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EP 32 - Straight Up. 🍸 Extra Dirty: The Guilty Pleasure Episode We Probably Shouldn't Have Recorded · Straight Up Extra Dirty's Podcast

• 0:17
  SPEAKER_02: Welcome back.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: The pineapple has to stay here.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Look at the video right there.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: If you put the pineapple close, it's gonna take over.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: The pineapple is what rules.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_02: It's gotta stay here so that it's small.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: See?
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: Put your cup on the cup.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_00: Put your cup on the pod pill poppily.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: Pod Populi.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: Populi p.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: Stop.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: He just likes to hear himself talk.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: This is this is a voice like that.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: He just But listen, when I speak like this on the mic, I actually sound pretty good.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying, I have a really good voice for radio.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: You do.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: You have a good voice.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Better voice for radio than than in person.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: It sounds so different when you listen through these things.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_02: It does.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: I just wish they had like a fashionable one.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: Like I kind of look like Mickey Mouse.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: Or you guys were calling me what?
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_00: Princess Leia?
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: Princess.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_00: You don't see Princess Leia?
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: Jessica Rabbit.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: You see Jessica Rabbit?
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_02: I see Jessica Rabbit, yeah.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'll take Jessica Rabbit.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: What about I'm trying?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, we gotta pluck them in.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: So wait, where's the where's the notes?
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm losing it.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna lose it.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: I'm losing my tits.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: You're worried about the notes?
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'm worried about the notes because there's what what was it?
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: What's the bubble called again?
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_00: What's that bubble thing?
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: The love bubble.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: The love bubble.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: We need to talk about the love bubble, okay?
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: We will talk about the love bubble.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: All right, I I suck them in.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: I put them in.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: Do they look better now?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: He says, your husband says, take them out, and you're telling me to suck them out.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: No, they should be where they are right now.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_02: Straight up extra dirty, but also straight up not triple X.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: But you're the one talking about this whole time.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: We're talking about they show frontal on freaking TV now.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's not triple X anymore.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: Now Triple X is putting that pineapple in your ass.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, frontal, that's just weird.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: It is?
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, frontal on men or women's?
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: I think if we have to see women's bs and women's women's tits on TV, that we should definitely be able to see fing d why not?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know about that.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: It all depends on the thing.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like I feel like you are v one of the very few women who don't agree with that.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: Well, no, I will always look when there's one of those moments where it's like, did you see that?
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, he was front.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: It was a full frontal.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: It was a full frontal.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_02: I am one of those women that will look like that.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: Does anybody see the full frontal on uh Arnold uh is it Arnold Schwarzenegger's son?
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: On Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: Is he hung like his dad?
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: Uh well I don't know what his dad looks like, so I really couldn't tell you.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what do you think?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: Like you've seen a lot of ds in your life.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: No, I think it's pretty nice.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: And I have seen a lot of d in my life.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: No, but I mean that in a very respectful way.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: You watch gay porn, I watch regular porn, so you probably see more penis than I see penis.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and you know, seeing like a man's penis in the gay world is a penis, yeah, it's like a jack is like a great.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh it's King coming on in.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: Cursed him out tonight before we came.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I don't know about you, but Michael's always on time, right?
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: Michael is always on time.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Michael, I think.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_02: How dare you he said that Michael He actually listened have you ever heard of the song, the country song Waiting on a Woman?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: Who sings it?
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, Michael, can you look that can we get our um our cast our our our our our backstage?
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_02: What are they called what what would you be called?
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_02: Can we get someone from the crew to look that up for us?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: We're just practicing because you can we can hear ourselves.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: We can hear ourselves.
• 3:57
  unknown: Brad Paisley.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: That's my other Brad Paisley sings the song Waiting on a Woman.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: And that's how many women has he been waiting on?
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, the song is about how like when women get ready, like the whole song is about like you spend your whole life waiting on a woman, right?
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: So when a woman gets ready to go somewhere, like when you're going out, like it you you she takes her time getting ready and you're waiting to go out the door.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, except for when your husband takes your products and starts using them and then you're waiting on him.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_02: Can we do a shout out to the uh Pod Populi?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, very nice, Mikey.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_02: So we should do a shout out to Pod Populi.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_02: We are filming at Pod Populi Boker Town, Florida.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, we are in the capital of absolute fabulous, fabulousness.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, I just wanted another huge like a shout out to these guys because I called and changed the time.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: How many times, Ryan?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like about six times, yeah.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: Six times.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: It started at 12:30, back to 9 30, 10 30, 1:30, 5 30, 6.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_00: Now we're here, it's evening time, so here we are.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_00: But they were like, LA, don't worry, Ryan said, don't worry, we got you.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: We'll make sure you be calm, you just take care of yourself, you get yourself here when you can get here.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_00: We got you.
• 5:17
  SPEAKER_00: So a big thumbs up to Podpley because you guys freaking rocked it, and so did Ryan.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_00: So Yeah.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that was just who could deal with me being neuro like talk about like when things get messed up.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like when things get messed up.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_00: Like I'm neurotic.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: I am completely neurotic.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: We didn't sleep for like days.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't sleep.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_00: I've been up since 5 30.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: And then I was, you know, what did I do?
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: He walked in.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_00: I I was like baking cookies, fresh bread.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: I made an Italian, like little uh facaccia bread.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, that's what I do.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_00: I when I get nervous, I start to cook.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_00: And then I couldn't eat it because I didn't, my makeup artist came and then my makeup was done.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay, I don't want to mess up my makeup and my lipstick, so I just made all this food I'm not gonna eat.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_02: She cooks and then I eat it.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, and he eats it.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: I sat there and I like mout down some bread and I was like, oh my god, I hope I don't get swollen before the filming is done.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_00: But then there's this then there's the um I'm starting to sink down a little bit.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_00: Besides gay porn.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: What are your favorite watching?
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_02: What is my favorite watch?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: My favorite watch.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm gonna have to say right now that I really have been enjoying the um Special Forces.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's been pretty cool.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, very nice.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_00: I happen to like reality TV because as you know, I was on reality TV myself, so I gotta back up my people on reality TV that I absolutely, you know, it's mindless, it gets me out of my own problems, and I'm watching everybody else's stuff happening.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_00: The way they watched my stuff go down, I watch everybody else's, but I don't know.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_00: But I do have a weird obsession with one station.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_02: One station?
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_02: What's that?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_00: Crime ID, I swear to God.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, everybody with the crime ID doop, doop, doop, doop.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_00: You have no idea.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's like signs of a psychopath.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_00: I probably know 15 people that have signs of a psychopath.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_00: And I am freaked out.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_00: I am like legit freaked out because I watch that stuff and that's crazy.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_00: See, it's real.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: I can't watch that stuff because people always be getting killed in the middle of the night in their bed.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like, how the hell do you get killed in your freaking bed?
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: You like because you're sleeping and you don't hear anything?
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_00: You have to do it.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_02: You don't hear the alarm, the windows, like nobody has security in this country.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what the heck is going on?
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody's getting shot, murdered in their bed.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_00: No, but you know what?
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you what it does do.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_00: It keeps me alert when I go to the when I'm out shopping, when I go to the mall.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I learned from this stuff.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I learn, like, make sure somebody's not following you.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: Look over your shoulder, see who's around.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: You know, turn your rings around the other way so you don't see you have all the jewelry.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_00: The other thing is like the bags.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_00: Like, if I shop in, you know, the Italian stores that I hide from my husband, those shopping bags, by the way.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: That's why you got to get the hard kibass so you can hit somebody on the way to the cars.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_00: But I hide those bags.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_00: So now I really hide those bags because when I'm in the shopping center and I'm, you know, at Gucci, Fargamo, Louie, I just, you know, I kind of put them away.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody knows that I'm doing that.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: But I learned that from Crime ID.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_00: And I also learned how many people I know are psychopaths.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_00: Or at least the making of.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, there's a lot of sociopathic people out there.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: You know, product of video games.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I like real TV.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_00: I like anything that's real.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Also, I was thinking, like, you know, what about like the like reality TV series?
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what would be like well, you know what my favorite reality TV show is.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you like RuPaul's show, right?
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I love RuPaul.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: I love RuPaul's shows.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_02: She has many of them.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_02: And it's been an empire, and she's changed the face of drag.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_02: Um which by the way, we need to support local drag because that's where it all begins.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: People don't realize that if you if you're only going out to see the headliner, then there's no seed from the bottom.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: Like you gotta start from the bottom.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_02: We can't have a show with nobody to pick from the bottom.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_02: So I also really like um well, we know we like dance moms.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's right.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_02: Um shout out to Abby Lee Miller, because she's like one of my favorites.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_00: I had a whole you like you and your husband gave me a whole lesson on her a couple of weeks ago, and now I'm like, I have to find that those shows and watch it because she's she is badass.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like, that's crazy.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't have daughters, but that is like, I don't know if I would be able to handle that woman if it was my kid on that show.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_00: She's ultimate TV villain.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: She could be TV any, I don't give a shit.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_00: But you talk to my kid like that, it ain't gonna happen with me.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_00: I will throw your ass right out the door.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_00: I don't care if you're the dance mom, I'll go find somebody else.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_00: But I'll tell you right now, that is ne that would never, ever happen.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_00: And if you if if my kid wants to be on TV and be on that show, I will guarantee you that woman will never talk to my kid like that.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_00: That would be the last time she ever talks to my kid like that.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_02: And then she would fire you.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't give a shit, but look at the way she's doing those kids.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_02: The moms were like talking back.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like, but listen, we go back to the whole villain thing.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_00: Kick your ass.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: You want to kick me off?
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'll kick my you'll kick your ass on my way out the door.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_00: That's how I was.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever seen villains?
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I caught some of it.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know you watched it.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Who was like, like, tell me, do you think I would be a villain, villain?
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, but you'd be a good contestant for traitors.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_00: Traitors?
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, traitors, yeah, yeah.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't think I'm I mean, people called me out as a villain on You Me and My X because they thought I was like the villainous ex-wife that was trying to get in on their my ex-husband and his marriage.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, on Wendy's marriage.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I got I got a lot of heat from that.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_00: I threw a couple of chairs in a fire.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_00: I had my hissy fit.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: I you roasted a few marshmallows.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: I lost it.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know what?
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_00: You you press my buttons and I'm gonna go.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_00: But um Yeah, TV.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, TV, there's a there's so much on TV right now.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_00: There is, there is.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I like I said, I like the real, I like the real stuff.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_00: Like I like reality.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so here's something.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: So our show was on TLC, and we were as we were um getting ready to launch it, they said, Oh, you're gonna be right before 90-day fiance.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what the hell's that?
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: They're like, What are you, the only person in the universe that doesn't, you know, know what that is?
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I honestly don't know what the hell that is.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_00: I go, I heard of it, but I don't know anything about it.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_00: Well, not only am I addicted, my husband's addicted, I'm on to that.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: The 90-day fiance.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: The 90-day fiance.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_00: You want to hear something crazy?
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_00: Listen to this.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_00: You want to see something fing crazy shit?
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm ready for it.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you ready for this?
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_00: This is like total.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not kidding you.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_00: This is complete guilty pleasure that I cannot believe I'm going to admit to this.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna close my eyes while I say this.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_00: The freaking making of a sister wife.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_00: You these crazy people.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_00: Listen, Mikey G, I swear to God, there is a group that there are people out there that want sister wives.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_00: My opinion is they just want a threesome and a booty, like they just want to have like or massive orgies.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_00: That's and and hey, look, everybody's got their thing.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_02: But I don't know.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_02: To me, it doesn't sound so bad, multiple incomes in one household.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_00: These women, there's there's one group.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know whether this one girl, she all she does is cry.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, they've been through four different trials of women from the same country of Brazil.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_00: You think you might want to go to a different country?
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_00: Like you're failing every single freaking time, but they're not doing it.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, Yeah, so she they got a new one in, and the wife's constantly crying.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: Well, now she's gotta move into the uh a different bedroom than her husband, and then she's cross sobbing over it.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, like, what do you think's gonna happen?
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_00: You bring you invite another woman into your house.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_00: I I and I'm like, you know, you you want company?
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you have a best friend?
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you have a girlfriend?
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you have a sister?
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_00: Be a lesbian.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_00: Why do you need to bring a man in there?
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_00: Be a lesbian.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_00: They're not even lesbians, they're all for the men.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: The one guy, the one guy's got a big bed, they all sleep together.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_00: They don't have sex in that big bed.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_00: But and they think and they don't want Well, they have a separate bed for sex?
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_00: They have a boom boom room.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, it gets worse.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: Boom boom room.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_02: They don't the gays call that a dungeon.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just saying.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: But they don't um the guy doesn't work.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_00: All the women work.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: He sits home and takes care of the baby.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean like what's up with that?
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, like what I don't want to sound like uh I mean like crazy, but that doesn't sound so bad to me.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe I would these women are saying like Does he have to sleep with them?
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I maybe I maybe I could sign up for some sister wives.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, they they they sleep at all of it.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's the craziest I've ever seen on TV.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's bad crazy.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to tune in though.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like that, that's pretty bad.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_00: It's on, it's on TLC.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's on late for probably a very good reason.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: It is mind-blowing.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_00: My husband walks into the bedroom because he's usually, you know, out in the office working, and then when he comes in and and he's like, What is this?
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: It's gotten to the point now where he's just like, hmm, what's going on?
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, he knows the people's names.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_00: He's like, What are they doing?
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like, he's got he's got like he knows their names?
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: He thinks it's nuts because I make him watch his sh.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it is nuts.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, think about it.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like, for me, like, I was like, I feel like having one partner is enough, like to try to like balance out, like making sure that that person is pleased.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that guy must feel so much pressure to be pleasing however many women he has.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how about sister?
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_00: So that's making of a sister wife or something like that.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_00: It's like finding the sister wife.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_00: Then there's the show called Sister Wives, which actually the guy that's on there, I think his name is Cody, was on your show, the or is still on the show, the the uh special uh four uh special forces uh with that whole team of people.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_00: And so, you know, I my husband looks at him and says, dude, I can't even handle one wife.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_00: Why the hell would you want like four?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_00: You know, and they all kind of left them.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, do they handle each other?
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like, is there like is there like a hierarchy?
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't know.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_00: I I I they need to de dive a little deeper into that because he got divorced.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_00: So now you're really not sister wives, you're like a sister.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_00: Like you don't have a you don't there's no wives, there's one.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: It's weird.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that whole sp so we go back to the special forces thing, right?
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_00: Have you seen that show?
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean it's there's some badass people on that show.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: There's some badass people, but there's also some people I'm like, really?
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, why'd you put her on there?
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know.
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, like who?
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_00: Uh that model girl, like, you know.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know who she is, though.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um I don't know her either.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be like I'm gonna be like uh.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know her.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_00: Well, how about Jesse uh Smollett?
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_02: Jesse Smollett.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: Is that the that guy?
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_00: It's that guy that he was crying the other night, and I'm like, is those real tears?
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: Those tears are not real tears.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_00: Those are crocodile.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_00: They're not even tears.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: You can't even say crocodile.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why they even put that guy's face on reality TV.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_02: Because he's like, if anybody's an actor, I mean, come on.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_02: Just saying.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_00: Wasn't he found guilty?
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_02: He was found guilty.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: And honestly, he was very clearly guilty.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: And if you watch a show, I really feel like he he he sh was gonna get voted out.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think he's all of a sudden he's like, Yeah, you know, it's like come on, tell me choke it on himself.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, really, dude, we know what's going on.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_00: I got your number, I've seen what you've done.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_00: Like, are you kidding me?
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm shocked that they brought him on that show, but they did.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, I think some people like to see you know the villain get uh redemption, but but I do uh like have a very well yeah, I mean that was just I don't know, whatever.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_00: And then he didn't want to carry the guy out of like, I mean, like that's kind of crazy.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: First of all, like I I'm not even gonna get I don't want to dive into it because it's spoiler alert, but he was he just didn't listen in any of the exercises.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_02: I'm surprised he made it as long as he did.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like, really honestly, he I would have kicked his ass.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_00: I would have absolutely kicked his ass.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_00: I would have been like, you're not gonna carry this thing, you're out.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_00: I would have tripped him, I would have broke his kneecap.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_02: I would have tripped him, knocked his kneecap.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: How Italian of you.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_02: A little Italian.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_00: We'll take off a toe and watch you squirm, you know, like But there, you know, but but I but what I did really love is the mother-daughter duo that was in there.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_00: I thought that was pretty badass.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_02: Really cool.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: But don't you think that that could possibly be a distraction, you know?
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_00: No, I think that I think that's the bond of a mother and a daughter, and we're talking about Teresa and her daughter Gia.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, not for nothing, but like when your son was on there, like if you were there with their with your son.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_00: I have tried listen, I've done mommy and me trips when Dominic was little, and that it was always to an exotic place because I wanted to be able to, you know, take him away someplace when his father and I got divorced, and be able to let so this way he didn't miss out on a family vacation just because his dad and I couldn't get our together.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_00: But we went to Italy, we went to Costa Rica, we went to Hawaii, we went to Turks and Caicos, we went to Bahamas, we were all over the freaking place.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_00: Would I ever think to like I, you know, like so they're dropping out of a goddamn plane into a water like she's almost drowning, and I'm like, and she then her daughter's getting her ass kicked, and I'm like, okay, this is a little different than what I was thinking.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I that's my whole point.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_02: Like, if the kid was there, would you be able to be focused?
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_00: Or no, I would not.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: I would be I mama bear would be coming in.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, nobody's gonna mess with my kid.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_00: And I get that Teresa didn't want to see her daughter fight, because I did see that scene and that episode where she was like, I don't want to see my daughter in a fist fight.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_00: And I would have done the same thing.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way I would have done that, been able to stand there and watch my son get into a fist fight.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I agree with you.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: Because if if somebody, like if it was me and my sister, and I saw somebody hit people smack my sister in the face, I would I would wow the f out.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_02: I would just go crazy.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: There's no way.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_00: And it wouldn't and I don't blame her.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_00: She's like, I I can't, I can't handle it.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm the same way.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, there's no way.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_00: But I think, you know, I give them a lot of credit.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_00: I think they talk about the reason why they did it was, you know, they do have what I'm reading online is that they do have a lot of respect for the armed services and what they go through and all the training.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that was badass stuff that they were doing.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I could do that.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I wouldn't, I would, I would try anything once.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: Well, almost anything.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: But I would never shove this pineapple up my butt, just so you know.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_00: That would never happen.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm just saying.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it would take a whole bottle of whiskey.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe a couple painkillers, too.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little prickly.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: What about lube?
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little prickly.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, turn your head and cough.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: You'll be fine.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I just I don't know.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_00: So I I'm really into the I'm into the show.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_00: I love the mother-daughter duo.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_00: I know Teresa's off.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and I I felt her like anxiety when she was going under the water and she was like, uh she was having an anxiety attack.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_00: And my son, it's funny because my son does the same thing to me.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_00: Like, he's like, Ma, calm, you gotta breathe, Ma, calm down.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_00: When I get all amped up and I get excited about stuff, and he's the one that calms me down.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_00: And you could see that mother-daughter relationship that they have, it's such a strong bond because that baby girl is the oldest.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_00: The way I mean, I only have one, she's got four, but you know, her her oldest daughter is literally almost the same age as Dominic, my son.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_00: And yet, you know, they have a very similar bond where she's very protective of her mom.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_00: She's seen her mom, you know, go through a lot, and she's there for her, she's supportive of her.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: And some of these kids out there nowadays, they kind of like take that stuff for granted.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: You know?
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_02: So Well, I think Americans take a lot of things for granted, and that's why that show is so important.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's like important.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: See that you know that you know that freedom is not free.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_02: And these type of type of things that they're actually happening every day.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_02: And they always have.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, it's a shame because the housewives of New Jersey has been on a pause and and you know, who knows what's gonna happen next.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_00: And uh everybody's wants to know like what's happening, and you know, uh they just it's just you know, they just I don't know what happened.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_00: They just completely disintegrated, you know.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I feel like you gotta love Dolores.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody loves Dolores, and Dolores loves everybody, so she's kind of like, yeah, she I listen, I got nothing to say.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_00: Like there are certain people on that show.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_00: Listen, I think Therese is freaking awesome because she's real, she's authentic, she is who she is.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_00: We got a new guest.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: We do, we do.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_00: I have a surprise guest for you, Mikey G.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_00: I'm always full of surprises, and you know me.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: I love my girls, especially my Jersey girls.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_00: And she, this one, she's a doesn't not need any introductions because if she's not flipping tables, she's certainly turning them.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_02: She's turning them.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna flip any tables?
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna flip your table in a second.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_02: She's gonna flip my table because I got a surprise for you.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh boy.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_02: Say hello.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_00: Say hello.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: Hello.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's raining d oh god.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_02: Hallelujah.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_02: It's raining ts.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_00: All right, Rob, do you want us to do anything else before Teresa comes on?
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_02: This just in.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: Bush is in.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_00: Can he hear me?
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_02: Can you hear me?
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_02: Hello?
• 23:44
  unknown: Tick tick.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I can hear you.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_00: Is there anything is how was that lead in or no?
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_03: That was good.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: I was let's do another one just to try something different.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: Good, tell us.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: Mikey, you should also have a fucking good question.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't have any good questions, though.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_02: I'm boring.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_00: Ask her about the pineapple.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_00: That was gonna be the thing.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_00: We were gonna go right down the line.
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_02: What's the secret?
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe you could you're wait a minute.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_00: You're a hairdresser.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: She's she just went and got her hair done.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_00: You could say something about her hair.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, like I said, I was gonna ask her if she's hairy like a real Italian girl.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_00: No, don't say that.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_00: That's not gonna be a good thing.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_00: Nobody wants to be hairy.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_03: That's a great idea.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's not.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_03: No, don't listen to him.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_03: No, don't.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: Do not listen to Rob.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be late.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_00: Do not listen to Rob.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_02: She's gonna be like, screw you.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_00: But she made me.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_00: No, because you don't even understand.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_00: He made me shave my face last week.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_02: She was like, Why does my makeup look so weird?
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Well, you might need a little derma bleeding.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm like, you gotta do something about that face.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like, and then wait, it gets even more fed up because then she's getting her makeup done two weeks later.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_00: Who got so?
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_02: Two weeks later.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_02: She's getting her makeup done, and the makeup artist says, Yeah, you need a derma plane.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_02: And I she turns around and flicks me off in the corner.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, I told you.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_02: You gotta get rid of that Italian woman, that inner Italian woman.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's part of genetics.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_00: There's nothing I could do.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_00: That's what makes us beautiful.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so uh we're talking about Teresa, right?
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like on special ops, because she's so awesome.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_00: Badass.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: If there's anybody that could that could take on the freaking what are they?
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_00: Are they Navy SEALs?
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what are they?
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_00: They're not SEALs.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_00: What are they?
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_00: Special ops, right?
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_00: Is that a mix of all the different services?
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't really know.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_00: Honest to God, I don't know.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_00: I guess we'll find out.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_02: We should ask that question, actually.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good question.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, I guess we could.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what is it, what is the training for the city?
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'd like to know how hard it was for her to leave Gia behind.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't know if I could leave my kid in Morocco with those crazy b.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_00: And I mean the guys, not the girls.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_00: Like, they were just they would they were like brutal.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but they're like a bunch of like football players and stuff.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_02: I don't like the fact that football players nowadays, they don't even really tackle.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like, there's so many damn rules with football.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's like they can barely even hit each other.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_02: They're like smacking each other like across the face on the field nowadays.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_02: And then they're like, oh, I pulled out my Achilles heel.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna be out for six weeks.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like the way they um I don't you know what I couldn't handle?
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you what.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_00: I might be able to handle some of the like physical activity, not all, but some.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_00: What would freak me the hell out is when they put the freaking bag over their head and they bring them into like you put a bag over my head, I'm f I'm losing my sh.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_00: If I can't, if I can't see and you I would lose my mind.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_00: Well that's the sadistic say what do you call it?
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_00: Sadie mastic.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, where are you taking me?
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_00: Sadie mastic?
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like How do you say it?
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: Here we go with the kickstand.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_00: God Sadiomastic?
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_00: What's the word?
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_00: How do you say it?
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: It's masochistic.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_02: Sadiomasochist.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: Sadiomasochist.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 27:01
  unknown: Oh.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: God bless you.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_02: So if I could if you could ask me any question.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_02: If I could ask any question to Teresa.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if Teresa was in front of you right now, what question would you want to know?
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_02: I would be like, what the hell's up with the pineapple?
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's a great question.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_02: Do you have some do you have some type of pineapple does I know what pineapple does for me, but I don't like she makes she talks about the pineapple.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_02: I just saw a gentleman adjust himself.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why every time I look at a man, they're always touching their junk.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_00: Because they're looking at you.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_02: They're not looking at me.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_00: Does my sound sound okay?
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_00: Because he doesn't want to.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: Every man adjusts their stuff because it's like not fun.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's like we don't have underwire for underwear, like you guys have underwear for your boots.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm having a fing hot flash.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_02: Are you having a hot flash?
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: Do I look red?
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm getting red.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_00: Don't lie to me.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_02: Your neck is Merlot.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_00: My neck is Merlot, right?
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_00: We have a fan.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_00: I need a menopause fan.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_00: Jack, I need a menopause fan.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_00: No, I need a menopause fan for real.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_02: So when right-handed, so I should probably put my drink on the right so I don't spill it.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_00: I would say that I would want to know like what would be the next like if you got to choose a different if she got to choose a different city, like say she's gonna move.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_00: Of all the housewife franchises, where would she move to?
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_00: What city?
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_00: Like, is it Salt Lake?
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_00: Is it Miami?
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_00: I think I know what the answer would be.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_00: But I wouldn't I would let her answer that.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, is it Orange County?
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: Is it LA?
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: Is it Miami?
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_00: It's definitely Beverly Hills.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_00: You think Miami?
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Orange County.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_02: And he does a lot of business down here.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_02: Louis does a lot of business down here.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: Does he?
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_02: Well, she said it a couple times, like during the when I was watching the show, like that he was down here.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's cool.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I hope she comes down to Florida.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's a big thing.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_02: And she's got a kid in Tampa.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, she does.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_00: Her daughter's.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody's birthday was yesterday, one of her kids.
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_00: Which one, Michael?
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_02: Gianna.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_00: Gia Gia.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_02: Gia.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_02: It was Gia's.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_00: You better get with the freaking names here, guys.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well, then I'm not going to say it, but I'm just telling you it was.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: Gianna.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: Gianna's my hairdresser back in Jersey.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_02: I get it all confused.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_00: They're all the same ages.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_00: They're not all the same.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_00: Not everybody's got a Gianna.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_00: Dominic was supposed to be a Gianna, just so you know.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_00: If I had a girl, I didn't know what I was having.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you waited until you were born.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_00: I waited until I had Dominic.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's a good question to ask her.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I don't know.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_00: She, I don't, I can't remember now.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_00: I think there was only one child that was born on the show.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: Although I don't remember.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_00: You have no fing idea the day I have.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_02: I know me too.
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.