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FULL SHOW: School Camp Horror Stories... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast thanks to Challenge putting
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: the service back into service stations.
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  Speaker 2: A Megan, you did something yesterday very unusual in today's age,
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  Speaker 2: you know, twenty years ago, not unusual at all.
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  Speaker 3: I've never done this before, but I went turned to
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  Speaker 3: get my nails done. Done that before. But it wasn't
• 0:19
  Speaker 3: until I kind of tuned out they were playing on YouTube.
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: They were playing Golden Buzzer bis bits from Britain's Got Talent?
• 0:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, had I nearly cried at some of those moments.
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  Speaker 4: On the TV screen on the wall. Yeah, that's a
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  Speaker 4: great thing. So I was love the Golden Buzzer? Is
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  Speaker 4: it with Simon cow And they're like, oh, this one's
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  Speaker 4: going to go straight through to the final.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing was because it was just golden Buzzer moments.
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  Speaker 3: You knew that everyone was going to get them gone,
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  Speaker 3: but still got me every time.
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  Speaker 5: Oh they got the Golden Buzzer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So I was engrossed in that Golden What
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  Speaker 3: a great compilation on you shout out to all the
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  Speaker 3: people that you make those compilations.
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  Speaker 4: So that takes it's a lot of labor quiet there.
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  Speaker 4: It's like they could be doing something productive with their days.
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  Speaker 4: But they're doing that, so we appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, past the time while you're getting your nails done.
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  Speaker 3: So she was putting the color on and I'd ask
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  Speaker 3: for thirty seven, she'd put on thirty one. You can
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  Speaker 3: see the confusion. The one might look like a seven.
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  Speaker 3: And she asked me to look at it. Once she'd
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  Speaker 3: done them all. She was like, you're happy with the color,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, I noticed straightaway it wasn't what
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  Speaker 3: I wanted.
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  Speaker 4: Ye know, this is thirty one, lady. This is not
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  Speaker 4: the thirty seven. Are they all numbered? Are they all
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  Speaker 4: the different colors? It's just for an easy loa.
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  Speaker 3: So it was like a white, but it had like
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  Speaker 3: a purple shimmer to it.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I don't want to put what I
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  Speaker 4: asked for.
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  Speaker 3: I just sit with us for three weeks, so.
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  Speaker 4: We would order you and your fingers out of the
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  Speaker 4: studio if you came in with white purple shimmer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest, wouldn't notice it.
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  Speaker 3: No, No. I was sitting there and I was like, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: it's a big commitment to sit with us, and I
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  Speaker 3: paid for it. So I said to her, it's it's
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  Speaker 3: the wrong color.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you complained New Zealanders don't complain.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, real nice about it. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's the wrong one. I asked for thirty seven and
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  Speaker 3: she was like, oh, this is a very popular color.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like she's trying to do yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: I said not for me, and I had a massive panic.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, it's not for me, complained face to face, and.
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  Speaker 3: I was having such a panic about it. But I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I can't sit with this for three weeks
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  Speaker 3: if I don't.
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  Speaker 4: Like it doesn't sound like you did it in a
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  Speaker 4: bad way, no like of your voice to make you
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  Speaker 4: seem less threatening. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I always like anytime I do have to do it,
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  Speaker 2: it's awkward, but I always go, hey, you know, briefly,
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  Speaker 2: here we go.
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  Speaker 3: But I had nothing to do. She did a great job. Otherwise,
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  Speaker 3: It's just like it wasn't the cooler I wanted. So
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  Speaker 3: she ended up putting them.
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  Speaker 4: She's probably going, mate, I've done ten of these off
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  Speaker 4: the golden buzz, so you're distracted by a golden buzz.
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  Speaker 3: She's literally said to her. I was like, sorry, I
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  Speaker 3: was enthrilled with that guy. He killed it.
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  Speaker 4: I've been here for an hour painting your nail every one.
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  Speaker 2: Gets the Golden Buzzer backstory and then made me cry, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: good on you for complaining.
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  Speaker 4: It does get results too, it does, just because it
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  Speaker 4: was just like, just can you please just leave us alonely,
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  Speaker 4: let's get on with their day.
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  Speaker 2: Next, this is this is frightening a frightening story, John,
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  Speaker 2: This is is gonna be frightening, Megan, not as frightening
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 4: But I themed.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not AI themed. It's male themed.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's not frightening for me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, well not as much as it would be for us.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you about it next on. That's Meghan. You
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  Speaker 2: did something yesterday very unusual in today's age, you know,
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  Speaker 2: twenty years ago. Not unusual at all.
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  Speaker 3: I've never done this before, but I went tended to
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: get my nails done, done that before. But it wasn't
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: until I kind of tuned out they were playing on YouTube.
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: They were playing Golden Buzzer bis bits from Britain's Got Talent.
• 3:48
  Speaker 3: Had I nearly cried at some of those moments.
• 3:50
  Speaker 4: On the TV screen on the wall. Yeah, that's a
• 3:53
  Speaker 4: great thing. So I was the Golden buzz is it
• 3:56
  Speaker 4: with Simon cow and they're like, oh, this one's going
• 3:58
  Speaker 4: to go straight through to the final thing.
• 4:00
  Speaker 3: Was because it was just golden buzzer moments. You knew
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: that everyone was going to get them gold It's still
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: got me every time.
• 4:07
  Speaker 5: They got the golden buzzer.
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So I was engrossed in that golden bu
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: What a great compilation on you shout out to all
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: the people that she'd make those compilations.
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: So that takes It's a lot of labor required there.
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: It's that they could be doing something productive with the days,
• 4:23
  Speaker 4: but they're doing that, so we appreciate it.
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, past the time while you're getting your nails done.
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: So she was putting the color on and I'd ask
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: for thirty seven, She'd put on thirty one. You can
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: see the confusion. The one might look like a seven.
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: And she asked me to look at it. Once she'd
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: done them all, she was like, you're happy with the color,
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I noticed straightaway it wasn't what
• 4:44
  Speaker 3: I wanted.
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: You know, this is thirty one, lady. This is not
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: the thirty seven? Are they all number? Are they all
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: the different colors? It's just for an easy life.
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: So it was like a white, but it had like
• 4:52
  Speaker 3: a purple shimmer to it.
• 4:53
  Speaker 4: It was like, I don't want to put what I
• 4:55
  Speaker 4: asked for.
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: I have just set with us for three weeks.
• 4:57
  Speaker 4: So we would order you and your fingers to the
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: studio if you came in with yeah, to be honest,
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: wouldn't notice it. No.
• 5:05
  Speaker 3: I was sitting there and I was like, oh, it's
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: a big commitment just with this, and I paid for it.
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: So I said to her, it's it's the wrong color.
• 5:15
  Speaker 4: You complained, New Zealanders, don't complain.
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, real nice about it. I was like, oh,
• 5:20
  Speaker 3: I think that's the wrong one. I asked for thirty
• 5:22
  Speaker 3: seven and she was like, oh, this is a very
• 5:25
  Speaker 3: popular color and I was like yep, yeah, and I
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: said not for me, and I had a massive panic.
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, it's not for me.
• 5:34
  Speaker 4: Complained face to face.
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: No, And I was having such a panic about it.
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: But I was like, I can't sit with this for
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  Speaker 3: three weeks if I don't like it.
• 5:43
  Speaker 4: Doesn't sound like you did it in a bad way,
• 5:45
  Speaker 4: no like of your voice to make you seem less threatening. Yeah.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: I always like anytime I do have to do it,
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: it's awkward, but I always go hey, you.
• 5:53
  Speaker 3: Know, briefly here we go, but I had nothing to do.
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  Speaker 3: She did a great job. Otherwise, It's just like it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't the cool I wanted. So she ended up putting the.
• 6:06
  Speaker 4: She's probably going, mate, I've done ten of these off
• 6:11
  Speaker 4: the Golden so you're distracted by Golden Buzzer.
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: Where she's literally said to her, I was like, sorry,
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: I was enthrilled with that guy. He killed it.
• 6:18
  Speaker 4: I've been here for an hour painting your nail.
• 6:20
  Speaker 5: Everyone gets the Golden Buzzer backstory and made.
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  Speaker 4: Me cry on you for complaining. It does get results too,
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  Speaker 4: it does, just because it was just like, just can
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  Speaker 4: you please just leave us a lonely let's get on
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  Speaker 4: with their day.
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  Speaker 2: Next, this is this is frightening, a frightening story, John,
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  Speaker 2: This is It's gonna be frightening, Megan, not as frightening
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 4: But themed.
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  Speaker 5: No it's not AI themed. It's male themed.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, it's not frightening for me.
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  Speaker 5: Well, well not as much as it would be for us.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you about it.
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  Speaker 4: Next.
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  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast, very.
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  Speaker 5: Very unfortunate story for a man in the UK, cancer
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  Speaker 5: and his penis.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even know that was a thing. No, and editing.
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  Speaker 4: It was gonna get cut off. Yeah, what a pain
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  Speaker 4: in there.
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  Speaker 5: For a while he did what a lot of blokes
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  Speaker 5: do to ignore it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it got worse, and then he ended
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  Speaker 2: up going in and they're like, yep, we've got.
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  Speaker 4: To take that off. Oh no, it's not funny. It's
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  Speaker 4: not funny. She hear us laughing about my sectomies? Are
• 7:20
  Speaker 4: we in here, you know, gagging it up? Did I
• 7:24
  Speaker 4: say something? It was urmous? Do they leave it? Did
• 7:27
  Speaker 4: they leave the the dangly bits underneath?
• 7:31
  Speaker 5: I imagine they would, right, they wouldn't take the whole thing. No,
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  Speaker 5: just so the poor guy.
• 7:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're horrible, but yeah, very horrible. Do you
• 7:39
  Speaker 4: know there was this story but way back, I think
• 7:42
  Speaker 4: in the eighties nineties. It was Loraina and John Bobbitt
• 7:45
  Speaker 4: and they she they were a couple, and I think
• 7:48
  Speaker 4: she she shivered his one off and an argument like
• 7:51
  Speaker 4: a argument, yeah, oh we all threatened that. Yeah. Well
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  Speaker 4: she went through followed through Amen's sister. And I think
• 7:59
  Speaker 4: he always believed that he got another person's one attached
• 8:02
  Speaker 4: to him. So you could be like, you take your
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: pick from a plant, but no, he just got his
• 8:06
  Speaker 4: one reattacked. He yeah, just reading about you know, was bigger? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What yeah? Who is this one? It wasn't mine.
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  Speaker 5: Prak guy's a prack one, my prober one. It's a
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  Speaker 5: lot bigger than that.
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: You know, the spelling goes down, You're like no.
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  Speaker 4: But you know. He went on a big rampage of
• 8:31
  Speaker 4: publicity tour. Afterwards he would start in a movie called
• 8:37
  Speaker 4: John Wayne and Bobbitt uncut did actually great pun really yeah.
• 8:42
  Speaker 4: He got into a different line of work and frankin
• 8:45
  Speaker 4: Penis was another one of his. And then he ended
• 8:48
  Speaker 4: up becoming a limo driver in Las Vegas and it
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: was in a terrible car accident in New York And
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: I see you got his toes imputated. Really yeah, just
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: been reading about it. That as a hell of a life.
• 9:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a really wow.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: What a roller coast for ay next to mak a
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: roller coaster something that I'm looking like I'm doing after
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  Speaker 2: the show today to do with modeling.
• 9:13
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I found a wonderful modeling like tips of
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  Speaker 4: video from back in the day. Some great tips as
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  Speaker 4: you head into your first modeling show. What you should
• 9:23
  Speaker 4: look like here you should look when you're holding the product, great.
• 9:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, well we'll find out what I need to do next.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: The hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: I made a passing comment that my daughter said I
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: look like a catalog model and some hits advertising that
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: she saw around town for the show. And now all
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, Megan, John, I have decided that I
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: need to be a catalog model.
• 9:46
  Speaker 6: You know what? I mean.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: To hold that thought. Hold that thought, John, It's got music.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: There was something like we were just say the wrong thing.
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: I was just going to have like a recap for
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: what's going I'm just saying exactly.
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: I'm a model on the catwalk. Spent a long time
• 10:06
  Speaker 4: loading there in this morning.
• 10:08
  Speaker 5: I think it was no.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: I just maintained that, you know, we work in radio,
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: so any thought you bring to ear I think it
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: was a dream of yours. I think it was your
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: way of being like, guys, I need to be a
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: catalog model.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: It was co Keepy Company. They provide prams and strollers.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: And great baby sits.
• 10:27
  Speaker 7: Ye.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: So, and I'm going to be modeling for them after
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: the show today, so you can hopefully see the photos tomorrow.
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: Are you wearing that?
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: Well? I bought some other Coast Yeah. I don't know.
• 10:37
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that's.
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: What's wrong with that? Okay? And your your professional fish
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: and opinion.
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: It's maybe just a bit of cash for a catalog show.
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: He's got a blue hoodie on a blue ves you
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: can be my style, right. Well, we don't want to
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: see some sort of two bit amateur out into the
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: modeling game. Do we into the catalog modeling game? So
• 10:55
  Speaker 4: we've been up all night, Megan and myself tirelessly researching
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: and across a video from nineteen ninety two on VHS
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: which gives you some tips about modeling catalog products. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: so take take note, bean boys.
• 11:13
  Speaker 5: Have you ever thought about being in commercials or being
• 11:16
  Speaker 5: a model in ads and catalogs?
• 11:18
  Speaker 7: The manner in which you hold the bottle can portray
• 11:22
  Speaker 7: the perfume as glamorous or fun.
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: It's actually the models that are selling the genes.
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: The genes don't sell themselves.
• 11:30
  Speaker 7: It's imagery, an action. Pose could be walking with the
• 11:33
  Speaker 7: purse or looking inside.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: Many times when I have a call for children and
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: for two hours the child is crying, I will not
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: stand for the child at christ. Well, we have shared
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: so much information with you during this video.
• 11:47
  Speaker 8: You'll probably watch it several times over before you understand
• 11:51
  Speaker 8: it all completely.
• 11:53
  Speaker 4: Do you understand that pretty much? Understood it all?
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: Thanks for the child crying pot.
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: This is an agent.
• 11:59
  Speaker 5: I signed it.
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: I don't put up with Yeah, so do you want
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: to watch it several times over again? I feel like
• 12:07
  Speaker 4: some of these models I need to get watching that
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: several times over.
• 12:10
  Speaker 5: Look at the you can look great poses.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: Look at the you know it's the smart the way
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: you can hold the product, So it's the prem How
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: are you thinking of holding the PREMP?
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: I just want to push the PRAM. I can hold it.
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: If you want to hold it aloft, maybe you can, ye,
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: maybe you can hold it like a baby. High concept.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this could be new for a Yeah, you're.
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: Not holding a baby, You're holding the thing that holds
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: the baby.
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: There here we advertising exit. You sound like you're right,
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: won't children?
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: Next day? You get to the side. What song we
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: play in just a few moments once a week? Can
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: we get to pitch a song, a throwback Thursday song
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: that we want to hear. It's up to one person
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: and one hundred. The hats, we'll get to that in
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: a couple of months.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: On the hats, the hats that jonaan Ben Podcast.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Meghan, you do a great job of reading the news
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: the sport in the morning. You do, you do, you do,
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: did a great job. But I know at the moment
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: things are trickier, particularly around the sport at the moment
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: because Wimbledon, the tennis is going on, and some of
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: the names, you know, a little trickier when you first
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: look at them, You're like, oh, geez, how you pronounce this?
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: You don't want to get it wrong?
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just behind the curt and I when I read
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: the news, everything's like in just white writing, but then
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: I get a pronunciation guide and it's all like broken
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: down and big like read, you know, like phonetic spelling.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: It really trips me up.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: You do have some sort of exotic Eastern European names.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: They're very good at tennis.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: But tennis is on and a lot of seleprities going along.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Dave Grohwer and if you saw him from four Fight,
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: it's looking very dapper in a suit. Is here slicked back.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: It's very unusual to see Dave grold dress like yeah, yeah,
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: but it's looking very suppose's a level of decorum sent
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: to courd at Wimbledon exactly. David Beckham's been there and
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: David Edinburgh as well. You know, David Edinburgh a legend
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: of the game. This is narration is amazing on wildlife shows. No,
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: we're beginning to but I was just reading this morning.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: He used to work for BBC, or has worked for
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: BBC for many years. But in the nineteen sixties he
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: was working there. They used to broadcast the tennis and
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  Speaker 2: black and white and the tears balls used to be
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: black or white and you couldn't see it. You couldn't
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: see the tears balls on the TV on the TV.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: So he was a part of the people that when hey,
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: we need to make these different color, and they landed
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: on yellow.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: So David the tennis.
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: Ball yellow, Well, he was part.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he was the guy the headline
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: has tears balls yellow because of David Edinburgh.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: So there you go. So that's their headliner that I'm
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: reading this morning.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: I wonder if he rolls that but out when he
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: goes towards Yeah, you know that these are yellow.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: See the balls there.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: He's ninety eight years old and times more capable to
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: the run in the United States than Joe Biden.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: And Donald Trump David Edinburgh deesterday. What a call claim
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: to fame. I mean, he's got a lot of other
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: great claim to fameus.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: He I just saw when he walked into to court
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: the other day at the beginning of the week standing
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: ovation from the entire Stadium David Beacon was next to
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: him at the whole stadium. He was getting quite teary
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: as because it might be one of his last year.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: I start talking like that, you know it could be. Yeah,
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: every year they should have stand up, might be the last.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: He's still fighting for the planet even though we just
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: keep ignoring him.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: Remember is it was it glass to a couple of
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: years ago. They got him on stage and all the
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: ping it up bloody gyms. He's like, okay, so guys,
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: we're really ruining the planet. Please just make sure you
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: you know you do the best to keep the plane
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: was that you were going to save the planet. Next day,
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: all their tents and rubbish, everything, the beer boxes and heels,
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: containers just all litter all over the farm.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: I want to legend part of making tennis balls yellow.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: That's pretty cool.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: And ten minutes you need to stick around because we
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: tried to call the Brescos Lady yesterday and it did
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: not go great.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: Right, We're called.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Someone that was a big flex from John O.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: What you think it was?
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: What the accidental called? Yeah, oh no, that wasn't a flick,
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: that was mistake.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: We got called knobs as well. You'll find out what
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: happened about ten minutes of.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: The Hats the Hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I made of a comment a couple of days ago,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: a foolish comment now in hindsight, that my daughter said
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: they look like a catalog model and one of the
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: hits advertising posters around town, and that has made John
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: O and Meghan decide that I need to become an
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: actual catalog.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: It's our seventh duty, our sense of responsibility to turn
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: this into something. And yeah, we want to make you
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: a catalog model. And thankfully, Meghan, you have your marriage
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: to a model.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Andrew Peppers, he's done one show and boy do I
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: hear about it, but he did have some advice for you,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: Ben of your modeling debut.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: I think it's just about looking really confused, like I'm
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure what I was doing.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: That's me, that's me every day.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: I'll be fine.
• 16:50
  Speaker 8: I think you're good to go, although you know what
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: to look.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: You don't look too confused by the camera as well. Yeah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: so that's was the advice. He's model jewel so still
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: photos of jewelry. You just want to look a little
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: bit confused, but not too it looks too like cross eyed,
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: like why what's happening here? And then the wonderful Christian
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: phone through as well.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: From Edwards and Co, a New Zealand company, and he's
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: quite keen to have you model for their company.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: We've we've got a good looks and pushing a pram,
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: you know, bringing sixty back.
• 17:24
  Speaker 9: All the women are looking for six.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: And prams go hand in hand. So is this your business,
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: is it, Christian?
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a business. And we think that you look
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: great on the end of a PRAM.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: On the end of a PRAM. So you have been
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: signed up as a PRAM in the model a pre model.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Who would have thought dreams come true? No, that's great,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: it's it's cool. I'm honored to be to be doing
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: whatever I'm doing today.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know he called you a hot, dad, it's
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: important that I say he called your hot?
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: You do people modeling prams just look like exhausted. They
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: have been asleep for.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Three days.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Now, So yeah, you're nailing it. And so we also
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: thought you should get some advice from the industry, to
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: professional advice from the queen of the catalog, Temmy, who's
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: the Briscoes lady.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Now you'd organized this, you know, I've got Bresco's lady's number.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I and how you got her number, tracked it down.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: She's like, she's all good to take a call. This
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: was after the show.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I've been an open text year back and forth, and
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: She's like, absolutely call me. At this time. I was like,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: we'll be there, and so we called it. We called.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: I looked on my phone and I looked at Tammy
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: and I was like, Liz dial through to the Briscoes Lady.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Very confusing start, because the Tammy that wasn't the Tammy
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: that we hoped it was.
• 18:38
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: It was Tammy Davis, who's Munta Outrageous fortune, great actor.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: He's on the radio Georgia fem He's very funny guy.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Really through us, we thought it was Tammy, the Briscoes lady.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: He listen, Hello, good morning, is it Timmy?
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: Sure, Hi, Timmy, It's just John O being in Megan here, Oh,
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: are you serious, Timmy? I thought we were calling Timmy
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: the Briscoes lady. You really, I was, like she said,
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: she saunds a lot more husky than I mean, a
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: little short, little liked doing me.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: Change my voice quite bra on the fust. Wow, this
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: is very different for a roll that.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Hey, so Briscoe's lady welcome, How are you you? No
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: real good mate? You know, need a sale or.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Timmy, you've been bunny?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: You good?
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Make you John's like I've organized them. Guess the Briscoes
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: lady are like, well, John doesn't normally organized guests.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: So this shows you how well this goes.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Sorry, haven't spoken to you guys at ages me meek,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: how do you do it every day?
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know, mate, it's lovely, lovely here your voice.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I know it seems very disingenuous, but out I'm asking
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: you how you are when we've called you by exce then,
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: but we will catch up properly.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: So, rist assured after eight o'clock, tell me the Briscos lady.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Temmy Dave's actor. He's great to catch up with, but no,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: not great for modeling advice. So it probably hasn't done
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: too many catalogs and TV shows and movies.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I thought the Briscos lady had a cold.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah hello, I was really short of the phone.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Sounded like a weed deer trying to avoid the police.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: The hes the Jonan Ben podcast.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: For Square Today one hundred years old? How was that?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: That's incredible? Happy birthday? She's that well, that guy's an
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: inspiration to Biden and the Square guy with his stumbs up. Yeah,
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: one hundred years old, he's still cracking. So maybe there
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: is life left. And the old dog in.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: The White House sifly dying is here.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Definitely definitely runs through that. Chiky Charlie looks good though for.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: A hundred year heavy birthday, full squad.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe Joe Biden should just come out and just put
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: thumbs up, like with the big smiles.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: You never heard a word out of Chi's mouth. Political, cheeky,
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: A couple of thumbs up where you go?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Now, my daughter Andy, she's she's very particular in the ways,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: which I love about it. And she told me something
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: a while back and now I can't get it out
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: of my head now.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: She like a lot of people.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: When she eats her meals, she likes to eat it
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: in a particular way, like and she decides that she'll
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: eat the thing that she likes the least, going towards
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: the thing that she likes the most. So she saves
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: the things she likes and doesn't really like to mix.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: You will from kind. You know.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean she can't eat pastas or stuff that's
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: mixed together, but doesn't like to mix the two. But
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: now when I make her a meal, all I can
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: watch is like, oh, she doesn't like that.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: She's ranking.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's not doing it on purpose. But in
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: my head, all I'm doing is watching my cooking and going, oh, well,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: the potatoes they were, they were a mess.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: The potatoes that I spin hours.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: She's giving you a real time ranking without saying.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: About say anything. I just never say anything to her.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: But the broccoli, I'm like, oh, you're eating that? You know,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking of my head. But it's yeah,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: it's one of those things with the camera guy. The
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: same thing Chris. I think he did the same thing right,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: he always.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: And he wouldn't let the foods touch I couldn't. It
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: was very apartheid of them on the plates. Yeah, no,
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: no food would ever mix with the other and you
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: would go through systematically. He had an eating disorder, eating
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: things and disorder every time he had a meal. Really
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: interesting to watch your meat, though, was it? And like
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: you couldn't not talk about it every time you watched him.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: So if he had a roast meal, yeah, there'd be
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: sort of five different steps through to together. But then
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: there's some some I love a good old person who
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: does the fork upside down, just shoveling everything but the
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: potatoes but carrot's broccoli meat, and then they've ended up
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: with like this just medlely of everything on the plate,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: which is that's the polar opposite.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I like to make the per last mouthful, so you
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: leave like the perfect you know, like a little bit
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: of everything the nice but it sours like a perfect
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: mouthful to end on. So that's like the leave it
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: finale because like that's the last thing you'll taste. You
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: gotta make the perfect last you do.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always disappointing when you do have something that you're.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, I left the broccoli.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of put you off.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Do you look the fork? Have you've seen people let
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: fours but a gravy juice on the damn you love
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: their meal. Basically, you see the person look at knife
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: or something, you're like, wow, that's really yeah, I'm sorry knife,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: that's about Yeah. That's when you know you've you've nailed
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: a meal and he starts knife licking.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Next we're talking school camps. It's something that we walk,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: you know, experienced throughout our lives.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Megan's dead wind on her Yeah, which was great before
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: he went, and afterwards you're like, maybe you shouldn't have come.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: He stopped you, stopped you having some fun. What if
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: we can almost get up to we'll find out. Next
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: to seven twenty one, The Hats the.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Heads that John and Ben podcast.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Now, I was just messing you. So my friend returned
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: from school camp and five days of camping and this
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: and these these frosty conditions, no insulation in those dormond trees.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: But at the time of his life said everyone should
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: do it once. I've never been on a parental school camp.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Have you been a parent on a school camp?
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: In No, It was tricky that for this job, but
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I guess yeah. My wife does it lots because she's
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: a teacher.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: She loves it. It's awesome.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: It's such a cool thing. For the kids to do
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: and see them come out of their shells.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: I just wonder if they find it more admin or
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: if they find it more fun.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: She always signs up for those things, and I like
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: to walk up the pinnacles and go and say hat
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: she'll sign up for those And I was like, you
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: don't have to do it, but she loves it, which
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: is awesome.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Do they still do the classic I stion have asked him?
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Do they at the end of camp talent show where
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: inevitably some dare dresses up as a woman and a
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: wagon buddy brings the house down. Yeah. I don't know.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know about the parents doing it these days,
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: but yeah, but a.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Couple of pillows and there you got some movies guaranteed
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: last Yeah. Yeah, but you're dead went on your camp, Megan,
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: He did.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: And I was so excited about it because, like Dad
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: was a lot of it. He was working heaps when
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I was a kid, So the fact that he had
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: time to come on camp was awesome.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: It is an awesome thing when your parents do it right.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then he came along. It was so much
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: fun to call me Marie. But then he came along
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: and during this particular camp. I had like a big
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: crush on Josh in my class, and it turned out
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: that Josh kind of liked me too, so there was
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: like this little love truss going on, and I.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Was like Dad, like Danny Zuko and bloody what's the
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: name of Greece yet Summer Loven.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dad was there and I remember him pulling me
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: aside at one point and he was like, you stop
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: being so bloody stupid, because I was being all silly
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: and flirty. So yeah, not a lot happened.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: So he crushed your crush, crushed your dreams and crush.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: And then what sort of keep separated for the rest
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: of the camp.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I think I probably killed it, to be honest, because
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: at the end of Camp Talent Show they played a
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: prank on me where they hid things under a pot
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: and you have to lift the pot and say what's
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: under it as quick as possible. The last pot was
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Josh Josh's head, and I lifted the pot up such
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: a fright. I don't know she was under the table.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I lifted the pot, saw his head and I smashed
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: the pot down on his nose and split his nose open.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Oh geez, So I don't know if it was so
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: much dad, or maybe just that that killed the romance
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: in the end.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, broken nose will do that. Yeah, that will turn
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: you off. That is okay. The hits four four eight seven,
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: the Sam and Chuck open your school camp carnage stories.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: What happened on school camp? Maybe as a student, maybe
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: as a parent and just kid talking about those giant
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: vats of peaches and Spaghettian babies. Where do they get
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: those from? I've never seen them anywhere.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Gilmore's jobs like Gilmore's set a bulk food or a
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: costco these days.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and a forty gallon drum for a pot, and
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: boy boy, they can cook a lot of meals. And
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: those hits four four.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Eight seven your school camp memories. Would love to have
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: those shed with us this morning.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: That Ben podcast carnage in particular. If you know school
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: keeps a lot can go wrong. You're managing a lot
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: of little bodies, is you know, sometimes nearly one hundred
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: children there weather the weather factor, and a lot of
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: the parents in experienced campers as well. They just come
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: along to be good parents and help a hand and
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: wonder the whole time. Can we sneak beers in here
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: can we drink? What's the protocol? Can't have beers? Police
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: chicks checks?
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: Of course, I can think about it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: If anything goes wrong children this one to the ad.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Well, I probably still could, but legally get home from campus, Scott,
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: good morning to you. Well was the show? What happened?
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: What carnage at the school camp? Yeah? It was?
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: I got lost in spotlight?
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: You got lost in spot were you? Were you the
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: child or the headult?
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: I was the child?
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: How long were you lost?
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: For just just about half an hour?
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I felt like an eternity?
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Are you out in sort of the forest the dark woodlands?
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, risky game to play too, like this get out
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: there in the dark? Yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: They do the ones on the school camp my kids.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: So it's like the Boomer.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Trail whatever it is.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: And it's a big long rope through the middle of
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: the forest at dark at night and they have to
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: walk and people and you do it knowing that people
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: are going to jump out and ski you and you
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: don't have to do it, but all the kids do it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: They all get fright and I'm like, doing that in
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: the first night of camp is wild.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they still do it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Love it. Oh, Scottie. I'm glad you were found in
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: the missing the missing child case. There would have been
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: some panic on those drunk parents wandering around. What year
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: was this? You're at camp? Remember nineties? No? No, yeah,
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: that would have been responsible by then. Good on you,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Lindsey will get you on. Welcome to the show, School
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: camp Carnage. What happened?
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Good morning, Tim?
• 29:10
  Speaker 9: How are you?
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah? What happened to you?
• 29:14
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: I've got many a story, but I'll just lead with
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: this one. So Hamma Springs and we were all there,
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: We've done the big hike down for the swimm and soak,
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: and then we're all going to take the kids back
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: to the camp site. And you got a seven seeded car. Yep,
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: all kids are in. Yep, they're also.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: An hour later, the pool star bring this one child.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: We're all sitting having dinner and event no one had
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: noticed that we've missed the child, and he get bought back.
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: How many is that the whole day?
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: No, he was there for an hour. He was having
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: fun by himself, but yeah, no one knew.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: So, yeah, I love you, I love you? Is that
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: right here?
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: Yep?
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Sucks being that child. You're like literally, no one missed me.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I really appreciate it. I will I will add to that.
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: And he's an only child, and I lost him a
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: couple of times. He was used to just walking off
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  Speaker 6: by himself, and so as you're walking with a group,
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  Speaker 6: he got, oh, look there's a megpie or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, got here you go. Lost the same child multiple times, lindsay,
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  Speaker 4: that's a school camp records. Hey, we'll keep these coming through, eh,
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I went, and the has four for eighty seven what
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: happened on school cam. We've got one about a deputy
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  Speaker 4: principal falling out of a bunk bed. We'll have to
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: get them on all right, keep coming through.
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  Speaker 1: And the hat the hats that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: See it a couple of days ago, now foolishly that
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: my daughter thought I looked like a catalog model in
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: one of our hits advertising posters around the country.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: And we thought, Jesus is a low hanging fruit for
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: a desperate radio show trying to fill your times. So
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Megan and myself in on a mission to get you
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: in a catalog and it's amazing how quickly it happened,
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  Speaker 4: almost within twenty four to forty eight hours.
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  Speaker 3: I must think that you're worthy.
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  Speaker 5: Beget a catalog.
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  Speaker 4: I know that someone that you know, Edwards and Co.
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  Speaker 3: It's a New Zealand company. Yeah, they do prams, baby goods, cots,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: all sorts. They thought that you would be a good model.
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  Speaker 3: They want to get you to do the catalog.
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  Speaker 5: So after the show today, I'm off to take some photos.
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  Speaker 3: In the park with a pram.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Looking and there's a lot of responsibility. You're there
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  Speaker 4: to shift units. You need to sell prams for these
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: fine people. So we thought, if you are the Tibetan
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Buddhist monk, who is your Delli lama in this journey
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: of yours? Well, my friend, it's the Briscoes Lady and Tammy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: The Briscoes lady joins us. Now, good morning, I'm good,
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  Speaker 4: thank you.
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  Speaker 8: How are you.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, we're doing well. Slightly embarrassed. I just called I
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: don't know if you know the actor Tammy Davis before.
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  Speaker 2: And he answered the phone and Tammy.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you had a cold or something. Maybe you've
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: got the flu.
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  Speaker 8: They have a bit of a masculine.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: It's great to get the Briscoes. Tammy, Now, welcome to
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: the show. How are you.
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  Speaker 8: I'm good to how are you.
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  Speaker 4: We're doing well great now. Tammy very excited because Ben
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  Speaker 4: Boyce's daughter said he looks like a model and then
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: followed up with a catalog model, and so we're like, man,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: we've got to turn him into a catalog now suddenly
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  Speaker 4: made it my dream, which wasn't my dream, Tammy. But
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: his dream was to just film three minutes of radio,
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: little bit of chair with.
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  Speaker 5: A personal story that's now turned into this.
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  Speaker 7: See.
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  Speaker 3: I think he came to us, Tammy with that little
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: tidbit because it was a quiet dream that he didn't
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: want to make too much.
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  Speaker 8: Others, but he knew that one day he might be
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: able to fall through it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah and go for it.
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  Speaker 8: Good on you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I need some advice because Edwards and Co Are
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: a New Zealand business. They make yourself prams and so
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  Speaker 2: they want me to model for their catalog holding a pram.
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  Speaker 5: I've never done any modeling like this before.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: So if we thought would go to the Queen of
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: the Catalog, the Briscoes Lady for any catalog modeling tips.
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  Speaker 8: Well, the most important thing is to smile, to just
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: be relaxed and really comfortable. So I don't know, do
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: you get to pick your clothes. The most important thing
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: is wear clothes or if they picking the clothes something
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: you feel comfortable. And because it's really it's really amazing.
• 33:09
  Speaker 8: If they put you into something that you feel really
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: really weird or uncomfortable, you won't you won't be relaxed,
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: and you want to be relaxed. So smile. But I
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: know for me, and sometimes because you've got to, you've
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: got to do it. And I've done thousands of photos
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: over many years, and you've got to keep smiling. And
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: then your face outs to you so smiling, Oh, totally, totally,
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: so so it's just have a pause and think of
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: a funny joke. And it might even be one of
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: the jokes that your kids have told you, and it
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: might not even be that funny, but say it out,
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: say it out loud, and then you sort of do
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: this big laugh.
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: It's like.
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: And then and then your face gets in the right
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: happy smiley fasically and and away.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: You go, yeah, now do that, do Tammy's laugh, and
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: I'll take a photo of you. Mid last looks looks
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: a little psychotic. I was like a man who's who's
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: had a baby by accident, and he's like, I got
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: twenty years of child support payments.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me the Briscoes Lady, for many years, do you
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  Speaker 2: get used to seeing your face because that you know,
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  Speaker 2: you must be used.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: To it by now, right, Well, yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
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  Speaker 8: But it is I do always stop and think, oh,
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  Speaker 8: does that look acceptable? Is it okay? Is is that?
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: Does that look comfortable and natural? And I think when
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: you can just be so, that's why actually, just having
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: a few jokes, just the punchline in your head. I
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: cannot remember the start of this joke, but there was
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: this joke that I always used to it and then
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: I would yell out the punchline and say, in a
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: box a box.
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  Speaker 5: Try and make a I'm laughing. I'm laughing at another joke.
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: But somewhat one of your listeners might be able to
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: come up with the start of it joke. But I
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: always remember, and I would say out loud, pull in
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: the book.
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  Speaker 3: That every time I see you laughing on the TV.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna be thinking.
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  Speaker 8: And good luck, it's time we go.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Advice from the Brascos Lady. Ahead of my first catalog
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  Speaker 2: modeling shot dropping tomorrow, I imagine is it in the catalogs tomorrow?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how quickly these things.
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  Speaker 3: Work, right, We were attempted to get the photos out
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  Speaker 3: at least on our socials tomorrow.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's lot of ear brushing that goes. Surely you
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: don't need any babes. They need a tired, beaten down
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: looking father.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Actually, next speak your photos, we'll talk about photo regrets.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Are your most regrettable photos that you've taken. That's something
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: I like, I've talked about to the kids of the
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: last couple of days. Stop doing this because they're going
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: to regret it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: And then we're gonna get to that in three minutes
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: on the.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Heads the Heads that John wan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: You're on a bit of an education mission with your
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: children who they're striking a pose every time they take
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: a phono. Oh yeah, it.
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  Speaker 2: Seems to be the common thing. I think a lot
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: of young people. Dear, I say nothing ages you up
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  Speaker 2: by saying young people, A lot of young A lot
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  Speaker 2: of young people are doing it now, movie do it
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: from time to time. Is taking the taking the mackey
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: out of them a little bit as well. It's usually
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: a peace sign or a double peace sign.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: I thought there wasn't call anymore. I thought that was
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: how you tell if you're a millennial.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe and a little tongue poked out to the wards
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  Speaker 2: the site.
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  Speaker 4: Peace signed tongue and kind of one eye shut up.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: You got sun in your eye of conjunctividus. You look
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: like a demented hyena.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's something that it's kind of a good
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I get it. We've all got to go to when
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: it comes to photos. You've kind of got to go
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: to sort of pose. But sometimes I'm like, hey, guys, maybe.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: We should mix it up just a little bit.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: You can talk, I know exactly, but I'm like, I'll
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: try and mix it up a little bit.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: I'll do a point of a.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: Thumbs up doing not a thumbs up whatever.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have a big rotake.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: I love ad option.
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  Speaker 5: Not that's the one.
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  Speaker 2: The guys, you might end up looking back at all
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  Speaker 2: these photos go, hey, maybe I should have mixed things
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  Speaker 2: up a little.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: But maybe there'll be some photo regret. Maybe not.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: I look back at photos when I was younger, and
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: there is photo oh absolutely, but the other day a
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  Speaker 5: shocking one.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, poor Annie and John.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Then if you a sudden did that they saved up
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: all their money worked hard to take the Little Boy
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: over to Australia see some koalas.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: And were standing in front of the opera house. Any
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: smart looking fantastic. My mum's you got it arm around
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: me and I'm sitting there pulling the fingers. Yeah yeah,
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Dare take the photo and like an absolute little twig
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: and yeah I love it. I mean the fingers and
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: photos they kind of they're funny when they're quite young,
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: like they're quite funny, and then through your middle years
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: it just looks sad. It's like, why are you pulling
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: the things on someone who's looking at the photo? And
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: when you're ever gonna like, you're never gonna frame it.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: That's not frame worthy. You're not putting that hanging on them.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: That's not hang dangling off a magnet on the fridge door,
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: is it right?
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: So we want we want to talk about photo regret.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: And maybe it's you know, something you did, or maybe
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: it's just a photo that you took that you're like,
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  Speaker 2: maybe I.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Had a whole series of photos when I was younger
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  Speaker 3: for about a year I did this like I did
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: I thought I was doing like sixty eyes. I do
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: like like.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Squinty like six eyes, you take a photo of them
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: and we'll put them on We'll put them.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Like pat my lips and do like that sounds pretty much.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: It was about a year or even longer years with
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: the photos like that, And now I look back and
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you're run that whole time.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to put that up on our social now.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: But it's very white. But we have a good photo,
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: and then we do a silly one and everyone knows
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: you can do whatever you want to do the silly one.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: That's fine.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Tell you who changed our photo game just yesterday, Paul Henry,
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: when he came in here, he's like, because you have
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: to do a photo, it's obligatory after an interview, else
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: no one knows you spoke to them. And then he
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: was just like, okay, here's what I've looked. A friend
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: passed this tip onto me. No one smile, just stand
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: there emotionless like eminem.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: And no one really screws up the photo like that angry,
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: just just serious and tell you what.
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  Speaker 5: It takes a great great.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: No tongues dangling out like a hungry draft. It was great.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: What photo did you regret? Maybe it's opposed you did.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's the person you got a photo with. Maybe
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: it's it could be your wedding photos.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Even maybe someone took a photo of you as you
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: were in a precarious position. Yeah, and it floated around.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Good thing is back in the day those photos you
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: could break into someone's house and burn them. Now they
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: lasting forever. Photo regret love to hear your calls and texts.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And that the hits that Jonathan Ben podcast.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: We're talking photo regret this morning.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's if you there's a photo, a less than
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: favorable photo about you, circulating around the internets, or maybe
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: even a printed one. I remember First Southern Radio was
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: a stunt person and they would do stuff to me
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: and on the radio. In one morning, it was a
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: waxing under the mechanical parts of my body. All right, okay,
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: But to assume the wax position for there we're just
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: on the couch at the office like it was a
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: different time, and to assume you can only imagine the
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: position that you have to assume to make it accessible
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: for the wax to take. Someone took a photo of
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: it and it was circulating around. Someone TV three got
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: hold of it. So what I'm praying to God as
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: news Hub finishes tomorrow that there is someone there deleting archives.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Just blow out the system. But if you are in
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: charge of that, please just control all deleted from the
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: hard drives of TV. We got Tony hats How are you?
• 40:54
  Speaker 9: How are you? Guys?
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Right now we're talking, we're talking photo regret here. This
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: didn't happen to you, happen to your partner, said, oh well.
• 41:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was my doing against my partner, right, what happened?
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: And I thought I'd do the good thing. I got
• 41:08
  Speaker 9: her a mug, personalized smug for a booth day. But
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: I took a I used a photo from the zoo
• 41:14
  Speaker 9: with an elephant in it, and she took her fence
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: saying that, you know, did I do I look like
• 41:19
  Speaker 9: an elephant?
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Was she? Was she in the photo with the elephant?
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: It's not like you've just given her a mug with
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: an elephant on it. This is just a nice one
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: with you and an elephant.
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah whatever, That's what I thought of it, you know.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Was she kind of small though when it came to
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: putting it on. The mug just looks like a picture
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: of an elephant.
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, why are you attacking me at an elephant.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: So she used the mug at all or not?
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: And she she does, to be honest, Yeah, drinks out of.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: It with her trunk.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: She drinks out of it and just steeres at yous
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: at you?
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: What would you win on when I'm in the bead book.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well no, no one near his bed has been
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: giving his wife an eight What was an apron was
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: a frying pan.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: That's a frying pan. Yeah, with that exactly, there was.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: There's a long backstory to that one as well, but
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to go onto it now.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Maybe if you got a nice photo of her.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: It's not a long backstory. She said she'd like a
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: new fry pan.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: So this is the one that she wanted, not like
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: a birthday.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: It's a long backstory.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: You're right, I got other stuff as well. Here you go,
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: now cook me something. It was like.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: But anyway, all right, I'll give you the day off today,
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: but tomorrow I want a nice meal. All right.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: We're gonna hold you out with some help pizza. We
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: appreciate you.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Calling Terry Lee morning. How are you doing all right, buddy,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Terry Lee.
• 42:44
  Speaker 10: I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just love he goes
• 42:47
  Speaker 10: what was.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Going on there?
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: I was like, that is quite traumatic.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I thought you were crying. I was like that be
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: is what you do to me morning, that's talk.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: To you some photo regret.
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  Speaker 8: Oh god, I've just thought of so many more.
• 43:02
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, I don't have to choose my wedding
• 43:04
  Speaker 10: all my twenty first.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Let's start with your twenty first photo. What was so
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: bad about that?
• 43:10
  Speaker 10: The twenty first at the gate and it was my mother.
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: She brought me this like cheap has bracelet from Michael Hilbert. Actually,
• 43:21
  Speaker 10: by the end of the night already the bracelet had
• 43:25
  Speaker 10: made like a mark on my arm and oh really,
• 43:27
  Speaker 10: it's like yeah, and I was like parading it and
• 43:30
  Speaker 10: like taking it was like really hard.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Oh look at this.
• 43:35
  Speaker 10: Cheap prison and yeah. So none of those sols could
• 43:38
  Speaker 10: he beget showing. But the wedding I just remembered we
• 43:43
  Speaker 10: touched some I don't know, I says on the air,
• 43:45
  Speaker 10: but I'll say some psychedelics say that. And by the
• 43:54
  Speaker 10: time the photographer came around, the psychedelics had kicked in.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: She just no, wonder you're finding this show so.
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: Funny the photo. I guess all my life we thought
• 44:08
  Speaker 10: we came up with all these like really cool like
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: positions going on. Here. O, my god, you.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Will be like bloody cross.
• 44:23
  Speaker 10: We were on each other's back. We thought we were animals.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: And great photographers like this is wow, this is an
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: interesting high.
• 44:38
  Speaker 10: Luckily she was a friend, he was he was.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: You're the hook out and out. He's a love that.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: That's such a great god. Jagers and
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: The Heads That Joan Ben podcast