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Episode 67: Keeping it Real... Estate · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze and Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: No minors, mature audiences only. All right, so one more time. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I pressed all the wrong buttons.
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  Speaker 2: One more time with what? Like, start over. I don't
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  Speaker 2: remember what we were talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we recorded for two minutes. I realized it was
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  Speaker 1: screwed up, and now we're recording again. So start over.
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  Speaker 1: You were talking about me. Let's talk about me. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, take two. All right, here we go. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Eric Ledbetter is back. He is a real estate expert
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  Speaker 2: and overall good guy. Listener of the podcast, for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: you walked in here saying you've been listening to this show.
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  Speaker 1: Still, we're on episode 67. I know.
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  Speaker 2: You were excited to be on what number? 69. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 2: Tyler Rothrock will be back for that episode. He claimed
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  Speaker 2: that one early.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure. I mean, Tyler's been on here a lot,
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  Speaker 1: and I have a little bit of Tyler envy. Would
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  Speaker 1: you say he's been on here a little too much?
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  Speaker 1: I think so. No comment.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about every time that we're going
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  Speaker 2: to be doing a show?
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  Speaker 1: Every week, we record this podcast on Monday, typically, every Monday.
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  Speaker 1: And I normally take a little nappy nap before we
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  Speaker 1: record the episode. And I awake from my nap every
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  Speaker 1: week thinking, today's the day Tyler Rothrock is going to
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  Speaker 1: be back. He's going to be back here. I can
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  Speaker 1: feel it. I can feel it every week.
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  Speaker 2: But truth be told, I book the guests and schedule
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff. And you don't know who's going to
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  Speaker 2: be here each week. It's always a surprise, yes. I
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  Speaker 2: think people don't know that about the show. I think
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  Speaker 2: it makes it more compelling, don't you think?
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  Speaker 1: No. Because you get the same.
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  Speaker 2: whiny Joel no matter who's on the show I'm not
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  Speaker 2: whiny there's no preparation I'm prepared and I'm not whiny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I think it's funny that you don't know little
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  Speaker 3: whiny little whiny you don't know and then I like
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  Speaker 3: walk around the corner and you're like oh there's Schmuck
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  Speaker 3: again no.
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  Speaker 1: No I knew who you were I don't think you're
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  Speaker 1: a Schmuck either.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thanks not at all I like your house it's
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  Speaker 2: nice thank you very much thank you thank you just
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  Speaker 2: bought a house not too long ago how long ago
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  Speaker 2: was it I think you moved in here in April
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  Speaker 2: I should know this shouldn't I May maybe I bought
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  Speaker 2: a house day.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't it the first week of April? Yeah, I think so. See,
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  Speaker 1: if you had a realtor, they would remind you when
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  Speaker 1: your house date was. Oh, would you?
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  Speaker 3: Do you put that in your calendar? I mean, we
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  Speaker 3: do all kinds of stupid things like that. We'll send
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  Speaker 3: them a card or send them a text.
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  Speaker 1: And say, happy anniversary. Oh, that's nice. Who do you
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  Speaker 1: work for again? I work for Coldwell Banker, Hearthside. One
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  Speaker 1: more time, a little slower. Coldwell Banker, Hearthside. And if
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  Speaker 1: people want to buy or sell, they just call you?
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  Speaker 1: They call me. They go right to my website. Is
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  Speaker 1: that all people's names? Coldwell Banker and Harthside? No. Harthside's
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  Speaker 1: like the, not the tag name, like the branch. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it's called. Sounds like a bank. Kind of, right? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's been around for 120 years. Wow. Yeah. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I've been selling real estate for that long too.
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  Speaker 1: How long have you been doing that? 15 years. Do
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  Speaker 1: you buy into the argument that if you're renting, you're
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  Speaker 1: wasting money? Yes. Mikey, why are you wasting money there, Mr. Becker?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we should talk. Let's talk about this.
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  Speaker 2: That is a great question. So I guess people that
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  Speaker 2: don't have a ton of money to put down are
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  Speaker 2: just afraid to even try. You know, probably, you know,
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  Speaker 2: to attempt the process.
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  Speaker 1: I will say, I mean, like for the longest time,
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  Speaker 1: the reason why I thought I would never own a
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  Speaker 1: house is because I thought that the down payment would
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  Speaker 1: just wipe out my savings, which essentially it did. It's
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  Speaker 1: an investment. I always thought that the down payment would
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  Speaker 1: end up being a lot more than it was.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's the, that's the misnomer real estate. Like there's
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  Speaker 3: so many different programs out there for people. And you know,
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  Speaker 3: the first go-to is people think, Oh, I don't have
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  Speaker 3: good credit. Well, what does that mean? So like, well,
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  Speaker 3: they are like, I have a 600 credit. Well, that's actually,
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  Speaker 3: you can get approved with a 600 credit. Most of
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  Speaker 3: the lenders and I'm not a lender, but most of
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  Speaker 3: the lenders will say 580 and above. They can probably
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  Speaker 3: make something work. So, you know, that, that, and then
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  Speaker 3: you can get houses for zero down. I mean, there's
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  Speaker 3: zero down, lots of zero down, first time home buyers,
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  Speaker 3: USDA programs.
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  Speaker 1: That's for me. That's the kind of thing I need
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  Speaker 1: to put anything down. Yeah. Sounds lovely. Why didn't you
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  Speaker 1: do that? What's your credit score again? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Let's all share. Seven, 10, seven, 10, seven, 10. It's
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  Speaker 1: gotta be. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's like six 80 to seven, somewhere around there.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Isn't that good? Yeah, that's like really good, isn't it? What?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's like excellent. I think it's good.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty excellent. A 710 is pretty excellent. You'd be
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  Speaker 1: in the excellent range.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, then I'm probably not 710 right now. At one
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  Speaker 2: point I was. I know it's not like... Anyway, so
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  Speaker 2: if I wanted to put zero down, I could actually
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  Speaker 2: do that, right?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it like.
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  Speaker 2: It's for a specific income range or just credit range?
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  Speaker 1: How does that determine that?
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  Speaker 3: Again, I have to say that I'm not a lender,
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  Speaker 3: but what I will tell you just in my experience
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  Speaker 3: is There's a great program called the USDA loan.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And it's for houses that are outside of cities typically.
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  Speaker 1: So like in rural neighborhoods.
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  Speaker 3: So if you can qualify for a USDA, it's typically
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  Speaker 3: 0% down, which is really wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: So when you moved in here, you did not get
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  Speaker 2: your house inspected, right?
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  Speaker 1: I had somebody come like look at it, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't get it inspected, inspected. How do you think you
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  Speaker 1: handled that situation? Those are the worst clients in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody had just bought it a year before I bought it.
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  Speaker 1: So there was no reason to get it inspected again,
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  Speaker 1: especially because I had a copy of the inspection from
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  Speaker 1: a year prior. Oh my God. What could happen? Please
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  Speaker 1: weigh in. Please weigh in. I had a copy of
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  Speaker 1: the inspection from a year prior with a detailed, you know,
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  Speaker 1: 40 page write-up of the things that they did find
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  Speaker 1: and how they fixed it again a year prior. So
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  Speaker 1: I felt no need to get it inspected again when
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  Speaker 1: it was so fresh.
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  Speaker 2: So as an expert, Even though it was inspected a
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  Speaker 2: year prior, you would definitely recommend getting it done anyway, yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the thing is, is that there's always that
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  Speaker 3: safety net of having the inspection, right? So like, yes,
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  Speaker 3: nothing's probably gone wrong since you've lived here that would
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  Speaker 3: have been caught on an inspection maybe, but you never know.
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  Speaker 3: And so a lot of times it's just a protection
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  Speaker 3: for you. You could have saved money too. You could
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  Speaker 3: have said, hey, the roof is XYZ or this is XYZ.
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  Speaker 3: You know, can you take some money off the price
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  Speaker 3: of the house? And they probably would have. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 3: just it though.
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  Speaker 1: She would have argued. But there was nothing to do.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the appliances are all new. The roof was
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  Speaker 1: less than two years old. Well, listen, I'll say this.
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  Speaker 3: For you, if you're happy with what you bought and
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  Speaker 3: you were okay leaving inspections, that's completely your prerogative, right?
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  Speaker 3: But as a realtor, I would say, I just want
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  Speaker 3: to be safe. And if you're having kids move in
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  Speaker 3: or you have people over here, you want to just
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  Speaker 3: make sure everything's working no totally yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This section by the way not to bash you more
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  Speaker 2: of an educational part it sounds a little bashy let's
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  Speaker 2: go back to let's go back to bashing him why
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  Speaker 2: don't you live in a house no i don't want
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  Speaker 2: to where's your house well now i feel more confident
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  Speaker 2: and actually maybe attempting that you know especially if there's
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  Speaker 2: i don't know i think that a lot of times
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  Speaker 2: people would be afraid of just the rejection you know
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  Speaker 2: what i mean of Thinking they have their opportunity here
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  Speaker 2: and then being shut down.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It could be a little disheartening.
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  Speaker 3: Well, unless you're paying cash, the very first step is
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  Speaker 3: to get a pre-approval, right? So to get a lender
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  Speaker 3: to just pre-approve you and see what your buying power is.
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  Speaker 3: And that's typically the first thing to do. And they're
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  Speaker 3: going to say, you know, Becker, you can buy up
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  Speaker 3: to a million dollars or let's stay at $ 100, 000 or
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  Speaker 3: you can't do it at all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Years ago, I was interested in a rent to own situation.
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  Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a big fan just because I think that
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  Speaker 3: there's too much legality in there. So like you could
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  Speaker 3: rent for a year and all that money. What happens
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  Speaker 3: if somebody takes your money and runs? What happens if
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  Speaker 3: you don't like the house after a year? It's falling apart,
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  Speaker 3: you know, something. And then you lose that potential, you know,
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  Speaker 3: that money that you've spent on the property. And a
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  Speaker 3: lot of times you need a huge down payment, like
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  Speaker 3: a huge security deposit. And a lot of times it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't come back to you if you decide to change
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  Speaker 3: your mind.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bummer.
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  Speaker 2: I never went through with it, but yeah. I'm glad
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  Speaker 2: I didn't because then the pandemic happened and it was
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  Speaker 2: a whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Educational podcast. We're on episode 6-7, by the way. I
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  Speaker 2: know you were looking forward to that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 2: Well, with that, episode 67, Blazed and Confused, let's start
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you said 6-7. You said it. That
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  Speaker 1: was gross. You just said it again.
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  Speaker 4: The Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. The
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  Speaker 4: trivia podcast where truth.
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  Speaker 1: Theory, and THC collide.
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  Speaker 4: Let's spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge. The
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  Speaker 4: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
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  Speaker 1: Now. All right. Two of us are drinking. One of
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  Speaker 1: us is not. I'm not drinking. Keep that in mind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not drinking. What is that? It's a drink, but
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  Speaker 1: it's not open. I'm not drinking it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I'll drink it. You can have it if you want.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really like these. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Episode 67, this particular episode, brought to you by Arizona.
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  Speaker 1: Spiked tea. That's just it. It could be brought to
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  Speaker 1: you by Arizona, but it's not because I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just testing it out. I don't like it. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: It could be. Oh, you don't like it? No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't like these. All right. Sorry, Arizona.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: You cannot work with us. We won't allow it. Arizona,
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  Speaker 1: it's weird. I drink your spiked iced tea, and there's
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  Speaker 1: a weird kickback flavor. You know when you drink something...
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  Speaker 1: And the first three seconds are okay, but then all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden it's like, oh my God, that was awful. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The answer is no. The answer is no.
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  Speaker 2: We have a lot of other people lined up. Eric Ledbetter,
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  Speaker 2: you could sponsor this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to.
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  Speaker 2: You keep rejecting me. Episode 67. My name is Becker.
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  Speaker 2: That's my friend Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Say hey.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hey. We did a pretty long opening there. I
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  Speaker 2: guess we should get down to business here and learn
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  Speaker 2: some more things.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think? You have your papers? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: have my papers. You like my new iPhone? I finally
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  Speaker 1: got rid of my orange iPhone. You only had that
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  Speaker 1: for like a year, right? Yeah. I'm on the iPhone
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  Speaker 1: upgrade program. So I got the, what's this? The iPhone 18.
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  Speaker 2: What does a iPhone upgrade program costs a person? Like
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  Speaker 2: 50 bucks a month.
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  Speaker 1: There's this new program that's called Apple upgrade, which is
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  Speaker 1: different than the Apple upgrade program, which apparently now they're ending.
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  Speaker 1: So it's this new program where you're technically leasing the phone.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess it's not really your phone. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: There was all these financial experts online that were saying
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  Speaker 1: how awful it is, but I don't really care. You
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  Speaker 1: get a new phone every year, which That's kind of
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  Speaker 1: what I like. Did you see the pictures of the
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  Speaker 1: new iPhone Duo?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is it like that? Is that what it's called?
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  Speaker 1: The Duo? It's like a flip phone? Yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 1: flip phone, but it flips and it looks like an iPad.
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  Speaker 1: It flips open. I don't like it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I really hope that they don't catch on because I
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  Speaker 1: think it looks ridiculous. Yeah? I kind of don't think
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  Speaker 1: they're going to catch on, though. What do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see it? Did I see the phone? Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's really nice. But doesn't Google or Galaxy or one
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  Speaker 1: of them have it already? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Samsung, I think.
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  Speaker 1: George Wacker, I think, has one of those. Remember he
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  Speaker 1: opened that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Video quality is really cool, though. It just looks tacky
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  Speaker 1: sitting there with like an iPad thing.
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  Speaker 2: But I think maybe for that kind of business, it
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  Speaker 2: depends on what you do. You know, maybe it could
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  Speaker 2: be helpful for every day. Again, people walking around with
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  Speaker 2: their big-ass iPads.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope that that doesn't catch on, really.
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  Speaker 1: They're like two grand and like $ 3, 200.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. That's crazy. That's nuts.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. I'm going to put that toward
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  Speaker 2: a home. Don't buy a fancy phone program.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Instead, get a house. Yeah. The same price. The
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  Speaker 1: same price. For the same price. Or even zero down. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, we got some rapid round questions for you. We
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  Speaker 2: got 10 questions, 60 seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. See, this is me. Oh boy. I forget. I
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  Speaker 1: forget the algorithm. Yuck. I just took a sip of
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  Speaker 1: the air. So you wasted it. It's not good. Arizona,
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  Speaker 1: stop calling us. All right. We're just not going to
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  Speaker 1: work with you. Put that down. I mean, I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Arizona doesn't look, call me. Oh yeah. That's horrible. You
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  Speaker 1: can have mine. The game begins in three, two, one.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Eric, what does the abbreviation N.A. usually mean? Non-applicable? Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Who played the role of the Grinch in the 2000
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  Speaker 2: film How the Grinch Stole Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: Jim Carrey? Yeah. What's a baby whale called? A fishy.
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  Speaker 2: What is 30 divided by 5? 6.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Cherry, grape, and plum, they're all types of which fruit? Cherry, grape,
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  Speaker 1: and plum are all types of... I don't know. What?
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  Speaker 2: We'll pass on that one. How many strings does a
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  Speaker 2: standard guitar have?
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  Speaker 1: Six. Yes. What is the chemical symbol for carbon dioxide? CO2. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Introduced in 1936, what was the first Jell-O pudding flavor?
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  Speaker 1: Vanilla. No. What's the only bird that can fly backwards?
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: A peliquin. A peliquin?
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  Speaker 2: That's a made-up bird, I think. A peliquin's a bird,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it? I think it's a pelikin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, a pelikin.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Joel, for agreeing to see. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 2: let that one slide, I don't think. Where on your
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  Speaker 2: human body would you find your umbilicus?
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  Speaker 1: Your belly. Yeah, it's your belly button. All right, let's recap.
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  Speaker 1: You did okay. Not bad. No, I did terrible. That
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  Speaker 1: wasn't that bad. We started strong. This is so stressful.
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  Speaker 1: The abbreviation N.A., I don't know if I would have
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  Speaker 1: gotten this, but I use N-A a lot. Not applicable.
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  Speaker 2: Is it applicable or is it applicable?
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  Speaker 1: I say applicable. I used to read commercials.
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  Speaker 2: It was like with applicable terms or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Was it applicable? Applicable. Applicable terms. Applicable terms. Applicable. Maybe applicable. Applicable.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of fun to say. Yeah, applicable. I said peliquent, so.
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  Speaker 1: That's also fun to say. W-W-W. Remember learning how to
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  Speaker 1: do that? W-W-W. They don't have to do that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Who else? Who played the role of this? Who else?
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  Speaker 1: Who played the role of the Grinch in the 2000
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  Speaker 1: film How the Grinch Stole Christmas? Jim Carrey. I could
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  Speaker 1: have done without the whole thing. They should have just
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  Speaker 1: left it alone with the original one. Agreed.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: I think I might have watched it one time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't remember. It's weird. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Jim Carrey
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  Speaker 1: kind of gets under my skin after a while, too.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't he bother you after a while? I love Jim Carrey.
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  Speaker 1: I can't stand him. You can't stand him? Thank you, yeah.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Just that movie or all together? His face. Yeah. The
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: way he talks. Yeah, I never really was a huge fan.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: He's talented, but not my cup of tea. Next one.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Sorry to offend you. What is a baby whale called?
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: A calf. Did we do this one? What's 30 divided
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: by 5? 6. We did do that one. He didn't
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: get this one right. Cherry, grape, and plum are all
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: types of what? Which fruit?
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Cherry, grape, and plum are all types of tomatoes.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: That seems fake. cherry tomatoes grape tomatoes plum tomatoes yeah yeah.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: You ever have a plum before like on their own
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: no disgusting are they i don't like them.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: They're good do you the sweet ones not the sour
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: people like plums no not for me you ever prune
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: you ever prune no no i remember my dad used
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: to call me that as an insult growing up a
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: prune you're a prune what's that mean I don't know.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: It sounds bad, though. I don't know. I've never heard
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: it used as an insult. That's really funny. Were you
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: shriveled or something? What's that mean? I don't know.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: When you're all like, I don't know, shriveled old man.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: People say like shriveled like prunes, right? Aren't they shriveled fruit?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I don't know. Sure. Anyway. You're a prune.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: What else did we learn? Strings and a guitar, six.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: The chemical symbol for carbon dioxide, CO2. Pulled that right
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: out of my butt. The first jello pudding flavor. It
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: was either going to be vanilla or chocolate. Yeah, it
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: was definitely chocolate. 1936.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: You like pudding? I do like pudding. What's your go-to pudding?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I like a rice pudding. What are you, 80? Shut up.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Isn't all pudding old? No, no. Isn't it crazy that
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: rice pudding sounds like an old pudding compared to, I mean,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: chocolate pudding, that has some resemblance of cool. Rice pudding.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: It's not cool. It tastes good, though. See, I like
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: a tapioca. You like a tapioca?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like rice pudding, right? Tapioca and rice
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: pudding are similar.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Isn't it like lumpy pudding? Kind of, yeah. What is it?
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: What's a tapioca pudding? What even is that?
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: What are you laughing at? Because you do sound like
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: a homeowner now. First, you were complaining about the neighbors.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I wasn't complaining about the neighbors. And then you were like,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: get off my land. And then you're like, you like
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: a tapioca pudding? You like a rice pudding? You've aged.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: This house has aged you. For the record, I was
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: not complaining about the neighbors. I just said, and I quote,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I catch their kids hooting and hollering a lot. I
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: hear a lot of hooting and hollering over there.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Don't hoot and holler around him, all right? He doesn't
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Don't have too much fun around Joel. He hates it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: What else? The only bird that can fly backwards. It's
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: a hummingbird. Yeah. Oh, that's not real. You probably got
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: these questions from ChatGPT. I did not. I don't use
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: it like that, man. A lot of news about how
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: fucked AI is. Yeah, we're screwed. I don't want to
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: talk about that. Umbilicus. Umbilicus? Umbilicus. Where on the human
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: body would you find it? Is that why it's called
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: the umbilical cord?
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the umbilical cord. It's all clicking for me now. Yeah,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: you'll remember that.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: It's all coming back to me now. You've seen those
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: videos of Celine Dion singing online? No, what does she
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: do now? She had all that shit wrong with her.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: She's frozen. Isn't she frozen? Yeah, she has like a
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: stiff person syndrome thing. I watched the documentary. That's what
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: it's called. It is. You're making a face. That's what
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: it's called. Stiff person syndrome? Yeah. It's really cut and dry.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: It makes you just like tense up. And you know
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: how hard it is to like sing when your muscles
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: are all.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I never tried it. It's like you're
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: getting electrocuted. That's horrible. No, there was a documentary on
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Amazon Prime a couple years ago. I watched it. It's sad, man.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: But they videoed like it was on camera, like her
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: having one of these stiff person syndrome freak out things.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: It almost looks like a seizure. I hate watching you
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: do it. What?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Your body language. Well, that's not intentional. It's just naturally.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Doesn't it sound like something that you just, I don't know,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: something that was diagnosed. You were just like, oh, you
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: look like a stiff person. The name is a little...
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the full name for it.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I would diagnose you with being a whiny person. You
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: have whiny person syndrome.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not whiny. No, but Celine Dion couldn't sing for years,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: and now she's singing again. Everything like mega lower than
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: it used to be, like a little different keyage. Still good, though?
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: It's okay. Yeah? I mean, it's impressive that she worked
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: towards bringing her voice back. She had to relearn how
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: to sing everything. Yeah, it's really sad. It's all coming
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: back to me now. Want to do some random thoughts? Sure.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I wrote these specifically for you again. I love when
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: you read them.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Blazed and confused. Random thoughts. We've talked about pooping the
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: podcast now two weeks in a row. Let's make it three.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: A man had diarrhea on a roller coaster. leaving 14
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: riders behind him covered. That's foul. That is absolutely foul.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: On a roller coaster.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I just went to Dorney Park the other day and
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I thought about that after I read that.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Sure you did.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Or just being thrown up on. Some girl was like,
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm going to throw up. I'm like,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: if that happens right now, I'll be pissed.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: What would you rather though? Poop or throw up? What
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: a question.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Somebody already threw up on me before and it was
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: the worst night of my life.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Gosh. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: So you'd pick poop. Think about it. I think that
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: throw up is not as bad as poop. I don't know.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: It's pretty disgusting. Yeah, that's awful. I was at an
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Offspring show, the Offspring. Go ahead say it. Your favorite band.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: They're one of my favorite bands. One of. Last time
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: they were the favorite, now they're one of. The show
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: had just started.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I think there might have been a song or two
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: into their set, and all of a sudden I felt
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: this very wet feeling on my neck. And I turned
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: around and there was this guy, he must have been
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: like 350 pounds, and he was just like projectile vomiting
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: all over me.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: And then... everyone was like oh and then i threw
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: up yeah in the middle of the show like on
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: the ground level about 10 feet from the stage like
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: a chain reaction type it was horrible yeah because when
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: that happens i can't be around it makes me want
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: to throw up yeah so yeah we're so are you
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: are you afraid to throw up now I think it's gross.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: All that stuff's gross. Obviously, you think it's gross. Everybody
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: thinks it's gross. Which is worse, though? Which is worse?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, am I afraid of it? No. That's the thing.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: It's called emetophobia. These people that are deathly afraid of throat.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I had a teacher in school, ninth grade. She taught history,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: American history. And she literally told us at the beginning
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: of the year. She's like, first day of school. I'll
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: never forget this. She goes... I have a metaphobia and
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: it's the fear of throw up. And if you're going
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: to throw up in my class, you need to just
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: warn me because I'm going to run out. So dude,
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: as a joke, we would be fucking awful. Cause you
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: could just go like, and she'd be like, Oh no, no, no.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I could really get under her skin. I just imagine
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: her like running out screaming. Oh, that's horrible. Awful. Isn't it? Anyway.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: So talking about poop, um, Do you know what a
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: high rocks competition is?
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Do you? No. So I've heard of this before. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: think that they're put on like all over the world,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: but they're like these very intense fitness competitions where you
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: got to like run and then they make you stop
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: running and you got to like lift weights and do burpees.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: It's like it's a crazy intense fitness competition that all
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: these people that look like they do steroids, you know,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: they go to these competitions. Yada, yada, yada. Okay, so there's...
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: a high rocks competition two weeks ago in Beijing, I believe.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: And there's this girl from Australia. What's her name? Joanna
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: wider Zach. Okay. And in the middle of, in the
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: middle of the high rocks race competition, she's running around,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: running her ass off, literally running her ass off. She
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: had a, how do you say a bowel movement as
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: she was running to the point where it was like,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: running down her leg i mean both legs like crazy
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: but the worst part is she kept going this happened
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: at like the very beginning of the race and she
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: kept going this is like upwards of an hour of
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like shit just running down her leg she ended up
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: winning the freaking race really she finished in an hour
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: and one minute an hour and one minute so there's
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: this big like debate online now should she be the
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: winner or should she be disqualified? Like, should she have
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: been disqualified as soon as they saw, oh, my God,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: there's shit running down your leg, girl. Get out of
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: this race. Like, you can't be the winner. Get out.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Because here's the other part of the argument. It's shared
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: workout equipment. Like, at one point in this race, they'll
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: make you, like, stop and, like, you know, pick up
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: a medicine ball and, you know, do this, that, and
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the other thing or pick up a bunch of weights.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: And if you got shit all over it. If you
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: got shit all over them.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: If you're running the competition, like you're the person organizing it,
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: then you should be aware that this could happen.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: And this is on you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: You should have people standing at the equipment, wiping it
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: off after everybody leaves.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So it says here that, what's her name? Zach,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: whatever her name is. She initially posted about the win
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: with the attitude of, well, a win is a win.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: But she later deleted the post after the backlash. High Rocks,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: they later admitted that officials should have intervened They apologized
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: and they have now changed their rules so directors can
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: remove an athlete when bodily fluids create a health risk.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: That's shitty. Shitty, isn't it? So she came out and
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: apologized now and said that she should have withdrawn. But
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: she's still a winner. Yeah, good for her. There's a
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: lot of runners that... You say good for her, but
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: look up the pictures and I think you'll have a
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: different view because it's a... Okay. Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I take your advice. Yeah, I'll... They're looking up really
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: quick now. There's a lot of runners that run and
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: like they want to finish. So they just go to
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: the bathroom while they're running. I've heard that.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Which I suppose is okay. If you're like wearing
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: like an adult diaper, but for it to just like
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: be flowing out of.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: My guess is you don't though. It'll slow you down.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: So you just got to let it go.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like her face in his picture either.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. See, let me see. Oh, Oh, that's awful.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I changed my mind. I should have gave her last place.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: That's pretty disgusting.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You know, you never prove this way. Yeah. Every week,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: every week, it's always a typo. I read his random
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: thoughts every week with typos. A gold retriever tried to
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: befriend a burglar. I saw this video. This is funny.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: What would you do if you came face to face
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: with a burglar while they were mid burglar ring? That
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: is a little scary.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: What if you walked into your home and somebody was
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: just there? Not necessarily attacking you, but you kind of
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: ran into each other like, oh, I was.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: In the middle of robbing you and now you're here.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that's happened before. I don't know. What would
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: you do? Would you hit the balls to attack them? No,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: probably not. I'd probably scream like a little girl and
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: run out of the house. Get the dog and run.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: What about you? Would I attack them? Have you seen me? No.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: five foot six and be like, no, knock it off.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: You stop it. The video with the gold retriever is
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: very funny. Actually. Did you actually watch the gold retriever? Yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: It's very cute.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Well, it was weird. The guy broke into the house.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I find it weird when people have surveillance cameras inside
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: their house everywhere. It's like, you know, we got this
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: perfectly on camera, this video of this dude breaking through
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: a window in their kitchen and then he's just in
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: their house. But what does he do? He sits down
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and like, helps himself to yogurt that he stole from
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: their fridge. He sits there, he chows down, he sits,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: he watches TV. He like changes clothes. Like he just
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: like hung out in their house for two hours. And
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: there's the other thing I'm thinking is this guy breaks
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: into this house and doesn't think to himself, wow, there's
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: surveillance cameras everywhere. Like I know that I'm on video
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: right now, but yeah, the dog, instead of being a
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: guard dog and like barking, Embraced him. Embraced him and
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: wanted to be his friend and was bringing him toys. Aww. Yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: What a good dog. Did they catch the guy? Yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: they caught the guy. See? Because of the gold retriever.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: The gold one. Gold retriever. If Trump had a retriever,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: it would be a gold one. Jeez. Are you going
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: first or am I going first? Yeah, I'm going first.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: All right. Question number one. Uh, hmm. What should I
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: start with? Hmm. Why don't we start with the very easy, like, word,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: word questions? Words with friends. That could be the category.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: All right. What's the only English word that's formed by
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the first three letters of the alphabet? Cab. Very good. Yeah.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Look at that. CAB. Look at that. That was way
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: too easy. That was way too easy. Well, you know,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: you didn't do good last week with my question. That's fine.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: That's fair. I never really do good. All right. Question two.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Or well. Sorry. All right, well, fuck you. This will
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: be a lot harder.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: My English teacher from fifth grade would be very happy
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: with that.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: World history. Which empire was ruled by Genghis Khan? Remember
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: that song? Who does that song? I remember it, but
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I can't. Gangnam Style? No, no, no. Genghis Khan. There's
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: that song. Isn't that like the Glass Animals or something?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: uh or mike snow.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: That makes sense it's one of those alternative artists that
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: you would talk shit on or something.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Mike snow i was right yeah all right yeah i
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: would talk shit on that i know read the question
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: again well that's from 2016 geez that's 10 years ago
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: anyway uh what was the question world history which empire
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: was ruled by gangas khan i just want to say
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: egyptian empire The Egyptian Empire? I thought, but I don't
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: think it's right. Final answer? Yeah. What is it? Correct
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: answer is the Mongol Empire. I would never have known that. Obviously. Yeah. Obviously.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: You knew that. You're always talking about it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Don't you remember the Mongols? Yeah. No, I don't at all.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: What are the other empires that we learned about back
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: in the day? The Ottoman Empire? The Ottoman Empire? Sure.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I remember them. I remember them. The Roman Empire? Empire? Sure,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: that sounds like empire-y. What other ones? Aztecs. Does that
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: sound like an empire? The Incans? The Incans, sure. The
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Incan Empire? Maybe, yeah. That's pretty much it, I think.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think that Egypt is an empire. Egyptian Empire.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Look it up. What makes it an empire? Look it up.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: It strikes back. Yeah, see? An empire is a political
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: state that rules over multiple people's territories or nations. Oh,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: is it like the American Empire? Geez. Oh, I'm just joking.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: American Empire. Very cheap gas in America, as of recently.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Doing such a good job. Basically free. Basically free. Zero down.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: There's a loan for that. There's going to soon be
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: a loan for gas. There's a gas loan. That's not
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: a bad idea. That is a really good idea. Tempting,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: isn't it? No. Next. Question three. I think I prepped
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: too many questions this week. Well, you usually have nothing prepped,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: so it's an improvement. Yeah, funny. I might have to
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: give you five instead of four. Great. Okay, let's do
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: this one. Movies. What 1940 Disney film combined animation with
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: classical music featuring segments like The Sorcerer's Apprentice and Night
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: on Bald Mountain? Read it again. What 1940 Disney film
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: combined animation with classical music featuring segments like The Sorcerer's
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Apprentice and Night on Bald Mountain?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: The second one sounds like a porno. On Bald Mountain.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you have any idea? I can
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: picture it, but I feel like it's Mickey Mouse something
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: or other. I'm probably very wrong.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I'm going to go with Mickey
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Mouse something or another. I have no idea.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: The correct answer is Fantasia. But that's Mickey Mouse. That
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: is Mickey Mouse. Yeah, but it's not the name. The
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: name of it is Fantasia. Some people call it that, though. What?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Something with Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse something
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: or other. That was a good one. I completely forgot
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: about that. Dude, that's the best Disney movie ever.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Probably saw it when I was a small child, never
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: watched it since.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I prefer Fantasia 2000 because that's the one that I
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: grew up with. You were a what? Two then? Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Hey, at least I was
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: two in 2000. You know, like kids born in 2009
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and 10 can like drive a car now. Isn't that
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy? That makes me very sad. Kids born in
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: 2010 can drive a car? Well, yeah. They're 26 years old. No,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: in 2010. 10 to 20. 16. Yeah. I'm not good
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: with numbers either. I'm a realtor, not a loan officer.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I said it already. Question four. 20. What? Now I'm
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: questioning that zero down. Yeah, really? Yeah, don't believe me.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Run away. It's like, oh, there's a one in many zeros.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I had one of these Arizona, and I feel stupid.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: All right, well, now let's react to that. Yes, a
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: kid born in 2010 can drive a freaking car. Makes
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: me very... Because he's 26. Because he's 26. He's a
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: grown-ass man. He's a grown-ass man. All right, do you
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: want one that you might get right or one you're
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: definitely not going to get right? I'll do the first one,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I guess. Nah, I'd rather give you that one. All right,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I knew I had no actual choice. All right, so
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: your choices were classic TV or geography, and by your choices,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm going to be asking you a classic
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: TV question and not geography. Okay. I'll ask you geography
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: just for shits and giggles real quick, though. Okay. What
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: country has the city of Barcelona? Spain. See, way too easy. Okay.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Way too easy. I prefer that one. I got that right.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Give me the bell. That's not the question. All right.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Classic TV. In the Flintstones, what is Barney Rubble's occupation?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: The same as his best friend, Fred. They're both working construction. Right?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I would have said. Yeah. In the Flintstones,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: what is Barney Rubble's occupation? The same as his best friend, Fred.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: They both work in construction, but they're doing like the....
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: I guess they're operating the dinosaur for like a... What
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: do they call it?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Bad lifeline today, sorry. Yeah.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say in the most generic thing, they
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: work in construction. That's correct.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: But it's a little too generic. It's like a crane operator, right?
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: A crane operator. Or an excavator. All right. I will
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: give you a crane operator. All right. The correct answer
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I was looking for is a quarry worker or a
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: crane operator. Yeah. Okay. He's a crane operator at the quarry.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I did pretty well today. Yeah. Well, not about that,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: but by my standards. All right. Here we go. Okay.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Now we start again.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Question number one.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Now we start again. What is the largest U.S. state
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: by area?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Well, it's either Texas or like Alaska. Might be Alaska.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Because by area, it's either Texas or Alaska. I think
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: it might be Alaska. Final answer? Yeah. Final answer. You
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: agree with him? Nope. What do you think it is? Texas.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: You want to change your answer?
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: No.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: All right. Fine. He got it right. Alaska. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I was trying to throw him off. It's not Texas. Woo.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: You like that song? I mean, it's a bop. You know,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: supposedly the song of the summer is Choose in Texas
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: by Ella Langley. That's true. I think that's widely regarded
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: as the song of something. You don't even know what
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: that is. I have no idea what that is. Do
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you really not know? No, I have no idea. How
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: does it go? The problem with Ella Langley, you know
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: who she is? No, I have no idea. You've never
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: heard of Ella Langley? Maybe. I don't follow that kind
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: of music, I don't think. Is it pop music? She's
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: a country singer that Ella Langley is a little bit
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: too twangy. Like every word that comes out of her
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: mouth sounds like that. Oh, really? Yeah, so the song
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: is called... Do you like her? I don't know her. Oh, okay.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: But you know the song. But you know the song.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I know the reference you're saying. Yeah.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I heard the song in the summer, but I don't
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: know the song. She was in Texas. Can you sing
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: some of it? He's from Texas. I can tell by
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the way. I don't like that. It's very country. It's
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: too country. It's too twangy. All right. Too twangy. Too twangy.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: We're not going to listen to it. Ella Langley could
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: have sponsored the part. No, no. Could have been the
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: theme song of our podcast. But not with that twang.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: No way. Is that only one? Shania twang. Two? That
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: was one. It was? Yeah. Okay. Question two. What's the
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: study of earthquakes called? Earthquakeology. Close. It's definitely an ology.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Is it an ology? It's an ology. Of course it is.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of those out there, you know. Yeah,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of them, at least five. A minimum. Earthquakeology.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Is it Earth somethingology? You do have a lifeline, and
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Eric does not look like he's agreeing with your logic.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I think I know this one, but I was wrong
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: about the last one. Yeah, I'll go to my lifeline.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Eric?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I would say seismology? Seismology? Seismology. I was going to
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: say vibology, but that's wrong. So I said seismology. Vibology. Jeez.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: All right. So you've heard his guest. You want to
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: go with his? Jeez. I can't believe I just wasted
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: my lifeline on that. No, thank you. Sizologist. I'll go
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: with that. A sizologist? Yeah. That sounds so wrong. Even
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: though I told you it was an ology? Yeah, sizology. Oh,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, it would be. But it's wrong. You
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: didn't have it right, though. I did?
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Seismology.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Seismology. Yeah. Thank you. Isn't that what I just said? Well,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: a seismologist is a person that studies seismology. Okay. We'll
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: give it to you. We'll give it to you. Absolutely. Absolutely.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: You got it.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Calm down.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Whiny person syndrome. He's trying to cheat me from points here.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the next one. Question three. That sounded
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: so wrong. Now I'm glad I went to my lifeline.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Eric. You're welcome. Seismologist. Maybe you'll like me now. Seismology.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: What's the first month of the year to have 30 days?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. I should know that. Wait, the first month
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: of the year to have 30 days. Don't you know
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: the rhyme?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: You know how it's like January, then February, then March.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: March and April, May and June, and July and August. September, October, November, December,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: 12 months in a year. You do know your months. Yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: but that song doesn't tell you which one has 30 days, though.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Do the rhyme. You already used your lifeline. He's already helping. March.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: It might be March. March. Is there a March 31st?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think there is. No. March 31st. 30 days. Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm saying. Okay. There's definitely 31 days in January,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: but there's definitely not in February. I think February is what,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: like 28 or something? 29? I should know this. This
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: is so bad.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: It's definitely not 32. It's not. I knew that too.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: March 31st. Something tells me March. I don't think that
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: there's 31 days in March. I think March only goes
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: to the 30th. You need to spring ahead. Spring one more.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: One more. Okay. Thank you. April. April. I'm going to
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: go with April. Final answer. God damn it. Thank you
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: very much. Thank you. I would have said. March. I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: would have said March. Wait, so March 31st is a thing? Yeah,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: that exists. Okay. But he also helped you a lot,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: by the way. Yes, thank you. Two lifelines, I'm counting them.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get points with Joel. Do you
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: remember the 31st day of March? No, I don't. Question four.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: What word comes from the Greek for star sailor?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? What word comes from the Greek for
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: star sailor? Gee, I don't even know where to start
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: with this one. What word comes from the Greek for what?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Star sailor. Can I give him a clue? No, you've
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: been helping him most of the time. This is so broad.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: He got it right away. I gave you multiple choice
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: last week. I think you should give me multiple choice.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I don't have them prepared. Alright, hold on.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Let me write them down. Where are your pens? Is
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: it poop coaster? Is it poop runner? Is it poop canoe?
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Or is it astronaut? I'd say D, astronaut. Yeah, it's
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: fucking astronaut. Star sailor. What a weird-ass question that was.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Read it again. The Greek word for star sailor. Is astronaut.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Is astronaut. Yeah, but what was your question? How was
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: it worded?
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: What word comes from the Greek for star sailor? Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: so shouldn't it have said, what question comes from.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: The Greek word for.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. That's the way it was written online.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: It wasn't ChatGPT either. That just feels awkward. It just
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: feels weird to me, doesn't it?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You still got it wrong. Technically.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Because I gave you all three bullshit, no unintended answers.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I would have chose Poop Canoe. It's time for The.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Marching Minute.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: The show is held together by duct tape and paper clips.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: What'd you bring?
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, hi.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Well, I got you a little bit of a housewarming gift. Oh,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: thank you very much.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: And this is just, again, to score some points with you.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Cause I feel like.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: You hate me.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: It's both a Halloween candy dish, or you can just
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: hang it and put it somewhere.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I would not have guessed candy dish. I wouldn't have
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: guessed big boo, but I like it. Thank you very much.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Because I want you to be my boo. I want
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: me to be your boo. That's what I want to say.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I'm honored. Thank you.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the big boo. But it goes with
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: my munchie minute.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Did you bring a munchie? I did, but we could
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: totally do yours. No, no. Yours is always cool. Do
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: you want to do yours?
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: No, it's not really cool. I just thought, I thought
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: of a snack that maybe I, I don't know, Joel
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: never had before. For some reason, I just felt like
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: you've never had this classic stoner treat. That's also dishwasher safe,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: just so you know.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Thank you. Have you ever actually
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: had a pork rind before? Uh, didn't you have these?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: You brought them the last time I was here. Did
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I really? Are you serious? I was going to say,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I feel like I've only had those once because they were,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I thought.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: That that was the case and I brought a backup snack.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: And he ate them and was like, these aren't too bad.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: All right, good. I was right to assume that. Protein Cheez-Its?
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: These are like Cheez-Its, but they're supposed to be healthier.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I know you're trying to gain some weight. I thought, oh,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: there's a healthy snack alternative. These are called Wild, W-I-L-D-E,
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: protein crackers. This is the classic cheddar.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Very small bag that I'm guessing was very expensive.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: 87 bucks?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That wasn't so bad. You know, anytime they put
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the P word on it, it's expensive. Protein. It becomes pricey.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Let's try these. Everything says protein now. Yeah. I like those. ASMR. Oh,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: that's not bad. They're pretty damn good. 12 grams of protein.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: What's that per serving? I wonder what a serving is. What,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: like six of them? Look on the back. He doesn't
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: know that this is all on the back of packaging.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Serving size 20 crackers. It's a good snack. 20 though.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Do you eat snacks at home? Are you a snacky guy?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: I am. Are you? I'm a night snacky guy. Are
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you a cracker guy? Are you like a sweet guy?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Do you like ice cream? What do you snack on? Yeah,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: like ice cream and sweet. Thank you. Ice cream and
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: sweets and cookies and yeah. What about you? What do
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: you snack on at home? I did not grow up
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: a snacky kid, but now that I'm an adult and
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: I have access to real people money, I find myself
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: buying a lot of snacks. Like what? Those dots pretzels
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: as of recently, those are, I told you last week,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: that's a munchie minute that has graduated to a regular
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: snack of mine now. Do you keep fruit in your home?
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Do you have fruit? I try, but, dude, I notice
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: that every time I buy fruit, I end up throwing
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: away at least some of it. Like, I buy strawberries.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: I use most of them, and then there's still a
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: few left, and they get all gross. Honestly, the only
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: fruit that I buy now that I don't throw away
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: is blueberries. I find that blueberries last a really long time.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Do you like blueberries? I do. I don't really like them.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I don't know. They're not, I
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: don't think they taste like much. Yeah. That's why I
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: think there's not enough flavor on them. I don't really
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: seek them out. Like I don't, you know, but I'll
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: eat them after they're there. Bananas. I always try to
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: buy bananas. I have never once bought bananas and ate
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: all the bananas. I just take, I don't know. I
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: have one or two and then it's like, oh God,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I just, I don't know. Put them with some ice cream.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: You'll eat them all. I love bananas. Yeah, I see.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Now that I have a baby, that's all you eat
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: is bananas. I don't know. The taste of banana. I
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: also like artificial banana, like the fake flavor of banana.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Hate it. Hate it.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Always have. I love it. That's also the worst flavor
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: of Laffy Taffy. It's a disgrace to the Laffy Taffy family.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Banana Laffy. Who wants that one?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: I actually agree with you there, but I do like
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: banana chips. Do you like banana chips?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're okay. Like cut up, sliced. But I like
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: banana runts, the candy runts. I like the banana in
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: the runts. Those are good too. Yeah. Hmm. Riveting content. Yeah,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: we're doing really well here. Well, I brought you guys
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: some stuff. What did you bring? I got crackers. And
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I don't like that. I didn't like that cracker. You
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: didn't like it? No, it has a weird aftertaste. Let's see. Kickback.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: All right. Kickback.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: So I was here last Halloween and I brought you guys,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the controversy, controversy, controversy.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Controversy? Of, what's the other way to say it when
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: you're British? Controversy. Controversy? Yeah. I've never heard of that. Yeah,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: you'll need to look it up. Controversary. That's right.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Peloquin. Peloquin.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: So I brought you guys the pumpkins. And remember there
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: was a lawsuit because a lady sued them. They didn't
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: have a face on them.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: So I brought you these and I want to see
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: if you can tell me what the, it's the Kit
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Kat Halloween counts like the.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Okay. You have to open this. I can't do this.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: And you want me to look at it? Yeah, you
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: can look at it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: And I want you to see what the lawsuit is
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: on Kit Kat. What the lawsuit is on Kit Kat. Yeah.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Like what people are complaining about. You want us to guess? Yeah, guess.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: By what they look like? All right. So it looks
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: supposed to look like. Give me one. It's supposed to
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: look like the Count from Sesame Street? No, just the
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Count in general. You want more than one? Count Dracula?
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: So people have a problem with these things right now?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Just look at the picture. Really, guys? Looks like a dick. Really?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: People are crazy. They're saying the picture looks like a penis.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Mine doesn't look like that. Yours isn't a little chocolate Dracula?
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Sorry. All right. And then I brought you these. They're good, though.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: They're so good.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: And then I brought you these. These are Twix, but
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: they're green inside for Halloween. And I thought that was fun.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Ghoulish. Yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: So this is for Joel's new candy dish slash wall hanging.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: So this is a candy dish. You know, I looked
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: it up the other night because I thought to myself,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I am genuinely excited to be a homeowner and to have...
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: trick or treat because I was going to buy the
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: big ass candy bars and be like the cool house
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: on the block that these kids next door that are
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: hooting and hollering all the time. At least they know
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: that Joel, the next door neighbor is going to give
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: full size candy bars, you know, but I don't think
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be home on trick or treat. Oh,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you're going to be working. Yeah, that sucks. So now
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: do I put do I put no, no, you don't
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: size bars out there. No, you do you put a bowl? Well,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: not full size bars, but do I put a bowl
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: out there with the sign that says please take one
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: knowing that one kid is going to come and And
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: take everything five minutes in and trick or treat. My
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: thoughts are you can at least try a little sign.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Then put a, put a camera out there. That's what
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I'll do. I'll put a camera on camera. Please take one.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: And then you'll find that one little asshole that takes
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: all of them. And then you plaster his face all
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: over social media.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Do you know what they say is to put a
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: mirror in front of it? So they watch themselves do
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: it and they won't do it.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, Interesting. Can I have one of those? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah, sorry.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: That's all right.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: They're very good. Do they taste different? No.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: These are green, ghoulish green Twix Halloween edition. They're Twix
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: with some green coloring inside, and they taste very good.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: I have to tell you, one of my coworkers, Becky,
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: shout out to Becky, who's like the unicorn of our office,
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: she told me to go buy these.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. Thank you for bringing snacks. You're welcome. I
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: have a present for you, too, so tell me when
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you want that. Oh, yeah, for me? Well, for both
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: of you. He already got a present. Well, that's for you.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: It's for you. Okay. Once I buy my home with
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: zero down, you can get me a candy dish too.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: I will.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I'll get you a candy dish. He's really stuck on
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: this zero down idea. That's a promise. We can put
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: the studio in your new house. Sure. Then you can
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: start editing. Whatever you want me to do. You want
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: my gift now? Yes, please. Okay. All right, guys. Because
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I love you and I'm trying to score points. I
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: didn't know. Maybe you can help me with this question. Sure.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I thought weed was illegal in Pennsylvania. Is it?
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: It is decriminalized in areas and it is medically approved
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: throughout the whole state.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Got it. But to answer your question, decriminalized essentially does mean, yes,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: it's illegal, but nobody cares, right?
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's illegal, but you're not going to go to jail.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: You're just going to get a fine.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: If it may be small.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: So when they made it legal in New Jersey and
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: a lot of people were going to New Jersey to
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: buy stuff and then coming back and they were getting
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: caught traffic is very, very illegal. Don't do that. I
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: wouldn't ever do that. So then how can you buy
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: it online and have it shipped then to Pennsylvania?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know the rules. Can you do that?
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Let me introduce you to my gift that I bought
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: you guys. Oh, you brought us weed? So Willie Nelson. Oh,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I heard about this stuff. So I bought you this.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Willie Nelson has gummies and he has THC lemon juice
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: and all kinds of stuff.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: So I got you this.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: It's the THC infused Willie soda. It's like black cherry
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: and lime little seltzers.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Awesome. It's already cold.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't even try it, but it's, I think it's
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: the one that makes you a little tired versus the
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: one that makes you yay.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Okay. So, Thank you. Yes. There you go. I mean,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't buy it. Somebody bought it. You don't want
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: to try this now, do you? I feel like I
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: need to... I'm not going to do that now, but
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: do you want to? No, maybe for next week we
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: should do it. Okay. But it makes you tired, though? No,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: it just says relax. Okay. Wouldn't it be funny if
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: we chug one of those? Should we chug it or
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: sip it? I would sip it with ice.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it tastes like, but I was
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: surprised that I could buy it.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: And it's not cheap. Willie Nelson is racking it in.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Maybe you could get it by because it's THC infused.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: But I got gummies too. I mean, the person that
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: bought it got gummies too. Online? Yeah. From Willie Nelson's website.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: From Willie Nelson's website. Straight to that person's front door.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: There's something about like the THC A, B, and C
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: and things that makes it legal.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: There's some kind of... Decaf weed. We are not... Diet weed?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Educators in that department. Decaf weed. Decaf weed. Yeah. There
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: you go, guys. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Housewarming gifts, candy.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: THC drinks. Maybe he'll like me now, Mike. You never know.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Why do you think I don't like you? I like you.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, you know, Becker's glorious idea over
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: here was starting this episode with, yeah, we're going to
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: talk about all the mistakes you made buying your house.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: And then I said, we're not bashing you. It's supposed
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to be educational. We're not bashing you. We're just bashing you.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: No, but I will tell you, you bought at a
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: good time with a good interest rate and a good neighborhood.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is a great house. Thank you very much.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: So congratulations to you. Thank you very much. I hope
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you have many years of that candy dish. Yeah. And
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: think of me every time you do it. And call me.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Love it. Thank you very much. Every day.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: And if people want to buy or sell, uh, they
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: can go right to my website is, uh, the Eric
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Ledbetter team.com.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: And yeah, can I plug something?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Plug, plug away. Um, I just launched a new operating
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: system for realtors. It's called LedbetterOS.com. So just go to Ledbetter,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: L E A D B E T T E R
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: O S.com. And you can sign up.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: It's awesome. Awesome.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Lots of good stuff for realtors on there. Eric Ledbetter,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Eric Ledbetter team. And what's your repair company? Uh, coal banker, hearthside.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Buy or sell, hit them up. That was episode 67.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't even bring up the Pearl jam reference.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I won't. You brought it up last time. That's right.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: See, we all a little forgetful. I brought snacks from
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: the last show. He's bringing up content from the last show.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Keeping it real. Yeah. Episode 67. I'm Becker.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: That's Joel blazed. It confused. We'll do it again next week.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Say goodbye. Everybody at the same time in three, two, one. Good. Bye.
• 52:24
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• 52:28
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