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Ep. 111 - White Clef John · Afternoon Tea Podcast

0:10
SPEAKER_02: What's up, gang?
0:13
SPEAKER_02: Woo! Woo! I'm sick of this studio.
0:18
SPEAKER_02: This is the worst audience ever.
0:20
SPEAKER_02: What up, what up, what up, gang?
0:23
SPEAKER_02: Welcome back, potheads.
0:24
SPEAKER_02: I was about to say tea pots.
0:26
SPEAKER_02: Welcome back, potheads.
0:28
SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the afternoon tea with Killer Ben.
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SPEAKER_02: Bird.
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SPEAKER_02: Where we sip, spill, and be messy.
0:35
SPEAKER_02: Ciao, I'm so excited.
0:36
SPEAKER_02: I cannot remember.
0:37
SPEAKER_02: So sorry.
0:38
SPEAKER_02: If you're watching and it was you, one of y'all told me to try the Tazo uh passion tea.
0:44
SPEAKER_02: So I took my big ass down to the H E B and got me some Tazo uh, what's this called?
0:50
SPEAKER_02: Passion tea.
0:51
SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna make me a little cup right quick.
0:52
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna brew me a little cup while we do our little housekeeping items, y'all.
0:57
SPEAKER_02: How's it going?
0:58
SPEAKER_02: How's everyone feeling?
0:59
SPEAKER_02: Studio audience.
1:00
SPEAKER_01: Feeling good, feeling great.
1:02
SPEAKER_02: Feeling good, feeling Gary.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: Anybody, anything good happened to anybody this week?
1:06
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:08
SPEAKER_02: Ice cube head ass today was a good day.
1:11
SPEAKER_02: Ain't nothing good happening to you this week.
1:13
SPEAKER_02: Nothing.
1:14
unknown: Ice putting my clothes.
1:17
SPEAKER_02: Cut the mic.
1:18
SPEAKER_02: Didn't I tell you not to give him a mic?
1:20
SPEAKER_02: Didn't I tell you?
1:21
SPEAKER_02: I told you not to do it.
1:23
SPEAKER_02: All right, well, we sipping out already told y'all that.
1:25
SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all for sending me the recommendation.
1:27
SPEAKER_02: Please keep sending the recommendations.
1:28
SPEAKER_02: Somebody told me to put some milk in it.
1:30
SPEAKER_02: I ain't had no milk, but I did what I can do.
1:31
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
1:32
SPEAKER_02: Now, where you can follow the show, afternoon tea is available on all podcast platforms: YouTube, Spotify, Apple, etc.
1:40
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1:45
SPEAKER_02: Please, I'm tired of begging y'all.
1:46
SPEAKER_02: Y'all are getting better though.
1:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna get to that in a minute.
1:48
SPEAKER_02: Please like, comment, share, and subscribe.
1:50
SPEAKER_02: Now let's have a little tea party.
1:52
SPEAKER_02: Before we go any further, I think this is the 10th episode.
1:57
SPEAKER_02: Y'all don't understand how grateful I am for this 10th episode.
2:01
SPEAKER_02: Today I watched the 9th episode.
2:04
SPEAKER_02: 11th episode.
2:05
SPEAKER_01: Huh?
2:06
SPEAKER_01: This is the 11th episode.
2:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
2:08
SPEAKER_01: The 10th is out today.
2:11
SPEAKER_02: I missed the 10th.
2:14
SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, fuck it.
2:15
SPEAKER_02: Y'all don't understand how happy I am that we made it to 11th episode.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all.
2:19
SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all for tuning in to the first 10.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: I really, really appreciate that.
2:23
SPEAKER_02: I watched the show today.
2:25
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was the ninth one.
2:26
SPEAKER_02: Auntie Behigh.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: Y'all know how it goes, potheads.
2:28
SPEAKER_02: Anyways, I watched the 10th one today and I was cracking up.
2:34
SPEAKER_02: It was so funny.
2:36
SPEAKER_02: This show just really feels like me and what I want to do and what I want to put out into the world.
2:44
SPEAKER_02: And I'm so happy that y'all crazy asses is tuned in and putting it out into the world with me.
2:50
SPEAKER_02: So thank you.
2:50
SPEAKER_02: I've noticed all the comments.
2:52
SPEAKER_02: Y'all are starting to send in questions.
2:54
SPEAKER_02: Y'all are sharing.
2:55
SPEAKER_02: Now hold on, because y'all tried me this week about that with the Expedia clip.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: If you say anything about men and money, they're coming, they're coming for you, babe.
3:05
SPEAKER_01: Maybe on your ass.
3:06
SPEAKER_02: They are coming for you.
3:07
SPEAKER_02: They will fight for their rights to give you absolutely nothing.
3:14
SPEAKER_02: They will line up in droves, okay?
3:16
SPEAKER_02: They won't line up and do shit else, but fight to argue, not to spend a dollar.
3:21
SPEAKER_02: It's because you don't have any.
3:22
SPEAKER_02: But I appreciate the interaction.
3:24
SPEAKER_02: So thank y'all, everybody who has been rocking with the kid.
3:28
SPEAKER_02: Now that was not on the court.
3:30
SPEAKER_02: I went off the script a little bit, but I had to recognize my potheads.
3:32
SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all so much.
3:33
SPEAKER_02: All right, now let's get messy, bitch.
3:35
SPEAKER_02: Now let's talk about my buzz kill of the week.
3:38
SPEAKER_02: I saw a video.
3:39
SPEAKER_02: Who oh who's the video from?
3:42
SPEAKER_01: About the people, the black girls getting the white Howard's wife, Amy, she was on a podcast.
3:46
SPEAKER_01: I think it's an old clip, but she was just talking about the difference between black women and other ethnicities when it comes to marriage.
3:53
SPEAKER_02: So in the clip, she was saying that when she's around her white friends.
3:57
SPEAKER_02: Now, if you ask me, I don't think the bitch got no white friends, but that's neither here nor there.
4:01
SPEAKER_02: When she's around her white friends, all the girls were talking about how they got married at like 22, 23, and they were, quote, bred by their parents to be and get married.
4:11
SPEAKER_02: When she's around her Asian friends and her Hispanic friends, the same thing.
4:15
SPEAKER_02: But when she's around her black friends, the black girls are not talking about marriage and we're not born and bred to be married.
4:22
SPEAKER_02: And she was almost saying this as if it was a bad thing and as if we should be.
4:26
SPEAKER_02: Now, me personally, I think it's a beautiful thing that you ain't hanging around, that none of these black girls are being bred to be married in no damn 22 years old.
4:34
SPEAKER_02: Think about yourself at 22 years old.
4:39
SPEAKER_02: Why would you be anybody's wife at 22 years old?
4:44
SPEAKER_02: This is not the stone age, babe.
4:46
SPEAKER_02: People are living past 40 these days.
4:48
SPEAKER_02: You can get married a little bit later than 22.
4:51
SPEAKER_02: I think it's, I don't know.
4:53
SPEAKER_02: What's where's the shift happening in the world where everybody is going back to this wife trad?
4:58
SPEAKER_02: What are we doing?
4:59
SPEAKER_02: What's was where's did I miss something?
5:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure, but that is a good question.
5:04
SPEAKER_01: I see a lot of people going back to that rhetoric of being housewives and that whole thing.
5:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and 20.
5:08
SPEAKER_02: She was like 22, 23, yeah, they're bred.
5:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's good for them, baby.
5:12
SPEAKER_02: I'm on whatever, do your thing.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: But I also think it's some some life in not being bred to simply exist to be somebody's wife.
5:21
SPEAKER_02: Right.
5:21
SPEAKER_02: And I think it's really sending the wrong message to all girls.
5:24
SPEAKER_02: But I'm gonna specifically speak to black ones when I'm talking because that's yeah, that's it.
5:28
SPEAKER_01: I would like for us to stop comparing black women to other races.
5:31
SPEAKER_02: I also would like that as well.
5:32
SPEAKER_02: It is very clear that we have a different experience on this earth.
5:35
SPEAKER_02: We navigate this world very, very differently.
5:38
SPEAKER_01: The world navigates us.
5:39
SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
5:40
SPEAKER_01: So it's not gonna be the same.
5:42
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's see when them two fingers touch each other.
5:46
SPEAKER_02: That was a little word right there.
5:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know what?
5:48
SPEAKER_02: Next week, I'm gonna bring me a tambourine.
5:49
SPEAKER_02: That was a little word right there.
5:51
SPEAKER_02: That was a little word right there.
5:53
SPEAKER_02: The world navigates us differently.
5:54
SPEAKER_02: Let's stop all the bullshit.
5:56
SPEAKER_02: Because let's everybody is not getting married, okay?
5:59
SPEAKER_02: And everybody surely ain't getting married to a person that's worth being married to.
6:04
SPEAKER_02: Let's teach younger girls some different things, like some independence.
6:08
SPEAKER_02: It's amazing to be married.
6:09
SPEAKER_02: That's wonderful.
6:10
SPEAKER_02: But if you it ain't the end-all, be all, it's not something you should aspire to be at 22.
6:15
SPEAKER_02: At 22, you need to be in college outside pussy popping at an inter What you shaking your head for?
6:22
SPEAKER_02: That is insane.
6:23
SPEAKER_02: You like to see pussies popping, don't you?
6:25
unknown: Yeah, but you guys are supposed to be encouraging that.
6:27
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
6:28
SPEAKER_02: I I'd much rather you be outside popping a little pussy at the club with your homegirls in a nice little dress and go home drinking responsibly versus standing up in a kitchen or doing whatever wives do.
6:39
SPEAKER_02: I don't even fucking know what they be doing.
6:41
SPEAKER_02: Uh trying to be a wife at 22.
6:47
SPEAKER_02: Would you want to be a husband at 22?
6:50
unknown: Hell no.
6:50
SPEAKER_02: Okay then, thank you.
6:51
SPEAKER_02: So if somebody was like, you need to be a husband at 22, you would think they out there and lost their damn mind, right?
6:57
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
6:58
SPEAKER_02: So why would I see you then coming back and thinking that you deserve a husband is crazy?
7:04
SPEAKER_01: Women can't pop pussy and get married.
7:06
SPEAKER_01: This is what I'm talking about.
7:07
SPEAKER_01: Is your mic on?
7:08
SPEAKER_02: Turn it off.
7:09
SPEAKER_02: I told you not to give him a mic.
7:11
SPEAKER_02: And for those in the who watching, this is a young man that's talking.
7:14
SPEAKER_02: He sounds like an old ass motherfucker, don't he?
7:17
SPEAKER_02: Yes, you deserve a you don't.
7:19
SPEAKER_02: It's with all due respect.
7:20
SPEAKER_02: You don't think your mama ever popped a little pussy?
7:22
SPEAKER_02: All due respect.
7:25
unknown: You're definitely right.
7:26
unknown: You would pop that.
7:27
unknown: And that's why I know.
7:29
SPEAKER_00: So he is scandal.
7:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going.
7:35
SPEAKER_00: She told me as a little nigga.
7:37
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't tell anybody that's about me.
7:40
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I like mama.
7:42
SPEAKER_02: Break mama.
7:43
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna give mama a mic because you tell your damn mic off.
7:46
SPEAKER_02: Anyways, part of this conversation is stop encouraging girls to walk around looking for a damn husband.
7:52
SPEAKER_02: And we don't encourage boys to walk around looking for a damn wife.
7:56
SPEAKER_02: Now, bang the galvo, next topic.
7:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm sick of it.
7:59
SPEAKER_02: I'm sick of getting on my computer and seeing and seeing a 21-year-old bitch talking about come with me to bake some cookies for my seven kids.
8:07
SPEAKER_02: Yo, who I will not come with you.
8:12
SPEAKER_02: I won't come with you to watch you make some cookies.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: Wait, so what is a good age to you for a woman to get married?
8:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't think nobody needs to get married before 30.
8:19
SPEAKER_01: Before 30.
8:20
SPEAKER_01: That's my okay with you.
8:21
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
8:23
SPEAKER_02: Nobody, men, women, nobody navigate the world, experience the world, try some new foods, learn a language, fucking fall off a bike or something.
8:32
SPEAKER_02: I don't fucking know.
8:33
SPEAKER_02: Learn how to paint, learn a new language, backpack across the United States, across Europe, across fucking Mexico.
8:40
SPEAKER_02: Anything but sitting up in the house trying to be somebody's husband or wife before 30 years old.
8:44
SPEAKER_02: It's what's that word?
8:46
SPEAKER_02: Eregus.
8:47
SPEAKER_02: Y'all know what I'm trying to say.
8:54
SPEAKER_02: You know what the hell I'm trying to say.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: Right message, wrong message.
8:59
SPEAKER_02: You get where I'm going with it.
9:00
SPEAKER_02: Get some life.
9:01
SPEAKER_02: No, for real though.
9:02
SPEAKER_02: All jokes aside.
9:03
SPEAKER_02: Get some life experience.
9:05
SPEAKER_02: Enjoy yourself.
9:06
SPEAKER_02: So then when you come to a marriage, you are coming ready and whole.
9:10
SPEAKER_02: As a person that is seeing all sides of life, and you're not coming with this narrow version of what a person should be.
9:17
SPEAKER_02: Because I think that's just really setting y'all both a for failure.
9:21
SPEAKER_02: Both of y'all, go fuck a few people.
9:23
SPEAKER_02: Take a plan B.
9:24
SPEAKER_02: Do something better with your time.
9:26
SPEAKER_02: That's all I'm getting.
9:29
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna regret giving him that mic anyway.
9:34
SPEAKER_02: Anyways, did y'all see the video of the old ladies at the county jail trying to get them a uh a happy home?
9:42
SPEAKER_02: What was they doing?
9:43
SPEAKER_01: What they was on?
9:44
SPEAKER_01: Minnesota State Council meeting.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
9:47
SPEAKER_01: And it was a law that was passed to allow nursing homes to have alcohol now.
9:52
SPEAKER_01: So they can have happy hour events.
9:54
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know that nursing homes didn't have alcohol.
9:56
SPEAKER_01: Me either.
9:57
SPEAKER_01: I guess I never thought about it.
10:00
SPEAKER_02: Okay, bitch, you can't put have a Yes you can.
10:02
SPEAKER_01: You can put all that kind of stuff.
10:04
SPEAKER_01: Before you put it in the colour.
10:05
SPEAKER_01: But will is for when you did.
10:09
unknown: What the fuck?
10:09
SPEAKER_01: What y'all be doing in there if there ain't no alcohol?
10:11
SPEAKER_02: So they can't bring the alcohol, they can't go by themselves.
10:14
SPEAKER_02: Is it so she was petitioning for them to allow alcohol on the grounds?
10:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, parties and stuff.
10:21
SPEAKER_01: It's no alcohol.
10:22
SPEAKER_02: Not even a little wine?
10:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm with Miss Mamas.
10:26
SPEAKER_02: We need a little drink.
10:27
SPEAKER_02: If I can't get drunk at 70, when can I get drunk?
10:30
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm saying.
10:30
SPEAKER_02: And get Will to my room.
10:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm not when can I get drunk?
10:34
SPEAKER_01: These events are boring at y'all throwing.
10:35
SPEAKER_01: We need some wine.
10:36
SPEAKER_02: Bro, boring ass events.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: No family showing up.
10:39
SPEAKER_02: Please bring me some Hennessy down here to the old folks' home.
10:42
SPEAKER_02: Some crown something.
10:43
SPEAKER_02: I think I'm petitioning with Miss Mama.
10:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh, she won?
10:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
10:50
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
10:51
SPEAKER_02: I love that for her.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: That's what we need to spread throughout the throughout the rest of the country.
10:56
SPEAKER_02: Let's get the old folks' homes.
10:58
SPEAKER_01: They deserve to get fucked up too.
10:59
SPEAKER_02: They do.
11:00
SPEAKER_02: Give them some bud lights down there.
11:01
SPEAKER_02: Now listen, we're gonna move.
11:02
SPEAKER_02: No, I gotta say something else.
11:04
SPEAKER_02: It ain't on the court, but I'm finna talk about it.
11:06
SPEAKER_02: Y'all have showed y'all natural black asses down at Miss Tina's gumbo.
11:12
unknown: Oh no.
11:17
SPEAKER_02: Let's let's chat.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: Now it has come to my knowledge, my attention, I'm sorry, that allegedly stands of other artists are calling the health department on Miss Tina.
11:29
SPEAKER_02: Has anybody ever heard of the health department being at the rodeo?
11:32
SPEAKER_02: No, exactly.
11:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm talking to y'all studio and y'all ain't listening.
11:36
SPEAKER_01: It's found on that.
11:37
SPEAKER_01: Stands of other artists are the ones that's calling on her?
11:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:40
SPEAKER_01: What does that mean?
11:42
SPEAKER_02: Stands of other artists.
11:43
SPEAKER_01: So Nicki Minaj stands are calling.
11:46
SPEAKER_02: I don't know whose stands because I don't want them in my comments here.
11:48
SPEAKER_01: Where you got that from?
11:49
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was just that one lady who did a TikTok clan and she got sick.
11:54
SPEAKER_01: She called.
11:56
SPEAKER_02: From what I've read, there are stands that are calling.
11:59
SPEAKER_02: And I don't give a fuck if it was the one lady.
12:01
SPEAKER_02: Bitch, you didn't ate a funnel cake.
12:03
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm thinking.
12:05
SPEAKER_01: Cotton candy, a corn dog, a hot dog.
12:10
SPEAKER_01: Like, stop.
12:11
SPEAKER_01: That's not the only thing you fucking ate at the road of your YouTube.
12:13
SPEAKER_02: A turkey leg, a brisket sandwich, and a bowl of gumbo.
12:20
SPEAKER_02: You got a leg on.
12:21
SPEAKER_02: You can't think straight.
12:22
SPEAKER_02: Like, bitch, stop acting like you just went straight to her shit again.
12:25
SPEAKER_02: And you just left out the porta potty with your ass cheeks short, bitch.
12:28
SPEAKER_02: You got salmonella.
12:29
SPEAKER_02: Don't put that on that lady gumbo.
12:32
SPEAKER_02: As a bitch that the head food poisons, a greedy bitch that the head food poison before, you can't pinpoint what you ate that fucked you up.
12:39
SPEAKER_02: You can't.
12:39
SPEAKER_01: Right.
12:40
SPEAKER_01: And that's not fair to pinpoint it on her at all.
12:42
SPEAKER_02: I feel like at this point, y'all are looking for views.
12:45
SPEAKER_02: The gumbo very well might be nasty.
12:46
SPEAKER_02: I don't fucking know.
12:48
SPEAKER_02: Most gumbo out of that you buy from somewhere, in my opinion, is nasty.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: Homemade gumbo.
12:52
SPEAKER_01: You know what made me think of?
12:53
SPEAKER_01: You remember when you got sick from that gumbo that you were traveling with from New Orleans or something?
12:58
SPEAKER_01: You was like bringing it back home or something.
12:59
SPEAKER_02: Bro.
13:00
SPEAKER_01: Gumbo is very easy to spoil, anyways.
13:03
SPEAKER_02: Yes, it is.
13:04
SPEAKER_02: And my uncle made that gumbo.
13:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he did.
13:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: My uncle made that gumbo.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: You had got sick.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: You were traveling with it for like a couple hours and finally got home and you ate it and you was fucked up.
13:13
SPEAKER_02: Fucked up for for about a week.
13:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:16
SPEAKER_02: And my uncle, who very well can make from New Orleans.
13:19
SPEAKER_02: I've that's I was driving from New Orleans to home with the gumbo.
13:22
SPEAKER_02: Soon as I got in my dough, I ate the gumbo.
13:24
SPEAKER_02: And it was winter, so it was cold as shit in my car because I had no heat.
13:27
SPEAKER_02: You know all that.
13:27
SPEAKER_02: We don't need to go down that road.
13:29
SPEAKER_02: But the point is.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: It's very easy to spoil.
13:33
SPEAKER_02: You can't play with gumbo at all.
13:34
SPEAKER_02: So I don't understand why anybody would be eating a gumbo at a rodeo anyway.
13:37
SPEAKER_02: But hey, I get it.
13:38
SPEAKER_02: Do your thing.
13:39
SPEAKER_02: But y'all have showed y'all natural black ass.
13:42
SPEAKER_02: I want that lady to come out of their booth and go home.
13:45
SPEAKER_02: I hope this is her first and last year doing this because y'all are crazy.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: Did you see the video of the lady talking about she didn't give her a hug?
13:51
SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't.
13:52
SPEAKER_01: I've been swiping up on these videos because it's just egregious.
13:55
SPEAKER_02: It was like a 50-something-year-old woman.
13:57
SPEAKER_02: Miss Tina just did me so bad, y'all.
14:00
SPEAKER_02: She just, I she just made me feel beneath her.
14:02
SPEAKER_02: I came to see a celebrity for the first time.
14:05
SPEAKER_02: And my feelings are hurt.
14:06
SPEAKER_02: I just want to transfer some energy.
14:09
SPEAKER_02: This is not a celebrity.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: Did you meet every motherfucker that owned every food stand in the rodeo?
14:14
SPEAKER_02: No, you bought your big ass down there, bought your turkey leg, and you moved on.
14:18
SPEAKER_02: Do the same thing with the gumbo.
14:20
SPEAKER_02: Right.
14:21
SPEAKER_02: Y'all are weird.
14:22
SPEAKER_02: And if everybody is saying the gumbo is nasty, so y'all saying, yeah, all these people getting sick.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: Why the fuck you took your ass down there and bought some?
14:30
SPEAKER_02: Stop eating it.
14:31
SPEAKER_01: They're just being very weird with this whole situation.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: It's for clicks, it's for interaction, it's for engagement at this point, if you ask me.
14:37
SPEAKER_01: So is it true that she got shut down?
14:39
SPEAKER_01: Like she's done?
14:40
SPEAKER_02: No, they let her open back up, the health department.
14:42
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
14:43
SPEAKER_02: Which I can't believe that the health department.
14:46
SPEAKER_02: All of this is just a spectacle because of who this lady is.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: Y'all, if I call the health department right now on McDonald's, on uh OSC, ain't no health inspector going down there.
14:57
unknown: Yeah.
14:58
SPEAKER_02: Ain't no health inspector going down there.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: So why the fuck you took your ass in the road?
15:02
SPEAKER_02: You parked your car and walked all the way through the rodeo.
15:08
SPEAKER_02: She's a good sport, because I'd have been shut that motherfucker down.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: Never mind.
15:12
SPEAKER_02: Never fucking mind.
15:13
SPEAKER_01: I just said every day.
15:14
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
15:15
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
15:16
SPEAKER_02: And I think she had very good intentions, but it's not translating well.
15:21
SPEAKER_02: From them complaining about the price.
15:23
SPEAKER_02: What do you all rodeo food start at$20, baby?
15:27
SPEAKER_01: All rodeo foods.
15:28
SPEAKER_02: Now you a funnel cake is$20.
15:30
SPEAKER_02: Now you're talking about a gumbo with shrimp, crab, sausage, and uh anyways.
15:35
SPEAKER_02: Miss Tina, don't talk to these people no more after this shit.
15:39
SPEAKER_01: Don't try nothing else.
15:40
SPEAKER_02: Don't worry about it.
15:40
SPEAKER_02: Don't even worry about sell a gumbo at Walmart where you ain't got the you ain't got the sausage.
15:46
SPEAKER_02: Does Frenchie know the stuff?
15:46
SPEAKER_02: Frenchie's got a gumbo rule.
15:48
SPEAKER_02: Sell your gumbo rule at the store and let motherfuckers and let motherfuckers order, put their own protein in it.
15:54
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, let me move on.
15:54
SPEAKER_02: Okay, no Shay all T.
15:57
SPEAKER_02: Guess what, game?
15:58
SPEAKER_02: Michael B.
15:59
SPEAKER_02: Jordan wins the Oscar for Best Lead Actor.
16:06
SPEAKER_02: Did y'all know he was gonna win?
16:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: You knew he was gonna win?
16:09
SPEAKER_02: You felt it?
16:11
SPEAKER_02: Am I missing something with the movie that um Tiana Taylor is in?
16:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, am I missing something?
16:17
SPEAKER_01: What do you mean are you missing something?
16:18
SPEAKER_02: Why the fuck they won all the more?
16:20
SPEAKER_02: Am I missing something?
16:21
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
16:22
SPEAKER_02: I'm all let me say something.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: Let me go back.
16:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm always rooting for Tiana Taylor.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: What's the other little baby name?
16:28
SPEAKER_02: The light-skinned lady.
16:29
SPEAKER_02: I think she's biracial.
16:30
SPEAKER_01: Timothy Shaloman.
16:32
SPEAKER_02: Bitch, the lady.
16:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh, he is not biracial.
16:39
SPEAKER_01: Who are you talking about?
16:40
SPEAKER_01: The girl that was in the movie.
16:41
SPEAKER_01: Regina Hall.
16:42
SPEAKER_02: Regina Hall.
16:42
SPEAKER_02: What's the other girl's name?
16:43
SPEAKER_02: The girl that was in the movie?
16:44
SPEAKER_01: Anything about that movie.
16:45
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you didn't watch it.
16:46
SPEAKER_01: Horrible.
16:46
SPEAKER_02: Did you watch it?
16:47
SPEAKER_02: Uh, it wasn't horrible.
16:51
SPEAKER_02: It was a cute, it was a nice little one-two, but I'm confused on what's going on.
16:57
SPEAKER_02: I really am.
16:58
SPEAKER_02: It's no shade.
16:59
SPEAKER_02: Huh?
16:59
SPEAKER_02: In the movie?
17:00
SPEAKER_02: No.
17:01
SPEAKER_02: In the awards.
17:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:02
SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
17:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm I'm I'm you just see the movie.
17:07
SPEAKER_02: I like the movie, let me say that.
17:09
SPEAKER_02: But I'm I'm confused.
17:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because how does centers win best actor, best motion picture, best score, best this, best that, but not best movie.
17:25
SPEAKER_01: Best movie.
17:26
SPEAKER_02: I don't get it.
17:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't get it.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: Somebody ain't doing the math right.
17:31
SPEAKER_02: But guess what?
17:32
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to the gang.
17:33
SPEAKER_02: I'm so proud of Michael B.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: Jordan.
17:34
SPEAKER_02: This is so well deserved.
17:36
SPEAKER_02: What a long and healthy career.
17:38
SPEAKER_02: And to play two characters in one film was just amazing.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: He really did do his big one.
17:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm so proud and so happy to see them win.
17:49
SPEAKER_02: I think the movie won four out of the 102 nominations that they had.
17:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I like that.
17:55
SPEAKER_02: Also, Tiana Taylor called Flag from the Blacks.
17:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, not the Blacks.
17:59
SPEAKER_02: Who wrote this call for herself?
18:02
SPEAKER_02: I.e.
18:02
SPEAKER_02: putting uh Paul Anderson in headlock and cussing out security on the red carpet.
18:06
SPEAKER_02: Tiana Taylor is that girl.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: I don't think y'all know Tiana Taylor's resume of her first starting that Sweet 16.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: Tiana Taylor took that Sweet 16 episode and stretched that bitch out all the way down to the Academy Awards, bitch.
18:19
SPEAKER_02: You hear me?
18:21
SPEAKER_02: Hello, you hear me?
18:23
SPEAKER_02: After so much bullshit thrown away, that divorce was a hot ass mess.
18:28
SPEAKER_02: Uh the situation she had with what's the other girl name who took him in?
18:32
SPEAKER_02: That was her friend.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: Tay Hacker.
18:35
SPEAKER_02: Tay Hacker.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: Why'd you add that to the resume?
18:38
SPEAKER_01: You could have gone to um what else she done?
18:40
SPEAKER_02: Damn, I had to-Cause this is afternoon tea, huh?
18:43
SPEAKER_01: We had to remember the her being signed under Kanye and not getting good marketing.
18:52
SPEAKER_02: I love missing Tiana Taylor.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: So leave her alone.
18:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm always rooting for her.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: I cannot wait to see what she does next.
18:57
SPEAKER_02: Just imagine your first movie, Motion Picture, I believe.
19:01
SPEAKER_02: She did do that other movie where she was a mom.
19:02
SPEAKER_02: I can't remember the name, sorry.
19:04
SPEAKER_02: Uh but just imagine your first movie.
19:06
SPEAKER_02: Bitch, you was nominated for Oscar and she won her Golden Globe, right?
19:09
SPEAKER_02: So shout out to Big Tiana Taylor, not the little one, sweetie.
19:12
SPEAKER_02: All right, let's move on.
19:13
SPEAKER_02: Mystical facing 20 years for third-degree rape trials.
19:17
SPEAKER_02: What is a third degree rape?
19:18
SPEAKER_02: What was a first degree, a second degree, and a third degree?
19:21
unknown: Man, I don't know.
19:23
SPEAKER_02: Like, what is a degree, bitch?
19:25
SPEAKER_02: I don't.
19:26
SPEAKER_02: Is it like if you're vi Anyway, Michael Tyler, aka Mystical, please guilty to beating and raping a woman in 2022 at his home after taking her keys, sentencing set for June.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: Tyler is already a registered sex offender who previously served six years in prison in 2003 for sexual battery.
19:47
SPEAKER_01: Why did I Google it?
19:48
SPEAKER_01: And it says a first-degree charge is significantly more serious than a third-degree charge.
19:52
SPEAKER_01: Bitch, I know.
19:54
SPEAKER_02: Tell me how what's the separation of the degrees?
19:57
SPEAKER_01: That's why I hate AI.
19:58
SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
20:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, if I keep reading.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: Third degree often lacks premeditation.
20:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
20:13
SPEAKER_01: But he took her key.
20:14
SPEAKER_01: So he planned to rape anyways.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Did you finish reading the card?
20:17
SPEAKER_02: I did.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: I don't have much to say besides shoot that either.
20:21
SPEAKER_01: Damn.
20:23
SPEAKER_02: What else can you say in a situation like this?
20:25
SPEAKER_02: This is your second time that we know of raping a woman.
20:30
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know he did six years previously.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: I did.
20:34
SPEAKER_01: 2003 we were in high school.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't remember that.
20:38
SPEAKER_01: Why are you laughing?
20:39
SPEAKER_01: Because we was in high school.
20:40
SPEAKER_01: Get this nigga out of here.
20:43
SPEAKER_02: That's why I don't listen to you.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: But anyways, I just I don't I don't know what's happening.
20:50
SPEAKER_02: Um what are we supposed to do with him?
20:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
20:54
SPEAKER_02: That's all I got.
20:55
SPEAKER_02: I'm just reporting the news.
20:57
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, I don't know.
21:00
SPEAKER_01: It's just so unfortunate.
21:01
SPEAKER_02: It's very unfortunate.
21:03
SPEAKER_01: You got a boyfriend in jail?
21:04
SPEAKER_01: That's why he keeps wanting to go back?
21:05
SPEAKER_02: No.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: I think he has an issue that he needs and then it cannot be fixed, and he needs to be shot.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: Some things, in my opinion, you cannot rehabilitate.
21:15
SPEAKER_01: I agree.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: And raping somebody, it takes a lot to rape somebody.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: It is.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: And you're mystical.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: I know how this is gonna sound.
21:21
SPEAKER_02: I know, but you're mystical.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: You can fuck.
21:24
SPEAKER_01: Anybody in New Orleans, right?
21:26
SPEAKER_02: Lots of women are ready and willing to have sex with you.
21:29
SPEAKER_02: And I know that's not what rape is about, but follow me.
21:32
SPEAKER_02: I just why?
21:34
SPEAKER_02: I just don't understand.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: I just don't understand to how you can do that to somebody.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: So there's no rehabilitating that.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: Just two to the head, two to the dome.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: Anyways, Jack Harlow drops an RB album called Monica.
21:47
SPEAKER_02: Did anybody listen?
21:48
SPEAKER_01: No, I did not.
21:49
SPEAKER_01: Did you?
21:50
SPEAKER_02: Fuck no.
21:51
SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't listen to a Jack Harlow rap album.
21:54
SPEAKER_02: Let alone RP.
21:57
SPEAKER_02: Jack says, I love black music.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: And I got blacker in regard to his music.
22:03
SPEAKER_02: Friend, let me tell you something.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: Blacker?
22:07
SPEAKER_02: Let me make something clear to you.
22:09
SPEAKER_02: You are white.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: You are white.
22:14
SPEAKER_02: If you want to visit and dabble in the music, just understand that no matter what, when you walk up that studio, you're a white man and you would never navigate this world as a black person.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Knock it off.
22:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm so tired of white artists having a black face.
22:30
SPEAKER_01: Molly Sarah's blackface was really good, though.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: No, it was not.
22:34
SPEAKER_01: That album was fire.
22:35
SPEAKER_01: Go listen to it.
22:36
SPEAKER_01: Well not! That hoe was good though.
22:38
SPEAKER_01: I will not.
22:41
SPEAKER_01: Shut up about.
22:42
SPEAKER_02: Why?
22:43
SPEAKER_01: That album was so good.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: Go listen to it.
22:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm not listening to a Molly Cyrus black album.
22:49
SPEAKER_01: Y'all go listen to it.
22:50
SPEAKER_01: It was really good.
22:52
SPEAKER_02: This girl's only to advocate for us to go listen to Billy Ray.
22:55
SPEAKER_02: Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter, Act Black.
22:58
SPEAKER_02: No!
22:59
SPEAKER_01: It was fire.
22:59
SPEAKER_01: And you remember she cussed Nikki out at the awards?
23:03
SPEAKER_02: Molly was.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: Molly was like, girl.
23:08
SPEAKER_02: Now you miss it.
23:10
SPEAKER_02: Do you think Monica is a play on words for my nigga?
23:15
SPEAKER_02: You just who wrote this code?
23:17
SPEAKER_02: You just made that up.
23:19
SPEAKER_02: Black Twitter decides to give him RB lane.
23:22
SPEAKER_02: Sharon, give us a list of the RB.
23:26
SPEAKER_02: Lint condition.
23:28
SPEAKER_01: Music Stoll Child.
23:30
SPEAKER_01: Most definitely not.
23:33
SPEAKER_01: Luca Vandros.
23:35
SPEAKER_01: Uncommon.
23:37
SPEAKER_01: Honky, honky, honky.
23:38
SPEAKER_01: Now see Ghostface Vanilla.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: LL Cool Whip.
23:45
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
23:46
SPEAKER_01: Proud Boys to Men.
23:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
23:49
SPEAKER_01: D'Angler.
23:50
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: White Clef John.
23:56
SPEAKER_02: White Clef John is crazy.
24:00
SPEAKER_02: Jack Carlow, for your next album, let's make a pop album, baby.
24:03
SPEAKER_02: How about that?
24:03
SPEAKER_02: Let's make a country album.
24:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, not country.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: Y'all stole it.
24:05
SPEAKER_01: Genu white.
24:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, y'all stole country too.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: And rock.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but leave RB alone, okay?
24:11
SPEAKER_02: Here, leave us alone.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: I think I could have lived with the album if you wouldn't have said you got blacker.
24:16
SPEAKER_01: You would have listened to it?
24:17
SPEAKER_02: No.
24:17
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: But I would have probably not been reporting on it, maybe.
24:20
SPEAKER_02: Possibly.
24:21
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, he don't think Monica means my nigga?
24:24
SPEAKER_02: No.
24:25
SPEAKER_02: I just think he tried to give it a black name, so we'll listen, but we're not listening.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: At all.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: At all.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: Maybe somebody's listening.
24:33
SPEAKER_01: I think a lot of people did go listen to it just to see.
24:35
SPEAKER_02: Just to see.
24:35
SPEAKER_01: But do you like any of his other music?
24:37
SPEAKER_02: No.
24:39
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to think of one.
24:40
SPEAKER_01: I don't even know his music.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: No.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: No shit.
24:42
SPEAKER_01: Do you know his music, Kari?
24:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh, for once you would.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: For once.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: Okay, here's the part that I want to get to.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: Now, let me tell y'all something.
24:55
SPEAKER_02: Men will talk about some pussy you gave them when Bill Clinton was in office.
25:03
SPEAKER_02: Literally.
25:05
SPEAKER_02: Cameron Messi ass asked Mace and Shine were they seeing Brandy at the same time?
25:11
SPEAKER_02: Rapper Shine was a guest on What It Is podcast and said after watching Brandy and Moesha, he on BT, he needed that, but had no idea she was fucking Mace until somebody snitched on him.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: Ain't Sean the president of some country?
25:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like is he trying to turn his life around?
25:30
SPEAKER_01: Why he let this podcast bring him back to his nigga way?
25:33
SPEAKER_02: What oh, why are you on a podcast talking about somebody you fucked during the motherfucking Clinton administration?
25:40
SPEAKER_02: I didn't look that part up.
25:41
SPEAKER_02: Is he married or anything?
25:42
SPEAKER_02: I think he got a daughter and a lady.
25:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if they married.
25:45
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck are you talking about?
25:46
SPEAKER_02: You the president of some country talking about a piece of pussy you got in 98.
25:51
SPEAKER_02: And let's be clear, how old was y'all?
25:52
SPEAKER_02: Because Brandy was a minor when she was on Moesha.
25:55
SPEAKER_02: Since you want to talk.
25:57
SPEAKER_01: He said he was fresh out of high school.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck.
25:59
SPEAKER_02: Well, you fresh out of high school.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: You could have been 19 with your stupid ass.
26:02
SPEAKER_02: How old was you?
26:03
SPEAKER_02: Because Brandy was very much a minor.
26:04
SPEAKER_02: So y'all need to be quiet.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: That's number one.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: And how old was Mace?
26:09
SPEAKER_01: Shine is married.
26:10
SPEAKER_01: Did you know that?
26:11
SPEAKER_02: Yes, I did.
26:12
SPEAKER_02: That's why he's a married president or a bill.
26:14
SPEAKER_02: What's they call them people?
26:16
SPEAKER_02: A prime minister, whatever the hell.
26:18
SPEAKER_02: Get your ass off of these people.
26:20
SPEAKER_02: Podcast something about some pussy from 17 presidents ago.
26:24
SPEAKER_02: Bro, when he got that pussy, 9-11 hadn't happened yet.
26:28
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy, you wasn't born yet.
26:32
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy, gas was 99 cents a gallon.
26:38
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy, Ronald McDonald and the hamburger was still down at the McDonald's play pen.
26:46
SPEAKER_01: Brandy and Sean are both 47 years old.
26:48
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy, Ice Spice was a boy.
26:52
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy.
26:56
SPEAKER_02: And Mace is 50 years old.
26:58
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy.
27:00
SPEAKER_01: Why are you mad at Sean?
27:01
SPEAKER_01: Why you're not mad at Cameron for asking them that messy ass?
27:03
SPEAKER_02: Cameron did the right thing, though.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: Journalism is back.
27:05
SPEAKER_02: Cameron did the right thing.
27:07
SPEAKER_02: Mace and Sean did the wrong thing.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: Men are always talking about how much women are chatty patties and they this and ain't that.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: But you are sitting here recollecting.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Yes, recollecting.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: So pussy.
27:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he went down memory lane for real.
27:23
SPEAKER_02: Like he was You got when the Hard Shell Tacos and Taco Bell was 39 cents.
27:28
SPEAKER_02: Please.
27:28
SPEAKER_01: I remember being in high school and watching her on Moe Each and BT, and I was like, I have to have a.
27:33
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy, I was at Fright Fist riding the Texas like oh.
27:38
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy, male Lee Brown was the male he was when he got that pussy.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: People were still going to Greens Point Mall.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to give y'all a timeline of when he got a piece of that pussy.
27:54
SPEAKER_02: When he got that pussy, the original Destiny child was still together.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Sir, please, I gave you a little piece of and he told the world he was broke when she was giving him the pussy.
28:05
SPEAKER_02: Come on now.
28:06
SPEAKER_01: He said that?
28:07
SPEAKER_02: I missed that part.
28:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she called him broke.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: She called him and said, Who the fuck you think you is?
28:11
SPEAKER_02: You ain't even sold no albums.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: And he said she was right.
28:16
SPEAKER_02: He was getting dressed every day and bullshitting.
28:19
SPEAKER_01: Brandon got a mouth on her.
28:20
SPEAKER_01: She always has.
28:21
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you got to with people like this.
28:23
SPEAKER_02: Nah, she she ate that one little thing, fucking with Mace.
28:27
SPEAKER_02: She ate that one little thing.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: When she got that pussy, Biggie Smalls was still alive.
28:33
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
28:34
SPEAKER_02: Bro, I am trying to give y'all a timeline of when she gave this man some pussy.
28:39
SPEAKER_01: A man is gonna forever tell you who he fucked with.
28:42
SPEAKER_02: Bro, it's 30 years later.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: More than nobody even knew.
28:48
SPEAKER_01: We didn't even know.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: You have introduced this information to a whole new generation of people that didn't even know for no reason, other than y'all being some fucking chatty patties.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: Y'all wasn't high, y'all wasn't drunk.
29:01
SPEAKER_02: Ray J went on Twitch and said when he sees them, he's gonna bend them over and fuck them in the ass, and once again call his booty goons.
29:13
SPEAKER_01: That's his go-to.
29:13
SPEAKER_01: I believe it too.
29:15
SPEAKER_02: There are so many threats we can get to.
29:17
SPEAKER_01: And it's always booty shit with him.
29:20
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to my gay nigga.
29:26
unknown: Excuse me.
29:27
SPEAKER_02: Huh?
29:28
SPEAKER_02: Did you never see that video?
29:32
SPEAKER_02: He said it's Prime Month.
29:34
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to my gay nigga.
29:39
SPEAKER_02: Bro, what?
29:41
SPEAKER_01: He's always threatening anal rape.
29:43
SPEAKER_02: Why are you threatening rape, friend?
29:44
SPEAKER_02: Rape is not funny.
29:46
SPEAKER_02: Why is that your go-to?
29:47
SPEAKER_02: And uh is this your way of dancing out the closet?
29:54
SPEAKER_02: That's cool, but you can't rape people whether you're gay or straight, friend.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: Why you don't threaten to whoop their ass, stab them, shoot them, set them on fire?
30:01
SPEAKER_02: There's so many threats we get to before before we get to playing in somebody's ass and calling your booty goons.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: No.
30:17
SPEAKER_01: Try to try to get in a shower with Kai Sonet is what our engineer is saying.
30:24
SPEAKER_02: He's going to keep talking his way into some allegations.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: Some allegations coming.
30:31
SPEAKER_02: Cause if you keep threatening people to do this, you you're doing it.
30:34
SPEAKER_02: You've done it.
30:35
SPEAKER_01: Been doing it, yeah, for sure.
30:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:37
SPEAKER_01: That's why I say scope.
30:38
SPEAKER_02: Why the hell was Weenie Houston fucking Ray J?
30:40
SPEAKER_02: Let's stay on got shit to do.
30:41
SPEAKER_01: You ain't never fucked your weed man.
30:44
SPEAKER_02: No, actually, no.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: No, that's one person I haven't fucked with.
30:54
SPEAKER_01: We all fuck our weed man.
30:55
SPEAKER_02: Girl, don't nobody be fucking a weed man.
30:58
SPEAKER_02: Ew.
31:00
SPEAKER_02: Ew.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: You know why I don't want to fuck the weed man?
31:03
SPEAKER_02: Because if I fuck you and you still charge me.
31:05
SPEAKER_02: No, I ain't.
31:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna start you got me fucked up.
31:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna start stealing.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna start stealing.
31:10
SPEAKER_01: Because he is the charge hole.
31:12
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
31:13
SPEAKER_02: I should get a break for the kids.
31:14
SPEAKER_02: Is that even do they sell weed by the breeze?
31:16
SPEAKER_02: Why do you think I why do you think I'm fucking them?
31:19
SPEAKER_02: Okay, well I should get the highest amount.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: What is it?
31:22
SPEAKER_02: A pound?
31:24
SPEAKER_02: Hey.
31:26
SPEAKER_00: That's still a lot.
31:27
SPEAKER_00: Just for some cats.
31:29
SPEAKER_00: For some ads?
31:30
SPEAKER_00: Hell no.
31:31
SPEAKER_01: Premium pussy.
31:32
SPEAKER_00: Pre no you might be looking for like a half of like 10 jeans or something shit.
31:36
SPEAKER_01: Ten grams?
31:37
SPEAKER_02: That's what I do about what I bro.
31:40
SPEAKER_02: Ten grams for this premium cat.
31:46
SPEAKER_02: Don't nobody believe that cat premium.
31:49
SPEAKER_02: You sound too calm.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: That ain't no free.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: I ain't had to pay for that.
31:52
SPEAKER_02: That cat didn't go wrong.
31:54
SPEAKER_02: That cat didn't say raw.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: That cat said me.
31:59
SPEAKER_02: The podcast responded.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, back on track.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: Uh, what's these people called?
32:03
SPEAKER_02: Camera and them podcasts responded by posting a clip of IG on IG of Lemmy slapping Ray J.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: Who is Lemmy?
32:09
SPEAKER_01: From Zeus, the owner of Zeus.
32:11
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
32:11
SPEAKER_02: And Sean responded by posting a pic of him and Ray and Brandy saying, I did not hit it first.
32:15
SPEAKER_02: See, Sean, you're lame.
32:17
SPEAKER_01: That's lame as fuck.
32:17
SPEAKER_01: And it was the Ray J song playing on it.
32:19
SPEAKER_01: I hit it.
32:20
SPEAKER_01: I hit it.
32:20
SPEAKER_01: You lame.
32:21
SPEAKER_02: You're a lame as fuck.
32:22
SPEAKER_02: And you the president of some country.
32:24
SPEAKER_02: And you're married.
32:25
SPEAKER_02: When they deport your ass back.
32:27
SPEAKER_02: Brandy don't go get on the phone.
32:29
SPEAKER_01: Waking up, going on Instagram, seeing your husband talk about this.
32:32
SPEAKER_02: Bro posting this.
32:33
SPEAKER_02: Bro, why don't you post Ray J?
32:35
SPEAKER_02: Why are you still going at Brandy?
32:37
SPEAKER_02: Brandy ain't said nothing to you in all of this.
32:41
SPEAKER_02: You a grown ass man.
32:43
SPEAKER_02: You're 47 years old bragging about some pussy you got before 9-11.
32:50
SPEAKER_02: Your bozo ass absolutely had that gun in that club and you should have gone to jail, bitch.
32:55
SPEAKER_02: I've been rooting for you all this time.
32:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm no.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: That was Denny's gun.
32:59
SPEAKER_02: I don't give a fuck who gun.
33:00
SPEAKER_02: He was stupid enough to carry it.
33:02
SPEAKER_02: Stupid ass.
33:04
SPEAKER_02: Stupid ass.
33:05
SPEAKER_02: You stupid like them hoes.
33:07
SPEAKER_02: While you up here talking about a little piece of pussy, I don't like people that do shit like that.
33:11
SPEAKER_02: That lady ain't said nothing about it.
33:12
SPEAKER_02: Bringing me up.
33:13
SPEAKER_02: Bro.
33:14
SPEAKER_02: You ain't what the fuck is you on this podcast for anyway?
33:17
SPEAKER_02: To talk about shit from 30 years ago?
33:19
SPEAKER_02: Right.
33:20
SPEAKER_02: Brandy told your ass, right?
33:21
SPEAKER_02: Sell some records.
33:22
SPEAKER_02: I got a record player.
33:23
SPEAKER_02: I ain't never heard your records.
33:25
SPEAKER_02: Anyways.
33:31
SPEAKER_02: Excuse me.
33:33
SPEAKER_02: Brandy didn't release a statement saying her and Sean is strictly platonic, and the real story will be in her upcoming boring ass memory.
33:46
SPEAKER_02: She boring because she be lying.
33:47
SPEAKER_02: Bitch, you was fucking Sean and Mace at the same time.
33:50
SPEAKER_02: Tell us.
33:51
SPEAKER_02: Because they done already told us.
33:52
SPEAKER_02: So go back and rewrite that boring ass, lying ass book and put some juice in there.
33:57
SPEAKER_02: Cause they done already gave us the tea, bitch.
33:58
SPEAKER_02: So go on and spill real tea, so we'll buy the damn book.
34:01
SPEAKER_02: Brandy be lying her ass off.
34:03
SPEAKER_02: They media trained the fuck out of Brandy because she was slanging that pussy.
34:07
SPEAKER_02: And I don't blame her because I'd have been slanging that motherfucker too.
34:10
SPEAKER_02: Brandy's lineup is crazy.
34:11
SPEAKER_02: The first black Cinderella.
34:12
SPEAKER_02: Her bitch, her lineup on the show and off the show is crazy as fuck.
34:16
SPEAKER_02: No black woman celebrity that we know of has a lineup like Brandy.
34:21
SPEAKER_02: Who?
34:22
SPEAKER_02: And them just the niggas we know of.
34:24
SPEAKER_02: Who has a better lineup than Brandy?
34:26
SPEAKER_02: Let's run them down real quick.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: The ones we remember.
34:28
SPEAKER_02: Kobe Bright.
34:30
SPEAKER_02: You was fucking big, Kobe, not the little one.
34:32
SPEAKER_02: Uh Mace Sha.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: Uh, who else?
34:35
SPEAKER_02: Come on.
34:36
SPEAKER_02: Give me somebody.
34:36
SPEAKER_02: What's that basketball player she almost married?
34:38
SPEAKER_02: Uh the one she had the baby with?
34:41
SPEAKER_02: No, bitch, he wasn't a motherfucking basketball player, bigger glass.
34:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh, sorry, what's his name?
34:46
SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
34:47
SPEAKER_02: Not hold on.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: You ain't got your mess ready.
34:49
SPEAKER_02: Quinn Richardson.
34:51
SPEAKER_01: Was she really fucking uh Q from Moesha?
34:54
SPEAKER_01: Hell yeah.
34:55
SPEAKER_01: You remember he got on um Breakfast Club and was saying how she was sucking his dick on the show, like in a trade.
35:03
SPEAKER_01: Excuse me?
35:04
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: They used to get down.
35:05
SPEAKER_01: You can't tell from the show.
35:06
SPEAKER_01: You can't fake chemistry like that.
35:09
SPEAKER_02: Usher.
35:10
SPEAKER_02: She had Usher on her roster.
35:13
SPEAKER_02: Uh who else?
35:14
SPEAKER_01: Tyrese.
35:15
SPEAKER_01: Tyrese! Mm-hmm.
35:16
SPEAKER_01: They say Jay-Z.
35:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
35:18
SPEAKER_02: Ain't nobody said that.
35:21
SPEAKER_01: You said that.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: You sent it to me.
35:27
SPEAKER_02: If she fucked Jay-Z, she really got a roster out there.
35:29
SPEAKER_01: She really, but we can't talk about that because she was underage.
35:33
SPEAKER_02: Juan Yeah is not.
35:34
SPEAKER_02: I mean, he had they was they group was that shit, but I wouldn't put, I would, if I was bragging on my roster, I wouldn't name Juan Yeah.
35:41
SPEAKER_02: Who else we got?
35:43
SPEAKER_02: Anyways, that's enough right there, bitch.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: Usher Q.
35:46
SPEAKER_02: Who else I said?
35:46
SPEAKER_02: Mace, bitch.
35:47
SPEAKER_02: That's that's enough.
35:48
SPEAKER_02: She she crowned my queen.
35:50
SPEAKER_02: She needs to tell the damn truth.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: The basketball man, right?
35:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that light-skinned dude.
35:58
SPEAKER_02: Who?
35:59
SPEAKER_01: Everybody was like, girl, he don't like you.
36:02
SPEAKER_02: Who?
36:03
SPEAKER_01: He played basketball, huh?
36:06
SPEAKER_01: Quinn who is this Quinn?
36:08
SPEAKER_01: I think this is who it is.
36:12
SPEAKER_02: He was a baller, right?
36:16
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
36:17
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's all the myths for today, child.
36:19
SPEAKER_02: Let's get into the honeypot.
36:20
SPEAKER_02: Sweet answers to tough questions.
36:22
SPEAKER_02: Now, this is my little honeypot.
36:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, I pulled my questions from that.
36:24
SPEAKER_02: Y'all are so graciously sending in.
36:26
SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all.
36:27
SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all.
36:27
SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all.
36:28
SPEAKER_02: Keep sending them, okay, gang?
36:29
SPEAKER_02: All right.
36:29
SPEAKER_02: At Cadet on Spotify asks, what advice do you have for a quote unquote good girl that's ready to activate my villain area era and abolish grace and understanding?
36:42
SPEAKER_02: First things first.
36:46
SPEAKER_02: Be fucking for real with yourself, with yourself and others.
36:51
SPEAKER_02: And what do we mean by villain area?
36:52
SPEAKER_02: Are you talking about like a whole, whole, what's it called?
36:54
SPEAKER_02: Whole face?
36:55
unknown: She's gonna go do what you was talking about earlier.
36:57
unknown: She finna go pop that look at.
36:58
SPEAKER_02: I think you misunderstood what I meant by popcat.
37:02
unknown: That's what she's telling you though.
37:03
SPEAKER_02: I think, okay, but I think you misunderstood what I mean by popcat.
37:05
SPEAKER_02: When I mean popcat, I mean just like go to the club and dance.
37:07
SPEAKER_02: However, you should pop that bitch at home if you want to.
37:11
SPEAKER_01: Um, what advice she means by villain era, like just setting boundaries, being a bitch, popping pussy, you know, all that that's okay, and abolish grace and understanding.
37:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:21
SPEAKER_02: Stay true to yourself.
37:22
SPEAKER_02: Don't let people uh change you.
37:24
SPEAKER_02: It ain't gonna last.
37:25
SPEAKER_02: You just gonna end up being somebody that you're not.
37:28
SPEAKER_02: Just get them people from around you and find your real, real community.
37:31
SPEAKER_02: But you do need to set boundaries.
37:32
SPEAKER_02: And boundaries are for you, not for them.
37:34
SPEAKER_02: Meaning, if a nigga call your phone, talking about come over here and Netflix and shit at 11.
37:38
SPEAKER_02: You don't even gotta say, I don't do that, I don't nothing.
37:41
SPEAKER_02: You just say, hey, I'm gonna call you right back and block them.
37:43
SPEAKER_02: That's how you do it, boo.
37:44
SPEAKER_02: Go on about your business, go on about your business.
37:46
SPEAKER_02: You don't even need to explain yourself.
37:48
SPEAKER_02: All he's gonna do is talk into doing it.
37:50
SPEAKER_02: All right, let's move on.
37:51
SPEAKER_02: Sue Wangy on YouTube asks, Do y'all think we'll ever be delivered from gender wars, or do you think it'll continue from generation to generation like it always has?
38:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm only speaking on black people because that's all I know.
38:02
SPEAKER_02: Don't shoot me.
38:03
SPEAKER_02: I don't think things are gender wars, though.
38:05
SPEAKER_02: I think that women have finally gotten fed up with the way the world was ran.
38:11
SPEAKER_02: And now men are reacting to women being fed up because they cannot control them with scare texts like you gonna be single your whole life.
38:18
SPEAKER_02: You gonna be paying your own bills.
38:20
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna bitches don't care no more.
38:22
SPEAKER_02: Bitches got more money, they bred it up, and they're living beautiful lives.
38:25
SPEAKER_02: And society cannot scare them anymore into bullshit relationships, marriages, and being mothers.
38:31
SPEAKER_02: So I don't think it's a gender war, so to speak.
38:35
SPEAKER_02: I think women have just I think it's a one-sided gender war.
38:39
SPEAKER_02: Is that biased?
38:41
SPEAKER_01: No.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm not even gonna respond.
38:47
SPEAKER_02: You want me to say something so bad.
38:51
SPEAKER_02: Okay, we got one last question.
38:53
SPEAKER_02: Shane, what's the question?
38:56
SPEAKER_01: Gabby Buffy on Instagram.
38:59
SPEAKER_01: Hi, I got a question for next week.
39:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I'm a chill and real one from Detroit.
39:04
SPEAKER_01: I moved to Southern California a couple years ago.
39:07
SPEAKER_01: I'm having trouble dating out here.
39:09
SPEAKER_01: I keep finding men who are self-absorbed, too braggadocious about their business, celebrity connections, and who constantly want their egos stroked.
39:18
SPEAKER_01: When I find a normal man, damn it, folks.
39:22
SPEAKER_01: They don't date black women.
39:24
SPEAKER_01: What's some good ways or where are some good places to find someone who's going, who's got their head on straight?
39:30
SPEAKER_01: I love to hear from the guys in the back.
39:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh shit.
39:34
SPEAKER_01: You wanna hear from these fools?
39:36
SPEAKER_01: If y'all got some tips, I ain't see that part.
39:39
SPEAKER_01: I would have not read this shit.
39:41
SPEAKER_01: I would have not picked this up.
39:42
SPEAKER_01: Shout out to Gab.
39:43
SPEAKER_01: What's her name?
39:43
SPEAKER_01: Gabby Buffy on Instagram.
39:45
SPEAKER_02: Thanks, Gab.
39:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay, first of all, there's a guy in the back is 23, Gabby, so.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: So you don't want to hear from him.
39:52
SPEAKER_02: Or maybe you do.
39:52
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
39:53
SPEAKER_02: But I don't think there's any right place to meet somebody.
39:56
SPEAKER_02: I really think shit just be look or draw.
39:59
SPEAKER_02: So I I don't know what to send you, but I will say, how if you black, then how are you meeting guys and dating them that don't date black women?
40:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm confused.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: You they first black woman?
40:14
SPEAKER_02: That don't sound that don't sound like a.
40:17
SPEAKER_01: When I do find a normal man, they don't date black women.
40:19
SPEAKER_01: So I'm thinking it doesn't go past her realizing that they don't date black women.
40:23
SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah.
40:24
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, friend.
40:25
SPEAKER_02: There's no it's not like, oh, go to church, you're gonna meet your husband, go to the grocery store, you're gonna meet her.
40:30
SPEAKER_01: You don't listen to those women on TikTok and say, go sit at a bar.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: Girl, hell no, no.
40:35
SPEAKER_02: Make sure you don't order this.
40:36
SPEAKER_02: But I will say, this is what I will say.
40:39
SPEAKER_02: It's time to put it computer love as shit.
40:42
SPEAKER_02: It's time to take a time out from the computer love.
40:45
SPEAKER_02: Get off the phones, the apps, and get outside.
40:48
SPEAKER_02: Now, outside is outside, it could be anywhere.
40:51
SPEAKER_02: But I will say, real world connections to me need to make a comeback.
40:56
SPEAKER_02: Everybody is too uh dependent upon scrolling Instagram and jumping in a bitch DMs.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: Go outs.
41:02
SPEAKER_02: A man will see you outside, not say a word to you, go in the house and write you on Instagram.
41:08
SPEAKER_02: I saw you.
41:08
SPEAKER_02: What am I supposed to do with the information?
41:10
SPEAKER_01: Right.
41:11
SPEAKER_02: Why didn't you say anything when you saw me?
41:13
SPEAKER_02: Or vice versa.
41:14
SPEAKER_02: Maybe women do it too.
41:15
SPEAKER_02: People do.
41:15
SPEAKER_02: Let me say that.
41:16
SPEAKER_02: People will see you outside, notice you from online, and then wait till they get home to talk to you.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: I think everybody needs to get off of the phones and get more outside.
41:26
SPEAKER_02: Now, I think that that's probably where you're gonna find somebody is outside.
41:30
SPEAKER_02: In their face, you can meet them, have a conversation, and discern right then and there if it should go any further.
41:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just go out and do things that you like to do.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: Yup, that's what I got to say.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: Thank y'all for y'all's questions.
41:46
SPEAKER_02: We didn't have to depend on sharing lame ass questions.
41:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm just kidding.
41:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna leave y'all with this message.
41:53
SPEAKER_02: Men, please stop talking about pussy you got from 30 years ago.
41:58
SPEAKER_02: Please.
41:59
SPEAKER_02: You could have just said me and Brandy briefly dated and moved on.
42:02
SPEAKER_02: We would have got the picture.
42:03
SPEAKER_02: Telling us my girl was hopping on two dicks was so unnecessary and telling her business.
42:07
SPEAKER_02: And I really don't like y'all giving people catfacts 30 years later, kids later, husbands and wives later, and while you currently are the damn prime minister and married.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm gonna leave y'all with this week.
42:18
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42:20
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42:22
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42:26
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42:32
SPEAKER_02: Y'all keep sending me tea recommendations.
42:35
SPEAKER_02: Shout out to Tazo.
42:36
SPEAKER_02: This was good, but it needed a little honey or something.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: It's a little tart.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: So next time I'll bring my honey.
42:40
SPEAKER_02: But thank y'all again.
42:42
SPEAKER_02: Thanks for coming to my tea party.
42:43
SPEAKER_02: Bye y'all.