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#412 We Don't TEL-E-ZONE -THON the Same W/ Stephen Carpenter & C-MINUS & DABWAXIGTON · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What man. Welcome back to another episode here. If we don't smoke the
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  same podcast just sounds good with it. It's in since in tune and it
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  took and right, get it next week. I'm getting it, dog,
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  Yeah, I'm in it. Dog. What's up? Dog? It's he's
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  on his birthday tomorrow's at thirty and twenty ninth. I don't know. I'm
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  lost. I'm not. I've been partying since the fucking Christmas. All right,
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  all right, all right, settle down, everybody, settle down.
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  You got the tank out, He's on what you expect. Dog. We're
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  late for one reason. We are late. We are late for one reason.
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  It feels like we would like that for a reason because you know what,
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  y'all motherfuckers know that reason. That feeling is not steph too. Definitely
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  stephtone is definitely the old Tawani fans to ol tani uh to the stadium here
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  because Asian people go hard for their but joining us across for the tiger from
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  this, from this brand new mic that I'm holding, and motherfuckers should not
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  be complaining at all. The one and only toxic as XG. What's going
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  on? What's up? I'm happy? I know you're happy we got the
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  tank happy show. You lot like a kid at Disneyland and you love Disneyland,
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  and you weren't that happy today. You are people, and I was
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  the only one world when there's only one motherfucker. People don't race on New
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  Year's usually, you know, people don't pull out the corvette on here,
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  you know what I mean and feeling I do. I do want to say
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  one thing though. When I went in there, it wasn't Homeboy's dad,
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  because everybody knows in South Central it's a mom and pop's business as his son.
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  And he wasn't used to seeing me, so he was like, sure,
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  just one you know, we're close tomorrow. And I was like,
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  this will be fine, you know what I mean. He knew what he
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  knows what he's He's like, have you been here before? I was like,
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  mighty, you already know. And also joining us is the one and
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  only ray running the boards, which I know we have more than enough mics,
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  we just don't have enough holes to play from what I hear and see
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  you and I know this, Mike. I finally hear myself. Ricky turned
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  on my headphones just a bit. I know it's not the mic, I
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  want to hear myself loud and Chris, but you got a narcissistic motherfucker.
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  I'd say, hey, bro, I don't I don't run a democratic California.
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  You should have done that. You should have said that under Donald Trump's
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  voice. Can you turn my mic hold on? Excuse me, I'm having
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  kind of trouble hearing myself. You could just turn me up a little bit
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  on my hairphones ray the crooked Joe since must have jeopardized my hearing. I
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  read another conspiracy that I might die and Kamala is gonna be president. Fake
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  news sounds like that, sounds like you're a fortune here. Let's talk yesterday.
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  Let me let's just ladies and gentleman Steph. If the gnaws down,
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  I say is, let's let's just for for this for like a two or
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  three minute conversation. Right, Trump's not in the race. We already know
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  Trump won. Election didn't happen. We can write them there already won.
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  It didn't even happen. Yet he already won. We already everyone knows that
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  already he won with like eighty five maybe unanimous. He already won, and
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  we all know that. But let's just say he's not even in the equation,
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  right right, Let's let's say allegedly he's not even there. So who's
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  that leave us? That leaves us with that with Michelle Gavin the hooker rfksty
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  good though we got all is still in the race. You know, there's
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  still Joe. He could still be in there. We never k RFK is
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  good. If Trump dies before Biden, I'm gonna be sick. There's the
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  scientists. Don't forget there's a scantists from Florida. He pulled out for Florida
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  even though he's not. Is he ready for president? Because he's looking pretty
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  good after everything. He fucking he's the one that was technically he's the one
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  that's gonna go after Trump and the Republican fucking little candency. Man, look,
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  man, some of the ship, he says. It seems a little
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  bit too far fetched. This was a little bit too far ftch right now,
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  man, rest of the nation already declared Trump the king. You guys
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  are already late. He's Elvis, dude, He's a king. He's already
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  therespicious minds. Think alike, if for some crazy reason we'd get Trump here
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  after he wants presidency, do you think we get him to do an Osbalone
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  for America with an American balloon. You know I'm making that, dude.
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  That would be incredible. Yeah, We're going to have him be making a
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  Trump Burger making it like, oh man, the merchant is finna go crazy?
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  Dude. What would the AI be like on NOS? Can I can't
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  can a I s do drug? Yeah? You gotta think about it.
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  Okay, when is that stupid? Can we afford the first AI to come
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  on here and be like you go bro and he's like, so I just
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  hit it? Think about it? You don't think when you're When your computer
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  gets a virus, it's kind of a drug. Fucking up how it's supposed
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  to add. It's changing its state of mind. It has a mind that
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  is a computer and computer mind, but it's a state of mind. My
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  mind does get altered. Yeah, when you can get the virus, what
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  you gotta do? Technically, a computer has been on NOS because what do
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  you call the dust off? It's meant for it too. It's literally men
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  and that shit. It works better when you're on. When you dust off
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  the inside, don't do not don't do dust is Yeah, computer says,
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  give me more rust off spray some some would say that it even works just
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  like new after spraying that dust off just like it. How do you know
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  that this isn't dust off for us? You just got I got too much
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  cat hair and just stuff in my brain, and this is just I was
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  dusty until I walked in here. I didn't even need an espresso shot today.
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  It's like it's like espresso. So sow it up on the road.
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  What you got playing for you? War? No more dust? So yesterday
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  I went bowling. How was that? Yeah? Had been a while since
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  I just got bowling. You went bowl Let me tell you, dude,
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  it was. It was sad, bro not because I cried or anything like
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  that, or I didn't do anything like that. I was I think I'm
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  away to go bowling with you every time I've been actually been meaning to tell
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  you for I got my bowling balls in the car. Let's go after this.
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  I got my glove, my glove, I know it was ball.
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  That's hilarious. I have a bowling that's a globe. That's pretty fucking epic.
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  Yesterday, right, So yesterday I went bowling. I have not been
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  bowling in a while, like I think since my Lexus went, which is
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  the last business November life happened, you know what I mean, Like my
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  grandma went, then everything happened. I have not even prepared, like you
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  asked me, what I have plant for my birthday? Literally nothing but spending
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  time with my family and my loved ones, which is exactly what I'm fucking
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  doing right now. You know what I'm saying, including the whole Tank family.
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  Damn, that's double fucking that this had two balloons won with he didn't
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  even know what to do with. Too bad we can't show it. You
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  could on Patreon. I was epic. Y'all missing out. Y'all have better
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  headed head of Patreon trustment when we got when we call out. So I
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  went behol. I went bowling, And it's been since like last of November,
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  and I was already getting into the groove because I already know, I
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  already had a whole pose and everything fucking crippled and I went back bowling,
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  and the top it off. I didn't think that I was gonna go bowling
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  because I wasn't feeling it on Friday, after running my errands, because I
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  so my day yesterday consisted of going hiking. I went to a waterfall in
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  the morning with a shout out to mister Butter'sworth aka Allen and Cynthia, you
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  know, family slash friends for friends that became family. They're like, hey,
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  let's go on a hike. Took me to the Pasadena Hike. I
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  look nice, like a waterfall and ship. I've never crossed the river like
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  that. I mean, I mean, I know I'm brown and ship and
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  people are like, hey, you cross the river. I was like,
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  nah, I did. I have not crossed the river like that. I
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  was. I was dressed like you you saw me. You're like, this
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  is racist. Chill open up the phone lines and he's on on open now
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  already calling. He's on How deep was this thing you call a river?
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  Okay, yesterday? Sounds more like a stream there you can fish in the
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  river. I didn't post. I didn't post the video of the Asian chicks
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  starts at five ft deep. I didn't post the video of the Asian chicks
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  going into the waterfalls. But the Asian chicks that were going into and I
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  know Asian people are pretty short by nature, but like this was regularly like
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  Filipino jungle Asian. So she was like Hella like tall and she had like
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  water all the way to her fucking legs, and I was like, damn.
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  I was like I wanted to go in there, but I was like,
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  I'm probably gonna get sick. So at the waterfall, it was up
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  there and it was streaming. I know, if you were to go today
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  today fall, it's a river. Yeah, And then the ripper went all
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  the way to the bottom because as soon as we started the trail, I
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  started having it a rop have waterfalls, but if you were to go today,
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  I guaranteed fucking tee you bro, waterfalls. I guarantee you bro,
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  that fucking stream will knock you down. You're not making it to the waterfall
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  you go there today, Eating's Eden's canyon if it or Eden's waterfall. If
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  I'm not mistaken. In Pasadena, that was my favorite song by you actually,
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  waterfall Waterfall. You had a song like that named called waterfalls. Right
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  every time I sip my drink, sip by sip, Yeah, I did
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  all My favorite song when sip you dripped purple waterfall Purple, that was I
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  remember. Yeah, pray Craig, Craig, Craig, Oh he's coming in
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  January. Yeah, I know he probably feels he's like man, he been
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  ignored. He don't support the Brown community no more, Craig, I love
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  you, bro. He's a Trumper ship. He's a Trumpet. Yeah,
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  I am too. Trump already won. Everyone knows. Look every having episode
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  that day, he already won. Everybody knows. We're already we moved past
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  that. Already he won before the game started watching how it happened. We're
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  just watching how this ship is gonna happen because is over. Dude, Well,
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  talking about games. We lost our goalie. He's gone. He posted
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  it than he posted it today. You see, you goys got him McCarthy.
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  McCarthy was not her goalie. McCarthy was not our goalie. To be
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  fair, McCarty was our backup. So you guys got you guys got our
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  leftovers, all right. Galaxy wanted to be Legacy so bad, so bad
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  they took. They want they took. They want to be a so bad
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  team wants to be like Galaxy as far as like, you know, winning
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  five Cups. But we got Oogle, Loris Lord whatever. France World Cup
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  winner, World Cup champ. You love France. You get to see a
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  fucking World Cup champ that maybe play. But yeah, we got Ugo lord
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  House. Now nobody cares about that. We want some local champs. There's
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  a local champ. No one cares if he's a France chimp. I agree,
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  man, I want to see a champ that fucking was out there forty
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  two originally with us, with the forty two originals. That's where the champ's
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  coming from. It hasn't popped out yet, but he's in the crowd right
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  now. He's doing dabs. He's gonna be that white kid. He's on
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  four hundred milligram Captains right now. He's gonna come in. He's gonna score
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  six goals in the first thirty minute. We need that champ. It's gonna
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  be like it was some pill this guy gave me. Man, give me
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  this pal, you know. I mean, I scored four goals that I
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  don't count. I don't know why I make. It's like he's cubing or
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  you guys know the NBA doesn't test for t see right, First of all,
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  that's pretty tight. You gotta think about it, not talk about the
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  NBA. There's too much pozics in that. Bro. Soccer's cool. We
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  got there. We're talking about they got the w n b A, then
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  they want you to respect that we have what you don't think there's you don't
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  think there's female MLS. Yeah, but we're not forced down our throat like
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  the you know, the gay age, and then like you have to respect
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  it. You know what I'm saying, with all respect, w n b
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  A doesn't matter what no one thinks. They're carving out their laying and you
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  know what I wish them all the success and all the blessings is everything's out
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  there. Yeah, it's gonna be challenging, you know what I mean.
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  They got their challenges ahead, you know what I mean. That's why I
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  wish them all the best and all the all the blessings because you know,
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  you got you needs it and we all need it and everyone needs all the
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  blessings. And the reason why that you bring up is that they don't have
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  a grow MLS. I know they do, but at least it's like your
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  false hand in hand bro Like you know the drummer kid, the drummer key
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  who drums for us, he's drumming for the girls. His drum is just
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  pink for the game, you know what I mean. Until they do something
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  to fuck that supporter shield that they got that could be the double sided jacket
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  to them. Then now you know what I mean. They did it right,
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  bro. It's all I'm saying is but I do agree with Steptone that
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  I would like a locals he a local hero. There's no local hero.
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  There's no local hero US has. US hasn't won a World Cup? Really?
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  What up? You don't know that I feel like that. Yeah,
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  yes, Mexico, Canada, I've never won the World Cup. As long
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  as we can the World Cup, all right, one day the US is
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  gonna win the World Cup, and then the World Cup's gonna World Cup will
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  be like tarnished for like years. It'll take like a decade for the World
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  Cup to bounce back from a US. Well know why US will never win
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  the World Cup. No, they're gonna win, but everyone because all the
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  great athletes go to fucking fullball and basketball and all that. Shall be honest
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  with you, if if fullball and basketball didn't exist and America care about so,
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  I think they won a word world. Imagine Lebron playing soccer against MESSI
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  you get the funk out the way Mess. The US is gonna win the
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  World Cup one year, and then the whole world. That'll be a year
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  the whole world wakes up to sports being rigged all out, and then they'll
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  fix it, you know what I mean, That'll be after we won.
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  My only theory on why I don't think soccer or the World Cup is rigged
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  is because if it was so rigged, then they let Mexican win the World
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  Cup because every Mexican they would if you guys would stop cheating. We don't
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  cheat that much. We've only cheated like twice. They had a World Cup
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  where you guys got caught cheating on the World Cup and your wives at the
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  same time, Like you know what I mean, like goo like that sits
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  like yo, if there ain't nothing that says Mexico loves cheati so much,
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  it's fucking under pressure. Bro Cardis Valla plays in La MC because his wife
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  doesn't trust them around Mexican hookers. I want one of those jerseys, like
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  for real, dude, Like you know that's the truth, ext g.
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  Well, it's it's like stop cheating and maybe your wife was, you know
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  what I mean, Like stop complaining and you get up a trophy. It
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  doesn't acknowledge cheating for once. It's in the blood as you can tell me
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  about it. Ha ha. All I'm saying, Bro, is that you
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  talt like like you the cheat on the World Cup that man, Bree,
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  you act like Sulvadorians don't cheat, We just don't win like so it gets
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  under the notice. I don't know, Bro, but we've been putting in
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  work, Bro, countries. Your country's coming up and up. Yeah,
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  and the caravan we're in there two Hey, dude, you know what we
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  need to stop that caravan? Two transformers, Like America needs to fucking focus
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  on building a transformer or a mental gear solid type of robot where the robot
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  doesn't have the AI feelings, where it's like, oh damn, we blew
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  up the target and fifty other people around it. Type of mentality we don't
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  need. We don't need no transformers, Dude. If America had a transfer
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  former, you know how bad everybody else choirs? Would that work properly?
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  The same thing as having nukes once once they have it, you have it,
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  And I know we just have our knockoff, bro, because best believe
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  we we we've imported and exported everything else except our Weaponer you're telling me we're
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  still top dog when it comes to our you're telling me China has anybody.
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  You're telling me China has bootlegging nukes. China has boot legged nookes. They
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  don't got some ship that can kill it. They got like you know how
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  and everything like who he thinks? Who you think has made deals with the
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  people above the planes the Antarctica US because we knew about it from the beginning.
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  All our president's been there, They're gonna be like, damn, Walt
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  Disney was here, fucking Harrison Ford was here, fucking uh, you know,
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  Roosevelt was here. You know, it's a whole different thing. It's
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  like, what's that game Kingdom Hearts with Disney? That's what's probably over the
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  Antarctica walls. That's what it looks like. That's literally what looks like.
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  It looks like the cover to Kingdom Hearts Replaystation two A fucking castle will looks
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  like humans could have never built this ship. It looks like you had to
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  have a bunch of million fucking slave ants or slave ance type of screechers and
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  just fucking just build all these things. Bro, did you play Kingdom Hearts?
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  Yeah? I didn't like it. I could how do you not like
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  it. It's literally a game like you're a fucking Disneyland whore dude, Like
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  how you're not gonna allow Kingdom hearts. It's meant for you. It is
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  for you. It is you. Basically only RPG I ever played those Pokemon
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  and I draw the line there. I didn't even consider an RPG. It
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  is, but it's it is, but it's not like to me. And
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  RPG is like World war Craft where you gotta get like these armors and your
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  sword and like your XP and then you learn how to like do like leather
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  work. It's fun. I know about this nerdy ship because I played it,
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  But do that. You can do that in a first quiet game.
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  He can buy It's all right, you know, ship like that has no
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  clue. Okay, my bad, I didn't. I never saw it as
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  an RPG. Yeah, I guess it is. Also Fernando point there,
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  Mexico cheats and games, cheats on wives, cheats on small checks. They
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  cheat a lot, they do bro cheating on small all right, list people
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  in the chat room, what are things Mexicans cheat on? In Mexico's defense,
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  so is everyone else? Do you think we're just not good at it?
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  You think they're looking at us more like like what okay? Then why
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  if everyone's doing it, why are we always the ones that consider the cheaters
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  because y'all get caught on camera because they don't care. Nobody who cares cares,
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  right cares. Yeah, I need check it out. I see you
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  tomorrow. I love you. They get by peace. Don't worry about her
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  mane, I see tomorrow, have a good day. Who you think clean
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  this up? We are cheaters though, like we sneak in here. Listen
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  back in this dishonest world where everybody's so honest, cheat on citizen already.
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  That's enough. That's enough of these honest people. That's the one thing Trump
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  never accused of as doing. Bro. He never called his cheeters. He
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  called us like, you know, criminals, thieves, some of them you
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  know even know who he was talking about the bad ones. Yeah, not
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  me. I wasn't talking about me. He wasn't talking about my dreamer co
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  host. He likes me. If he knew who I was, he liked
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  me. I guarantee he'd be like, yo, ex is cool. Bro.
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  He probably liked this more than the Noteboys podcast. No, he loves
• 19:29
  the knock Boys. Dog I'm not going to compete with the knock boys,
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  dog that he loves the Trump loves them. Trump might actually be on record
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  doing more good things from all brown people than anyone of his kind ever before.
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  Bro, do you know how many hotels he has? You know,
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  if he did, you know how many boys he helps the fucking land community
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  out dog well through, whether it's through the hotel or otherwise. I'm just
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  saying he's been there, he helped for the people that he's being accused of
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  being there for. You know what I mean, It's it's it's insanity.
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  Okay. Can you read Mega Man's post? Yeah, Mega Man's sending a
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  super Chat happy birthday ease of XG. Scared to do gang Bank's both me
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  and he's on our Yeah, I wouldn't be up. I wouldn't participate in
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  a game Bank. There's no way I feel like how she is. But
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  is it because you're scared? No, unless I go first, I gotta
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  go first, and it's gotta be like on turntarm basis, where like I
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  go and then I leave and then he goes. It's just that Mega Man
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  wants you to wat what I mean by that turn term basis like I'm done
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  for that type of gang bang. But I don't want to get no residual
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  residual splash. Yeah, I don't want him look, yeah, I don't
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  want him looking at me like I don't want so. Mega man is one
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  of those fools that he's just not like. You don't get like, you
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  don't get splash like I'm like, I'll be honest, I'm one of those
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  fools that I get stage fright in a fucking public restroom. I'm one of
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  those foes that I cannot be in the urine. I'd be so embarrassed though,
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  I just cannot You're embarrassed in the game bank, you wouldn't get hard.
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  I'm just not gonna participate in the game. That's not a problem for
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  me. I'll be I'll just look at her, but just look at a
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  certain individual. It's a hot check. If I'm considering this game bank,
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  it's because she's a hot chick, like super hot, like like playboard model
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  status where I'm like, fuck, okay, you got a chance to bud.
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  You got like three other dudes right behind you, like with the heart
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  on like like behind me on the right there. Okay, let's just see
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  out the door waiting like DONEX, I'm next come on like that. That's
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  gonna make me feel comfortable, because if you try to make it look,
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  I don't want no one knocking on the door. I think I'll put a
• 21:40
  time limit like an alarm clock, like when this goes deep, you got
• 21:44
  five minutes, like a time like you know how comedian you get the light.
• 21:47
  I don't want the light, like you got two minutes to finish this
• 21:49
  up X. And then I'll I'll put her doggie star or whatever my favorite
• 21:53
  is at the moment in time, and then I'll end it. The perfect
• 21:57
  world bang is ruled by whoever the single person is a set uh said to
• 22:06
  be catching the gang whoever the gang bang is about. That's who's in charge
• 22:12
  of the gang bang. Yeah, like I could never be going into like
• 22:15
  an unknown gang bang. Okay, but like like we'll leave the light on
• 22:19
  for you. Bro. You won't even believe. You won't even believe fucking
• 22:25
  uh you know that uh Andreana to check in? You know that porn star.
• 22:30
  Yeah, that fucking bitch. She's crazy. She literally paid guys to
• 22:33
  like give her a gang bang, like she's her pleasure. She wanted it
• 22:37
  it's I was like, huh, and she said she she's like the next
• 22:41
  day, Yeah, she literally says the next day she feels like she got
• 22:45
  like in a car accident and she has to go to ice Bass and ship
• 22:48
  like that. I'm like, what the fuck for what? She got banged
• 22:53
  pretty hard, dude, because it's not natural to be gang banged. Yeah,
• 23:00
  don't think they were doing this, man, And you don't think they
• 23:00
  were doing this in the cave Man days. I'm gonna looking at up,
• 23:06
  I think what was the first game, But I don't think it was always
• 23:10
  of recreational nature. Yeah, I think back in the day came Man were
• 23:17
  for sure gang banging. Dog cave Man were gang banging back in the day,
• 23:21
  Like I think it like porn star and you're doing it, you know,
• 23:26
  on camera, and you're doing it for an event. You're you're in
• 23:30
  charge of the event. You allow how many people there gets to be or
• 23:33
  not gets to be, you know what I mean. I don't know if
• 23:36
  the other you know, I don't think I don't think unsanctioned gang bangs go
• 23:40
  down naturally, even like in Caveman like days type of shit. Like if
• 23:45
  like you got a caveman type of mentality, banging the caveman type of woman
• 23:51
  mentality. It's just kind of very hard, bro like, because a caveman
• 23:55
  is pretty tough, so like it's hard for me to imagine like a cave
• 24:00
  man taking a cave woman's consent to granted, you know what I mean.
• 24:04
  The Flintstones had fucking hard ass runs, bro like, like those didn't have
• 24:08
  consent. You're right? What am I over here thinking? There was no
• 24:12
  consent in the carney? No balloon at bitch? Will it sounded? It
• 24:30
  just sounds pretty good like on nas. Yeah, I mean that is pretty
• 24:36
  good. You know what's crazy? I know a lot of forty two originals
• 24:38
  that grew up with around U what is it a high school area, and
• 24:44
  that's like about three of them that I knew that did naws with me when
• 24:48
  we were at kickbacks, like yeah, and I haven't like genuinely introduced myself,
• 24:52
  like well soup bow me has been a while, but they know who
• 24:53
  I am, so like they've said, like, what's up from a fire,
• 24:56
  and I'm just like I'll bring that black and gold nons tank bach Haha.
• 25:00
  I know, hey, but that is a good name for a hardcore
• 25:04
  band cave Man Gang, Main Tones, the Tones that is a cod band,
• 25:11
  No Tones but stright up. Oh yeah, and that dude that I
• 25:19
  do. Dude, the Flintstones they were for sure having like fucking like like
• 25:26
  the thing is though, the Flintstones type of people. Because nas is from
• 25:30
  the earth. It's from the earth. It's like a volcanic gas. You
• 25:36
  don't go down face to get it. Yeah, like you do know that
• 25:38
  it's like a volcano man made. You can get the same nozz effect from
• 25:45
  walking around the guyser or a fucking volcano. Do I fucking recommend it?
• 25:49
  No? I don't, but can you scientifically, yes you can. I
• 25:56
  found an X staightway from all volcano that aren't stores in bickle. Yeah,
• 26:02
  because we're all gonna die from one, according to the fucking people that fucking
• 26:06
  go on the TV. All right, right, run it running, that
• 26:08
  guy, the ones that are making the fronds guard all right. Pornography is
• 26:18
  one of humankind's earliest inventions. A thirty seven thousand year old car being found
• 26:23
  in southern France depicts a vulva whoa and a lot of people say, who
• 26:30
  discovered that? Discovered? Other paintings it's part of a venus cult. So
• 26:36
  let me ask you guys something here. What's up? This is a real
• 26:38
  question, affair. Give me a real answer the question. You can laugh
• 26:41
  at first, but then give me your real answer. Right, do you
• 26:45
  believe in time travel? Is time travel real? Yes? Or no?
• 26:51
  I have a simple question answer for that. I believe, yes, we
• 26:55
  do. But you have to be a part of whatever the it variable is,
• 26:59
  like the warp. So if you're the person with the golden star and
• 27:02
  you're like, I'm the tramp traveler, I gotta be like, well,
• 27:06
  I'm gonna go to twenty thirty. There's Steff telling them on, and then
• 27:07
  I just go with the time because I do feel that we all biol the
• 27:11
  great with I gotta talk about time travel. I got to bring up the
• 27:21
  home meeting. Got here, Joe, all right? So now I asked
• 27:25
  you that. I asked you that question first because I want to say to
• 27:27
  this all right, So if you believe in time travel, then you absolutely
• 27:33
  know Donald Trump has been traveling three times. You want to know why you
• 27:37
  why you say that? Because we all know it. You know, Tesla
• 27:41
  he the real test, not test, the real test. Things went to
• 27:45
  Trump's uncle. Yeah, the PI that bi or this they rated his his
• 27:52
  uh, his house right before he died, and they took all the documents
• 27:56
  and Trump could have got them. It could be a time traveler. Pick
• 27:59
  this sh up, this is real, like for real, for just saying,
• 28:02
  if you believe you believe time travel is real, then you're gonna have
• 28:06
  to accept that part of that conversation. Trump is going back and forth in
• 28:10
  time too, because you want to want to you want to figure out how
• 28:14
  he's dodging all that ship. Come on, I don't think Trump is going
• 28:17
  back in time. He's like, you're looking pretty old. He's going to
• 28:22
  happen there. You know where the ears off of you do? You know
• 28:23
  what they're trying to do. You know what they're trying to get him for
• 28:26
  right now, like one of the crazy they're trying to get him. You
• 28:32
  gotta think about this. You know Merlago, You know what Merlago is.
• 28:34
  The state is right, they're trying to say over valued. They're trying everyone
• 28:40
  over values. They're fucking the state. Dog. I will always tell you
• 28:44
  my house is worth more than it's worth. Dog, I'm gonna get pissed
• 28:45
  it. I'm gonna get pissed pieces pieces of ship. Try to cancel yacht
• 28:49
  rock because not for nothing, y'all, rock was a fucking genre of music.
• 28:55
  What a Patreon YouTube and wherever you're watching this, some of you guys
• 28:57
  are curious about some of the new tiers we added, like the ten dollars
• 29:02
  Raffle tier. So this just gives you a chance to come up on some
• 29:04
  cool shit. Every month, we're gonna go ahead and feature some dope electronics.
• 29:08
  This month, it happens to be a Nintendo switch. Look at this.
• 29:11
  It comes hooked up with the protector case. It already has the screen
• 29:15
  protector. You get an extra screen protector. You got the original docking station.
• 29:21
  I'm throwing in three games, you know what I mean with One of
• 29:22
  them's a Mario game, one of them's Payback shooting game, and I'm throwing
• 29:26
  you in a Lego game. You know what I'm saying. You get the
• 29:30
  extra button so you can protect your fingers and not spread germs. You get
• 29:33
  the original control that comes with it. You get the attachments as well,
• 29:37
  three fucking bags of the Alien Labs fucking goodies. Of course, it comes
• 29:42
  with the charger, and there might be some other surprises in there, and
• 29:45
  every month it's gonna be different from what I'm hearing. I'm making Xavier by
• 29:49
  an Xbox next month. So for February, just a little heads up.
• 29:52
  It's funny you guys gonna get one of the new xboxes out there. It's
• 29:56
  a new chance to support the podcast, to support the patreon with just five
• 30:00
  more dollars. And I know that's asking a lot for some of you guys.
• 30:03
  So I know some of you other Patreons are waiting and wondering what's gonna
• 30:07
  happen to my tier? So everybody that's a thirty dollars or one hundred dollars
• 30:11
  tier already, you're already included in these raffles. And believe me, the
• 30:15
  ten dollars raffle, I mean, it's just five more dollars gives you a
• 30:19
  chance to win over. I mean, what is this package worth? I
• 30:22
  want to say, it's like close to two hundred dollars with the games,
• 30:26
  the aiding labs, the fucking I'm sorry, the protecting stuff on the Game
• 30:30
  Boy, I'm sorry, on the Nintendo Switch. You know what I'm saying.
• 30:33
  Well, hoo, can you up here so help us? Help you
• 30:37
  and help us keep growing. Gives us a good chance to expand you know
• 30:40
  what I'm saying to all the gamers out there, to all the people with
• 30:44
  like the dope electronics, you know, I'm out there always shopping. So
• 30:47
  if you're on the lookout, and thank you to all the people who are
• 30:48
  subscribing to our Patreon think they rained Mario. Just to let you know,
• 31:00
  y'all, rock was the type of yacht was the type of music that was
• 31:03
  made for these kind of caliber of economic bracket these motherfuckers possessed. And I'm
• 31:10
  not saying all of them have that Epstein mentality, but motherfuckers like Trump,
• 31:15
  we're fucking partying like a motherfucker to the South. When I think of yacht
• 31:18
  rock, that's exactly what I think too. I involved the talking about,
• 31:22
  like who you think that's all the yacht I wish I had hair I think
• 31:26
  about. I think about Rick Fletter, What do you think he thinks about
• 31:30
  when he thinks about He's like, who really owns the Trump? The y'all,
• 31:34
  I get on there, there's no one in southern California, in South
• 31:41
  l A that owns a yacht you wanted to you stop if we stopped doing
• 31:48
  nas and you stopped feeding. We don't smoke the same with all of them
• 31:52
  asking all the fucking the dunkin donuts and all the food you feed us.
• 31:56
  Could you own a yacht because steps don't have a Yeah, can we podcast
• 32:00
  on the yacht? Could One day you'll be like, yo, the guys,
• 32:02
  let's take this on the yacht. I buy that. Best. I
• 32:06
  don't know how he said, by listen, Best, you're talking about the
• 32:13
  thirty three foot sailboat. Yeah, like, we're taking this past the fucking
• 32:20
  we're taking this to the s thirty three ft sail boat is like from the
• 32:24
  gait to like maybe like where the curtain is at. Let me tell you.
• 32:28
  The sailboat would make it there, but they would straight torpedo us before
• 32:32
  we got there. They blow our little sailboat out of the water. But
• 32:35
  boom boom, because we'd be rocking on the way. There'll be walking on
• 32:39
  the way. They're nozzing it to the ice wall. We're on the way
• 32:45
  to the ice wall and steptones jot nosing it. You should be able to
• 32:47
  do that there. I mean, as an experience goes, you should be
• 32:52
  able to have that experience at the ice wall. You should be able to
• 32:57
  roll up, hey, five twenty dollars a balloon. I can't wait till
• 33:00
  we like I can't wait too, I can't wait till like it's over in
• 33:05
  like the ice wall is like not a thing thing and we can have a
• 33:07
  concert at the ice wall. You know what happens when they love to have
• 33:09
  a concert at the ice wall? You know how great? You know what
• 33:13
  happens when the ice the ice one they're performing. Metallica says they had a
• 33:19
  performance in Antarctica, but they had They definitely performed on an island that is
• 33:25
  known to be or said to be affiliated with what is called Antarctica. But
• 33:30
  they were on an island. They weren't at Antarctica, you know, as
• 33:34
  far as Antarctica go go. But they were there. You know, they
• 33:38
  were definitely way more there than I'll ever be because I'll never go up in
• 33:44
  that spot. I ain't got no reason to go to an art that's one
• 33:45
  of the crater respect that you don't fly. That's one of the scariest things.
• 33:49
  When I heard that, I was like, how how does he do
• 33:51
  it? And when I heard, you know, I was like, that's
• 33:52
  fucking cancer. That's fucking money. It's not the best. It's probably one
• 33:58
  of the scariest things to know that you're not gonna come back. So I
• 34:01
  would imagine, like, if you're gonna be one of these people that has
• 34:05
  access to something like nitrous or nitrous oxide, you also got to be one
• 34:09
  of these people that has the power to know that you're not gonna come back.
• 34:13
  So, you know what I mean, hold on. What I'm saying
• 34:15
  is we're such we're such fucking beings that we for everything that we fucking have,
• 34:23
  we always everything, yeah, thank you Ray everything. We always go
• 34:28
  just to the cusp coke lead heroin everything else, which is what we're known
• 34:32
  to call an od you know what I mean, which you have to resuscitate
• 34:37
  for you to come back. So all I'm saying is that anything that makes
• 34:39
  you fucking cross that line has got to be out of this world. And
• 34:44
  that's what separates us from this world. So I'm saying, like you know
• 34:47
  what I'm saying, So like every like anything in this world, I don't
• 34:51
  think it's powerful for whatever we have to experience across the other galaxies. I
• 34:54
  think that we tempt faith galaxy Like I feel I feel that well, I
• 35:00
  mean, it's just the term, but I feel like we ten faith,
• 35:02
  you know what I mean. Okay, so we're talking about not coming back
• 35:07
  or whatever. Do you think the people that went on the Titanic thought that
• 35:10
  there was a chance that we're never coming back? You know, I'm talking
• 35:13
  about the submarine? Yes, do you think that that what the tits?
• 35:16
  The Leonardo Dicavro drew. I think that there's enough fake news around Titanic story
• 35:22
  that we have to all accept that the story is not the same story that
• 35:25
  we should accept. I don't know what that story is because I've heard too
• 35:30
  many stories about it. Therefore, the story I've heard about it is not
• 35:32
  the story that happened. I don't know what the story about Titanic is other
• 35:37
  than the fact that the one the truth about it. I know the story
• 35:39
  about I know the story about Queen Mary. Your story, But we call
• 35:45
  the Queen Mary sitting out there like he's like the quote unquote story you're right
• 35:49
  that has on the Queen Maria. But I'm like, where's the nitrous tank
• 35:52
  that was powering the Queen Mary? Why did it run out? It's still
• 35:57
  there and the ghost are doing? Can we fuck fill it up, That's
• 36:00
  all I'm saying, Like such fucking things on that caliber, like I want
• 36:05
  to know the fucking jackhammer that fucking built these cathedrals that were out here that
• 36:09
  have giant walls, or the fucking craftsmanship tools that were used by these fucking
• 36:14
  giants, and on that caliber, you know the giants are real? Right?
• 36:17
  Can we agree on that giants are real? Because there's no reason to
• 36:22
  have thirty to fifty foot tall doors? Right? I agree to that.
• 36:27
  You've ever been to Guatermala, everything's fucking microscopic, Like go to fucking on
• 36:32
  thi Wa Watermala. These motherfuckers will pee. They can make a duplex fucking
• 36:37
  restroom. Fucking bathroom like is the urinal like real shirt? Where the fuck
• 36:42
  do you think they'll stack them up on top of each other? Garage fucking
• 36:45
  mindset comes from. I walked into the nas fucking place. They had one
• 36:50
  of those Japanese fucking garage there, and these protect their giants. You think
• 36:53
  they don't got giants there. They protect them so much as they don't want
• 36:57
  them to come out of the ocean because they fuck everything up. Like the
• 37:04
  city with so much technological advances, you guys can't sit on our benches.
• 37:07
  You're too big. You need to make giant benches ones that we can't sit
• 37:13
  on because they're too tall. We need a ladder. Yeah, those benches
• 37:20
  are for giants. You don't see a ladder here. Don't climb on them,
• 37:24
  Godzilla, Bro, Like, imagine the giant that we possessed in America.
• 37:30
  Bro, you don't strike o'bonnie. We're about to take a call,
• 37:35
  all right, fine, Oh damn, he brought the fucking the Dino global
• 37:40
  that. Yeah, let's take this fucking phone call. Let's take this call.
• 37:47
  And if they're knowing we're gonna do no stick, thank you for calling
• 37:52
  the birthday Telathan? Who is this? Yo? Maccine? What's up?
• 38:00
  J vax? What's so you off in Toronto? Yoh man? What's going
• 38:09
  on? Next year's stop? Shout out a yeah, man, you know
• 38:21
  what's time? You're hanging out with Trudeau? But not every Canadian says that,
• 38:30
  dude, Like, at the moment I've heard the lad they stopped their
• 38:32
  happy jolly Canadian way. They're like, no buck that food. I agree
• 38:37
  though, fuck Castro Castro Son, what's up man? What's up? Hello?
• 38:46
  L what are you doing yourself? Are you in Toronto? Yes,
• 38:53
  sir, fuck yeah, go check out Nitty Sack Liddy. All right,
• 39:00
  yeah, we'll do that. My comedian homie, Nitty Sack Hazza or Sekuja,
• 39:07
  which is real. Only reason you know his name is because you birch
• 39:09
  his name. That's not his realized His real last name is not Nitty Sekuja.
• 39:15
  And he is a very talented Indian. He's very talented Indian. What
• 39:21
  is it the comic that he performs? It said what he said, But
• 39:27
  that ain't no Indian. I know, all right, that's it. I'm
• 39:31
  looking up his name. I shout out to you, Niddy, I love
• 39:34
  you, brother, and yeah, thank you? And who man all the
• 39:40
  way in t dot? I don't know where t dot is? Hell yeah,
• 39:47
  the stores and the stores and biggles for you? What's up? I
• 39:54
  tried holding my breath while I was filling up the NOS tank. Why do
• 39:59
  you do that to make it last? But it hurt? Haha, you
• 40:04
  gotta breathe like Race said, who got the red balloon? Oh? Not
• 40:10
  me? I got purple one? Who got red? I don't know?
• 40:15
  Bro is? Yeah? All right? Camera for somebody fucking asked me for
• 40:21
  a red one and didn't sup. Thank you for calling. We don't smoke
• 40:25
  the same, my boy? Who is this? Thank you? I have
• 40:28
  a co host? What's up? Like g this is a DJ chase?
• 40:32
  What's up? DJ Chanse? What's a good plan you're doing? He was
• 40:36
  a great a happy birthday at the zone? Thank you? What's up to
• 40:40
  ray step Zone? Yo? I'm a biggest fan of yours And hey,
• 40:46
  uh I got I got a little story for you. She wasn't. So
• 40:52
  my situation, My situation is kind of like yours legally used three yeah,
• 40:59
  and that I didn't go to Mexico till I was seventeen, dude, damn.
• 41:05
  And I gotta tell easy on this thing. Dude. I'll just you
• 41:07
  know. It was a big cultural shock, you know, us to Mexico.
• 41:10
  Like everything just swished together, like how cultural, like when I go
• 41:15
  to skid Roll or like like how just very different, bro, Like the
• 41:22
  people, the way they spoke Spanish and shit. And but this was the
• 41:27
  craziest part. Bro. I was just hanging out at my grandparents like the
• 41:30
  yard, just feeling and there's a lot of uh, a lot of billboards
• 41:34
  over their Coca Cola pepsy. Uh huh, dude, this candy bar called
• 41:39
  this, this reminded me of search Negrito. Oh, I know, I
• 41:46
  know about that candy bar. He's right, And they switched it, dude,
• 41:51
  they switched it to NTO now because of the woke stuff. Oh dude,
• 41:55
  this fooks like a straight up negrito. Yes, yeah, it's like,
• 42:00
  what's that move? What's that show on? Oh? That's that's the
• 42:02
  modern rized version it was. It was toned down. It was toned up
• 42:07
  before that toned it down. So what he's talking about, the color is
• 42:10
  talking about, is this fucking this this this snack, this against a Mexican
• 42:16
  snacking milk chocolate milk snack that was out there kind of like you, who's
• 42:21
  her gonzitos? But it what was it called bros hit again? It was
• 42:29
  called gritos, but the character of it resembled very fucking racist characteristics. So
• 42:36
  they had to change it up and they puss it out, unlike Spain did.
• 42:39
  What's two racism? That was two thousand and seven, dude, this
• 42:43
  was two thousand and seven when I saw I was seventeen years old. What
• 42:46
  the that was? Also? I mean season out there who his name was
• 42:52
  n I G g A. It was a dj N I G d A.
• 42:57
  Everyone knows. And so there's also another thing I don't know XG.
• 43:01
  If you saw this, if yoused to see, oh yeah, that's it
• 43:07
  was this ship? Was that's racist too? Yeah? No, no,
• 43:12
  no, no, ahead, no no search that show spot and then put
• 43:20
  Thomas T H O M A S. And that's the character they would they
• 43:24
  would like show. Oh hey, dude, Latin fucking Latin ship is based
• 43:31
  on a bunch of racism. Is this more racist than the character? Hell?
• 43:37
  Yeah? Did we? We need to fucking have a the moment we
• 43:46
  have like a family style vacate. Oh my god, Bro, that looks
• 43:51
  like some dude. He looks like a rock with a face on it,
• 44:00
  the way they showed his mom too and ship. It's like I have I
• 44:06
  have like one uncle that looks like that. And of all love and blesses
• 44:10
  to homeboy right there because he needs it because everyone's so mean. Same team
• 44:15
  Bro, Same team man, happening years man, Yeah, happy multiple.
• 44:22
  He looks like a pet rock to the pet rock that called it, what
• 44:32
  is it? Hey man? That would look like a California raising. No,
• 44:37
  man, I'm sorry I thought you were going to pour that into that.
• 44:40
  I was like, hold on, X poo much water and there's's nowhere
• 44:45
  else for now, go ahead, No, no, do it there,
• 44:45
  Doc, don't Gordon? Yeah, there might, I add though, I'm
• 44:51
  so happy with the mic sound quality though, like I could be yelling at
• 44:55
  this ship as the motherfucker shout out to you man these mic you know I
• 45:01
  do. And I'm gonna introduce him with the homie that's standing with it.
• 45:05
  That's right there, sitting down, salute to joining us in the in the
• 45:08
  birthday teletown, the one and only Dad Waxington. And the rig that he
• 45:14
  has up there is made by enough glass, right is it? Is it
• 45:20
  a collap I only asked because I have a rig similar to that im and
• 45:28
  I'm curious to if it's the same same blow it's like a little it's a
• 45:34
  little monster, you know what I mean. But it's very similar to that,
• 45:39
  you know what Steff tone I think, Uh oh, dude, stop
• 45:49
  pissing off my grandma. Dude, stop pissing on my grandma. She said,
• 45:52
  it's my fucking birthday. And if he's on wants to fucking gon gee
• 45:57
  throw it up, he can go gitrow it up. I did literally was
• 46:00
  telling he's gonna put the balloon down and that ship pop didn't look like birthday
• 46:06
  nobody care about no balloons can't be Thank you, Bro, appreciate the gifts.
• 46:15
  Oh hell yeah, I'm gonna open this when I'm not that lifted on
• 46:20
  it. Oh well inside this locate. Thank you enough class and thank you
• 46:28
  dad. Dad. Baxington from Virginia would hang up all right, what's up?
• 46:35
  Who's this call? This person definitely said the word with the R anyways,
• 46:39
  go Virginia. Yo, what up? Daniel? Thank you so much?
• 46:45
  Who do we have a pleasure of talking to with the only one that
• 46:51
  calls from Virginia? Man, d MBS what's up? Hell yeah, d
• 46:55
  m B chair lies Bro. That was a homie for sure, talking ship
• 47:01
  quick quick, y'all gotta sing he's on songs. I mean I would do
• 47:13
  it, Bro, And I wish Tommy was here because but Tommy very much
• 47:17
  like everything, I felt like I have to I have to attach parade stories
• 47:22
  to my podcast and then to come through, you know what I mean,
• 47:25
  like like no disrespect to the homie because you know, the shout out to
• 47:29
  you. George brace Is gonna be on here on the eleventh. I already
• 47:30
  have a flyer made up from Yeah we you know, dad's talk to each
• 47:36
  other. GA, dad's your dad. Now I'm your daddy in here.
• 47:38
  Look at you. No one's daddy's on. Oh your boy. Something you
• 47:47
  gotta buy me. You gotta buy me at least an Xbox to be my
• 47:51
  dad, and George kind of did. I felt like a little kid when
• 47:55
  he gave me I want I want to say. I want to say I
• 47:58
  bout you at least like two peace. No no, no, no,
• 48:01
  no no. We exchanged gifts. That's different, George. What you do
• 48:07
  of the night is exchanged. George literally said, I was said, here,
• 48:10
  come here, I got a birthday present for you, and he gave
• 48:13
  it to me. When I saw next post, I was like what.
• 48:15
  But like a little kid, I was like, where's the game? Sing
• 48:16
  the song with skim who's stop singer? You say you got a good voice,
• 48:23
  broh, collar the caller is gone. I'm here when I first,
• 48:37
  When I first, he will be on this point. Remember Ray, He
• 48:40
  was like, give me ten minutes, let me chill. That was that
• 48:45
  definitely sounds like me, give me ten minutes. Let me chill post pizza.
• 48:52
  They say, where was that post pizza? Yo? What he's chilling?
• 49:06
  Yeah, he's chilling dogs time, that's what said. I Look,
• 49:09
  he said, everybody looks way more chiller than me. And then he said,
• 49:13
  it looks way more chiller than Steph Tone. You know what I mean,
• 49:15
  because it looks like it should be Steph Tone's birthday because the way I'm
• 49:20
  acting, well, you know what, That's what happens when you get balanced.
• 49:22
  All right. I appreciate it though, but hey, and not for
• 49:25
  nothing though. It has been a very hard month, but you got to
• 49:30
  close the book hard on him. And that's how we're That's what we're doing,
• 49:32
  bro. So if you're thinking about what happened, no, no,
• 49:37
  no, I'm just saying if you think, well, we got to take
• 49:43
  other calls too. But I'm just saying, if you're thinking about catching up
• 49:46
  or keeping up calls, you better fucking have the fucking stallion top of mentality,
• 49:52
  bro, and be ready to gallop for me, to bluetooth for me
• 50:01
  in Japan, hopefully come back with a small baby. Oh what a guy,
• 50:13
  you're not taking a blue shoo for your birthday? I don't have anymore
• 50:16
  I've been taking the ones that crap your kings gave me the little honey dip
• 50:21
  ones you're gonna get. If you're gonna get from something from seven to eleven,
• 50:27
  you have to have like a three thousand number behind it. When you
• 50:34
  talking about three thousands, man, we're gonna last for a month. If
• 50:37
  it's the same dude. To cancel his calls, dude, because it's the
• 50:39
  same asshole, just block him as a general. Don't get a new number,
• 50:44
  dog, Yeah, just keep blocking him unless it's not like because it's
• 50:50
  gonna be the same asshole with them. Yeah, boy, got a lot
• 50:53
  of Texas fans, Fuck them, bro, they don't talk like that about
• 50:58
  Texas. Dog. Don't you talk like that about weren't calling before the wire
• 51:01
  MC all right, they weren't calling before that. Yeah, they were doing
• 51:10
  it just to funk with us. So what you got? Well, watch
• 51:28
  you got? What are we going to be dabbing on right now? My
• 51:30
  boy? You always got some fire? Yeah? All right, there we
• 51:37
  go. That's what's up the last time? Yep? I think something enough?
• 51:49
  Yeah, speaking of Mike, I have got turns mic on right,
• 51:52
  guys, yell dank, we don't smoke the same. Yo, what's good?
• 52:00
  Actually, what's up? My boy? Thank you, thank you,
• 52:04
  I'm doing great. Man, yeah, man, just uh big Sean.
• 52:07
  I'll here from I'm up to hear him. Just north of Madison, Wisconsin.
• 52:13
  Damn Wisconsin, Virginia. We soon. Oh yeah, he's nice.
• 52:21
  What do you saying? Happy birthday? Happy birthday? The ease? Hell
• 52:27
  yeah, thank you, all the way to all the way to Wisconsin.
• 52:30
  Fuck you ask for one of my favorite shows. It sucks that that's all
• 52:35
  you know about Wisconsin, the sitcom show, The Bucks Saturday, The Bucks.
• 52:42
  They make some great cheese out there, Bay Packers. Yeah. And
• 52:45
  I also learned how to call everybody don't like hey, serious question. Hey,
• 52:53
  this baral is the cheese that bomb. I've never been to Wisconsin.
• 52:55
  I've never even had I don't think i've even had. Man, that's the
• 52:58
  best cheese in the world, all right, next to California, like vegan
• 53:07
  cheese, California cheese number one. No, no, not vegan cheese.
• 53:13
  Oh I don't know about that. No, you got, we got.
• 53:16
  We make some good cheese cars out here, if you got to love you
• 53:21
  up. I'm actually living out out here in Soft City, Wisconsin and we
• 53:25
  got this, We got the birth of the Carvers. Cavers is all about
• 53:30
  their cheese and yeah, man, that's a big deal about you don't have
• 53:39
  the you bench type with them, you know. I like to say,
• 53:49
  don't you know? You know that's what I'm you know, like I got
• 53:52
  the Midwestern actually like Colton, but I can actually rull my eyes you know,
• 53:57
  oh your eyes. See, I can actually do that on my Colton.
• 54:01
  Are you white? Yeah, I'm white as hell. Yeah because you
• 54:09
  white? Yeah. Yeah, shout out stuff Tolling Man. Oh yeah,
• 54:22
  thank you brother, fuck yeah, thank you so much, all the way
• 54:24
  from Wisconsin. Hey. Hey, they're a big fan of you guys.
• 54:30
  I've been listening to this podcast consecutively, like I've been following you guys for
• 54:34
  at least six plus years now. Much love to all you. Uh,
• 54:38
  you guys are the ship. You know. I'm going through a lot with
• 54:40
  my father. He's been dealing with this like blood disease and stuff. So
• 54:45
  uh, I've had my ups and downs. Things are getting better now though,
• 54:50
  And I'm just telling you when I'm in my downards of the downs,
• 54:52
  just listening to you guys, the humor, the Green Thumb Show, all
• 54:57
  that ship. It's just the little things matters in life. Be thankful,
• 55:00
  you know what I'm saying. Man, I love all y'all know I would
• 55:05
  to add on something to that, and this is speaking from over heart.
• 55:07
  And bless you to and bless you to your father too, and shoot the
• 55:10
  fuck up, Exavier. I'm talking for real. Well you know what I'm
• 55:15
  saying, Yeah, because it runs out eventually, But but I do want
• 55:21
  I do want to fucking acknowledge something that he said that He said he had
• 55:23
  been dealing with something a lot throughout the whole time, and we got in
• 55:27
  through it, especially dealing with his dad, and I too, for the
• 55:30
  longest time, was dealing with something that had to do with my dad for
• 55:34
  the longest and I didn't know how bad it affected me deep down inside.
• 55:37
  And now being liberated I'm such a fucking big heavy thing on my shoulders,
• 55:43
  or just having to deal with such a big fucking weight in general and being
• 55:46
  liberated from it makes you feel very fucking happy inside. And if I could
• 55:52
  wish that upon anybody out there, I would, without a fucking thought her
• 55:57
  doubt in my fucking heart. So if you got something like that, you
• 56:00
  had to fucking clear up. Or if you got something like that that you're
• 56:01
  going through, go ahead and follow through it because because the grass is fucking
• 56:07
  greener on the other side, and so is the naws. Baby you got
• 56:10
  in your heart. God blessed, God blessed. Hey, I haven't I
• 56:15
  I have a half sister. Hey, yeah, man, thank you man?
• 56:19
  Hey, yeah. Yeah. You know, condolence is out cut and
• 56:22
  your family, your grandma major rest in peace. I had a really good,
• 56:25
  strong time my grandma. She helped raise me when I was a little
• 56:28
  kid and stuff. And yeah, man, going through those hardships and life
• 56:32
  definitely build you as a stronger human being. But when you can can start
• 56:37
  your yeah, you know, when what you did, ease on a man
• 56:39
  a hat talk to you, man, because I mean I have a half
• 56:43
  sister. I haven't communicated with it and overwhelm over a decade because of uh,
• 56:46
  you know, hardshifts and stuff just not being uh you know, she
• 56:51
  was. She wasn't the greatest human being to me, you know, and
• 56:53
  I had to eliminate that out my life. But you know, there'll be
• 56:57
  a day where like we'll say moment my mom because we got to say mom.
• 57:00
  So when she passes, it'll be a day where I'm gonna end up
• 57:02
  confronting with her again. She's got kids of her own, and I I
• 57:07
  you know not that I haven't even I prayed that that. I feel that
• 57:12
  that day happens before your mom passes on to the next life, brother,
• 57:15
  Because a lot of people used to pray for me before that, Bro,
• 57:17
  Before before I made up with my father, A lott of people used to
• 57:21
  ask me to do that before I actually got that closure. I need her,
• 57:23
  bro, So believe me, it's gonna happen unexpectedly, and I really
• 57:27
  hope you do get that, bro. Like nothing more fulfilling than that,
• 57:31
  like speaking to you like one hundred percent, bro, Like I'm being one
• 57:35
  hundred with you, Bro, Like I could be having fun, I could
• 57:37
  be getting high and doing all this shit. But there's a reason be Real
• 57:40
  says we trained for this because we're a certain kind of animal. Here.
• 57:44
  So I'm hearing you here with all five senses and I heard everything you fucking
• 57:46
  said, bro, So like I feel you one hundred percent. Like like
• 57:52
  like bridge that gap, Bro, Bridge that gap. Bro. Do it
• 57:54
  for your kids, bro, or do it for her kids. You know
• 57:57
  what I'm saying it'll feel a thousand times better than my dude. I love
• 58:00
  you, man Hey, love you too, man Hey, Happy birthday,
• 58:05
  Take care of guys. You two players, be near you. Brother,
• 58:07
  Hey, good talking to you. Thank you, thank you. You see
• 58:10
  what the fuck I'm talking about? Bro? You see how you see the
• 58:14
  fucking call and the way he sounded on there. Bro, that's somebody who
• 58:16
  needed to hear that. Bro. They're like the Gandhia of nas dog.
• 58:20
  I'm very surprised. I'm like in liand that's Com're going to the Patreon you
• 58:24
  heard that? Go pay five bucks please getting overtime for this? Thank you,
• 58:30
  Thank you for calling. We don't spoke the same podcast. Who's this?
• 58:38
  All right? That's it? Fuck this fag. We're going to Patreon,
• 58:40
  dude, Like that's gonna stop him from calling? You know what?
• 58:45
  Am I stopping from Color Rayload up the fucking PA, the pro pen,
• 58:49
  the propand thanks everybody to have a little little fucking minute fucking break down there.
• 58:54
  What's up? Player? You pick that one up? All right?
• 59:04
  What's up? Player? Is the motherfucker who's been prank calling? Yoah?
• 59:08
  That's what's up my dude? How you doing who's calling where you're from?
• 59:15
  What's good? Every time I'm trying to fucking calls when that prank caller has
• 59:20
  been calling and I'm from Texas, So I was like, they're gonna fucking
• 59:24
  think it's me. That's what's up? What part of Texas bro that plays
• 59:28
  is so big? Houston and Houston they got big ass black buoy out there.
• 59:34
  When he said Houston, I thought he was gonna be like, ha,
• 59:38
  Extu's out here at Balchi, like I got fans out there from Texas.
• 59:42
  Yeah, boy, I love texts you not to help, but like
• 59:45
  all my friends with Texas, they're like, Houston is the gay part of
• 59:47
  text No, it's Austin. No, you're tripping, it's Austin. It's
• 59:50
  no. Austin is known to be like the liberal l g B, t
• 59:52
  Q fucking part of Texas. That's the part. Okay, whoever told me
• 59:57
  it was Houston, you a hater? Now Houston is Houston Dog, Houston's
• 1:00:00
  hood dog. It gets flooded as blazes fuck him, not really, but
• 1:00:07
  Austin, but we live in La Dog. It doesn't get more mad.
• 1:00:14
  I know, I know I got a gay brother in law. I know,
• 1:00:19
  I know, we went where we go to go shopping from Express went
• 1:00:22
  to Express Dog. We felt they thought, dude, they were looking at
• 1:00:25
  me like they wore gat in some game. Dude stole my gay gift.
• 1:00:30
  Bro. I was like, remember I told you you take my brothers and
• 1:00:35
  you know me, I always end up outside because I'm like, Bro,
• 1:00:37
  if I'm in there shopping with him, they're gonna think I'm like the bottom
• 1:00:39
  or something. That's dude, I'm not the I'm outside. I'm gonna go
• 1:00:43
  take it down. Where are you gonna go? No, he's what's up
• 1:00:46
  playing? You got any questions before we let you go? Because he's almost
• 1:00:51
  like he's no, no, no, hold on hit this calling in.
• 1:00:53
  I appreciate you calling in. I'm gonna go take a quick pace to take
• 1:00:57
  over. What's up? What's up? Yeah? I thought we were playing
• 1:00:59
  a video. Wanted to all right, now, what's up doing? How
• 1:01:01
  you doing? You're dabbing? You're smoking right now? You've a shout out
• 1:01:07
  to Steph Cones. He uh introduced me to all this podcast. All right,
• 1:01:12
  brother, and now I'm a big fan, Like you know, I
• 1:01:15
  haven't been watching for long, but I've watched a few recent videos and I'm
• 1:01:22
  loving it. Oh yeah, what's up? Yeah, he rated my rig
• 1:01:25
  the other day too on the podcast with the guitar my broke ass my broke
• 1:01:31
  ass metal rig. Oh the pedals on top. Yeah, the two seven
• 1:01:40
  strings right, yeah? Yeah yeah, two seven strings? Yeah, man,
• 1:01:47
  you can read. Are you ever going to do esp eclips signature series?
• 1:01:53
  I don't have any plans of doing any like signature clips of my own.
• 1:02:00
  I have already you know, the Horizon style already is and then I've
• 1:02:08
  been you know, outside of that, I have to tell you I do
• 1:02:13
  actually have a couple of flying v's that I've never broke out or I should
• 1:02:16
  I say I broke out like at the most rarest days back when I first
• 1:02:21
  got him. Yeah, that's what's up. So hello, way, I
• 1:02:30
  appreciate you guys. That's what's up? Player, Thank you for calling.
• 1:02:32
  Hey Stepton, I got a question for you, and you probably heard this
• 1:02:36
  already, Like, let's say I wanted to learn guitar. How long would
• 1:02:42
  it take you to teach me? I can impress a chick, I mean,
• 1:02:45
  can I can? I can say I can play the guitar, where
• 1:02:46
  you can be like you can play the guitar he ain't great, but he
• 1:02:49
  knows the notes. How long would it take you to like to teach me
• 1:02:52
  a couple? Like? Because it's hard? I mean, I've tried it.
• 1:02:54
  You know. You see a guitar, you buy a guitar, your
• 1:02:58
  mom buys you a book, You give up two weeks later in your parents?
• 1:03:01
  Is this why don't we won't buy you shit? I could teach you
• 1:03:05
  in under ten minutes. I could teach you enough in less than ten minutes
• 1:03:09
  that you could you could craft your own little songs and song. Where the
• 1:03:15
  hell were you when I took guitar? Right, That's what I said.
• 1:03:17
  I gave up because my dad, my biological dad, bought me fucking uh
• 1:03:22
  like two guitars, an acoustic one and an electric one from a Sears catalog,
• 1:03:28
  and I took classes and I still couldn't get it down. Yeah,
• 1:03:31
  because I'll just teach you all you need to know. I don't. I
• 1:03:35
  don't. I don't know hardly anything about the guitar, but I know enough
• 1:03:39
  to make the music. I like, Did you get it? You're you're
• 1:03:44
  not? I mean, I don't mean like this is is because I think
• 1:03:45
  you're you're obviously great, But did you take any classes, like like you
• 1:03:49
  just kind of learned on your own. You said, I got this.
• 1:03:52
  This is when you hit your head and then you almost died and you're like,
• 1:03:54
  I got this. Have you met Eddie? I have, very briefly,
• 1:04:06
  very recently, this many years ago. I was about to say,
• 1:04:11
  like, damn, what was that? Like, you know, you're just
• 1:04:15
  kind of like always in awe of people you know you're familiar with, like
• 1:04:18
  you know, celebrities. Was Earmpty Canvers? Was he? No? No,
• 1:04:27
  they were all all the guys in that band were really cool. I
• 1:04:30
  mean we've we actually recorded our second record at one of the guitar players studios?
• 1:04:36
  Is it like that with you guys? Because you're a rock star and
• 1:04:40
  like not for nothing. I'm not saying like b Real is not a rock
• 1:04:42
  star, but he's like a rap star or like a hip hop star really
• 1:04:46
  like okay, But what I'm saying is like when I think rock stars meeting
• 1:04:50
  each other, it's like a group type of thing. But I feel like
• 1:04:54
  b Real has got to experience both of those aspects because he's kind of like
• 1:04:57
  in a mix of the band slash of a group. So I feel like
• 1:05:00
  that's the reason he kind of has cross paths with becoming really good friends with
• 1:05:03
  people like you which are in bands, which probably never really cross paths with
• 1:05:06
  people like him were in hip hop or rape. But actually when we met,
• 1:05:11
  they they weren't doing the band thing yet, not at that time.
• 1:05:14
  I mean maybe they had done some shows with the band, but uh,
• 1:05:16
  like they started doing like the rock stuff before I mean after yeah, right
• 1:05:23
  after we met. That was about the time y'all were already tight, Like
• 1:05:27
  you were already like cool with Bee, Like were you homies or were you
• 1:05:30
  like, yeah, I know him from the band. Yeah, Like we
• 1:05:32
  we all started hanging out like basically the end of ninety nine. You know,
• 1:05:36
  we met probably ninety eight, but ninety nine is when we all started
• 1:05:40
  kicking it. That's when I moved down here, and uh, you know
• 1:05:45
  in that way ever since this one was this one that b was like big
• 1:05:47
  two oh man. Yeah, he was already legend long before. No,
• 1:05:53
  I meant like big physically because both of you guys were big during that time
• 1:05:56
  too. Oh yeah, no, we were definitely sometimes more on it.
• 1:06:00
  Sometimes people send me pictures and I'm like, who is that? Like literally
• 1:06:03
  somebody was like same team to send me a picture right, and it was
• 1:06:06
  like Steph doning and it's like and I literally wrote. I was like,
• 1:06:11
  I was like, what is this like? Ai? So I feel like,
• 1:06:14
  did you ai, Steph tone, how did you lose? No?
• 1:06:16
  It was it was him, like I trip out because I didn't know him.
• 1:06:20
  Like the only stephtone I known is that he has a fat guy appetite,
• 1:06:25
  but he doesn't look like but can you give He's on some tips on
• 1:06:28
  how to lose. I mean, you have a fucking you got like you
• 1:06:32
  got a phenom right here? Lost a lot way learn from him? Take
• 1:06:34
  some tips, dog. I mean my my only I don't work out or
• 1:06:39
  do anything like that, So that has nothing to do with it already for
• 1:06:43
  me, I've really just managed to keep sugar out of my life as much
• 1:06:50
  as possible. I have not avoid I do not avoid it at all costs,
• 1:06:55
  but having it daily and all, you know, like I used to
• 1:06:58
  have it all the time, you know, so is for sure I drank
• 1:07:00
  SODA's all day long, or or at least like raspberry iced tea or peach
• 1:07:05
  iced tea. I mean I was drinking some kind of sugary drink all day
• 1:07:09
  haven't seen you drank of Doctor Pepper and such a long fucking time. Yesterday
• 1:07:14
  it was the first time I had a coke in in ages. I split
• 1:07:16
  one with Ray one of the Yeah, you know, I have a Classic
• 1:07:23
  Battle coke, but I have a Mexican coco somebody gave me. Well,
• 1:07:31
  luckily it's yours. What's up? Player? How are you doing? Favorite
• 1:07:34
  calling? We don't smoke the same show. Oh look at that. I
• 1:07:39
  didn't even think I was going to go through. And I'm calling shout out?
• 1:07:44
  You know that's what's UFE. Definitely he's calling from Mexico. He's a
• 1:07:49
  Chilango dog. I don't know if you I don't know if you're an America
• 1:07:51
  fan, but shout out to America. Fourteen Championships up. Players. Come
• 1:07:57
  on, how you're not man from shag from a shallow bro. I'm like
• 1:08:00
  thirty minutes away. Uh dude, it's close enough. Hey, well,
• 1:08:05
  how was it this? How was it this mother? When they won?
• 1:08:09
  How was it? How was the celebration for the Mexico Come on, man,
• 1:08:15
  you know it's fine all around regardless you ession this few years Chris Petty
• 1:08:21
  Castles. Petty Castles is the weed good out there, dog, you listening.
• 1:08:26
  We don't smoke the same you guys. You guys get it. You
• 1:08:28
  get any good weed out there? Oh? Come on, man, whenever
• 1:08:31
  you guys come on down. You know you can come and smoke over here.
• 1:08:33
  You gotta do a life podcast. Tell you help. Thank you for
• 1:08:40
  taking my car. I gotta because my girl working on the background, you
• 1:08:43
  know, bro, Thank you for putting thank you for calling in. Uh,
• 1:08:47
  thanks for supporting the show, my dude. Yeah that's what man.
• 1:08:53
  Oh yeah, bro, you know what I realized that song's about. It's
• 1:08:55
  about cocaine locking me. Who's then on you? Yeah? Your so you
• 1:09:04
  come on dog? I used to be all day. Yeah, would have
• 1:09:10
  you know? That's what I walk about drugs like this, like fucking like
• 1:09:12
  nos. Bro. It's just that like NOAs doesn't it goes away? Bro?
• 1:09:15
  I like things that go away, Like alcohol takes a while to go
• 1:09:17
  away. But I can't overdo it the balloon down, but the NAS takes
• 1:09:23
  a while, like it goes away, bro, Like I can. I
• 1:09:25
  can make plans later and then be like, hey, yeah, I will
• 1:09:28
  be at dinner tonight. Baby. You know what I'm saying. Take some
• 1:09:32
  mushies. Acid for calling we don't smoke the same show? How are we
• 1:09:35
  doing? My boy? This? Rachel? What playing smoke a lot?
• 1:09:42
  In ninety one? Calling the wish Happy birthday to E Zone. Have a
• 1:09:49
  safe, blessed, happy New Year's celebrated. Right, smoke a lot,
• 1:09:55
  serame team, you know what's up? Yeah? Hell, thank you so
• 1:10:04
  much, Rachel. I appreciate it. Hell yeah, my birthday is tomorrow.
• 1:10:08
  But I'm stunning branding here with my fucking homies and my loved ones.
• 1:10:13
  Oh dug shirt to hell long I met your Tommy stomach same and you don't
• 1:10:19
  think Tommy's stomach is like I'm angry. Shout out, shout out to Tommy.
• 1:10:30
  Three plates. I got a question, how long do you think that's
• 1:10:35
  gonna last? You? All right, I'll see you at the perfect Thank
• 1:10:46
  you, So let's do it. Joe, what were you saying? You
• 1:10:49
  gave me a balloon on the when I gave you that steak that that day?
• 1:10:53
  Bro? Oh yeah, I did this for fucking get He brought me
• 1:10:56
  like two steaks and my girl, my girl, my girl knows poos some
• 1:10:59
  right away. She put him or in my bag when she was like,
• 1:11:00
  this is where he keeps all this stuff. She put him there in the
• 1:11:02
  next morning she was I was, I was like ready on warm, do
• 1:11:08
  you put any like? I didn't put no sides on that? No,
• 1:11:10
  I had no sauce, and I ate it like it had like whatever you
• 1:11:13
  had, Like my yeah, I work on that ship. I had the
• 1:11:16
  little ring of onion around it and I was straight. You remember, bro,
• 1:11:20
  you were at my Ladies right behind you. Remember when I broke that
• 1:11:24
  cup ship where you baby sitting in there. L So yeah, Bro,
• 1:11:26
  I was like, we're all like no, no, no, that was
• 1:11:30
  a great night, bro, Like we still I still remember that ship.
• 1:11:33
  Yeah, I was out. I remember Mush. I was session with the
• 1:11:36
  homie. He came. He came through to the event. You know,
• 1:11:39
  he's like, hype. That's the thing. That's the thing about No.
• 1:11:42
  See, here's the thing, bro, Like there's a reason they use it
• 1:11:44
  office and everything like that because it does no harm. Initially, it's yeah,
• 1:11:49
  it's it's until you start getting carried away. Who is this all right?
• 1:11:54
  It's initially until you start getting carried away where you lose a little bit
• 1:12:00
  of control. Well that's that is the problem with it. It lets you
• 1:12:03
  get carried away. If you have access to it, you will get carried
• 1:12:08
  away. You can't help it. And to that, I say, to
• 1:12:12
  all those whoever I got carried away, I'm sorry. I was on all.
• 1:12:17
  I agree. I haven't passed out. I usually do. Usually I
• 1:12:20
  go into this mister Miyagi state where everybody's kind of like, hey, should
• 1:12:24
  we wake him up? And I can hear everybody talk about me when I'm
• 1:12:27
  asleep, Like everybody's kind of like, hey, he's gonna die, and
• 1:12:29
  I'm just like, no, no, I'm cool with my head, Like
• 1:12:32
  you want this dad when you finished it? Give me that dad right now?
• 1:12:35
  Give him. He don't care it's his birthday. Yeah, straight up,
• 1:12:41
  ext you what's going on with you? Dog? And you know I'm
• 1:12:43
  not going to say what ext you told me in the car. Actually had
• 1:12:46
  the most fucking grown up conversation in the car. I'm not gonna say what
• 1:12:50
  it was. I'm not gonna burn you out, but I'm just saying I
• 1:12:53
  was proud of you. Literally the worst am I saying you a dte next
• 1:12:58
  year? It just fucking I know you're eventually gonna be a fucking loud mouth.
• 1:13:02
  Not while I'm on. Did he propose to you. No, there
• 1:13:09
  was there was for one that was that he was a human and he cared
• 1:13:14
  about somebody else, for WinCE, Is that true? X? He said?
• 1:13:20
  He said the friend, he said, I do want the papers.
• 1:13:28
  I'll do it. He's ready for that. I said, I want to
• 1:13:32
  go to Mexico and Watermala and Japan with his own. The flag has fifty
• 1:13:36
  states. I'm ready. I'm ready for the test. I'm so ready.
• 1:13:42
  You're ready for the test or the tesla whatever you don't say. The flag
• 1:13:45
  has fifty states. What's up, my boy? How you doing? They
• 1:13:48
  were calling, we don't smoke the same. Oh hey, uh yeah,
• 1:13:57
  I know I can tell that boy, So that is what's up? Do
• 1:13:59
  you think I knew it was? Yeah? What's my boy? My boy?
• 1:14:04
  Guy? Yeah? What's I just wanted to say a happy birthday.
• 1:14:09
  He's doing, you know, take care of bustings and just you know,
• 1:14:11
  be safe and so take care. Yeah. Yeah. See what I have
• 1:14:15
  on my hand. You see what he has on his head. He's got
• 1:14:18
  a he's got a con gito just for you. He said, you love
• 1:14:24
  it, he said he has. He said, he has an extra one
• 1:14:27
  just for you. Whenever he saw this was a gift, right, I
• 1:14:29
  don't have an extra one. I don't know how hard this was to acquire.
• 1:14:33
  I mean, you know, just just be careful out there and Central.
• 1:14:40
  I'm allowed when something happens, and all we gotta do is like,
• 1:14:43
  can we clip the part where kids said it was gonna go down in South
• 1:14:46
  Central. I'm gonna be a handcuffs. Nobody gonna clip me. I said,
• 1:14:50
  we're gonna clip. Thank you, my boy, having good Saturday,
• 1:14:55
  Happy New Year's. Thank you. Let me get a little. He said
• 1:15:02
  that. Oh yeah, Bro was always a good time. He Hey,
• 1:15:09
  Bro, fucking uh, the sessions are going on everywhere. Bro, I
• 1:15:14
  remember when we went to go fucking pick when we first of all, we
• 1:15:16
  were gonna go pick up the nase earlier, we're gonna go here finishing hold
• 1:15:23
  it or finish it it finished that ship, he said to finish his balloon
• 1:15:30
  dog finish party high school. I don't go. I'm gonna go to Coumtown
• 1:15:32
  today. Someone gets me a joint of something like, yeah, I'm pinkingna
• 1:15:36
  the counting that I'm only right after this was a lucky guy, so stupid.
• 1:15:44
  I'm going with chili. Dude. I did propose. She said,
• 1:15:56
  yeah, said yeah, who won the dick extender that I put in the
• 1:16:09
  gift ex change. I put a gift I heard so at the gift exchange,
• 1:16:15
  I put a gift a big extender, shrooms edible, a little tickler
• 1:16:19
  on there. It's like this, So Sam Tripley, Sam Tripley and Tinpole
• 1:16:24
  hat was sponsored by like, uh sex shop at one point, and they
• 1:16:28
  sent us like a bunch of sex toys and obviously Sam Tripley got all the
• 1:16:31
  good ones, and then there was some like dick extenders, and I had
• 1:16:36
  a bunch lept over and I haven't know on what to do with them.
• 1:16:39
  So when one was like, yo, we have a fucking gift exchange,
• 1:16:42
  I was like, oh, I'll put that ship in there. And when
• 1:16:44
  you Sam got when you say Sam got all the good ones, like what
• 1:16:46
  are you at the flesh lights this ship that's like Sam Gay best fresh lights
• 1:16:50
  bro. Yeah, it was like shop and he just got all the good
• 1:16:54
  toys. And then he's like, well that's all the leftover ship, and
• 1:16:57
  I was like, well that's just weak. I mean, but I put
• 1:17:00
  that in there and and said everyone was fighting for the fucking dick excess.
• 1:17:03
  I didn't say everyone it was okay. He said it was the homie sister,
• 1:17:08
  the homie sister. I'm not gonna say who who sister, But the
• 1:17:11
  homie sister was like, oh, which one has to deal though, I
• 1:17:14
  want that one, and like she was all happy with it right, and
• 1:17:16
  then some other bitch took it away from her. Not so okay. I
• 1:17:19
  don't mean to disrespect all right, but like I'm just her face, like
• 1:17:24
  she was ready for tonight, Like she didn't want to she didn't want none
• 1:17:27
  of the other kids. She just wanted to fucking dick extender, which makes
• 1:17:30
  me wonder it's not taking blue shoes, y'all. Come on, man,
• 1:17:33
  come on, don't be disappointing these bitches out here. Bro give them a
• 1:17:38
  piping of a lifetime. Bro, Like, come on, man, like
• 1:17:41
  I know it, like you fools get hard over hash, get hard over
• 1:17:44
  pussy, man, get hard over hash. Well, I've seen some fools
• 1:17:47
  get hard over hash. No, I'm not gonna say who. But when
• 1:17:53
  the homie Dad Washington was at the at the event, he was sewing some
• 1:17:56
  people hash and they were like, wet well, I'm like, bro,
• 1:17:58
  chill out. It's just some whack. Well, are you gonna get a
• 1:18:00
  donut? It's your Birthday're gonna be fat? Yeah, I'm not just you're
• 1:18:06
  indulging. You're indulging in sugar and nas and we look at him, shots
• 1:18:12
  fired Coello. Well, so about bad podcast etiquette. He's on, Yeah,
• 1:18:26
  don't one. You're never gonna be on Rogan. See that's why this
• 1:18:30
  dog, bitch I've been on. Why you gotta do that to me?
• 1:18:33
  Why you gotta do that to me? I forgot, dog, I'm bad.
• 1:18:36
  I talked. I forgot, and I was like, this picture right
• 1:18:41
  here, bitch, you can bet he's right there. You can be fu
• 1:18:46
  he z in the one picture here right there. I forgot. I fun
• 1:18:53
  so soon when I get asked to be on Rogan, I'm finna bust these
• 1:18:57
  out and be like, yeah, you know, I originally want her in
• 1:19:00
  anass tank in that car. But my dad, you know what, you
• 1:19:02
  can barely see you in that picture. It look like a ghost, but
• 1:19:08
  in the picture, like but and he's on defense. We all know he
• 1:19:11
  was there. There's a whole video about it. And he proved it to
• 1:19:14
  me. The next day at the Comedy Story, he runs into Joe Rogan,
• 1:19:16
  and we're all scared to say how to Rogan and he's like me,
• 1:19:20
  it almost backfired on me too, though, because he's stared at me,
• 1:19:23
  He's like, who the yeah, security was ready to kick my ready,
• 1:19:27
  like Curty was ready to kick my ass. And I was just like,
• 1:19:30
  I was like, come on, be real, smooth books from the weed
• 1:19:32
  we gave you now, because I hate that donut. Or I took a
• 1:19:39
  bite. It does taste like blueberry NOAs blueberry naws. That would be quite
• 1:19:45
  the fucking taste snos The snosberries taste like snosberries whatever, snosberries. Don't watch
• 1:19:51
  the new really won't go frash crash no kids, almost stye. It's just
• 1:19:58
  not even good. It's making me no one. There is only one Willy
• 1:20:06
  Wonka, and and I like the second one. The second one's called You're
• 1:20:11
  right, Yeah, I'm not hating. I missed the one that por but
• 1:20:14
  original, but the original is the only Willy Wonkee. You need not his
• 1:20:18
  name Stephano actor Jean Wilder. Well, I mean that's what I clearly fucking
• 1:20:28
  said. I was like, I missed the one that worked, or Richard
• 1:20:30
  pryor everybody knew who I was talking about. I just care. First of
• 1:20:33
  all, fuck you ram killing my brain cells that you women to fucking have
• 1:20:35
  them, dude, foul cabinet. That enough that itself is enough as a
• 1:20:41
  skill. My brains were like, Hey, dude, this is the construction
• 1:20:44
  thing we've been working for on one year long. Look who's in the building.
• 1:20:46
  Shout out she shouting birth of you. Hello, Eileen, Come on,
• 1:20:53
  Eileen. She hates that song. Hey, shout out to you,
• 1:20:57
  Jamison, little homie and Jordan's Hey. That fucking dad was good. Bro,
• 1:21:01
  you gotta try that stephtone, whatever he gave me, that ship was
• 1:21:04
  up. I know we thank you. I know, I know we asked
• 1:21:08
  you this last time, step Tom. But like, why are you vaping?
• 1:21:12
  No, no wrong with vaping, But like I've been dabbing. I
• 1:21:15
  got my I got my puff go, I got my new puff go peak
• 1:21:18
  pros with the with the Xcel chambers on the right. Have we blessed you
• 1:21:23
  with a tough teather Dude? You don't know about this tough tathers because step
• 1:21:30
  don't because you gotta head. You got a heady car cab, right,
• 1:21:32
  you don't wrong? Oh, you gotta just regular one. But I need
• 1:21:34
  one, need a heady one, and trust me, it'll save it from
• 1:21:38
  breaking because sometimes you don't want to buy a heady car cab because you a
• 1:21:41
  tough Teathers. Care PACs still ye, because I know, like remember when
• 1:21:45
  we were sponsored by that company with those jars, Steph Tone bought like half
• 1:21:48
  their inventory. The guy had order shout out to butt back. To this
• 1:21:53
  day, shout out to butt back. They still keep my fucking weed nice
• 1:21:55
  and pristine. They're right here, look at that butt Backs. We didn't
• 1:22:00
  above that. Come on, dog, don't fuck around. We use these
• 1:22:02
  sponsors that we look that. We tell you guysking about tough Teathers, I've
• 1:22:06
  seen one out in the wild, bro, and that's the best. When
• 1:22:09
  you see ship out in the wild. Oh yeah. I was like,
• 1:22:11
  hey, dog, I've seen that before. I know. He walked up.
• 1:22:13
  He was like, we don't spoke to see podcast, not even to
• 1:22:15
  like, hey, that's what I was like, is that a tough Teathers
• 1:22:18
  bro. He's like, well, what is that? Because there's a lot
• 1:22:19
  of fun. It was like a lounge scenario, you know what I mean,
• 1:22:23
  shout out lumpuck lounge and fucking momfuck or whatever. Sounds like a place.
• 1:22:28
  Here's the thing, man, Like not for nothing. It's always these
• 1:22:30
  places that are in like the middle of not nowhere or something like that.
• 1:22:34
  But these places that really had, like are in a certain area, bro,
• 1:22:40
  that always make it happen for the bigger brands. Like not for nothing,
• 1:22:44
  I'm gonna give a big shout out to the Central here, Joe Bannie,
• 1:22:46
  I'm gonna give a big shout out to the Central Valley because the last
• 1:22:49
  fucking five shops in the Central Valley that I fucking picked up pro Pens and
• 1:22:55
  Flavors, but he don't have outsold all the other shops that we've been here
• 1:22:58
  in southern Cali. And because of that, Bro, we're fucking reaing up,
• 1:23:02
  you know what I'm saying. So all I'm saying, man, and
• 1:23:03
  stops sleeping on those communities that don't have as big as a shine as La.
• 1:23:09
  There's money to be made everywhere. California alone is a is its own
• 1:23:14
  little world. There's so many, so many great places and destinations in this
• 1:23:18
  state. People don't even know. You gotta get out people, you gotta
• 1:23:24
  go see this, go see your surroundings. Straight up, straight up great
• 1:23:29
  stuff out there. You gotta leave, leave the nests sometimes spread them wings.
• 1:23:32
  You know what I'm saying. Yep, I think that was the best
• 1:23:35
  thing. I'm spreading my wings again internationally in February. I'm going back to
• 1:23:40
  Japan. And when you sent me that video, I already had seen it.
• 1:23:43
  That was great. I was like, oh, man, Joe,
• 1:23:46
  there was not one thing that I was missing, but weed. Did you
• 1:23:50
  get them? Did you get them? Pristine breakfast pancakes segment? Oh yeah
• 1:23:56
  them, buttery, even shaky ones and fluffy, I got them. The
• 1:24:00
  crazy thing about it is, I can't wait to go back this time.
• 1:24:02
  I'm doing all the fucking stereotypical Japanese type of things, like I'm taking a
• 1:24:06
  picture next to Godzilla going to Mount Fuji. I'm gonna go hang out with
• 1:24:11
  those monkeys in the Arctic, which is where the Arctic monkeys kind of got
• 1:24:15
  their name from. It's fucking crazy. I didn't know that. I was
• 1:24:17
  like, oh, this has some influence. Artic monkeys are from Japan.
• 1:24:20
  Like now I'm not saying the band, but I'm saying, like, actual
• 1:24:25
  Arctic monkeys are from fucking Japan. I wish we had our own monkey man.
• 1:24:30
  You know how cool it would be it we had monkey butlers. What
• 1:24:32
  about monkey and a midget, the monkey and the midget working hand in hand
• 1:24:38
  art. That'd be incredible. That's utopia, dude, that's what God's vision
• 1:24:43
  was. All right, answer this phone call right here. This could be
• 1:24:45
  a midget. Thank you for calling them. We don't smoke the same podcast.
• 1:24:51
  Are you having a good day like me? Oh my god, I'm
• 1:25:00
  starting to think this guy's a pedo. The way he sucking, the way
• 1:25:03
  he plays Herbert. I'm like, all right, dude, don't bring us
• 1:25:06
  down over here with your you know, yeah, it's like that atle Weird.
• 1:25:12
  I'm like, just say what you know who? I kind of have
• 1:25:15
  a feeling who it is. Not gonna say who it is. I have
• 1:25:17
  a feeling this is some like serial killer ship. He's just like he's just
• 1:25:23
  like obsessing. He's like I used to be there. Now I'm not.
• 1:25:26
  I'm gonna annoy the ship out of you. We figured out who the crank
• 1:25:30
  caller is. I'm not gonna say it right now, Xavier, but it's
• 1:25:35
  your fault. I just got here. I don't know it's your fault.
• 1:25:40
  Just to let you know, Hey, did you see the all right,
• 1:25:43
  that's what's all right? Hey, dude, people keep throwing them at me
• 1:25:45
  and I just keep recycling him. Who saw the fucking tsunami happened? He
• 1:25:49
  keeps talking about this. I didn't know that. It was scared about the
• 1:25:55
  straight up Ventur got hit by a tsunami? For real? Can video race?
• 1:25:58
  Sorry? Yeah? Please a roadway? But that was what tsunami looks
• 1:26:01
  like. People, my lady and lady had video. We were there,
• 1:26:05
  We were eating and everything. Bro, Like to see that ship happen,
• 1:26:09
  It's like, damn good thing. We were in there that day. You
• 1:26:11
  looked it up. Bro, you're gonna go somewhere, not like was that
• 1:26:13
  hiker like you're telling me it hit people's home. Okay, First of all,
• 1:26:17
  did a house someone's house in danger before it pops in danger like an
• 1:26:23
  animal and ship? Look, here's the thing that happened. Right, water
• 1:26:27
  came out the ocean fucking started knocking people down. I laughed when I saw
• 1:26:31
  the people run, and then I felt bad I did. My girlfriend was
• 1:26:34
  like, are you laughing? And there's old people there, dog. That's
• 1:26:40
  why I was like, it was the wall video that got me where like
• 1:26:43
  because they all kind of looked like it was the Bobby Schmirder video when the
• 1:26:45
  wave hit like a week ago. Yeah, because they were all like,
• 1:26:50
  no, we tweaking out. I just can't play that in my hand,
• 1:26:56
  dude, So I was just dying. I want I want you to know
• 1:26:59
  if you're this is just some some advice just for awareness. If you're ever
• 1:27:04
  on the coast at the beach, specifically near the beach specifically, and you
• 1:27:11
  notice that, wow, man, it looks like really looks like low tide.
• 1:27:20
  If it really looks like low tide, you should probably start heading the
• 1:27:25
  opposite way. That means the water's drawn out, the tsunami is coming in.
• 1:27:30
  It always draws like uh, I mean steptone's right, like during the
• 1:27:33
  what was that big sunami was a uh, Philippines, thea Fiji. So
• 1:27:38
  when the when there was here, there was the Japan wine in Fukushima,
• 1:27:41
  and then there was the one down in Fuquet so the one the one in
• 1:27:45
  Thailand. So when the right before the hurricane hit the water came extended in,
• 1:27:48
  they found a lot of treasure in there because the water pulled out so
• 1:27:53
  far the water has gone away. You need to get going with the water's
• 1:27:59
  gone with, you know, like where's the water? Time to leave,
• 1:28:01
  leave, get them out of there. I mean it's poling back, it's
• 1:28:04
  pulling back, and it's gonna come back ten times full like it's coming in
• 1:28:09
  hot you. You need to immediately seek high ground, as high as you
• 1:28:13
  can go. Leave now. Before I ever knew that that was the thing,
• 1:28:16
  I would have dreams about the water going further far back and oh yeah,
• 1:28:21
  like if you can't see where the wire is, you need to get
• 1:28:26
  the hell out of there immediately. Science not really that, that's not that
• 1:28:30
  science. That's a different water draws back to a point where you can't see
• 1:28:32
  it at all. You got to get out of there by bye. It's
• 1:28:38
  gonna come back hard watering hits like concrete, bro concrete. You know what
• 1:28:42
  pissed me off when I grew up a lot of things, but that like
• 1:28:46
  hot wheels race tracks, Like I thought the freeways. I thought the freeways
• 1:28:50
  were gonna be like hot wheels racetracks. No, you know how like when
• 1:28:56
  you get them as a kidd and you build them. But I was like,
• 1:28:57
  oh, for sure that's a freeway and then you get it. How
• 1:29:00
  fuck is it? Because they look like how we was tracked. I was
• 1:29:03
  so boring on the freeway. I just look at the sun like going.
• 1:29:05
  I know everyone's first time on the freeway. The minute they had to pass
• 1:29:09
  the truck, they were like scared to tell I was trying to pass the
• 1:29:12
  truck. I mean, I don't think twice about time past. I drive
• 1:29:15
  pass trucks right next to him, real close. Like at one hundred,
• 1:29:16
  They're like, Wellphon s Done drives a little fast, are you He's only
• 1:29:20
  deptone drives like Mario karts. They'll keep up with doing Arizona, Bro.
• 1:29:25
  Everybody in next everybody in this building drives fast. Remember we left shocking out
• 1:29:30
  of my way. That's bad logic. I don't know if you guys know
• 1:29:33
  after a certain point and you only like they're like thirty seconds before me,
• 1:29:36
  like you willing to die for a dude, I don't go over like me
• 1:29:40
  over seventy five is fast? Nah, man. I hate when I'm like
• 1:29:44
  behind someone and they're like, get off my asse. I'm doing eighty five.
• 1:29:46
  I'm like, I'm doing ninety five. Get out of the way.
• 1:29:53
  That's crazy, ninety five that's crazy, and ninety and they're like, I'm
• 1:29:56
  going sixty five, bro, straight car left is seventy five. You'll catch
• 1:30:01
  me in the far left seventy five. Dog. All all aggressives, thank
• 1:30:06
  you for that's fine. Yah know, all aggressive driving stops at one hundred.
• 1:30:12
  You'll watch most anyone that wants to go crazy with you after one hundred
• 1:30:15
  is crazy. One hundred miles hours where everybody usually is like, aye,
• 1:30:19
  fool, you want to work, you do want you draw the line at
• 1:30:24
  undred. One hundred is where most people draw the line. You know what
• 1:30:27
  I mean. Someone wants to chat. Yeah, someone tries to challenge you
• 1:30:31
  over one hundred, man, and we got a problem. They got beef
• 1:30:35
  with you. Ray, just at eighty. Between eighty and one hundred,
• 1:30:39
  you getting there is literally like two minute difference. It's not worth And you
• 1:30:44
  know the difference between going eighty and one hundred miles on an accident is so
• 1:30:46
  crazy, like you're acting about like you will die if you go on hundred
• 1:30:50
  miles and you get in an accident and you're going eighty, you they're it's
• 1:30:54
  not worth. It's not worth you getting them on sooner. It's just there's
• 1:30:57
  this like science that they do to it. It's just not worth the time.
• 1:31:00
  This is a ps A. Drive safe everybody, saf don't drive stone,
• 1:31:02
  don't drive high definitely not on no like death. If you're in the
• 1:31:06
  car and you're hearing, oh damn, who is going great unless their girlfriend
• 1:31:16
  are driving? No, no, no, I've heard that with your girlfriend
• 1:31:19
  driving, don't they No. No, because you've been in the car doesn't
• 1:31:23
  make it okay. Your gold brow was driving and we're like I straight up
• 1:31:27
  red light activities right there'll be my grid like that either right out, not
• 1:31:35
  giving us the right to hit the balloon you just said, I'm not driving.
• 1:31:39
  Let me tell you as much as we as much as we fucking gaslight
• 1:31:45
  these fucking activities because we do them here, you know, because we recreationally
• 1:31:48
  enjoy them, doesn't mean that we gaslighter green light then for you to do
• 1:31:54
  some reckless activities out there. When I see these videos out there, I
• 1:31:58
  get anxiety, like I just a bump, or I get fucking nervous for
• 1:32:02
  some of your motherfuckers, bro pull over and fucking do it at your homies
• 1:32:06
  house or somebody's houses. Parents don't care enough like a normal nighties kid.
• 1:32:11
  You don't need to d oh yas sup? Yeah, don't run over.
• 1:32:16
  What is it like somebody who don't deserve it, or a homeless person,
• 1:32:19
  you know what I mean, or any animal animals don't deserve that. Straight
• 1:32:24
  up, man, I'll find out you ran over a cat. It's over
• 1:32:27
  for you. Okay, okay, every time I see I brought that up.
• 1:32:32
  Since we brought that up, Since we brought that up, and stop
• 1:32:34
  exaer right, stop for it's a real question. Since we brought that up.
• 1:32:39
  And I'm a Mexican, I'm on, Faissa, Can you put dru
• 1:32:42
  Can you put dogs in the trunk bed? That's a for real question,
• 1:32:45
  Like you put the libbyardy in the trunk pad? Like what do you mean
• 1:32:48
  I took the fe you're going. I don't have to both because it's fucked
• 1:32:51
  up because I know they die. Obviously we get cars and that thing's gone
• 1:32:56
  gone. But like Dad has a good point, if it's not on the
• 1:32:59
  free way, Like if if I'm going from thirty second Street to forty fifth
• 1:33:04
  a big trunk, it's gotta be a big trunk. There are a lot
• 1:33:09
  of space and a light like a Cadillac trunk, and there's gotta be a
• 1:33:15
  bed in their form. They can't just be laying there on the trunk,
• 1:33:17
  then have the right I don't right. I like I like that, and
• 1:33:23
  it better be like a mid sized dog, too, bro Like. It
• 1:33:26
  can't be like a shepherd in a Cadillac Diville. Fucking you're wrong, because
• 1:33:31
  those are the type of dogs that go in the back, big ass dog
• 1:33:34
  shepherd. You want German shepherd in the back of the fucking right now.
• 1:33:40
  We have a little chihuabo mix, you know. And one day when our
• 1:33:44
  little Chiuabo mix moves on to her next life, you know, God bless
• 1:33:48
  her soul. Hopefully no time soon. Our next dogs we're gonna get are
• 1:33:51
  gonna be those little mini tea cut Pomeranians, those little teddy bears. Cute
• 1:33:58
  yeah ones, the wayte Stepson's talking about it, the way Stepsone's talking about
• 1:34:06
  it. He's gonna buy a man purse, and that thing's coming with Steph
• 1:34:10
  Tone is going on tour on tour with Stephne and play the game. I
• 1:34:14
  can't wait to get like two of those little little tea cups. Man a
• 1:34:17
  little white one, oh man, all white one. Oh my god,
• 1:34:24
  I never seen an all black one. But if I can get an all
• 1:34:26
  white one and all black would be the best little dogs. Would you ever
• 1:34:30
  buy a dog? If you adopt you're an adopt I know, And I'm
• 1:34:33
  sorry step tone. When you get a parmering like that like me, and
• 1:34:36
  you like like pure bread ship, you gotta buy it, Well, I'll
• 1:34:39
  go get I'll also go get two from the pounds the dog. I'm also
• 1:34:45
  go get two from the pounds, so that way they're not like only chance.
• 1:34:48
  I have that Steph tone mentality. But I still wouldn't fucking adopt like
• 1:34:54
  this one's like what is it the retarded version of a dog? You know
• 1:34:58
  what I mean? Like, I wouldn't still what is it adopt that ship?
• 1:35:01
  Would you ever adopt a three like a dog? Yeah, that's what
• 1:35:03
  I'm saying. Like I would do my fucking my work as a human being,
• 1:35:09
  my humanitarian work, like for example, like you're like, all right,
• 1:35:12
  dude, you gotta fucking adopt this kid with fucking uh wheelchair capabilities of
• 1:35:18
  this dog, I'll get him a stick ass little like wheel or a little
• 1:35:26
  fake legs so just no bionic leg to go with it. Did you give
• 1:35:31
  me the purple balloon? I think I filled it up for you. Okay,
• 1:35:34
  cool? I was I I have like short term memory like that.
• 1:35:38
  Yeah, you're hitting first of all, you tell me I've got too far.
• 1:35:43
  All right, I'm actually doing pretty good. Your doctor told you that
• 1:35:46
  that's when he that's when. That's when I didn't have closure. All right.
• 1:35:49
  My doctor doesn't know about the healing inside. Now, I bet you
• 1:35:54
  my doctor he'd be here. He's like, wait to go champ. Maybe
• 1:35:58
  not, but straight up ex ge but straight up home. This is They
• 1:36:05
  say there was a time in my responsible era, which was not that long
• 1:36:10
  ago. This was not that far in the past. I mean, I
• 1:36:12
  can I confess to be in this Vegas era? Yeah, you know Vegas.
• 1:36:17
  You know, it was very I had a different level of awareness by
• 1:36:20
  then. You paid for forty break for sandwiches in Vegas. They were delicious
• 1:36:26
  and they were but I'm just saying that. But uh, I'm just saying
• 1:36:30
  that. Uh, before those days, you know, I have recklessly been
• 1:36:35
  a fool with the substance, you know, and I can It's cool,
• 1:36:39
  I can own that, but I want to say, hey, no,
• 1:36:42
  it's a time and the place you cannot act a fool with this. You
• 1:36:47
  got to know when and where you got you gots to always maintain being a
• 1:36:50
  grown up even when you're acting like a little child. You could be a
• 1:36:55
  little child, but be a grown little child. Today's he's on birthday?
• 1:37:00
  Is your birthday? That don't mean you would still be an idiot. What
• 1:37:02
  he's saying is I'm a fool to do o dirty work. Oh yeah,
• 1:37:12
  I'm a food to do dirty work. Oh yeah, come on, now
• 1:37:19
  that's what it is. Do you binge like? Do you binge of Sopranos?
• 1:37:24
  Are you? Are you someone that watches TV and like binges on like
• 1:37:26
  the Ozars? I learned my lesson from the people that watched the sopran A
• 1:37:30
  lot of people that used to follow the Sopranos. When that ending happened,
• 1:37:33
  I saw that. I saw the ending with everyone else, you know it.
• 1:37:39
  You know, I didn't think much of it at the time, but
• 1:37:41
  as the people, as the people that had sat there and endured many seasons
• 1:37:45
  of that show, they saw that ending, you know, I mean,
• 1:37:47
  that was that was a that was a little unexpected. I think for most
• 1:37:53
  people. I don't yeah, I don't think they had any They got resolution,
• 1:37:57
  you know what I mean for all the time they spent with that,
• 1:37:59
  And I learn from that I remember them people having that experience, right,
• 1:38:02
  And I was invested in watching Loss. You know. I didn't start out
• 1:38:08
  with Loss when it started, but I got into it pretty soon after it
• 1:38:11
  was going. And I never got into Lost. Yeah, I really loved
• 1:38:15
  Lost, and I actually loved it till the end. But I got to
• 1:38:17
  say, you know, having put all that time into Loss, like we
• 1:38:21
  did, you know, and having that you know, connect what I felt
• 1:38:24
  like connected to that show, like enjoying the plot lines and all that,
• 1:38:28
  the ending of it did not represent all the things that had happened throughout those
• 1:38:32
  seasons, you know, and and and we were having to draw like,
• 1:38:36
  you know, parallels to what the actual ending was. At least I was,
• 1:38:41
  you know what I mean, it didn't Maybe I have to go back
• 1:38:45
  and try again because maybe I just didn't get it and missed it. So
• 1:38:47
  like Game of Thrones, you won't give Game of Thrones, uh man,
• 1:38:50
  because I again, like, you know, so that was the first time
• 1:38:54
  I got bummed out, and I really knew what it felt like because of
• 1:38:58
  watching my homies that went through that with the Sopranos, and so I got
• 1:39:03
  to go. I got a taste of what the homies got going through sopranos,
• 1:39:06
  but going through it with loss. And I think those some of those
• 1:39:10
  people even got a double dose with loss because they you know, they might
• 1:39:14
  have moved on thinking they couldn't get caught again, but then they did.
• 1:39:16
  You know what I mean, it's I got them. Well, you're so
• 1:39:18
  right, because the Game of Thrones, a lot of people bitch about the
• 1:39:20
  ending. Yeah, so they complained. They says it ruins the whole time,
• 1:39:24
  and then watching the show because they don't like that. You know,
• 1:39:27
  I I saw I was you know, I was the first I had already
• 1:39:30
  already knew one audience was disappointed. I got my own taste of disappointment.
• 1:39:35
  I then one day got into Breaking Bad on like season two. All right,
• 1:39:41
  but there was a good one, yeah, and I went all the
• 1:39:44
  way through that, and Breaking Bad got corny in this last season, you
• 1:39:47
  know what I mean. It was, especially with the tweaked out Mexican it
• 1:39:50
  was. Yeah, it was corny in this last season. It wasn't what
• 1:39:54
  it was to start with, you know what I mean, as in the
• 1:39:56
  the zombie one, but the worst Walking Dead dude, that it starts off
• 1:40:01
  good, then it becomes like a love story where you're just like where did
• 1:40:04
  we loved it for the head cutting off them and yeah, zombie killing and
• 1:40:09
  like they but after so after, like I said, you know, I
• 1:40:13
  missed the first season in real time, you know, but I caught along
• 1:40:15
  going in season two, you know, I caught you know, I got
• 1:40:17
  caught up, and like I said, so I stayed through with that that
• 1:40:21
  series and when the ending happened, a great ending, it was, I'm
• 1:40:27
  not hating on it, but what I what, what's a bummer about it
• 1:40:30
  was? It wasn't the original ending like that. What the ending we all
• 1:40:33
  saw was a make a wish ending, Like there was a kid that had
• 1:40:38
  to make a wish granted and it was his wish to have breaking bad and
• 1:40:43
  a certain way, and they ended it before that kid's make a wish,
• 1:40:46
  which is fucking incredible. I loved that. Yeah, it's that's that's a
• 1:40:53
  beautiful thing. I'm not even like I said, I'm not hating it.
• 1:40:56
  I enjoyed it, but it was I didn't get to see the real one
• 1:40:59
  because he had a wish for this one. I was like, well,
• 1:41:00
  what's the real one? Can I see that? I never got to say
• 1:41:04
  that, so then so then okay, so then I got to ask you.
• 1:41:09
  You don't do you don't do movies, you don't do Shoulder series,
• 1:41:11
  but I know you do video games. I've done some, you know what
• 1:41:14
  I mean? Like what was the one we were watching on on the on
• 1:41:16
  the Girls, that was the cartel? Uh remember well what I was saying,
• 1:41:23
  I had I saw a little peacekeeper, I saw, you know,
• 1:41:26
  some of the boys like I haven't. Actually I need to actually watch most
• 1:41:30
  seasons played video games. Like I know you played like golf and stuff.
• 1:41:32
  But would you go like because he's one just got an Xbox five and he's
• 1:41:35
  like PS five whatever. Yeah, you know how I literate I am.
• 1:41:41
  That doesn't even make no sense. First of all, no disrespect to Sony,
• 1:41:45
  you know what I mean, No disrespect to Sony, but put some
• 1:41:47
  respect on the PS five EXABERI be up there at number two. But is
• 1:41:54
  it? Yes, I did get a PS five shout out to three three
• 1:41:57
  eyes. Yeah, I got a ten year old Xbox Giant touched in ten
• 1:42:00
  years I got. But I do have a brand new Nintendo Switch with Mario
• 1:42:06
  Kart and Mario Golf. But I have I have not played a single game
• 1:42:12
  on yet it's brand new, it's out of the box, it's fully charged.
• 1:42:15
  I've got Mario Golf's waiting for me to get all up in it.
• 1:42:17
  But I need to get a memory card for us so I could save my
• 1:42:20
  progress and all that. You know, Let's play Mario Golf. I have
• 1:42:23
  it. It came with my game. Oh man, I gotta get it
• 1:42:25
  on. I just started playing what is it? So I got into this
• 1:42:28
  three eyes, I got into PS five, So I get on Mario Golf
• 1:42:32
  on in the new year. I'll bring it, you know, the go
• 1:42:36
  to character that's Warrior, because I look like him. Christen, she she
• 1:42:41
  has it. She plays tomorrow. She probably she'll tear me up on it
• 1:42:44
  now. She played it way more in me. Kristen. She looks like
• 1:42:47
  a all star in Warrior. But I don't know if she's been playing the
• 1:42:49
  Mario Golf or not, but she'll she'll love to play Mario Golf too,
• 1:42:53
  I'm sure of it. But I wonder if I could get a balloon on
• 1:42:55
  my character. That'd be the bomb. All her characters are just like fucking
• 1:43:01
  twaked out. We can't make up here, Turbo on it. Let's go,
• 1:43:09
  you know, you know how they do the baby Yeah, you know
• 1:43:13
  how you do baby Morrow. Yeah, baby Morrios, the baby Marios,
• 1:43:15
  the baby Marris. Nobody likes those baby Marows. You don't like the baby
• 1:43:19
  Mars. Baby Marios are like little half of bags running around here. I'm
• 1:43:23
  like, they're so cute. You're like, they're dope. Dog, the
• 1:43:27
  baby baby run wouldn't be every time he started crying. You gotta have fucking
• 1:43:36
  that conference for your lamb fucking Yoshi's rescue. Fucking fagging ass Yoshi up.
• 1:43:43
  Nah, man, come on, they're all crying. I'm good, I'm
• 1:43:47
  good getting caught right now. He's like, what are you telling them?
• 1:43:49
  Bro? However, though, how how dope is the idea of having a
• 1:43:54
  Yoshi? I for sure always wanted to have my Yoshi to hit him and
• 1:43:59
  to eat everything. Stop hitting people. You don't want to hit anything,
• 1:44:01
  Dude. What the He fucking punched it and then the thing fucking stuck his
• 1:44:06
  tongue out. You don't if I stuck it, If I hit my old
• 1:44:10
  sheet and he's swallowing up, I got a flame. Throw obedience. Obedience.
• 1:44:14
  You don't hit them. It's call obedience called discipline, dude, You
• 1:44:15
  say what do you think your dad, did you listen? Hit you so
• 1:44:19
  you listen? No no, no, see no, you're wrong, see
• 1:44:23
  no. See this is why you're gonna be a bad dad. You see
• 1:44:26
  hit met smoking call obedience, and it's called you don't hit people. That
• 1:44:33
  just gonna be like everybody said no to smoking, Like you don't win,
• 1:44:36
  like you don't whip her slave up with some physical abuse, you know what
• 1:44:43
  I mean, And you have to deal with the fact that you got physically
• 1:44:46
  abused, or you're gonna deal with somebody who mentally abused you, you know
• 1:44:49
  what I mean, which is worse. I kind of want to take the
• 1:44:53
  lumps versus like somebody that played a sick head game. I've said that a
• 1:44:56
  thousand times. I'll take us. What's that thing when you put some kids
• 1:44:59
  down in like in the toilet, what do they call that? Backing day?
• 1:45:02
  No, you put like like a kid like high school thing when they
• 1:45:06
  call a no, you're bully, your bully, put your hand in the
• 1:45:13
  it's sucking a cartoon thing? And what is that called? Come on,
• 1:45:18
  you're not winning this. You know That's not what I'm talking about. But
• 1:45:23
  it's like a swirly I'd rather get a swirly than to be shocked talk ship
• 1:45:28
  on fucking Instagram all day. You get what I mean? Like, like,
• 1:45:30
  that's what you're trying to say. I'd rather take like real bully Instagram
• 1:45:34
  all day over a swirly you obliterated and give me nads. I'd be laughing
• 1:45:44
  at all the comments that should be hilarious. Don't give me no more nods?
• 1:45:46
  Haven't you give me? You see what happened to say, don't give
• 1:45:53
  me no one of this bullshit. I start talking like you what the thing
• 1:45:58
  is like? You don't know how to identify the very was like, you're
• 1:46:00
  just saying random ship. We all you have to ignowlize that we all say
• 1:46:06
  dumb ship. Oh no, oh yeah man, that's what That's what that's
• 1:46:10
  gonna happen. The reason of the yeah we've been on patre you know the
• 1:46:14
  main reason, one of the main reasons my girlfriends died here. It's because
• 1:46:18
  she was like, please don't say dumb ship on us. I know how
• 1:46:21
  you get? That was the best thing. While we're picking this balloon up,
• 1:46:27
  He's like, you go too hard And I was like, what do
• 1:46:30
  you mean too hard? My girl said that I shouldn't go too hard.
• 1:46:34
  Can you make sure? I just going to do. At the moment the
• 1:46:36
  NOS tank was filled up, the air supply song came on. Here shy
• 1:46:42
  damn sorry dude, that's exactly how I feel. Dude, if I if
• 1:46:47
  I, if I can get if I can get us a NOS tank at
• 1:46:49
  E d C, will you pull up at et C like dog? No,
• 1:46:56
  I'm talking the main, big one, the big one, like the
• 1:46:59
  main one. How big a tank? Twenty pounds for sure? Okay,
• 1:47:04
  all hundred brothers is really big, though I can't bring a pound tee right
• 1:47:10
  there bigger than twenty five pounds. Imagine you know they have the one I
• 1:47:15
  bring it into. But did I just hear that if I bring you would
• 1:47:21
  did I just hear that if I bring you TDC? I get step tone
• 1:47:25
  in there? Is that tel you putting up? Step? Tell you now,
• 1:47:28
  I gotta I got this stuff going on. I was about to call
• 1:47:31
  bus. I was like, I was like for a second, I was
• 1:47:36
  like, it's gonna play Highway to Hell on the I want to got a
• 1:47:40
  helicopter. I would have got him helicopter in there. You don't understand.
• 1:47:43
  I would have got steptone helicopter. I would have had to have Narcan sponsorship.
• 1:47:48
  We would we would definitely get a tank sponsorship for this thing. Now
• 1:47:54
  that e d C when stepsone hitting it bro sponsorship material dog, you might
• 1:48:00
  not for life. You might get a no stink at your house, like
• 1:48:03
  what do you want to make this happen? So like I would be like
• 1:48:06
  one of these people like like it would be like remember in Little Nikki where
• 1:48:12
  he was like, I like my flashback, Like yeah, like that's how
• 1:48:15
  I would be after waking up in the middle of the fucking desert. Are
• 1:48:18
  you indeed calling me a thief? My man? I'm calling you the guy
• 1:48:24
  that has my flask? Yeah, Now you don't done it? Yeah,
• 1:48:30
  you don't mess with my business, bitch. He shout out to him.
• 1:48:34
  What's his name, Ray, Yeah, mister shout out to o g.
• 1:48:40
  Mister gave us so many future comics John Willisboo. He was, He's like,
• 1:48:49
  now you don't done it. You don't mess with my business. Bit
• 1:48:53
  but remember that. He was like, that's one of my favorite movies.
• 1:48:58
  And he was like let him Nikki does the coldest ship. He says,
• 1:49:01
  I'll see you in a few years. His fucking eyes light up. You
• 1:49:08
  do a little NIGGI well, I like that he does a good Donald Trump,
• 1:49:11
  I got very very John look good, Donald Trump, like you do
• 1:49:15
  very good. Don't Trump. But it's because you have to have washt Nikki
• 1:49:18
  when he was like when he was like, I'm looking for Valerie Swanson and
• 1:49:24
  then the gay guy Valerie Swanson. Two flowers up? That was the ship.
• 1:49:31
  Yeah, that that was the ship. Oh in the building, the
• 1:49:39
  one and only a washing why yeah, keep it up for the old Look
• 1:49:46
  who pulled up. I'm excited house cigarette shout out, hey, turn on,
• 1:49:55
  turn on the smoking cigarette in here. I'm gonna do it back in
• 1:50:00
  black with the all sounds. Ye looks they're I'm so happy. Fuck yeah,
• 1:50:06
  it's been a while to meet since we had a moment. I wish
• 1:50:09
  I could make accordion noises with the nolls tanks, Bro, can we make
• 1:50:12
  an accordion nolls fucking instruments? That would be epic accordion noalls? Damn,
• 1:50:18
  how do you guys know what? C minus crete? They smell the cigarette.
• 1:50:23
  They definitely smell the cigarettes. A couple of C minus in the building,
• 1:50:26
  y'all were right, C minus in the building. Fuck yeah, I
• 1:50:30
  know. It is very much like a Uri screaming. Let him take that
• 1:50:32
  down, man, that's fun. Ye, what's a good day? Today
• 1:50:40
  was a good day from from hey? It was up high hungry since fucking
• 1:50:45
  C minus is the building? What's that try bath? Though? But you
• 1:50:48
  guys got in store. I know it's fucking twenty twenty four. You guys
• 1:50:50
  gonna do this season in store, right, very much like Guy Fieri.
• 1:50:56
  The fucking next season will be flaming. Yeah, were all careful with that
• 1:51:00
  word dog, like real care you're in a lad dog flaming. Hey,
• 1:51:05
  they don't have to be la reviews. He said about them beating gay,
• 1:51:15
  flaming hot, all right, flaming hot. You heard that. Nobody called
• 1:51:18
  Duno's hats gay? All right? They were flaming hot. I'm gonna call
• 1:51:26
  him about that too when he comes out to the show. I'm glad he
• 1:51:30
  doesn't call me a twin because if he called me a twin, I know
• 1:51:32
  I'd be overweight. He's coming on the show, so play nice, everyone,
• 1:51:38
  play nice, dude. I'll tell him to his face, I'd be
• 1:51:41
  like, I'm so glad you're heavier than me and younger piece me. Hope
• 1:51:45
  gives him a hole. I'm gonna telling him to be like, Yo,
• 1:51:48
  let's do a workout segment together. He be down. You just want to,
• 1:51:53
  don't because you're gonna win exactly. Yeah, you're such a hater,
• 1:51:56
  bro, You're such a fucking girl. I'll only do things when I win.
• 1:52:00
  You beat that's a girl mentality. You beat the new gees to make
• 1:52:02
  him the old geez dog, That's how it is. Dog, What do
• 1:52:05
  you think? Be real? Does he builds you up? You know what
• 1:52:09
  I'm saying, to construct you with a harder shell. You know what I'm
• 1:52:12
  saying. And then he's like, I know what it's like to be you,
• 1:52:15
  And I'm like, of course you do, Bro, you he constructed
• 1:52:18
  me. You know what it was like. That's what it's called being father
• 1:52:24
  Tom. Yeah, play come on, speaking of in the building, Yes,
• 1:52:28
  dog, your fathers. Let's give it up for the one and only
• 1:52:33
  who has been around hell of your favorite people and father time itself, minds
• 1:52:40
  everybody, Dum dum smoke a siing up her mind. Told him I let
• 1:52:44
  him. I told him. You hear that. I started that. I
• 1:52:45
  thought that you can smoke a sing. Yeah, we want to carey,
• 1:52:53
  don't wrong and lets you to it. Let's not he's got ventilation. Now
• 1:52:57
  you don't funk around. You can smoke methanism. Never want I'll smoke a
• 1:53:00
  segre se might as if you smoking, Oh you're smoking sick with him?
• 1:53:02
  Hell yeah? I would you do you do that? Is that? Would
• 1:53:08
  father? That means he's not just about cigarette. You know that? Right?
• 1:53:12
  You know? His the only thing you smoke a cigaret because he wants
• 1:53:14
  one so bad. Yeah, every time he said they did one. If
• 1:53:16
  I smoke one today, I'll smoke it from my grandma too. She gave
• 1:53:19
  it up and I know she'd been itching smoke with Hey, shantell grandma for
• 1:53:23
  doing that for you, like I know she did it for you my grandma
• 1:53:26
  too. Yeah. Yeah, I was not smoke a cigarette. I don't
• 1:53:29
  smoke those cigarettes. Hey. Hey, that's the one thing that causes be
• 1:53:34
  real to calling all right, hold up, hey man, dude, come
• 1:53:39
  on man, it might be crazy, This might be crazy. This might
• 1:53:44
  be crazy. No one someone had a one pack pack one pack podcast smoking
• 1:53:49
  packing on the podcasts. Oh my god, would head on. I'm telling
• 1:53:53
  you right now and you're looking at death. But if you call that one
• 1:53:57
  pack podcast? What do you got to do with smoke? One pa about
• 1:54:00
  one? What about one back of balloons? It's because it's not idea to
• 1:54:08
  one pack? Would have you make one pack? You could make it through
• 1:54:12
  as a guy lead bags? Would you? Would you listen to one pack
• 1:54:15
  one pack of balloons? You couldn't know? Man, make it through it
• 1:54:18
  rough one whole pack? Yeah, it'd be interesting, Like one ouse.
• 1:54:21
  What if there was a one ouse podcast? You talk one ounce on the
• 1:54:24
  podcast? Like how many people though? That's the point, you don't know.
• 1:54:29
  It depends like one day if it's just you're in the homie you guys,
• 1:54:30
  gotta up the pack. If it's five, then it's one pack with
• 1:54:34
  for five that's the point of the podcasts. And you look like you it
• 1:54:38
  depends you can't feel the balloon up hell the big every time? Like if
• 1:54:42
  you got someone with George not packing in the last one, Yeah you got
• 1:54:47
  It's true. I don't know. I think I'm onto something. Anyone's still
• 1:54:50
  my ideas asked for. And it's got to be a smoker as well too,
• 1:54:55
  because you can't put it on someone who doesn't smoke. Great, like
• 1:54:59
  we're building different You guys made me think of something. Y'all made me think
• 1:55:01
  of something. I mean right, I mean, how you're gonna make someone
• 1:55:05
  smoke for the first time. That would be y'all make me think of something.
• 1:55:09
  There was this guy. There was this guy that was a YouTuber.
• 1:55:12
  Look at that she might us looking at that damn ship. He reminds me
• 1:55:19
  of of old times and old peats. Got to remind you right now,
• 1:55:27
  he's laughing birthday. I'll do the balloon absolutely on birthday. I'll do I
• 1:55:33
  already get back to you. He said that balloons of pussy. Heh yeah.
• 1:55:39
  I was waiting for that. I was like, how many NICs balloons
• 1:55:42
  is gonna take to hear the first pussy? Wow? Yeah, said Joe
• 1:55:49
  Bonny to the nose place put up pussy, dude. Those days they were
• 1:55:57
  pretty amazing. I can see Joe Bonnie telling the fucking old guy at the
• 1:56:01
  fucking hospice, full it up, pussy, fill yourself one up too,
• 1:56:05
  stoppit do it same, just do it same, tim. See that's what
• 1:56:14
  I meant by that. I know. If there was a one pop one
• 1:56:15
  pack podcast Marble was it looked like a puffy nipple. Marble has never sponsored
• 1:56:19
  a podcast, and one podcast I think Marble would be on top of it.
• 1:56:25
  And what would you do? Would you be mad as hell for puffy
• 1:56:27
  nipple popped out? That's a serious question, saw some rad ass. I
• 1:56:31
  never had. I never seen one that I think I turned off, Like
• 1:56:35
  would you call that thing? Would you up? Like, yeah, I've
• 1:56:41
  never seen a puppy nipple like the little hair there, oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:56:46
  the little hair is like ah, that's but just like the pink areol
• 1:56:51
  and the little little just aw smollen looking all right, So puffy nipple,
• 1:56:57
  yes, you know you smash Yeah, yeah, you're smashing. See I'm
• 1:57:01
  saying, no, it's for the story. Can't because in the first world.
• 1:57:06
  In the first world, we're not smashing on puffy nipples. If that's
• 1:57:10
  the only thing that is like the defect out of the whole thing, then
• 1:57:13
  he said, that's the only thing second world smashes on puffy nipples. I
• 1:57:17
  don't know. Why do. I honestly think you're very You're you're being very
• 1:57:21
  picky right now. If puppy nipples is going to tell you he's going to
• 1:57:25
  push you away, it's like it's like that says their elbows to okay it
• 1:57:31
  yet yes or no? Y? Yeah? Yeah, if you licked it
• 1:57:36
  already, you already know it's puffy. Look it looks like world. We
• 1:57:42
  don't look on third world. Puffy nothing that's true. Can you pull up
• 1:57:45
  a puff Patreon? Can you pull up a puffy up? Been on patreonull
• 1:57:49
  up a puffy nups taking line on Patreon? What I'm talking about? Somebody
• 1:57:57
  on Patreon going like this to the screen. No one in the patren has
• 1:58:00
  a puffy nipple. They got nalls. Take out in front of fucking downtown.
• 1:58:05
  You walk out in downtown, you get an os balloon. Straight up,
• 1:58:10
  dude. I also want to back a puffy nipple tink on How often
• 1:58:15
  do females flash? Often? Are you performing? Going hard and you look
• 1:58:21
  up and there's titties there? I gotta sadly say more times than I actually
• 1:58:27
  see. But there's definitely titties out there, and puffy hal to the titties
• 1:58:31
  of the world. The world loves them some titties. Yeah, never stopped
• 1:58:35
  with the titties. Praise titties for life, for life, the homie,
• 1:58:45
  my pluck, my titties. Titties were gods. Almost like I almost made
• 1:58:53
  it that was a god. God is t because that's the reason you can't
• 1:58:58
  come out of titties, you know what I'm saying, Like, God knew
• 1:59:02
  he was just like those were I never thought of that. The export hole
• 1:59:09
  like that, that's what you call the climax, intermedian intermediate section whatever.
• 1:59:15
  You know what I mean, This is the what you call nirvana. You
• 1:59:18
  know what I'm saying, Fuck off twin peaks walking on water perhamds. Some
• 1:59:31
  might say when Jesus walked on water, he wasn't walking on water. He
• 1:59:35
  was standing on his dick. You know what I'm saying, huh like that
• 1:59:41
  what I try to picture it? And I know and I don't you got
• 1:59:47
  powers, but I don't think he can do that. He's that's some real
• 1:59:51
  Jesus ship. Yeah, I mean come on now, all right, Jesus.
• 2:00:00
  Don't act like it didn't make you think about it when you're like,
• 2:00:03
  how did I not know about it? That was Jesus? Like everyone,
• 2:00:06
  come on, whoa, I just put a big brain activity right there.
• 2:00:12
  Come on, dog, that's fucking teeley h two oh activity right there,
• 2:00:17
  Zab. I'm taking this illegal gas or whoever this is. And I hate
• 2:00:23
  that blueberry dontnut. That ship was great, made all my gnaw's face like
• 2:00:27
  blueberries. Let's get it all for funking for Jamaica right there, Jesus Christ
• 2:00:34
  bad, Jamaica's got a Bob's led good. I mean, for all those
• 2:00:42
  that know the funking for Jamaica was that sound? I mean, you know
• 2:00:50
  I'm going back to that. I identified that sound with straight up titties Tingking
• 2:00:58
  Team. I mean, you ain't wrong, you ain't right, but you
• 2:01:01
  ain't wrong all the way. I like Steph tune and we scared away x
• 2:01:08
  G with titty talk and fucking that scared him out. You know whoever,
• 2:01:14
  I don't know. Happy birthday, bro, Clearly, I think my brain
• 2:01:19
  is recing ice age level love song. No, I'm like the no,
• 2:01:36
  the ice age level has reached. No, you don't know that I got
• 2:01:44
  one. I got one, all right, guess what level of fucking melt
• 2:01:47
  I am at. I'm at the level of ice age were your eyes are
• 2:01:53
  looking? I'm at the level of ice age to read he hates that ship
• 2:02:00
  so bad? There is? Does that make you feel like a fat black
• 2:02:13
  ship? Really? To be real, lyrics, that's that's a great break
• 2:02:28
  that's the ship right there. That makes you feel like, uh fucking uh
• 2:02:31
  you know l A F c Exies goalie, l A c Exes, Who
• 2:02:43
  I am l A C's goalie? Nothing blowing away to fucking galaxy. Fucking
• 2:02:51
  that was the worst thing. That was very bad. Prop comedy dog no
• 2:03:00
  ratings, no ratings. All right, that's it, Joe Bonnie go pull
• 2:03:03
  ito, dude, it's winning. Stepped on. I think we've asked you
• 2:03:12
  this. When was the first time you hit an NOS balloon? Around two
• 2:03:15
  thousand thousands? Why did he know this like he's doing on the side,
• 2:03:19
  like he was being he's been waiting like gorillas like he was just nineteen ninety
• 2:03:26
  nine or yes, nineteen ninety nine when I was on the ODZ Best and
• 2:03:32
  I was, yes, I was on the East Coast. What did you
• 2:03:38
  do with us? Was he the building? What? No? He want?
• 2:03:40
  He had nothing to do with that. It was some whole other ship.
• 2:03:43
  He didn't have nothing to do with this despite all the drugs ye do.
• 2:03:46
  He was on a whole other tip he was on. He was on
• 2:03:49
  first world Ship. We were on Lucky, we were backstage ship. He's
• 2:03:57
  so was it a tank like this off a balloon. Know, we had
• 2:04:00
  that premium medical grade ship. If we didn't get no ghetto as ship.
• 2:04:04
  My first time was premium premium, so rais I'm not saying that like a
• 2:04:13
  brag because you know what, to all those that would have got that ship
• 2:04:15
  from the racetrack, you got some good ship too, because I think racetrack
• 2:04:19
  grade is the same ship as medical grade probably is. Come on, you
• 2:04:27
  tell me otherwise, tell me other Why what was the first time you did
• 2:04:30
  a Is there a difference between medical grade or race grade? Now? Not
• 2:04:35
  really? No, for real, for real, like in the name of
• 2:04:40
  science, in the name of science, as we do practice, as we
• 2:04:43
  have practice. Yeah, No, I think you're right. Is there a
• 2:04:46
  difference? I don't believe it. I mean you've been maybe the taste it,
• 2:04:53
  yeah, tastes like the doctor's waiting room smell. It's just like really
• 2:05:00
  it just tastes like church like literally like if you were to have uh,
• 2:05:05
  you know whatever room. No, I think you're the flavor. Yeah,
• 2:05:13
  I think you're the flavor. I think we are. Yeah, I think
• 2:05:18
  we are whatever call we call that flavors. So I feel like whatever we
• 2:05:23
  add into the balloon is in us because I've I've had some depressed ass people
• 2:05:28
  fill up my balloon, and it's been a depressing ass balloon. But because
• 2:05:31
  I'm around my homies and the people that are like high vibrant the reason we
• 2:05:35
  don't go down. Yes, no, yeah, absolutely, this is a
• 2:05:43
  fun trip. I was because you know, I felt like, who's the
• 2:05:49
  penguin that the Kirby hates from Nintendo? For like King d d D.
• 2:05:56
  I hate that penguin, bro, I don't ever want to feel like penguin
• 2:06:01
  that penguin from I love Cake DONI from fucking what's that movie with the penguins?
• 2:06:09
  Not really, but with Dank Cook? He has a penguin right or
• 2:06:12
  who let the snow Angel talk? Well, that movie is a good movie.
• 2:06:16
  Penguins and I like that movie. What movie is it? Fucking happy
• 2:06:19
  Feet over here? Well happy Feet was a good movie, dude. That
• 2:06:24
  movie called good Luck Chuck or that full but every time he bangs a bitch,
• 2:06:28
  that bitch ends up getting pregnant the next time she bones. That was
• 2:06:31
  a good movie. Oh wow, remember that movie? You don't remember?
• 2:06:36
  Remember the name? Yeah? Good Luck Chuck, good Luck check. Yeah,
• 2:06:40
  it was about Dang Cook, like he was like this guy where like
• 2:06:43
  bowling yesterday, and then I was wondering, like I can't wait to go
• 2:06:46
  bowling. Every time you're talking about I'm like, fuck, why aren't we
• 2:06:48
  bowling in the mountains. I'm not going all the way to the mountains and
• 2:06:53
  go bowling. Yes, first of all, I went bowling like I would
• 2:06:57
  suck at it, but it would do me so snow bowling. Yeah,
• 2:07:02
  yeah, yeah, snow bowling screening. What's your highest score so far?
• 2:07:08
  I never had a high school score? Yeah, what's your high school right
• 2:07:11
  now? About so far? Right now? How much to sixty to sixty?
• 2:07:16
  Yeah? Yeah, he's killing it. Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 2:07:19
  Man. To sixty is Look at the weight behind that ball, dog,
• 2:07:27
  dog, Look at that, come on dog. Forty points off of a
• 2:07:31
  perfect three hundred. That means he missed like two frames. Have you seen
• 2:07:34
  most bowlers that hit like that? They look like he's on for a crazy
• 2:07:39
  game of fairs. He had two frames out of twelve frames, he didn't
• 2:07:42
  hit a strike, right, killed it? Look at him, Look at
• 2:07:45
  it, Smiley. He's so happy that someone's acknowledging how good he is.
• 2:07:50
  Diametic, Hey, that's a hell balling experience. Congratulations, thank you.
• 2:07:57
  That's a good one. That's fucking killing it. It's Christmas time. You
• 2:08:01
  should all do like knowledge, your cool get its bullying eye would only dream
• 2:08:07
  of getting to sixty. That's really I can get to sixty. I can
• 2:08:11
  get to sixty. Not tomorrow, but I can get to sixty. I
• 2:08:16
  can get to sixty. You put one hundred dollars on less than if I
• 2:08:24
  win. I want to get paid for the time. I gotta fucking put
• 2:08:26
  in people ball all you want for the entire space. I do this though,
• 2:08:31
  and twenty four to sixty it's pretty high. Many games you bowl in
• 2:08:35
  twenty twenty four you will not hit to sixty. I got one hundred dollars.
• 2:08:41
  How long you're going make it seem like he's only been bullying for years.
• 2:08:45
  It's supposed started six months ago. You don't thinking that. Just it
• 2:08:50
  every week though, That's what I'm saying. That's so that's I'm telling me.
• 2:08:52
  I can't do it, and I will clip it. I will might
• 2:08:56
  do it. I can't do it. I surpassed the those He's had no
• 2:09:01
  training. You shut up. I don't get a pro to be like YO,
• 2:09:05
  teach me how to hit this I'm going to say it next. Defense,
• 2:09:09
  make you. I'm going to say it next Jesus defense. Though I
• 2:09:11
  wasn't there that probably you're right, You're right, Yeah, you know what
• 2:09:18
  you would have smell. He don't post it. He's don't post it every
• 2:09:24
  time he takes the ship. You don't think he'd post a fucking I got
• 2:09:26
  to sixty in the bowling alley to sixties. Hell of good, I did
• 2:09:31
  post that day. No, you would have. I did know not on
• 2:09:33
  your story you would have posted. You don't know how many reposts. You
• 2:09:35
  took a picture of somebody else's fucking score and has that post and that she
• 2:09:39
  only got to reposts like you know, X, take your sports more seriously,
• 2:09:46
  bitch sports. Okay, okay, I look how he just called it
• 2:09:50
  a sport. You mean extracurricular activity that you do. Yeah, it would
• 2:09:58
  shut up Ghana's bitch. I said, hell, no, give me your
• 2:10:03
  balloon, bro, I'm tired on my fucking homie not doing with me.
• 2:10:09
  Hey remember in the summertime and it was a bad thing. He's like,
• 2:10:16
  yo, now stop trying to ruin moment or do you remember how rad Vegas
• 2:10:24
  was. He's like a worry Ward, not a worry Ward. It's fucking
• 2:10:35
  shy and homie, who's the one that always wants to be real to fucking
• 2:10:39
  have what is it? Uh standing type of lingual in the the you know,
• 2:10:46
  like the Strop and Prosper brothers. No, no, no, no,
• 2:10:50
  if Hebriel wants us to talk like the hey talk like the fucking uh
• 2:10:54
  you know, like the linguo that talks like what, I don't know,
• 2:10:58
  I'm too high, he said, lost both of hell, she said,
• 2:11:01
  even lost vocal vatos for life, Like it don't look like I would be
• 2:11:05
  real kind of expected to like fall into the place where it's like like if
• 2:11:09
  it's us handling it, and he like, he's like, oh, don't
• 2:11:11
  worry they God. I was like, bro, we're not serious, you
• 2:11:13
  know what I mean. I was like, there's like four weeks of us
• 2:11:18
  chilling here. Why would you do that? Because y'all needed to hear what
• 2:11:22
  it sounds like when you lose. Hey man, he said, yours yours
• 2:11:33
  is red. Oh my bad, some some or some much damn hey hey,
• 2:11:46
  I gotta ask you, why haven't you say now you've been Usually when
• 2:11:48
  you do now, you start doing these deep voice singings and you act like
• 2:11:52
  you're like Tommy and Ship growing up. Yeah, because I'm fucking happy.
• 2:11:56
  Maybe no, no singing hus sing Singing is a part of be happy.
• 2:12:01
  Would you sing when you're happy? Yeah, I totally can't. I just
• 2:12:05
  didn't feel the need to. I like you're singing, is what I was
• 2:12:07
  trying to say. I think I sang like like two or three years beforehand.
• 2:12:13
  Because you know, Ray doesn't he always sing when he's on nas.
• 2:12:16
  Eventually you'll catch him singing like a Carolina, that Carolina song man. We
• 2:12:20
  got a lot of all left. Stop rushing it. Tommy lagged you sweet.
• 2:12:37
  We don't smoke the same whiskey whiskey girls a home gum. You mean,
• 2:12:56
  there you go. That's the highest nose you could get. Saved it.
• 2:13:01
  I did it just from stepped zone because he did have the highest tier
• 2:13:03
  in his fucking nolls balloon variable. That's right, motherfuckers. If I had
• 2:13:09
  to be honest, my fucking I'm sorry. This is his kid. I
• 2:13:15
  got a question for you. Stop this his kid. His kid is fucking
• 2:13:18
  gliding over here like fucking like whatever, like you know, literally gliding.
• 2:13:24
  Her name is Cheeley, everybody, Hi, t I know the I already
• 2:13:30
  know. I already know the answer to the season, but I gotta ask
• 2:13:31
  you just out of respect. You used to spare my ballrooms. I already
• 2:13:37
  know the answer to this, but out of respect, I gotta ask it.
• 2:13:41
  At your funeral? Am I filling up all the tanks? And are
• 2:13:43
  we all losing it at your funeral? Or are we not? Like as
• 2:13:48
  a homie, I'm gonna be like bro, I know his family is gonna
• 2:13:50
  be there, his steels, his steel, not for everybody, but for
• 2:13:54
  all those who want a globe though they should be. Are you allowing me?
• 2:13:58
  Am? You're gonna put me in charge? Am I gonna go back
• 2:14:00
  to my high school boy days when I'm like two, four five, come
• 2:14:03
  get one. He's on his funeral there waiting for you. Think he's on
• 2:14:07
  think he's thinking about it. He's like, should I let at my funeral?
• 2:14:13
  Pound tank there for all those yeah, hundred pound yes, down saying
• 2:14:20
  amongst the homies, Absolutely, I don't respect. I had to ask because
• 2:14:26
  I had to ask how to respect you were trying to give him a Remember
• 2:14:31
  he started that whole sung and dance. Just finish it now you're here.
• 2:14:39
  Yeah, the loudness fool. I mean, so I'm guessing that's a yes
• 2:14:45
  obviously the funeral. If a short answer is yes, but not for everyone.
• 2:14:52
  I'll give you guys a short answer, freak, it's not everybody wants
• 2:14:56
  right now, you most wanted most people would like it. Most people would,
• 2:15:01
  but they can't all have. If this was my funeral or something like
• 2:15:05
  that. To talk about the people who were to be in the elite circle,
• 2:15:07
  like, for example, like we're having a viewing room and people wanted
• 2:15:11
  to smoke a cigarette, Minus would be the only one, the only one.
• 2:15:16
  People people would be to be like, hold on, how come he
• 2:15:20
  gets to smoke a cigarette? Because he had to span bitch, you know
• 2:15:24
  what I mean? He earned it. He'd be like, he spent ten
• 2:15:26
  years, very much like how stephtone to say. And he's like, if
• 2:15:30
  some of you guys have earned it being here with us. If you're a
• 2:15:33
  pallbearer and you are carrying the casket of someone who's falling before you, you
• 2:15:39
  therefore deserve to be having a bag or anything else. A little Paul bump.
• 2:15:46
  Okay, you just said. You just said Minus to smoke a cigarette
• 2:15:50
  inside the viewing inside and George do a line they used to you're letting everybody
• 2:15:56
  do what they want? Can they only that? Though, I'm gonna be
• 2:16:00
  like, only you because you earned it, But you have to be you
• 2:16:03
  have to also have to be behind the shield and be like, look,
• 2:16:05
  I'm not gonna let him, you know, throw it behind the shield.
• 2:16:09
  But come on, man, that sacred line once again, long ago,
• 2:16:13
  because I just learned about the viewing cigarette. I just learned about the viewing
• 2:16:18
  how like you're like, uh, he's going Grandma, you only let certain
• 2:16:22
  people in the vieunion. I didn't know that that was like a thing,
• 2:16:24
  thing saying you can let people like viewing. The doctors used to smoke cigarettes
• 2:16:33
  in surgery. Yeah. And delivery rooms, yeah, pretty gangster. Not
• 2:16:41
  just delivery rooms, but giving birth. They had a sick dan from their
• 2:16:45
  lips. Give me baby, come on baby, come yeah. Dangling used
• 2:16:50
  to be. They could have happened. They could have happened. The Virginia
• 2:16:58
  vagina is resilient. They didn't give a funk. I didn't give a about
• 2:17:01
  the as I laughed at you, little Ash. That's just not even worrying
• 2:17:13
  about little Ash for sure. Man. Yeah, bro, it's got a
• 2:17:15
  baby coming out of it. I don't what am I talking about going through
• 2:17:20
  the phases that I'm at now? Like I'm like, man, imagine if
• 2:17:24
  you're like the phase you gotta go through got stronger, Like I don't think
• 2:17:28
  how much stronger can it get? More than gnaws? Like what I pass
• 2:17:31
  out? Like. It's not like, for example, like somebody who was
• 2:17:33
  like, nah, you did three grams of coke? Here six, I'm
• 2:17:35
  gonna die. I'm saying. I mean, if Steph told where to be
• 2:17:41
  like, hey man, feel me up. We're gonna just be two em
• 2:17:45
  and ms to each other. I've been there. I gotta see minus your
• 2:17:48
  stupid little logic theory. You have you heard of Comito's? Yeah? Are
• 2:17:52
  they racist? Cool? Don't drink? Drink? Right? This little chocolates
• 2:17:56
  from space, Oh no, he wants to get this tatn in on them,
• 2:18:01
  the Kodak black one though, and they're like the little chocolate. There's
• 2:18:05
  these chocolates, this little white belly button. Right. So there's there's the
• 2:18:11
  chocolates from Spain and in Spain, like they don't have racism isn't the same.
• 2:18:16
  So they put these they put like little eyeballs on these things. But
• 2:18:18
  they look kind of black they're right there. Oh and he don't wants to
• 2:18:24
  get that tatned on them. Yeah, no, he goes he's gonna do
• 2:18:30
  it. I know he's gonna do it, Like the more we tell him,
• 2:18:33
  no, I know, I'm not helping the cause, but I just
• 2:18:35
  kind of want to let everyone know, like this is his only Yeah,
• 2:18:37
  he's gonna do it. He's got a conversation about whether he said it was
• 2:18:41
  a conversation starter. Well, depending on who you want to have a conversation
• 2:18:46
  with. Ship like I should be an awesome little tattoo. It's like it's
• 2:18:52
  so racist. Many friends I got off my racist tattoos. Jesus fa Like
• 2:18:58
  racism is so bad. Look, so the reason I brought that up.
• 2:19:03
  He thinks eminem is the same thing, which is not even close what you
• 2:19:05
  get an Eminem tattooed. He thinks eminem's are racist. With him, people
• 2:19:11
  with somebody would say, they remember how they felt about the blue and You're
• 2:19:16
  blue ones. They tasted different? They didn't like the blue ones. Yeah,
• 2:19:20
  did they really taste different? I thought they did, like like fruit
• 2:19:24
  loops. Yeah, kind of like I always thought it was person. I
• 2:19:30
  liked him, But good you know nothing, but to me was as delicious
• 2:19:33
  as the green ones. The green ones I always like, yeah, say
• 2:19:35
  this for last. I like the brown ones too, They're delicious. That
• 2:19:39
  was just chocolate. That's all it meant to me. Brown. He used
• 2:19:41
  to have a black Eminem and then it discontinued him. He used to be
• 2:19:46
  in a marching band. If you go to the Eminem's world in the fucking
• 2:19:48
  in Las Vegas, they have him painted on the wall and he's black.
• 2:19:52
  He's like a comb black. He's just the color black. I don't know.
• 2:19:56
  You got to throw a con in there, but yeah, the darkest
• 2:20:00
  person I've ever seen, I don't The crazy part is I don't try to
• 2:20:05
  help him. He saw how I try to help him. I try to
• 2:20:07
  get him doesn't like he doesn't know that. Probably think doesn't look in the
• 2:20:11
  mirror. He's like, holy ship, I'm darken. He doesn't, No,
• 2:20:15
  I guarantee you. He goes on there and he says, I'm richest
• 2:20:16
  buck and whatever. He could be the richest darkest person ever, but that
• 2:20:20
  still doesn't make him lighter. I'm just saying, if you think a conor
• 2:20:24
  has not with that, I do agree with that. You're right, you're
• 2:20:28
  right. Money does not make you lighter. Michael Jackson tried it. You're
• 2:20:30
  right, Yeah, you're right. Yeah, touche points all around. Yeah,
• 2:20:39
  everyone, let's go. That's what. Hey, you don't think they
• 2:20:43
  were like you canceled the death mental te not me. Guy's almost sucked me
• 2:20:52
  into verbalizing. For a second. I thought we almost had him. I
• 2:20:54
  was like, I felt like we had that. I feel like we had
• 2:20:58
  the little Nikki effect. He had that you know, after the basketball game
• 2:21:03
  effectory. It was like, now you don't done it, now you've done
• 2:21:07
  it? What was that? Harvey Cartel was the devil? Right? That
• 2:21:13
  was his dad? That was his dad, right, that was the coolest
• 2:21:16
  devil. Yeah, he was cool. It almost made you want to go
• 2:21:20
  to hell. Hey man, I always thought it was right. How Adam
• 2:21:22
  Sandler has like these like super legit o g actors, you know, want
• 2:21:26
  me son like Steve and you know Harvey Kaitel, you know, like acclaimed,
• 2:21:33
  you know, but he, like Adam Sandler always has like those guys
• 2:21:35
  with a cameo or something in all his movies. Don't forget how you get
• 2:21:39
  after a few Hell in Heaven mixed, I just watched I just watched it.
• 2:21:46
  That would be cool if after we died, though, if we can
• 2:21:48
  like cross fucking go to like Hell and Heaven clubs like we're like, look,
• 2:21:52
  man, I want to fucking go in or mingle like looks like his
• 2:21:56
  life. What's fun is? I was just watching uh fifty First Days talking
• 2:22:01
  about Adams Sandler. That's a great movie. He plays that great like it's
• 2:22:05
  I would date a chick like that? That forgot I was so old.
• 2:22:09
  Yeah, movie, I'm gonna throw his beer it do it, do it.
• 2:22:15
  It's a great movie. I know the cameras there. Hey that movie.
• 2:22:18
  Yes, you would you guys date a chick. I forgot everything you
• 2:22:22
  did the next morning, you know. Yeah, I mean you gotta think
• 2:22:24
  about you all the way. Yeah, I forget that I cheated on you
• 2:22:28
  last night. Hey everyone, brun let's go. Forget that I gave you
• 2:22:33
  her beees. Forget that where that black eye came from. Let's go.
• 2:22:41
  I thought I was thinking. I was watching. I was like, dude,
• 2:22:43
  you're sucking up Adam Tyler. Colors. Colors. Now you're thinking about
• 2:22:52
  how how weird is it to like wake up every day with a pregnant belly.
• 2:22:56
  She had a baby at the end of it. Fuck off, right,
• 2:23:00
  So she got to wake up and all of a sudden, she's pregnant.
• 2:23:03
  Yeah, fuck pregnant with the belly or without, because pregnant with the
• 2:23:09
  belly. That's like you might as well be on a minivan pregnant with the
• 2:23:13
  belly, of course. But wait, what was she pregnant? Can you
• 2:23:18
  be pregnant with no belly? Skinny? Are pregnant with Okay? Like you
• 2:23:24
  know, like pregnant bitches, Like pregnant bitches that have like a Juno type
• 2:23:28
  of baby, you know what I mean, Like two lesbian bitches they want
• 2:23:31
  to have a baby, Hire one Juno baby to have a fucking baby for
• 2:23:35
  them. They got those like fucking up popping out bellies that look like like
• 2:23:41
  just like straight out hard as fuck, like a baby's willing to just pop
• 2:23:43
  it out of there. It's a difference between between a fucking what is it
• 2:23:48
  a dyke pregnant belly and a regular one. Bro. I don't know,
• 2:23:52
  I don't know about that. But it was a cute movie. It was
• 2:23:54
  cute. I mean, he can't remember he up until you know, she
• 2:24:00
  had that thing when she lost her that you came from he was in love
• 2:24:03
  with her, so he was like, all right, I'll stick around.
• 2:24:05
  Yeah, but I'm telling you there was something behind that you want to show
• 2:24:07
  us in the movie, Like there's a reason you wanted to check that didn't
• 2:24:11
  fucking remember what you did every night? What was he doing to her?
• 2:24:13
  Like, I'm telling you there was more behind his fifty first dates. The
• 2:24:18
  reason he was like, oh, this is it. Hey, he could
• 2:24:20
  live out his craziest fantasies and the next day she wouldn't be like getting down
• 2:24:24
  to it. I was getting more deeper into this movie. I'm like,
• 2:24:26
  dude, there's more to this movie. Dude, he's in love with her
• 2:24:31
  for us, because you can't remember she's gonna do cute shipper and she's not
• 2:24:35
  gonna remember the next day. That's of course she was gonna dyke you to
• 2:24:37
  Hey, he don't. I mean he could have bad days and rebound like
• 2:24:41
  crazy, you know what I mean, Like you heard him. He can
• 2:24:43
  be a total dick on one day and then the next day he's like,
• 2:24:46
  ah, like she didn't even remember that ship exactly. I'm telling you that
• 2:24:50
  dude, TYR movie. They would have made this a serious dude, you
• 2:24:52
  know, what I'm talking about. He found out what he was really into,
• 2:24:56
  good days and bad days. Oh my god, I'd watch you know
• 2:25:01
  how good fucking professionals had to be for them to be comfortable to get like
• 2:25:07
  comfortable enough to be doing drugs on screen? Who did drugs on screen?
• 2:25:11
  What do you think all these allegation things are coming out? Bro? All
• 2:25:13
  these people are like he seen told me to perform from sixteen to thirty two,
• 2:25:18
  and then I realized I was getting abused, you know what I mean.
• 2:25:20
  But you see all these like famous actress and you're just like, damn,
• 2:25:24
  man, how long was this going on? You just can't hide it
• 2:25:26
  no more? Because everybody has the Internet on their phone. You guys lived
• 2:25:31
  in You guys lived in the days where people did like coke at like the
• 2:25:33
  club club. Yeah, like cool, we do it. Okay, that's
• 2:25:39
  there. That's there. That's what I'm asking, Like, you remember seeing
• 2:25:43
  that because when we grew up, when we grew up, like even in
• 2:25:45
  hip hop, coke and drugs were not cool. Yeah. I did,
• 2:25:48
  well. I remember when I first have done coke on TV. Yeah,
• 2:25:52
  they have all our scarface Alpacino, But yeah, back in the days in
• 2:25:58
  the clubs. Yeah, it was just like you could do it out in
• 2:26:01
  the public. No one had their phone out, no one. How are
• 2:26:05
  people doing bumps? I just had to do bumps on my phone. You
• 2:26:07
  would jack it up on the line. You just seen it, you know,
• 2:26:09
  people saying, hey, let's go to the dark corner right over there.
• 2:26:11
  Bam boom, come back. All right, life at the party.
• 2:26:13
  By the time you learned the word bomb, people had done so many bumps.
• 2:26:22
  It's true. You can't even imagine. Yeah, he's all over the
• 2:26:28
  world. I believe, way beyond your imagination. Grandma is not a saint.
• 2:26:39
  You're telling me my welcome swallow cocaine. All praise to Grandma. She
• 2:26:46
  was a saint. But first days nights. Grandma also knew how to part.
• 2:26:54
  I will say this. When I used to DJ at a couple,
• 2:26:56
  everybody knows Grandma know how to party. Shout out to Grandma. Hell yeah,
• 2:27:00
  grand Grandma. Grandma gave everyone nothing but love and all the greatest experiences,
• 2:27:05
  no matter who they were. Grandma was the first time. That's right.
• 2:27:11
  When I used to DJ, everybody gotta taste of alcohol from for the
• 2:27:15
  first time, from Grandma or Grandpa. Don't even trip. That's true.
• 2:27:18
  I used to get people. Your mom was next level. People would come
• 2:27:22
  by the DJ to do bumps. Hey, you know they would they would
• 2:27:26
  pretend like they requested is song. Hey, I'm gonna pretend like I'm asked,
• 2:27:28
  but I'm gonna came here to do a bump, so my girlfriend doesn't
• 2:27:30
  know. Yeah, cool, that's thing. Offer you. I couldn't do
• 2:27:37
  it, well, I left you won here. Act like you're changing your
• 2:27:41
  records. Mm hmm oh like I'm switching records, they said, act like
• 2:27:50
  yeah, yeah. Like if people would come up like, hey, I'm
• 2:27:52
  pretending to make a request, but I'm just gonna do a bump. That
• 2:27:54
  cool? You want one? I'm like, no, I'm good man,
• 2:27:56
  thank you, not the DJ take me out. I ever did one bump?
• 2:28:01
  I know, I did to learn that I didn't want to do it
• 2:28:03
  again only once twice. I didn't do the three times. Yep, you
• 2:28:09
  know how I wanted to do a bump. I've always wanted to do a
• 2:28:11
  bump or like the record spinning and I put the line on me and I'm
• 2:28:16
  just like, ready, did you ever do that? Seet? Yeah,
• 2:28:18
  it's the whole pump? Yeah? Yeah? How many how many, like
• 2:28:20
  how many how much cocaine is that? No, no, a lot,
• 2:28:24
  Like you don't want to know the exact fuck. He don't want to know
• 2:28:28
  exact weighted and ship record or like the little yeah yeah, and he's not
• 2:28:33
  addicted to cocaine anymore, guys, but he wants to know the exact way
• 2:28:37
  c minus did a bump off a record fucking fucking nineteen eighty one of the
• 2:28:41
  way he tried historic bitch. Yeah, it just sounds sounds like you're getting
• 2:28:46
  sucking. Your nose is getting watery, it's getting out runny, it's getting
• 2:28:50
  all runny because he wants a bump, thinking of the anticipation. Yeah,
• 2:29:00
  back in the clubs, man, I mean it was like but like,
• 2:29:01
  uh, like Stephtanan was saying, it wasn't cool like in like even amongst
• 2:29:09
  like amongst DJing and like people like no one really partied like that, so
• 2:29:13
  it wasn't It was kind of frowned upon like ecstasy and coke and then it
• 2:29:16
  wasn't like a type of thing. No, no, And I think the
• 2:29:22
  moment Dre said on uh get like the most Oh they loved dancing to like
• 2:29:28
  hard rock and metal? What were they doing drugs though, Like, like
• 2:29:35
  if I was a stripper doing your era, was I like fucking shaking my
• 2:29:39
  ass to fucking heavy metal or like something like that. Yeah you could,
• 2:29:43
  Yeah, you were shaken to like like a lot of deaftnes, a lot
• 2:29:46
  of corn, a lot of uh nini ish nails. Tool. I would
• 2:29:54
  see that, and then you would see there were girls that only did like
• 2:29:58
  hip hop, only did like rap music, you know what I mean?
• 2:30:00
  Just like, would you say that the changing of rock as a music change
• 2:30:05
  the demographic of music is in general, because I would feel like sometimes like
• 2:30:11
  when even when we were over here fucking trashing ourselves with the movement of music
• 2:30:18
  in general, like rocking out and doing alls and doing mom yeah, doing
• 2:30:20
  all this ship. You know what I'm saying, It's just like it hits
• 2:30:24
  harder than others. What I'm saying is that that that shit changed the whole
• 2:30:30
  genre in general, because I feel like rock kind of got soft to an
• 2:30:33
  extent and then it made out it made up a bunch of juice world type
• 2:30:37
  of genres for the rest of the people on here, So like instead of
• 2:30:39
  one blink when they need too, there was like three hundred. Yeah,
• 2:30:41
  the moms like Bubba's she wants some bubbles, that's whole mask. And did
• 2:30:48
  she want bubbles? And I asked that because you work you you you toured
• 2:30:54
  with the Blinkin. Yeah there was rat. I mean they were rat when
• 2:30:58
  they at that time, and I was torn with him when they got long.
• 2:31:01
  Tom was wrong. Tom was wrong about the aliens. Yes he was
• 2:31:05
  wrong. Yes he was wrong. Stupid? Did you wait so long to
• 2:31:18
  say no? I got I think if you really said the stupid ship?
• 2:31:22
  But yeah, you're on so you say retarded? The tank is right here,
• 2:31:24
  bitch, You waited too long to say no. People on full tanks
• 2:31:31
  are still saying the same thing. Hell nos, they laughing, trying to
• 2:31:39
  give NAS a bad name. Why you do that? It's been that time
• 2:31:46
  though, yep, I can't believe it's like it has been that time though.
• 2:31:52
  Or how do you feel in general? You? How do you feel
• 2:31:56
  you're halfway through your not said that? Because birthday you had a dunkin donut
• 2:32:01
  on the show. Damn that's tight. Yeah, breaking all the podcast rules,
• 2:32:05
  dog no etiquette. Damn, look at that. Here's the thing.
• 2:32:11
  We might go fill up the tank again. No, you promised yourself,
• 2:32:20
  I said, I promised myself on air if we said that on the way
• 2:32:24
  there, because you even said you even degree, you even said you even
• 2:32:28
  said I was gonna know. You even said I was going to bring two.
• 2:32:31
  But I promised myself one is enough. I said, I wasn't gonna
• 2:32:35
  bring to it a time. Show him what real science is, baby,
• 2:32:39
  show science. Fill that ship, Joe pop. Hey, you can't go
• 2:32:45
  that big, because you can't go that big. Oh damn, that was
• 2:32:48
  a challenge. What the limits look like? Uh huh. But if I'm
• 2:32:54
  over here sitting wishing, waiting, pussy balloon show, I'm a real one.
• 2:33:00
  Now give me that balloon. I don't know, I like coming,
• 2:33:09
  but that's a pussy balloon. Show him real balloon, that fucking mechanism.
• 2:33:16
  Somebody video beef there for me, so somebody being covered. He was like,
• 2:33:22
  hey, old, that balloon ain't even crying. Come on, I
• 2:33:26
  didn't want to poppy like a baby. Make that balloon scared of who you
• 2:33:31
  are. Damn. All right, that's it, dude. This potato is
• 2:33:35
  getting the Irish treat right now. Care minus telling him that's not even close
• 2:33:43
  fucking him. Look at that, all right, this potato, this balloon's
• 2:33:46
  getting the fucking Irish potato treatment. Guys, here you gold Man, ain't
• 2:33:52
  ship. You never said that. Here you peak right there, Minus is
• 2:34:00
  of that. That's your fucking peak lit fucking balloon man. There was a
• 2:34:03
  moment you can fill up my next three o'clock. I got a look,
• 2:34:09
  you get a countdown. Thanks for having your call in his birthday. Thank
• 2:34:16
  you to Red. Follow him at morning shot. I take give me your
• 2:34:20
  finish it. I'm filling up. Step those balloon to the next ship.
• 2:34:30
  Don't pressure no one into doing drugs. It's gonna sound like like hold alone
• 2:34:33
  and I'm like Crown New York, Crown Plause Hotel. You got it?
• 2:34:41
  What do you mean? Make sure you come to the Crown Plause Hotel.
• 2:34:48
  You got it. And in the in the midst of yeah, fitting midst
• 2:34:56
  of just up, Minus filling up, said he's gonna fill me up them
• 2:35:09
  up, you got it. You can do it all right, pull it
• 2:35:11
  up. So we get at the show, real, fill it up and
• 2:35:16
  scared. Come on, dad, who was filling up and ship? Pull
• 2:35:20
  it up? Fucking pussy. Come on, dude, real, he's fucking
• 2:35:26
  pussy. Look at him. He's so nuts. The funk out. What
• 2:35:33
  do you mean, I'm cool, I'm I'm exaber is gone. I'm talking
• 2:35:41
  alight, guys, Thank you guys for watching Happy Birthday's all hit that bag.
• 2:35:46
  Buying ignorance is bliss. You're right right, Yes he's I let you,
• 2:35:52
  he's out. Here's we added like the ten dollars raffles here. So
• 2:36:03
  this just gives you a chance to come up on some cool shit. Every
• 2:36:05
  month, we're gonna go ahead and feature some dope electronics. This month,
• 2:36:09
  it happens to be a Nintendo switch. Look at this. It comes hooked
• 2:36:13
  up with the protector case. It already has the screen protector. You get
• 2:36:16
  an extra screen protector. You got the original docking station. I'm throwing in
• 2:36:22
  three games, you know what I mean with. One of them's a Mario
• 2:36:24
  game, one of them's Payback shooting game. And I'm throwing you in a
• 2:36:28
  Lego game. You know what I'm saying. You get the extra button so
• 2:36:31
  you can protect your fingers and not spread germs. You get the original control
• 2:36:35
  that comes with it. You get the attachments as well, three fucking bags
• 2:36:39
  of the Alien Labs fucking goodies. Of course, it comes with the charger
• 2:36:45
  and there might be some other surprises in there, and every month it's gonna
• 2:36:48
  be different from what I'm hearing. I'm making Xavier by an Xbox next month.
• 2:36:50
  So for February, just a little heads up. It's funny you guys
• 2:36:54
  gonna get one of the new xboxes out there. It's a new chance to
• 2:36:58
  support the podcast, to support the patreon with just five more dollars. And
• 2:37:01
  I know that's asking a lot for some of you guys. So I know
• 2:37:05
  some of you other Patreons are waiting and wondering what's gonna happen to my tier?
• 2:37:09
  So everybody that's a thirty dollars or one hundred dollars tier already, you're
• 2:37:13
  already included in these raffles. And believe me, the ten dollars raffle,
• 2:37:18
  I mean, it's just five more dollars gives you a chance to win over.
• 2:37:22
  I mean, what is this package worth? I want to say,
• 2:37:24
  it's like close to two hundred dollars with the games, the aiding labs,
• 2:37:28
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