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Hour 2: Are Mamdani and Trump good friends now? · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: It's still marks among show on seven tenor.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hey, got a lot to talk about this our
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  Speaker 2: New Jersey. Hew, do you get rid of Phil Murphy?
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  Speaker 2: How do we get rid of Phil Murphy? We have
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  Speaker 2: to call it an exterminator extra system. This guy just
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  Speaker 2: doesn't leave. He's term limited out, but here he is.
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  Speaker 2: He's all over the place talking about this and that.
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  Speaker 2: He's on some aipprom, this program that's go away. He
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  Speaker 2: was governor for eight years, got absolutely nothing accomplished. At
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  Speaker 2: the end of his eight years, it's still the ridiculously
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  Speaker 2: high taxes. Things are still out of control in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing got fixed. The budget is totally out of control,
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  Speaker 2: and here he is sounding off.
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  Speaker 3: You wake up in the second Trump administration trying to
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  Speaker 3: balance two opposite realities. Number one, always standing up for
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  Speaker 3: our values, our communities under attack. On the other hand,
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  Speaker 3: you're trying, like heck to start World War three with
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  Speaker 3: these guys in Washington.
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  Speaker 2: What a blowheart? Standing up for your values? What are
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  Speaker 2: your values? Ridiculously high taxes, unbelievably high property tax, a
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  Speaker 2: budget that's quadruple what it should be, wasting money, bloat, fraud,
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  Speaker 2: that your values are fighting for the guy will not
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  Speaker 2: go away. Doesn't he have a big gavilla in Italy?
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  Speaker 2: Go there, leave us alone for a while. Hey, it's
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  Speaker 2: a three day weekend. Monday is Martin Luther King Day.
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  Speaker 2: I think Curtis will be here filling in for me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: on Monday, Martin Luther King Day. That'll be great. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: the movie Marty Supreme. It's a great movie. It's doing
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  Speaker 2: very very well. I think it's up to about ninety
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  Speaker 2: million at the box office already. A phenomenal movie. If
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  Speaker 2: you haven't seen it, go see Marty Supreme. You love it. Now.
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  Speaker 2: There was a real Marty Supreme And if you check
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  Speaker 2: out my Instagram today, there's a picture of me with him.
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  Speaker 2: We were good friends back in the nineties. The real
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  Speaker 2: Marty Supreme was a guy named Marty Reisman, and he
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  Speaker 2: was the world champion ping pong player, Champion of the
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  Speaker 2: world in the fifties and sixties, and now when I
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  Speaker 2: knew it was later in the nineties, but he was
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  Speaker 2: retired from all that, but he was still he ran
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  Speaker 2: like a little ping pong center and he would go
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  Speaker 2: around doing exhibitions. And if you go on YouTube, you
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  Speaker 2: can find a couple of David Letterman appearances where he'd
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  Speaker 2: do some ping pong tricks. Now in real life he
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  Speaker 2: was not. I mean, in the movie there's gangsters and
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  Speaker 2: gunshots and car chases, and I don't think a lot
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  Speaker 2: took place in real life. But Marty supreme, phenomenal movie.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to see what the real guy look like,
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  Speaker 2: check it out. I got a picture of me and
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  Speaker 2: him on my Instagram. Mark Simone NYC at Instagram. And
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  Speaker 2: what is this big Instagram trend going on right now
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  Speaker 2: twenty sixteen with the hashtag everybody it's Facebook too, You're
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  Speaker 2: supposed to put up pictures of you pictures from twenty sixteen.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I don't know where, cape why,
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  Speaker 2: just because it's ten years ago. Was there something special
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  Speaker 2: about two and sixteen? No, actually there was. That was
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  Speaker 2: the year Donald Trump won the presidency. But I think
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  Speaker 2: it's just like the new throwback Thursday, which is long gone,
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  Speaker 2: but this is like the new version. So hey, Sean
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  Speaker 2: Hannity last night, Great Show. He had ro Kanna on,
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  Speaker 2: who a lot of people think has a shot at
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty eight being the Democratic nominee. But it didn't
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  Speaker 2: go well for roe Kanna because there he was yelling
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  Speaker 2: and screaming, renee good, renee good, renee good, renee good.
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  Speaker 2: And then Sean said, wait a minute. You know you've
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  Speaker 2: had so many American citizens killed by illegals? Can you
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  Speaker 2: name one of them? Do you know their names? Can
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  Speaker 2: you name us? And he couldn't. It looked quite flustered
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  Speaker 2: by the question, and it was more of those sorts
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  Speaker 2: of questions and the guy looked totally unprepared. It was
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  Speaker 2: not a great moment, but there were people thinking to
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  Speaker 2: him as the twenty twenty eight guy, not so much
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  Speaker 2: after last night. Gavin Newsom, if you think he's the
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  Speaker 2: leader in twenty twenty eight, he's upset a lot of Democrats.
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  Speaker 2: Now he does this ridiculous podcast. You know, you're the
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  Speaker 2: governor of California. You're supposed to be busy, not supposed
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  Speaker 2: to have time to do a podcast. And he invites
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  Speaker 2: conservatives on, which is good. That's good, give him credit.
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  Speaker 2: He has a conservatives on on people from all points
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  Speaker 2: of view. But it was Ben Shapiro, who's a very
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  Speaker 2: smart guy. Shapiro's got like an IQ, like one ninety
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  Speaker 2: and they start talking about trans and Shapiro starts to
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  Speaker 2: get into you know, a man can't actually be a woman.
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  Speaker 2: He can identify a so a man can't actually be
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  Speaker 2: a woman. And then he starts confronting Newsome, would you
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  Speaker 2: agree with? And then Newsom upset a lot of Democrats
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  Speaker 2: because he just dodged the question. He just danced around
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  Speaker 2: it and would not answer the question, which if you
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  Speaker 2: want to win a Democratic primary, isn't right you go
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  Speaker 2: to You can't be that much of a you know,
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  Speaker 2: a diplomat. Democrats don't like that. You just avoided and
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  Speaker 2: the question Shapiro kept trying to pin him down, knew
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  Speaker 2: him afraid to take a side on it, upsetting a
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  Speaker 2: lot of Democrats. You know, the problem is with Democrats,
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  Speaker 2: and Shapiro got into this. You know, it's simply scientific.
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  Speaker 2: You're either born a man or a woman. If you're
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  Speaker 2: born a man, you can't decide you're a woman. It
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  Speaker 2: goes against science. And the problem with Newsom is he
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  Speaker 2: couldn't He didn't want to respond. But wasn't it The
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  Speaker 2: Democrats were always yelling at you to you have to
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  Speaker 2: believe the science. When it comes to climate change. You're
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  Speaker 2: not allowed to argue with the science. The science is
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  Speaker 2: something you cannot deny. Well, here they are denying it
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  Speaker 2: when it comes to whether you're a man or a woman. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: speaking of climate change, apparently it's over. There's no more
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  Speaker 2: climate change. Apparently it is over. People think that that's
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  Speaker 2: been shown now because Kamala Harris, as you, as we
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  Speaker 2: mentioned the other day, just purchased an eight million dollar
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  Speaker 2: mansion in Malibu right on the Pacific Ocean, right on
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  Speaker 2: the water. It's like two inches from the water, right
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  Speaker 2: on the beach. So people take that as a sign
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  Speaker 2: there because she was the one yelling and screaming about
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  Speaker 2: climate change or the sea level is gonna rise, the
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  Speaker 2: beaches will be eroded. So the fact that she spent
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  Speaker 2: and for her, that's a lot of money. Eight million.
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  Speaker 2: You know, if it's Bill Gates, you could find that
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  Speaker 2: much eight You can find eight million under his sofa cushion.
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  Speaker 2: But for her, it's an enormous part of her savings.
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  Speaker 2: So if she spent that on a house literally right
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  Speaker 2: on the ocean, apparently climate change is over. You don't
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  Speaker 2: have to worry about it anymore. So that's wonderful news. Hey, mom, Donnie,
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  Speaker 2: you know text back and forth with Donald Trump. So
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  Speaker 2: this is a it's good. It's good that they keep
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  Speaker 2: in touch. It's good that he has this relationship with Trump,
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  Speaker 2: because Trump knows how to play these guys. He'll kind
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  Speaker 2: of woo this guy a little, you know, mom Donnie,
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  Speaker 2: He'll express himself to Trump. Trump knows how to uh
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  Speaker 2: hang on. Trump knows how to eventually win these guys
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  Speaker 2: over to a certain extent. So a reporter confronts mont
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  Speaker 2: Donnie at texting Trump.
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  Speaker 1: It's been reported, I believe by axious to give credit
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  Speaker 1: where credit is due, that you have been texting with
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  Speaker 1: President Trump. I'm wondering if you can confirm that. And then,
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  Speaker 1: more broadly, this is that moment where New Yorkers are
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  Speaker 1: looking at you and saying, mister mayor, what can you
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  Speaker 1: do relative to the relationship with President Trump to alleviate
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  Speaker 1: some of these concerns?
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  Speaker 2: So what can you do, sir?
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  Speaker 4: I will continue to make the case for New York City,
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  Speaker 4: And I think That's been at the heart of every
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  Speaker 4: conversation that I've had with the President, whether it's in
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  Speaker 4: the Oval office or through the handful of texts and
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  Speaker 4: calls that we've exchanged. It's always about making the case
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  Speaker 4: for this city.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So they do text back and forth. And I
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  Speaker 2: was asked how much.
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  Speaker 5: Really quickly, how often do you text with Donald Trump?
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  Speaker 6: Are you guys texting like every day?
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  Speaker 4: We've exchanged a handful of text.
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  Speaker 2: Messages, A handful. I would say it's ten, probably ten
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  Speaker 2: times they've texted back and forth, but that's in just
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  Speaker 2: a few weeks, so it's a couple of times a
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  Speaker 2: week they text back and forth.
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  Speaker 4: And whenever I reach out to the President or the
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  Speaker 4: President reaches out to me, I always make the case
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  Speaker 4: for our city. And this is in line with what
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  Speaker 4: I've said over the course of the campaign as I
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  Speaker 4: ran to become the mayor, is that wherever there is
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  Speaker 4: a possibility to advance an agenda that would benefit New Yorkers,
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  Speaker 4: I would take that opportunity to speak directly to the President.
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  Speaker 4: And wherever there's disagreement, I will also be frank and
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  Speaker 4: honest about that disagreement.
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  Speaker 2: All right now, And this is the first part again.
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  Speaker 4: And whenever I reach out to the President or the
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  Speaker 4: President reaches out to me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's interesting. Sometimes it's the President contacts him
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  Speaker 2: by text, but sometimes he reaches out to the president,
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  Speaker 2: so it's not just President Trump chasing him as he admits.
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  Speaker 4: And whenever I reach out to the President of the president.
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  Speaker 2: Reaches sometimes he starts the conversation, which means he's trying
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  Speaker 2: to keep this relationship going with President Trump. Now I
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  Speaker 2: hope he's not listening. But here's some insight info. A
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  Speaker 2: lot of people this time around have the president's cell phone.
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  Speaker 2: This term, he has given a cell phone number to
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  Speaker 2: everybody who wants it. Everybody knows or runs into. Every
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  Speaker 2: reporter has his cell number now, and if he texts
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  Speaker 2: back and forth, if you text him or he texts you,
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  Speaker 2: now I can understand, Ma'm donnie texted him. He is
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  Speaker 2: the most powerful guy in the world. Of course you'd
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  Speaker 2: love having this relationship with him. But why would Trump
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  Speaker 2: text him? Well, he's just playing him a little. But
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  Speaker 2: it's probably the Trump is watching TV. Watches a lot
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  Speaker 2: of TV, and if all of a sudden there's something
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  Speaker 2: about Mam Donnie on the screen, he is, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that guy, let me text him something. So he's kind
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  Speaker 2: of stringing him along. Now, if you can text the President,
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  Speaker 2: he texts you back. That's good. You've got a little
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  Speaker 2: relationship with the president. But when you're really friendly with
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  Speaker 2: the president, you're getting calls from him. He usually sometimes
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  Speaker 2: it's during the week, he'll give you a call. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: it's late at night he'll give you a call. But
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  Speaker 2: a lot of times it's Saturday morning and Sunday morning.
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  Speaker 2: He loves to make a lot of calls because Saturday
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  Speaker 2: and Sunday he's not working. He's not in the Oval office.
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  Speaker 2: He's up in the residence, or many times he's in
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  Speaker 2: Palm Beach. He's gonna play golf later, like eleven o'clock,
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  Speaker 2: he's gonna go play golf. But from eight in the
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  Speaker 2: morning to eleven, he's watching TV. But a lot of
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  Speaker 2: times he makes a lot of phone calls on a
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  Speaker 2: Saturday morning to friends of his in New York, to
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  Speaker 2: friends of his around the country, just to check in people.
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  Speaker 2: He likes to hear what they got to say, if
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  Speaker 2: they got any advice, if they got any opinions, or
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  Speaker 2: some of them. He calls because he wants to know
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  Speaker 2: what's going on in your business, your city. You're friends
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  Speaker 2: of his people he's known. So that's the good news, Mom,
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  Speaker 2: Donnie's not getting any of these Saturday morning phone calls.
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  Speaker 2: You know. The text is like a minute or two
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  Speaker 2: back and forth. If you call him and you get
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  Speaker 2: him in the Oval office. If he answers the call,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to have two or three minutes on the phone.
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  Speaker 2: If you get one of those Saturday morning calls, you're
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  Speaker 2: going to have ten minutes, twenty minutes. That's a long
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  Speaker 2: time with the President of the United States. So Mom,
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  Speaker 2: Donnie has got the lowest level of relationship right now
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  Speaker 2: with Trump. But I think he's just stringing him along,
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  Speaker 2: keeping him on the fishing, you know, on the line.
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  Speaker 2: At some point he may want to reel him in
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  Speaker 2: a little but not yet. So now Maria Machado, she's
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  Speaker 2: the opposition leader in Venezuela. She's the one that got
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  Speaker 2: the Nobel Prize. You know, she's out of Venezuela and
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  Speaker 2: she'd like to come back and be the leader. Trump
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  Speaker 2: has a lot of respect for her. She was at
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  Speaker 2: the White House yesterday. From what I hear, he's not
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  Speaker 2: sure she'd be good as the leader of Venezuela. She's
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  Speaker 2: very is nothing wrong with her, just they don't know
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  Speaker 2: that she has the clout or the gravitas or the
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  Speaker 2: law of the Venezuelan and people to be a believed.
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  Speaker 2: But she wants to be there so she visited the
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  Speaker 2: President yesterday. She won the Nobel Peace Prize Maria Machado,
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  Speaker 2: and she gave President Trump the Nobel Prize. It's the
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  Speaker 2: actual medallion. You can't give the Nobel Prize to somebody,
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  Speaker 2: Like if you're an Oscar winner, you could give your
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  Speaker 2: Oscar to somebody, say here, you keep this in your house,
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  Speaker 2: put it on your mantle, but they're not an Oscar winner.
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  Speaker 2: You're still the Oscar winner. So she gave him the
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  Speaker 2: Nobel Prize Nobel Committee, which is it's a very partisan
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  Speaker 2: left wing award. You have to be a left wing
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  Speaker 2: Democrat to win a Nobel Prize. It's the most partisan
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  Speaker 2: award in the world. Remember Barack Obama, when he got
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  Speaker 2: elected president, was immediately given the award. He hadn't even
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  Speaker 2: taken office yet. He then literally has done nothing and
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  Speaker 2: he gets the award. It is a Democrat. Jimmy Carter
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  Speaker 2: completely screws up the whole world and gets a Nobel Prize.
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  Speaker 2: He's a Democrat. Trump settles the Six Wars so far,
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  Speaker 2: no prize. You can't get it if you're a Republican,
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  Speaker 2: if you're George Bush, if you're H. W. Bush, Reagan
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  Speaker 2: you're not getting a Nobel Prize. Trump knows that, so
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  Speaker 2: that's why he loves to needle them. So she gave
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  Speaker 2: him the Nobel Price. He's put it in I think
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  Speaker 2: ut least I heard he put it in the dining room.
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  Speaker 2: It's in a beautiful frame. The Nobel Committee immediately put
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  Speaker 2: out a statement, official statement. He may have the medallion,
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  Speaker 2: but that does not mean he has a Nobel Prize,
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  Speaker 2: and he does not. So here's machalla. You say, I
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  Speaker 2: present the President of.
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  Speaker 6: The United States the medal of the Noble Priest Prize.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's been a beautiful frame. It's sitting in
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  Speaker 2: the White House. But again again it does not count
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  Speaker 2: as an actual Nobel Price. But it's good that it's
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  Speaker 2: in the White House and that Trump has it just
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  Speaker 2: to needle that committee. Hey, you know who was at
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  Speaker 2: the White House yesterday? They kept it very quiet. Chuck
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  Speaker 2: Schumer came to the White House for a private meeting
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  Speaker 2: with Donald President Trump invited Schumer to the White House.
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  Speaker 2: They wanted to talk about funding for New York City,
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  Speaker 2: you know, for that gateway tunnel and project Schumer wanted.
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  Speaker 2: Does Schumer hate Trump? Well, he doesn't love Trump, but
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  Speaker 2: you know, they've known each other for forty years. These
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  Speaker 2: two guys, they're both real New York guys. The first term,
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  Speaker 2: whenever you saw Schumer with Trump, Schumer was so dismissive
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  Speaker 2: of Trump. And you got to remember, if you're mister
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  Speaker 2: king of politics, king of d C, or the Senate
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  Speaker 2: leader for a million years and a total amateur guy
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  Speaker 2: gets elected, you resent this guy. In any business. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's like like we hate all the podcasters, you know,
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  Speaker 2: these amateur housewives who do podcasts. We can't stand this.
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  Speaker 2: We're all professionals to see an amateur do it. So
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  Speaker 2: it's the same thing with Schumer. When he had to
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  Speaker 2: sit in the Oval office, he says, I'm a professional.
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing this thirty years. This guy total amateur.
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  Speaker 2: He's the president. I got to talk. You could see
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  Speaker 2: it in the way he talked to him in the
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  Speaker 2: first term. It's different now and now he's come to
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  Speaker 2: respect Trump as a politician. He realizes this guy's more
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  Speaker 2: of a politician, more skilled politically than he is, so
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  Speaker 2: he talks to him differently now. But they had a
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  Speaker 2: meeting yesterday. I don't know how it went, but I
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  Speaker 2: think you can take away something from the fact that
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  Speaker 2: Schumer has kept it very very very quiet, Schumer not
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  Speaker 2: saying a word about it. So it's pretty interesting, I
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  Speaker 2: guess because he doesn't want his followers to know that
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  Speaker 2: he's sitting there being nice to Trump. But for all
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  Speaker 2: your Democrats out there, Schumer was in the White House
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  Speaker 2: yesterday closing up to Trump being his buddy. Anyway, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: we'll take some calls in a minute. Eight hundred three
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  Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to Kenny and
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  Speaker 2: Queen's Kenny. How you doing, Kenny?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Hi, Mark. The day with Obama deport and everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I have a different name every time. Yeah, he's saying, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: No, Well, Obama had those were encounters at the border
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  Speaker 6: there they counted with those states.
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  Speaker 2: He did the porter.
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  Speaker 6: He wanted to do the Dream Act with Rubio and
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  Speaker 6: Hillary and all of them.
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually Obama was a big deporter. He used ice
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  Speaker 2: right out in the streets, got two point five million
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  Speaker 2: and deported them. But he didn't. You can't. You can't believe,
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  Speaker 2: you can't. This is the fact. The two point five
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  Speaker 2: million deported. He did then carve out an exception for
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  Speaker 2: the kids. They called it the dreamers, the dreamers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they carved out an exception for them, uh, and allowed
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  Speaker 2: them to stay. So he did use ice all over
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  Speaker 2: the streets. They rounded up two point five million illegals
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  Speaker 2: and support him. But he did have those carve outs,
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  Speaker 2: those exceptions. But this whole idea of ice in the
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  Speaker 2: streets of our cities grabbing people, this was actually invented
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  Speaker 2: by Obama, who does have a legitimate plagiarism suit now
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: against Trump for stealing his program. Let's go to Mike
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: in Florida. Mike, how you doing, good morning, Mark, Yes, Mike.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: So recently the Golden Globes, another rewards showed that these
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: celebrities showed themselves every few weeks, which, by the way,
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: no legal aliens were ever allowed into. You know, they
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: all and these musicians they're constantly talking about Trump is
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: stealing democracy and the royal he's a dictator. Meanwhile, you know,
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: nothing ever happens. But you've worked in show business for
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: a very long time and you've known many of these people,
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: and they've always been liberal. I understand that, but have
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: they ever been Is this wacky? Is in your memory?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: No, they're completely out of control, them completely out of control.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: That's they've become more and more childish and the more
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: and more division. And uh, let's be honest. Trump doesn't
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: exactly tone it down. He knows how to really poke
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: them and prod them and get them even crazier.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: He does, and he's and he's very adept at it,
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: you know. And I mean Nixon they drove them crazy,
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: not the way Trump does it. They you know, they
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: just didn't like Nixon in the same you know, sort
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: of you know, vituperative way they don't like Trump. But
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: Trump pokes back and that's what's I think, that's what
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: they're not used to. Republican and advantage.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Well, we're very lucky to live through these times. It's
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: fascinating to watch this all happened, Mike, Thanks for Colin.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: You know, if you watch these a crazy CNN MSS
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: whatever it's called, if you're watching yesterday, you know they
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: stopped a couple people in Minneapolis and asked them for ID.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: They were after an illegal, criminal illegal, and when they
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: go into the guy's house. Christy Noman explained it in
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: other words, if you're with this illegal, they want to
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: see your papers to make sure you're not also illegally
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: at for instance.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Every single action that our ice officers take is according
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: to the law and following protocols that we have used
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: for years that this administration has used that the previous
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: administration used.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well this somewhere she explains this. She said, We're
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: not asking anybody, and everybody shows their papers. It's just
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: if we got a criminal illegal and you're with them,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: we just got to know that e're a citizen. So
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: on CNN, on all the networks and all the left
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: wing shows that yelling and screaming this is America. You
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: should never be forced to show ID. Well, first of all,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I think you'll legally have to carry ID with you.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Second of all, and I've been a guest on CNN,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: I've been a guest on MSNBC. You know, to be
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: a guest, you have to show them ID to get
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: into the building. If you go over to MSNBC or
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: if you go over to CNN. You don't just take
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: out you have to have a driver's life. You have
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: to have a photo ID. You not only show it
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: to them, they take it and they stick it in
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: this little slot where they take a photograph it. They
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: photograph your driver's license and keep it. And if you
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: want to get to the New York Times building, if
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: you want to get in any of these left wing buildings,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: you got to show photo ID to get in. So
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: talk about the ultimate hypocrisy. Anyway, we got Oh, you know,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: he'll be with us next Jackie Martling, Jackie the joke Man,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: the great comedian, and lots to talk to him about.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: And we'll get to that in a moment on seven
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: to ten w R lest On seven.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Ten WR, it's more of the Marsimon show.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Well, Jackie Martlin, great comedian, Jackie the joke Man, who,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: by the way, this coming Thursday next week will be
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: appearing at the Manhasset Cinemas. That's actually a great movie theater,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: man Hasset, Long Island, Thursday night. He'll be there. You
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: can get a personalized video go to cameo dot com
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: slash Jackie Martlin. You can go to his website jokeland
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: dot com. Jackie Martling, how you doing.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Not be better?
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: Mark? Everything is wonderful and you sound good, don't It's
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: almost spring. Two more minutes, it'll be spring.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Oh that's yeah, that's good. Now this Manhasset Cinemas. It's
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: a great movie theater. It's one of the few movie
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: theaters with a liquor license. But what are you gonna
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: be doing at a movie theater?
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Well, they switched it around. It's a performance space. My
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: old friend Jeff Krasner has a come on to take
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: take care of it. I think I'm the first comedian
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: that's working there. But it's a it's a great stage place.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: You know, a lot of these theaters make perfect comedy clubs,
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the Paramount and Huntington. Wasn't that a movie theater?
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: No, No, that it sounds like it, but no, that wasn't.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: But you know, like the patch Hog Theater.
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: Players like that were great, you know.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: But I'm excited, all right, So the girls in the movies,
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: and she says to her.
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: Date Ralphe, the guy next.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: To me is masturbating. This is ignore them. She's like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: can't he's using my hands?
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: So a doctor calls one of his elderly patients. He says,
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: how you feeling, mister Beurford.
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: You know, doc, I feel fine, but you know it's
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: the damnedest thing. Every night when I get up to
• 22:13
  Speaker 8: pee and I open up the bathroom door, the light
• 22:16
  Speaker 8: goes on from me automatically.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Well, a doctor's worried that the old guy's getting a
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: little senile, so he calls the guy's son, and the
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: son's wife fancies He says, missus Bedford, I'm a little concerned.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: About your father in Lord.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Seems when he gets up in the middle of the
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: night to Europe to urinate and he opens the bathroom door,
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: he claims the light goes on automatically, and she says, hey,
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Ernie pops peeing in the refrigerator again. But there's the
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: question mark, what should you do if there's a pitbull
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: humping your leg?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I hate to ask, but what.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: Let him finish?
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: So a guy comes home from work and his wife, Honey,
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: I got good news and bad news. You know, listen,
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: I'm in no mood for any more bad news.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: Just give me the good news. She says.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: The landscaper is in sterile.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Terribley something You've been on the show for what thirty years?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: You've told you've done fifty million appearances. I've never heard
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: your repeated joke. Where the hell do all these jokes?
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: Well, I go deeper.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: I go deep in my files and I find them
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: and they're from forever.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: You know, I got.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: I got a ridiculous amount of jokes. If if anybody's
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: interested in how it goes about, I have a documentary
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: on Amazon Prime called joke Man, and you can see
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: the whole process. I mean, I've been collecting these jokes
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: forever and ever and ever, and I just love them,
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: and I come across them. I'll be driving along and
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I'll think of one. I'll go, oh, I've never told that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: I'm Mark Simona. Make myself a little note, you know,
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: because I like the fact that you don't know any
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: of these jokes. And people call me, you know, I
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: see people on the street they say, every time you're
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: on Simon, it's different chokes. I'm like, well, I work hard.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: To do that, you know. Wow, So I work hard
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: for you. I hope you appreciate it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Ah, we do. And I've seen that documentary. It's very
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: good to watch that documentary. You actually show your house
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: where you keep all the jokes in that big room
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: and Willie Nelson is you know. Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: So a kid and his dog are sitting on the
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: stoop the guys walking along. He says, kid, does your
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: dog bite?
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: Now he can't fight.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: The guy reaches down, pets the dog, and the dog
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: bites his fingers and he starts to bleeds. A kid,
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. The kid
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: says he don't, just ain't my dog. So the doctor says,
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: my friend, you've over done it with your sex life.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: You're totally burnt out. You know what you got left
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: the rest of your life? Fourteen orgasms? That's it. Fourteen orgasms.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: The guy goes home tells his wife the news. She says,
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: on now, well, we better make a list of when
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: you're gonna use him.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: He says, I already did? You ain't on it?
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: All right? Here's one for another question.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: If the dove is the.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Bird of peace, what's the bird of true love?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know the swallow way.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: So the girl goes to the doctor and her knees
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: are all cut up. The doctor says, what happened to
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: your knees?
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: She says, from making love doggy style.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: He's well, don't you know any other position besides doggy style?
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: She says, yeah, but my doggie don't. So I cleaned
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: it up for you today.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I can imagine if we if somebody comes
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: to see you Thursday night, he's gonna beat the Manhasset Cinema.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: You will get the uncleaned up version.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it'll be an hour's worth of little brutal jokes.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: And now what I've been doing is I do my
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: show and afterwards I do a long Q and A
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: because they have so many questions about the about the
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Stern show, and about stand up, about Long Island comedy.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: And you know, my show is like an hour and
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: a lot of times the Q and A goes another hour,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: and I, you know, I love it because it's always interesting,
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: always different, and it's usually pretty funny. So come on out,
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Manhassett said him at eight pm.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: That's next Thursday.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, explain Long Island comedy. Because you guys, Long Island,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: You've produced a lot of great comedians. Jimmy Felos the latest,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: but a lot of them. Why is that?
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: I always say it's the water, it's the salt. Water
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: makes everybody horny, and people are horny. They tell jokes,
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: they want to meet girls, they want to be funny.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: So I've always thought it was the you know, the seafood.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: You know the boys from Bagel Seafood. They say, you know,
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: the people come in and buy the seafood, then they
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: come back in with a big smile on their face.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: Is because you know, the seafood.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Is good for sex, you know, clams and oysters and shrimp.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: That guess makes you crazy. I know it gets me crazy,
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: but I don't need that to get crazy.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: You could, you could. There have a million great comedians
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: from Long Island. Can you name a great comedian from Connecticut?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm sure there are, and I'm going to
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: get in trouble. You know, the comedians that are great
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: from from Connecticut are ones that have moved there from
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: New York. There ain't a lot of them. Used to
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: be a lot. Hey, hey, Mark, why is sex better
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: than bowling? Why the balls are lighter and you don't
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: have to change your shoes. So a guy meets a
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: girl in the bar and they wind up parking in
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: his car, so they're making out hot and heavy and
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: giving each other hickeys and.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: Really going to it.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: And she says, hey, you want to get in the
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: back seat. Oh no, I'm staying up here with you.
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: So I'm wrong.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I'm working all over. I got another gig coming up
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: at March sixth. I'm out at McGuire's out in Bohemia
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: and going to Florida. You know, at my age, you know,
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Valentine's dam I'm going to be seventy eight years old.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: WHOA how that happened? Well, yeah, but I'm I'm still rolling.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: I'm still rolling.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Mark.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, I like this playing the movie theaters. So
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of movie theaters that we really don't
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: need anymore. People don't go to the theater see movie.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: But they got seats, they got a stage, right, they
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: could all be great theaters, better than comedy.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: They're all they're exactly the right size. They're all perfect,
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: you know, they're just perfect. And I always enjoy them,
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: you know, because you know, because people it's not you know,
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: there's not waitresses and drinks. You know, they're sitting watching
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: the show, you know.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when people are sitting at a round table, you know,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: like like in a restaurant, and you got to do comedy.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: It's not.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: But when they had to sit in theater seats looking
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: right at psychologically, they pay more attention, don't they.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: It's perfect.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: And not only that, but the closest people are right
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: in front of you, like right at your knees, which
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: is I love it where I can see the people.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm watching them because their laughter is what
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: propels you, you know.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well see Jackie Martlin.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Girl, go ahead.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Manhasset Cinemas. I think it's Plandome Road right Thursday night and.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Four point thirty Planned Home Road, Thursday January twenty second,
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: eight pm.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll give us a couple more before we
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: have to go.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: So why is the sheep better than a woman?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Oh god? Oh no?
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Why a sheep doesn't care if you have sex with her?
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: Sister? I got a classic for you.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Well say goodbye with this one.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: Go to Bayville Seafood. I love the boys.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: They take care of me and Valentine's.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: You know you always mentioned this Payville Seafood. You really
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: eat a lot of seafood, don't you.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: You know? I bring like a couple of pounds of
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: shrimp to every family party, and my girlfriend, Barbara just
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: loves halibit and we like to get the baked clams,
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: you know, and they're there was literally a one minute
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: walk from my house.
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: Is good.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: This is very healthy. If you were plug plugging a
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: butcher all the time, that'd be unhealthy, but a seafood perfect.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: No, No, it's really healthy. And they're really good to me.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: They're really great guys, and they listen to your show
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: every day, so when I come on, it just makes
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: them happy. I go in there and they're all glowing,
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: you know. So I'll see them later today and they'll
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: they'll critique me. They'll say, oh, the jokes are okay,
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: or they'll say, wow, you're a riot today.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: So let's wish me luck.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Well, we got to go in the second, give us
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: one more so.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: A guy sitting in the living room when his wife
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: walks in wearing just a man tailied shirt and panties.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: She says, honey, have you ever seen fifty bucks all
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: crumpled up?
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: He say no.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: She smiles at him with sexy smile, unbuttons the top
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: three buttons, reaches down into her cleavage and pulls out
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: a crumpled fifty dollar bill. She hands them the fifty
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: and says, have you ever seen.
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: One thousand dollars all crumpled up? He says no.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: She reaches into her panties and pulled.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: Out a crumpled thousand dollar bill.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: She hands them the one thousand dollar bill and says, now,
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars.
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: All crumpled up? He says what?
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: No? She says, go look in the garage.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: I will talk to you next time.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Mark talk a lot to see Jackie Martlin Thursday night,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Manasset Cinemas. Thanks for being with us.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: I'll be there. Thanks, Mark, all right.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Take care, hey, and not forget coming up at noon,
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Buck and Clay. It's a great show every day at
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: twelve noon. Most listen to radio show in America is
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: right here on WR. Three o'clock every day, Sean Hannity,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: then Jesse Kelly at six, and you love Jimmy Fayla.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: He's really good, very funny. Every night nine to midnight.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: That's all here on seven ten WR.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: It's more of Martin, Mark Simone on sevent tenor.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Well we're out of time, you know. It's a three
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: day weekend. Monday is a holiday. It's Martin Luther King Day.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: I'll be off on Monday. Curtis Sleewell will be here
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: filling in for me on Monday. It's going to be
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: cold this weekend. It'll be a little snow, maybe Saturday,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: maybe Sunday. Now, the good news is sunset is now
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: after five pm. The days get longer every day now
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: and sunset started Thursday is now taking place after five o'clock.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: So that's good news. But I want you to have
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: a great weekend. Don't forget if you're a podcast listener
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: on the weekends, there's a bonus segment you get, like
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: an extra show if you're a podcast listener. So I'll
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: see you actually Tuesday. So have a great weekend. Seven
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: to ten WR