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- 0:01Speaker 1: Every team, every topic, everywhere.
- 0:04Speaker 2: This is believed.
- 0:07Speaker 3: So apparently there are way more flavors of slim jons than.
- 0:12Speaker 4: I have realized.
- 0:13Speaker 3: So today we're gonna go hunt down as many as
- 0:16Speaker 3: I can buy. You're gonna bring them home. We're gonna
- 0:18Speaker 3: try every single one. We're gonna rank them from absolute
- 0:21Speaker 3: garbage to the greatest slum gin ever created. And knowing
- 0:27Speaker 3: my family, I'm sure, well I'll just completely agree and
- 0:31Speaker 3: it'll just go find.
- 0:32Speaker 2: So let's go find some meat sticks. We are back
- 1:02Speaker 2: in the beard Laws kitchen studio. Boy, was that quite fun?
- 1:07Speaker 2: Go find a couple of slim gems. They say, thanks
- 1:10Speaker 2: to Meg for the recommendation. Apparently there used to be
- 1:13Speaker 2: a lot of cool flavors, huh, with like Dorito's and
- 1:15Speaker 2: all sorts of stuff. Yeah, did you try any of
- 1:17Speaker 2: the other flavors? Were they really cool? Because apparently we're limited,
- 1:21Speaker 2: we got some good options. What do we have to
- 1:22Speaker 2: eat over there?
- 1:23Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:23Speaker 4: Eight?
- 1:24Speaker 2: So I mean it's not like we don't have flavors,
- 1:26Speaker 2: But are you even sure that they were slim gems?
- 1:29Speaker 4: So?
- 1:29Speaker 2: Were they?
- 1:30Speaker 5: Like it was a slim gym and it was the
- 1:32Speaker 5: purple bag of Doritos? This one of those, the sweet
- 1:36Speaker 5: and spicy ones. Sure that's what they want, and they
- 1:38Speaker 5: were so good.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Okay, well today, what we're gonna do is we are
- 1:41Speaker 2: going to rank all of them, every slim gym flavor,
- 1:44Speaker 2: the main ones, some original ones. Then we're gonna decide
- 1:47Speaker 2: where they belong on the board. So if you are
- 1:49Speaker 2: watching it, it's behind me. I was going to pick
- 1:51Speaker 2: up some dry erase markers, but I went to Walmart.
- 1:54Speaker 2: Don't like Walmart. Was greeted by a very rude employee there.
- 1:58Speaker 2: It annoyed me, so I got a slim Jim and
- 2:00Speaker 2: I got out of there. And then we're gonna see
- 2:02Speaker 2: which ones are garbage and which one is the best.
- 2:05Speaker 2: We're not doing the whole blindfold thing. We're gonna know.
- 2:07Speaker 2: What we're getting into, Meg, is a cutting board. We're
- 2:09Speaker 2: gonna open them, we're gonna cut them up, we're gonna
- 2:12Speaker 2: taste them, and we're gonna rank them. I mean, it
- 2:14Speaker 2: sounds that easy, and you're probably saying, who as we
- 2:16Speaker 2: are we French? No, we're not the lad that silles.
- 2:19Speaker 2: We are in the studio with Ailah low.
- 2:21Speaker 6: Hey, Meg, Hey, hey.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Oh there you are. Lowe's over here searching some social
- 2:27Speaker 2: media protecting a good Reads. She's on good Reads and uh,
- 2:33Speaker 2: a super nerd showed me some books. I pretended like
- 2:35Speaker 2: a cared.
- 2:36Speaker 4: No, you didn't fair enough. You pretended like you didn't care.
- 2:39Speaker 5: There was no pretending.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Was it pretending?
- 2:41Speaker 3: No?
- 2:42Speaker 2: And uh, congrats solo. She is legally able to drive,
- 2:46Speaker 2: So if you see her on the road, drive the
- 2:48Speaker 2: other way.
- 2:48Speaker 4: I'm a good driver.
- 2:49Speaker 2: Sure, what are you, state farm? It's not even gonna
- 2:52Speaker 2: be your insurance. You're staring at.
- 2:54Speaker 5: Me for I'm gonna apologize in advance. You might hear
- 2:56Speaker 5: some rustling around.
- 2:58Speaker 2: We're not a professional studio. We just pretend to be.
- 3:00Speaker 2: You might hear a dog bark. We got a fan
- 3:02Speaker 2: going to the background because we are North country hot.
- 3:04Speaker 2: But either way, let's jump into this. What are you
- 3:08Speaker 2: whispering about? Whispering doesn't make for it. You don't whisper
- 3:10Speaker 2: on a podcast. What are you whispering about?
- 3:12Speaker 5: The fan keeps getting louder and louder.
- 3:14Speaker 2: All right, turn it down a notch. And while we're
- 3:16Speaker 2: doing that, I'm gonna show everybody on camera what we
- 3:20Speaker 2: have for slim gems and uh hand them over here.
- 3:24Speaker 2: This is what we're working with most of them you've
- 3:26Speaker 2: probably had, but this is a new one. It's a
- 3:28Speaker 2: collab with Buffalo Wild Wings chicken one ninety calories, one stick.
- 3:34Speaker 2: This one never had. It's a pepperoni slim gym with cheese.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Might be good, might be terrible. We got the old Kariaki.
- 3:40Speaker 2: I feel like that's going to be high on my list.
- 3:42Speaker 2: We got the og Can anything beat the original? Yes,
- 3:45Speaker 2: we're about to find out, Ila says, yeah. Then we
- 3:48Speaker 2: got the spicy. I can only find the spicy in
- 3:51Speaker 2: this crazy Randy savage huge three times bigger versus giant
- 3:55Speaker 2: slim gym. This thing's huge. Yeah, yeah, well, she said.
- 4:00Speaker 2: And then we have the tabasco. I was going to
- 4:02Speaker 2: love that one. Can you spell tabasco?
- 4:04Speaker 5: Go?
- 4:05Speaker 2: T B.
- 4:08Speaker 6: A U s okay?
- 4:14Speaker 4: Oh t A B A s C.
- 4:19Speaker 2: Yeah you are? What are you on good Reads? I
- 4:20Speaker 2: saw your eyes staring down at I wasn't, Ila, you
- 4:24Speaker 2: were a little off. Then we have the mild, and
- 4:27Speaker 2: then we have the mild with cheese. Yes, they're both mild,
- 4:30Speaker 2: but where you're going to eat the mild with the cheese.
- 4:32Speaker 2: They're paired together for a reason, and we're going to
- 4:34Speaker 2: see if adding the cheese beats the mild and ranks
- 4:37Speaker 2: it up the list. A lot of protein in here,
- 4:40Speaker 2: made with one hundred percent. But if you guys know
- 4:42Speaker 2: what slim gyms.
- 4:42Speaker 4: Are, I love slim gems. They're like one of my
- 4:46Speaker 4: favorite snacks.
- 4:47Speaker 2: So this is this is one that you're excited to
- 4:49Speaker 2: be a part of. All right, we're gonna do it.
- 4:53Speaker 4: I always get a slim gym when we go to
- 4:54Speaker 4: Dollar General.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Every time I was wondering why I'm bored most of
- 4:58Speaker 2: the time your slim gym addiction.
- 5:00Speaker 6: In my opinion, mild is the best flavor we'll see
- 5:03Speaker 6: if it can be beat today.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Of these, let's row out the pre thing. And you
- 5:06Speaker 2: have to be honest with your rankings. Not because you
- 5:10Speaker 2: just love it. We're gonna see you again. It is
- 5:11Speaker 2: a collaborative effort. So just because you like mild, maybe
- 5:15Speaker 2: you like spicy tiaki. It's a working list. It is
- 5:17Speaker 2: what is we agree with as a group. What is
- 5:20Speaker 2: your favorite ones that we that you have ever had
- 5:22Speaker 2: of a slim gym? I logist, So what's your what's
- 5:24Speaker 2: your go to? Low you go into the Dollar General,
- 5:26Speaker 2: you're grabbing a slim gym, what do you get.
- 5:28Speaker 4: I get the really like the big one that you have.
- 5:31Speaker 4: I get that in the original.
- 5:33Speaker 2: You get one every time. They're like four bucks.
- 5:35Speaker 4: No, I don't get one every time. I get them
- 5:37Speaker 4: every time I really want to.
- 5:39Speaker 5: Sometimes she gets them for like pregame snacks.
- 5:42Speaker 2: M what's your go to Meg?
- 5:44Speaker 5: I really like the original and I like that to
- 5:49Speaker 5: read the one that we couldn't find. I'm gonna like
- 5:51Speaker 5: the tariaki out of these ones.
- 5:53Speaker 2: All right, let's see if anything can beat the original Meg.
- 5:56Speaker 4: I'm super excited for spicy.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Open the original Meg. This is gonna establish the baseline.
- 6:01Speaker 2: We want to see if the original is actually good
- 6:03Speaker 2: or is it good because we've been eating it since
- 6:06Speaker 2: like nineteen ninety seven, so we're all gonna try it. Obviously,
- 6:09Speaker 2: this is gonna be number one by default because it's
- 6:12Speaker 2: the first one that we've tried, and then as we try,
- 6:15Speaker 2: then we'll go on and on and on and we'll
- 6:17Speaker 2: see if anything beats them in where they rank. So
- 6:20Speaker 2: apparently these packages are kid proof, adult proof. They're probably
- 6:23Speaker 2: adult proof over that, and then we're gonna save a
- 6:26Speaker 2: little bit too. That way we can go back if
- 6:28Speaker 2: we need to, because we're gonna do the top six,
- 6:31Speaker 2: and then we're going to rebattle the top three. So everybody,
- 6:34Speaker 2: grab yourself an original slim gym and let's go to work.
- 6:38Speaker 2: The originals are nostalgic for me. They've been along. When
- 6:42Speaker 2: where was the first slim Gym? When did the originals
- 6:44Speaker 2: come out? Do you guys have any guesses? When did
- 6:46Speaker 2: the original slim gym debut?
- 6:48Speaker 6: Nineteen seven? No, nineteen what I will say? Eighteen thirty nine.
- 6:53Speaker 2: Eighteen thirty nine the original slim gym? Do you guys
- 6:56Speaker 2: have any guesses? When the slim gym of the original debut?
- 7:01Speaker 4: Twenty nineteen eighty nine.
- 7:04Speaker 2: The original slim gym? According to Googling, it was the
- 7:07Speaker 2: nineteen forties. While creator Adolph Levi first began selling pickled
- 7:12Speaker 2: meats and connoments during the Great Depression between twenty eight
- 7:15Speaker 2: and twenty nine, he did not partner with his brother
- 7:17Speaker 2: in law to officially hire a meat packer and manufacture
- 7:21Speaker 2: the small stick into the nineteen forties. Do you know what?
- 7:24Speaker 2: The original one was called Penrose and they were sold
- 7:27Speaker 2: out of glass jars filled with vinegar at local bars.
- 7:30Speaker 2: Hashtag bring back the Penrose introduced That's cool. General Mills
- 7:34Speaker 2: ended Up buying the company for twenty million dollars in
- 7:37Speaker 2: nineteen sixty seven six, and we left that in twenty
- 7:40Speaker 2: twenty six.
- 7:41Speaker 4: Grow Up still is twenty twenty six.
- 7:44Speaker 2: All right, So on the board, og is number one.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Now we're gonna go to the mild. This is our
- 7:51Speaker 2: first battle. So before we dive into this, ladies, ladies,
- 7:55Speaker 2: what's supposed to be mild about slim gym that's already
- 7:58Speaker 2: not aggressive.
- 8:00Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't really taste the difference between them,
- 8:02Speaker 4: but I've also never had them back to back.
- 8:05Speaker 2: Do you have any idea why it would be mild
- 8:06Speaker 2: over original and what the difference is?
- 8:08Speaker 6: Because mild is a bit more spicy, but not super spicy.
- 8:13Speaker 2: Okay, so that was the opposite. There is a difference. Yeah,
- 8:17Speaker 2: it doesn't have the spice of like the original.
- 8:20Speaker 5: The original almost has like the pepperoni spice.
- 8:22Speaker 2: M just mild.
- 8:24Speaker 4: It's flat, it's not it's not great, it's a little
- 8:27Speaker 4: saltier it so to have as much flavor, it's less
- 8:30Speaker 4: than when I was expecting.
- 8:31Speaker 2: Do you like better the og or the mild o?
- 8:33Speaker 2: G well og og me, I don't know.
- 8:35Speaker 5: I think I like the mild.
- 8:36Speaker 2: I can't agree with you. I like the OG better,
- 8:39Speaker 2: so I'm putting mild in the second slot. OG is
- 8:42Speaker 2: number one.
- 8:42Speaker 5: I think that's a good option for if you're prone
- 8:44Speaker 5: to Harvard.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 8:46Speaker 6: Although I do think that that should be on the podium.
- 8:50Speaker 5: It is a good flavor, Okay, all right, I disagree.
- 8:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know it just it didn't have it
- 8:55Speaker 2: for me. It wasn't working for me.
- 8:57Speaker 4: I think we should do a cheese one.
- 8:58Speaker 2: Cool, We're gonna go spicy. We're gonna go spicy next.
- 9:01Speaker 4: Forget I even talked.
- 9:02Speaker 2: I'm trying just kidding.
- 9:05Speaker 4: The big one.
- 9:06Speaker 2: There's a method to the madness.
- 9:09Speaker 5: Hard somebody's ever had sometimes.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a huge step up of slim medims
- 9:16Speaker 2: spicy mild. We are up. We are ready to get
- 9:19Speaker 2: into this. Well, not spicy mild. I guess it's just spicy.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Let's try not to put her fingers when Mega's cutting,
- 9:25Speaker 2: because she's crazy. I trust her be size. All right,
- 9:27Speaker 2: this is like a snack. Here we go. Is it spicy?
- 9:31Speaker 2: It's a different texture, very different texture. It's much softer.
- 9:36Speaker 4: That's why I like these ones. I don't ever eat
- 9:38Speaker 4: the whole thing in one setting.
- 9:39Speaker 2: I wish I was on camera because the spice just
- 9:42Speaker 2: hit They're not super spicy.
- 9:44Speaker 5: They're a little.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Spicy for somebody that doesn't love spice. I mean, you
- 9:48Speaker 2: don't hate it.
- 9:49Speaker 6: I love spicy. It just hit me like I wasn't
- 9:51Speaker 6: expecting that. I just stung the back of my throat.
- 9:54Speaker 2: It did hit me pretty good.
- 9:55Speaker 4: It's got a kick, but it's not bad.
- 9:57Speaker 2: It's not bad.
- 9:58Speaker 6: I feel like I could get used to this.
- 10:00Speaker 4: I really like this one.
- 10:01Speaker 5: What likes an afterburn?
- 10:02Speaker 2: It does a little after Why do you really love it?
- 10:04Speaker 2: Is it the taste, the spice, the texture, all of it.
- 10:06Speaker 4: Like I said, I always get the big one because
- 10:08Speaker 4: I like the texture.
- 10:09Speaker 2: Fair No, Hilo, hate it? Love it? Ooh, why do
- 10:13Speaker 2: you kind of love it? Why do you kind of
- 10:14Speaker 2: love it?
- 10:15Speaker 6: Because it's like spicy, but it's sorry. It's a burning
- 10:19Speaker 6: bird throat.
- 10:20Speaker 2: It's also nice.
- 10:22Speaker 6: Water.
- 10:23Speaker 2: Is there sweat coming off your forehead? There's a droplet
- 10:25Speaker 2: of water on your head? Did she maybe just get
- 10:28Speaker 2: out of the pool, Yes, but it could be sweat. Meg,
- 10:30Speaker 2: how are you feeling about this?
- 10:31Speaker 5: I'm not putting that one above the other ones. I
- 10:34Speaker 5: like it, I like the other ones better. I like
- 10:37Speaker 5: the texture. The other one's better. I think I like
- 10:39Speaker 5: that more compact, dense texture.
- 10:41Speaker 2: To me, it doesn't give me slim gym vibes. It
- 10:43Speaker 2: gives me like, I don't know, it's not bad, but
- 10:46Speaker 2: it doesn't taste like a slim gym. I didn't get
- 10:48Speaker 2: into that bite and go. I didn't snap into a
- 10:51Speaker 2: slim jim. I just bit into it. It was like
- 10:53Speaker 2: a I know, what's the word I'm looking for. It's
- 10:54Speaker 2: like a.
- 10:56Speaker 5: Meat stick?
- 10:57Speaker 2: Yeah, what's a slim gems? Technically, you know it didn't
- 10:59Speaker 2: give me slim jym for me isylo? What are you doing?
- 11:02Speaker 2: You're sleeping over there. It wasn't a where does it
- 11:04Speaker 2: land on your list? Isla? Is it one? Two or three?
- 11:06Speaker 4: Three?
- 11:07Speaker 2: Three? Low? Where's it land on your list?
- 11:09Speaker 4: One or two?
- 11:10Speaker 2: But it has to be based on slim gyms? Okay,
- 11:14Speaker 2: where's it for you?
- 11:15Speaker 5: I'm going three for me?
- 11:16Speaker 2: It's a three for me. Spicy is a three?
- 11:19Speaker 5: Sorry, it's stingy.
- 11:21Speaker 4: Okay.
- 11:21Speaker 2: You have to think just because just because I like
- 11:23Speaker 2: one better or because low like one better, doesn't mean
- 11:25Speaker 2: it is the best more for me. What doesn't mean
- 11:28Speaker 2: we're not going to eat I'm just willing, all right.
- 11:30Speaker 2: So we went spicy, we went o g we went mild.
- 11:33Speaker 2: We want spicy. Now we're going to stay in a
- 11:35Speaker 2: little bit of that realm. We're gonna do Tabasco. We're
- 11:37Speaker 2: gonna do the Tabasco. According to Isla, it is tb
- 11:40Speaker 2: hey ko tobacco. It's Tabasco. Oh there's an us nec.
- 11:46Speaker 2: I don't know, but this is the first one where
- 11:48Speaker 2: I feel like we're really expecting slim gym to give
- 11:52Speaker 2: me a flavorful punch to the mouth. Do you guys
- 11:54Speaker 2: like Tabasco hot sauce? Let me get a smell of
- 11:57Speaker 2: that before we get in here. Wow, that's interesting. It
- 12:03Speaker 2: does almost made me sneeze. So this is Tabasco either.
- 12:05Speaker 2: Do you know Tabasco is a hot sauce kind of
- 12:07Speaker 2: like a Francs? Would you rather have Franks? Cut Isla
- 12:11Speaker 2: a little pecies saying over there of the hot sauces?
- 12:13Speaker 2: Do you like Tabasco in general? Yes, yes, you're more
- 12:17Speaker 2: of a Francs.
- 12:18Speaker 4: I'm more of a Francs. But Tascos not bad.
- 12:20Speaker 2: I bet you they did a slim gym Francs collapse
- 12:22Speaker 2: or at some point right I let's jump into tabasco
- 12:25Speaker 2: great hot sauce. Does it make it a great slim gym?
- 12:28Speaker 2: So far? I'm not loving it. Gives me the slim
- 12:30Speaker 2: gym vibes.
- 12:31Speaker 4: It's hard.
- 12:32Speaker 2: I don't love the taste of it either. I don't
- 12:35Speaker 2: love the taste of at all. I'm not getting the
- 12:36Speaker 2: hot or the heat. Maybe because we I'm from spicy
- 12:38Speaker 2: to this, Isla's going straight spit out? Where are you
- 12:42Speaker 2: going for the spit out?
- 12:43Speaker 4: The trash fans right next to you, wipe in the mouth.
- 12:45Speaker 4: I don't.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Does it taste like tabasco to you? No?
- 12:48Speaker 5: I got the smell, but I don't really get the taste.
- 12:51Speaker 4: I don't.
- 12:52Speaker 2: I'm trying to put into words what it tastes like.
- 12:54Speaker 2: It tastes like the smell or seasoning. Yeah, like an
- 12:56Speaker 2: over seasoned chicken.
- 12:58Speaker 5: I feel it now though.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I'm not getting So if you were
- 13:01Speaker 2: to do that blindfolded, would you be like, oh, yeah,
- 13:03Speaker 2: that's tabasco? No, I wouldn't. We could say oh gee,
- 13:06Speaker 2: we could say yeah, this isn't a little bit mild.
- 13:08Speaker 2: I would say rosemary, this is a rosemary, which hey,
- 13:12Speaker 2: some people use that as an introduction to maybe date
- 13:15Speaker 2: some people inside jokes are funny time Rosemary. Yeah, I'm
- 13:19Speaker 2: not digging this one. This is isloa. Where's this land
- 13:21Speaker 2: on you? One? Two, three or four?
- 13:23Speaker 4: Eight?
- 13:24Speaker 2: I was gonna say the same, we're going straight eight
- 13:26Speaker 2: with it, but we're only on the four, so it's
- 13:28Speaker 2: got to.
- 13:28Speaker 6: Go for let's do four?
- 13:30Speaker 2: Well do you agree? Disagree? All right? So I'm just
- 13:32Speaker 2: gonna put tea for Tabasco because I have a feeling
- 13:34Speaker 2: that one's gonna be slotted down the list.
- 13:37Speaker 5: All right.
- 13:38Speaker 2: I like softball. I like baseball. Let's go with a
- 13:40Speaker 2: little bit of a curveball. You know what curveball is?
- 13:43Speaker 5: Island?
- 13:44Speaker 4: Yes?
- 13:44Speaker 2: What is it? Explain to somebody that's never played softball
- 13:46Speaker 2: what a curveball is.
- 13:47Speaker 4: It's where the ball goes.
- 13:49Speaker 6: It's like straight and it starts to turn in and
- 13:52Speaker 6: like it's kind of like I don't know how to
- 13:55Speaker 6: explain it, but it goes like this.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Okay, Well it's a like audio, so you got it.
- 13:59Speaker 2: You gotta try to explain this is what you say?
- 14:01Speaker 6: Can you show them what I'm doing?
- 14:03Speaker 2: No, I want to hear you describe it.
- 14:05Speaker 6: It's kind of like a curve so it's late really
- 14:09Speaker 6: when you throw, it goes like not straight, it goes
- 14:13Speaker 6: more to the side ish and it comes in more
- 14:16Speaker 6: straight at the end.
- 14:17Speaker 4: I like it.
- 14:19Speaker 2: Okay, that's the curveball according to Aila. So we're doing
- 14:22Speaker 2: a curveball. Let's go pepperoni and cheese. So what I
- 14:25Speaker 2: want to do with this one is I want us
- 14:27Speaker 2: to try a little bit of the pepperoni and then
- 14:30Speaker 2: a little bit of the cheese, and then we'll save
- 14:32Speaker 2: some and then maybe we will do the pepperoni and
- 14:34Speaker 2: the cheese. Are we basing it on just the pepperoni
- 14:37Speaker 2: or do you think we have to do both on
- 14:38Speaker 2: the same bite to get the pepperoni and cheese.
- 14:41Speaker 6: I think we should do a little nibble of pepperoni,
- 14:43Speaker 6: then a little nibble of the cheese, and then do both.
- 14:45Speaker 4: Personally, I never eat them together. I always eat those
- 14:48Speaker 4: meat and then the cheese because I'm a cheese person, right, Okay.
- 14:51Speaker 2: So I mean at this point, we're almost leaving slim
- 14:55Speaker 2: gym territory and entering like gas station chikouterie tarrat. But
- 15:00Speaker 2: you have to imagine this isn't a cheese ranking, it's
- 15:02Speaker 2: a slim gym, but they're paired together. So I feel
- 15:06Speaker 2: like at some point they have to be brought together.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Maybe you don't have to put them both in your
- 15:10Speaker 2: mouth together, but that's what we're doing when we're ranking these.
- 15:14Speaker 2: When you go in, do you think this is the
- 15:16Speaker 2: better bye? Do you think this is the best slim
- 15:18Speaker 2: gym because it has pepperoni and cheese? What's pepperoni and cheese?
- 15:23Speaker 2: I think they're pretty different.
- 15:26Speaker 5: So we nibbling each and then putting them together.
- 15:28Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take a bite
- 15:29Speaker 2: of the pepperoni just to get a vibe. See if
- 15:31Speaker 2: I got a little slim gym vibe.
- 15:33Speaker 6: That's a different consistency.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Tastes like pepperoni. I mean, as advertised, I'm gonna go
- 15:38Speaker 2: a little cheese, a little mouth bite. Tastes like cheep cheese.
- 15:41Speaker 4: I love the cheese, and I don't know why.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna do both together, not as good together.
- 15:47Speaker 2: I was thinking it was better together. It's not bad
- 15:50Speaker 2: now is it the best slim gym? When I bite
- 15:53Speaker 2: into that, do I think slim gym? If my eyes
- 15:55Speaker 2: were closed, would I have been like that is slim
- 15:57Speaker 2: gym for me personally? No? Let you think what are
- 16:01Speaker 2: you thinking over there? You're still chewing you want to
- 16:02Speaker 2: come back to you? M h, what are you thinking?
- 16:06Speaker 2: I feel like you've had these before lower.
- 16:08Speaker 4: No, yeah, I don't think I've ever had the pepperoni.
- 16:10Speaker 4: But I would not say that this is slim Jim.
- 16:13Speaker 2: So it brings us to a question because you don't
- 16:14Speaker 2: think it's slim Jim. On the rankings, is it still
- 16:18Speaker 2: better than Tabasco being a slim Jim or is it
- 16:21Speaker 2: just better tasting than Tabasco?
- 16:23Speaker 4: It's better, it's better altogether than the Tabasco, but I
- 16:26Speaker 4: wouldn't I wouldn't put it above seven because it doesn't
- 16:29Speaker 4: give slim jem.
- 16:30Speaker 2: Okay, So if you were to bite into the Tabasco,
- 16:32Speaker 2: would you at least think slim Jim? Just gross?
- 16:35Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 16:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:36Speaker 2: If you bite into this, do you think slim Jim Pepperoni?
- 16:39Speaker 4: So that's why I see it though, because of the
- 16:41Speaker 4: texture of it.
- 16:43Speaker 2: I'm just throwing them out there to see where we
- 16:44Speaker 2: land to rank them. So are we going to go
- 16:46Speaker 2: pepperoni and cheese four, Tabasco five, or Tabasco four and
- 16:50Speaker 2: pepperoni and cheese five.
- 16:51Speaker 6: I would say pepperoni and cheese four.
- 16:56Speaker 2: What are you thinking, I agree, Sure you're thinking pepperoni
- 16:59Speaker 2: and cheese four tobass go five? Yeah, I don't hate
- 17:01Speaker 2: it all right, let's go with that. While I'm updating
- 17:03Speaker 2: the board, we are going to roll into what do
- 17:05Speaker 2: you think we roll into next? Terioki? Do we go
- 17:08Speaker 2: back to there? Or do we do? Let's stick with
- 17:09Speaker 2: the cheese. Let's go mild with cheese. So does a
- 17:13Speaker 2: mild one with cheese? Obviously we've tried mild, but it's
- 17:17Speaker 2: a different cheese. What kind of cheese would you describe
- 17:18Speaker 2: that as? Will I? Will I update the board?
- 17:20Speaker 6: Orange orange cheese, American cheese, America.
- 17:23Speaker 5: I think it looks like a cheddar, like a mild
- 17:26Speaker 5: cheddar or coke.
- 17:27Speaker 2: Oh, mild cheddar with a mild so we know what
- 17:29Speaker 2: the mild tastes like. Does having it with the cheese
- 17:32Speaker 2: make it better than the mild and slide into it?
- 17:35Speaker 2: Or does it fall not really into the same slim
- 17:37Speaker 2: gem category because it's they're a bigger slim gym right,
- 17:41Speaker 2: it's not your traditional smaller one. And then does it
- 17:45Speaker 2: beat the pepperoni? Does it beat the tabasco.
- 17:48Speaker 6: Right off the bat? Off the bat, I'd like to
- 17:50Speaker 6: say the feeling of this slimdeon is really slippery and
- 17:56Speaker 6: it looks different.
- 17:58Speaker 4: They do tend to get greasier when they're in the
- 18:00Speaker 4: hackaching with the cheese.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Yep, it definitely is greasier. Let's jump into it.
- 18:04Speaker 6: It is.
- 18:04Speaker 2: I don't get the same slim gem kind of into
- 18:07Speaker 2: this style one personally.
- 18:09Speaker 5: I don't like the cheese.
- 18:12Speaker 2: I don't like the cheese at all. Now I'm gonna
- 18:15Speaker 2: do it together. Then we are in the Buffalo area
- 18:17Speaker 2: of the Buffalo the slim jem chikoutaie section of the show.
- 18:21Speaker 4: I like the cheese.
- 18:22Speaker 5: I don't curious.
- 18:23Speaker 2: What you're looking up. What's the curiosity? What's going through
- 18:25Speaker 2: your brain right now? Meg?
- 18:26Speaker 5: That was really smoky.
- 18:27Speaker 4: I was thinking that too.
- 18:28Speaker 2: They are both smoked, right. It is, yeah, a smoke.
- 18:32Speaker 5: Flavor, But I got a lot more of the smoke
- 18:34Speaker 5: flavor from this pet, the.
- 18:35Speaker 4: One with the cheese.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Maybe the cheese is smoke.
- 18:37Speaker 4: I think it's just because there's more The slim gym
- 18:40Speaker 4: is thicker.
- 18:41Speaker 5: Maybe the grease brings it out.
- 18:42Speaker 2: Maybe what you're thinking.
- 18:45Speaker 6: I I really don't know the ranking because I like this,
- 18:49Speaker 6: like the slim geon. I do not like the cheese. Okay,
- 18:53Speaker 6: the slim Gem is like more needy than the other one.
- 18:56Speaker 6: I don't know how to explain it, but like it's
- 18:58Speaker 6: like a different type of beer, and it's more two
- 19:02Speaker 6: seer than the other one. The other one feels more dry.
- 19:05Speaker 6: Now that I've had that one, it feels dry.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Low What do you think about that one?
- 19:10Speaker 4: I think it's really good and I think it's.
- 19:13Speaker 5: Three for me?
- 19:14Speaker 2: Wow, where did it ring for you? Eil? One? Two, three, four,
- 19:16Speaker 2: five or six?
- 19:18Speaker 6: I would say right in the middle, which for me
- 19:20Speaker 6: four because I like the meat, I don't like the cheese.
- 19:24Speaker 2: What do you think of meg?
- 19:26Speaker 5: I like the pepperoni cheese better than that one, but
- 19:29Speaker 5: that one had more of a slim like. I could
- 19:32Speaker 5: tell it was more slim gem, if that matters, But
- 19:35Speaker 5: I like pepperoni better.
- 19:37Speaker 2: I think we all have slowly agreed it's about a four.
- 19:40Speaker 6: I think we should go five, though, because I think
- 19:42Speaker 6: thee now that I think about it, I didn't think
- 19:44Speaker 6: that the pepperoni was there. I thought it was at three,
- 19:46Speaker 6: So I think we should put that one.
- 19:49Speaker 2: Well, thanks, three you think five, we're thinking fourists, so
- 19:51Speaker 2: it's gonna land. I think at a four. I agree,
- 19:54Speaker 2: So it's a solid four. So we're gonna slide them down.
- 19:56Speaker 2: And while I'm doing the board, we're gonna slide into Kariaki.
- 20:00Speaker 5: This one.
- 20:01Speaker 2: Is anybody else excited?
- 20:03Speaker 5: Hope it doesn't let me down?
- 20:04Speaker 2: Well, I'm updating the board. You guys talk about it.
- 20:05Speaker 2: What do we think of for Tarioki? What are we
- 20:07Speaker 2: thinking for this? For that, it's.
- 20:08Speaker 5: Gonna be a sweeter flavor.
- 20:10Speaker 6: I've never had Tariokee, so I don't know.
- 20:13Speaker 4: I don't love Cheriokey.
- 20:14Speaker 5: I love Terriot, I don't. I think it'll be a
- 20:16Speaker 5: nice break from the spicy ones.
- 20:17Speaker 2: I think so it'd be like more of a medium, right.
- 20:20Speaker 2: You don't like Karaokia. I thought you loved Tarioki stuff.
- 20:22Speaker 2: I don't love it, or just the slim gym in itself.
- 20:24Speaker 4: I don't love Cherioki in general.
- 20:26Speaker 2: I love Kariaki, not that spring slim gym. The slim
- 20:30Speaker 2: gym flavors do hit. They do. Take a minute to
- 20:32Speaker 2: Definitely Tarioki, Definitely Kariokey.
- 20:35Speaker 4: I can feel it.
- 20:36Speaker 6: I'm not feeling it.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Though I'm feeling it, but I don't feeling it. I
- 20:40Speaker 2: like it, Actually, I don't.
- 20:41Speaker 6: I don't like it.
- 20:42Speaker 5: I like it, but I don't like it enough to
- 20:43Speaker 5: put it in the top three.
- 20:45Speaker 2: Okay, so this I like this better. This would be
- 20:48Speaker 2: my four. I would put it as it's better than
- 20:51Speaker 2: the mild and cheese. It's better than the pepperoni and cheese.
- 20:54Speaker 2: Slim gym wise, and again it's not exactly what do
- 20:56Speaker 2: we what do we love for taste? This is the
- 20:59Speaker 2: slim gym rating. When you think slim jym. This more
- 21:02Speaker 2: of a slim from the bite to the little bit
- 21:04Speaker 2: of spice that hangs out in the back. That's more
- 21:06Speaker 2: of a slim gym. It's a four for me or
- 21:09Speaker 2: for you?
- 21:10Speaker 4: Five?
- 21:10Speaker 2: Five, six? Okay, we're going four money you always win.
- 21:16Speaker 6: Hey, it's not four yeah, because look look listen, you
- 21:19Speaker 6: said four, but you two said four. Yeah, she said five,
- 21:23Speaker 6: I said six, So it would be five.
- 21:25Speaker 2: Two fours and a five and a six. It's like
- 21:27Speaker 2: four point six. So we think you guys like the
- 21:29Speaker 2: mild in cheese. Yes, you could close your eyes, eat
- 21:33Speaker 2: a little bit of that cheese and a little bit
- 21:35Speaker 2: of that meat and know that that is a slim gym.
- 21:37Speaker 2: I certainly disagree. Fine, we're gonna go blindfolded for the
- 21:40Speaker 2: next one, and you guys will have to all right,
- 21:44Speaker 2: so I'm doing that. You guys talk, Okay, what are
- 21:46Speaker 2: we doing that?
- 21:46Speaker 4: We're doing Buffalo.
- 21:47Speaker 6: This one looks really good.
- 21:48Speaker 5: This is the Buffalo Wild Wings chicken stick. I'm excited
- 21:52Speaker 5: Buffalo season. It is different, looking, very different. It felt
- 21:56Speaker 5: different when I was cutting it.
- 21:57Speaker 6: It's like rubbery and it's pretty good.
- 22:02Speaker 5: That's a good option if you don't eat beef products.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Maybe, So before we jump into this, we have the
- 22:06Speaker 2: og is one, mildest, two, spiciest three. The mild in
- 22:11Speaker 2: cheese is apparently a four. We're going to debate that
- 22:14Speaker 2: here pretty hard soon. The Terioki is five, Pepperoni and
- 22:17Speaker 2: cheese is six, and the Tabasco is hanging out on seven.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Let's see what's worse, Tabasco or Buffalo Wild Wings.
- 22:23Speaker 5: Chicken chicken Buffalo sauce.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Interesting I'm looking for. I knew that would be Isla's
- 22:28Speaker 2: first reaction.
- 22:29Speaker 4: It's very soft.
- 22:30Speaker 6: I don't like the consistent soft.
- 22:33Speaker 5: I don't like that great.
- 22:36Speaker 6: I don't like it.
- 22:40Speaker 2: I don't hate it. I don't love it.
- 22:41Speaker 5: Tastes like a mild wing sauce.
- 22:43Speaker 2: It's got a little bit of spice, not a lot
- 22:45Speaker 2: of it. It's better than I thought. But to me,
- 22:48Speaker 2: if I was again, if we were to do this blindfolded,
- 22:50Speaker 2: I wouldn't bite into that. Like if it was a
- 22:52Speaker 2: guess the slim gym, I would think this was maybe
- 22:56Speaker 2: a chomp or maybe this was a jack link. I
- 22:59Speaker 2: would think it to be anything but a slim gym
- 23:01Speaker 2: at this point.
- 23:02Speaker 5: Yeah, it's creeping still. Yeah, it's kind of spicy. I
- 23:05Speaker 5: don't hate it. I actually kind of really like this one.
- 23:07Speaker 2: I don't where's this live for you either?
- 23:09Speaker 6: Yeah, the chaackey and the which was the one that
- 23:13Speaker 6: we tried. I think third, oh, the spicy one. Can't
- 23:17Speaker 6: see the.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Board So one through eight is what we're looking for
- 23:20Speaker 2: here Lo, what are you thinking?
- 23:22Speaker 4: I'm gonna put it at six.
- 23:23Speaker 2: It's got a six pup the pepperoni and above the
- 23:26Speaker 2: tabasco you think of meg. I'm also going six to six.
- 23:29Speaker 2: We go six six, that's the sign of the devil.
- 23:32Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go seven. Iily done with your four
- 23:36Speaker 2: hundred drinks. Can you give us a number?
- 23:38Speaker 6: Say about a.
- 23:41Speaker 4: Seven?
- 23:43Speaker 2: So where's that? Landis six and a half doing this?
- 23:46Speaker 6: You guys talk I didn't love that flavor, did you.
- 23:48Speaker 5: I liked the flavor a lot.
- 23:50Speaker 4: I thought it was gross.
- 23:51Speaker 6: I didn't and I didn't like the contest consistency. When
- 23:54Speaker 6: I bit down on it. It didn't remind me of
- 23:56Speaker 6: slim jem.
- 23:57Speaker 5: It didn't have the wrinkly outside like a slim gen does,
- 24:00Speaker 5: if that makes sense.
- 24:01Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 24:01Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know how else to describe it.
- 24:03Speaker 2: No, it's it's yeah, definitely not. You didn't snap into
- 24:06Speaker 2: a slim gym. You kind of bit into a meat
- 24:08Speaker 2: chicken stick.
- 24:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:09Speaker 2: It was very soft, best chicken stick I think I've
- 24:11Speaker 2: ever had. Okay, So with that being said, can we
- 24:14Speaker 2: agree that Tabasco number eight not going to be the
- 24:17Speaker 2: winner today? Yes, we can all agree on that. Yeah, chop,
- 24:20Speaker 2: you're gone, all right? Can we agree that pepperoni and
- 24:23Speaker 2: cheese not gonna make it? Number seven seem fair for it?
- 24:26Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 24:27Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah? Six the bea Dubs chicken one blocked in
- 24:30Speaker 2: not gonna make it k Number five teriaki seemed pretty solid.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Mild and cheese four okay, and then we got spicy
- 24:40Speaker 2: mild in og. How do we feel about the top three?
- 24:43Speaker 2: Obviously low likes the spicy. We know it's the spice.
- 24:46Speaker 2: It's her go to, But based on just eating into
- 24:49Speaker 2: a slim gym, does it give you if it was
- 24:51Speaker 2: the smaller one, I think for me it's a little different. Yeah,
- 24:55Speaker 2: but I don't I didn't see them selling any spicies
- 24:58Speaker 2: in the small ones. It's just an over priced over
- 25:01Speaker 2: It's a lot of meat sticks. But it doesn't scream
- 25:03Speaker 2: slim Jim. I think if we did a blindfolded we'd
- 25:06Speaker 2: get different reaction. Well, the spice would give it away
- 25:08Speaker 2: in the flavor, but if we compared spicy ones, could
- 25:11Speaker 2: you say this one is slim gym or it's just good?
- 25:13Speaker 2: I like it.
- 25:14Speaker 4: I would put it as a slim gym.
- 25:16Speaker 2: I don't think you could. I think if it was
- 25:17Speaker 2: against chomps and jack links, like all big, thicker ones,
- 25:22Speaker 2: I think it'd be tougher to maybe you wouldn't.
- 25:25Speaker 4: But slim Jim has a certain taste.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Are we are we good with? That's the three?
- 25:29Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 25:29Speaker 2: Was like, I'm gonna fight for it, but I mean
- 25:33Speaker 2: you think it's the bronze.
- 25:34Speaker 4: I think it should be O G spicy mild.
- 25:36Speaker 2: It should beat them, oh the two spot, Yeah, O
- 25:43Speaker 2: G spicy then I don't hate that. I didn't love
- 25:45Speaker 2: the mild meg.
- 25:46Speaker 5: I would I would allow it.
- 25:48Speaker 2: She would allow it to slide. Why would you allow
- 25:51Speaker 2: it to slide?
- 25:52Speaker 5: Because I have to try to think of it as
- 25:53Speaker 5: a smaller one. Because it does have a flavor of
- 25:55Speaker 5: a slim Jim, I would know it's a slim gym.
- 25:57Speaker 5: It's just a bigger meat stick, so it's a different texture.
- 26:01Speaker 2: If you're going to walk into Dollar General, would you
- 26:03Speaker 2: rather buy the spicy slim gym if you're in the
- 26:05Speaker 2: slim gym section or the mild.
- 26:07Speaker 5: If it was a skinny stick, I would get the
- 26:09Speaker 5: spicy preps.
- 26:09Speaker 2: Well, I think it says it right there.
- 26:12Speaker 5: Yeah, so I would do the spicy as number two
- 26:15Speaker 5: and the mild as number three.
- 26:17Speaker 2: I don't hate it, Lolly, how do you feel about it?
- 26:19Speaker 4: I think that's the right way to put it.
- 26:21Speaker 2: So, in fact, it appears nobody can beat the og
- 26:24Speaker 2: slim gym. No, there's just something about it interesting, all right.
- 26:28Speaker 5: It has like this grease you can almost suck out
- 26:30Speaker 5: of it.
- 26:30Speaker 2: That's disturbing. I feel like that's a little it's a
- 26:33Speaker 2: little weird. Well, its true, Okay. I was gonna say
- 26:36Speaker 2: if we had to get into this. We could blindfold it,
- 26:39Speaker 2: but it would be too easy to know which one
- 26:41Speaker 2: was which based on taste. We do know that, so
- 26:44Speaker 2: there it is the greatest slim gym of the eight
- 26:46Speaker 2: that we could find. Again, there's other ones that we
- 26:49Speaker 2: probably are out there, but these are the ones that
- 26:50Speaker 2: we could find in our area. I guess it's up
- 26:54Speaker 2: to everybody in the comments or we can debate this
- 26:57Speaker 2: after which flavor that we missed that would have been
- 26:59Speaker 2: better to do in which one has more flavor to it?
- 27:02Speaker 2: And maybe people are gonna think we're born because the
- 27:04Speaker 2: OG one, But it's the OG guys everything else. It
- 27:08Speaker 2: just hits different. Since when, Isla, when did they come in?
- 27:10Speaker 2: When they do debut, are you paying attention? Nineteen eighties,
- 27:14Speaker 2: sixty seven forty, nineteen forties, they were bought by someone
- 27:19Speaker 2: in nineteen you just remember six seven? Yeah, on the
- 27:22Speaker 2: real these poor kids, that's what we got. That's a
- 27:24Speaker 2: slim gym. Ranking not putting them in the fridge. They're
- 27:27Speaker 2: probably not gonna make it in there. So but either way,
- 27:29Speaker 2: I know, I got some leftovers from yesterday's trip, So
- 27:32Speaker 2: Isla's stay out of my fridge and we'll be back
- 27:34Speaker 2: next week. Appreciate you guys hanging out eating slim Gyms
- 27:38Speaker 2: in the beer glass kitchen studio. We'll be back next week.
- 27:41Speaker 2: Get any ideas, some spoilers what we're gonna do next
- 27:43Speaker 2: week and often no way. Yeah, I tell you what.
- 27:46Speaker 2: I'm not going to twenty seven stores to look for something.
- 27:48Speaker 5: Secret, secret secrets doing like Ramen flavors.
- 27:53Speaker 2: There's a lot of ramen is there. That's what I
- 27:55Speaker 2: heard about slim gyms. Maybe we'll do some research. Low
- 27:58Speaker 2: you want to do research? How many Ramen flavors? And
- 27:59Speaker 2: my will order something? You got me?
- 28:01Speaker 6: Sure?
- 28:02Speaker 2: Oh?
- 28:02Speaker 4: What? Sure?
- 28:03Speaker 2: Who?
- 28:03Speaker 5: She said?
- 28:04Speaker 2: Shre reading the brand of my mic right now? Well,
- 28:08Speaker 2: I got the look. Somebody's angry.
- 28:09Speaker 4: We gotta go.
- 28:10Speaker 2: Remember dad's out there. When you've got a house full
- 28:12Speaker 2: of girls, don't let them get angry. Feed them before
- 28:14Speaker 2: it gets to that point. We've exceeded that point, So
- 28:17Speaker 2: we'll be back next week. Check everybody bye by knocking.
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