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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Ep 1&2 Recap +Tidbits from RHONY Ep 3 · Wicked Messy

• Hali&Alicia: Top of the morning to you. All right. Hi, guys. Hello, everybody. My bun is so wild today. your bun is great. It's even half blurt out. That's how wild it is. wow. But anyways, we have quite a doozy. No, we don't. We just have a lot to go over today. We do. So we're doing a quick pivot. Yes, we're doing. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episodes one and two today. Yep. With a few thoughts on episode three of RHONY Exactly. So let's get right into it. Yeah. We're dealing with the nor'easter here. Yeah. Massachusetts and nor'easter. That's not real. Yeah. So I knew it was not going to be a huge deal. Yeah, because it's just wild. There's no snow. There's nothing. It's like barely one day. Like, a little decoration fell over. Like, we're going to be fine. My my dad. Yeah. I held down a bunch of stuff outside the giant rocks he collected. They went there to get the baby's iPad last night and. I was like, what is all this stuff in our driveway? He's so dramatic tarps and stuff. It's so funny because we get terrible weather and like we weren't even like warned of it in the past. And I feel like it's like gotten worse and worse where they make a big deal of things. And it doesn't happen anymore. I don't know. I feel like his age should be used to this bullshit. But I feel like they're going backwards. Yeah, things are. Things aren't going well and a little rain since when was anyone ever? I've never heard anyone ever be like, I'm concerned about rain here. So the one thing I will say is it said this on the weather channel. The coast is getting hit, which is like where the water is, which makes sense because then there's flooding and it is bad in like Rhode Island. And well, that makes sense. Yeah, exactly. But like we're not near water. Things have not getting flooded. OK, all right. So. Season seven, episode one of Salt Lake Chosen Family. Yes. If you watched it on Peacock, that started with a nice airwick commercial. yeah. Yeah. Heather Gay and Gina from the O.C. Yeah, I'm so over that commercial, though, because they played that on other things, too. It's like their standard. Heather doesn't even look like Heather. I know. She looks scary. I don't like it. So the season starts off with Mary, who is, I'd say, genuinely hopeful that things are going to get better with Robert. Yeah, he was getting released. She bailed him out at like 150 in the morning. She was with a family member. I think so. It was probably like her uncle or cousin or something. I don't know. Yeah, I feel like I saw him last season when her family was like around a little bit or something. He looked familiar. So she's talking, speaking with that family member who picked up Robert Jr. from the prison. he spent 86 days in jail before he was released and she feels like she finally had her son back. Yeah. She was so happy. and she was even describing it to the guy that she was with about how she was just jumping up and down, being like, I have my son back. I have my son back. She was just so excited. But then we do get an update and the screen goes black and it says that three weeks later, Robert Jr. Passed away. Yep. at 23 years old. Yeah, really, really sad. It's terrible. It's it's absolutely horrible. It's a mother's worst nightmare. Yeah. Especially like for it to happen in your own house, like right after he got out, too. It's like you really have that hope that he's going to be on the right track. And then it's terrible. Did he die from drugs? Yeah. Yeah. 100 percent. So we have all of the women start coming on screen from the cast and they're giving their thoughts and it's clear that this is hit home for every single one of them. they were all like, my God, I've had my ups and downs with Mary, but like, I can't imagine because they all have kids. So they're like, what the fuck? Exactly. The entire tone of this premiere is just absolutely shifted. Yeah. Absolutely. Angie, who is very close with Mary, as we saw last season, gathers all the women to her house. So they can put their issues aside and share memories of Robert Jr. and focus on supporting Mary and only that. Yup. Which was really nice. Really nice. So while at Angie's house, while the girls gather and wait for Mary, Whitney. Well, Mary wasn't coming. she wasn't going to that one. later. OK. Later on in the episode, I think is where she talks to them. OK. Whitney. decides to let everybody know that she can't drink at these things. Yeah, she's like, I just know what happens if I'm emotional and I get drinking and blah, blah. But then she also brings up a bunch of drama and like says, like, there's things that need to be said. There's apologies that need to be like said. And it's just like, what is this timing? I didn't like that she like was like, Oh, I can't drink when I'm around emotional things like this, which is valid. I mean, some people have to learn that the hard way. But then And we'll get to it. But yeah, within the rest of the season, her not drinking is like a decision that she decided to make. Yes. So it's almost like she didn't want to say it on camera. It's almost like she's showing off that was her story. I don't know. So, So I don't want to say too much right now because she obviously brings this up again in episode two when she talks to Lisa. But yes, there's been a lot of posts online about. Whitney in this no alcohol thing. And yeah, so I'll I don't know if I should say too much right now. We'll get there. Yeah, we'll get there. Go ahead. Lisa Barlow says she's still on her period. How old is she? I don't fucking know. Do think that's true? I don't know. I don't know what to believe with that woman, honestly. She wants a certain image and she's going to keep it. And Heather does a little jab and she's like, right. And you're going to have your period forever. Yeah. It's crazy, though. She's fucking nuts. But I would say every once in a while these franchises give us a moment of raw vulnerability. Like you can't make this kind of stuff up. Like this scene was a change of pace for Salt Lake. Yeah. It was a huge change of pace. For sure. OK. So let's get into Heather and her man. Yes. hard launches Tripp Yeah, rides motorcycles. Yeah. And like, I don't understand why she would go like at that age because she says like or he says, too, that they were talking dating in 2016. He was caught texting other women. ended it when they're separate ways and then they called it like bad timing. And I'm like, well, that's not really bad timing. So that's a weird thing to say. And also, like at your age, Heather, Why would you go back to someone like that? Like, how are you going to honestly trust this man? I don't know why they're first of all, why are you telling people that he was texting another girl? I know. Like you could have just kept that to your chest. I feel like the other girls know about this Tripp situation and she was like, it would come out if I didn't trust because who leads with that? Yeah, that's you're absolutely right. She doesn't want the Internet to go nuts and dig this up. And yeah, because that is blown up. I know. It's like, do you make him say that on camera? I know ever being on the show. I know that came out of his mouth. But then she said, like, we hang and bang. Yeah, I was like, what? Like, this is so weird. Sleepover. We just hanging in. Yeah. I'm like, is this a good start to someone that was texting other women? Like, that's how you're going to start it off giving all the goods right away. Not good. Her daughter questions. Grills him Yeah, she has her little notebook. Yeah. And she calls Heather out for Heather tried to tell her daughter that Tripp was a Swiftie Yeah. And then I don't even listen to her that much. The daughter was like lying about a Swiftie Yeah, I know. And then he made another statement about like, you know how much like how much I love your mom and respect your mom. And in my head, I was like, but Did you really do you really respect her if that's what you were doing the first time you guys dated like I don't know Yeah, and it's like okay, so You got you say that you met because he was helping you with handyman stuff when she opened up laser Beauty Lab. Yeah But it's like, which is weird to me, too, because is it this he jumping on for the ride of the come up because he knows, right? Of course, he's so successful. It's like, OK, so we connect on so many things. He left the church when he was 17. I'm like, that is just a basis to connect on. Exactly. OK, that doesn't mean you're going to have to give us a little bit more than that, because from where I'm standing, his life in your life, the only thing I see from you gaining from each other is like him coming over and getting stuff. This guy doesn't. Not that he doesn't have money. I'm sure he does well for himself. But clearly she's trying to sell us that it's I'm in it for love this time. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm not buying it. I am not buying it, dude. I'm always like side eyeing all these guys that just appear with these women. Speaking of. Yeah. Speaking of Bronwyn's new man. my God. Take a quick second to talk about that. So she is moving forward with her separation from Todd. OK. So they're selling their marital home and she's entering, you know, this new part of her life single. Yep. Question mark. But she also says, like in the scene with sitting with her mom, that she is not filed for divorce. And she was on a trip with her boyfriend for seven weeks straight. But she said that the reason the thing that made her decide to do this was that it was her 40th birthday party and she didn't get a card or anything. I'm like, that's the straw that broke the camel's back. Sometimes it takes something like that because it's like, wow, even my birthday now isn't acknowledged. I feel like it gets to. Yeah. And I feel like I would. Yeah. Understand that that would probably be the key. He was just hot. Like, wasn't he like doing some creepy stuff on a plane? Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. I'm glad that he's piece of shit. But and she was saying as well, she's like, not only was it my 40th. But it was the same year that I lost my dad without my dad, my first birthday without my dad. yeah. And mom's like not really super warm and bubbly. She's like lightly places her hand like on her calf, like while she's crying. I'm like, this is so weird. She calls her muzzy. Muzzy. Yeah. Yeah. I that is weird. So the boyfriend, Brandon, is 32 years old. Yes. And she met him at BravoCon. I don't know. That story was kind of like unclear to me. He's gay, right? He's gay. don't know. I don't get gay vibes when he speaks. Finally, I think that's an episode two maybe. But I do again get he's jumping on the Real Housewives train of the come up and like, you this guy likes you Bronwynn? on. Really, really fucking wild. We'll get we'll get into it though. We'll get into it. But I just had to say that. Yep. Jack Barlow is home from his mission Tripp at 21 years old. I know. And apparently he's a chick magnet. Yeah, he's not happy about that. Sure is. Yeah, he is a cutie. And she doesn't want these little ladies calling him Baby G. Only she can call him Baby G. And that's who she wrote the song about. I know! oh my God. She's fucking crazy. She's so crazy. But Lisa and John Barlow, so they end up having a little chit chat. Yeah. about some drama from last season that I really didn't even remember. feel like she should so had nothing to gain from bringing that fight back up. I didn't realize that was like a fight that was worth noting. I know. And I wonder if she had her hands in some of the editing for some reason and was like, don't show like negative interactions between me and John, because we really didn't see much of that at all. Like. Lisa's a lot. think we saw John sometimes being like, yeah, OK, like I do all of this and you just go off and party or whatever. But like, yeah, this was weird that she's like crying in her confessional and like, I don't know, weird. And the whole theme was John coming out and I got to give him, you know, two thumbs up on this. He handled the scene really good for a man that's clearly uncomfortable talking about his emotions. He fucking knocked it out of the park. But I was shocked to hear him say that when we got into that argument over lunch during last time we filmed, was, what did he say? I was in a really dark place and I was jealous. Yeah, and taking it out on you or something. Yeah, jealous and insecure surrounding your success. Yes, yeah. Wow. He does say that Lisa is great at communicating, trying to backtrack because he said she was bad before. But he isn't great at it and that he owes her an apology for being a jerk. Yeah. I Can't believe I'm saying this. I I John Barlow has never been more attractive to me. Yeah I almost didn't even see his bald head first. I know. Yeah, you he used to be like handsome Yeah, else you think baby G is so baby G. That's him at a younger age for sure. But this made me really like him. And I was like, do I think he's like kind of hot now? Or is it just because I got the jump scare from Tripp the scene before that? Yeah, I could have. Although Tripp, don't think it's a bad looking guy. he's not. But just what we think about him, I think makes him less attractive. We didn't need to see him with the motorcycle and my god, and the matching helmet with Heather getting it. I think that. personalized. I can't. All right. So we can see that Whitney and Bronwyn their golfing or pickleballing. We're just jumping all over the map. We're not going in order here. OK, you take off. Yeah. Well, I mean, Bronwyn and Whitney Pickleball was really just Bronwyn talking about our separation from Todd and then Bronwyn talking about Brandon. Right. So I don't really feel like there was much there. Yeah. We we do just really see that Whitney starts opening up the floodgates that. She has a lot of apologies to give. Yes. Bravo con. Right. Whitney's and again mentions the alcohol use. Yeah. She says alcohol isn't serving me. I'm serving it. Yeah. It's like whatever that means. So and then we have Meredith and Lisa at lunch. OK. And Meredith, I just can't. I don't know. I'm so done with that lady. And like you look so Like she looks like she she should be in a Barbie box. who Meredith. Yeah, look, I can't with the facelift. I can't with any of it. The wig. my God. But they're just talking shit. Do you think that she has the same facelift that Denise Richards and Lindsay Lohan? Probably. But a little too extreme. I don't know. She just seems like she's stuck. Well, she said she only it had only been a month since she got it done. Right. So she obviously started filming way too soon. I think it looks great. It's very stiff. if you only wanted a month, that's in the next episode. She actually talks about that. It's not really brought up at all during this lunch. They just start talking shit about Whitney during this lunch. It's not about the facelift. I was just commenting on her face is just so stuck and I can't get over her. I know I wrote down Denise Richards question. yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But Lisa Barlow was going ham bone on Whitney being like This is clown behavior. She's a dingbat. Yeah. I'm like, girl, chill the fuck out. She was being really mean. Wicked. yeah. And Meredith's like, I'm done with her. Like, I don't have anything that I need that needs to be said. Blah, blah, blah. In her monotone. Yeah, she's basically not having it at all. No. But that was pretty much it for that launch, too. Well, yes, for the lunch. My final thoughts on this are just about the end of the episode. Yeah, Mary. Yep. So she's playing with Robert Junior's dog, Bubs. Yep. And she says it's the last piece of her son that she has left. The dog's name is Cray. Who's Bubs? Her son. Cray was in Bubs room. I was like, what? was like, wait, Bubs. Yeah, because she kept saying, Cray, Cray, Cray, Cray. I was like, why is she calling Bubs Cray, Cray? But that was literally heart wrenching that the dog was in his room. That is so sad for like the whole situation. I have to. I have such a stupid question for such a serious moment. Yeah. So Robert Junior, Robert, where's his, did his? Very good point. Is he dead? She didn't even mention him. She didn't mention the father at all. But all she did mention was that her own brother and sister did not come down and support her or come to the services. But where's dad? You're absolutely right. It didn't even cross my mind. I'm so confused. Very confused. He's definitely not dead. Right? I don't know. He was on the first season she was on. Right. And then never to appear again. I know. But there was definitely issues and I feel like her, he must have got so much shit online for like people saying like you were so much older than her and like maybe guys are like family. weird because it's not a single mention of my husband helped me get through this. but y it's really weird. I don't I don't know where this man has gone. So And the fact that no one even even the other women not mentioning it is weird to me. The whole thing is odd. And her bringing up like my sister didn't come. Yeah. My brother. It's like those people I thought had already cut her off due to her loyalty to the church. I remember season one, Mary had said that her sister was jealous that she had gotten to marry the grandfather and become leader the church. There is a lot that like I have a lot of question marks, and now is not the time to be having question marks on anything. But I I was very confused. And I am happy that Mary has as crazy as the support system is that she does have something other than her family, but something's missing there. Something's missing here. Something's off. but that was pretty much that entire episode. we then go right into episode two. Yep, and we Initially meet Ashley Quai Ashley Quai Which why did they call her Quai and not Ashley? As if there's another Ashley on the show. I don't know. Isn't that fucking weird? Yeah, it is weird why would you want to be likes to be called that for some reason? Is that even her husband's last name? I don't know. Weird. But Ashley is Lisa's former makeup artist. Yeah. Turned very wealthy mountain owner. No, aka she married wealthy. Her husband has a company. She doesn't even fucking know what he does. Yeah, what was that response? In Florida 80% of the time. What was that response? She's like, I guess I should ask him what he does. That to me is always so suspect. Because okay, your husband's definitely doing something illegal then because you're like tongue-tied in like rule number one being on camera. Have a fucking story. Have a story because you know what's gonna happen? Every one of us are gonna go. Yeah, there's actually red flags go up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean you don't understand. As you're literally like on the top of the world above all the mountains, like literally beautiful. And she's like, I don't know. Yeah. And she's like, we own all this land. No one can even build over here. We own it all. And then why are you trying to like show us your husband's nipples? Why are you obsessed with his nipples? That's so freaking weird to me. Weird. And he was like playing along with it too. I'm like, and he is a good looking guy, I'm not gonna lie. Like, and if he makes fucking millions, fuck yeah, but And listen, I don't like that I don't like her. Because I want to like her. I know. I really everything about her says I should like you, but then yeah, this part of her life that she built with the husband and the fake and everything for money, money, money, it screams, I chose money. Absolutely. And I think she got a bunch of tips from Lisa Barlow before she hopped on this show. absolutely. You know what I mean? Like cover it all up. Like just be careful. Yeah, exactly. But then she slipped up with the husband's thing. Lisa does say, just funny about the makeup thing, that she was doing her makeup in 2016 and things were a lot different with Glam before Kylie Jenner came on the scene. Yes. And it's so true. It had me thinking about like I remember when you got me The Kim K, yeah, what's it called? The baking powder. The setting powder. Yeah. That bake. and that was like 2016. Yeah, that's true. That is true. And I remember being kind of thinking, Why would I do this? And then I saw the results and I was like, what a difference. And I feel like it's not just Kylie Jenner, it's just social media in general, because then you could get like these new tips from makeup artists and like you could see how it actually came together and how these people look this way on TV. That is the difference. There's Like, I don't know why there's any confusion about why us millennials looked so insane as teenagers with makeup and why the kids that are 12 now can do it 10 times better than I ever could. They had access the whole time. We didn't have YouTube until it's There's literally sponges taking in these videos and these techniques. Like we had nothing. We were watching TRL, like on like fuzzy TVs. Like everyone is so lucky that I was not born in that generation. No shit. my god, and Quai is really fucking talented. They showed some of her pictures and like her Halloween looks and stuff. They look fucking phenomenal. She's talented and she's beautiful. but I found it interesting. Apparently, Whitney has a connection to Quai. Yeah. So her best friend that died. Sharry Yep. Yep. She kind of stepped up and helped Kwai's brother, who was married to Sharry. Crazy. Crazy. So Quai does give her her flowers and says, you know, after Sharry passed away, I saw how Whitney has stepped up for my brother and his children. And it I have a whole different level of respect for her. Right. And Lisa really tries to kind of like muddy that water and be like, well, I have issues with with Whitney and blah blah blah. And I think Quai stays firm to like, well, no, I love that girl. Like that's like literally. Good luck. Yeah, exactly. You're knocking at the wrong door. Exactly, exactly. Which I already I was like, okay, I give you a lot of respect for that. But then speaking of Whitney, we go into the next scene of Whitney and Justin, and Whitney's like clearing out her closets at first, no reason why. And then they start talking, which Who set this scene up? Justin's about to go to the gym and you say, can we talk? And let's talk about our marriage coming apart. Fucking poor guy. Jesus, I feel bad for this guy. I feel bad for him too. Do you remember that he left his wife? He cheated on his wife with Whitney. Yep. Goes around, comes around. You don't that little bubble, that little like cheating bubble, and then like marriage and all of that. It's like you guys had nothing. But this doesn't make sense to me. You don't have money anymore, Justin. You don't have anything to this lady. But Whitney's saying it's because he screwed her business up. How fr it's so. And it's like that's such a lie. And they even flashed back to that scene where she was upset and crying, and I'm like, okay, that was a like you wouldn't have splitting that without her husband. Exactly. Don't do that to him. But also If you're gonna be separating, why the fuck are you going to the guest room? An in house trial separation? Don't understand any of it. Okay, so we have Kyle and Amanda. That failed. We got this. Where else do we see? We just saw this somewhere. Maybe Hailey? no, she has a pied a tere Someone else, someone else just did this too. sai. but she got her own apartment. Yeah, but but I mean like separation and not just like it's like come on. Come on, ladies. Absolutely. This is not working out. And then how awkward was it that like they hug and then Justin says thanks? He's like, thank you. And she even goes for what? And he goes, the hug. And in my head, I was like, is she a complete fucking nightmare when the cameras are not up and like won't even like let him touch her? You know what I mean? Like That would be very interesting because she's been selling this dream to the audience that they are just sex pods and they can't keep their hands off each other. I know. That's what I'm saying. It's And he got fired because of it, because of this show for her. That's what I'm saying. This is so crazy. His entire life, everything you know, his ex wife is laughing her way to the fucking bank every morning, looking at how he ruined his life for woman. Who literally will throw you under the bus on camera and say you ruined Whitney Wild Rose beauty. Yeah. Which it's like. It was never never anything anywhere. How were you gonna get into Sephora Honey Bunny? That is That's what I'm saying. I re I really like Justin. I do too. I don't know what it is about him. I know. I mean he's a big teddy bear thinks he's like handsome. He is. He's lost like a ton of weight. He's like working out. He has the nice little dimples. Someone posted online and it was literally like they took the thought out of my head. They were like, Justin is working his ass off and getting his body right to prepare for post-divorce. And I was like, Yeah, he fucking is. Like that's what I'd be doing too. Dude, like this crazy bitch is like all over the map. my gosh, justice for Justin. Seriously, justice for Justin. really quick though, I this made me kind of sad when he said, You know, Whitney, our one of our kids said to me the other day that they think the biggest fight we've gotten into was when you didn't use a coupon that I asked you to use. Yeah. I had chills when I heard him say that because I believe that. Yeah, I believe that these kids and that's the thing. And just not to get into the gutter with this, but it's like All right, you are on a reality TV. Let's say, let's say that is true. And the kids to this day truly believe that's their only fight. You have just ruined all of that hard work in home because now they're gonna be able to see this someday. They could have literally you two could have gotten divorced, kept still done Sunday dinners as a family. You could have really done this whole thing and it your children come out scott free from this. Yeah. And now that's just not po it's not as possible. But are they are they together as of right now? Like I d I'm I don't know I'm confused I don't actually think I even follow her. I don't really think I do either. But she's out and about, so she's fully living her life. So I don't know if they're even divorcing, 'cause I feel like that would have been a headline. Another one of her little storylines. Exactly. Exactly. We got Bronwyn and her new man. They're ice skating. Ice skating. Like a Hallmark movie gone wrong. But she says she's in a rom com. She does say that. And I'm like, dude. I'm telling you, he's gay. He's doesn't care about her. He does not want her. But she drops I hope you realize how happy I am with you. She said, of course Of course you are, sweet boy. She also says I got him a hotel nearby my house. I got why are you getting him a hotel? What about these seven weeks you guys have been away together? You're paying for everything. And it's Todd's money. It's not your money, honey. And hey, listen, Todd's a piece of crap. I don't care. Go ahead. Do it. Bring a thousand guys on a thousand vacations. But don't act like you are special because a guy is using you. Literally. That's all that's happening here. And we know in real life, right now, she's not with him because now she's been photographed with another man who allegedly is still married. And that came out recently. And then, like, yeah, you probably tossed her to the curb real quick. He was like, This is a joke. Yeah, I'm s I'm gonna say this guy was with her for clout, the divorce money, literally anything because Yeah. Or he just wanted a v really long vacation. Anything. Yeah. And he got what he wanted. Yeah, he did. And she didn't. god. So our girl to Britani Bateman I for I can't believe I'm saying this. I forgot about Britani. I know. When I watched the first season, I wasn't like s she's missing. I just forgot. And then when I she came on my screen, I was so I cursed at myself. She's fucking nuts. I said, Alicia, how fuck did you forget about Britani? You know what? She probably was like, I have to stay on this show because I literally ruined my whole relationship with Donnie Osmond. Yeah. For this show. Donnie. Is it no? Jared. Jared. What's his last name? Osmond. it is. Okay. Donnie. That's one of them, probably. okay. There's a whole bunch of them. so she was like, fuck it, I'm gonna go back on the show. But it doesn't even seem like she's like fully on the show. I don't understand that. So she is, I think what happened, this is what I believe has happened. Quai and Britani are friends of, so they weren't introduced until episode two. Okay. That's my best guess. But the point is Mary was like, Britani is not gonna be a part of anything with my son, and I hate her. that's a way. Well, that would make sense because Britani does say something weird when she has who is it, Whitney and Heather come over for breakfast. Brunch. Yeah. Yeah. And Britani did say something when she asks like how all of that went. And she was like, Yeah, I you know, c couldn't be there or something like that. But I didn't even think that. Yeah. That's a really good thought. Because she should have become full time after she held last season together. There would have been nothing funny without her. True. She's fucking crazy. She well, she claims that she hasn't slept with anyone for what did she say? Three months. Yeah, something like that. But and Heather in her You're totally on liar. Shut up. You're a fucking liar, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what she said. She liked deleted all the dating apps. She then starts talking shit about Bronwyn really quick. And she says that Bronwyn leaked the photo of Brandon and her at Sundance or whatever. And I was like, yikes. Yeah, Heather was like one eight hundred TMZ. Yeah, but then Heather gets into her own thing about her and Todd and or TripP. Todd TripP and how people reached out to them, but they haven't done the piece yet because she needs better photos, so they're gonna do a fucking photo shoot. I didn't know if that was a joke. I don't think so. I mean, if it wasn't, I'm stupid as fuck. I don't know. I know, but I I was not sure if it was a joke when I watched it, but I thought it might have been because I was like, There's no she seemed serious. But that's so embarrassing if she's Why are they doing a piece on her? She thinks she is a superstar, dude. They also they did do so many pieces on like Brittany Cartwright. Like they're just taking anyone from the gutter these days. True. True. They need anything they can get. but I think the best part of this whole brunch meetup was when Whitney was talking about Meredith and in and pretending to be her, imitating her. I'm the look that she gives and she's always staring at me. Yeah, that was so funny because she fucking does that it's scary. She is Meredith is like a witch. She is scary and like especially last season when she was on drugs or whatever, she's trying to deny that she was. She would just stare at people. She'd like for that she was being filmed and she'd be like, Yeah, like when they were in Greece and stuff, she was out of it. She was like really, really, really my God. Then we have Lisa Barlow Ski Day. Apre Ski with Lisa B. Don't.. stop calling yourself Lisa B. I know. What is she doing? I don't know. But they that was so weird. The intros they had when everyone got out of the cars and everything. It was so awkward. I was like, this is fucking weird. I know. And then Bronwyn having a talk about pot calling the kettle black. She's like, Quai rhymes with Why? Why are you wearing that? I know. I was like, who are you? You look like a clown every fucking scene. The woman that wore a hot dog outfit? Literally. A hot dog outfit. Wish d isn't she the one that used to dress up every single time to pick Todd up from the airport in like a a costume? I don't know. That's Yeah, she definitely was. And mind you, on this fucking ski Trip, she has a big puffer on with blue stars. I'm like, you look like a fucking kid. I know. She looks more like a woman than you do. I could not believe that she had the nerve to go out of her eye. I think she's feeling I think she's feeling a little competition because Quai has that edge that Bronwyn brought on last week. Yeah. And I also think she now has a a young little boyfriend, so she's feeling the confidence is to to a hundred right now. So she's just shitting on everyone. but I that was embarrassing for her. I was like, Do you want to swallow the receipts? Of your past outfits. Literally. Do you remember your first scene? Because her first scene was that giant heart fuzzy Yes. Her first scene ever. Even her confessional, she was wearing some red fucking wild thing with feathers in it. I'm like, Are you out of your mind? Like she is out of her mind. Angie is bugging about skiing. Yeah, I know. You can tell it she's like never had to ski in production. Was like, come on. And they said, Listen, Angie, you have two options. You can either stay in the chalet with Meredith or you can go skiing. And she said Death or stay with Meredith. Death or stay with Meredith. Exactly. I choose death. Yup, yup. And then they have the whole chairlift debacle. What? When the chairlift? my god. But who the fuck was that guy? I don't know. Because it seems like he like maybe a part of production because he was like helping them, but then she kept saying, like, I just ended up on this guy's legs, but they had to shut down the whole fucking chairlift. They then Chairlift them to the top of the mountain for them to say, Forget this, I'm gonna go back. It's too icy. It's not safe! yeah, she said there's ice on the mountains. And then ohhh so they get up the mountain and they're like, it's too icy, we gotta go down. Yep. And then they go down with the medic. And I'm like, the medic wasn't needed. Like, give me a break. The whole thing was odd. But it was hilarious really quick when they were skiing and Whitney was snowboarding, and Whitney goes, Britani, you're doing such a good job. You're really great at this. And then all of a sudden, fucking Britani trips on something and she fucking takes a nose dive. I was like, that was like you cursed her. You gave her an eye. Was it Whitney that also said when she saw how bad Angie was doing? She's like, Sometimes when I'm in a dark place or I need to feel better, I ask Angie to do physical things with me. Yep, to do something athletic. Yes. And it just does like a little compilation of all the things that Angie can't do. And why would Lisa set up a ski day when she can't ski? That's Lisa Barlow for Unfucking clear there. Lisa B. You could do anything else else. You could go tubing. Anything. my god. You're she had probably like a four thousand dollar outfit on for skiing. yeah. The perfect ski outfit. so back to Meredith though. We have Meredith who's now revealing that she had a facelift and is still recovering. And then we get a confessional of Whitney. god, I know. Meredith is so brave for telling us about her facelift and her wig. And production goes, She didn't tell us about the wig. And she goes, yes. Okay. my god. She's like, She's gonna kill me. She's gonna kill me. She's killing me literally. She's like everything I d I'm apologizing for in this like a season, she's gonna shoot me for. And then Heather also makes a comment in confession all about Meredith's wig. The whole internet is up in arms about the wig. It's so clear. It's so fake. But don't bring up the facelift without the wig. And I don't understand why why she would need a has she always had a wig? I don't know. That's I try to look at the seams every single time she's on my screen. What's her real hair look like? Because if it's unless she has been wearing a wig this whole time, she must. I thought she's always had really nice hair. Me too. But I d I don't know. wait, that's stupid. Do you think to cover up this the incisions and the scars? Yes. Right. I don't know if they'd be that significant. Like a lot of people get but but a month out, if you're out of recovery long time. Four weeks? That's a long time, I think. I don't know. I don't know how much that like you scheduled mine yet. Me neither. Doctor. It's about time. Literally. yeah. So now we have Whitney's apology tour. Yeah. Because she realizes I need to get into the good graces of everyone because I was absolutely drunk and out of control. Yes. So first she tries with Lisa. Yep. and she tries to first of all apologize for her behavior to Lisa on the ultimate girls Trip No, that was Heather. Heather, yes. Yes. Yeah. So that that apology was on the sprinter van, Heather to Lisa Barlow on the ski, post ski, apre ski. Scene that was Whitney and LB. Yes, Lisa Barlow. So Whitney's apologizing, right, for her previous comments and saying that al alcohol contributed to it immensely, which is a little bit of a cop out. Yeah. Lisa gets into her confessional and Lisa goes, Loyalty lays really dick. I mean thick with me. And then she also says, like Whitney apologizes, but then she makes the same mistakes over and over and over again. It's like a cotton candy machine. I'm like that's Around and around and around. I'm getting tired now. but Lisa does accept ultimately. She does. I didn't think she would, but she's a little suspicious. I know. And going back to what I was saying earlier about Whitney and this alcohol thing, a lot of fans are saying that. Whitney is so diehard for this show because it's her biggest paycheck and they need money. So now she's allegedly ruined her marriage because she wants to be on the show so much and she was drinking so much, causing so many fights with Justin. And so now she's trying to backpedal and say, like, alcohol's the whole issue, and I'm like saving myself to save myself on this show. That's what people are saying. Well, I could see that. Yeah, absolutely. Cause she's it's too much. At one scene they were like, cheers, and she's like, cheers with my energy. My monster. Yeah. Relax. I know. I'm like, you can have a fucking champagne, like you're not getting blackout from one sip of champagne. And don't try to blame that on everything. Exactly. You know what you've done. It's ridiculous. So Lisa is pretty accepting of the apology. Yep. Meredith! Not so much. Yeah. So they go to dinner with Lisa Barlow everywhere on the menu, on the drink stirers Everywhere you turn is Lisa B. Lisa B. my god. Although it looked like a phenomenal fucking lunch or dinner. She can obviously put on a good party. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know why people are what was the rumor that she was on her knees to sell some vida at tequila? Like this lady doesn't need to. She has been in the business for a while. She has her connections. Is she annoying? Yes. Yeah. Do you have to be to make it in that industry? Probably. A hundred percent. so before Whitney even makes her way to Merrit Meredith though, Meredith is talking to Quai. Yep. And she says that she's like, You know, Whitney accused me of having a drinking problem. And Quai goes, Who, you? I'm like, Quai. Yeah, she's accused me of pill popping and pretty much everything short of murder. Yeah, that's what she said. Quai did you see Meredith last season? She was a drunk bitch. She was a fucking cycle. She was out of it 90% of the season. Liter or she was crying or saying, I need to talk to my son. My son. It's Mother's Day. So she rejects Whitney's apology and makes it clear that she's not Forward. She said, Yeah, that's not gonna happen. And then Quai starts to chime up when everyone starts like going after each other. And Angie's like, Honey, you don't know us. You weren't here last season. You need to stop. Yeah. And Quai really got me with saying that it reminded her reminded her of the old Batman shows when everyone was arguing at the table and it was like bam, pow. Shabam! I was like, that was fucking perfect. oh man. It was good. It was good. Yeah. And then we end on them all just sitting at the table being like, We need to pull it together. Yes. Yes. It was a lot of craziness. It really was. I'm excited for what's to come that the rest of the season. No, it's gonna be a good season for sure. We're gonna need a little bit more Britani Bateman, but it was good. Yeah, and I'm sure she'll be with a guy next episode. Jared. Before we know it. Yeah, exactly. He's right there. He's probably waiting in the basement. Yeah. He he's around. He's he's around. so some quick notes about episode three of Ronay. Yeah, absolutely. so Jessel and Hailey are playing pickleball. Yes. And Hailey reveals that she used to be a tennis player and that she got kicked off the team for smoking pot. And the only thing she regrets is her eyebrows in her mugshot and not the actual crime or getting kicked off the tennis team. And that she didn't know what to do with herself now that she couldn't be a tennis star anymore. I know. So she did the one thing that she knew she could, which was get with jon gosselin. I know. And the whole reason that her family knows jon gosselin and Johnny Kate plus eight is because Hailey's dad is a plastic surgeon who did Kate Gosling's boob job. No, it wasn't a boob job, it was a tummy tuck. Yes, I was gonna say because she had a C section because she had so many fucking kids in her stomach. Right. Yeah. so that had me a little bit shocked. It did. And then she also because last I just want to clear up from last episode, we kept referring to Hailey as she was still married to Jon when we were talking about the lavender marriage comment. But she's actually there was no we, that was you. Whatever. I'll review the tapes and I think it was a we guys. But I apparently was wrong and Ruben is her husband. And the agreement, and again, she's using Lavender incorrectly because she says Ruben is fine with her seeing women and not men. I need Ruben to get my exactly. Because how is Ruben okay with this all being on film? Especially when we get into a little bit later. And she says some weird thing about if You know, that had never happened to me, Jon and Kate plus eight, that situation had never happened to me that's what yeah. I would have never chosen Ruben as a safety net. She said that was a safe choice. Yeah. I know. It's fucked up. Cause is Ruben paying for your pied a Tier that you live in? Partly? Because you gotta get cut off, honey. if this is I don't care what kind of marriage it is, you don't treat anyone like this. Yeah. On camera too. Like what for a paycheck? And I also just last night saw a picture of Hailey with who the fuck else was in the picture. I forget who else it was. Another one on the show, maybe sai and Jon Gosselin. What? They took a picture together recently while they were out. I was like, What is happening? is he trying to get back in the spotlight? That I yeah. Yeah. That's insane. It really is. so Daisy's husband goes on Craigslist when they fight and looks for apartments and she goes on raya Who's this on camera, Hali? I know. You couldn't waterboard me to get me to admit that I'm looking for apartments on Craigslist. Do people get apartments on Craigslist? I'm so confused. She also hasn't told her husband that the tutor's texting her. And Carol was like, It's probably best if you tell him. Like you're filming a season and now it's on there that you didn't tell him. So now your timeline is all fucked up. And my God, you're setting yourself up. Yeah, that was really. But Carol did give us more insight into why she got so upset about the Carolyn Bessette comments from Jessel. She did. And I'm sorry, I get it. But that's a very famous family. And yeah, that's your best friend, but I think she's taking it too far. She I think even it she admittedly even knows that she's taking this whole situation too far. Cause I think she was saying that, in front of the house. She saw people taking pictures of stalked them saying this is morbid, blah blah blah. Yeah. And then she had to stop herself. I don't know. I can't imagine what it's like to be in this scenario, but she is a smart woman and I think she's very aware that Jessel meant no harm by it. Was it in poor taste? Absolutely. Was she was it from a malicious place? No. Are you going to let her get raked over the coals for the next eight months after this airs? Because she said something insensitive because you're keeping the storyline going and going. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, a hundred percent. I don't get it. I'm like, this is too much. It is. then we also have Hailey in her confessional and her mom calls her. my god, her mom's a fucking Looney Toon My toe. I got pushed into a sidewalk crack. Then she's like going I'm at the eye doctor. I'm gonna do all the steps and I'm gonna count my steps and the Brooklyn steps and She's like mom, I gotta go. Is she manic? I feel like she might be bipolar. I was gonna ask you, d this is it's clear something's going on. Something's wrong with that woman. Like Hailey's unless they edit it that way. No, there's no edit you could tell by Hailey's face she was getting getting like embarrassed towards the end. my god. definitely something going on with that woman. Yeah, she's not well. She's like all over the place. And then she's Should I get my boobs smaller? And sh and Hailey's like, You just got a boob job in a year ago. oh yeah. It's crazy. And then she was like, I wouldn't she wonder if her dad did it. I would that I thought that when she said that. Which is not legal. Hippa. Really? Hippa. Yeah, you can't I can't I can't see you as the patient. You can see family. Especially not your fucking husband. so you don't think that Heather Dubrow gets all of her stuff done through Terry if she has anything done? T she under the table probably, yeah. I I'm sure people do it, but it's it's not ethical. It's not ethical. No, if someone looked into it, you could get your license taken away. Well, we just made that we have no idea if he did it. He fucking did. yeah. Lisa Hostein. Hochstein. Yeah, her ex did all of hers. And look at what happened with them. Yeah. Yeah. And other news, Erin's giving out little hats to people. Little hats, and she gives Hailey a lice hat. during the Seder. Yeah, at the Seder. It was the plagues that hit the Jews at that religious time. Yeah. I was very confused by that thing. and Hailey goes, I'll give it to your kids so your whole house gets lice. I know. And erin goes, Zinger. She loves that zinger. I think you are really trying hard to be She then she gives she gives Jessel the boils one and then herself the blood one. And Jessel goes, that's fitting. Boiling of the blood. She's so funny. That was so good. But Jessel was an asshole for showing up to that. Like religious get together like two hours late. Like you don't that was and she knows I don't she did that on purpose. No. Question Carol's cone hack? She says it's a my god, yeah, what is that!? That they'll just keep going. I need to talk to Kenny about this because you're just gonna be like Yeah, we need like an insider source. That's not true unless it's like a New York thing specifically. Because things are way different with the parking there. But why would a cone be on a car? That'd be I'd never even seen that any other place. Where do you get one? You have to steal one to have one. Right. So let's start with the thievery of it all. Literally. but I did want to mention that Erika and Ankur Ankur Ankur We met him finally. He very well spoken English. Like clearly was born here. I didn't I wasn't sure if he was or not, but Yeah, he must be because he was very and handsome and obsessed with her. And what does he do for a living? He She said it he the tech millionaire yeah but it's it's a company and I didn't understand this that gives people rewards and bonuses for their rent and mortgage payments. It's weird. I've never heard of it in my life. And I don't know what who's getting rewarded for paying their mortgage because I'm not. Rich people get offered things that like we wouldn't understand They're in a whole different ballgame. Weird. Yeah. No, no, no, that's very true. But I don't know. It's true though. It's That doesn't make sense to me. It doesn't. But the fact that they are s he's so rich that they have bought that West Village apartment. That's gorgeous. But then on top of it, she reveals they own an a private island in the US Virgin Islands that celebrities go to stay at. And it was gorgeous. And unbelievable. And they have a private chef and she's like, Yeah, I was pretty like okay growing up because my dad was a doctor. I'm Yeah, you weren't just okay. You were better than that. But She's like, this is a whole new fucking ball game. But then she's on this scene making pizzas with him in their private chef wearing a piece of fucking cloth. I'm like, you don't look cute, honey. What the fuck are you doing? you didn't like that shirt? That was fucking a joke. And then it will change to her confessional with this red dress on that's making her boobs look so big. And then it shoots back to her in her kitchen and it's like a board and in this piece of cloth. I'm like, what the fuck? I could not stop looking at them together. I know. He is so madly in love with her. Yeah. It I could not. It's too to have a pre-wedding in Africa and then get married in front of the pyramids in Cairo, Egypt. It's fucking insane. Fucking insane. Something we'll never understand. And I hope, I hope I'm not wrong about this one, but I it kind of feels like she won the lottery. Like if she didn't have a Penny to his name, she still would have wanted to marry him. And he just happens to be rich. She was I think she's in love with this man. I know. I know. But we didn't talk about this in the first episode. I think it was the first episode of RHONY She made a comment that when she has to stay home alone and overnight, that she takes all his watches and jewelry and puts it outside of her bedroom door and locks herself in her room. So if robbers are to come. All the stuff they want is outside the door. I'm like, does your husband actually know this? Cause that's kind of fucked up. Why? That's smart. I guess. Holy shit, that's smart. gun under the pillow. I mean, if she added that, maybe, yeah. But I don't know. That was very wild. Literally ridiculous. And then we did see Jessel and Erin fighting and It was a classic housewives fight. They were going back and forth, making each of them look stupid. I was like, keep it coming, keep it. Literally a bootleg Houdini, Jessel says to Erin. I loved that. I know. Erin's head was spinning. She's What does that mean? I know. one man Ponzi scene. Like, isn't that what a fun so good? the last thing I wanna say. Okay. Is that we really see at this Seder dinner that Hailey does not like Erin already and is like, I fucking hate you. Erin gives the most passive aggressive fucking gift to Hailey of a bougie thing of jam and pretty much says like, Well, was it Erika that told Erin, I think I think it was someone, yeah, that she was calling her vanilla and boring like J no, sai did. sai did. But then we end off after this gift is Erin saying I'd rather be boring than break up a marriage with a man who has eight kids, which is one, so fucked up to say. Two, at the pickleball scene earlier in this episode, Hailey breaks down that they were separated. That they're Jon and Kate was no crossover. No, when they were in the media, they couldn't announce they were separating because they were making a shit ton of money. But Erin, you're a fucking piece of shit. Erin said what what's gonna hurt her the quickest? Yeah. And chose the darkest part of her life. Erin is evil. And you know who Erin's new best friend is in real life right now? Who? Lindsay Hubbard. What? They're together all the time now. Yeah. And you know who else was just in a picture? It was Lindsay Hubbard, it was Erin LICHY and Carol. Radcliffe, yeah. Yeah, wild. I don't know why Aaron Rads and Lindsa Radcliffe, Radwell Radswell, yep. Radzween Rats Cone Radswell. But I think we did a pretty good job at wrapping all that up. That was a lot of content, really. But now but now we have a fresh slate. We can just go back to w one with a small recap or yes. We're well, we did three today almost. So I think we'll be good to do two. Yeah, one of each. Cause now we're not. Exactly. Exactly. So all right, guys. It's been wonderful. We'll see you next week. See ya. Bye.