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Bonus IMPROV - I Might Have To Move Zip Codes Again · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome welcome listeners hi we missed you we hope you're having a good day and one of you's
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  having a great day.
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  Which one? We'll never know.
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  But we're
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  very fine friends.
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  And we
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  are about to do
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  some bonus.
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  Bonus what you say?
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  Improv.
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  Bonus improv.
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  Joe,
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  can we get a suggestion, please?
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  Thank you.
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  Your suggestion is
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  birthday.
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  birthday
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  earth day
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  no
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  birthday
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  have you ever had a surprise party
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  no
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  me neither
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  we never have
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  I don't know if I really want a surprise party
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  no
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  but it would be nice if someone thought to try
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  yeah
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  have you ever thrown a surprise party
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  no
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  it's a lot of work
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  Also what if they don't like them
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  I know
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  I know
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  What if you give someone a heart attack
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  Yes
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  With an either inhaler and they don't have it
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  So many things could happen
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  So many things could go wrong
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  What's the best birthday cake
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  Best birthday cake
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  A confetti cake
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  Maybe I don't know
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  People talk a lot of shit about carrot cake
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  But I love carrot cake
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  carrot cake's good
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  that's going to be at all my parties
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  and if you don't like it
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  it's not your birthday
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  I like the idea of confetti cake as like a birthday thing
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  because it's like a once a year thing
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  carrot cake I'll have anytime
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  so it's like
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  yeah I want like if
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  yeah I like the idea of doing something
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  that's like specifically birthday
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  you're not going to have it any other time
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  I like the idea of having a special
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  birthday cake and then like a regular cake
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  for people who are boring
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  yeah like a sheet cake yeah just like that okay if you're clay davis it's a sheet cake yes
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  good wire reference have you guys ever gotten someone a birthday present and it was not well
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  received?
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  Yes.
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  Talk about that.
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  No.
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  I mean probably but people have the I mean I never had anyone like openly be like what is this Or have you ever gotten a birthday present
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  and then you're like, oh, thanks,
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  and then in your head you're like, what the fuck?
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  Yeah, I mean, I've gotten presents like that before.
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  But.
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  I got my dear sweet friend a necklace
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  and
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  it was like one of her favorite things.
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  Not the necklace itself, but the necklace was of.
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  And then I kept waiting for her to wear it
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  and she never wore it.
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  And I saw her cycling through all of her other necklaces
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  and I was like,
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  you hate my necklace?
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  And she's like, no, no, I don't hate it.
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  It's just so big.
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  How big was it?
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  It wasn't that big, but you know how
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  on your neck, if you have a pendant,
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  it could be too big?
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  What was it of?
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  a daisy
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  it was a big daisy
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  I mean
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  those are her words
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  I thought it was a normal daisy
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  but I'm just a guy
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  but she was very nice about it though
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  she never told me
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  she wasn't going to wear it
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  but then other gifts were perfect
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  I can't be mad
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  yeah
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  and now
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  improv
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  Ooh, I can't wait to see what you got me for my birthday.
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  I'm so excited to give this to you.
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  Oh, it's a big box.
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  Oh, Claire.
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  Yes, you're going to love this.
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  Oh, and it's super heavy.
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  Oh, here, here, here.
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  Put it down, put it down.
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  Here it is, here it is, here it is.
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  Okay, I'm opening it.
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  Open it.
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  I'm opening it.
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  Open it.
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  It's, oh.
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  It's, it's a full-size goofy costume.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  get in it you love it you love it you want i do i love goofy he's my favorite in the disney
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  universe i know i i oh okay the guy who played goofy for 10 years straight yeah
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  wore this costume oh it's it's oh it's it's a used goofy he took it with him when he left
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  Oh, it's a used
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  Oh, it smells
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  It smells like sweat inside
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  Yes!
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  Oh, Claire, I love you
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  I love that I did so good
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  Here, I'll zip you up
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  Okay, Bevan, thank you
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  Oh, it's so wet inside
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  Yeah, he just gave it to me
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  That's why I was outside
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  Goodbye, three grand, am I right?
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  Oh, you paid three grand for this?
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  I know a deal Oh can you do the voice Ugh Claire we are going to auditions
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  Oh, you know, oh, oh, here, you know what I just thought of?
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  Ooh, this is such a bummer.
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  What?
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  Ooh, I just thought of something.
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  What is it?
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  Why are you bummed?
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  No, don't be bummed.
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  I just thought.
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  No.
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  If I'm in the Goofy suit, I can't see Goofy.
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  Oh, I already thought of that.
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  What?
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  I have mirrors in every room of the house now
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  You'll never be without a reflection of goof
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  Oh Bev
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  Oh uh
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  Oh god
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  There I am
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  And Halloween's around the corner
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  Well it's too special
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  No it's too special to wear all the time
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  No it's okay
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  I'd rather it be loved and lived in
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  That's how I know the gift was well received
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  Oh
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  So I have to wear it so that you
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  You don't have to.
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  You want to, right?
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  I mean, I really appreciate this.
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  I really appreciate.
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  Oh, and I called your job?
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  Oh, no.
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  No, no, no.
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  I was just checking in.
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  I want to make sure you had PCO,
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  but I was talking to your boss,
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  and he happened to mention
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  that you guys are having a costume party next week,
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  so you can wear it there.
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  Yeah, it's supposed to be a sexy costume party.
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  HR was-
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  It has a butt flap.
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  Oh, oh.
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  they don't get long breaks over there
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  I do
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  God, a used butt flop
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  I didn't even think about the implications of that
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  God
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  the man who played Goofy was not a hygienic man
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  I can tell you that from being inside the suit
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  he was talented
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  Claire, I love you
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  and I just want you to know that
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  if you didn't like this gift
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  I would be so upset
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  I'd have to go back on my antidepressants
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  and you know how that would last time
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  I know, I don't want that
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  I don't want you to have to do that.
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  You did not handle it well, Bevan.
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  Oh, no.
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  Okay, all right.
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  I guess this is my life now.
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  Okay, great.
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  Yay.
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  Cut to work.
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  I know the party was yesterday.
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  Claire, sit down, Claire.
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  Yeah, I'm sorry that I'm still wearing this.
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  What's going on in your life, Claire?
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  How would you do this?
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  This was a gift
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  This was a birthday gift
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  Oh, happy birthday, Claire
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  Thank you, thank you
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  I appreciate it
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  That's not why I said that
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  I just
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  I have to
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  Kind of
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  I have to wear this all the time
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  Well, it's going to be a problem
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  In the office if you do
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  Because no one else is wearing a costume, see?
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  I know, I know
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  But if I take it off
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  It going to be a whole thing You met my husband Bevan Yes He I yeah He got God love him He I just don want him to go back on antidepressants
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  Oh my God, no, no.
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  No, no, he's much better off them.
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  Scared me.
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  I had to move zip codes again.
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  What?
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  I'm sorry, what'd you say?
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  I said, I might have to move zip codes again.
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  No, yeah, I don't want, no.
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  You scared me last time.
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  I know.
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  Gave me a ratchet sprat.
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  I know, I know.
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  So if you could just be cool about this, it would be...
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  I can't.
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  No, come on, please.
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  HR told me the other day that no costumes are allowed except for costume parties.
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  No.
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  I have to...
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  He insists on coming to work with me, too.
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  It's not even like I can change when I get here.
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  Bevan's here?
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  Bevan's in my office.
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  I'm going out the back.
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  No, no, no.
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  He's not on the inter...
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  He's great now.
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  He's wonderful, Bevan, right now.
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  All right.
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  That's why you understand why I have to wear this.
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  It's like, I can't take this off.
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  He'll know if I take it off.
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  Me and Alita is tough sometimes, but you're going to have to take it off.
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  What's going on in there, babe?
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  Nothing.
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  Nothing, Bev.
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  Just.
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  I'm picturing you in it.
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  I'm happy to see it.
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  Okay.
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  Well, look, please.
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  Isn't there something?
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  You can't make an exception?
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  No.
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  I guess this is goodbye then.
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  Hey, Bevan, guess what?
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  I quit my job.
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  Oh my God, this is great.
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  We could take this costume on the road.
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  Oh God.
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  Yes.
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  Oh God.
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  Come on, get in the car.
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  All right.
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  I guess I don't have a job anymore, so.
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  No, it's great.
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  I already got you your first gig.
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  My gig?
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  Yeah.
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  What do we?
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  Remember all the people that bullied you in high school?
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  Yeah.
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  they needed a party clown.
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  Oh, no, you didn't.
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  I reached out because I'm like, I'm sure they've grown.
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  No.
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  Look at us, we've grown.
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  And I said, Claire's doing goofy.
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  And they were like, book.
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  They booked it immediately.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Oh, God.
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  Cut to that party.
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  Please don't bully me.
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  Please don't bully me again.
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  Please don't believe me again.
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  Guys, pants her and then tie her up on the tree like a pinata.
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  Guys, you don't need to pants her.
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  There's a butt flap.
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  See?