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PJ Day at work for adults 2 and I can see your crack · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, you're right.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_02: We got a text message that you would look like a leopard if you wore your pajamas to uh work.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_01: I've got this this leopard onesie.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: This was That's what I'm talking about.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: This was That's what I'm saying.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want your nasty ass sweatpants that you just ran to Walmart to get bacon in and you also slept in.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm talking if we're doing adult PJ day, it's gotta be a onesie, or I get to wear that flowy long nightgown like the 1800s with the floppy hat.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: You just want to be Ebenezer's cruise.
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  SPEAKER_01: And by the way, airing it out.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, there's nothing underneath that.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: There's nothing wrong with airing it out.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_02: Man, what a pain in the ass it must have been, though, to take a leak if you're a guy.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: Why?
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: Because, well, that thing was like wearing a set of drapes.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: You know, the guy, the the long, uh old the the old timing man uh PJ or not pajamas that looks like a giant nightgown.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: You have to like pull up like 70, 17 pounds of material just to get your wang out.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: I wasn't even thinking that because with women we sit down, so we would just pull it up like we'd pull up a.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: But then you'd have like an inflatable around you, you know.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: But I love the idea of the leopard onesies.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I have one, and it is it's got a hood and everything.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's got the little feeties and whatnot.
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  SPEAKER_02: You actually wore it here once somewhere over the past 20 years for something ridiculous we were doing.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was an endorsement that we did, and I can't remember if it was like IlovmyPajamas.com or something.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: Something stupid like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: So not only do I have this leopard onesie, but it has my name embroidered on it.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, even better.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: You come along with your own name tag at work.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: I thought you got pajamas too that year.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: You didn't?
• 1:33
  unknown: No.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what I uh no, I don't remember what what I got there.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_02: But either way, alright.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: So my idea of since the schools do pajama day, and I don't know when that's gonna happen this year, but they do it, you know.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-yeah.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_02: Then why as adults can we not, you know?
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_02: But apparently you've shot that one down.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, well, speaking of your ass hanging out, um, the uh uh did did uh Zach have on the Philadelphia Eagles game yesterday at any point, do you know?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, the because that was the earlier game, right?
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that was at one o'clock.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: Jeez, was it?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think so because he was in the middle of moving some stuff, so he had like some one of his dudes came over.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: I made this big pot of chili because they were all moving and everything.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: And at one point they stopped at the house, and one of them was watching it on his phone.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: So this was like kind of midday.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: I so I didn't really catch much because it was just, you know, it was like phone audio, and he I guess I saw him sitting there like looking down.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and when you're moving too and you're taking that break eating something and all that, you're like, no words, please.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: Just let me let me relax for a minute.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly, exactly.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that being said, then you miss this uh because it turns out that uh during yesterday's game, one of the Eagles receivers had his white uniform pants pulled down uh by the play.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: So it was pass interference.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_00: Defense number 24.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: They call that pass interference?
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, if anything, I think it would be illegal contact on pulling his pants down before the ball was in the air.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: I checked the weather forecast.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: It said nothing about a full moon is.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: Momentum.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: I want to see the dump truck on this.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know what?
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's honestly just the top.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a little crack.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's all it is.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's really nothing made.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: If you have VHD broadcast, you get tons of crack.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait a second.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, there's Oh man.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_01: Because the picture I'm looking up right now, they have a little peach emoji that's covering it up.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: So I can't even come on, we've all seen an ass crack before.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_02: Ask a plumber to stop by.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: I just oh wait, wait, wait.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: I found one.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: I found one.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: All right, hold on a second.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're right, it's about halfway.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yes.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: It's enough that I can put my finger down there.