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Tax evasion tip-offs, Burger Ring proposals, and why Harry Jowsey dated 20 women at once | Full Show · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: The Chemist Warehouse half-price cosmetic sale is on now.
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  Speaker 2: Stock up and save on your favourite beauty brands. Half-price
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  Speaker 1: It is and it's Friday morning. Hello, Mikey, Amy Girard
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  Speaker 1: for Chemist Warehouse. Woo!
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 3: Are you?
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  Speaker 2: I love Fridays.
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  Speaker 1: You know what happens next week for you, though.
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  Speaker 2: School holidays.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still coming to work.
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  Speaker 1: You are?
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  Speaker 2: In the morning, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, we do the mornings, not the afternoons.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, no, you're right.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be like a brick to the face
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  Speaker 4: next week.
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  Speaker 1: You've got your hubby, though. Can't he just take care
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  Speaker 1: of the kids in the morning?
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  Speaker 2: No, I've had to pull in every.
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  Speaker 4: every kind of help i've got a babysitter coming on
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  Speaker 4: monday morning i've got a girlfriend coming on thursday and
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  Speaker 4: in my mother-in-law on wednesday because ryan still has to
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  Speaker 4: go to work so it's like a normal work week
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  Speaker 4: for him.
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  Speaker 1: Yes at the moment he's at eight he like right
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  Speaker 1: okay he gets.
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  Speaker 2: The kids to school yeah and like put him in like.
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  Speaker 1: Uh some sort of camp or something i don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, realistically, I only need the help from 8am to 10am.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, then you can get home.
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm home.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But it's going to suck because I'm going to be
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  Speaker 4: up early, come into work, and then I'm going to
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  Speaker 4: have to go home and then. School holidays, that's another
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  Speaker 4: work shift, basically.
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  Speaker 1: I remember last school holidays, you said you ran out
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  Speaker 1: of things to do. You just took them on a
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  Speaker 1: train one day.
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  Speaker 2: And they loved it.
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  Speaker 4: That was literally one of our outings, just riding a train.
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  Speaker 4: I might get them on a bus these school holidays,
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  Speaker 4: see what they think of that.
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  Speaker 1: Just keep going down the public transport.
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  Speaker 2: Light rail, metro, taxi.
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  Speaker 4: You know what my mum and dad used to do?
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  Speaker 2: They used to bring us into the city.
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  Speaker 4: We'd get the train and then we'd ride the monorail.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the monorail?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's gone. Can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: What happened to them? They were so cool. They were
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  Speaker 2: like sky trains.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think anyone really used it apart from people doing–
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  Speaker 7: School holiday activities. So I remember when they pulled it down.
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  Speaker 7: It was sad for some people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we would ride the monorail and then we'd go
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  Speaker 4: to Macca's because my dad was a policeman, so he
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  Speaker 4: would get free McDonald's.
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  Speaker 1: Do they still get free McDonald's?
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  Speaker 2: I think they might. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 8: Free?
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  Speaker 2: It was free back in the day.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure cost of living now, no one gets anything
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  Speaker 4: for free these days.
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  Speaker 7: But back in the day, wouldn't you just feed your
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  Speaker 7: whole family Maccas all the time then?
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry, grocery shopping. What's for dinner? Nuggets.
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  Speaker 5: Again.
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  Speaker 1: Type 2 diabetes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I would love to know if they still get–
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  Speaker 4: I reckon it'd be subsidised now.
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  Speaker 2: I doubt they'd be able to just swing on through
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  Speaker 2: and get.
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  Speaker 1: A free Macca.
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  Speaker 5: Nah.
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  Speaker 7: 13-106-5, if you know of coppers, still get free mackers.
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  Speaker 7: Shouldn't nurses get free mackers?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I.
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  Speaker 4: Thought back in the day, and we're going back like
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  Speaker 4: 32 years maybe, I thought it was like people, like
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  Speaker 4: ambulance officers, fire brigade and police.
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  Speaker 1: What about radio hosts?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. No one gives a shit about us.
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  Speaker 1: How are you, Sean?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, going good.
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  Speaker 1: Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Are you excited too, Sean?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, pumped.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you reckon it's just like even though you're at work,
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  Speaker 2: it's Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good mood. It doesn't really matter.
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  Speaker 7: Well, public holiday for our Victorian listeners this morning. So
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  Speaker 7: it's an extra special Friday for you. And, of course,
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  Speaker 7: that is because the AFL Grand Finals are tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. The bounce is tomorrow.
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  Speaker 9: And the biggest news out of all of this and
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  Speaker 9: this whole week has been Lockie Neal.
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  Speaker 5: Will he play? Will he not?
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  Speaker 9: Well, he's going to play tomorrow for the Lions because–
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  Speaker 9: His appeal was successful last night. So he basically got
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  Speaker 9: done for striking Jack Ginnivan.
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  Speaker 2: He literally punched him in the face.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 5: He got him in the stomach.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 9: And the footage was so grainy, which is so funny
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  Speaker 9: to think about because there's so many cameras at these fields.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And the footage looks like it was filmed on a potato.
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  Speaker 5: It's terrible. But they appealed the one-match ban and they
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  Speaker 5: were successful.
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  Speaker 1: So he'll be out there.
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  Speaker 5: He'll be out there tomorrow for the Lions.
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  Speaker 2: I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you reckon? It's not fair.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I just hate him as a man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, how come?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because he did the dirty on his wife.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then when I saw that he got banned, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, yes.
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  Speaker 1: He just keeps getting away with it, doesn't he?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then now that he's playing, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you're kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Were they expected to.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry, we've got a caller on Maccas. One sec, though.
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  Speaker 7: Are they expected to win tomorrow?
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  Speaker 5: Frio are. Frio finished the season on top.
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  Speaker 4: I really hope they do as well. When was the
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  Speaker 4: last time Fremantle Dockers have ever won?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the thing? They haven't.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they haven't.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas Brisbane have won a few times. They've won the
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  Speaker 1: last three.
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  Speaker 5: So they're going for three in a row.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're kind of like the Penrith Panthers of
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  Speaker 1: the AFL.
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  Speaker 7: They just keep winning. Yeah, let's have a chat to
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  Speaker 7: someone who knows about Maccas, George.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, George.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: How are you going? Good.
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  Speaker 1: What's the deal? Do you get free Maccas if you're
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  Speaker 1: a copper these days?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 6: You end up getting 50% off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's still good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not bad. But it was free.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: George, do you remember ever being completely free?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 11: But, yeah, it was definitely 50% off because I used
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  Speaker 11: to be a prison officer and now uniform is pretty
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  Speaker 11: much exactly the same.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 7: And when you walk in, I had no idea, and
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  Speaker 7: they gave me 50% off, and I was like, well,
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  Speaker 7: thank you very much.
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  Speaker 9: And what are the rules? Do you have to show
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  Speaker 9: your badge? Do you have to be dressed in the uniform, like,
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  Speaker 9: or do they just trust you when you say that
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  Speaker 9: you're an officer?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no. You're dressed in a uniform, so
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  Speaker 6: you're basically on duty.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they're all like 13-year-old girls or whatever. They
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  Speaker 7: don't know what they're doing, so they see a uniform.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you were to walk in there, George,
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  Speaker 4: in your plain clothes, like your weekend clothes, you're not
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  Speaker 4: getting 50% off.
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  Speaker 2: No, you are.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, can't I.
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  Speaker 1: Just start wearing a police uniform to Maccas now?
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  Speaker 2: Worth buying a police uniform.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get a costume box or something and just wear
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  Speaker 4: it every time we go to Maccas.
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  Speaker 1: Like the stripper ones.
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  Speaker 7: Do male strippers who dress up as coppers get free Maccas?
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  Speaker 1: Probably. They must.
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  Speaker 5: They probably do.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, another thing going around, you were talking about tax cheats, man.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, so apparently we're getting sick of tax cheats. The
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  Speaker 9: ATO reckons in the last year, 52,000 tip-offs have been
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  Speaker 9: called into the ATO. The main things that we're getting
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  Speaker 9: annoyed with is tax evasion, unpaid super, that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 9: A lot of businesses that sort of just go, oh,
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  Speaker 9: we don't do FBOS here.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't do them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you do cash only, I know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Good luck. You're reporting that you make under $ 70, 000 a
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  Speaker 1: year so you don't pay GST, whatever.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not supporting you. Not because I particularly care. I
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  Speaker 7: just don't have cash.
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  Speaker 1: I remember walking into a burger shop and it was
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  Speaker 1: like world famous burgers. Everyone was going on about it.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this will be exciting. So
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  Speaker 1: I ordered a burger and she goes, cash only.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Who has cash on them? I never have cash on me.
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  Speaker 4: Nah.
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  Speaker 5: Would you job them in, though?
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I've got friends who are, like, same thing. Like, and
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 4: I think a lot of tradies, they take cash. Like,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of people do it.
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  Speaker 1: Some get paid with a hairy checkbook, too. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: cash only. Heaps of tradies do cash jobs.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And I.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like where you can, fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But if you're just constantly rorting the tax system, I
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  Speaker 4: get the shits because I'm like, I pay my tax.
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  Speaker 2: I pay all of my tax.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you have to.
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  Speaker 2: And everyone does, right? And people get taxed more.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, can't we ask them to pay us here
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  Speaker 1: in cash only? Should have been part of our new contract.
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  Speaker 2: We should try, yeah. Well, you've just said it on
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  Speaker 2: air now. Someone's going to dob us in.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How good would that be? But, yeah, if we have
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  Speaker 1: to pay tax, why doesn't that little shop sell on
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  Speaker 1: dodgy vapes?
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  Speaker 4: Having said that, I'm not Karen-ing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not dobbing anyone in.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine calling in?
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  Speaker 4: It's the people who leave reviews on, like, hotel rooms
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  Speaker 4: and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: They're calling in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, on the show, Harry Jowsey hanging out. We're going
• 8:02
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• 8:06
  Speaker 7: Thousands to be won with a pop quiz. You could
• 8:08
  Speaker 7: win a car just after 7 o'clock. And right now,
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  Speaker 7: Trady versus Lady.
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: Go and see Robbie Williams live, 131065, if you want
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  Speaker 1: to play. Any update on Robbie Williams? Performing with Kylie tomorrow.
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  Speaker 9: The more you say it, I feel like it's going
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  Speaker 9: to happen. But there's no reports whatsoever that Robbie Williams
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  Speaker 9: is going to be.
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  Speaker 1: We'll say all thing.
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  Speaker 10: No, I have some information on this. So he is
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  Speaker 10: performing in Peru, I believe, today. And he's due in Chile.
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  Speaker 10: In about three days. But technically, technically, there is a
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  Speaker 10: gap in his schedule.
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  Speaker 12: Right.
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  Speaker 10: If he wants to fly from Peru to Australia and
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  Speaker 10: then back to Chile, he could theoretically do it if
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  Speaker 10: he wanted.
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  Speaker 4: I love that people just jump on Facebook and just write.
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  Speaker 2: Which is where I must have got it from. They
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  Speaker 2: just make up theories.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then they go viral and they're like, oh.
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  Speaker 7: Like, I wasn't talking crap. I fully heard Robbie Williams
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  Speaker 7: was going to surprise us. by coming on stage with Kylie.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just picturing you saw like an AI image.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it would be for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Treddy versus Lady. Go and see Robbie Williams live.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get you on to do it. Yes. And here
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  Speaker 1: we go.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. I'm really excited.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for picking me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God love you.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome along.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, welcome to the show. What are you doing awake
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  Speaker 2: this early?
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  Speaker 13: I am a tram driver in our wonderful Melbourne city.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and you're going to public holiday today, but you're
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  Speaker 7: working through it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you?
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  Speaker 13: I'm working through it. Some of us have to continue
• 9:43
  Speaker 13: to keep this beautiful city running.
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  Speaker 4: And is there loads more people in the city? Do
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  Speaker 4: people fly in to watch the AFL?
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 13: There is purple everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: For the Dockers, yeah. So not as many Brisbane fans?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm a Brisbane.
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  Speaker 13: fan, so I'm hoping we have some more on the day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're hoping.
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  Speaker 4: We're all rooting for the Dockers over here just because
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  Speaker 4: Brisbane's already won the last two, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not fair.
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  Speaker 6: It's not fair enough.
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  Speaker 13: I get it, yeah. And I'm the same. Like, I'm
• 10:15
  Speaker 13: happy for either way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. All right, so you drive a Subaru Outback.
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  Speaker 4: You've been married for 20 years.
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  Speaker 2: Two kids. How old are your children?
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  Speaker 13: 26 and 24.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 13: Prior to marriage, you had them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry, I had children out of wedlock too, like
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  Speaker 4: the actual whore that I am.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
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  Speaker 13: I had to see how it was going to go.
• 10:40
  Speaker 13: I had to see how it panned out.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly right.
• 10:43
  Speaker 4: So when you were 17, your housemate brought a living
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: lobster home, put it in the sink, and what happened?
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  Speaker 13: He said to me, could you just wait here? Give
• 10:57
  Speaker 13: me a call. So back then we had pages because
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  Speaker 13: I'm that old. And leave me a message when it's
• 11:03
  Speaker 13: eyes closed because then it's ready. Well, I didn't even
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  Speaker 13: ask what it's ready for or whatever. I just did
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  Speaker 13: the right thing, sat at home and checked on this
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  Speaker 13: mobster every hour or so.
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  Speaker 4: Then.
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  Speaker 13: It was about six, seven hours later that I just
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  Speaker 13: rang and said, I don't think this is ever going
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  Speaker 13: to be ready. I'm going out.
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  Speaker 2: Was your housemate wanting to cook it?
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  Speaker 13: And it was just that he thought it was so
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  Speaker 13: funny because he knew instinctively that I would not know
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  Speaker 13: that it didn't have eyelids.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, lobsters don't have eyelids.
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  Speaker 4: So lobsters never look like they've shut their eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: So he basically pranked you and you spent seven hours
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  Speaker 4: staring at this lobster.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, Lisa.
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  Speaker 7: I've heard you're meant to put them in the fridge
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  Speaker 7: or the freezer and that way they go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but if you don't want to boil it.
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  Speaker 7: Alive, which some people think is cruel, I think you
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  Speaker 7: put it in the fridge and it'll, like, fall asleep.
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  Speaker 1: And then you can bring it out and boil it.
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  Speaker 13: Oh, not in a sink.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, not in a sink.
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  Speaker 2: But it was a good prank. Yeah, that was a
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  Speaker 2: good prank. He did get you.
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  Speaker 4: All right, weighing in at 89 kgs, it's Lisa the
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  Speaker 4: Lobster Keeper.
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  Speaker 8: Woo-hoo!
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's meet our tradie Shane. How you doing, mate?
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  Speaker 6: Morning, guys. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Good. You're a tire fitter in a relationship, but no kids.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 1: Good for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 1: You got an Isuzu D-Max.
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  Speaker 7: Now, when you were three, so you're a toddler, you
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  Speaker 7: threw a tantrum. And then what happened, mate?
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  Speaker 6: My sister took the bike off me, so I threw
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  Speaker 6: a tantrum and I ended up with a broken nose.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: A broken nose? So what's your nose look like these days?
• 12:53
  Speaker 6: It's not so bad now.
• 12:54
  Speaker 8: That was a long time ago, so I've got plenty
• 12:56
  Speaker 8: of time to heal.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: I'm impressed that you can remember this, Shane. I can't
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: remember anything before the age of, like, seven.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, you reckon?
• 13:02
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: It's probably the one thing that stands out.
• 13:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: I think traumatic. Yeah, you definitely don't remember, like, one.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I remember one.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: I remember one thing about kindergarten, like being terrified to
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: get on a bus and I loved lollies and junk
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: food and my mum tried desperately to bribe me with
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: a Milky Way.
• 13:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: And I was like, nah, no amount of Milky Ways
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: will get me on the bus.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: So you would have been five?
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: Five, yeah.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: They're making you get the bus to school.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: At five?
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my next door neighbour, yeah.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: Because her mum, anyway, I was like, I'm so tiny.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there a school just around the corner from you?
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: No, that school wasn't open yet. Ah, so you.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: Went to the other one.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: We grew up in the same area.
• 13:45
  Speaker 7: We will not have this in chat where we talk
• 13:48
  Speaker 7: about different public schools.
• 13:50
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 13:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, Shane, you weigh 90 kilos and you wasn't cruising,
• 13:55
  Speaker 7: but he's still got a bruising.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: It's Shane.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: All right, mate. Good luck. Here we go with Amy's questions.
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Question number one.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: In a wedding, what's the name given to the most
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: senior bridesmaid?
• 14:13
  Speaker 6: It would be the Maiden of Honour.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: Yay!
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Well done.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Have you got to have one? You do.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: I don't think you have to have one. You could
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: just have two bridesmaids.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, but typically you do, right?
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you typically have a Maiden of Honour, but you
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: don't have to.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: It's not.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: It's like the best man version.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Yes. Right. Yep, yep, yep.
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: The four Cs of diamonds are cut, colour, clarity and what?
• 14:37
  Speaker 13: Carrot.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Yes. Well done, Shane.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: You're smashing it.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: What cosmetic product could have a green, violet or chocolate base?
• 14:53
  Speaker 10: Blush.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: No.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: Almost.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Fake tan.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: What's the purpley one?
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, so it's all to do with different skin tones.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: So like violet, I think violet if you're more olive
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: skin and green is for when you're a bit more pale.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: So it's meant to come out looking the most natural.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: You know what's big at the moment? My girlfriend's been
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: using them.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Spray tans. The automated ones.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Automated ones. And I'm like, I mean, I'm a dude.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know how to move my hands properly.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: No one tells you. It's like, keep your hands like this,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: keep your hands like this, turn. They actually do a
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: really good job.
• 15:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: You should go and get one.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, you could. Basically, there's no overheads.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: No, you don't do anything.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: You have to buy it and store it somewhere, but
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: ultimately it'd just be making you money.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Do you think they got better? Because they're huge. Everyone's
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: using them.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: They're really good. I will normally just tan myself, but
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: I have used them before.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: What do you mean you tan yourself?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Well, I just do it myself at home.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, you just rub it on?
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I don't have a tanning booth at home.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend that had her own tan.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Did she?
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: All right, guys.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: It's Lisa's turn.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lisa. Hello.
• 15:59
  Speaker 13: I'm here.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 16:00
  Speaker 13: Ready and waiting in the corner.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: Good.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: We'll get you. In electrics, what would you use a
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: crimp for? A crimp.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Not to cut the wires?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: No, not to cut. It's connecting two wires without soldering.
• 16:18
  Speaker 13: My son's going to be very mad at me. Was
• 16:20
  Speaker 13: he a sparky?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, in boxing, what does TKO stand for?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: TKO.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: TKO.
• 16:35
  Speaker 13: Oh, God. Total knockout?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, so close. It's a technical knockout. I believe that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: I'm out.
• 16:43
  Speaker 13: I'm out.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: And it is the boy that wins today. Yeah, the boy.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the boy.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Get it, boy.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: Good morning, it's Mikey, Amy Gerard. We're doing it for
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: Chemist Warehouse. Now, have you got your wedding ring on today?
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: No, I do not.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's because you're like appearing single. Is that why?
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: No, it's because I'm playing netball after this and I've
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: taken off all my jewellery.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, playing for the Diamonds again. That's it. You
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: guys play twice a week.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Well, because we're professional athletes.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Anyway, a third of Aussies in a relationship are currently
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: waiting to be proposed to.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: That'd be women. They're waiting.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: Or men.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Some women like to propose now.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know how I'd feel about that. But 49%
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: of Aussies are putting off proposing because we can't find
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: the right ring.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: As in like the men?
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we don't know what to do. We don't know
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: what ring. More people are worried about getting.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: The ring wrong.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: The ring wrong. The ring wrong.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Than having their proposal rejected. I've got to say from
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: a bloke's point of view.
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want her to pick it exactly, but I'd
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: want her to like really point me in the right direction.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Can I say, I reckon actually what a really good
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: idea to do is.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: There's two ways.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: You can either, obviously you're talking about it and like
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: let's say you and Alana were discussing getting engaged.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: You could get her to like really pinpoint what shape,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: what kind of cut she likes. You could potentially go
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: and get like a, like just a costume jewellery ring
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: and propose to that and then go and pick it together.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: We can't just keep it at the costume one?
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: No.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: I don't think that'll land.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: So you're saying it's like a practice ring?
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like one of my girlfriends, she got proposed to
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: with an empty box and just a plain band and
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: it was like something from.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: La Visa or just costume jewelry.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: And he was like, I want to marry you, I
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: love you, all of these things. He goes, but I
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: want to get you the ring that you absolutely love,
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: so let's go and buy one together.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Right. Does that mean he paid for the whole thing though?
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course he did. What do you mean?
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: Well, you said buy one together. Sounded like they might
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: have gone halves.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Sean?
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I took Maddie.
• 19:00
  Speaker 9: We were out one day and she was like looking
• 19:03
  Speaker 9: through the window and I think I said something like, oh,
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: that one looks nice.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: And then she's like, oh, I like that one. And
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: that's all I needed.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: And you got that one? I got one.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: Similar. Similar. So I just knew the style she wanted
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: just from what she said. And I was like, okay,
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: so that's what.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: I'm going to go for.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because we were in a jewelry store and my
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: girlfriend tried on this necklace.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Wasn't it like $ 1.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: 4 million?
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, that was another time.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: That was so good.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Another one. Yeah, she tried one on and I was like,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: because her birthday was coming up.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, I'll just get her that.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: And she was like, oh, I'll get that. And she
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: just bought it. And I was like, well, I can't
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: do that now. But then she tried on these earrings.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you went back and got them.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I went back and got them. So you could just
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: do that with the engagement ring.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: What did your man do with yours?
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Mine?
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: That you don't wear because you want to appear single.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Love you, Ryan.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Ryan actually got a family heirloom ring of ours.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, cheap.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: From my great-grandmother. No, it's not cheap.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: He stole it off her?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: No, he actually, like.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: My mum had spoken to me about it and stuff.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: And she said, oh, would you like this? It's your
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: great-grandmother's diamond ring, engagement ring.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's beautiful.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: It was a beautiful ring, vintage, cut and everything, but
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: it was like a trilogy set. So three diamonds, a
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: diamond in the middle and then two little ones either side.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: And I had, you know, Ryan kind of knew he
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: was going to get that and I had mentioned I
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: like just the round diamond with like a halo, which
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: is where you get like the little diamonds around.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: The ring of it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Now, unbeknownst to me, my mum had passed this diamond
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: on to Ryan. Ryan had taken it to his jeweler
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: mate and said, oh, she just wants the one diamond
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: with the halo, so use the diamonds either side. And
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: the guy was like, nah, bro, like if there's three diamonds,
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: you've got to leave them all there.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: The more diamonds, the better. So he put a halo
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: around all three diamonds. Ah, too much? When he proposed, oh, man,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I cannot. When he proposed, I.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: I was like so taken back. I was also eight
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: months pregnant. So I look like a beluga whale. And
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I was hot and sweaty and angry. And then I
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: remember I was like, he was doing this thing and
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh God, well he's proposing.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: And it was all sweet. And I was like, oh,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: loved up. And it was all happy. And then he
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: showed me the ring and I was like, what the
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: F have you done to it?
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: You kind of butchered your great grandmother's ring.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: He did butcher it, but.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: He was really nervous about giving it to me because
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: he kind of thought, oh, I think I've butchered this. Anyway.
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: Anyway.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: We took it to an antique jeweller and I paid to– sorry,
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: he paid to have it remodelled in the way that
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: I wanted. So we kind of paid homage to the
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: fact that it is vintage, it's in a vintage basket
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: and all that kind of stuff.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: It's a beautiful ring now, but, yes, he did not
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: get it right.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So beautiful you don't wear it.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: I wear it all the time, just not when I'm
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: playing for Australia in netball.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: So at the end of the day, dudes, stuff it up.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Of course, it doesn't matter. You women need to help.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: All right. Hey, maybe you screwed up the ring. 131065.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe you proposed with a burger ring.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Could you do that?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: You can propose with something really funny and then go
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: shopping together.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, the burger ring would have so many additives
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: in it that that could last forever. Lauren's called in.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Let's chat to her. Hey, Lauren.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, Lauren.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Hi, how are you?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Good. What's up?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I just literally got in the car after going to
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: the gym and I heard you talking about burger rings
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: and proposing.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: As a joke, yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just wanted to tell you my story. My husband
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: of 10 years next month did actually propose with a
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: burger ring in a ring box.
• 22:39
  Speaker 13: In a ring box?
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: In a ring box, yeah.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: So he obviously planned to do that. Was that so
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: you could then go and choose a ring together?
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. And I have the most beautiful sapphire engagement
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: ring now. And I actually still have the burger ring
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: to this day. So it's going on 10 and a
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: half years old in a ring box.
• 23:01
  Speaker 14: Oh, my God.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: You did say that. You said that there would be
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: so many preservatives that it would probably last.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: It looks pretty good, to be honest.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: That's terrifying.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, Lauren, I want you to eat it.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: No, do not eat it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: No, definitely not.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: No.
• 23:16
  Speaker 13: It's sacred.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's really sacred, which is why I
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: kept it for so long.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Well, the fact that a burger ring has lasted 10
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: years and hasn't deteriorated makes me scared to ever eat
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: them again.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I know, right?
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: Have you ever seen, I think someone did a cheeseburger once.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: It was a Macca's cheeseburger, yeah.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: How long did that last?
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: It was years and years and years.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: And it looked the same.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, God. It freaks you out, doesn't it? That
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: is a great story. I love your man. I love
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: that story, Laurie. What a character, eh?
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it was perfect.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: And then she got the ring that she, like, always
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: dreamt of. So everyone's a winner. I actually think it's
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: a great idea.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: And the burger ring survived. Stephen has called up for
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: first calls.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Hello. Hey, Stephen.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: What's going on?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, what do you want to chat about?
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: The whole tax evasion system.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: So, yeah, no, I think it's bang out of order.
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: Those that come over here and trillion, you know, screw
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: the system to the point where they'll come out on
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: site and they're saying, ah, what's tax? What's this? What's that?
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: But it's like, why did they get the pass in it?
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: And fair enough, people do cash and handwork.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, you're saying, Sean, more people are getting dobbed
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: in for tax avoidance.
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah, 52,000 people have dobbed in businesses in the last year.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: So it's obviously, yeah, people taking cash.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: And you're saying it's fair enough, mate. If you're not
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: paying tax, you deserve to be dobbed in?
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: Absolutely, because you have people that are in the higher bracket. Yes,
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: they pay higher tax, and you have people that, you know,
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: they're ABN or they're subbies, and they'll come out, and
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: so they're pulling in two to five grand a week.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: But that's cash to them. They don't go around and
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: declare that tax. They're like, well, you make a five grand,
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: and you've all of us that are paying anywhere upwards
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: of two grand a week in tax.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: But, oh, no, I think it's unfair, and I think
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: rightly so, and good on the lads who are dubbing
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: those people in, so.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: My accountant has always said to me, because I've complained,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: he's like, you know, the more tax you pay, that
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: means the more money you're earning. It's a good thing.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Like, we don't like paying it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: Like, and everyone tries to minimise the amount legally that
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: you can pay.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: But, like, if you are paying a lot of tax,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: it means you're doing well.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. But, yeah.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: What else can you do? Get cashies.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: If they got rid of cash.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Which they will one day, I reckon. I reckon. Then
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: how are you going to have the dodgy- I reckon
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: we're all going to have.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: A microchip in our hands.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: A bit far. Oh, you can, though. Would you do that?
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: Beep.
• 25:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: You'd do it.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Take my money and just handshaking.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: Some people are just worried about that sort of technology,
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: but I'm also just like, oh, that's pretty easy to do.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: How easy is it now that you can get everything
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: on your phone? Like, I don't need a wallet. I
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: don't need a bag. I don't need anything. I just
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: need my phone.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Another reason why you don't need cash, right?
• 25:57
  Speaker 13: Exactly.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: Okay, celeb news coming up with Amy soon. You are
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: listening to Kiss.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Good morning.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: All right, Harry Jousey, the star of the Netflix show
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: Let's Marry Harry.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: He caught up with Amy.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, Harry, so I want to understand what is your
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: beef with Australian women? Because I remember you going on
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Too Hot to Handle. I remember watching you on there,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: and I remember you were like the only Aussie on there, right?
• 26:24
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I was the only Aussie. I was going
• 26:25
  Speaker 14: to say, I don't have any beef at all with
• 26:27
  Speaker 14: Australian women. I would have loved if there was some
• 26:30
  Speaker 14: on the show, but I didn't cast it, so I
• 26:32
  Speaker 14: didn't know what I was walking into.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I thought it was going to.
• 26:33
  Speaker 14: Be international and all over the world, but apparently not.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: When American women or just even women from any other
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: country meet an Aussie guy, it's like.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: The accent, probably.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: The freckles over the nose, the fact that you can
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: play cricket.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: And you're a bit of a larrikin.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: I feel like Aussie people, women and men in general,
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: we've got quite a good sense of humour, right?
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
• 27:01
  Speaker 14: And it's just like, I think American women and we
• 27:05
  Speaker 14: love them, like not all of them are like this,
• 27:06
  Speaker 14: but I think it take everything a little bit more serious.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: And whereas like you can just have fun in life.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I remember going over to the UK.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: We moved over there for like a year with my
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: whole family. And I was like a rotund looking little
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: thing and with like frizzy hair and freckles. But I
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: had this wicked Australian accent and I could bat a
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: cricket ball and everyone in grade.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Six just wanted to date me.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Not because I was good looking, not because I was
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: good looking, because I was Aussie, right?
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm sure the looks helped.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: No, there was no looks back then.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: So this show of yours, 20 fiancés you start out with,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: like is that every guy's wet dream or was that
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: a little bit more stressful than a lot of men
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: probably think?
• 27:50
  Speaker 14: They should have capped it at five. I think dating
• 27:52
  Speaker 14: 20 people in any way, shape or form is– incredibly
• 27:57
  Speaker 14: stressful and 20, like, very, you know, unique personalities and
• 28:01
  Speaker 14: different personalities. It was a lot. Like, it was really, like,
• 28:04
  Speaker 14: the first few days trying to figure out who's who. Like,
• 28:07
  Speaker 14: some people would just spawn in and I'm like, were
• 28:10
  Speaker 14: they here the whole time?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I had no idea.
• 28:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I had no idea.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Well, we obviously in Australia we've got, like, the bachelor,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: the bachelorette, and I just think to myself, I actually
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: don't know– what woman would put herself on this show
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: and like fight for a man? And I know that
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: you probably get a lot of women who some are
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: a bit more, you know, reserved and they sit back
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: and they want you to approach them. And then you
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: get the other girls who are a little bit more
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: aggressive and they like bit dog, eat dog and they
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: come for you.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: What was more appealing for you? The ones that were.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Really progressive with their advances or the ones who kind
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: of played it cool?
• 28:47
  Speaker 14: I think the ones that played it cool kind of
• 28:49
  Speaker 14: worked better for me. Because of the environment like that,
• 28:52
  Speaker 14: you're being forced to talk and to.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Communicate and hang out.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: So it was going to happen.
• 28:57
  Speaker 14: Organic or not organically but it was it was going
• 29:00
  Speaker 14: to happen they were going to make it happen but
• 29:02
  Speaker 14: yeah it was it was really intense and I was
• 29:05
  Speaker 14: trying to figure out if I did like that if
• 29:07
  Speaker 14: I did like the laid back yeah it was pretty
• 29:09
  Speaker 14: uh pretty incredible.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: And so you've obviously had a few years.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: And you've dated a lot of women and you've had
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: a bit of an f-boy history is there a moment
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: in your life where like light switch flicks off and
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: you go I'm actually done with all this and And
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: I really want to find someone wholesome and I want
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: to settle down.
• 29:30
  Speaker 14: Basically, when my dad crossed over to the other side,
• 29:34
  Speaker 14: I was with my sisters and their kids and their husband.
• 29:37
  Speaker 14: It's all good. It happens. um and basically that moment
• 29:40
  Speaker 14: I was like I really wish I uh I really
• 29:43
  Speaker 14: wish I had this and I could show him my
• 29:45
  Speaker 14: family and my wife and people like my people but
• 29:48
  Speaker 14: I didn't have that um and I filmed a lot
• 29:50
  Speaker 14: of stuff for my future family him but that was
• 29:53
  Speaker 14: kind of the moment where I was like I really
• 29:55
  Speaker 14: need to to take this very seriously.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: All right, so Mikey and I recently spoke about sharing
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: our location with, you know, partners and stuff and is
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: it right or wrong and sharing passcodes and stuff with
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: your partner.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Like, would you share your location?
• 30:13
  Speaker 14: Share my location, my passcode, literally whatever she wanted. I
• 30:16
  Speaker 14: think that's like, yeah, no boundaries.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Some people think that that's too far, an invasion of
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: people's privacy. I personally am like, if you've got nothing
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: to hide and you're not hiding anything, you're not doing
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: any shady shit, why wouldn't you, right?
• 30:29
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I just think it's like, what's the point? Because
• 30:33
  Speaker 14: then you're going to have doubts. They're going to put
• 30:34
  Speaker 14: doubts in their head. Just be from the jump. If
• 30:37
  Speaker 14: you want to go through my stuff, do whatever you need.
• 30:40
  Speaker 14: Everything's fine on my side.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 30:42
  Speaker 14: I used to be the opposite in the past where
• 30:44
  Speaker 14: I was like, oh, this is mine. I don't want
• 30:46
  Speaker 14: you to look at it. I don't want to see my,
• 30:47
  Speaker 14: you know, my group chats with my guys. Also, like,
• 30:50
  Speaker 14: who cares? If it's your person, nothing should matter.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get away.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: A recruiter has shared a take online that has divided
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: a few people. So, I'm not even going to say
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: her last name.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Caitlin Wayneinen.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: You tried.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I love that somebody has tried to spell it out
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: for me. Wayne E.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Einan thinks that Gen Zs need to stop showing up
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: to job interviews with iced coffees. What? I actually am
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: quite taken back that Gen Zs would even do this
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: in the first.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: Place, but they aren't.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: I feel like they are known to be slightly somewhat
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: more relaxed and they love a mental health day and
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: they love to kind of.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Not work a minute past their clock off hours. But
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: have a listen to this audio.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: It is perceived from my opinion, my hiring standpoint, that
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: when you show up with an iced coffee or an
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: iced latte that this is interview.
• 31:50
  Speaker 11: Is just like a stop on your list of errands
• 31:52
  Speaker 11: for the day.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: It looks like you went to Target and you went
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: to Starbucks.
• 31:55
  Speaker 13: Now you're stopping by your interview.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Then you're on to the next thing. It looks a
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: little too casual to me.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. So you've got a job interview.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: You rock up to it and you are holding an
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: iced coffee.
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: And I don't even think it's specifically an iced coffee.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: If you turn up with a matcha or a Coke
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Zero or like a coffee cup, I don't think that
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: is a professional look. I don't think that is the
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: way you want to present as a first image.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I get you. I don't know why it matters, but
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: it does matter.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I just think it's a respect thing.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I think when you're trying to land a job, you
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: want to look respectful, presentable. You don't turn up with
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: a drink in your hand.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: She's right. Like it does. It's too casual.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: And Gen Z's are doing it. Yeah. I mean, you
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: can go and have that coffee before.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Have it before. Have it after.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Or a lot of times you'll go to these interviews
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: and they'll say, hey, we're doing a coffee order.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Can I get you one?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Would you say no?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I'd say yes.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Always.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: So that's okay.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: That's okay, I'm sure.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: What is it with people, by the way?
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: I know a few people in workplaces and just in general,
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: they always have a takeaway coffee in their hand.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Always.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: I've got a girlfriend who will carry a takeaway coffee
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: in her hand. And I remember seeing her like three
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: hours after she bought it. And I said, I swear
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: to God, that coffee's cold. And she goes, yeah, I
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: like it like that. And I was like, What?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Why haven't you finished it?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? You know what I mean? Always
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: holding a takeaway coffee.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Maybe they're like reformed cigarette smokers and they like the
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: hand to mouth.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: No, that doesn't make sense.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Kind of. Anyway, if you're going for a job interview,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: don't rock up with an iced coffee.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking about sleepwalking because my whole family have
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: some sort of sleepwalking syndrome. I did a fair bit
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: of sleepwalking as a kid. My brothers both did. My
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: dad doesn't mind a sleepwalk. My middle kid has also
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: started sleepwalking.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: It's passed on.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: It must be hereditary.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I think a lot of my sleepwalking antics happen after
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I've had too many drinks.
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: A lot of mine's probably alcohol-induced, but my brother suffers
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: from night terrors. They're quite scary. They always come on
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: when he's getting sick and he has fevers. My youngest brother, his.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Is usually after he's been on the sauce too. But, yeah,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I just.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: They're not always alcohol related.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: No.
• 34:20
  Speaker 7: But, yeah, it can be induced. We're asking you, you've
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: got a sleepwalking story. Where did you wake up?
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Where? What happened? What did you urinate on?
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Did you take your pants off?
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: A lot of my sleepwalking involves me taking off my
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: clothes as well.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Randy Amy. Very odd. Elise has called in.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: Hello. Morning.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, Elise.
• 34:39
  Speaker 11: Morning.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 34:40
  Speaker 11: I was staying on a hotel in the Gold Coast
• 34:42
  Speaker 11: with some girlfriends and I woke up. in the lift,
• 34:46
  Speaker 11: pantless with just a singlet top on and had no
• 34:50
  Speaker 11: idea where I was, really disorientated. You know how you can't,
• 34:54
  Speaker 11: your singlet's only long enough to cover either the front
• 34:56
  Speaker 11: or the back?
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: What'd you go for?
• 34:58
  Speaker 11: So I went the front and I cornered myself into
• 35:01
  Speaker 11: the corner, but the doors opened at reception in the morning,
• 35:05
  Speaker 11: so it was packed full of people. I was pushing
• 35:09
  Speaker 11: the close button frantically, but could not remember for the
• 35:13
  Speaker 11: life of me what floor I was staying on. So
• 35:15
  Speaker 11: just let the lift ride wherever it went. I got
• 35:20
  Speaker 11: out at a random floor and tried to get my bearings.
• 35:22
  Speaker 11: Once I realized what floor I was on, I thought,
• 35:25
  Speaker 11: I'm not getting in that lift again. I'm going to
• 35:26
  Speaker 11: take the stairs. And I locked myself in the fire
• 35:28
  Speaker 11: stairs and had to be rescued.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Elise, this is the greatest story of all time.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: You know I woke up next to a lawnmower in
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: somebody's backyard in their garden shed.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: And I just woke up and I was like, what?
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: How?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: It was the morning, like really early in the morning.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: I woke up because it was quite cold. And I
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: walked out.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Thankfully, whoever's backyard it was, they'd hung out a load
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: of washing. So I stole a towel. And I had to, yeah,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: I had stole a towel, wrapped it around me, and
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: I had to hail down Nuba and go, hey, Bart,
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I've slept walked. I don't have any money, phone, cash,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: nothing on me. This is where I need to get to.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: And he goes, oh, it's just around the corner.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I'll take you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: All in your towel.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Well, I had a top on.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: I had a top on, just nothing on the bottom,
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: like a lease.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Tim's called in too. Morning, Tim. Hey, Tim.
• 36:17
  Speaker 10: Morning.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: How are you?
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Good, man.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: Well, it's not me. It was my first introduction to
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: a sleepwalker. So my exes, I was staying the night
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: at my ex's family home. And we had nice dinner
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: and stuff. And then we ended up watching a movie
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: and falling asleep in the lounge room. And everyone said goodnight.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: And about three in the morning, I hear this rustling around.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: I look up into the kitchen and my partner's sister's there.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: Pretty much in the nude. I'm like, well, that's a bit,
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: you know, she knows we're here. I'm like, come on, Emmy.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: You're like, what's the deal? Yeah. And then, so she's
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: just sort of huffling around the place. She gets a
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: little bit of milk out of the fridge and she
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: just starts sculling. And I'm like, fucking thirsty.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: And then she starts making sandwiches, one after the other,
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: after the other, like the whole loaf of bread. I'm like,
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: what is going on? Because she's actually quite petite and
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: health conscious. I'm like, she's let herself go.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: Good.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: And then she just watched her eat five sandwiches and
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: then just do a ginormous fart and walk straight back
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: out of the room.
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: So she's sleep cooking, sleep eating and fine.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Tim. And did you like say anything
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: in the morning?
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and the next morning I was like, Emmy, we've
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: been hungry last night. She's like, what are you talking about?
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: I feel sick.
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: I wonder if people are putting on weight and they
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: don't even realize.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Well, if you're sleep.
• 37:50
  Speaker 12: Eating and you're not aware of it, and yeah, you
• 37:53
  Speaker 12: would be getting, like if you're putting away five sandwiches
• 37:57
  Speaker 12: in the middle of the night, you're going to be
• 37:59
  Speaker 12: stacking on the kgs.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so good. I wonder if there's anything you
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: can do to stop it.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Tie yourself to the bed or something.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Well, I actually went and saw a sleep specialist because
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: mine kind of got a little bit out of hand.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Mine was because I hadn't dealt with a breakup.
• 38:13
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 38:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: So it's psychological.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: She said to me that it was I hadn't really
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: processed it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: So when I was going to sleep, because obviously I
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: was drinking and stuff, my subconscious was kind of staying
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: awake and alert and trying to process this stuff that
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: I hadn't worked through.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. There you go. So you've got to deal
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: with your crap and then you stop doing it.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I actually never slept walked again after that.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: So except for a few corners.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: A few corners.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I do wee-wees in a few corners.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: You wee in the corner?
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Occasionally. Not all the time.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: What are you, a dog?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm not a dog.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: You've got an ensuite, don't you?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but it's always after a few drinks.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: A lot of this is always after a few drinks.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: And I think I'm on the toilet and I'm not.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting on the end of my bed or something
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: On the way.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: What an animal.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: You are.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: You're an animal. You drinking this weekend?
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: There will be some wines consumed, yeah, but nothing huge.
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: When's the last time someone said this to me? Because
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: you're as bad with drinking as I am. Actually, my
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: girlfriend texted me before and said, because she wanted to
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: do some activity.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I said, oh, there won't be booze there. I'm not
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: doing that.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: And she said, I'd love to see what you spend
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: on alcohol a year.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not. mean, I've got my own wine label.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: At Last Wine, guys.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Penfolds.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: No, it's not Penfolds. It's 2026 Vintage is out and
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: the rosé is absolutely delightful.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: I want to try the Shiraz.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, would you like to try the Shiraz? I'll bring
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: you in a bottle next week.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Can I have another bottle?
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: I'm happy to buy.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: No, don't. You can buy.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: You've already got a free bottle. Do you want to
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: try the rosé?
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I don't like rosé.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: You don't like rosé?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, can you be white? Can you be red?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I've got white.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, you've got Chardonnay?
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: No, I've got Pinot Grigio.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Pinot Grigio.
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: And I can't remember whether I like the Shiraz or not,
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: so just bring another one in.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You said you liked it, yeah.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Just bring it in again, you know, so I can
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: try it again.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I can't remember. Then you can actually support your mate
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: and buy a case.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, give me a free case.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: That's the problem, Sean, because we sell direct from the
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: winery straight to consumer.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: You have to buy in a case of six.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: So it's a big ask asking people to be like, hey,
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: buy six bottles of rosé.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Like we do mixed cases.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: So you can do like two whites, two reds, two rosés.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: But it's still a big ask to ask people to
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: buy six bottles of wine that they've never tried before.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: That's how I buy my wine though.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Well, and people trust me. People trust me because I'm
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: a high-functioning alcoholic, obviously. Yeah. So they know that I'm
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: only going to be delivering top-tier wine to the people.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, bring them in. That'll be good on Monday.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: We're looking forward to that.
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: So you're saying you don't spend any money on booze?
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: You don't buy any other wine? Do you only drink
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: your own wine, you narcissist?
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I drink all types of wine.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: But during the week or the weekend, like tonight, you
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: just have an Amy wine.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Tonight we're going down, we're going away as a little family.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, are you?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: We've got a little Airbnb, yeah. And I'll take a
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: couple of bottles of wine. No, not of my own.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: My own will be in there. But we'll go through
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: a few, me and Ryan.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I would not like to know how much I
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: spend on alcohol.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's what we should do.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Where do you buy from?
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: Oh, just whatever bottle-o's near me. And I don't buy,
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: you know, well. It'll be like, oh, I need some beer.
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: I'll get some beer.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: You buy a case.
• 41:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's two bottles of wine on special. I'll buy that. Like,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I don't plan it, you know?
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: You should be working out how many, say, beers you
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: have a month and then probably get a carton or two.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: But you don't want to go through that and know
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: how much you're having, do you?
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Well, it's just the more savvy way to buy alcohol.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Anyway, you do you, boo.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I just don't like thinking about things like that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got Mikey, you got Amy Gerard. Now, Amy.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: 60% of Aussies are in a really bad trap. A
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: trap many of us are falling into. What is it?
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: WhatsApp group chats, 59% of Aussies have fallen into what
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: they're calling a group chat trap, where we talk on
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: the group chat, but we don't actually see these people.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: We haven't been in the same room as these people
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: for over a year, but every day we chat on
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: a group chat.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: But I don't think that's a trap. I actually think
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: that's a great thing. You take away social media and
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: WhatsApp and stuff. If you do live separate areas.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Or you've got busy lives, maybe you're in different states
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: and stuff, without these kind of apps, you would lose
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: contact with so many people.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: That's true. I've got a bunch muted, though. They can
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: be very annoying.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: And I know you've got all the mums ones, but
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: I've got, yeah, there's a few there.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: See that second one? That's my main mate's one.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: There's a few swear words in there.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: You're all boring.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Look at my WhatsApp group chats.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, you'd have 700, wouldn't you?
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I have so many as well.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: So you've got hormonal and unhinged, law-abiding citizens, family crew,
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: fave child, kiss-brecky bad bitches, netball, 2026 AP boys, Tuesday playdates.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. You've got so many. There are goal.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Crushers, under-8s, summer soccer players, Bali like there are so
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: many WhatsApp group chats but I like I've got some
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: girls I've got friends who live in Brisbane I've got
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: girlfriends who live in Perth because of these chats we're
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: always in contact with each other and it actually feels
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: like you don't miss out on you know milestone moments
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: in their lives and vice versa so.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: It's a good thing you reckon I think.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: It's a good thing.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: I will say I have a little thing going on
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: with one of my girlfriends in the morning. She gets
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: up really early for the gym and she calls me
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: in the morning.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: So we have a little powwow on the way to work.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can't think of anything worse.
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: Imagine speaking to your mate on the way to work, Sean.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I can't see dudes doing it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Anyway, we will chat like three, four times a week
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: on the way to work.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: And it's our little thing at the moment. And then
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: we were speaking this morning. I said, when was the
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: last time we've actually caught up?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Because I speak to her every day almost.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: I feel like I know everything that's going on in
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: her life and vice versa.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: But we worked out that I haven't actually seen her
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: since June. And she lives like 10 minutes from me.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: But like I've got three kids and jobs and she's
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: got two kids and jobs and so– Yeah, you don't– I.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Actually think it's a good thing. I actually feel like.
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: You don't think it's a trap? Have you ever left
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: one of those groups? You know when you see their
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: name come up, it's like Amy.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Gerard has left.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I have actually never done that.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Have you left one?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I leave all the time.
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: Do you?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just mute?
• 44:51
  Speaker 11: Because it can't– I do mute it, but then I
• 44:53
  Speaker 11: choose to leave as well because I just don't like
• 44:55
  Speaker 11: a huge– like I'm like Amy.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I've got multiple of them.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I feel like mums and women generally do, so I've
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: got to leave at some point.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: But when you leave, it comes up and says you've left.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: What did we do to Amy? Why did she leave?
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: I know. I just mute it because I don't have
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: the balls to leave.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: All right. All this week, we have been giving you
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: the chance to go to the Formula One Australian Grand Prix.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: It returns to Melbourne in April, bringing Australia's first ever
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: F1 sprint race. Tickets on sale October 6th, 12pm at grandprix.com.au.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: But we have to pick... A winner right now, Amy. Yep.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Is it just a lucky dip?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Well, it's up to you, okay? So let's call someone.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: You can pick whoever you want.
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: What?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I can't see anyone's name. Okay, that one.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: You want that one?
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: This is Isabella.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Let's call her.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Isabella, good morning.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Good morning.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey. It's Amy Gerard. You're going to the Grand Prix.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 46:04
  Speaker 13: Thank you so much.
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: This is amazing.
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: This is so exciting. Who are you taking?
• 46:09
  Speaker 11: I'm taking my dad with me Ferrari fan, so he's
• 46:12
  Speaker 11: going to be so excited.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so exciting. Oh, that's so sweet.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: You're the Italians that love their Ferraris.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: You love the Ferraris. We have to. We can't go
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: to any other team. Oh, that's special. And sharing something
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: like that with your dad, very sweet.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, I can't wait.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 46:29
  Speaker 14: Thank you so much.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Well done. So you got two race day grandstand tickets
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: to the Formula One Australian Grand Prix, of course, next year. Congrats, Isabella.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Enjoy it with your dad, okay?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Have the best day. Oh, thank you.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Thank you. Thanks, Isabella.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Good on you, darling.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Now, last calls. With Veronica, who's called in. Hello. Good morning. Hey, Veronica.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Good morning.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: Hi.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about?
• 46:57
  Speaker 11: Well, I just had a take on the whole bringing
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: an iced coffee into a job interview.
• 47:03
  Speaker 14: Oh, yep.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: So apparently what, Gen Zs are doing it and you're
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: not meant to. Yeah.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm part of that Gen Z group and I just.
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: Can't believe that that actually happened.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you wouldn't ever do that, would you?
• 47:17
  Speaker 11: Absolutely not.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I think that would be immediate, like, non-contender for the job.
• 47:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: It's funny, though, because I've got a girlfriend.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: She runs her own business and she often is interviewing
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Gen Z people and– She says, like, some of them,
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: they obviously finish at 5 p.m. They won't work a
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: minute past 5 p.m.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: No, they're out.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: They need to finish their job, although they can finish
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: it tomorrow. Yeah. Like, they take their.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: Solid hour lunch break, which, I mean, I guess they're
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: obviously entitled to.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: It's the work-life balance Gen Zs care about more than
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: we do, I suppose.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Millennials are pretty good. Maybe Gen Zs are onto something, yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Adrian, you're on. Hello.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Hey, Adrian.
• 47:58
  Speaker 8: Hey, guys.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: What do you want to talk about?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, how are we?
• 48:01
  Speaker 8: Good.
• 48:01
  Speaker 13: I just want to talk about the same thing.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: You just said millennials.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: I'm a millennial.
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 13: Back when I was a kid, we learned that, like,
• 48:08
  Speaker 13: if you lost, you didn't get a ribbon.
• 48:09
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: You had to work for stuff. You had to, like,
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: really get in there.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: Although I'm a millennial, and I also was so bad
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: at sport, they made me play hockey.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: And I got a... I think it was the Encouragement Award.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: Because I literally couldn't even get a goal. They, like,
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: set it up for me to get a goal and
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: I still couldn't get it. Yeah, so I feel like
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: millennials were still getting some awards. But do your kids
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: get awards for everything, even if they're awful? Everybody gets
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: an award now.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Like, I remember you used to go to a birthday
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: party and they'd do pass the parcel and there'd be
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: 10 kids and there'd only be five presents. Whereas now,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: God forbid, no one gets to miss out. No one
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: misses out. There's 10 gifts for everyone.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, so we're making them soft gifts.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Aaron, you're on. What do you want to talk about, Aaron?
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Hey, Aaron.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: I want to talk about the group chats.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: The group chat trap.
• 48:57
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Apparently, we're all stuck in a group chat trap.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Say that fast.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Group chat chat.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Group chat chat trap.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Group chat chat.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: What one were we doing? Red leather, yellow leather.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Red leather, yellow leather.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: You do those warm-up exercises, Sean?
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Red leather, yellow leather.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Unique New York.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Unique New York.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Unique New York.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Unique New York. Anyway, what was it? A group, yeah.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: So we're in a chat, but we don't actually speak
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: to these people.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Are you in a group chat trap, Aaron?
• 49:28
  Speaker 13: I'm in a group chat trap.
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: I haven't seen the boys for about two years.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, why? Do they all live in different areas?
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: Um, no, we're all very close.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Just lazy. Yeah.
• 49:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: That's what happens. You get busy and you don't like
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you talk on there. Like the, I mean, one with
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: the boys.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: But don't you reckon Aaron, like because of the WhatsApp,
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: all your like smart ass comments and your inappropriate shit
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: and your memes, everything gets shared in there. So you
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: almost feel like you're not missing out on like that
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: catch up with the boys.
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, we're not.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: You wouldn't want the group chat getting out, that's for sure.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Are you careful, Amy?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Careful how?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Well, I am.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: How?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I trust my mates, but, like, sometimes they'll put
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: a meme up there and I'm like, oh, I could– no,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to comment.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: You're one screen shot away from being cancelled. Are you– Sean,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: you careful?
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it gets a bit crazy.
• 50:22
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: My group chat, like, we're all as bad as each other, so, like,
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: if one of us went down, we'd all go down.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you might have more to lose as a
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: public figure.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. I trust all my girlfriends.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: No, I don't trust my mates.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I actually don't think it's anything that– Bad.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: To be honest. Oh, really? Yeah, mine is. It was
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: one the other day.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I can imagine yours.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I was looking at it.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: What was the one the other day?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to say it, mate.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't say it.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: But when I looked at it, I was like, because
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I had a really funny comment to add to it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, nope.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Don't do it.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I even typed it out and I went, nah, delete.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Nah. Play it safe.