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Country Grammar Stories for Nelly tix 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_05: This proves to me you want Nelly tickets because we're making you work a little bit for these today.
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  SPEAKER_05: This is a little different than just, oh, shoot us a text if you want to win.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_05: No, we're making you actually put a little effort into winning your Nelly tickets, which could up you to gold circle side stage seating with us.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_05: Private bar, all of us sitting there watching Nelly uh sweat.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_04: Let's see what you got.
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  SPEAKER_04: We want to hear your country grammar in 30 seconds or less on our app.
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  SPEAKER_04: You're gonna use a little microphone to give us a 30-second story, but you have to use these four words fixing how mama and Dolly Parton.
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  SPEAKER_05: Here's the thing: anybody that sends it just typed in, you're not in.
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  SPEAKER_05: This has to be voice recorded.
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  SPEAKER_05: And you can have fun with it.
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  SPEAKER_04: I joked that I would love to hear even a little southern brawl.
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  SPEAKER_04: And you guys delivered.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna start number one with 1798.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_03: Good old Nealie fixing to bring your mama and Dolly Parton to the concert.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: Out in Big Flats.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: You might just see cow.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, not the animal.
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  unknown: No, not the animal.
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  SPEAKER_04: Wait, 9995.
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  SPEAKER_04: This is her 30 second country grammar.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I was out here with my mama shopping at the local Walmart.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, getting things for Sunday dinner.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get a couple rice, beans, cornbread, you know, all the fixings.
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  SPEAKER_00: And my mama said, Wow, girl, you out here like you're eating like a cow.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, like a cow, mama.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really, like a cow.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, we're walking down the aisle, and I swear I had to do a double take because you can tell me I ain't seen Dolly Parton.
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  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't, but it sure looked like it.
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  unknown: These are so crazy.
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  SPEAKER_05: That's brilliant.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, would you like to hear 5597?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, why not?
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_03: Hey y'all.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mama's fixing to have her hands full with this sassy little cow.
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  SPEAKER_03: She's got enough sass to give Dolly Parton a run for her money.
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  SPEAKER_04: I do want to say this.
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  SPEAKER_05: That was cute.
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  SPEAKER_04: The next person, you're a guest.
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  SPEAKER_04: Make sure you register on the app.
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  SPEAKER_05: Or re-sign in.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_05: Sometimes we've seen they pop out like if your phone updated, so you might already be registered.
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  SPEAKER_05: Either way, double check.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because if you win, we need to know who to call.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_04: Here's another one.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh, just kidding.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh, that one doesn't have audio on it.
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  SPEAKER_05: No, it's the other one.
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  SPEAKER_05: It's the other two.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was out listening to Dolly Parton while I was milking the cows, and my mama told me she was fixing to whoop my pail if I had come in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh shoot.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh, did it cut off?
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh, let me know.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_05: I got the point.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_05: I got the point.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, can you play Jenny for me, please?
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  SPEAKER_05: Uh, Jenny was uh Jenny 569 was one of the first ones in.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, of course.
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  SPEAKER_01: Back a couple years ago, I was out in the left 40 and no kidding, the Lord struck me down.
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  SPEAKER_01: I saw Donna Parton fixing the rock cattle.
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  SPEAKER_01: I went and run in my mama.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, Mama, you're never gonna be one.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just saw my left 40.
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  SPEAKER_01: She said, get your booty back out in that feat and do your work.
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  SPEAKER_01: I swear to God, I know I saw it.
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  SPEAKER_04: I also love the additional Southern things like the left 40.
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  SPEAKER_04: Things that I don't think I've ever heard before.
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  SPEAKER_04: And my family is from West Virginia.
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  SPEAKER_04: Did your family ever use the term keep your finger out of the fuzzy uh pocketbooks?
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  SPEAKER_04: No, and clearly my grandpa didn't.