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Episode 214: Me, Myself, and Iran · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 214. Welcome, motherfuckers.
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  I know there's any lights pulling.
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  Never drive, fly the goodbye knows a set of tail lights.
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  I know it's about to be another night away.
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  Try to put an old flame out with gasoline.
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  And when the morning comes, your Baker is gone.
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  But the one thing I can't do is tell, you know.
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  So come on, bring me one more time.
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  Take this off for one more ride. Load.
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  It off for one last round for with the last six days in the
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  ground. So pass the Bible girl will pass
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  the point of fixing. I need a shot of you to give me
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  thing I'm missing so don't bite 'cause I'll be fine.
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  Come on, bring me one more time. That's it.
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  I feel like that's there's certain songs like that,
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  basically anything from Scarface, even though that's
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  cliche and anything else. Those are like coke anthems.
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  You know, oh, for sure. Like any anything like push it
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  to the limit that in a way that like danger zone not I don't
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  think about that. I'm normally doing something
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  where I'm I'm not that. Dangerous zone is not.
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  Are you fucking kidding? Me No, because it's you think
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  it's all about, you know, jets in America and Tom Cruise and
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  not being in a cult, you know, or being in a cult that is the
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  United States Air Force with Val Kilmer Iceman you know yeah, I I
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  that's what you think of when you think of Top Gun Danger
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  zone. But you hear push it to the
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  limit and you're instantly like, oh, racks of cash.
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  And that's it. That's that song is from the
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  montage where Tony comes from like being a mid level drug
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  dealer to like buying a tiger. That's whenever they show his
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  that's the wedding, his wedding to Michelle Pfeiffer and
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  Scarface takes place during that montage.
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  So that's like a very, you know, pivotal transitional period in
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  that movie that that song is attached to.
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  And it starts with them laughing on the phone and the money
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  counters. It's actually a meme now, but.
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  My dad, he would like pin me or not pin me.
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  He would, he would get me into like situations, like come, like
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  come around, He'd come around the corner, he'd pop. 50 bucks
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  an hour for a session. He'd pop out and he would like,
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  he'd look, 'cause he used to box back in the day.
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  So and then he'd pretend. So he'd start shadow boxing me
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  or whatever you would call it. But he would, he would call it
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  the danger zone. He'd be like, you don't want to
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  walk into the danger zone. And then he'd like, he'd throw,
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  he'd throw like a jab and then he'd hit his chest at the same
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  time and get really close to, you know, and he'll do to my
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  friends. I think I'm I wouldn't be
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  surprised if he didn't. No, he might have done it to me
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  because I remember him telling me that he could beat me.
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  He's ready to, he's ready to go at all times.
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  Like he's just like on a dime turn and then it's the danger
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  zone dude. He's like go walk in.
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  So that's that's my connotation. And cocaine.
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  I appreciate the. Timing that he had, I still
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  think to this day, I mean, RIP Sandlin.
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  But there is that time. Like we've told it before, but
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  we were not. We've been partying in the
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  backyard every single night for like a week.
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  And he was like, look, you can have people over, but there's no
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  drinking. And we were like, me and you
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  were like, all right, yeah, but we're not going to drink at all.
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  And then we were, and he caught me and you and Sandlin inside.
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  And Sandlin was like creeping by and he was holding a bottle of
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  champagne and he just happened to walk out of the back and your
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  dad's like, what the fuck? What the fuck?
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  You guys like just started to crash out on us.
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  And Sandlin was like, I'm really sorry that.
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  Was like forever. I thought you were going to say
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  it was timing with like, jokes. No, it's time when just I said
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  it's time and catching us doing stupid shit or being like, hey,
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  what are you all about to get into?
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  And we'd be like. Hey, it got away with way more
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  than no, no, no, no. Then we got caught.
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  No, I know that I'm just saying that sometimes he would just
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  catch a precarious situation and it was it was funny.
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  And I think about that one time because we like he told us like
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  look, you can have people over there, it's absolutely no
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  drinking. Y'all need to chill out, stop
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  doing it. And then it's how he caught not
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  me or you. We were inside and he turned
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  around and Sandlin was trying to creep behind him and was holding
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  just like an open bottle of champagne.
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  I was recently talking to somebody, you know, you know one
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  of that one of these dates that dates to nowhere but she.
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  The danger zone. Right.
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  And it was at the time when I, I had won the tournament and, and
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  then I found out like that her ex-husband had like a gambling
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  problem and shit and poker was like his thing and like he used
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  to like abandoned her and like go play poker.
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  So that was great for me. Never saw her again.
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  No, like we went on a date and then never saw her again.
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  But no, she asked me if I'd ever played chess and not not knowing
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  the, the whole gambling story, I go, yeah, but I used to and I'm
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  like, now it's going to sound like I have a gambling problem.
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  But like when I played chess, I played for money and it was in
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  high school and it was against Sandlin and we used to like and
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  like Rolls Royce. And that was like my like
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  immediate it was right right around rolling dice and stuff at
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  the same time. And I was like, dude, y'all like
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  I'll school people in chess and for money like that sounds fun.
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  And so that was like my chess run.
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  And then and then I found out, you know, that she had all these
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  like previous red flags from her ex-husband about gambling.
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  And then it just seemed like I get was gambling a lot, but it
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  would just happen to be like that weekend.
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  And so yeah. And remember, I had the meltdown
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  at the you know, yeah. The rest is history.
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  Yeah, dice. I see.
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  I would play chess with my dad and my dad was really good.
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  And then, yeah, I mean, I picked up the dice.
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  The rest was history. I was pretty good at rolling the
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  dice, man. To this day, to this day, like
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  I'm made racks in Vegas rolling dice that it's just like that's
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  all I want to do is play craps if I'm going to go gamble.
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  So I don't like going to win stars.
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  They only have one table open. They have like 6 tables out.
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  You don't go. Into win stars No.
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  What does that mean? What does that mean I.
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  Don't like to go? That's the closest place that I
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  could go. Roll dice.
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  Legally but but like is that are you saying you don't go into
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  casinos or you specifically don't go into Winstar casinos?
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  I don't like rolling dice at Winstar, that's why I don't.
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  Go to Winstar What? What's your preferred
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  establishment? It used to be RIP The Mirage.
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  The Mirage was my favorite place to roll dice.
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  What? OK, I know.
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  I just, I just thought that it's gone.
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  And also. Also, y'all like I drink a
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  little Uncle Arnie's 100 milligrams, so if I'm a little
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  giggly, if I'm a little giggly. There.
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  We go it's one of those, but no. So there's the setup.
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  The setup at The Mirage was the best because when you if you
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  were at the craps tables, they were all together and they were
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  right at like the corner and right right next to the cash
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  cage right next to the cage, which for me, the closer to the
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  cage the better because until it's like I'm grandfathered in
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  at a lower rate. So let's say I'm in there at
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  like 5:00 and it's 10 bucks and it jumps to 25 bucks as like per
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  roll or whatever. If you're there and it's 10
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  bucks, it stays 10 until you walk away.
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  So but if it's. If it's like.
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  Is that is that a minimum roll? Yeah, like a minimum.
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  Like you can do more you can do, yeah.
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  But like, that's the. That's yeah, that's the minimum.
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  For the time for that. Like so you could go down to
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  like binions and stuff on Fremont Street.
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  So you have this down to like a sign.
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  So that's the first place I go. The first night I go, I go to
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  Fremont. Is this all?
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  Is this all New Orleans? No, this is all Vegas.
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  New Orleans. New Orleans.
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  I mean, I'd go. To the street.
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  I don't know because you, because you put the Windstar
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  shit in my head and I was just. No Windstar's Oklahoma.
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  So Windstar. 'S just like but I.
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  Right outside. Of this, I was thinking, what
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  would be the next closest place you could go?
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  Yeah, it'd be like from where you from where you are.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  OK. But anyways, so.
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  So you're talking big. You're talking real shit.
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  Vegas, yeah, real shit. So what I so I go to Vegas the
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  first night you get there in the afternoon, you go to Fremont
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  Street. Like Binions has like dollar
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  minimum crap, so you can play whatever you want to play, but
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  you go play there. You go to the DE, you go to a
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  bunch of places down there. You get out all your bad roles.
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  Like every time I've been like, damn, I've lost a bunch of
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  money. It's always the first night and
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  it's always on Fremont Street. So it's the cheapest.
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  My cheapest losses will always be the first night and it will
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  be there. My favorite place is The Mirage,
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  which is not there anymore. Like do you have to go through
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  that like in order to get to graduate to like the next?
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  This is just this is just what I've done every time I've gone.
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  This is your strategy. Yeah, this is my strategy and it
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  works. I mean I have.
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  I'm not. I'm not here to hate.
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  Just got. The fire match.
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  He's got a he's got a match that lit on fire on his wrist because
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  he's because he's click clack, click clack.
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  I've rolled, I've hit roll them all twice.
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  Talk about it. Well, though, like, but So what
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  then? So I go down to the D or
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  wherever and I get all my bad rolls out.
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  The Mirage was the best because The Mirage it did the cash cage
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  is right next to the craps table.
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  So it's right there. And I have a system that I use
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  when I roll dice to be controlled to make sure I walk
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  away with something like there's you have no control.
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  It's fucking dice. But you can be smart with and
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  there's strategies, but you can have a strategy and how you're
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  going to manage your money to make sure you walk away because
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  if you can't walk away, you're always going to lose most of the
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  time. Like that's just rules of craps.
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  But the cash, the cash cage is right next to the crabs tables
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  and the bathroom is right next to the cash cage.
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  So if you're playing and you're at a hot table and you really
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  got to take a piss, you can sit out a hand, go take a piss and
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  it's right there. You don't got to wander off.
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  You don't got to go look for anything.
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  It's right there. So you have the cash cage.
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  The bathrooms right next to the bathrooms is the big double
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  doors that are for the out for the bar.
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  So they always the. The the ladies with the drinks
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  always go to the craps tables first because that is where
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  they. Come out with the drinks to hit
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  the floor. There's an exit right there.
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  So whenever you're playing, I'll buy in and it sounds goofy.
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  If it's $10 minimums, I'll buy in for 100 bucks.
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  Buy for $100, I'll push that 100 bucks to like 3-4 hundred bucks
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  and I'll go to the cage and then I'll cash out and then I'll go
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  back to the table and I'll buy in for 100 bucks and I'll do
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  that every. So if I push 100 bucks to like
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  1400 bucks, I walk away. I put it in all in my pocket and
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  then I pull out like 200 bucks and I'll buy it but I only.
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  Buy it what? What's your limit of losses?
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  When you when you when did you? Just don't try to recover.
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  I'll have a limit in what like so that's.
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  Where managing your bankroll is important.
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  True, but like the so the last time I went to Vegas, I was
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  there for five days. I rolled, I brought 400 in cash
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  and never never used my card, never paid for anything with
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  anything other than cash and went home with like $13,000 or
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  something. OK, well, that's awesome.
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  I'm just saying. So is it like you brought the
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  404? Hundred's gone, we're done.
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  No, Yeah, no, no, yeah, no, no, no.
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  Depends. Depends.
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  Like if I'm at Winstar, sure. If I'm going into Winstar, I'm
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  bringing. Like I have this little roll of
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  this little wad of cash. If I run out of all of this, I'm
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  walk, I'm leaving. I'm not going to the ATM to stay
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  at Winstar all day. Now if I'm in Vegas, I might,
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  but I'll have a limit in mind for my whole time that I'm
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  there. Yeah, because of what I'm real
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  like what I like part of like in the poker run that I've been in,
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  like it's like managing the bankroll and it's like I'd
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  realized like, OK, because like I had like a limit of when I'm
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  up this much, I'm cashing out. But then it's like, is that
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  equal or like proportionate to the limit that you that you're
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  willing to lose, right. So if I'm willing to lose like
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  $400.00 but I'm cashing out at 300, you know, every time, then
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  that's like a that's an imbalance that will catch up
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  with you, you know, or that you have to like actually, yeah,
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  then you'd have to be playing better than.
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  You know, I'm one of those weirdos where like, I'll, you'll
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  see me get my stack going and I'll separate what I what I
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  originally bought in for and set it to the side and I pretend
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  like that doesn't exist. I'm always trying to double up
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  so that I can pull that to the side that I'm playing with free
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  money. That's how I always be.
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  I want to make my money back and then we'll go for the then some.
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  And that's like, so, but if I'm up like let's say I'm buying for
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  100 and then I'm up and I'm like at like 975, like $1000, right?
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  I'm, I will. And then I, I lose big because
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  when I get them, then I'll start pushing, I start pushing my
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  luck. I start backing my odds.
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  I put like 150 down on a roll and I back it with 350.
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  I'll do some wild shit and whenever I and I'll then like
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  I'll roll A4 and then I'll roll for like 15 minutes and hit the
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  board a bunch and then I roll A4.
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  The odds on those payouts are crazy.
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  Like it's a lot of fucking fun, right?
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  But if I start to lose that stack and let's say that
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  thousand goes down to like 600, I'm walking away and going to
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  the cage, but and the cage is right there.
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  So then I could just and I keep want to keep playing.
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  I'll go back to the exact same table.
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  So would you say it's more of like how you're a vibe and like?
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  Yeah, totally, totally. Yeah, OK.
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  Because like, it's not like, it's not like.
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  The last time I was at Winstar just be every I see I joined on
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  a table that was super full. Everybody around all the way
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  around lost and I was down like 200 or something playing the
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  board just trying to catch shit because I was just bored and it
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  was taking forever. And then when I finally get the
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  dice, I roll for a little bit, end up being up like 600 by the
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  time I crap out. And then the next guy next to me
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  craps out and I just walk away from the table.
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  I'm like, Nah, I'm good. I'm going to go play some like
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  pie gal or something for a little bit, wait till it's a
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  different group of people. And what's crazy is when I got
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  the dice, there is this douchey ass dude across the table.
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  And he was like, oh, fuck this guy.
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  He started playing the, the, the don't pass line.
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  So he started betting against me because he'd lost all of his
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  money. So he was super grumpy.
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  And he's like, Oh, this guy's going.
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  To fuck that kind of guy. I was wearing my free take a
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  shirt and and yeah, and then he he ended up losing a shit ton of
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  money and then I kept rolling and he won it all back and then
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  won his money back. And when I left the table he was
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  like, hey, thanks man. Like but he lost like 400 bucks
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  betting against me and then flipped it.
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  So anyways. When we were before we were
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  reporting, I was telling Joseph that there were dispensaries out
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  here in California. We're living in the heyday
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  because they're all like overly sized.
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  It's like walking into a Nordstrom's for no reason.
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  And I was like, but I was the reason why I wanted to like
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  example I have is the one that like actually feels like a
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  Nordstrom's. They only let like 3 people or
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  two people in. Like there's a waiting room, but
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  then and then like in like glass doors when the waiting room's
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  tight, they're bumping music, there's clothes like fucking
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  Nordstroms and then and then the glass doors and then they only
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  let three people in. But it's like gigantic.
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  It like it's like a fucking warehouse and like, but nice.
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  And like it's like you're only let.
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  Like why is it so big if you're only letting three people in?
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  And I feel like it's just like eventually going to get down to
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  just it's just liquor stores, you know, and like, it's just
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  whatever, you know, fastest, quickest, whatever.
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  Like, Like, so just enjoy this whatever this day is right now
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  in California because every dispensary, like, you know, you
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  can find some like rundown ones, but like most of them out here,
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  like, I mean, I was actually just watching like this show.
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  I've been wanting to go to the woods, which is Woody Harrelson
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  and Bill Maher's dispensary plot.
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  But you can like doubt you can also smoke there.
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  And like, I just saw like somebody like on a reality show.
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  They went there. I didn't realize how fucking
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  nice it is. It's like you're like out, like
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  in like it's like a pond and like lagoon.
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  Like I need to just like smoke out.
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  And then there I think there's like a bar, but they're like
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  disconnected because they're like lost.
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  Yeah, makes sense. Did you like the artwork?
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  Yes, I couldn't use the one that you messaged me because it's
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  like on my phone. I guess I could have uploaded.
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  I I used it for Instagram. That's a good one though, but I
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  I don't like Caillou. So is that how you pronounce it?
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  Yeah, which I think is. I knew that.
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  Yeah, fuck Caillou. Caillou's a bitch, dude.
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  He like, doesn't age. He's like, really annoying.
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  Oh my God. But what is it?
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  I'm just a kid who's 4 each day. I.
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  Learned some more I'll take. Exploring on Caillou there's a
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  yeah fuck Caillou on God. Like he's bald as fuck, he's
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  chopped, he's a chopped. Unk and wears the same clothes
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  every day and he's not cool like Doug did, but Doug was cool.
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  I was more worried about Skeeter because Skeeter, but he was
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  always doing like athletic shit. So you know, Skeeter was just
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  stinky bro. Like there's no way he wasn't
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  just because he was like, will he like be rolling up on roller
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  blades? I mean.
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  What are kids? What are kids bro?
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  No, I know we all had our day. I'm just saying there's a lot
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  going. On I didn't wear deodorant until
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  I was like 1617 I think. Like, just because I was just
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  like, fucking hairless. I'm from Cali, bro, I moved here
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  from Cali and so we just like dip in the ocean water and
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  that's your deodorant. So I don't know.
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  I got ocean water from Sonic and that's not the same thing dude.
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  Like what are you guys doing out here?
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  Tubular Tex Mex is good, but I prefer Baja fresh because it's
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  just like seafood and it's, you know, avocados, you know, red
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  cabbage, cilantro, lime. There's a Baja fresh like down
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  the street. I know.
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  I'm sure there is. Oh, I'm sure they're.
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  Fucking the taquitos. The what?
• 19:31
  The chicken taquitos. Taquitos, taquitos, taquitos.
• 19:42
  Yeah, Hey fool. Hey, fool, hey fool.
• 19:47
  What's she doing for? Quora ES papi ES modelo time
• 19:53
  baby. I need to incorporate that.
• 19:59
  I could do it decently, and I feel like I need to incorporate
• 20:01
  that into my day-to-day. And if I'm able to do that, that
• 20:06
  could be like a power move, you know, A. 100%.
• 20:08
  Business meeting, you know these are the quarterly numbers like
• 20:14
  just like bust that. Out like.
• 20:16
  Like how promoted your management?
• 20:20
  We didn't know you were bilingual.
• 20:22
  Like, incredible. That is by far the best
• 20:25
  presentation I've ever seen. Hey, like, you know, like, I
• 20:30
  feel like I knocked it out of the park.
• 20:31
  Fool. So ethnic, that'd be epic, but I
• 20:39
  wish I could and I'm jealous of people who can naturally do that
• 20:43
  and make it a part of their day-to-day.
• 20:45
  And normally it's in reference to anything like moving
• 20:47
  something, going some there somewhere.
• 20:50
  It's just like it's, I don't know what it's.
• 20:52
  About with with when you integrate it into your life with
• 20:57
  that responsive like comes great responsibility because it has
• 21:00
  when you do it, it has to be like for a good reason.
• 21:04
  Otherwise it's like, what have we done so.
• 21:07
  You can't overuse it. Right after and then like, like
• 21:10
  it because it's so stupid and annoying outside of like a good
• 21:16
  use, you know what I'm saying? So it's like it has to be on
• 21:19
  point. You know, it's like it, it's
• 21:20
  like, it's like oysters. You know, they need to be on
• 21:24
  point. I'll get it down, I'll figure it
• 21:29
  out, but I do. It's like sea urchin, you know
• 21:34
  it could kill you. Or save your life.
• 21:38
  Or taste great served up in a Taco.
• 21:45
  Yeah. Hey, man, try this.
• 21:47
  Like sea urchin Taco, dude, It's really good actually.
• 21:53
  Cultivate these sea urchins, like in this deep sea tank at
• 21:57
  Woody Harrelson's dispensary. Did there's a lagoon?
• 22:03
  Hey, Picking. Picking AL's over here in
• 22:06
  California, they should still have women's rights, you know
• 22:10
  what I'm saying? Yeah, bro.
• 22:15
  Oh, where's the sound effects of that?
• 22:17
  Awe, Joseph in Texas. Awe.
• 22:20
  Oh, baby, it's like it's going down out here, dude.
• 22:23
  This is like I don't know even know what this is like a.
• 22:25
  Do you have that in the notes? Yeah, OK.
• 22:29
  We have a couple things. I mean, I have someone thing
• 22:31
  that's kind of a light heart and I'm not to make it about Texas,
• 22:34
  but I do live here and there's a bunch of crazy shit going on, so
• 22:37
  it's pretty great. So we have a lot to talk about.
• 22:39
  It's all my favorite people. Fantastic.
• 22:44
  Therapy me. Therapy 1 So this was this
• 22:50
  therapy question was different updated due to, you know,
• 22:57
  sometimes to send it out, somebody looks at it like, what
• 22:59
  the fuck kind of question is that?
• 23:01
  And I said, you know what, that's a bad question.
• 23:03
  You're right. I changed it.
• 23:05
  New therapy question. Therapy question.
• 23:07
  I saw, oh, I saw that first one. I was like damn bro, that's.
• 23:11
  The harshest shit. Shorty with the face said no.
• 23:14
  Yeah, not shocking. Therapy question number one.
• 23:20
  You're entering the hunger dams, but your mentor is a retired
• 23:27
  professional athlete. Who are you picking?
• 23:31
  My mentor is a retired professional athlete, and I'm
• 23:35
  entering The Hunger Games. One sleeper pick would be that
• 23:45
  one Asian guy from the Olympics, like the last Summer Olympics,
• 23:49
  the sharpshooter guy who is out there who was just, like, naked
• 23:52
  eyeing it. Yeah.
• 23:54
  And he was, he got silver, but he had like none of like the
• 23:58
  goofy eye equipment. He was just out there like maybe
• 24:01
  that dude, that'd be tight. Mike Tyson.
• 24:05
  Why wouldn't you want Mike Tyson to be he'd if he was your, he
• 24:08
  would get you so ready to hurt other people because you'd have
• 24:12
  to. It's The Hunger Games.
• 24:14
  He'd get you pumped up if he was in your ear and watching you on
• 24:18
  a camera and coaching you through.
• 24:20
  It's got to be. Ferocious gotta get their heart
• 24:23
  in Abdul Jabbar bro. No Kareem Abdul Jabbar would try
• 24:28
  to. He trained with Bruce Lee.
• 24:31
  Yeah, but now he's all chilled out.
• 24:33
  So he would all he's got all the fucking shit, dude, no.
• 24:35
  He would just be like, walk away, don't fight.
• 24:37
  It's not. He wet it, no.
• 24:39
  I'd rather have Bruce. Lee ready to go?
• 24:41
  I'd rather it be Bruce. Lee, he's not alive.
• 24:46
  Well, it could be any retired. He's retired full dumb been.
• 24:49
  Retired. Is he an athlete?
• 24:51
  Yeah, I'd say he was. He's a martial.
• 24:53
  Artist. Martial artist.
• 24:53
  You don't think martial art I. Don't know.
• 24:55
  It's fucking careful. No, no, no, no, no.
• 24:58
  I don't know where they are on the.
• 24:59
  List I'll fuck with. I'll fuck with the Swifties, but
• 25:01
  not the other than the Bros. I'll fuck with the Swifties
• 25:07
  before I'll fuck with the amendment.
• 25:08
  You could choose Jesse, Jesse Ventura.
• 25:11
  Jesse Ventura could because he was a professional wrestler.
• 25:16
  Andy was a frog man. What are we even saying?
• 25:20
  That's who it is, obviously. And then you navigate the
• 25:22
  politics of District One with his political savvy in his
• 25:28
  leather jacket. What would Jesse say, dude?
• 25:31
  What are you going to The Hunger Games bro?
• 25:35
  Come on out to the Baja PETA. Like that'd be epic.
• 25:40
  Great. I want that Jesse Ventura in The
• 25:44
  Hunger Games in some ridiculous outfit, like a flowing dress.
• 25:50
  Hey man, Lenny Kravitz side by side and like kilted skirts or
• 25:54
  some shit. That'd be hilarious and Jesse
• 25:56
  probably do it. He wouldn't give a fuck.
• 26:01
  Of course. What do you mean?
• 26:03
  Yeah, he'd feel obligated. This is the traditional garb of
• 26:09
  District 1. Like that he would be.
• 26:12
  Where is District 1? You need to respect the custom.
• 26:15
  And he always like, he's, he's got like that weird Bill Cosby
• 26:19
  thing, not that weird Bill Cosby thing, but he kind of like moves
• 26:23
  his head when he gets into it and is like, like shoots.
• 26:27
  The You just compare Jesse Ventura to Bill Cosby.
• 26:30
  In their head movements, yes. And maybe you could say Bill
• 26:33
  Clinton too. Dude, what is that day doing?
• 26:36
  Like look into the old. What are you talking?
• 26:38
  About no, no, no, no, I'm not talking about the shaking part.
• 26:41
  Like, like that's old. No, him, like him like going
• 26:45
  back through like laughing like at like, like he's like, oh,
• 26:48
  fuck, he's like, he's like, look at this.
• 26:50
  He's like what the wow, relax. Like, yeah.
• 26:54
  He's like, oh shit, Summer 97. That was Wildman Hillary.
• 27:00
  Hillary was out of town, but like, yeah, that was pretty
• 27:04
  cringe worthy. Or it was just like, they're
• 27:06
  covering for each other, but nobody's sitting here being
• 27:09
  like, Bill Clinton's not a sleazy ass dude.
• 27:11
  No one's ever said. That I saw something that said
• 27:17
  it's like when 2 Yale lawyers like realize that by them like
• 27:21
  holding out for the investigation that they had to
• 27:23
  like subpoena them or something and then or like they had to
• 27:28
  like and then that by doing that it made like all the files then
• 27:32
  like go public because of the investigate, you know because of
• 27:35
  that specific investigation. So then that was like them like
• 27:40
  they're always going to testify. They just wanted to do this like
• 27:42
  a little work around it and like like here we go now all the
• 27:45
  files are available again. I don't know.
• 27:48
  It doesn't seem like they are they're.
• 27:51
  Not. Therapy question?
• 27:58
  Oh sorry, therapy question #2 and this will explain the cover
• 28:05
  art I guess. You have to name your baby after
• 28:10
  the animated character animated character of your choice, but in
• 28:14
  order to use that name you have to defeat an 8 foot version of
• 28:19
  that character to the death. Who are you choosing?
• 28:25
  I chose Kalu and Joseph got mad at me because he wanted to pick
• 28:35
  Kalu. As if like we were both thinking
• 28:38
  of the same fucking thing. I I told somebody else about
• 28:40
  this and they said they had to Google it and they had a child.
• 28:45
  Would you say, Oh yeah, Caillou, that would be epic.
• 28:51
  Yeah, 'cause you're saying it wrong, Caillou.
• 28:54
  That's what I mean. Caillou.
• 28:55
  Whatever, Yeah, he's a bitch though.
• 28:58
  I used to live on Caillou, have you?
• 28:59
  Named your and if you named your kid.
• 29:02
  If you named your kid Caillou, I'd whip his ass.
• 29:05
  No, bro, No, no, no, no, no. I whoop it.
• 29:08
  I whoop Caillou's ass like cardio.
• 29:11
  But did you know? And then I legally changed it?
• 29:17
  Absolutely not. Not Caillou.
• 29:19
  I changed it to cow. I earned it.
• 29:25
  See I'm thinking like an animated character or like it
• 29:29
  could because I want to do something cool.
• 29:31
  If I'm going to do that I do like Duke Nukem.
• 29:34
  Fight like a 8 foot Duke Nukem. I don't want to fight something
• 29:37
  tough, not some old bitch ass Caillou to.
• 29:39
  Death. Banjo Kazooie fight a bear.
• 29:46
  Talk about a game that always intrigued me because I never had
• 29:48
  it. That's a cool game, underrated
• 29:51
  Banjo Kazooie. Anytime I anytime I could like
• 29:53
  play it, I try to get on, on the on the sticks.
• 29:56
  Banjo Kazooie. It intrigued me.
• 30:00
  Oh. OK, that's good.
• 30:02
  I mean if you like Crash Bandicoot or something like.
• 30:05
  That that one too. Yeah, some some see.
• 30:08
  Like I'd find a 8 foot crash bandicoot.
• 30:10
  That would be wild. I might lose but if I want that
• 30:12
  name, let's go bro. Do you want that name for your
• 30:16
  child? Maybe.
• 30:21
  Think about these deep questions, people.
• 30:23
  Therapy question #3 You're being hunted by 10 people for a 24
• 30:32
  hour period. Your only ally is a six foot
• 30:37
  version of a serial mascot. Serial as in like breakfast,
• 30:43
  lunch or dinner of your choice? Who are you choosing?
• 30:49
  See, there's like the easy ones, like Tony the Tiger, the because
• 30:56
  it'd be like a big ass tiger I think too.
• 30:58
  And Toucan Sam would do some some damage and he could fly you
• 31:03
  the fuck out of there. You could dip out on Toucan Sam.
• 31:06
  He'd take you off the honeycomb animal man would be like
• 31:11
  uncontrollable. That thing would be rabbit.
• 31:15
  Fuck some shit up. The Me One honeycomb.
• 31:18
  Guy or smacks the bear because he's cool.
• 31:21
  He wears like a bomber jacket. Like I kind of, I'm into that
• 31:24
  like a, you know, like a letterman's jacket type thing.
• 31:27
  Like, that'd be kind of cool. And he'd be a bear, you know?
• 31:31
  What about Count Chocula? Maybe we have to be fighting at
• 31:37
  night. We have to be fighting at night.
• 31:39
  And is he blade, is he Blade, or is he not blade?
• 31:42
  He's not Blade. Are you blade?
• 31:46
  Trying to be. See what I'm saying?
• 31:47
  So yeah, Blake. Count Chocula.
• 31:49
  Come bite me. Let's go.
• 31:53
  That could be like the next your next like rap like count count,
• 31:58
  come bite me. Day Walker ignite me be like.
• 32:11
  Wesley Snipes ain't got shit on me.
• 32:14
  Black and Wesley Snipes can't see my ass at night unless a
• 32:18
  smile what? I was like whoa, whoa who added
• 32:25
  that? No, yeah, Count Chocolate would
• 32:29
  be lame. Sorry bro, that'd be lame
• 32:32
  because then you'd have to fight at night.
• 32:33
  He is a vampire like the. What about?
• 32:35
  What about? What about pebbles?
• 32:39
  Like the The Flintstones. I mean, I guess there's two of
• 32:43
  them. So you'd have like a Neanderthal
• 32:45
  mob. At your disposal, they're pretty
• 32:48
  hard too. Oh, Coco pebbles.
• 32:50
  I have foodie pebbles. Well, yeah, I I met, I met.
• 32:54
  Well, like, isn't Bam Bam on one?
• 32:55
  Oh, I don't know, is Bam Bam? I know it's I know it's Fred and
• 33:00
  Barney. Yeah, they're, I mean, it's the
• 33:03
  old Flintstones are really. I have Fruity Pebbles.
• 33:05
  You're right, You're right. Yeah.
• 33:07
  Earthworm. Earthworm.
• 33:08
  Gym. Earthworm Jim would be cool too.
• 33:11
  What? Yes, cereal.
• 33:16
  No, he's not cereal. That's.
• 33:17
  What we're talking about. I don't know, I'm just talking
• 33:19
  about not cereal. Cereal.
• 33:22
  Earthworm Jim would be cool, and he's been on a cereal box.
• 33:26
  What about the Cookie Crisp guy? Nah, he'd be lame.
• 33:30
  He wouldn't get much shit done. What about?
• 33:34
  Homie just eating cookies all day.
• 33:36
  Anybody on the weeds boxes? Yeah, I mean, I guess, but I
• 33:40
  mean, that's the only person that has my bag.
• 33:42
  Bruce Jenner. This is going to run away.
• 33:48
  And I'm talking about Bruce Jenner, I'm not talking about
• 33:50
  Caitlyn Jenner, so don't even, don't even at me.
• 33:52
  Don't even at me. No seriously, add us.
• 33:58
  Add us. OK, Final therapy question,
• 34:06
  y'all. If you had to choose a Disney
• 34:09
  character to play on the CBS show Survivor in your place, so
• 34:15
  if they win, you win $1 million, what Disney character would you
• 34:21
  pick? And you can't pick a character
• 34:24
  that is not a human. And if they have magical powers,
• 34:28
  they don't have magical powers or the show.
• 34:32
  See, and you said that, so I take Jafar.
• 34:34
  Original Jafar doesn't have magical powers, he's a
• 34:38
  hypnotist. And slightly, yeah, yeah.
• 34:43
  He doesn't have a bird that. Talks and he does like see the
• 34:46
  future through time and shit so he's.
• 34:47
  And this is this is when I bring up that this is what I bring up
• 34:50
  that I played Jafar in his sixth grade play 5th grade play 6th.
• 34:55
  Grade. I mean, Gaston is a great pick
• 35:01
  from Beauty and the Beast, who I to this day say he's not the bad
• 35:05
  guy. He's.
• 35:07
  The Beast. The No, he's not the Beast.
• 35:09
  The Beast is the bad guy, but Gaston is the bad guy.
• 35:13
  But he's not really the bad guy at all.
• 35:16
  He's not he's not. He's just a.
• 35:18
  Douchebag, but he'd be good. He's like Jesse.
• 35:24
  But he'd probably get voted off. He'd get voted off quick.
• 35:27
  Like people want to get rid of him because he'd be a target.
• 35:30
  Because he is, you know, all the homies be singing songs about
• 35:33
  him and shit. But he'd be.
• 35:36
  Gas Gaston would be a good pick. Trying to think who like would
• 35:44
  even be formidable. You know who you got.
• 35:54
  Didn't even think about this one at all.
• 35:56
  Have to be human in a Disney movie.
• 35:59
  I mean, I guess Aladdin, because Aladdin's pretty quick, pretty
• 36:03
  crafty. He.
• 36:05
  Could. Go days without eating because
• 36:07
  he's a street. Rat, you know what I'm saying?
• 36:10
  But he's just. He's a Slumdog Millionaire.
• 36:12
  He's a Slumdog Millionaire. People St.
• 36:14
  Rat because he gives the bread to the kids because Aladdin
• 36:17
  about the kids. He's a survivor.
• 36:19
  That's what I'll tell you. That's what he is.
• 36:21
  He's a survivor. So Aladdin wouldn't be a bad
• 36:24
  pick. Yeah, that'd be good.
• 36:27
  And he can lie his ass off. He'd be lying the whole time.
• 36:31
  I'm a Prince, which is weird. I always found that weird.
• 36:35
  It's like if you've got the Bunny and you have all this
• 36:37
  magical shit and you got a genie, like, why wouldn't you
• 36:39
  just tell the truth? Be like, I used to be poor as
• 36:41
  fuck and then I found this lamp and now I can have whatever I
• 36:45
  want. That sounds cool as shit.
• 36:47
  Why? Why would you lie about that?
• 36:50
  Because. Because he just, he was so used
• 36:52
  to lying. It was just in Brandon to him.
• 36:54
  He just lied. He lied to survive.
• 36:56
  And it was like, and so he just, he just grew up lying.
• 36:59
  He's just a pathological liar, dude.
• 37:00
  Like you want to get into the psychology of a ladder?
• 37:02
  Street rat, that's true. That's right, city boys up,
• 37:05
  though. Make Agrabah great again.
• 37:10
  Let me tell you something, babe. Oh.
• 37:13
  My God that says that spells MAGA make Agrabah great again.
• 37:20
  I didn't even think about the A in Agrabah because that's the
• 37:23
  city from. Aladdin.
• 37:25
  Aladdin. Is that a real city?
• 37:28
  No, I don't think so. It's just I'm talking about in
• 37:30
  reference to Aladdin being a street rat, lying and being a
• 37:34
  thief. I'll tell you, when I was
• 37:38
  watching Barack Obama get inaugurated and I was in Austin,
• 37:43
  just happened to be, and I was playing Aladdin while like Sean
• 37:48
  was out to like class simultaneously.
• 37:52
  And I beat like the whole game in less than an hour.
• 37:56
  And I was so fucking disappointed.
• 37:59
  NES or Sega Genesis? I believe that one might have
• 38:05
  been sick. I was.
• 38:06
  I was on the I grew up on the S on the Super Nintendo 1.
• 38:11
  Yeah, see, I had that one. The saga one was lit, but that
• 38:14
  one was really. Hard, yeah, but this one was
• 38:15
  like, I think this was Saga because the Saga 1, you get the
• 38:18
  sword. Super Nintendo No Sword.
• 38:21
  Yeah, you get the sword, you can throw apples and stuff.
• 38:23
  It's pretty good you. Can throw apples in both.
• 38:25
  And then there's the Sultan's Dungeon on Sega was extremely
• 38:30
  hard, which is like the 4th. Level.
• 38:32
  It might have been Super Nintendo.
• 38:33
  Either way, fucking less than an hour bro.
• 38:36
  Yeah, the magic carpet level is hard as shit though.
• 38:39
  Until it's not. Yeah, it's so pretty difficult,
• 38:43
  but yeah, I think Aladdin, Aladdin might be the best pick.
• 38:47
  Yeah, consensus, consensus. Him I still.
• 38:51
  He's the Kobe Bryant of of of the.
• 38:55
  Yeah, he'd be a fan favorite. He's like a good looking dude.
• 38:58
  So like he'd have a lot of fan support, so people would want
• 39:01
  him to make it through. He'd have people pulling for
• 39:03
  him. Be a fan, right?
• 39:04
  And then we get the DEI pick. Yeah, he is ADEI pick, that's
• 39:09
  true. No matter which way you slice
• 39:12
  it, you say it's NBADI no matter what.
• 39:15
  Fucking Arabian Nights, baby. Get that golf money.
• 39:21
  Let's. Get that golf money.
• 39:30
  Do you need a break or are you good to keep going?
• 39:33
  I'm good. OK, wonderful.
• 39:37
  Never happens. First article, this is just kind
• 39:47
  of like bullet points on it. Figure we can touch on some of
• 39:50
  it. It's the live breaking updates
• 39:53
  about this war in Iran that we've, you know, started up
• 39:59
  pretty awesome. God Bless America, Iran, Iran,
• 40:08
  Iran top in the top ten countries who listen to this
• 40:11
  podcast and there's over 75 now. Fucking wild.
• 40:18
  But did you see that the Iraqi Kurds just like invaded?
• 40:23
  Yeah, I did see that the Kurds are jumping the whenever I
• 40:28
  opened up Twitter and I looked and the Kurds were trending like
• 40:32
  #1 I was like, what the. Fuck.
• 40:35
  I was on going through YouTube like all my TV and it was the
• 40:44
  Fox News thing and it said Iraqi like 1000 Iraqi Kurds invade
• 40:50
  Iran and I'm like, but I'm like, it's Fox News.
• 40:54
  I'm like, I'm not going to click on this.
• 40:55
  I was like, but that's insane. Like for them to just like come
• 40:58
  up with. So I clicked on it.
• 40:59
  It's fucking Will Kane. But that's how I found out about
• 41:02
  it. Yeah, I remember when Will Kane
• 41:04
  was on ESPN, he was a tool. But this is just kind of bullet
• 41:07
  point updates. The first one it's titled is, I
• 41:11
  mean, no, this is live breaking updates.
• 41:13
  So it's not necessarily an article.
• 41:15
  It's just. Perpetual.
• 41:16
  Well, let's timestamp it. We're recording at 9:20 PM
• 41:20
  Pacific, 11:20 PM Central Time on Wednesday.
• 41:27
  Yeah, so major, major developments.
• 41:31
  US Republicans rejected a bill to halt the war against Iran in
• 41:34
  an early show of support for the Trump campaign.
• 41:37
  The resolution, which failed 47 to 53, demanded congressional
• 41:41
  approval before further attacks. A twin bill in the House also
• 41:46
  faces an unlikely path against the GOP majority when lawmakers
• 41:51
  voted on it Thursday morning. Yeah, there's a lot of questions
• 41:56
  around the legality of us striking and if we had a reason
• 42:00
  to. I think this is something that's
• 42:03
  obnoxious. There's this whole saying like,
• 42:05
  well, if you're not for this, then you're pro the Ayatollah
• 42:10
  and pro this regime regime. That's awful.
• 42:14
  Like nobody would sit there and say that like this Iranian
• 42:18
  regime has been like. They just killed 30,000 fucking
• 42:22
  people two weeks ago. You know, nobody obviously, but
• 42:28
  the fucking throat clearing like oh, this is a terrible regime
• 42:31
  that we all have to say. It's like yeah no shit, that's
• 42:34
  not the fucking point. We don't just start wars by
• 42:37
  because Donald Trump doesn't want to release that.
• 42:39
  Steam fucking files bro. And you know, Congress has to be
• 42:43
  involved in this and like and regime change.
• 42:45
  It's like literally everything the fucking the dude ran against
• 42:49
  was like dumb wars in the middle end wars.
• 42:52
  Give me the Peace Prize and like, are you fucking kidding
• 42:55
  me? So like we can say that it's
• 42:57
  good that like the fuck I got. I have rhymes, literal rhymes,
• 43:02
  like you know, on fucking Spotify, Apple Music,
• 43:06
  iHeartRadio, wherever you get your you know, Mr. Goody 2
• 43:08
  shoes, but then you know, say like I'm dropping bombs on the
• 43:12
  fucking. I told that if you didn't know,
• 43:14
  well, I fucking told you like so it's like I don't like nobody's
• 43:18
  arguing that. It's just like the way that it's
• 43:20
  going about like it's like what? There was no reason for this.
• 43:24
  It's going to, it's just going to be a fucking mess for
• 43:27
  decades. Like people like we've already
• 43:30
  like lost people, you know, like American personnel.
• 43:33
  We didn't get any fucking allies except for Israel.
• 43:36
  And then we have like Marco and then changing the reason I think
• 43:39
  like of it, you know, it's like if this was like an imminent
• 43:42
  threat, if he had to act, that would be lawful because then he
• 43:46
  gets 60 days for Congress to to say like if this is a war
• 43:49
  ongoing, that's how that shit works.
• 43:51
  However, he just keeps changing the reason why the fuck we went
• 43:56
  to war and and when we did where you have like Marco Rubio out
• 43:59
  here saying we. Did it because.
• 44:03
  Israel was going to attack them and then and then if Israel
• 44:06
  attacked them, they were going to attack us.
• 44:08
  And so that we had to attack them, otherwise we would have
• 44:10
  gotten attacked. It's like, shut the fuck up.
• 44:13
  And then and then Donald Trump comes out the next day and he's
• 44:15
  like, no, I forced Israel's hand and I'm the one who fucking, you
• 44:19
  know, he's like, if anything, I just was like, I, you know what?
• 44:22
  I think they're going to attack us.
• 44:23
  I'll attack them. He's like, I'm the one who made
• 44:25
  Israel go with it. That's what he is.
• 44:27
  He like completely contradicts them.
• 44:29
  Then they were saying that we were doing for nuclear weapons
• 44:31
  the ones that he destroyed, obliterated, right?
• 44:35
  Like that. Then we're doing it for regime
• 44:37
  change and then we're doing it for this and we're doing it for
• 44:40
  that. And so it's just like, what the
• 44:41
  fuck? Yeah, I mean, and then there's a
• 44:46
  whole, are we doing this to delay midterm elections, or is
• 44:51
  Donald Trump going to use this to try to start a war to fuck
• 44:54
  with stuff? But at the end of the day, we've
• 44:55
  seen this before. Like I said before on this
• 44:58
  podcast, regime change is not something I would play on our
• 45:01
  greatest hits, the America play. America plays the classics.
• 45:07
  And I do enjoy the not revisionist history, but the
• 45:11
  glance over the fact that if we have a problem with this regime,
• 45:15
  if we have a problem with any of the things that have gone on in
• 45:18
  Iran, at the end of the day, we are just as much solely
• 45:22
  responsible for it as anybody else.
• 45:24
  And, you know, so we can bitch and moan and bitch about the
• 45:28
  revolution and the Ayatollah and, you know, the Muslims
• 45:32
  taking, Muslim extremists taking hold of it.
• 45:35
  But we created that situation in the 1st place and we've been
• 45:38
  constantly kind of egging it on. So there's a lot of people who
• 45:42
  have just a boner for going to war with Iran because they've
• 45:45
  wanted to do that for decades, to have a lot of people getting
• 45:48
  their rocks off on that. But at the end of the day, and
• 45:51
  if you bring up the fact that we created this, this situation and
• 45:55
  helped create these circumstances, then they get
• 45:58
  pissed off about it. But that's really the truth is
• 46:00
  like we overthrew an elected a Democratic.
• 46:04
  OK, yeah, that was so long ago. But that's fine.
• 46:08
  But this is the this is the long term lasting effects of US.
• 46:11
  Playing and and so us doing. And so, yeah, we are redoing it.
• 46:15
  Again, yeah, just this camera just switched off.
• 46:20
  But yeah, we're doing it again. But also listen.
• 46:25
  So like, while we're keeping score, George W Bush, the
• 46:30
  Republican invaded Afghanistan, invaded Iraq.
• 46:35
  Barack Obama, the Democrat got us out of Iraq.
• 46:39
  Joe Biden, for as bad as everybody says it was, and it's
• 46:43
  terrible that we lost people got us out of Afghanistan.
• 46:47
  And guess what? Donald Trump, the Republican got
• 46:50
  us but now into Iran, Iran. And I would rather, and I like
• 46:57
  losing anybody sucks, but like losing people ending a war
• 47:03
  sounds a lot better to me than losing people starting a war, a
• 47:07
  war of choice, you know? Yeah, I mean, I, I genuinely
• 47:13
  think that one of the reasons we're seeing this, why we're
• 47:16
  seeing it now, yes, you could say it's an obscene distraction.
• 47:19
  Yes, you could say it's a restriction from this whatever.
• 47:22
  Have you heard this recording? Have you heard this recording
• 47:24
  where he's like, he's like we're not releasing the FC file?
• 47:28
  I thought it was like AI, but then I saw another thing.
• 47:30
  It was like, you guys thought this was AI.
• 47:32
  It's not AI, But I mean, again, that could still be AI, but it's
• 47:35
  just like Donald Trump yelling about like, we're not releasing
• 47:37
  the FC files. Do whatever the fuck you want to
• 47:38
  do. He's like start a fucking war.
• 47:40
  I don't care. Fuck Marjorie Taylor Green.
• 47:43
  He's like, if I'm going down, I'll take you guys all down with
• 47:46
  me. Yeah.
• 47:48
  I mean, one of the reasons why I think that we're seeing this and
• 47:53
  while we're seeing it now, why Israel chose to do it, chose to
• 47:58
  do this now more than ever is strictly because the if the
• 48:04
  midterms go how they might look like they're going to go, which
• 48:06
  we'll get into it. Let's say they lose the House.
• 48:08
  Let's say they lose the cent. Let's say they lose.
• 48:10
  Let's say it's they have everything but the presidency,
• 48:14
  all the opportunities to do shit like this are going to get shut
• 48:17
  the fuck down. So if they don't do it now, when
• 48:19
  are? They going to do this shit at.
• 48:22
  All I know I get that, I get that, but I do think that
• 48:24
  whether he wants who are not if he's going to do this and
• 48:27
  appease to whoever it is that he's.
• 48:29
  So you're saying he's a puppet here?
• 48:33
  Yeah, I mean, there's a lot Alex Jones will.
• 48:36
  Tell you that he's a puppet. There's a.
• 48:37
  Lot. Of OK, well, I don't usually
• 48:39
  take my fucking shit from Alex Jones, dude, I don't care what
• 48:42
  he has to fucking say. No, but what I am saying is that
• 48:45
  there's people that are staunch loyal supporters who've made
• 48:47
  excuses for 1000 different other things that now are losing their
• 48:52
  shit over the decision to do this because this is going
• 48:55
  against that's what he ran on. It is going against the
• 48:58
  posturing he's had since before he got into office and
• 49:02
  criticisms he's had of other administrations.
• 49:05
  He's now doing exactly what he said people were going to do
• 49:09
  when Obama wanted to get re elected.
• 49:11
  He's he literally there's tons of tweets where he's like he's
• 49:14
  going to start a war with Iran to try to get re elected.
• 49:17
  Like those are verbatim tweets that he sent out in like 2014 or
• 49:22
  like 20, like in like 2011, 2012, like goofy shit like that.
• 49:27
  But now he's actively doing that, and I do.
• 49:29
  Accusation is a confession. I do think that some of it is,
• 49:34
  and I think a push from Israel does come from the fact that if
• 49:38
  they do lose the midterms, if they do lose that control, then
• 49:42
  him just doing this and reckless abandoned and it without having
• 49:47
  to answer for for it in some way.
• 49:48
  The opportunities for that are a lot slimmer because I think they
• 49:52
  see the writing on the wall. So it's like, hey, if we're
• 49:54
  going to do this, we need to do this shit now, even if it's not
• 49:58
  to fuck with elections. Do any of the other stuff.
• 50:00
  Let's say Epstein has nothing to do with it.
• 50:03
  Let's just say, I'm sure it does, but let's say it doesn't
• 50:06
  partially they're doing this because this is like the last
• 50:08
  gasps of this administration. And now he can say, oh, well, I
• 50:13
  didn't get Greenland because he was, he wanted to expand the US
• 50:16
  territory and be responsible for it and say that he made the
• 50:20
  United States bigger than it was before then, so he made it.
• 50:24
  That's all he's looking for is looking for goofy shit that he
• 50:27
  can say like, oh, I did that or oh, I'm the person that expanded
• 50:31
  Alaska by 5000 miles. Whatever bullshit he would try
• 50:34
  to pull out of a hat, that's what he's doing.
• 50:37
  So he so he can be like, oh, look at these things that this
• 50:40
  president did. Look at the land or the
• 50:42
  resources that he gave us or, you know, we stopped this and
• 50:45
  that's all this is, is he finally overthrew the Ayatollah.
• 50:49
  So now he gets to put himself in a history book as the dude who
• 50:52
  killed the Ayatollah. That's what it is.
• 50:54
  Right. And in a vacuum, not a bad
• 50:58
  thing. We don't have to say that.
• 51:00
  No, it's not. It's not a bad.
• 51:01
  Thing this is not, this is not, this is not killing Soleimani,
• 51:08
  right? And when we did that, fucking
• 51:15
  100 of our Marines got brain damage from bombs that Iran
• 51:21
  dropped on their fucking base. And then Trump's like nobody got
• 51:24
  hurt, 100 brain damage and like, and this is going to and like
• 51:30
  they're like, oh, we're going to take more casualties.
• 51:32
  What the fuck for? They can't tell us what for?
• 51:37
  Like, Can you imagine? Like it's like, what are we
• 51:38
  doing? Yeah.
• 51:40
  I mean, there's just, yeah, there's a withholding of
• 51:42
  information, not having all the facts, which is something.
• 51:45
  Like a clear fucking goal instead of just erratic
• 51:50
  bullshit. And we've seen what we do when
• 51:52
  we go try to inflict regime change without a goal, we don't
• 51:56
  get very far. We fuck shit up.
• 51:58
  Right. We're going to fucking shit up.
• 52:02
  We're going to fucking shit up. It's the It's the day after.
• 52:05
  It's not shocking that whenever we send people into countries or
• 52:09
  somebody's aligned with us and our best interests and then they
• 52:12
  take over that government, most of the time those people get
• 52:15
  overthrown within like 10 years of taking the whole of the
• 52:19
  country. Or they kick us the fuck out and
• 52:21
  we're like, we just want to do our own thing, leave us alone
• 52:23
  like in Iraq. But there's no one where it's
• 52:25
  like, oh, that's still. But even Iraq, Iraq is like
• 52:28
  shout out new listeners, perfect timing.
• 52:33
  But we with Iraq, like their shit is like infiltrated from
• 52:38
  Iran because Iraq is majority Shiite, so is Iran.
• 52:42
  And so it's like, and like their president is still like cleric
• 52:46
  and like, and like, so there's so like they're cleric like in
• 52:50
  the Shia real like sect of, of Islam, like in that area.
• 52:56
  Like it's like very common to like have like religious figures
• 53:01
  and politics mixed where like that's not like how it is.
• 53:04
  I hear like the precinct, like the ones running the politics.
• 53:07
  But like in like that like so that goes on in Iraq, even
• 53:12
  though it is a democracy now for the time being.
• 53:16
  Yeah and then AUS submarine sink an Iranian warship in
• 53:19
  international waters. It hit the Iranian backed
• 53:23
  Hezbollah militant grew up in Lebanon.
• 53:26
  Iran fired in Bahrain, Kuwait, Israel.
• 53:30
  They were firing at Dubai like everywhere bro.
• 53:33
  They were just shooting rockets everywhere.
• 53:35
  I think they shot it like they involved like something like 7
• 53:38
  to 9 other countries involved in this shit whenever with the shit
• 53:41
  they shot off. Yeah, there's been six Americans
• 53:46
  that have been killed by an Iranian drone strike or sorry,
• 53:50
  two of the six Americans have been identified and that's what
• 53:53
  we were with we've. Identified more of them.
• 53:55
  Since we were talking about, you know, like how they've changed
• 54:00
  like what their their fleets are, they've tried to change the
• 54:03
  way they go about doing stuff instead of having just big
• 54:06
  warships, they have 1500 small mosquito fleet boats like
• 54:10
  they've tried to do do all these different things.
• 54:13
  What's really crazy is after the Ayatollah was killed and the way
• 54:18
  people were shocked that it's like they had a contingency plan
• 54:22
  like they weren't going to. I think they were shocked at
• 54:24
  what the contingency plan was. Yeah.
• 54:27
  Well, it was like, So now what they've said is they're all
• 54:30
  operating as like in like separate cells.
• 54:33
  I know they said, well, I know well, that that's what happens
• 54:36
  when. OK, so when you kill the
• 54:38
  Ayatollah and and while they're having a meeting of the 88
• 54:42
  experts, right, to come up with like a plan for the
• 54:46
  negotiations, 88 experts that I told you kill them all.
• 54:50
  Then there's three people, the president and two clerics who
• 54:54
  now are in charge. And then you fucking kill them.
• 54:58
  Except, well, the president is just incapacitated, but I think
• 55:00
  he's still alive. God bless, bro.
• 55:05
  You know, I'll press B. And he was elected.
• 55:09
  Like, it's like he's not like, yeah.
• 55:11
  Yeah, yeah. So, but that's the different
• 55:14
  part, like I like I we're going after elected people.
• 55:16
  It seems kind of shady to me. Like, you know, like we scooped
• 55:20
  up meant like, you know, Maduro and brought him to justice.
• 55:26
  And he was like he stole an election and but like killing,
• 55:30
  killing Ayatollah, he's the fucking dictator.
• 55:33
  But killing the president was elected is a little bit, you
• 55:35
  know, that's that's when he gets dicey.
• 55:37
  But to be fair, yeah, I told did have a hit on Donald Trump.
• 55:42
  That is true. Like you'll hear that on Fox
• 55:44
  News. But that was that is a fact.
• 55:46
  No, for sure. But I mean, at the it's, it's
• 55:50
  just like, yeah, obviously. The IRGC did, I should say.
• 55:54
  Yeah, it is interesting to see what the contingency plan was,
• 55:57
  which was like try to get everybody involved as much as
• 55:59
  possible and attack a bunch of US bases all over the place.
• 56:03
  Since they can't hit us at home, they tried to hit us everywhere
• 56:07
  else they could. But not just that, it's like
• 56:09
  population centers in like Dubai and like shit and like, and then
• 56:13
  it just like backfired. They're like, fuck you, bro.
• 56:16
  Like what would you think, you know?
• 56:18
  But it was like, I don't know, I get like, it's like having a
• 56:21
  tantrum, but like, no, that what really what the, this is the
• 56:24
  strategy that I heard is that were, if like while we're going
• 56:29
  through chaos and, and violence, then the everybody else around
• 56:33
  us is going to suffer the chaos and violence and they're going
• 56:35
  to make this war so expensive. And then he, he would think that
• 56:39
  the blowback from those countries would be like, Hey,
• 56:41
  tell the United States to calm the fuck down.
• 56:43
  And, but right as of right now, it, it's like everybody's like,
• 56:47
  no, fuck you, dude. So, but we'll see how long that
• 56:51
  lasts. We'll see.
• 56:52
  But like, and then this is the race.
• 56:54
  The race is that Iran has certain amount of missiles and
• 57:01
  United States and, and drones and the United States has a
• 57:05
  certain amount of interceptors and, and also like Dubai and
• 57:08
  like the UAE, Qatar, and they have a certain amount of
• 57:11
  interceptors and like these Patriot missiles that like the
• 57:14
  air, like the air defense missiles that we have, it costs
• 57:18
  like $2,000,000 each, $3,000,000 each.
• 57:20
  But these drones cost like 40,000 dollars, $20,000.
• 57:24
  It's like between like 20 and 50 or something.
• 57:26
  So it's like we're trading off like millions of dollars for
• 57:28
  like $50,000 on the drones or they're like missiles which are
• 57:33
  like as much as, you know, whatever the fuck.
• 57:35
  But so, but so, so that's why we're trying to destroy their
• 57:41
  fucking launcher so they can't even get the fucking missiles
• 57:43
  off. Yeah, it.
• 57:45
  Makes sense. The whole thing's messy as shit
• 57:48
  though. Whole thing's super messy.
• 57:53
  Right. But these, these Gulf nations
• 57:56
  are running very fucking low on their fucking Patriot missiles
• 57:59
  and shit that we gave them, you know?
• 58:01
  So, and we're, we're what they have 9396 billion or million
• 58:06
  people that live there in the, in the, within the whole country
• 58:10
  of Iran. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 90
• 58:13
  million. Yeah, 90 plus and 90 plus and
• 58:15
  three, like 75% of them were born after the revolution, so
• 58:22
  after 79. Yeah.
• 58:25
  So it's young. It's not as young as Gaza, but
• 58:28
  it's young, yeah. Interesting.
• 58:33
  Well, I mean, stay tuned for. That shit dude.
• 58:37
  Jesus. Next article from KERA by Rob
• 58:43
  Stein. Colossal Biosciences breeds
• 58:46
  controversy while trying to revive mammoths.
• 58:49
  We've talked about stuff like this before.
• 58:51
  I just watched the most recent Jurassic Park trash.
• 58:54
  So bad dude, so bad. Where's my girl?
• 58:58
  Scarlett Johansson, Scarlett Joe, get off my screen.
• 59:02
  It's terrible, dude, it's so bad.
• 59:04
  I. Started it and stopped it.
• 59:06
  It's awful. When the elevator, so the
• 59:10
  article goes. When the elevator door part
• 59:12
  doors part on the second floor of A2 story brick and glass
• 59:16
  building in an office park on the outskirts of downtown
• 59:19
  Dallas, you monsters, it feels like a portal opening to a
• 59:23
  different world. The carnivorous lobby is quiet,
• 59:27
  or the cavernous lobby is quiet and dimly lit.
• 59:29
  High ceilings, exposed pipes and ducts painted black, glossy
• 59:33
  whitestone floor seem to glow. Oh my God.
• 59:36
  A big white animatronic dire wolf perches on a faux stone
• 59:41
  Cliff. Every few seconds, the wolf
• 59:44
  almost shifts its head, as if scanning the horizon.
• 59:49
  Welcome to our labs, says Ben Finally, Co founder, CEO of CEO
• 59:54
  of Colossal Biosciences Inc, the world's first de extinction and
• 59:59
  conservation company. Terrifying.
• 1:00:03
  Colossal has. Audacious as the audacious goal
• 1:00:06
  of resurrecting extinct species like the woolly mammoth,
• 1:00:10
  Tasmanian tiger? Hell yeah.
• 1:00:12
  And the dodo bird. I'm down with all three of
• 1:00:14
  those. And the dodo bird.
• 1:00:16
  Because the dodo bird is extinct, and that's something
• 1:00:18
  that's going extinct in our lifetime, like we were alive.
• 1:00:21
  Right, but like for a reason, dog.
• 1:00:24
  No, because it was just being killed I'm pretty sure.
• 1:00:26
  I don't think there was an actual reason.
• 1:00:28
  Yeah, it's because it sucks. It's a flightless fucking
• 1:00:31
  animal. That's not cool.
• 1:00:33
  Dude anyways the whole saying of you're a dodo bird that.
• 1:00:37
  I there's a lot of flightless animals.
• 1:00:39
  I just just say a flightless bird.
• 1:00:41
  Yeah, yeah, a Penguin. Right.
• 1:00:44
  The penguin's got scales, dog. You know what my mom said?
• 1:00:50
  My mom's only listened to the very first episode that we've
• 1:00:53
  ever done. OK, you know, she told me that
• 1:00:56
  she asked me if I if I'm still talking in my black voice.
• 1:01:01
  Yeah, she listened to 1 episode. I was like, what are you talking
• 1:01:06
  about? Do you have a black voice?
• 1:01:11
  Enthusiasts say the company could be creating invaluable
• 1:01:15
  tools not only to resurrect ancient species but also save
• 1:01:18
  creatures from the brink of extinction.
• 1:01:20
  Critics say the company's goals are far fetched fetched and its
• 1:01:24
  claims exaggerated. They question whether it would
• 1:01:26
  be ethical or safe to bring back extinct species, even if it were
• 1:01:31
  possible. Today, Colossal is opening a
• 1:01:33
  brand new 55, 5000 square foot lab.
• 1:01:37
  It's rare to look inside. It's it's a rare look inside of
• 1:01:41
  how 260 Genesis reproductive biologists and ecologists and
• 1:01:45
  other scientists are pushing the limits of technology such such
• 1:01:50
  as gene editing, cloning, artificial intelligence to turn
• 1:01:53
  the fantasy of Jurassic, Jurassic Park into a different
• 1:01:57
  kind of reality. It doesn't need to be anything
• 1:01:59
  close to reality. That.
• 1:02:01
  Jurassic Park's terrifying that though that is the dumbest
• 1:02:05
  universe timeline that exists is Jurassic Park.
• 1:02:11
  Why? At one point they say, hey,
• 1:02:14
  let's take the T Rex and let's bring it into the city.
• 1:02:18
  We'll show it off. And then it escapes and there's
• 1:02:20
  AT Rex running around like San Francisco or some shit.
• 1:02:23
  Like, what are we doing? What are we doing here?
• 1:02:24
  This is the dumbest shit of all time.
• 1:02:26
  And then they keep going back. They're like, they're stuck on
• 1:02:28
  this island. So that's like, Oh well, let's
• 1:02:30
  just go back to the island. Maybe it'll end up differently
• 1:02:34
  than the other six times we've been when everyone dies.
• 1:02:38
  Or let's open up another park there, wherever.
• 1:02:40
  Like what are we? I don't know if this photo still
• 1:02:43
  exists, but this is like pre AI. And what it was, it was like my
• 1:02:50
  family and I were on vacation in Newport Beach and we went to,
• 1:02:53
  like, some place and it was like this bougie moth.
• 1:02:57
  And they had a, like, studio kind of set up, like green
• 1:03:00
  screen, but it made it look like you were in the movie Jurassic
• 1:03:04
  Park. And so.
• 1:03:05
  Yeah. And so it was like me and my
• 1:03:08
  sister and my brother were dressed up and one of us had
• 1:03:10
  like a rolling pin and we're like, behind like the, the like
• 1:03:13
  the thing in like the dinosaurs overhead, you know, we're like
• 1:03:17
  hiding behind like a cabinet or something.
• 1:03:19
  It's pretty tight. I should recreate that.
• 1:03:22
  They recreate that in the new one for like the 10th time.
• 1:03:28
  This is, I mean, this is cool, but it is kind of spooky, I
• 1:03:33
  mean. No, I'm not like I should
• 1:03:36
  recreate that picture if it doesn't exist.
• 1:03:37
  No you should recreate that but I'm talking about them making
• 1:03:40
  like blast Raptors and shit. This is a bad idea but they've
• 1:03:43
  also been talking about cloning and recreating A woolly mammoth
• 1:03:48
  since like we were in school. Since we were in like middle
• 1:03:51
  school. I remember hearing this shit.
• 1:03:55
  OK, well hold on, hold on. Back the fuck up though.
• 1:03:58
  What happens whenever we get a disease from one of these
• 1:04:00
  motherfuckers and then RFKS like at the helm trying to stop this
• 1:04:04
  weird woolly mammoth disease? Well, that's what they're saying
• 1:04:08
  is like there's, there's certain like caves and stuff like that
• 1:04:13
  where like if you were to go in them and they're like untouched,
• 1:04:15
  there's like bacteria, parasites.
• 1:04:17
  So we have no concept of what they are, what they do to us.
• 1:04:19
  Now that exists. That's like some of that shit's
• 1:04:23
  probably frozen in Antarctica, frozen in the ice caps, right?
• 1:04:26
  It's coming forth anyways when they start melting.
• 1:04:28
  Yeah, exactly. So that that is one of the scary
• 1:04:32
  things. There's actually a really good
• 1:04:34
  movie with Val Kilmer in it. That's one of the last.
• 1:04:36
  Movies he did. But he plays the scientists.
• 1:04:40
  They go and they find like a parasitic thing in the
• 1:04:42
  permafrost. And so I'm like extinct ancient
• 1:04:45
  bear thing that they dig up and it starts fucking with people.
• 1:04:48
  It's like a brain parasite. It's not like a alien movie.
• 1:04:51
  It's like a parasitic bacteria movie.
• 1:04:54
  And it's really good. But that's totally plausible of
• 1:04:58
  of unlocking something that we have that we are not equipped to
• 1:05:01
  survive anymore. What do you think the percentage
• 1:05:04
  of your the way you go is going to be like a parasite or like a
• 1:05:10
  like a pandemic situation? Like your chances of dying
• 1:05:14
  because of a parasite? I don't know.
• 1:05:17
  Fairly low I think. I'd hope.
• 1:05:20
  You think you're gonna go out like heart attack type shit?
• 1:05:25
  Who knows, man? That's one of the sort of the
• 1:05:29
  weird things about life is you don't know.
• 1:05:31
  I know. But yeah, I wouldn't want it to
• 1:05:34
  be like a parasite. Maybe if it was like zombie
• 1:05:37
  apocalypse or some shit, that'd be kind of cool, but not like
• 1:05:40
  dying because of the zombies. Like you're escaping and then
• 1:05:43
  something like Final Destination style happens that.
• 1:05:46
  'D be tight I. Wouldn't I just don't want it
• 1:05:48
  because like I, you know, like I got caught slipping?
• 1:05:51
  Yeah, no, Well, I, I feel like you're going to get caught
• 1:05:54
  slipping if it is like a pandemic or some parasitic alien
• 1:05:57
  bug, Like that's how you get caught slipping.
• 1:05:59
  It's going to be some weird shit.
• 1:06:00
  I don't want to do no. I'm saying no.
• 1:06:02
  I'm saying that I don't want it to be that.
• 1:06:04
  Or it could be like some Dante's Peak shit, like there's a big
• 1:06:07
  like Mount Saint Helens explosion and like there's
• 1:06:10
  nothing I can do. No, I'm more of a volcano.
• 1:06:12
  Get that Dante's Peak shit out of here.
• 1:06:15
  Dante's Peak is a volcano. No I know, but Volcano and
• 1:06:18
  Dante's Peak came out at the exact same time.
• 1:06:21
  Well, OK, yeah, that's true. Oh yeah, I guess.
• 1:06:24
  Volcano with Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah.
• 1:06:26
  Talk about talk about disappeared.
• 1:06:29
  RB-11. Talk about disappeared Tommy Lee
• 1:06:31
  Jones his. Daughter just died I think.
• 1:06:37
  Damn, RIP. He was in everything too.
• 1:06:41
  And then he's, I know he's like big in Asia.
• 1:06:42
  And then he just kind of disappeared.
• 1:06:44
  Hey, we're on big in Asia. Do you are you pro this?
• 1:06:53
  Are you pro them trying to this would be crazy.
• 1:06:56
  Like look a bit of a Tusk was a what They said that when they
• 1:07:00
  walked into the lab, we passed what looks like a woolly mammoth
• 1:07:03
  encased in ice Because I know that they did find like
• 1:07:06
  basically a fully intact woolly mammoth froze in a nice cut that
• 1:07:12
  shit out. That'd be crazy.
• 1:07:16
  Like it, it depends who's in charge.
• 1:07:17
  Like if it's the Danish, OK, OK, the Norwegians, OK.
• 1:07:24
  But then, you know, I don't want to get sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 1:07:27
  Texans. No.
• 1:07:30
  Yeah, dude, yeah. No, no one wants any part of
• 1:07:33
  that. That's a bad idea.
• 1:07:34
  No. Oh my gosh, just from looking
• 1:07:42
  over the last part of this, it smells like DNA.
• 1:07:45
  Can you smell it? Shapiro asks.
• 1:07:48
  Smells like the smells like a dentist a little bit, right?
• 1:07:51
  That's actually the burning of organic material.
• 1:07:54
  So it means that there's some organic material left in it.
• 1:07:58
  Crazy. I don't I'm not super pro this,
• 1:08:02
  but wooly mice or the stepping stone, you know I'll show you
• 1:08:06
  our wooly mice. In a glass box there's four
• 1:08:09
  mouse pups that scurry about. In another, a bigger, fluffier
• 1:08:13
  adults sits quietly with a white litter named Chip.
• 1:08:17
  This mouth and his brother Dale are the 1st 2 woolly mouth mice
• 1:08:21
  produced by Colossal. Unlike typical mice, a short
• 1:08:25
  Gray coat sees mice have long dirty blonde hair, have a shaggy
• 1:08:29
  fur that help protect the mammoth.
• 1:08:32
  Now they're splicing this shit do.
• 1:08:35
  What I'm saying? But this is Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  But these are the people who brought back the Dire.
• 1:08:40
  Wolf so dire wolves remember Gray wolves that are larger,
• 1:08:45
  heavier and broader they're like big as fuck you know like Game
• 1:08:48
  of Thrones. Those are actually real, so they
• 1:08:50
  did bring back. Therapy question #5 would you
• 1:08:53
  rather be 10 years older right now?
• 1:08:56
  Meaning like you went like through your 40s?
• 1:08:58
  Like are you like you lived? Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  You were born 10 years younger or earlier?
• 1:09:04
  10 years later or stay the same? I'd stay the same.
• 1:09:09
  You think it's we're riding it perfectly.
• 1:09:11
  I think so. I think we've seen enough to
• 1:09:13
  understand we're at, we were where we were at.
• 1:09:16
  We got to. Still, for context, Joseph and I
• 1:09:18
  are 39 years old. Joseph.
• 1:09:20
  Oh, happy birthday Joseph 55. Happy birthday, Joseph.
• 1:09:24
  Thanks. No, I do think that there's a
• 1:09:31
  lot of perks and things that we had the old school come home and
• 1:09:35
  the lights go down and the light, our lights are on the
• 1:09:37
  light pole. We had a lot of more freedom, so
• 1:09:39
  we weren't as restricted as we would be if we were born 10
• 1:09:42
  years later. So I think our social skills,
• 1:09:45
  how we interact with people and our experiences would have been
• 1:09:48
  different and they would have probably been less carefree.
• 1:09:51
  So I do think being born 10 years later would be, it would
• 1:09:54
  have been more difficult, not as bad if it was 20 years later,
• 1:09:59
  but ten years later would still be a little, a little bit more
• 1:10:01
  difficult because you lose a lot of that stuff, you know, like.
• 1:10:05
  10 years. Like, like, like we were.
• 1:10:07
  We were, we were already like teenagers had gone through a
• 1:10:12
  huge chunk of our life like before September 11th happened.
• 1:10:16
  So I could tell you like I like whatever that was a huge turning
• 1:10:20
  point. And like I remember that turning
• 1:10:22
  and then how things changed moving forward after that as
• 1:10:25
  opposed to. Like, so I'm saying if you were
• 1:10:27
  born 10 years earlier than you would have gone through high
• 1:10:31
  school and college without 911. True, which would have been even
• 1:10:36
  crazier. Or any social media?
• 1:10:39
  Yeah, Yeah, that's true. But the fact that the like
• 1:10:45
  social media came at the exact same time that like we graduated
• 1:10:48
  high school, it. Grew up so.
• 1:10:50
  We were able, yeah, we were able to like navigate it better
• 1:10:53
  probably than most everybody. Yeah, we would be more cringy
• 1:10:57
  than we already are if we were born 10 years, 10 years earlier.
• 1:11:03
  Article #3 Representative Tony Gonzalez Tony Gonzalez
• 1:11:07
  acknowledges affair with late staffer but vows to stay in
• 1:11:11
  Texas runoff. Dude, this dude.
• 1:11:12
  'S a tool. This is from three hours ago.
• 1:11:17
  It is from CNN. Embattled GOP Representative
• 1:11:20
  Tony Gonzalez is acknowledging his affair with the former
• 1:11:23
  staffer, a violation of House rules, but says Wednesday he
• 1:11:26
  will stay in the race to hold on to his seat in Texas.
• 1:11:30
  I made a mistake and I had a lap in last lapse in judgement.
• 1:11:35
  There was a lack of it was there was a lack of faith.
• 1:11:38
  I actually listened to this quote and was like,
• 1:11:40
  motherfucker, and I take full responsibility for those
• 1:11:43
  actions, Gonzalez said in an interview released Wednesday
• 1:11:46
  evening with a conservative talk show host.
• 1:11:49
  Since then, I've reconciled with my wife Angel, and I've asked
• 1:11:53
  God to forgive me, which he has, and my faith is as strong as
• 1:11:57
  ever. The congressman was responding
• 1:11:59
  to a request, was responding to responding to a request from Joe
• 1:12:08
  Pags Paglario, who asked him if there was a relationship with
• 1:12:14
  this young lady who was working in your office.
• 1:12:17
  So this is really fucked up too, because this girl ended up this
• 1:12:20
  woman ended up committing suicide.
• 1:12:22
  She was having an affair on her husband.
• 1:12:23
  She has kids, She ended up taking her own life.
• 1:12:27
  A lot of the explain. It a little bit further than
• 1:12:30
  that bro, like well so. So this guy is like, yeah, he's
• 1:12:34
  a, he's a Tony Gonzalez is a representative in Texas.
• 1:12:38
  He started, I guess, initiating inappropriate conversations and
• 1:12:44
  text messages with this woman who was married and then
• 1:12:48
  overtime basically pressured her into some sort of physical
• 1:12:52
  affair relationship, which the the text messages read cringes.
• 1:12:56
  Shit. He's asking for crazy stuff in
• 1:13:00
  these text messages, including with her being like hey stop or
• 1:13:03
  hey this is getting out of hand and him persisting, persisting,
• 1:13:06
  persisting. Then she ended up committing
• 1:13:10
  suicide. All of this came to light.
• 1:13:14
  He's been under investigations for this or there hasn't been a
• 1:13:17
  formal investigation, but all these allegations have come to
• 1:13:20
  light. Screenshots of text messages.
• 1:13:23
  You've seen Lauren Bobert, Nancy Mace.
• 1:13:25
  There's a lot of people that are in politics that he or his
• 1:13:28
  constituents that despise him and are calling for him to
• 1:13:31
  resign. He's refused, but that's been
• 1:13:34
  going on for weeks and now they've officially launched an
• 1:13:37
  investigation after he like had his primary yesterday and he won
• 1:13:42
  his primary yesterday. So keep that in mind.
• 1:13:47
  Yep, still voted for him and it was a landslide.
• 1:13:51
  Disgusting. And that's where Texas is at
• 1:13:54
  right now. Honestly, I don't even know.
• 1:13:56
  So who? What's going on in the oh, it's
• 1:13:59
  the next the next article like. Yeah, with all the other stuff
• 1:14:03
  is the next. I didn't know the Woolly Mammy
• 1:14:06
  woolly mammoth ship was in Texas, so I apologize.
• 1:14:11
  He started out with the. Conference room would be
• 1:14:13
  addressing the allegations that he had an affair with the former
• 1:14:16
  staffer, who later died by suicide.
• 1:14:18
  The Health Ethics Committee announced earlier in the day
• 1:14:21
  that it is forming an investigative panel to him probe
• 1:14:25
  allegations of sexual misconduct and inappropriate favoritism
• 1:14:29
  against Gonzalez. The committee will determine
• 1:14:32
  whether he violated the code of conduct or any law, regulation
• 1:14:36
  or other applicable standard of conduct in regard to allegations
• 1:14:40
  may have been engaged in sexual misconduct towards an individual
• 1:14:44
  employed in his congressional office or discriminated unfairly
• 1:14:48
  by dispelling special favorages, favorages or dispensing special
• 1:14:53
  favors or privileges. Gonzales said Wednesday night he
• 1:14:56
  looks forward to the Health Ethics Committee investigation.
• 1:14:59
  I appreciate the opportunity to be able to provide all the facts
• 1:15:03
  and all the details that led to exactly what occurred in the
• 1:15:06
  entire situation. If you can look them up, if you
• 1:15:09
  read the text messages messages, they're pretty rough.
• 1:15:12
  This dude's full of shit. The San Antonio area Republican
• 1:15:16
  would say not say directly during Wednesday's interview
• 1:15:19
  whether the text of sexual nature that he allegedly said to
• 1:15:22
  the late staffer were real. If they are, they're gross.
• 1:15:27
  I'll let the investigation player out and share all the
• 1:15:30
  different details on it, he he said, adding that there is a
• 1:15:34
  whole lot more to the story that isn't out there.
• 1:15:36
  He repeatedly denied he had anything to do with her death.
• 1:15:40
  God, that's got to be rough, dude.
• 1:15:42
  I mean, answering those types of questions like trying to like,
• 1:15:50
  imagine, imagine cheating on your wife with the staffer.
• 1:15:53
  That staffer takes their own life and you're trying to
• 1:15:55
  convince your wife that it was a lapse in judgement and I'll drop
• 1:15:59
  in my faith and I didn't kill this woman.
• 1:16:02
  That's crazy. Like, this dude is a mess.
• 1:16:06
  The Texas politics is falling apart at the seams, and it's
• 1:16:09
  beautiful to watch. Beautiful.
• 1:16:12
  Yeah, oh, yes, absolutely beautiful.
• 1:16:14
  The Ethics Committee announced that its investigation as a
• 1:16:17
  Texas Republican has been embroiled in a difficult
• 1:16:20
  primary, a difficult primary that could end his tenure in
• 1:16:23
  Congress. A campaign made more content, a
• 1:16:25
  campaign more contentious, made more contentious by the
• 1:16:28
  allegations against him. Gonzales will not face a
• 1:16:31
  conservative activist, Brandon Herrera, in a runoff on May
• 1:16:35
  26th. The last day to withdraw from
• 1:16:37
  the runoff and therefore cancel it is March 18th.
• 1:16:41
  He insists he will stay in the race despite the scandal and
• 1:16:44
  even after Herrera took the largest share of the vote on
• 1:16:47
  Tuesday. This is my third runoff in four
• 1:16:50
  cycles. That's not necessarily good.
• 1:16:52
  We will win this runoff as well. Gonzales has repeatedly answered
• 1:16:56
  mounting calls for some of his GOP colleagues who stepped down
• 1:16:59
  with defiance. There is an opportunity for all
• 1:17:02
  the details and facts to come out.
• 1:17:04
  What you've seen is not all the facts, and there will be ample
• 1:17:07
  time for all of that to come out.
• 1:17:08
  Still, top House Republicans have closely tracked allegations
• 1:17:12
  against him in recent weeks. Complicating the matter for GOP
• 1:17:15
  leadership is that House Speaker Mike Johnson is dealing with one
• 1:17:19
  of the House's smallest margins in history, leaving very little
• 1:17:22
  wiggle room for the party. And that's true.
• 1:17:25
  That's all this is, is they're just trying to hold on to the
• 1:17:27
  spot, 'cause if he leaves and then somebody else fills that
• 1:17:31
  spot, they're fucked like that. And like, so they're holding on
• 1:17:35
  to everything as much as they can.
• 1:17:37
  At this point, I don't know what would have to come out for you,
• 1:17:40
  for them to ask you to resign. I'm not even sure what would
• 1:17:44
  have to come out. This dude was having an affair,
• 1:17:47
  caught in 4K. The woman he's having an affair
• 1:17:51
  with takes her own life. And this dude's still got his
• 1:17:53
  job. And they're like, we need all
• 1:17:54
  the facts to come out. I mean, I guess, I guess we do.
• 1:18:01
  I guess I expect. Nothing less from I expect,
• 1:18:04
  nothing less from like Texas Republicans.
• 1:18:07
  And they're just holding on. Yeah, they're just holding on to
• 1:18:09
  it. But what is funny is they have
• 1:18:11
  like, you know, Dan Crenshaw lost his re election bid.
• 1:18:18
  Because what they. Did do is they did redraw a
• 1:18:20
  bunch of their districts and but they've done so much to alienate
• 1:18:24
  the Latino vote. So they really banked on them to
• 1:18:26
  continue to get that Latino vote.
• 1:18:28
  And so some of it they drew some of their incumbents out that
• 1:18:32
  they wanted to get re elected. They they drew them out of their
• 1:18:35
  districts because of that Latino vote.
• 1:18:38
  And what part of when you gerrymander, you're making it
• 1:18:40
  tighter and tighter. It's like you're using you're
• 1:18:42
  you're going from a districts that win really, really big to
• 1:18:44
  win like by a little bit or like at least relatively less.
• 1:18:49
  And but in a wave election like we're seeing like you get wiped
• 1:18:55
  out, like that whole thing can fucking backfire.
• 1:18:57
  And all of a sudden Texas is just blew as fuck because you
• 1:18:59
  made the margins. Like when?
• 1:19:01
  Yeah. And if.
• 1:19:02
  Yeah. And if you lose the, if you lose
• 1:19:03
  the Latino vote and you drew the Latino vote in to to drown out
• 1:19:07
  the, it's just going to make it worse, you know.
• 1:19:11
  But yeah, he's been refusing to step down.
• 1:19:14
  Yeah. Earlier he said he'd let them
• 1:19:16
  play out and he would not endorse an embattled congressman
• 1:19:18
  in a primary run off. You know, I've always been
• 1:19:20
  consistent. We allow due process and
• 1:19:23
  investigations to play out. Johnson reiterated he's
• 1:19:26
  encouraged Gonzalez to address the allegations head on.
• 1:19:29
  I've, I've encouraged him to address it publicly.
• 1:19:32
  The voters have spoken. So I at the end of the day, this
• 1:19:36
  guy's a total sleaze bag. And he has, he should do the
• 1:19:42
  gracious thing, which isn't going to happen, which is step
• 1:19:44
  down. I don't know what's going to
• 1:19:46
  come out in these allegations that are going to necessarily
• 1:19:49
  make it not awful for him. I don't know what else could
• 1:19:54
  come out. Either way, you're still
• 1:19:56
  violating the rules. It's like, what are you going to
• 1:19:58
  say? She honeypotted you.
• 1:19:59
  She, she, she tempted me into this.
• 1:20:02
  You going to do some Samson and Delilah type shit?
• 1:20:05
  What are you? What are you going to say about
• 1:20:07
  your lapse in faith that's going to make it?
• 1:20:09
  Oh, make make everybody OK. With the fact that you were
• 1:20:14
  having an affair and that woman took her life.
• 1:20:16
  That's like, and the husband's done interviews.
• 1:20:18
  It's super gross from what he said about the information, even
• 1:20:22
  though it's not all out as it was definitely like he was
• 1:20:25
  seemed like he was really pressuring her into it.
• 1:20:28
  I I don't know if he makes it to the runoff.
• 1:20:30
  Honestly, if they start dropping some of this stuff and it's
• 1:20:33
  really bad. I don't know because like Nancy
• 1:20:36
  Mason, them are obviously like buffoons, but when it comes to
• 1:20:39
  some of this stuff, especially like they are very outspoken and
• 1:20:43
  Lauren Bobert just yelled out he should resign.
• 1:20:45
  Like Bobert wants him gone. Like he's got like a there is a
• 1:20:51
  when it. Comes to like women's.
• 1:20:53
  Like women, yeah. They ride hard.
• 1:20:55
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:56
  Yeah, they ride hard. And then there was a vote to
• 1:20:59
  release allegations and investigations into congressman
• 1:21:03
  for sexual misconduct. There was some that that got
• 1:21:06
  shot down today. And Nancy Mace was like, y'all
• 1:21:08
  are gross about being more transparent when that stuff does
• 1:21:13
  happen. And I do think there needs to be
• 1:21:15
  some sort of reform to that. I mean, Newt Gingrich was
• 1:21:18
  cheating on his wife, like all these dudes.
• 1:21:20
  And like, what is it? What do they say?
• 1:21:22
  Is that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski are fucking now?
• 1:21:25
  But Lewandowski's banged like everybody in Cap Hill at this
• 1:21:28
  point. I want like, I like make fun of
• 1:21:31
  him all the time, not all the time.
• 1:21:35
  Just like I when I'm talking about Corey Lewandowski, I'm
• 1:21:37
  making fun of him. I should say I'm not like
• 1:21:40
  talking about him very much at all.
• 1:21:42
  But but dude, he's hooked up with everybody.
• 1:21:46
  Remember Hope Hicks, Like I could just like name.
• 1:21:53
  I just keep naming, like, any chick, chick, sorry, any woman
• 1:21:57
  who came into the, like, circle of Donald Trump.
• 1:22:01
  What is the swag that this dude has?
• 1:22:02
  He's just like, yeah, I could show you the Oval Office, you
• 1:22:05
  know, like, it's like, but it's like some of them were in the
• 1:22:07
  Oval Office already. He's like, I'm racist, but we
• 1:22:10
  pretend like I'm not. It's like, oh, that's cool.
• 1:22:13
  Oh wow. He got kicked out OK like he
• 1:22:15
  stopped like this is a true. Story like he like fucked.
• 1:22:18
  Some like, like big donors, like wife and like, and it caused
• 1:22:23
  like a huge problem. And of course that was like
• 1:22:26
  another one, you know, and then he got so Trump like had to kick
• 1:22:29
  him out of like his because he he had like some like special
• 1:22:32
  advisor role and and then and then on the new campaign, he
• 1:22:37
  just came right back to fucking and just started.
• 1:22:39
  Christina, what's up? Yeah, I heard you got.
• 1:22:42
  I heard you got the Mar A Lago makeover.
• 1:22:44
  What's up? What's up?
• 1:22:45
  Yeah, He was like on the outskirts.
• 1:22:47
  He was pushed to the outside. Yeah.
• 1:22:48
  And then now Trump's like, I don't give a.
• 1:22:49
  Fuck yeah. But yeah.
• 1:22:52
  I mean, it's just super gross and it's.
• 1:22:54
  Wild, the excuses that are being made for this guy, all with the
• 1:22:58
  intent of maintaining power. And that's what I was saying
• 1:23:00
  earlier, is like there's a lot of clinging on by their
• 1:23:05
  fingernails onto some of this stuff.
• 1:23:07
  Their. Their majority, be it people in
• 1:23:10
  seats, stuff like this going on and the excuses that they make
• 1:23:14
  or the delaying installing so that they can hold on to what
• 1:23:18
  they have because I think they see it like slipping through
• 1:23:20
  their fingers like sand. But this is completely egregious
• 1:23:25
  to make excuses for. This guy's pretty wild.
• 1:23:28
  Pretty wild. Pretty pretty.
• 1:23:32
  Pretty wild last article. This is a lot, but this is from
• 1:23:38
  KERA. Trump teases GOP endorsement in
• 1:23:41
  Texas tennis rate Texas Senate race as Talarico advances for
• 1:23:45
  the Democrats. A lot of big votes in Texas last
• 1:23:49
  night. There's really 2.
• 1:23:50
  Big ones. Talarico versus Jasmine
• 1:23:53
  Crockett, Then you also had Paxton.
• 1:23:57
  Ken Paxton versus John Cornyn. 2 of my fucking favorite Texas
• 1:24:02
  politicians. 2 scumbags going at it who used to be buddies and
• 1:24:07
  now they hate each other. But it got a little messy last
• 1:24:10
  night so we'll get into it. The outlines of the race for the
• 1:24:13
  US Senate seat in Texas have come to into more Clearview.
• 1:24:16
  James Talarico, a Sumerian and a state lawmaker, defeated
• 1:24:22
  Representative Jasmine Crockett for the Democratic nomination,
• 1:24:26
  according to the race call. Tonight.
• 1:24:28
  The people of our state gave this country a little bit of
• 1:24:30
  hope. Talarico told supporters and is
• 1:24:33
  in Austin before the race was officially called.
• 1:24:36
  And a little hope is a dangerous thing.
• 1:24:38
  For now, however, Talarico will have to wait to see who his
• 1:24:41
  opponent is in November. That's because the Republican
• 1:24:44
  primary is headed to a run off, which was going to happen
• 1:24:48
  between Senator John Cornyn, the incumbent, and Texas Attorney
• 1:24:51
  General Ken Paxton, King of the scumbags.
• 1:24:55
  The most money ever spent on any Senate primary in the history.
• 1:24:59
  Of the country, yeah, he's John Cornyn spent almost 100 million.
• 1:25:03
  There's over 100. $1,000,000 spent and like 70 something
• 1:25:07
  million of that was spent by Cornyn, the incumbent looking
• 1:25:11
  for 1/5 fifth term. Yeah, neither was able to cross
• 1:25:15
  more than 50% threshold needed to win on.
• 1:25:18
  Tuesday, setting the stage for a runoff with more than 80% of the
• 1:25:21
  results. And Cornyn secured 42.1 of the
• 1:25:24
  vote. Paxton got 40.9, while
• 1:25:27
  Congressman Wesley Hunt got 13.2.
• 1:25:30
  And so that's what Wesley Hunt ran a very anti John Cornyn
• 1:25:34
  campaign. So what they're really pushing
• 1:25:36
  for is everybody who voted for Hunt to go jump on the Ken
• 1:25:41
  Paxton train. And that's how Ken Paxton will
• 1:25:43
  win. But it gets even crazier.
• 1:25:46
  So the Texas Senate races clearly one of the most watched
• 1:25:48
  contest on this year's election calendar as Democrats sent the
• 1:25:52
  sense the opportunity for their first statewide victory in Texas
• 1:25:55
  in more than three decades. Both GOP and Democratic
• 1:25:58
  primaries marked a potential litmus test for the direction
• 1:26:02
  Hunter Base want their parties to go in the term of elections.
• 1:26:06
  When you look like so Cornyn had 900,906 thousand votes, Paxton
• 1:26:13
  had 880,000, Talarico had 1.2 million votes, Jasmine Crockett
• 1:26:19
  had 1,068,000 votes, so and Wesley Hunt got 292,000 votes.
• 1:26:29
  It's a lot of people going out and.
• 1:26:30
  Voting in the primary. For the Democrats, I I.
• 1:26:33
  Heard it's like the most since 08 when it was.
• 1:26:36
  Obama versus Hillary in a primary.
• 1:26:40
  And it's like, think about how big that is compared.
• 1:26:42
  And this is just the Senate race, you know.
• 1:26:44
  Yeah, but they know that there's the opportunity on the GOP side
• 1:26:47
  much and. With a little bit of hope, it's
• 1:26:51
  dangerous. Well, and they've all.
• 1:26:52
  The corn impacts and Ann Hunt were all like oh I'm pro Trump.
• 1:26:55
  I'm pro Trump speaking for supporters.
• 1:26:59
  Qualify the word. Cornyn said President Trump's
• 1:27:01
  agenda now hangs in the balance. I refuse to allow a flawed,
• 1:27:05
  self-centered, shameless candidate like Ken Paxton risk
• 1:27:08
  everything we have worked so hard to build over these many
• 1:27:11
  years, he said. There is simply too much at
• 1:27:13
  stake in this midterm election for our state and for our
• 1:27:16
  country. Cornyn is seeking his fifth term
• 1:27:19
  in the Senate. If he would be elected this
• 1:27:21
  November, he would full serve out a full 6 years.
• 1:27:24
  It would become the longest serving senator in the state's
• 1:27:27
  history. Breaking the record set by
• 1:27:29
  Morris Shepard, Cornyn's biggest weakness is his is his strength.
• 1:27:34
  Yeah, his biggest weakness is his strength, which is his
• 1:27:36
  longevity. Joshua.
• 1:27:38
  Blank said he's a creature of the institution he comes from,
• 1:27:42
  the central casting of what a senators should look like.
• 1:27:45
  But ultimately, the party has gone through a numerous a number
• 1:27:49
  of revisions over the last year, or at least decade, and 1/2 in
• 1:27:53
  that some ways Cornyn's approach to politics may seem, yeah, all
• 1:27:59
  too old school over the course. He was just, he was just running
• 1:28:03
  to be the fucking leader of take over Mitch McConnell.
• 1:28:06
  'S job and be the leader of the Republicans in the Senate, the
• 1:28:09
  Senate Majority Leader as it was right now and now he's fighting
• 1:28:15
  for his fucking Senate seat. Yeah, over the course of the
• 1:28:18
  camp, Paxton. Yeah, over the course of the.
• 1:28:20
  Campaign, Paxton and Hunt argued that.
• 1:28:22
  They were more aligned with. MAGA movement in the current
• 1:28:24
  state of the Republican Party, which continued A rightward
• 1:28:28
  shift under Trump. Cornyn has held the seat since
• 1:28:31
  2002 and has voted in favor in favor of president consistently
• 1:28:35
  while in office. While Cornyn has held the
• 1:28:37
  advantages of both the incumbency and a sizable
• 1:28:40
  campaign war trust. Most polls over the 11 months
• 1:28:44
  show Paxton Paxton either ahead or just lead.
• 1:28:48
  Leading or ahead. Or tied.
• 1:28:50
  I'm sorry, leading or tied, that's making sense.
• 1:28:53
  Paxton, who at one point had the largest target of the incumbent
• 1:28:56
  proceedings and was acquitted, which is true target of
• 1:28:59
  impeachment proceedings, because he was told a crowd of his
• 1:29:03
  supporters in Texas that the contest is going to remain one
• 1:29:05
  of the most closely watched races in the country.
• 1:29:08
  He accuses Cornyn of collaborating too closely with
• 1:29:11
  Democrats while in office, including on gun control
• 1:29:14
  legislation. For too long, he sold us out to
• 1:29:17
  Democrats. Those days are coming to an end.
• 1:29:20
  Bill Miller, a political consultant who advised both
• 1:29:23
  Republicans and Democrats, said that pass packs in his best
• 1:29:26
  position to win the second round contest.
• 1:29:28
  The runoff will be a hardcore, will be the hardcore primary
• 1:29:32
  voters. That's his base.
• 1:29:34
  So he'll be extraordinarily difficult to defeat in a runoff.
• 1:29:38
  While Trump did not weigh in, in a Truth Social post, he said he
• 1:29:42
  will make an endorsement soon and that can sway the runoff.
• 1:29:45
  This is crazy. My endorsements within the
• 1:29:48
  Republican Party have been virtually insurmountable, and it
• 1:29:52
  is such an honor to realize that almost everyone I endorse wins
• 1:29:57
  and wins a lot, especially in Texas.
• 1:30:00
  I will make my endorsement soon and will be asking the candidate
• 1:30:03
  that I don't endorse to immediately drop out of the race
• 1:30:07
  in all caps if Corden loses the runoff.
• 1:30:13
  The lack of incumbent. The lack of an incumbent could
• 1:30:16
  create a unique opportunity for Democrats, who need to net four
• 1:30:20
  seats in order to regain a majority in the Senate.
• 1:30:23
  Which is true. Ken Paxton is such a criminal
• 1:30:25
  and so many people are so sick of his shit.
• 1:30:28
  You couldn't find a nice person to say something.
• 1:30:30
  You couldn't find anybody to say a nice thing about Ken Paxton
• 1:30:34
  besides Ken Paxton. Them crook, thief, paid
• 1:30:39
  settlements, sleeping dude. The commercials Cornyn has been
• 1:30:42
  running, there's one where it's like he he had a relationship in
• 1:30:46
  a non biblical way without of wedlock.
• 1:30:49
  He says that in one of his commercials, bro, and it's like
• 1:30:51
  true. He was asked about it and he's
• 1:30:53
  like what? It's all true.
• 1:30:54
  It's like I didn't make it up. This guy's like the way they're
• 1:30:57
  taking shots, dude. Well, it's easy.
• 1:31:00
  Cam Paxton, he's a terrible person.
• 1:31:02
  He's like impeached a fucking. Like you know what I'm saying?
• 1:31:06
  Like but listen to the party impeached by like the majority
• 1:31:09
  of of Republicans. He fucked with other stuff last.
• 1:31:15
  Night. So there was a a court, a judge
• 1:31:19
  decided that the polls, the polls close at 7:00, polls close
• 1:31:23
  at 7 in Texas. Somebody, a judge said they
• 1:31:25
  could stay open 2 hours later because they change something
• 1:31:28
  out here. It's bad.
• 1:31:30
  You want to see what this like voter suppression shit looks
• 1:31:33
  like come out to Texas baby. Because based off of last year's
• 1:31:36
  elections, when you voted, you were put into two lines, either
• 1:31:40
  a Democrat line or a Republican line.
• 1:31:42
  And if you were in the Republican line, you had about
• 1:31:46
  11 or 12 voting kiosks where you could go vote.
• 1:31:49
  If you were. On the Democrat side, you had
• 1:31:51
  five 55 voting kiosks. And to change it, they made it
• 1:31:57
  more difficult in that they made it to where you'd have to vote
• 1:32:00
  within the precinct that you're in.
• 1:32:02
  So like, you can't, yeah. So you can't go to like.
• 1:32:06
  South Lake Town. Square unless that.
• 1:32:07
  Is your precinct did you live? In that area.
• 1:32:10
  So they made it very difficult because it limits the places of
• 1:32:12
  polling, polling places you can go.
• 1:32:14
  They didn't really tell anybody that because it's never been
• 1:32:17
  that way. So they just kind of changed the
• 1:32:19
  rules. So people were having a hard
• 1:32:20
  time going to vote because they were showing up where they'd
• 1:32:23
  normally go. They'd get all of like, oh,
• 1:32:25
  you're in the wrong districts and they'd have to go somewhere
• 1:32:27
  else to go vote and just made the process longer and longer.
• 1:32:31
  And that's only in like some counties in Texas, but like in
• 1:32:34
  Austin. You could still do like a vote,
• 1:32:36
  Senator, I think. Yeah.
• 1:32:37
  So what ended up happening was they.
• 1:32:42
  They there was a judge that put in a temporary order that said
• 1:32:45
  they could the polls can be open till 9.
• 1:32:48
  Then Ken Paxton lobbied to the Texas Supreme Court to overrule
• 1:32:54
  and throw it out and they did. They threw it out yesterday.
• 1:32:57
  So then the polls closed at 7. He like on Election Day, Ken
• 1:33:02
  Paxton's like now shut this shit down at 7:00.
• 1:33:05
  Is he still the attorney general or whatever?
• 1:33:07
  Yep. So the so the.
• 1:33:10
  Attorney General who is on the docket is.
• 1:33:14
  Pushing for the Texas Supreme Court to end to cut the polls at
• 1:33:17
  7 and override another judge who said that they could be open
• 1:33:21
  later based off of the new voting rules have just gone into
• 1:33:24
  effect. Ken Paxton is a piece of shit
• 1:33:28
  and. I mean.
• 1:33:30
  Teller Rico and that that really affected Jasmine Crockett.
• 1:33:34
  She was really upset about it. She's the one who really lobbied
• 1:33:37
  for it. But she did lose by almost 200
• 1:33:40
  and 200,000 votes. It was like 175,000 votes or
• 1:33:43
  something that you lost by somewhere in that window.
• 1:33:46
  But she would not have been able to make up that gap.
• 1:33:49
  Whenever Teller Rico really hit the scene and was really
• 1:33:52
  pushing, I was like, oh, this guy's going to be dangerous for
• 1:33:55
  her. And it's because of his
• 1:33:58
  approach, his background. He's super, he's he's religious,
• 1:34:02
  but not like a religious fanatic in the sense that he's anti
• 1:34:06
  pushing religion in public schools.
• 1:34:08
  He thinks that's inappropriate. So he speaks to a certain
• 1:34:11
  demographic. He speaks to a conservative
• 1:34:14
  value leaning independent in a way that Jasmine Crockett
• 1:34:17
  doesn't. Jasmine Crockett's fantastic.
• 1:34:19
  I love that she's involved in politics and listening to her
• 1:34:22
  grill people. But some of the people out here
• 1:34:25
  are going to more lean towards Atella Rico than they are a
• 1:34:29
  Jasmine Crockett. He's more pallitable.
• 1:34:31
  Yeah, no, I mean, definitely there's people that she's going.
• 1:34:34
  To. Pinch a racist nerve in their
• 1:34:37
  body even if they don't ever exercise it or sexist or yeah,
• 1:34:41
  because she's a brace she's smart she's articulate, she's.
• 1:34:44
  Super abrasive. She's.
• 1:34:45
  Direct as fuck. And some people can't handle
• 1:34:48
  that from anybody, let alone like a smart, beautiful black
• 1:34:51
  woman. They can't handle that shit
• 1:34:53
  either. Ezra Tellarico is like someone
• 1:34:55
  that like, you know, you smoke a bowl with in college, but he
• 1:34:59
  used to like, you know, but you, you know, he, he went to Sky
• 1:35:02
  Ranch 2 years more than you did 'cause he liked it that much and
• 1:35:05
  was into the Jesus shit, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:35:07
  Like he's just, he comes off as like one of those types of guys
• 1:35:11
  or yes, he is much more palatable.
• 1:35:13
  And so I do think that him winning in Texas, in Texas, him
• 1:35:17
  winning it and if it ends. Up being Paxton.
• 1:35:20
  If it ends up being Cornyn, I think he could easily defeat
• 1:35:22
  Cornyn, but Cornyn's not his extreme.
• 1:35:25
  Paxton is so dirty that if Paxton is going on a debate
• 1:35:28
  stage against this guy, I think he's going to completely destroy
• 1:35:31
  him because they're Coppola opposite and he's so corrupt.
• 1:35:35
  I was talking to somebody today and they mentioned Beto and
• 1:35:39
  tried to compare him to Beto. And I was like, yeah, but Beto
• 1:35:41
  was all like, yeah, let's do this shit.
• 1:35:43
  Yeah. Everybody.
• 1:35:44
  You know, he was, he was over the top.
• 1:35:46
  He was like super aggressive and his liberal approach to things,
• 1:35:51
  which wasn't bad but it was too much for people as are.
• 1:35:54
  I do think Teller Rico is much more light.
• 1:35:57
  Beto walks so Teller Rico can can.
• 1:36:01
  Run. Yeah, Yeah, he is.
• 1:36:02
  He is a he's a better orator than Beto O'Rourke and.
• 1:36:05
  Beto O'Rourke wasn't a bad orator.
• 1:36:07
  But he did say. Some stupid.
• 1:36:08
  He set the table. He set the table for Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:11
  exactly. Yeah, yeah, he.
• 1:36:12
  He he reminds me of like. He's like a he like
• 1:36:16
  communicatively, he's like when you see him talk, you would.
• 1:36:19
  Barack Obama. Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  Yeah, that's what I said. You'd think he was.
• 1:36:23
  You'd think he. Was like a conservative.
• 1:36:25
  White guy, when his approach, how he talks, there's a I'm not
• 1:36:29
  into him, but there's a really good like Jubilee like 20 verses
• 1:36:32
  and he's on one of them. I highly implore you to go watch
• 1:36:35
  that. It's very he's a very good at
• 1:36:38
  having these discussions and in a way that's not condescending.
• 1:36:42
  And I do think people are burned out on the condescending tone,
• 1:36:46
  both sides. I don't think it helps.
• 1:36:47
  I think if we do it back, it makes it worse, you know?
• 1:36:53
  So we'll see. But yeah.
• 1:36:55
  Ken Paxton fucking with everything.
• 1:36:57
  Biggest scumbag? On the planet, the fact that
• 1:36:59
  we're having a run off and this guy got is even remotely close
• 1:37:04
  is laughable, dude. Well, it's just it's an
• 1:37:06
  indictment on fucking Cornyn, dude.
• 1:37:09
  Well, yeah, but. Cornyn's just as bad.
• 1:37:10
  They all. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:37:11
  That's my point. That's that's what.
• 1:37:13
  It is. It's like it's an indictment on
• 1:37:15
  the. Entire Republican Party, the you
• 1:37:18
  know, it'd be sick if you guys. I mean, it's not.
• 1:37:20
  Like you guys had a fucking. Senator before her, You know
• 1:37:25
  what's her name? Ann Richardson.
• 1:37:27
  Ann Richards. Yeah.
• 1:37:28
  Yeah, Ann Richards. Best governor in Texas history.
• 1:37:31
  Democrat governor. All right, well, what else do
• 1:37:37
  you got? That's what I ask you.
• 1:37:39
  You got anything else? Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:42
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• 1:37:43
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• 1:38:02
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• 1:38:06
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• 1:38:12
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• 1:38:12
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• 1:38:15
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• 1:38:17
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• 1:38:55
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