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win last week. And it's going to help me cash
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another one this week. But before we get into
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that, it is week 16 in the NFL. And the the the
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end is nigh. And it doesn't not exciting. That's
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not not an exciting thought to have. But before
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we get into Week 16. Let's just go over how we
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went last week. So last week, with the picks
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I gave out on the show, I went 5 -1 and I won
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my surefire. So feels real good. Feels really
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good to get in the win column again by this margin,
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because it's been a little bit since I've won
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by this amount. But feels good. I did lose the
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Monday night football bet. that we that we tweeted
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out. But but that's okay. And that was just some
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pick that I got from some guy on the internet.
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Kind of like us guys on the internet. Anyway,
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moving on, Chris, how did you do last week? Oh,
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I mean, not too bad. I think all sudden, all
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sudden done, I went six and five between Thursday,
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Sunday and Monday. Lost my surefire. Ruined this.
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Just had to be competent. That sucked. What's
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it counting on that? But yeah, about even unit
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-wise. So, I mean, we'll take it, I guess. But
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yeah, on to week 16. The end is nigh, but just
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gotta catch some bets. That'll help numb the
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pain. Sean, how'd you do? seven and two with
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four plus money winners, including my surefire
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pick thanks to our friends at the Trends Center
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and the New Orleans Saints for winning that game.
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I had the Broncos money line. I got the Saints
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my surefire pick at plus 100. And then what was
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the other one? I don't know. It was, hold on,
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I can pull it up. Bronco's many lines, Saints
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plus two and a half. Was it the Ravens? No, I
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lost that one. That was one of my losers. But
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it might have been three. But I got last, on
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Monday night, Steelers minus one and a half first
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half was also plus 100. So, shout out. Shout
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out to Steelers. But yeah, I'm on a pretty good
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winning streak so far in this season, so let's
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just keep it going, close out the season strong,
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just with what we have left. Yes, like Limp Bizkit
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said, let's keep it rolling, rolling, rolling,
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baby. It's week 16. Okay, I just got to keep
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going. We have Saturday football this this week
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for some reason we got two games on Saturday
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the game We're going to talk about is really
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that the Saturday night football game Sounds
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kind of weird when you say it But it's the Packers
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at the Bears. The Bears are home dogs by a point
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and a half, and the over -under is 46 and a half
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currently. Packers beat up on the Bears, not
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last week but the week before. Now they're playing
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each other again. Back in Chicago, did the Bears
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win last week? Who did they beat? Yeah, they
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beat Cleveland. Oh, well that doesn't count.
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I mean, it counts because they won, but it's
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Cleveland. And the Packers, they lost to the
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Broncos and they lost their their star linebacker,
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Micah Parsons. I can't remember if that's is
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he an edge or a linebacker? He's an edge. All
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right. Whatever. They lost their star defensive
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player, Micah Parsons. Not good. does not spell
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good for the Packers but they are one of these
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teams that just find a way to overcome obstacles
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whether that be winning a game or injuries it
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feels like they always just have like like a
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like a number of number two wide receivers which
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would be you know pretty good on pretty pretty
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much every team but All right, I'll get this
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going Honestly, I like the I like the over here
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I feel like with the Packers losing the edge
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on defense And the the Bears, you know, their
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defense is nothing to write home about But I
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think they can probably win the game but Who's
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to say maybe maybe not But I do I do like the
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points here. The Packers can score pretty much
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at will uh honestly and and the Bears uh they've
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just been shown that they're coached pretty well
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and they have decent players and been able to
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win some games and put up some points so uh I
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like the over in this game I think it should
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be uh could be a fun game could be a fun Saturday
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night game uh Chris what do you think about this
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game? Well this team burdened me pretty bad last
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week but I'm going back to them taking Packers
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on the money line um yeah Parsons being hurt
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stinks. I don't know if it's going to be as big
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a deal as people think. Parsons overall this
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season has played very well, but he's gone like
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peaks and valleys this season. A few weeks ago,
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he had a three game stretch against the Giants,
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Lions and Vikings where he had seven tackles,
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six sacks. That's pretty much about half his
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production of the whole season. He hasn't done
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much in the last three weeks since then. And
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last time these two teams played, he had one
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tackle the entire game. So I just don't think
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his impact is going to be as sorely missed as
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people think. I think the Packers are the better
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team. I think they went out right. They've won
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six straight in Chicago. They're pretty used
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to winning there. I think they keep it going.
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Sean, what do you think? Astute observation,
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Chris. I did spend a lot of time like second
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guessing myself on this. But the answer is staring
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me right in the face is Packers money line We
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know Parsons obviously we might not have Christian
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Watson either You looked like got a nasty injury
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to his chest is what I was seeing but I I think
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this one's gonna be close, but I think Green
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Bay can pull out You know a hard -nosed victory
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to overtake the division We mentioned last week
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how good Lafleur is in December But after this
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Broncos lost, he is still 21, five, 21 and five
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straight up and 14, 11 and one against the spread.
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And after a loss in December, he has four and
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one straight up and three and two against the
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spread. Um, I honestly think the Packers are
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just the better team. Even with the injuries,
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I think they can overcome the pesky bears. Uh,
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Ben Johnson, great been played, been a good coach
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so far. Um, but Within his division, I think
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he's one in three. So he's got to overcome that
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hump within his division. But outside his division,
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he's flying high. So yeah, let's just go coach
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to coach matchup for matchup. Give me Lafleur
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and Jordan Love on the Green Bay Packers Moneyline
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Saturday Night Football. Okay, Saturday night
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football there it is moving on to the Sunday
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games first game first glance Kind of looks like
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a stinker. That's because it is but That shit
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is on the line For this stinker of the game and
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that's the Bucks Panthers Game the Panthers are
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home underdogs by three points the over under
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is 45 and a half I'm going to kick it to Chris
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first. What do you think about this game, Chris?
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I hate this game. I can't pick a side. It seems
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like neither of these teams wants to win this
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division at all. The Bucs have had three straight
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games, I think. If they would have just won,
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they would have clinched the division. They haven't
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done it yet. And the Panthers, all they had to
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do last week was beat the shitbag Saints and
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they can do that. So I don't really trust either
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team. Well, I do trust his overs in Carolina.
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Carolina's sneaky been an over factory. Yeah,
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the Panthers overs are eight and two in the 10
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home games this season. So if it wasn't for Ford
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Field, this would be the best over stadium venue,
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whatever you want to call it in the National
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Football League. So yeah, over 45 and a half
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is my play. I don't think either defense is particularly
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great. We just saw Tampa Bay get torched by Kirk
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Cousins on Thursday Night Football. And I mean,
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Carolina, their defense is whatever. So yeah,
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I like the over. Let's see, I had another step.
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Where is it? Yes. Oh yes, the over is also hit
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in four of the last five games between these
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two teams. So usually fireworks and they meet
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up. So yeah, over 45 and a half. Will, what do
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you think? I like that reasoning. I did not know
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that stat That being said I'm not going against
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that But I am I'm betting on the Panthers. There's
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something about the Panthers It at the same time.
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It does feel like nobody wants to win this division
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but also like yeah, the bucks are getting healthier,
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but They're still not really kind of putting
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it back together Like people are probably playing
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hurt. It's probably not not really where they
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want to be and Honestly, the Panthers have kept
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it close in in a lot of their games this season
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and three points They've been pretty good at
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home if I if I remember correctly, so Give me
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the give me the points. I'll I'll take the points
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there three points It's not a lot and a divisional
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matchup, but typically divisional matchup is
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pretty close So I will take the points here plus
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three Sean, what do you think? I I spent a lot
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of my time looking into these two teams playoff
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scenarios. And man, like that Saints loss really
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did a number on the on the Panthers. They would
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have just they would have had the Panthers would
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have had to lose both of these upcoming games
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against the Bucks because they played this week
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and they played in week 18. Which means Panthers
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had the back against the wall. Gotta win this
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one. And they're just gonna have to grin and
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bear it when they host Seattle next week. So
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this one's gonna be huge. I am going Panthers
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plus three for that reason, just back against
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the wall. Also, doesn't this just make sense
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for this division? Panthers go ahead for the
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division this week. Panthers lose to Seattle
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next week. Bucks beat the Dolphins. And then
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it's a win and in scenario for both teams in
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week 18. It's just it's just like NFC South like
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it's just an NFC South conundrum and it just
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it just makes sense. So I I am going to stick
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with the spread. Just be safe. Because you know
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it could be a 2021 game. Like, it could be a
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very, like, hard nose. I don't know what the...
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What was the total, Chris? 45 and a half. Okay,
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so... Let's say it's a 27 -24 game. Love it.
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Yeah. Like, let's just... That doesn't really
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work, but we push. So, whatever. That's fine.
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Yeah, that's fine. But yeah, I'm just gonna stick
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with the spread, but... This just makes too much
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sense for the NFL script just for this game to
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come on week 18 be the be the prime time game
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and week 18 winning in. So give me the Panthers
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plus three. Also, I just think a lot more people
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are just going to bet on the bucks. So. Fading
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the public anyway, moving on next game, the Jaguars
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are playing. in denver against the broncos uh
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broncos favored by three here um over under is
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45 and a half um the broncos uh they did that
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thing where they played with their food last
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week but they i mean they comfortably beat the
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uh the packers uh it wasn't they comfortably
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beat him but like the story of the game definitely
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wasn't that they were down like i think multiple
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times during that game but it was able to uh
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to pull that one out The Jags Shit, who did they
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play last week? Jets. Oh, yeah, they they beat
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their shit out of the Jets so But yeah, I'm Sean.
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I'm gonna let you take this one first Alright,
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I'm going over 45 and a half. I think this matchup
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just sets real nice for some points And I think
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this number feels a little light The over is
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five and two in Jacksonville's last seven and
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is also hitting Denver's last three. Both these
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teams are playing confident, efficient football.
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Neither defense has really shown the ability
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to consistently shut down opponents. I know Denver
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has a good defense, but I mean, they're letting
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people score. So how good could your defense
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be really? But Jacksonville, they've been riding
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high. since the bye week. They have yet to be
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held to under 25 points since their bye week.
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Denver, like I said, I mean, they're just quietly
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like springing leaks over the last few weeks
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in their defense. I think this should allow Jacksonville
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to just move the ball downfield consistently.
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And even if they like get to midfield Little's
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leg anytime the Jags are near midfield, I think
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points are on the board. So Yeah, also Trevor
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Lawrence has been playing out of his mind right
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now. Over the last five games, he's done 13 touchdowns.
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He's on absolute demon time. And yes, I know
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last week he played the Jets. Perhaps the worst
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defense the NFL has ever seen, but he still put
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up 655 passing touchdowns. One rushing touchdown.
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That's nothing to you know, just. wave out of
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the air. But that just shows confidence matters,
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rhythm matters. There's a reason why the Jags
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are sitting on top of the division right now.
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And this offense is peaking. So also I got a
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little stat here. The total has gone over in
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seven of Jacksonville's last eight road games
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in Denver. So give me Jacksonville Jaguars, Denver
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Broncos over 45 and a half. Will, what do you
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got? Am on the same thing the over 45 and a half
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I do have one stat but that is for later Oh Yes,
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little teaser. Yes. It's a little teaser. It
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is a very short stat. So Don't get don't get
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don't get too hard over there. But uh, but yes
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every for everything that you said Sean like
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Like Jags have been scoring Tremendously, I mean
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they scored over 25 points in the last five weeks
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They're on a five game heater and the Broncos
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Like like we've we've coined on this show. They
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play with their food. They you know, they could
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win this game, but I mean if anything I see this
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kind of like the the Packers game from last week
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like It was 28 to 36 something like that. Yeah,
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and so that's that's that's well over So I am
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I'm going over 45 and a half Chris What do you
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think? All right. The Denver Broncos, I bet against
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them last week didn't work out for me. You think
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I learned my lesson, but I'm fading them again.
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This time in the first half, Jacksonville Jaguars
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first half plus one and a half. Pretty much kind
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of to piggyback off both y 'all's points. The
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Broncos have played with their food all season.
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I think this is just going to be another scenario.
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They kind of play a little rope a dope, maybe.
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They trail going into the second half. Maybe
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they tie it. Who knows? But they always just
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kind of like, all right, let's get a feel for
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our offense. Let's get a feel for what they want
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to do in the first half. Then second half, Bo
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Nix goes, he plays hero ball and they win by
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10 or whatever. At least that's what happened
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last week because that was brutal. But the Jags
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are pretty much the exact opposite. They come
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out swinging and then they choke in the second
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half. They are, let's see, they are 10 and 4.
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straight up in the first half of the season pretty
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damn good so um yeah i think give me a little
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point half insurance i'll take that so yes jags
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first half plus one and a half okay that's uh
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what an eye what an eye there um excellent i
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really i really wanted to take the like i had
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the jags written down and then i was like well
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no because what's gonna happen is they're gonna
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be ahead in the first half that they're gonna
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lose by ten. I was like, well, wait a minute.
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Just take them first half. Duh. Bob can figure
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it out. Okay. Wait, wait. It's so simple. Just
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take them into the first half. Why am I doing
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this the entire year? I'd be a millionaire. Perfect.
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All right. Next game, Steelers at the Lions in
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Detroit. Lions are favored by seven over under
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is 51 and a half I Don't really have anything
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to back this up, but I will start us off I'm
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taking the Lions minus seven here It feels like
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they really need to beat the shit out of someone
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Honestly, if they if they want even a prayer
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of making the playoffs Because right now it does
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not seem like that is the likely outcome they
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may loot may not make the playoffs this year,
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which is crazy. But I think this is a let's beat
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the shit out of the old ass Steelers type of
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game. And let's let's get this train back on
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track. Chris, what do you think? Every time I
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bet on the Lions, they lose. So I'm finally going
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to stop doing that. So let's just go back to
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old reliable Steelers Lions over 51 and a half.
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Steelers defense actually showed some life last
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week against the shitbag dolphins. I think Detroit
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torches them. The Steelers defense is not good.
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It's just not. I know they look good against,
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again, the shitbag dolphins. I think the Lions,
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pretty much like you said, well, they need a
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big win. They need to kind of flex against someone.
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I think they, I do think they do adhere, but
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sevens a lot, especially for late in the season.
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So yeah, over 51 and a half play it safe. And
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then, I mean, Steelers offense is competent.
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I think they can score a couple touchdowns at
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least. So yeah, I like it. Over 51 and a half,
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yes. Sean, what do you think? I'm going with
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the Detroit football Lions. And to your point,
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Chris, Whenever you bet on the Lions, they lose.
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Well, this is a perfect bounce back spot for
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Detroit because they need it bad. And that urgency
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has mattered all season. When the Lions stumble,
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they don't spiral. They respond. Over the last
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10 games, Detroit has literally alternated wins
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and losses starting in week five against Cincinnati.
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and ending with last week's loss to the Rams.
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It's been win -loss, win -loss, win -loss, win
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-loss, win -loss. And in those five wins, they
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have gone four and one against the spread, just
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constantly handling business, just getting bounced
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back, cycled going. That only loss was versus
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the Giants when they were 13 and a half point
22:53
favorites and the Giants back door covered on.
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So it's a lot of points a lot of points, but
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they had it but then Back to recover. What can
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you do? But this is also where the job golf Campbell
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combo comes in together They've been elite after
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losses as a duo. They are 23 and 9 against the
23:17
spread following a straight -up loss They fix
23:20
mistakes, they clean things up, they come out
23:22
aggressive. Zoom in even more, this trend gets
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stronger. In Dan Campbell's head coaching career,
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when the team has blown a lead of seven points
23:33
or more in the previous game, the Lions are an
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absurd 11 and three against the spread in the
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following matchup. Even better, they've won and
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covered six straight entering this week in this
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exact situation. So yeah. Give me the Detroit
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Lions to come out swinging, beat the shit out
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of the Steelers and Perk Rogers. Dude, Aaron
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Rodgers was flying on Monday night after that
24:00
win. That dude was so hopped up. I mean, I get
24:04
it. You have a broken wrist and you're playing
24:07
on prime time. It's past your bedtime. I get
24:09
it. But like, man, that dude was flying. I don't
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know if y 'all could tell, but. That dude was
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flying. I did not see what you were talking about.
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I went to bed early. So I missed it. But I'll
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have to look that up on X. See what that's about.
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Okay, well, let's let's move on to Sunday night
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football. The New England Patriots are playing
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the Ravens. The Ravens are home favorites by
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three. Huh? the ravens uh the over under is 48
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and a half um shawn you start this one off i
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don't want to do all right okay i'm going under
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under 48 and a half uh i feel like this total
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is way too high uh i think i i did look this
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up the last six meetings between these two teams
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um the over is hit in five of those games These
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matchups are averaging 45 points, but I think
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this trend attracts a lot of over -betters, and
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I'm going to step in and make the contrarian
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play here. I think this matchup itself, it's
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for a slower game script. These offenses rank
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in the top seven in rushing defenses this season,
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and that's kind of what both of these teams do,
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is just kind of run the ball. Baltimore's defense
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hasn't been explosive. Really, I know they won
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31 nothing, but last week, or was it 24 nothing,
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sorry. But man, at this run heavy approach that
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both these teams have, I think Derek Henry is
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just gonna dominate touches for Baltimore. But
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he's going up against VRAIDs, dude. He knows
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how to stop he knows how to stop Derek Henry
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but You good yeah, I'm fine go ahead okay On
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the other side of the ball we got Trayvon Henderson
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Baltimore's rush defense pretty damn good Finally,
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I'm going to turn to our friends at the trim
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center that fits this pop spot perfectly and
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it's called AFC North prime time small home favorites
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unders since 2019 When the spread is between
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minus one and minus three and a half. It is an
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absurd at fifteen oh and one this system was
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actually active on the dolphin Steelers game
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and That's where that pesky one comes in because
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it pushed So I I Don't I don't really like this
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line. So I'm giving it to me on primetime. I'm
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gonna take the under here under 48 and a half
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Well, I assume you're on the opposite I'm not
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on the opposite but When you said that Vrabes
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knows how to stop Henry That is the opposite
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of what I want to happen I am making a contrarian
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Pick here not with you Sean, but with with where
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I think the money is going I think I think everyone
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is going to look at the Pats plus three and think
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oh This is the New England Patriots plus three
27:42
points here against the shitbag Ravens I'm going
27:47
to take this and so I think the public is going
27:50
to be heavy heavy heavy on the Pats In an attempt
27:53
to have a 3d level chess move. I am taking the
27:56
Ravens minus three Ravens got to start piecing
28:01
together some of these wins here and Do I think
28:05
the Ravens are a good team? I Don't know who's
28:09
to say Do I think the Pats have played a lot
28:11
of good teams? No So this could be a Glimpse
28:18
into hey the Ravens have been a pretty good team
28:22
in the past like five years Let's see how the
28:26
New England Patriots actually stack up against
28:29
them. A team that they don't really play up all
28:32
too often. You know, because they play the bills
28:36
every year. And the bills have been good for
28:37
a while but divisional matchups as different
28:40
as a different different animal but but yeah,
28:43
I'm going to the Ravens minus three for no other
28:45
reason than I think this is a rat line. Chris,
28:48
what do you think? I agree. It's a rat line.
28:52
So I'm staying away from the sides. I have over
28:56
47 and a half written down but Sean made some
28:58
very excellent points. I wasn't extremely confident
29:01
in it to begin with. So I'm switching to under.
29:05
Is it 48 and a half or 47 and a half? It was
29:07
47. 48. Wherever. OK, cool. Under 48 and a half.
29:12
I'm switching. Yeah, I didn't really have anything
29:16
strong to back it up other than just like. Patrons
29:21
haven't really played anyone that good. They
29:22
have a shitty red zone defense. But, um, I think
29:25
Sean made great points. I think they're going
29:26
to run the football and it's prime time game.
29:29
And usually these games are, especially this
29:31
season, kind of stink. So yeah, under 48 and
29:33
a half. Okay. Awesome. Uh, will real quick, uh,
29:38
would you like to know Lamar Jackson stat for
29:42
the right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And weeks 15 to
29:46
18 Lamar Jackson. is 16 -0 straight up in his
29:51
career. Hey. Isn't that crazy? This is week 16.
29:57
It is. There you go. We're right in the middle
29:58
of this week. Yeah. Book it. Fantastic. He wins
30:04
when it matters, which it should always matter,
30:09
but. It doesn't matter, baby. Kaboom. Yeah. Moving
30:15
on. Last game we're gonna really go into here
30:20
for this week is Monday night football the 49ers
30:23
at the Colts Colts home dogs by six points here
30:28
over under is 46 and a half Let's see, did I
30:33
start this one off? No, Chris is gonna start
30:36
this one off Chris What are your thoughts about
30:43
this game? I think the Niners are gonna mollywock
30:48
him. It's four Niners, mine's six and a half.
30:52
I know Philip Rivers looked competent last, I
30:56
assume he's gonna start again. I haven't heard
30:58
anything otherwise. He looked competent last
31:00
week. But the story of that game was very much
31:03
the Indy defense just forcing Seattle to punt
31:07
from deep in their own territory and Indy just
31:09
kicking field goals the entire game. I don't
31:13
think they're gonna be able to do that against
31:14
San Francisco. San Francisco has better quarterback
31:17
than Seattle, better skill position than Seattle,
31:19
and better coach than Seattle. So I think they're
31:22
gonna be able to move the football. I don't know
31:23
about at -will, but they're not gonna be pinned
31:26
at their own 20 every fucking possession. Yeah.
31:32
And San Francisco's defense, it's definitely
31:35
not better than Seattle's, but I'd say they're
31:40
better at getting after the quarterback. We saw
31:43
Philip Rivers just can't move at all back there.
31:45
So, um, yeah, I I think this is gonna be brutal
31:48
I think he had his little feel -good story. He
31:50
came back looked fine. I think he's he's gonna
31:54
be in hell this week. So Nine years my six and
31:57
a half of the bullet honestly, so Sean, what
32:00
do you think? Give me the Colts Pop -pop reference
32:06
He wasn't great last week through a touchdown,
32:13
you know, and the game losing interception. But
32:17
going in into Seattle, putting up 16 points with
32:21
one of the best defenses in the league is not
32:24
an easy ask. You know, that performance wasn't
32:29
pretty, but at least it was like someone somewhat
32:33
competitive for someone who hasn't played in
32:35
like five years. Just for fun. Let's talk history
32:40
a little bit. I found some Philip River stats
32:42
from the last time he's played the 49ers. He
32:45
played him four times in his career. He went
32:48
4 -0, scoring 29 points or more in all four.
32:53
And yes, the last one came back in 2018, but
32:58
this is fun and it's funny and it doesn't hurt
33:01
anything. It's just math and numbers and we got
33:04
to talk about it. this is kind of why I'm going
33:09
to take the Niners the Niners they have taken
33:16
advantage of extended prep time but winning and
33:22
covering against the Panthers and the Titans
33:24
isn't exactly like all that you know successful
33:29
but difficult it's not difficult yeah But that
33:35
success really hasn't traveled on the road with
33:38
them. On the road or at neutral sites, San Francisco
33:41
has lost four straight against the spread in
33:44
games with extended rest, including one in three
33:47
straight up. Also, this trend follows Brock Purdy
33:53
specifically. In his career, Purdy is just two
33:56
in five against the spread on the road with extended
33:59
prep time. Since entering since entering the
34:02
league only Jordan love is worse been worse in
34:06
this exact situation but I did find this thing
34:12
where If you were so I was on smash things earlier
34:19
and on Smash things you can look up it shows
34:24
you what percentage like betters are betting
34:29
Correct? 72 % of the betters are back in the
34:32
49er spread so far. And I want to say that has
34:37
been a losing approach all season is just following
34:41
the public, especially on teams that are receiving
34:45
60 % of the ticket or more. Through 15 weeks,
34:51
if a team has 60 % of the spread or more, they
34:55
are 54 and 90 against the spread. That's 38 %
35:00
a hundred dollar better Blindly following the
35:03
public would be down four thousand and sixty
35:06
six dollars That's terrible. This has been one
35:11
of the most Profitable seasons we've seen to
35:15
fade the public. So that's exactly what I'm do.
35:17
I'm just gonna fade the public Let's just get
35:20
pop pop Rivers out there. Let's get his kids
35:22
these health and his health insurance And you
35:25
know what? Let's have fun. Let's get him to the
35:28
playoffs. This would be hilarious. Let's just
35:36
see what happens. It's Monday night. Nothing
35:38
else is going on. Everybody's going to tune in
35:40
to watch Brock Purdy, the once golden child,
35:46
I guess, versus Old Man Rivers. Yeah, I'm just
35:53
I'm going to take the Colts plus six and a half
35:55
because I just want to have a little fun and
35:58
If they're not covering by halftime, I can go
36:00
to bed early So will what are you taking I'm
36:07
on the Niners I think I think this is one of
36:13
the times where Yes, the public is right and
36:16
sometimes it is that easy It feels like a lot
36:20
of the times when these like quarterbacks that
36:22
are older like Joe Flacco And Philip Rivers like
36:27
when they come back From being away from the
36:29
game or just being a backup for for a long time
36:33
They have like that that they're they're starting
36:35
game where they come back and it's like hey magic
36:38
still there, baby it doesn't matter baby kaboom
36:42
and And yeah it feels like they could still sling
36:48
it but they very quickly come down to earth and
36:51
And honestly if if this bet loses I'll be alright
36:58
It'll be okay. I I don't feel bad like I mean,
37:03
I'll be like, oh man really wish I really wish
37:05
I won that bet but also like I chose correctly.
37:10
I Didn't try to outsmart anyone with this Not
37:14
like not like my Ravens pick That was me trying
37:17
to outsmart people. I'm not outsmarting anyone
37:19
with this And that's all I got Okay moving on
37:27
To everyone's favorite segment of the week the
37:31
surefire double unit guaranteed not to lose plays
37:34
of the week Brought to you by the trend center
37:37
app. I will go first last week The trend center
37:41
was very good to me with the chiefs chargers
37:44
under shout out Gardner Menchu, the the playoff
37:52
stopping interception when they didn't even have
37:55
to throw the ball. You're you're a real one.
38:01
So he said watch daddy sling it. Yes, he said
38:05
watch daddy sling it. And he slung it to the
38:09
other team. But My, uh, my pick I alluded to
38:14
earlier in this show, uh, it's the Jags Broncos
38:18
over, uh, 45 and a half. And, uh, got a little,
38:23
little tasty stat. Uh, Jags overs after a win
38:26
since 2005, 77, 51 and two. Not bad. Pretty good,
38:33
even more than 60%. Anyway, uh, that is my, uh,
38:38
that is my pick. I mean, the Jags are pretty
38:41
much scoring at will. these days. And the Broncos
38:44
keep winning games, but letting other teams score
38:47
points. So they have a good defense, but they
38:51
also don't. I think this game has the potential
38:55
to absolutely rock. Let's have some fun. Let's
39:00
go over 45 and a half. Chris, what do you what's
39:03
your surefire this week? All right. The Chargers
39:07
and the Cowboys. Am I missing something here?
39:12
What why are the Cowboys? You're not going fair.
39:16
I know they're at home, but I mean Come on They
39:21
just got their shit pushed in by JJ McCarthy
39:23
I Don't know you mean nine. Excuse you nine.
39:29
Oh, excuse me. Yes, that was nine. Yes I don't
39:32
know if this is a trap or not, but I might just
39:34
be falling into it. I'm taking charges plus two
39:36
and a half the Cowboys are done like It's over.
39:41
Like, I don't know if it's mathematically over.
39:44
It's over. Their defense is back to just being
39:47
a pile of stinking horse shit. Quinn and Williams
39:50
is in concussion protocol. If he can't play,
39:53
who's going to rush the quarterback? Like, I
39:55
know the Chargers offensive line is beat to hell.
39:58
But if they don't have, if Williams doesn't play,
40:00
I think that's a pretty even matchup. And I mean,
40:04
they're secondary god awful. I just, I just don't
40:08
get it. I don't get why they're... I saw this
40:12
and I was like, did Herbert get hurt again? Did
40:15
I miss something? Yeah. Chargers plus two and
40:20
a half. Also a stat from our friends at the Truant
40:22
Center. Dak Prescott is 16 and 37 against the
40:26
spread, versus winning teams when the total is
40:29
more than 40 and a half. So he shifts the bed
40:33
against good teams. That's kind of been his MO
40:35
his whole career. So yeah, charges plus two and
40:38
a half guaranteed not to lose play of the week.
40:40
Gotta get back on track. I let the boys down
40:42
last week. Gotta get back with a winner this
40:44
week. So yeah, who hasn't gone yet? Sean, what
40:47
do you got? Real quick, I want to go back to
40:52
the Vikings Cowboys just for a sec. My dad texted
40:56
me as a Cowboys fan. He texted me, take every
40:59
Justin Jefferson over you can find. So I parlayed
41:02
his over. Yards his over receiving yards his
41:06
longest Reception and a touchdown Justin Jefferson
41:12
ended the game with one reception in 22 yards
41:16
Thanks, we're looking fucking terrible fucking
41:19
terrible Yeah, how do you like that one Rick?
41:23
It is scared of you scared now The Justin Jefferson
41:29
sleep with JJ McCarthy's wife or something I
41:32
don't know Yeah, he hates him. Like in the past,
41:36
it's like, oh, it's not just he doesn't throw
41:38
to Justin Jefferson. He's just terrible. But
41:40
it's like the last two weeks, he's played very
41:42
well and still hasn't done anything. No, he sucks.
41:47
Okay. But anyways, we're gonna get back to my
41:50
surefire pick. I kind of got a stinky one. I'm
41:54
taking the Cincinnati Bengals minus two and a
41:56
half versus the Miami Dolphins. And I think it
42:01
checks every box. for a Cincinnati bounce back.
42:06
And let's just start off with Joe Burrow. He
42:09
has only faced Miami once in his career, but
42:13
he handled business with a 27 to 15 win in 2022
42:17
covering at home. It's a small sample, sure,
42:22
but it's relevant when paired with how since
42:26
he typically responds after getting embarrassed.
42:29
That embarrassment came last week when the Bengals
42:32
were shut out at home by Baltimore. The first
42:37
shutout in the borough era, first shutout at
42:40
home for the franchise since 2017, also happened
42:45
to be against the Ravens. Since 2015, teams coming
42:51
off shutouts are 35 -17 -3 against the spread,
42:55
including 5 -0 against the spread just this season.
42:59
Putting up goose eggs tends to refocus teams
43:02
real fast. Even late in the season, I'm not really
43:05
worried about it. I know both these teams are
43:07
eliminated. It doesn't matter. Situationally,
43:11
I think this this spot favors since he's strong.
43:16
Miami is on a short rest. They've been a disaster
43:20
under Michael Daniel in his career. The Dolphins
43:22
are just three and 10 straight up on short rest.
43:25
They're often losing by eight points or more
43:28
per game. They've seen seven straight outright
43:32
losses in this spot. And it gets worse when Miami
43:38
is an underdog on short rest. They're just one
43:41
in seven straight up with those losses coming
43:44
by 14 points or more per game. Now, let's, sorry,
43:53
lost my place. Fantastic. Sorry. Since 2022,
44:03
burrow in the Bengals have been excellent in
44:05
games following matchups against divisional opponents
44:08
like the Steelers and Ravens. I like them in
44:13
these bounce back spots after losing to those
44:16
teams. They are eight and three straight up at
44:18
seven and three and one against the spread. And
44:21
every one of those games have been decided by
44:24
seven points or more. This just fits in perfectly
44:27
for what this what this spread is So give me
44:30
the Bengals minus two and a half against the
44:32
Miami Dolphins. There's a very bad spot for Miami
44:35
This is an elite bounce back spot for burrow.
44:38
There's just too many trends pointing in the
44:40
same direction. So Give me the Bengals There
44:45
they are there's the bungles and that's our That's
44:50
our double unit surefire plays of the week guaranteed
44:53
not to lose Let's hit another parlay this week.
44:59
Let's just do it. Who's to say we can't? Nobody.
45:03
That's right. Let's hit two of these things this
45:06
year. Yes. No, we've already hit two. Let's hit
45:10
three of these things. Yeah. Who's to say? Anyway,
45:15
we were so close last week. Yes. We're so close.
45:20
Last week was sweaty. Yeah, I think for a kind
45:24
of all of us. So yeah, my surefire literally
45:29
came down to a two minute drill. That was awesome.
45:33
It was fun. Oh, the sites. Yeah, I was like,
45:37
yeah, it literally it literally came down like
45:39
the last. Yeah, that game rocked you. Yeah, that
45:42
game like we had with the lions rams on and then
45:47
like The we had old man rivers slinging it and
45:50
we had denver and packers and then I was just
45:53
like Locked in I was locked in on panther saints
45:58
Like a true degenerate should be yeah, and the
46:03
titans game was going on at the same time Yeah
46:07
cares, yeah Yeah, um, I mean if gardener meant
46:14
you didn't throw that interception then It would
46:17
have been The smart decision to just kick the
46:19
field goal and go overtime at 16 16 and then.
46:26
Fuck shit could have happened where the game
46:28
went over, but it did not. It went under. OK,
46:35
well, I mean. Outside of that. This is the first
46:41
time in like. Fucking like 10 years that the
46:44
Chiefs have been eliminated from the playoffs.
46:46
It's been 2014. That's crazy. Hate to see it.
46:51
Yep, hate to see it. Real shame. But like, who,
46:58
whose call was it to like throw the ball when
47:01
they were in field goal range with Gardner Menchu?
47:06
Like that had to, like he could have, he had
47:10
to have been like, no, I'm going to throw it.
47:13
I'm going to get us closer. It's like dude, we
47:16
have the woman hater here who kicks 55 yard bombs.
47:19
Like what are we doing? Even like if that was
47:24
if that was the playboy hater He hates women,
47:28
I don't know I didn't even if I that was the
47:32
play call. They're like, hey, we're gonna run
47:33
this play like You don't have to throw it to
47:36
him if he's not open Yeah, do anything other
47:42
than that. So yeah, the play call is very stupid,
47:44
but it's also like, okay, he's not open at all.
47:48
Don't throw it to him. Hate to see it. So I'm
47:55
not exactly mad that it happened. No, I don't
47:58
think really many people are upset that, you
48:02
know, the Chiefs are eliminated from playoffs.
48:04
I went to work the next day. and I was talking
48:10
with this guy who's a Raiders fan and he was
48:16
like Yeah, it sucks. I'd like hate to see it,
48:21
you know being a typical, you know division rival
48:23
and he was like ever since they got rid of Tyree
48:26
kill I just don't think they've been the same
48:28
and I was like They've won two Super Bowls since
48:32
they got rid of Tyree kill and he was like Oh,
48:37
yeah, I guess they have and I was like, what
48:39
are you talking? You don't even know ball. Like
48:42
you what are you talking about? It's like he
48:45
was like they haven't been the same and I was
48:47
like they've won back -to -back Super Bowls.
48:50
We could argue they were better. They were better.
48:53
Yeah They haven't been the same. They've been
48:56
better. Yeah Damn that's funny. I just I had
49:01
to share that with the boys because I was like
49:03
there's no way this man just said this to my
49:06
face as a like, as a Raiders fan, you know, like,
49:12
I know you have like no hope when you're in that
49:15
division with, you know, Patrick Mahomes and,
49:18
but like, dude, how do you not know that like,
49:25
yeah, like, well, maybe he's kind of stupid.
49:29
He is kind of stupid. He works for Kroger. He's
49:33
kind of stupid. Anyway, that was me. Sorry. Shout
49:39
out. Great deals. I mean, other than that, I
49:47
have other things we could talk about outside
49:49
of football. What are they? So I mean, we could
49:55
talk about Sean being in the hot dog bowl. We
49:59
could talk about John Cena's retirement. And
50:02
we can also talk about the news today about Nick
50:04
Saban becoming a minority owner of the Predators.
50:08
I did see that. He's lived here for a long time.
50:13
Has he owns it? Yeah, and he owns a Mercedes
50:16
dealership in Nashville. I'm not surprised, but
50:20
I was a little shocked. Maybe we'll play better.
50:25
Maybe you get that Saban mentality. Yeah, just.
50:33
Because the guy who has like a five percent Stakeholding
50:38
the company was the greatest culture ball crunch
50:40
of all time. Yeah It could happen just just something
50:45
to hold on to Chris we're looking for anything
50:48
right? I know that's a kind of press are kind
50:50
of red hot right now at the one seven of the
50:52
last ten so They're not bad. They're not doing
50:55
bad. They're only six points out of the wild
50:58
card spot and it's December so Really? Yeah,
51:02
the last time I looked they were the worst team
51:04
in the league Well, I was about to say they were
51:07
dead last like a month ago. Maybe not Yeah, but
51:09
they were they were dead last by like eight points
51:13
That's what it was it was like they were down
51:18
four games that's not a lot It's six points,
51:23
but it's It's like eight spots Yeah, I know that's
51:29
how close it is like you just got to keep you
51:32
know grinding away when baby Yeah, just keep
51:35
getting these hot streaks going If they take
51:38
another slide then it's a different story But
51:40
if they kind of keep the same momentum that they've
51:42
had then it's like all right we could We make
51:46
some noise a little bit make the postseason dammer
51:50
tied the franchise record for goals in the game
51:52
Whenever that was yeah My dad went to that game.
52:00
I preds legend Eric nice room for goals and others
52:05
but everyone remembers. Oh, yeah. I think those
52:13
were like his only four goals he scored that
52:15
year or something. Or like he only scored like
52:18
two others. That's true. It's entirely possible.
52:30
But But yeah, shout out Nick Saban Maybe you
52:34
just like go to the locker room talk to the boys
52:36
and then like that's it, you know I mean, that's
52:39
all he really could do honestly Just yell at
52:42
him a little bit run around again Some Surprising
52:54
news Yeah, so I was like, oh, okay. Whatever.
53:01
The minority stakeholder is like, okay, cool.
53:06
Yeah, he's just cashing a check. Yeah. It's like
53:10
Derek Henry. Derek Henry owns like a part of
53:13
the Nashville SC soccer team as well. Yeah. So
53:18
yeah. Cool, though. It is cool. I guess. All
53:23
right. Do we want to talk about the hot dog bowl?
53:24
Or do we want to talk about John Cena? Because
53:28
outside of that I got nothing Okay Well, I'll
53:39
make a confession with you guys about the hot
53:43
dog bowl. Oh no, I Don't like that Who I'm playing
53:50
in the hot dog bowl has not changed their lineup
53:52
in four weeks. I don't like it. No, I don't either
53:57
So I texted him today to change his lineup. What
54:02
did he say? He changed his lineup. I can respect
54:06
that. I want. This is the first year that our
54:14
league is doing punishments. I think it sets
54:19
a good example for the league. For the loser
54:23
to lose. Yes, so I didn't want to just coast
54:32
on by With an easy dub when this dude is starting
54:38
Daniel Jones in his lineup for the last four
54:40
weeks I Can't I can't I can't morally like have
54:47
that hanging over me Yeah, I would be fine with
54:51
it, but I know like I know that I know that most
54:56
people would be. I don't want to eat 71 hot dogs
55:01
but I would rather set a good example for the
55:07
future of this league for someone to lose by
55:13
actually losing and not having like just a basic
55:19
bye week but someone who didn't set a lineup.
55:25
I was. First of all, as the commissioner, I respect
55:29
that. If Thursday rolled around and he still
55:32
hadn't said it, I was going to text him. For
55:37
the same reason. That right there, though, that
55:40
would have pissed me off. If I hadn't texted
55:43
him first, that would have pissed me off. I was
55:44
like, I really don't want to do that. But also,
55:50
I know he hasn't set his lineup in four weeks
55:53
or whatever. You almost won last week. I was
55:57
ahead for most of Sunday. I was like, I texted
56:02
him. I was like, dude, if you would have just
56:06
set your line up last week, you would have won.
56:08
And I wouldn't have to be sending this text.
56:10
But now I got to talk to you, like, for real.
56:13
You have to sit like I don't want to eat 71 hot
56:17
dogs. But I also want. To set a good example
56:22
for this league that like someone is going to
56:24
do this punishment and like someone is going
56:27
to lose respectively Yes, and it has to be if
56:32
it has to be me. It has to be me If it's you
56:34
it's you and if you're not going to do it, then
56:37
you're you're gone. I told him that I was like
56:40
you're done like in and he was like i'll set
56:43
my lineup and I was like good Good. Yeah, because
56:46
I I don't want to have to do that, especially
56:50
Guy's gonna be in my wedding couple months. I
56:53
don't want to kick him out of the fantasy. Yeah
56:57
Hot dogs are wedding choose. I honestly was like
57:01
at the wedding if it overlaps It's not it's not
57:04
gonna overlap But yeah, this was something I've
57:12
kind of been sitting on for like since pretty
57:15
much like Sunday like I was like Do I do I tell
57:21
him do I just straight -up tell him to change
57:23
his lineup just so that like There is a clear
57:28
winner a loser and I was like dude honestly if
57:31
you set your lineup You probably could have played
57:34
made the playoffs and it like if like his team
57:37
isn't bad No, it's just like he just didn't set
57:42
his lineup. He's had guys on IR and his lineup
57:44
for like three or four weeks And I'm like, dude,
57:50
he was like, yeah, my, my whole team, like, it's
57:53
like, I had three guys on IR by week five. And
57:55
I was like, dude, I've had, I've had doctor's
57:58
notes from guys like since like week four, like,
58:03
I get it. Like, that's why I'm in this spot right
58:05
now. Like we're the same, but like, you could
58:08
have overcome this because your record is so
58:11
much lower than me. I'm seven and seven, you're
58:13
three and 10. You have priority on the waiver
58:15
rider. You could have made this. You could have
58:18
made this happen. You could have made the playoffs
58:20
if you tried. So we're going to see this week.
58:29
If I lose, I will not be eating hot dogs until
58:32
the start of the new year. Fair enough. But yeah.
58:38
I mean, you could just do it whenever you want.
58:40
I'm going to do it like as soon as possible,
58:43
but I can't decide it. Yeah. I can't have it
58:46
be done over the holidays. That would be so fucking
58:49
funny. You could get it done before Christmas.
58:59
You'd have to eat 70 hot dogs in like three days,
59:01
but you can get it done before Christmas. No,
59:03
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's
59:08
not happening. A honey glazed hot dog for Christmas.
59:14
Yeah, so Christmas dinner Yeah, it was a it was
59:22
a I I kind of struggled with like Talking to
59:27
him. I was like do I do this and I was like I
59:31
Wouldn't feel right winning by like default pretty
59:36
much like At that point like edit If you're playing
59:44
in a league that has punishments and like someone
59:46
just isn't setting their lineup. There's no point
59:49
in having a punishment because obviously like
59:53
people don't care and At least at this point
59:57
Even if he beats me there's at least half a person
1:00:02
who cares about the punishment Yes, I'll take
1:00:08
that bullet but Yeah I mean, I would have done
1:00:14
it if I if I lost the league this year. I would
1:00:17
have also done it like Yeah, but you wouldn't
1:00:20
have texted the opponent who hadn't set their
1:00:22
lineup in four weeks. Very true And like there's
1:00:29
nothing I could there's there's absolutely nothing
1:00:31
wrong with that as well, but like Morally, I
1:00:35
don't like to cheat. I don't like to like and
1:00:39
no it's not cheating but I like to at least win
1:00:43
or lose honorably. And if you don't set your
1:00:48
lineup in the regular season, I get it. Stuff
1:00:50
gets in the way. But we're kind of getting in.
1:00:54
We are in the nitty gritty of it. And this punishment
1:00:58
is for you to still care after you are eliminated
1:01:03
from the playoffs. You are still forced to play
1:01:08
fantasy football. this is unacceptable that you
1:01:14
cannot set your line up and like, just lose and
1:01:22
be like, oh, well, it's like, no, you have to
1:01:25
eat 71 hot dogs. This isn't an this isn't an
1:01:29
oh, well, like, oh, well, I guess it's just fantasy
1:01:36
football anymore. Honestly, I don't want that
1:01:39
either. Like, I like my bi weeks versus him in
1:01:44
the regular season. So trying to kind of conserve
1:01:47
like that part of it as well. So I get it. Like
1:01:53
I get, I get people who are like, Oh, I wouldn't
1:01:58
have texted him. It was like, yeah, you are absolutely
1:02:02
correct. But I would have been, I would have
1:02:06
been livid if I didn't text him. And Chris texted
1:02:10
him. I would have been upset. I don't know if,
1:02:13
I mean, I think I would have just because I don't
1:02:17
want to have to kick him out of the league, but
1:02:18
also I would have been in a moral quandary. Just
1:02:24
like, do I kick out one of my best friends from
1:02:27
fantasy football or overset my bounds as commissioner?
1:02:33
I don't know. I've been tossing and turning.
1:02:35
I'll tell you that. I would understand as a commissioner
1:02:39
if you were like hey set your line up you know
1:02:44
like yeah you run this shit like you want you
1:02:48
want it to right be fun but you I see if you
1:02:56
were doing that all season long it would have
1:03:01
been fine But like if you were like in the last
1:03:04
seat last week at the seat in the hot dog bowl
1:03:07
Like the first text he gets about fantasy football.
1:03:10
It's like hey set your lineup That's where I'm
1:03:13
like a that's and I didn't text him like myself
1:03:19
Yeah, that's where we'd have a problem. I'm just
1:03:23
gonna say but well, I'm glad I'm glad I guess
1:03:26
I'm glad you did All right, yeah hot dog perfect.
1:03:33
I'm very excited for that. I'm probably pay more
1:03:36
attention to that than my Yes, I'm I'm already
1:03:41
projected to lose Hey, yeah, I have a 40 I have
1:03:47
a 46 % chance of winning a lot of all left ball
1:03:51
has even started a quarterback at least he didn't
1:03:54
pick up anybody at Brock Purdy in his bench all
1:03:57
season long He had Daniel Jones in his slot for
1:04:01
three weeks. That pisses me off. Okay, I guess
1:04:04
Rock Party has been hurt like all season, but
1:04:06
still. You both have to eat 70 hot dogs. Or split
1:04:16
the difference, 35. That'd be cool with splitting
1:04:19
the difference, but... No, no, no. It's losers,
1:04:23
losers. Losers lose, winners win. It's what it
1:04:29
is. I get it. And you know what doggers hot dog.
1:04:35
If I start out, if I started out six and one,
1:04:39
and then I fell to seven and seven into the very
1:04:44
last spot into the hot dog bowl, I kind of deserve
1:04:48
this too. Is that what happened? That is what
1:04:52
happened. You started six and one? Yeah. Yeah
1:04:58
in like week seven I had like a 98 % chance to
1:05:01
make the playoffs Damn and then my entire team
1:05:06
fell to shit. I literally had like six guys on
1:05:10
IR And I couldn't pick up anybody because I didn't
1:05:16
want to lose the guys that I had Yeah, and I
1:05:21
won the league last year isn't that crazy Will
1:05:26
we're playing each other, aren't we? Oh, I don't
1:05:29
know. I think so. I did win last week. Yeah.
1:05:33
Top like two, two, three, four and five seeds
1:05:38
all lost. Excellent. Well, Chris, I'm glad to
1:05:45
know that. What? I'm glad to know that. Swallowing
1:05:54
71 wieners isn't on the line for our game. So
1:05:58
I'm I'm cool with either way this goes honestly,
1:06:04
but also fuck you Because you told me fuck you
1:06:10
I thought that's what you were gonna say No,
1:06:14
I didn't know you're gonna be respectful No,
1:06:18
I'm just I'm just thankful that I I don't have
1:06:20
to worry about All them hot dogs, yes Although
1:06:26
yeah and Can I just vent for a second about the
1:06:31
ESPN fantasy app? I said last week that Okay,
1:06:35
last week. I said that if you're not using the
1:06:37
ESPN fantasy app, what the fuck are you doing?
1:06:40
ESP fantasy app told me last week at 10 o 'clock
1:06:44
that Roma doon say was good to go By 1205 after
1:06:49
the game it started They were like, hey, Roma
1:06:52
do Zay's out. And I'm like, what? I'm at work.
1:06:57
Like, what am I supposed to do? So Roma do Zay
1:07:01
load a big fat egg for me. Um, I probably would
1:07:05
have lost anyways, but I DJ more on my bench
1:07:08
who put up 25 points, which I would have won
1:07:11
if I had proper notice, but that is bullshit.
1:07:17
That is bullshit. It was like a shitty situation
1:07:20
because I think he had every attention to play
1:07:22
but it came out in warm -ups and re - whatever
1:07:25
it is he re aggravated it. He was fine. He was
1:07:28
fine. He could have played it. Played through
1:07:31
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