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A woman finds something unexpected underneath her house · Podcast - Big 98.7

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A new study published in a Pediatric's Journal found that between twenty thirteen and twenty
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twenty one, there were over twenty thousand ceiling fan related injuries to young children.
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What so, you know when you got a young baby and you're trying
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to be fun and you're throwing that baby up in there. Oh yeah,
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my husband does this with the kids all the time. I don't have enough
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arm strength for him. Okay, that's unfortunate, A right. Apparently these
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injuries are running rampant where a person will throw the baby up in the air
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and right into the ceiling fan. So they've had six. Is even more
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concerning than you initially said, because this isn't the kid's fault. This is
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just not having common sense. Why would you throw your kid towards us moving
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ceiling? Well, those ceiling fans manned it. They come out of nowhere.
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Now. Sixty percent of the injuries from the ceiling fans are only laceration,
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so you're talking about a cut on the head, okay, But some
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less common but more severe injuries included concussions, skull fractures, and even in
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rare cases, complete decapitatious shut As far as I know, there's not been
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a decapitation on record, thank god. But you just gotta be careful.
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And there's so many things around the house that I don't know about you,
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but I get like nervous around, like what first, stairs are my thing.
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It's the staircase for me. We had an incident last summer. Sydney
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had fell down our deck stairs and thankfully she only had a little stitch,
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two stitches, but I thought she was done. Like it was the scariest
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ever. My mom dropped me down the stairs when I was a kid.
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She was trying to care me. She fell, and you know, in
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turn, I fell, broke my little boot My little foot had a little
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booty cast. We haven't had to deal with any broken bones yet. But
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speaking of the ceiling fan, my kids are enamored by it right now.
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So whenever I'm doing laundry, they pick her up the clothes and they throw
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them up and as I whip around, see where they're going to end up.
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And that's always fun for him. But stairs are kind of my Is
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there anything else you're irrationally afraid of? Like tanning beds? What was the
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movie somebody died in a tanning Were they lock him in. Is that not
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scary movie? Final Destination? Final Destination. I mean there's so many things
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from that movie that now I'm like terrified of. We all know, like
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the truck pulling a bunch of logs on it. See, I have a
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And it's probably just because it's we're at the lake all the time. I
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have a reoccurring dream that my kids are falling off the boat, even in
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life jackets, and they're getting random. Oh I can't, I can't even
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talk about it. But that is something that goes through my head on a
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regular basis. It's so weird I panic thinking about it. Yeah, I
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hear one of those stories. I mean it happens every summer, something like
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something like that. You gotta be so careful. But man, vending vending
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machines. You hear people dying from those. You don't even there's like multiple
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vending machine deaths a year. I'm not kidding. Always people try to knock
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them over or try to get what, you know, your snicker margets stuck,
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so you're doing anything to get it out of there because God forbid you
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a wayte a dollar and the vending machine collapse so over on top of a
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person. Kills him. I'm not kidding. Looking up, there's a lot
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of I O us on ours for a reason. They're scared. They're like,
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oh, I'm not going after that. Remember Greg who used to work
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in engineering. Haven't seen him lately? Yeah? Yeah, like in a
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minute in the morning, big nutty eight point seven. We need your ideas
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for romantic date ideas within a forty five minute radius. That's a good idea,
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Bargo more because Amandy here, who's married head our anniversary last week?
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How many years are we talking? Five years married, six years together?
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And my husband's forty third birthday is next Wednesday. So I want to take
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a day off work, both of us and do a date day. We
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have two little kids. You want to do the day without the kids of
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course? Right, Yes, I wanted to be romantic. Yeah, we
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need that little us time. Summertime has been tough on us, just because
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we're at the lake and it's always with the kids. Every vacation I've been
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taking, the kids are in tow love the kids, but it's time for
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a little mommy and daddy time. So we need ideas because you want to
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use something a little different. You know, you've lived here for quite a
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But of course there's things you haven't done yet, so we need your ideas
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at seven one two eight seven. You can call us, you can text
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us, you can write on Facebook. But you found a list of actually
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some really good ideas. Yeah, I put into Google. It's amazing what
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this Google machine does. Data ideas and Fargo and here are the romantic ideas.
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It gave thirty of them, one of them. And we also put
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this on Facebook. Number one thing people are saying play games and have drinks
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together at Pixel Brewing Company. We have yet to go there, I mean
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neither and check that out. I love a little old game kind of theme,
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you know. Yeah, we Mario go to the Fargo theater see an
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amazing movie. Haven't been a movie in a long time. Well, there's
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a couple of big ones I heard recently. Can you imagine if I took
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the day off and told my husband we're going to see Barbie? Yes,
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that would be glorious, kind of funny. Actually, anyway, another one
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escape room. We've only been married five years. I don't feel like that's
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gonna end. I feel like you're not an escape room person. We don't
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have the page for that. Neither of us do. Maybe maybe that's good.
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Maybe that's a good solid thing we should people do it for like team
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building. You know, offices go over there all the time. Yeah,
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we're not big bowlers, but that could be something fun. Bowling made the
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list. A lot of good alleys in town, nice little breakfast dates where
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it is on here the shack, Oh, the shack roadway way up north.
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Yeah, kind of smells up there. Something not the shack, but
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just that part of town. This one got me really good treatment or something.
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Number eight on the list of the thirty best things to do in Fargo.
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Just go to some pretty spots and take pictures. Brilliant. You've met
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my husband, he hates pictures. It would just be great. Like if
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I, hey, we're going on a fun photo shoot today, where's the
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most scenic spn town? I love going down to Dike East or is it
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Dike West? I think it's Dike West. We did our engagement pictures there,
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and it's really funny because our engagement photos were all very much like that.
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We could re enact them because we also did one in front of the
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Fargo Sign. We did one in Robert Stuff. Yeah, Bubert's Alley as
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we were walking classic. I think my band has done all those same locations.
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I know, but no, it's Dyke East. It's Dyke. It's
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on the east side of the dyck where the river the rocks are. I
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don't know. I know there was like a little dock and we sat at
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the end of the dock. Oh, I know, so cute. Seven
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two ninety eight seven. Give me some ideas. I'm just looking for something
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fun. Sarah just timed in and she said, each of you should plan
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half the day. Oh I like that. I do love that idea.
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What do you what do you think Knicks would be? Well, I have
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to give him the morning. I don't know. Do bars open that early?
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Oh gosh, Lindsay and chiming, and she says, go to a
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thrift store, pick out each other one outfit, and then they have to
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wear that outfit. You guys downtown him out, isn't that great? And
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then go to the sky Prayer or rooftop bar. I haven't been there yet
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either, Oh yeah, sure, Downtown. Any other goodies on Facebook?
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Well, there's this dude named Pike who said we should rent out the Dilworth
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Community Center. Well, what do you think you want? To join and
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do a little double date at the Dillworth Community Center. Oh no, this
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is all you A lot of good restaurant options on here, some Lakes area
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stuff. Once it go to Brainard, I guess they have zip lining.
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There's a cool place to go and do that. Cool. You don't want
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to drive to Brainard though, No, I would. I would like to
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keep it within reason because in case we can't find a center and this would
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be well, the kids are at daycare all day and having just driven back
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from like the Manauga area, driving there is fine because you're excited, but
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man driving back, it's just terrible, just terrible. I don't know.
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I'm just have you guys done any what'd you guys end up doing for your
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anniversary last week? Oh? We went downtown to Morehead, a lovely little
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restaurant. They're called Rustica. First time there. I mean the happy hours
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excellent. I mean it was really their gyms. And you know, I
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know you're a way out in what dan is your You have a Horace address?
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Right? Oh it's West Fargo, but yeah, pretty much out there
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and what we like to call now construction zone. I can't get in or
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out of my house as we speak now, it's well, it's well worth
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the drifted down out morehead is booming. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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And maybe that's I really liked Lindsay's idea of doing something funny, going to
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pick out an alport or go do something like that. But even just a
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date day going to different restaurants, because there's so many places, I'm like,
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oh, we should try it. Maybe just gonna bebop around beebop,
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just whatever you do, be romantic about it and be safe. Okay,
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well we'll always be safe of course. Of course, minute in the morning,
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Taylor Swift fans getting a little sensitive online. I don't know if you
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saw this yesterday, but there's a big uproar about this Taylor Swift impersonator who
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allegedly went too far. Really, okay, is she a good impersonator or
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is it okay? That looks nothing like her? Well, my immediate thought
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was, okay, this is you know, yeah, discount Taylor Swift.
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You know, looks like Coco Ruse version of the vocal pucks if I were
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to compare it to a Cereal all right, So a little stale poster going
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on here, all right? Her name is Ashley and she does have like
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over a million TikTok fallow or so intergraci or big Swifty Are you are you
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aware of this person? Yes? Ttok okay. And if you saw her,
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would you get excited? Not because you think she's Taylor Swift up because
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she's the next best thing. I guess. No, she doesn't look at
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anything. I mean, like Pike said, it's not yeah, it's I
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mean, you can dress yourself up and you know, big sunglasses and that's
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what she did. So yesterday the day so why or Swifty is so upset?
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She went viral because she dressed up and you know sort of like the
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if Taylor Swift were to go out in public, this is kind of what
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you would look like, big sunglasses, hat. And she went to Walt
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Disney World and started walking around had security guards like surrounding her. So you
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know, when you're at a place like that, you see like some some
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commotion, You're like, oh, what's going on? Oh, that must
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be a celebrity. And then you see Coco Rus you know, great value
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Taylor Swift, and you oh, that must be Taylor Swift. So fans
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started freaking out. We were just talking about the wedding she was at.
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You know, when she's around, people are gonna lose it without a doubt.
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And half the time you don't even recognize the celebrity, even if it
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is somebody like a Taylor Swift or anything like that, because there would be
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security guards around them. That's what brings you the attention exactly. So this
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woman is actually the imperson here had to come out and apologize, and apparently
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people were being pretty mean online. Here's what she said. But I do
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want to prepas just by just saying if you want the people in my comments
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like saying you don't deserve to live, or you should be sued and all
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the stuff like it doesn't bother me up here, like I'm mentally stable.
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Everyone knows what happened yesterday was prank to live a day in the life of
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a celebrity, to see what would happen if I went out looking like Taylor
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Swift. It's so good. Is there somebody who if you had to impersonate
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one celebrity, who do you think you could pull off? Did people give
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you like, oh, you look like this person? No, really,
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there's nobody, I don't think so I know yours, Derek Huff. Everybody
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always says no, no, it's identical. I actually had somebody over the
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weekend and they said, this is unbelievable, unbelievable how much you look like
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And I'm like, yes, we've heard this a million times. I'm one
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of those people. I get so many people saying, oh, I say
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somebody who looks this person looks just like you, And more often than not,
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it's like really offensive, you know, because when somebody says you look
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somebody you're expecting to see a really good looking person. That you see him,
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they're like, what that guy? What? Somebody texts me over the
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weekend they're will we run in your doppel gang? Or I'm like, oh,
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this will be good. Let me see this schmo And it was just
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so I mean, some Schmo. No offense to that guy. That's hilarious.
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See, And I always just think of you and Derek Cuff. For
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me, I always get people you remind me of somebody, and it's more
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of a personality situation than it has anything to do with looks. Yeah,
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you're kind of one of a kind. I can't really think of Oh my
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gosh, Pike. See that's just a compliment and insolve of a kind definitely
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meant a debat in the morning. You'll suspect to sing when you're that telephone
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fix friend. What's fucking another? Let's listen friend arrested by friends? All
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right, here we go. Time to try to frank call this woman.
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She's getting married. How exciting for her. You cannot mess with bride,
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especially when it's the groom to be that wants to mess with her. That's
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the case here. Apparently they're having some disagreements on the first dance song.
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Shouldn't it be like their song? I think I got a different idea.
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I bet you fact I wrote one of my own, So and see if
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we can get over Hello, Hey, good morning. Is this Melanie?
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This is her Melanie. Hi there, my name is DJ Pancake over at
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entertainment. How are you doing this morning? Oh? Good? How are
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you great? Well? First of all, I just wanted to discuss with
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you if you've had a chance to look over the song selections we sent you
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over as far as your first dance goes. Yeah, yeah, so all
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right, we're considering ed shearing, Uh perfect, Okay, Ed Shearing.
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Yeah. See now, obviously that's a classic it's a standard. However,
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we're having a little issue here with the licensing on some of her songs.
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Yeah. So you might have heard in the news there's that writer strike going
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on in Hollywood. I mean, that doesn't impact music right in a way.
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Yeah, Basically, we're not able to license that song at this moment.
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So what we're gonna have to do is offer you a couple different other
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options, if that's all right with you. I mean, you had you
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had the song on your list, but I mean, what are the other
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options? Okay, So here's what we've done, and this is a little
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DJ Pancake special where I basically have written, now this is really neat.
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I've written a personalized song that's specifically written for you and your husband, Brian.
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Okay, I mean, okay, go for it. Here it is.
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This one's just for you, Melanie and Brian. Here we go.
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Brine and Melanie are getting married home they'll be twogether until they're Harry Hame.
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Well, what do you think? You know, I really appreciate you know,
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you're taking the time to write this song, but I you know,
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I still think, like at darn, you know, perfect is really what
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I was hoping for. Well, it did take the better part of August
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to write. I mean, we didn't even get to the chorus. Can
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we at least canna get hear the chorus? The big chorus? Okay,
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chorus, Okay, Okay, here's the chorse. Listen, you're you're the
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course out and then let me know. Okay, And just like the sound
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of Claws, they are really merry, even though they've got old and they've
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gotten really harry. Uh. You know, I I don't want I really
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just don't love it. I'm so sorry, but like it's just not good.
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I don't know how else to say it, but it's just it's sorry.
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It's not good. You know you just heard DJ Pancake's feelings. Okay,
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Melanie, Okay, I'm really sorry about all this, but I think
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can I tell you one more thing before you hang up and you call a
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different DJ company? Can I tell you one thing? Okay, So your
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husband Brian, you know, the one from the song, Yeah, he
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actually told us you guys were kind of fighting about your first song selection.
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And so this isn't actually DJ Pancake. It's Pike and Amanda in the morning.
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I'm Big nine eight point seven. It's a prank phone call up.
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Are you kidding? I mean, I thought you would have lost DJ Pancake,
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but you never know. I was like getting so scared because I really
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want this song, and I was like actually thinking that the writers strike was
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gonna affect it. Oh myke, No, no, no, I think
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you're still good to go with the edge sheer and song. And no,
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I mean I didn't even say that's a great selection, very very emotional song,
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not as emotional as Melanie and Brian the original DJ Pancake. I mean,
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maybe we'll have to play this song at the wedding because I would be
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honored. Now, while it didn't take me the better part of the month,
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it did take me about, you know, six minutes to make this
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morning, so I would appreciate it. Maybe send it to us like in
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a minute in the morning on Big Nutty eight point seven, You're ready Ready,
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Let's see is type in hot today? No man that stills the sea,
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Let's see. Everydy Spears is reportedly planning in a record. Yeah,
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she's coming out with a new album, now a record, old record.
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Now. She has had what two songs she had the one with Elton John
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and then the one with will I Am. And now she is working on
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I guess there's an upcoming writers camp that's happening, and she's getting songs from
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some really big artists. For now, she's focused on her upcoming book,
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The Woman. She's not working on a record. Some other people are are
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working on it force some people are wanting to collabor with her. I think
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is maybe the best way to say this. I don't know if she's gonna
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put out her own album. I would think that that's the case, but
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I'm just saying, see, other people are currently writing the songs that she
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will eventually. Don't think walk in the studio and sing. Has she written
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her own song ever? No, she has, she wrote. I believe
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her songs are right, not sometimes every time. Oh yeah, it's and
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which is a beauty but apparent I think and my wife would know more on
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this, but I think she wrote that or co wrote it, at least
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got it. So she's not like totally totally inapt when it comes to songwriting,
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but just for the most part doesn't all right well, and that,
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to be fair, that goes for the majority of artists. I know a
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band who doesn't. I have writers low standards Amanda, we write our own
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stuff, all right. Well, when you guys get Britty Spears level,
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then we'll see it. Maybe her loneliness was killing Oh funny. I don't
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know you were banned from saying that too many times. I can't get away
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from it. Just got it. And I always thought that Giselle and Tom
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Brady were going to be the hottest couple ever. But now here's Arena Shake
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coming after him and talk about if you just look at a couple, they're
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gorgeous. Yeah, they're you know, according to the you know, typical
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beauty standards. Yeah, they're very they're very pretty. Us what do you
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want me to say? He's impressive man, and she's smoking hot, That's
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what I was saying. Anyway, she says he is her dream guy.
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They've been hanging out ever since they met at this wedding in Italy and June,
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and they were just spotted leaving a tell out of separate entrances in London.
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So I'm sure there was nothing going on, and they might have shared
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a room just to save money, but I'm sure they were sleeping on separate
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beds, you know, I mean, obviously they wouldn't be in the same
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room. You know they say about the old double queen room, one bed,
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one beds for your luggage and the other beds. Well whatever, whatever,
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No one bets for your luggage, one bets for sleeping. Sorry,
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just dropping so much knowledge on me today. I had no idea. It's
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my favorite thing to say. When Lauren and I get into a hotel room,
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I throw my suitcase on the one bed I go. You know,
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they say you don't wrestle for beds, you don't sleep on separate ones in
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a way all right. Anyway, Rihanna gave birth to her a second kid.
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So this happened, I guess a few weeks ago. We're just finding
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out about it now. It was a little boy. They don't have any
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other information other than they believe it begins with an R. There's Rihanna and
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then they had their little baby boy, Rizza. And now who knows?
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Did they have Rihanna Junior sizz Sizza. That'd be kind of cool, like
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the artist or like the Rizza is also a test from Wootang clan, Right
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is that right? Didn't know you were a big woot Tang Gal went to
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a concert and on stage and I was the girl in Colorado. Yes.
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In college, you were on stage with Wootang Clan. Yes, and I
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had all that the symbol up. I was like, Woo Tang Clan.
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Yes, what kind of life were you living? I went through a stage.
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You have a photo of this? I had a pink cell phone at
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the time. Probably not, don't there being a camera option? Like in
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Amanda in the Morning on seven? Did you hear about the woman living in
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California who heard a little noise from outside? And that's when, you know,
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one of the scarier things when you're sleeping and you wake up and you
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hear a noise. Was it? Like? Who at the dough? Like?
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What was it? I don't know. I mean like the other night
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I woke up in the middle of the nine and I come out to the
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kitchen and the patio doors wide open, wide open. What I know?
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Now, we're living with my sister, so it could have been anybody just
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leaving it. I'm like, what so yeah, but that is down throw
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me into especially as early as we wake up. I don't care what the
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circumstances. I don't care if it was one of the kids that accidentally left
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it open or any of that. I'm thinking there is a man in my
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house. Oh yeah, you're gonna have her time and look addict to well.
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In this case, this woman in California came outside to investigate the noise.
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She thought somebody was living on the on the roof. So she comes
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outside and she looks down and in this house there's a little like crawl space
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under the house. Okay, there's a tiny little window at the basement level
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you can see. So here's, oh god, her version of what she
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saw. So at six o'clock in the Marne and we woke up and we
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heard this noise, and so came outside. I thought somebody was on a
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roof and standing at the front door, and I'm like peeking out, and
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I see the grass moving. A arm comes out of the hole and it's
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feeling around this hole outside. There is a hole. I'm living here for
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months, living underneath the house. Literally, get out of here. A
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man was living under their house for months. Nope, not happening, right,
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Would you ever be able to go back into that house? I would
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have them. I would call the first concrete company available and just have him
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fill that basement with cement. Seriously, And the fact you just saw an
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arm in the grass, but no, like you don't come back from stuff
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like that. And then so the police come, they pull this guy out
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of there. It's just a dirty, dirty man. Was he like coming
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in and out? Do we have any other details? What you got to
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imagine? You don't have food down there? What are you? What are
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you eating in a basement? And that's what I'm wondering. Did he sneak
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in the house? Was there another little area? Can he see you?
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Was he watching you? Can he hear your conversation? You gotta assume the
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worst. You gotta imagine you're licking your toes while you're sleeping like Amanda in
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the morning, Big Nutty eight point seven. There's one small town that's having
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a bit of an issue. You grew up in a small town, you
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know what little things like this happen. They're big news, right, you
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know? Wadina literally anything have you ever? And this I'm totally digressing for
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a seconds, wadin a pair in your journal? I feel like we need
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to subscribe to it because they have all the logs of like what people call
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in for. Oh yeah, it's hilarious, like strange man walking by my
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house and then by the end of it's like, yeah, walking the dog,
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Like, why are you calling the guys right now? I know?
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Well, imagine if this one down in the city like Jadina. City officials
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have asked for railings to be placed around tombstones because they're having an issue with
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the tombstones. Amanda, railings. Yeah, they want to put railings up
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around the tombstone because people keep on the tombstones. They keep wait what they
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keep forcing around on the tombstones. I'm trying to these are in this town.
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They have what they look like kind of raised tombstones, so like you
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know, a flat surface like in the graveyard. Well it sort of acts
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as a bed in these circumstances, and people keep going to this graveyard doing
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the thing. I mean, how do they know that? I guess that's
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my question. Is it security cameras or something? Security cameras evidence, physical
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evidence left behind the scene of the crime. And also say they say the
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surfaces are also flat enough that people are using them as tables to do drugs
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on. So just a slew of issues going on in this small town.
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It's got the people upset. The city council is stepped in because they're looking
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to quote turn the town around. So they want to put railings around the
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tombstones in order to prevent this. For napty, Wow, that is wild.
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I just can't imagine getting into a headspace where I think that all of
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that is okay. Do you feel like that's going to be a barrier for
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me and my thoughts? I mean, it would be a little distracting.
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I mean a little distracting. You're I mean looking at all these last names
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and people and flowers and thinking of all the tears that were shed down.
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That's probably gonna do it for somebody. Got me On another note, can
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I digress to since you already did ye, at what point do we need
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to stop burying people? You know what I mean? That's like they're not
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making more land, and we got a lot of it dedicated to just burying
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bodies from the seventeen hundreds. At what point because they're making a lot more
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people, I know that not making any more land and we're all gonna die.
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This is a really wild statement. I'm just saying we gotta figure something
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about I mean, and do you think you bury them deeper and then start
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stacking people on top? There's an idea you gotta go lower because rest in
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peace to my mom. The plots all that's if it's expensive. So if
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you were to put them instide next to each other, just start going vertical.
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This conversation I feel icky all the way around, especially how it started.
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Jeez, do you want to talk more about the people doing the thing
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on the tombstones? You tell me, what do you want me to do?
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Morning? Imagine you are set to leave for your dream wedding like this
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couple. Their names are a Donado and Magda. They live in Boston.
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Donado like to Tornado, got it? Well? Anyway, there are hours
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away from leaving on an airplane to Italy for I mean, just imagine getting
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married the countryside of Italy. You know I can't because that would be incredible.
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Yeah, it was champagne fulls like wine. I mean, well,
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they have a dog, this couple. The dog's name is Chicken Cutlet,
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which is adorable. But Chicken Cutlet, the golden retriever, hours before they
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were set to leave the house to get on a flight, decided he was
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hungry and the only food in sight was Donato's passport. Get out of here.
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Somebody made this up. All of it has to be made up.
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There's no way you think I'm just making this up. Chicken cutlet. When
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after the passport, Chicken cutlet, eight Donados passport. Let me guess the
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whole work came next, Spike. We don't have any information on it,
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eight the homework or not. But he did, in fact, he Donato's
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passport, meaning that they were no longer able to leave on that flight to
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Italy because you know, you got literally the passports chewed up to pieces unusable.
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Yeah, because how do you go about that. There's nothing electronic about
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a passport. I've never had one. I have no idea. You really
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can't. I think even a rush on a passport is thirty days. Really,
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yeah, I don't think you can get anything within a five second turnaround.
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And even if it was a small wedding or planning in Italy, there
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are things booked, you know, reserved, Like this is not something you
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just easily can Oh, we're gonna come, you know in two months,
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right, and or you're gonna have to pay double or all of the things.
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You imagine the devastation. I mean, do you look at Donato and
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Golfed, I mean, what's his name? Chicken chicken cutlet. I couldn't
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be mad at you. Roll It's okay, Bud, or do you you
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know, put him up for adoption? No, you are very upset,
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of course, But then at this point, don't you just look at your
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soon to be a wife and he wasn't meant to be. We saved maybe
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some money, and uh, I guess go to the courthouse. I don't
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know. I know there are like maybe not when it comes to traveling abroad.
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But I had a friend who is visiting us. We're in Florida,
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and the night before that he was supposed to get on a flight, as
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we do, had a few drinks, lost his wallet, and you know,
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the fear of like losing your wallets is to get on a flight,
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and so apparently there is an option. It takes forever, So he had
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to get to the airport super early, and they had to do all sorts
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of different things to prove who he was, but he was able to get
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on. It is a way to go about this. It's never happened to
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me. I just always thought, just in general, we were talking a
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little bit about like going somewhere like I feel like if I wanted to go
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even to Canada or something like that. I need at least six months,
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I know. Do you have a passport? I do, but I haven't
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had it re uh new because I'm waiting until we would want to go,
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So that way it has time. So if I'm not going for two years
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and I'm not gonna wait, aren't they good for several years? Though I
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think it's only six or seven okay at a time? Yeah, chicken cutlet
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interesting, So there is I never knew that there was a process for That
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makes you feel a little bit better. But I saice to have in your
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back pocket. But you know, I know, in his case, extremely
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hungover. The last thing you want to do is be going through the airport
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trying to you know, prove them your identity. Yeah, and the stress
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of it. But at this point with this bride and groom, wouldn't you
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just chock it up to a great story and then would you move on?
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Or would you? Well? I mean here they found themselves on Valley newslive
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dot com, so you know there's a real fifteen minutes of fame. Cut
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Let me guess a go fund me is coming up next because they have to
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move the wedding a day I'm guessing things are good in the morning, trending.
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Now here's what you need to now trot to biman ares you prettily should
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win a Chevy's house Atminard c store for details. Nice and be on the
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lookout. There is a sobriety checkpoint issued for this weekend. The location in
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time, it's shocking. They're not going to tell you where it's at,
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but they are saying it's going to be between Friday and Sunday. Just another
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great reminder, especially the end of summertime. Just don't drink and drive.
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Well exactly, I don't care what season is a man, No, no,
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I think people tend to do it more probably in the summertime though,
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and around holiday weekends and all that. It's not Labor Day though, no,
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that's next weekend. That feels speculative. But either way, just don't
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do it, you know, and then you don't have to worry about,
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Gee, where's this checkpoint? You hope? What do they do if you
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pass by the way, you give you a sucker or something. It's like
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what I do. Love it works for my kids to every once I'm like,
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I don't want to in my helmet. No, you have to or
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the police will pull you over because the local police department if your kids have
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helmets on, sometimes if they spot them, they'll give them ice cream.
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Yeah, isn't that cool? I love it. That's totally different than a
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sobriety checkpoint. But also I just love love that they do that. The
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Golden Bachelor. I have been all about this since we found out seventy one
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year old Jerry is gonna be uh, I guess the Golden batchelor getting after
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these ladies. And he has a type he want somebody was a little bit
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athletic. I think glass we heard maybe a pickleballer, athletic and yeah,
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not say he said to anybody younger than him, basically between fifty and sixty.
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I think what he was going with. And he's seventy one. He
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is gonna be debuting on ABC Thursdays at eight o'clock. This starts on September
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twenty eighth, but that's gonna be Thursday night football. Sorry, guys,
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a conflict of interest. I think they might be going for different demographics,
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and I actually think this is gonna be one that everybody who has watched the
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Bachelor for so many years and you just kind of let it fade. You're
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gonna come back and take a peek. When when do we meet the ladies?
31:49
Usually they give a little bit of a debut before him reality Steve I
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used to follow along with that. I wonder if he's got any intel on
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the ladies. I bet he does. We should to do a thing where
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we pick we guess what names will be. You know, oh, you
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guess the most names of the women, because that would be what ages fifty
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to sixty? What are you going with? Barbs, Like, there's gonna
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be a bar There's gonna be Lisa, a Denise, Karen, there's likely
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a Karen, although they Karen though that would be amazing all the way around
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to Dad with the Kate Goslin haircut and everything from back in the day.
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And we've all been to a wedding and this happens. But it was Taylor
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Swift at this wedding over the weekend, you know where Buddy Jack and Margaret
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got married. Quality and Jack at enough but this last name enough and yeah,
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there you go. That's what I said. I'm just saying. We've
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said like seven different ways in the last two days, just you know,
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you know, he's my boy. Got to make sure you get it.
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I apologize Jack. You wasn't to our knowledge, she wasn't a part of
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the wedding party. She was a celebrity that showed up, which great because
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they are really good friends. But she gave a fifteen minute speech. Come
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on, I don't care if you're a celebrity or not. A fifteen minutes
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speech is ridiculous. Some people said it was hilarious, and she roasted the
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couple, which is even more annoying to me. I don't know why,
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you know, it was annoying, like nobody ever successfullys pulled Like every speech
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ever you always hear like the best man, He's like, oh, Gary's
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gonna get it. Just wait till I give my speech up until he married
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Margaret at now everything is so great and I'll never forget that day. But
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she also cracked a couple of jokes, so everybody said that. There was
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one point where she said she always thinks Jack in her acceptance speeches, but
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he never thinks her. This feels also a little inside ball to me,
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And totally the whole thing was, Hey, look at me, I'm Taylor
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Swift. For fifteen minutes I don't care. There's no speech. I could
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be good for fifteen minutes. I don't care to keep it literally like three
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minutes or less. Get up there, share a nice funny story about the
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groom or the bride or the couple. Don't make it about you. You
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can sure tell everybody how you know the person. But then you see something
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heartwarming at the end. Do it, cheers, wrap it. Everybody will
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love you. I am sure though, that the fifteen minutes is because it
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was so wild. I bet people were just crying, laughing. It took
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a while for people to get it together, so she had a pause for
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probably like three minute increments, is what I'm getting. You know how it
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was by the end of that fifteen minute speech there was so much room noise
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because everyone had just given up on listening and had their own conversations happening.
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They were up at the bar gus. Weatherwise, today, it is supposed
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to be hot, hi about ninety maybe some sunshine later on this afternoon.