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- 0:01Speaker 1: It's out. Number three.
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- 0:09Speaker 2: an hour number three of the Ben mals Show Original
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- 0:24Speaker 1: Listening to this.
- 0:24Speaker 2: And here in hour three, what's the temperature of the
- 0:26Speaker 2: room for Dan Campbell's Lions after they lost that home
- 0:30Speaker 2: on Thanksgiving to the Green Bay football team?
- 0:33Speaker 1: Also, what did you think.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Of the Packers getting a break from the referees and
- 0:38Speaker 2: matt LeFleur winking to reporters post game? And also is
- 0:43Speaker 2: Packers star Micah Parsons the NFL's.
- 0:45Speaker 1: Best defensive player?
- 0:47Speaker 2: He says he is the NFL's best defensive player, shocking
- 0:52Speaker 2: position by him. We'll talk about that as well. All
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- 3:40Speaker 1: So here our lead this hour is from Motown.
- 3:43Speaker 2: We go to Motown where Jordan Love was able to
- 3:46Speaker 2: convert a pair of fourth downs. You see this game,
- 3:49Speaker 2: were you watching on Fox with skinny jeans? Tom Brady, Yeah,
- 3:55Speaker 2: Kevin burkhart Man. So Jordan Love converted a couple of
- 3:58Speaker 2: fourth downs there into scoring passes in the first half
- 4:02Speaker 2: and finished with a career tying four touchdown throws.
- 4:08Speaker 1: I'm told that is good.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Sources close to the situation say the Packers end up
- 4:14Speaker 2: getting a touchdown win. They were dogs going into Motown.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Green Bay gets a thirty one to twenty four win
- 4:19Speaker 2: over the Lions. That was the early game, the early
- 4:23Speaker 2: game on Thanksgiving, green Bay getting her done on fourth down.
- 4:28Speaker 2: The pack went three for three on fourth down. They
- 4:32Speaker 2: scored twice as we mentioned, to seal the win. The
- 4:35Speaker 2: Lions turned it over on downs two times on their
- 4:40Speaker 2: fourth down attempts when they went forth. The Packers get
- 4:43Speaker 2: their eighth win of the year. This was a locked
- 4:47Speaker 2: in Packer team, not the Packer team that lost to Cleveland,
- 4:50Speaker 2: not the Packer team that got beat by Carolina.
- 4:53Speaker 1: The Packer.
- 4:54Speaker 2: This Packer team was good and they earn a tiebreaker
- 4:59Speaker 2: as their fight for a playoff spot in the NFC
- 5:01Speaker 2: North and they're in second place in the division behind
- 5:04Speaker 2: the Chicago Bears, who play later today at Fella Delphi.
- 5:09Speaker 1: On Black Friday.
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- 5:17Speaker 2: But the better story is in the losing locker room
- 5:22Speaker 2: where Dan Campbell I want to beat I want to
- 5:25Speaker 2: beat him up and I want to bite his kneecaps off.
- 5:27Speaker 2: Dan Campbell admitted his Lions have dug a little bit
- 5:32Speaker 2: of a hole.
- 5:34Speaker 1: There's aletto bit of a hole.
- 5:36Speaker 2: They're seven and five now on the season. Detroit's chances
- 5:39Speaker 2: of winning the NFC North are all but gone at
- 5:42Speaker 2: this point, third consecutive season they were trying to win
- 5:46Speaker 2: the division.
- 5:47Speaker 1: It's not looking so good. It's not looking so good.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Right now for the team from Motown. That's a good
- 5:55Speaker 2: jumping off point. Let's discuss the question and what is
- 6:00Speaker 2: the temperature in the room. What is the temperates in
- 6:04Speaker 2: the room for Dan Campbell's Lions. I've got syllabus, casey
- 6:09Speaker 2: caseum and paper plates and we will combine all of
- 6:15Speaker 2: these things together and we are going to make some
- 6:18Speaker 2: leftover turkey sandwiches, is what we're gonna make and I just.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Enjoy that, enjoy that which is actually tastes better. It's
- 6:26Speaker 1: not great. It's one of the few foods.
- 6:27Speaker 2: That tastes better reheated turkey. It tastes better the second
- 6:32Speaker 2: time than the first time. So our lead this hour
- 6:36Speaker 2: is the as we mentioned here, the Lions and the
- 6:38Speaker 2: question the temperature in the room for Dan Campbell and
- 6:40Speaker 2: all that. So to kick off though, checking the ACU
- 6:44Speaker 2: weather forecast the Lions right now, for some reason.
- 6:48Speaker 1: It's freezing cold. It's glacial, is what it is. Right now.
- 6:55Speaker 2: You can see Dan Campbell. It's cold, but he's still sweating.
- 7:00Speaker 2: He's got that flop sweat kind of going through his
- 7:02Speaker 2: hat and all that.
- 7:03Speaker 1: The Lions are in survival mode.
- 7:05Speaker 2: Now there is a scenario where they don't even make
- 7:08Speaker 2: the playoffs. They're eighth in the NFC, and right now
- 7:12Speaker 2: they are not in the bracket. They're not in the
- 7:14Speaker 2: cool kids club. They're outside. They're the ugly redheaded step chow.
- 7:18Speaker 1: They're out. It was a huge.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Placement test on Thanksgiving. They gotta have it game and
- 7:26Speaker 2: they didn't. They didn't answer the call placement test. The
- 7:29Speaker 2: Lion's answers were wrong. How wrong were they They were
- 7:34Speaker 2: so wrong that they deserve their own syllabus. That's how
- 7:38Speaker 2: wrong they were. Detroit played uphill and did the old floppero.
- 7:44Speaker 2: They fail, and it feels like the walls are starting
- 7:47Speaker 2: to close in on the Lions. And Jared Goff's numbers
- 7:51Speaker 2: were not horrific for the Lions. And if you just
- 7:54Speaker 2: watch the stats and you don't really pay attest to
- 7:56Speaker 2: say everything's fine, it's not. Gared Golf is on that
- 8:01Speaker 2: short list of quarterbacks that will tease you and you'll
- 8:04Speaker 2: be competitive.
- 8:05Speaker 1: And you'll win a bunch of games. In the end,
- 8:09Speaker 1: we know how the story goes.
- 8:11Speaker 2: He's just not cut out for those big moments in
- 8:13Speaker 2: those big games.
- 8:14Speaker 1: It's just not his deal. That's it.
- 8:18Speaker 2: And they built the whole season around winning the division.
- 8:22Speaker 1: You always start out, I gotta win the division. Win
- 8:24Speaker 1: the division.
- 8:25Speaker 2: And now they're praying that Seattle and San Francisco start
- 8:30Speaker 2: losing games to get a wild card. Berth as the division.
- 8:36Speaker 2: It's not over with. They play the Bears coming up
- 8:38Speaker 2: in a couple of weeks and that's a huge game
- 8:41Speaker 2: for the Lions.
- 8:44Speaker 1: To get that done again.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Then they have the tiebreaker with the Bears who they
- 8:48Speaker 2: absolutely mollywopped the first time they got together.
- 8:51Speaker 1: So it's not ideal.
- 8:53Speaker 2: And there's a black cloud hanging over Dan Campbell's head
- 8:57Speaker 2: the size of Ford Field right now, and people starting.
- 9:01Speaker 1: To act a little miserable. The margins are razor thin.
- 9:06Speaker 2: The razor thin, the margins. And this is how it starts.
- 9:09Speaker 2: It always starts like this. It's the well, we're just
- 9:12Speaker 2: in a little.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Bit of a hole. We're just in a little bit
- 9:14Speaker 1: of a hole.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden becomes quicksand then all of
- 9:18Speaker 2: a sudden you wake up and you're like, well, wait.
- 9:20Speaker 1: A minute, how did I end up in the Grand Canyon?
- 9:22Speaker 1: I don't understand that. It was just a little hole.
- 9:24Speaker 1: What happened.
- 9:25Speaker 2: It's like a sink hole in Florida swallowed you up.
- 9:28Speaker 2: There's no sinkholes here. What I don't understand. And so
- 9:32Speaker 2: that's the deal on that Campbell with his raw ros
- 9:35Speaker 2: beach is we like the bull crab.
- 9:38Speaker 1: They don't land the same though.
- 9:39Speaker 2: When you're losing as a favorite at home to the
- 9:42Speaker 2: Green Bay Packers and you're chasing to get in a
- 9:45Speaker 2: wildcard spot, the Lions are just a half step off,
- 9:50Speaker 2: and it's causing some holy hell here. And the half step.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Here's the thing about the NFL. The half step, that's
- 9:56Speaker 2: a cliff. And the Lions are inching inch by inch
- 10:01Speaker 2: by inch, the itsy bitsy spider towards the edge, and
- 10:06Speaker 2: Detroit still has the Cowboys, and they've got the Rams
- 10:09Speaker 2: up next on the schedule, games that they could lose
- 10:13Speaker 2: the way they're playing right now. And so you look
- 10:15Speaker 2: at the temperature and it's it's not lukewarm. The temperature
- 10:19Speaker 2: is panic room. That's the temperature. Panic room is the temperature.
- 10:24Speaker 3: All right.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Furthermore, so, the game on Thursday, the early game, we
- 10:30Speaker 2: did have the drama orama from the zebras.
- 10:37Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. No, you do, okay,
- 10:39Speaker 1: you do? You saw you saw this? Okay, okay, So
- 10:42Speaker 1: I'll give you a fresher course.
- 10:44Speaker 2: Wide receiver Romeo Dobbs had a touchdown came shortly after
- 10:49Speaker 2: Green Bay had committed a false start penalty. It was
- 10:53Speaker 2: a fourth down and one play on the Lions two
- 10:57Speaker 2: yard line. And you can see she saw the replays
- 11:01Speaker 2: or you heard about this. The Packers head coach Matt
- 11:03Speaker 2: LeFleur visibly gestured for a timeout after after the false
- 11:12Speaker 2: start penalty had happened. However, the referees honored his request
- 11:17Speaker 2: for a timeout, even though it came after the penalty.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Now the offense avoided the penalty, they maintained field position
- 11:26Speaker 2: the green Bay Packers and immediately capitalized. This was late
- 11:29Speaker 2: in the second quarter, so green Bay still had a
- 11:32Speaker 2: great chance to end the drive with points.
- 11:34Speaker 1: But even if the penalty had happened.
- 11:37Speaker 2: But this undoubtedly made things easier for the green Bay Packers. Now,
- 11:42Speaker 2: when asked about the much discussed timeout, coach matt LeFleur
- 11:47Speaker 2: offered a sly response. He said, quote, of course, he said,
- 11:53Speaker 2: of course, the officials got it right, he told reporters.
- 11:56Speaker 1: And then he gave a wink, a winky mcwink.
- 12:02Speaker 2: Matt LeFleur said, of course, the officials got it right.
- 12:07Speaker 2: And then he used his right eye as a tell
- 12:12Speaker 2: and he winked. He gave the winky wink he did,
- 12:16Speaker 2: all right, So question, what did you think of the
- 12:20Speaker 2: packers getting a break from the referees. And then matt LeFleur,
- 12:26Speaker 2: the coach in green Bay, winking winky mckwink at the reporters.
- 12:32Speaker 4: All right, So this was obviously not a timeout. That's
- 12:34Speaker 4: the first thing, I have to say, this was.
- 12:36Speaker 2: A get out of jail free card with a bow
- 12:40Speaker 2: on top.
- 12:41Speaker 1: And some gift cards, is what that was. Now the
- 12:44Speaker 1: next thing, you know, all right, next thing.
- 12:46Speaker 2: You know, touchdown Dobs got in the hands on but
- 12:50Speaker 2: Lions fans, if you bet on the game, he aged
- 12:53Speaker 2: about five years on that drive alone.
- 12:57Speaker 1: And then Lafleur goes to.
- 12:59Speaker 2: The podium, He goes to the deist there and he
- 13:02Speaker 2: hits you over the head with the wink, the winky
- 13:06Speaker 2: mickwink he gave you.
- 13:08Speaker 1: And where have we seen this?
- 13:10Speaker 3: Boor?
- 13:10Speaker 2: I was thinking about it, and this was as the
- 13:12Speaker 2: great k Cy Casem, the greatest DJ of them all,
- 13:15Speaker 2: Casey Casem would have done, who worked at the Premiere Networks?
- 13:18Speaker 2: And I almost killed them? He eventually did die, but
- 13:20Speaker 2: I almost killed them before that. The great case very
- 13:22Speaker 2: nice man, first shot, humble man. Casey case would have
- 13:26Speaker 2: called this a long distance dedication.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for
- 13:31Speaker 1: the stars.
- 13:32Speaker 2: Yeah, long distance dedication to Doink as in Doink the clown.
- 13:38Speaker 2: I don't know how old you are, but if you've
- 13:39Speaker 2: followed wrestling over the years, you might remember back.
- 13:41Speaker 4: I think it was in the nineties. Believe it was
- 13:46Speaker 4: Doink the clown the wink member.
- 13:50Speaker 2: You remember, right, that was that was ww F before
- 13:53Speaker 2: the ww you cheap shot and then smiled to the
- 13:56Speaker 2: cameras and what did the what was the wink do?
- 13:59Speaker 2: What the wink say? The doink the clown wink? It
- 14:03Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I just fleeced the system.
- 14:05Speaker 1: What are you gonna do about it? What are you
- 14:07Speaker 1: gonna do about it?
- 14:09Speaker 2: And listen, I know the officials are human, and I'd
- 14:13Speaker 2: rather have this than just have robots.
- 14:16Speaker 1: I'd much rather have this than robots. Human beings make mistakes.
- 14:20Speaker 2: But the wink that was gasoline on a smoldering tire fire.
- 14:27Speaker 2: The lions needed that stop, and instead they got doinked
- 14:33Speaker 2: from the top rope the elbow down and now the
- 14:37Speaker 2: lions are further behind the april and Matt Lafleur did
- 14:41Speaker 2: not beat them. He worked them, pulled the old rabbit
- 14:44Speaker 2: out of the hat, and then winked while the lions watched.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Their season go up and smoke is how that went? Okay?
- 14:53Speaker 1: All right?
- 14:54Speaker 2: Now, the last thing we go continue with the theme
- 14:58Speaker 2: here theme of the hour and packers Edge Rusher Micah
- 15:02Speaker 2: Parsons Micah Parsons announced that he is the NFL's quote
- 15:08Speaker 2: best defensive player. This after the Packers Thanksgiving Way, Parsons
- 15:14Speaker 2: did have a game to remember, and we rip him
- 15:17Speaker 2: when he doesn't play well. We goof on him when
- 15:19Speaker 2: he doesn't play well, and when he plays well, we
- 15:22Speaker 2: point that out as well, and a lot of the
- 15:24Speaker 2: Packer fan base can't handle that. I got angry emails
- 15:27Speaker 2: when Parsons didn't play well in games and I called
- 15:30Speaker 2: him out on it.
- 15:31Speaker 1: Well, he played well in this game.
- 15:32Speaker 2: He had four tackles, eight combined tackles, two and a
- 15:34Speaker 2: half sacks, four quarterback hits, three tackles for loss, and
- 15:38Speaker 2: a partridge in a pair tree. So he had a
- 15:40Speaker 2: little bit of this, a little bit of that. He
- 15:42Speaker 2: was all over the place. Then postgame on Fox, he
- 15:46Speaker 2: did not stop cold Turkey.
- 15:47Speaker 1: He kept going, he says.
- 15:49Speaker 2: Going into year five, Parsons is quote Parsons said, this
- 15:53Speaker 2: was the year I thought I was going to make
- 15:56Speaker 2: a big jump. I was going to be the best
- 15:59Speaker 2: defensive play the league. And I feel like I'm doing that.
- 16:02Speaker 2: Parson stated, I'm hitting on all facets in the running game,
- 16:08Speaker 2: pass game, and understanding situations just the full game as
- 16:12Speaker 2: a player.
- 16:14Speaker 1: You're just young, growing and very talented. Blah blah blah
- 16:17Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah.
- 16:18Speaker 2: You talked about putting it all together now in year five,
- 16:22Speaker 2: and that's what he says. So question is Packers star
- 16:27Speaker 2: Micah Parsons the NFL's best defensive player. All right, so
- 16:34Speaker 2: we can play this cat and mouse game if you want.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Let's hold on here, let's pump the brakes. Though the
- 16:39Speaker 2: word best is like an ad for paper plates. Technically
- 16:44Speaker 2: it means as good as all the other paper plates
- 16:46Speaker 2: in that category, but Parsons clearly means he's better than
- 16:50Speaker 2: all the other players, which is a dangerous response. Now,
- 16:55Speaker 2: under the Mallard microscope, Parsons does not measure up financially.
- 17:00Speaker 2: He is at the very top of the mountain, so
- 17:03Speaker 2: good for him. He's buying dinner. He's buying dinner. But
- 17:07Speaker 2: under the Mallard microscope, Michael Parsons has accumulated some really
- 17:11Speaker 2: good stats. He's on pace for seventeen and a half sacks,
- 17:15Speaker 2: which would be good flying off the edge, becoming a
- 17:19Speaker 2: complete ballplayer. Unfortunately, the cheese melts next to the classic
- 17:26Speaker 2: Gira Deli chocolate brownies recipe.
- 17:29Speaker 1: It's just in a different tax bracket. And we're talking
- 17:32Speaker 1: about the.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Guy in Cleveland named Miles, Miles freaking Garrett.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Ever heard of him? Yeah, who watches the Browns.
- 17:39Speaker 2: He's already got eighteen sacks, playing in the Factory of Sadness,
- 17:45Speaker 2: that sweat shop in Cleveland, and still wrecking games even
- 17:49Speaker 2: though there's no one else worth their salt, And he's
- 17:52Speaker 2: still making unbelievable plays week after week, and he is
- 17:55Speaker 2: the betting favorite, the betting favorite for defensive Player of
- 18:00Speaker 2: the Year. It's Miles Garrett, who is better case close,
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- 21:23Speaker 2: where we attempt to test the boundaries of time and space.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Here is the malor riddle of the day.
- 21:30Speaker 2: Scientists say that blank works as well as the popular mouthwashes.
- 21:37Speaker 2: All right, that is the question. What is the answer?
- 21:42Speaker 2: And let's see does anyone know the answer? We go
- 21:46Speaker 2: to the great unwashed here.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Well, some of these things. I cannot a lot.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Of Doc mic references. Who did, by the way, call in?
- 21:56Speaker 2: He called me on my I hadn't heard from him
- 21:58Speaker 2: in a while. He used to call me every week.
- 22:00Speaker 2: But Doc called me the other day. He was in
- 22:03Speaker 2: the middle of the.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Sticks of Missouri and he was going down south somewhere.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Rob in Rob's the Goat Man.
- 22:14Speaker 2: He says jet fuel works as well as most of
- 22:17Speaker 2: the popular mouthwashes, Nacho cheese, sauce from Doc Dan soap.
- 22:23Speaker 1: What else do we have?
- 22:24Speaker 2: Eggnog from Milkman Mike in Colorado, a bidet from Bobby
- 22:29Speaker 2: in Florida. Malard prop Guy says the Fernando Tatis Junior
- 22:33Speaker 2: ringworm ointment and elixir that is late night drug tester
- 22:38Speaker 2: approved unless it's not what else we have?
- 22:41Speaker 1: Headlight fluid from King Rory. That's his answer. Stale plato.
- 22:47Speaker 2: A few things more disappointing than stale Plato from Late
- 22:50Speaker 2: Night Drug Tester. Pickles of course from Alf the Alien Opiner.
- 22:56Speaker 2: Buffalo trace bourbon from J T JT.
- 23:01Speaker 1: The Wingman said. That's what he he said.
- 23:04Speaker 2: Coconut oil from filler Up Phil. That's his answer. Dish
- 23:08Speaker 2: soap from Gunner the panther Apologist. Thanksgiving some kind of
- 23:14Speaker 2: thanksgiving nonsense from nature Boy.
- 23:16Speaker 1: What else do we have? Page down plungers from Mike
- 23:19Speaker 1: the Leprechaun. Let's see what if I'm reading these other ones?
- 23:25Speaker 3: Here?
- 23:27Speaker 1: No, all right? The correct answer to the Mallord riddle
- 23:31Speaker 1: of the day.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Scientists say that garlic mouthwash. Garlic mouthwash works as well
- 23:40Speaker 2: as the popular.
- 23:43Speaker 1: Mouthwashes. It's science. It's gotta be gotta be the way
- 23:48Speaker 1: I love garlic. Most people don't enjoy garlic. They don't
- 23:52Speaker 1: appreciate the powers of garlic. But they did.
- 23:55Speaker 2: A survey of study, the Journal of Herbal Medicine or
- 24:00Speaker 2: whatever it said.
- 24:01Speaker 1: What did it say?
- 24:02Speaker 2: Page down here went through everything, went through all the
- 24:05Speaker 2: different properties of garlic and compared it to the mainstream mouthwash,
- 24:09Speaker 2: and the evidence suggested it was just as good and
- 24:14Speaker 2: without the side effects.
- 24:15Speaker 1: There's no side effects.
- 24:16Speaker 3: I know.
- 24:16Speaker 1: If there's side effects from mouthwash, I don't know. Anyway,
- 24:19Speaker 1: there it is.
- 24:20Speaker 2: They say a global consumption of garlic reach departsently thirty
- 24:23Speaker 2: million metric tons in twenty twenty four, China dominating consumption
- 24:31Speaker 2: and production, accounting for nearly eighty percent of the global
- 24:35Speaker 2: supply of garlic in the worldwide garlic extract market valued
- 24:40Speaker 2: at over fifteen billion. I should have gotten into big garlic.
- 24:44Speaker 2: I missed my calling. I could have gotten into big garlic.
- 24:47Speaker 2: Bad job by me are. Let's go to the phones
- 24:50Speaker 2: and let's say he load to eenie Meeni Mini Mo.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Let's say a loa to hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
- 24:58Speaker 1: Hello, hollering Jame.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Hey, Edny, what do you think of this new quarterback?
- 25:05Speaker 3: Matt Hargrove Where wherever his name is? The University of
- 25:09Speaker 3: Minnesota kids going in for J J. McCarty. Because he's
- 25:14Speaker 3: gonna be Sam Donold.
- 25:18Speaker 1: I believe he will be Tommy Kramer two point zero.
- 25:22Speaker 3: Tommy Kramer.
- 25:23Speaker 5: That's a name from the past.
- 25:25Speaker 3: Remember when we met him back in the past.
- 25:28Speaker 2: Ben, Yes, Tommy Kramer showed up to the Malor meet
- 25:32Speaker 2: and greet we did at the Mermaid in Minnesota. He
- 25:34Speaker 2: was there representing the Vikings and it was an honor
- 25:37Speaker 2: to meeting.
- 25:37Speaker 7: But I don't know my wife, Ben, I'll never forget
- 25:41Speaker 7: that night, the same night that I went to the
- 25:44Speaker 7: Ring James s Concert and Saint Paul Minnesota.
- 25:49Speaker 3: I didn't know.
- 25:49Speaker 1: I didn't know you did that that night. I had
- 25:51Speaker 1: no idea you went to the concert. What a night
- 25:53Speaker 1: that was amazing.
- 25:55Speaker 3: I went there where I took Jack everywhere. Jack took
- 25:59Speaker 3: mehes in and driving.
- 26:01Speaker 7: Man, you come out to Minnesota, you feel a hoover
- 26:05Speaker 7: and you've come to see me in your hoober.
- 26:08Speaker 1: You want me to come in a vacuum. You would
- 26:10Speaker 1: you like me to take a vacuum.
- 26:12Speaker 3: Vacuum me up as quickly as possible. Let's find me
- 26:16Speaker 3: a date. Let's bring Cabby from Montana. Let's find me
- 26:20Speaker 3: a date. Man.
- 26:23Speaker 2: Well, many people say the way to find a woman
- 26:26Speaker 2: is on overnight talk radio, sports talking.
- 26:29Speaker 1: It's very popular. It's a good dating place. Absolutely.
- 26:38Speaker 3: What did you say?
- 26:45Speaker 1: All right? Anything else? James? That's it? You get you
- 26:47Speaker 1: called in to say hello, and that's all right?
- 26:49Speaker 3: Yes, noah, man, you know what I should have won,
- 26:53Speaker 3: that had the first two.
- 26:56Speaker 1: Now you're whining. Why would you whine? There's no need
- 26:58Speaker 1: to wint.
- 26:59Speaker 7: Well, I will cheese with that one. Did you see
- 27:02Speaker 7: the pats? No?
- 27:04Speaker 1: Why would I watch any football?
- 27:06Speaker 3: My god would want any football?
- 27:13Speaker 8: Man?
- 27:14Speaker 2: Okay, okay, alright, yes, I want to you want an axe,
- 27:19Speaker 2: I'll go down and buy an axe. I'll go down
- 27:20Speaker 2: to home deeper and buy an axe and get your
- 27:23Speaker 2: acts for like one hundred bucks.
- 27:25Speaker 1: All right, thank you? Hollering James call in talk radio
- 27:29Speaker 1: kids right there. What was the song he was playing
- 27:30Speaker 1: in the background. I don't know what that is.
- 27:33Speaker 2: His favorite song is thirty six pills in the morning,
- 27:37Speaker 2: thirty six pills at night. Unfortunately, the staff that I
- 27:40Speaker 2: work with refuses to put that in the system, so
- 27:42Speaker 2: we cannot play it unless they're here.
- 27:44Speaker 1: It sounded like dirty laundry.
- 27:47Speaker 2: That would sound like, yeah, okay, all right, that's uh
- 27:50Speaker 2: your old DJ Mark back in the day.
- 27:52Speaker 1: You're back, Yes I am, And I also play a
- 27:54Speaker 1: doctor on the radio.
- 27:56Speaker 2: Okay, and you might want to take two pharmacy greade
- 28:00Speaker 2: your profen and call me in the morning.
- 28:01Speaker 1: Do you see that Rick Fox?
- 28:02Speaker 2: The the former NBA player Rick Fox is now running
- 28:07Speaker 2: for political office in the Bahamas for the Bahamas House
- 28:11Speaker 2: of Assembly in twenty twenty six. He announced this week
- 28:15Speaker 2: on social media. Rick Fox played with the Celtics and
- 28:17Speaker 2: the Lakers, and he was born in Toronto to a
- 28:22Speaker 2: Bohemian father is that how you said? And Canadian mother
- 28:26Speaker 2: before moving to the Bahamas. And I guess see that's
- 28:31Speaker 2: where he's hanging out these days.
- 28:33Speaker 1: Rick Fox must be tough there. He moved there when
- 28:36Speaker 1: he was a child. I think he lives in la
- 28:38Speaker 1: though I don't know, maybe moved after he was done playing.
- 28:40Speaker 1: The best teeth ever, he has a really nice, good
- 28:43Speaker 1: dental Yeah, that's thought smile is like the million dollar
- 28:46Speaker 1: smile and of Rick Fox.
- 28:49Speaker 2: No, I just, I just, I just that's just a
- 28:52Speaker 2: memorial thing about him, like you know, being on the
- 28:55Speaker 2: Lakers in that time period.
- 28:56Speaker 1: I just always remember his teeth, A lot of really
- 28:59Speaker 1: good teeth. Gotcha, I understand.
- 29:01Speaker 2: Well, Well, we do have a fun fact of the
- 29:03Speaker 2: Hour Maler show. Fun factor, fun fact, fun fact, fun fact,
- 29:07Speaker 2: fun fact. It comes from the fun fact benefactor or beneficiary.
- 29:13Speaker 2: I'm the beneficiary alf says in the nineteen fifties, donut
- 29:17Speaker 2: shops were among the first food businesses to stay open
- 29:20Speaker 2: late at night. They became popular spots for police officers
- 29:24Speaker 2: working the night shift, as these shops provided officers with
- 29:27Speaker 2: a place to eat, complete paperwork, and take a break.
- 29:31Speaker 2: That is why donuts became associated with cops.
- 29:34Speaker 3: They go.
- 29:35Speaker 2: So if only I'm thinking about other businesses, like any
- 29:39Speaker 2: laundry mats are open, But you can't really get a
- 29:41Speaker 2: snack at a laundromat, you know, it's not you can't.
- 29:44Speaker 1: Really do that. That didn't really work. So well, let's
- 29:46Speaker 1: go back to the phones, and who do we have.
- 29:48Speaker 1: Let's se Anie Meenie miney Moll. Let's say hello to
- 29:52Speaker 1: his art there and San Diego. Is he still hanging on?
- 29:55Speaker 1: I don't know he's been on hold for what's going
- 29:59Speaker 1: on on? Are welcome, Marr?
- 30:02Speaker 8: I'm just here driving passengers to and fro the employees
- 30:07Speaker 8: to the Sane Airport night media like you taking the
- 30:12Speaker 8: media travel dude, I haven't picked up very many people
- 30:14Speaker 8: at all today.
- 30:15Speaker 7: Like all those news stories you.
- 30:17Speaker 8: See about travel nightmares not happening here in San Diego.
- 30:22Speaker 2: Well that would but that's but but Art, that's the
- 30:25Speaker 2: day before Thanksgiving, like a couple of days before Thanksgiving.
- 30:28Speaker 1: Now, no one's going to really travel till Sunday. Right,
- 30:31Speaker 1: Sunday is going to be a poop.
- 30:33Speaker 4: Showing no problem all weeks or so, no problem.
- 30:38Speaker 3: They were great. The Great yard Shift is dead.
- 30:42Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not too many flights in San Diego at night?
- 30:45Speaker 3: Right?
- 30:45Speaker 2: Don't they shut that thing down? Because you got to
- 30:46Speaker 2: land right over downtown San Diego. The flight path takes
- 30:50Speaker 2: you right over the skyline.
- 30:51Speaker 8: It's crazy, look at it there for right now, there's
- 30:53Speaker 8: no flights at all coming are going?
- 30:55Speaker 3: Hey, let me ask the question, Chargers, Greaters, who do
- 30:57Speaker 3: you like?
- 30:59Speaker 7: Well?
- 30:59Speaker 2: You watch Benny versus the Penny that will be up
- 31:01Speaker 2: later today. But I am going to take the Raiders
- 31:03Speaker 2: plus the points in that game and too many points
- 31:05Speaker 2: to what?
- 31:06Speaker 1: Too many points?
- 31:08Speaker 3: How dare you? That's like letting I called in. You
- 31:10Speaker 3: picked the game.
- 31:11Speaker 8: I forget who they're playing, but you picked against my
- 31:13Speaker 8: Chargers and you lost that bet. So they're probably gonna
- 31:16Speaker 8: lose again.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Okay, I hope.
- 31:18Speaker 1: Well we'll see about that.
- 31:20Speaker 2: But listen, the Chargers have some issues on their offensive line,
- 31:24Speaker 2: and they gotta win the you're gonna blow out and
- 31:26Speaker 2: the Raiders have been bad, But most of the time
- 31:29Speaker 2: the Raiders don't get blown out. They just find a
- 31:31Speaker 2: way to screw up because Gino Smith stinks and they'll
- 31:34Speaker 2: find a way to blow it.
- 31:35Speaker 1: So that's a bit hing does that work?
- 31:38Speaker 8: How does Tom Brady own part of the Raiders and
- 31:40Speaker 8: get to be a broadcaster?
- 31:42Speaker 3: How does that work?
- 31:43Speaker 1: Because everyone's in bed with everyone in the NFL.
- 31:47Speaker 2: The more interesting question is how is Tom Brady who
- 31:49Speaker 2: owns like together with this other guy. He owns like
- 31:52Speaker 2: less than ten percent of the Raiders, and Mark Davis
- 31:55Speaker 2: is allowing him to make all the decisions for the Raiders.
- 31:59Speaker 2: He is the GM by proxy, and he's doing a
- 32:02Speaker 2: terrible job and no one will criticize him because if
- 32:05Speaker 2: you criticize him, and you're in the mainstream football media,
- 32:08Speaker 2: you will be blackballed. So Brady's not getting criticized by
- 32:12Speaker 2: hardly anyone despite doing a terrible job.
- 32:15Speaker 1: He hired the wrong coach, I hired the wrong quarterback.
- 32:18Speaker 2: He's already they have gotten rid of their special teams coach,
- 32:21Speaker 2: their defensive coordinator, and that's Tom Brady.
- 32:24Speaker 1: He's terrible to go to.
- 32:28Speaker 8: Go had a good coach at Jack del Rio. Whateppen
- 32:31Speaker 8: to that guy? Why they get rid of him?
- 32:33Speaker 1: I mean, that's an old reference to Jack del Real.
- 32:38Speaker 1: That's like four coaches ago for the Raiders. Jack he
- 32:41Speaker 1: wasn't Washington. I don't know. I don't know if he's
- 32:44Speaker 1: still coaching somewhere. He's probably is, But I have no idea.
- 32:46Speaker 1: I gotta go. You're look at you're full of vetergy.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Be safe out there, San Diego.
- 32:50Speaker 2: My god, ever been to San Diego and I got
- 32:54Speaker 2: my starting radio commercial radio in San Diego. And the
- 32:58Speaker 2: airport to land and you're literally flying over the skyline
- 33:02Speaker 2: of San Diego.
- 33:02Speaker 1: It's the craziest, like the worst possible setup for an airport.
- 33:06Speaker 2: And they remember years ago, twenty years ago, thirty years ago,
- 33:10Speaker 2: they were talking about building a new airport, making it
- 33:13Speaker 2: more functional for San Diego, and they never did and
- 33:17Speaker 2: never did just that one thing right there, All right,
- 33:20Speaker 2: we got coming up. I see weed Man's online. He's
- 33:23Speaker 2: ready for Big Men's Lame Jokes of a Week. So
- 33:25Speaker 2: we're gonna have that for the rest of the hour,
- 33:28Speaker 2: Big Bend's Lame Jokes of the Week.
- 33:32Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it.
- 33:36Speaker 5: Next. Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
- 33:39Speaker 5: Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific,
- 33:42Speaker 5: Bill Miller and you.
- 33:44Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mallor Show, hanging out with you
- 33:47Speaker 1: all night. Don't forget about the Fifth Hour Podcast. Oh
- 33:51Speaker 1: my god, the Audio Sweatshop is open on the weekends.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Too old. It's mind blowing. Yes for your audio needs.
- 34:00Speaker 1: The Fifth Hour Podcast voted the top podcast for dudes
- 34:04Speaker 1: who are married.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Doing the honeydo List on Saturday and Sunday mornings very popular,
- 34:11Speaker 2: so check that out. The mail bag on Sunday for
- 34:16Speaker 2: the Fifth Hour Podcast, which is nothing like Ask Ben,
- 34:19Speaker 2: nothing like Ask Ben the mail bag that we do
- 34:22Speaker 2: on the Fifth Hour Podcast on Sunday. We have new
- 34:24Speaker 2: episodes up today, tomorrow and on Sunday and then back
- 34:28Speaker 2: on the radio Sunday night.
- 34:30Speaker 1: And don't forget about Bennie Versus the Penny.
- 34:32Speaker 2: The Black Friday edition of Benny Versus the Penny available
- 34:36Speaker 2: right now and then later today you have the full
- 34:39Speaker 2: edition for all the Sunday games.
- 34:41Speaker 4: So a lot to promote and be part of the show.
- 34:46Speaker 4: Thank you, Knock Knock, Who's there? Blame week blame week too.
- 34:53Speaker 4: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Then it is, we welcome in a man who's on
- 35:00Speaker 2: this show at least a couple of days a week
- 35:02Speaker 2: from Hollywood.
- 35:04Speaker 3: Thanks Monday. I love Monday. Thank you.
- 35:07Speaker 1: You don't love this. I thought you love this.
- 35:09Speaker 3: I love this. I love this.
- 35:11Speaker 1: I feel like you don't. I feel like you love
- 35:13Speaker 1: Monday more. I feel like you don't. Like this is
- 35:15Speaker 1: secondary to you that you enjoy Monday more than this.
- 35:19Speaker 8: No, it's it's me and I get to talk.
- 35:22Speaker 3: I like you a lot.
- 35:24Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, when's Benny and the Weed Man coming? Do
- 35:28Speaker 1: we have that show? We're gonna We're gonna book a
- 35:30Speaker 1: venue in Vegas.
- 35:33Speaker 3: You know what we should do.
- 35:34Speaker 1: I have a great idea.
- 35:35Speaker 2: We should go to like retirement homes and perform at
- 35:38Speaker 2: retirement homes around Florida.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Be great.
- 35:42Speaker 2: We'll hit like we'll hit like Jewish community centers. We'll
- 35:45Speaker 2: hit retirement homes, hit churches. It'd be awesome.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Man, we'll kick some ass, all right. Anyway, Well, you
- 35:53Speaker 1: might want you might want to get an email first,
- 35:55Speaker 1: Weed Man. Usually these things done an email. So these
- 35:57Speaker 1: are actual jokes. You're working on it I know, yeah,
- 36:00Speaker 1: I know.
- 36:02Speaker 2: You're gonna get the Pony Express to get your email.
- 36:06Speaker 2: Actual jokes by actual listeners. If you'd like to send
- 36:08Speaker 2: a joke in for a future edition of Big Ben's
- 36:11Speaker 2: Lame Jokes of the Week, you can send it care
- 36:13Speaker 2: of Ben Mahler Show at gmail dot com. That's Ben
- 36:18Speaker 2: Mahlor Show at gmail dot com. That is how that goes,
- 36:24Speaker 2: and away we go. Well, big news. Weed Man's Thanksgiving
- 36:28Speaker 2: was Did you hear about this?
- 36:30Speaker 7: It was?
- 36:31Speaker 1: You know what you had for Thanksgiving?
- 36:32Speaker 3: Men?
- 36:32Speaker 1: You remember what.
- 36:35Speaker 2: You had?
- 36:35Speaker 1: You had turkey? You had you had turkey pot pie
- 36:38Speaker 1: is what you had, and it was wonderful.
- 36:41Speaker 2: And there you go and you you ate turkey, smoked
- 36:43Speaker 2: pot and ate You ate turkey, you smoked pot and
- 36:46Speaker 2: ate pie.
- 36:47Speaker 1: All right?
- 36:47Speaker 7: Now?
- 36:47Speaker 2: What that's from eke econ Roseville, Minnesota. What's the difference
- 36:51Speaker 2: between Mike the Leprechaun and weed Man Hippie?
- 36:54Speaker 1: What one has a pot of gold and the other
- 36:58Speaker 1: just has pot.
- 36:59Speaker 2: That's Joe in Virginia Beach, in Military Town there in
- 37:03Speaker 2: Virginia Beach. What is the only job weed Man likes?
- 37:07Speaker 2: The only the only job weed Man likes? What job
- 37:11Speaker 2: the one involving a hand, no food.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Involving and it's Eric. I think Eric sent that one
- 37:19Speaker 1: in What is Eric in Kansas?
- 37:20Speaker 2: What is the difference between sending weed man money or
- 37:23Speaker 2: setting it on fire?
- 37:26Speaker 3: What's the difference?
- 37:27Speaker 1: Well, it turns out there is no difference either way.
- 37:29Speaker 1: It's going up in smoke, so it doesn't matter. We
- 37:34Speaker 1: said that one.
- 37:34Speaker 2: And these are actual jokes by actual listeners. What did
- 37:36Speaker 2: weed man bring to a friends giving get together?
- 37:40Speaker 3: What?
- 37:42Speaker 1: Well, I'm surprised you forgot we've met.
- 37:43Speaker 2: You brought a package of lunchables and called it a
- 37:46Speaker 2: sharcouterie board. That's Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Yeah, that that
- 37:53Speaker 2: is one of the things in life where and I
- 37:56Speaker 2: don't know that actually Bree is into this. To me,
- 37:59Speaker 2: that's a sign become old. When you get into charcuterie boards,
- 38:02Speaker 2: you've become old. That's a dead giveaway.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 38:06Speaker 2: What what happened when the police chased a naked weed
- 38:09Speaker 2: man hippie into a church?
- 38:12Speaker 7: Oh? What?
- 38:14Speaker 2: Well, they actually caught you weed Man by the organ,
- 38:17Speaker 2: if you know what I'm saying. That's George and Valdi,
- 38:21Speaker 2: George and Uvalde Texas well. Why is weed Man hippie's
- 38:24Speaker 2: life like patting Dwayne Johnson on the behind. Why they're
- 38:30Speaker 2: both hitting rock bottom? That's George and Valdi Texas. He's
- 38:36Speaker 2: a teacher there and You'valdi good fan of Fox Sports Radio.
- 38:39Speaker 2: The Great George and Uvalde Texas. Did you hear weed
- 38:42Speaker 2: Man is already working on his New Year's resolutions? Yeah,
- 38:48Speaker 2: so far he has avoid getting more activity on social
- 38:52Speaker 2: media and get a job as an under the table
- 38:56Speaker 2: paid protester.
- 38:57Speaker 1: There you go, you should do that we made you
- 38:58Speaker 1: can get paid the pro test.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Yeah. They'll even pay it to like burn cars and
- 39:04Speaker 2: stuff and destroy cities. It's a lot of money in that.
- 39:07Speaker 2: That's Tom from Indiana. Why does weed Man always win?
- 39:12Speaker 8: Why?
- 39:13Speaker 2: Because beggars can't be losers. So Michael Leprechaun set that
- 39:20Speaker 2: one in. Why does weed Man prefer regular mail more
- 39:24Speaker 2: than email? Why because regular mail might sometimes deliver him
- 39:29Speaker 2: a cardboard box to live in. That Mike and Michael
- 39:33Speaker 2: Leprecaun again, what do you what do you call Aaron
- 39:36Speaker 2: Rodgers mustache?
- 39:38Speaker 1: What all right? He said? Lucky Tony says load management.
- 39:41Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
- 39:42Speaker 2: What What did cam Ward say when he found out
- 39:47Speaker 2: that whoopee Pie Blair has been hired as the new
- 39:49Speaker 2: podcaster for the Tennessee Titans. What we asked that Shane
- 39:54Speaker 2: in Alabama who sent that one in why why was
- 39:57Speaker 2: blind Scott terrible at hockey?
- 39:59Speaker 1: Why he was always being blind sided?
- 40:02Speaker 2: That's Mike the Leprechaon who said that one in Thank
- 40:06Speaker 2: you weed Man.