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Breaking Wind with Confidence w/ Jude Crane (Privychat 19) · Privycast

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  >> Speaker A: I'm no stranger to having, like,
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  there's multiple times on podcasts where I've admitted to just
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  dark. Yeah, you know, dark things. I'm no stranger to bathroom
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  accidents because I just have blind confidence
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  in my ability to read my body. So I'm
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  like.
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  >> Speaker B: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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  podcast about bathroom rooms recorded.
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  Uh, I am at a returning location.
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  >> Speaker C: Um.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, the official name is Susie
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  Q's.
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  >> Speaker A: Susie Qs.
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  >> Speaker B: Susie Q's perfect. And I am joined, um,
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  by none other than Jude Crane.
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  >> Speaker A: Jude Crane.
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  >> Speaker C: Jude.
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  >> Speaker B: How are you?
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  >> Speaker A: I'm so good. How are you?
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  >> Speaker B: Um, I'm doing well. I spent all day with
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  teenagers at the high school.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, that's got to be.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, it is what it is. I know what I'm getting into at this
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  point.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, does that kind of recharge you? Like you extroverted or
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  introverted, or does it just SAP everything?
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  >> Speaker B: Most of the time, it recharges me. But
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  some of the students that I work with, uh, have a way of
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  sapping you in a specific way.
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  But, yeah, uh, we are kind of, like,
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  sort of meeting for the first time right now in the
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  best context you could possibly meet a person.
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  Um, tell me and those listening a
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  little bit about who you are and, uh, where you're from
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  and how you got to be sitting in this
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  bathroom.
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  >> Speaker A: This bathroom with you. It
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  did strike me, like, when I was just rolling this chair in,
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  how foreign it is to follow another person in the
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  bathroom. It's never something that's clicked for me.
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  >> Speaker C: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, my name is Jude. I'm a brother
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  of a guest. That was previously on Jerry.
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  >> Speaker C: Yes.
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  >> Speaker A: And he felt at liberty
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  to share some of my privy stories, which really upset me. But
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  I work for Susie Q's, the company bathroom that we're
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  in. Kettle corn. I, uh, deliver Tuesday through Friday
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  all over Oregon, so.
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  >> Speaker C: Wow.
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  >> Speaker A: Going down to the California border, basically up to
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  Washington.
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  >> Speaker B: Really?
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  >> Speaker A: Then, yeah, eastern Oregon.
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  >> Speaker C: Oh, man.
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  >> Speaker B: I didn't realize you were delivering that far.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, a lot of miles I've driven to the moon and back in
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  miles. Or maybe not back. I think back at
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  least to the. But at least I've gotten to the moon.
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  >> Speaker B: Dang, that's crazy.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, wow.
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  >> Speaker B: I knew you did the deliveries because,
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  um, you do the en route with
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  Jude on your show, and
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  I'm like, I guess I thought it was
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  so local. Um,
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  but, man, I bet you have some tales
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  then that makes sense.
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  >> Speaker A: I do.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Weird. Not recently, which is
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  upsetting. Uh, and they're usually local.
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  Really? Yeah, usually. They all have exposed, except like
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  the know outliers, but yeah, they're usually around
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  town.
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  >> Speaker C: Wow.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, so delivering,
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  um.
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  >> Speaker C: Because you guys.
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  >> Speaker B: Haven'T been doing Susie. How long have you all. I know, Jerry told me,
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  but my memory is super good.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, that's great that we're on this mine.
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  Also super good.
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  >> Speaker B: How long have y'all been doing Susie Q's?
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  >> Speaker A: About two years, give or take, but about two
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  years.
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  >> Speaker B: So what were you doing before Susie Q's had you
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  delivering?
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  >> Speaker A: Um, catering mostly.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay, sweet.
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  >> Speaker A: And it was in high school, so I didn't do a ton. Cool.
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  Um, and we still do the catering side, so my father also. Is
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  that food guy catering? It's good stuff.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, I've eaten it many times.
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  >> Speaker C: Both.
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  >> Speaker B: It was funny. I was at a company.
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  Um, I guess it was a breakfast. He did breakfast for us.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, we do a lot.
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  >> Speaker B: And like, grab my plate and get ready to
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  go through. And it's just your dad standing there. And I
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  had like bummed a seat in his shop so many times playing
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  d d with your. And I'm like, oh, it's
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  Mr. Crane. It
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  was, it was one of those small world,
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  I feel. I don't know, Salem's pretty big.
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  Um, so I was like, wow, this is weird.
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  Um, I'm part of this thing.
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  >> Speaker A: This is weird for me now. In a good way.
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  >> Speaker C: Hey.
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  >> Speaker A: Because you've existed in my mind but in
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  a distant space that's in reach
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  but without never really met you I've seen you, heard about
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  you I've been.
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  >> Speaker B: Told that distant reach is the
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  preferred area of interacting
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  with a lot of what I do.
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  Um, well, cool. Uh,
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  and you just got back from a trip. I don't know the
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  extent of it. If you are able to share, if
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  you can share, I'd love to hear about it.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: I just got back from a Mexico missions trip with the
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  school that I graduated from.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay, cool.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, I wasn't planning on going. I had gone once
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  before, either my sophomore or junior year. But then I
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  was just at church one day and my friend Matt, who is my
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  old bible teacher, and he kind of heads the group on the school
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  side, just was like, what are you doing over spring break?
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  You want to go to Mexico? Yeah, I do. That's
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  awesome. Um, so we went down the week of
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  spring break and we were working
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  inside the same church that I had been to previously.
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  >> Speaker C: Oh, wow.
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  >> Speaker A: Well, right beside of it, yeah. But same people. And
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  we were like painting inside. When I first got there, the
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  rundown was like, I got to be a team
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  leader, because I was older than most of the people
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  there. But then they're like, you're going to get scaffolding
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  on Wednesday. Um, I was like, okay, I've never done
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  that before. I've never put together scaffolding. And they're like, and we need you to paint the
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  ceiling, which is, like, 20ft up. Terrified of
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  heights. Doesn't, um, sound like a lot when.
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  >> Speaker B: I say it out loud? No, 20ft too much.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, and my
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  greatest piece of safety equipment was just
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  my Fanny, uh, pack that I would clip onto the
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  ladder. And it made you feel so much safer.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: The, um, plastic clip never got the scaffolding,
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  so there was a lot. We got one piece of, like, oh, my
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  goodness. Four metal pipes that had one part on the top that
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  connected them. So it's this awkward trapezoid that
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  we're standing on and reaching up to paint the ceiling. We got half the
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  ceiling. And then we're like, we're going to dedicate our
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  team's manpower to finish another task,
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  because this one can't get done. We just couldn't get the second half.
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  Um, but everyone else did super great. Like, we put up a few
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  walls. We built, like, a whole room.
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  Um, or they put up the walls for it. They put up doors.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: And then we painted the outside in just the most. Like,
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  it's got to be toxic paint.
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  >> Speaker B: Oh, really?
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  >> Speaker A: Oil paint.
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  >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: So it takes forever to wash off. But we were double
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  cupped. Red solo cups.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: And about halfway through painting one of the rails, I pull up the inner
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  cup, and it's completely dissolved.
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  >> Speaker C: No way.
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  >> Speaker A: So there's the equivalent of probably seven red
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  solo cups from all the people on the rails of that church. Oh,
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  my goodness. Dissolved into the black because the
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  paint is just ate right through it.
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  >> Speaker C: What?
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  >> Speaker A: It's terrible. And it gets all over your hands, and you
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  very gently rinse it off. It was a. Oh.
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  >> Speaker B: My real experience is that just like.
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  That's just the paint, I guess.
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  >> Speaker A: It's paint they had going on. It's probably not that
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  bad. I got to stop, uh, hitting.
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  >> Speaker B: You're fine. Um,
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  my recording studio away from home is
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  my church's bathroom down in Albany.
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  And the fan is. It is
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  the most insane fan. A church bathroom,
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  any bathroom. This one, you can hear
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  it, but you. Not really.
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  It sounds like a game system when the thing is
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  clogged with too much.
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  >> Speaker A: It's awful. Like, an old Ps two or 60 would
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  be terrible.
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  >> Speaker B: And so
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  the bumps and wiggles are just like, yeah, here we are.
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  We're in a bathroom.
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  >> Speaker A: M.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, you said it was a.
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  >> Speaker A: Church, that you all were, um.
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  Gosh darn, I'm blanking on the name. Great people. I get
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  to meet the pastor again, who remembered me from, like, years
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  from ago. Fly school.
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  >> Speaker C: That's cool.
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  >> Speaker A: It was a great opportunity.
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  >> Speaker B: What part of Mexico?
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  >> Speaker A: Mexicali.
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  >> Speaker B: Mexicali.
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  >> Speaker A: Okay.
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  >> Speaker B: I don't know anything about it.
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  >> Speaker A: That's as much as I can tell you. Right next to Baja California,
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  Mexico.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker B: So it's, like, right near the border.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, right near the.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: Wow. Normally, the last day we go to, like, san
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  Felipe, just 2 hours southwest ish.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: I could be totally getting that wrong, too. But, um, there
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  was, like, some risque, not risky.
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  Risky, uh, movement, just with
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  violence around that area. So we didn't do the San Felipe
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  because the beach. We just went to
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  Chinatown.
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  >> Speaker B: In Mexico.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: Were any of you were like, come on, but let's go over.
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  >> Speaker A: Oh, desperately.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: I was like, I recognize it'd be a terrible decision. He's got a
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  bunch of high school kids and some middle schoolers.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: But also, it's a beautiful beach.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah. That's fair.
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  >> Speaker B: Um.
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  >> Speaker C: Wow.
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  >> Speaker B: That's cool. Did you all drive or did you all.
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  >> Speaker A: We drove.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker B: Was it, like, a bus situation?
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  >> Speaker A: There were two buses. Buses. Like, there were the
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  vans. I drive.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay. Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: So I was, like, very familiar. I didn't do any of the driving. Thank
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  goodness.
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  >> Speaker C: That's good.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: You do enough of it.
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  >> Speaker A: I do enough of it, yeah. And I don't want the liability of a bus
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  full of children.
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  >> Speaker B: Go faster.
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  >> Speaker A: And then there were two more, uh, volunteer
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  families, and, man, one of
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  them was scary, sketchy, just because.
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  I'll just say on the way back, I ended up in one of kind of, like, the
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  auxiliary vehicles. And we're going north. Right? Because we're leaving
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  Mexico, and somehow we get turned around and we end up on I five
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  south. Oh, no.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: For, like, a good amount of time.
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  Super nice person that was driving, but easily got turned around.
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  Wow. A few times we got lost and had to
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  regroup.
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  >> Speaker C: Dang.
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  >> Speaker B: Wow.
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  >> Speaker C: Um.
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  >> Speaker B: Anytime there's, like, a passenger vehicle with more than five in
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  it, my thought, and it's just
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  me staying on with the whole bathroom thing,
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  is the bathroom situation. You're either
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  stopping too much or, uh, immediately after you
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  start to drive, somebody has to go.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Is it just absolutely five?
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  >> Speaker C: Perfect.
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  >> Speaker A: We're leaving in five in the morning, and at 545, someone's like, we got.
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  >> Speaker B: To pull over, get it sorted out.
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  I don't get it.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: I don't know. Sometimes I think people,
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  it's just in their brain. I know it's not because
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  I'm not going to tell them what their bladder is doing, but
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  it's like, you knew this.
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  >> Speaker A: How did you not know?
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, you forecast a little
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  bit. I don't know. Part of me is like
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  induced the anxiety of being in the car early so that way we
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  can get it out of the way. But I don't know if that's a thing.
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  >> Speaker A: I don't know. I expect people to do it.
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  I want people to do it, but I don't know if I actually can
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  hold them up to that same. Maybe
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  humanity just isn't there yet.
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  >> Speaker B: In so many ways we are not. Um, like
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  I said, I'm at the.
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  >> Speaker A: High school and it's these kids.
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  >> Speaker B: It's like the bell schedule has not.
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  >> Speaker A: Changed in years, but somehow.
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  >> Speaker B: And they're so angry every time. It's like, well, classes started.
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  Have a seat. I have to go to the bathroom.
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  Well, dude, what'd you do for
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  your 40 minutes lunch? I don't know, tell you.
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  Um, and then they're just angry.
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  >> Speaker A: I didn't have to go then.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, I didn't have to go then. That's my favorite. It's like,
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  well, you can hold it for a bit.
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  Um, yeah. So, uh,
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  anything else? That's like, just crucial
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  jude Crane.
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  >> Speaker A: Well, crucial jude Crane.
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  >> Speaker B: Here we go.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Man, I love
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  lasagna. That's a pretty crucial part of my identity. I'm a huge fan
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  of lasagna, love and casserole.
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  >> Speaker B: Okay, uh, what's your best casserole?
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  >> Speaker A: Oh, that's so, uh, tater tot.
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  >> Speaker B: Or you can do top three. That's fine, too.
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  >> Speaker A: I can do easy. They're all my mom's.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: Tater tot casserole, poppy seed chicken.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: Which usually is a reaction I get. People aren't. I guess it's not super
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  common. I guess.
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  >> Speaker B: I don't think of it as a.
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  >> Speaker A: Casserole, but it's
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  got breadcrumbs on top, cream and mushroom.
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  Got the mixins for it. Yeah, very good. And then,
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  um, like cream of mushroom casserole. Something
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  else. My mom.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker B: Tater tot casserole. It's
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  just good.
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  >> Speaker A: Green beans, ground beef. Yeah, it's just like eating. It's
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  kind of an excuse to eat gravy. It might just also be my mom's,
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  but it's like we found a way to just make it socially acceptable to
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  have a big old pyrex pan of gravy.
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  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Um.
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  >> Speaker B: Oh, man.
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  That's the stuff.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, and to tie up, like, the Mexico
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  thing, the first half was work at the church.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: And the second half of every day was, like, a VBs. So we'd go out.
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  >> Speaker C: Awesome.
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  >> Speaker A: And we did, like, a play. We did a song.
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  >> Speaker B: That's so fun.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, it was really great to work with the kids. Yeah, the
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  kids.
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  >> Speaker B: I did one trip like that in college,
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  and we didn't have a formal VBs
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  planned, but it just kind of, like, impromptu. Happened every
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  night, and that was so much better than what we went there
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  for. We enjoyed building the house, but,
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  man, this kids, you just get the soccer ball out
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  there and get a couple of people playing guitars, and
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  they're having a blast.
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  >> Speaker C: Dang.
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  >> Speaker A: They're good at soccer, though. Dang.
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  >> Speaker B: And then there's me. They're like, run, get
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  it.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker B: All right, I guess I will.
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  >> Speaker A: Got a lot of bruises.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, okay, so big fan of lasagna.
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  Big fan of casseroles.
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  >> Speaker C: Uh.
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  >> Speaker B: I know you do dnd with your brother.
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  Have you always been a dndsman, or
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  has that been a later adapt?
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  >> Speaker A: As early as I could be?
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  >> Speaker C: Really? Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Because it existed in a similar space to you. In my
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  mind, I knew it existed. I'd never seen it. I knew
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  one of my family members knew them. Like, my dad played
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  Dnd when he was younger. It was just in that kind of ethereal
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  nothingness. And then one day, my brother was like, I really want
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  to do this, because he had watched critical role.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: And this is probably, like,
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  2015, like, hovering around
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  2015 or earlier.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: And so he talked to my dad, and my dad was like, yeah, I don't care
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  if you play it.
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  >> Speaker B: That's probably, oddly, when I met your.
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  >> Speaker A: Brother, it's got to be.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Around that era.
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  >> Speaker C: Wow. Okay. Huh.
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  >> Speaker A: And then I've just been, so you.
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  >> Speaker B: Were diving in then?
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  >> Speaker A: I'm diving in, and I was, well, shoot,
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  that's eight years ago when I'm 21. Was young.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Because I started in 8th grade.
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  >> Speaker B: Wow, you're hooked. No,
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  I'm trying to think of what was that like being in middle
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  school and I guess high school, because to
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  me, d and d, I didn't even know what it was until I got to college.
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  >> Speaker A: Oh, really?
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, because my parents a little bit older,
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  and they kind of skipped it, and so
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  I knew it existed, but to
• 14:36
  me, it was like that thing at the board game
• 14:39
  card store you.
• 14:40
  >> Speaker A: Never really got into.
• 14:41
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, it was pretty big.
• 14:44
  >> Speaker A: I mean, it shaped my senior project. My whole senior project was
• 14:47
  really using DNd, um, as a
• 14:50
  ministry and for children who've been
• 14:52
  through trauma, like therapy.
• 14:55
  Yeah. Which was awesome. At a private
• 14:58
  christian school, there were a few of the teachers I was really looking to change the mind
• 15:01
  of.
• 15:01
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 15:01
  >> Speaker A: Uh, I don't know if I succeeded, but at least one of them.
• 15:04
  >> Speaker B: Were they pretty.
• 15:06
  >> Speaker A: I was allowed to talk about it. There was no
• 15:09
  truly satanic panic.
• 15:10
  >> Speaker B: Okay, don't mention the dragons,
• 15:14
  Corbin. Uh, they can take it up with me if they
• 15:17
  want, but we couldn't call it d. D.
• 15:20
  Oh, really? We could, but we couldn't use dungeons and
• 15:22
  dragons because it could
• 15:25
  offend people. So I remember, I think Aaron, it
• 15:28
  was like ding dongs and something. I don't even remember.
• 15:31
  >> Speaker A: Oh, dinglings and doorknobs.
• 15:32
  >> Speaker B: That was probably it.
• 15:33
  >> Speaker A: I remember Jerry talking about that.
• 15:36
  >> Speaker B: To my understanding, that's where that name came from, because we were
• 15:39
  not allowed to use. To evoke the name
• 15:42
  of a game was too much.
• 15:44
  >> Speaker A: It's too dangerous. Yeah.
• 15:46
  >> Speaker B: The dragons might show up themselves.
• 15:48
  >> Speaker A: Um, it's been pretty influential for me. Yeah,
• 15:51
  that's cool. And I'm a big supporter of
• 15:54
  not having a stigma around.
• 15:56
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 15:56
  >> Speaker B: Well, it's also, like,
• 15:59
  using it for kind of therapeutic is fascinating
• 16:02
  because that's a demographic of teens that
• 16:04
  I, for some reason, have found
• 16:07
  myself with all the time.
• 16:09
  >> Speaker C: Um.
• 16:13
  >> Speaker B: I've never ventured out to do dnd with them
• 16:16
  because it's like, whoo. Um, but
• 16:20
  I can definitely see the value. That's cool.
• 16:22
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Huh.
• 16:23
  >> Speaker A: And I'm definitely biased because high school wasn't great for
• 16:26
  me.
• 16:26
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 16:27
  >> Speaker A: Um, so being able to go
• 16:30
  with my brother, who, like. So family, close friends, people you can
• 16:32
  confide in, and then be extra
• 16:35
  vulnerable by having to be yourself,
• 16:38
  but also. And then
• 16:40
  you're also being this. Trying to genuinely be this other person
• 16:43
  you created.
• 16:44
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 16:44
  >> Speaker A: And I was playing like a paladin, so I was really like, d and
• 16:47
  d, I can unobashionately say, helped me.
• 16:51
  Maybe I should phrase this better. Just make sure no theologians are
• 16:53
  like, dnd provided an outlet
• 16:56
  to really positively affect my
• 16:59
  spiritual life. Yeah, no,
• 17:02
  and my social life and my relationship with my brother
• 17:04
  improved vastly.
• 17:06
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's awesome. That's super cool. Yeah,
• 17:09
  the theologians will be fine.
• 17:10
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 17:10
  >> Speaker A: I don't want to say d and d has helped my spiritual life.
• 17:13
  Like, it has provided an outlet for then me to grow closer with
• 17:16
  the people around.
• 17:17
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's awesome. That's super cool.
• 17:19
  Um, so, like you said, one of the things that kind of
• 17:22
  got us connected is your brother shared some
• 17:24
  stories. Uh, and I don't know, maybe
• 17:27
  he.
• 17:28
  >> Speaker A: Maybe.
• 17:28
  >> Speaker B: I don't know. The way I think Jerry put it to
• 17:31
  me was that, uh, either he had
• 17:34
  misrepresented something. Um,
• 17:37
  and I don't know if that was the. I don't know what it was,
• 17:39
  but he said, hey, Jude needs to
• 17:42
  say his piece. Yeah, he needs to have his say on
• 17:45
  this. Um, so feel
• 17:48
  free to share any and all bathroom stories that
• 17:51
  you're willing to. Um, and your brother went.
• 17:54
  Brought you into it, so you might as well bring him into it if you want.
• 17:57
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, well, that's the bummer.
• 17:59
  >> Speaker B: He is outside the door.
• 18:00
  >> Speaker A: Well, yeah, he could beat me up because he was two
• 18:03
  times my size. But, no, the real issue is he's only got, like,
• 18:06
  the one super embarrassing one. And when he tells it, I can't
• 18:09
  really use it.
• 18:09
  >> Speaker C: M against.
• 18:10
  >> Speaker A: I don't even remember why I was upset. I just remember
• 18:12
  hearing that. I didn't know you had a podcast. My
• 18:15
  brother was on it, so I listened to his episode, and I just
• 18:18
  remember thinking, like, he's taking my. It's, like,
• 18:21
  stolen. This is my thing, my stolen valor
• 18:24
  for pretty
• 18:26
  stories.
• 18:27
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 18:27
  >> Speaker A: Uh, but I think the one he told
• 18:30
  was about me being on the road,
• 18:34
  filling m my drawers.
• 18:36
  >> Speaker B: Well, now, see, he mentioned it, but.
• 18:38
  >> Speaker A: I think he kind of teased me. Tease around it.
• 18:40
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 18:42
  >> Speaker A: I'm no stranger to having, like,
• 18:46
  m. There's multiple times on podcasts where I've admitted to
• 18:49
  just dark, dark things. I'm no stranger to
• 18:52
  bathroom accidents because I just have blind
• 18:54
  confidence in my ability to read my body.
• 18:57
  So I'm like, this is just this, uh, and then I'll go for it.
• 19:00
  And it wasn't just. It was a little care package,
• 19:03
  but I'm driving home through the
• 19:06
  pass from eastern Oregon,
• 19:08
  and I've been fine all
• 19:11
  day. Like, no stomachache in the morning. None of that. I had
• 19:14
  yogurt for breakfast. I had, like, a great day. Yeah.
• 19:17
  >> Speaker B: Start to a good day.
• 19:18
  >> Speaker A: It's a start to a great day. And I'm in the privacy
• 19:21
  of my sanctum, which is my vehicle, my
• 19:24
  little fleet van. And I feel
• 19:27
  gastrointestinal system. Um, things are doing their job,
• 19:30
  and I've got to just release.
• 19:31
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 19:32
  >> Speaker A: And I'm in a safe space, and so I do. And I'm just
• 19:35
  completely blindsided by the betrayal of my body.
• 19:37
  >> Speaker C: No. Yeah.
• 19:39
  >> Speaker A: I just feel. Oh, what? I'm just
• 19:42
  sitting there in silence,
• 19:45
  just.
• 19:45
  >> Speaker B: Knowing.
• 19:48
  >> Speaker A: I'm seven years old. I haven't been in this situation.
• 19:52
  So I had to pull up at a roadside stop
• 19:55
  called, like,
• 19:58
  sloppy chorus. Yeah,
• 20:01
  it's literally called, like, frothy cone or something. Oh, my
• 20:04
  God. Yeah, it's the most, like, little
• 20:07
  dingy. So I get up and I crawl into the back of the
• 20:10
  van, and I break down boxes.
• 20:12
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 20:13
  >> Speaker A: Placing boxes over the windows of the van.
• 20:16
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
• 20:17
  >> Speaker A: And just in my shame, uh, in my
• 20:20
  shame and, uh, bag with
• 20:23
  some wet wipes in it, I take care of
• 20:26
  myself. And then I get home
• 20:28
  after. I have yet to
• 20:31
  reveal this. This can be a privy cat.
• 20:33
  >> Speaker B: Oh, here we go.
• 20:34
  >> Speaker A: I dumped the pants. No pun intended.
• 20:37
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 20:38
  >> Speaker A: Um, in the dumpster. Frothy.
• 20:40
  >> Speaker C: Oh, no.
• 20:41
  >> Speaker A: Frothy cone or whatever.
• 20:44
  >> Speaker B: Wait, so at that point,
• 20:47
  uh.
• 20:50
  >> Speaker A: Are.
• 20:50
  >> Speaker B: We going completely nude down?
• 20:52
  >> Speaker A: I've got a sweater on.
• 20:53
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 20:53
  >> Speaker A: With a hood pulled in. Perfect. Hey, it'll get the job done.
• 20:56
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. All right.
• 20:57
  >> Speaker A: And when I got home, I just.
• 21:00
  Immediate miracle. I thought it, like, I get in
• 21:03
  an emotional whiplash as I pull into the shop because I see my brother and,
• 21:06
  ah, Dave there thinking, I got to explain to these
• 21:08
  guys my shame. And so I roll down
• 21:11
  the window, and I just, I'm not feeling great. Could you roll
• 21:14
  the door up for me? This is when we were taking the van inside the
• 21:17
  shop. So they did, and then they left. And I just waited till they were
• 21:20
  gone, and then I swung open the side door. M
• 21:23
  my two little pale legs, because the sleeves only come up just
• 21:25
  past, like, my knees. So I had to jump out,
• 21:29
  take care of the rest of my, uh,
• 21:32
  situation.
• 21:33
  >> Speaker C: Wow.
• 21:34
  >> Speaker A: I'm certain every time
• 21:37
  I just got toot a little bit, and then it's
• 21:40
  not, and then it's so much more, and it's
• 21:43
  so much worse.
• 21:45
  >> Speaker C: Oh, my goodness.
• 21:49
  >> Speaker B: I've had other folks who have, like, yeah, I've been
• 21:51
  driving, and there's something about,
• 21:54
  to me, I've never had the while
• 21:57
  driving, but there must be some level of panic
• 22:00
  of like, oh, yeah, I'm still
• 22:02
  navigating, and now I have.
• 22:05
  Whatever is happening, I have to deal with.
• 22:07
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 22:07
  >> Speaker A: My biggest fear was legitimately, immediately.
• 22:10
  >> Speaker C: Um.
• 22:11
  >> Speaker A: Man, I don't know why, but I hope I don't get pulled over. I don't know why
• 22:14
  I would get pulled over, but I've never in my life been more certain this
• 22:17
  is when.
• 22:17
  >> Speaker C: It'S going to happen.
• 22:18
  >> Speaker A: I'm going to get pulled over for some dumb thing.
• 22:20
  >> Speaker B: It might as well be now.
• 22:21
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 22:22
  >> Speaker A: And then the cops are just going to be like, I need you to.
• 22:24
  >> Speaker B: Get out of the car, or
• 22:26
  it's.
• 22:27
  >> Speaker A: Just as bad if he's like, oh, my bad. Your plates are
• 22:29
  fine. It's just, uh.
• 22:33
  And I'm m just like, no, please, no,
• 22:35
  wait. Arrest me. I'll go anywhere. Just take me anywhere but
• 22:38
  here. Take me somewhere with clean pants, or that
• 22:41
  somebody would, because, uh, we didn't have the magnets
• 22:44
  on yet. I don't even know if we do.
• 22:46
  >> Speaker C: Ah.
• 22:46
  >> Speaker A: So it's just a dirty white van that pulls into an empty
• 22:49
  parking lot in the back corner near the dumpsters.
• 22:51
  So it's also reasonable to think someone's going to, like,
• 22:54
  knock or something. And I'm suspicious behavior.
• 22:57
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 22:57
  >> Speaker A: And it's so hot, man. It's summer day.
• 23:01
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 23:06
  >> Speaker A: I got to look like a crazy bird. I got to look like Gollum
• 23:09
  for the unfortunate soul that may lance through the windshield. It's
• 23:11
  like, what's he doing, dad?
• 23:14
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. I don't know.
• 23:15
  >> Speaker A: He's dumping.
• 23:16
  >> Speaker C: Oh.
• 23:17
  >> Speaker A: Dangerous business.
• 23:18
  >> Speaker B: Do you have, like, a go to spot
• 23:22
  for restroom breaks?
• 23:24
  >> Speaker A: Absolutely. Okay. You have to.
• 23:26
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 23:26
  >> Speaker A: It's paramount. I've never asked any delivery drivers
• 23:29
  or truckers, but you have to have a
• 23:32
  spot, right.
• 23:34
  >> Speaker B: Unless it's like, because you don't want them to steal it. But
• 23:37
  where is your go to zones?
• 23:39
  >> Speaker C: Um.
• 23:39
  >> Speaker A: Giving away secrets.
• 23:40
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 23:41
  >> Speaker A: Um, I never use the
• 23:43
  rest stop in the pass.
• 23:45
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 23:45
  >> Speaker A: Susanian pass. But there is one
• 23:48
  campsite area pull off to,
• 23:51
  and it's not nicer, but it's totally
• 23:53
  secluded.
• 23:54
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 23:54
  >> Speaker A: So if you're ever going through at like,
• 23:57
  four to 530 is when I'm actually going through in the morning on
• 24:00
  Thursdays. And so it's just a perfect, like,
• 24:02
  there's a window to the side, and you can look out and just see the stars if it's
• 24:05
  not overcast.
• 24:06
  >> Speaker C: Wow.
• 24:07
  >> Speaker A: So it's, uh, a very privileged.
• 24:10
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 24:11
  >> Speaker C: Position. Wow.
• 24:12
  >> Speaker A: But then there's, like, certain markets of choice that I'll go
• 24:15
  to because they have market of choice locked doors.
• 24:18
  >> Speaker B: Pretty good option.
• 24:19
  Um, I feel like, yeah, they're going
• 24:22
  to be clean most of the time.
• 24:24
  >> Speaker A: It's always an adventure to have to find a new spot, though.
• 24:26
  Like, well, something's coming. I'm not going to make it to
• 24:29
  checkpoint B, and you got to kind of just search.
• 24:33
  >> Speaker B: You ever get locked out? Because there's some places now
• 24:35
  where you got to ask the people for the.
• 24:37
  >> Speaker A: Code, punch it in the key and stuff.
• 24:39
  >> Speaker B: Does that ever foul you up?
• 24:41
  >> Speaker A: Foul me up
• 24:44
  to me.
• 24:45
  >> Speaker B: And it's not like I get why they do it. It's their bathroom. But to
• 24:48
  me, it's like, I've got a thing I got to do. Yeah,
• 24:52
  I don't want to talk to you. I just want to go do it and be done.
• 24:54
  >> Speaker A: It definitely puts me to be, like, to walk in,
• 24:57
  especially with just, like, a full bladder. And you're, like, trying
• 25:00
  hard not to undo your belt just to give yourself some sense of relief.
• 25:04
  I would love the bathroom. They're like, here you go.
• 25:07
  Let me fish around for 20 minutes.
• 25:08
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 25:10
  >> Speaker A: And then, wow. There's no bigger disappointment than
• 25:12
  getting, like, the bathroom key that's always tied to
• 25:15
  some guy's arm or, like, broomstick. And then you get
• 25:18
  in, and it's just the most dingy
• 25:21
  murder scene. It's like.
• 25:25
  >> Speaker B: Why do you care so bad about this one if this is.
• 25:27
  >> Speaker A: The state that it's being left in?
• 25:29
  >> Speaker B: Do we really need to have the know you're
• 25:31
  spot?
• 25:33
  >> Speaker C: Um, yeah.
• 25:33
  >> Speaker B: My wife and a, we make a trip to Idaho
• 25:36
  every Thanksgiving, sometimes more.
• 25:38
  >> Speaker A: That's cool.
• 25:39
  >> Speaker B: And the, um.
• 25:41
  >> Speaker A: Oh, shoot.
• 25:42
  >> Speaker B: I want to say la grande, but there's a
• 25:45
  rest stop in la Grande that we stop at. And
• 25:48
  that bathroom is never good. No, but
• 25:51
  it's the best one to go to because it's right there. It's
• 25:54
  easy, and it's the dang key
• 25:57
  lock. They're saving it for someone.
• 26:00
  >> Speaker A: There's definitely. There's a pilot in Medford where it's
• 26:02
  not because the quality, but because it's just where it needs to be.
• 26:05
  All right, here's where I stopped.
• 26:07
  >> Speaker B: Perfect. Um, yeah, well,
• 26:10
  uh, I have some questions. If you at any point
• 26:13
  are like, oh, I actually do have another story, feel free to
• 26:15
  share. Um, and stop me.
• 26:19
  >> Speaker A: So few things.
• 26:20
  >> Speaker B: And I ask most people these is, what type
• 26:23
  of toilet paper do you use
• 26:26
  at home? Or what's your
• 26:29
  go to if you have to pick? It looks like I've seen now what
• 26:32
  Jerry's picking here because, uh,
• 26:34
  his name's, uh, on the.
• 26:39
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 26:40
  >> Speaker B: What's your toilet paper of choice?
• 26:42
  >> Speaker A: It would probably be just because of
• 26:46
  how easy, um, know, kind of going I am in that regard.
• 26:48
  Just whatever's there. So quilted, northern, anything that's
• 26:51
  not one ply grocery store.
• 26:55
  But here's
• 26:58
  something that kind of has to do with that. Yeah, I
• 27:01
  prefer wipes, obviously.
• 27:03
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 27:03
  >> Speaker A: If I can, like flushables or like, what are
• 27:06
  we?
• 27:06
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 27:07
  >> Speaker A: There really are no flushable wipes. It's a giant scam. Big
• 27:10
  wipe is.
• 27:10
  >> Speaker B: They tell you.
• 27:11
  >> Speaker A: They tell you, but it's not. But you
• 27:14
  use one wipe and toilet paper. I'm
• 27:16
  listening. Hybrid. That's my go to.
• 27:19
  >> Speaker C: Okay. Yeah.
• 27:21
  >> Speaker B: Does that wipe just go in the trash?
• 27:23
  >> Speaker A: Usually if I'm in Mexico, yes. But, um,
• 27:26
  I usually just get away with throwing it in the toilet because I only end up using like two
• 27:29
  or three tops.
• 27:30
  >> Speaker B: Right.
• 27:31
  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
• 27:31
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 27:31
  >> Speaker A: But you go in with the rough equipment selected. Northern.
• 27:34
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 27:34
  >> Speaker A: Or the quilted northern.
• 27:35
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 27:36
  >> Speaker A: And then right when you're reaching your
• 27:39
  limit, your pain threshold, that's where you come in with a wipe,
• 27:42
  but you always finish dry.
• 27:44
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 27:45
  >> Speaker A: And then that's the system you have to
• 27:48
  build in the method perfect world.
• 27:50
  >> Speaker C: Wow. All right.
• 27:52
  >> Speaker B: Um, do you have a brand of wipe that
• 27:55
  you're.
• 27:55
  >> Speaker A: Oh, there is one. It's dude wipes. Dude wipes. Dude
• 27:58
  wipes. I just used those in Mexico because someone brought them,
• 28:01
  um, dude wipes. And they had like, aloe vera or something
• 28:04
  on it.
• 28:04
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 28:04
  >> Speaker A: It's very a.
• 28:09
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. I'm going to keep that in
• 28:11
  mind, um, because
• 28:14
  the teens in the college group, they're always trying to get me to eat something
• 28:17
  spicy. And so I'm going to keep that in mind
• 28:20
  because that might be the remedy because it's
• 28:22
  like, I don't want to do this. I know what's coming.
• 28:25
  >> Speaker A: A few things worse than feeling you got
• 28:28
  to go, but you know that it's going to hurt.
• 28:31
  >> Speaker B: It's going to be fire and razor blades.
• 28:33
  Um, so
• 28:37
  on the dispenser, are you a folded
• 28:40
  over or a folded under?
• 28:41
  >> Speaker A: Oh, over for sure.
• 28:42
  >> Speaker B: K m. Why? Is
• 28:45
  that?
• 28:46
  >> Speaker A: How I was raised?
• 28:47
  >> Speaker C: Okay. Yeah.
• 28:49
  >> Speaker A: I don't get vehemently upset with the underside people,
• 28:52
  but we all have to grow up eventually,
• 28:55
  and I think it's time that some people act their
• 28:58
  age and put the toilet paper over, fix it.
• 29:01
  >> Speaker B: Uh, if you went somewhere and saw.
• 29:04
  >> Speaker C: Would you flip it over? I would. You would?
• 29:06
  >> Speaker A: I do bathroom all the time.
• 29:07
  >> Speaker C: Whoa. Okay.
• 29:08
  >> Speaker B: So who's the culprit, though?
• 29:09
  >> Speaker A: I think it's my brother.
• 29:11
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 29:11
  >> Speaker A: Is he under as well?
• 29:12
  >> Speaker B: I'm trying to remember.
• 29:13
  >> Speaker A: See, it seems like something we would contend
• 29:16
  on.
• 29:16
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 29:16
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, but it's either my brother or my
• 29:19
  dad.
• 29:20
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 29:20
  >> Speaker A: Because it's in the bathroom we use the most.
• 29:21
  >> Speaker C: Got it.
• 29:22
  >> Speaker A: But yeah, I'll be sitting there and I was like, oh, hey, I've even gotten pretty
• 29:25
  quick with a little compressible middle east
• 29:28
  and flipping it.
• 29:30
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 29:30
  >> Speaker B: Those always gave me anxiety because of.
• 29:33
  >> Speaker A: The things it could.
• 29:34
  >> Speaker B: When I was little, we had one that didn't stay together, and it would
• 29:37
  always like toying and then go across the bathroom, and I'm
• 29:40
  like, shoot, now I've got to figure this
• 29:43
  out. Um.
• 29:45
  >> Speaker A: Wow.
• 29:46
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 29:46
  >> Speaker B: Okay, so over.
• 29:49
  >> Speaker A: Has that been more common, or is
• 29:52
  your reason.
• 29:52
  >> Speaker B: Is one of the better reasons, though. So
• 29:55
  over is more common. Um, and I'm yet to,
• 29:58
  like, I'm holding my
• 30:01
  piece, but.
• 30:04
  >> Speaker A: A lot of.
• 30:05
  >> Speaker B: People tell me that they go over for fear of jamming their
• 30:08
  finger, and I'm sitting here. I don't understand that. That's
• 30:10
  my pushback. So that's why I've started
• 30:13
  to ask. It's like, okay, why? And if people say, well, I don't
• 30:16
  want to jam my fingers, I go, slow down.
• 30:21
  But it's a wall. How much are
• 30:24
  you going to jam your hand on it?
• 30:26
  >> Speaker A: How much can you blame the inanimate object while you're
• 30:29
  reaching towards it?
• 30:30
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, but I've heard that so many times is m.
• 30:33
  I'm going to jam my finger, and I'm like.
• 30:37
  >> Speaker A: Has its benefits, I will say. Because I just thought
• 30:40
  about if I'm ever, like, if I'm on my phone and then
• 30:43
  I've only got one hand available, if it's under, I can
• 30:46
  kind of push and it'll tear easier.
• 30:49
  Whereas if it was over, I would just keep pulling.
• 30:51
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 30:52
  >> Speaker B: And for me, the phone thing is
• 30:55
  exactly it. There's kind of a process of, like, I can find the
• 30:58
  wall and kind of, like, move around and find it
• 31:00
  where.
• 31:01
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 31:01
  >> Speaker B: Ah, it's the little things.
• 31:04
  Um, are you a bar soap or a liquid
• 31:07
  soap lad?
• 31:10
  >> Speaker A: I don't know. I think bar soap.
• 31:12
  >> Speaker B: Bar soap, yeah.
• 31:13
  >> Speaker A: Really got grit. Yeah, if you get it with grit.
• 31:15
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 31:16
  >> Speaker A: I guess liquid soap could have grit, too.
• 31:18
  >> Speaker B: Do you seek out soap with grit?
• 31:20
  >> Speaker C: Yes. Really?
• 31:21
  >> Speaker A: Okay, well, if I'm using liquid
• 31:24
  soap, I don't want to use it without a loofah, uh, because I don't want to just, like,
• 31:27
  smear. But bard soap with grit
• 31:30
  or, like, with charcoal infused whatever ploy they're
• 31:33
  getting you with, it just feels better to
• 31:36
  wash with.
• 31:37
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 31:38
  >> Speaker B: Okay, man.
• 31:39
  >> Speaker A: And you don't drop it as easy.
• 31:42
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 31:42
  >> Speaker B: It's got, like, a sandpaper quality to your hands.
• 31:44
  >> Speaker A: That's the loudest thing.
• 31:46
  >> Speaker B: Gosh.
• 31:47
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 31:47
  >> Speaker B: Um, so the loofah,
• 31:50
  um, that's the
• 31:53
  administration.
• 31:54
  >> Speaker A: If it's liquid, it's got to be.
• 31:56
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 31:56
  >> Speaker A: Yeah. Do you just like, freehand?
• 31:59
  >> Speaker B: I'm a washcloth guy.
• 32:01
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 32:01
  >> Speaker B: I've got, like, a rag, essentially, that.
• 32:04
  >> Speaker A: It matches the towel.
• 32:06
  >> Speaker B: I'm married, so it matches the towel.
• 32:08
  >> Speaker A: That type thing. Okay.
• 32:09
  >> Speaker B: Um, but I know in college, I
• 32:12
  had mismatched dish towels. It's like, yeah, that one's probably
• 32:15
  my wash rag now.
• 32:16
  >> Speaker A: Uh, I forgot about wash rags.
• 32:19
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 32:19
  >> Speaker B: But, man, Loofah.
• 32:22
  I don't hear many people that go for the loofah either.
• 32:24
  >> Speaker C: Great.
• 32:25
  >> Speaker A: A nice, compact loofah.
• 32:26
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 32:28
  >> Speaker A: Big fan. And draining them out is like, oh,
• 32:30
  see that? You got to squeeze all the
• 32:33
  soap out. It's just satisfying.
• 32:36
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's fair enough. It's like a
• 32:39
  sponge. I don't think I've ever even handled a loofah.
• 32:42
  >> Speaker C: Really? Yeah.
• 32:43
  >> Speaker A: Are they that.
• 32:44
  >> Speaker B: I mean, they're not that rare. I
• 32:47
  just don't ever remember it.
• 32:49
  >> Speaker A: Man. I feel like I may have seen just a
• 32:52
  headline that was like, they're super unhygienic because
• 32:55
  bacteria stays in them, but I choose not to research.
• 32:59
  >> Speaker B: They say that about pretty much every bunch
• 33:01
  that lives in the bathroom.
• 33:03
  Um, at one point, I read a
• 33:06
  thing that the tanked water is
• 33:09
  dirtier than the actual toilet bowl. And I'm like,
• 33:12
  maybe, but do you see what
• 33:15
  goes in there?
• 33:16
  >> Speaker C: I don't know.
• 33:18
  >> Speaker B: Okay, so bar soap.
• 33:19
  >> Speaker A: Bar soap.
• 33:20
  >> Speaker B: Um, have you ever carved messages in the bar
• 33:22
  soap?
• 33:24
  >> Speaker A: No.
• 33:25
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 33:26
  >> Speaker A: It's a thing. But, yeah, now I
• 33:29
  remember Jerry's episode and being also
• 33:32
  so just weirded out by that.
• 33:36
  I destroyed so many bars of soap.
• 33:38
  >> Speaker C: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 33:39
  >> Speaker A: Because when you'd set them down in the shower and you'd come back,
• 33:42
  wherever they were sitting, had, like, I really don't know why,
• 33:45
  but it probably had absorbed the most moisture. Uh, and then the bar
• 33:48
  of soap, which is normally hard, you can just,
• 33:51
  like, playdoh. Oh, weird. Pull it off.
• 33:53
  There's a layer, and it just eats away the soap.
• 33:56
  And anytime I'd go into the shower, I'd be like, oh, I get
• 33:59
  to, uh, pick at the soap scabs
• 34:02
  on the.
• 34:02
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 34:04
  >> Speaker A: And it would go right down the drain, and I would just, like, scoop it off
• 34:07
  the bottom and then put it back. So another way.
• 34:09
  >> Speaker B: We're shaving your soap.
• 34:10
  >> Speaker A: I was just wasting my family.
• 34:11
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
• 34:12
  >> Speaker A: They're so satisfying.
• 34:13
  >> Speaker B: Uh, man, I know. Like,
• 34:16
  there's, like, kids that have this, like, soap cutting
• 34:19
  videos.
• 34:20
  >> Speaker A: Do you know anything about those?
• 34:21
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 34:22
  >> Speaker A: Where they, like, they'll cut one long.
• 34:24
  >> Speaker B: My son gets on that every now and then. What are you doing?
• 34:27
  >> Speaker A: I'm watching this guy cut soap, and I'm like, I don't know.
• 34:30
  >> Speaker B: For whatever.
• 34:31
  >> Speaker A: I refuse to watch it. I'm pride, but it is super.
• 34:33
  >> Speaker B: Like, it's wise. Um, watching it
• 34:36
  is. I can see where there's something about
• 34:39
  like, I think
• 34:41
  whittling or like, shaving wood like that.
• 34:44
  It is very satisfying,
• 34:47
  um, therapeutic. I don't know what the right word is.
• 34:50
  Um, what is your opinion on
• 34:52
  baths?
• 34:54
  >> Speaker A: I like them.
• 34:55
  >> Speaker B: You like them?
• 34:56
  >> Speaker A: I do.
• 34:56
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 34:57
  >> Speaker A: It's a luxury. Yeah.
• 34:59
  >> Speaker C: Ah.
• 35:03
  >> Speaker B: Do you just go right into the bath
• 35:05
  or is there like a warm up process?
• 35:07
  >> Speaker A: I rinse off first for sure.
• 35:09
  >> Speaker C: Very good.
• 35:09
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, you got to rinse off or else you're just.
• 35:13
  >> Speaker B: To me, that's the only acceptable path forward with
• 35:16
  a bath is like, we have to. It's kind of like
• 35:19
  the pool rules generally get
• 35:22
  yourself damp before you do this, at
• 35:25
  least, um, just to get.
• 35:26
  >> Speaker A: All the outside dust well.
• 35:28
  >> Speaker B: And even if it's just a mentality thing, it's like. I know I did that.
• 35:31
  So I can check this box for now?
• 35:33
  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
• 35:33
  >> Speaker B: Um, okay.
• 35:35
  >> Speaker C: Very good.
• 35:35
  >> Speaker A: Uh, I can't remember last time I took a bath.
• 35:37
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 35:38
  >> Speaker A: But I'm definitely in support of them.
• 35:39
  >> Speaker C: Okay, that's good.
• 35:41
  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
• 35:43
  >> Speaker B: Um, do you have a
• 35:45
  restaurant establishment that just fouls you up the
• 35:48
  absolute.
• 35:49
  >> Speaker A: Worst in terms of bathrooms?
• 35:51
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. You know when you walk into
• 35:54
  the place that the following afternoon or morning
• 35:57
  is going to be rough.
• 36:01
  >> Speaker A: Man. Del taco.
• 36:04
  >> Speaker C: Okay. Yeah.
• 36:05
  >> Speaker A: Because I used to eat so much of it and I think the flavor
• 36:08
  of their hot sauce is good. And most of the times
• 36:11
  I just take hot sauce to get it spicy. But I like the flavor of their hottest
• 36:13
  one, like the Diablo. And so I would load
• 36:16
  burritos up with that.
• 36:17
  >> Speaker B: So you go for the spice?
• 36:19
  >> Speaker A: Yes.
• 36:20
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 36:20
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my goodness. You're brave. Um, I get scared.
• 36:23
  >> Speaker A: I've pitched multiple times to my podcast
• 36:26
  boys to do the buy the hot ones.
• 36:29
  >> Speaker B: Oh, no way. No.
• 36:32
  >> Speaker C: Uh.
• 36:34
  >> Speaker B: Just the thought just stresses me out. I'm
• 36:37
  like, I'm going to die. I might die.
• 36:40
  >> Speaker A: I do have to mentally block out the future that
• 36:43
  exists after eating them. I just can't worry about
• 36:46
  that. But after that, it'll be great.
• 36:48
  >> Speaker C: Oh, no.
• 36:49
  >> Speaker B: Um, okay, so Del taco,
• 36:52
  um, man.
• 36:54
  >> Speaker A: Sherries, but also could be a product of when I was
• 36:57
  eating it because I would always go at like twelve to two
• 36:59
  morning, just with friends.
• 37:01
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, it's all those berries.
• 37:04
  >> Speaker A: And I would be eating like just pie and
• 37:07
  crepes.
• 37:07
  >> Speaker C: Yes. Man.
• 37:09
  >> Speaker B: Sherry's good. It's been a while since I've had sherry's. Um,
• 37:12
  okay. I don't hear Sherry's ever.
• 37:14
  No. So that's interesting.
• 37:17
  Um, yeah.
• 37:19
  Uh, have you ever taken a dark
• 37:22
  shower?
• 37:23
  >> Speaker A: Oh, yes. I was so excited when this got brought
• 37:26
  up.
• 37:26
  >> Speaker C: Perfect. Yeah. Okay.
• 37:28
  >> Speaker A: It's the superior way to shower, for sure.
• 37:30
  >> Speaker B: I am convinced that that is right.
• 37:32
  >> Speaker A: It's such an experience.
• 37:33
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 37:34
  >> Speaker A: Having the water there, but without seeing it
• 37:37
  very well. It sounds simple, but wow.
• 37:39
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 37:40
  >> Speaker A: Okay.
• 37:41
  >> Speaker B: So, fan of dark shower. Have you ever taken
• 37:44
  done the orange in the shower? Like, you take the orange
• 37:46
  and you just eat it? Uh, you peel it, and then you just eat it like it's an
• 37:49
  apple. No, because there's
• 37:52
  juice that normally you wouldn't do it because it's just a mess.
• 37:55
  >> Speaker A: Yeah.
• 37:56
  >> Speaker C: Uh.
• 37:58
  >> Speaker B: There'S no risk. All reward.
• 38:00
  >> Speaker A: Wow. No, that's
• 38:02
  insane. I'm going to do that.
• 38:04
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 38:05
  >> Speaker B: I'm going to do it.
• 38:06
  >> Speaker A: I'm a huge proponent of eating and drinking in the shower.
• 38:08
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. What's like, go to snacks for this?
• 38:11
  >> Speaker A: You got to have a canned soda. It's got to be cold enough to
• 38:13
  condensate because that's what you want, is when you're in the hot
• 38:16
  piping steam and hot shower to grab a cold can of
• 38:19
  Pepsi.
• 38:20
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, man.
• 38:21
  >> Speaker A: Um, anything chips,
• 38:24
  as long as they're sitting on a rack outside the shower.
• 38:27
  >> Speaker B: Don'T they get wet?
• 38:28
  >> Speaker A: All you got to do is not reach in. So you're making
• 38:31
  a dropper with your hand. If you go in flat into
• 38:34
  the bag, pull one out, put it in your mouth.
• 38:36
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 38:36
  >> Speaker A: You can tell it gets wet.
• 38:39
  >> Speaker B: There's a little bit of technique to not sog the
• 38:41
  chips.
• 38:42
  >> Speaker A: Yes, certainly.
• 38:43
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 38:43
  >> Speaker A: You can't have the bag just straight up because then you're just
• 38:46
  pouring water into it.
• 38:49
  >> Speaker B: I think I've had a couple, and I imagine people,
• 38:51
  like, nestling them inside of some sort of a, uh,
• 38:54
  holder. And it's like, in the shower, and I'm like, even if the
• 38:57
  water is not going in, it's going to be damp.
• 39:00
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 39:00
  >> Speaker A: I would never take it into the
• 39:02
  premise with the sliding glass door. Yeah.
• 39:06
  >> Speaker B: Sliding glass door.
• 39:07
  >> Speaker C: Uh, uh.
• 39:08
  >> Speaker B: Distracted. So, snacks in
• 39:11
  the shower. Big fan. Have you ever had a snack on the
• 39:14
  toilet?
• 39:15
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, it used to be a big problem for me,
• 39:18
  really? When we lived on Shamawa
• 39:21
  Road, uh, we had this nice bathroom with
• 39:24
  two sinks and then a little wooden sliding door that separated the shower,
• 39:27
  bath, and toilet.
• 39:28
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 39:28
  >> Speaker A: And I would keep a, uh, folding chair in one of the
• 39:31
  cupboards next to the sink so that if I had, like, a plate of
• 39:34
  food, oh, my God. I could just set the folding chair up and set
• 39:36
  it there. And then I even brought my laptop in, and
• 39:39
  I would just be like, food, laptop? Just chilling.
• 39:42
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 39:43
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, just in case.
• 39:44
  >> Speaker A: But also doing my business.
• 39:45
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 39:45
  >> Speaker A: What?
• 39:46
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 39:48
  >> Speaker B: Were you just, like, watching movies, YouTube?
• 39:51
  >> Speaker A: Uh, I would do whatever. I just became a place
• 39:54
  to hang out, really. There was something about the
• 39:57
  fan and the light, and it was just a relaxing place to be.
• 39:59
  >> Speaker B: Hey, I agree.
• 40:01
  >> Speaker A: And when you're younger with, like, five kids in the house.
• 40:04
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 40:04
  >> Speaker A: You just have a spot that's solid. Pretty nice.
• 40:07
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Hold on. Okay.
• 40:10
  >> Speaker B: Did you ever have something that's like,
• 40:13
  if I'm going to go to the bathroom and have a snack, this is what I'm going for.
• 40:16
  >> Speaker A: If I'm going to the bathroom. It's not chips. I don't want finger food.
• 40:18
  >> Speaker C: Right. Okay, perfect.
• 40:20
  >> Speaker A: But I was going to say spaghetti. Anything you
• 40:23
  can eat with, like, a utensil.
• 40:25
  >> Speaker C: Yes. Lasagna.
• 40:26
  >> Speaker A: Lasagna.
• 40:27
  >> Speaker C: Huge.
• 40:27
  >> Speaker A: Like a bowl of casserole.
• 40:30
  Uh, yeah. Pretty much anything I could get my hands
• 40:33
  on that I could use. I want a
• 40:36
  good snack, but there were, like, I would eat a sandwich,
• 40:39
  which I guess is a figure food.
• 40:41
  >> Speaker B: M. I think as long as you time it.
• 40:43
  >> Speaker C: Right.
• 40:43
  >> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, because you don't have to be eating throughout the
• 40:46
  whole experience. You can just get the food out of the way.
• 40:48
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 40:50
  >> Speaker A: All right.
• 40:50
  >> Speaker B: Well, man, you've really adventured
• 40:53
  into some territory there. That's awesome.
• 40:56
  Um, have you or would you,
• 40:59
  have you ever performed a waffle stomp?
• 41:02
  >> Speaker A: Oh, man.
• 41:04
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 41:05
  >> Speaker B: You have?
• 41:05
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 41:06
  >> Speaker A: Know, if it counts, it probably does. I think
• 41:09
  it feels like it does. I feel like I've been through the
• 41:11
  trenches.
• 41:12
  >> Speaker B: If you feel like you did it, you probably did.
• 41:14
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 41:15
  >> Speaker A: Because, um, the stopping
• 41:17
  wasn't required. It wasn't
• 41:20
  that firm, which was the only reason that it happened where
• 41:23
  it.
• 41:23
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
• 41:24
  >> Speaker A: Because I just got in there, but it was knowing. So I had
• 41:27
  woken up multiple times throughout the night with just.
• 41:29
  It's that sharp and light and
• 41:32
  loud pain. It's just like, you know, you're sick. You know, you're
• 41:35
  going to have. Either you're going to puke or you're going to have a real, like, the
• 41:38
  Hershey squirts. It's going to be one of those. You just know it's coming.
• 41:40
  So I kept going in and back to my room,
• 41:43
  and eventually I just got to a hot shower, and I was like,
• 41:46
  I'm here for a specific reason. I
• 41:49
  know what I'm about to do. And I
• 41:51
  had to do it.
• 41:52
  >> Speaker C: I had to.
• 41:53
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
• 41:55
  >> Speaker A: And, uh, I've only told my brother about.
• 41:58
  >> Speaker B: Well, there you go.
• 41:59
  >> Speaker C: Wow.
• 42:00
  >> Speaker A: I was just praying for it to be over.
• 42:01
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 42:03
  >> Speaker B: Home shower.
• 42:04
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 42:05
  >> Speaker B: Perfect.
• 42:06
  >> Speaker A: Walking out of that because I ended it with cold water, because it was such
• 42:09
  an emotionally traumatic experience. I felt like the
• 42:11
  terminator. Like, walking out of that. I felt like I had just been
• 42:14
  put together piece by piece. It was great.
• 42:17
  Which is kind of. It goes hand in hand with my
• 42:20
  philosophy of vomit, which is, you never feel
• 42:23
  better than right after. Your
• 42:26
  whole body feels good. That's what I felt like.
• 42:28
  >> Speaker C: I.
• 42:32
  >> Speaker B: Had an experience.
• 42:33
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, I did.
• 42:34
  >> Speaker B: Oh, man.
• 42:34
  >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
• 42:35
  >> Speaker B: That absolutely counts. Yeah. I think
• 42:38
  anytime the actual product
• 42:40
  hits the floor of the bathtub, it counts,
• 42:43
  like stomping or otherwise. Um,
• 42:46
  would you ever. So there is some
• 42:49
  people in the world, um, who, instead
• 42:52
  of doing that, or instead of stopping their shower and just
• 42:55
  going, they catch their poop
• 42:58
  and then they toss it into the toilet.
• 43:01
  So would you do that?
• 43:04
  >> Speaker A: No. Perfect.
• 43:06
  >> Speaker B: I'm yet to meet someone who's like, actually,
• 43:09
  that's not a bad idea. I don't know who it's for.
• 43:12
  >> Speaker A: So they're in the bathroom, and they're just practicing
• 43:15
  their three wizards.
• 43:17
  >> Speaker B: It's like, I don't want to get out of the shower m.
• 43:20
  I don't want to mess up the floor of my shower.
• 43:24
  So I'm going to just kind of try to catch it.
• 43:29
  >> Speaker A: I still wouldn't do it, but that did make it more real, a little bit
• 43:32
  better. Okay. If, uh, I'm in the shower, I.
• 43:34
  >> Speaker B: Don'T know if I have the confidence of hitting the
• 43:37
  bowl.
• 43:37
  >> Speaker A: It depends on your bathroom.
• 43:38
  >> Speaker B: Uh, I wouldn't do it, but even if I was that, at
• 43:41
  that point, I'd be so scared, because
• 43:44
  if I don't, then I've got something on the floor,
• 43:47
  and, I mean, my wife could. She could just walk in.
• 43:50
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 43:50
  >> Speaker B: And then the jigs up.
• 43:53
  >> Speaker A: Uh, everything's over. What's that?
• 43:56
  Well, yeah, even by an inch, you're.
• 43:58
  >> Speaker C: In a lot of trouble.
• 43:58
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. Even if you hit it, break
• 44:01
  away too much.
• 44:04
  >> Speaker A: I wouldn't put it past my younger self. Back in the days
• 44:07
  of foldable chair with full course
• 44:10
  meal.
• 44:11
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 44:11
  >> Speaker A: I wouldn't put it past me, but I'm a changed man. Yeah, that's
• 44:14
  what I say.
• 44:15
  >> Speaker B: You're swapping the toilet paper over now?
• 44:17
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 44:18
  >> Speaker B: Um, do you have any bathroom pet peeves? Things that
• 44:21
  just drive you up a wall?
• 44:23
  >> Speaker A: Um, if you have
• 44:26
  a mat, like, what is it? A shower mat. When you step out of
• 44:29
  the shower?
• 44:29
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 44:30
  >> Speaker A: And you aren't taking care of it. That's an
• 44:33
  issue. Especially if you're like an adult.
• 44:35
  >> Speaker B: What's taking care of it?
• 44:36
  >> Speaker A: Look like if it's sopping wet all the time. If
• 44:39
  it smells, you lift it up and there's a
• 44:42
  visible line where it's been sitting in the rest of the bathroom.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 44:45
  >> Speaker B: Okay.
• 44:46
  >> Speaker A: No, you got to take care of the shower mat if you have one.
• 44:49
  Also, I think everyone should have a shower mat.
• 44:51
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 44:52
  >> Speaker A: Because if you don't have a shower mat, I think it's the most insane thing.
• 44:55
  We just don't account for where water goes because not everybody has
• 44:58
  the bathrooms that actually slope down out of the shower and
• 45:01
  go to a dry. Right. So if you don't have a shower mat, you're
• 45:03
  either wasting a towel, using your
• 45:06
  own towel, which is wasting a towel,
• 45:09
  potentially reusing your towel after wiping
• 45:12
  your water up, or you're just leaving the water there, which is
• 45:15
  the worst thing ever. Yeah, there's no
• 45:18
  good. So you need to have one and you need to take care of it. Yeah, that's my
• 45:21
  hot bath.
• 45:21
  >> Speaker B: Hey, no, that's a good take. Um, I was curious
• 45:24
  because there's some people, like, every time they're done showering and
• 45:27
  I'm kind of this guy, but I forget, but they lift it up
• 45:30
  and they hang it over the shower.
• 45:33
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 45:33
  >> Speaker B: Or over the bathtub side. Um, and I often
• 45:36
  forget, and I was curious if that's what you meant. But,
• 45:39
  yeah.
• 45:42
  >> Speaker A: It'S specifically the pad that you're
• 45:44
  walking out on.
• 45:45
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. That's
• 45:48
  almost more
• 45:51
  egregious than, like, a towel. That's getting
• 45:54
  weird.
• 45:55
  >> Speaker A: And I don't even mind if you have a towel. That gets weird. Or if you just have to
• 45:58
  throw a towel down as, like, a shower. Uh, that's fine. Just take care of it, or
• 46:00
  else you're going to deal with it. You're living in a terrible,
• 46:03
  terrible place.
• 46:06
  It's not a world where people are happy. You don't have a
• 46:09
  shower, especially if.
• 46:12
  >> Speaker B: You walk in with sock foot.
• 46:14
  >> Speaker A: Oh, my goodness.
• 46:14
  >> Speaker B: And just step on that. It's like, I'm
• 46:17
  done.
• 46:18
  >> Speaker A: It's the worst.
• 46:19
  >> Speaker B: I'm taking the rest of the day.
• 46:22
  Wow. Uh, kind of back to the top with
• 46:25
  toilet paper.
• 46:26
  >> Speaker A: Um, how many sheets?
• 46:28
  >> Speaker B: I know you said the wipe thing, like, you're using wipes, but how many sheets
• 46:31
  do you use? This is kind of a. I used.
• 46:34
  >> Speaker A: To be pretty diehard on trying to keep it to under
• 46:37
  ten squares total.
• 46:39
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 46:40
  >> Speaker A: I used to try and fully optimize, but
• 46:44
  in my long 21 years of life, I've come to a point
• 46:47
  where I've decided a few things, one of which
• 46:49
  is I'm just going to be
• 46:52
  diligent but not measure.
• 46:54
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 46:54
  >> Speaker A: So I haven't counted the last time. Hey, there you go. I can't remember
• 46:57
  the last time I counted. Um,
• 47:00
  but in terms of just squares, it's got to be around
• 47:03
  twelve squares. Yeah, that's reasonable. Twelve
• 47:06
  squares. Because I like to take three, fold them in
• 47:09
  half. So it's one and a half length.
• 47:11
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 47:11
  >> Speaker A: Um, and then usually if it's only one ply now it's double or
• 47:14
  whatever. And then use that.
• 47:16
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Very cool.
• 47:17
  >> Speaker A: Efficiently.
• 47:17
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 47:18
  >> Speaker B: Well, I have, ah, personally.
• 47:21
  No further questions.
• 47:22
  >> Speaker A: Further questions.
• 47:23
  >> Speaker B: Uh, where can
• 47:25
  folks. I know you and your brother
• 47:28
  have a couple of different shows out there. Where can folks
• 47:31
  find you all and listen to your guys'stuff?
• 47:33
  >> Speaker A: This camera.
• 47:33
  >> Speaker B: This camera, yeah.
• 47:34
  >> Speaker A: Getting the shot.
• 47:35
  >> Speaker B: If only.
• 47:36
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 47:37
  >> Speaker A: Um, I am one of the now four co
• 47:40
  hosts on under the influence
• 47:44
  of Jesus, the official christian influence podcast.
• 47:46
  >> Speaker C: Very cool.
• 47:47
  >> Speaker A: Super fun. You can find it anywhere. You find
• 47:49
  podcasts, uh, discord,
• 47:52
  Spotify, apple podcasts, all that.
• 47:54
  >> Speaker C: Yep.
• 47:54
  >> Speaker A: And then I play a character named
• 47:56
  Edivard of Lore and legend, Dungeons
• 47:59
  and Dragons, real play Christian d d podcast.
• 48:02
  >> Speaker C: That's awesome.
• 48:03
  >> Speaker A: I gotta get out the full title or else I lose my position.
• 48:05
  We're the number one when you search christian Dnd
• 48:08
  podcast.
• 48:09
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 48:09
  >> Speaker A: At least when I was in Mexico.
• 48:11
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 48:11
  >> Speaker A: Of Lore and legend is the very top.
• 48:13
  >> Speaker B: That's phenomenal.
• 48:14
  >> Speaker A: Which is niche Christians that play d d but
• 48:17
  we're at the top.
• 48:17
  >> Speaker B: That's super cool. I confess. I've
• 48:20
  listened to one episode and I have the rest
• 48:23
  ready. They're a little longer form
• 48:26
  and so I'm like, I've got to save these because
• 48:30
  I don't want to listen to half and come back. There's something
• 48:32
  about it for me. I lose the thread. Um, I
• 48:35
  like to listen to the.
• 48:36
  >> Speaker A: Long form content when I know that I'm going to sit down and do
• 48:39
  something and then I'll finish that episode.
• 48:42
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, well, very good. Um, anywhere else you
• 48:45
  want to, uh, if it's even just you and
• 48:47
  your.
• 48:48
  >> Speaker A: It's, uh, my Instagram page.
• 48:53
  Who's that again?
• 48:54
  >> Speaker B: Who's that again?
• 48:55
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, who's that again? That's my Instagram page. I
• 48:58
  never post. I barely even am
• 49:00
  on there. But, um, listen
• 49:03
  to under the influence. I think you'll enjoy it. It's a great
• 49:06
  fun. Now I'm talking directly to the audience
• 49:09
  and, um, christian influence, the
• 49:12
  discord that hosts all that media,
• 49:16
  Christianinfluence, um.com or XYZ. All the
• 49:19
  information is there. It's a great little area if you play video games and stuff
• 49:22
  to get to know people. Uh, we want to have you on the podcast. We got
• 49:25
  to get you on.
• 49:26
  >> Speaker B: Hey, whenever y'all can. And I'll
• 49:29
  put links in the little, like, ding dong thing.
• 49:31
  >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
• 49:32
  >> Speaker B: Um, no, I'd love to do that.
• 49:34
  I know Jerry mentioned it, too, but.
• 49:36
  >> Speaker A: We just started filming, so we have.
• 49:38
  >> Speaker B: Filming.
• 49:39
  >> Speaker A: Have you seen the set yet?
• 49:40
  >> Speaker B: I haven't.
• 49:40
  >> Speaker A: You gotta show.
• 49:41
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 49:42
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, I. I thought about
• 49:45
  venturing into that world. That is a bridge
• 49:48
  for me. I don't know. There's something. Yeah.
• 49:51
  Plus, there's no way for me to have a studio.
• 49:54
  >> Speaker A: Yeah. The magic that you have captured with this is,
• 49:57
  like,
• 50:00
  you can feel it. The people. The ambiance is
• 50:03
  just the white noise when listening that dole fan and those
• 50:05
  echoes. Great. You feel the product here.
• 50:08
  >> Speaker B: The bathroom. Well, very cool. Well, um,
• 50:11
  do you have any parting bathroom wisdom that you
• 50:14
  want to leave people with before I do? The shameful,
• 50:17
  like, dog going to the bathroom in the backyard part,
• 50:20
  which is where I close it.
• 50:22
  >> Speaker A: Uh, I've
• 50:25
  just been kind of breaking wind lately.
• 50:27
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 50:28
  >> Speaker A: Just don't let people. Nobody knows.
• 50:31
  Yeah, that's my advice. Nobody
• 50:33
  really. Nobody knows. Even if. Because how many times have
• 50:36
  you just smelled something bad and then moved on with your life if you just don't
• 50:39
  point it out? This is one of those new things I've
• 50:42
  learned about myself. My brother's been ridiculing me for it, but,
• 50:45
  uh, I'm in a crowd of people, or I'm doing my
• 50:48
  job. I'm done. Kind of finding a service
• 50:50
  room to produce
• 50:53
  gas.
• 50:54
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 50:54
  >> Speaker A: I'm just letting it go.
• 50:55
  >> Speaker C: Let it go.
• 50:55
  >> Speaker A: Don't draw attention to it. Just let it go. Nobody will call you out.
• 50:58
  You have my guarantee.
• 51:00
  >> Speaker C: There you go.
• 51:00
  >> Speaker B: Hey, that's wisdom. Um, well, I'm going to
• 51:03
  close this out. Thank you for being here. Thanks for having
• 51:06
  me. Uh, yeah, I'm glad we could do
• 51:09
  this. Uh, I'm
• 51:11
  looking forward to whether it's me coming back up for you
• 51:14
  all stuff or doing another one one day.
• 51:17
  >> Speaker C: I don't know.
• 51:17
  >> Speaker A: But I'll never be able to be in this bathroom without thinking
• 51:20
  that I'm perfect.
• 51:22
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Well, cool.
• 51:24
  >> Speaker B: Well, uh, you can follow us at privycast.
• 51:27
  Uh, send us an email, privycast@gmail.com.
• 51:30
  Um, leave us a rating or review. I'm not going to explain it,
• 51:32
  but y'all can go do that. Uh, thanks,
• 51:35
  Kevin McLeod, for the use of your music. And,
• 51:38
  uh, this has been another episode of Privy. Thank you so much for
• 51:41
  joining us keep pooping in the free world.
• 51:44
  And now, as always, don't forget to
• 51:46
  flush.
• 51:58
  That's the wet right there. When your brother said he actually got
• 52:00
  wet on his backside last time, that was.
• 52:03
  >> Speaker C: What did it.
• 52:03
  >> Speaker A: Did you get it again?
• 52:04
  >> Speaker B: I didn't learn my lesson, so I will see
• 52:07
  close.