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- 0:02Speaker 1: What is the doom to the graphic nature of this program?
- 0:06Speaker 1: Listener discretion?
- 0:07Speaker 2: Is it flies.
- 0:17Speaker 3: The Woody Shows.
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- 0:27Speaker 1: Training Class is now in session.
- 0:43Speaker 5: Hey, good morning everybody.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Today is Wednesday. It is October the eighth, twenty twenty five.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Low and welcome. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.
- 0:55Speaker 2: He's like, Hey, we got Menace, hid is here, we
- 0:58Speaker 2: got Sea Bass me is here. The phones they're open
- 1:02Speaker 2: at eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Woody.
- 1:04Speaker 2: You can send us a text if you like, over
- 1:06Speaker 2: to two to nine eight seven This morning.
- 1:10Speaker 5: Here on the Woody Show.
- 1:11Speaker 2: It's a round of family feud, like our style of
- 1:13Speaker 2: family feud, which if you watch the game, they ask
- 1:15Speaker 2: one hundred people these survey questions and you got to
- 1:17Speaker 2: try to get the answers that are.
- 1:18Speaker 5: Up on the board.
- 1:19Speaker 2: But this time it's just talking to one person. And
- 1:22Speaker 2: one of the things that Menaced did this past weekend,
- 1:24Speaker 2: as we heard in the Weekend Cheers and Jeers on Monday,
- 1:26Speaker 2: was he went to a Joe coy show. So comedian
- 1:29Speaker 2: Joe Koyuky we know him, will be the one answering
- 1:32Speaker 2: the questions for Woody Show Family Feud now this actually
- 1:35Speaker 2: gives us, I think a little bit of an advantage
- 1:37Speaker 2: because the same we actually know Joe, Yeah, as opposed
- 1:41Speaker 2: to some of the other people that we've had before,
- 1:43Speaker 2: whether it's like one of these UFC guys that we've
- 1:45Speaker 2: had before, it's just some rando. And in Seabass's neighborhood,
- 1:49Speaker 2: who is you know, urban like an urban camper. Yeah,
- 1:52Speaker 2: one of my fun neighbors, one of his fun one
- 1:55Speaker 2: of his fun neighbors. Anyway, So yeah, Woody Show family
- 1:58Speaker 2: feud with Joe Koy today, some of the treading news headlines.
- 2:02Speaker 2: We'll get into the entertainment stuff. We got your birthdays,
- 2:04Speaker 2: we got your born a birthday all on the way
- 2:07Speaker 2: here on the Woodie Show for you this morning. Phones
- 2:09Speaker 2: open at eight seven, seven forty four. What a text
- 2:12Speaker 2: of course, whatever you like over to two to nine,
- 2:15Speaker 2: eight seven. So Gina just moved to this new house. Yeah,
- 2:20Speaker 2: and I know we talked a lot about it, and
- 2:21Speaker 2: there's a lot of new things for Gina when it
- 2:25Speaker 2: comes to not just home ownership.
- 2:27Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't know what I don't know, you know.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Just how to handle different things, you know, interactions with neighbors.
- 2:33Speaker 2: We've heard about that now I'm bringing this up in Gina.
- 2:37Speaker 2: This house that she bought, it has a pool.
- 2:39Speaker 6: You guys, very nice dreams there.
- 2:43Speaker 2: True, she's always wanted to pull very fancy and so
- 2:46Speaker 2: she has this pool. And she was asking me this question,
- 2:49Speaker 2: and I'm gonna reserve. I'm gonna I'm gonna reserve my
- 2:54Speaker 2: my take on this until after I hear what you
- 2:56Speaker 2: guys say, and we'll see if it h We'll see
- 2:58Speaker 2: if it matches up right.
- 3:00Speaker 7: I invited a friend's kid over to come swimming, and
- 3:04Speaker 7: the parents said.
- 3:05Speaker 4: Oh, that's that's great. Yeah, we'd love to and you
- 3:08Speaker 4: know what you should do. You should.
- 3:09Speaker 7: I'm happy to fill out a waiver. I'm happy to
- 3:11Speaker 7: sign a waiver for my kid to come to your pool.
- 3:14Speaker 7: And you should really do that for everybody.
- 3:16Speaker 4: Who comes and swims at your pool. Am I supposed
- 3:19Speaker 4: to do that?
- 3:19Speaker 3: Way?
- 3:20Speaker 2: The okay, the kid's parents.
- 3:22Speaker 4: That everyone should sign a waiver.
- 3:24Speaker 5: She'd be happy to do it, but she gave the
- 3:25Speaker 5: advice to Gina.
- 3:26Speaker 7: Everybody should sign a waiver if they're going to swim
- 3:28Speaker 7: in our pool.
- 3:29Speaker 6: All right, that's interesting and probably good natured, but it's
- 3:33Speaker 6: not going to protect you whatsoever.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Well, that's why I said, I'm like, I'm not a notary.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:36Speaker 6: Well not only that, it's but if if you're found
- 3:38Speaker 6: to be negligent, which I don't think you would be,
- 3:41Speaker 6: but who knows that waiver isn't going to stop anything.
- 3:44Speaker 3: I see.
- 3:44Speaker 5: I wasn't even thinking from a legal standpoint, but go ahead, Okay.
- 3:49Speaker 3: It sounds like, on the surface kind of outrageous, like
- 3:53Speaker 3: I would never think to do it, but in this society,
- 3:57Speaker 3: and maybe it's not the dumbest idea in the world.
- 4:00Speaker 3: I get her intentions, but I've never heard of such
- 4:03Speaker 3: a thing.
- 4:04Speaker 4: That is, you never heard of it?
- 4:06Speaker 2: Yeah, and a million years No, I would never ask,
- 4:09Speaker 2: like if your kids coming over to swim in what
- 4:12Speaker 2: if it.
- 4:12Speaker 4: Was like a big party, like and like twenty kids
- 4:14Speaker 4: were over.
- 4:15Speaker 2: Okay, So here's what we did when my daughter had
- 4:17Speaker 2: a party. Were because she was taking swim lessons at
- 4:20Speaker 2: the time, because we had both of our kids when
- 4:22Speaker 2: they were little, doing like the whatever, the the guppy
- 4:25Speaker 2: fish program, like just to learn how to swim. Yeah, right,
- 4:28Speaker 2: because we wanted them to have that skill. I think
- 4:30Speaker 2: it's weird when people grow up and their adults have
- 4:32Speaker 2: no idea how to swim. So anyway, we want to
- 4:34Speaker 2: make sure the kids knew how to swim. There's all
- 4:36Speaker 2: these like you know, you know, college age, high school,
- 4:40Speaker 2: you know, teenage, you know, kids who were like the
- 4:43Speaker 2: the instructors at these little swim program exactly. And so
- 4:47Speaker 2: when we were at one of those lessons, I said, Hey,
- 4:49Speaker 2: how much would it be to have you come over
- 4:51Speaker 2: during this kid's party and just keep an eye on
- 4:52Speaker 2: all the kids in the pot And it was like nothing. Yeah,
- 4:56Speaker 2: for just making sure that somebody was there and paying
- 4:58Speaker 2: close attention who would also know what to do if
- 5:01Speaker 2: something happened and everything.
- 5:02Speaker 5: It was like fifty bucks.
- 5:04Speaker 4: But you don't make the parents docu sign first.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Didn't make them docu signed, cross your mind, and that's
- 5:09Speaker 2: way better peace of mind than a stupid pizza.
- 5:11Speaker 5: Have waivers.
- 5:13Speaker 3: No, it would have never.
- 5:14Speaker 2: So my whole thing is like, are you please don't
- 5:16Speaker 2: do that. She's going herself. I think she's going to
- 5:19Speaker 2: alienate herself. She's going to be that person who's known
- 5:21Speaker 2: in the block is like, did you hear me asked
- 5:25Speaker 2: me to sign a waiver to have MANI on me
- 5:27Speaker 2: to come over and swim. Yeah, she probably gives away
- 5:28Speaker 2: toothbrushes like Halloween.
- 5:30Speaker 8: That's my question is for this mom to suggest that
- 5:32Speaker 8: means like, is this a common thing in the area,
- 5:35Speaker 8: or are people too happy and she's trying to protect you,
- 5:37Speaker 8: or like, what's going on?
- 5:38Speaker 2: I live in this neighborhood. I've never heard that once.
- 5:40Speaker 9: I think that is I think is very nice. It
- 5:42Speaker 9: would have been like a thirty second conversation. Somebody brought
- 5:45Speaker 9: that up to me, like, oh, hey, you know what,
- 5:47Speaker 9: that's really cool that you suggest that, but it's not needed.
- 5:49Speaker 7: But I remember when we were kids, if we'd jump
- 5:51Speaker 7: on a neighbor's trampoline, they made my parents sign something.
- 5:54Speaker 4: Really yeah, So I.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Was like, I think i've heard this book.
- 5:58Speaker 3: See.
- 5:58Speaker 2: And again, I think the tension is nice. It's it's
- 6:02Speaker 2: it's it's well intentioned. What this woman said to you,
- 6:04Speaker 2: it was well intentioned. I think if you do it, though,
- 6:07Speaker 2: you run the risk of being like kind of like that,
- 6:10Speaker 2: see what's the psycho chick with it? And again, in
- 6:12Speaker 2: the society that we live in and everybody's so happy
- 6:14Speaker 2: and everything, I do understand that part of it too,
- 6:16Speaker 2: But like.
- 6:17Speaker 4: Stea says, it going to stop anyone from.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Doing before before you can come over here and swim
- 6:22Speaker 2: little Sally. Take this back to your mommy and have
- 6:25Speaker 2: them sign it and get it back to me.
- 6:26Speaker 4: And I got a field trip.
- 6:28Speaker 5: Nope, nope, just comes your respond come over to swim.
- 6:30Speaker 4: I said, interesting, I'll ask I'll think about it now.
- 6:34Speaker 4: You guys are my sak.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Some boilerplate, come over and swim waver.
- 6:37Speaker 7: Out there, funny I chatgbtated and they were like all
- 6:40Speaker 7: this legalese and it was like we hereby, like you know.
- 6:44Speaker 5: Whatever, what do you imagine getting that from your neighbor,
- 6:47Speaker 5: just like we.
- 6:48Speaker 4: Were we release Gina of Drowning Death. And I'm like,
- 6:51Speaker 4: oh no, in the zeitgeist.
- 6:55Speaker 2: If you're that worried about it, don't have the kids.
- 6:57Speaker 2: Don't have the kids swimoolah because because at this point,
- 7:01Speaker 2: the way it works is that they just come over,
- 7:03Speaker 2: Like the kids come. We don't even know they're on
- 7:04Speaker 2: We don't even know they're coming over because they're outside playing.
- 7:07Speaker 2: They're like, hey, come over and swim. Next you know,
- 7:08Speaker 2: we hear people out in the pool. We're like, what
- 7:10Speaker 2: the hell is going on?
- 7:11Speaker 4: Okay, so just be cool about it.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just maybe that's another thing, like you got
- 7:15Speaker 2: to consider it before you decide to get a pool.
- 7:17Speaker 2: Yeah right, so.
- 7:19Speaker 4: Yeah, but I want the pool more than the kids.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Okay, So do you think that Gina should do this? Well,
- 7:25Speaker 2: we'll have a text poll going on here. Help me
- 7:27Speaker 2: yes or no over to two to nine eight seven.
- 7:29Speaker 2: And it could be yes or no for any reason.
- 7:31Speaker 2: But just like your bottom line, yes or no over
- 7:33Speaker 2: to two to nine eighty seven. We will take the break,
- 7:36Speaker 2: we'll come back, and then Menace is gonna have the
- 7:38Speaker 2: latest in the world of entertainment. Your birthday's porn of birthday?
- 7:43Speaker 2: All right, welcome back everybody. It is Wednesday, it's the
- 7:47Speaker 2: Woodie Show. It's October the eighth. Oh, it's newspaper carry
- 7:51Speaker 2: a day. That was my first ever job. I delivered
- 7:58Speaker 2: newspapers in Times. Oh yeah. And they wouldn't even let
- 8:02Speaker 2: me deliver to the real customers. They called it a
- 8:05Speaker 2: sample route, so it was the people who they were
- 8:07Speaker 2: pitching the paper to. So these people are getting the
- 8:09Speaker 2: paper for free for like a week. So the addresses
- 8:11Speaker 2: I had to deliver to every week were different. So,
- 8:14Speaker 2: I mean, it really couldn't screw it up, I guess.
- 8:15Speaker 4: So you couldn't be trusted with the paying customers.
- 8:17Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean I was maybe thirteen.
- 8:21Speaker 4: Okay, where you want to buy them?
- 8:23Speaker 5: No, I was just walking around.
- 8:24Speaker 9: They make sure to throw the newspapers at houses that
- 8:26Speaker 9: were empty, so then when the rain came, they all know.
- 8:31Speaker 2: I made sure, you know, Greg understands that the OCD
- 8:34Speaker 2: that I have you wanted to porch him. I made
- 8:36Speaker 2: sure they were on the porch and on the mat.
- 8:39Speaker 2: If there was a mat, I would go place them.
- 8:41Speaker 2: The people on my route would complain, you need.
- 8:43Speaker 10: To porch it.
- 8:44Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but it was fun to throw them anyway.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Newspaper carrier Days, Dyslexia Day, menace shout out dyslexia. Yep, yeah,
- 8:53Speaker 2: I'll shout dyslexia. It's Emergency Nurses Day. It is National
- 8:58Speaker 2: bring your Teddy Bear to score Old Day? Now is
- 9:02Speaker 2: it just a coincidence? Is National Stop Bullying Day as well?
- 9:06Speaker 2: Those It's a National Pet Obesity Awareness Day and also
- 9:14Speaker 2: National Curves Day.
- 9:16Speaker 9: I keep my pets at a solid weight. They're actually
- 9:19Speaker 9: underweight for what they they're supposed to be.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a national fluff for Another Day and National
- 9:26Speaker 2: Salmon Day and National Parrogi Day. To my pollock people,
- 9:30Speaker 2: man well, no, I'm Polish, so German Polish and I
- 9:35Speaker 2: forget what else.
- 9:35Speaker 5: Something Irish, that's what it is.
- 9:37Speaker 10: Assorted White, Assorted White.
- 9:40Speaker 5: I'm a I am a mutt.
- 9:42Speaker 2: I've got the birthdays and the porn of birthday coming
- 9:44Speaker 2: up here in just a moment, Menace. Tell us what's
- 9:46Speaker 2: happening in the world of entertainment.
- 9:47Speaker 9: Well, two movies coming out this weekend, rufe Man, which
- 9:50Speaker 9: I'm very excited for, and Tron and Tron just recently
- 9:54Speaker 9: had their premiere party, and guys, I think you would
- 9:58Speaker 9: actually want to be there because after or they showed
- 10:00Speaker 9: the movie, they had a huge Nine Inch Nails concert cloud.
- 10:05Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah.
- 10:06Speaker 9: Just so you know, Nine Inch Nails, they kick off
- 10:08Speaker 9: a huge tour next year that's gonna be starting off
- 10:11Speaker 9: in February and they're gonna be hitting on a bunch
- 10:13Speaker 9: of what he shows cities, so if you want to
- 10:14Speaker 9: check that out. Also, a version of nine Inch Nails
- 10:18Speaker 9: called nine Inch Noise will be playing this sold out
- 10:20Speaker 9: Coachella Music Festival. So a lot of nine Sails coming
- 10:25Speaker 9: at you now. AI videos are going crazy online and
- 10:30Speaker 9: somebody that does not like them, well it just doesn't
- 10:33Speaker 9: want to be like tagged in them is Robin Williams's daughter, now, Zelda. Yeah,
- 10:38Speaker 9: Zelda's getting tagged in a lot of videos that people
- 10:40Speaker 9: are making of her dad. Now I'm sure, SeaBASS, you've
- 10:43Speaker 9: seen this new program called Sonora Mabe So yeah, Sonora Sora. Anyways,
- 10:51Speaker 9: it's it's it's it is like the best I've seen you.
- 10:55Speaker 6: You could take a photo of like or even a
- 10:57Speaker 6: video of where like my view of Greg and and
- 11:00Speaker 6: Sammy from here, and I could say, have Robin Williams
- 11:03Speaker 6: or a dinosaur walk through the background and it'll do
- 11:05Speaker 6: it damn practically.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Perfectly, like it was shooting a move over exactly.
- 11:08Speaker 10: It's all it's dead to real.
- 11:10Speaker 5: We're all screwed.
- 11:11Speaker 4: So people are yeah, no.
- 11:12Speaker 9: No, it's crazy. So yeah, people are making videos of
- 11:15Speaker 9: Robin Williams. The one I've seen like one of them.
- 11:18Speaker 9: But you know what I'm seeing a lot of is
- 11:20Speaker 9: a lot of Michael Jackson videos or like Michael Jackson
- 11:23Speaker 9: robbing people and stuff.
- 11:24Speaker 5: Like really I enjoyed that of those.
- 11:27Speaker 9: That's pretty funny, and I enjoy them, but I did
- 11:29Speaker 9: think about, like, oh, yeah, you know, his kids might
- 11:31Speaker 9: see this kind of stuff, and his kids are all
- 11:33Speaker 9: grown ass adults. Yeah, so, oh so is Zelda Williams don't. Yeah,
- 11:36Speaker 9: but y but Zelda's like, hey, I know you she
- 11:40Speaker 9: I think she wasn't really talking too much back about her.
- 11:42Speaker 6: She's just like, hey, I think you you think that
- 11:45Speaker 6: I want to see these? She was pretty she was
- 11:47Speaker 6: talking a lot of smack. Oh she was okay.
- 11:49Speaker 5: I mean were they were they tagging her?
- 11:51Speaker 2: Yeah, she's so they were okay.
- 11:53Speaker 10: The quote, at least the quote I saw.
- 11:54Speaker 2: She's like, I think you think I want to see these?
- 11:57Speaker 2: But I don't.
- 11:58Speaker 5: That makes it look if you're gonna if you gonna
- 12:00Speaker 5: do them.
- 12:00Speaker 2: I understand the person's the public figure, and people are
- 12:02Speaker 2: having a lot of fun with the AI stuff and
- 12:04Speaker 2: whatever it is. It is harmless fun, but like, don't
- 12:07Speaker 2: go tagging people's relatives, yeah, you know, in in their
- 12:11Speaker 2: in their dead relative AI videos. Like I'm sure someone's
- 12:14Speaker 2: gonna say, hey, did you see this, and eventually they
- 12:16Speaker 2: might see it or whatever. But like for you to
- 12:17Speaker 2: like then play that that is a dick movie.
- 12:20Speaker 3: Yeah, I agreed. So in theory, then you could make
- 12:23Speaker 3: another Robert Williams movie for sure, like Legalities aside.
- 12:27Speaker 10: Ye, so that his voice that'll happen.
- 12:31Speaker 5: That will happen.
- 12:32Speaker 2: At some point, someone's in state's going to be fine
- 12:33Speaker 2: with it, and they're gonna be the first to have,
- 12:36Speaker 2: like some.
- 12:36Speaker 9: Some dead actors, a living actor has already signed over
- 12:40Speaker 9: saying that you can what.
- 12:42Speaker 2: What about years ago when Sopranos is still on the air,
- 12:45Speaker 2: the woman who played Olivia Soprano, Tony Soprano's mom, she
- 12:50Speaker 2: died as they were, you know, still doing the show,
- 12:52Speaker 2: and her family allowed them to use bits and pieces
- 12:56Speaker 2: of outtakes from other things that she did to create
- 12:59Speaker 2: new scenes for the following season. Because then they eventually,
- 13:03Speaker 2: you know, they had associated did that.
- 13:05Speaker 6: In one of the Star Wars movies where the guy
- 13:07Speaker 6: I was like, it was that guy in this movies
- 13:09Speaker 6: from the seventies, you still know he's dead.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Yeah, but also didn't didn't carry show up in the
- 13:13Speaker 2: in the Star Wars.
- 13:14Speaker 10: Sure did after after she she did show up and
- 13:17Speaker 10: the Rise of Skywalker, they ended up using a bunch
- 13:19Speaker 10: of unused footage the Force Awakens and put her in
- 13:22Speaker 10: the movie.
- 13:22Speaker 5: Gotcha right.
- 13:23Speaker 8: They did that with Paul Walker too in the first
- 13:25Speaker 8: Fearst movies. Yeah, his face with his brother somehow.
- 13:29Speaker 10: For any in the movie to Never Forget.
- 13:32Speaker 2: Oh damn, I can hear the put gallery.
- 13:40Speaker 3: That brought it.
- 13:41Speaker 5: That brought a sudden stop to the conversation.
- 13:46Speaker 10: All right, here's the name.
- 13:47Speaker 9: I hear a lot, and I have not watched one
- 13:49Speaker 9: thing that he's in, but Alexander Scarsguard.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Guard, Stars, Guard Stars Guard. We do that again for
- 13:57Speaker 2: Alexander Scars Guard.
- 13:58Speaker 10: Damn is that right?
- 13:59Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 14:00Speaker 2: I don't know what he does, but he's an actor.
- 14:02Speaker 2: He's an it.
- 14:02Speaker 10: Yeah, and he's he's an it.
- 14:04Speaker 4: He was the He's penny Wise.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Oh, he's penny Wise. All right, well did you see that?
- 14:09Speaker 9: And anyways, he has a new movie coming out called Pillion.
- 14:13Speaker 9: And he was on the Red carpet and guess what
- 14:16Speaker 9: he was wearing. This is the reason I brought it up,
- 14:18Speaker 9: because we'd probably.
- 14:19Speaker 10: We would like it.
- 14:20Speaker 9: Now, no pants is a thing amongst women on the
- 14:23Speaker 9: red carpet. But he was wearing a dill door.
- 14:27Speaker 11: He's wearing a dil Do do shirt. So it was a
- 14:31Speaker 11: shirt with a dildo on it, and I thought you
- 14:33Speaker 11: would enjoy a particular dil do or just so many
- 14:36Speaker 11: dildos on his shirt, a lot of them.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:39Speaker 9: Okay, So this new movie is like a yeah, it's
- 14:42Speaker 9: like a gay sex thing. Well, the movie is about
- 14:45Speaker 9: a man who finds a gay biker crew yeah.
- 14:50Speaker 4: Crew.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he starts like hanging out with them.
- 14:53Speaker 4: Wait Alexander scarsguard.
- 14:55Speaker 7: Yeah, that that's He's not the one from it, that's
- 14:57Speaker 7: the Bill Scars Yeah, thank you.
- 15:01Speaker 4: Alexander is a super tall.
- 15:02Speaker 3: A brother's legally.
- 15:10Speaker 2: Anyways, did shirt? I thought you like that, so look
- 15:13Speaker 2: it up if you know.
- 15:14Speaker 6: Okay, I'm looking at It's like it's like an artistic
- 15:16Speaker 6: French dildo painted.
- 15:18Speaker 2: It's an artsy dildo. I'd rather see Bill on a
- 15:21Speaker 2: in a gay movie than really.
- 15:23Speaker 4: Oh well, I know why.
- 15:24Speaker 3: I know why his name came up somewhat recently. Yeah,
- 15:27Speaker 3: we're talking unconventionally good looking.
- 15:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:30Speaker 10: Do you think he's good looking?
- 15:32Speaker 3: Not Alexander?
- 15:33Speaker 7: The difference they look totally different.
- 15:38Speaker 2: The same person interchange.
- 15:40Speaker 10: Which one wasn't it?
- 15:43Speaker 9: Bill?
- 15:45Speaker 2: I guess that was newsday.
- 15:56Speaker 3: And you know we don't do and we.
- 15:59Speaker 2: Will start with the birthdays of the celebrities like Matt Damon.
- 16:02Speaker 2: Oh it is number one on my wife's hit list.
- 16:05Speaker 4: Really tense?
- 16:07Speaker 2: Was still still? I was gonna say still Yeah, that's her.
- 16:10Speaker 2: That's her number one. It's an odd choice for number one.
- 16:14Speaker 2: I forget it, but number one, okay. Matt Damon is
- 16:17Speaker 2: fifty five today, Chevy Chase is eighty two.
- 16:21Speaker 5: Has he chilled out at all?
- 16:22Speaker 2: Is she's still like a massive player? I don't still still.
- 16:25Speaker 9: But he's doing a lot of theater shows for Christ's vacation. Yeah, so,
- 16:30Speaker 9: I guess you got to be like semi pleasant to
- 16:33Speaker 9: pretend to be.
- 16:34Speaker 2: He's eighty two years old today. Sigourney Weaver is seventy six.
- 16:39Speaker 2: He's the father of twelve children with six different baby mamas.
- 16:42Speaker 2: Nick Cannon is forty five.
- 16:44Speaker 10: Angus T.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Jones, who was the kid on Two and a Half Men,
- 16:47Speaker 2: He's thirty two years old today. Karen Parsons will sister
- 16:51Speaker 2: Hillary on The Fresh Prince of bel Air is fifty nine.
- 16:54Speaker 2: Darryl Hammond of SNL is seventy, Bruno Mars is forty.
- 16:59Speaker 2: Actress turned OnlyFans Girl Bella Thorne is twenty eight. The
- 17:03Speaker 2: WWE superstar who got to start on Real World and
- 17:07Speaker 2: Road Rules Challenge. The Miz is forty five, and Dude
- 17:11Speaker 2: Crocodile Dundee Paul Hogan.
- 17:13Speaker 5: Still loves his pie. He's eighty six years old.
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- 18:30Speaker 2: All right, welcome back Wednesday morning. So what would you
- 18:35Speaker 2: do with this?
- 18:36Speaker 3: Greg?
- 18:36Speaker 2: Tell me what rumor of your house you would put
- 18:38Speaker 2: this in. I'm sure Sammy has already got one or.
- 18:40Speaker 5: It's on order something. Crouchete Costco.
- 18:45Speaker 2: For the holiday season, they have a massive five foot
- 18:48Speaker 2: tall link Chocolate Advent calendar.
- 18:50Speaker 10: Yes I saw this, Okay, sounds not terrible.
- 18:54Speaker 2: So it features twenty four full sized chocolates. It's been
- 18:59Speaker 2: all over social media users calling the calendar quote epic.
- 19:03Speaker 5: It's five feet tall, five foot tall stand up on
- 19:06Speaker 5: its own.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Along with the calendar, they are offering other oversized seasonal
- 19:10Speaker 2: things like a fifty eight ounce pumpkin pie for just
- 19:14Speaker 2: five dollars ninety nine in Yeah, it is huge.
- 19:20Speaker 10: That sounds like I mean they probably do that every
- 19:21Speaker 10: year though, yeah.
- 19:22Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:22Speaker 2: And then also back this year is the thirty eight
- 19:25Speaker 2: ounce butter cinnamon sugar loaf. Yeah, it's the you're right,
- 19:31Speaker 2: Sya bass.
- 19:31Speaker 9: It is available all year long, but now you know
- 19:34Speaker 9: tis a season, so it's in a special area in
- 19:37Speaker 9: the forefront.
- 19:38Speaker 2: Now, Greg, how much would you would you expect to
- 19:40Speaker 2: pay for a five foot tall lint chocolate advent? And
- 19:44Speaker 2: then you could tell me which main space of your
- 19:46Speaker 2: house you would have this probably just.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Would have to move something just to make space for it.
- 19:50Speaker 2: And is it kind of like a like a flag
- 19:52Speaker 2: after sundown? It has to be lit, right, I mean
- 19:54Speaker 2: I would they got to keep it like some sort
- 19:56Speaker 2: of uplight right lint. Even though I'm not a huge fan,
- 20:00Speaker 2: they claim to be all fancy. So five foot let's go.
- 20:05Speaker 5: One hundred and nineteen one hundred and nineteen dollars Sammy
- 20:09Speaker 5: three hundred, three hundred dollars is actual costco price one
- 20:13Speaker 5: hundred and eighty nine dollars bargain deal.
- 20:16Speaker 2: This is such a.
- 20:18Speaker 8: Have you seen how much like advent calendars go for?
- 20:24Speaker 8: They sell out so fast. If you want to get
- 20:26Speaker 8: like a good one, and this is a good one, what.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Makes a good one? Look, I give me, give me,
- 20:31Speaker 2: give me the criteria for quote good one.
- 20:33Speaker 8: Okay, so it would be a themed or certain brand
- 20:36Speaker 8: on something like the sugar Fino ones for the gummies.
- 20:39Speaker 8: Those are very expensive.
- 20:40Speaker 2: Have you seen the ones? I think it's is it?
- 20:42Speaker 2: Trader Joe's are all these they sell? The ones got
- 20:44Speaker 2: like whiskey some kind of another.
- 20:48Speaker 8: Suffer for alcohol, And I mean I'll get the Trader
- 20:50Speaker 8: Joe's ones that are you know, three dollars or however
- 20:52Speaker 8: much that is.
- 20:53Speaker 4: But they get expensive and.
- 20:55Speaker 5: Sell out fast.
- 20:56Speaker 7: Our advent calendar is always a thing because I didn't
- 20:58Speaker 7: hear of them until I was an adult.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Oh no, I oh, people will pay big money for
- 21:03Speaker 2: a bunch of dumb stuff. You know, these people that
- 21:05Speaker 2: were freaking out speaking the trader Joe's those little.
- 21:07Speaker 5: Mini bags, Oh my god.
- 21:09Speaker 2: And the other thing I heard about just this week
- 21:11Speaker 2: this is I haven't seen one of these things yet.
- 21:15Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet, but apparently Lows sells like
- 21:19Speaker 2: a very miniature version of their buckets, like those yeah,
- 21:22Speaker 2: like you know, work site buckets, desk and people I'm
- 21:29Speaker 2: thinking about, like who, I guess people are easily impressed
- 21:31Speaker 2: if you're okay. So Low's is more for like the homeowner,
- 21:35Speaker 2: and home Depot targets more towards the contractors.
- 21:37Speaker 5: Do I have that right?
- 21:39Speaker 3: Pretty?
- 21:39Speaker 2: M yeah, Like wasn't that part of their their strategy
- 21:41Speaker 2: We did read about at some point. The difference between
- 21:43Speaker 2: the two is that the home depot folks, they really
- 21:46Speaker 2: kind of target contractors. That makes sense, not that they
- 21:49Speaker 2: wouldn't for the homeowners, but like Lows is going after
- 21:51Speaker 2: the people who just own home. So it's like the
- 21:53Speaker 2: husband and wife going to Low's and they go, oh
- 21:55Speaker 2: my god, I want to get one of these mini buckets.
- 21:58Speaker 2: That's true, Like I can't see home depot.
- 22:01Speaker 8: But Low's has way better fixtures and ceiling fans and
- 22:04Speaker 8: if you're going to get a new faucet and things
- 22:06Speaker 8: like that, way cuter than anything you're gonna find.
- 22:09Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 22:09Speaker 5: I think it's kin. I go to both, I have.
- 22:12Speaker 10: No, I have no.
- 22:14Speaker 6: It's really cute and cute.
- 22:16Speaker 8: I mean, I agree, I go to both. Low's is cuter.
- 22:18Speaker 5: What are you looking at?
- 22:19Speaker 6: Their looking at the many buckets and off the course,
- 22:21Speaker 6: it's a middle aged house wive screaming.
- 22:22Speaker 2: About oh there you go, and what are they doing
- 22:25Speaker 2: with it?
- 22:25Speaker 6: Though, just like I could put like little panties.
- 22:27Speaker 2: And kind of simpleton. I guess whatever, whatever float your boat,
- 22:36Speaker 2: you have a fire five foot advent calendar, whatever you
- 22:38Speaker 2: want to throw your money at. One hundred and eighty
- 22:40Speaker 2: nine dollars.
- 22:41Speaker 5: What a deal. That's a great deal. That's a good deal.
- 22:45Speaker 2: That would you consider this? Okay, you said good one?
- 22:47Speaker 2: Would you consider this lint five dollars? This is if
- 22:51Speaker 2: a good one?
- 22:51Speaker 4: Yes?
- 22:52Speaker 8: Because number one, it's big they must have I mean
- 22:54Speaker 8: almost full size. Yeah, and so in it's Lint, which
- 22:58Speaker 8: is a name brand. Now like what I buy Trader Joe's,
- 23:01Speaker 8: there's just random chocolates in it. But this is the
- 23:02Speaker 8: brand that people know what they like. It's a quality
- 23:05Speaker 8: shock great deal.
- 23:08Speaker 5: Ray k Okay, well you heard it here, folks. You
- 23:10Speaker 5: heard it here first, folks.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Yeah, don't burn your money steal eight seven seven forty
- 23:14Speaker 2: four Wooding. You can send us a text over to
- 23:16Speaker 2: two to nine eight seven. We got some more Wednesday
- 23:19Speaker 2: Woodies show coming up for you next.
- 23:20Speaker 5: Hang on, Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Don't think.
- 23:31Speaker 13: Turn that fat.
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- 23:37Speaker 2: And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
- 23:41Speaker 2: a politically correct world on this Wednesday morning. Yeah, it's
- 23:45Speaker 2: October the eighth, twenty twenty five. Wooding, Greg Gory miss
- 23:49Speaker 2: the ground. We've got sea Bats, We've got Sammy Morgan's
- 23:52Speaker 2: here and the phones are open at eight seven seven
- 23:55Speaker 2: forty four Wooding. You can send us a text check
- 23:58Speaker 2: in over to two to nine eight seven. In this
- 24:00Speaker 2: how we're gonna give you a chance to brag like
- 24:02Speaker 2: Sea Bass. Sea Bass is more of like a like
- 24:06Speaker 2: a humble brag. Yeah, truth teller, I think he directly brags. Yeah, well, okay,
- 24:15Speaker 2: So the reason we started doing this segment was because
- 24:18Speaker 2: a lot of people they're they're excited about something or
- 24:22Speaker 2: they're really proud of something, and but they don't want.
- 24:25Speaker 5: It to be bad form.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Right, So you're bragging, Well, in this case, we're asking,
- 24:31Speaker 2: we're asking for your brag couraging and so coming up,
- 24:35Speaker 2: not in this segment, but in the next segment. We're
- 24:37Speaker 2: just kind of setting everything up so you know what
- 24:39Speaker 2: what we're looking for, and you can call in and
- 24:41Speaker 2: you can brag like Sea Bass that you get to
- 24:43Speaker 2: be Sea Bass. It's like going to fantasy camp.
- 24:47Speaker 10: It's like playing with some sixty year old former MLB guy.
- 24:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so brag like Sea Bass eight seven seven
- 24:54Speaker 2: forty four. Woody is the phone number you can also
- 24:57Speaker 2: send your bag like Sea Bass. If you'd just rather
- 24:59Speaker 2: do it that way over to two to ninety seven.
- 25:01Speaker 2: You don't have to tell us who you are, you
- 25:03Speaker 2: know where you're from, or anything like that. You should well,
- 25:05Speaker 2: I'm saying if you really want to lean hard into
- 25:07Speaker 2: it and make sure everybody knows who you are and
- 25:09Speaker 2: what your brag is, true, Mahoun's done best.
- 25:12Speaker 6: Okay, superb about yourself. I've got a very easy professional one.
- 25:15Speaker 6: I've been invited yet again to be a major celebrity podcast.
- 25:19Speaker 6: I can't say which one yet because it's not happened yet,
- 25:21Speaker 6: but just it's a it's a name already. I'll give
- 25:24Speaker 6: you a hint. It's one that a Greg would be
- 25:27Speaker 6: mega jelly about because it's it's that okay, okay.
- 25:31Speaker 2: Whole name.
- 25:31Speaker 6: Yes, But so that's what's an easy one, but a
- 25:33Speaker 6: more subtle one, just a slight one. As I was,
- 25:36Speaker 6: I was in one of those two level targets, you
- 25:37Speaker 6: know what the escalator and has.
- 25:40Speaker 2: Like the where it brings the car park, the carcalator
- 25:44Speaker 2: A cool. Those are fun car even if I don't
- 25:47Speaker 2: need one, I didn't say that's just to use it.
- 25:50Speaker 10: Remember when I find something.
- 25:51Speaker 2: I'm gonna remember when I first saw one, I was
- 25:53Speaker 2: like interrupting the brag.
- 25:57Speaker 5: So you're you're a You're at a two level target.
- 26:00Speaker 6: Headed down, and in front of me there's like a
- 26:02Speaker 6: maybe a thirteen year old kid and his mom and
- 26:05Speaker 6: they and they I get behind them a little ways
- 26:07Speaker 6: and I see the mom look back and I noticed
- 26:09Speaker 6: she's checking me out. It's but to cement this. She
- 26:14Speaker 6: did the second turn with like a long, lingering look,
- 26:18Speaker 6: and it was these and it was a second milfin
- 26:20Speaker 6: target that checked me out. Whoa, which kind of sucks
- 26:23Speaker 6: though it's it's only a half bride because I should
- 26:25Speaker 6: be getting like hot chicks instead of old mills. But
- 26:28Speaker 6: but you could tell, like back maybe in the early
- 26:31Speaker 6: two thousands she was because she had a giant, giant rack, right,
- 26:35Speaker 6: huge knocker, but she looked like and in the early
- 26:38Speaker 6: two thousands she was like Florida chick. And now she's mom,
- 26:41Speaker 6: probably divorced mom. Though if she's well, I just let
- 26:44Speaker 6: her take, you know, take a tat in. And then
- 26:46Speaker 6: I walked by her again when she was she was
- 26:48Speaker 6: returning something in the return line, and I lingered, let
- 26:51Speaker 6: her take a look, and I noticed it again.
- 26:52Speaker 10: But are you sure?
- 26:54Speaker 4: She wasn't scared that you were following her?
- 26:55Speaker 5: But how dare you?
- 26:57Speaker 10: But but serious.
- 26:59Speaker 6: Again, there was a like a twelve or thirteen year
- 27:01Speaker 6: old with her, So I'm not gonna be like, hey, mom,
- 27:04Speaker 6: going your dad that sort of thing. So yeah, that's
- 27:08Speaker 6: that's the real brother. So you're not even you're not
- 27:10Speaker 6: even sure if that was maybe she recognized maybe she recognized.
- 27:14Speaker 2: Like a cardnark thing, but you don't you know, is dematized, right, Yeah,
- 27:17Speaker 2: exactly dematized.
- 27:19Speaker 5: You don't.
- 27:19Speaker 10: I don't get recognized her cardnarks less people hear my voice.
- 27:22Speaker 10: That's the thing.
- 27:23Speaker 5: I guess that's true.
- 27:24Speaker 3: OV.
- 27:27Speaker 6: You just had to be Yeah, and you know when
- 27:29Speaker 6: you're being especially as a guy, because as guys, we
- 27:31Speaker 6: don't get checked out, and you're not as much as
- 27:33Speaker 6: girls do.
- 27:33Speaker 5: So when when it happens, you.
- 27:35Speaker 2: Notice if I've experienced that, I don't know. So when
- 27:42Speaker 2: somebody you know, you know how that is what to
- 27:47Speaker 2: look for.
- 27:48Speaker 6: It is a stranger makes eye contact and holds it and.
- 27:53Speaker 10: It has like a pleasant look on their face. Yeah.
- 27:55Speaker 9: Yeah, it's almost uncomfortable because you're like, is this really happen?
- 27:59Speaker 6: Do they don't see that I'm looking at them as well?
- 28:03Speaker 6: What the exact opposite is And this happens all the time,
- 28:05Speaker 6: I'll admit to myself other guys. Is if if a
- 28:07Speaker 6: girl knows she's hot, or even if she thinks she's hot,
- 28:11Speaker 6: and she passes you wherever Jim, grocery store, et cetera, uh,
- 28:14Speaker 6: and she immediately the next the other way, so she's
- 28:18Speaker 6: not definitely not looking at you. That is the opposite sign,
- 28:21Speaker 6: and that happens, I wouldn't.
- 28:23Speaker 3: Be I think if somebody looks away real fast, isn't
- 28:27Speaker 3: that their way of like, oh god, you caught me
- 28:29Speaker 3: looking at you.
- 28:30Speaker 6: That's that's part of the greg. But then they'll come
- 28:32Speaker 6: back to you. But but if if they.
- 28:34Speaker 10: Even hold or or you know, just even not not stary,
- 28:37Speaker 10: but they're holding you.
- 28:40Speaker 2: So your brag is that some milf was checking out
- 28:43Speaker 2: as a two story target. You get to a certain
- 28:46Speaker 2: point in your life that does a brag.
- 28:48Speaker 8: You know, it's a huge I wish.
- 28:50Speaker 6: It was like I wish it was maybe not Megan
- 28:53Speaker 6: Markle City sweet.
- 28:55Speaker 2: But okay, now, does anybody in the room have something
- 28:57Speaker 2: that can maybe beat that? I don't know if we
- 28:59Speaker 2: could be with that? Yeah, oh god, Bragle like Sea Bass.
- 29:04Speaker 9: I mean, I'm doing like some pretty cool stuff this month.
- 29:07Speaker 9: That's for your job, for my job, whatever, it doesn't matter.
- 29:11Speaker 3: But it's braggable. Yea.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Does everybody get to do it? Or is it something
- 29:15Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like if it's something that
- 29:17Speaker 2: he's uh, just for you, just for me. He begged
- 29:20Speaker 2: for it too, And oh and I begged for it.
- 29:22Speaker 5: Well, what is it?
- 29:23Speaker 9: I mean, I get to go to the F one
- 29:25Speaker 9: race and that's pretty exciting and awesome. And let's go
- 29:30Speaker 9: to Vegas one and I'm going to the Vegas one
- 29:32Speaker 9: to v I p okay and I just got hit up.
- 29:35Speaker 5: I'm getting like a lot of hesitation for everybody. How
- 29:37Speaker 5: about this?
- 29:38Speaker 2: I don't know if I if I put you on
- 29:39Speaker 2: the spot, as if every in the room had no
- 29:42Speaker 2: idea this what we're going to talk about.
- 29:43Speaker 5: A right, so.
- 29:47Speaker 4: Was the question.
- 29:48Speaker 2: So yeah, here's what I do. We we'll we'll take
- 29:50Speaker 2: a break and then we'll come back and then you
- 29:52Speaker 2: guys can make sure it really together. Yeah, a braglea
- 29:55Speaker 2: sea bass and we'll we'll go to the phone, so
- 29:57Speaker 2: we'll hear with the with the what show listeners are
- 30:00Speaker 2: going to be bragging about.
- 30:01Speaker 5: Maybe they were at a two story target.
- 30:03Speaker 4: No doubt it.
- 30:04Speaker 5: We're getting checked out.
- 30:07Speaker 2: So if you want to, if you want to brag
- 30:09Speaker 2: like sea bats, this is your chance.
- 30:11Speaker 4: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard the Woodies.
- 30:19Speaker 5: We are bragging like Sea Bass.
- 30:21Speaker 2: Yes there's something that you're really happy or we're excited about,
- 30:24Speaker 2: really proud about, and you know you want to you
- 30:28Speaker 2: want to help you, but you also want to be
- 30:29Speaker 2: cool about that sucks, like people are afraid to share
- 30:36Speaker 2: good things that's going on because not everybody has something
- 30:40Speaker 2: good that they can share.
- 30:40Speaker 3: On that day.
- 30:41Speaker 10: It's like, okay, well, how about.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Maybe going back to the whole energy of the universe thing,
- 30:46Speaker 2: you know, like I think it puts good energy out
- 30:48Speaker 2: into the universe, and maybe if you can find a
- 30:50Speaker 2: way to be happy for other people and the good
- 30:51Speaker 2: stuff that's happening with them, then maybe it'll come.
- 30:53Speaker 4: Back to you tomorrow.
- 30:55Speaker 2: Just then when your turn does come around, Like don't
- 30:58Speaker 2: you want other people to be happy?
- 31:00Speaker 10: Like such?
- 31:00Speaker 3: Everybody waiting now, you know?
- 31:04Speaker 5: Jeez?
- 31:05Speaker 2: All right eight seven seven forty four, let's start with
- 31:08Speaker 2: Owen Owen Scott when I think menace is gonna like
- 31:10Speaker 2: all right, hey, good morning on Hi, hey, al right,
- 31:13Speaker 2: so you're.
- 31:14Speaker 14: Going to the.
- 31:16Speaker 13: You're going to the F one Grand Prix and Austin right, Yes,
- 31:19Speaker 13: I am, well I worked there, No way that weekend,
- 31:24Speaker 13: I'm going to be living on site. I'm better yet
- 31:27Speaker 13: they're paying me.
- 31:27Speaker 2: To be there.
- 31:28Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, you got me on that one.
- 31:32Speaker 3: So what do you what do you do there?
- 31:34Speaker 13: A Landscaper.
- 31:37Speaker 2: Yeah. I've never been to that track, so I'm excited.
- 31:40Speaker 4: Yeah, great, it's fun.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, he'll see you there. Oh and thank you
- 31:44Speaker 2: for the call. Appreciate Listen to what do you show?
- 31:46Speaker 2: Bragg like Sea Bass? Let's say hi to Patrick? Who's
- 31:49Speaker 2: calling it?
- 31:50Speaker 3: Hey? Patrick?
- 31:51Speaker 13: Hey guys?
- 31:52Speaker 5: Hey, all right, so brag like Sea Bass?
- 31:54Speaker 3: What do you got?
- 31:56Speaker 13: Okay?
- 31:57Speaker 12: So?
- 31:57Speaker 13: Uh and Sea Bass maybe the only one that knows
- 32:00Speaker 13: of this, but if you guys know the Who's Who
- 32:02Speaker 13: in North America, I just got accepted into this year's edition.
- 32:09Speaker 3: Oh wow, what is it?
- 32:10Speaker 5: It's who the Who's Who America.
- 32:12Speaker 13: In North America. It's like Sea Bass? Can he chime in?
- 32:16Speaker 13: Does he know what it isn't anything?
- 32:18Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean you know, he's busy.
- 32:22Speaker 13: He's walking on television you might know, like American Idol,
- 32:25Speaker 13: Big Brother, Hell's Kitchen, Celebrity Rehab. I directed on both
- 32:32Speaker 13: of those shows that I got in this book.
- 32:34Speaker 4: Oh that's very cool.
- 32:36Speaker 5: That's awesome man.
- 32:37Speaker 10: Well congratulations, thanks man.
- 32:40Speaker 13: I'm a long time listener. I just quickly. I used
- 32:43Speaker 13: to be a Kevin and Beaner, right, and then you
- 32:45Speaker 13: guys came on and I was like, I don't know,
- 32:47Speaker 13: and then I checked it out and I totally switched
- 32:49Speaker 13: over smart. We have people who lives every day on
- 32:53Speaker 13: the podcast or vibe.
- 32:54Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, Patrick. Yeah, we have We have
- 32:56Speaker 2: people who you know, gave us listen ten years ago
- 32:58Speaker 2: and they go, I don't know, and they are still
- 33:00Speaker 2: saying that there's still ten years of hanging in there.
- 33:05Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, Patrick. Appreciate you listening to the
- 33:07Speaker 2: Woodies show. Uh brag like Sea Bass. I'm pretty sure
- 33:10Speaker 2: I know what what Menace is going to say. Yeah,
- 33:13Speaker 2: and it does have to go right back to cars.
- 33:15Speaker 9: Because I totally whipped because I was thinking about like
- 33:17Speaker 9: future stuff to brag about. But yesterday guys knocked it
- 33:22Speaker 9: off the bucket list. Totally went to Jay Leno's garage. Yeah, yeah, Greg,
- 33:33Speaker 9: it was incredible.
- 33:34Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the best. It was massive. Jay Leno
- 33:39Speaker 2: was there. I saw, Yeah, I was supposed to go.
- 33:41Speaker 2: I'm kicking myself. And it was such a crazy busy
- 33:44Speaker 2: day yesterday and I had stuff going on at the
- 33:46Speaker 2: house and I'm like, you know what, man, I don't
- 33:47Speaker 2: think I can pull this out today. I'm really sorry.
- 33:49Speaker 2: I off to you know, I'm just I apologize, man.
- 33:53Speaker 3: Was there and then talking about he was just there.
- 33:55Speaker 3: We were with him for like two hours.
- 33:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but like like I wanted, I wanted
- 34:00Speaker 2: to see all the stuff he has because I've heard
- 34:02Speaker 2: about it.
- 34:02Speaker 3: I've heard a lot of stories about like whatever your
- 34:04Speaker 3: expectations are, multiply them by.
- 34:06Speaker 4: It's crazier than you can imagine.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Huge.
- 34:09Speaker 9: I've been to multiple car museums, people's car collection and
- 34:12Speaker 9: this is like above anything I've ever seen in my life.
- 34:17Speaker 7: And my favorite fun fact is he goes you know,
- 34:20Speaker 7: I had to register as an arms dealer.
- 34:22Speaker 10: Yeah, because yeah, because that like.
- 34:24Speaker 4: A sultan gifted him two tanks.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
- 34:28Speaker 9: Yeah, he has multiple tanks. McLaren's huge Bugotti collections.
- 34:34Speaker 5: What's the what's the single coolest thing that you saw?
- 34:37Speaker 3: It was so horrible.
- 34:38Speaker 10: We were trying to like.
- 34:39Speaker 5: If you had to pick one thing.
- 34:40Speaker 3: That's when we were talking medicine. I were talking about
- 34:42Speaker 3: that all day, like pick one, all right?
- 34:44Speaker 10: What was the car he got in and he started
- 34:46Speaker 10: and so.
- 34:48Speaker 9: Wow, it was like early nineteen twenties, like race car
- 34:52Speaker 9: that had a jet engine in it.
- 34:53Speaker 10: Yeah, so oh.
- 34:54Speaker 9: Wow, yeah he was like war engine. Yeah, it was
- 34:57Speaker 9: so cool it was cool, but he had I don't know.
- 35:00Speaker 9: Greg and I were trying to decide and it was
- 35:02Speaker 9: kind of hard for me because I do love the
- 35:04Speaker 9: four g T and he had multiple, so like I
- 35:07Speaker 9: couldn't just picked one. And then he had a ton
- 35:09Speaker 9: of mclarence and so that was tough. But it's all cars, right,
- 35:14Speaker 9: Oh yeah, hundreds of motorcycles.
- 35:17Speaker 5: To hundred planes in there.
- 35:20Speaker 9: We talked about the plane that you're about, the serious,
- 35:23Speaker 9: the serious.
- 35:24Speaker 5: Yeah, he just did.
- 35:26Speaker 2: He just did an episode of Jay Lennon's garage where
- 35:28Speaker 2: he had the people from Cirrus it's in General Aviation Aircraft,
- 35:31Speaker 2: and that they they had one there for him.
- 35:33Speaker 5: They took him up.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was there in his in his garage
- 35:37Speaker 2: with all his other stuff.
- 35:39Speaker 9: Brought it up and he started talking to everybody about
- 35:41Speaker 9: it and explaining the plane.
- 35:42Speaker 10: I was like, damn, I wish what he was here.
- 35:43Speaker 15: I know.
- 35:44Speaker 3: We were telling each other jokes.
- 35:46Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he has so many.
- 35:48Speaker 10: Greg was killing it like he was making Jay laugh joke.
- 35:55Speaker 2: Apparently it's really good.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Has told me today that if Jay thinks something's funny,
- 35:58Speaker 3: apparently that's what he does. He just was like, that
- 36:01Speaker 3: was a good joke.
- 36:01Speaker 10: That was a good joke.
- 36:02Speaker 3: Yeah, it was funny. The one that the one that
- 36:05Speaker 3: I told him that he didn't realize as a joke
- 36:07Speaker 3: was the guy who was tasked with coming up with
- 36:10Speaker 3: the name for a car company. Was only given one
- 36:12Speaker 3: week and he's to come up with the name, and
- 36:14Speaker 3: he said one week that soon.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Okay, that was.
- 36:22Speaker 3: A good joke.
- 36:23Speaker 10: Yeah, we'll check something off.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Hold on, let me.
- 36:26Speaker 2: List out, yeah, wish list?
- 36:27Speaker 10: Hold on what else?
- 36:29Speaker 3: So?
- 36:30Speaker 2: Hold on?
- 36:31Speaker 5: What else is off there?
- 36:33Speaker 10: Oh?
- 36:34Speaker 5: So is the f one thing?
- 36:35Speaker 2: We check that off because you're doing like a they
- 36:38Speaker 2: got your access or no, not for the one for.
- 36:41Speaker 10: Austin, but but Vegas. I think so? Yeah, I mean
- 36:47Speaker 10: would still like to check out the awesome one?
- 36:48Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean, you know, is still the same
- 36:51Speaker 2: thing jlenle garage check.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Yes?
- 36:55Speaker 5: Is that that's everything from?
- 36:58Speaker 2: And then I think the tcl swite at Sofi Stadium
- 37:01Speaker 2: is happy listener party? Yeah, listener party. So keep an
- 37:04Speaker 2: eye on our social media if.
- 37:05Speaker 3: You want to.
- 37:06Speaker 2: I'm not go I'm not gonna check that off just yet. Okay,
- 37:08Speaker 2: all right, Greg gory Bragg likes se bass. So this
- 37:10Speaker 2: is kind of like an am I the a hole question.
- 37:13Speaker 2: This is is it a brag? Oh question?
- 37:15Speaker 3: Because it's kind of dark, it's kind of weird. Okay.
- 37:19Speaker 3: So when my brother passed away, he left behind a
- 37:22Speaker 3: ton of bass guitars. He was a bassist, and my
- 37:25Speaker 3: dad said, you can take these and do whatever you
- 37:28Speaker 3: want with them. I don't play the bass, so the
- 37:30Speaker 3: plan was to take them and sell them. Most of
- 37:33Speaker 3: them are like pvs and fenders, but he has one
- 37:36Speaker 3: that's or No, he has two Alembic basses. So I
- 37:40Speaker 3: did some research. I'm actually having them appraised because I
- 37:43Speaker 3: thought these things were worth maybe one hundred or two
- 37:45Speaker 3: hundred bucks. This way, these Alembic basses can be worth
- 37:49Speaker 3: anywhere from like eight thousand to forty thousand dollars. Yeah,
- 37:53Speaker 3: and I have two of them, so I want to
- 37:55Speaker 3: sell them. So I don't know.
- 37:56Speaker 4: If that's a b I mean, it is a brag.
- 37:59Speaker 5: I don't know, but I'm not I mean accounts.
- 38:01Speaker 3: I mean, it's just I mean, it's stemmed from darkness,
- 38:04Speaker 3: but it's it's I mean, it was a pleasant surprise. Yeah.
- 38:07Speaker 3: I felt like I was in an episode of ponnd Stars. Yeah,
- 38:09Speaker 3: so you're.
- 38:10Speaker 2: I mean, it is it is good because you're you're
- 38:13Speaker 2: getting a positive from a negative. Yeah, so there you go.
- 38:16Speaker 2: That's that's my kind of brag. Might brag like.
- 38:20Speaker 4: That, this is so stupid, Oh my god. But I
- 38:22Speaker 4: was pretty excited.
- 38:24Speaker 7: It was just brought to my attention in the last
- 38:28Speaker 7: less than a week that after being out of high
- 38:31Speaker 7: school for four billion years, I'm in the school's notable
- 38:36Speaker 7: alumni section.
- 38:40Speaker 2: No.
- 38:40Speaker 4: I was like, shut up.
- 38:42Speaker 2: Looking like, oh my god, I have no idea.
- 38:47Speaker 7: A friend of mine told me, she's like, well, you
- 38:48Speaker 7: should know you're in the note. I go, okay, that's funny.
- 38:51Speaker 4: She's like, no, look right here, damn, okay, that's cool.
- 38:54Speaker 4: That's right, baby, You've made it. I've made it.
- 38:58Speaker 2: We've got to people on the text over two ninety seven.
- 39:00Speaker 2: If you wanted brag leg Sea Bass eight seven seven
- 39:03Speaker 2: forty four, what is the number you would call him
- 39:04Speaker 2: to do that?
- 39:06Speaker 5: Brag Leg Sea Bass. I'm just a blue collar guy.
- 39:08Speaker 2: But I decided three years ago to start investing on
- 39:10Speaker 2: my own money in the stock market, including my four
- 39:12Speaker 2: oh one K. In the past three years, my investments
- 39:15Speaker 2: are up three hundred percent and fifty percent year over year.
- 39:21Speaker 2: That's great. Also, we have Jade hitting this up, says
- 39:28Speaker 2: I recently got into a doctorate a physical therapy program
- 39:31Speaker 2: in Los Angeles.
- 39:32Speaker 3: That's awesome.
- 39:34Speaker 2: Five to six two. I just bought myself a really
- 39:36Speaker 2: pretty suitcase.
- 39:38Speaker 4: Oh.
- 39:39Speaker 2: I've been using my grandmother's luggage for over a decade
- 39:43Speaker 2: because it was still usable, but it's also a bit
- 39:45Speaker 2: of a wreck. I cannot wait to use my new suitcase.
- 39:48Speaker 2: It's sea foam green.
- 39:52Speaker 3: There.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Hey, what do you show bragle like Sea Bass? I'm
- 39:55Speaker 2: getting married, o bait, I got this one, brag leg
- 39:59Speaker 2: Sea Bass. I've been listening to your show since twenty fourteen,
- 40:02Speaker 2: when the girl I was dating at the time introduced
- 40:04Speaker 2: me to your show. We just got married in May
- 40:06Speaker 2: and we're expecting our first baby. Finish my NBA. Just
- 40:10Speaker 2: got a new job where I'll be making fifty percent
- 40:13Speaker 2: more income.
- 40:14Speaker 4: Damn.
- 40:14Speaker 2: You have been what helps me get through every morning,
- 40:16Speaker 2: and I listen to your podcast every night to make
- 40:17Speaker 2: sure I don't miss out on anything, especially when I'm
- 40:20Speaker 2: at the gym. Hell yeah, bro, anyhow, me love and
- 40:25Speaker 2: thank you for making my days better every day.
- 40:28Speaker 4: It's great.
- 40:29Speaker 9: Can I show one other thing that happened at Jay's
- 40:31Speaker 9: garage before we get too far away from it because
- 40:33Speaker 9: it was so funny. Jay's like, who's the tallest person here?
- 40:36Speaker 9: And obviously was right. And he had this super small
- 40:40Speaker 9: Fiat like there for Europe and then had a suicide. Yeah,
- 40:43Speaker 9: little tiny car. And then he's like get in it,
- 40:46Speaker 9: get in it right, Greg gets in it. It's so
- 40:49Speaker 9: hilarious and you know it's so small and he's in there,
- 40:54Speaker 9: and Greg's afraid to break the car, so he's like
- 40:57Speaker 9: trying to shut the door like gently, and Jays like
- 41:00Speaker 9: just slam slam it and he's too afraid to do it. Yeah,
- 41:03Speaker 9: like three times the closing, just like I said, I
- 41:06Speaker 9: don't want to break it, and he's like, it's my car.
- 41:10Speaker 9: I told you to slam it.
- 41:13Speaker 3: That's cool.
- 41:13Speaker 2: I've always heard the Jayson super nice. He was beyond that,
- 41:17Speaker 2: super personable. Yeah, so great.
- 41:19Speaker 7: He had to get his car smug checked or you know,
- 41:21Speaker 7: something wrong with it, and like.
- 41:22Speaker 10: Where do you go?
- 41:23Speaker 4: He's like just the gas station, A close gas station.
- 41:25Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Send anybody go to he ed it. I mean, he
- 41:29Speaker 2: made a ton of money hosting The Tonight Show all
- 41:31Speaker 2: those years, but he never spent any of his Tonight's
- 41:34Speaker 2: Show money. Crazy he only would spend the money that
- 41:38Speaker 2: he would make going out, and he was doing stand
- 41:39Speaker 2: up every week, even though he was hosting the Tonight Show,
- 41:41Speaker 2: making all this money. He would go out and for
- 41:43Speaker 2: just his love of stand up, love of comedy, that
- 41:45Speaker 2: he would just go out and do these shows. And
- 41:47Speaker 2: obviously he was making good money. He's the host of
- 41:49Speaker 2: the Tonight Show. Crazy, so he made really good money.
- 41:52Speaker 2: That's how he would, you know, live and all my
- 41:55Speaker 2: stuff and when strip would have happened, he would pay care.
- 41:58Speaker 3: Of the career absolutely. And he had that one suv
- 42:01Speaker 3: that they used to shoot the show, so it has
- 42:03Speaker 3: all these metal with the rigging, the rigging on it. Yeah,
- 42:06Speaker 3: and he made a crack and all of us because
- 42:09Speaker 3: knowing that we're in radio, he's like, this is used
- 42:11Speaker 3: for filming the TV show. Now, for you guys, TV
- 42:15Speaker 3: is a visual medium.
- 42:20Speaker 2: This one says, I have twenty plus bitcoins, but I
- 42:23Speaker 2: still dress like I'm two hundred dollars away from bankrupt,
- 42:26Speaker 2: like you're an early I don't even know what are
- 42:28Speaker 2: those even worth now? Like, what's what's one coin?
- 42:32Speaker 10: Last time I saw it was like one hundred and
- 42:33Speaker 10: ten thousand.
- 42:34Speaker 2: Yea for a bitcoin nice and he's got twenty yeah,
- 42:39Speaker 2: twenty plus bitcoin crazy. Yeah all right, so Bragle like
- 42:43Speaker 2: Sea Bass, we'll come back. We'll give you one more
- 42:45Speaker 2: chance to do it before we wrap it up. I
- 42:47Speaker 2: still need to find out what Samy's got. Yep eight
- 42:50Speaker 2: seven seven forty four Wing. You can text your brag
- 42:53Speaker 2: like Sea Bass over to two two nine eight seven.
- 42:56Speaker 2: I don't know. I had a screenshot of.
- 42:57Speaker 10: It in my head known as a memory photographic just
- 43:01Speaker 10: before I add all these screenshots flashed before back.
- 43:06Speaker 2: Rescued to Bragi like Sea Bass on the text Bracklke
- 43:10Speaker 2: Sea Bass. I was eighty thousand dollars in debt three
- 43:14Speaker 2: years ago and I'm now only thirty seven thousand. This
- 43:18Speaker 2: is because of my MBA. I'm so proud. My dad
- 43:21Speaker 2: always said school debt is good debt, and I'm chipping
- 43:23Speaker 2: away at that debt.
- 43:25Speaker 4: That's awesome.
- 43:26Speaker 2: So there's different schools thought and whether it's a good
- 43:28Speaker 2: debt or baby was Okay.
- 43:30Speaker 5: I'm glad that's working out. Yeah.
- 43:33Speaker 4: Uh.
- 43:34Speaker 2: This morning, I would like to brag about. Try to
- 43:37Speaker 2: expend to my wife after a paintball day, how many
- 43:39Speaker 2: people I got out or took over to the other
- 43:43Speaker 2: side of the team and it just goes through one
- 43:46Speaker 2: ear and out the other. But I like to brag
- 43:48Speaker 2: about it because it's a good accomplishment and not easy
- 43:50Speaker 2: and it's intendants. See, so nobody wants to like even
- 43:54Speaker 2: try to understand his paintball joys. Yeah, braglike seabas. All right, Bort,
- 44:01Speaker 2: I'm gonna need you to interpret this one for me. Okay,
- 44:04Speaker 2: brag by Sea Bass. I was able to pull the
- 44:07Speaker 2: mega chisard oh megacharzart.
- 44:10Speaker 16: Maybe I should have gone to Genaula because I got
- 44:12Speaker 16: a kid x s a r oh lucky or.
- 44:17Speaker 2: So pull Does that mean like they out of a pack? Yeah,
- 44:20Speaker 2: they pulled it out of a pack. Okay, so they
- 44:22Speaker 2: got it and that's Pokemon all right. So they got
- 44:25Speaker 2: a pack of Pokemon cards and they were able to
- 44:27Speaker 2: pull a megas are chars are it looks like a
- 44:30Speaker 2: little lizard.
- 44:31Speaker 10: Let's see mega charts are well, it's a dragon thing.
- 44:33Speaker 10: Mega chars are x s a r.
- 44:37Speaker 3: What is that?
- 44:38Speaker 10: That is a card worth seven hundred dollars?
- 44:42Speaker 2: Wow?
- 44:44Speaker 5: And they just put those in regular packs.
- 44:45Speaker 4: Well, every once in a blue moon, you never pull
- 44:48Speaker 4: good stuff.
- 44:49Speaker 2: So every pack you buy, you don't know what's inside,
- 44:51Speaker 2: no idea. It's like baseball cards. You don't know what's
- 44:53Speaker 2: in there.
- 44:54Speaker 10: You could you could buy thousands of packs and never
- 44:56Speaker 10: get any My kid did.
- 44:57Speaker 9: Now Brett brag on them because you you've captured almost
- 45:00Speaker 9: one thousand Pokemon, right.
- 45:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:02Speaker 10: My current goal is to get into the app, the
- 45:06Speaker 10: Pokemon Home app, using all the Pokemon games, all oney
- 45:09Speaker 10: twenty five species of Pokemon. I'm currently at nine hundred
- 45:12Speaker 10: and seventy one. Yeah, all the games.
- 45:16Speaker 2: So if you ever work, but you do really like,
- 45:19Speaker 2: this is what you spend every ounce of your free
- 45:21Speaker 2: time doing, right.
- 45:22Speaker 10: No, this is like ten minutes while I was there,
- 45:25Speaker 10: like pretty much on the weekends.
- 45:26Speaker 2: Yeah, over the How much time did it take two?
- 45:30Speaker 10: I gather to tell you that because I'm literally going
- 45:33Speaker 10: to all old games and jumping in on them.
- 45:36Speaker 2: I don't know, so suck on that.
- 45:38Speaker 10: Yeah yeah a couple of hundred hours.
- 45:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Yeah, here's one my bragi like seed Bass. I made
- 45:45Speaker 2: a deposit and I'm officially planning our Walt Disney World
- 45:48Speaker 2: vacation for next year. I have been in ten years,
- 45:51Speaker 2: and I'm so excited to finally be able to go
- 45:53Speaker 2: back and take my son ah, that's super nice. I
- 45:57Speaker 2: was having breakfast with my wife in this semi hot
- 46:00Speaker 2: girl was like wow and like OHK, and like how
- 46:04Speaker 2: handsome is your husband?
- 46:06Speaker 5: Right in front of my wife and all. It was awesome.
- 46:07Speaker 10: Yea dream right now, She's not the only option.
- 46:11Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got to keep these pitches in check, right,
- 46:15Speaker 2: them know how lucky are Yeah?
- 46:16Speaker 3: Let them know?
- 46:17Speaker 5: Uh Sammy bragglike Sea Bass.
- 46:19Speaker 8: So I have just that I have the best friends.
- 46:23Speaker 8: I think my friends are great, and I know that's
- 46:25Speaker 8: like sort of a weird brag to say, but they're awesome.
- 46:27Speaker 8: And I recently was at one wedding where about eight
- 46:30Speaker 8: of us from high school who have all known each
- 46:32Speaker 8: other since we were thirteen or fourteen, were at that wedding.
- 46:34Speaker 8: There is another friend in that group who is getting
- 46:37Speaker 8: married soon as well. And with guest lists, you have
- 46:41Speaker 8: to cut people down right, Not everyone makes the cut.
- 46:44Speaker 8: And I realized that only me and like one other
- 46:46Speaker 8: person made the cut for both weddings, and so I
- 46:49Speaker 8: was kind of like, wow, I'm a really good friend too,
- 46:52Speaker 8: Like I'm making the cut for these weddings. People have
- 46:54Speaker 8: been friends with for a long time who have chosen
- 46:56Speaker 8: to keep in touch with and keep the friendship growing.
- 46:59Speaker 8: And I'm like, I'm such a good friend.
- 47:00Speaker 4: I'm getting invited to.
- 47:01Speaker 10: All the web.
- 47:02Speaker 4: Yeah, the short list.
- 47:04Speaker 3: It's definitely you.
- 47:05Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely me.
- 47:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:07Speaker 2: Absolutely text My girlfriend of eight years left me for
- 47:10Speaker 2: another guy four months ago. I have since started dating
- 47:12Speaker 2: somebody else. I'm extremely happy. My ex called me trying
- 47:16Speaker 2: to get back together, but she can suck it be
- 47:18Speaker 2: way better now. Yeah, this one says, I'm the text
- 47:21Speaker 2: over to two two ninety seven. I ran a half
- 47:23Speaker 2: marathon this past weekend, and now this is my new personality.
- 47:29Speaker 10: Then this one.
- 47:29Speaker 2: Eight oh five, five years ago, my husband, infant son,
- 47:32Speaker 2: and I we packed up our beat up suv. We
- 47:35Speaker 2: relocated to Arizona with no job and very little in savings,
- 47:39Speaker 2: and now we're about to move into our own beautifully renovated,
- 47:42Speaker 2: like never lived in, twenty seven hundred square foot, one
- 47:45Speaker 2: story home. Yeah, complete with a brand new sparkling pool,
- 47:49Speaker 2: a putting green, and plenty of turf for our new
- 47:52Speaker 2: puppy to run around on.
- 47:54Speaker 5: We went from.
- 47:54Speaker 2: Having big dreams to a big reality, earning five hundred
- 47:58Speaker 2: thousand dollars per year between the two of us.
- 48:00Speaker 10: Us.
- 48:00Speaker 5: I am so proud.
- 48:01Speaker 2: Cool.
- 48:02Speaker 3: That's awesome.
- 48:05Speaker 4: That's for you yourself.
- 48:06Speaker 2: That's that's fantastic. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, all right, there
- 48:12Speaker 2: you go brag like Sea Bass everybody.
- 48:14Speaker 4: That felt good.
- 48:15Speaker 5: All right, thank you for your calls, for your text messages.
- 48:19Speaker 2: Uh, that is awesome. Appreciate you guys participating in the
- 48:21Speaker 2: Woody Show show and Jinagrad's gonna have the trending news
- 48:26Speaker 2: headlines for you on this Wednesday.
- 48:28Speaker 5: October the eighth. By the way, ye twenty twenty five.
- 48:32Speaker 2: Eight seven, seven forty four, what text o to two
- 48:34Speaker 2: two nine eighty seven. I'm whatd that's great, gory Hei,
- 48:37Speaker 2: we got menace, What is up? Jimmy Grad is here,
- 48:40Speaker 2: we got Sammy wet Sea Bass Morgan is here, and
- 48:43Speaker 2: you can be a part of the show however you'd like.
- 48:45Speaker 5: Oh I do have a I do have a dash.
- 48:47Speaker 3: What's up? Yeah?
- 48:51Speaker 2: So this middle school gym teacher was sent to jail.
- 48:55Speaker 2: He raped a fifteen year old girl. Okay, and now
- 49:00Speaker 2: he's dead. Oh, killed by another inmate.
- 49:06Speaker 10: Oh there you go.
- 49:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:07Speaker 2: He was convicted in twenty eleven, sentenced to fifteen years
- 49:10Speaker 2: and he only had a couple years left. Bummer shout
- 49:14Speaker 2: out to Wilbert Baldwin. He's the dude who killed him,
- 49:17Speaker 2: so great shout out.
- 49:21Speaker 10: You know, I'm yeah, because you hear about you hear
- 49:24Speaker 10: about the money on his books? Yeah, right, might I might?
- 49:28Speaker 2: So you hear about that stuff all the time. Oh well,
- 49:32Speaker 2: you know, guys like this don't do well in prison, Like,
- 49:34Speaker 2: oh well, you know he won't make it out of
- 49:35Speaker 2: there alive anyway.
- 49:36Speaker 3: And I'm like, how did it?
- 49:38Speaker 2: But you never hear about some of these high profile
- 49:40Speaker 2: guys or not even I know, the high profile guys
- 49:42Speaker 2: they kind of hide away, right, No, But I'm.
- 49:44Speaker 9: Still like, perfect example, I'm still blown away that the
- 49:48Speaker 9: lady that killed Selena is still like a lot?
- 49:53Speaker 2: How was she still like she's playing like baseball? So
- 49:57Speaker 2: years ago, years ago, I was art thirty and so
- 50:01Speaker 2: I had a bunch of my friends and whatever. They
- 50:03Speaker 2: were bringing me to the Steelers Raiders game at the
- 50:05Speaker 2: Oakland Coliseum, and everybody warned me, dude, don't be wearing
- 50:10Speaker 2: no Steelers gears, don't get your ass kicked, and talking
- 50:13Speaker 2: about what badasses the read.
- 50:17Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, I'm wearing my stuff.
- 50:19Speaker 10: I don't care.
- 50:19Speaker 2: And compound that with we were hammered because I'll shout
- 50:24Speaker 2: out the Raiders. Because the Raiders they gave us like
- 50:27Speaker 2: all this stuff. They set up an RV and had
- 50:29Speaker 2: all these drinks and food out in the parking lot.
- 50:32Speaker 2: They gave us a kick ass tail getting spot, and
- 50:34Speaker 2: they welcomed us in. They gave us all the tickets.
- 50:37Speaker 2: We even't brought some listeners and stuff, but I had
- 50:38Speaker 2: like all these friends of mine stuff. We were hammered,
- 50:43Speaker 2: okay hammered, and not only were we wearing the other
- 50:46Speaker 2: team's gear in the stadium, we were talking mad trash,
- 50:49Speaker 2: like almost trying to see if anybody was like, I'm like,
- 50:52Speaker 2: where are all these people that I heard that you
- 50:54Speaker 2: can't even wear black and golden to the stadium without
- 50:56Speaker 2: them but kicking your ass?
- 50:58Speaker 5: Nothing. We talked crap to the guys.
- 51:00Speaker 2: The spiky shoulders and stuff.
- 51:04Speaker 5: Nothing. This is just things that people say.
- 51:06Speaker 2: I'm not saying there haven't been fights and things that,
- 51:08Speaker 2: but it's not like it's just not a thing where
- 51:11Speaker 2: it happens consistently. And I'm convinced that that's how it
- 51:13Speaker 2: is for a lot of this prison stuff you hear about,
- 51:16Speaker 2: like people who mess with you know, women or kids, Yeah,
- 51:20Speaker 2: they're done. They're done. Well, Dahmer was done. He got
- 51:23Speaker 2: beaten to death. Yeah, but that was because he was
- 51:25Speaker 2: a jokester.
- 51:26Speaker 9: He was joking around too much with the other inmate,
- 51:28Speaker 9: and he annoyed.
- 51:29Speaker 5: The guy that were cleaning the room with the look
- 51:31Speaker 5: it up.
- 51:32Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like he was annoying. Killed he was
- 51:35Speaker 2: just too much of a kill inmate. Shout out the
- 51:37Speaker 2: Wilbird Baldwin. Nice, I would have.
- 51:40Speaker 8: To think that you have a life sentence. The people
- 51:42Speaker 8: with life sentences are the ones that are willing to
- 51:44Speaker 8: kill if not nothing to lose.
- 51:46Speaker 2: So this Wilbird Baldwin guy who killed him, Uh, he
- 51:50Speaker 2: was in for a second degree murder. I'm not sure
- 51:52Speaker 2: how long his sentence was, but gonna be a little
- 51:55Speaker 2: bit longer.
- 51:55Speaker 4: They're gonna be sill a little longer.
- 51:56Speaker 5: He's getting late checkout. We're gonna extend his stay.
- 51:59Speaker 3: It's like read was the guy who could get you stuff.
- 52:02Speaker 4: Right.
- 52:03Speaker 3: If I had a life sentence, I'd be the guy
- 52:05Speaker 3: that you go to to end other people because.
- 52:10Speaker 10: Give me some cigarettes.
- 52:11Speaker 3: Right.
- 52:12Speaker 2: Guy in Texas, he was in court being sentenced for
- 52:14Speaker 2: the murder of his wife back in twenty twenty three,
- 52:16Speaker 2: and suddenly he just started puking. Some medical emergency, you know,
- 52:20Speaker 2: like seconds before the sentencing was announced. The guy had
- 52:23Speaker 2: taken some meth and was having an overdose.
- 52:26Speaker 3: I am.
- 52:26Speaker 5: So the bailiff tried to save him. He didn't make it.
- 52:31Speaker 4: Yeah, that was like his cyanide pill.
- 52:33Speaker 2: And back in the in the courtroom, the authorities they
- 52:35Speaker 2: found a crystal like substance and they were going to
- 52:38Speaker 2: do an autopsy to figure out what happened.
- 52:39Speaker 5: But who cares.
- 52:40Speaker 2: Yeah, they're how did you even get drugs into the
- 52:42Speaker 2: courtroom in the first place.
- 52:43Speaker 3: Well, yeah, glad he did.
- 52:45Speaker 5: Yeah, like bummer, nobody will miss him.
- 52:47Speaker 2: Yeah, man, we're gonna save all that time and money.
- 52:50Speaker 2: I did see there was like some account that was
- 52:53Speaker 2: showing like unbelievable real life videos where is like from
- 52:56Speaker 2: news events or different things, like the one there was
- 52:59Speaker 2: a guy and he I think he molested this dude's
- 53:03Speaker 2: son or whatever. So the guy's doing like a purp walk.
- 53:05Speaker 2: They have them and they're walking through the courthouse and
- 53:07Speaker 2: the guy's kind of standing over by the payphones, and
- 53:09Speaker 2: so that's how long ago this was, back when there
- 53:11Speaker 2: are payphones, and he just walks up and shoots the
- 53:13Speaker 2: guy right in the head and kills him right there
- 53:15Speaker 2: in the courthouse. Yeah, and the dad's not in jail.
- 53:17Speaker 2: What he was was it was it was super short. Yeah,
- 53:22Speaker 2: so worth it. Yeah, it was an accident, just yeah,
- 53:27Speaker 2: so worth it.
- 53:29Speaker 3: Anyway.
- 53:29Speaker 2: There was another one speaking of people in court. I
- 53:31Speaker 2: forget he was a general or something and some the
- 53:34Speaker 2: Iraqi arm I have no I have military I have
- 53:37Speaker 2: no idea of anyway. This guy, uh, he was talking
- 53:40Speaker 2: about what an injustices was, but he's going being held,
- 53:43Speaker 2: you know, accountable for all these crimes and and so
- 53:45Speaker 2: he had something in his hand and he just kind
- 53:47Speaker 2: of drank it real quick.
- 53:48Speaker 5: And they dropped it on the spot.
- 53:50Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, crazy good give them the option, like that
- 53:54Speaker 2: should be the option, like right there in the courtroom.
- 53:56Speaker 4: On your own terms.
- 53:57Speaker 5: Yeah, let's make a deal.
- 53:58Speaker 2: Like okay, so here you you know, you've just been
- 54:01Speaker 2: convicted of murdering your wife. Yeah, so you can either
- 54:05Speaker 2: go with the sentence that we're going to impose or
- 54:07Speaker 2: paper couple, or you could drink it's in this paper cup.
- 54:11Speaker 4: Don't ask any questions.
- 54:13Speaker 2: It could be cool, aid, it could be something that
- 54:15Speaker 2: you can make.
- 54:18Speaker 15: It.
- 54:19Speaker 3: Let's make a deal or take the curtains.
- 54:21Speaker 2: Take the goat good?
- 54:24Speaker 3: All right?
- 54:24Speaker 2: Something uh, something lighter, more fun? How about this text
- 54:27Speaker 2: came in another last minute brag bragglike Sea Bass. It says,
- 54:30Speaker 2: this is Sammy's boyfriend. She let me touch her elbow
- 54:33Speaker 2: last week and she smiled at me in public. I'm
- 54:36Speaker 2: so lucky.
- 54:38Speaker 4: Is such a lucky guy? Sometimes? Wait, we all did ours?
- 54:43Speaker 4: Do you have one?
- 54:44Speaker 17: Well?
- 54:44Speaker 3: Hold?
- 54:45Speaker 2: I want to say, because nice guys do finish last.
- 54:47Speaker 2: You've heard that before. So if bad guys finished dead,
- 54:50Speaker 2: nice guys do finish last. So this was like a
- 54:53Speaker 2: whole study looking into it, and they were looking at
- 54:56Speaker 2: people in relationships and how satisfied they were with it.
- 55:00Speaker 2: And when it comes to kindness in men, it reduced
- 55:03Speaker 2: the odds of them being in a relationship. So the
- 55:05Speaker 2: nicer the guy, the bigger, the loner, the loser for women.
- 55:10Speaker 2: Confirmed what we knew for women, niceness didn't make a
- 55:13Speaker 2: difference in whether or not they had a partner.
- 55:15Speaker 3: Oh that's gin.
- 55:24Speaker 5: Yeah, So nice guys do finish who.
- 55:27Speaker 7: Is Some actors said, oh no, I always thought that
- 55:30Speaker 7: was referring to sexually, And I was like, oh, that's.
- 55:33Speaker 4: Like nice guys. You thought that's what the guy said. Okay,
- 55:37Speaker 4: I like.
- 55:37Speaker 3: That, like actually finished.
- 55:41Speaker 10: Maybe, but it's considerious.
- 55:43Speaker 2: Get the opportunity to do that.
- 55:44Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right eight.
- 55:46Speaker 2: Seven seven forty four. You can hit us up with
- 55:49Speaker 2: the text over to two two nine eight seven. Uh,
- 55:52Speaker 2: the training newse headlines are coming up next to you.
- 55:55Speaker 2: Ready to go with those?
- 55:56Speaker 5: Let's do it all right, that's next on the show up.
- 56:00Speaker 4: Right back.
- 56:02Speaker 2: My complexion is out of a urinal your urinal everyone
- 56:05Speaker 2: in this ruin deep, a little lower, a little slower.
- 56:08Speaker 2: You want to oil them downs, sunning their buttholes?
- 56:11Speaker 7: Wow, but chugging the sun pretty much all deficient.
- 56:14Speaker 10: Indeed, sorry, I'm little cells.
- 56:16Speaker 2: Are you down the d or not?
- 56:17Speaker 4: Oh?
- 56:18Speaker 18: Gi it to me all day long.
- 56:22Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
- 56:24Speaker 2: I'm gonna go right to Gina grad who's going to
- 56:26Speaker 2: tss all. What's happening in the trending news headlines? Well?
- 56:29Speaker 7: As the government shut down keeps dragging on, it's becoming
- 56:32Speaker 7: an even bigger problem with air travel. Air traffic controllers
- 56:35Speaker 7: have been working without pay, and because of all the stress,
- 56:38Speaker 7: they're calling out sick to work, and that's putting a
- 56:41Speaker 7: big old strain on controllers all over the country and
- 56:45Speaker 7: that strains trickling down to commercial flights. You might have
- 56:47Speaker 7: noticed in places like Nashville and Burbanks, staffing was stretched
- 56:50Speaker 7: so thin that air traffic had to be passed over
- 56:53Speaker 7: to control centers in Memphis and San Diego, and flights
- 56:56Speaker 7: in both airports were averaging more than two hours in delays,
- 56:59Speaker 7: and more airports around the country are saying the same
- 57:03Speaker 7: thing is happening to them.
- 57:04Speaker 10: Give him free lunch.
- 57:05Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean.
- 57:07Speaker 10: It works for us.
- 57:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:09Speaker 7: The US Transportation Secretary says, if the sick calls keep
- 57:13Speaker 7: coming in, the f A is going to have to
- 57:14Speaker 7: reduce the number of takeoffs and landings to keep things safe.
- 57:18Speaker 7: So we'll have you know, like juggling like one ball
- 57:20Speaker 7: in the air at.
- 57:20Speaker 9: A time sounds safe from the totally well.
- 57:24Speaker 7: There were two game threes in the A L d
- 57:27Speaker 7: S yesterday, and the first game the Mariners were able
- 57:29Speaker 7: to hold off the Tigers with help from a homer
- 57:32Speaker 7: from the Big Dumper.
- 57:33Speaker 4: What he loves that guy Rally.
- 57:36Speaker 2: Yeah, he has a no no, this is his name. Honestly,
- 57:42Speaker 2: I'm not sure how he got that nickname. Is it
- 57:44Speaker 2: just they say like as a home run, like he
- 57:46Speaker 2: dumped one of these sum dumped.
- 57:49Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 57:50Speaker 2: I heard like, you go yard right. He went yard right,
- 57:54Speaker 2: But I don't know a big dumper.
- 57:56Speaker 7: You're gonna love this. He had his sixty first home
- 57:58Speaker 7: run of the year. And get the The fan who
- 58:00Speaker 7: caught the ball was wearing a shirt that's in right
- 58:03Speaker 7: dump sixty one.
- 58:04Speaker 2: Here, and then when he got that ball, then he
- 58:08Speaker 2: took that shirt off and underneath this his dump sixty two.
- 58:12Speaker 2: He was prepared.
- 58:13Speaker 7: He was right Seattle one. So there just one went
- 58:16Speaker 7: away from advancing. In the second game, the Yankees stay
- 58:19Speaker 7: alive thanks to a homer from Aaron Judge.
- 58:22Speaker 4: They rallied, took the lead, and won.
- 58:24Speaker 7: Toronto still leads a series two to one, and they'll
- 58:26Speaker 7: have a chance to close it out again.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Today I saw a video almost got me choked up.
- 58:32Speaker 2: I was on the verge of choked up. It's so dumb.
- 58:34Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. I'm just waiting to
- 58:36Speaker 2: grow boobs figured out, like actual boob, not just being fat,
- 58:41Speaker 2: but like from a you know, lack of testosterone, actual female,
- 58:45Speaker 2: like an actual woman.
- 58:46Speaker 10: Justices.
- 58:47Speaker 2: Yeah, the guys from ESPN went up to this guy
- 58:50Speaker 2: and his young son and they were at the Yankee
- 58:53Speaker 2: game and he was in the very last row of
- 58:55Speaker 2: the right field upper deck and they gave him tickets
- 58:59Speaker 2: to go right behind home plate. And this guy, he
- 59:02Speaker 2: was just having a moment with his son. It was
- 59:04Speaker 2: really cool and that.
- 59:07Speaker 5: Yeah, it was just this.
- 59:07Speaker 2: Dude and his son. You could tell it was such
- 59:09Speaker 2: a big deal for him. And it's just like he's
- 59:11Speaker 2: been waiting for the you know, an opportunity to do
- 59:14Speaker 2: something like this with his son where his son would
- 59:16Speaker 2: be able to, like, at least remember it. Yeah, like
- 59:18Speaker 2: to be old enough to remember it, or when someone.
- 59:21Speaker 4: Really appreciates it. It's so nice.
- 59:24Speaker 9: Just painted your nails, Yeah, that little divider for your toes.
- 59:33Speaker 2: I was sitting there as they were yelling at me
- 59:34Speaker 2: and Chinese putting my final coat on exactly.
- 59:42Speaker 16: Filter.
- 59:44Speaker 2: At least at least I remember to go and flip
- 59:46Speaker 2: flops this time, so I would mess it up on the.
- 59:49Speaker 4: When that happened.
- 59:52Speaker 10: Dision.
- 59:54Speaker 7: All the division series have a chance to end today
- 59:56Speaker 7: with all four games being played in both leagues. If
- 59:59Speaker 7: the Dodgers, Mariners, Blue Jays, and Brewers all win, they
- 1:00:02Speaker 7: all move on to the league Championship Series and Dallas
- 1:00:06Speaker 7: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been fined. This is so dumb,
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: this is okay, let's get a one s take on
- 1:00:11Speaker 7: this two hundred and fifty grand for giving New York
- 1:00:14Speaker 7: Jets fans the finger at MetLife Stadium on Sunday. It
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: wasn't shown on TV, but of course a fan caught
- 1:00:20Speaker 7: it on video. Of course they did so. Jerry's standing
- 1:00:23Speaker 7: in his luxury box when he flips the bird and
- 1:00:25Speaker 7: then quickly changes it to his index finger.
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: I was going to say it was like that one, well,
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: he says.
- 1:00:30Speaker 7: He claims it was an accident. He says it was
- 1:00:32Speaker 7: a he was celebrating a touchdown. He meant to give
- 1:00:35Speaker 7: a thumbs up. He just kept messing up his fingers
- 1:00:37Speaker 7: to Dallas fans and then pointed them.
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: But he flashed the wrong finger. He says. There wasn't
- 1:00:42Speaker 4: any antagonistic issue or anything like that.
- 1:00:44Speaker 7: I just put up the wrong hair wrong and Cowboys
- 1:00:50Speaker 7: won thirty seven to twenty two. But still, I mean,
- 1:00:55Speaker 7: not that it's gonna hurt him.
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: No, no funly a penny to him.
- 1:00:58Speaker 15: Well.
- 1:00:59Speaker 7: Tropical storm from Jerry Jones, Yeah, speaking of Jerry. Tropical
- 1:01:03Speaker 7: Storm Jerry forming in the western Atlantic, and it's hard
- 1:01:07Speaker 7: to be scared of a tropical storm named Jerry, but
- 1:01:09Speaker 7: it's now the tenth storm they've named in the twenty
- 1:01:12Speaker 7: twenty five Atlantic hurricane season. It's supposed to move west
- 1:01:15Speaker 7: until the weekend and then make a sharp turn north.
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: Some experts think it'll stay a tropical storm. Others think
- 1:01:20Speaker 7: it could be a major hurricane this weekend.
- 1:01:23Speaker 10: But overall, it's not going to hit the.
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: Old Jare Bear.
- 1:01:27Speaker 7: He's gonna curve before reaching the East coast, so we'll
- 1:01:30Speaker 7: probably be good there. And finally, I feel like Menace
- 1:01:33Speaker 7: might want to know this. McDonald's they're bringing back their
- 1:01:36Speaker 7: famous boo buckets for Halloween, those cute little boo buckets.
- 1:01:41Speaker 7: There's five different ones I remember. There's there's the Pumpkin,
- 1:01:44Speaker 7: the Ghost and Frankenstein people.
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: Oh the Purple I forgot about.
- 1:01:48Speaker 7: There's five different ones that replace the normal happy meal boxes.
- 1:01:51Speaker 7: And because these kids, these buckets are for the kids.
- 1:01:54Speaker 7: Each one comes with a set of spooky stickers we
- 1:01:57Speaker 7: can use to decorate your bucket.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: I can't wait to get.
- 1:01:59Speaker 9: I don't even have to go anymore because SeaBASS always
- 1:02:01Speaker 9: picks it up for me, gets all.
- 1:02:03Speaker 4: The little in all this stuff for you. Yeah, I
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: think he's dating.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: I think he's dating some girl with.
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: A kid or.
- 1:02:11Speaker 10: Was trying to, or someone who works at McDonald's.
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: Right, does McDonald still do the thing I remember getting
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: these as a kid trigger treating. They would hand out
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: those little coupons, Remember the McDonald's coupons. It would be
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: good for like a ice cream cone. Well, they're probably
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: doing that with Monopoly right now. No, I'm saying back
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: in the day, kid, I remember used to be able
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: to go to McDonald's and buy a bunch of these
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: coupons that you can hand out to kids. It was
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: actually a really good think about it, a really smart marketing.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: What do kids love McDonald's more than anything?
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: I would always getting stuff.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: And you can you can sell them for like it
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: was like the original group on right, from pennies on
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: the dollar.
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: The gol Se coupon book.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: You give them out to a bunch of kids. Kids
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: then have to bring their parents there to get their
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: stupid ice cream that they got their certificate for from
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: the trigger treating and more and dad. Yeah right then
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: mom and dad buy a bunch of stuff. Actually really smart, yeah,
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: very smart.
- 1:03:03Speaker 9: Yeah, bring that back and bring back the styrofoam cases
- 1:03:07Speaker 9: on everything for the burgers.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's the hot side hot, the cold side cold.
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: Stifoam rule. Yeah yeah, I do like the styrofoam cups
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: if you go to like gas station to get like
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: a fountain drink, Yeah.
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: Because it does keep it cold with the little crushed
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: like this one.
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: This crap I get over here, like this stuff water
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: it's it's sweating like me in seventy degrees.
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just condensation all over the place.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: And but you get what they call him a polar pop,
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: you know, you get like these polar pop cups you
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: know from like a Circle K, Like Circle K calls
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: them polar polar. So anyway like those, I mean, man,
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: that ice will be in there tomorrow.
- 1:03:43Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's eighty style.
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: And when you're done with it, you just throw it
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: in the sewer, you know.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:47Speaker 9: And if dolphin, it's like dolphin, don't eat Greg.
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: Greg, it's up said stuff like that. He was He
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: was mad at uh At Samy the other day because
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: she's such a quote water waste.
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: She is. The whole shower conversation bummed me out.
- 1:04:02Speaker 5: And there's no reason for.
- 1:04:04Speaker 10: You to take a half hour's shower.
- 1:04:05Speaker 7: At least she's in the shower. I hate when people
- 1:04:07Speaker 7: turn it on and then walk away and go do
- 1:04:08Speaker 7: something else.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: I'll turn it on and go take a dump. O God, Yeah,
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: because I'm like, I'm gonna get the shower. You know what,
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: Let me poop before because I don't want I don't
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: want a shower. Then poop freshly shower. Then, Isn't that
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: the worst is the shower?
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: You know what you can do? This shower has a handle.
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: You can turn the water off and then poop. Yeah,
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: for half an hour. I want, I want to want.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: Menace takes big long showers and yeah, not only that
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: great Menace is probably the biggest water waste. I'll tell
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: you why you're all guilty. I'll tell you why he's
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: probably the worst. Why because I guarantee not does he
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: take long showers, like super long showers. He takes multiple
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: showers a day.
- 1:04:46Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a repeat offender.
- 1:04:48Speaker 5: I'm one a day.
- 1:04:49Speaker 9: Yeah, you should be proud of I swear after the
- 1:04:52Speaker 9: Coachella music all one time. I probably I was high.
- 1:04:55Speaker 9: I probably I was in that shower for two hours.
- 1:04:58Speaker 3: That was great.
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: You should be really proud, that's cool, and then I
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: killed a pupsil.
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: Greg, I'm going to counteract all these ideas. I don't
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: do that. And I also turn the water off when
- 1:05:09Speaker 4: I'm brushing my teeth.
- 1:05:10Speaker 3: Who wouldn't me?
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: You're supposed to do that as well, I'll turn it off.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: In what planet? Is that normal?
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: I don't even think about it, honestly, I always I'm
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: able to say that because I go, you know what,
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: I'm leaving it on? I don't.
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: I don't even think I turn it on.
- 1:05:24Speaker 3: Why do you even turn it on?
- 1:05:26Speaker 10: Because think about the wear and tear on the handles.
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: You first, I will what about the wear and tear
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: on the handle? What about that?
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means? There a billion dollars?
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: Why do you turn it on to brush your teeth?
- 1:05:41Speaker 8: Just what the tooth brush?
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: I put on?
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: Again? And then I and you.
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: Leave it running because you've got to give the water.
- 1:05:48Speaker 9: You're gonna put water in your mouth, you got to
- 1:05:50Speaker 9: let the water go through. You're also going.
- 1:05:52Speaker 8: To be while brushing your teeth, and then you could
- 1:05:56Speaker 8: turn it back off.
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: Hold on, Greg, do you believe that someday you're gonna
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: wake up and you're gonna go brush your teeth and
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: you're going to turn the faucet on and nothing will
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: come out?
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: Is that your fear?
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: I don't truly believe that. No, but I do believe
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: that water is a finite and precious source. Yes, and
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: it shouldn't just be wasted. You can easily turn it
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: is mental illness. Where does it go? What do you mean?
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: So when it when it goes down the drain? Where
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: does it go? Does it go out in space? Have
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: we lost it? Or does it just need to be reclaimed?
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: It should be, but we all know it's not okay,
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: Well that seems to be more of the issue. Of
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: course it is, but it's the issue.
- 1:06:41Speaker 7: That's Should they stop recycling, just stop using so much
- 1:06:45Speaker 7: to begin with?
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: Don't like trash, recycle trash.
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: You know we could take the gray water from the
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: shower well, all that water that goes down the drain.
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: You're totally right. I never do the term gray water.
- 1:06:54Speaker 5: So I met Greg by the way.
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: How to harness that gray like irrigation?
- 1:06:59Speaker 3: But then you have the sammis and the use of
- 1:07:01Speaker 3: the world. Who I'm gonna brush my tooth?
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: I think I'll turn the water off I cannot allow.
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: It's not that you can.
- 1:07:14Speaker 5: You all know how to do it.
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: You just raging.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: You simply don't care. You don't and.
- 1:07:20Speaker 3: Should I get a box and pack up my stuff.
- 1:07:22Speaker 8: You are going to be so mad when you find
- 1:07:28Speaker 8: out something else that I do regarding it.
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: I don't know if I.
- 1:07:30Speaker 8: If I'm going to the bathroom and there's someone else
- 1:07:33Speaker 8: out in the midst who might possibly be able to
- 1:07:35Speaker 8: hear what I'm doing in the bathroom and I'm going
- 1:07:37Speaker 8: to poop, I turn on the water so that you
- 1:07:39Speaker 8: can't hear me.
- 1:07:40Speaker 10: Yeah, I've heard of people.
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: I've heard of that. I don't fully disagree with that.
- 1:07:47Speaker 6: Because.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: Situation forbid, can go forty seven minutes without pooping.
- 1:07:54Speaker 10: That would help.
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: Yeah, you can hold your body.
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: But if you didn't have a boyfriend, and you did
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: have a dating profile under hobbies, it would be just niacally.
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: Wasting water is my hobby.
- 1:08:08Speaker 4: I put all of my energy and.
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: Pack laundry eighty times a day, even though I live
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: alone and I'm four feet tall.
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: You know, when they talk about you know what, Yeah,
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: I was at the air show of the weekend and
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: I kept going. But what about the carbon footprint? As
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: I'm watching these awesome planes, you know. Okay, but you know,
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: as I'm on my way to you know, vacation, I
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: don't think, like I wonder what this is doing the
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: environment on this plane. I should have had an eco
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: about that, but there are people and I can't.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: But to be fair, you were all products of how
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: we grew up and where I grew up. We had
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: this drought one year that was so bad. We were
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: limited too bad, was it? It was so bad that
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: our class field trip was a walk on the reservoir
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: that was covered in fish skeletons.
- 1:08:57Speaker 4: Oh my god, a lot good.
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: And you had to use buckets of water to flush
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: the toilet. We were limited to, like I think it
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: was fifty gallons per person per day.
- 1:09:06Speaker 10: Was that self imposed?
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Because it's never you never got to the park where
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: they turned the faucet on and nothing came out.
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: No, the water still came out yet. Okay, but that
- 1:09:14Speaker 3: doesn't that's not that you didn't have to.
- 1:09:16Speaker 5: Use a bucket.
- 1:09:17Speaker 9: It's cool, you fella. I grew up in the same
- 1:09:19Speaker 9: area and the waters not.
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: In the same area. You and I grew up easily
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: thirty five miles apart. Mine was way worse, way worse.
- 1:09:31Speaker 10: We got take a break, we got some more.
- 1:09:33Speaker 5: What you shed next?
- 1:09:33Speaker 3: Hang on?
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: You better made as ugly as she was in real life?
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: Did you look like a whole foot?
- 1:09:39Speaker 5: She was so unattracted. She looks like Joe Peshi.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: The Woody Show, right back The Woody Show.
- 1:09:53Speaker 5: I'm such an idiot. And Jina did the same app
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: Dennis brought it.
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: Don't love that? Yeah, okay, okay. So, and they're.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: Donuts sitting on the on the feeding table, and at
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: the beginning of the break, we're, you know, making fun
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: of Greg Moore. And I walk over the box of
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: donuts and I don't know why I kidd myself. There's
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: this one donut. I'm like, oh, that looks good. I
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: cut a little knife and I cut it in half. Yeah,
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: just to eat the whole thing. I eighth half, and
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: then I went right back for the second half house.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: And I did it worse.
- 1:10:22Speaker 7: I was like, little eighth, eighth, eighth, e the whole Bang're.
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: Gonna saw you and there cutting out.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: I'll probably just take on just a piece, isn't the
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: calories follow out?
- 1:10:33Speaker 10: Greg's trying to stay strong.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: I was like, dude, just take a bite and then
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: throw the rest away.
- 1:10:36Speaker 15: It's America, right, eh, but a j bang babe et
- 1:10:42Speaker 15: nothing sports dag with the G Jeff Gercie taking a
- 1:10:48Speaker 15: complete shot up.
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: Hey, good morning.
- 1:10:50Speaker 17: Jeff, g Good morning Woodie show. Let's go ahead and
- 1:10:52Speaker 17: start with our Dodgers.
- 1:10:53Speaker 10: They can complete the sweep of the Phillies.
- 1:10:55Speaker 17: It's game number three tonight, six pm start at Dodger Stadium.
- 1:10:59Speaker 17: We got Yama Motor on the mound, which is a blessing,
- 1:11:01Speaker 17: and Mookie Bets has a message for the fans. He
- 1:11:04Speaker 17: needs all of us to be loud tonight at game
- 1:11:06Speaker 17: number three.
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: We got to bring it.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: Those guys definitely did it was it was loud. That
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: was a really good atmosphere to play baseball in, really fun.
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: I expect Dodger Nation to come and show the love
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: for us.
- 1:11:18Speaker 10: As a team and us as a city, so I'm
- 1:11:21Speaker 10: expecting to be really loud.
- 1:11:22Speaker 17: Speaking of Mookie Bets, he recently pledged five million bucks
- 1:11:25Speaker 17: to help fund homeless shelters across LA one hundred housing
- 1:11:29Speaker 17: units and two hundred shelter Bets.
- 1:11:31Speaker 5: Props to you, Mookie Bets. One last note on tonight's game.
- 1:11:34Speaker 17: Philly's got permission from the Dodgers to where their throwback
- 1:11:37Speaker 17: powder blue Philly uniforms. Whatever, man, you're gonna get swept anyways,
- 1:11:41Speaker 17: Catch all the action tonight am five to seventy. LA
- 1:11:43Speaker 17: Sports are on the free iHeartRadio app. NHL Kings lost
- 1:11:47Speaker 17: to the Avs last night. Kings and Golden Knights Tonight.
- 1:11:50Speaker 17: NFL news Chargers traded for a former first round edge
- 1:11:53Speaker 17: rusher O dafe O Way should help put some pressure
- 1:11:56Speaker 17: on opposing quarterbacks while Khalil Matt gets healthy. And speaking
- 1:11:59Speaker 17: of the NFL, would you show a couple of fines
- 1:12:02Speaker 17: handed out last night? Cardinals coach Jonathan Gannon find one
- 1:12:05Speaker 17: hundred grand for hitting his player with the clipboard on
- 1:12:07Speaker 17: the sidelines. Should have been suspended for a game. Too unacceptable, Man,
- 1:12:10Speaker 17: you cannot hit your players.
- 1:12:11Speaker 10: They can't hit you right.
- 1:12:13Speaker 17: And last, but not least, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was
- 1:12:15Speaker 17: fined two hundred and fifty grand for flipping the middle
- 1:12:18Speaker 17: finger at Jets fans on Sunday. Jerry Jones says he
- 1:12:22Speaker 17: wasn't throwing the middle finger at Jets fans. He was
- 1:12:24Speaker 17: giving the thumbs up to Cowboy fans now either, He's
- 1:12:27Speaker 17: full of crap, or it's time to put Jerry Jones
- 1:12:29Speaker 17: in a home. I'm just saying I'm jeffg and that
- 1:12:31Speaker 17: you're so col sports a.
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: Right, Jeff, Yeah, I fired without clutching my card into his.
- 1:12:38Speaker 9: Turn turn.
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: Works the Woody Show, all right.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: So Greg was getting a little upset before the breaker,
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: upset with the idea of the water waste.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, let me just see him, and I'll sum
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: it up by saying, you turn on the faucet to
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: brush your teeth and you leave it running while you
- 1:13:03Speaker 3: brush your teeth. There are no no ends to the
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: depths of insanity that that is. That is so mental ill.
- 1:13:15Speaker 3: I'm not ill.
- 1:13:17Speaker 10: Your okay it every day?
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: Greg?
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: How's your pool full of sand?
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: That's stupid. I didn't say I don't use water. I
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: don't fill the pool and let it overflow and be like, well,
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: because that's a necessity like my life.
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: Yes, did I say that I don't use water? I
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: don't know.
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: Nobody said I don't use water, but they were talking
- 1:13:41Speaker 2: about wasting water, and like, to me, waste would be
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: anything that's not a necessity, right.
- 1:13:45Speaker 10: Yeah, And I'll give you that.
- 1:13:48Speaker 5: I'll give you that, Okay, I will give you that.
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: We'll all give me anything, but I'll give you that.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: We are all guilty, everybody listening, everybody in this room,
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: we're all guilty of not giving one ounce of f
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: about something that somebody else feels very very passionate about it. True,
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: your headges are pretty green, are they?
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: To say you don't think it's different than saying I
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: don't think about it. And that's what Sammy said when
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: you about the brushing your teeth thing, why don't you
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: turn it off? I don't think about it. Here's the
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: answer to that. Do think about it?
- 1:14:19Speaker 5: Can I give an argument to that?
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: Sure?
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: Is it possible? Because I put myself in this category.
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: The reason I don't even think about it is because
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: I don't care about it. And so because you don't care, Like,
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: why would you give thought to something you don't even
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: care about? If that's like, I don't think even if
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: I did think about it, I go, I don't worry.
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: So you're done shopping. You leave the shopping cart right
- 1:14:43Speaker 3: there where you parked instead of putting it back, And
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: then your answer is I didn't think about it, Well,
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: then do think about it?
- 1:14:49Speaker 4: Now? You can think about it?
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: Yeah, because you go Oh, you know what, that's actually
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: a really good point. I do think that people should
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: take their cards back to the crowd. And I'm sorry
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: I was absent minded in that moment. I didn't think
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: about it. Yes, I will think about in the future.
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: Is different than this is stupid. I don't even care.
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: This is why they pay people that the same thing that.
- 1:15:06Speaker 4: They not thinking about it.
- 1:15:08Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't care about it. Should go into the corral,
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: back to the front of the store. That's different than
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: different than I don't think. I don't think about it,
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: but I do care, right, and so therefore that's correctable.
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: There's the simple end.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: It's not correctable just when you think about it. Yeah,
- 1:15:21Speaker 2: if you don't, if you don't care about your hand
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: can twist to turn the faucet on, it can do
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: the same thing to make it go off.
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: It could.
- 1:15:27Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're gonna do it anyway, might as well
- 1:15:29Speaker 4: do it earlier.
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:15:30Speaker 8: I always think that it's not that much water though,
- 1:15:33Speaker 8: like to like when you're brushing your teeth and its
- 1:15:35Speaker 8: left on for an extra thirty seconds. Right to me,
- 1:15:38Speaker 8: that's not a big deal. I should I see you
- 1:15:39Speaker 8: you're going, Oh, that's.
- 1:15:40Speaker 7: A lot get like a big pot and leave it
- 1:15:42Speaker 7: on for thirty seconds how much water fills up?
- 1:15:44Speaker 4: And then you'll have like a visualization. Oh that's true,
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: but it is a lot.
- 1:15:47Speaker 10: Yeah, it's the same.
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: Do you care, I don't care.
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, So that's different than I don't
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: think about it.
- 1:15:57Speaker 5: That was my point.
- 1:15:57Speaker 3: Yeah, that was my point.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: They're kind of related cousins, yea.
- 1:16:00Speaker 3: Their cousins.
- 1:16:01Speaker 9: Yes, I'm looking at your house on Google Maps, Greg,
- 1:16:04Speaker 9: and your backyard is pretty green, pretty green, pretty green sprinklers.
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: Again, I said, I use water. I don't waste it. Yeah,
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: everything would die. So yeah, you do use water.
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: It sounds like if you really cared, you put in
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: some of that stuff, like you just like a rock
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: or fixed.
- 1:16:22Speaker 10: Maybe just dirt.
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: Yeah, put in turf on my hill?
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yeah, I mean you can change it around and.
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: What does that?
- 1:16:33Speaker 5: We're having a good spirited ball breaking.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: I agree eight seven seven forty four and we all agree, Sam,
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: it's crazy for different reasons other than the water thing.
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: That is crazy. But I don't know looking crazy.
- 1:16:47Speaker 5: Yes, can't okay.
- 1:16:48Speaker 4: Oh, must be a new level in the relationship.
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god.
- 1:16:54Speaker 5: Yeah, we saw the woody show, all.
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: Right, into another new hour in sensitivity training for a
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: politically correct world. I'm one of that is Greg Gory.
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: We got Menus, what is hi? Geni Grant is here.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: We got Sea Bass, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: She's busy taking calls. You can hit us up on
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: the phones eight seven seven forty four Woody on the
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: text over to two nine eight seven what he show
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Family Feud. We are playing this hour and we have
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: you know, the person who's answering the questions, the survey
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: questions usually just a rando that we don't know at all.
- 1:17:33Speaker 5: Today it's very different.
- 1:17:35Speaker 10: Today.
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: It's comedian Joe Coy, who Menace just saw over the
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: weekend at one of his shows at PPG Paynes Arena
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh. And so Menace talked to Joe, asked him
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: the survey questions, and I think it'll be interesting because
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: we know typically we don't have no idea where they
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: might go with.
- 1:17:53Speaker 4: Their answer personality.
- 1:17:55Speaker 5: But also Joe is kind of random at times.
- 1:17:57Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and.
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: He played the real fan like feud lucky he knows
- 1:18:02Speaker 3: oh that's he knows how to play.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: Yeah, we have we have so many friends by the way,
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: I do have a call out to Bert Kreischer to
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: see about your something's burning thing. He's on a big
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: tour right now. He's not He's not a big tour,
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: but he's also doing sober October. So he went to
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: the Tampa Bay Bucks game and didn't have a single drink,
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: which isibly's weird for him, especially as a local guy.
- 1:18:24Speaker 9: That must be hard because you probably have a lot
- 1:18:26Speaker 9: of friends and family there that lots of party.
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: Well, I think anywhere he goes, because that is his
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: whole personality slash reputation is the party. Like Burt shows up,
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: the shirt comes off, We're gonna party's.
- 1:18:43Speaker 3: He should do what I'm doing, Bender till December. Yeah,
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: that's so much more fun. I know it's just easier too.
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: It shows how strong he is because the environment.
- 1:18:53Speaker 5: I think he likes a good challenge like that. Anyway,
- 1:18:55Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta call out to him.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: I think maybe be able to check something else off
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: the menace birthday month wishless.
- 1:19:01Speaker 6: Oh oh, I do I do have an update you guys.
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: Okay, So the update is this got the clearance yesterday
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: officially for the fly to Dubai.
- 1:19:17Speaker 5: So we're doing there.
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: We're doing the extreme weekend trip to Dubai. God, So
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: we're gonna leave on a Friday afternoon at four pm.
- 1:19:27Speaker 5: We're gonna fly sixteen hours to Dubai.
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: And when I say we, I mean myself, menace and
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: a lucky WOODI show listener to be determined. Sixteen hours
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: to Dubai, be there for what six hours? Yeah, and
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: then fly sixteen hours back and then land back here
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: Sunday at two pm. So we would have left Friday
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: at four pm, We'll be back at two pm on Sunday,
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: and we would have gone to Dubai and back in
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: that time. Now I told you about the risk management
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: department and the lad and the whole thing. I had
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: to I had to go over some heads, so I
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: went to like the main muckety mugs of the company.
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: I go, guys, come on, and you know what it
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: really was for me before I pulled the trigger and
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: went to those guys on it. And by the way,
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: the people like the risk management department and all those
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: lawyers and all the people, they hate it when people
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: do that, of course, because they they they are exposed
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: for being as inconsequential as they are.
- 1:20:30Speaker 5: Here's the thing.
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: They just didn't want to do the work. It's not
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: that there aren't there's risks in anything. Have you ever
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: taken a tile and all and read the bottle. There's
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: all kinds of possible side effects, are possible complications or
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: some things that can happen. Okay, so yes, when you're flying,
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: there's a lot of things that can happen, from the
- 1:20:48Speaker 2: obvious to maybe the less obviously. The dehydration a that's
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: with any flight, right, and and the point that I
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: made it's like we're not making a flying coach. This
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: is gonna be first class on Emeralds. Look it up,
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: look at people want it.
- 1:21:03Speaker 5: It's a flying apartment.
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: They have water, they have showers, they have a bar
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: and lounge that you'll have access to, full bed set
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: up for you. You could sleep, you could walk around,
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: you could shower, you could do Yeah. So anyway, it's
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: we're not crammity like cattle. It's out of spirit airlines,
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: leg room situations, sixteen hours to Dubai. No, this has
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: been on Menas's birthday list for years, years, and so
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: we're gonna make it happen. It's a twenty five thousand
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: dollars round trip ticket per person. So we're gonna spend
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: seventy five thousand dollars on this stupid stunt. So that's it,
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: So that that's actually happening. Now, you will go with us,
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: and we will give it the option. You could stay
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: in Dubai for a couple of days if you like.
- 1:21:53Speaker 2: We can't force you to come back at that time.
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: But we're not paying for your hotel. I'm also not
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: paying for the taxes on your trip.
- 1:22:00Speaker 9: It's very affordable to staying to buy. I know it's
- 1:22:02Speaker 9: crazy to say, cat, but yeah, but I'm also looking
- 1:22:05Speaker 9: for somebody who is willing to come back with us
- 1:22:07Speaker 9: and find up to them.
- 1:22:08Speaker 3: It's up to us who wins, right, But it's up
- 1:22:11Speaker 3: to them if they want to stay. Correct.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: Now that said, it's up to us who wins, and
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: I would rather that we find somebody who is interested
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: in doing the whole that's the whole part of it.
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: It's an extreme weekend trip, so let's f and go.
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: They wouldn't even have to take off work and menace
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: is leaving the airport for that handful of hours to
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: go see a couple of things that are like then
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: and you can go with them. If you're the winner
- 1:22:32Speaker 2: who goes, you can go with Menace to do that.
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: I'm not leaving the airport personally. If you're looking for me,
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: I'll be in the Emirates lounge waiting to get back
- 1:22:38Speaker 2: on board and fly home. The only reason I'm doing
- 1:22:40Speaker 2: this is to see the plane. Yeah, because you know
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: I love planes.
- 1:22:43Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 1:22:43Speaker 9: I've done a ton of research and there's so much
- 1:22:47Speaker 9: stuff that we can do within that timeframe.
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: So yeah, good.
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: This risk management department and the people in that department,
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: they just want to say no so they don't have
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: to do any actual work. Because when you have something
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: that you've identified, you could put it into a document
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: of release form or whatever the rules need to be
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: or how. But that takes time, and that takes some
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: kind of effort, and nobody really wants to work and.
- 1:23:10Speaker 4: Come back with the solution. You can't just constantly say no.
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: But when it comes from the top and they say
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: figure it out.
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: Then it gets figured out.
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: It's weird how it all of a sudden just gets
- 1:23:19Speaker 5: figured out.
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: So what really set me over the top of this
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: whole thing was, you know, we already had the pushback
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: from the stupid risk management department. And then we had
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: the story about mister Beast in one of his most
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: recent videos where there was a burning house. Yeah, a
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: dude inside, like in a straight jacket, restrained in some way.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: He had to get out of the restraints for the
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: straight jacket or whatever while he's in a burning house,
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: and there was a table with a pile of money
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: on it and he was able to grab as much
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: money as he could to get out of the burning
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: house on time. Meanwhile, that has risk, That's fine, yeah,
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: mister Beast. Now people are like, I don't know, poll
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: maybe complained about it, saying that's unnecessarily dangerous or whatever,
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: But he did it and it was online and it
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: was fine.
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I'm trying to fly you first class to Dubai.
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: That's an initial Yeah, my overdose kaviar. Oh man, I'm like,
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: do you I actually used that example. I use that
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: example with the mucketymucks. I'm like, meanwhile, I'm trying to
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: fly a listener to Dubai first classlass flying apartment.
- 1:24:34Speaker 3: They're like, no, You're absolutely right.
- 1:24:37Speaker 10: Room content trying to make.
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: It anyway, So stand by.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: I'm I'm waiting for the official you know, stuff to
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: get written up, the official rules to get done, and
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: then we'll start doing the whole thing where we'll tell
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: you how you can enter to be the person who wins,
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: and then once we have the people entered, we'll go
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: through those and then we'll pick like a handful of
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: people to interview here on the air to find out
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: who's the best fit and maybe get the list is
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: involved in who you think should go with us, But
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: we have the final say because we're the ones who
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: are gonna be stuck with them.
- 1:25:04Speaker 4: Yeah you want them to be cool?
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, no close talkers, Yeah yeah, exactly.
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: So what do you show if you paint for your
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: honeymoon with marble mouth?
- 1:25:14Speaker 5: That's written Nick news.
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- 1:25:24Speaker 2: Anheuser Busch headquarters are. And they just announced that they're
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- 1:25:33Speaker 2: lucky fan. And this is to promote their super sweet
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- 1:25:58Speaker 2: with the popularity of the name huntered down by ninety
- 1:26:01Speaker 2: three percent over the last handful of years. Oh you
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- 1:26:07Speaker 2: legal fees and paperwork for the winner and ads. At
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: bush Light, we know hunters are dedicated, passionate, and always
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: up for the thrill of the chase.
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- 1:26:22Speaker 2: outdoors with these new bush Light Hunting cansp You have
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- 1:27:01Speaker 2: Annhuser Busch where bush Light is going all out to
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: let hunters know about their Hella Suite hunting cans.
- 1:27:07Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and that is today's red Nick.
- 1:27:14Speaker 3: I'd consider that's a cool name.
- 1:27:15Speaker 5: Hunter Hunter, I knew a hunter.
- 1:27:18Speaker 3: I'm a hunter. Yeah, that's cool.
- 1:27:20Speaker 5: I'll take a quick break and then we'll do a
- 1:27:22Speaker 5: what do you show?
- 1:27:22Speaker 10: Family Feud with Joe Koy? All right, sounds good.
- 1:27:25Speaker 5: That is next here on The Woody Show or.
- 1:27:30Speaker 2: Whoa Yeah Show.
- 1:27:32Speaker 3: I'll be right back. That is a beautiful The Woody Show.
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: And we have a little contest that we're going to
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: play this morning. Now, Menace was a Joe Coy show
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: at the PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh, and he went
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: and he saw Joe and he got some audio for
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: a round of wood Show Family Feud. Now, this is
- 1:27:57Speaker 2: how it's different from the family feud that you see
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: on television.
- 1:28:01Speaker 5: For that, they have a survey of one hundred people
- 1:28:04Speaker 5: and they ask them these different questions.
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: You try to guess what's on the board, and they
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: get the top answer on the board.
- 1:28:10Speaker 5: It's the most points. Blah blah, blah blah blah.
- 1:28:12Speaker 18: Here.
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: Uh, we just asked one person, and that person today.
- 1:28:16Speaker 5: Is Joe Coy.
- 1:28:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:28:19Speaker 5: Now, we usually have the one person that we've never
- 1:28:23Speaker 5: met before, we don't know anything about them.
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: It's usually some kind of like a you know, juggalo
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: or some homeless person that lives outside of Sea Beast's
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: apartment building, you know, something like that. Yeah, but today
- 1:28:35Speaker 2: it's somebody that we actually know. So I'm curious to
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: see how we will do and we'll get the question.
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: Questions are for each individual person here on the show.
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: Yes, all right, and then we.
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: Can try to help out. It's up to them to
- 1:28:47Speaker 2: come up with their final answer, and then we can
- 1:28:50Speaker 2: see if if we get any points here this round
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: of wood you show family few as all right. So
- 1:28:58Speaker 2: Joe Koy, Yeah, Joe Ky. I have a little piece
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: of audio just to remind people's you know, what his
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: voice sounds like.
- 1:29:03Speaker 5: You guys know, Joe.
- 1:29:04Speaker 10: Hi, what's your name?
- 1:29:05Speaker 3: Where you're from? Hi?
- 1:29:06Speaker 19: My name is Joe Coy and I am from the
- 1:29:08Speaker 19: streets of Tacoma, Washington.
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: What do you do for living?
- 1:29:12Speaker 19: I am an entertainer and I also enjoy juggling.
- 1:29:15Speaker 10: We're can play family feud?
- 1:29:16Speaker 3: Can't wait?
- 1:29:17Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:29:18Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:29:18Speaker 10: So young and he sounds like a really nice guy.
- 1:29:21Speaker 5: Yeah, for some reason, I don't think he's gotten your hair.
- 1:29:26Speaker 5: He sounds like a guy with him.
- 1:29:29Speaker 16: Unto Yeah right, yeah, a Filipino, not like Philip right right, yeah,
- 1:29:39Speaker 16: not like karaoke nurse.
- 1:29:42Speaker 5: Yeah, Filipino. But close.
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: Sounds like he's going to be successful someday.
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: Would he show family feud and menace? Who gets the
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: first question?
- 1:29:51Speaker 3: Here?
- 1:29:51Speaker 9: Let's go with Greg Corey ring and Gory, right, great, Gory.
- 1:29:56Speaker 9: The first question will be name something you shouldn't do
- 1:30:00Speaker 9: while driving?
- 1:30:03Speaker 3: Would just say that, name something you shouldn't do while
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: you're driving?
- 1:30:07Speaker 4: The room, you've been texting on the phone, your makeup?
- 1:30:12Speaker 12: Yeah, what about drink? But those are all normal. He's
- 1:30:19Speaker 12: gonna say something funny or is he just gonna try.
- 1:30:22Speaker 4: And build this out son?
- 1:30:24Speaker 8: Maybe he's always hung his son.
- 1:30:25Speaker 5: Not to text in my sleep?
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: Eating, eating, drinking?
- 1:30:30Speaker 4: All strong answers, Oh, man, kind of canary.
- 1:30:36Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 1:30:37Speaker 4: So let's just say, yeah, that's the right one.
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: That's good too.
- 1:30:42Speaker 10: M hm.
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: My gut instinct says drinking. That's kind of boring, but.
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: Yeah, answer, All right, let's Uh, let's see what we
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: got here. Name something that you shouldn't do while driving?
- 1:31:03Speaker 10: Name something you shouldn't do while driving?
- 1:31:06Speaker 19: Eat chicken nuggets?
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: Do you often eat while you're driving?
- 1:31:10Speaker 3: Yes?
- 1:31:10Speaker 2: What are you usually eating?
- 1:31:12Speaker 19: It's usually a file o fish and I drive with
- 1:31:15Speaker 19: my knee jo because I drive with my knee and
- 1:31:18Speaker 19: I got two hands.
- 1:31:19Speaker 10: On the sandwich.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: Well that's safe yet gone with That's alright, okay, but
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: I'm still a good Sorry. We saw we saw plenty
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: more questions here this round of what do you show family?
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: Feud?
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: And Menace is talking to our friend Joe Coy, who
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: gets the next question menace.
- 1:31:38Speaker 10: Let's go with Gina.
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: The question for Joe Cooy will be name something you
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: do what wait, name something you do with your fingers
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: other than pointing.
- 1:31:52Speaker 4: Something you do with your fingers than pointing. Okay, think
- 1:31:57Speaker 4: about this, he said, fingers, not hands.
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: Yeah, something you do with your fingers are then point
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: to give.
- 1:32:04Speaker 4: The middle finger, you give a thumbs up. Pick your nose.
- 1:32:08Speaker 4: That's a good one.
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: Let's see.
- 1:32:11Speaker 7: I think for Joe it's gonna come down to either
- 1:32:13Speaker 7: flip someone the bird or pick your nose.
- 1:32:17Speaker 10: Mm hmmm, I'm gonna go with Yeah.
- 1:32:22Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm trying to because it's going to be trying.
- 1:32:26Speaker 14: I'm trying to put myself in Joe's shoes right right,
- 1:32:31Speaker 14: because I'd say, like get or maybe like pick a wedge,
- 1:32:34Speaker 14: you pick your butt.
- 1:32:35Speaker 4: Right, you know, just the one? Well, yeah, I say
- 1:32:38Speaker 4: you can use more than one finger.
- 1:32:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you could. I don't know what you say.
- 1:32:43Speaker 4: I I like, pick your nose. I think that's a strong.
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: Answer, all right. Question number two here on this round
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: of what do you show family feud with Joe Cooy?
- 1:32:54Speaker 9: Name something people do with their fingers other than pointing
- 1:32:57Speaker 9: dig in their nose, your nose, Figer, I.
- 1:33:02Speaker 3: Did it right before these questions.
- 1:33:04Speaker 9: Do you ever pull out like sheets of boogers?
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: You know, a booger sheets?
- 1:33:07Speaker 19: You know what I pulled out just before the show,
- 1:33:09Speaker 19: And I'm not even joking. I pulled an itchy booger
- 1:33:11Speaker 19: out and there was a hair in the booger. Yeah,
- 1:33:14Speaker 19: it looked like cotton jersey, cotton on a branch. Yeah,
- 1:33:19Speaker 19: that's what it looked like, just this big, thick, nasty
- 1:33:23Speaker 19: booger at the end of this long hair my nose.
- 1:33:30Speaker 2: He was harvesting tonsilestones and he's like because his finger
- 1:33:37Speaker 2: in his mouth. Look he was gonna smell. Yeah, nice job. Yes,
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: all right, So what do you show family feud with
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: Joe Cooy? Who gets the next question?
- 1:33:53Speaker 3: Menace?
- 1:33:54Speaker 9: Let's go with you, Boodie. All right, all right, question
- 1:33:57Speaker 9: for Joe Cooy? Okay, name something you do when no
- 1:34:01Speaker 9: one is watching?
- 1:34:02Speaker 5: Oh, masturbate?
- 1:34:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, unless you like.
- 1:34:05Speaker 5: U when no one's watching.
- 1:34:07Speaker 2: That's a great uh. Take extra an extra helping of
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: food or dessert. That's a good one because you want
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: to look like a fat ass, even if you are
- 1:34:16Speaker 2: a fat ass.
- 1:34:17Speaker 4: And Joe doesn't strike me as a shoplifter.
- 1:34:19Speaker 2: No, that nouging.
- 1:34:25Speaker 10: Yeah, no one else is watching?
- 1:34:28Speaker 3: I mean pooping?
- 1:34:29Speaker 4: Yeah, pry.
- 1:34:32Speaker 10: Dance like nobody's right, Dan, he's.
- 1:34:35Speaker 8: A great dancer. Everyone watches him.
- 1:34:36Speaker 2: Yeah, eating food when no one's watching. That reminds me
- 1:34:40Speaker 2: of was it the movie This Is forty? Where was
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: it Paul Rudd who was eating cupcakes out of the
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: garbage can? So it's like, no, I threw them away,
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: you know what, You're right, I shouldn't have these in
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: the house. I'm throwing away and it would go out
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: there and eat them out of the garbage.
- 1:34:53Speaker 4: Of the trash.
- 1:34:54Speaker 2: That's a good one. Eatcake. Yeah, man said, garbage can cookies,
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: rash can cookies. Uh yeah, you know what, God, what
- 1:35:03Speaker 2: do you first in? I think Joey Joey all right, Yeah,
- 1:35:06Speaker 2: we'll go.
- 1:35:06Speaker 3: We'll go.
- 1:35:07Speaker 2: Joey okay, right, Joeing all right. Question number three in
- 1:35:12Speaker 2: this round of Woody Show Family Feud with Joe Koy,
- 1:35:14Speaker 2: name something you do when nobody is watching.
- 1:35:17Speaker 19: I cut the hard cuticle skin, like the hard crusty
- 1:35:22Speaker 19: skin in the corner of my toes Oh, like you know,
- 1:35:24Speaker 19: the corner of your toenail.
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: Like it gets really hard and crusty, and I cut
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: it and I smell it.
- 1:35:33Speaker 3: It is not a lie.
- 1:35:34Speaker 16: I really do it.
- 1:35:35Speaker 2: I guess what.
- 1:35:36Speaker 19: I enjoy it when I know it's about to like,
- 1:35:38Speaker 19: oh it's time to cut my quote.
- 1:35:40Speaker 2: I'll do it in the studio next time.
- 1:35:42Speaker 3: I'll show you what I do.
- 1:35:44Speaker 15: Well.
- 1:35:44Speaker 2: I'm also known for cutting my toeskin.
- 1:35:46Speaker 6: You do.
- 1:35:47Speaker 9: Yeah, We put it in ramen and we try to
- 1:35:49Speaker 9: get somebody to eat it, but they want to gross.
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, disgusting.
- 1:35:53Speaker 3: But I'm being serious. I do it too.
- 1:35:54Speaker 2: I get off on it. I love it.
- 1:35:57Speaker 10: It's so rewarding.
- 1:35:58Speaker 9: Isn't that it's sad, fine, it's satisfying.
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: It's like a new toe. Man.
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: Have you ever like scratched your nuts, fellas, and then
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: sniffed your fingers? Of course, I don't know, because I
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: think it's it's almost like instinctual.
- 1:36:16Speaker 4: What are you expecting or not expecting a musk?
- 1:36:18Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: If you smell nothing, you're kind of pleasantly surprised, like
- 1:36:21Speaker 2: I'm so cold. But it wasn't even like I wonder
- 1:36:23Speaker 2: what it smells like. I think like sometimes you scratched
- 1:36:25Speaker 2: and then you just immediately I don't know. I don't
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: know why I can't. I would say I do that daily.
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: I think if you watch like those videos where there's like,
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: you know, apes and stuff like that, and they're picking
- 1:36:36Speaker 2: stuff off of another ape or they look at it
- 1:36:39Speaker 2: and they eat, like did they know what they're doing?
- 1:36:42Speaker 10: Like they did they realize that they're even doing that.
- 1:36:45Speaker 13: I don't know.
- 1:36:46Speaker 2: It's an it's an animal instinct, you guys, you know
- 1:36:49Speaker 2: we are animals.
- 1:36:50Speaker 11: They are.
- 1:36:51Speaker 2: That's what show A family Feud with Joe Coy one
- 1:36:53Speaker 2: point one point out of three. Not terrible, usually better
- 1:36:59Speaker 2: than normal, not great, but not terrible, not terrible, Matt.
- 1:37:02Speaker 2: She said you had a bonus round too too. It's
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: not Joe Coyle. No, I found a guy outside the show.
- 1:37:06Speaker 5: Okay, so just a just a rando rando stranger.
- 1:37:10Speaker 2: Yep.
- 1:37:11Speaker 3: Great, How you want to do that?
- 1:37:12Speaker 4: Yes, of course.
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: So let's uh, let's break and then we'll come back
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: without the bonus round of Woodie Show family Feud that's
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: coming up for you. Next, we are looking for Gia
- 1:37:23Speaker 2: Nicole Romero. Jia, Gia Nicole Romero. You still have twenty
- 1:37:28Speaker 2: four minutes to hit us up to get your alter
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: ego tickets before we've even announced them. Gia Nicole Romero
- 1:37:36Speaker 2: eight seven seven forty four. What if you know a
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: Gia Romero r O m E r O. Gia Nicole Romero,
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: tell her to give us a call between now and
- 1:37:46Speaker 2: nine for those alter ego tickets and maybe she'll bring you.
- 1:37:49Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it's gonna beat great show. Well, we'll announce
- 1:37:51Speaker 5: the line up on Tuesday.
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: We also have to not scary farm tickets coming up
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: and Game three Dodgers tickets for tonight.
- 1:37:57Speaker 5: Yea, you know what song you're listening for? I'm not
- 1:38:00Speaker 5: even gonna tell you. What is this point?
- 1:38:03Speaker 10: And if you were, you know what's all you're listening for?
- 1:38:05Speaker 10: And we'll have that for you too, coming up here
- 1:38:07Speaker 10: on the Woody Show.
- 1:38:08Speaker 3: I don't want to.
- 1:38:10Speaker 1: Show.
- 1:38:11Speaker 3: We'll be right back back.
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: All right, let's do this thing.
- 1:38:18Speaker 3: Let's do it again.
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: Eight seven four Wooding. Let's say hi to Nick in Anaheim.
- 1:38:25Speaker 2: Good morning, Nick, Hey, Nick, Good morning guys.
- 1:38:28Speaker 3: How are you You're an Anahem?
- 1:38:30Speaker 10: Aren't you supposed to be an Angels fan?
- 1:38:31Speaker 3: What are you doing here?
- 1:38:32Speaker 10: Are you like a fair Weather fan? Like a dumbass?
- 1:38:34Speaker 2: Tyler is yeah, flip flopping? No, no, you're a Dodger fan.
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: No no, yeah, So you have availability in your schedule
- 1:38:43Speaker 2: because you are caller not You're going to the Dodgers game.
- 1:38:49Speaker 2: They're at Dodger Stadium. And it's not just any seats,
- 1:38:53Speaker 2: my friend, you got some primo seats the Woody Show
- 1:38:56Speaker 2: Stadium club box. You're gonna be there with some other
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: Woody Show listeners. You have access to the all you
- 1:39:00Speaker 2: can eat Buffe Congratti. That's a big win, API, Yeah,
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: no problem. Enjoy the game tonight and hang on one second.
- 1:39:08Speaker 2: We will get all of your information now. Everybody who's
- 1:39:10Speaker 2: trying to call in and win, and you're really bummed
- 1:39:12Speaker 2: out because your name's not Nick. Now we have another chance,
- 1:39:16Speaker 2: one more, one more pair, and then that's it for
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: tonight's game three Dodgers Phillies at Dodgers Stadium, and we're
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: gonna have it for you in the nine o'clock hour.
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: At nine, will tell you what song you're listening for
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: to win. Same deal like this hour as Atari's boys
- 1:39:32Speaker 2: the summer. Next hour it's gonna be something different. Well,
- 1:39:35Speaker 2: we'll tell you what song you're listening for, and you
- 1:39:37Speaker 2: could be going to the Dodgers game tonight as well.
- 1:39:39Speaker 5: Oh by the way, Nick number one in Anaho.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: I's got those not scary farm tickets every hour today
- 1:39:46Speaker 2: now through seven, and we're looking for Gia Nicole Romero.
- 1:39:51Speaker 2: Almost last call territory here. Almost only have until nine o'clock. Gia,
- 1:39:56Speaker 2: Gia Nicole Romero. You sign up to win the alter
- 1:39:58Speaker 2: Ego tickets before we announced it, and this is your chance.
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: Next ten minutes, you got to call us eight seven,
- 1:40:03Speaker 2: seven forty four Wooden. Now we have a we have
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: somebody want to see if this is actually her number? Yeah,
- 1:40:13Speaker 2: al Hi, this is Gia Romero I heard my name
- 1:40:16Speaker 2: called for the contest. I can't get through. Let's see
- 1:40:18Speaker 2: because people are have her number. What's what's the last
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: what's the last number? The very last number of her
- 1:40:25Speaker 2: number is nine.
- 1:40:28Speaker 3: It might be her. Oh look yeah, all right that's her. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:40:35Speaker 3: that's the number.
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: Well, I think that that's got to count, right, I
- 1:40:38Speaker 2: mean she's trying.
- 1:40:40Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think that I think that counts.
- 1:40:41Speaker 2: Yeah, that counts for sure. Yeah, that's the number. All right, Morgan,
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: you want to you want to see if you can
- 1:40:47Speaker 2: get her.
- 1:40:48Speaker 10: Like like verify, like go go through and check everything.
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: Yeah, got Sorry, I was on the phone.
- 1:40:55Speaker 10: I didn't hear any of that. What.
- 1:40:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: We think we have Gia on the text. She's trying
- 1:40:58Speaker 2: to get through, but we have all these people calling
- 1:41:00Speaker 2: and trying to win the Yeah, hold on, Hey, is this.
- 1:41:05Speaker 3: Is this Gia No?
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: No?
- 1:41:10Speaker 3: Is this Gia.
- 1:41:12Speaker 1: No?
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: Is this Gia Hello? I know not h Is this
- 1:41:18Speaker 2: Jia No?
- 1:41:21Speaker 16: I'm calling for the doctor's ticket next hour?
- 1:41:24Speaker 13: Is this Ga?
- 1:41:27Speaker 3: Hello? Gia?
- 1:41:29Speaker 13: Fine?
- 1:41:29Speaker 3: Is this Gia?
- 1:41:30Speaker 10: No?
- 1:41:32Speaker 3: This hello?
- 1:41:36Speaker 13: Ga?
- 1:41:38Speaker 3: Ga?
- 1:41:39Speaker 2: Is that you?
- 1:41:40Speaker 3: Hey?
- 1:41:40Speaker 2: Girl? What up?
- 1:41:42Speaker 16: Girl?
- 1:41:44Speaker 2: We're trying.
- 1:41:46Speaker 10: Give us a call. We're trying here, We're trying to
- 1:41:48Speaker 10: clear the lines. Is this no?
- 1:41:53Speaker 5: Everybody else, knock it off?
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: Hang up?
- 1:41:56Speaker 18: No? Not? Is this.
- 1:42:01Speaker 3: Hello?
- 1:42:03Speaker 14: Not?
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: Look if your name if your name is okay, if
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: your name is not Jia, just hang up right now,
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: we're gonna waste everybody's time till we get GA.
- 1:42:13Speaker 5: Now is this.
- 1:42:17Speaker 3: I know?
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: Okay? Is this Gia?
- 1:42:23Speaker 3: Hello?
- 1:42:23Speaker 17: No?
- 1:42:25Speaker 10: No? Not? I don't like, I don't even know what?
- 1:42:28Speaker 10: Why would you be?
- 1:42:30Speaker 2: Is this Gia?
- 1:42:34Speaker 10: Know?
- 1:42:34Speaker 3: This is all right?
- 1:42:36Speaker 10: What about this?
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: Is this Gia?
- 1:42:39Speaker 10: This is Heidi?
- 1:42:43Speaker 2: Is this Gia?
- 1:42:45Speaker 15: No?
- 1:42:47Speaker 3: Okay? My ears are broken?
- 1:42:49Speaker 12: Yeah? Yeah, no?
- 1:43:02Speaker 10: Is this what about?
- 1:43:02Speaker 13: This?
- 1:43:03Speaker 3: Is this Gia?
- 1:43:05Speaker 10: No?
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: It's not Hey, Dix, If your name's not Jia, just
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: hang up.
- 1:43:12Speaker 10: Yeah, this isn't for you?
- 1:43:13Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: Uh? Hi?
- 1:43:16Speaker 3: Is this Jia?
- 1:43:19Speaker 10: Hello?
- 1:43:21Speaker 4: Hello?
- 1:43:22Speaker 2: Is this Jia?
- 1:43:24Speaker 10: No?
- 1:43:27Speaker 2: You can call me whatever you want. Yeah, hey, daddy, don't.
- 1:43:32Speaker 10: What about this?
- 1:43:33Speaker 3: Is this Gia?
- 1:43:35Speaker 13: Good morning?
- 1:43:36Speaker 3: Is this Jia?
- 1:43:38Speaker 2: Not?
- 1:43:41Speaker 3: Hey? Girl?
- 1:43:41Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 1:43:42Speaker 3: Hi?
- 1:43:43Speaker 2: What's going on?
- 1:43:45Speaker 3: Hey?
- 1:43:45Speaker 5: What's happening?
- 1:43:46Speaker 3: Girl? Hey? Yeah? Alright? Is this Gia? Yees?
- 1:43:50Speaker 10: No, like I got all excited for a second.
- 1:43:54Speaker 3: Thanks? Is this Jia?
- 1:43:58Speaker 2: It can be no?
- 1:44:00Speaker 10: Sorry, sausage.
- 1:44:02Speaker 18: Hi?
- 1:44:03Speaker 3: Is this Gia?
- 1:44:06Speaker 10: Hello?
- 1:44:07Speaker 4: Hello?
- 1:44:07Speaker 10: Gya Hello, Yeah, not Gia.
- 1:44:10Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like it.
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: Is this Gia.
- 1:44:15Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
- 1:44:17Speaker 3: Nicole.
- 1:44:18Speaker 13: I had you guys on speakerphone and Nicole Romaro.
- 1:44:21Speaker 2: That's okay, hold on, hold on, let us let us verify.
- 1:44:25Speaker 2: What are the last two numbers of your phone number?
- 1:44:29Speaker 3: I have the memorized, just the.
- 1:44:30Speaker 5: Last two numbers, three nine, three nine, Greg, is that it?
- 1:44:35Speaker 11: That is it?
- 1:44:36Speaker 2: We have ga everybody, guys, you real jerk faces trying
- 1:44:43Speaker 2: to cock blocker from stupid tickets. Yeah, geese, you guys
- 1:44:48Speaker 2: are turds. All right. Hey, well, Gia, congratulations you are
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: going to Alter Ego. Yeah, thanks, guys.
- 1:44:56Speaker 5: I would sit there and tell you who was all playing,
- 1:44:58Speaker 5: but I'm not allowed to tell you.
- 1:45:00Speaker 2: Not until Tuesday. We'll have the big announcement. But you
- 1:45:02Speaker 2: don't have to worry about it because no sweat on
- 1:45:05Speaker 2: on your side. It's a it's all good. You're gonna
- 1:45:07Speaker 2: be uh there at Alter Ego coming up at the forum.
- 1:45:10Speaker 2: That's I can tell you that much. It's gonna be
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: at the forum.
- 1:45:13Speaker 3: Nice.
- 1:45:13Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm exhausted.
- 1:45:18Speaker 2: Hey, well, at least we we got you. Hang on
- 1:45:19Speaker 2: one second and we'll get all your information. Hey, another
- 1:45:22Speaker 2: parents verifying information at where where are you from?
- 1:45:26Speaker 4: I'm actually from Commerce.
- 1:45:27Speaker 10: I just moved to Pomona.
- 1:45:29Speaker 2: Answers love that history. All right, well it's all verifying information.
- 1:45:38Speaker 2: You just don't know how much information we have on that.
- 1:45:40Speaker 3: We know everything about it.
- 1:45:41Speaker 2: We got it off, all right, girl, hang on one second,
- 1:45:43Speaker 2: we'll get all your information. All right, you're welcome. Thank
- 1:45:46Speaker 2: you for us in the Winter show.
- 1:45:47Speaker 10: We did it.
- 1:45:47Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, take care of girls.
- 1:45:53Speaker 3: Fun.
- 1:45:53Speaker 2: All right, let's see four. Well, I'll tell you, let's
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: let's regroup. Wedding random so dumb, it is dumb, but
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: you know, if she's really trying to call in. I
- 1:46:08Speaker 2: know we've been asking please just Sydney.
- 1:46:11Speaker 5: Who the first name? Didn't call in? And so trying
- 1:46:14Speaker 5: to get to the try to get to the winter
- 1:46:15Speaker 5: We have tickets.
- 1:46:16Speaker 2: You want tickets. You went through the whole thing. Yeah,
- 1:46:19Speaker 2: so anyway, well we'll take the break, we'll come back.
- 1:46:21Speaker 2: We do have some more Woodies show for you next.
- 1:46:24Speaker 3: Hang on.
- 1:46:25Speaker 18: I think of what you're talking about, that sensation. I
- 1:46:27Speaker 18: don't think the diaper makes it so that you want
- 1:46:30Speaker 18: to pee. I think it. I think there may be
- 1:46:32Speaker 18: some kind of effect where you know you've gone and
- 1:46:35Speaker 18: I can feel the warmth kind.
- 1:46:37Speaker 3: Of like head them down toward my test show.
- 1:46:43Speaker 2: All right, we are wrapping up and getting the hell
- 1:46:45Speaker 2: out of here, everybody. Yeah, well you can find the
- 1:46:48Speaker 2: full show podcast is waiting before you. Just go to
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- 1:47:31Speaker 2: And yeah, we also got the not scary farm tickets.
- 1:47:34Speaker 2: Take a look at the week in audio Also, we
- 1:47:36Speaker 2: have another little game that Menace and I are going
- 1:47:38Speaker 2: to play. We don't know the questions yet because it's
- 1:47:41Speaker 2: a round of will Woody and Menace know.
- 1:47:43Speaker 3: It all right?
- 1:47:44Speaker 2: And it's all about books, so you know, classic books.
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: So they'll give us like what's the story about? And
- 1:47:51Speaker 2: then we got to say what the name of the
- 1:47:52Speaker 2: book is. I don't I don't have a lot of
- 1:47:55Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of faith in this one. Yeah,
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: but we'll see how that goes. And tomorrow it's going
- 1:48:00Speaker 2: to be a throw backed Thursday, So a bunch of
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: your favorite throwback requests. They'll be in the mix tomorrow.
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- 1:48:21Speaker 2: Greg Gory Parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, never buy
- 1:48:24Speaker 2: a car that you can't push.
- 1:48:29Speaker 5: Or at least have some roadside assistance. Yeah, I never
- 1:48:33Speaker 5: noticedood the thing this is like an old time of thing.
- 1:48:36Speaker 2: This this is not a thing for modern cars, but
- 1:48:39Speaker 2: I remember as a kid, every once in a while
- 1:48:41Speaker 2: you'd see somebody getting a car and you push that
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: kind of run like like almost a bob sled start. Yeah,
- 1:48:48Speaker 2: and then somebody would have to be inside pop in
- 1:48:51Speaker 2: the clutch shop it. Yeah to pop?
- 1:48:52Speaker 3: What is that? So you have the car not you know,
- 1:48:55Speaker 3: the ignition is not on, but it's like ready to go,
- 1:49:00Speaker 3: and then you put the clutch down, you put it
- 1:49:01Speaker 3: in first gear, somebody pushes you, and then you pop
- 1:49:04Speaker 3: the clutch and it starts the engine. Really.
- 1:49:06Speaker 10: Yeah, I never got to go through that, I know.
- 1:49:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:49:08Speaker 10: Drive manual, Yeah, I.
- 1:49:10Speaker 3: Had to do it a lot.
- 1:49:11Speaker 2: If you only learned to drive manual, like you were
- 1:49:14Speaker 2: damn near what thirty years old at that point? Is
- 1:49:17Speaker 2: that when you uh, you got the polka dotted pickle,
- 1:49:19Speaker 2: you had to learn how to drive? Yeah, I didn't
- 1:49:22Speaker 2: know how to drive it, how to learn?
- 1:49:23Speaker 5: Yeah, you got a car, you didn't know how to drive?
- 1:49:25Speaker 2: Man on hills too.
- 1:49:27Speaker 10: I am not a shamed.
- 1:49:28Speaker 2: I am not ashamed to admit man I have I've
- 1:49:30Speaker 2: never driven a stick. I don't care to can learn it.
- 1:49:33Speaker 2: I have no interest at all. I loved it. We're
- 1:49:35Speaker 2: not a real man?
- 1:49:37Speaker 5: Why don't you build your own deck.
- 1:49:39Speaker 3: I used to only drive.
- 1:49:40Speaker 10: Man.
- 1:49:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:49:40Speaker 10: My thing is like people are like, oh, it's so
- 1:49:42Speaker 10: much fun.
- 1:49:42Speaker 3: No, it's not not.
- 1:49:43Speaker 10: When you live it's the worst.
- 1:49:44Speaker 2: If you live somewhere absolutely flat, yeah yeah, fine, If
- 1:49:48Speaker 2: you have any kind of hill whatsoever, it looks like
- 1:49:50Speaker 2: it sucks.
- 1:49:50Speaker 10: No.
- 1:49:50Speaker 2: If you live in a major city, have parallel park
- 1:49:53Speaker 2: is the worst.
- 1:49:54Speaker 5: All right, Well, thank you very much, Greg Gory.
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- 1:50:07Speaker 2: I would thank you so much for giving the Woodie
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- 1:50:13Speaker 2: you guys could suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday.
- 1:50:16Speaker 5: Have a great day. SMDBM.
- 1:50:18Speaker 4: I quit this bitch,