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The Hurricane Helene Conspiracies (Repost) · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 1: Your eyes are destroyed.
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  Speaker 2: Your eyes are destroyed.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, everybody. Welcome to Conspiracy, the show. I'm your host,
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  Speaker 3: Adam Todd Brown. Joining me as co-host this week, Connor's back.
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  Speaker 1: Your prodigal co-host returns.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad that I could... Knock out that intro as
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  Speaker 3: you were stuffing food in your mouth. What are you eating?
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to throw some pizza down the hatch because
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  Speaker 4: I was like sitting here going like, why do I
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  Speaker 4: feel like shit? Like I'm not ready to do this podcast.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I haven't eaten since like
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  Speaker 4: 8 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday. So I'm eating pizza frantically. So sorry.
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  Speaker 3: That'll do it. Also joining us, Samantha Jane is here.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm back.
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  Speaker 3: How is it going?
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  Speaker 2: It's okay. I'm a busy little bee lately, but that's good.
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  Speaker 3: I hear you. Yeah, it's been a busy week for
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  Speaker 3: me also.
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  Speaker 4: Last two podcasts we've done, the guests have had makeup
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  Speaker 4: and a nice Zoom background, and I'm having a horrible
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  Speaker 4: acne day, and I'm eating cold pizza. It's just I've
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  Speaker 4: never felt so fucking unemployed. Thanks for this.
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  Speaker 3: You look like one of those people who... is on
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  Speaker 3: the run from the police, but they go on social
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  Speaker 3: media and talk to police a bunch. Like, you look
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  Speaker 3: like you're about to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Check out all these iPhones I got.
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  Speaker 3: So we were going to do an episode about intelligence
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  Speaker 3: agencies this week, and then a natural disaster broke out. So,
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  Speaker 3: of course, there are conspiracies about said natural disaster. We're
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  Speaker 3: talking about Hurricane Milton, but this is the second of
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  Speaker 3: two hurricanes that happened this in close proximity. So some
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  Speaker 3: of the conspiracies are about Hurricane Helene, too. And here's
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  Speaker 3: the thing. They're dumb. They're mostly dumb.
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  Speaker 2: They blow, in fact.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get it. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Hurricane pun.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, OK.
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  Speaker 1: Got it.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, sure, sure.
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  Speaker 1: Joe Biden doesn't care about Florida people.
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  Speaker 3: It seems like this all started like so many other
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  Speaker 3: terrible things in this country do. with a tweet from
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  Speaker 3: Marjorie Taylor Greene. On October 3rd, she tweeted, Yes, they
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  Speaker 3: can control the weather. It's ridiculous for anyone to lie
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  Speaker 3: and say it can't be done. End quote. And there's
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  Speaker 3: a lot to unpack in what is a relatively short
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  Speaker 3: tweet there.
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  Speaker 5: Marjorie, bless her heart, has already called us out, Jews,
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  Speaker 5: for our Space lasers. So why wouldn't we use our
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  Speaker 5: space lasers to control the weather?
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty obvious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes perfect sense to me because whenever I think,
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  Speaker 3: what group would really want to control the weather in
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  Speaker 3: this world?
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  Speaker 2: We're always cold. We're always hot. We're trying to get
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  Speaker 2: it right, you know?
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  Speaker 1: And you know, every time it's overcast, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I want? A bagel. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: It's Big Bagel, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Part of the overall, the same overall nexus of motives.
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  Speaker 5: A hurricane has an eye in it, just like a
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  Speaker 5: bagel has a hole in it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh. And what is a space laser, if not Earth's
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  Speaker 4: very own thermostat they can fiddle with all day?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Marjorie Taylor Greene. The first thing I... would question
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  Speaker 3: about this tweet is, we've already touched on it a
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  Speaker 3: little bit. Who does she mean by they?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she must have known that leaving this open-ended, she
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  Speaker 4: was like, what? I thought everybody would get DARPA from that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. I can't tell this time if
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  Speaker 3: she does mean Jews or if she means Democrats or
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  Speaker 3: if she uses those words interchangeably.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows? Yeah. Are those separate concepts to her?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's the heart conspiracy. We've done an episode
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  Speaker 3: on that. I'll even link to it in the show notes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there's nothing to the idea that you
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  Speaker 3: could kind of maybe manipulate the weather using science, but.
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  Speaker 4: They have a lot of strange infrastructure and stuff, I
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  Speaker 4: remember from that episode.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was a thing that the government was
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  Speaker 3: using for defense purposes and never really explained why, but...
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  Speaker 3: That is a whole different animal.
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  Speaker 4: What if it was just to listen to the Russian
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  Speaker 4: version of ham radio? Like, just Russian chugger?
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  Speaker 3: That wouldn't surprise me. But that is a far cry
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  Speaker 3: from creating a hurricane. I don't know why anyone would
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  Speaker 3: create a hurricane for election reasons, which seems like what
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  Speaker 3: people are getting at also.
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  Speaker 1: I get if I owned a levy company, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, as we talked about, too, like why would Jews
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  Speaker 5: keep hitting Florida where we are? Like one of the
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  Speaker 5: three states that we're cool with. Why would we keep
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  Speaker 5: sending hurricanes to all of our grandparents? Like, why would
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  Speaker 5: we do that?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe there's one sect of Jews that's like the Florida
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  Speaker 4: retirement Jews. They're just holding us back. We got to
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  Speaker 4: cut them loose. Turn on the hurricane machine. Tropical Storm Adolf.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Rothschild.
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  Speaker 1: There was.
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  Speaker 5: So when I Googled this just to find the tweet,
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  Speaker 5: I did find, by the way, let's not. Marjorie was
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  Speaker 5: not the first. In like 2018, there was like a
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  Speaker 5: guy in D.C. who totally posted a video about like Jewish,
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  Speaker 5: the Rothschilds, Jewish conspiracies controlling the weather.
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  Speaker 3: And I guess I haven't, maybe we should do an
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  Speaker 3: episode on that, but what is the reasoning?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 3: What do the Rothschilds want to fucking control the weather for?
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  Speaker 2: What's that book?
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  Speaker 1: EZE once said the only way to stop crime was snow.
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  Speaker 5: The Protocols of Zion, I think it all... And they
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  Speaker 5: were rich, you know, they're rich. So that's a problem.
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  Speaker 5: We can't have that.
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  Speaker 1: That's a pretty huge lever of control.
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  Speaker 4: That tells you whether fucking Billabong or Patagonia is going
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  Speaker 4: to be going up in the stock market, right?
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  Speaker 1: On some level.
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  Speaker 2: Jews hate the cold, though. No, we're not good at it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You can go either way.
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  Speaker 5: Not a lot of Jewish skiers that I know. Israel
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  Speaker 5: does not have a good bobsled team. You know, it's
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  Speaker 5: not our thing.
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  Speaker 1: I do want to see Israeli runnings now.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm here for that remake so hard.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, with Marjorie Taylor Greene being behind this, there
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  Speaker 3: is always the possibility that she's referring to Jews.
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  Speaker 4: As We have upgraded the threat level to Marjorie Taylor Orange.
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  Speaker 3: There's another tweet out there from a crypto bro named
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  Speaker 3: Matt Wallace. Wallace with one L. That's weird.
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  Speaker 2: And we know people in crypto clearly are smart.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And definitely not racist in any way.
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  Speaker 1: There's like three smart people in crypto and they don't
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  Speaker 1: tell anybody they're in crypto. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is his tweet about the hurricanes. Don't worry, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Weather modification isn't real. It's just a coincidence that Hurricane
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  Speaker 3: Helene is one of the most devastating inland damage storms
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  Speaker 3: in history. And that hundreds of pro-Trump counties are being
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  Speaker 3: massively impacted during the most important election of our lifetimes,
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  Speaker 3: end quote. And yeah, bitch, that does sound like a coincidence, actually. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Also, wasn't it Trump who drained FEMA of money during
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  Speaker 5: his term? He like highly defunded FEMA. So if you
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  Speaker 5: want to like, why is FEMA not doing good?
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  Speaker 2: That might be a person.
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  Speaker 4: There's a phenomenon I really enjoy where the guy that
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  Speaker 4: is like most against the quote unquote victim complex has
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  Speaker 4: himself the most creative and strange victim complex where it's
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  Speaker 4: like Jewish space lasers fucking blew my deck away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I will say, surprisingly, the one thing.
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  Speaker 4: That is a sniper shot of the universe being out
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  Speaker 4: to get you.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of shit going on.
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  Speaker 5: That Trump is... He's a little bit nice to the
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  Speaker 5: Jews because of his daughter. I think that's our only
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  Speaker 5: saving grace with him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and she converted. She's Ivanka, right?
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  Speaker 5: Or Ivana?
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  Speaker 1: Ivanka.
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  Speaker 2: She converted.
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  Speaker 1: Ivana's the mama.
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  Speaker 2: So, she's in now.
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  Speaker 4: I love this fucking Scandinavian scarecrow of a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Just... Hitler Youth poster child. I don't know. Reeks of clout.
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  Speaker 1: Clout conversion. That's what I think.
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  Speaker 2: Do I have clout? Do I get clout?
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  Speaker 1: You got Jew clout?
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  Speaker 4: I got Irish clout. That's completely worthless. At least people
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  Speaker 4: think that you run the banks.
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  Speaker 3: They think?
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  Speaker 1: We're not even behind potatoes. Everybody knows that's Idaho, you know?
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  Speaker 5: I barely get a bank account. I don't know if
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  Speaker 5: somebody's just not hitting me up for the meetings or
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  Speaker 5: I got kicked out of the cabal because I didn't
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  Speaker 5: finish Hebrew school.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe that's it. I wasn't pot mitzvahed, so maybe I'm
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  Speaker 2: not in the.
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  Speaker 4: At least you're perceived to be genetically powerful enough to
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  Speaker 4: be a part of a global conspiracy is all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: People don't even think that the Irish people run Ireland.
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  Speaker 4: When I went over there, I asked the tour guide,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what's up with the government? He was like,
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  Speaker 4: we don't have a government. I was like, okay, he's
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  Speaker 4: being a weird libertarian. I was watching the news in
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  Speaker 4: my hotel. They're like, it's day 48, we don't have
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  Speaker 4: a government.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't organized a government. They can't even do it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I wish people thought I controlled the weather.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you are a white man, so you do control
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  Speaker 2: a lot of shit. I've got that going for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just have to fall back on that again.
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  Speaker 3: And no matter what side of this argument you fall on,
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  Speaker 3: is it Democrats or Jews who are orchestrating this hurricane?
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  Speaker 3: The answer is no.
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  Speaker 1: Democrats can't orchestrate the Democratic Party. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This reminds me a lot of the 5G conspiracies when
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  Speaker 3: that technology was rolling out there were all of these
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  Speaker 3: people who were convinced that the waves that 5g technology
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  Speaker 3: used was somehow giving people covid.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, and then the chips that they implanted in us
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  Speaker 5: through the vaccines were probably getting set off from the
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  Speaker 5: 5G waves. Right.
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  Speaker 4: I would on some level if DARPA was like, hey,
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: turn on the COVID router and it just Aquaman.
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  Speaker 1: Out waves of COVID. I got to give it to them.
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  Speaker 1: They earned that one.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing about a theory like that is if
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  Speaker 3: you're the people deploying it, how do you keep it
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  Speaker 3: from hitting the people you don't want it?
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  Speaker 4: To hit like you probably give them an anti-vaccine or
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  Speaker 4: something everybody though everybody in the government oh they're all
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  Speaker 4: 28 of the tony soprano's friends yes.
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  Speaker 3: But see these conspiracies are always angled toward oh well
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  Speaker 3: this side is trying to take out this.
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  Speaker 5: Side I think with this side, yeah, the Democrats control
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  Speaker 5: anything Jews can't control.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen Jews argue?
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  Speaker 5: We can't all come to a decision to, it always
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  Speaker 5: implies that some group has like, yeah, we're all on
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  Speaker 5: board and nobody has a problem with it. We've come
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  Speaker 5: to an agreement and we're working together, which is like
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  Speaker 5: really utopian.
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  Speaker 4: You know where I could imagine that happening though is OPEC,
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  Speaker 4: Shell and Exxon and shit, you know, like they pretty
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  Speaker 4: much all got the same motives.
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  Speaker 1: Like, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In a case like that, it would make sense. But
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  Speaker 3: with hurricanes.
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  Speaker 4: With whatever nerds run weather, Lord knows how tedious the
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  Speaker 4: argument about what degree to tilt the satellite dish gets,
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  Speaker 4: you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And with a hurricane, if the idea is, oh, they're
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  Speaker 3: just trying to make shit hard for Republican voters, it's
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  Speaker 3: going to do the same thing to Democrat voters, right?
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  Speaker 4: Black people get Jim Crow laws and then the Republicans
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  Speaker 4: get the hurricane gun. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is obviously going to impact Democrat voters, too. It
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  Speaker 3: makes no sense just on the most surface level, like
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  Speaker 3: aside from the science and whether you could even create
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  Speaker 3: a hurricane.
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  Speaker 5: And it's not like this isn't what we literally call
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  Speaker 5: a hurricane season in the state that has a football
• 12:04
  Speaker 5: team named the Hurricanes because it happens all the fucking time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is such a common thing. And this is
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  Speaker 3: such a great example of how adept we are in
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  Speaker 3: this country at politicizing anything, fucking anything political. You're right.
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  Speaker 3: The most unthinkable part of this conspiracy is that a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of people agreed.
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  Speaker 4: I was talking about the guy with the crazy victim complex,
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  Speaker 4: but I think this is like the behavior of a lonely,
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  Speaker 4: isolated person, you know, sitting around probably with a little
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  Speaker 4: bit of tropical depression going on.
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  Speaker 5: The thing about conspiracy theories, and I think why it's
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: kind of like taken off more. since like religion has
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: waned a little bit, it fulfills the same.
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  Speaker 2: Need of like, somebody had a plan. God did it.
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  Speaker 2: This is all his plan.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody has a plan and somebody knows what's going on.
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  Speaker 4: Or even just, there's a fucking answer in a book somewhere,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I can tell you the truth, but Oh God,
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  Speaker 4: the truth.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Like chaos is too scary.
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  Speaker 5: So we're just going to assume somebody somewhere knows what's
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  Speaker 5: going on.
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  Speaker 2: They have a plan and they are in control.
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  Speaker 4: They don't want to listen to Yumi and Adam talk
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  Speaker 4: for 90 minutes to find out it's probably NATO or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Like, that's the thing you hear about every conspiracy theory is,
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  Speaker 3: you know, that like the kind of religion comparison and
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  Speaker 3: people just looking for explanations. And I buy that with
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: conspiracies like this. Any there's some stuff like I brought
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: up on an episode recently, 9-11 families trying to get
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: to the bottom of how much Saudi Arabia was involved
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  Speaker 3: in 9-11. I don't think they are grasping for straws.
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  Speaker 3: I think they're looking for answers that they should get.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. But that's not like saying, God did this because
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  Speaker 5: the people in the building were sinners or, you know,
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  Speaker 5: God sent this hurricane because of all the sin out there.
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  Speaker 2: That feels very similar to me.
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  Speaker 1: Real quick, just checking. Did you have any relatives that
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: were in the World Trade Center when it was attacked?
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  Speaker 1: I did not. Oh, very interesting.
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  Speaker 2: I had a lot of family in New York.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder why that is. Hmm. Hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Where were you on 9-11, Samantha?
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  Speaker 2: I was in high school. I was in my... I.
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  Speaker 1: Remember I was... A likely story.
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  Speaker 5: I was in my poetry class and all of us
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  Speaker 5: from New York were like, can we.
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  Speaker 2: Use the phone to call our families?
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: We were all watching it on the TV in high
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: school because I'm just a little baby.
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  Speaker 2: Although you were probably in elementary school or something.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I was at work. I had a job
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  Speaker 3: by then.
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  Speaker 1: I was getting molested. I was like, oh, geez, what
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  Speaker 1: a day.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, I'm so sorry that got overshadowed for you. That
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  Speaker 2: must have been hard.
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  Speaker 4: In between towers one and two, no less. I didn't
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  Speaker 4: have a single moment.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, in the tower taint.
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  Speaker 1: In tower seven is what I called it.
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  Speaker 3: So all of this is not to say that people
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: haven't tried to manipulate weather before.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we're going to try.
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  Speaker 1: I've cast a number of unsuccessful spells.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, this is going to sound crazy, but when I
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: was a kid, my cousins got way into white magic,
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  Speaker 3: which is like casting spells.
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  Speaker 2: That aren't- Come on, do you know how many tarot
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  Speaker 2: cards and crystals and shit I have? I know all
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  Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There was this incantation that you could say that was
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  Speaker 3: supposed to make the wind start blowing. I'm not fucking joking.
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  Speaker 3: Every time I said it, the wind started blowing. And
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I wish I could find that fucking book and try
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: that shit as an adult because I rocked some fucking
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: second and third grade moms.
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  Speaker 2: Adam, did you start this hurricane?
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  Speaker 1: Actually, I think I know what you're talking about was
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: the incantation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just blowing in people's faces.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: It's great. That's super sick.
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  Speaker 4: I could talk for 45 minutes about weird, spooky childhood things,
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: but I think we have to expose the truth, bring
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: people justice or something.
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  Speaker 2: We all know magic is real. That's not what we're debating.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously. We're all adults.
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  Speaker 2: That's a completely different discussion.
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  Speaker 1: We know that do what thou wilt is the whole
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  Speaker 1: of the law.
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  Speaker 3: So the NOAA, that's the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration,
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  Speaker 3: they tried something called cloud seeding.
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  Speaker 1: Don't condescend to me. I know what the IOACA.
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  Speaker 2: NOAA, that's what I call them.
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  Speaker 3: In the 60s, 70s, and 80s, they tried something called
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  Speaker 3: cloud seeding, which was supposed to help with droughts and shit.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: They taught me about this in school. I thought they
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: could control the weather. They just put some more hydrogen
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: into a cloud or something.
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: They can make it rain, but they can't start a
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: hurricane or a stopwatch.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: But they can make it rain if it's like about
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: to rain, like they can tickle your balls and make
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: you calm if you're about to rain on some crops.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they can get up in that plane and drop
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: some singles and make it fucking rain, but they can't
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: do like giant systems.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: And even then, their experiments were meant to see if
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: they could lessen the impact of hurricanes.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Well, of course, that's what they would say.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true. The government's not going to be like, yeah,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: we were trying to make hurricanes.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: We're not going to replace this with bullets and do.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It in Africa. Who even told you that's crazy?
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: If you've ever seen the documentary Snowpiercer, I'm pretty sure
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: it's a documentary. Might just be a feature film.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Love Snowpiercer.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite movies.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: It was also my porn name.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: The scenario in Snowpiercer. That's how it happened. The government
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: was putting aerosols into the sky and it caused the
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: earth to freeze. That's an actual thing.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: That's the end of the book Freakonomics.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: I read that when I was a kid and it
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: actually gave me hope for the future and it scared
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: the shit out of me. But it was like when
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: volcanoes erupt, they emit a certain chemical that orientates itself.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: In the atmosphere that reflects light back outwards.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: And if we just pummeled some of this shit up
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: into the Gulf Stream, it would cost a few trillion dollars.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: But we could theoretically turn down the temperature on the Earth.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: And I thought that's so interesting. And then now you
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: see Snowpiercer and you're like, of course, that's how it
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: would actually go.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of things where they're like, let's
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: just put up a big shade in the sky to
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: block the sun.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Like a Futurama episode. Yeah, exactly.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: It always works.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Why couldn't we do that?
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Why don't we just blow up the moon?
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: We should have done that. We should have given it
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: a shot. I don't know why that plan got shot.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: No, because periods would be absolutely insane.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Nobody needs the moon like people with a uterus.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: And what do you need the tide for? Yeah. Fuck surfers.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: I would miss werewolves more than the goddamn tide. Thank
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: you very much.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Also, what kind of weapons did we think we had
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: that we were going to blow up the moon? You
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: might put a dent in it, but we're not going
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: to fucking explode the moon.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: We could make the moon's atmosphere really lame ass and
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: fuck it up. But yeah, could we blow the whole
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: thing up like Frieza?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I think not.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: I think we would just end up blowing meteors back
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: at ourselves.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: That would be so funny. Oh, shit, France.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, it's coming back.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: So there's also harp, which, again, we've done a whole
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: episode on that. I do think harp was a weird thing.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: And I do think the government was trying to use
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: it for military shit. I just don't know that they
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: ever accomplished anything with it.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: Because they'll literally do stuff like, well, you know, someone
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: said the Russians had a chicken that could read minds.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: So the mash got to six months later. I'm going
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: to chicken farm the clipboard, you know, having these guys
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: pick out the fucking winning lottery numbers or whatever. You know,
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: they put so much spec. It's like Wile E. Coyote,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: the shit the CIA does. Operation Acoustic Kitty was like
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: killed 15 cats to put a fucking recording device inside
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: a cat. And the plan was to leave it outside
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: the Kremlin so that a Russian guy would go, that's
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: a cute kitty. I will take you inside the Kremlin
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: and I will spill my guts about all my secrets.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: And the cat just got hit by a truck as
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: soon as they dropped it off. It was millions of dollars.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: It's awful. So it's like, did they try to control
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the weather? I'm sure. Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: And when we talked about harp on that episode, I, Reference,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: there's a patent out there that this guy filed and
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: the device in this patent, if it worked, would be
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: capable of making some changes to the weather and whatnot.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: But one, I don't know that it ever worked. And two,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: making a hurricane is such a it would be such
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: a risky thing.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really. The King Kong eggs are ready to hatch, sir.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't think HAARP was ever meant to
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: make hurricanes. And if it was, I really don't think
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: they're influencing elections with it. Also, if this was meant
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: to influence the election and they were doing it on purpose,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: why wouldn't they do it closer to the election? It's
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: October 10th as we record this. Motherfuckers are still going
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: to be able to vote in Florida.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll have little fucking rowboats and canoes and shit
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: by then or whatever they need.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll figure it out.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they just need to get the shit out of
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: their lungs. They'll get power back by then.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Again, I love it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: It's like if you're, well, if you live in a
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: black county, you got to show 16 forms of photo
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: ID and trace your lineage back to the Mayflower.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: If you live in a white county, it's a fucking
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: hurricane gun, son. Yeah.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: I'm about to blow your ass out of the voting pool, motherfucker.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Another thing I mentioned on that harp episode, there was
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: a point where the official website for harp said that
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: it was being used for defense purposes also, or for
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: military purposes. And they've since like scrubbed that from the website,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: but I found it on the way back machine. But
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I think people automatically take that to mean, oh, well,
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: they're going to control the weather to cause chaos around
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: the world. What if for defense purposes meant they were
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: looking into setting up like a Star Wars or Iron
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Dome kind of thing where if we get hit with
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: nuclear weapons, maybe we can use this array of fucking
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: space lasers to shoot them down?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: No, we wouldn't do that because that would make sense.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: What if it was like defending against other hurricanes, like
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: real hurricanes?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: We're going to send one of ours to go get it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, that'd be cool as shit.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I believe there was a guy who was like, oh, fuck.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: When I was setting the dials, I did the wrong ocean.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: I thought I had it set to India, but it
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: was Atlantic.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: That would also be funny. So, yeah, I just I
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: don't know. This is dumb. It's a dumb conspiracy. The
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: idea that this hurricane was created to influence the election
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: by Democrats and or Jews, both, who knows? It's dumb.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: It's just one of those conspiracies that makes you hate
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: to be a conspiracy theorist because it sort of just
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: is a turd in the punch bowl of the rest
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: of them. Most people think that they're all this, you know.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: So unfortunately, you have to go around pointing these ones
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: out and taking the time to read through a bunch
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: of uninteresting shit when you'd really rather be learning about
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: the shapeshifters and the cabals behind the decisions that run
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: the world.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: We're back to Jews. Now we're back to Jews.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. These are lizards, lizards. This is all
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: the David Icke thing.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: Well, we are like, no, the lizard people is an
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: anti-Semitic thing.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: David Icke believes they're lizards. I've read the whole John
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Ronson book. It's very interesting.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Like people, he's being maligned as an anti-Semite. And he's like, no,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about like with scales and eyes.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: So then if, so if they're actually like lizards, how
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: did they do in winter? Why don't they go to sleep?
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: They're cold blooded.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, we got to talk about the hollow earth theory.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, It's not hollow, per se, but honeycombed. And
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: in these caverns, different species.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Sorry, the hollow Earth?
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: That's the Earth that's filled with Gwen Stefani, which is
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: a much superior future I'd rather live in. But unfortunately,
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: it's full of lizards and giants and ice ogres and
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Nazi elf gods from aeons past, according to some people.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: How are we feeling about the hollow moon theory?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: That one is, well, they do say when the fucking
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: lander hit the surface, it rang like a bell.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: It's got to be light to be up there.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: And I guess there's Native American myths that say everything,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: but like they're, you know, actually I know them. They
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: told me this at fifth grade camp. There's like Native
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: American myths about like the day the moon appeared and
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: it's like, there wasn't a moon. And then one day
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: it was like DLC, like God added a patch, you know,
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: with the new moon.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Like make sure it didn't just float up from under
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: the turtle.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: The turtle laid an egg and it floated into the sky.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: So another conspiracy that's going around about this is the
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: FEMA money. FEMA apparently just gives you $ 750 if you
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: live in an area where something like this happens. And again,
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: we can politicize anything.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I got the Milton stimulus package, dude. Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: So people are turning this into a fucking politicized thing also.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Well, if I'm in the mob, I'm going like, how
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: do I have a P.O. box there last week?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: They do all this shit in the worst way.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Like I remember when I like right before I moved,
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: there was a real bad hurricane right around October because.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: That happens all the time. And they set up like
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: a place to give out FEMA money. We happen to
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: be shooting a film.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: It was like a half still functioning tuberculosis hospital and
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: half a shut down state mental hospital facility.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: That was abandoned and spooky as shit. And they had
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: FEMA in the parking lot of this flooded, shitty, hot
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: area of people waiting outside in the humid sun for
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: three hours to get a check from like a tent
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: that they put up in the parking lot. So it's very,
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: it's always been a shitty operation.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Sounds legit. I don't see the problem.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: One of the rumors going around about this or one
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: of the conspiracies is that this FEMA money is just
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: a loan. It's not. You have to pay it back.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Well, with taxes, you will, bitch.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. But yeah, the idea that think of
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: the logistics of just giving that money.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Didn't they do that with one of the hurricanes?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Hasn't this happened where they like give disaster grants and
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: then they're like, actually.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Well, I got a COVID grant and then I was like, oh, fuck,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: I have to pay that back. God damn it.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: COVID's a good example where they did do that. But
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: in this case, no, they just, you get, not only
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: do you get the $ 750, one of the other, I guess,
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: not conspiracies, but complaints about this is people are saying, oh,
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: you only get $ 750.
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not especially when there's no infrastructure, no job
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: to go back to, no power.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: But this is the first payment. And then you apply
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: to get further relief.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: It's like a month of hyperinflated bottled water prices.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: And it's going to, you know, it's very easy to
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: fill out five very confusing, nonsensical forms and not lose
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: them and figure out where to get them back to.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: And there's probably no Internet or power in a lot
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: of those places.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Like everything with the government, there's.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Just jump through this series of tinier and tinier hoops
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: above the bed of spikes.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just lost my food stamps because it was
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: two months of going back and forth and filing appeal
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: because I couldn't call them.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: And I was I don't have health insurance because it's
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: the Medicare and fucking what all the Obamacare websites are
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: impossible to use. I could not with all of my
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: fucking energy and figure it out.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: I wonder if one of the if that's their plan,
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: like by the end of it, I'm like, fuck it,
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: I'll just make more money.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: I'll figure it out.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Okay. I'm getting a real estate license.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going on a diet. I don't need, I don't
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: need money. I don't need food.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I'm going to see if my community college credits are
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: still active.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: This is untenable.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: I did see there's a documentary thing on, cause I
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: love a documentary is out of notes on Netflix that
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Bill Gates did, which some of it's weird, but they
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: had him try and fill out government forms for assistance.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: And he's like, Oh, this sucks. Like this is hard.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, Wow, this is a lot of
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: bullshit they make you do.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: What kind of Jimmy Fallon segment is this?
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: We're going to have Bill Gates apply for food stamps.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Do you qualify for general relief, Bill?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Bill Gates probably can't buy his own groceries. That guy's
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: been a billionaire for a thousand years.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he has robots.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I have to tap the card? Who came up with that? Yes.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: You did, Bill. Yeah, I was I was like.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: So skeptical about Netflix, like hagiography, like the six episode
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: thing where the whole point of it was like, what?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I'm just Bill Gates. And I think a lot of
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: really cool, reasonable stuff to make a TV show about it.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's so clearly like that
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Nickelback documentary, like self-produced as a good PR move.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Or the Hillary Clinton like Hulu thing where it's like
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: you're watching and you're like, did you win?
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: What am I watching? To his credit, though, Bill Gates
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: pulled one of my favorite rich guy stunts of all time.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Like I was watching an episode of Shark Tank recently
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: and Richard Branson drew a glass of water on Mark Cuban.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: And I was like, that's fucking rich right there.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Like you got fucking money if you're pulling a stunt
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: like that. Bill Gates at a TED talk once opened
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: a jar of mosquitoes and just unleashed them on the
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: crowd because he was giving a talk about malaria and
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: was like, poor people got to deal with this. You should, too.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: What do I feel like he had in his pantry already?
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: There's like a 16 row fucking rack of mosquito jars
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: that you can just.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: This is.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Johnny Knoxville, and here's malaria time.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I know. That's not a fucking TED Talk move. That's
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: a Batman movie.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: One of the other FEMA conspiracies going around about this,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: which this one is just so, so funny, is the
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: idea that the government is exclusively giving FEMA money to
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: undocumented immigrants. Just any suggestion that the government is doing
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: anything to make the life of undocumented immigrants better is disgusting. insane.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: The actual truth when it comes to FEMA payments is
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: the government is barred from giving these FEMA payments to
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: undocumented people. So even if you're in Florida, you're living there,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: this hurricane hit you the same as everyone else. You're
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: probably going to help rebuild it. Probably been paying taxes
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: that are going to go toward rebuilding it. You That's
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: how our government works. So the idea that either side
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: is actually good to immigrants is fucking clown shoes. Biden
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: and Obama both deported more people than Trump. There is
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: no side of this government that is cool when it
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: comes to immigrants. There's one side that's promising democracy. mass
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: deportations but.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: It's almost like it's all powerful people that have more
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: in common with each other than us and they benefit
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: from creating these false sides so we can fight about
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: shit that doesn't matter.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Every once in a while somebody comes along and says
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: well maybe at least we should stop kicking them so
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: much and some guy goes do.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: You know how much it would cost to stop kicking them.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: My grandfather kicked him and my father kicked him and
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: I'll be goddamned.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I got all these cool kicking supplies. We already built
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: a tank to take him back to Mexico in.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: The Border Patrol, by the way, has all the shit
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: from underneath the Batman laboratory in the first fucking Christopher
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Bale Batman movie, like the crawler and all this shit.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: This is the thing Trump said at a rally recently.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: He said the Biden administration, quote, stole the FEMA money
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: just like they stole it from a bank so they
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: could give it to their illegal immigrants that they want
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: to have vote for them this season. And, quote, fucking what?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: He's the one that defunded FEMA. That's the thing. He's
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: trying to he's literally like they took it. It wasn't
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: they took it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: And there's such a disconnect here. You see this with
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: every argument that, oh, they're letting illegal immigrants register to vote.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: It's always in states that are so heavily Republican. There's
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: no fucking way. they would let illegal immigrants vote. Case
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: in point, you think Ron DeSantis' goddamn Florida is going
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: to let 1.2 million undocumented immigrants vote? Ron DeSantis' Florida
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  Speaker 3: is going to let that happen?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 5: They just tried to shut down my friend's friend festival
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: that she runs because they thought it was pornographic because
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: it had adult.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Plays and they wanted to not spend on the arts.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Florida's not going to enable this shit.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: It's like a third-generation Puerto Rican guy with a passport
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: that was kind of wet showed up to be like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: it's fake.
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  Speaker 1: Kill him.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: How would this even go down? You would see it
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: on the news. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Even if they did vote, it's not going to, the
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: first election I ever voted in was the hanging chance.
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  Speaker 2: That was my county.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: That's an epic, oh shit, really? That's crazy.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my first election experience. It was like,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: oh wow, that's like probably.
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  Speaker 5: And the ironic thing is that county, the one at
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: West Palm Beach, it's so full of retirement communities.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: That's like saying I hit the T9 pad for Kelly
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Clarkson on American Idol.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you were there.
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  Speaker 5: Again, I'm very old, but young. You had to poke through.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: So you had to poke through the paper. That's how
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: you voted. And it's just full of elderly people that
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: I guess couldn't push hard enough.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: They just dented the paper, really?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they like couldn't break the paper. Was the most
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: reasonable explanation.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: One of the things that should tell you how insane
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: the idea that FEMA money is going to undocumented immigrants
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: in Florida, Ron DeSantis' own office came out And issued
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: a statement and was like, no, that's not happening. That's
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: not like when Ron DeSantis.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Pants down the fear mongering.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's, you know, this shit's not happening.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, how would they even find them? They don't
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: have any documents. How do they know where they are?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Are they just going to a Home Depot parking lot?
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: They're like, hey, guys.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, you got to take
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: his word for it. There's no document to consult.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: So this is a quote from former FEMA director Craig Fugatti.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, kick-ass meme.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: This is not a Fugati shirt.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Quote, how many times do you have to say it's
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: not true? FEMA can only spend money that has been
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: authorized and appropriated by Congress. You can't spend money on
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: anything that Congress hasn't appropriated money for, and you cannot
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: spend it in any way other than what you're authorized
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: to spend it. End quote. And reminder, the Congress is
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Republican-controlled right now, so they know. what FEMA money they've
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: signed off on and where it's going. And I get
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: the argument that, well, this guy, he's part of FEMA.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: He's not going to tell you the truth. FEMA is
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: not the fucking CIA. They're not an intelligence agency.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: No, it's not even all the money we're spending on
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: the private health care of all the government workers and
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: the congresspeople that we don't get.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: And so, of course, this has turned into threats against meteorologists.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Of course, the obvious.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I got a bad forecast for you, buddy. We're expecting pain.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Someone called a TV station. We'll link to a bunch
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: of articles. One of the articles I read, someone called
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: a TV station and asked to speak to the person
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: in charge of stopping the hurricane.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Even if the.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Jews are controlling the weather, even if there's a government
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: thing that controls the weather, where do you get to
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: the point where you think the meteorologists are in on it?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: You think the news reporters make the news stories that
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: they report?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I feel so bad for these meteorologists.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: They literally do the softest, most nerdcore job.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: It's literally it's like math journalism.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: They're just reporting like a series of number values in
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: a way that's valuable and meaningful to your outfit that day.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: You don't call the sports reporter and threaten to kill
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: them because the bill's lost.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: That makes more sense to me. There's an unhinged part
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: of that culture. This is weather.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: This is getting nuts about, I don't know, the freeway closures.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: That makes more sense.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: And yeah, FEMA's getting it really bad. FEMA is where
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: a lot of the Jews are behind this. is coming from.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what FEMA stands for? Feinstein, Epstein.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Manischewitz.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: And the threats against FEMA, they're all over the place.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: One post said that FEMA employees would be shot if they, quote,
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Continue blocking and seizing aid.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: What?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: And then another post called for militias to resist FEMA
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: if they show up. So do you want their help
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: or not? Are you mad that they're taking aid or
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: are you mad that they're bringing you aid? Sounds like everything.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Dressed up like a 1976 colonial minute man.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: We're here to take on the fire department.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: The thing that sucks is FEMA actually does deserve a
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: lot of criticism as someone that's seen them fumble hurricanes
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: since Katrina. You know, they do fuck shit up. They
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: are not good at what they do. But this is
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: not helping. And this is not criticism that's going to
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: lead to anything. You're like, oh, we don't like how
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: you handle it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: So we're going to destroy you. Now you'll never handle
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: it again.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: What's the end goal?
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: One of the things that really sucks here, I know
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: it's tempting to be like, oh, well, this is just funny.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: These redneck fucks are just not going to accept money
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: from FEMA and they're going to die of a hurricane
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: that shouldn't have killed them. But those people have families
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: who are impacted by these decisions, too. And I don't
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: want some rednecks fucking five-year-old dying because dad is too
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: much of a conspiracy theorist to get FEMA money. Like,
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: that's what makes shit like this sad, is It's going
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: to impact all the people around them. It's another example
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: of poor people acting against their own best interest.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: Do you think FEMA started the rumor so that people
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: wouldn't ask them for too much help?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: If we put it out there that the Jews are
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: behind this, guess who's not getting a lot of service?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Guys, I don't know if we can handle helping all
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: these people. So let's make half of them not.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Want our help.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and there was one last rumor about FEMA that
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: went around during Hurricane Helene that if they showed up,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: they were just there to get the lithium deposits that
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: are buried under your house. So don't.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: We got lithium?
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to go dig under my house and
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: find that fucking lithium and sell it to China. So
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I think that's our episode. This is a dumb conspiracy.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: So this is going to be a shorter episode than usual. Samantha, Connor.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Thank you both for doing the pod. I appreciate it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: This seems like a wonderful time to plug shit with
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: so many people in Florida struggling so much right now.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Listen to my solo podcast in broad daylight. It's everywhere
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: podcasts are at. Samantha, what do you got to plug?
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm at Sam's Sweets, like candy sweets. not hotels,
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: on Instagram and TikTok and whatever, Sam's Sweets.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: I'm at OnlySams, with two E's, O-N-L-E-E, Sam's, on OnlyFans.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: And I love, I always get one or two followers
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: from your podcast and they're so sweet.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I thought you were funny and now I get to
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: see your tits. I'm like, awesome. That works out for
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: all of us.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Connor, what do you got to plug?
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: I'll be at the Orlando Improv October 14th and 15th
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: handing out paper towels and canned goods, portable stoves.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: We have some, what are those things called, Adam? Thermal blankets? Sure. Shiny.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Shiny blankets that.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Are really warm for like emergencies. If you want one
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: of those, I got you. And if you do have electricity,
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: you should listen to the Mean Boys podcast. We're back
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: with new episodes. It's a scripted comedy podcast. None of
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: this just sitting around shooting the breeze crap. We show
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: up with material and jokes and sketches and games and
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: a whole cavalcade of entertainment, all for your convenient enjoyment.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Some of your favorite guests you might know from this program.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Most of our listeners are people that remember the Randall
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Maynard fight from back in the day anyway. So a
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: sort of Jefferson spinoff of the whole unpopular opinion oeuvre.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: And I think that's it. Let's get the fuck out
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: of here. Samantha, say goodbye.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Bye-bye.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Connor, say goodbye.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, he's speaking hurricane.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Goodbye, everybody. We love you.