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5/8/2026-Full Show:What's The Weirdest Thing You Do Alone? · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: DFW. It's time to welcome. Welcome billian Key. You'll need
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  Speaker 1: the care, the cue, the cue.
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  Speaker 2: Ury the kill.
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  Speaker 3: Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring the one and
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  Speaker 3: only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh.
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  Speaker 1: Billy the Kid in the Morning, the game, back your.
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  Speaker 2: Live and logo.
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  Speaker 1: Billy the Kid in the Morning, fay fright right, right.
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  Speaker 4: Right right, kicking it off with some thunderstorms and lightning
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  Speaker 4: too right now outside it's makes one or two point nine.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, Billy the Kid, Candislowpez, producer Pooh.
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  Speaker 1: It is Friday. Let's go Candislopez over there with a
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  Speaker 1: fresh new haircut.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah you notice, Thank you? Yeah, thanks. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: It took like an inch off.
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  Speaker 5: Actually she took about three.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say, times three. Be didn't
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  Speaker 1: let me finish.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And then she goes, I'm glad you came today,
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  Speaker 6: and I was like, oh, thanks, and she goes, yes,
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  Speaker 6: today's my last day, and I was like what, oh no, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: so my hair was moving to Austin. And I'm like
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  Speaker 6: so bumbed because I really liked her, Like she talks
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  Speaker 6: just enough, you know, because I go after the show
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  Speaker 6: and I've talked for hours and hours, and so you know,
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  Speaker 6: she talks just enough, does a great haircut, and I
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  Speaker 6: really liked her, and so I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Just gonna start over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So anyways, Yeah I did get a new haircut. Thanks.
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  Speaker 4: So if you have a hairstylist and you want to
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  Speaker 4: cut Candas's hair eight three three seven eight seven one
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  Speaker 4: h two nine or at Candas on air, it's not
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  Speaker 4: big business.
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  Speaker 5: Though, because I usually wait like six months to get.
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  Speaker 1: A haircut, it's not a big business.
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  Speaker 5: Could come to me, that would be fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't they do that? Yeah, they not do that.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they do. It just costs a lot of money, right,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they could.
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  Speaker 4: They have those hair truck cuts, like trucks for guys
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  Speaker 4: where they pulled up to your house and you can
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  Speaker 4: get a haircut.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That makes more sense for guys because we're like fast
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  Speaker 1: and easy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well, my husband Eric cuts his own hair and he
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  Speaker 6: cuts Enzo's hair, and so yesterday he.
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  Speaker 5: Was like, how much does she charge you? And I
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  Speaker 5: told him he was like, well, I'll.
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  Speaker 7: Do it for that.
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  Speaker 1: That's like, oh I think he could.
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  Speaker 5: Oh he's been wanting to cut my hair for a
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  Speaker 5: long time.
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  Speaker 6: Just because he figures out how to do everything. Literally
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  Speaker 6: literally he was in the yard last night with a
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  Speaker 6: big tractor.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you have a bulldozer in the yard.
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  Speaker 6: Well, when we ripped up a bunch of grass to
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  Speaker 6: plant little trees near the basketball goal and like in
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  Speaker 6: the flower beds and stuff, that grass had to go somewhere,
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  Speaker 6: right like you pit, you dig it up, and then
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  Speaker 6: you haul it to the backyard where it's just waiting
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  Speaker 6: to get picked up and taken somewhere else.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know that.
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  Speaker 5: Well apparently that's how it works. That's how it works
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  Speaker 5: at my house.
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  Speaker 6: So we had like a pile that we called the
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  Speaker 6: wilderness and it was just like pieces of grass that
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  Speaker 6: we've you.
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  Speaker 5: Know, removed.
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  Speaker 1: Did somebody translate this for me?
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  Speaker 6: And since, yeah, well you have to like rip up
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  Speaker 6: the grass, Well yeah, where.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna throw it in the garbage?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's I mean it's a lot we took out
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  Speaker 5: so much. So yeah, so we piled it up in
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  Speaker 5: the backyard.
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  Speaker 1: Uh guess on Facebook marketplace.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 5: So, our neighbor has like a tractor.
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  Speaker 6: He runs a big like landscaping company, and so he
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  Speaker 6: brought his tractor over in this dumb trailer, and so
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  Speaker 6: they were like out there picking it.
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  Speaker 5: All up with this tractor situation. Yeah, it was a
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  Speaker 5: whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: The hair just wanted to drive the tractor.
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  Speaker 5: Probably, that's all it.
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  Speaker 1: Comes down to.
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  Speaker 5: Sure he modified it somehow.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm a little bit upset that you didn't notice
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  Speaker 1: something about me.
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  Speaker 5: Did you get a haircut too?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just so rude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're so rude you didn't even notice.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I was waiting for your turn to talk about
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  Speaker 5: your hair.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever he cares about my hair. Yeah, I did, though,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm still I'm wearing a hat. It's so funny
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  Speaker 4: guys will get a haircut and then just put a
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  Speaker 4: hat back on.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: But it feels so good.
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  Speaker 5: Though, right I know, my hair feels so shiny and
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  Speaker 5: healthy right now.
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  Speaker 1: Although that's the only part of my body that feels
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  Speaker 1: good is my hair.
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  Speaker 4: I had the worst you ever have a cramp in
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  Speaker 4: the middle of the night or like, you know, so
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  Speaker 4: bad that it wakes you up. Yeah, Oh, I had
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  Speaker 4: one so bad in my calf last night that I
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  Speaker 4: rolled off the bed to stretch it out because I'm
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  Speaker 4: a freaking out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I wake up to stretch multiple times a week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I yes, I won a couple.
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  Speaker 4: It was just not my whole calf was knotted up,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, I started freaking out. I rolled
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  Speaker 4: off the bed. My dog was looking at me like
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  Speaker 4: what is going on?
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  Speaker 1: Freaking out? But it was the worst. I guess I
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  Speaker 1: gotta drink more water, oh, for sure. Always, I guess
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is. Celtic salt. Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Producer poo was here, what's up? Pill?
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  Speaker 9: Yesterday I went to a place I haven't been to
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  Speaker 9: in years, Sure, Josie Josie.
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  Speaker 1: Records the record.
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  Speaker 9: I would and checked it out and then I told
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  Speaker 9: my sister I was there. She was like, really, well,
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  Speaker 9: maybe you could buy me a Michael Jackson album because
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  Speaker 9: when we were kids, I accidentally broke her her Michael
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  Speaker 9: Jackson because my mom bought me Thriller and her Thriller too,
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  Speaker 9: and I ruined her so I drew. I don't know,
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  Speaker 9: I don't remember what happened, but I know I broke
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  Speaker 9: hers and she brought it up last night, so I
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  Speaker 9: was like, look, I sent her a picture and I
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  Speaker 9: bought it for her and she.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, ohmich was it? How much?
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  Speaker 10: If you buy a record. Yeah, guess how much it
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  Speaker 10: had to be. They're they're collectible now. Yeah it was
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  Speaker 10: thirty three dollars. Wow, but check this out, Jenny Janet.
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  Speaker 10: Janet's album was ninety dollars. Why I have no I
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  Speaker 10: asked the girl.
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  Speaker 1: She goes, I don't know, sir, I just work here.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, how's Janet's more? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: You know, worth more? And she was like, maybe it
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  Speaker 1: was an original? It was.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it was the one where she didn't have you know,
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  Speaker 9: she was topless when somebody was covering her up or whatever.
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  Speaker 9: That album control not control, but it was the one
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  Speaker 9: right after it or whatever. And I almost bought a
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  Speaker 9: Beastie Boys CD because yeah I have a CD. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: because I have a CD player in my car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: CD compact this, Yeah, you have a CD player in
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  Speaker 9: your car? Yes, seven, I still got a CD player.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, Yeah that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: We got to blow on. But with the CD was
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  Speaker 1: forty bucks. I was like, yes for a Beastie Boys C. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, why is everything so high priced? It here?
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  Speaker 4: Know, I still have my original Thriller album, do you yes?
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  Speaker 4: The original Thriller album that I got when I was
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  Speaker 4: a kid.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy. You know what I found yesterday? I was
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  Speaker 5: going through pictures.
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  Speaker 6: What you know, when we played Two Truths and a Lie,
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  Speaker 6: total subject change, but not when we played two.
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  Speaker 5: Truths and a Lie. One of my truths is that
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  Speaker 5: I ate a hot dog at Michael Jackson's I found
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  Speaker 5: the pictures of the memorial.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm going to post a yeah it memorial.
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  Speaker 5: Well it was like a big wall that you sign
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  Speaker 5: for him.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, And I just didn't remember, like, I'm going to
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  Speaker 6: post these there's a picture of the hot dog for proof.
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  Speaker 1: You ate a hot dog at a funeral.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I know, it's the weirdest thing ever. But I went
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  Speaker 5: to his.
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  Speaker 6: Hollywood Star when when he passed, and everyone put, you know,
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  Speaker 6: flowers and notes and stuff, and I just hadn't seen
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  Speaker 6: these pictures met a hot dog so long.
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  Speaker 5: No, I didn't an actual ticket to it.
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  Speaker 1: We had a ticket to Michael Jackson's funeral. You were there, wow?
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, of course somehow a Glizzi is involved.
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  Speaker 9: Top It's testas Tough Stories on the Tents with Billion
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  Speaker 9: the Kid in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Only on the new Mix one O two.
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  Speaker 4: Point nine O Cannas is Mother Nature put on a
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  Speaker 4: show right now, right, the lightning is pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, We're at Spring Valley and the toll way and
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  Speaker 1: the lightning outside is in tents. Yeah, but it's not rained.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird, So I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 6: Scattered storms, you know around the Metroplex. Only twenty percent
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  Speaker 6: chance of coverage.
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  Speaker 5: Today though, guys, this online online.
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  Speaker 6: Learning platform Canvas was hacked, causing disruptions at schools across
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  Speaker 6: the country. So this platform is used by over seven
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  Speaker 6: thousand education systems worldwide. Almost half of them are higher
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  Speaker 6: education facilities that use these for coursework and exams. But
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  Speaker 6: this hacking group called Shiny Hunters is claiming responsibility for this,
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  Speaker 6: saying they gave schools until May twelfth to negotiate before
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  Speaker 6: leaking student names, ID numbers, email addresses.
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  Speaker 5: And other you know, sensitive information for two hundred and
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  Speaker 5: seventy five million users.
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  Speaker 6: Arlington id t hold teachers to use alternative methods until
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  Speaker 6: this is resolved. Rockwall ID sent a letter to parents
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  Speaker 6: saying they have no indication that any data there was compromised,
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  Speaker 6: but they've had to make this program unavailable until it
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  Speaker 6: gets resolved. So I think some users have access to
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  Speaker 6: the app again.
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  Speaker 5: But like U and t uses this.
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  Speaker 6: SMU who actually told students they're going to reschedule final
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  Speaker 6: exams for this Sunday because of the outage, and you're
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  Speaker 6: trying to get.
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  Speaker 1: Out of school. All of a sudden this happens, you imagine.
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  Speaker 1: But what do they want? What does a hacker group want?
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  Speaker 1: They want money?
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  Speaker 5: Want money?
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: How much money do they want?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that I don't know. I'm sure it's a lot
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  Speaker 5: to the system like that.
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  Speaker 4: You know what is some of these companies put money
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  Speaker 4: aside to pay hackers. Wow, like they budget into the budget.
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  Speaker 4: They're like, well, just put money, put millions into it
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  Speaker 4: so we can just give it to them and move on.
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  Speaker 4: That's sad why teachers and students.
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  Speaker 6: Right, I know, especially this time of year, Like I mean,
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  Speaker 6: people are getting ready to graduate, like things are going
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  Speaker 6: on the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: But hopefully that gets resolved and everyone gets back online
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  Speaker 5: to canvass soon. You posted.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if you guys heard about this. This
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  Speaker 6: might you know, mess with you a little bit this summer.
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  Speaker 6: Billy Stonebrier Center just implemented a curfew for miners at
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  Speaker 6: the mall on Saturdays to help with what they are
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  Speaker 6: calling disruptive youth gatherings, So anyone under eighteen must be
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  Speaker 6: with an adult after three pm on Sundays. They're saying
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  Speaker 6: safety officers will check IDs at all mall entrances in
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  Speaker 6: one adult over the age of twenty one can supervise
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  Speaker 6: four miners, but you have to be with them at
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  Speaker 6: all times.
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  Speaker 4: Which is wild because, well, my son, it's cool to
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  Speaker 4: go to the mall again for some teenagers, like my
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  Speaker 4: son is fifteen, he loves going to Stonebrier, him and
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  Speaker 4: his friends. I drop them off sometimes because I actually
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  Speaker 4: got excited about it. Yeah, I thought to myself, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: this is something I used to do when I was
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  Speaker 4: a kid, totally a walk.
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  Speaker 1: Around the mall. But I wasn't a hood rat, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: We weren't fighting stuff, but I guess there's fights at
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  Speaker 4: Stonebrier and there's all this drama because there's so many
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  Speaker 4: teenagers there, which you got to be careful what you
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  Speaker 4: ask for. Yeah, because we were like, good, they're socializing
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  Speaker 4: it person r Wait, they're socializing in person.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I mean, I think it's probably
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  Speaker 1: if you have to do this, unfortunately you got to
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just sad.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, we shouldn't have to come result today, but
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  Speaker 6: that's that's the issue there. Teens who aren't with an
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  Speaker 6: adult will be asked to leave.
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  Speaker 5: So just to heads up tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: If you're going to the mall real quick, guys, the
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  Speaker 6: best thing you can do for moms for Mother's Day
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  Speaker 6: might just be let them sleep. A new study of
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  Speaker 6: moms in America reveals a sleep crisis, finding the problem
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  Speaker 6: isn't late bedtimes, it's anxiety and the mental load keeping
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  Speaker 6: them up. Only twenty three percent of moms say they
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  Speaker 6: get at least seven hours of sleep on weeknights, and
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  Speaker 6: seventy percent of those moms blame anxiety, racing thoughts, and
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  Speaker 6: unfinished responsibilities for their lack of sleep.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, one hundred percent agree.
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  Speaker 1: Well it makes sense. Yeah, So what do you want moms?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to just sleep in late on Sunday?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: What's all weekend? Sure, Saturday and.
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  Speaker 5: Sunday, as much sleep as possible.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want breakfast in bed?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you do, we'll take it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want us to clean up immediately after? Yes? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: anything else?
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  Speaker 5: Do you have any questions?
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  Speaker 6: It answers probably yes, Just do it guys. All right,
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  Speaker 6: I'm Kianda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
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  Speaker 2: On all right?
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  Speaker 1: Really fake news.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you three headlines and you gotta tell
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  Speaker 4: me which one is fake. Headline number one. Surgeon charged
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  Speaker 4: with manslaughter after removing patients liver instead of his spleen. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: surgeon charged with manslaughter after removing patients liver instead of
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  Speaker 4: his spleen.
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  Speaker 1: Little oops yeah. Headline number two. Florida woman arrested after
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  Speaker 1: attempting to board a carnival cruise with three live chickens
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  Speaker 1: in her Louis Vutan duffel bag. Florida woman arrested for
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  Speaker 1: attempting to board a carnival cruise with three live chickens
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  Speaker 1: and her Louis Vuton bag. All right. Headline number three.
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  Speaker 4: French teen charged with public nuisance for licking hundreds of
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  Speaker 4: straws and local restaurant. French teen charged with public nuisance
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  Speaker 4: for licking hundreds of straws at a local restaurant. Three
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  Speaker 4: headlines that I wish honestly we're all fake, but only
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  Speaker 4: one of them is. You gotta tell me which one
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  Speaker 4: is fake? Candis do you want to go first? You
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: want to pass to pooh on a Friday, which you
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  Speaker 4: want to poo poo?
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  Speaker 9: All right, I'm gonna go with that second story, the
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  Speaker 9: lady trying to board carnival cruise with three live chickens.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's the fake story. Yeah, lock me in.
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  Speaker 1: We've heard crazier stuff come out of Florida though.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we've heard people trying to get you know, their
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  Speaker 4: emotional support. Alligators onto airlines, right right, that happens. But
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna lock it in, lock it in a right, Canda, Slowpez.
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  Speaker 4: Which one do you think is the fake story?
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  Speaker 5: Lock me in for that first story taking the liver out?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I really hope that's fair.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 5: I really hope it's fake.
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  Speaker 1: I really hope it is.
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  Speaker 4: Let's lock that in, locked in, although it is not
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  Speaker 4: and pooh wow. All right, Yeah, Florida woman not arrested
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  Speaker 4: for attempting to smuggle some live chickens on a carnival cruise.
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  Speaker 1: Enter Louis Vuittan duffel bag.
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  Speaker 4: Although people do crazy stuff when it comes to getting
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  Speaker 4: alcohol and animals on cruises. I won't name names, but
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  Speaker 4: I know somebody who goes and buys all this fake
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  Speaker 4: like toothpaste and fake listerine bottles and then puts vodka
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  Speaker 4: in them.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he does that.
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  Speaker 1: Does he do our traffic?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean no, he does literally fake loafs of bread.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, what is He's like, you'll see, you'll see though,
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  Speaker 4: how much money you got to spend on these cruises
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  Speaker 4: on alcohol?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess you're right, Yes, you're right. Isn't
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  Speaker 1: that crazy? All right? The real stories.
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  Speaker 4: This French teenager has been arrested because well, public nuisance.
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  Speaker 4: He was spotted at this restaurant by a vending machine
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  Speaker 4: licking hundreds of straws.
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  Speaker 1: And then putting them back so people would take them.
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  Speaker 1: And of course what was he doing it for?
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  Speaker 4: YouTube, TikTok, YouTube whatever up rank his name? You should
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  Speaker 4: know by this guy's name though, Gaspered Owen Maximilian. Lock
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: that dude up immediately. I don't even need to see
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: what he's gonna do in his future life. Lock him
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: up out here licking straws. I did see the grossest
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: thing though, yesterday on TV. Not on TV, but on YouTube,
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: so I didn't know that. I forgot what country was,
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: but it was like a third world country where they
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: go they go to KFC at the local KFC and
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: they get all the fried chicken that's been thrown away. Yeah,
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: and they wash it, they refry it and sell it
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: in bags by the pound. Oh no, to where people
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: can eat. It's called like pogpog And they actually do this.
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: And a tourist that I follow actually ate some to
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: see what it would taste like.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: Wow, And I'm like, is that not extras or but
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: it was extra dookie.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: Florida surgeon has been indicted for manslaughter after removing a
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: patient's liver instead of a spleen a Florida surgeon. Oh
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: my god, what is going on with Florida? Either way, Yeah,
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: he removed the patient's liver instead of his spleen. He
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: said in this disposition, he is forever traumatized by the
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: event and the death of a seventy year old man.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: The attorneys, I guess, over hours and hours of testimony,
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: said that it just got chaotic in the operating room
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: and he messed up.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: Was it like a Friday afternoon?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know what day you mess up. I don't
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: know how you messed that up. I've messed up some
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: things on the job. It's never accidentally removing somebody's liver
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: instead of their spleen.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Do they even look alike?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Probably?
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: What does a spleen look like in the same area.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: I would hope.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: So I feel like if you go to school to
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: be a doctor, you're gonna know like, well, I'm not
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: gonna take this, but how do you mess that up?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: And then just close him up and be like, well,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: good luck, dude. Right wait they are upper left. Really
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: you need your liver, don't you?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it filters everything out, thanks Broy. Does it
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: filter out sour patch kids? And perfect?
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I need it?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Then sleet around in a good morning so far. I
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: know there's some storms moving through at least some lightning,
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: rain and what not, especially up north, so be careful.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: It's mixed one or two point nine A Bailly a kid,
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Candicelpez producer poo. It doesn't look like this weekend is
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: going to be a total wash. But I'll tell you what.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: The weather's always wrong lately.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: I know they're saying we have more chances for rain
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: on Mother's Day.
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: That's when like storms are our best chance for storms,
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: but we'll see.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it might be sunny a little bit later on,
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: they said, and then maybe rain tomorrow slight champ but
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: who knows. Literally, some of the weather people are getting
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: on and they're apologizing because their weather forecasts are so wrong.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, last Friday was bad, they said, widespread rain,
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: like complete washout.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: I didn't have a drop, not.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: One single drop.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: We were talking about this off the air and I
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: had to stop because I said, wait, just wait a minute.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Sometimes this happens, somebody wrote online they'd be like, what's
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: the weirdest thing you do when you're alone? So we
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: started talking about it, and I said, you know what,
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: I do so many weird things that I think I'm
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: a weirdo. When I really think about the stuff I do,
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't know if everybody does this, Like
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: does okay?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Does everybody have full blown long conversations with their dog?
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Long pretty quick? But I have a lot of them.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm not totally crazy.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: So yesterday I was thinking about it because when I
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: got home, I walked in and was like, Triggy, you
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: know I have a.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Song, Sure everybody does. What's your song? Well that's my
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: that's my Triggy. Don't you know your song? And I
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: dance and he gets a toy and it's a whole thing.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a big german shepherd and he's moving around,
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: he's getting excited. He gets on the kitchen chair and
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: he's waddling his butt. It's a whole routine and I'm
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: doing it every time I walk in. Oh yeah, that's
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: he deserves that. Yeah, he's excited to see me and
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: more excited than anybody else.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: In my life.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, can we do that when you come in the
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: seiou that's that's my real.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: If you need this, you can has a little song.
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Put doesn't have a pet, so you don't get it,
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: but you just do this stuff. But yesterday I walked in.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I think I am a weirdo because I
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: caught myself and I was like, Triggy, are we going
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: to pet smart? What are we doing? Do you want
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: to go? Like he's gonna answer yeah, But then I
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: kind of answer for him in my own doggy voice,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'd like to let's go. And I'm like,
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: I think I'm a total weirdo. I do so many
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: weird things when I'm alone. I mean, I go in
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: the shower and I get on the phone with people.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: I was literally the only person I've ever heard that
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: does that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: The talks on the phone in the shower. It's the best.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: You just hang the phone up on the edge of
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: the shower and you take your time. I'll watch YouTube
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: videos in there.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: That's wild.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's a good time. Do my taxes in there.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: You can do so many things in the shower. But
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: then I'm going through this list and I'm like, Okay,
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not the only weird one.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I love a good list, especially if it's a weirdo list.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So this girl said, not only do I talk
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: to myself, I have full blown debates with myself. Oh
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: sometimes I even lose the argument and I get annoyed
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: in my own logic. She goes, it's a problem, but
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: that's not crazy. Yeah, because I do the same thing.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Like ill, Yeah, I'll be like, why would I ever
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: do that? Well, I'll tell you why, Billy, this is
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: why I would do it.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Oh see, I'll have conversations and then with other people
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: in my head, but I'll respond with what I think
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: they're gonna say.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: You know, so I know how this is going to
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: play out. It doesn't always play out that way, but.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I think that's normal.
• 19:23
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I don't think that's bad at all. And I want
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: to get to your weird things, Candice, and I know poos.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I'm but first this.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Girl, Okay, now this isn't even weird to me. This
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: is normal. This girl says, I have full concerts in
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: the shower, choreography and everything. Whoa, and no, I'm not
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: just saying it. I'm performing. I do it every shower
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: and I look forward to it.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Good for her, all right.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: This girl said, I walk around with no pants on. No, okay,
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: not my thing, but a lot of people do that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: This one's funny. This girl said, I shot obscenities about
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: people I don't like out loud.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Why does that one crack me?
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: Out rage comes out?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: What do you do that's weird? What do you do
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: alone that people are like, Oh, that's that's weird. Yeah,
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: maybe maybe it's not to you, Cannus, you got something?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: What do you do?
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm rarely home alone, but sometimes when my
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: husband and my son are gone for long periods of time,
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: I'll have an ice cream spoon.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: That's what I call it, because.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: I'll just put it out on the counter and then
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: I'll just cruise by the freezer every once in a
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: while and grab a scoop like a spoonful of ice
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: cream whenever I'm just feeling it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: And I'll just leave the spoon out all day because
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: I know I'm going back.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Let me tell you something, as a man, there's nothing
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: wrong with that. Okay, we do this all the time
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: with the knife. Oh yeah, there's not a man alive
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: that doesn't make a sandwich. And then we leave that
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: knife hanging over the sink.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because a.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: Peanut butter knife for me.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Because we might need to go back and make it. Sammie.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Sure, I don't know what my vibe is and I
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: don't want to do dishes, so I'm a hang Sometimes
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: it's hung am I as being single?
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: It'll hang there for a day. It'll hang there for
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: a good day before I pick it up. And what
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: am I going to do with this? Sometimes I'll use
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: it for something else? Why not as well? I'm scared
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: to ask, So what's the weirdest thing you do when
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: you're alone?
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: Now that you ask billy. I've been known to uh
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: cook naked when I've been in the I live on
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: the third floor.
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: Nobody knows sometimes like, yeah, what's benefit there is my
• 21:24
  Speaker 10: worst nightmare?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like not only him cooking naked, but like me
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: cooking naked. I hate being naked. Yeah, so the thought
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: of like just roaming around, Yeah, what.
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: Are you cooking? It depends. Sometimes it might just be
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: a pizza. I might pop a pizza in the oven
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: or whatever. Go take a shower, come back.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: It's not cooking. Yeah, it couldn't come back. But I've
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: been known.
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: I've been known to make breakfast but naked. Yeah, egg's bacon,
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: just frying?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Why just why? Why not?
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: I already sleep naked, so I'll wake up and be like, oh,
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: you know what, I'm gonna make some breakfast.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Here's my thought process is what if something goes down
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and I gotta get.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Out of the house or I gotta fight someone, or
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: I got to run from a fire, or I have
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: to someone comes to the door.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: There's grease that splashes when you're cooking bacon. No, if
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you know how to cook, you're good. No grease flex Yeah,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying you've never had grease. Well, what do
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: you cook for breakfast? Bacon, eggs, sometimes hash browns. Okay,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: all that right there, all my little flats I am.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think I will ever eat breakfast again. I
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: am forever cooking sausage with sausage.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: To stories with Billy Kid in the morning one or
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: two Cane.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: A lot of people talking about Pooh cooking naked.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's wild.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm getting so many dams. Like my
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: friend of meal said, Pooh, if I break into Poo's,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: how else and he tries to fight me naked? He wins.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Mike, it might be right. It's a good self defense plan, friend, Mike.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Mike just DM me and said, yeah, I'm eating bacon
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: as you talked about this, I literally just threw it
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: out the window. Breakfast ruined. Sorry, Mike.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: We got a lot going on this morning, Candi Slowpez,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: what is going on?
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we do have some rain moving through parts of
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: the Metroplex this morning. South Lake is getting some rain
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: right now. Looks like McKinney as well.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: So just to expect scattered showers throughout the day. Warmer
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: for this weekend.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: We do have storm chances for Mother's Day and even
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: even warmer next week. So just to heads up at
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: sixty degrees outside right now, Well months after buying World
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Cup tickets, some fans are just now finding where their
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: seats are going to be at at and T Stadium.
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: They say their seats are much farther away than expected.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: One person even calling this the heist of the century,
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: saying they feel like they were misled by FIFA and
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: call this ticketing process a scam.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Well, and you also already messed up cannis Is Stadium.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: It's Dallas Stadium, not at and T. Statement's Dallas Stadium
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: in Arlington.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Right, okay, exactly this.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: One person said they bought tickets in the second highest
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: price category and assumed at worst, you know, they'd be
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: in the middle section of the stadium. But these tickets
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: were three hundred and fifty dollars. Their seats are in
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: section four oh eight, the upper level, like towards the corner.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: You might as well be in a helicopter, right, They're
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: literally a few rows from the top.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: And I get it if you're into that, but to me,
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: that's I'd just rather watch it on TV. Yeah, I
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: just don't want to deal with all the drama the parking.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Just watch it on a screen because you're gonna you're
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: watching the screen anyway.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't get the energy of the crowd though,
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: that's the thing.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: But yeah, it's so big. Yeah, you never looked down there.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: I was at I don't even know what concert, George
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: Straight years ago, concert that happened there.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Screen whole time.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: You can't even see his wranglers. No, at that, you
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: can't even you literally just watching the screen.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one hundred percent.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: But these people are and they think there should be
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: a class action lawsuit against FIFA. We are hosting nine
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: matches here, that's more than any other city in North America.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: So we'll see if they do anything about this. Probably not.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It's good for the economy here though, Yeah, it really is.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, guys.
• 25:14
  Speaker 6: This new study says the best time of day to
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: make big decisions is in the morning, about an hour
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: after waking. Is that sweet spot for alertness? They say
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: it's when people are most clear headed and haven't gotten
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: distracted by making hundreds of choices throughout the day.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, big decision, it make it soon.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, if people wake up. If you wake up
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: at six now's the time to make a good decision.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good luck.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: We wake up three thirty, so four point thirty. I
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: make my decisions. You don't want me to make decisions.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Absolutely not. Well, if you guys have six point five.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: Million dollars laying around, you could buy Selena Gomez's house.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: She just put it up for sale now that she
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: and Benny Blanco are married. This is a six bedroom,
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: ten bathroom home, custom built in nineteen eighty nine by
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: Tom Petty. It's described does a private celebrity compound on
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: one acre of park like grounds at the end of
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: agated private driveway. It sounds fantastic, though, three stories. She's
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: got a recording studio in their movie theater, massage room,
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, yeah, a whole beauty salon in there. They
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: actually guests brought a home together right before their engagement,
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: and that one's worth thirty five mil.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: So yeah, but you know, if you're in the market,
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: six point.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Five million dollar house, yes, oh my god, so this
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: one's only Oh it's only six Yeah you need it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Pooh, buy it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: It's a deal.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: This place is gonna be amazing to cook breakfast in naked.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Not this paycheck. The next paycheck.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, come on, holds out, Selena, wait for Pooh. I'm
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: can of Slopez. Those are your Texas Top Stories.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Comments.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: You'll feel better Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret makes one.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Of two point nine. Good morning, It's Bailly the kid
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: can a Sloan pet producer. Pooh Happy Friday. I mean,
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: the comments just keep coming in about Poo's Dirty Little Secret.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: He said that he cooked naked sometimes when he's alone.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Thank god. Yeah, but Michelle just had a good point.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Thank you to Michelle. She said, so, wait, you're telling
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: me the Pooh won't eat other people's cooking if they
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: have cats, but he'll cook naked.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: For other people.
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: That's right. First, when did I say I cook naked
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: for other people?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I cook naked for myself.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, wow, I'm gonna tell you what. I'm
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: gonna look at yourself. So a little bit different now,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: when No, I wouldn't do y'all like that. Know, No,
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: he just grossed me out so bad. I thought about this.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you're right, you know, he cooks all the
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: time and brings stuff in, and now I just have
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: this awful visual and I'm not eating the food. He
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: won't eat anybody's food if they bring it to the
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: station or anywhere, pot luck, anything, if they have.
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: Cats, right, just some people, which makes say something you
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: cook or cats?
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Thank you?
• 27:48
  Speaker 9: I know, but she doesn't have cats, so what does
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: that matter? Yeah, but you used to back in the day.
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: But I'm just saying, like I trust y'all's cooking period.
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: Everybody else I don't.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Trust their but they don't. We're talking about cats. People
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: with cats, yes, just people in general. I have a phobia. Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: And the people up here nasty. I see them when
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: when food's left over in the breakroom and I see it.
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: They don't even they go in their hand without without
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: their dong tongs.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Tongs tongue tongs. So you're cooking a thong? No, No
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: dirty little secret is on? If you got one eight
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: three three seven eight seven one o two nine and
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: you have one, So what is going on? Okay?
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: So I know this sounds bad, but I swear it's
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: not that bad. At least it's not as bad as
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: it sounds. But this is my like travel hack.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, a travel hack and also a secret. Yeah I
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: like that. Okay, hopefully it's not too bad.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: So a few years ago I was running really late
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: for a flight, like I was going to miss it,
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: and I was panicking because you know, the security line
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: was so long and I was just like and it
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: was around Christmas time, like I just knew it was
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: going to be crazy. So I was on my way
• 28:58
  Speaker 7: out the door and I I saw a pair of
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: my old crutches in the garage. I tore my ACL
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: years ago and I was on them for years, and
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: I just thought like I should grab them, like maybe
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: it would help me get through security quicker. And it
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: worked immediately.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: No way, so you brought a pair of crutches that
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: you didn't need, hold on, you brought a pair of
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: crutches that you didn't need to clear security faster?
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: Yes, And it was.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: Amazing, Like people were helping me with my bags, Like
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: airline employees were like so nice, They're like, are you okay,
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: Like let's get you boarded before and like at first
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: I felt a little bit guilty, but I did tear
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: my ACL once. Technically it wasn't like a total lie, right,
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: and you know, I like, I just you know, once
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: I experienced that, I realized how like easy and stress free.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: It was like I didn't have to fight anybody. There
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: were no like crowds, Like everybody cater to me.
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: So now like every once in a while, if I
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: know it's going to be a crazy.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Travel day, like I'll bring my crutches, You.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Bring the crutches. So this has happened multiple times. This
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: is not just like once I had to get through security,
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: we'll figure it out.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: This is all the time during.
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: The peak season, so I would say yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: But the funniest part is, you know, I'll casually like
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: lean on them in line, and then once I'm through security,
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: like you know, I kind of magically feel better.
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: You're just carrying them, and I'm not taking.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: A wheelchair from somebody else. So I don't feel like
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: I'm doing anything wrong.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, no, you're not.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: I'm not. Those crutches are basically.
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: Like my airport, the ip path, Wait's brilliant with crutches.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not an off idea. So with crutches
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: you can get through security quick, I guess.
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: So you get through super fast. Everybody caters to you
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: and wants to make sure you're okay.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Do you pretty board too on the flight?
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, of.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: Course, baby? Is it anyone injured?
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: I'm there.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, is this why Pooh wears his his camo to
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: the to the airport and says he's a soldier to.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: The old army stuff. Yeah, they're like, sir, you a
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: current soldier.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, reserves recommend doing this every time.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: But you know, in those like instances, they do what
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: you gotta do. Wow, what are you supposed to do?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Look at you?
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I've heard of people doing like stolen valor,
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: which I definitely do not approve of.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Crutches much better than that.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I had a friend who would put on his.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Old yeah old, so they're your old crutches. They put
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: on what can they.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Put on his boot when he broke his ankle, and
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: he would wear it to like deep parks and suit.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he would go to the front and they let
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: all of us in the front with him.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: So if I go to six Flags with crutches our boot,
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I'm skipping the line, you might, Yeah, so it's a
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: free fast pass.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Kind of Yeah.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: You don't know how many boots I have at home? Yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I got crutches, boots, scooters, what you eat?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: We might have to send Poo to six Flags to
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: see if this works, you know, with the boo, Yeah,
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: with the boot or something.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You got a whole bunch of them. Okay,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: all right, ma'am. I don't know if I should feel
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: bad about you doing this.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Or give you promising selfish.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it could be worse. Okay, So thank you
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: so much.
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: Did tear my so you did?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: You're hurt, you're injured.
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: Why don't just hurt me that day?
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Right, it was sore. Well, thank you for your I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: almost said thank you for your service. No, thank you, no, no,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: thank you for your service.
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: Actually I feel like it is a service.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: By the way, Pooh doesn't do that. He doesn't wear
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: his camo, his old army uniform, and he would not
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: do that. No, not at all, not at all.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: All right, dirty little secret, there you go. I know
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: everybody's hitting us up for these needles and the mystery dumplings.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: We're going to do that at eight thirty Tradio radio.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: So start thinking about something you want to trade. I'm
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: already getting stuff coming in on Instagram. Somebody already said
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: they want to trade in iron. They'll get poo and iron.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Our boy Brandon Lee so he can iron the back
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: of the rolls.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: On his head.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: And he said he would fix your credit too, he
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: would trade that. That might be a good one. Yeah,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: all right, he's doing for Candace Court.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: It gets settled here with Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Right, It's for the Honorable Judge Candice Lopez and her
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: George today because it is Friday, yea, and in the
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: summer on Fridays, that's what we do. Yeah, we wear
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: George unless you're pooh and you forgot. Yeah, yeah, seriously
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: cut those off, take your pants off. No, it's makes
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: one on two point nine Billy a Kid, Candace Lompez,
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: producer poo. All right, if you got an issue something
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: you want Cannas to solve, well just hit her up
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: at Candace on Air, on Instagram, at Candace on Air,
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Candas you're ready, Judge, all right. When I was born,
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: my mom thought it would be sweet to name me
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: after her dad. On paper, that sounds really nice. But
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: now that I'm older, I find it a little bit
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: embarrassing to tell anyone that my middle.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Name is Orville. Oh old Orville. When I do tell them,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: all I hear is seriously like Reddenbacher, like the popcorn.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: How old are you?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Does kind of sound like an old person name yesh Orville,
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: but they're coming back. They're in style anyway, he says.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: So, I'm planning to start the paperwork to have my
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: name changed legally, but my mother is just devastated about it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: She says, a name shouldn't matter that much. But if
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: that were the case, then Mom, why'd you name me Orville?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: This wouldn't be a big deal to her either, if
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: it wasn't that big of a deal and the name
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: was just a name, right? Am I wrong? Am I
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: doing this?
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: And maybe I should not do this because I don't
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: want to hurt my mom, But at the same time,
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: I hate my name. Okay, Well, Cannie Lopez, your initial
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: thoughts on this.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: This is a tough one.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: You are going to hurt your mom. That's her dad's name.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Why are we so sensitive over this? You know what
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: I mean?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah?
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: But at the same time, at the same time, I
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: get it because Orville, I mean Orville?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: But who cares? When when do we ever think about
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: our middle names?
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I do? I have two of them.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: I have two middle names, Candice, Sorry, Orville, you have
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: to call me out, what are your names? Okay, well
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you my middle names because my real
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: name is William.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm trying to tell people lately, too,
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: is younger people do not understand that Billy is short
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: for William or Bill is short.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Well, it doesn't make sense to be Willie. Do not
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: call me Willy, will or Willie.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: All right, well it's Willy the kid. I makes one
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: of the point that no, I know, but tried to.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Explain that to people, like I was explaining to someone
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: who works here in promotion, right, and they were like, well,
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: your real name is William, and I'm like yeah, but
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, but yeah, so Billy, Like, how
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: does that make any sense?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it does.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Just that's what people do. When you're William, they call
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: you Billy or Bill. I've been a William either way.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: My middle name. Yeah, I'm not thrilled about my middle name.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I have two of them.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: And well you already said it anyway. Yeah it's William
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Wallace James. Okay, all right, who shut up?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: It is Braveheart is a good movie. Exactly what it
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: is I've never seen it, exactly what the guy's name
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: is in Brave Heart. Yeah, Braveheart. Yeah, Mel Gibson played him. Yeah,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: he was a hero. Is that why people say that?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I never knew? Yeah?
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: He shouted well either way, So I mean, and that
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: was my dad's My dad's dad was Wallace.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: My mom's dad was James.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: So they each got so I got named.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: After two dads because they couldn't figure it out and
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: just pick one.
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: Have you ever been so mad about it that you
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: thought you would legally change it?
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Okayally I thought about dropping one because I can't even
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: fit it out my license. My license is bigger than
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: everyone else's license.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: You pick which one to drop.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know which. Grandpa I like the best?
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Are for hiding a name that just wasn't good enough
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: to be your first name?
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Oh? Is that what it is?
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean I think so?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: God right?
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, space to like, you know, shout out somebody.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Do you want to say your middle name? Cannis? Sure?
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: Anne?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Every every female's middle name is Anne.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my mom's middle name is Anne.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: So is mine?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I know.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Pooh, what's your old? Wait a minute, now, let's don't
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: do ye name. What's Pooh's middle name that I forget.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: You know I forgot you.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Billy knows.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: He never talks about it. We never talk about Billy knows.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: It could be Orville, who cares.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: No, Billy knows it because he used to pick me
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: up from when I was in jail. I do know it. Yeah,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: he had to say everything.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: You why I know?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: It's honestly, who has the whitest name?
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say it's a basic white name. It
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: is like James.
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Should I go ahead and say it? Yeah?
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Comment, I should say it's Herbert. Really, No, no, it's
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: not it is.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: He's gonna laugh and say it's not it. He's gonna
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: try to make it up. It's Herbert. That is Herbert.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: That look at him, he looks like a Herbert.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so confused because I don't remember his middle name.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: It's Brian Herbert. I won't say his last name.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Wait, is it really?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: It's Brian Herbert? I know? How did you not know?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: You didn't know?
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Who is that?
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: After Herbie?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Where did that come from?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? He's got wasn't it from your uncle or something?
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: Uncle?
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: I know From now on, it's no longer poohing Herbert.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Why are we calling him Clarence?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: And well he looks like he could be a Clarence
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: or Herbert. He is a Herbert. Say it out loud,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: it's fun.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: What if it was just Herb or just Bert.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: It's got to be Herbert. Look there he is, old
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Herbert coming down the street. Name What an unc name?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: What an old person name? Old Herbie like Herbie? Yeah?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: So pooh, well there you go.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: So we all got weird middle names except Anne, except
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Candice Lopez is an that's totally normal.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Should this guy change his name? Should he leave it?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what we think? Pooh? The verdict is in.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look, dude, your mom's not guilty. You need new friends.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Who's making fun of you that much that you're so
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: upset you're gonna.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: Go legally change your name. You're guilty of man and
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: editing Ernie.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Edit your name out. It's not like it's your first name.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I agree?
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: You know, we ever care about middle names.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: That's why I haven't dropped one of mine.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: I'm not that big a deal.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I might add a middle name next time. Might add Mike,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: William Wallace, James Herbert tough stories on the Dance with
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Billy the Kid in the morning.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Only on the new Mixed one O two point nine.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: We got a lot going on this morning, candislow pants,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: what's up?
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: Well, some schools are are having to adjust their schedules
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: for final exams, all because of an online a learning platform, Canvas,
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: that was hacked, causing disruptions at schools across the country.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: So this platform is used by over seven thousand education
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: systems worldwide and they use it for coursework and exams. Well,
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: this hacking group called Shiny Hunters is claiming responsibility, saying
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: they gave schools until May twelfth to negotiate payment before
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: leaking student names, ID numbers, email addresses and more sensitive
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: information for about two hundred and seventy five million users.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: I know there are multiple you know, districts here in
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: the metroplex that use it. Arlington ID told teachers to
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: use alternative methods until this is resolved.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Rock Wall ID sent.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: A letter to parents saying they don't think you know
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: that any data was compromised, but you know they've taken
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: the program offline until it gets resolved.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: As of last night, most users.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: Have access to the app again, but like un t
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: they use this for finals. SMU is rescheduling the final
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: exams for Sunday.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: It sucks.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: I can't even imagine. You're right here at the end.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: You're probably doing it today, You're about to graduate, even
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: if you're a senior, and like, give me out of here,
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: let's go.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, by the way, we're hacked, so
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: we gotta wait.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, finals on a Sunday sounds awful.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Finals on a Sunday.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good luck?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: And I mean shout out to the class of twenty
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: twenty six. I can't believe it's already that time of
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: the year.
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: My niece graduates next Saturday. I can't believe it.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: First of all, that just blows my mind.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: In general, Yeah, I know, I'm super emotional about it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because we were working together when she was born, Yes,
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: when she was exactly God, we are freaking old.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: It's a lot.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Good Lord Herbert, Oh you're just ancient. Okaykay, this what
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: else going on?
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Listen to this because this might impact you this summer.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: Billy Stonebriyer Center just implemented a curfew for miners at
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: the mall on Saturdays. They say this will help with
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: what they're calling disruptive youth gatherings.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: So anybody under eighteen, and it must be with an adult.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: After three pm on Saturdays, they say, safety officers will
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: check id's at all mall entrances, and one adult over
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: the age of twenty one can supervise up to four
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: miners and you have to be with them at all times.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: They say.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Teens who aren't with an adult will be asked to leave.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: And I just hate to see this happen because you know,
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: teams running the mall by themselves.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: It's such a ride up passes.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: It really is.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: And it became a thing again, and it wasn't for years.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: But my son, who's fifteen, all of a sudden like, hey, Dad,
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: can you take us to the mall? And okay, the
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: first time he said that, I was like, yes, right,
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: yes I can. I'll drop you off of the mall.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: And now I guess it's becoming a problem because everybody's
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: doing it in Stonebriers having problems. It was fights and
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: all this crazy stuff happening in Frisco.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do?
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: But when I was a kid, they did that too.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: For a while, they did, Yeah, they did a curfew
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: and a dress code.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Oh I don't remember that.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: They did a redbird mall that can that's redbird. Yeah,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: it was wild word it's wild in the parks too.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: They did it the parks, Yeah, they did. No, I
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: remember that.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: We slept out outside the parks one time, waiting for
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: insynct to come back in the day.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Like that would have been awful outside. Well kind of.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: We were waiting in line to see in sync at
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: them all.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: There they were at the mall. Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: They did an appearance down like down lower level and
• 43:14
  Speaker 6: sign autographs and stuff.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a huge deal here.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I do remember that. Yeah, I think I was there.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: But had they kicked us out, I'd have been, you know,
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: super upset.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Oh man, do they have when you were growing up?
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: Guys.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: Although the average person is expected to spend two hundred
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: and eighty four dollars on gifts for moms this year,
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: the best thing you could do for moms this Mother's
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: Day might just be let them sleep. This new study
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: of moms in America reveals a sleep a crisis, finding
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: the problem isn't late bedtimes, it's anxiety and the mental
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: load keeping them up at night. So twenty three percent
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: of moms say they get at least seven hours of
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: sleep on weeknights. And you know the majority blame anxiety,
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: racing thoughts, and unfinished responsibilities.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: For that lack of sleep. So yeah, if you need
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: some ideas, uh, it's free. Let them sleep, Let.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Them sleep, take care moms this weekend, husbands figure it out.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Don't let them make plans. If you do breakfast in
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: bed clean up, yeah for sure, don't let moms clean well,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I'll get it later. No, you know it's going to
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: drive our anxiety crate and just clean it up right now.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sleep in metime.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Shout out to all the moms.
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: So Candoslopez, those are your Texas top stories.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Tradio Radio. Here we go and it's mixed
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: one O two point nine A billy to kid Canda Slopez, producer.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Who is here in Tradio Radio. We have nidos up
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: for grass needos and mystery dumplings. Everybody wants these.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: The kids are freaking out over them, moms or waiting
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: in lines and dads or I mean seriously online they're
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: going for hundreds and hundreds of dollars. Thank you, our boy,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Danny at Clausania all multiple Clausanias for hooking these up.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: He is, okay, gives them away, So we did, and
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: it's so hard to pick a winner.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: By the way, Clausanya and Haltam City they're doing a
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: big Saturday Mother's Day celebration like an event. So I'm
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: just letting you know it's they're free roses, they're giving away,
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: giving away a bunch of st face painting for the kids.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: They do it big over there, they do it big.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: There's a bounce house out there tomorrow, So go check
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: out Clausania in Haltam City and they're giving more stuff
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: away and there's a chance to win nidos and mystery dumplings.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: So thank you to Danny Clausania. Now what are you
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: going to trade us for these? We've gotten so many
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: good so many good entries online. I mean, I'm thinking
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: about yesterday stuff. A limo ride, Tommy and Truman said,
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: a limo ride in a hearst limo. I kind of
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: wanted to do it, Candas don want to No, Heather
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: and Alito wanted to trade an EMU. Okay tells all
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: about it, but iHeart legal, said Billy. No more farm animals,
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: and I said, what about not a farm animal. They're like,
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: no more live animals. He says, we already got a chicken,
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: and he already get a goat.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Nick and Frisco said he wanted to trade a Chuck
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Norris autographed posters. What else did you get? Candas over there?
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: Well, James wants to trade a Beastie Boys CD for Anito.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Wanted the CD.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: That is pretty.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: Good's got collectible hot wheels, which is enticing for me.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: My son loves those.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: That is very good. Yeah, Jeanette, how are you doing well?
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: How are you?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm good?
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: So we're doing tradio radio right now. You got something
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: you want to trade us for? A Nido or a
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: mystery dumpling? What is it?
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: I have four awesome rubber duckies.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, four rubber duckies.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: One a cowboys with the cowboy hat and the handkerchiefs.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: These are pretty good. Because you know jeep people, you
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: must be a jeep person.
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: I might be a person.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing wrong with the ducks, but you know, the
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: jeep people in the ducks go hand in hand. But
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I always wanted to get some ducks, even though I
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: don't have a jeep because I want to leave a
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: duck for a jeep person because they get such a
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: kick out of it.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't even know where to get a duck though,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: So now I could have four Maybe.
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: You could have four ducks, really really cute ducks.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: All right, this might be the best thing to instead
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: of real ducks, which I want. I still want a
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: pet duck, Jeanette, stay right there, you're a finalist.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Can I get a duck? Candice?
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Me?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Can you? Can you litter box trade him? I don't
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: know what you do? No, they ain't doing that, no
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: little box, all right. Kaitlin, Good morning, Kaitlin. How are you?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm good?
• 47:11
  Speaker 10: How are you?
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: We're doing trading your radio? I'm pretty good. Now you
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: have something you want to trade us? Where are you
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: from anyway?
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Melissa?
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool? What do you have to trade?
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: I can trade you a Secret Service Challenge coin or pen.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: A Secret Service Challenge coin. That's a coin you could
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: only get from the Secret Service, which is special. How
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: did you say that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: My husband works? Where are the Secret Services?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Oh? Oh man?
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, like right now?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, no comment. Oh wow, we'll have to kill you,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: we tell you. I'm now a part of the agency.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I work with him now now an agent. Okay, you
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: know what, that's pretty good. Oh, that is pretty good.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: I've never even seen one.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: They're cool. They're very cool. I have a couple from
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: police departments, and I have one from like the Marine Corps. Wow,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: which is very cool.
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: So these that's they trade them and just saying it's
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: a whole thing.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Does your husband ever come home from work and be like,
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I wish I could tell you what happened today, but
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: No, you know, he's like, he's quiet.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: He's gotta be I like it. You know what, us
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: agent's got to stick together. Stay right there, hold on, CAYLB.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: That's good. That is good. Okay, Lisa and GP. What's up, Lisa?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fine, I'm good. Now what do
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: you have to trade us? What you got?
• 48:33
  Speaker 7: It's a blind up bumpkins doll?
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Oh the bumpkin dolls?
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Scarecrow?
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Am I think of the right one I'm thinking of
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Teddy Rubskin.
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: Oh No, this is bumpkins.
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: B you m Kate, I n s.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: They have the big cheeks and the little round nose
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: in the middle and cute like this able.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're gonna trade something.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, you know what, hold on, Lisa, you might be
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: a finalist because who likes dolls, especially if.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: They blow up?
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: What?
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Neumber nine?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Hold on?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: So many tough ones to go over. Man, the judges
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: have written down their pigs.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Should we go to the winner? Yeah?
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: And we have more to give away too, So if
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: you called up, we got your info, you still might win.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: We might call you randomly, Ay, Kaitlin, secret service coin.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Kaitlin, Yes, you won.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: We're super excited to get this. It's gonna be a
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: show collectible. Now you stay right there. I'll let you
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: pick Nito or mystery dumpling. And you know what I
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: feel like doing because it's Friday and I'm in a
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: good mood, Candis, why don't we just do caller number
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: whatever for an because you know some people are like,
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: I don't have anything to trade.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay, fine, let's just do call pick a number.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Candas caller nine right now eight three three seven eight
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: seven one h two nine. I'll let you pick a
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Nito or a mystery dumpling.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Okays.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, I might even just call some
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: of the people are on the entered and give him
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: something away.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling frisky on a Friday, Let's go mix one
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: on two point nine and Bailly a kid Candice Lopez producer,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: who is here? I mean, everybody wants these needos and
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: mystery dumplings? And I felt like, you know, we were
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: doing trading a radio, but some people are like I
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: have nothing to trade, and I felt bad. So I
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: was like, well, maybe we'll just do caller nine for
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: one and thank you to Clausania because they hooked us up.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: And our boy Danny was like, you want some needles,
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: you want some mystery dumplings. He's like a dealer when
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: it comes to stuff.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: He gets it for Clausanias I mean, so he hooks
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: us up because he listens and he's a good guy.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: He's like family to us now. So I'm like, why not,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: let's just give one away to call her nine. Who's this?
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Hi?
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: This is Haley Haley.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: What's up? Haley? Where you from? Oh? See town? What's up?
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Guess what you were calling number nine to calculate you
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: got a nito or do you want a mystery dumblle?
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Do you want a Nito or a mystery Dumpling?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: No?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I want Anito?
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: Are you kidding?
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: We've been looking for him ever?
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: All right, well we got one for you. We got
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: you Anito.
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, awesome, Yay, thank you so much. Is this for
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: you your kids or what it's actually it's actually for
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: my niece.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, she has really really wanted one. She has been
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: having some struggles and she wanted it for an anxiety toy.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Been looking for them for like a month and a half.
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: Oh that you don't want so much?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I am so glad you want.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Then.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: What's her name?
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: Her name is Josie.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Can you tell Josie that trust me, I struggle with
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: anxiety too, and I hope this helps her.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh awesome, thank you so much. I appreciate it
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: so welcome.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: I'm glad it's going. Kennie and I were just talking
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: about this. How many kids nowadays have anxiety?
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: I hear from a lot of moms that their kids struggle,
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: and it makes me so sad.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: And May his Mental Health Awareness month. Okay, and that's
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: something to think about. When I was a kid, I
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: don't remember having anxiety so much pressure or friends have
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: an anxiety now they have to deal with so much
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: social media.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Do you have a phone? Kind of phone do you have?
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: It's just a lot for kids. So I'm glad it's
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: going to her than good. Uh, you know what? My
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: hold on?
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Let me do it?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Why not? Should I do another one?
• 52:08
  Speaker 8: Sure?
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: It's feeling frished?
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: You do it?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: It's Friday? Why not? Hello? Who is Isabella? What's up? Isabella?
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: What you're doing to school?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: What you're late?
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: It does? Oh? Are you lucky? Okay? What school do
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: you go to? Oh? In Dallas?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Cool?
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 52:27
  Speaker 9: What do you call?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: What you're calling for? You want to hear a song?
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: You wanna what? You what you need this morning? Isabella?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Oh you're looking for anido?
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I dumple it? Okay, I dumple it. What are your
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: grades like I have? What're you gonna be in?
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: That's normal? You know what, Isabella? You sound like? What
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: grade are you in? Oh? You're in sixth grade? You
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: sound like a grown woman.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: You know what. I'm in a good mood today. I'm
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: gonna give you a mystery dumpling. Really yeah, because you
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: sound like a good kid. You got all a's one B.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: We'll work on the b Yeah for next year. Yeah,
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: and who needs math anyway? You got an iPhone, so
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: you're good. Thank you, You're welcome, Isabella. Hold on, do
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: we really need math? No, we need do we when's
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: the last time I used algebra? Candis couldn't tell you exactly. Well,
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: we're also dumb.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: DJs is Texas top stories on the Tents with Billy
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: the Kid in the.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Morning only on the New Mix one or two.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Point nine or Canislopez. It's Friday. We got a lot
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: going on.
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: What's up?
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, months after buying World Cup tickets, some fans
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: are just now finding out where their seats are going
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: to be at at and T Stadium or Dallas Stadium
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: as it will be called during the World Cup. But
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: they say their seats are much farther away than expected.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: One person even called this the heist of the century,
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: saying they felt like they were misled by FIFA and
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: they're calling this ticketing scam or this ticketing process of scam.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Really, what I mean, don't you know where you're getting
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: your seats?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: No?
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: No, no, you don't. It's like a generic buy in.
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: So one person said they bought tickets like in the
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: second highest price category and assumed, you know, the worst
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: they would be getting is like the middle level at
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: the stadium.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: But these tickets were three hundred and fifty dollars. Their
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: seats are in Section of four oh eight, which is
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: the upper level that's on the roof. Yeah, and it's
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: towards the corner, just a few rows from the very top.
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: So people are saying, you know, we think there should
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: be a class action lawsuit against FIFA. We've got nine
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: matches here that's more than any other city in North America,
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: and FIFA is gonna make you know, thirteen billion dollars
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: in this cycle, which goes.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: From twenty twenty three to twenty twenty six. So they're like,
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: what the heck, why is this necessary?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: It's a lot for the four hundreds.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: See, I wouldn't want to go out, you know where
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I want to go at Fair Park where they're doing
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: all like the big watching parties and stuff.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that looks like it's going to be a good time.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe Texas Live. Yep, right, I'd love to watch
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: it there.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: You know what, I'll never forget. This reminds me.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: I won't say your name, but this girl I went
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: on a date with back in the day. This is
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: years and years ago. Okay, speaking of concert or like seats.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: I invited her to a concert one time. Will this
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: be a red flag?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Cannis? I invited this woman, this girl to a concert,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: and I was like, you want to go? But bunch goes, yeah,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: where the seats at?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: And I thought, oh no, I don't know.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: I didn't really look yet, but I figured they wouldn't
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: be bad because I don't know, I was getting hooked up.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I remember thinking, is this is that a
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: red flag?
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: I mean, it could be unless she already had seats
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: and she was going to be like, oh, well.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: I have these, wasn't doing she wasn't going, Yeah, that's
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: kind of a red flag.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: I remember we went anyway, and the seats were good,
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: and she goes, oh, these are good. Like then I
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: wondered to myself, what if I would have said they
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: were in the four hundreds, Ye've been like like zone, yeah,
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: maybe another time totally.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, that's a little red flag for me for sure, guys.
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: A new study says the best time of day to
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: make big decisions is in the morning, about an hour
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: after waking. That's the sweet spot for alertness when people
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: are most clear headed and haven't gotten distracted by making
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: hundreds of choices already throughout the day.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: So if you have a big decision to make, morning
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: is it.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: That wouldn't be it for me though, or you, I think,
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: because we get up so early. If I'm making decisions
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: at four thirty, they're not going to be good.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: No, And it's usually decisions I'm making at that time
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: are for plans and I'm agreeing to and then by
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: ten am, I'm like, why did I agree?
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Why exactly?
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: I think, if anything, you should make the decision like
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: in the afternoonish when you're the happiest, like happy hour decisions.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: You get right. Happy hour decisions are the best decisions
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: for sure, because you're in a good Maybe actually maybe
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: that's not good because then you're committing to things you
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: don't want to commit to.
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: That's a good point.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: That's why. This is why I don't make decisions. This
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: is why I have Candice make decisions right exactly.
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: Guys, if you have six point five million dollars laying around,
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: you could buy Selena Gomez's house. She just put it
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: up for sale now that she and Bennie Blanco are married.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: This is a six bedroom at ten bathroom home custom
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: built in nineteen eighty nine by Tom Petty. It's being
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: described as a private celebrity compound. It looks like it's
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: on just over an acre of park like grounds. It's
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: got a gated private driveway, three stories, and all sorts
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: of things like a movie theater, massage room, recording studio.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, so she's selling that because they actually
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: bought a house together just before they got engaged. Uh,
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: that one's worth thirty five million dollars.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Thirty five million, yeah, thirty five million. Yeah, what is
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: that one? Like, that's what I want to know.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have no idea, but this one's for sale.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: She just put it on the market. I always find
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: it funny when these homes have ten bathrooms, you.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, like how many times you got to go
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: where you many.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: People can be going at the same time, right, you know?
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: Yet ten bathrooms, right, six beds, ten baths.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: You've literally probably never even went in all of your
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: bathrooms yourself. Yeah, like, man, good for them, Yeah, sure whatever,
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: I'm not hating, but I'm hating.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, enjoy it. Good luck selling.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: I kind of want a new house too, do it.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I just want to be honestly. Sometimes I want
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: to sell my house and I want to live on
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: a boat. I do I see on Lake Louisville. I
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: just want to fish all day.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I live in a boat if you need me, And
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: that way, when the zombie attack comes, I can just
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: float out. Boy, nobody zombies won't be able to get me.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Nobody can swim and get me. Yeah, who's not gonna
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: be able to get on the boat. No, I love it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I can swim. We don't know that.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: You also say you can water ski. I can well that.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: We've been waiting for twenty years to see if you're knees.
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: Not this summer, it won't, I promise, well, because it's
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: never a summer. It's never.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: No that we've been saying this for years. I have
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: a boat. There's no reason why you can't water ski.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: I keep telling you to do it. You don't do it.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: You can't water ski this summer.
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: Let's do it.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I'm for real. This is all you said four summers.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: I know that.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: But my knees. But look, get your knees. I'm looking
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: at them. They're not getting up.
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: They don't want that.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: They don't want these problems.
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: All right, those are your Texas to stories.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Go get it off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret makes one or two
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: point nine.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Billy, the kid can't a slow pants producer, Pooh,
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: I feel like we've learned.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of dirty little secrets this morning.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: One we didn't plan on.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: First thing in the morning, Pooh said he cooked naked
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: once in a while, Yeah, which I mean it took
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: me by surprise, ruined breakfast for me for lifetime, and
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: just confusing because he's so weird about cooking, like he
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: won't eat anything that anybody with cats has made. Yeah,
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: so it's strange to me that he would sit there
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: and cook naked if he's so worried about germs and whatnot,
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: because I feel like there's a lot of germs floating
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: around could be Yeah, you know, it's just like one
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: of those things. And please, pood never cook anything naked
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: and bring it into the studio.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: I don't want us to eat. You know. It's rare
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: when I do, but there's been times I cook. So
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: what's the special occasion when you do. I'm just curious, like,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: what is it like today? I'm gonna cook button naked? Well,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I'll get up and then I'm like, I want breakfast,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: and I just go into the kitchen.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: To start, too hungry to put clothes on.
• 59:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well yeah, because I already sleep all natural. So
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: I just what if somebody comes to the door, though
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 10: you know they come to the door, they're not walking in.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 10: My door's locked. What if somebody face times you don't answer?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, what if all you called me from in the shower?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: That's gross? It's normal. No, that's normal.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: Not normal.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, See, maybe we're both weird, but it's normal to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: shower naked. It's not normally cook naked, especially breakfast with
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: grease popping everywhere.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: It just seems like a mess. But you know what,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: to each his own.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: If you get a confession a secret eight three three
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: seven eight seven one o two.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Nine, and you have one.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I know this sounds bad, but I swear
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: it's not that bad. At least it's not as bad
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: as it sounds. But this is my like travel hack.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, a travel hack and also a secret. Yeah I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: like that. Okay, hopefully it's not too bad.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: So a few years ago, I was running really late
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: for a flight, like I was gonna miss it, and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: I was hannicking because you know, the security line was
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: so long, and I was just like and it was
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: around Christmas time, like.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: I just knew it was going to be crazy.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: So I was on my way out the door and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: I saw a pair of my old crutches in the garage.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: I tore my ACL years ago and I was on
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: them for years, and I just thought like I should
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: grab them, like maybe it would help me get through
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 7: security quicker. And it worked immediately.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: No way, so you brought a pair of crutches that
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: you didn't need hold on, you brought a pair of
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: crutches that you didn't need to clear security faster?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: Yes, And it was amazing, Like people were helping me
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: with my bags, Like Caroline employees were like so nice,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: They're like, are you okay, Like let's get you boarded
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: before and like at first I felt a little bit guilty,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: but I did tear my ACL once technical so it
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: wasn't like.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: A total lie, right, And you know, I like I
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 8: just you.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: Know, once I experienced that, I really how like easy
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: and stress free. It was like I didn't have to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: fight anybody. There were no like crowds, Like everybody cater
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: to me. So now like every once in a while,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: if I know it's going to be a crazy travel day,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: like I'll bring my crutches.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: You bring the crutches. So this has happened multiple times.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: This is not just like once I had to get
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: through security, we'll figure it out.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: This is all the time during the peak season, So
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: I would say, yeah. But the funniest part is, you know,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: I'll casually like lean on them in line, and then
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: once I'm through security, like you know, I kind of
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: magically feel better.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: You're just carrying them and I'm not taking.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: A wheelchair from somebody else, So I don't feel like
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: I'm doing anything wrong.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: I mean, I mean, no, you're not. I'm not.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: Those crutches are basically like my airport vip path.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: So wait, it's brilliant with crutches. I mean, it's not
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: an awful idea. So with crutches, you can get through
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: security quick. I guess.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: So you got through super fast. Everybody caters to you
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: and wants to make sure you're okay.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Do you pre board to on the flight?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, of course, babies and anyone injured.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I'm there. Okay.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: Is this why Pooh wears his his camo to the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: to the airport and says he's a soldier to old
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: army stuff.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, sir, you a current soldier.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, reserves recommend doing this every time.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: But you know, in those like instances, they do what
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: you gotta do. Wow, what are you supposed to do? Well?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Look at you?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I've heard of people doing like stolen valor,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: which I definitely do not approve of.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Crutches much better than that.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a friend who would put on his
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: old crutches.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah old, so they're your old crutches.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: They'd put on what can put on his boot when
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 6: he broke his ankle, and he would wear it to
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: like deep parts and suit.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he would go to the front and they let
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: all of us in the front with him.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: So if I go to six Flags with crutches our boot,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: I'm skipping the line, you might, Yeah, so it's a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: free fast pass.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Kind of Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: You don't know how many boots I have at home? Yeah,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: I got crutches, boots, scooters.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: What you eat?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 4: You know what we might have to send Poo to
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: six Flags to see if this works, you know, with
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: the boot, Yeah, with a boot or something.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: You got a whole budget of them. Okay, all right, ma'am.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I should feel bad about you
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: doing this.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Or give you.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Promiting people is kind of selfish, yeah, but it could
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: be worse.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, So thank you so much?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: Did tear you did?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: You're hurt? You're injured?
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: Why don't just hurt me that day?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Right, it was sore. Well, thank you for your I
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: almost said thank you for your service. No, thank you, No,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: thank you for your search.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: I feel like it is a service mixed one.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: On two point nine, Good morning, We're about to get
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: out of here. It's Billy the Kid, Candice Lopez, producer Pooh.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: We were told not to change our names that we
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: were going to because Pooh is called a Herbert. We
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: didn't know it's been The name was Herbert until today.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Going to change it to Herbert. We have special guests
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: in the studio, very special guests.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Can we give it up for Raina? Raina? Now, Raina
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: is about to graduate kindergarten, Big day. I told her Pooh,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Uncle pooh did it three times. She said, I don't
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: think that's normal. I said it's not. But she drew
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: us beautiful pictures. So thank you, you guys, you're the
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: best ever. Thank you for this raina sweet give.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: Me flowers for Mother's Days so awesome.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Happy mother and you got an incredible mom. So happy
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Mother's Day to your mom as well.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day. You guys are awesome. Thank you.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Happy Mother's Day. We're about to get out of
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: your Candis. Enjoy your Mother's Day. I do have a
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: gift for you, candas, but you're not going to get
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: until Monday, because, in true fashion, it showed up late.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's all right, Okay again.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I did give you a sweet potato you did.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: That was a gift all in itself, so just for you,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: it was perfect.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, pretty s poo What do you got
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: going on this weekend?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 9: I'm chilling, But I have a gift for you also,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 9: but I ordered it a copy cat. I ordered it
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 9: off bird, I ordered it off t MoU, So it might.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Not get here till Winnesday.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Eat anything.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Knowing Pooce gifts, it might not get here, might not
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: get here. Cannis, What are you gonna do to pam
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: for yourself this weekend?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know what I'm doing to pamper myself, but
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: I am taking my whole family to the Rangers game
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 6: on Sunday, so we're actually spending Mother's Day. My friends
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: at Bailey and Gallleon invited me and my family to
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: come hang out in their.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: Suite for Mother's Day. So yeah, I'm bringing everybody along.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Well that's awesome. Shout out to the moms. Hi to
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: my mom, Love you mom, Happy Mother's Day. And we'll
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: be going over there and yeah, it'll be a good time.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: So and moms, enjoy yourself this weekend and we'll talk
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: to you Monday. If your husband's screw it up, or
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: if anybody screws it up, call us Monday morning and
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: we can, yeah, we can call them out and maybe
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: we'll try to hook you up with something Monday morning.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: So I have a good weekend.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Bye bye,