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1006 - 90 Day HEA (s9e5) "There's No Place Like Home" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: I am here with Kimberly to talk about ninety Day
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Fiance Happily ever After, and Kimberly, I have some very
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: bad news for us. Oh God, we're not getting to
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: watch the Other Way instead of Cha. Isn't that what's
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: coming next?
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, both at the same time.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: Both at the same time, So we're still gonna be
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: covering Cha. And the Other Way is replacing Hunt.
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: For Love, Oh on Monday nights. Wait, that's crazy, Matt Sharp,
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? Everyone knows their first tier shows
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: and second tier shows. You have two of the first
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: tier shows. There's three first tier shows hta OG and
• 1:09
  Speaker 2: the Other Way, right, and then you can add on
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: these nonsense side shows like Diaries or Single Life, right whatever,
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: Hunt for.
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: Read ef Arapy Islands, Yeah.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: Therapy Island. Those are second tier shows there, and then
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: you can't have two of the main shows at the
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: same time.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: I know that's what they're doing to us. That's insane.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: Is he going to build a whole network that's just
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: ninety Day and it's just ninety Day cast members. It's
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: like the you know the Unsolved Mysteries channel or the
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: channel that only plays Law and Order and that dance
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: Stevie just only plays Law and Order all year round.
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: Is that what he's trying to do.
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: I guess it's not to kill me, that's for sure.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So guys.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Over on Hey Bunky on the weekends on Fridays, that
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: is where it'll go because that's where the Monday one
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: hour show goes. It goes over to the weekend. So
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: you and I will still be here doing the two
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: hour HGA while we're having super fun over there cover
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: and Hunt for Love and now other way over there
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: on the weekend, the five dollars level of prime.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: With Amy with Amy, so she gets the fun show
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: and I get the shit show. So now I have beef,
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: not just with Keisha, but with Amy as well.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems that way. Giving me the.
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: Crap people that we hate. Just throw in Natalie and
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: throw in Angela and just throwing big d Do you
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: want me to just cover Big EDG? Do you want
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: me to just follow his Instagram and just tell you
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: what he's up to? Because that's how I feel that
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: I have been shifted to the side people that no
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: one cares about anymore. Their time is done.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Well. Listen, this is the spot on Tuesdays to Yo
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: Tuesdays on Pink Shade where we talk about the main
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: ninety day show and it's the two hour show and
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: that's the one you get, and you get what you
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: get and you don't throw a fit and I don't
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: make the programming and I don't and I need you
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: to stop fighting with the other co hosts.
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: You know what, Amy likes to be on the main feed,
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: So maybe we'll just switch and I'll go to the
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: other way. I want to see what's his face, Luke
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: with his pre teen bride at the nail salon, and
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: I want to see I can't even remember who else
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: is that now. I want to see Submit's mom.
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody does. Everybody does. I need to know how
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: it came to be that they came to be friendly,
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: Like how did because that woman was threatening to like
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: throw herself off a bridge. I mean she was threatened. Yeah,
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: I mean she was like this is it? Like if
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: you guys are me, then that's it. But I mean
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: she was nuts.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: I think she's maybe just given up and put all
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: of her stock in the other daughter the other daughter
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: in law who's beautiful and young and can bear fruit children.
• 4:14
  Speaker 2: And so she's just like, I whatever, submit, I'm considered.
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: I've washed my hands. It is what it is. If he,
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: you know, says hi to me, it's like great, I
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: was expecting nothing. The bar is so low. But she's like,
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: now the older son has been replaced with the younger
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: son in his young bride.
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  Speaker 1: So I can't wait to see how it all goes down.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Plus they don't even speak the same language,
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  Speaker 2: so they did not. From diaries, it appears that they
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: either just smile and giggle at each other and that's
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: and they are like, we're best friends. We have no
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  Speaker 2: idea what the other one say. It's really easy to
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: be best friends to someone if you don't know what
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: they're saying.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, Jenny again has lived in India for
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: a long time.
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: Now, she could she learned one thing.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: She could have picked up some phrases.
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  Speaker 2: You think she even knows how to go grocery stopping
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: in the market by herself. She was so scared last time.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she submitted was just like staying home
• 5:10
  Speaker 1: and doing everything for her. And you're like, doesn't he
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: need to work to support this operation.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he was trying to open a restaurant with
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: no cooking experience whatsoever. And we all saw their moldy
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  Speaker 2: ass kitchen. So no one wants to eat at a
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: restaurant owned by the two of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: Sink, the black sink haunts my nightmares.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Kimberly, Okay, well listen, you and I will talk.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you fighting with people. We'll talk and
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: maybe I can get Jane over there to do some
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  Speaker 1: other way.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe Amy were to get sick once in a while.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: She's so busy she has no time to be sick.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: Slip something in her drink, okay, and she was feeling ill.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: Maybe she'll get what you got. Wow, flowed.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: No, nobody wants that. Nobody wants that for anybody else
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  Speaker 1: in the world.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I wish everyone well. I love them all.
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: They know I love them. I'm going to text her
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  Speaker 2: right now. I'm preemptively apologize in case she's listening to this.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she listens. She is so slammed busy.
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: I let my family know that this week I have
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: eleven episodes to record, so I'm going to need everybody
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: to be very understanding of moms.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: I know, Well we should get started. Then let's stop
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: this kaatter chatter. I was thinking, never mind, I'll save
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: it for next time.
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: No, you have to say it now, go ahead.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I was thinking, since we have now are adding
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: British music to our UK, we might need to just
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: send some quintessential American song when we do this show.
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: And then I was thinking what would that be? And
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: it would be something unky talk. I don't know what's
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: quintessential American.
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: Well be it could be American Girl by Tom Petty.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Mm hmm, yeah, that's a good
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  Speaker 1: American pie.
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  Speaker 2: And then we just don't have to record because that
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  Speaker 2: song is twenty seven minutes.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: Flaw also ingered would kill me because then she can't
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: put it on YouTube. You're right, and then somebody's gonna
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: find me, all right. You know, I spend a lot
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: of time on my cowch watching TV, taking notes, having
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: some coffee, having some wine. You guys, I like to
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: be comfortable because I spend a lot of time there.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: Now I'm not necessarily a blanket person, but holy cow,
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: I got this Lola blanket and it is so soft
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: and so comfy. I'd be using it every single night
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: while I'm sitting there and watching my trashy TV shows.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: And I got this big, big blue one. It's to
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: size large, and now my son John wants to try
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: to steal it from me and take it to college.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get them another one. Also at our
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: beach house, we have a lot of throw blankets that
• 7:52
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• 7:57
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• 9:01
  Speaker 1: of Americana. Let's start with Brandon Super American and Julia.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: And by the way, that reel that I put out
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  Speaker 1: in the TikTok I put out about Betty being mullet
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: on the inside, I did that reel by myself.
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  Speaker 2: That's important. I didn't see it. I don't know. Why
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: did you not co lab it with me? Why did
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: I pronounce that.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: Word that was weird? I don't know why did I colaborate?
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  Speaker 1: I tad you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, I did not see it, but I will
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: look for it.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we have mullets in the We have mullets
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: in the episode.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: I feel a mullet on the inside now. But you
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: know what, that kind of creeps me out because it
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: makes me think of the Last of Us with the
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: strings of the tentacles of the fungus. You watch The
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: Last of Us, it's growing inside of people. So that's
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: now what I think of when we say mullet inside
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: of us. It's nine, Okay, Brady and Julia, So the
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Brandon and Julia go to the beach to hang out
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: with friends. I still think this friend looks a little
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: bit like Mike from Squim, but it could just be me.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: Did anyone else think so? Probably not.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: I'm watching on my laptop. I couldn't get that close.
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: So one of there's like two friends. My dad was like,
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: whose baby is that? It's the one lady's baby, but
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: there's no husband there. My dad wanted to know more.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: I don't. We didn't get an explanation. I don't even
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: know if we got hirns with their names it was.
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand whose baby it was either, because that
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: one couple was like, yeah, we're not ready to have
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: babies right now. And then I was like, did you
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: steal this baby? Whose baby isn't?
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: No?
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: I think it's Masha or I think that was her name.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: I think she has an accent. I think she might
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: be a friend from like a friend that Julia met
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: who is also from Russia, Russia or something. I don't know. Okay,
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: so we didn't get any backstory, but I love that.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: That's like on UK, they just brush right to it,
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: just it go. So Brandon's holding the baby and he's
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: cute with the baby, and that makes Julia suddenly now
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: want to have babies. Apparently like opens up her uterus
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: and she's like, wow, he looks like a natural. And
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: you know what was not natural? Why did Masha the
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: mom put that baby in a white jumpsuit at the beach?
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: That baby was literally that white jumpsuit was brown by
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: the she was crawling in the sand. She's in a
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: white jump I didn't understand it. Anyway, Julia gets emotions.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: It had little ears, was super cute. Julia gets emotional
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: because she likes watching Brandon with the baby. Thinks he
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: looks very cute. But she's still scared but that she
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: can't have kids. And Brandon is like, I love you,
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: I love you, darling. I think he does, Darling.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: He did say darling, and that was weird.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: It was very mete. So he's like, I love you, darling,
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: Let's do the second opinion, which is all she really wanted.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: She wanted him to, like, remember she told Beddy last week.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: She's like, he just keeps saying we're going to get
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: the second opinion. You have to do it, you promise,
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: instead of being like, I love you so much, let's
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: go get a second opinion. Yeah, such ask nicer, and
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: so she gets emotional. She starts crying. She's like, okay,
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: let's do the second opinion, and all the friends clap,
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: and she says, you know, but it will be very
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: stressful for me because this is a triggering issue for her.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: And so they go to the doctor. She's fully having
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: a panic attack on the drive there, and he is
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: just like, I'm excited. I think things are going to
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: be great. And they're sitting in there talking head and
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: he's like, I'm excited, and he's kind of doing his
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: weird half smile where he looks like Elf on the shelf,
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: like like looks he looks like a little boy, or
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: like maybe a lesbian.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: He is his A lot of memes came out this
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: week of people just putting his face on Betty's face.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: Face.
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  Speaker 1: It's the same face.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: It's the same face. Yeah, I can barely see her
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: face amongst all of the mullet. I can't see the
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: forest for the trees.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: It's in their face there mullet.
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  Speaker 2: So Julia is freaking out. He's like, I think it's
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: gonna be great, and they're just they had the I
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: don't know if you found it funny. I found it
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: kind of funny, but you're jaded now and don't find
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: things amusing, like big Ed when he was flirting with
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: Gregory's mom.
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  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 2: So they're in their talking head and he's like it's
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: I'm excited and they're just sitting there and Julia says
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: to the producer, I know he doesn't know how to
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: show happiness. His face is exactly the same. You're like
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Arnold Schwartzenegger, the same face in every movie. And Brandon goes,
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Brandon has the weirdest take ever. He goes, he's a
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: better actor than you give him credit.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: For you is he a huge Arnold Schwarzenegger fan? Because
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: in that little back and forth where she's like, no,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: it's like, I'll be back all I'm the dominator or whatever.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: She's right, he doesn't, his smile, his nons, everything is
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: the same. She's right about that. But he was just like, hey,
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: why are you bashing on him? He's good?
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she goes, she goes, I'm sorry. No, he's
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: a terrible actor. Arnold. I'm sorry if you're watching, but
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: he's a terrible actor. I'll be back. I am Kindergarten, Coup,
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: I am rot you know whatever. Movies he said, I am.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: What's that other one? That's her Rambo? And Brandon starts stop.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: So he's like doing his impression. His impression is not good. No,
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: but to be fair, she's from Russia, which is not
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: where Arnold Schwarzenegger is from, but it's closer than where
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Brandon is from. So maybe that's why Brandon's depression is
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: not good. So she's laughing at his impression and they're
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: just laughing. And I was like, so there can be
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: fun when they're not fighting, and when Betty's not there,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: they can have fun.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: So she's nervous and he's like, it's all gonna be fine.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: He's he has that I'm a cute white guy energy
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: with two parents who spoiled me, So everything has always
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: worked out for me, So I'm sure everything's gonna work out.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: And she's like, okay, but I've had trauma with this.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: So they go into the doctors and they say, how
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: long have you been having unprotected sex? And she says
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: five years without getting pregnant, which is a very long time.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: So I understand why she's concerned. And then he says,
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: but we only just started trying. All right, what does
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: that mean?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I didn't understand. Meaning are blocking her cycles. Yeah,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: they're like clocking the cycle, and they're doing more than
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: just willing Nelly doing it, yeah.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Right, not doing it for pleasure, put doing it for baby.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Right right? All right, y'all. It's summer. I really love
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: to have people over and I love to get out
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: all of my fun serving dishes, and I also love
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: a string light and a full barbecue vibe. I also
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: love an outdoor game like croquet or cornhole. That would
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: surprise you, but I'm pretty good at cornhole. And guess
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: what else? You can get all of that at my
• 16:20
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• 16:23
  Speaker 1: like to keep kind of a beach theme. I like
• 16:25
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• 16:28
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• 16:32
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• 16:34
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• 16:36
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• 16:38
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• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Every style, every home.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: So the doctor says, you know, this can be very
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: stressful for women because they don't have control over what's
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: happening in their own bodies and they might want a baby,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: but their body's not cooperating. So then she puts a
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: condomthing on a long wand thing and in puts it
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: right where it goes, and Julia is very uncomfortable and
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: in pain, and she's like, these appointments are not fun.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: And they see a polyp in her uterus and some
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: sort of adhesion and she's like the doctors in Russia
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: did not tell me that. She's overwhelmed. She's very scared
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: that something is wrong and they won't and Brandon so hopeful,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: and she'll let him down. I wish the doctor had said, like,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: but this is all fixable, like right, but we could
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: remove this pull up. I hope they can. I hope
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: they can have a baby if they want a baby.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Still not sure she wants a baby, but.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: You know, I kind of feel like she does, but
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: she sort of put this wall up because she's always
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: had this information that she was told like it'll never
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: happen for you. So I think she's just had this
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: wallup of like, I don't want to have a baby,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: and even if she does, she sort of told herself
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: she doesn't. And they're just starting this process, and you
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: know what the process is going to be too expensive,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: too hard on her. They may decide to go a
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: different route. I mean, I don't know.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Sorry, If they try to adopt and they have to
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: list their his parents as references and that mom walks
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: in with that haircut, they're not getting a baby.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I don't because legally they're allowed to hold your haircut
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: against you. They could hold your waters against you.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Did that? Uh huh. By the way, puppy farm people
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: on are still talking about online. We haven't forgotten that
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: we'retten basically had a puppy farm.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: So yeah, no, no, we remember, we remember everything that
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: happened at that murder farm. We remember you have to
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: get a neked because you're not into the hot tub,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: because you're not allowed to have any lotions or oils
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: from your clothes. You have to you have to be
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: nude and that actually actually, yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Could they hold being on a reality show against you
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: if they want to give you a baby? Could they
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: hold being on the same show as Gino and Jasmine,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: like you are in the same universe, on the same
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: program as Gino and Jasmine, No baby for you.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think they can hold any of that.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: But you know, I do think a pull up is fit?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: The other thing she talked about about something can't go over.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I think you know it didn't sound like she said,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: oh you have you know your overreas are misformed. Listen,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: this is somebody talking about I don't have no no
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: idea what I'm talking about. But I feel like this
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: is a good storyline in that it is relatable to
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: a lot of women. Yes, and you know a lot
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: of men that are dealing with women or females dealing
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: with how have these issues?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: And yeah, yes, and maybe how he could support her better?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe a man watching this could learn That's right.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It's a learning channel. We always remember, don't do how
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Brandon does. No, don't do don't do anything like that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Let's move on to Darcy and Georgie and they're in Bulgaria.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: They've landed, they've arrived, and she's hot. She says, she's
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: sweating her boobs off. She has a zillion suitcase. I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: mean I think she has like eight suitcases. They are
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: going to be there, did they say three weeks?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Three weeks? How tall would you say Georgie is? Because
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: he cannot see over the stacks of them when he's
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: pushing the cart.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I bet he's like five eleven, and I bet she's
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: like five two, you know, Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I think she might be actually shorter, like four eleven.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Really well, I don't wear those heels. Who knows, So
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm five to two okay, right, Amy is four eleven,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Amy Archer.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's tiny. Okay. So they've arrived, so they say
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: it's time for a honeymoon, and it's also family time.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: And in this talking have like he seems being he's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: very being, very nice to her. They are going to
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: the most romantic city in Bulgaria. It's Plauves div It's
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: the sixth oldest city in the world, in the third
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: oldest city in Europe. I've never heard of it. So
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: again we're learning interesting.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Thank you TLC. Darcy is like on her phone, she's
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: like and not even listening well giving out these facts
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: about Europe.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: She's going, oh, I love that that you're here. Oh okay,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: so been talking, Eddy goes. I love breathing the fresh
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Bulgarian air and I'm very happy to be here, but
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I'm also very worried about this trip. It's just you
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: gotta loosen up, You just gotta loosen up, Yetta, you
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: get a hold of it. I get hold it into
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like your chest, in your I'm not giving a massage,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and he says, I hold it in sexually, and she goes, yeah, okay,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: and she gets up and starts giving him like a
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: slapping massage in his bag and he's like, stop hurts.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: So she's so crazy.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: It was so weird, her tiny hands. Just like.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing too, he said, I I'm frustrated sexually,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: and normally she's like, oh well, productions, do it right now.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: And normally she she loves a sexual innuendo. I'm surprised
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: she didn't volunteer to take one for the team. All right.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: So they go to this hotel which is like, you know,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: very old and haunted, and she says, they said we
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: we would like to check into this hotel, and now
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: we're going to ask do you have a honeymoon? Sweet?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Because the I'm sure they didn't arrange any of this beforehand.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Production is there. This was stupid. Yeah, but the guy
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: at the front desk who doesn't know what to make
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: of Darcy's face, like, let's just be honest.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: That's why I think he's trying not to look at
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: it like, yeah, like you want to look away to
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: be polite.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think he doesn't know what to make of
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: this American woman with the face work. So he says,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: we normally do have a honeymoon suite, but it's being
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: renovated right now because the people that were here before
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: like ruined the room, and we're like can we get
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: She's like what like like they pounded the bad like
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: what and the guy just he doesn't ever give him
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: an explanation of it. Well, well, like what happened to
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: they break the bed?
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, no, it has to I bet there's I
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: don't know, is there a chandelier they were swinging from.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I don't they break a table? Did they break something
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom? Were they just doing it all over?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: It was there's just semen everywhere?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Eh, what if?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Which other? If it was if it was a ninety
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: day Universe couple, who do you think it is most
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: likely to be? If it let's just say it was.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: If it was a ninety day couple that had destroyed
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a room in that way, I'm trying to think, what
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: couple is like really super hot for each other?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: They kind of starparents should kind of like act like
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: they are. But I don't know if they if it's
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: real like they actually do it that much.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: H that's a good one. Yeah. Add on in Tiger Lily,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: you know, he's always like, come on, come into the room,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: close the door. Maybe those two well, either way, something
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: happened in that room and the guy is so upset
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that he can't even like make a smiling face or anything.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: He acts very strange. So they go show another room.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: It's super nice, and she goes, oh my gosh, we're
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: going have to be like super quiet because like that
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: guy at the front desk, like he could be listening
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: at the door. So she goes, go listen at the door,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna make sex noises. It was very funny,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: and you were right that that's what they were doing.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: He was listening at the door, and she was laying
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: on the back of the bed going ah ooh, like
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: pounding her legs against the bed. And he comes in.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: He goes, okay, all right, she was. I was making
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: it sound like you by the way. He goes, no,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you sound like a little screaming horse or a little
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: dog with the wolf wolf. I mean it was this
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: is the kind of thing where you're like, okay, they
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: do like each other. They're funny sometimes.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a brief respite of all the horrible
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: awkward tension. Yeah that is coming from him that he
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: hates her. Yes, it seems so brief though.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like he's like, huh, she's funny, so.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Like Florian and Stacy kind of like where they joke
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: around and you're like, oh, maybe okay, I can see it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could see like why they get along. But
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: he takes her shoes off while she's like she's holding
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: onto her boobs on the bed while he's taking her
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: shoes off. We see her sexy no show socks that
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: she's got going on under those boots. I was like,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: she had these huge boots. I would have had on
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: like knee socks, ye, rubbing on your whatever. I hate
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: these no show.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Socks of them if in shorts but not.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I can't get them to stay on my feet.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Oh really no, I don't know.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe my fat feet are shaped strange. So she's like,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: take me to the shower. So they go in the bathroom.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, he knocks her up against the wall a
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: couple of times, but she tried. She's like slipping down,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: like he's trying to hold her, but she's like sliding down.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: And they go in the bathroom and he's like, oh yeah, yeah,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: come on baby, ah yeah.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: So next thing they're going to break that room. The
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: owner is going to be like, no.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: More couples, just no more singles.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Only women only are allowed.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: So they're going to dinner and she's talking about how
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: tricky it is to walk on these cobblestones and heels,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and then they show a hero shot of them and
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: they're so happy and their hero shot, they're like, look
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: at us in Bulgaria. Happy couple. Maybe happy. They go
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: to a nice dinner, they do cheers, they make sex
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: jokes because the orders beat the tongue and he talks
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: about how great his tongue is and I didn't need it,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: and then talking to it, she goes, things are growing great.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Sex is good, vibe is good, great energy. I gotta
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: keep this energy going. I gotta keep it going. It's
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be great. I'm gonna meet his family. Everything's gonna
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: be great. So he says to her, he's like, I'm
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you know, I am excited for you to meet my family.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: But I'm getting worried a bit. Then he goes into
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: this whole thing about when he was young, he was
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: so smart, he was so great at math, and they
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: called him genius Georgie. And it's stressed full sometimes to
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: think about what his parents' expectation would be of him,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: and it applies in this case too, an expectation of
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: his wife. Did they know he moved to the United
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: States and like lived in a house with a bunch
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: of dudes and was a massage therapist, Like, seriously, what
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: are you doing with your genius? I'm confused.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen any sort of genius or drive
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: from him whatsoever.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Huh huh. No, So you know, she's like, oh, okay, great.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: So so you're worried about what they're gonna think of
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: me because they have a high expectation. So obviously I'm
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: not gonna beat that. I'm gonna have like a love expectation.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Like she just kind of, you know, goes off the rails.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Makes about herself once again.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah true, and he says, she goes, did your parents
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: know that you're happy in your marriage? And he goes, well,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I've never shared anything bad, so yeah, they assume I'm happy. Yeah,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: she was, so okay, I don't okay, I don't want
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to get upset and I don't want to So you've
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: never told your parents that you're in your marriage? Oh
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: my god, and he goes, I don't talk to them
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: in general about my relationships, so if they haven't heard
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: anything bad, then they think I'm happy. Then he says
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: something about, like, when you get spun up like this,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you're embarrassing. I couldn't quite follow it, but she's like,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to embarrass you in front of your family, Georgie.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I know how to act. And then he goes, you're
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: listen to me, but you do not hear me. You're
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: not hearing. I'm trying to tell you my feelings. So
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I okay talking Ddy goes. I hope it goes well,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: but so much can go wrong, Like just this dinner
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: is a great example. My dad is My dad is
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: a professional profiler for the military, and he notices everything like, wow, okay.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: He's going to do a deep dive into Darcy's soul
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: and he is not going to like what he sees.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Just a quick google would tell him everything he needs
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to know, and he goes I'm trying to tell you
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: how I feel, and you don't give a fuck. I
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: don't really understand why they're fighting. I don't really they're.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Fighting because he was being totally calm and trying to
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: have a normal discussion and tell him how tell her
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: how he's feeling, and he said, I don't tell them
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: anything bad about us, like I don't tell them if
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: we have a fight or something, which is what you
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: want to hear, which is she should not be upset
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: about that because you don't want him going and telling
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: them everything bad because then you show up and then
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: they remember all the fights there. And so he's like,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I just don't talk to them about my relationships in general.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: So I'm sure they assume that I'm happy in my marriage.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: And she's like, you didn't tell them that you're happy
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: in our marriage. And it's like, except she did, like,
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: you didn't tell us that you're happy in a marriage,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: and she made it all about her. She started a
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: fight because she's crazy and insecure, and she does not
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: listen to a word he's saying. Like it's exactly what
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: he was saying. You're hearing me, but you're you're listening,
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: but you're not hearing me. Yeah, I was Georgie on this.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: This was the stupidest fight and it was all of
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: her fault.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I literally wrote why are they fighting? Like,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I'm confused, like, and I didn't have time to like
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: roll it back and figure it out. So I'm glad
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: you explained that he.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Made it all about her and purposefullly or not on purpose,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: misunderstood what he was saying because she has the emotional
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: maturity of a mullet.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Some of these fruit flies in my house.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: The fruit flies in your house.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for those of you at home still have the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: fruit flies, and every home remedy has not worked. So
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I did finally have to call the pest control guy
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: who's coming tomorrow to do something. I don't know. He
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: did say A good way to get rid of them
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: is a poor, boiling hot water with bleach in it
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: down your drain. I was like, all the dreams. He's like, yes,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: all the dreams. I was like, well, that seems like
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: a lot of work. So anyway, he's going to do
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: something about it tomorrow. Okay, who cares. Let's move it
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: on to Tiger Lily and add non that's you girl, baby.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: They also have a fly infestation. Not your little flies.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: I think they're regular flies and a wasp because they're
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: at their new cabin and she's swatting flies and she's like,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I got one, baby, and he goes, you got one baby. Good,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Like they're bonding over killing these insects and you.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Know what those things are. They're they're electric or whatever,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: and they.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Maybe never seen one. But he thinks it's really fun there.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: So he starts, I don't like that. I feel really
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: bad for the insects, so bad for the fly.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: The fly doesn't know. The fly will give you a disease,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: So don't feel bad for the fly.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I try to catch them and look them outside.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, would you be trying to catch all
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: these fruit flies in my house and let them outside?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: No, that's too far. So she he says he loves
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: living at the cabin. It's so cute.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Baby.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: He's like giddy. He's like, I love it. It's so
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: cute my twenty thousand dollars toilet. So then he starts
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: vaping inside the house. I think he was vaping and
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: not smoking. And she's like, I that you had stopped, baby,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: and he says, well, we keep fighting and that causes
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: me stress. So I need to smoke and to vape.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: So essentially it's your fault that I'm still smoking correct vaping.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: He should be doing none of this near her. I
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: don't know about vaping and pregnant ladies, but I just
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: don't think any of that is good. That cannot be
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: good you.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: So have you heard of popcorn lung? I could send
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: you some pictures.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: No God to thank you.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: So she's like, it's not about the vaping, baby, it's
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: that you lied to me. It's also about the vaping
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: and the smoking because you are pregnant and you have
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: to children. Where are they? We don't know. But still
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: it is about that and the fact that he is
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: going to be a dad and he needs to stop
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: smoking and driving erradically. So she's like, if you lied
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: about something small, what else did you lie about? Baby?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: And he's distracted because there flies around and he's twenty
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: two and his frontal lope is not fully developed, so
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: he's just like, shiny thing fly, what am I looking at?
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: And she's like, will you listen to me? Baby? And
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, yeah, baby, I promise, I promise I
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: won't hide anything. From you ever.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yet he seemed to me, well, first of all, I
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: was twenty three, how dare you? But he seemed to
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: me to be looking directly at the camera like Jim
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: from the Office.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: He loves it. He thinks he has the funniest because
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: remember it the tell all he thought he was the
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: funniest too.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: He's such a jerk.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: He was such a jerk, but the people on pillow
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Talk thought he was funny, so I still won't forget.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: So she is just very annoyed by him, and I
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: would be too, but again, you this is what you
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: signed up for. So the next day they're going to
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: see her dad and stepmom, and Adnon wonders, will your
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: dad not like me because I'm Muslim? And she goes, well,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: he's just never met one before. Baby.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, So.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: She tells us. When she told the dad about ad
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: No on, the first thing he said was he's not Muslim?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Is he? And I was like uh. And they keep
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: playing this dumb country song like that's their new intro music.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: It's like country, so I don't know what song it is.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: They're somewhere in the backwoods of Texas, So there you go. Yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: somebody sent me that. Somebody sent me the listening to
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: that house by the way, the cabin, uh huh, Yeah,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: they sent me the listening for it, Like, I mean,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I think it was the listening before she bought it.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah, it's like in the two hundreds or
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: three hundreds, it wasn't super expensive, and I was like, well,
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: very run down. Yeah, I mean, she's had to do
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of But I'm like, again, I wonder if
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: she's not getting any alimony because she married somebody.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Else exactly, she should still be getting the child support.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: But yeah, child's a boord, but not alimony, right.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: But if she can't have the kids around because they're
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: filming a lot, the kids probably are with the dad
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: more when they're filming, I don't know. So she they
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: go to this barbecue place. She introduces the stepmom and
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: the dad. This is ad Non and the dad goes,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: ad mom, ad ma'am mama cannot say it so rude.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: You do not know his name or you just pretending
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: you don't know his name and you're being a jerk,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: like I can't. I think he didn't know his name,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: which is like how often do you talk to the
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: dad Tiger Lily that he doesn't even know his name.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he did. Also, it's not a hard name,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: add Non, Yeah, because it's not that hard.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: So the dad says, have you ever had barbecue before?
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: And ad Nan says, no, why you know, take me
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: to barbecue before, Tiger Lily, and Tiger Lily goes, because
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: you always want me to cook baby, and I was like,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: this is not the literally the first conversation you're having
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: with the dad is you revealing that he always wants you,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: at nineteen months pregnant, to be cooking you every meal.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: And that's why you haven't gone to a restaurant. So
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: they go in, they order a bunch of meat. He
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: won't order anything with the with pork in it, but
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: he stepmom and dad say they're skeptical. They're worried that
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: he wants a green guard and they're gonna grill him.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: So they sit down. Ad Non says to us that
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: he does not like American food. He thinks it's disgusting
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: and he's always on the twenty twenty thousand dollars toilet.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: He literally he said that. So also it's a buffet
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: and so it's like the green beans have pork, so
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: you can't have that. And then he picks up this
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: like little thing of butter and says, is this ice cream?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: A you're in America now, Like the butter portion is
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: so big that you thought it was ice cream?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Like how she was pointing out, like this has pork
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: in it, like because he made I think the green
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: beans will have porking it, but of course they didn't.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I mean you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, you want bread baby, and he's like,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: what do you want bread baby? No, Okay, that's fine.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: So they He said something like you can't eat animals
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: that eat animals, which I did not know what he
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: meant because pigs also don't eat animals.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: So I think I think the well, I think the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: important thing is, yeah, I think pigs are considered unclean,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: and I do believe they will eat anything. I mean,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean you know from dayline that if
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: you put out, you know, a dead body of pigolly
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: the whole thing. I mean, so I will eat animal.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's true. Also I'm Jewish when we're not
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: supposed to be pork either.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: So there you go. They are clean animal, so there you.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we have all sorts of weird. It has
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: like to do with their hoofs and it's yeah, like
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: a cleft in the hoof. It's like, yeah, it's very detailed. Yeah.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: So he starts eating the meat with his fingers and
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: he's like, I'm showing you how we eat it in Jordan,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: and they who are eating with their forks were very
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: nice and they're like, that's how you're supposed to eat it.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Good for you, Like they're being pretty nice. And he
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: loves it. His eyes light up like he's it like
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: he's at Disneyland and he's just so excited, like he
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: is obsessed. He's like, this is the best meat I've
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: ever had. I love barbecue. Like and now he's gonna
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: want her to cook. He's gonna want Tiger Lily at
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: twenty seven months pregnant to have a slow cooker in
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: the backyard and be like making him barbecue.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: And I be like, and I also had like a
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: pot roast for every meal.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, So he says, I don't they keep
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: talking about religion. He's like, I don't eat pork because
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: of my religion. And it's in the and they say, oh, yeah,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: it's in the Bible Old Testament. You're not supposed to
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: have pork, and he goes, well, the reason I like
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: the Koran is it doesn't change. All Korans are the
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: same no matter where you go. And if you get
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: a Bible here or a Bible there, they're in different countries,
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: they're going to say different things. And the Dad's like,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: they're talking about who wrote the Bible, and the Bible
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: is like a history book written by different people like
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Matthew or John, and.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Who are losses.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I don't. I really did not think know if that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: He's like, I didn't expect to get a Bible study
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: by these two people. And I don't.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Well, Matthew, Mark Lugan, John, they wrote those books of
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: the Bible, okay. And then there's you know, Corinthians, and
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: there's you know, Leviticus, and there's Genesis and all these things.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: But I don't think they listen. It's been a while,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: but I don't think the Book of Genesis was written
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: by a person named Genesis.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: It was by Hygenesis from the real world.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: It's just it's interesting her take on it as well.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: It's like a history book, okay, and then they were
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: trying to say, well, who wrote the Koran? And he's like,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: huh who what? How who's on first? Like, well, we
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: never got the answer who did write the Corean?
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: God? He thinks God, or it was transcribed like the Bible.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: I thought was like transcribed right, but it was God's
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. I don't know.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: You guys listen, they they are all experts and they
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: didn't know. So we definitely they.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Really confused me. And I was like, this is too
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: much for my jew brain to understand, because I think
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: you should take everything in that those books with a
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: grain of salt.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Because a great take what survey.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: They are written by people who had their own agendas,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: who wanted to keep women in the backseat. That's mostly
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: what I.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Think, not that they had back these because they didn't
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: have cars, but go ahead.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: They didn't have cars. So anyway, and they're saying, like
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: the people who changed the Bible, like they change it
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: so it's easier for people to understand, and I'm like,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's true either.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: I think like, well, lives have changed, yes, and a
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: lot of it for a time, but they are translated
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: from another language, and then they are you take out
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: the dot and the hath and the thousand, the and
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: then you got to make it more understandable.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: So I understood what she was saying, but we never
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: got to the bottom of it.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Worth the Korean, no, so mom says, I was looking
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: to read up on the Koran. So I was looking
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: for a study book, but she kind of, I think,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: was saying she couldn't find one. She could have gone
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: on an Amazon. I'm sure there are many. I'm sure
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: there's like the Kid's Guide to the Koran, if she
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: was that interested. But it was nice that she even
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: said that.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Well. Muslims believe that the Koran was revealed by Allah
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: to the prophet Mohammed through the angel Gabriel, which is Jabil.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: The prophet Muhammad then recited these revelations and his followers
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: memorized and wrote them down. The Quran was compiled into
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: a book after Mohammad's death, so Muhammad was the one
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: who received the message and then they put it into
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the Koran. He received the message from God, which was Allah.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: So it's not similar to not dissimilar to the Book
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: of Mormon.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: It is a game of telephone, so.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding about the Book of Mormon. Don't come
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: at me Muslims and don't come at me Mormon.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: So Mormon was written on some gold plates and then
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: buried somewhere on the East coast.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: And then you found them, and they found them, and
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: then they wrote them down in the Book of warm
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: and then you can have a bunch of wives if
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: you want to. No, I'm just kidding, but it does
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: say that, Okay, we got to get off this topic.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: So got I know Book of Mormon is from the
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: musical Book and One. So she so anyway, they they're like, well,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: there are mosques here, and he's like, I've seen them
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: and there are so many people. That's so great. And
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I was like very surprised but happy that he had
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: found mosques.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: So they said they were just like, is he going
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: to be really extreme about it? Like is he going
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: to make you convert? And she says she's not sure
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: if she's going to convert, and she they're like telling us,
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: we're concerned because she's pregnant now, so she's like really
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: dug in to this.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: They're also really married, so yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: They're also they also got married within five hours of
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: knowing each other, so and again, she could have looked
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: into any of this ahead of time. So they say,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: you know, Tiger Lily, you're gonna have to dress different
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: if you convert, and ad Nan says, well, that's to
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: protect her from other men. And then Dad says, well,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: shouldn't you be confident enough to not worry about other
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: men seeing her? And I was like, I like where
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: you're going, Dad, But it's also like she has free
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: will in this situation, so should you not trust her
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: enough that she's not going to do anything? But it's
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: tiger anyway. Tiger Lily's like, it's sweet that he wants
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: me to cover up. That's what she always goes to.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: It's not anything bad, Like.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Why trying to protect every baby?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: He's just trying to protect me because women's bodies are
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: sinful and they can corrupt poor men and make them sin.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: So Dad, we're talking shoes, Yeah you think Dad, here's
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: are talking. I was like, when did you come up
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: with this voice?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: It's like it was between age twenty one and twenty two.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: She was hit on the head and instead of getting
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: amnesia and forgetting, she just started talking with a weird accent,
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: which actually I did see on nine to one one
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: that it could be like a disease or a brain
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: tumor or something. And then you just start talking with
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: a British accent or something.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Better than a Kardashian accent.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Do you get to choose a kind of accent you
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: just wake up with? So anyway, there is she and
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Adnan are in there talking head and she's like, I'm
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: just still not sure. I'm not gonna change just because
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: he wants me to or convert, and Adnan says, what
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: are you worried about? God tells you that as a woman,
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: you should listen to your husband, easy peasy. You shouldn't
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: even have to think at all. I do the thinking
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: because I'm the man, right So and she's like, okay, baby,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: let's change the subject.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, baby, stop. And I do wonder with
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: this stuff that she posts of herself, you know, head
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: to toe and the head job and stuff. I do
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: wonder if all that is because they're selling those clothes,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: because in all the talking heads and hero shots and everything,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: she's I mean, her body is covered but her hair
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: is not. So I do wonder there must be like
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: a tr like the trad wife movement online. There must
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: be like a Muslim wife movement online, and she wants
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to be one of those influencers.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: So yeah, good for her.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, let's talk about Jovi and Yara. So,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: as we know, Jovie works the offshore oil rigs situation,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: and he is gone for like three months at a time, right,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: He's gone for he's gone, and so they're going.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: I think they said three weeks and three weeks now.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, it's better than three months. But I mean
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: I think when they were first together, he would be
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: gone for like three months because he's almost missed the
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: birth of the kid. Right, So Yara and Mala are
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: going to pick him up at the airport. And I
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: didn't notice to have two car seats in the back,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: which was confusing, but maybe that's the carpool. So in
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the talking head, Yara is saying, I do miss the
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: baby stage of Mala because now like talking to hers,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: like talking to like a little adult, and sometimes I
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: do think I do want another baby. But you know,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I would really be missing Jovie because he wouldn't be
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: around to help at all, and it would be hard
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: because he works so much. It would be you know,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: it would be hard to have the two kids. It
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: was hard enough with one. So as I predicted, you know,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: he comes and she's like, listen to you're gonna love me,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: and I just don't get mad and whatever. And she
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: does have a new baby, and it is this new
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: little teacup poodle puppy who's so cute. And her name
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: is Mela, not to.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Be cod that's not going to be confusing.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Mela Mayla. Yeah, now that's no. She was cute.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: She reminded me of my doggy Ginger. She was cute.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, she's adorable. She's a designer pup, she is, which
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: is perfect for Yarra. She looks like a tiny teddy
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: bear and she's the cutest. But that name is way
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: too similar. Those are going to be a disaster.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, And so in the talking head she says,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you know, in the talking head he says, he goes, look,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I wish that Yaa would focus more on expanding our
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: family than getting a puppy. And also did she forget
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: that we have all new furniture that now this dog
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: is going to be like going to the bathroom on
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: like and that is a concern.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: I thought the dog was going to pee on Jovi.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, after that ride in to the airport
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: and Jovi and Yaa are both wearing full white outfits
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: like top bottom all white.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved it. I Uh, the dog is suck cute.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: So in the Talking Head Together Their City Together, she
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: just what, I have luxury dog line of course I
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: have to have now, and he's like, god, you know,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: why would we do this? Like dogs are so much work?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Like why would you get a dog? And she goes
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you don't think. The babies are lots of work. Babies
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: there's so much work.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: So I need to tell any of the work though.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: No, he doesn't be real, but I gotta tell you, okay.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: So her new brand is called I'm Sorry the dogs
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: are barking. I had closed the door, but something left
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: it open. To Sorrow t E s O R O
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: to Sorrow Collective and if you go and look at it,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I look. So there's the travel bags that we're seeing here,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: not the selling, but the travel bag is one fifty dollars.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: I saw that and I was like, is that an
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: American dollars? Because the dollar sign was after the amount
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: instead of before them out, and I was like.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that cross body bag that she had four
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: fifty Wait, where did you see that?
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Because when I looked up products, it says extensive collect
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: and there's only one bag listed.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Well, once you click the products, you can do a
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: slide to the right, and so that's what I'm doing.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: It's a slide to the right because I was like,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: there's only they only have one product and the collar.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: The collar is seventy five dollars, the leash is one
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifteen dollars. Elite a Lease a lease which
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: is also made of soft yet durable NAPA leather with
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: quality hardware, a dog harness one ten.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, I missed the dollar the arrow that you go
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: to the.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: What cylindrical cylindrical poop bag holder? One thirty five?
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I wanted to know about the poop bag holder because
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: what is it?
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: One thirty five? One thirty five? And then they have
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: another poop bag holder that's not like the cylindrical one.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: It looks like like a airpod's case. That's sixty dollars. Additionally,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: we offer stylish accessories like bag holders. The pet beds
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: start at three seventy five. Look exactly like the Sealy
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: postrophedic one I got at Home Goods for twenty four
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: ninety nine. That's sitting right here on my floor.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't get past the one hundred and
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: thirty five dollars for the poop bag holder because it
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: has their their emblem on it. You is buying that.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: You can get those for five dollars on am.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Usually they just come with with your poop bags.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: They come with they they come. I have five of them.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: They come with a set of poop bags, they come
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: with a leash, they come, they just give them away.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you all of that, and I
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: will tell you what's most upsetting to me is that.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: So there's a brand called Telfar te l Faar. It
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: is a black owned luxury brand. They have gorgeous bags,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and this logo that she's got for her Tsorrow collective
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: looks very similar to the Telfar look very similar. But
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: you know, before when she started a business, she just
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: got all all her stuff off of Ali Baba or
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: whatever and then slapped her label on it and was
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: like selling it as her own lipgloss or whatever. So
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: at least this is a little more but it's when
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: you go on the website, it's like products coming soon,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: These products will be available in these colors. And then
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you click on the color, it's be like, oh, I
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: like the blue. You can't click it. There's nothing to click. Yeah,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: and even when you go to products, it's not easy.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: You got to like slide to the right. It's hard.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: So listen. I do like the bags. I think the
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: stuff looks really nice. I think the logo, so she's
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: got on those big bags we saw, she's got the logo,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: which is a t N A C. The Telfar logo
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: is like a tea withinn a C. But it also
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: says tosorrow clicks on underneath it. It's like if you
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: have the logo, then you don't need the words as well.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: That'd be like having double rings for Gucci and then
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Gucci under like you got it.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Also, why is it called colle?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why you.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Why? Who are these dogs? These photos are not taken
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: by Lauren.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: No, not the Lauren pictures that we're getting to. No,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: they're not.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just fascinating And it's like our products will be
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: available in several colors. Yeah, but are they available?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I know you can't buy anything.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: They come in gift packaging. Should I add myself to
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: the waiting list?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, you should, because that's what it says at the top,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: waiting list, like, okay, waiting list for what.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Well, so it says like it says it's European. Yeah,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: a European brand, but like at the bottom it says
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: like our address is in Miami, Florida.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, it's just a lot of questions. There's a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: lot of questions. And again the logo looks similar to
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: the Telfar logo. So now we see Lauren taking photos
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: for Yara's new dog care luxury accessories and uh, you're
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: a bundation Yeah, sorry European. And the photos aren't great.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: But Lauren is holding that camera and she like shenew
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: what she was doing. But it's like the hits good
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: camera too.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: I think, like, I don't know anything about cameras, so
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: it could be a bad one. But she had like
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: the full lenses and stuff.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was like, I don't know what I'm doing.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not The pictures are terrible. Now, maybe they only
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: showed the terrible pictures, but my note is my note
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: is here is? Why is she trying to copy the
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Telfar logo? And did Kimberly know the dog carriers are
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars? Yeah?
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: No, I only saw that one because I could not
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: understand how a simple website works and did not understand
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: you had to scroll to.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: The right, and then we get a whole new storyline
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: added on right at the end here in the last
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: like eleven seconds of this, they sit to talk and
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Lauren tells Yara, you know, I don't know he's going
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: to kill me for saying this, but Alexi really wants
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: me to be like more feminine, like he wants to
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: be to be more sexy when he comes home from work,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, I can't turn it off and on,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: like I'm with three kids all day. And You're as like, ah,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: he needs to hire you a babysitter. You can have
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: more time to yourself. But I was like, is this
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: going to be the storyline now that Alexi is We've
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: seen him before telling me he doesn't want her to
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: work and he doesn't like that she's doing it also
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: for himself, And you know, it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Was so such weird editing because then it was like,
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: is this whose plot line is this?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: What what scene are we doing here?
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Right? I was like, is wait? Is Alexi coming in? Wait? Huh? So,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: as per usual, we have to end with Jasmine and
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Gino and Matt.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Oh god. So Gino goes over to Dana and Michelle's
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: house for some very dry looking raw vegetables and did
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: you notice they have beers and dried ass baby carrots
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: and sell it and ranch and beer?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, so they're there, but i'd be happy.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: I mean I would have added like a pretzel or
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: chip or something. So Dana asks how Dana? It's really Dana,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: but you know, Jasmins is Donna. Donna asks how Natalie is,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: and he's like oh, and he almost spits up his
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: beer because he's a five year old girl. And they're like,
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: yeah she, you know, she yeah, And Dana goes, she
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: looks a lot like Jasmine, and Gina goes, you think so,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: and Michelle goes, she looks exactly like Jasmine, and then
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Gino goes, I guess there's some resemblance.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: What yeah?
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So yeah, he says he's inviting Natalie to Michigan
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: and wants them to meet her, and Michelle goes even
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: me because I know there's some tension because I'm close
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: with Jasmine still, And he tells them how he met
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: with Jasmine. It didn't go well because he had just
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: figured out that she was cheating before last resort with Matt,
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: and he told her he wants a divorce, and Michelle
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: is angry chewing Celery. They just keep cutting to her,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: and she's just like like a cow, just angrily like
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: with the She's she doesn't like this, and she's like,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think she's cheating. I've been with Jasmine and Matt,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: like I've gone out with them together, and she knows
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: like you have.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, yeah, that seems strange.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Are you guys having a open marriage together? Like what's happening?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: So he Michelle is like, she never says a bad
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: word about you. She says she loves you right in
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: front of Matt, like she cries, she regrets the open marriage,
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: and he admits he didn't really hear her out when
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: they met. And so Dana and Michelle are like root
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: for them to get back together for some reason, I
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: don't know. They think it's like gonnare in the apocalypse or.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Something's gonna keep them on TV. I don't know.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, uh, Michelle says, well, remember when you first
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: met her, you said it was a miracle, and yeah,
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: I don't what what what? And they keep talking about
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: the good old times, and I'm like, when when you
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: get when she threw the tooth brush on the ground
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: because you got her a toothbrush, when you sent her
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: naked photos to your ex.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: When she ripped your hat off, and when you yelled
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: at her about dropping vegetables.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, when were the good old times? So they say,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: you know, you should really meet with her again and
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: go in with a nice attitude, don't scream and yell,
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: and he's like, that's a good idea. So meanwhile, Jasmine
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: and Matt are getting pedicures and she is telling the
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: ladies to cut his gross man nails and she says,
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: no one ever cut his nails besides you, mom. And
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, is she still cutting his nails or
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: what are you saying?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a strange. Yeah, we're like that's concerning.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: So she's like, Matt always takes the time to drive
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: me around on like Gino, who wouldn't even drive her
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: to the gym and he helps me pick out my colors.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, so he takes you to the nail salon?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: So is he your best friend or is he I
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: don't understand?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: And he waits for her why she gets her nails?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: So does he have a job?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Does he work?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Guess what's what's he doing during the day that he's
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: able to do all these things? Maybe these are just
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: weekend activities. I don't know.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So they put on this like that like sock
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: thing that helps with the you know, moisturize, and he's
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: She's like, that's how you get off the cashews and
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: he goes cashws and she's like cashews and he goes
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: cashews and she goes She's like what And then then
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: finally goes callouses and she's like yeah, like they say
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: cashews and then they're like how do you say it?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: And the ladies go callouses and she's like, Okay, I'm
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: saying it wrong. So she tells him that Gino had
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: reached out to her and said he wants to meet
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: to again, and she's very happy and he is instantly
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: sulking like a little boy, and he is like, why
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: do you want to keep meeting with him, and it's
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: the same member when he threw your stuff out in
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: the rain last time in the parking lot and you
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: weren't wearing pants and you were just sitting down on
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: the ground and then you had a yoga mat to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: sit on, but you didn't. And she's like, well, I
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: just think it like it could be good. He talked
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: to Dana and Michelle, and he wants to talk with
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: me without accusing me this time. And Matt's like, every
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: time he destroys you, I'm the one that's picking up
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: the pieces and I've been more for you in four
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: months than he has ever done, which is all true.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: That just sounds like a little whiny bitch, but it's true. Yeah,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: it's very true. And this is like has to be
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: like when I've had friends who have dated someone who
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: I hated, and like, you're at one point, go I
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: can't listen to this. You break up and then you
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: get back together, and it's right telling you ladies raise
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: your standards, and it's just so annoying. But he also
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: wants to fuck her, So there's like a whole other
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: element to why this is so frustrating for him.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: But he gets to I mean, you know, it's not
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: like he wants to be totally there. He's doing it.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, So Jasmine's like, well, I know you don't think
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I appreciate everything you've done for me. I do, but
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: you can't compare a friend to a husband. A husband's
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: always gonna come first. And you see Matt's face just like,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: I want to be your husband.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I know, God, what's wrong with her? What? Just it
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: has to has something I had to do with her
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: status and her that she's trying to keep this going
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: that you know, Yeah, no matter what, he's going to
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: be responsible for her for ten years. Yeah, gino is
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: unless he can get her deported, which she's not going
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: to because they're both getting paid for the show, so
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: he's you know, and he quit his job to be
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: on the show.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: So yeah, but I could see him being spiteful enough
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: to try to get her deported, but then he would
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: have to spend money on like a lawyer, and he's
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: not going to do that.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: And then what if he has to work in the summer,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: he can't go, he can't summer, he can't work in
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: the summer.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Too hot. So Matt says, it drives me nuts. Okay,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: this is weird. Did you notice this? Matt says, it
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: drives me nuts? How he rings and she comes running
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: and he does this like weirdest Spanish accent.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: He sure did do a weird Spanish accent there, And
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, is Matt from Spain?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: It's Matt from the throttle because that Matt also did
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: the same thing where he would switch back and forth
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: in the same sentence.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Yes, he would go from like full southern accent to
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: no accent to Spanish accent. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: She comes running and I was like, what the hell
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: was that? Did you just roll your rs?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: So he's like, I keep he says, I keep wanting
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: to tell her how I feel, but I know she's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: not ready, so I keep holding off. And that's why
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: she's not maybe picking up on it. I think she
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: has to know. He's being pretty obvious, like yeah, So
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: he just keeps bad mouthing Gino instead and making age jokes,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: like dumb age jokes. He knows how to work a computer,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: so to make himself feel better. So she goes to
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: meet with Gino at a restaurant. I was very confused
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: by this ordering thing. It appeared to me she was
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: ordering diet coke in a wineglass. Yes, then she is
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: served a glass of wine and a diet coke in
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: separate glasses.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: That's not what she said. She said, I want to
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: get a diet coke, but can I get it like
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: in a wine glass? And that's not what they brought.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: So no, they brought her a diet coke with ice
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: and a glass of wine.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it seems like that's Gino's wine because
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: she seems like she's handed to him. I was very confessed.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, but she takes a sip of the wine. I
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: was like, she's supposed to believe she's pregnant. That's yeah,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I think you too.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: So Gino comes in in his very best backwards baseball
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: cap and a shirt with horses and rope and cowboy
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: hats all over it. It's like the bedspread in a
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: eight year old's bedroom. It is like, but you like,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: the parents think you like cowboys stuff, so they've gotten
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: you got bedspread and you're like, I was into the
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: last week. Now I like dinosaurs, mom, but like you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: still have the bedspread. So he comes to sit down
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: and she's like, I'm sorry that seat is taken and
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: he goes, oh, is Matt's in here? It was very
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: funny that good come back.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: So she's like, I'm really glad you asked me to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: meet and Gino says, yeah, Michelle told me you never
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: talked bad about me. And she starts crying and she's like,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: I never stopped loving you, Gino, I never stopped. I
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: couldn't ever hate you. And he says, remember our happy
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: days walking by the river and working out, And I
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: was like, when did they work out together?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: He went to the gym with her one time? Remember
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: one time?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like threw something and stormed out.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, of course yeah.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: And then she goes my potato salad. You love my
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: potato salad, and she's like, what are you eating now, Gino?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: What I'm not there? Are you eating your frozen dinners?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me your frozen dinners. I'm going to start crying.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: And he goes, my recycling bin is full again, like
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: when he first she first moved in, and is it
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: was to the ceiling pretty much of just boxes.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: So if he doesn't like to cook, there's so many
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: other ways to go about it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're laughing and bonding and then she's like,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: you know, the last time we saw each other, you
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: said the divorce word and I and he goes, I
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: was angry. I'm not totally sure about that. And she goes, well,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: I appreciate you taking accountability. When did he take account ability?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: And she goes, it's a big decision and that was
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: heartbreaking to me, and I love you and I miss you,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: and she's crying and she can turn on those water
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: works like nobody's just yeah, I know, I think she
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: has like something in her pocket that like I think
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: she's I don't know, like she's like plucking her hairs
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: with her I don't know.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: That's what Joeys said to do on Friends. He said
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: to keep tweezers in your pocket and plug your leg
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: hairs out and I'll make you cry. Or she just
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: does that eye drops that actors use. So no time,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: no time, no time on camera.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because then he'd go, you, those aren't real tears,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: jazz men. So she is, they're they're talking, and he goes, okay,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: so it's going so well, and then he's like, my
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: main concern is why are you still living with Matt
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: if you are still in love with me, and she says, well, financially,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: I can't afford it, and I've been hoping I could
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: return home to live with you again. I never thought
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: that we would be separated for this long, that four
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: months would pass. And he goes, well, if you really
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: cared about me, you would have moved out on your
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: own to show me that you two are in the thing.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: And she's like, we're not a thing, and he goes,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: do you expect me to believe that? And she says,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: he's my roommate. We're not in a romantic relationship. And
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: he says, are you still intimate? And she says, of course,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: that was part of the agreement agree marriage. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I can't believe you. This is why
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: when you say you still love me, I can't believe you.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: And when's the last time you had sex with Matt today?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: And she's like, no, it's no. I mean things that
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: have changed. I think she's saying, like they're not as
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: hot as heavy. Yeah, right, he's not forbidden any for
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: like now you're like in the same room, in the
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: same bat sharing a bathroom, Like it's not a n
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: axy anymore.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Sitting on the couch, scrolling your phone together at night.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: It's not as hot. Yeah.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: So he goes, I bet you're still having sex all
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: the time. You're always wanting sex, and she goes with you,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: I always wanted sex, and he's like, don't say that. No, no, no,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: but it's true. It's true. She was always trying to
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: get sex from him, and he somehow starts talking about
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Vegas and how he has been exploring, you know, and
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: he went to he really likes Natalie and he invited
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: her to come to Michigan. And she says, good for you.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: So you're dating. This is not an open marriage, and
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: he says, well, you broke the rules, so I can
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: do whatever I want.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: They they need to bring in that hippie one from
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: the last resort one no suggested the whole thing and
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: be like, no, this is why you guys are not
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: capable of doing it.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she'll just she would just yeah, she was
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: shell at them and be like, you're doing it wrong.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing it completely wrong. Even I know they're
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: doing it completely riba. So yeah, riba. So they start
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if she's a hippie. All I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: know is she was I didn't really watch that show
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: very regularly. So they start arguing about how he made
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: out with Natalie where as with Jasmine, like she would
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: beg for sex, and yeah, I begged you for sex.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: I begged you for attention and you wouldn't even look
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: at me, Gino, and now you made out with her
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: and it makes me feel horrible. And she's like it
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: breaks my heart, and she thinks it's a double standard,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: and like also she's like, it is heartbreaking you say
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: you made out with her. I never give you details
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: about my relationship with Matt because I would never hurt
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: you like that, and you just hurt me, like take
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: this knife from outside my back, And she just for
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: some like amps to twelve out of nowhere, and then
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: she just storms out.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, she doesn't dream like she used to. Maybe because
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: they're in public.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe I don't know. That's never really stopped here before.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Has She doesn't flip a table or anything for sure.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: So she just storms out. So it's like, well that
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: didn't go well.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you do. You do see them on Instagram,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Jasmine and Matt, and they do seem happy.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: They do seem happy, and she makes like veiled comments
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: like that. She's really I don't know. Sometimes she makes
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: it seem like they're a big, happy family, and then
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: she's like, I realized, who is there for me? I
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they always do all that shit
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: on Yeah, she's just like, you can't know, you can't
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: follow it. Well, next time on Tiger Tiger, Tiger Lily
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: and sorry, I just went to I don't know what
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: that was Tiger Lily and add on go to visit
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: this lady who's going to like harvest her placenta and
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: then make it into smoothies or capsules or whatever the
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: crazy kids do these days. And he's like and I
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: was like, I am, I am unad and be like barfing.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: My kids didn't have that, guys, I didn't have that.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I mean, well maybe not. Maybe I'm not fine.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what I need it?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Think how much better? Yeah it could be though.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Georgie has a friend.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: I know your kids aren't great. I didn't see your
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: kids aren't great.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Your kids are fabulous, But I think the eating up
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: the placenta is for you, the mother.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe then you wouldn't have that white spot in
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: your brain.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: And you wouldn't have had a ad a shape y
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, Yeah that was. Georgie has a friend named
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Georgie and they meet up at a bar and of course,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: you know, he's like, oh god, we were crazy when
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: we were younger. He's like, really, tell me some stories
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh no, you don't want to hear it,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: which is just very typical. And she's like, oh, like
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: she's mad, like.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: You're embarrassing me. Georgie.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Kara has her Bashada performance coming up, and she says
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: she really misses Geirmo and hopes he comes, and if
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: he doesn't show up to her performance, it's clear that
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: he has no interest in fixing the marriage.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: You picked him out of the house. Though it's true.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Libby is very mad that Andre told everyone that they're
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: moving there for sure. She's like, what did you tell everybody.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Who told her? Did someone pull her aside or did
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: they just say we're so happy you're moving here.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Oh I think everybody was like high fiving her and
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: giving her gift baskets and stuff, And she's like, what
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: did you tell everybody? And he goes, I said we're
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: moving here for sure. She goes, but we don't know
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: what we're moving here for sure, and she said. He says,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: you're being ignorant to your husband, and she goes, well,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: you're just being stupid because you don't understand my side.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: And also being ignorant to your husband is not a
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: proper phrase.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: I thought she was gonna say, you're being stupid because
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: you don't even know what ignorant means.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Jasmine goes to where Gino and Natalie are playing pool.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: It seems like maybe she hugs Michelle because there's like
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: a bunch of people there, and then she yells, why
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: are we bringing in the horrors from Vegas? And Natalie
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: comes up and she I mean full on pushes her,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: like physically pushes her.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Jasmine pushes Natalie, which she does. Remember when that would
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: get you kicked off a show like in the real world?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah would the good old times, if you slap somebody,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: you would get kicked off TV.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: You sure would, but not now and melee ensues. We
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: see Natalie like running around the Triple time to get
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: at her and.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Matt and Pino goes, hey, keep your hands off of her.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: And Matt is standing behind Jasmine laughing because he's the
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: old He's the ultimate hype man. He's like, look about
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: the girl.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: So did Michelle invite Jasmine to stir up shit or
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: did she just let it slip where they were going
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: to be that night?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: She was probably like, Oh, I have to go to
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: this thing and meet this new girl. We're going to
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: be at SA Place at eight oh five.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: I will be there.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Also, production has already gotten their license to film there,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: so yeah, may as well show up. Yeah, that's it
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: this week guys for this show. Later this week, I
• 1:15:06
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• 1:15:08
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• 1:15:11
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• 1:15:14
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• 1:15:17
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• 1:15:20
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• 1:15:24
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• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: that is me because you're you are listening myself.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening. Well, you lived it. You don't have to
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I lived it. Yeah, that show is getting good because
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: of all the stuff that's coming out about Xena and
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: her first husband from the Gambia.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I've sent it to you. Right, you've seen it?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've sent it to you. Did we suld talk
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: about it? We haven't talked about it, but I've sent
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: it to you. She had a full first husband in
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: the Gambia who stole all her money and then she
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: was like stuck there and couldn't get back to the UK.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: And now she's doing it again. And she found out
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: that he was married with kids and yeah, and then
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: she got stuck there because he stole all her money
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: and she couldn't get home and she had to call
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: her first husband who like maybe she had some of
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: the kids with, to give her money so she could
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: get home from the Gambia. And now she's done it
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: a second time. Crazy. There's like videos of like her
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: and the first guy like this is my husband. His
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: name is Da Da. It's a whole different guy that crazy.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: He's done this twice. Yeah, what did we say?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: The show is called Not Learning from My Mistakes?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, things I could have learned to make
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: me not do the same thing twice.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, terrible, terrible, Wow, No wonder her family is so
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: done with her.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: And they're just like, I just is anybody gonna say,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: remember when you did this two years ago? Or no?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: At what point does the word conservatorship get brought up? Oh?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Everybody, make sure to be listening to Kimberly and Katie
• 1:17:05
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• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: cover Dateline. What are you covering this week? Since I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: know Dateline's off? You guys are going into the archives?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: What are you covering?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called internal affairs, not the podcast. There was
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: a Dateline podcast, but that's a different case. Okay, and
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: this is a really wild case. You're gonna like it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and can so if I just go to Peacock
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• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I have no time to watch.
• 1:17:35
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• 1:17:38
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• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: that I was giving the wrong season number. But apparently
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: it's different for different people depending on what version of
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Peacock you have or if you've done some sort of update.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: So people were like it, it's not that episode. It's
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: not there. It's so annoying when you guys cover episodes
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: that we can't watch, And I'm like, we've never covered
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: an episode that you can't watch.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Why why how would we watch it because then we
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: don't get creators.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to watch it. So anyway for us,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: like for me, Internal Affairs is season twenty four, but
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: for someone else it might be twenty five or twenty three.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: So who's the host of it? Who hosts it? Mank
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: mank Okay, So we'll say on peacock, look up dateline
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Internal Affairs with Josh Mankowitz and that should pop up.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the He hosted the podcast too, So
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: he hosted the podcast that was called Internal Affairs. They're
• 1:18:40
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• 1:18:41
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