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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm letting you know how your zodiac sign acts when
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  Speaker 2: you go to the airport. We always hear those airport stories.
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  Speaker 2: So if it's your birthday today, you are a Libra,
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  Speaker 2: and you share a birthday with so many celebrities. First off,
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  Speaker 2: Bruno Mars, Bella Thorne, Nick Cannon, Matt Damon, Saucy Santana,
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  Speaker 2: Barbara Palvin, G Herbo, Sojourney Weaver, R.L. Stine, Tokyo Tony,
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  Speaker 2: and Jesse Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: Sojourney Weaver, you say? Yeah, Sojourney.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that her name? Sojourney Weaver? Mm-hmm. Sidge, Sidge, whatever
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  Speaker 2: her name is, you know who.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Normally you roll right into Libras, but
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  Speaker 1: like Joanna's been holding forever. So let's say hi to
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  Speaker 1: Joanna first and then we'll go to Libras. Joanna, hello.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so Cancers, when it comes to you in the
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  Speaker 2: airport scene, you stress pack three backup outfits in your
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  Speaker 2: carry-on just in case. You probably drank a little bit
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  Speaker 2: too much wine at the airport bar to calm your
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  Speaker 2: nerves and you almost cry when the security guard yells
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  Speaker 2: at you.
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  Speaker 1: About your liquids.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's funny because I don't drink. That's
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  Speaker 2: even funnier. Okay, so I'm like maybe not the wine part,
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  Speaker 2: but everything else. I do always carry like a spare outfit,
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  Speaker 2: even when I just drive like two hours away. I
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  Speaker 2: do carry a spare outfit just in case.
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  Speaker 1: You guys got it together. It's important. You never know.
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  Speaker 2: Very.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Joanna.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Before we go to Libra's, because Valerie's been holding forever,
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  Speaker 1: let's say hi to Valerie. Hi, Valerie. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm an Aries. Okay, Aries, when it comes to
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  Speaker 2: you guys in the airport, you will stomp through the
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  Speaker 2: terminal like you are running an Olympic obstacle course. You
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  Speaker 2: are aggressively sighing behind anyone who's walking too slow, and
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  Speaker 2: you are treating gateboarding like it's a blood sport. Mm-hmm,
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  Speaker 2: sounds about right.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much. Thank you, Valerie. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to Libras.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle is our Libra in the room. Libras, you
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  Speaker 2: in the airport... you will flirt your way into a
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  Speaker 2: potential seat upgrade. You will double fist an iced coffee
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  Speaker 2: and a cocktail and completely block the walkway trying to
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  Speaker 2: decide on which book you want to get from the
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  Speaker 2: little shop. That part, I probably would not be buying
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  Speaker 2: a book, but I probably would be trying to decide
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  Speaker 2: which candy to get. Or whatever you buy there. Just
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  Speaker 2: you're at the store trying to buy something.
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  Speaker 1: She's an indecisive candy buyer, too.
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  Speaker 2: You need snacks.
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  Speaker 1: Indecisive. She's indecisive. Indecisive. How about Leo's?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a Leo. So us Leos, we will strut
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  Speaker 2: through TSA in a full high fashion outfit like paparazzi
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  Speaker 2: are tracking our every move. Making an absolute scene when
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  Speaker 2: our bag gets flagged for inspection. I actually do get
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  Speaker 2: nervous every time my bag goes through. There's nothing in there.
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  Speaker 1: I just get nervous. But what if you forgot something
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  Speaker 1: was in there?
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  Speaker 2: I know, right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like my contraband. How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Pisces, rich for you in the airport. You kind of
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  Speaker 2: romanticize the whole vibe, right? You put on your playlist,
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  Speaker 2: probably the one that has those couple hours that you
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  Speaker 2: just made, and you get wildly emotional, and you will
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  Speaker 2: not stop talking to the flight attendant to the point
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  Speaker 2: where she just gives you extra pretzels, so you just
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  Speaker 2: shut up. That's 100% me.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing about that that isn't true.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, sir, please stop talking to me. Here's more pretzels.
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  Speaker 1: Virgos, please.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, for you, when it comes to the airport...
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  Speaker 2: You will arrive just a little bit early to where
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  Speaker 2: you're not too stressed out. You are judging every person
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  Speaker 2: for using the wrong bin at security and for trying
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  Speaker 2: to cut you in line. You have your boarding pass
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  Speaker 2: open on your phone just to show that you checked
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  Speaker 2: in early enough.
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  Speaker 1: For that A boarding. Love it? Perfect. If you miss
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  Speaker 1: your sign, they're all posted on our website, johnjainrich.com.