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The Most Bizarre YouTube Channel You’ll Ever Discover · The conspiracy

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  Speaker 1: La la la la la.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, loser. Give me that stuffed animal.
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, give it back.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you like that, you soulless redhead? You're such a loser. Hey. Ugh.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Stop picking on that little redheaded child. Oh, yeah? What
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: are you going to do about it if I don't?
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: I'm going to call the police. Ha ha ha. I'd
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  Speaker 2: like to see you try. If you don't stop bullying
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  Speaker 2: this child, I will call the police. And you will
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  Speaker 2: be arrested.
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  Speaker 1: Ugh.
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  Speaker 3: Fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yay! The message of this video is don't pick on
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  Speaker 2: soulless red-headed children. Otherwise, someone will call the police. Hello
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  Speaker 2: everybody and welcome back to my YouTube channel or welcome
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  Speaker 2: to my YouTube channel. I'm CallMeChris and you can call
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  Speaker 2: me Chris and I apologize for that horrendous sketch at
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  Speaker 2: the beginning of this video, but it's just to warm
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: you up to what we're about to endure, okay? Unlike
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  Speaker 2: that sketch, you do not look horrendous today. You look
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  Speaker 2: very procitudinous today. That's right, I know big words. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: today we are watching a channel I have stumbled across
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  Speaker 2: with the help of my boyfriend Caleb, unfortunately, but also
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  Speaker 2: fortunately because it is hard to watch, but also kind
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  Speaker 2: of fun to watch. So let's get into it. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so for those of you who know, um, there is
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  Speaker 2: a person called Darman on YouTube, and he makes relatively
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  Speaker 2: cringey sketches of, like, daily lessons to be learned. Like,
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  Speaker 2: for example, millionaire calls out girl for fake purse, rich
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  Speaker 2: and poor parents swap daughters, girl bullied in school for
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  Speaker 2: her unibrow. So this is type of content, right? So
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  Speaker 2: you think I'm reviewing Darman, but no, we have something much, much,
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  Speaker 2: much worse. It's like a Dhar Mann knockoff, and his
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  Speaker 2: name is Samir Bhavnani. Um, listen, I'm all for creators
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  Speaker 2: making their own content and everything, and I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to necessarily say that he should stop in any way, shape,
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  Speaker 2: or form. I think he really thinks that he's making
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  Speaker 2: a difference out there. But let's read his bio. It says, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: I'm Sam. I'm a young filmmaker living in Los Angeles
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  Speaker 2: that enjoys making videos that help inspire the world. Hashtag
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  Speaker 2: Sam fans. Okay, under that it says for Chinese business,
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  Speaker 2: Samir Bhavnani gives his email purely just Chinese business. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what that means. I don't know if that
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  Speaker 2: means if that should be suspicious at all or whatnot,
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  Speaker 2: but anyway, he's got 1.85 million subscribers and he's got
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  Speaker 2: a lot of videos and basically he does the same
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  Speaker 2: thing as Darman. He makes these pretty mediocre, to say
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  Speaker 2: the least, sketch lessons, I guess you could say. But
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  Speaker 2: the titles of these videos and the content of these
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  Speaker 2: videos is.
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  Speaker 3: F * * * ing insane.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just read some of the video titles. Stepson Gets
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  Speaker 2: Autistic Disabled Mother Pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: That is such a specific scenario. We got billionaire steals
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  Speaker 2: from homeless woman. We have boyfriend hits girlfriend with car
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  Speaker 2: for going to the gym. We even have racist Karen
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  Speaker 2: stabs man for video game.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: He's got the most, like, provocative titles and thumbnails. I
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  Speaker 2: can't even decide which one I really want to watch.
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  Speaker 2: I've looked through a couple of them. I've only watched
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  Speaker 2: one fully all the way through, and that was with
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  Speaker 2: Caleb on his second channel on OopaTV, if you want
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  Speaker 2: to check that one out. I just wanted to review
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  Speaker 2: a couple with you guys here, so I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: let's just pick one, I guess. And some of them
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  Speaker 2: are almost like corn titles, if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot like this. Teacher gets pregnant by autistic student.
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  Speaker 2: Why has he got to be autistic? Why is this? What?
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  Speaker 5: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Is this happening a lot? Is that why? Is this
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  Speaker 2: like an important message for people to know? Father leaves
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  Speaker 2: six-year-old daughter in hot car to die. That's something that happens,
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  Speaker 2: so that's fair. Son kills mom for an Oculus 2.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: What? Evil nanny forces boy to try crack. That's pretty normal,
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  Speaker 2: I think. I don't... Okay, let's choose one that everybody
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  Speaker 2: has to deal with, you know, at least once in
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  Speaker 2: your life. So let's choose Vegetarian Forces Girlfriend to Eat Dog. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's check that one out. I'm excited.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, hi, Ryan.
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  Speaker 2: You're late. We're almost done eating. I love how this
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  Speaker 2: looks so faded. Like they took the saturation and like
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  Speaker 2: fade and just put it all the way down. I
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  Speaker 2: feel like I can't see properly while watching this.
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  Speaker 6: It's all right, man.
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  Speaker 5: We're having a great time.
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  Speaker 6: I tried to hurry up. It's nice to meet you, Stacey.
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  Speaker 6: Aladdin's told me a lot about you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Not too bad acting so far.
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  Speaker 6: Being with you has been the best week of my life.
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  Speaker 1: Aladdin, you're so sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. You missed out on some really good food, Ryan.
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  Speaker 2: What are they up to?
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  Speaker 5: What did you guys order?
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  Speaker 1: I got the steak and he got the pork ribs.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I thought you didn't like pork.
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  Speaker 2: He does now. Since yesterday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: She convinced me.
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  Speaker 2: What is happening? Also, I love that you can hear
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  Speaker 2: the traffic noise so well. Like these people, I don't
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  Speaker 2: even think they're labbed up right now. Like they don't
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  Speaker 2: have mics on them so you can just hear everything
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  Speaker 2: around them.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 2: I don't want him being a picky eater. We can't
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  Speaker 2: share our food.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're totally right.
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  Speaker 2: What is happening?
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  Speaker 5: Wow, you've really changed in the last week.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you've really changed in the last week. Oscar winning.
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  Speaker 2: I want to skip ahead. Oh, the sound effects are fantastic.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, respectable.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like some of this is improv. Silly man
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  Speaker 6: buffet purse, you loser. I'm actually trying to become vegan soon,
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  Speaker 6: and this is a buffet bad.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously?
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  Speaker 1: Love that. Why are you friends with this guy?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, where does she feed him the dog?
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  Speaker 1: Not him.
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  Speaker 2: You have to make him try it. They're trying to
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  Speaker 2: force him.
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  Speaker 1: This really matters to me.
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  Speaker 2: And to our relationship. So it's not even her boyfriend,
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  Speaker 2: it's her boyfriend's friend that's vegan? What is this ever
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  Speaker 2: a situation?
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  Speaker 5: Oh no.
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  Speaker 2: What do you want to know? He's really fighting.
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  Speaker 5: I can't be serious.
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  Speaker 3: He's really fighting. This can't be happening.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Yucky.
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  Speaker 2: I don't call it yuck. Just eat it. This feels
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  Speaker 2: so wrong to watch.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: It's not a big deal. Poor guy. He didn't want
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  Speaker 2: to eat the steak.
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  Speaker 1: He'll realize he loves it.
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  Speaker 2: Does it taste great? Oh, you spit it out.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: So, did you like it?
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  Speaker 3: What has gotten into you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. It takes a little while for the
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  Speaker 2: body to adjust, but... For the body? What is it?
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of iron with those bites. What the
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  Speaker 2: f * * *? He's using a plunger on his mouth.
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  Speaker 2: He's drinking bleach to throw up. Don't do that. They're
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  Speaker 2: going extra mile here. This is crazy. He's cleaning his
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  Speaker 2: cold water. It said cold water in the corner just
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  Speaker 2: in case we didn't know. Look at the cold water.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God, this is so true. You could have
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  Speaker 2: just sent a text. Oh, she went back.
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  Speaker 5: I also wanted to apologize for calling you crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Why is he apologizing? What is the, where's the dog
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  Speaker 2: come into this?
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: He brought her food. He brought her food. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like he's going to go the help on her.
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  Speaker 7: Eat my shit.
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  Speaker 2: And instead of putting shit in the food, it's going
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  Speaker 2: to be her own dog. Is that what's happening right now?
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  Speaker 5: It has her favorite ingredient.
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 5: Chunky. What? Well, not all of them. Just his legs.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what? What?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell?
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  Speaker 5: Isn't it tasty?
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  Speaker 2: I'd never condone eating a dog or getting revenge in
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  Speaker 2: this way, but I know it's fake, so it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of awesome.
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  Speaker 1: And you're lying.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and then she gets the call. Where's Chunky? Stacy? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: don't panic, but I lost Chunky.
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  Speaker 5: You what?
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  Speaker 2: The acting is so good. He cooked that in a
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  Speaker 2: couple hours? That's pretty good. I feel like that would
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  Speaker 2: take a lot of time for processing. Again, I know
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  Speaker 2: it's not a real dog, so it's all right. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: how does this end? She's drinking water. She washed her
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  Speaker 2: dog down with water.
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  Speaker 5: How would you know how he tastes until you try it?
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  Speaker 2: Is this even water? Or is this Chunky's urine? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: she's going to say it's her. It's his own pee.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably bleach. He loves drinking bleach. You forced me
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  Speaker 2: to eat him. How is this going to end?
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  Speaker 5: I did it for your own good. You didn't know
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  Speaker 5: what you were missing out on until you tried.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he's just doing the same thing she did to him.
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  Speaker 2: How is this going to end? Let's see. Of course he's. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: the dog's okay. So what did I eat? The music.
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  Speaker 2: You told me you lost him.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, Stacey. I planned this whole thing with Ryan.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm kind of mad.
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  Speaker 5: You can't force people to do things they don't want
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  Speaker 5: to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I was just trying to help. There's the messaging.
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  Speaker 5: Something is asking someone what they need.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: And what we did to Ryan is not cool.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad he allowed me to fix it.
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  Speaker 2: This got me. Holy shit. So at the end of
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  Speaker 2: these videos, they always say like a fake, this is
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  Speaker 2: what happened after the fact. So let's hear what Samika
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  Speaker 2: has to say.
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  Speaker 5: And do your own thing.
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  Speaker 1: I guess. I'm just glad I didn't eat junkie.
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  Speaker 7: Aladdin and Stacy broke up when Stacy forced Aladdin to
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  Speaker 7: drink and drive.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 7: And she emotionally blackmailed him.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 7: Brian became vegan and Aladdin continued to eat whatever he wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Where?
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  Speaker 7: They stayed best of friends until they turned 90.
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  Speaker 2: 90?
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  Speaker 4: That's just What?
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  Speaker 5: Where?
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: 90? This video came out two years ago.
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  Speaker 7: They filmed this two years ago. They look like they're 28.
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  Speaker 7: Where are those videos?
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  Speaker 2: Where's the... Dude, I can't with these.
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  Speaker 7: I truly hope you enjoyed that video. By pushing or
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  Speaker 7: forcing something upon people, you tend to push them further away.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I really think he really, I think he
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  Speaker 2: really is thinking that he's doing good, which I, you
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  Speaker 2: know what? See each other around. See each other around,
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  Speaker 2: I guess. It's funny though.
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  Speaker 5: It's fun.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: I need to watch one more. Interrupting the video to
• 10:24
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  Speaker 2: back to it. Karen pulls down women's skirt.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: We must know. Okay, first of all, her outfit is sly. Well,
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  Speaker 2: this woman does look like a Karen. It's not even
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  Speaker 2: that high. You can't even see her butt cheeks or anything. Oh,
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: what the heck?
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  Speaker 1: You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me? Where does he get the actors for this?
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  Speaker 2: Is it just like a Craigslist ad? What's happening? I
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  Speaker 2: feel like he just asks people on the street to
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  Speaker 2: do these ones. I like her lipstick.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Karen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Karen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just shocked how you women dress these days. The
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  Speaker 1: name is fitting.
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  Speaker 2: And the way I dress is none of your business.
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  Speaker 2: Straight up.
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  Speaker 1: You're in public, so yes it is. And where do
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  Speaker 1: you think you're possibly going dressed like that with so
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  Speaker 1: much of your skin?
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  Speaker 2: I think maybe one out of 10,000 people might say
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  Speaker 2: something like this, but not even, not to this degree.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been in any situation where a stranger has
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  Speaker 2: come up to me and talked to me like this.
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  Speaker 2: Let me know if you have been in the comments
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  Speaker 2: below and what you did to address it.
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  Speaker 1: Haven't you heard? Less is more. Leave something to the imagination, honey.
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  Speaker 5: Ew.
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  Speaker 2: This woman is miserable.
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  Speaker 1: That's how ugly women talk.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of my body.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: You shouldn't be shaming me because I look beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I think you are beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: Gorgeous, in fact. So save that beauty for your true love.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. This isn't your daughter. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: This is a random woman on the street. Where does
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  Speaker 2: this go? Why is this moving? It's almost 10 minutes long.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to impress some guy.
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  Speaker 2: Ha! That's where you're wrong, Karen. I like how the
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  Speaker 2: mic peeks out.
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  Speaker 3: Ha!
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  Speaker 2: Like that.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, Jay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my way to a job interview.
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  Speaker 2: Dress like that?
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  Speaker 1: Can you stop talking about how I'm dressed?
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  Speaker 2: I'm dressed just fine.
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  Speaker 1: You're nagging me, you don't know me, and you're out
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  Speaker 1: of touch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh! Oh, replay!
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  Speaker 5: These.
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  Speaker 8: It just keeps going!
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  Speaker 2: Is this real?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Jay, can you please do that right now? I'm gonna
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: do something and you just replay it like a million times, okay?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna slap myself, alright? Here we go. You bitch! Ugh!
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think this could get any more impressive, but
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  Speaker 2: it got insanely more impressive. Let's continue to watch. Now
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: you got to worry about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You ugly old hag.
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  Speaker 2: And don't touch me again. Straight up. Her mic, her
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: mic sounded robotic. It was like, I'll say it again.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: That outfit slays.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: What is she going to do? Where are we now?
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  Speaker 3: We'll be in touch and I'll let you know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she's at her interview. Okay. What is happening?
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  Speaker 7: Where does this go?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she's talking.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 4: I love how they're doing the whole interview and it
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  Speaker 4: has nothing to.
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  Speaker 5: Do with this sketch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't mean it like that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, it's okay. Well, we're in luck. She just
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: got here. That is who texted me. And.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait, what? Wait, how did Karen get roped into this?
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Let me.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I'm doing the interview today, but... Oh, her partner. His partner.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: His partner's Karen. Crisscross. Oh, my God. This is the
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: woman who threw water all over my face and made
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: me late for this interview. Me? Oh, my God. The
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: reason you're late is because you first turged out my skirt.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, Naomi.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: This is our CEO, Karen, that you're speaking to.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That doesn't give her the right... I
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: know I'm not going to get the job. Clearly, I'm
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: dressed too inappropriate for this company. I like how the
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: music fades out and then fades back in very aggressively. Okay,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: what happens here?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh. Well, I still feel that.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, she apologized.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: It's not appropriate, and I do stand by my morals.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: But based on what Aaron texted me.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's going back on her word. She's got the job. Hey, man,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: you got a job. She's got the job. Even though
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: she's slaying in that miniskirt. I understand. I just felt
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: like it was... Why is this apology going eight years long? Oh,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: they're friends now. Oh, what's the message, Samir?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, what happened?
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: In the end, Karen and Naomi discovered common ground, realizing
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: that professionalism... encompasses both attire and respect for individual autonomy
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: through empathy and dialogue they embrace the lesson that true
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: collaboration thrives on understanding and mutual respect oh.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah they're just replaying the same thing over and over
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: again bro That's awesome.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Let her ego dictate her decision on hiring Naomi.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: That's good. I truly hope you enjoyed today's video.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: What's going on in the background, Samir?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Remember to check out my daughter's new YouTube channel.
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: It's so much fun to make and even more fun
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: to watch.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. He made a family channel. Oh, you guys
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: know how I feel about family channels. Oh, I do
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: not like when people utilize their children to monetize and
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: make money. See, I was on board almost, but now
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I'm off a little bit. I like this one. Boy
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: refuses to let girlfriend go to the gym. Let's watch
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: that one.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: What?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: You want me to sleep with him in front of
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: you too?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: No, I was just trying to... Tyra, please.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: By the way, they almost always film in the same
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: like little complex. They never go outside of this little
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: complex from what I've seen. So this is awesome. I
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: like their film location.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Come back and talk.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, you lose?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, can we please? Tyra! Coming up.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: The coming up and she gets hit by the car,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: that editing was so.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Jay, can you edit me getting hit by a car
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: like that? Screw you! Wow, I'm excited, okay? They got
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: me reeled into this one. Tyra!
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Derek!
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Tyra!
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Must see ending a few days earlier. I'm going to
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: go to the gym with Valerie at 6 o'clock. Why
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: is she grabbing herself? Why is she just... What? Class,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: so I can do dinner after.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: What?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: What was he watching? He was watching a woman pull
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: her pants up. What's happening right now? Last week, I've
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: been putting on weight and want to get bikini ready
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: for summer.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: For who?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: For you, silly. And for me. For who?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, I already think you look fine.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Thanks, babe. I want to stay looking fine for you.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: So far, there's nothing inherently wrong with this, I guess.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Why didn't you tell me?
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Why does she have to tell? I don't think you
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: like going to the gym. And Valerie invited me. She
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: said the classes there are really good. Why does this
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: ominous pun in the background? Well, I don't know.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I don't want a bunch of guys at the gym
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: checking you out.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: That's controlling. Okay, Jim, or whatever the fuck your name is,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: you can't do that. All right, I'm going to put
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: this on two times speed to make it funnier so
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: we can get it over with faster. The gym is four. Yeah, right.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's too fast.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: We're going to put this on half speed. Four.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: A bunch of buff guys trying to pick up little
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: naive girls and sleep with them.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Eric, are you being serious? I go there to work out. Geez,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: didn't realize I needed your permission to go to the gym.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Didn't you meet your ex at the gym?
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was different.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: I was single.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: You're going to the gym to see guys in better
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: shape than me, and they're probably going to hit on you,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: and you probably won't be able to.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: This is a toxic couple, dude. They need to take
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: some time for themselves and figure out what the hell
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: their priorities are. Let's see where she is at the gym.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going to jack in some sweats. You're asking for attention, Tyra.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: From who?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: From these gym guys. It's clearly, if I see a
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: girl show up like that, you're here for one thing.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: This guy's insecure as hell.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not a trainer, Tyra. They're not going to the
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: gym for a guy like me. They're clearly here to
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: get clapped by some musclehead.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Here, you're being clapped by some musclehead.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Damn!
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Shit. I hope he's not right, but I feel like
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: he is, because she got hit by a car earlier.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: You want us to argue so you can go into
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: the gym by yourself and have a reason. You know what?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Let's just skip.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Also Valerie and Hansel. Maybe he's insecure because... she's cheated
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: on him before and he doesn't trust her anymore. We
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: should give him the butterfly off the towel. Okay, let's see.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Of course. Next thing you know, she starts spending more
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: and more time at the gym getting all in shape
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: for the guy that she's speaking up with.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Talking to his friend.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Is that serious?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Couples who do things together stay together. She's not even
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: comfortable with me going to the club by myself.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: I have an idea.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: What is it? She's never met me, right? I don't know.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: You should let her go to the gym.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be there outside.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I'll flirt with her. We'll see how she treats me.
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Never entrap your partner. This is such a bad idea.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Is it just me or is it getting warmer outside?
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: What?
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, must be all the heat you're.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Walking in with.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: That's funny. Oh my god.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Are you new to the gym?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just trying to get back in shape. Well, it's
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: a pleasure meeting such a stunning newcomer.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: I'm Frank, by the way.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Hi, nice to meet you, Frank.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I'm Tyra.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: He's just, okay, she's just talking to him right now.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Are you a trainer here? I feel like I've seen
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: you before.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: I don't think so, but yeah.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: The music in the background is wild. As if this
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: is just like a normal conversation.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Actually, I don't think that's such a good idea.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: So you have a boyfriend?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: No, no boyfriend.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Just like to keep things casual.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Okay, fair enough. Well, if I were, I respect that.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: No boyfriend. She's a bitch. She's a lying bitch. I
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: hope she gets hit by a car later in this video.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: She gets hit by a car later in this video.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Jay, play me getting hit by a car again. Screw you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. Did you follow me here?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: You agreed to go out with Frank and you haven't
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: even entered the gym.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Who's this?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: He's no one. I'm no one.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: I'm her boyfriend.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Boyfriend?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: She lied right in front of him. Can you tell
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: me you didn't have a boyfriend?
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: We're clearly over now, so I'm all yours, handsome.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Tyra!
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: She flipped the switch so f * * * ing fast, dude.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: What the f * * *? Holy s * * *.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: It was like changing her mind on what she wanted
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: for dinner. This girl does not take relationships seriously. Samir's
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: got me hooked. I want to see how much more
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: of you are getting hit by a car.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: I can't control myself, Derek.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I just... I'm sorry. Can we please?
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Tyra!
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: We're back! I was even better the second time. What's wrong, babe?
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: You okay?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: It was a dream?
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: What happened? You were dating my friend Derek and he
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't allowing you to go.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: To the gym. What?
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: It was all a dream?
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: And you got hit by a car.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: That's a pretty intense dream.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I barely remember mine. Yeah, I think I had it
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: because he was telling me he's not allowing his girlfriend
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Megan to go.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: To the gym. What?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: He's so insecure. Straight up. Wait, this was all fake? Well,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I need more sleep, babe. I would never cheat on you,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: my handsome stud. I'm gonna tell Caleb that. I would
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: never cheat on you, my handsome stud. Oh, he'd be like, what?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Let's see what the message is. But don't think I'm
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: gonna start letting you go to the pub with your boys.
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: Frank just dreamt about his fiancée Tyra dating his friend Derek.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: In reality, Frank didn't mind his fiancée.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Going to the gym.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: The dream reminded him of the importance of supporting his
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: partner's goals and ambitions, even if it means sacrificing his
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: own desires momentarily. In relationships, understanding and encouraging each other's
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: personal growth forces mutual respect and strengthens the bond.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: That's relatable as fuck. to be honest. Holy shit. That's wild.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: That is wild. I gained some knowledge, but somehow also
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: simultaneously lost brain cells watching that. I hope you enjoyed. Okay, everybody,
• 23:04
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• 23:06
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• 23:07
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• 23:09
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• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Anyway.