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The Great AI Panic of 2025: Why Tourists Sold and Owners Just Got Richer

Sorry for ghosting you on Friday – I was suffering full-blown market whiplash and still biting my pillow from the sell-off.

Now that the bruises have faded a bit, let’s dissect the madness of the AI sell-off and what actually happened under the hood.

The headline version: this was not “the end of AI.” It was the classic moment when tourists puked out their positions and long-term owners quietly upgraded their portfolios. The big dogs went on sale while the flimsy stories finally got stress-tested.

And for those who were paying attention: the AI wobble 2.5 weeks ago did not start in a vacuum…

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