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We might need to get a lawyer! · Talking Shed

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6/6. Yo, welcome back to the Talking
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Shit podcast. You're here with Josiah Machu,
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bringing the latest on sports, pop culture and last big
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questions. On today's episode, we're going
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to be talking about a few things going on in the world at the
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moment. Yeah, bro, we got a few updates.
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We're going to touch on the Jeff Bezos wedding.
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Money, money, money. See.
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See. I'm also going to have a quick
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update on NBA scandal that's going on at the moment.
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See take your thoughts on that. Yeah, and talking about
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scandals, I might need to lawyer her up as well.
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And also we're going to be talking about the British and
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Irish Lions tour that's going on in Australia at the moment, one
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of the biggest sporting events in the world.
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So we're going to kick it off with our general updates.
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Yeah, bro. So I guess I'll kick it off.
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So the Jeff Bezos wedding, So have you heard about what's
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happening that what is what he's been doing like recently?
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Look bro, all I know is that all my amigo and amigas aren't happy
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over there. Yeah.
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Oh, they're not happy. About it?
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I've not heard about that bro. Reports are from what I've seen
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and heard the people in that area in that area where they
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getting married. They got married in Venice.
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Okay, that's where it is. So people in Venice aren't happy
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about the wealth of these individuals that are coming into
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that area and getting married. They must have just like come
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out, come in there and like took over as well, like.
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Bro must well these all these star-studded celebrities,
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apparently, that's what. I was gonna get your take on
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bro. So Jeff Bezos, obviously, he had
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the biggest divorce and of all time recently, and his wife
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became like one of the richest in the world and he's still the
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richest in the world. Real quick, clap for the his ex.
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Yeah, she did well, bro. Yeah, one of the great, one of
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the great one. Of the great ones.
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So just his new his new partner, I forget her name something
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Sanchez. But anyway, she was she actually
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her first husband was Tony Gonzalez from the tight end.
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And then she went on and had a Hollywood husband after that.
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And then now this is her third marriage with another.
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Obviously she stepped up every time, you know what I mean?
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But like bro, honestly, it is what it is.
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Like obviously she's, she's a business woman in my opinion,
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but like a. Very good one apparently.
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It's just a bit crazy to me, like you touched on before, bro.
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So I'll just rattle off some of the people that attended the
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wedding. Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner,
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Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Leonardo DiCaprio,
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Tom Brady, Oprah Winfrey. Those aren't your friends, bro.
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Those aren't your friends. That's all I don't like about
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Bo. That's all a status thing.
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Like Bo. Jim Bezos.
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If I guarantee if your net worth was even 10 million, these
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people wouldn't talk to you, Bo. Yeah.
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So what are you doing? Like, you could still be rich
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and you're so not on. Like, they're their level.
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They still wouldn't talk to you. Do you know what I mean?
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Like, why? Why?
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Why are you inviting them into your most special day?
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Yeah. And you're just trying to make
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it about what people think of you, bro.
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Kylie Jenner does not. Bro.
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If you if you were somehow in the same year year group at
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school, Kylie Jenner would make fun of you, Jeff Bezos.
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She would laugh at you, bro. Like, don't, don't try and like,
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pretend like these people are your friends, you know?
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So that's the one. Eck, I have.
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What do you. What do you think about that,
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first of all? Yeah.
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So for me, there's obviously a play in this and that it's
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obviously a marketing employee, I reckon.
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So this is a conspiracy in me coming out.
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Yeah. But you, you are 100% inviting
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all these people to your wedding because they have money behind
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them. Yeah.
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And when people have money behind them, there's marketing
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behind them. Yeah.
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So I don't know, maybe. I mean, I reckon it's a gimmick,
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but you know, I'm not a big fan of it, especially when you can't
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tell me they catch up on a weekly.
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Basis. No way bro, no way.
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Probably not even on a monthly basis.
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Bro, there's no way. Whoa, and he would have flown
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them all out. So like obviously if Tom Brady,
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Jeff Bezos goes, bro, you want to come to Venice for my
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wedding, you know, and I'll fly about free like 5 star
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accommodation every all the all the meanest stuff you can think
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of it. Yeah, by hard.
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We're best friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But like, come on, Jeff, have some self-awareness.
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Do you reckon he's maybe just lost all his mates because he
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got rich and they probably were asking for money and stuff?
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Damn it, that might be a good one.
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It probably is, eh? That might be a good one.
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All this mate probably started doing those like, oh, I think
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you're the man now because you got money.
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Oh all good, all good, all good bro.
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You don't want to hang out with someone that's like.
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I've looked at some of the people on this guest list, bro,
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and you need to have at least 40 mil behind you to even get on
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their list. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm looking at the amount of money that these people make,
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like I'll name a few Bill Gates is apparently.
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Was he there? He was there.
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Apparently, his estimated net worth is $130 billion.
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I know they secretly hate each other.
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Yep, everyone free, all right? You can have some $2.8 billion.
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Kim Kardashian 1.7 billion. Leonardo DiCaprio 300 million.
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I know these wedding presents must have went crazy.
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What are you getting? Like they're, they're just
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dropping a million. Straight diamonds, gold bars.
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Fuck right they ain't even thinking about none of their
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microwave stuff or things to go to your kitchen bro.
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But. And then normal ones there's
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like people giving you plates and stuff, eh?
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Right bro, these guys are getting straight gold bars and
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diamonds. Right, so bro, this is a
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breakdown of the wedding. So apparently it was 20 million
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plus for the wedding. Some of these things I don't
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even know what they are like an Arsenal 1.5 mil.
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I think that's like the castle. It's got a castle picture.
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So I think that 1.5 for the castle.
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What I'm just going to say park area, so the venue as well, 2.5
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venue, another venue million, so you got about 5 million in
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venue. Food 360,000.
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Catering 1,000,000. Bro, who is paying that much for
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food? Bro what?
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Let's pay is that one day? One day 1,000,000 for catering
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bro what are taxis 270,000? I feel like they're getting
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ripped off of these prices as well like gift boxes.
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So every person that comes gets a gift box 40,000 Oh bro it says
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here donations 3.5 million. Oh my God bro this is what I had
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buzzed out at though. Security to Milt.
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Yeah, that's because Trump's wife was there.
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Bro did they have Matt Damon or something?
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Hey, if you got the first lady there bro, it better be them be.
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Born ultimatum or like John John Wicken, bloody Legolas and the.
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Legolas was there, bro. He was there.
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He was. That's crazy, though.
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I like we're talking about like last week.
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It's it's topical because we're talking about weddings and, and
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how they're expensive and that's why people don't get married and
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that kind of thing. And man, this just shows.
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I just wondered how the heck did some of these people even get on
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the list? Katy Perry you ain't friends
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with. That's what I'm talking about.
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Chef Bezos. Lady Gaga ain't friends with
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him, bro. But Lady Lady Gaga performed,
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and so did Elton John, I think. Oh, there you go.
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Wait, is Elton John live? Yeah.
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Oh yeah, he performed, I think. Oh, true.
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Yeah, he did perform, Yeah. And and Mateo Beau Silly, but I
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don't know who that is. No idea that.
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Must be trash. That sounds like an opera singer
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I don't know. Anyway, that's update on
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weddings man. So yeah, guys, maybe have your
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wedding in a couple of months so this doesn't make your one look
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average. Yeah, yeah, we'll never.
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Yeah, we'll never. Yeah.
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Just remember give prenup. What's your update bro?
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Bert, I actually, in all honesty, bro, I might need a
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lawyer. I'll pay.
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Very serious, bro. I got into the accident 8.
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No you didn't bro straight. Up, but not not like and it's
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actually with a car as well, but I'll tell you the story.
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So pretty much what happened to us.
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Bro, you haven't told me this. No, I know because I'll say it
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for the podcast. Oh.
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My gosh. OK, OK, let me lock in.
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Let me lock in. Nah, so.
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I didn't hit a car. OK, yeah, sweet.
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I just hit a person. Don't feel like that, bro.
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Back me up. Hold up.
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Let me tell a story. Let me tell a story, bro.
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Bro. That's kind of crazy.
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Bro, that's crazy. Hey, yeah, right.
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So let me OK first and. Foremost, you're on your phone.
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No, no, I wasn't. I wasn't OK.
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Tell a story, Tell a story. Honestly, I was like panicking.
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Hey, I was straight up panicking because I was coming out of.
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So my partner and I, we both had the day off work, right?
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Yeah, so I'm on school holidays. She just had the day off work
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and we decided we'll make a day of it.
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So we went out and we got some breakfast out down at this place
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called MC Sandwiches. MC Sandwiches done at barely.
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Yeah, that's I went in and I pulled in and we got our feed.
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We finished our feed, went back in the car park.
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One thing I realized that when I first pulled into the car park
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was how small this car park was. Yeah, the MC.
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I've noticed that, yeah. It's pretty small way.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.
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All right. Yeah, I am on the right path.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro, it was. It's real small, so when I
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backed out and. I'm are you going to are you,
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are you in legal trouble? Is this going to like
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incriminate you? No, no, no.
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OK, KK. No, just just.
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I hope not. We'll find out.
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So if you're a lawyer, sponsor us.
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Yeah. So anyway, I just noticed how
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small this car park was, bro. And so I started pulling out.
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So I when I when I first got there, I parked front ways.
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I didn't reverse into the car park.
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Yeah. Anyway, we're leaving this MC
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sandwich shop or restaurant whatever you want to call it,
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and as I'm leaving bro out of nowhere this bloody truck that
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delivers food from coals or willies pulls up.
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Bro. I didn't even see this thing
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like it just it just randomly appeared bro.
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So when I first hopped in the car there was no truck.
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All of a sudden as I start reversing the trucks there, I'm
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looking at the car park and I'm like bro how am I supposed to
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get out of this? Anyway, I pull back into my car
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park as the truck's reversing but he sees I just pulled out if
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that makes sense. So then he pulls out again so
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that I can come out. Oh bro, I'm lost.
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Bro, that's the craziest thing, bro.
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Yeah, you. This.
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Is the crazy now? So you see how much you see?
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See what's going from my head, OK, as I'm explaining this is
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what's going on in my head. I'm back and forth, bro.
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I'm like what the fuck am I doing?
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Like anyway, I pull back into my car park and he moves to a
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position where I can get out OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah. Anyway, there's this blind spot
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behind next to this truck. Right.
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All of a sudden this bloody Ford Bronco comes out of nowhere bro.
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Bro not the person coming bro this Ford.
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Bronco comes out of nowhere and he parks right next to me, bro.
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And Ford Broncos are massive. They're massive.
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Anyway, he's almost door to door with me.
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So I'm like, bro, I can't even see where this truck is now, and
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now I have to get past you. Like, yeah, anyway, there's like
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a three-way telepathic discussion.
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Telepathic discussion. That's a new win, win of the
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day. OK.
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OK, right. So this is like this three-way
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telepathic discussion that we're having.
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Like can I go, I'll go, you want to come out, I'll come out.
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OK, so I get to a point where I finally like, all right, I'm the
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one leaving. I decide I'm going to pull out,
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pull out real smooth. Anyway, I go into the left hand
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side passing this big truck. And as I'm passing this big
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truck, Gee, all of a sudden I stored and as I stored, bro,
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this person randomly comes out of nowhere.
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Boom. Oh true.
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So much shit going on bro. I couldn't handle the scenario
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it. Was you go, you go, Yeah.
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Yeah, it happened so quick and I was so like, at this point
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stressed. Yeah, I was like, bro, this
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Bronco was there, then this truck was there.
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Where the hell did the person come from?
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And all I hear is. This.
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Did you smash him or what? Bro enough with is a thud like
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there was a thud anyway bro shout out to this guy because he
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just starts walking. I'm like sorry bro.
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And he goes all good and he just walks off bro.
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I'm like fuck, you're the mangy bro.
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As soon as he did that I just zoomed in.
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Get out of here bro. There's no way of getting pulled
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up on that. That's, oh, that.
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Would have freaked you out though.
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Oh. Freaked me out hard because as
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soon as I hit the thudgy I was like fuck yeah that's enough to
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like knock someone over. Yeah, I've actually hit some
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Forza. Oh hell.
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But I did it on purpose. So the the boat, that's crazy.
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So I was pulling, I was after a league game and I had all the
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boys. We were driving back to the club
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rooms. We just pumped Glenfield like
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100 nil. And so we were leaving and there
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was this this group of boys walking past and there was just
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dawdling boat and like, and so I was just about to pull on the
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road and I was like, there was a gap and then I missed it because
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they were just like dawning like thought they were cool kind of
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thing. The last dude was like this big
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fat dude and he was like walking slow.
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And I was like, so I started like creeping forward and he
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just kept walking slow. So I was like, Nah, stuff it.
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So I took my foot off a break in yeah.
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And I was like, better keep moving.
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Hey. So yeah, I've I've heard some of
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that bro, just to. Just to get on you OK?
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Thanks, bro. Honestly, yeah, I might need a
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lawyer up. I don't know, man.
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I don't know. It's just so he.
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Doesn't listen. Yeah, I know right now I'm sure
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he doesn't listen. He didn't know who I was so.
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But yeah. Oh, man, there was just so much
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going on. Hey, I just didn't know what to
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do. Like I I just finished enjoying
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my breakfast. Yeah, right.
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And he was just like mayhem for like straight 20 seconds, not
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knowing what was going on. And out of nowhere, bro, this
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fellow comes and I just, yeah, sorry bro.
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Oh. Who knows bro?
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Could have been worse, could have been worse.
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Could have been worse. But the other news?
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Let's get to our sports update for the week.
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Man, I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious
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and most ruthless champion there's ever been.
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There's no one can stop me. Stop me, stop me, stop me.
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Suarez delivers swing at a drive left field.
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It's deep, it's gone. And so is maybe Malik Beasley.
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Alright, what's going on over there, man?
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So I don't know if you've heard, but Malik Beasley has pretty
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much just been done for gambling on NBA games and Malik Beasley
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for no one that knows that he's just had a gun season with the
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Detroit Pistons and he's a really good shooter and
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defender. I'd say a guard out of I don't
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know where he's actually from. But anyway, he's, he's been,
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he's been done for two and like 2 years ago, they've, they've
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fucking dated it back and, and, and he's, and he's found that he
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was gambling on, on NBA games. And then they've also found that
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he's actually in debt, bro. So apparently I saw this thing
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on online it said that he was $8 million in debt.
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And so this debt has stemmed from he apparently he got a
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650,000 advancement from his management company.
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So obviously he hadn't got a contract.
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He's about to get a contract for something.
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So sometimes they get like advance payments from their
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managements and knowing that they'll pay it back.
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And then he didn't pay that back and they filed for a lawsuit of
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2.25 million against them. So there's that.
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But there's also other other people he owes.
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So apparently he owes like a barbershop $30,000.
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Apparently he owes a dentist like 20 something, $1000 and
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then apparently his unpaid rent for like $30,000, bro.
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And this is how much he's absolutely caked.
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It is. He just signed.
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He was just about to sign an extension with the Detroit
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Pistons because he had a main season last season of 42,000,000
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for three years, bro. He caked it.
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That's straight cocked bro. Oh bro, he's taking the what an
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absolute. He's taking the piss, idiot.
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Bro 42 mil. That's great bro.
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That's. And he and he's and he's and
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he's lost it over bro $1,000,000 of in debts so that you know.
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What I mean, so you're saying that the Pistons have pulled
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out? Bro, he hasn't been resigned.
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He he probably won't won't even play in the NBA again.
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Again. Yeah, wow.
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What an idiot a bro. That's that's yeah, that's
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actually stupid, bro. And then that for it just takes
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you as well. We had a similar thing in the
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NRL that Tim Simona, yeah, apparently he was betting on the
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other team's centres to score on them.
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What score on them? Yeah, bro, that's that's what
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I'm talking. Yeah, apparently he was the
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people to score on them. Oh so he was letting tries bro
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apparently. And admit as a centre it's
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pretty easy to let a try and a like.
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But yeah, like you can, if it's just like you're trying to you,
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you've come in and now you're coming as a covering tackle,
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just kind of slip off, but make it make it look like you kind of
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tried, but you slipped off and you know, it's easy to do.
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Yeah, 100%. That's crazy.
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Yeah, I can't believe that, bro. Like first, oh man, this isn't
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the thing that that buzzes me out.
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Like surely those gambling websites know because you have
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to put in your ID and everything right?
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I reckon that's how dumb you are though I reckon there's ways
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past it. Use one of your friends accounts
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bro. Yeah.
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Like why are you using your own account?
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If so, I'm smart. Make a new e-mail, get a new
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credit card like that your friend under your friend's name
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and then split. Give your friend a little bit of
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money. Like bro, I'm I'm giving you a
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bit of game how to do it. But like, why are we using our
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names? Or like bro, even doing it in
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the first place, like stupid. What do you reckon though?
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Like if you're looking at it, if you're looking at NRL, you'll
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say we'll say we're playing NRL and you need to make a quick
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buck. What's the bet you're putting on
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the game to try and make a quick buck?
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If you're playing half, you're playing half as well.
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Bro just kicking meters. Bro, you know one's a good one
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as well. That's it.
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Missed the first conversion. You can bet on that.
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What? Yeah, you can bet on that
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straight up. Yeah, if you if you make the
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first conversion or not. Wow.
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Yeah, well, I don't know that. But the other thing.
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Just absolutely Shank your kick, yeah.
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Sorry boys. But I just have money.
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I got my point. Lomax and Cleary must have been
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on that last origin there. But the other thing I was
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thinking though is do you reckon you should be able to bet on
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yourself to win? To win, yes, yeah.
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To lose, no. But like, absolutely.
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What's the problem in betting on yourself to win?
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There's no problem. Yeah, because you're just
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backing yourself. Yeah, you're backing yourself.
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You're doubling down. Yeah, you're doubling down.
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Yeah, Yeah. That's, that's.
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Yeah, that's a good point, bro. Maybe that's something that they
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could look into. Yeah.
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But then the other thing is that there's been all this education
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lately around, you know, gambling and problems that that,
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you know, professional athletes have had.
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You know, I mean, this is one of many stories, you know, that
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that we're talking about here. But that might be a good point.
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Bro, I'm telling you right now, professional sports is riddled
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with with problem gamblers because, yeah, it's the those
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people, bro, are the worst for gambling because they're
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competitive. Yeah, and they wanna.
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Yeah, they don't know when to stop.
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Like, bro, when you're in the, in those viruses, you're on and
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even on the horses and that kind of thing, you end up beating.
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I know you, you, you're not into it, but but I went through a bad
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stage and it's all to try and beat the other person.
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So it's the competitive edge. Like you want to be like, yeah,
20:27
see that three leg I just put on that's like, that's like, you
20:30
couldn't do it there because you know nothing about sports.
20:33
Bro, this is the craziest thing. Like, I know people, right?
20:35
We know someone that has bought a house because they got, you
20:38
know, trifecta. Yeah, yeah, Remember that.
20:40
Like that, Like people being able to, you could say at that
20:43
point that's guessing. You don't really know, bro.
20:47
You don't know it. Really you don't.
20:48
Know it all. Bro, you know, it's a, it's a,
20:50
it's a lot of luck. Bro it is 100%.
20:53
But at the same time, it is a lot of research like a lot of
20:55
these guys are doing, you know? A lot of research I've said
20:57
there's probably people out there with way better stories
21:00
than this, but I'm standing to someone that's won like $25,000
21:03
and I was just thinking, Oh my God.
21:06
So he he was just on dogs bro. And he was going $1000 bits and
21:12
he was like, bro, the number one is gonna win.
21:14
And then and he put $1000 on it. We'll be like no bro, that's way
21:18
too much. What the hell?
21:19
And it win bro. And he got up to like 5 grand
21:21
and I was like, OK bro, I'm following you, let's go.
21:24
I put 100 bucks on and and the one lost and I heard and I was
21:30
rattled by that took me like ages to get confidence in.
21:33
But the difference between problem gamblers bro is the next
21:37
race they can bid on after just having a bad he just lost like
21:41
1.5 K on that bit and the next bit he bit on well didn't shake
21:45
him at all. I was like.
21:48
No. How am I going to tell my
21:49
misses? How am I going to pay rate?
21:53
I was like, Boo, what the hell? And then Boo.
21:56
And so I didn't fall on the next one and he won the next one.
21:59
Then I was like, OK, I'm back on next one.
22:01
Bro lost. I get out, I'm down to 100.
22:07
But yeah, bro, that's. You're right.
22:09
That way they're immune to it. Yeah, they're immune to it.
22:11
Hey, gamblers. Yeah, Yeah.
22:12
They just, they get to a point where it's like it doesn't
22:14
affect them. Yeah.
22:15
Or maybe it does affect them and it's an ego thing and they're
22:18
like, no, 100% I can't go. I can't go home if I if I've
22:22
lost. Yeah, yeah, you see.
22:23
Those stories over in Vegas, bro, like people literally sit
22:26
there bro and they literally piss and like cocks on the sea.
22:31
Oh what the hell bro. They don't move off the seat
22:33
because they just they, they don't want to leave the machine.
22:36
And then they think that there's like a lucky machine or lucky,
22:39
so they don't want to miss a day.
22:40
Yeah, 100%. Yeah, that's when you got a
22:42
problem. Yeah, that's when you got a
22:43
problem, I know. And and it's still a problem for
22:47
all my mates that are putting $1.10 ten leg multis every day
22:52
on Japanese soccer. Yeah, you have a problem as
22:56
well. Have you heard of that?
23:00
Is that new or? It's not new anymore but I think
23:03
it's called like polymarket or something.
23:05
No. What is it?
23:06
Polymarket or something. Anyway, these are some GAMBLING
23:08
SITE and you can literally bet on the craziest stuff like for
23:13
example. Well, like, is LeBron James
23:16
going to cry? Oh really?
23:18
Like. After a win like the craziest,
23:21
like is this cup going to break? Oh really?
23:24
It's the craziest thing and people actually Chuck money on
23:27
this. Hey, that's dangerous, hey.
23:29
Maybe I've seen like AI stuff. And I've seen that you can do
23:32
like Love Island. Like who's gonna win Love
23:34
Island, Sure. And yeah, see, but that's.
23:36
See, that's a piss take though, because if you can do that, bro,
23:40
if I was a producer or director of Love Island, yeah, I'm easy
23:43
chucking 100 grand on there. Yeah, yeah, I know who won.
23:46
Yeah, yeah. Exactly.
23:48
It's already done. Exactly.
23:49
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Just like, you know, anyway,
23:52
there's all, there's got to be contracts and stuff of all of
23:54
that stuff. But I don't know.
23:55
Anyway, yeah, Malik Beasley, good luck.
23:58
Good luck bro. You're gonna be playing with
24:01
Jonte Porter and R Kelly in prison.
24:07
But he might have to go over to like Asia or something, go play
24:09
in the Europe league or something.
24:10
I don't know. Get out of here.
24:12
Yeah, come to the NBA, bro. There's a couple of teams we
24:14
know. Yeah.
24:16
I don't know. Anyway, over the rugby news, the
24:18
British and Irish Lions tour is on at the moment, one of the
24:22
biggest I guess, sporting events that you could possibly talk
24:25
about, made-up of some of the best players or the best players
24:28
from the northern hemisphere when it comes to rugby.
24:31
So we're talking to the likes of England, Ireland, Scotland,
24:33
Wales, etcetera and the team tours, one of the three southern
24:37
hemisphere rugby powerhouses, South Africa and New Zealand,
24:40
Australia. And at the moment they're in
24:41
Australia. So it's going to be bringing in
24:44
quite a bit of money. I could say the last tour they
24:46
did was in 2021 and that was against South Africa, but that
24:49
was during COVID, so there was no crowds allowed at that game.
24:52
But before that, 2017 was against New Zealand.
24:55
So the last time they were here in Australia was 2013.
24:58
But what's quite interesting bro, is this happens only every
25:00
four years. But the reason why it's
25:02
significant is because it dates back to 1888 and it's only
25:06
made-up of the best players from those Northern hemisphere
25:10
countries, right? But what's interesting is that,
25:13
like when you look at the teamless pro, Gee, half that
25:16
team aren't even from those countries, but they're from New
25:19
Zealand, they're from Australia, they're from South Africa.
25:21
Yeah, I see Bundy, our keys playing.
25:23
Yeah. It's crazy, right?
25:24
Like these guys have made-up of players who obviously didn't
25:27
make the squads here, OK? And they've gone over the
25:31
Northern Hemisphere, got signed over there, killed it over
25:34
there, and now they're making money.
25:36
And then, I mean, now they're obviously citizens over there.
25:38
You reckon Bundy would have made or works?
25:40
I reckon. What are?
25:40
They. I think he would have both to be
25:42
to be quite honest with you bro. He's a pretty good bro.
25:44
Man, he's just, he's gonna love that stockiness.
25:46
He's 37 or something because LA 36 or something.
25:49
He's pretty old. Damn.
25:50
Yeah, bro. If he's still making that score,
25:52
that's impressive, bro. Yeah.
25:54
Because normally, I mean, just to put it into perspective, you
25:58
only get one or two shots at this because it happens every
26:00
four years. Four years, yeah, but.
26:02
The other thing is that like, I mean, yeah, that's that's a
26:05
eight-year gap and most, most of these players aren't making this
26:08
team until their mid 20s, even late, even even in their 30s.
26:12
Yeah, so only really got one shot or couple shots.
26:14
Yeah, couple shots, bro, really. But to give you guys some ideas
26:18
to how much support they get, right, I was looking at the 2013
26:22
tour that they did to Australia and they did a three Test series
26:25
and it's always a three Test series against the host nation,
26:27
right? Over that three Test series,
26:30
over 83,000 people attended per game and the total tour
26:34
attendance was up up past 370,000 people.
26:38
And So what they calculated was the economic impact and this is
26:43
what I found interesting. So apparently in 2013, the Lions
26:47
tour reportedly generated over 150 million AUD and economic
26:50
activity for Australia. So that includes accommodation,
26:53
food, tourism, merchandise, transport, all of that good
26:56
stuff. So when you look at that, that's
27:00
going back What, what's that 20 plus years ago now?
27:03
Sorry, 1010 plus years ago now they're predicting that post
27:08
COVID and all that stuff. And with the larger stadium
27:10
upgrades and all that, they're gonna be estimating extra $50
27:13
million on top of that in terms of revenue for the Australian
27:17
economy. So that's massive, bro.
27:19
Like over 30,000 fans fly over from the UK and Ireland alone,
27:23
you know, just to come and tour and the tickets get sold out
27:25
like real quick, like months in advance.
27:27
You know, I think these I think these tickets went on like tour
27:30
like almost a year ago. Oh, yeah.
27:32
And they sold out real quick. And most of it's taken up by the
27:35
British and artists. Yeah, yeah.
27:36
Lion supporters, you know, they they just go to all these games,
27:39
right? So they've already started their
27:41
tour. They beat the Reds.
27:43
Recently, yeah. They looked average though.
27:44
Yeah, the Ridge part. Did you see those tries at Ridge
27:46
School? They were easy, yes.
27:48
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it goes to show like it is
27:51
80 minute performance as well, you know, but.
27:54
Their Fords are pretty dominant. A Who's that the the.
27:58
Lions forwards, yeah, they're all on drugs.
27:59
Yeah, that Northern hemisphere comp, bro, That's, you know,
28:03
they all are. They all Vikings a I'm not gonna
28:05
lie, they all rewarded up Vikings.
28:09
Yeah, but yeah man, they got the Waratahs this weekend over here
28:15
in Australia. And then obviously the the first
28:17
Test will be kicking off soon against Australia.
28:19
The the last time they played, which was against South Africa,
28:22
they lost two series. Yeah.
28:24
So South Africa beat them. And then the one before that,
28:26
which I reckon it was the best series of all time, was a draw
28:30
between them and the All Blacks. Oh yeah.
28:32
That was one of the best ones ever, bro.
28:34
Yeah, if you wanna go look at highlights.
28:35
But yeah, prediction. I always love like Australia.
28:41
I always love the teams that play the British and Irish
28:43
lines, you know what I'm saying? Always favour them.
28:45
So I do hope Australia get up. I'm, I'm, I think too, too
28:48
serious to Australia. Yeah, in all honesty, I just
28:50
think that with Joseph Sooliti in there, bro, it's just a, you
28:53
know, a massive change. It'll be good if he carves up,
28:55
hey, I hope he's had some time to settle into the settle now
28:58
and just like just to see him RIP up will be will be good as
29:02
an NRL fan because we like to. See.
29:03
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We are the bit of the boy.
29:09
But things like this, bro, this also gets me thinking or gets my
29:11
mind ticking about, you know, when NRL players see tours like
29:16
this. Yeah, Does that given the urge
29:18
to jump ship? Do you know what I mean?
29:20
Like. Yeah, it would.
29:22
It would. Ultimately, that's why I saw
29:23
Elite jump ship because he he, he saw over the next 4 like he's
29:27
only 22 or something like that, maybe even younger.
29:29
And over the next four years, like he's got a shot at the
29:32
World Cup, the British and Irish Lion store, you know, Yeah, I
29:35
mean, Australia touring all of those.
29:37
Yeah, bro, that's what's mean about Rugby, World rugby as you
29:40
can travel all those Europe countries and stuff.
29:42
That's right. League you can only go to
29:45
England every couple of years maybe.
29:48
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
29:49
And you have to make the Aussie team, which is, yeah, all the
29:52
New Zealand team's a bit easier, but if you're an Aussie player,
29:53
like, yeah, but harder. So I can see the appeal as well.
29:57
Hopefully league just expands. That's what I'm hoping.
30:00
And they can to those countries, Yeah.
30:01
And they can get the chance to, yeah, play, play in all these
30:05
countries as well. But it'll be interesting.
30:06
I got Aussie as well. I got Aussie.
30:08
Me. Yeah, All right, That's a sports
30:09
update for the week, man. OK.
30:17
The question of the week or segment of the week we're going
30:20
to go, we put it out on the socials to the people and we're
30:23
going to run through some of the best ones we received.
30:26
We received some pretty good ones to be honest is the
30:30
question is what is a dilemma you're facing currently?
30:33
So we used an example that it could be what was the one we.
30:38
Used the SO for example I bowed on my best mate's birthday for a
30:42
date MRO. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:45
So those are the examples we used.
30:47
We'll jump through some of them now.
30:48
I'll go first just to get us off.
30:50
So we got one of the bros's planted ditches family Christmas
30:57
event just for a Christmas party.
31:00
I think that's out of pocket. Right.
31:01
Six months in advance, thinking about that, it's crazy, yeah.
31:05
Come on bro, that's your family. That's your family, bro.
31:08
The party's always going to be there.
31:09
It is. We really know you know what's
31:11
going on in those parties, and that's why we know you're going
31:15
there. Yeah, I think that's out of
31:17
pocket, bro. That's that's crazy.
31:19
You're thinking about that so far in.
31:21
Advance. He's like, damn, I do have my
31:23
family Christmas. Yeah, but I do want to go to
31:25
that party. That's how you know what's on
31:27
this person's conscience. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:29
You know, like he, he, bro, he's already doubting it.
31:32
Yeah. So low key, bro.
31:34
Maybe, maybe it ain't a good idea because if you're thinking
31:36
about it six months in advance already.
31:37
Yeah. I don't know if it's a good
31:39
idea, do you reckon? Yeah, you know, the right thing
31:45
to do is. Yeah, another dilemma that we
31:48
got was my kids dad wants to introduce his new girlfriend to
31:52
them, so baby daddy. However he has cheated multiple
31:56
times and I've told him no. Not until he's been honest with
31:59
her. Am I wrong for saying no?
32:04
Damn, that's a That's a pretty hippie one.
32:07
That's the hippest one we've probably got.
32:09
What are you doing? Do you want me to go first or
32:11
are you gonna go? Yeah, I'll go.
32:14
I think this person's correct. Yeah.
32:17
I, I, I don't. I don't think they're wrong at
32:19
all when so. He's cheated on his new partner,
32:23
but he wants to get his new partner and introduce it to the
32:25
kids. No, he's cheated on on this
32:28
person multiple times and maybe on his new partner.
32:32
Does it make sense? Right.
32:34
He's known for. OK, OK, OK.
32:37
OK. I think I'm a little OK.
32:39
So so he could be good now. He could be good now, but we're
32:44
holding him against his past history.
32:46
Well, what this person is saying is no, not until he's honest
32:51
with his new partner about. So he has to tell her that I
32:55
cheated on my ex partner Maybe? Nah you don't need to tell her
32:59
that. Not your new partner.
33:01
What if you're trying to change? I'm trying to bro.
33:04
I'm trying to be a bit of person.
33:05
Don't hold me to my old stuff I've I've done.
33:07
Yeah. But then, Nah, that's going to
33:08
hurt you down the line, bro. That's going to hurt you down
33:11
the line because think about it. Oh bro, I read.
33:14
No, I read that as as he's cheated on his new partner and
33:18
he needs to tell his new partner that he's cheated either way.
33:22
Let's do either way, either way. So I reckon personally, I reckon
33:27
if he cheated on you, you broke up and now he's your new partner
33:31
and that's serious and the relationship's all good, That's
33:35
all good to introduce you to the kids, but the main thing is to
33:39
protect the kids. So you're not going to introduce
33:41
a new relationship, a New Girl if the relationship is had these
33:46
things and it's dodgy and potentially you're going to be
33:49
leaving and coming from the kids life.
33:51
Because the thing I've noticed is kids are way smarter than
33:57
parents think they are. Those conversations you think
33:59
are secret, they know the kids are hearing bro and they can
34:02
decipher stuff as well bro. They're the real eavesdroppers,
34:05
bro, straight up. My missus is a daycare.
34:09
She tells me some of the stuff that the kids like or even just
34:12
saying that like you think, bro, you swear once in front of a kid
34:16
and it's probably remembering it for the rest of his life.
34:18
The one bad word, bro. And like, so you, I reckon
34:23
that's just to say they're sponges and also that they're so
34:26
it's so I reckon critical to protect them from people coming
34:29
in and out of their lives. And if you're having a bad
34:31
relationship, but yeah, coming in, then you need to not do
34:34
that. But but if this dude cheated in
34:36
the past and now he has a good relationship with this new
34:39
partner and he's changed his life.
34:41
He's he's trying to get a back on track.
34:42
That's all good. But don't hold me against my OK,
34:44
I stuffed up in the past, but but I'll try to move on.
34:47
So let's, let's all try to move on and let's I'll, I'll, I'll,
34:51
I'll, I'll try to be a good dad, you know?
34:53
Yeah, do you, but OK, but then the counter that do you think
34:58
though, that he needs to be upfront and tell his current
35:01
partner of his path because that's going to be in your
35:05
conscience. That's going to be on his
35:06
conscience. He knows he's done it wrong in
35:08
the past. Like, and, and this is what I'm
35:10
thinking about, bro, is that's going to come back to bite you
35:13
later on in the relationship when you're not like, you know,
35:16
they, they say that in all relationships, you need to be
35:19
open and honest, you know, let that person know everything
35:21
about, you know, what's going on, like.
35:23
I don't reckon at least it depends on the partner, like
35:25
maybe the partner wants to know everything but but let me move
35:29
on but. Like, OK, I don't care about
35:33
you. I stuffed off, I stuffed up.
35:35
Just let me move past that. Stuffed off.
35:37
I stuffed off like but OK. Like if the partner wants to
35:41
know then you can tell them but like this this not.
35:45
Let's not listen. That's what I was getting.
35:47
At let's try heal, let's try get past it and move past and not
35:52
every time I'm trying to be a dad be like Nah, but remember
35:56
that time here. Yeah, the part that got me with
35:59
this one though was that the multiple times.
36:02
Yeah, he's an idiot. Yeah, he's an idiot.
36:04
He's an idiot. It was that that was the part
36:06
that got me, bro. But yeah, do I think it's right?
36:10
Look, I guess that's up for discussion between the two of
36:13
you, but and saying that like I think she does have a point
36:19
though. Or 100?
36:21
Percent she she has a point in this.
36:22
And we don't have context at all.
36:23
Like we don't know what actually is happening.
36:25
If he's trying to be a good dude or if he's still being here the
36:29
other dude, then like we don't know, but like.
36:34
See, in the context of this like you can forgive me, you can't
36:37
forget. Yeah, yeah, literally.
36:40
You can forgive me. You can't forget, bro.
36:41
Yeah. Yeah.
36:42
It's obviously still on this person's mind.
36:44
So I hope, I hope whatever happens, man, you know, works
36:47
out and that this partner, you know, obviously, if they do
36:51
introduce him to your your kids, they love him.
36:54
That's all I care about. Yeah.
36:57
That's what we care about. Yeah.
36:58
All right, bro. Do you have a dilemma?
37:01
Fine, I think. I don't want.
37:02
I can't top there so I think I'm going to leave it with that, eh?
37:05
Are you well, do you have another bro?
37:08
I got a dilemma. Yeah, For me, Yeah.
37:12
So you know that I'm getting married, obviously next year,
37:14
right? Yeah.
37:15
And when it comes to weddings, but it can be quite expensive.
37:18
Yeah. And what I mean by expensive is
37:25
as a couple who are getting married, you have to think about
37:28
who you're inviting to your wedding.
37:29
Yeah, yeah. Because you have to pay for
37:31
them. Pay for them.
37:33
You have to decide whether or not they're going to be in your
37:35
lives later on down the line, etcetera.
37:38
Anyway, I get this random message from a certain person,
37:43
from a random, I'm not going to say a random person, but I just
37:45
get this message out of the blue.
37:47
And this person is full serious too, by the way, goes, oh,
37:52
when's your wedding? I'll put it in my calendar.
37:56
And were they invited or no? They weren't invited.
38:02
That's insane. Bro I'm in a bit of the of a
38:05
personal dilemma here. I'm I'm leaning on you for the
38:07
song bro. What would you do in this
38:09
scenario? You need to tell him he's not
38:10
invited straight up. But you, you you didn't invite
38:13
him for a reason. Yeah.
38:15
And like, bro, I've, I'm, I've been left out of some weddings.
38:19
I was like, that's crazy. But like at the end of the day,
38:25
so like you said, it's bro as expensive as they have weddings.
38:28
And I don't think anyone's going to get hurt about oh, well, any
38:33
mature person shouldn't get hurt about not getting invited to a
38:35
wedding. Like bro, it's a big ass cost.
38:38
And like at the end of the day, it's the person's decision on
38:41
who they invite. Like bro, just just just tell
38:45
them be like, hey, bro, good. Good hearing from you for the
38:50
first time in three years. You're not invited bro.
38:57
Oh sorry bro, we've already had to win.
39:00
Sorry weddings off. Oh bro, I'm telling you it like
39:08
when I got the message I was a bit shocked.
39:10
But yeah, it's just the part where I have to message them.
39:13
Yeah, that's awkward for you bro, that's all.
39:15
And I'm like, you've now put me in this real awkward situation
39:19
because I will see this person just around once a year.
39:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we ain't we ain't that
39:27
close. But yeah, that's a bit awkward.
39:30
It is, yeah. You know, and I've leant on a
39:34
few people yeah to give me some advice here, but but maybe I
39:37
just need to suck it up and just message the the this person just
39:41
but. If you were to think of it the
39:42
other way, do you reckon there's anyone that could have like
39:47
there's someone that just missed out maybe and they were like,
39:49
oh, you're always winning. I'm keen as like we'd be so
39:53
happy to see you get married. Do you reckon there's someone
39:55
that could actually convince you that was like just missed out?
40:01
No, not really, bro, Because this is the thing.
40:06
Like we have a cat. Yeah, yeah.
40:07
So the cat. So someone would have to go.
40:09
Bro like we're on the line now. But okay, what about this bro?
40:14
If someone annoyed you really badly, piss off.
40:17
Would she? Would she swapped them out?
40:19
Yeah, I'm not joking, bro. I would.
40:22
I would seriously like if, if they yeah, if they pissed myself
40:26
or my my misses off for whatever reason.
40:29
Yeah, leading up from now until the wedding.
40:31
Yeah, right. You're all on.
40:32
Probation, bro. Everyone's on probation.
40:34
Yeah, everyone's on trial here, bro.
40:37
So yeah, everyone better be doing me right right now, you
40:40
know? But that's the other question I
40:42
have for dragging a song a bit. But like, do you think we need
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to start normalizing people? Like not getting the whole
40:50
wedding shouted for them. That's crazy.
40:53
People get there. Yeah, I know.
40:55
My. And look, I'm very grateful my
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my parents have offered to contribute towards it.
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Yeah, I've told them that I'm all good.
41:03
I want to make sure that this comes out of my own pocket, my
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partner's pocket, you know, in terms of how hard we've worked
41:08
for things in our life. And that's the one thing I'm
41:10
always grateful for, bro, is that my parents who have
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literally come from nothing, have installed this type of
41:16
attitude, you know, and it could be an ego thing too, to be
41:20
honest with you. Like just just because I don't
41:22
want to lean on anyone, but because for me, bro, knowing
41:25
that my family and my friends are there is enough for me, bro,
41:29
You know, like, that's what I because.
41:30
And that's the other thing, because I'm doing a destination
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wedding. Yeah, yeah.
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Everyone's paying money to get there in the 1st place, bro.
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And that's what I'm so grateful for, you know?
41:38
That's what I'm that's that's the way.
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I'm you know, I reckon they should normalize bro 100 bucks
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each to come to my wedding. Both.
41:47
Well, we're charging them tickets.
41:48
Yeah, why not both? Yeah, but my in my case.
41:52
No, so that's like both. So you got 100 people coming to
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wedding, 100 bucks each, that's 10 grand.
41:59
True. My mates spend like $500 when
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they go out on the random night and like a Thursday it's like
42:06
they got work tomorrow. They just mean $500.
42:09
Very Loki. Maybe that's a good way to cut
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people. Straight up, if you're coming
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when? When I get married, Gee, all of
42:13
you guys are paying at least 100 and it's gonna be in America.
42:20
So you got to pay for. How much you're really like me
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there? Hey, baby.
42:27
If you see that there's Ticketmaster tickets going on
42:30
for my wedding. Thanks so much, Ticketmaster.
42:33
It's gonna be on bro. Like it's gonna be 660.
42:36
Yeah. It's gonna be like fireworks and
42:39
all that. Like, bro, it's gonna be on.
42:42
Yeah, no Jeff Bezos, but like. Yeah, none of those guys.
42:46
Oh man, do you have a dilemma or?
42:48
Not bro, no, honestly, my one's not even that good.
42:51
I was just going to say like, my dilemma is like, do you reckon
42:54
it's still good to play R Kelly? Oh.
42:57
Yeah, I do. Same why do people get?
43:01
Hurt too. Yeah, that's.
43:03
A banger bro. How am I supposed to just take
43:06
erase that from my life? Yeah, I can't.
43:08
I can't. I can't, bro.
43:09
So that's my dilemma. It's just like when you're
43:11
around people and you're playing jams and it's like, are they
43:14
going to get upset that I'm about to?
43:16
It's the remix. See, now this is the thing.
43:20
So obviously I'm a teacher, right?
43:23
And people now know this, but I do you remember when Michael
43:26
Jackson, he was dead at this time, and they brought out that
43:28
documentary of all the scandals that had just happened.
43:30
Oh, yeah, bro. And me not thinking I wore a
43:34
Michael Jackson shirt to school, to work.
43:37
Yeah. I didn't even think about it,
43:39
bro. And I remember the my colleagues
43:42
were like, also, do you support Michael Jackson?
43:45
I was like, shush, yeah, this is back home in NZ.
43:48
Yeah. Just start the camera I love.
43:50
Yeah, I was like, I didn't even think about that, but.
43:56
Put you in an awkward position, yeah.
43:58
But I was like, yeah, I love his music.
44:00
I was just straight up with him. And then you know what happened
44:03
after the documentary came out, right?
44:06
Those guys that accused them of all the stuff, bro retracted
44:09
everything. And I was like, bro, how do you
44:13
bring out something on a guy that's dead?
44:15
Yeah, That's like where he can't even defend himself.
44:18
Yeah. And then I don't like that, bro.
44:20
Yeah. And then retract what you said.
44:21
And you've just done this whole documentary on it, you know, so
44:24
you've just dragged his name through the mud.
44:26
And yeah, don't get me wrong, he's probably, there's probably
44:28
some things that are going on, right?
44:30
You know, like he wasn't the smartest bloke hanging around
44:32
kids. So let's just be honest.
44:33
But, you know, insane it. He was definitely, he was
44:37
definitely some guy playing with kids.
44:39
Like not like not not not like as in like at the theme parks
44:44
and stuff. Not like like, yeah.
44:48
It was at least some level of playing happening, you know what
44:51
I mean? Anyway, let's move on.
44:54
So. But yeah.
44:57
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