKER_00: Like I I felt the pain.
12:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was rough.
13:00
SPEAKER_00: It's like Plurbus.
13:01
SPEAKER_00: When Lisa feels pain, we all feel the pain.
13:04
SPEAKER_00: And if Rob isn't if I'm not like so attracted to Rob now, I don't know what is going on with me because his hair is a mess, his outfits are a mess.
13:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why, but but I don't know, unless she can find a way to deflect onto somebody else, she's screwed.
13:22
SPEAKER_00: I mean, we thought Ron was screwed for like seven weeks or however.
13:25
SPEAKER_02: And alas, he was and is gone.
13:27
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, but it took a long time.
13:29
SPEAKER_00: I mean, Colton, they're right.
13:31
SPEAKER_00: Colton throws out names every single week, and it's honestly not fair that Ron threw out one bad name in week one.
13:38
SPEAKER_00: And he's been he's literally, like uh Mark said, he's taken a beating every single time at the round table for one bad name.
13:45
SPEAKER_00: Colton has thrown out like four bad wrong names.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: I guess we'll see what happens.
13:51
SPEAKER_00: But I mean, we got the iconic line.
13:54
SPEAKER_00: Shall we say it together?
13:57
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it is.
13:59
SPEAKER_00: I was Lisa fucking Rina before the housewives, and I'll be Lisa fucking Rina after.
14:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was good.
14:06
SPEAKER_02: Did you also notice their obsession with the smoked salmon at breakfast?
14:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, did we figure out why?
14:13
SPEAKER_00: It must just be really good.
14:15
SPEAKER_02: Almost not put out enough.
14:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh yeah, because literally the first thing people do when they come in is like, who's all here?
14:21
SPEAKER_00: Okay, where's the smoked salmon?
14:23
SPEAKER_02: I gotta say, I'm really looking forward to the day that I can have that smoked salmon on a bagel again.
14:29
SPEAKER_00: I do not like.
14:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I do.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: Too too squishy and slimy for.
14:34
SPEAKER_02: You don't like sushi, like raw fish anyway, so I like it a little at times.
14:40
SPEAKER_02: Not enough.
14:40
SPEAKER_00: In moderation.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: I like hand rolls.
14:44
SPEAKER_02: You don't like real sushi.
14:46
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
14:47
SPEAKER_00: We just got we just got a lot of good stuff.
14:49
SPEAKER_00: We got we got well mostly I guess we just got Lisa versus Colton.
14:54
SPEAKER_00: That's what's really sticking out.
14:55
SPEAKER_02: That's really what that's really what what there was.
14:57
SPEAKER_00: But I liked it.
14:58
SPEAKER_00: Like, and yeah, Colton might be a bad guy, but that doesn't I mean I famously said I didn't want Jax to be off my TV.
15:07
SPEAKER_02: You did say that, and yet you're coming at me for not wanting to automatically ride off Justin Baldone.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: Well, if Colton and Cassie were in a lawsuit, I would take her side.
15:19
SPEAKER_00: I would, you know, I would love I I would love to see anyone in reality TV that can make it better.
15:24
SPEAKER_00: And Colton is.
15:25
SPEAKER_00: I mean, the fact that he came up to Lisa and said, I'll protect you when you're in the turret.
15:29
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that was funny.
15:32
SPEAKER_00: Like, he no one's done that before.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: No one's like thought about that.
15:35
SPEAKER_00: Like, I'll protect you as a traitor.
15:39
SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
15:41
SPEAKER_00: I mean, and this round table, I thought it was crazy.
15:43
SPEAKER_00: Like, they literally did not know what to do.
15:45
SPEAKER_00: They did not know.
15:46
SPEAKER_00: They were all flipping back and forth like moments before.
15:49
SPEAKER_00: Rob, I was holding my breath.
15:52
SPEAKER_00: He fucked up.
15:54
SPEAKER_00: And I was terrified for Lisa.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: I was terrified.
15:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh, me too.
15:58
SPEAKER_02: I thought for sure she was gonna get banished.
16:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, my heart was just going.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: I was like, we're done here.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: And I mean, why isn't anyone getting at Dorinda for not being loud enough as a housewife?
16:09
SPEAKER_02: I guess because she doesn't have the same reputation as Lisa.
16:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's true.
16:14
SPEAKER_00: And Lisa's outfit for next week is also gonna be one for the books.
16:18
unknown: Uh with the amulet.
16:20
SPEAKER_00: And the hat.
16:21
unknown: The hat.
16:22
SPEAKER_00: They almost who who picked these outfits for them?
16:25
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but I love they should get an Emmy also.
16:28
SPEAKER_00: Rob was wearing like a uh a tank top, like a sequin tank top with like a some sort of snake decoration on his arm.
16:37
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be great.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be great.
16:39
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's already it's been great.
16:41
SPEAKER_00: It's just gonna get better.
16:43
SPEAKER_00: And their idea of not taking a shield, like nobody take a shield.
16:46
SPEAKER_00: If you take a shield, you're out.
16:47
SPEAKER_00: Like that was something that's we've never seen before.
16:50
SPEAKER_02: Also rude.
16:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:54
SPEAKER_00: And Colton, you know what?
16:56
SPEAKER_00: You better murder me tonight.
16:57
SPEAKER_00: Because if you don't murder me tonight, I'm going after every single shield.
17:00
SPEAKER_00: That was his response to her line.
17:01
SPEAKER_00: Like, he I just love it.
17:03
SPEAKER_00: This is just the best show.
17:05
SPEAKER_00: It is the best show.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: I was like going like with glee, like squealing with glee the whole time.
17:11
SPEAKER_02: It was good, it was very good.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: So I'm I'm happy, I'm thrilled.
17:17
SPEAKER_02: Are you still happy and thrilled with Salt Lake?
17:20
SPEAKER_00: Um, yes, I actually am.
17:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I'm gonna say that I'm not.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: You don't like the re what the reunion?
17:28
SPEAKER_00: Let's not forget they gave us an incredible season with no skips.
17:31
SPEAKER_00: No way.
17:31
SPEAKER_00: So now we're uh we're at the reunion where they all sit and they you know they analyze everything that's happened over the season.
17:37
SPEAKER_00: It's it's not gonna be as good.
17:39
SPEAKER_02: I just like I feel like I'm watching Lisa and Meredith's eyes glaze over because they can't be bothered to engage anymore, and all they do is say, that's a lie.
17:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's not true.
17:49
SPEAKER_02: And it's like I can't I'm sick of it.
17:53
SPEAKER_00: Well, and when Angie brings up the fake Instagram account, I don't really like that either.
17:57
SPEAKER_00: Like those, it's a little I want to take things offline.
18:00
SPEAKER_02: What did you think about the the behind the scenes story we didn't know about about the the anti-Semitic manicureist?
18:08
SPEAKER_00: I think it's very simple.
18:10
SPEAKER_00: Brittany did not know that the manicurist was anti-Semitic when she gave him a ringing endorsement.
18:15
SPEAKER_00: Because why would she?
18:16
SPEAKER_00: She's not the brightest bulb.
18:19
SPEAKER_02: She's not gonna go do her research on this man's political belief.
18:22
SPEAKER_02: She got a free manicure.
18:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if someone offered me a free manicure, I guarantee you that I would not look into his past.
18:28
SPEAKER_02: And also, didn't Meredith get her nails done by him in the past too?
18:31
SPEAKER_00: Because she didn't know either.
18:32
SPEAKER_02: Right.
18:33
SPEAKER_02: You don't you can't know what you don't know.
18:35
SPEAKER_00: You can't call her a bigot.
18:37
SPEAKER_00: That's like insane.
18:38
SPEAKER_00: No, and if I were Britney, I would have walked off too because that was too much.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Meredith.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: Because of her anti-Semitic views, which is bananas.
18:52
SPEAKER_00: That's bananas.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't think that's true at all.
18:56
SPEAKER_00: But again, like I'm it's good draw.
18:59
SPEAKER_00: I I do like the drama.
19:01
SPEAKER_02: I just can't wait to get into next week when we talk about the Bronwyn and Todd of it all.
19:05
SPEAKER_00: You know, can we say still that this whole bigot situation was all to deflect from Andy's question of did you get a drink before you got on the plane?
19:14
SPEAKER_02: Because she never even answered it.
19:16
SPEAKER_00: And he's not holding her to it.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: He better hold her to it next week.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: He needs to.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: It'll piss me off if he never reasks it.
19:22
SPEAKER_00: Did you have a drink before you got on the plane?
19:24
SPEAKER_00: Yes, before we get into that, I want to accuse Britney of being a bigot.
19:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
19:29
SPEAKER_02: Well, that has something to do with the fact that you had mixed booze and pills.
19:33
SPEAKER_00: Did you catch that um Meredith said, or everyone said the stuff Meredith said on the plane was way worse than what they're saying, but they're all protecting her.
19:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:42
SPEAKER_00: I think now is the time.
19:44
SPEAKER_00: After now that she's calling um Britney a bigot, I think we need to hear what Meredith said about her on the plane.
19:49
SPEAKER_02: Let's let's air it all out.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: And we finally um know why no footage exists.
19:56
SPEAKER_00: Kind of.
19:57
SPEAKER_02: Kind of.
19:58
SPEAKER_02: It's the same shit we already suspected.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: That they just didn't want to film.
20:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: And Lisa finally corrected herself for the first time we heard her say frustrated instead of frustrated.
20:09
SPEAKER_02: At first she said frustrated, then she said frustrated.
20:13
SPEAKER_00: But we've never heard her say frustrated before with that, are there?
20:16
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: Not till now.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: We also got a little of Mary talking about Robert who's in jail.
20:23
SPEAKER_02: I feel for her, I think it's crazy she's not going to visit him, but you know, teach their own.
20:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, maybe it's too hard to see her little her, you know, that's your baby.
20:31
SPEAKER_00: Like, imagine the baby in your belly right now having to go visit him in jail.
20:34
SPEAKER_02: He will not be in jail.
20:36
SPEAKER_00: I bet that's what Mary said.
20:38
SPEAKER_00: You just never know.
20:40
SPEAKER_02: He just started moving when you said that.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: He's actively rejecting that sentiment.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: Or is he agreeing with it?
20:46
SPEAKER_02: No.
20:48
SPEAKER_00: But she's right.
20:49
SPEAKER_00: At some point, like she has to step back.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: She does, and I get also feeling like at least you know where he is.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: And I think she said that she knows he's not using, but I don't know.
21:00
SPEAKER_00: Can't you get drugs in jail?
21:02
SPEAKER_00: I think it's hard.
21:04
SPEAKER_00: Hopefully.
21:05
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I mean, we've seen it before.
21:08
SPEAKER_00: Remember who on Orange County's son died of an overdose after like just Oh, that girl from like season one.
21:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Lori.
21:17
SPEAKER_02: Lori.
21:18
SPEAKER_00: That's heartbreaking.
21:18
SPEAKER_00: It's just like you just there's nothing you can do.
21:21
SPEAKER_00: Addiction is so much more powerful than like any of us will ever understand.
21:26
SPEAKER_00: Thank God.
21:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:28
SPEAKER_00: I can't imagine it.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: Me neither.
21:31
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I am excited to hear honestly about all of their marriages.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: Me too, because I think Whitney's gonna spill some shit.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: And so is Lisa.
21:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Lisa.
21:39
SPEAKER_00: Didn't Andy say it looks like it looks like John is like trying to embarrass you on camera.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: Which I love.
21:46
SPEAKER_00: I mean, don't go on Housewives if you care about your marriage.
21:51
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
21:52
SPEAKER_00: If you care about staying with your husband.
21:54
SPEAKER_02: Or if you can like let anything come between.
21:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean it's marriages fail.
22:02
SPEAKER_00: Name one that's been successful on Housewives.
22:04
SPEAKER_02: Joe and Melissa Gorga.
22:06
SPEAKER_00: Name two.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: Lisa and Ken Todd.
22:10
SPEAKER_00: Lisa Renna and Harry Hamlin.
22:12
SPEAKER_02: Lisa Renna and Harry Hamlin.
22:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
22:15
SPEAKER_00: On Watch What Happens Live, the other day they played a game of who makes more on Cameo.
22:21
SPEAKER_00: This person or this person.
22:23
SPEAKER_00: And I should have like written down all the answers to play the game with you because it was shocking.
22:27
SPEAKER_00: But the most shocking revelation was that Lisa Vanderpump is on Cameo.
22:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
22:32
SPEAKER_00: Why is she on Cameo?
22:35
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: It's a great question.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: Maybe she's bored.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: But to find out who charged more than who, I mean, it's very lame to bring it up now because I don't have the reference, but it was shocking.
22:46
SPEAKER_02: I'll have to look into that.
22:48
SPEAKER_02: You wonder if anybody from Potomac makes a good amount on Cameo.
22:52
SPEAKER_02: I'd guess not.
22:54
SPEAKER_00: Why?
22:55
SPEAKER_02: Because I just think people wouldn't spend as much for any of the Potomac ladies as they would, perhaps for Elisa um Vanderpump.
23:04
SPEAKER_00: Perhaps.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: Especially not from Angel, but if anybody's gonna join Cameo, it might be a good one.
23:09
SPEAKER_02: There would be Angel.
23:11
SPEAKER_00: Should we get into Potomac then?
23:13
SPEAKER_02: Yes, so this trip continues to be horrible.
23:15
SPEAKER_02: I think so.
23:16
SPEAKER_02: This was a great episode, too.
23:18
SPEAKER_02: It was a good episode because the trip is so bad.
23:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:21
SPEAKER_02: Angel's trying to apologize on the private jet about their shitty living situation.
23:25
SPEAKER_00: Because half the girls she left with no water.
23:28
SPEAKER_00: Giselle did not have enough water to wash her ass.
23:34
SPEAKER_02: Giselle went in on her so hard.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: Invalid, but like woof.
23:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you be you beat Giselle and I'll be Angela, okay?
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Or do you want to be Angela and I'll be Giselle?
23:44
SPEAKER_02: I'll be Angela.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay, go ahead.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: Ladies, I just want to apologize for the situation at the house.
23:51
SPEAKER_00: It's too late.
23:52
SPEAKER_00: It's too late.
23:55
SPEAKER_02: I I tried to get in contact with I could not wash my ass.
24:00
SPEAKER_00: I had to handle it.
24:01
SPEAKER_00: Washing my ass is more important than a jet, honey.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: And scene.
24:06
SPEAKER_00: And scene.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, and then and then we can be Kay.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: Can we toast after this whole thing?
24:14
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, Giselle was coming in so hard at her.
24:17
SPEAKER_00: I had to fix it.
24:18
SPEAKER_00: I had to fix it.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: And I love how they always say accommodations.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: Ladies, I'm so sorry about your accommodations.
24:23
SPEAKER_00: Like they should Yep.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: And so Giselle's moving them to the four seasons.
24:27
SPEAKER_00: Giselle, aka the production show.
24:30
SPEAKER_02: And um, so that's gonna be fun to watch.
24:33
SPEAKER_02: But they take a minute to go to Aspen to go to Kimosabe.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: But first, I will say that I did actually feel bad for Angela.
24:41
SPEAKER_00: You mean because Angel, because it was a pylon.
24:44
SPEAKER_00: I mean, she's saying sorry.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:48
SPEAKER_00: And they just can't like sucks.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: Like, it's hard because she sucks.
24:53
SPEAKER_00: But she kept it really cool if Giselle was yelling at me like that.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: I'd crumble.
24:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, me too.
24:59
SPEAKER_00: And like she did not crack until lunch.
25:02
SPEAKER_00: She made it to lunch without cracking.
25:04
SPEAKER_00: I think that's um, and can I also give a shout out to Stacy who ate her contacts?
25:09
SPEAKER_00: That really made me laugh.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: That was I wanted to vomit when she said that.
25:13
SPEAKER_00: I was like, did you notice that Wendy looked unrecognizable in this episode?
25:19
SPEAKER_02: No.
25:20
SPEAKER_00: She had a completely different face.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: I didn't notice that at all.
25:23
SPEAKER_00: Check it out next week because I think they'll still be an Aspen.
25:26
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so we go to chimosabe and Angel is explaining chemosabe to us.
25:30
SPEAKER_02: As if we don't already know as viewers.
25:33
SPEAKER_00: As if this store has not been in our lexicane lexicon for over a decade, honey.
25:38
SPEAKER_02: And lo and behold, who shows up but one Maurice?
25:42
SPEAKER_02: Maurice! It was good.
25:46
SPEAKER_02: He can't stay away from the cameras or chimosabe.
25:50
SPEAKER_00: It's like the bat signal when the cameras go up.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
25:55
SPEAKER_00: And he and Ashley were having a little flirtation.
25:58
SPEAKER_00: What do you think about that?
25:59
SPEAKER_02: I think it's probably just to drum up some stuff for the camera, yeah.
26:05
SPEAKER_00: Damn.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that's real.
26:08
SPEAKER_00: Did you happen to notice Monique's outfit?
26:11
SPEAKER_00: She had these like tight leather pants that were like skin color with chaps over them.
26:16
SPEAKER_00: They were insane.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: And like Stacy was wearing this fringe Tina Turner skirt.
26:20
SPEAKER_00: Like the outfits were pretty crazy.
26:23
SPEAKER_02: What I thought was crazy is when they were all saying how much they spent on all the stuff they bought, and Stacy's like, well, I'm poor, so I didn't buy anything.
26:30
SPEAKER_02: It's like, doesn't your husband like the an outie heir?
26:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm confused about her financial status for sure, but I was so puzzled.
26:39
SPEAKER_00: We do we're supposed to like our housewives rich.
26:41
SPEAKER_00: Like that's supposed to be a prerequisite.
26:43
SPEAKER_02: I don't want a broke housewife.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: I know, but we've had so many over the years, I feel like.
26:46
SPEAKER_00: I mean, they're not even housewives.
26:48
SPEAKER_00: A lot of these women are single ladies.
26:50
SPEAKER_00: So I mean, but yeah, I did like it when they were explaining how much they spent.
26:55
SPEAKER_00: No one's ever done that before on this show.
26:57
SPEAKER_00: And we've been to Kimosabe many a time.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: They just typically show it in like the lower third of how much the things they're buying.
27:04
SPEAKER_00: Which I think is a little more tasteful.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: I agree.
27:08
SPEAKER_00: So now, you know, we're gonna have a third day of fly fishing, but a lot of the ladies don't even want to be there anymore.
27:15
SPEAKER_00: They just want to go home.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: Obviously, wouldn't you?
27:17
SPEAKER_02: Don't want to go fly fishing.
27:19
SPEAKER_00: No, I wouldn't want to do that at all.
27:22
SPEAKER_00: Not even 1%.
27:23
SPEAKER_00: Honestly, I wouldn't want to buy anything at Kimo Sabe either.
27:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm not a cowboy hat kind of girl.
27:27
SPEAKER_00: Is that a prerequisite for this trip?
27:29
SPEAKER_00: They were all wearing cowboy hats.
27:30
SPEAKER_00: I don't think I could.
27:32
SPEAKER_02: I recall a leopard prank cowboy hat that you owned.
27:38
SPEAKER_02: So did I ever wear it?
27:40
SPEAKER_02: To say you're not a cowboy hat person is incorrect.
27:43
SPEAKER_00: I didn't wear it.
27:45
SPEAKER_00: I was what, maybe 11 or 12 when I got that leopard cowboy hat for Christmas.
27:49
SPEAKER_02: You asked for a cowboy hat.
27:50
SPEAKER_00: I asked for a cowboy hat that was versatile that I could wear with all my outfits.
27:55
SPEAKER_00: Leopard print is too specific.
27:57
SPEAKER_00: I didn't have any outfits that matched leopard print.
28:01
SPEAKER_00: You're right.
28:02
SPEAKER_00: I was a cow I was a cowboy hat girl.
28:04
SPEAKER_00: You were.
28:06
SPEAKER_00: But I'm not that's not me anymore.
28:07
SPEAKER_00: I grew out of it.
28:09
SPEAKER_00: I was also a girl who would wear my hair, slicked back no bumps.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: God forbid there was a bump.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: You know, eight-head, nine-head, you know, for the world to see just on display.
28:22
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, people change.
28:24
SPEAKER_00: People change, people evolve.
28:26
SPEAKER_00: You never even ate red sauce until you were like 22.
28:30
SPEAKER_00: I mean, so do we really need to bring up the things that happened when we were children?
28:33
SPEAKER_02: You know, I'm still gonna say that noodles with butter and cheese is underrated.
28:38
SPEAKER_00: So it's plain and boring.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: It's a meal that I still want to eat.
28:43
SPEAKER_00: All right, so should we hop over to Beverly Hills?
28:45
SPEAKER_02: I thought this episode was very interesting.
28:48
SPEAKER_00: I did too.
28:49
SPEAKER_00: We started with Rachel Zoe shopping, and I loved it.
28:53
SPEAKER_00: I would watch her do pretty much anything.
28:55
SPEAKER_02: I loved watching her shop.
28:57
SPEAKER_00: But don't you think like you could see her literally like just paying her taxes?
29:00
SPEAKER_00: I would watch.
29:01
SPEAKER_02: I want her to shop for me.
29:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:05
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: With her checkbook.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:09
SPEAKER_00: And then we get into Bose's fertility journey.
29:11
SPEAKER_00: She had uh six houses of eggs to retrieve her eggs from.
29:15
SPEAKER_00: She's 47 or 48 now.
29:18
SPEAKER_02: And she got two eggs.
29:20
SPEAKER_00: That's all she got?
29:21
SPEAKER_02: That's what I heard, unless I misheard.
29:23
SPEAKER_00: Was that on the show they revealed it?
29:25
SPEAKER_00: I must have missed that part because I watched Watch What Happens Live and I didn't hear it either.
29:28
SPEAKER_02: Two eggs is not good.
29:31
SPEAKER_00: Not good.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: I mean, she's she I hate to say this, but as far as you know, uh women who can carry babies go, she's very old.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: She's an elder.
29:41
SPEAKER_02: Who's gonna totem?
29:43
SPEAKER_00: She's gonna totem.
29:45
SPEAKER_02: Yikes.
29:45
SPEAKER_00: Allegedly, at 47 or 48.
29:47
SPEAKER_00: I mean they call it geriatric pregnancy when you're like 35.
29:50
SPEAKER_02: It's hard now, and I'm 33.
29:52
SPEAKER_02: I can't imagine trying to do it at like 50.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: There's no way.
29:57
SPEAKER_02: But I mean, she does have money, so hopefully money doesn't make it easier for your body to do that though.
30:04
SPEAKER_00: I know, and she's in a tough spot because her boyfriend or fiance they uh like having kids is like you know a must for him.
30:12
SPEAKER_00: He must be younger than her, right?
30:14
SPEAKER_02: I think he is.
30:16
SPEAKER_00: So she's in a really she's in a pickle.
30:19
SPEAKER_02: Yes, but the meat and potatoes of this episode is at Rachel's dinner party.
30:24
SPEAKER_00: Where the power went out.
30:26
SPEAKER_02: We get the information that Amanda had twins and one of them did not make it, which is terribly sad.
30:37
SPEAKER_00: The twin died at five days old.
30:39
SPEAKER_00: They were born, what, 12 weeks early?
30:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:42
SPEAKER_00: And so I like died in her arms the first time she ever got to hold him.
30:45
SPEAKER_02: But I would like to preface everything I'm about to say with that's unimaginable.
30:54
SPEAKER_02: I can't think of anything worse, and that's all true.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: Now she decides she wants to go to this party because it's what she needs to do.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: Great, go to the party.
31:10
SPEAKER_00: In an outfit that was just not it.
31:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
31:13
SPEAKER_02: Her fashion's are right.
31:14
SPEAKER_02: Her fashion's terrible.
31:15
SPEAKER_02: Lipstick is always terrible.
31:16
SPEAKER_02: None of it's it.
31:17
SPEAKER_02: Her eyebrows, like, if you're the money queen, fix it.
31:20
SPEAKER_02: Um but so she gets to this party, and I just think if you're having a hard day or this big thing has occurred, maybe give like the hostess a heads up.
31:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: At a minimum.
31:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:36
SPEAKER_02: Or simply don't go.
31:39
SPEAKER_02: Because what it appeared to me is that as soon as Dorite, who didn't know today was the anniversary, she was Dorit was doing her job bringing up drama at the dinner table.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: Correct.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: And that's the time Amanda chooses to weaponize her trauma and grief and say, Today's the anniversary of my kid dying, I'm hanging on by a thread.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: And Dorite, to her credit, is like, we don't need to have this conversation now.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: But Amanda keeps going, so Dorite keeps going.
32:10
SPEAKER_02: And then she's like, Darite, so terrible that you're still doing this.
32:14
SPEAKER_02: It's like, girl, you kept going.
32:18
SPEAKER_00: Can I just say that the editors when they went to break right after Amanda said Zion died today, five years ago, or whatever it was.
32:29
SPEAKER_00: And Kathy goes, Is that your dog?
32:32
SPEAKER_00: And then they cut to all the ladies trying not to laugh, and then they go to break.
32:36
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that was the editing was just I did.
32:39
SPEAKER_02: I did laugh when she goes, Your dog?
32:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, is that your dog?
32:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and all the ladies were like trying to Kathy.
32:49
SPEAKER_02: It's exactly what we needed.
32:50
SPEAKER_00: I do think that Dorite kept the conversation.
32:53
SPEAKER_00: Dorit should have shut down the conversation.
32:55
SPEAKER_02: She she can't, but because Amanda kept it going, like Dorite can't not also have the last word.
33:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:04
SPEAKER_02: So that's just like who she is.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: And I do think that this was all about Amanda saying that like Dorite talking about her ex could make the custody situation worse.
33:13
SPEAKER_00: Which is I don't think that was a malicious thing to say.
33:18
SPEAKER_00: And she said it again last night.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: It just could make your custody situation worse.
33:22
SPEAKER_00: That's all I was trying to say.
33:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I just I was kind of appalled by Amanda's choice to bring that, bring, bring up.
33:34
SPEAKER_00: The timing of that.
33:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:36
SPEAKER_02: When it when it was convenient for her to get out of an argument.
33:39
SPEAKER_00: What about before that?
33:40
SPEAKER_00: When Dorite was talking about her ghostwriter?
33:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I thought that was fucked up.
33:46
SPEAKER_02: Amanda said, Who cares if she's a ghostwriter?
33:48
SPEAKER_02: Maybe everything else.
33:50
SPEAKER_00: Dorite is working smarter, not harder.
33:52
SPEAKER_00: No one would assume she was writing a book by I would not assume any of those women were writing a book by themselves.
33:57
SPEAKER_02: To to put on the facade that you don't understand the concept of a ghostwriter or co-author and be like, I just sat down and wrote.
34:06
SPEAKER_02: It's like, get get out.
34:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm so I'm sick of her.
34:09
SPEAKER_00: First of all, I can guarantee your book probably ain't that good.
34:12
SPEAKER_02: Definitely.
34:12
SPEAKER_00: Second of all, Rachel, as Rachel Zoe said, you don't have to put other people down to bring yourself up.
34:18
SPEAKER_00: Like that's a thought you can keep on the inside.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
34:21
SPEAKER_00: Like, oh wow, like I wrote my book.
34:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna give myself a pat on the back.
34:25
SPEAKER_00: If that's what you think inside, great, good for you.
34:28
SPEAKER_00: But like it just doesn't, it doesn't land, it doesn't make people more impressed with you.
34:32
SPEAKER_02: No, and it's very different than the whole Carol Radziwell ghostwriter thing.
34:37
SPEAKER_02: I've heard some comparisons, but it's not the same because Carol was like a writer.
34:41
SPEAKER_02: Dorite's not a writer.
34:43
SPEAKER_00: Like Carol is a writer by trade, so her using a ghostwriter is embarrassing for her.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Dorite, it's like a necessity.
34:50
SPEAKER_02: She's she'll never get a book out without one.
34:52
SPEAKER_00: As I said, Amanda didn't know her audience because Erica used a ghostwriter.
34:57
SPEAKER_00: Rachel Zoe I'm sure used a ghostwriter.
34:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she did.
34:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, she did.
35:00
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
35:01
SPEAKER_00: So I mean, that's not gonna land with these ladies.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: You don't know.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: I feel bad even talking about her because Well, we I prefaced.
35:08
SPEAKER_00: Two things can be true.
35:10
SPEAKER_02: She's still a dumb bitch, and I'm sorry for her loss.
35:14
SPEAKER_00: She didn't deserve what she went through with.
35:16
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely not, but she is a dumb bitch.
35:19
SPEAKER_00: Um, we also got to meet a new character, Simon Fuller's Estranged Wife, Natalie.
35:25
SPEAKER_02: That really just glossed right over me.
35:28
SPEAKER_00: The only reason I remembered her, or I I took note of her, is because she came in wearing like a bodysuit or like, you know, Leotard lingerie spank thing under like a see-through dress.
35:39
SPEAKER_00: And then they showed pictures of her, and she was like posing next to horses with like a jean jacket, a cowboy hat, and a bodysuit, but no pants.
35:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, are you really gonna ride the horse like with your crotch that close?
35:51
SPEAKER_00: I would need more layers.
35:54
SPEAKER_00: That just really is a visual that stuck with me with this woman.
35:56
SPEAKER_00: And then like the before, like they showed a picture of her in like a sweater, like a nice little housewife.
36:02
SPEAKER_00: So I assume we'll see more of her the way they set her up.
36:05
SPEAKER_02: I think she's meant to be a friend of, right?
36:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, actually, I don't know.
36:12
SPEAKER_00: But I'm loving it.
36:13
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
36:14
SPEAKER_00: It's going great.
36:15
SPEAKER_00: This is exactly what I'm doing.
36:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm entertained by this season.
36:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't people are shitting on it, but it's way better than Potomac.
36:20
SPEAKER_00: Potomac has given us exactly two good episodes.
36:23
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
36:24
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, it's a good time to be a Bravo fan.
36:27
SPEAKER_00: Shall we move on to the 90-day universe?
36:30
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
36:31
SPEAKER_02: 90 day.
36:33
SPEAKER_00: 90 day before the 90 days.
36:37
SPEAKER_02: Let's just start with the other way.
36:39
SPEAKER_00: Alright, we got a scene of Chloe and Johnny fighting.
36:43
SPEAKER_00: The gaslighting that that man demonstrated.
36:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:50
SPEAKER_02: Was unreal.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: Like he did say, I'm sorry I asked a woman for a nude.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: I was just bored of being a guy.
37:00
SPEAKER_02: But the way that you reacted was so crazy.
37:03
SPEAKER_02: I don't even want you.
37:04
SPEAKER_02: And then out the door, he's like, but I'll take you back.
37:09
SPEAKER_02: The whole time I'm watching this scene, I'm like, if she forgives him.
37:15
SPEAKER_02: She wasn't gonna be.
37:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna throw myself in front of a bus.
37:18
SPEAKER_00: Quite frankly, I don't think we needed this scene.
37:20
SPEAKER_00: I thought we were done with him.
37:22
SPEAKER_02: It was just like really hard to watch a man be that big of a piece of shit.
37:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, and let's not forget, he was asking this woman for nudes right next to his girlfriend.
37:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:35
SPEAKER_00: But the way she reacted was not right.
37:38
SPEAKER_00: Like, what is she supposed to do?
37:39
SPEAKER_00: Pat him on the back and be like, okay, you know, if you really need to ask for nudes, I get it.
37:43
SPEAKER_00: You're a man.
37:44
SPEAKER_00: They're there, they're there.
37:46
SPEAKER_00: Like, the fuck?
37:48
SPEAKER_00: The sad thing is, like, this guy is gonna be just fine.
37:51
SPEAKER_00: Like, there's still gonna be girls sliding into his DMs and right.
37:58
SPEAKER_00: He knocked someone up.
37:59
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that was only a matter of time.
38:02
SPEAKER_02: Um, and then the other surprising thing from this episode is that Luke and Madeleine actually made it down the aisle.
38:09
SPEAKER_00: What did you think of her sparkly wedding dress?
38:11
SPEAKER_00: Very bejeweled.
38:13
SPEAKER_02: It suited her.
38:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, it felt on brand.
38:16
SPEAKER_00: I will say I thought her makeup never looked worse.
38:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I thought the makeup was hideous.
38:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's too bad.
38:24
SPEAKER_00: You didn't feel the same?
38:26
SPEAKER_02: It didn't leave that much of an impression on me, I guess.
38:29
SPEAKER_00: Also, who paid for the helicopter entrance for this wedding?
38:33
SPEAKER_00: Luke.
38:34
SPEAKER_02: How could he afford that?
38:36
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
38:36
SPEAKER_02: Maybe that shit's like cheaper in Mexico.
38:38
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: Are they in Mexico?
38:40
SPEAKER_00: I don't think that's I can't remember.
38:44
SPEAKER_00: Luke crying, I could not believe how much he cried.
38:48
SPEAKER_00: He really loves her.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: He well, you'd have to to put up with all that shit.
38:52
SPEAKER_00: But like why?
38:54
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
38:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, what is it about her that's worth all that?
38:57
SPEAKER_02: I couldn't begin to tell you.
39:00
SPEAKER_00: Like, she just doesn't seem like a prize, and she's so young, she's a child.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: She's just awful, also.
39:06
SPEAKER_00: It seems like though, because we're getting the reunion next week, it seems like there's surprise, surprise, trouble in paradise.
39:12
SPEAKER_02: I could not believe when the scenes for next week were the reunion.
39:15
SPEAKER_02: I was shocked.
39:16
SPEAKER_00: I was happy.
39:17
SPEAKER_00: I I think it was time.
39:20
SPEAKER_02: So I think we got some more Jenny and submit this week.
39:23
SPEAKER_02: Briefly.
39:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it was the same shit a different day.
39:26
SPEAKER_00: This time she threatened again to move out, but then in the confessional, she did say, I can't go anywhere, I'm trapped.
39:33
SPEAKER_00: Right.
39:34
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, no, we know that, Jenny.
39:36
SPEAKER_00: And she said, I hate being called lazy.
39:38
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, okay, then how about you don't be lazy?
39:40
SPEAKER_02: Don't be lazy.
39:41
SPEAKER_00: The only other thing that I think from this episode that I mean it wasn't even interesting, is we got Pattia and her stripper man.
39:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh yes.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: Her crying, crying, crying.
39:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and he she thinks that her stripper has her fiancé is controlling because he was trying to help her with her form working out.
40:00
SPEAKER_02: He doesn't trust me.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, then he jumps right from controlling me while I work out to will you go out with guys after work at the strip club?
40:10
SPEAKER_00: You boned dudes in the champagne room.
40:12
SPEAKER_00: I he literally accused her of being a prostitute.
40:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he did.
40:16
SPEAKER_00: Like, can you imagine your fiance?
40:19
unknown: No.
40:21
SPEAKER_00: No.
40:21
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, that's that's what we're dealing with over here on the learning channel.
40:25
SPEAKER_00: Like, these this is the scum that we swim with.
40:28
SPEAKER_00: I think we should just get on to the what matters is before the 90 days.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
40:33
SPEAKER_00: And just when we thought the TMI could not get worse with Miss Lisa.
40:38
SPEAKER_02: It just does.
40:39
SPEAKER_02: I can't even.
40:42
SPEAKER_02: It's hard.
40:42
SPEAKER_00: It's hard to talk about.
40:44
SPEAKER_00: I can't repeat.
40:45
SPEAKER_00: I just the sex, the sex information that we got was I still think about it, unfortunately.
40:53
SPEAKER_00: It haunts me.
40:54
SPEAKER_00: Let's just say the first night, the sex between this man and this this what 30-something year old man and this 50-something year old woman.
41:02
SPEAKER_02: He's 39.
41:03
SPEAKER_00: She's what 59?
41:05
SPEAKER_00: She's 57.
41:07
SPEAKER_00: Let's just say the first night the sex didn't go well.
41:11
SPEAKER_00: And they put in graphic detail exactly what didn't go well, but you can just imagine.
41:18
SPEAKER_02: He couldn't perform.
41:19
SPEAKER_00: So he said he was stressed.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: Right.
41:22
SPEAKER_00: And then in the morning they did do it.
41:25
SPEAKER_00: Right.
41:25
SPEAKER_00: And the details of that, that those details should not have been on TV.
41:32
SPEAKER_02: Horrifying.
41:33
SPEAKER_00: Like, how does how did TLC get away with putting this stuff on TV?
41:37
SPEAKER_00: This was so graphic.
41:38
SPEAKER_00: I felt like I was watching like the before or after of like porn.
41:43
SPEAKER_00: I wanted to throw up.
41:45
SPEAKER_00: This woman is sick, and the thing is, she thinks she's in a rom com.
41:49
SPEAKER_00: Like the way she's like, oh, if you keep talking like that, I'm never gonna want to leave this bed.
41:53
SPEAKER_00: Like something is very wrong here.
41:56
SPEAKER_00: Like it's not just that they are not good for each other and that she's an elder and he's not, and it's just No, she's mentally unwell.
42:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like sad.
42:06
SPEAKER_02: After that horror show, they went to get an outfit for her because she has to meet the uncle.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: She's very stressed because she can't wrap the headdress.
42:17
SPEAKER_02: Which it did look hard, it did look very complicated.
42:20
SPEAKER_00: Um, and the woman who's selling the fabric says she's a bit fat, so you know it's hard to make the outfit, which woof.
42:28
SPEAKER_00: She is a bit fat.
42:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, Lil! What she is size beautiful.
42:37
SPEAKER_02: Why do we why is saying fat it automatically an insult?
42:42
SPEAKER_02: Why can't it just be a fact, neither positive nor negative?
42:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know why, but it's just the way society works.
42:50
SPEAKER_00: She's she's a bigger gal, she's plus size, she's curvy.
42:54
SPEAKER_00: The point is the outfit was a disaster, and then he takes her to lunch or dinner.
43:01
SPEAKER_02: He loses.
43:02
SPEAKER_02: Was he drunk?
43:03
SPEAKER_02: He was drunk.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: I think he was drunk.
43:04
SPEAKER_00: So they drink this palm wine that he says gets you drunk after like one sip.
43:10
SPEAKER_02: Gets him drunk after one sip.
43:12
SPEAKER_00: So she tries like a tiny tiny bit, he's drinking it, and then all of a sudden he turns into a raging maniac.
43:20
SPEAKER_02: Truly.
43:21
SPEAKER_02: It was like so crazy to watch.
43:23
SPEAKER_00: Yelling at her because she wasn't dipping the foo-foo in the soup correctly.
43:28
SPEAKER_00: And he was telling her to eat the soup with her hands, which she did not want to do.
43:32
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, yelling at her to do these things in the middle of the restaurant.
43:37
SPEAKER_02: It was wild.
43:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he, I mean, and then she did what anyone should do is walk out and aggressively hit her vape.
43:45
SPEAKER_00: I mean, she deserved her vape after that.
43:47
SPEAKER_00: I know she's trying not to do it for him, but he pushed her to it.
43:52
SPEAKER_00: And she's right about and she has long nails and like dirt getting under the germs getting under the fingernails.
43:57
SPEAKER_02: Like, we all try to keep our fingernails clean, but I mean you could have gone and washed her hands before she started using them to eat.
44:03
SPEAKER_00: Well, she didn't know that he was gonna freaking like a couple of things.
44:06
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know because she looked up how to eat it, so she should have gone and washed her.
44:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but she didn't know that he was gonna want her to eat soup with her hands.
44:13
SPEAKER_02: That's fair.
44:14
SPEAKER_00: Like that is too much for me.
44:16
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, watching her dip it with like her fingernails, her long fingernails, did gross me out for sure.
44:21
SPEAKER_02: Lots of things about her grossed me out.
44:24
SPEAKER_00: I do hate to say it.
44:25
SPEAKER_00: There's a lot, and she's just not doing herself any favors with the the graphic sex details about her body.
44:32
SPEAKER_02: So next week she's gonna meet the uncle and he's gonna ask her straight up if she practices lesbianism and we'll see if she is honest.
44:40
SPEAKER_00: It's a very random question to ask out of the blue.
44:43
SPEAKER_00: I wonder where he thought to who gave him the idea to ask that question.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's not she he knows that she has had relations with women.
44:52
SPEAKER_02: No, that's right.
44:53
SPEAKER_02: Like a woman.
44:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Dan.
44:55
SPEAKER_00: Her fiance thinks that she's just like had sex with one woman or something.
44:59
SPEAKER_02: I think he thinks she's like kissed a girl once.
45:01
SPEAKER_00: Not that she's only been with women sexually for like 15 years, and married to multiple.
45:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: So that'll be interesting.
45:09
SPEAKER_00: This woman, I mean, I do feel like there's a little bit of like exploitation going on watching her because she's so unwell.
45:17
SPEAKER_00: But it's not gonna stop us because we're garbage.
45:20
SPEAKER_02: Another person who might be unwell and might have had me fooled.
45:24
SPEAKER_02: All of them is Sheena.
45:27
SPEAKER_02: Why they get to the house, the BB that her parents own, and it is stunning.
45:34
SPEAKER_02: Pretty beautiful.
45:35
SPEAKER_02: Can I stay there?
45:37
SPEAKER_02: And her parent, her sister and her dad seem like so nice.
45:41
SPEAKER_02: They served a beautiful chicken dinner.
45:44
SPEAKER_02: Like, and the dad's very straight up, like, yeah, occasionally, you know, she helps us out with funds, you know.
45:49
SPEAKER_00: And I can see that because I'm sure a place like that is expensive to keep up.
45:53
SPEAKER_02: Totally, especially probably like during COVID.
45:56
SPEAKER_00: But her dad did admit like he wants Forrest to make money so that she can keep helping her parents.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that is very cultural to the Philippines.
46:06
SPEAKER_02: Like that every time we have a couple with one of them from the Philippines, it's an expectation that they send money home to their family.
46:13
SPEAKER_02: Like, that is not new.
46:15
SPEAKER_00: But we don't know how much he's being very cavalier about it, but it could be, you know, 75% of her paycheck that he's taking from her.
46:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, we don't know, but I would be surprised.
46:25
SPEAKER_02: I something feels off about this.
46:28
SPEAKER_00: I know, because they're so delightful.
46:29
SPEAKER_00: But Molly, Forrest's mom is gonna get to the bottom of it.
46:32
SPEAKER_02: She's gonna get to the damn bottom, she's gonna get to the bottom of it because Forrest sure shit didn't do jack shit.
46:38
SPEAKER_02: So I'm excited to see how that pans out.
46:40
SPEAKER_02: But I did feel like I would like to stay there at that.
46:44
SPEAKER_00: It did look really nice.
46:45
SPEAKER_00: The food mostly I would want them to cook for me.
46:48
SPEAKER_02: Swim in that pool.
46:49
SPEAKER_00: But how did they keep up this bed and breakfast before Sheena was of age to make money as a vet?
46:57
SPEAKER_02: Sheena's 40.
46:59
SPEAKER_02: She's been of age to make money as a vet for a while.
47:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but like, did they have this bed and breakfast when she was a kid?
47:05
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
47:06
SPEAKER_00: I can picture her like working, you know.
47:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:09
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, some more idiots.
47:12
SPEAKER_00: Guess which ones I'm thinking of.
47:14
SPEAKER_00: I can't.
47:15
SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking of Aviva and Stig.
47:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
47:19
SPEAKER_00: They had sex three more times with no protection.
47:22
SPEAKER_02: Raw dog in it.
47:24
SPEAKER_00: He has a big gig.
47:26
SPEAKER_00: She says, Don't sing Vicky, your song about your ex, even though it's one of his biggest hits.
47:32
SPEAKER_02: The gig was so comical to me because it was like karaoke night.
47:37
SPEAKER_02: It looked like karaoke night at the club.
47:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he was just like singing amongst people that were just standing there.
47:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:43
SPEAKER_00: And she's like, was he even on a stage?
47:45
SPEAKER_02: No.
47:46
SPEAKER_02: And so there's like women dancing, and she's on her phone, and he's mad that she's on her phone, and it's just like they're just young and stupid.
47:52
SPEAKER_00: And he blames her for forgetting the words because more gaslighting.
47:59
SPEAKER_00: You distracted me.
48:00
SPEAKER_00: I was so upset that you were on your phone during my performance that I forgot the words.
48:04
SPEAKER_00: You know what, honey?
48:05
SPEAKER_00: If that's enough to distract you, you ain't gonna make it in the biz.
48:08
SPEAKER_00: That's show biz, honey.
48:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Taylor Swift did it with a broken heart.
48:13
SPEAKER_00: So I mean, like if your girl being on her phone, and also you promised you weren't gonna sing Vicky, and you did.
48:21
SPEAKER_00: You did.
48:22
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it is one of his biggest songs.
48:23
SPEAKER_00: Like, you can't tell Taylor Swift not to play love story, even though it is not about Travis Kelsey, famously.
48:29
SPEAKER_00: Famously, yeah.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: So again, I think she's pregnant.
48:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's looking pretty pregnant.
48:36
SPEAKER_00: I will have a lot to say.
48:37
SPEAKER_00: I will have a lot of apologies if she's not.
48:40
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
48:41
SPEAKER_00: Okay, now which idiots am I thinking of?
48:44
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
48:45
SPEAKER_00: Laura and beer can.
48:46
SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
48:48
SPEAKER_00: So he came up with a solution for his 50 grand of debt.
48:53
SPEAKER_00: And it's I just got a hustle.
48:56
SPEAKER_00: You know, money is money.
48:58
SPEAKER_00: That's it, plain and simple.
49:00
SPEAKER_02: He's so eloquent with his words.
49:03
SPEAKER_00: You know what I've decided?
49:04
SPEAKER_00: I think I'm gonna buy the$1.7 million house we saw today.
49:07
SPEAKER_00: I just gotta hustle.
49:08
SPEAKER_02: You just have to hustle.
49:10
SPEAKER_00: Money is money.
49:11
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
49:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, his other solution to make her forget about it by pushing her against a wall and making out with her.
49:18
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it worked.
49:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because she another one who thinks she's in a movie.
49:22
SPEAKER_00: Like these women, like, I don't know if they're from small towns or what, but they just like they think that these people from other countries are like giving them a fairy tale because they're all way hotter than anyone that they could get in their own town.
49:38
SPEAKER_00: It's sad, and more interesting than anyone they could get in their own town.
49:43
SPEAKER_00: But these men are using them.
49:44
SPEAKER_02: He's not interesting, no offense.
49:47
SPEAKER_00: No, he's not.
49:49
SPEAKER_00: But I do think he's funny at times.
49:52
SPEAKER_00: I think that he and Sarper could do a co-headlining comedy tour.
49:55
SPEAKER_00: I do.
49:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I would love to see that.
49:57
SPEAKER_00: He makes me laugh.
49:58
SPEAKER_00: They went to like an evil eye village where they made evil eye beats.
50:04
SPEAKER_00: The village was not an evil eye village, but they went to a village that makes evil eyes with glass blowing.
50:08
SPEAKER_00: That was really cool.
50:09
SPEAKER_00: I would totally do that.
50:10
SPEAKER_00: I like to craft.
50:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and he knows she does too.
50:12
SPEAKER_00: He says, you know, I don't really care about this, but she likes to craft.
50:16
SPEAKER_00: Well, she's old, so yeah.
50:18
SPEAKER_00: Us old ladies like to craft.
50:20
SPEAKER_00: And we found out that her parent his parents don't approve of her.
50:24
SPEAKER_02: So, talk about love story.
50:27
SPEAKER_00: These Star Cross lovers here, their families don't have their don't haven't given them their blessing.
50:32
SPEAKER_02: Well, next week the friends are really gonna pressure him to tell her money, yeah, whatever that is.
50:40
SPEAKER_00: And we don't think it's selling himself on the street.
50:43
SPEAKER_02: If it is, that's sad that he hasn't made enough to pay off his debt.
50:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
50:48
SPEAKER_00: I mean, also like it because we also did we talk about OnlyFans, or did I just think that in my head?
50:53
SPEAKER_00: I said I think it may be OnlyFans.
50:55
SPEAKER_00: But again, like he's not making very much money.
50:57
SPEAKER_00: Because why would he?
51:00
SPEAKER_00: No, yeah, why?
51:01
SPEAKER_00: Last but not least, Rick and Trish.
51:05
SPEAKER_00: Rick and Trish, they go to a beautiful island in Madagascar called Nosey B.
51:09
SPEAKER_02: But before they get there, they're driving, they pass them all, and in passing, Lol, she says, You should buy me something.
51:17
SPEAKER_02: He loses his shit.
51:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, he says no, and she calls him cheap, and then he calls her bougie.
51:24
SPEAKER_00: And that's a conversation that any couple could have had anywhere, and they could have just laughed, ha ha ha, I am bougie.
51:30
SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, my my boyfriend knows I like the finer things, and I know he's not gonna buy them for me.
51:35
SPEAKER_00: So, I mean, then we move on with our lives.
51:38
SPEAKER_00: Like, this didn't have to go into an explosion, yeah.
51:41
SPEAKER_00: But he can't help himself, yeah, because he loves to bring her down and show her that he's a good person and she's not, because this is all setting him up for when he tells her that he cheated on her multiple times.
51:53
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
51:55
SPEAKER_00: So anytime he can take, like, you know, take a shot at her, he will.
51:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's hard to watch.
52:00
SPEAKER_02: And I hope that when it comes out, she just says, We're done here.
52:04
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
52:05
SPEAKER_00: She says she's with him for love, she doesn't need his money, she has her own money, but he has none, so but he did pay her rent once.
52:13
SPEAKER_00: In other news, Nosey B looks incredible.
52:16
SPEAKER_00: I mean, the crystal clear blue water, they have like a sandbar that connects two islands.
52:21
SPEAKER_02: Did it make you change your mind from going to France to maybe going to Madagascar?
52:26
SPEAKER_00: Um, no, but I did see a commercial for flights to Fiji that it looked pretty nice.
52:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you gotta do something different because you've been to Tahiti, and Tahiti is very similar to Fiji, so you gotta mix it up.
52:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean I will say I was watching Shaw's today and they went to Belize, and I was like, oh, do I need to go to Belize?
52:45
SPEAKER_00: Who lives in Belize on 90 day in the 90-day universe?
52:50
SPEAKER_00: Uh is Stig in Belize?
52:53
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
52:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:54
SPEAKER_00: So you could go and find yourself a Stig.
52:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm married.
52:58
SPEAKER_00: And very pregnant.
53:00
SPEAKER_00: And very pregnant.
53:00
SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine like grinding up against Stig with your baby bump?
53:04
SPEAKER_00: With a big old belly?
53:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:06
SPEAKER_02: No, I can't do much of anything with this big old belly.
53:10
SPEAKER_00: I did have a thought about Rick and Trish.
53:12
SPEAKER_00: What if?
53:14
SPEAKER_00: Now just go with me on this.
53:16
SPEAKER_00: Hear me out.
53:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
53:17
SPEAKER_00: What if he just never told her that he cheated on her with his ex.
53:21
SPEAKER_00: It's a little late for that because he said it on camera.
53:24
SPEAKER_00: But like, if he hadn't have said it on camera, couldn't he have just not said anything at all?
53:31
SPEAKER_02: I do like I I do agree with that.
53:33
SPEAKER_00: Like that's something you could take to your grave and the guilt could eat you alive, and you could just that's your punishment.
53:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, this is how I feel about cheating in general.
53:41
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I've shared my thoughts with you on this.
53:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which I think is like kind of crazy.
53:46
SPEAKER_02: If you're only gonna do it one time, right, and you feel really badly and it's eating you alive, and the guilt is horrible and you never want to do it again, whatever, you've learned your lesson.
53:55
SPEAKER_02: Don't ruin my life by telling me.
53:58
SPEAKER_02: That's your burden, not mine.
54:00
SPEAKER_00: But I feel like if you do it once, you're never gonna do it again until you know five years down the line, and another girl, a tempting girl, comes along.
54:08
SPEAKER_02: Well, if it's gonna become a repeating pattern, then yeah, tell me so I can get out.
54:12
SPEAKER_00: But you don't think it's gonna be a repeating pattern because you're so upset that you did it the first time.
54:16
SPEAKER_00: And then once, you know, it's like when you're hung over and you feel horrible and you have anxiety and you, you know, you made an embarrassing fool of yourself the night before.
54:24
SPEAKER_00: Do you regret it?
54:25
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
54:25
SPEAKER_00: Do you never want to do that again?
54:27
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
54:27
SPEAKER_00: But then time passes and you forget how bad it was.
54:31
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, that was my thought, is just that No, I had I've had a similar thought, but obviously it's too late because he shared it with the camera.
54:39
SPEAKER_00: But if he hadn't have shared it with the camera.
54:41
SPEAKER_00: What if he this is all what if this is all for the camera?
54:47
SPEAKER_02: Well, like if we want to get into the Sheena and Forest of it all, another picture has surfaced.
54:52
SPEAKER_00: I know.
54:53
SPEAKER_00: Wait, what?
54:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:54
SPEAKER_00: What were they doing in it?
54:56
SPEAKER_02: They were together in one the same place.
54:58
SPEAKER_02: I forgot I forgot I don't know the specifics, but why?
55:03
SPEAKER_00: They've definitely met before.
55:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
55:07
SPEAKER_00: It really doesn't matter that they've met before.
55:09
SPEAKER_00: They're still very interesting.
55:10
SPEAKER_00: Why Matt Sharp?
55:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we need answers.
55:13
SPEAKER_00: And you bet your bottom dollar, they're not gonna tackle that on the fucking reunion.
55:17
SPEAKER_02: Shh, no.
55:18
SPEAKER_00: Do you think Sean Robinson is gonna bring that up?
55:21
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
55:22
SPEAKER_00: And I think production will tell her not to.
55:24
SPEAKER_00: We're gonna have to hope they're on a podcast or something.
55:26
SPEAKER_00: You know, also who we didn't see that obviously we still have questions about is Emma and what's his face.
55:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do have questions about them.
55:33
SPEAKER_00: When are we gonna learn about the wig?
55:35
SPEAKER_02: I don't think we are.
55:36
SPEAKER_02: I think you're gonna have to let that go.
55:37
SPEAKER_00: Like, if you're gonna wear a wig that's that bad on TV, like Lisa, at least she just you know came right out with it two minutes in.
55:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm Lisa and I wear this wig.
55:47
SPEAKER_00: And here's why.
55:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't have an answer for you.
55:50
SPEAKER_02: We're not gonna, I don't think we're gonna get one.
55:52
SPEAKER_00: Someday we will.
55:54
SPEAKER_00: So I mean Sophie eventually said why she wears her wig, right?
55:57
SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't think she wears it anymore.
55:59
SPEAKER_02: When does the single life premiere?
56:00
SPEAKER_02: I need to make sure I'm watching that.
56:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but I did see another commercial for it, and I will not absolutely cannot.
56:08
SPEAKER_02: I think it's probably gonna be on after the reunion or the tell all parts of um before the 90 days.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: So I'll be ready.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: So that's about it.
56:18
SPEAKER_00: I am assuming you're gonna rot tomorrow.
56:19
SPEAKER_00: We have one more weekend day, and you don't have a choice because you'll be snowed in basically.
56:23
SPEAKER_02: We'll be snowed in.
56:24
SPEAKER_02: I was gonna go to a baby shower, but it got postponed.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: Incredible.
56:29
SPEAKER_00: Um luckily that whatever venue was able to accommodate for them.
56:34
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, we're kind of just gonna hang out tomorrow.
56:39
SPEAKER_00: What are you gonna do?
56:40
SPEAKER_00: It gives you an excuse to be lazy.
56:41
SPEAKER_00: We're gonna see some some friends and family, just a couple people to watch the football game.
56:47
SPEAKER_00: Which football game?
56:49
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, Lil.
56:51
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't care.
56:54
SPEAKER_02: Well, will there be good food?
56:56
SPEAKER_00: I'd say I've I'm hearing pizza and wings.
57:00
SPEAKER_02: That sounds amazing.
57:02
SPEAKER_00: To you, yeah, I bet.
57:03
SPEAKER_02: Although I can wings, I can have all the wings I want.
57:06
SPEAKER_02: And the other day I'm at the OB, because I have to go every week now, and she's looking at my blood sugar numbers, and I'm like, explain, she's like, looking at because I have to log the what I eat and then what it is.
57:19
SPEAKER_02: So it's like so awful to watch a doctor like judge what you eat for meals.
57:25
SPEAKER_02: And so she sees that I had uh grilled ham and cheese with tomato soup and on wheat bread, and she's like, That's so great that that didn't spike you.
57:33
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Yeah, I had it with ham because I'd had it just a plain grilled cheese a few days prior, whatever it did spike.
57:40
SPEAKER_02: And she goes, You are gonna want to watch your salt.
57:44
SPEAKER_02: And I had to bite my tongue from being like, do not another fucking thing to the list of shit that I can't have.
57:54
SPEAKER_00: Like, you're gonna be down to nothing.
57:56
SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm I'm not watching.
57:57
SPEAKER_02: They took my blood pressure.
57:59
SPEAKER_02: The the the nurse or whoever did it said, perfect blood pressure.
58:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm eating all the fucking salt I want right now.
58:05
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this woman was gonna get cut.
58:08
SPEAKER_02: I think she she she quickly was like because she saw my face be like, Well, that's funny.
58:13
SPEAKER_00: She doesn't know who she's talking to.
58:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was like, Ain't no way I'm gonna worry about salt right now.
58:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
58:20
SPEAKER_02: We got four weeks to go.
58:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, you could probably even have a glass of wine at this point.
58:25
SPEAKER_02: I probably could, but I do think there's sugar in wine actually, so I probably have pots.
58:31
SPEAKER_00: We're almost done though.
58:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is the home stretch.
58:34
SPEAKER_00: It could be any day now.
58:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, what if it happens in the middle of the night?
58:37
SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna call me and wake me up?
58:39
SPEAKER_02: What if it happens whilst we're recording the pod?
58:42
SPEAKER_02: My water breaks.
58:44
SPEAKER_00: We have to keep we have to finish the pod.
58:45
SPEAKER_02: We have to finish.
58:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what if like what like we should if it happens on like a Saturday, we should record bring your mic just in case like if it's a long labor.
58:56
SPEAKER_00: To the hospital?
58:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, in case it's a long labor.
58:59
SPEAKER_02: Because I'll be there for a while, yeah.
59:00
SPEAKER_00: Just in case you just don't know, you know, like if it feels like you have to start pushing, we can you know take a break.
59:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I'm down.
59:06
SPEAKER_02: I'll do it.
59:06
SPEAKER_02: I'll add my mic to the hospital bag.
59:09
SPEAKER_00: Put it at the top, please.
59:11
unknown: Okay.
59:12
SPEAKER_00: This time next week, we could be doing a hospital recording.
59:16
SPEAKER_02: Who cares about this shit anyway?
59:17
SPEAKER_02: Nobody at some point he's gonna come out.
59:20
SPEAKER_00: One way or another.
59:21
SPEAKER_00: And it may or not may not be live on the pod.
59:24
SPEAKER_02: Ideally, it will be.
59:25
SPEAKER_02: My only hope is that it's not tomorrow when we're snowed in.
59:29
SPEAKER_00: That would be so friggin' dramatic.
59:32
SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine?
59:33
SPEAKER_02: Like yesterday when I was at the doctor and they were taking my blood for something, whoever knows.
59:38
SPEAKER_02: She goes, Do you have plans this weekend?
59:40
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Yeah, don't go into labor.
59:43
SPEAKER_00: Like, how'd we even get to the hospital?
59:45
SPEAKER_00: Your husband would have to have somebody on the phone, like telling him how to deliver the baby.
59:51
SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, there's not another storm in four weeks.
59:54
SPEAKER_00: Fingers crossed.
59:56
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, well, I hope you enjoy your football.
59:59
SPEAKER_00: Surely I I will.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_00: Please send me videos of the blizz.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I will.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_00: Well, thanks for rotting with us, everyone.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_02: Thanks everyone for rotting with us.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_02: Hopefully you're all somewhere where you aren't snowed in.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_02: And we'll see you next week.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_02: Bye.