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Things To Do on the Toilet | Tuesday February 25, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. Happy Tuesday to you. Today
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  Speaker 1: is February twenty fifth, two thy twenty five also known
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  Speaker 1: as two twenty five twenty five. Sounds cool to say,
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: it looks cool to see it. Raj, you are our
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  Speaker 1: resident expert numerologist, self proclaimed?
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  Speaker 2: Is that a?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a good number? Bad number? How are we
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  Speaker 1: looking on a Tuesday? Two twenty five forty five?
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  Speaker 2: It's a very good number?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Is that because two and five add up to seven?
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  Speaker 1: Or just because twos and fives are good on their own?
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  Speaker 2: Twos and fives are good on their own, But it
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  Speaker 2: does equals seven?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: And then you add those up, So seven seven fourteen,
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  Speaker 4: that's five plus two is seven.
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  Speaker 1: Good news in math, all in one place inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of good news, there's something we have not done
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  Speaker 1: in a while that I think we need to correct.
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  Speaker 1: If you guys are up for it? Are you up
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  Speaker 1: for a little adventure on a Tuesday inside the treehouse?
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  Speaker 1: Tray you up for it?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, Dan, I'm a little uh oh, come on,
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  Speaker 5: and you say up for it an adventure? I don't
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  Speaker 5: know what you have in mind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, not my wife. I know where
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  Speaker 1: your head's going, and it's not that.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 1: Ah sure, all right, what about you, Raj or you
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  Speaker 1: up for a little adventure on a Tuesday? Absolutely, especially
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  Speaker 1: after the good numerology report.
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  Speaker 2: M h all right.
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  Speaker 1: Then we have not played Believe it or Not in
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  Speaker 1: a little while, and I think it's time we correct that.
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  Speaker 1: So let's do it now here on Believe It or
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  Speaker 1: Not Inside the Treehouse, I'm going to read a statement
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  Speaker 1: or a news headline and you have to tell me
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  Speaker 1: if you believe it or not. That's simple. So on
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  Speaker 1: today's edition of Believe It or Not Inside the Treehouse,
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  Speaker 1: do you believe that one percent of people brush their
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  Speaker 1: teeth while sitting on the toilet? One percent of people?
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  Speaker 1: One percent of people brush their teeth while sitting on
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  Speaker 1: the toilet. I'll give you a moment to think about
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  Speaker 1: your answer. Do you believe it?
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  Speaker 5: Give it you a.
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  Speaker 2: I think it would be more than one percent.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you do believe it or don't believe it.
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  Speaker 2: I believe it would be more so that statement I
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  Speaker 2: don't believe to be true.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Trey, what about you? Do you believe that one
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  Speaker 1: percent of people brush their teeth while sitting on the toilet.
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  Speaker 5: Do I believe that one percent of humanity is gross? Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 5: yes I do.
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  Speaker 1: As i'm thinking about this, that correct bell, By the way,
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  Speaker 1: that correct bell was for you, Trey. But as I'm
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  Speaker 1: thinking about this, I think you're also correct, rajsh because
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  Speaker 1: I may have worded this question poorly, because one percent
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  Speaker 1: of people do, in fact brush their teeth while sitting
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  Speaker 1: on the toilet. But that's not all, because it's actually
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  Speaker 1: three percent ah of people who brush their teeth while
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  Speaker 1: sitting on the toilet, which technically means one percent of
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  Speaker 1: people doing it is accurate. It's just that it was
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  Speaker 1: more so. Congratulations, you were both correct on believe it
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  Speaker 1: or not Inside the Treehouse. Congratulations. And also I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: for the rest of us now realizing that three percent
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  Speaker 1: of us brush our teeth while sitting on the toilet. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I have done some really really unpleasant things in the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: but brushing my teeth while I'm taking that's the wrong
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  Speaker 1: button while sitting on the toilet is not one of them.
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  Speaker 1: I do have some standards, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think I've ever done that I've never
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  Speaker 4: even been tempted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't even like brushing my teeth in
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  Speaker 1: the same section of the house where I've just recently
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  Speaker 1: gone number two.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it's I don't know why people would do that.
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  Speaker 4: Are you multitasking? Is that what it is? Is trying
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  Speaker 4: to get as much done in one sitting? No, no,
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  Speaker 4: no pun intended.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, a poll asked people where do you brush your teeth?
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  Speaker 1: Seventy one percent of people said they stand at the
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  Speaker 1: sink in front of a mirror. That's obviously, that's seventy
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  Speaker 1: one percent. That's most of us, and that's what I do.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty percent of people say they walk around the house
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  Speaker 1: while brushing their teeth, and then very interestingly, three percent
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  Speaker 1: of people say they sit somewhere, and an additional three
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  Speaker 1: percent say they sit on the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: So gross. I wouldn't want to be around that person
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  Speaker 2: so bad.
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  Speaker 1: Because because they'd be clean and dirty at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: or just would it just be all it's all dirty, right,
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  Speaker 1: it's just all dirty, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The There is another option though, that I have done
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  Speaker 1: that was not an option on this survey. For some reason,
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  Speaker 1: I have brushed my teeth in the shower. That was
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  Speaker 1: not an option in the survey for some reason. Interesting
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  Speaker 1: to me, that's decent multitasking because I'm cleaning two things
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  Speaker 1: at the same time, and I can rinse and everything
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  Speaker 1: and spit and all that kind of stuff in the
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  Speaker 1: shower with my teeth brushing. I think that's fine. I've
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  Speaker 1: even been to some people's homes where they have the
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  Speaker 1: toothbrush in the shower, so I get that. That to
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  Speaker 1: me is some decent multitasking. But never, never, while we'll
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  Speaker 1: go on number two.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there was a a theory put forth, it was
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  Speaker 5: probably twenty years ago saying for water conservation, brushing your
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  Speaker 5: teeth in the shower is, you know, more efficient. When
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  Speaker 5: it turns out no, most people were wasting more water
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  Speaker 5: doing so. Right, Unless you are multitasking in the shower,
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  Speaker 5: then it's kind of useless.
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  Speaker 1: Right because I think most people, as you're brushing your
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  Speaker 1: teeth in the shower, you're just standing there as the
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  Speaker 1: shower is running and you're brushing your teeth, as opposed
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  Speaker 1: to brushing your teeth with one hand and soapen up
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  Speaker 1: or whatever with the other. Yeah, I I okay, now
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  Speaker 1: let me throw this curveball at you as the thought
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  Speaker 1: creeps into my brain. We all agree that brushing your
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  Speaker 1: teeth in the shower, I'm sorry. We all agree that
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  Speaker 1: brushing your teeth while on the toilet grows. We also
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  Speaker 1: agree from previous conversations on the show, that going number
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  Speaker 1: two in the shower is gross. Yes, especially because you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to, like, you know, stomp it down a
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  Speaker 1: drain hen waffle stomper, which would be a dating deal
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  Speaker 1: breaker for you as single men. Waffle stomper or toilet
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  Speaker 1: toothbrusher waffle stomper so hard against the waffle stopping, which
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  Speaker 1: means you'd have to at least somewhat put up with
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  Speaker 1: the teeth brushing while on the toilet.
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  Speaker 5: They don't have to tell me.
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  Speaker 1: It's information age, there are there were no more secrets.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, waffle stopping is the deal breaker because that I
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  Speaker 5: have to stand there where they have done that. That's
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  Speaker 5: you know, yeah, I know, I know what happens on
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  Speaker 5: a toilet.
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  Speaker 2: And at least if.
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  Speaker 1: You're brushing your teeth on the toilet, you're at least
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  Speaker 1: getting something somewhat clean. But if you go to in
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  Speaker 1: the shower, you have now sullied the shower forever.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I think anybody, anybody that goes number two
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  Speaker 4: in the shower doesn't brush their teeth to begin with.
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  Speaker 5: Well, brushing your teeth on the toilet doesn't equate to
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  Speaker 5: pooping on my feet, Well, stopping does.
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  Speaker 1: Sharma with you in the Treehouse today, Tuesday, February twenty fifth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Uh Raj, what was that interesting little
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  Speaker 1: nugget you just shared with me?
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  Speaker 5: And it just popped into my head?
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  Speaker 4: I had an X that would so PI had a
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  Speaker 4: roommate and they would they worked at the same restaurant
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  Speaker 4: and they would use the same bathwater.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, I need to I need to find something
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  Speaker 1: here because I need I'm feeling similar feelings to Trey
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  Speaker 1: here say that again.
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  Speaker 2: They would they would share the same bathwater.
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  Speaker 1: Coincidentally that was throwing up into the bath tub.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know this, and I went over.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just happen to be there when they were getting
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  Speaker 4: ready for work and they just used the same water,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: You're bathing in her fil Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See, there's there's a brief moment there where in your mind.
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  Speaker 1: And I wonder if Trey is having the same thought
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  Speaker 1: that this could have a sexy reason for it, like
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  Speaker 1: hang on, hang on, Like we share a bath water
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  Speaker 1: at the same time. I don't that might be something
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  Speaker 1: to be a little more open minded about. But not
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  Speaker 1: one after another.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there's some scissoring going on. Great, But otherwise no,
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  Speaker 5: because you're whoever, especially I mean in this day and age,
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  Speaker 5: if you're bathing, I have serious questions about you because
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  Speaker 5: like if you're in the bathtub, because you're really just
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  Speaker 5: sitting in your own filth. Yeah, but then especially if
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  Speaker 5: you're the second person going in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I did. How did that come up in
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  Speaker 1: the relationship? Was this was this on the way out,
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  Speaker 1: like after the breakup, she doesn't well, I use the
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  Speaker 1: same bathwater as Tina or I mean, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why they don't come up.
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  Speaker 4: I happened to be there when they were getting ready
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  Speaker 4: for work and the roommate got out of the shower
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  Speaker 4: or the bathtub, and I kind of walked down the
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  Speaker 4: hall and then she got in and started her bath,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, that's the same water, and we
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  Speaker 4: had a very long talk.
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  Speaker 2: About how disgusting that is. They couldn't no. I made
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  Speaker 2: sure that she never did that.
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  Speaker 4: Again, but yeah, I mean they didn't understand why I
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  Speaker 4: thought it was so gross.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you, Trey. I think at this point, with
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  Speaker 1: the scientific knowledge now we have about germs and things,
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  Speaker 1: if you're taking a bath to get clean, I think
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  Speaker 1: that can serve as a red flag. If you're taking
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  Speaker 1: a bath for relaxation, or you're doing like an epsom
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  Speaker 1: salt thing whatever. If you're doing it for some other
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  Speaker 1: reason besides getting clean, that's probably okay.
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  Speaker 5: But to get clean, yeah, yeah, if you're going to
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  Speaker 5: take a bath to relax, whether you know, got a
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  Speaker 5: jacuzzie tub, soak your muscles, I EBB, some salt whatever. Great,
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  Speaker 5: But if I take a bath for relaxation at the
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  Speaker 5: end of it, you know what I do. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 5: take a shower because I know I've still been sitting
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  Speaker 5: in my own filth.
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  Speaker 1: And you're disgusted by sitting in your own filth. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's transfer this into Raj's X, who willingly got into
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  Speaker 1: her roommate's bathwater after having after it had been used.
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  Speaker 4: And I've seen it where she got took the bath first,
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  Speaker 4: and her roommate then went in again, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: we can't.
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  Speaker 1: Did you make her immediately go back into the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: and take a shower?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Or did you Or in my head what I
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  Speaker 1: what I would prefer you have done is did you
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  Speaker 1: ever see Turner and Hooch? No, there's a great scene
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  Speaker 1: in there where Tom Hanks trade notes what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great scene in there where Tom Hanks's character
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  Speaker 1: it's like he needs to clean hooch, so he takes
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  Speaker 1: hooch outside garden hose and a really long brush. It
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  Speaker 1: gives that dog a hell of a bath. That's probably,
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  Speaker 1: in my mind, what you should have done with the
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  Speaker 1: X when she told you that she takes back that's
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  Speaker 1: in her roommate's bathwater.
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  Speaker 5: Now I'm thinking more silk wood.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: You know radiation scrub.
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  Speaker 2: Power hose.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Why aren't those Why aren't those like kiosks at
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  Speaker 1: the mall or some type of uh? Because you know,
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  Speaker 1: car washes are are great businesses and they do really well.
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  Speaker 1: Why not like a like a drive through people wash
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  Speaker 1: with similar hose attachment.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's against the law. I think that's public nudity, Dan.
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  Speaker 5: I think the Geneva Convention outlaws that.
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  Speaker 1: Surely there's got to be a clause in there that
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  Speaker 1: makes an exception.
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  Speaker 1: Raj inside the Treehouse Today, Tuesday, February twenty fifth, twoenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. Now that we've been thoroughly disgusted by using
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  Speaker 1: other people's bathwater, let's think about something that maybe will
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  Speaker 1: take us back to a simp blur time, a more
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  Speaker 1: wholesome time in our lives, and specifically I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one.
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  Speaker 8: Brings the choices that you've been looking forward, giving you
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  Speaker 8: the right to choose. We're offering much more harm.
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  Speaker 1: In case you missed it at the beginning there, this
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  Speaker 1: is a promotional video from nineteen ninety one for the
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  Speaker 1: dynamic restaurant Sizzler. Now, I mentioned just the other day
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  Speaker 1: that while my wife and I were on vacation in
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  Speaker 1: Puerto Rico, we saw a Sizzler. We didn't go, but
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  Speaker 1: we saw one. I thought they had been long extinct
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  Speaker 1: along with the dinosaurs, and there one was, and I thought.
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  Speaker 1: Instagram showed me this promotional video from nineteen ninety one
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  Speaker 1: starring Sizzler. Because I had set it out loud, my
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  Speaker 1: phone heard it until I looked down underneath the caption
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  Speaker 1: of this Sizzler video and our very own Trey Trendholm
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  Speaker 1: had liked it five days ago. So five days ago,
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  Speaker 1: Trey liked this video on Instagram. And this morning, while
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  Speaker 1: I was on the toilet not brushing my teeth, this
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  Speaker 1: Sizzler video popped up on my feed all because of Trey.
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  Speaker 1: It looks gross in the picture. It's nineteen ninety one.
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  Speaker 1: Very few things look appetizing back then. There are some
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  Speaker 1: very bold claims in this Sizzler commercial from nineteen ninety one.
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  Speaker 1: Let's start this over. It brings the choices that you've
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  Speaker 1: been looking for. So it's really just you know, classic
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  Speaker 1: nineteen nineties with the you know, it's it's a buffet.
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  Speaker 1: It's a restaurant. If you've never been to a Sizzler,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's a buff restaurant with the various stations and
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  Speaker 1: the people that are there, they're dressed up for.
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  Speaker 2: Dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Guys are wearing suits and button down shirts tucked into pants,
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  Speaker 1: and ladies are wearing dresses. Basically it looks like they've
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: come straight from church. But you can tell it's the nineties.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Buy the hair, the dresses, and the tile around the
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: bases of the buffet brings the choices that you've been
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: looking for. Giving you the right.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: To choose, We're offering much more harm by holding to traditions.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Get changing with the tide.
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: Choices and selections, choices.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: After I'm sorry, I've got I've got a pause it there.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I guess this lady is at the dessert station. They
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: show a tight shot of some whip cream and chocolate
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: sauce being drizzled over the top of it, and then
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: it pulls back a little bit and then you see
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: some lady with classic early nineties hair licking her lips
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: like she's just been off like she I don't even
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: know how to properly describe how enticed she is by
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: this chocolate covered whipped cream station at Sizzler. She looks
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: like something out of chained heat.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I've been to a sizzler.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Nobody looks like that thing that is not their ideal audience.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: See, I've never been to a sizzler. I'd always heard
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: of them. I'd heard of them mentioned in film or television.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: When I was really little and still living in Bartlesville, Oklahoma,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: we had a restaurant known as Western Sizzling, but that
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: that was not the same as this place. I don't
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: think and my my buffet experience as a child was
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: basically limited to Golden Corral, hometown buff your standard Chinese buffet,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: and ponchos.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, I never got to experience the magic that apparently
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Sizzler is.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let'll tell you a cheeseburger in Jesus, that's the
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: way this commercial it comes off.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: It really does. I mean, like like this part right
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: here where I talk about traditional values but forward thinking
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: or something as we get this get changing with the time.
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, choices and selections, choices of directions.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I don't think you could find a broader approach to
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: marketing or restaurant. It's like traditional values, but at the
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: same time, we're gonna give you lots of choices and options,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you know, like like the forward thinking place we are.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the guy was eating the burger with I'm assuming
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: that's or victim. I don't know which one it was.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: It might depend on what vehicle they arrived in.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like get back in the van, Like that's the
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: look on his face, so creepy trying.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: To find him again.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Yea freedom in your life at Sizzler. My god, I'm
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: just saying a lot of pressure for a buffet.
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: If they showed the actual people that go to Sizzler,
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: the commercial would look wildly different.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: This is what when they opened Sisler. This is what
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: they thought it was gonna look.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is This is a nineteen ninety one example
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: of expectations versus reality. I will say this commercial, though,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: you know, for the buffet, you know, back in nineteen
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: ninety one, was very aggressive. There are two black people
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, like I said, they're not.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: They've been unfortunately separated.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: We don't all know each other.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Dan Well, by watching this video, you'd assume all the
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: white people do.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: It looks like they do.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: All the white people in this video are like straight
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: out of Central Casting, so it looks like they all
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: know each other. But they're way too dressed up for
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: the Sizzler. Nobody does a staying on their shirt, nobody is.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Nobody's morbidly obese.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Really well, if you think about it, though, that's because
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: no one's because no one's going back for the second
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: trip yet. This is all first trip stuff.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: The choice.
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: Like choices every.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I love how at the end here the lady that
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: was making sexual advances to the whipped cream dessert station
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: is now ready to get ready to round all the
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: bases at Sizzler with her date right there in the restaurant.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was a date.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: She just you said I could choose at anything I
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: wanted at the Sizzler. I choose Darren the buff Boy.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: It was just in the way of the chocolate fountain.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: She just needed to get to it.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's another version of this commercial that
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: they don't want us to see.
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  Speaker 1: right here inside the Treehouse. Dana Mally that's me along
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  Speaker 1: with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. On Tuesday, February twenty fifth,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Still at the beginning of a new week,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: so many things are possible, not for this kid in China,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: but for the rest of us. Lots of good things
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: are still on the horizon, but again, not for this
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: college kid in China. Here's what I'm talking about. A
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: college kid in China is making headlines after he accidentally
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: started a fire in his dorm. The reason why he
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: started a fire in his dorm is because he was
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: trying to hide his inflatable sex doll from his roommate,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: so he wanted to distract him with a fire, it
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: seems I mean, how far would you go to hide
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: your sex doll from your roommate like a fire? Seems
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: pretty extreme when all you really have to do is
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: just open the air plug. Wouldn't that be easier?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Put it under the bed all right too?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just just let out a little air and then
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: slide her under the bed. That seems to be a
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: more practical way to hide her or him. I don't
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: want to make any judgments. When his roommate came home,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: this kid had his inflatable girlfriend out. We don't know
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: if they were in the middle of a date or what.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: When the roommate came home.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: I bet the inflatable girlfriend wasn't the only thing that
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: was out.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: He was just taking her to sizzler.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Oh so, anyway, the college kid had his inflatable girlfriend
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: out when his roommate came home. We don't know if
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: he was in the middle of enjoying his inflatable doll,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: but he snuck her out into the hallway and tried
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: to destroy the evidence by setting her on fire. That
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: poor doll. The hallway filled with smoke, which then set
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: off an alarm. So instead of his roommate finding out,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: everybody found out. A security guard called the fire department.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: No one was hurt, no peep, that is, and not
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: a ton of damage was done to the dormitory other
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: than a little bit of damage to the doll and
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: a lot to this college kid's reputation.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't live that down. Now, That's that's it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: You're that guy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: It's China. No, you probably literally can't live that down.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know a whole lot about Chinese culture or
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: you know, but I'm guessing this isn't normal.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: In any culture. This isn't normal.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: The thing is, though, I can't help but wonder is
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: it because it was an inflatable doll, Like had this
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: been one of those real dolls that cost thousands of dollars,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna set her on fire because
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: she costs thousands of dollars.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Unless you just swiped one from the Temu factory and
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: it was only fifty nine dollars.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Look if if you get a real doll for fifty
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: nine dollars off of Timu. Not only am I if
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I'm your roommate, not only am I going to say, dude,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: it's okay because it's a real doll. I'm also going
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: to give you an extra fist pump because you got
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a good deal on her. I'm also going to ask
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: would you please leave a sock on the door so
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I know when you and your doll are having you time,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: so I don't accidentally walk in on anything that I
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: don't want to see.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know how you casually bring up inflatable doll
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: to your roommate. Okay, so you know you want to
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: watch the game. I also have an inflatable doll, just.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Like Yeah, I feel like there are some things that
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: when you have a roommate and I don't. And this
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: is like college roommate where you're it's it's a you're
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: living in the same room together. This isn't like, you know,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: more into adulthood having a roommate where you have your
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: own separate bedrooms and you can keep god knows what
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: hidden places, but when you're in the same room, that
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: seems like a pretty big gamble.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: I had a buddy of mine visiting from India in
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: La and we're going up and down the Sunset Strip
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: and the Hustler store is there.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: And no Indian kid.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: He's like, oh, I'm going there, and I was like
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: all right, And then he proceeded to buy a fleshlight
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: like with you there and like yeah, Like I didn't
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: know what was going like, I was just kind of
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: walking around doing my own thing.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: And then he was at the counter.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, let me catch up with him
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: because we're gonna leave, and he was purchasing the fleshlight
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: and I was.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Like, you knew what it was, right, Like yeah, he
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: didn't think it was some sort of random like jar
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: opener kitchen apparatus that happened to be at the Hustler store.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: He's Indian, He's not stupid.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm thinking fish out of water type scenario. I
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: don't know if they have those in India. If he
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: sees it, does he automatically know what it does? He
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: automatically know what it is.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: M yeah, I mean they don't have them in India
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: and you can, I think, go to jail for it.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: So that's how much he wanted it, Like he was
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: in the risk prison.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: So he comes to America. So he lives in India.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Mm hm.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: He comes to America to visit you. In LA you
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: take him to the Hustler store where he proceeds to
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: buy a fleshlight, which is illegal in India.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: And I didn't take him to the hustler so we're
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: walking past it and what I want to go in there?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Does he then try to smuggle it back into India
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: or does he use it exclusively while staying with you
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: in Los Angeles with you?
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: It never came out of the box and it went
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: directly into his luggage when he got back to my place.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: So he attempted to smuggle it back into India.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, it successfully did, but.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: He left it in the box, never used it while
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: while visiting you, Like, there wasn't any sort of weird
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: moment where you're watching TV and he says, Hey, I
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: need to go to the bathroom, and then just you know,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: like a minute later, when he's in the bathroom, you
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: hear a weird noise, and you're just like, I don't
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: really want to find out what's.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Going on in there?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: No?
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah?
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Is it really that hard to get laid in a
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: population of one point five billion people?
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Two point four tray get your question.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: I I don't know. I don't live there, but I'm
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: I'm that's why there's arranged marriages. These kids don't get
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: a lot of action, so that's why their parents have
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: to set it up for them. They're they're fleshlight people
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: like a lot of flesh.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: So did he successfully smuggle it back into India?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: He did? He's uh, yeah, very much so.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: And he was sent me an email thanking me for
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: the trip and all this stuff, and he's like, I
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: got the flashlight past customs. I was like, well, I'm
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: pretty sure those guys didn't know what they were looking
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: at either.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: That's a Star Wars character.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Of course, it's a Star Wars character. It's still in
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: the box.
• 34:38
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  Speaker 1: social media. I'm dan with Trey Raj apropos of nothing,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: especially if you were listening to this show online consecutively
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: with the previous segment. I'm just going to ask Raj
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: a question that has absolutely nothing to do with the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: previous segment. Whatsoever. Did they tell him just to stick
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it in the dishwasher or yes, I was really hoping
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: that that was going to be a no.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, it's to dismantle it, uh huh and then
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: rinse it out and then put it in the dishwasher, or.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think it, let's think of what that the
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: dishwasher or soak it in this with Lee Jim Soap.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: That's what I had to walk up to.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Jesus kind of proud that, you know, the Indian kids
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: got himself a flashlight, but I didn't need to see.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. That has nothing
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: to do with the conversation or the thing I was
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: just asking you about.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's in.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: The I hate how you changed topics on me mid sentence.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: I'm very proud of this kid.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, there's only one way to come back from this.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Today is Tuesday, February twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Let's
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: celebrate with some birthdays. Oh, Noahs You is twenty Today,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Noah You is twenty. He plays Marcus in A Quiet Place,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: the first Quiet Place movie. Noah Duke turns twenty. If
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: you guys have not seen any of the Quiet Place movies,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I highly recommend them. Phenomenal films. All three of the
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: ones I've seen Quiet Place one, Quiet Place two, and
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: even the Quiet Place prequel was actually pretty darn good.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: You were the first person that I have heard say
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: the prequel was any good.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not really a two thumbs up.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I haven't looked, but when you vouch for it, Yeah,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: I know some of the movies you've seen, so I don't.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Know people that you know. Trey didn't like A Quiet
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Place Day one.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: As I said, I think you are the first person
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: that I have heard say that the third one was
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: any good at all.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Maybe I'm just maybe I'm just fascinated by it
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: because I like the cast.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Now I'm questioning. Now I'm questioning things.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: I think I liked it.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Who was in the third one? Starred Lupita Nyogo and
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I'm brain farting on his name. He's the one that
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: played Eddie and Stranger Things five and he's Johnny Blaze
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: and the New Fantastic four movie. Oh wait, wait, wait,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Now that I think about it, there were some things. Yeah, Okay,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't like it as much as I thought I did.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I was I was confusing it with A Quiet Place two.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: The third Quiet Place has some moments of sheer stupidity,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Like how that cat doesn't get eaten is beyond me.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I know, if you've seen the movie, that'll make sense.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: People are getting eaten left and right because they make
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: noise or they fart or whatever. That's all right, I
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: made that up. But this cat somehow lives throughout the
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: entire film, which I was glad because I don't want
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to see a cat torn to shreds. But yeah, there
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: were certain aspects of it that were pretty dumb. But
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you liked Alf, no Trey. I loved alf. Alf is
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: a goddamn classic. It's a treasure. Alf himself belongs in
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: the Smithsonian, not just the puppet, but the show. And
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: the man who voiced him in the Smithsonian. There should
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: be an entire Alf wing at the Smithsonian.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Do you know what Alf's real name was?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Uh, Alien life force is what? I don't remember his name.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I remember he's.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: From Melmac and his name is Gordon Shumway. Oh that's right,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Gordon Shumway.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why I know that.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: That's there's this there's this very alien that comes to Earth,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: lives with an eighties family. Uh, likes to eat cats.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: And his name is Gordon Shumway. Not his like Earth
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: name that was given to him. No, that's his alien name.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: His alien name is Gordon Shumway. It sounds brilliant. How
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: do you not love that already?
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: So that this is and Dan's Film and Radio Hall
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: of or Film, TV and Radio Hall of Fame. You
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: have the exhibit of American Ninja Alf and then Jim Kotta.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: No, Jim Kotta does not deserve a place in the
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Smithsonian as a standalone film. It absolutely does not in
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: the pantheon of trash films. It deserves a mention. If
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: there was a wing, if there was if there was
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: an exhibit at the Smithsonian that focused on trash films.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Jim Kotta would deserve a mention.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: You need to watch this now.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, things to do on the toilet besides brushing your
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: teeth by Dan O'Malley.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're all laughing, but now my wheels are spinning.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I think I could write that in like four minutes. Oh,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not even making that up. I'm legitimately thinking that's
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: a good title for a book.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Chapter one.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: They say to start with your strongest stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta pull him in, Dan, you gotta draw in
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  Speaker 2: the reader.
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  Speaker 5: Start with Jim Kata, end at American Ninja, and just
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  Speaker 5: take him on a ride. In between.
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  Speaker 1: Speak a little bit of alpha there.
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  Speaker 5: Alpha is the catnip if you would.
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma. Before we close up the treehouse
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  Speaker 1: for the day, I wanted to ask a couple of
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  Speaker 1: clarifying questions to you. Raj. Your buddy that visited you
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  Speaker 1: in La and he visited the hustler store and he
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  Speaker 1: came away with his own flesh light to take back
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  Speaker 1: to India. You say those are illegal in India? And
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  Speaker 1: how many how many people or roughly how many men
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  Speaker 1: live in India?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's one point four billion, one point four
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  Speaker 4: to five billion people in country, one billion out of
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  Speaker 4: the country.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, So let's go one and a half one
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  Speaker 1: point four billion people that live in India. Let's say
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  Speaker 1: roughly half are male, and flesh lights are illegal there,
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  Speaker 1: m hm, toys in general, adult toys in general illegal
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  Speaker 1: in India. So I'm assuming there's a healthy black market
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  Speaker 1: for adult toys in India.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is very true.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, there's yere somewhere, there's running around the mamba of Mumbai.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sadly, So buddy.
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  Speaker 1: Is it do you think like high class sales like
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  Speaker 1: in a nightclub or the penthouse of a hotel, or
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  Speaker 1: are we talking about guys with trench coats opening them
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  Speaker 1: up on the street to show people their wares.
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  Speaker 4: It's the slum dog millionaire of sex toys. That's how
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  Speaker 4: underground it is. Like you don't want to you don't
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  Speaker 4: want to visit that neighborhood, but they got the stuff
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  Speaker 4: you need.
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  Speaker 1: But is it is it? Is it quality stuff or
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  Speaker 1: is this gonna be like like the knockoff stuff that
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  Speaker 1: might be a little dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably made in China because it's next door, and uh,
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  Speaker 4: it's probably the knockoff.
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  Speaker 2: It's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not like the real flushlight.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually flashlight.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if that's how they're passing
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  Speaker 4: it off.
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  Speaker 2: Like what do you have? What do you have right there?
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  Speaker 2: That's my flashlight?
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  Speaker 5: So flashlights are illegal all sex toys. What about tech support?
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  Speaker 2: Tech support for the.
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  Speaker 5: Flash for the flesh light?
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's still be the same script, like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: thanks for calling this a storm, and no it's not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a little trouble with with my my brand
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  Speaker 1: new flashlight.
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  Speaker 5: Won't turn on.
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  Speaker 1: All right, hold down the reset, but.
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  Speaker 4: Turn it off and on. Have to talk to my supervisor.
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  Speaker 4: Escalate you to little two. Sorry, I know it's just ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: But it's what we do in here. Oh wow. Thanks
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