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DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested After Attempting To Steal Crab Legs · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 2: Make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Malora, Malora, The craziest people in America come from the
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  Speaker 1: Bronx and all of four.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida man attacked an
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  Speaker 2: ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too
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  Speaker 2: much money.
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  Speaker 3: Florida man is arrested after that, say he riggs the
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  Speaker 3: door to his home in an attempt to electric hit
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  Speaker 3: his President Whites Police.
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  Speaker 2: Arrested at Orlando man we're talking about from Luna the
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  Speaker 2: breakfast club.
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  Speaker 4: Bitch you donkey other day, j'allam Haine a god.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all electric.
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  Speaker 2: It's not me as y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey Today for Friday, January twelfth goes to a thirty
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  Speaker 1: three year old Florida man named Kurt Beck. What does
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  Speaker 1: your uncle Shalla always say about the great State of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 1: all of Florida, and today is no exception. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually the first Florida Donkey of twenty twenty four. I
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  Speaker 1: know we just got back on the eighth, but you
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  Speaker 1: mean to tell me Florida went all week without getting
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  Speaker 1: the Donkey of the day. What happened Florida, y'all got saved.
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  Speaker 1: Did Eric Abadu go down there and saved the whole state?
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  Speaker 1: Did Sara Jakes Roberts say have prayed for Florida?
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  Speaker 2: What's happening? Did everyone in Florida make a New Year's
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  Speaker 2: resolution and not be donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 1: No, mo, Well, Kurt has already broke that resolution, and honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I have empathy for him. So ye'all try not to
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  Speaker 1: judge people based on what they do when they are
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  Speaker 1: in survival mode. And if I'm being honest, Kurt was
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  Speaker 1: just trying to survive. And yes, he did break the law,
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  Speaker 1: which is the reason he's getting donkey of to day
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  Speaker 1: to day. But I feel like deputies with the Volisia
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  Speaker 1: County Sheriffs should have a heart Okay, you don't got
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  Speaker 1: to be ten men all your life, and even the
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  Speaker 1: ten man long for a heart. See according to an
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  Speaker 1: arrest Affidavid, a cashier witness the man in the jacket
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  Speaker 1: leaving the store while concealing several bags of one of
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  Speaker 1: the greatest comfort foods ever created, a food that brings
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  Speaker 1: so many people together and brings us so much joy
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  Speaker 1: and causes us to socialize. And that food, ladies and gettlemen,
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  Speaker 1: is crablakes, tropla clues bond for crabs. Okay, now this
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  Speaker 1: is Florida, so it's always an amazing, amazing plot twist. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Kurt had a friend with him. With the friend didn't
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  Speaker 1: steal anything, he was serving his mare, but lookout as
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  Speaker 1: sexy decoy and he walked behind kurtis they exited the store.
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  Speaker 1: Now a store manager followed them out. Why why huh huh?
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  Speaker 2: Whoever?
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  Speaker 1: The store manager is, just know when Dixie ain't dying
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  Speaker 1: for you, okay, not nobody, and when Dixie is gonna
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  Speaker 1: put their life on the line to you. So why
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  Speaker 1: would you follow somebody outside and confront them over stealing
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  Speaker 1: krab legs?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: The only logical answer is there was like this crab
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  Speaker 1: leg shortage last year on red and blue kingkrabs. And maybe,
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  Speaker 1: just maybe this storet manager was planning the makea sea
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  Speaker 1: food boil, but he couldn't afford the crab legs until
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  Speaker 1: he got his next check. And if curtis stealing krab legs,
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  Speaker 1: and it won't be no crab legs for the store manager,
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  Speaker 1: store manager to buy when he gets paid.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now I made this whole story up in my head.
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  Speaker 1: But the moral of it is, if I'm a store
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  Speaker 1: manager at when Dixie, I'm not following you outside for nothing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can have whatever you stole, go home and crack
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  Speaker 1: those crab legs will be a But if I follow
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  Speaker 1: you outside and confront you and you cracked my head
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  Speaker 1: open like a king krab leg, then I won't be well.
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  Speaker 1: According to the arrest, after David, the Mint attempt to
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  Speaker 1: be leave, but their car wouldn't start. Florida Ladies, and
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  Speaker 1: get them in Florida, the car would not start. That's
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  Speaker 1: gotta feel like Bruce Banner in Infinity War when Halt
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  Speaker 1: couldn't come out to fight. I mean, of all the
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  Speaker 1: times for you not to start miss the car, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna choose right now. If this isn't God letting you
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  Speaker 1: know that you're doing something wrong, then I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Oh, with the tangled web we weave
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  Speaker 1: when we steal crab legs and try to leave. Now
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  Speaker 1: it gets better. Kurt, after his car wouldn't start, simply
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  Speaker 1: tried to give the krab legs back to the store manager. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you ask me, the store manager should have just
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  Speaker 1: felt pity for these fools and taking the krab legs back.
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  Speaker 1: But no, this store manager said he was going to
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  Speaker 1: pursue criminal charges. He said when Dixie was going to
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  Speaker 1: pursue criminal charges. I don't agree. But this man, Kirk,
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  Speaker 1: did break the law. So after they were in custody, right,
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  Speaker 1: Kurt admitted during question it he knew what he did
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  Speaker 1: was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Duh.
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  Speaker 1: Of course he knew it was wrong, but it was
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  Speaker 1: a chance he was willing to take. Because what is
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  Speaker 1: a seafood boil with our krab legs?
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  Speaker 2: All right? This man had to get together plans. Clearly
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  Speaker 2: a whole crab crack.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't have money for the krab legs because he
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  Speaker 1: probably spend his money on beer.
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  Speaker 2: Hell is Florida, so you probably spent money on some
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  Speaker 2: meth too.
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  Speaker 1: And fun fact, a couple of days ago, authorities found
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  Speaker 1: some meth and a crab boil at a Louisiana airport.
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  Speaker 2: True story. Do your google's but back to Florida.
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  Speaker 1: When police questioned kurtz homie that was with him, deputies
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  Speaker 1: learned that he did not steal any merchandise and was
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  Speaker 1: acting only as the driver for Kurt due to Kurt's
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  Speaker 1: license being suspended. Nothing like a criminal with a conscience.
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  Speaker 1: All right, he knows he can't commit two crimes. But
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't got no license and you don't got
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  Speaker 1: the kind of car, that's thoughts. When you want to you.
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  Speaker 2: Probably need to keep your getaway driving to a minimum.
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  Speaker 1: And the way you keep your getaway driving to a
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  Speaker 1: minimum is by not committing the.
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  Speaker 2: Crime in the first place.
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  Speaker 1: Now, we have a person who works here on the
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  Speaker 1: breakfast club you have affectionately heard and me refer to
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  Speaker 1: him as the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee.
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  Speaker 1: He actually started with us here at the breakfast club
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  Speaker 1: is and then turned back in like twenty eleven or
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  Speaker 1: twenty twelve.
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  Speaker 2: And he's back with us now. He was back with
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  Speaker 2: us all last year.
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  Speaker 1: And you know he didn't want to get on camera
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  Speaker 1: till you lost some weight, because you know, camera ads
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  Speaker 1: about ten pounds.
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  Speaker 2: So he lost the weight, did he? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And he would like to come in and explain to
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  Speaker 1: us why Kurt doesn't deserve donkey of the day at all.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: You see him on wild'n Out, You see him on
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  Speaker 1: the road doing stand up as one half of the
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  Speaker 1: duo Thick and Thin. Please welcome the president of the
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  Speaker 1: Fat Lives Matter Committee.
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  Speaker 2: Big Mac is here. Yes, our fat Mac, As Rose
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  Speaker 2: calls him, Hey, did he lose? He did? He did?
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  Speaker 2: He did?
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  Speaker 1: He looks dit he tell me, tell me Mac, why
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  Speaker 1: Kurt doesn't deserve donkey at all?
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  Speaker 4: One word? Inflation?
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  Speaker 2: Have you heard of it?
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  Speaker 4: Like, come on now, the price of anything is way
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  Speaker 4: too high now to the point where I'm surprised it's
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  Speaker 4: not more that just happening.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, higher food prices did boost We're all inflation and
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  Speaker 1: December that is true.
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  Speaker 2: How has it impacted you in fact?
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  Speaker 4: To me, come on now, I'm the president of the
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  Speaker 4: FATA Lives medic If the whole committee we had all
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  Speaker 4: type of meaning. So I did some independent research, right,
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  Speaker 4: So the fact that crab legs. If you want three
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  Speaker 4: pounds of it is going for about two hundred right now,
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  Speaker 4: two hundred, which is kind of crazy because now I
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  Speaker 4: understand why mister crabs was so cheap, because people's coming
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  Speaker 4: after him to get that two hundred. It's a lot
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys told about six pounds of crabs, crazy
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  Speaker 1: to understanding.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't got you ain't got that much money. How
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  Speaker 3: many pounds do you eat yourself? How many pounds do
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  Speaker 3: you eat yourself?
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  Speaker 4: A metric ton is actually how it comes up on
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  Speaker 4: the scale. Google that anyway. I'm so lobster tails crazy
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  Speaker 4: buck fifty a pound a buck fifty for some lobster tail. Damn,
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  Speaker 4: where are you shopping that? Listen, I'm trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 4: See you guys, you guys, this is you on the
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  Speaker 4: rich side of the grocery store. This is the regular people.
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  Speaker 4: They trying to tax us early. But while I'm here,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, I don't really get this opportunity.
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  Speaker 4: While I'm here and I got your ear, I got
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  Speaker 4: some other issues of the quarter pounds of whicheese, the
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  Speaker 4: value about fourteen dollars.
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  Speaker 3: That's too expensive now, it's way too because the number two, right,
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  Speaker 3: the two teess Burgers used to be three ninety nine crazy,
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  Speaker 3: That was like eight dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Not too much.
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  Speaker 2: That double quarter powder better looked like.
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  Speaker 4: Me for fourteen dollars. God, that's not a value, man,
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  Speaker 4: What value was that? That's crazy? The price of eggs
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  Speaker 4: at one point were more expensive than Hunter Biden's cocaine.
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  Speaker 4: That that right there, And that's how you start your
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  Speaker 4: day with eggs. You guys eat eggs. Oh well, I've
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  Speaker 4: seen Charlotte Mane need eggs. Eggs you eat? How much
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  Speaker 4: is the baker's Was it like thirteen thirteen?
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  Speaker 2: Two of them? Two bakers? Jesus Christ? Yeah, kool Aid?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know last time y'all bought kol Aid? Remember
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  Speaker 4: the little package? Forty nine cents? Growing up it was
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  Speaker 4: ten cents. You know what I mean? You can get
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  Speaker 4: a fifty cent. You can get five of all the flavors, red,
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  Speaker 4: great fruit print, Now fifty cents, get you won?
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  Speaker 2: I hate awf passionate you are about this?
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  Speaker 4: Nah, listen, I don't get this opportunity and listen. Stores
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  Speaker 4: Arizon the iced teas it says not even I said
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  Speaker 4: on the can, don't be charging me a buck.
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  Speaker 2: Fifty for that it still say nine.
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  Speaker 4: It says ninety nine cents on it when I buy
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  Speaker 4: it and I ring and guess what it says one fifty.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, nah, bro, that's gonna come out of your pocket.
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  Speaker 2: All his youre talking about a bunch of stuff you
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 4: No and chip and dip. I gotta make a decision
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  Speaker 4: in the store. Do I want the chip or do
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  Speaker 4: I want the dip? Because they're so expensive and wild?
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  Speaker 2: You say, do you nah?
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  Speaker 4: I'm like my man in Florida, I'm stealing it.
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  Speaker 2: You put it under your role.
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  Speaker 4: I'm putting whatever it's cheaper. I asked what I'm going
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  Speaker 4: through the you know, the self checkout of Warmer. I
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  Speaker 4: go through there, but the rest of it, I put
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  Speaker 4: it all on my rolls and folds.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta get you more money up here, man shout
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  Speaker 2: out to Florida. We gotta gethim on a diet like.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I don't. I don't do anything that has the
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  Speaker 4: word dyeing it. It just doesn't sound good.
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  Speaker 1: So oh God, please give uh what's the guy's name,
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  Speaker 1: Kurt Back the biggest Hea Hall, Jesus, I like this
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  Speaker 1: Whiting is three fifty a pound two but the white
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  Speaker 1: and too damn high as well.
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  Speaker 2: You don't playa no, I don't. I won't play I do.
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  Speaker 2: I won't play again. Guess how much Mac.
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  Speaker 4: Guess how much Mack he weighs. I think he went
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  Speaker 4: two seventy five.
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  Speaker 2: Leave him alone.
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  Speaker 4: I'll say, Uh, I'm not playing it. Carry the two
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  Speaker 4: both legs or one leg.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not having three pounds.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's took three pounds.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not having this conversation.
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  Speaker 4: He always That's what I'm talking about. Schelde's twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 4: All that fat shaming he was doing all twenty twenty three.
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  Speaker 2: It's over for that. I've never fat shamedy.
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  Speaker 4: Shout to everybody that's sweat sitting down we out here,
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  Speaker 4: whoa Jesus Christ, mind you up? All right? Well, thank
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  Speaker 4: you to beer, to big Mac.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa mister, I have a stomach, growler Mac calling you?
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  Speaker 2: He's just hungry.
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  Speaker 4: All right now.
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  Speaker 3: When we come back, Dean Phillips will be joining us.
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  Speaker 3: He's running for president. Uh and we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he's also the US Representative of Minnesota, and he's
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  Speaker 1: the twenty twenty four president of your candidate's actual you're
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  Speaker 1: the only person in the Democratic Party who's actually a
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  Speaker 1: member of Congress who decided to challenge President Biden.
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  Speaker 4: And he said his career is over because of it.
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  Speaker 4: And I hope he bring down the food prices. If
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  Speaker 4: you get in there, that's all you care about it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, that's an important boat. Your interest bactive side.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna talk to him when we come back, and
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  Speaker 4: don't move. It's to Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, the Breakfast Club.