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Extreme Haunted Poidcast: Extreme Haunted Houses & The Room Screening · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm your destination for all things
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  nerdy so we are back again we are we're back m is Dave again yeah unfortunately
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  yeah where is Dave I think he's just very busy at work is he but the thing is
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  he said he he said he was not going to come back if we didn't make our
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  Kickstarter goal well but we did exactly so I don't know what he's
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  doing um that is good news well so I summon is happening yeah so why don't
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  you remind us Matt well not us I mean obviously we know what it is but why
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  don't you remind our audience what the ice Summit Kickstarter was well we
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  decided that there were too many questions that Steve Jobs left
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  unanswered and at first we were lamenting the fact that we'd never get
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  the answers but then we realized we could just ask him except we needed
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  money to film that and to buy a fancy Ouija board so yeah we started a
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  Kickstarter for ION the best way to contact the ghost of Steve Jobs and ask him
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  questions and uh you the listeners well not all of you I assume but um many of
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  you enough of you five to 10 of you yeah kicked in the money and um and we were
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  funded so we are we are going to uh hire some gear and get a Ouija board and
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  contact the ghost of Steve Jobs and ask him some questions the most important of
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  which the one that that you raised Dan on the show was the Apple Macintosh
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  named after an episode of get smart that's right and then uh we've got some
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  listeners who get to ask a question too based on their uh amount that they
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  kicked in yep so I got to send out a survey to them and ask what their
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  question is yep it's going to be all dick questions is what I assume dick
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  dick dick I assume so yeah there'll be a lot of talk about Steve Jobs's dick uh
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  and we're going to ask him some questions too not just to get smart
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  thing but uh you know this there unanswered questions maybe we'll ask him about the
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  eyat yeah yeah what does he think of all the different variations I'll tell you
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  right now he doesn't like it I assume he's not happy yeah but what does he
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  think about the two models of iPhone 6 yeah he does not like that no do not
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  give them choices tell them what they want yeah although the original iMac did
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  come in five flavors H he fought that though if I recall he fought Johnny Ives
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  for it did he yeah he said no I don't think so and Johnny IES I'll [ __ ] take you
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  [ __ ] you know he broke down and wept at the um at literally at the at the
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  unveiling because he hadn't seen the final model yet and he walked up to it
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  and it had a um a tray loading CD drive instead of a slot loader and he
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  literally cried and said you [ __ ] ruined everything I'm not doing it we're
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  not I said I wanted a slot loading CD drive what is this [ __ ] he go I'm not
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  doing it and they were like Steve you you have to like press everybody's here
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  like this is happening this is happening and he was like n [ __ ] you all well
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  that's why the generation 21 had the slot loader yeah he made them promise
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  through his tears that they literally appar I mean it sounds ridiculous and you know
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  like he he cried and they said all right we promise that the next revision will
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  have the slot loading drive and they said you know it's the the cost and the
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  variations and he like I don't care it looks [ __ ] he said we're supposed to deliver
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  the future and you ruined it you've delivered the present exactly said it
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  looks terrible and I mean I'm sure it did look terrible but well the first the
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  first gen one did the one that didn't come in five flavors was just blue and
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  it did have the TR loader but then the very very next time five flavors slot
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  loading yeah got bit of uh bit of news for our ice summon for you guys uh we've
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  had a listener inform me that uh their mother who
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  apparently has a gift of channeling
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  certain Spirits really yes has
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  volunteered to assist us in contacting
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  the spirit of Steve Jobs really really wow
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  excellent so cool Ruth thank you for the offer tell your mom she's
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  in yeah does she have a sense of humor I certainly hope
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  so the mother I mean yeah yeah yeah that's I assume anyone who listens to
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  this podcast must have some sort of sense of
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  humor well we can only hope yeah yeah if anyone listens to us for like
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  hard-hitting factual news yeah it's right and not for just silly Goofs
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  possibly they're downloading the wrong podcast cuz could have known all about
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  everything we're going to talk about this week weeks ago yeah yeah well let's
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  get into it all right so it's coming up
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  to Halloween um very soon and one of the
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  um traditions of of Halloween I mean not not so much in Australia Halloween's
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  fairly a newly broadly celebrated tradition here it's it's much bigger
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  than it used to be when I was a kid I used to get to off by the neighbors for
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  trick-or-treating yeah we had that too oh you actually went trick-or-treating
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  yeah yeah we used to go you didn't go no I never went oh I went once and it was
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  banned in my town yeah and I actually got a detention at school for talking
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  about it what not just like off the cuff
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  I'd been told I'd been warned not to mention it again because I was trying to
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  get a it was SC have you seen that movie Foot Loose so you wanted all the kids to go
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  dancing well trick-or-treating right imagine that but with Halloween instead
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  of dancing I wanted everyone to go trick- or-treating and I was trying to organize a
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  trick-or-treating thing and the school was like that's [ __ ] banned and if
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  you mention it again you got a detention they made an example of you like an
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  Insurgent that they did wow they beheaded me on camera for the whole world to
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  see cut off your pumpkin head too soon is that too
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  soon I think it's possibly going to be too for a long time unfortunately I
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  don't want to talk about that on this show Jesus but I think trick-or traing
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  is one of those weird things in austral it's trying to take off but I don't know
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  if it can just going to stranger house and begging for candy yeah you don't
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  think that's going to take off no I tell you kids I got candy at my house come on
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  over yeah you're not allowed to um to give candy to Little Children anymore
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  are you Luke he's not allowed within 100 feet of luk of Luke
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  children well another I mean not again over here now we um we're starting to
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  get all the cool Halloween stuff like um movie world has Fright Nights um event
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  every year and um they have the the haunted mazes which is I mean for me
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  growing up we didn't have that a whole lot around um not a whole lot of haunted
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  mazes he Matt no we didn't did we no um no do we do we have one now well in
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  Sydney probably not actually that's the problem um we need more of them but in
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  America they have lots of them yeah what what what have I said so ghost ghosts if
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  you're listening haunt our mazes our mazes are just they're boring yeah
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  please please do please do we don't we don't have a whole lot of hedge mazes
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  either which disappoints me I just want mazes Luke does he lives in CRA
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  country's biggest H Mage yeah I can't even say it hedge
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  maze you've been in that maze Luke you know what I'm talking about no I haven't
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  but I might go have a look no he's not coming back have I just did I make that
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  up is that not a thing I think you might have I'm Googling it hedge Ma camra you
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  Google it Talk Amongst yourselves no that nothing's jumping out
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  at me no okay I think once again I've had a dream and I've uh I've started
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  talking about it like it's real life y well as you were maybe we can construct
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  one we'll do a Kickstarter for a hedg man yeah that's right well one of the one of the big
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  things in the US uh is the haunted house and a lot of people set them up in their
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  homes and and you know Community set them up and you have a lot of traveling
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  ones and Rob Zombie's got his own haunted house thing I think in
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  California I bet that's insane yep I bet it's pretty cool because it's got
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  probably the biggest budget of them all um but it's a big thing over there um uh
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  except more recently uh there seems to be the um a
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  phenomena known as the extreme haunted house um becoming more and more common
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  and uh I read an article the other day on on boing boing which I will put in
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  the show notes where I mean obviously we don't have these here so my experience
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  with these things is is fairly limited but there are a few in particular that
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  kind of are now treading the line between assault almost you know like
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  what can you and what can't you give people a disclaimer to sign away their
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  rights on right in other words they're actually going to scare you you'll be
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  terrified well the one that is mentioned is called Mami mana and it's in um I
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  believe it's in San Diego and it's been running for quite a while so I assume
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  it's all above board but um what's this gentleman's name on hartstein uh he's
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  really into haunted house so people kept asking him about these extreme haunted
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  house and he's written this this quite lengthy article just about his opinion
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  basically he he doesn't like them um because he he thinks they kind of go
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  beyond the fun into the kind of just jackass he calls them jackass Escape
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  rooms because it the whole point is to just try and gross the people into to not
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  finishing uh and the quote I wanted to read was here we go if you aren't
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  familiar with the concept extreme haunted houses are buildings that you
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  enter and are treated like an assault victim you might be locked in a cage you
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  might see a fake rape and then the fake rapist might put his exposed penis next
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  to your face or someone may P fake puke on your back basically different bad
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  things happen to you in each room um and these things go viral because everyone
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  loves a controversy and controversy equals page views and AD Revenue but um
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  one of the other quotes he he says that he he's talking to some guy uh go
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  there's no intelligence test that you have to pass when setting up one of
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  these experiences on a Haunter group I witnessed firsthand someone articulating
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  their planning for their extreme haunted house next year he seemed to think that
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  a waiver would protect him from doing whatever he wanted in his attraction and
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  some of what he was proposing didn't seem very safe I explained to him that
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  you can't sign away your right to sue in America and he just kept repeating that
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  he would have a stupid piece of paper that people signed and referenced the
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  guy down the street does it for his haunt right so apparently that's uh that's a a
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  little fad happening now um you sign a piece of paper and they
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  can they can basically assault you yeah that's uh yeah I don't really
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  think they've thought this through but um well people are doing it and I guess
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  they seem to be enjoying it otherwise why would they be creating more of them
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  I've just looked at the pictures here and it does look pretty [ __ ]
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  intense yeah and and I can definitely I can definitely see either drunk college
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  kids or Thrill Seekers going yeah I'll [ __ ] put myself to the test in there
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  yeah but I can also see people going in uh and even if they're told exactly
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  what's in there coming out going well I didn't ask to be insulted and uh yeah
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  yeah and I can't believe this is a real thing some of the rules are strange too
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  because one of them says you know you you have to sign a waiver that says you
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  explain that you will be touched and um but you're not allowed to touch the
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  actors otherwise you'll be you'll be removed from the venue and I was like
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  well all right Jesus it's like a strip club but but how will be touched does it
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  just say that's what I'm saying like depending on what happens in there like
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  I can't guarantee I'm not going to punch one of these guys like if some guys
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  putting his [ __ ] in my face you know
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  come on yeah I'm not signing up for that if I see that in the waiver I'm not
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  signing yeah what it says here uh says here I might get a dick in the face
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  what's that about oh don't worry about it just sign it fine oh that's just that
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  dick in the face is a legal term don't worry about that it's just to cover Us
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  in case something does happen yeah if if anything resembling a dick goes near
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  anything resembling your face where coming exactly in SE well it's like the
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  time that uh we all went to paintball uh and the woman said oh you going to have
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  to sign these wavers uh you know to sign away your liability and I said well I never sign
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  anything without my lawyer Reading it first and then handed it to my lawyer
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  who was also doing painful with us that day uh he read over it and he said
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  that's fine to sign because uh you're signing away rights you can't legally
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  sign away so go for
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  it yeah speaking of paintball yeah
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  anyone want to go yeah yeah 100% in fact I was walking through the shopping
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  center the other day and you know they've always got a table up trying to
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  get people to come and sign up for paintball oh yeah and they had one there
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  and they had pictures and there's like a crashed helicopter and there's little
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  buildings that you kind of charge into to and that looked awesome all right cuz
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  I've done before which literally just people lost in the bush and that's fine
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  but I want to be [ __ ] storming a helicopter
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  agreed okay I'll look into it because I really want to go again but anyway back to the
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  podc well also something on that note something that that just happened a
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  couple of weeks ago in Sydney that we need to perhaps get involved with next
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  year when they do it um there's a big zombie skirmish
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  oh yeah right and I really should have looked into this more uh to find out
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  what it's called etc etc but I'll try to look and put it in the show notes but
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  basically uh I think they had like 400 contestants right and it's set on the
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  Sydney University campus the whole thing oh four people start as
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  zombies and you can run you can hide the whole thing lasts all day and all night
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  when you get caught by a zombie you become a zombie you then go out of the
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  game you go into the makeup chair and makeup artists make you up to be a real zombie
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  you then re-enter the game and now you're chasing the humans that's really
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  cool and that sounds [ __ ] fun there's a live radio station that goes through
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  the whole thing to commentate on what's happening but also give little
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  suggestions like there's a scientist somewhere in the crowd that has a secret
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  if you can escort him safely off the premises he will give you you know Clues
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  Etc huh sounds [ __ ] cool yeah that sounds excellent we should look that up
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  I will sacrifice you all to the zombie will I know yeah yeah well I can't get I
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  can't run that fast so I will have to kneat Jesus I got really specific sorry
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  yeah jeez well speaking of zombies
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  um Romero's son yeah is crowdfunding a prequel
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  um tell us more well okay so Night of
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  the Living Dead classic film one of my personal
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  favorites birth of the zombies and um I read this article the day that said that
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  Romero's son is kickstarting to do a prequel and
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  it said that he was continuing on the Legacy and I had to Google for a second
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  because I was concerned that Romero had died uh but that is not the case Romero
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  is still alive still wearing his enormous glasses alive and well but uh the
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  prequel I'll just read you the premise here yeah the premise bothers me set in
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  the turbulent late 60 the film tells a story of a brilliant scientist Dr Alan
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  cartright cartright who strikes a deal with the military that will give all the
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  resources he needs to finalize his work in exchange what he later learns is a
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  price all mankind will have to
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  pay well I mean it's pretty vague I don't like I just like the idea that
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  there's they're just zombies yeah see don't need to explain it I don't I mean
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  obviously he hasn't told us exactly what the plot is that's that is quite vague
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  but it does seem to go against the rest of the films like it
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  wasn't the whole point that there wasn't a reason like this just
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  happened like and I quite liked that about them like like I mean am I wrong
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  they never explained no no as far as I know in any of them did they like that
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  was that was the point well they went into very little detail h i mean even in
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  in Day of the Dead where the doctor is experimenting on them and and everything
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  they never he never says why he like he's experimented to work out how much
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  he can remove of them before they cease to function and then he he actually
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  discusses the fact that for some reason they can just keep going yeah yeah
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  that's right that synopsis doesn't gel um has his son actually done anything
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  else or uh he's a commercial director oh okay okay so it's not like he's a total
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  newbie but he's not made any feature films as far as I know he just he
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  directs commercials nothing nothing wrong with that okay well he's
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  theoretically going to make a splash with this one one way or another yeah
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  theoretically although did you guys watch The Night of the Living Dead uh 3D
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  remake no no no exactly I'm not even sure this is going to make a ripple in
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  the pond you know and to be honest I didn't like the later films that much
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  like as in I'm talking you know like there was is it land I think there's
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  ones I haven't even seen yeah no there are definitely ones I haven't seen
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  because I tried to it went um night Dawn
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  day and then I think day was my favorite one day was great what was the one after
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  that that had um Dennis Hopper and and the one that's got Simon Peg and Nick
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  Frost in it yeah and Simon Baker right right right right that's the last one I
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  saw in fact I may have seen that with you there's one after that which is a
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  found footage style it's like diary of the Dead something like that yes and I I
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  started to watch it and I watched about 10 minutes turned it off yeah it looked
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  awful I was I thought that was like unofficial and I was disappointed to
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  find that it was Canon yeah also um the remake of Dawn was great but the remake
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  of Day of the Dead was not great was there a remake of Day of the Dead yeah
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  it's got um yeah Mina saari in it oh I didn't know that but the remake of Dawn
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  of the Dead was good it was written by James gun which one's St the dead was
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  Dave the Dead the one where they're in the shopping center no that's Dawn was
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  that Dawn h Dawn's the one Dawn is great it's classic Day of the Dead is the one
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  where they're in the underground bunker that's also great yeah I really like the
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  first three are amazing yeah especially the first one yeah know they're
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  fantastic it's just like I said their their tone seems different to what he's
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  describing I it's a very brief synopsis and I guess I'm making also zombies are
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  [ __ ] done now they're done yeah in
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  fact can we talk about The Evil Within yeah I haven't played it yet I I held
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  off because because I I have very limited uh a very short version of what
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  I assume you're about to say communicated to me look look I don't you
• 20:13
  guys might love this Luke have you started to play it I started to play it
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  because I know you wanted to discuss it so I started to play it I got probably
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  the second chapter in or something and I
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  put it down boring generic derivative where's the story it's oh
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  [ __ ] are you as confused as I am I'm like four chapters in and and I've given
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  up I've literally put it down yeah in fact they've I was at a point where I
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  cuz I I put it down I I tried to play it I put it down I was like No And then the
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  next day I went back and I was like just play through you're probably just you
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  know stuck in a little Loop just get through it and I was given a task to do
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  by a character and I was like I don't want to do that that doesn't sound fun so I
• 20:59
  it looks like it's a 10-year-old game for starters like the design of it and
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  everything it's how games used to look in the the mid 2000s do you know what I
• 21:08
  mean and games have evolved past then now it's not old enough to be retro I
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  played it briefly at um EB EB Expo and and yeah that's right you did but you
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  thought it was quite good didn't you I I thought it was good but see okay here's
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  the thing the what I've played of it basically you start it was chapter 9 or
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  7 or n or something and you're in a mansion like and you walk into the
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  mansion and so I guess probably they chose a very interesting section of the
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  game to show because yeah you know why wouldn't you yeah CU they're trying to
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  sell it so maybe that's what you like the puzzles that I saw were very
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  interesting and cool and um the the
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  environment of the Mansion was cool so and again I only got to play it for
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  maybe 20 minutes I think my biggest problem with it is is there I don't know
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  what the story is there's no no there's no discussion he's not talking to any
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  characters there's not even any internal monologue or anything it's just him
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  walking along and it's legitimately void of
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  exposition it sucks I don't know which I think with the whole idea he wants to go
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  back to where survival horror games start and everything well you need to
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  have a story cuz that's where the survival horror yeah g came the great
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  story not yeah and it's annoying because there are good elements to this like
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  without giving anything away you start off wounded right so you can't run you
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  can't kind of do like awesome moves you're basically hobbling along and
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  clutching a wound and that's interesting you know that's not that doesn't often
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  happen at the start of a game you know yeah you know you've you you pick up a
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  gun but there's no assisted targeting do what I mean so yeah if if if you shoot
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  your one bullet and you miss you're [ __ ] you know what I mean like it's
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  there's interesting kind of diversions from regular gameplay but it's just
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  wasted in this in this environment that's just underdeveloped and it is a
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  real shame cuz I was really looking forward to this game me too me too yeah
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  that sucks yeah well we've held off on buying it now we were going to I'll give
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  you my copy honestly take it yeah you you can have mine so you can play it on
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  360 or Xbox One yeah that's right we suspected that this might happen and so
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  we decided not to get it on the weekend because we figured if you guys really
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  didn't like it we could probably just play it for free well I was it was down
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  to this or alien isolation and I went with this perhaps I
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  went the wrong direction you could return it where didd you get it from I got it from
• 23:53
  Target okay maybe I don't know if they do that apparently alien isolation is
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  actually very good I know my I the video wasn't very interesting I'll be honest
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  still I don't feel like I think that was just poor marketing i' go as far as
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  saying you're pissed all over it man well everyone's saying the game is
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  really tense and fun to play and you know what it probably is it's just
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  sitting there watching someone dry explain you know like yeah like listening to this
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  podcast well I guess if you watched alien the film with somebody going oh so
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  what he's done here he's he's uh she trying to get away from the alien and
• 24:30
  you know like it probably wouldn't be as interesting or it would be hilarious and
• 24:33
  you've just stumbled across a YouTube phenomenon of the
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  future if it was Ridley Scott I'd listen to it no no no imagine imagine an idiot
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  narrating a film you put classic films
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  online dubbed over by a [ __ ] what you doing in there oh no don't go in there
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  oh no I watched that that sounds hilarious I don't know if we could get away with
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  doing the um the video we could maybe put audio tracks up and say press play
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  now I think isn't it under under fair use there's a certain fair use for
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  parody putting a whole put a whole film on yeah the film was a parody of itself
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  fair use yeah well didn't um what's he put up the whole Raiders of the Lost Arc
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  in black and white with the soundtrack moved Soderberg did you watch that I
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  watched a bit of it and then I went I should watch this at some point and I
• 25:28
  haven't had time that's exactly what I did I was at work and I had a little bit
• 25:33
  and I'm like I can't just sit here for an hour and a half and watch this no
• 25:36
  basically he was trying to prove the point that um the the color palette and
• 25:41
  the music don't necessarily add to the storytelling that Spielberg can tell a
• 25:46
  story with just composition and it's funny to see that
• 25:50
  because usually when you take the color out of something you make it black and
• 25:53
  white it doesn't look like it was shot in black and white looks like something
• 25:56
  that was desaturated whereas this could have been shot in black and white like
• 25:59
  the contrast is beautiful just shows how many different levels he's working
• 26:04
  on yeah and the you know the action scenes you never you know there's so
• 26:11
  much action in the film but out of all action films like it's the most well
• 26:16
  constructed in that you never get confused about right what's happening or
• 26:20
  where you are like like if you if it cuts from from you know Nazis in the
• 26:24
  truck to Indie under the truck like the it's just all done so that you know
• 26:28
  what's happening at all times it's very I literally went back and watched that
• 26:32
  sequence when I was planning a car chase scene for my current film because it's
• 26:37
  the only one that I could think of that was just flawlessly executed yeah but on
• 26:43
  that note did you guys read that jannis Kaminsky the dop who works with
• 26:48
  Spielberg a lot he shot Saving Private Ryan and Munich uh has mentioned that his next
• 26:55
  project he's working on his next project
• 26:58
  is Indie five really yeah it's interesting yeah it's interesting
• 27:04
  because kind of yeah that implies it's coming soon yeah unless he's not going
• 27:09
  to do anything for like 20 years and then yeah well it can't be coming too
• 27:14
  soon because isn't Harrison still off filming Star Wars one would assume Oh
• 27:18
  They'll be finished that soon would they yeah you're right man I think they
• 27:22
  they'd be well into that and even if they're well into the planning stages of
• 27:26
  Indie 5 the actors don't get until kind of the last
• 27:30
  minute and also I don't know how big his role in Star Wars really is we've heard
• 27:36
  like the rumors say that he was one of the major characters but that might not
• 27:39
  be true like [ __ ] knows maybe he was just in it for a couple of scenes well
• 27:44
  there's also the rumors that they were going to just write him out of the
• 27:47
  script a little bit when he broke his ankle yeah exactly so what you know what
• 27:51
  does that say but then the other thing was maybe that that was only because um
• 27:56
  he was supposed to be in it so much that the only solution was to ride him out of
• 28:00
  it like you know this so many conflicting rumors it's
• 28:03
  all speculation I assume he's in it less
• 28:07
  than Mark HL is really okay yeah I I I
• 28:11
  have a feeling Mark Hill's up for it more than Harrison
• 28:18
  for yeah well David know any he was here yeah that's
• 28:23
  right uh well I guess ind5 will look wonderful that's that's surely a
• 28:29
  different look too you know to the other ones
• 28:34
  yeah what uh is what's George's involvement in this going to be well
• 28:40
  it'll be interesting to see whether you know if if they do another one without
• 28:44
  him what's it what will it be like you know because without George Lucas there
• 28:49
  won't be the crutch of George to blame yeah that's true if if there's a problem
• 28:54
  yeah now there's Disney yeah oh that's true true yeah okay that's true yeah
• 29:00
  well speaking of terrible films we saw the most terrible film oh
• 29:06
  how was that and it was excellent it was so good it's amazing Luke you've got to
• 29:11
  come and see it yeah you you must yeah no you do come down see it Dave would
• 29:18
  love it as well make all respective Partners we've got to go and see the
• 29:23
  room again it was magnificent in its [ __ ] all right let me know when it's
• 29:29
  happening again and I'll come up for it but please explain more about it first
• 29:33
  okay well what can you say I mean it's described as the Citizen Cane of bad
• 29:38
  movies i' I'd say that's fairly apt yeah it's uh certainly the most
• 29:43
  entertaining awful film I've ever seen
• 29:46
  like it's it's it's a romantic
• 29:50
  drama and it's so misguided and poorly
• 29:55
  written that it comes off as just this bizarre think
• 30:02
  piece like it's it's almost like a parody of itself in that you it's hard
• 30:09
  to believe that all the mistakes are actually mistakes and not piss Tes yeah
• 30:14
  exactly like it's like Roger explosion on um full frontal when you know with
• 30:20
  sha mcalli intentionally playing everything terribly except this guy
• 30:26
  wrote directed and start in this film and he's dead
• 30:29
  serious yeah yeah now I don't know if you Wikipedia this film met after we
• 30:35
  went home I didn't I didn't we looked up some stuff about Tommy wasow the
• 30:39
  director do you know what the budget of this movie was oh um yeah it's like 8 million or
• 30:46
  something yeah yeah yeah it was millions of dollars like this thing looks like a
• 30:51
  student like a poorly made student film and it and it had a had a multi-million
• 30:56
  dollar budget and a currently cuz this guy uh Tommy wazo is
• 31:02
  that his name yeah wo wasow y was Tommy was
• 31:08
  sure Tommy wasow uh where's Dave to try to look up uh
• 31:14
  ftic but um Tommy wasow just decided on a whim that he
• 31:20
  wanted to be a filmmaker and he he wrote
• 31:22
  a script and produced directs and stars in it and unlike other people who
• 31:29
  produce direct and star in the movies like say Woody Allen who kind of make
• 31:32
  themselves the butt of every joke um Tommy wazo made himself the hero of the
• 31:38
  story and he's the only character that doesn't do anything wrong that's
• 31:45
  true and everyone else around him is is just crumbling into moral disarray and
• 31:50
  he's just all [ __ ] except him yeah and he's just the voice of Sanity all the
• 31:56
  way through to his own detriment but he can't act he can barely
• 32:01
  speak English and the script just manages to contradict itself at every
• 32:07
  turn in in in the way that only a film written by somebody with English as a
• 32:13
  second language could be but isn't he American though yeah but he's he's
• 32:20
  European American oh yeah clearly I mean definitely obviously he has an accent
• 32:26
  but I mean God yeah but like does not speaking English as a
• 32:31
  first language preclude you from understanding basic things about physics
• 32:36
  like a person can't be in two places at
• 32:39
  once like oh it's so good Luke there's a
• 32:43
  scene where two characters go for um a football game also anytime male
• 32:49
  characters are talking to each other they're throwing a football anytime
• 32:54
  right and there's one scene where the hero and uh kind of his best friend go
• 32:59
  to Chuck the football around and um because the hero is out of the house the
• 33:05
  best friend takes the opportunity to sneak in to uh you know have it off with
• 33:09
  his wife except that the reason he's not home is because he's out with him and
• 33:15
  then so the he sneaks into the house it's literally cutting between two
• 33:19
  scenes with the same character in it what he he's at the house with the with
• 33:23
  the with his fiance and then he leaves and then they're back at the park but
• 33:27
  like it's amazing it makes no sense apparently the scene um the the actor
• 33:33
  who played um his friend um Mark uh has apparently written a book about his
• 33:40
  experience oh hi Mark yeah hi Mark yeah I've got to get my hands on that that
• 33:46
  book not that actor apparently that scene that particular scene where he
• 33:49
  comes out of the um the noise I didn't hear that I didn't oh it's not true oh
• 33:54
  damn it oh hi Mark that apparently took what 3 hours and um uh however many
• 34:01
  takes because um he couldn't remember the lines um he couldn't remember where
• 34:05
  to look um he couldn't remember to walk and say the lines at the same time and
• 34:09
  apparently the book just goes into
• 34:11
  detail on how useless Tommy wasow
• 34:16
  was that's funny and apparently the script supervisor ended up kind of
• 34:21
  directing most of it because Tommy was [ __ ] useless he had no idea what he
• 34:25
  was doing clearly and um and then but he
• 34:29
  tried to claim he tried to sue for um a directing Credit co-directing Credit why
• 34:35
  would you want it um which has been yeah exactly described as like that's
• 34:39
  basically like trying to um insist that you were the pilot of the
• 34:43
  Hindenburg yeah right why would you want it although I got to say I mean we saw
• 34:48
  this at the Orum um and they do this once a month and uh oh the other thing
• 34:53
  you've got to go see this film if you can in this in this way because it's
• 34:56
  great they they show it once a month and they give you a little little booklet of
• 35:01
  tidbits which explains some trivia about the film and also uh in the style of You Know The
• 35:08
  Rocky Horror screenings things that you can yell at the screen and kind of the
• 35:11
  established in jokes for the film um and they give you a bunch of plastic spoons
• 35:17
  because there just unnecessary spoon imagery every time you see a
• 35:21
  spoon you throw spoons at the screen or at the people in front of you all I need
• 35:26
  a little bit more of an explanation pictures of
• 35:31
  spoons yeah for no reason there's a spoon Motif spoons appear in many shots
• 35:37
  like some kind of symbolism that's just not explained and so you get a bunch of
• 35:42
  plastic spoons on the way in and then whenever you see a spoon you have to
• 35:45
  yell spoon and throw the spoons and everyone does it's hilarious there's
• 35:50
  lots of stuff here yell but you can also just yell anything and you it's you know
• 35:53
  people were just pointing out stuff that was wrong with it constantly just
• 35:56
  yelling out and like yeah it was a good it was a cool environment cuz it was it
• 36:00
  like everyone knew it was a [ __ ] film it didn't matter there were a few spots
• 36:03
  where I was a bit disappointed because I couldn't hear his cuz anytime he yeah
• 36:08
  cuz anytime he came into the room or in the scene I was just the smile on my
• 36:13
  face because I'm like what is he going to say CU it's going to be hilarious
• 36:17
  yeah he's the worst and um so I was a bit disappointed sometimes cuz I didn't
• 36:22
  get to hear what he said yeah I would agree with that the fact that I read
• 36:28
  online that Charmed me the most right
• 36:32
  did you know Tommy wasow misunderstood the concept of shooting something on
• 36:39
  film and later converting it to digital to be able to put it on DVD right that
• 36:44
  he shot the film simultaneously on 35mm
• 36:48
  film and high def video in a custom rig that housed two cameras at once and
• 36:55
  required two operators and two separate Crews so that he would be able to
• 37:01
  release it both at the cinema and then on DV did no one explain to him that's not
• 37:08
  how it works apparently they did apparently they tried have you he have you seen his
• 37:14
  Twitter account by the way yeah I have you seen his YouTube channel where he
• 37:19
  just tells you facts about the world
• 37:22
  what yeah it's called Tommy nose or
• 37:27
  Tommy tells it yeah I need to see that I was going to read some Choice quotes
• 37:31
  from his Twitter account go for it limits are only limits
• 37:35
  when they limit what you can do for yourself try and reach beyond your
• 37:39
  limits and everything becomes Without Limits something that for everybody stop
• 37:45
  saying liit don't sleep to see your dreams see
• 37:52
  them in life for yourself if you are your dream then you don't have to sleep to see them
• 37:58
  oh the man's a philosopher poet how do you how do you walk in someone else's
• 38:02
  shoes you don't have the same feet use your own shoes shoes don't get you where
• 38:07
  you want feet do I'm going to put that on a
• 38:11
  poster with Tommy wo in the middle so amazing if I had a key I wouldn't share
• 38:17
  you have to make your own key because open it
• 38:21
  yourself that's more of a threat than a
• 38:25
  uh uh he's great but yeah I highly recommend this God
• 38:31
  awful film yeah I was a bit worried because even you know supposedly funny bad films like
• 38:38
  plan N9 from out of space I couldn't sit through yeah no I agree plan N9 was
• 38:44
  disappointingly it wasn't it was bad but it wasn't so bad it was good it just
• 38:49
  wasn't any good just bad yeah just bad right this is just thoroughly
• 38:55
  entertaining in its in its awfulness so just to surmise because we often tell
• 39:00
  stories kind of in a weird and wrong order on this podcast yes this is a cult
• 39:04
  film that was independently made the guy
• 39:10
  hired a billboard on Sunset Boulevard
• 39:14
  and um kept it up for 5 years right now that's an expensive [ __ ] billboard
• 39:20
  yeah just to promote his own film that literally only played in cinemas for a
• 39:25
  week uh but it was only because Word of Mouth that it was so bad started
• 39:30
  circulating that Cinemas like the Chon Oran where we saw it yeah started just
• 39:36
  playing it as a kind of eyesa
• 39:41
  yeah but yeah yeah definitely go see it if you can it's worth I mean it's worth
• 39:46
  watching anyway I think it'd be more fun to watch in an environment like we did
• 39:48
  with a bunch of other people goofy oh that was the other thing I was going to
• 39:51
  say when we got there there were a lot of people who' clearly seen it before
• 39:56
  and knew all the injur F and it was like walking into worried it like being going
• 40:02
  to another country where you just don't understand the customs and cuz we sat
• 40:06
  there and then a guy walks in wearing a suit and then someone y like oh look out
• 40:10
  it's a guy in a suit and his friend goes oh don't worry he's got a football and
• 40:14
  everyone's like oh all right all right like what yeah that was so weird
• 40:18
  everyone was going to jump oh he's wearing a suit don't worry he's got a
• 40:22
  football oh all right all right and then oh tuxedo tuxedo we got a tuxedo here
• 40:27
  yeah but like afterwards you
• 40:31
  understood yeah well you understood a bit more yeah I'll still say that tuxedo
• 40:37
  scene made no [ __ ] sense oh makes no sense in the film but you understand why
• 40:41
  people yell tuxedo yeah yeah correct I'm going to wear a tuxedo next time I go do it
• 40:46
  that'd be awesome yeah we should we should all do it so is this on like the
• 40:53
  second Saturday of the month or I think it's once a month on a Friday night yeah
• 40:57
  not sure exactly what the next date is it's uh I'd say it's likely to be 21st
• 41:03
  28th of November we have to check but yeah we should definitely go and yeah
• 41:07
  said I think Dave would really enjoy this yeah I he'd love it and Beck would
• 41:11
  love it yeah oh yeah man everybody would like everyone's got to go see this trust
• 41:15
  me God it's so good yeah and like it's going to be fun the second time y we'll
• 41:20
  know we'll know more to yell now I know oh God and I know when to when to get
• 41:24
  ready to laugh at him hello doggy know so
• 41:28
  bad hey Denny hey Denny Jesus
• 41:34
  [Music] Christ do you want to talk about
• 41:39
  uh butt plugs
• 41:42
  always I thought you'd never ask cuz uh they erected
• 41:48
  a they erected a giant butt plug in Paris they did see this yeah I saw it
• 41:54
  that's pretty funny glorious this is how update up to date we are the it's now
• 41:59
  gone yeah well I was going to report on that too it was uh it was vandalized
• 42:05
  really with what and uh I think somebody inserted
• 42:10
  it right I think they cut the supporting ropes for it or
• 42:15
  something but really what it was is an artist had made this thing and it was
• 42:21
  bit to represented Christmas tree or something yeah you say that but this
• 42:25
  artist's previous work work include um President Bush [ __ ] a
• 42:31
  pig right and a giant pile of dog [ __ ] also a Christmas
• 42:37
  tree yeah so I don't think he can really claim oh I didn't know it looked like a
• 42:43
  well I'm tell the artist probably knew what he was doing maybe not the people
• 42:47
  who hired him yeah I'd say almost certainly sorry I'm looking at pictures
• 42:53
  of it again and no it's a butt plug yeah it's it's a butt plug yeah oh it's 100%
• 42:59
  a butt plug but it's uh you know 24 meters
• 43:05
  high so that's
• 43:08
  uh it's uh penetrating art oh
• 43:15
  dear uh those wacky French indeed with their butt
• 43:20
  [Music] stuff um the internet has ruined
• 43:25
  something again it yeah what the internet wouldn't ruin anything the
• 43:31
  internet ruins everything you're talking about Red Bull's decision to just give
• 43:35
  away free money well I think they decided I think they were told didn't
• 43:38
  they that they had to give away they were told yeah but get this I mean this
• 43:43
  this is just funny so the slogan for Red Bull has always been Red Bull gives you
• 43:49
  wings right I don't understand why because it's a bull but whatever yeah
• 43:54
  those ads are pretty weird too right oh yeah totally
• 43:57
  yeah but I I didn't take it literally I never thought it was literally going to
• 44:01
  Give Me Wings right no no oh I made that mistake once never again well here's the
• 44:06
  thing somebody decided they would take that literally and uh and sued Red Bull
• 44:11
  CU they didn't get wings right and they
• 44:16
  won so uh Red Bull uh was ordered to uh
• 44:22
  pay back anyone who claimed they had drank Red Bull and not sprouted wing
• 44:27
  no proof of purchase and actually did they have to honestly think they would
• 44:32
  get wings or well I don't know how they J that you have to you have to prove you're an
• 44:38
  idiot anyone Yeah well yeah by applying yeah anyone who had bought a Red Bull since
• 44:45
  2002 was eligible for either $10 cash or
• 44:49
  $15 worth of Red Bull products right
• 44:52
  yeah but it was up to the value of 13 million right
• 44:58
  right yep but of course as soon as the internet
• 45:04
  started reporting on this MH um about 5 million people
• 45:11
  immediately appli of course which diluted the $13 million down to about $3
• 45:17
  per person which can barely even buy you a
• 45:24
  can of Red Bull that's the irony so they've basically just it was just a
• 45:29
  waste a waste of Red Bull's money basically because no one's getting
• 45:32
  anything out of this it's just that's right it's ridiculous Red Bull literally
• 45:35
  had to pay $3 to millions of people yeah that's
• 45:41
  stupid yeah well thanks internet are we allowed to sue people
• 45:46
  for being stupid yet well if you could then the guy who sued Red Bull for
• 45:50
  thinking he was going to get wings you could I'd sue him because he's an idiot
• 45:56
  yeah I don't know I mean I don't know how you could claim
• 46:02
  that's anything other than just being a [ __ ] like like it's funny I guess
• 46:08
  but like he didn't really think he was going to get wings did he like and he's
• 46:14
  not proving a point and it's one thing to go oh I didn't get wings and it's
• 46:19
  another thing to literally go I'm going to sue for this I'm going to eat up a
• 46:22
  year of my life yeah and it's not he's not sticking it to the for like like oh
• 46:28
  Red Bull tricked us all into thinking we were going to get wings no you're just being a
• 46:33
  [ __ ] yeah that's all it is like there's no I mean I know Red Bull's not very
• 46:38
  good for you unless he had if he had some kind of political motivation then
• 46:41
  maybe okay maybe there's something too that but if he literally was just like
• 46:44
  huh I'll teach them to say something on TV like I'll teach them to have a
• 46:49
  corporate slogan yeah like I could understand if Red Bull was if Red Bull
• 46:53
  was saying it was healthy for you or something it's just a silly
• 46:57
  that's false advertising Sue away I don't know it just seems weird like what
• 47:01
  was this guy's agenda other than trying to rip Red Bull off for millions of
• 47:05
  dollars well let's let's look at I'm going to look up company slogans right
• 47:11
  let's see how many companies we could potentially Sue yeah right okay so let's
• 47:16
  see what we've got here KFC it's finger looking
• 47:20
  good if I don't have fingers can I sue I wonder that would be funny FedEx
• 47:27
  when there is no tomorrow can I sue them if there is a
• 47:32
  tomorrow what if what if I find somebody who's got a home loan with
• 47:37
  Aussie and then I shoot them and then I
• 47:42
  sue Aussie because he said he'd save
• 47:45
  them where was he the Porsche slogan is there is no
• 47:51
  substitute but there are substitutes I'm going to drive up to the courthouse in
• 47:55
  my Mazda too yeah sue them
• 48:00
  yeah no I think it's just I mean it's funny I guess but it's just I don't know
• 48:06
  it's just a bit weird can I just say the the Ajax slogan now this makes sense in
• 48:12
  context right but it's just funny to see on its own do you know what the Ajax
• 48:17
  slogan is no Stronger Than
• 48:22
  Dirt no it cleans dirt so when you think about it you're like well that makes
• 48:27
  sense but that's a shitty slogan yeah that's also My
• 48:32
  slogan I saw the funniest tagline right on a Housing Development out west when I
• 48:38
  was doing a movie shoot out there right and it was a Housing Development That
• 48:43
  was supposed to have that kind of retro charm of the 50s
• 48:47
  right very retro so the slogan was you know like whatever the name of the
• 48:54
  housing development was and idea conceived
• 49:00
  yesterday which I guess supposed to imply the Retro but really just makes it
• 49:05
  seem like it's not well thought out yeah
• 49:09
  exactly like Sydney poorly planned yeah that's what about just the Energizer one
• 49:14
  it keeps going and going and going oh yeah yeah until it stops yeah good point
• 49:20
  which is really what they all do of course yeah they keep going until they
• 49:24
  stop does eBay buy it sell it love it h well it would have to be the other way
• 49:29
  around cuz you bought it then you've sold it yeah how could you love it exactly
• 49:35
  well yeah I'd love that I sold it cuz I didn't want it cuz I bought it on eBay
• 49:38
  Burger King says I'll have it your
• 49:42
  way I'd like it free visas is it's everywhere you want to be that's kind of
• 49:48
  like rubbing my face in it isn't it oh it's in that girl from high school's
• 49:52
  pants that I never got to make it
• 49:57
  um do you want to talk about this hatred game yeah okay so what is hatred does
• 50:03
  anyone watch the trailer for hat yeah yeah I watched it yeah yeah yeah just a
• 50:09
  game where you Massacre innocent people uh CU your character is quote unquote
• 50:16
  full of hate yeah um epic contacted them uh
• 50:21
  their trailer originally cuz it's made with the Unreal Engine featured the
• 50:24
  unreal logo at the beginning the trailer uh epic and they were not into that no
• 50:29
  epic contacted them and said yeah please remove our name from this um which they
• 50:34
  did and the guy actually said it was funny the guy said um he thought the
• 50:39
  terms of the unreal license were that they were required to put the logo
• 50:44
  in yeah and he said so you know he said he's happy to remove it but he uh he's
• 50:49
  pretty sure that they were originally told that it was a
• 50:53
  requirement that is so funny now I don't know what your response is to this trailer
• 50:59
  but I watch this going oh this is this is awful this I actually would probably
• 51:04
  enjoy this this looks really really [ __ ] fun like this looks like a game
• 51:09
  I mean I'd probably only play it for 10 minutes but I just watched a bit he's
• 51:12
  walking through a park there's a woman's trying to scramble away he grabs her by
• 51:17
  the by the clothing puts his gun in her mouth and then just blows out the back
• 51:21
  of her head yeah that does seem pretty far it's very fullon um it's kind of
• 51:26
  like po it's postal basically like like it's it's the new version of postal this
• 51:33
  this look this makes postal look like Postman path I agree but only because
• 51:38
  it's it's modern bloody game engine kind of thing like it's what postal wanted to
• 51:44
  do I assume yeah um one other thing that's kind of come up uh since the
• 51:50
  video was released this the company
• 51:52
  making this is um a Polish company
• 51:57
  and oh Matt's about to get anti-
• 52:00
  submitted no they are apparently um due
• 52:05
  to everybody who works at the um the studio has their own Facebook page and
• 52:10
  everything obviously and and somebody's gone through and checked all these pages
• 52:14
  and they do all appear to be members of
• 52:16
  um Neo-Nazi and racist um groups right
• 52:21
  okay so um well then yeah um hatred is not a political in fact the opposite is
• 52:27
  true it's a game about glorifying violent racism and white supremacy
• 52:30
  consider the game's trailer which conspicuously lingers on the white
• 52:33
  protagonist brutally murdering ating people of color I'm actually I I watched
• 52:37
  for that after I read this I don't know if that's true unless they've changed
• 52:39
  the trailer because
• 52:42
  um it's um he he murders white people as
• 52:47
  well so I mean you know I'm not saying they're wrong but I mean there is a shot
• 52:52
  of him murdering a colored person and there's also shots of him murdering a
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  people so I don't know if that's true but yeah apparently on all the
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  developers Facebook pages they're members of um some
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  gorilla are we are we allowed to say colored person I don't know that's what
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  the article says I'm not I'm not sure we
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  can say colored I think that went out I think that went out in the um te killer
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  Mocking Bird era I think I think colard has been off
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  the table for a while now and uh and
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  that's coming from me I well then let me clarify then that I only you see him
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  kill a [ __ ] it's not I only said that because that's what the article says and
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  I didn't realize so I apologize the article's full of hate Matt can we
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  please okay jna beep what I said I apologize I wasn't no it's going to
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  sound worse if you beep it no we can leave this B in keep it in and keep the
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  bit in where I pull you up on it it's the only way all right hope if I
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  offended anybody follow I didn't realize otherwise people are going to think you
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  said something else something we used to say on this podcast but don't say
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  anymore well this article is clearly
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  anti- um racism so I was just using the vernacular of the article used I
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  apologize if I've offended anybody yeah don't worry Matt cards don't listen
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  to this I'm sure they don't we've driven them all away yeah well do we want to hear from
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  um from our favorite actor I sure do uh
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  yeah we do because uh there's definitely buff news this week yeah you haven't
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  heard this yet Luke have you no well we discussed previously that um
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  Mr labu Lau um was arrested at a Broadway production of Cabaret which I'm
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  a stuck for a cabaret show funny and laugh so did he yeah so did he so but
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  you'll hear more about that in a second so was on Jimmy Kimmel and he um he was
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  asked you you'll he he was asked to to explain the story of how he came to be
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  arrested at a at a production at the production and um and he told the story
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  and it's it's an amazing story yeah so um should we just jump
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  straight into it take it away go for it all
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  right you seem to have gone crazy since the last time I saw you is that does
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  seem that way doesn't it you were arrested at the the musical
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  Cabaret yeah so I land in New York I'm coming back from Ireland yes so I had
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  been drinking a lot of whiskey in Ireland I come back I'm I'm uh I land
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  and it's the World Cup so I'm so I'm sitting at a at a bar and I'm I'm
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  drinking a whole lot of whisky and I'm watching this world cup it's South Korea
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  versus I forget the other team Lithuania or something okay so so I'm I'm all I'm
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  all Lithuania and U and I go outside I have a cigarette and there's this
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  homeless man out there and I I was I'm same thing I'm working on here is uh
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  this homeless marine and I start talking to him we start getting into a
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  conversation and then a woman runs up and starts taking pictures of me with
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  her cell phone and it trips him out so so and I'm three sheets to the wind and
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  I I can't really calm him down he starts running down the road after like 30
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  minutes of conversation so I start running after him and I'm I'm trying to
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  calm this homeless man down in the middle of Time Square we I chase him for
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  a while I'm trying to calm down hey it's me we were just talking relax and he's
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  gone so I turn around I start walking back to the bar pay my bill and I see uh
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  this dude who comes up and I don't know this guy but he comes up to me he says
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  Hey Shai hey man I'm a big fan I said thank you you know he says hey what are
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  you doing tonight and uh and he says well uh why don't you come to my show
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  you know I'm a dancer in this cabaret show and I said Cabaret yeah Cabaret
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  Cabaret is exactly what I'm to do Cabaret so so I he gives me a ticket I
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  go up to I go up to the thing and and the Cabaret is maybe a block away from
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  my thing from my uh bar I get into the theater and there is set up in in in in
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  an old club and there was all these women in Burlesque and I'm like oh this
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  really is some kind of party or something so so uh I'm walking to my
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  seat and on the way to the seat I see that there's this bar over here and I go
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  oh yeah sure I I'll have another drink cuz I need one so so I I get another
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  double whiskey and I sit in my seat and there's these two beautiful 50-year-old
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  women and and I say uh oh yeah well tonight's tonight ladies what's it going
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  to be what do you want to drink and uh and they look at me like don't talk to
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  me um so I I take it as a sign that they want exactly what I'm drinking so I I I
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  so I turn around I go back to the bar and I get uh two more double whiskies I
• 57:31
  walk back to my seat with these drinks and uh and I put the drinks down and
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  they don't want nothing to do with it and I said well all right well you're
• 57:37
  not going to have them so I'll have them and so now now I'm drinking these drinks
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  and the show starts and uh and out comes Allen coming and uh he's smoking a
• 57:46
  cigarette so I oh it's that kind of party perfect I I want to have a
• 57:49
  cigarette too and then he he puts a cigarette out he starts walk he's like
• 57:52
  he's it looks like he's winking at me and I'm thinking oh well this is great
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  and at this point I see the the ballet guy who gave me the ticket and I'm like
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  hey what's going on pal and now everybody's looking at me and now I'm
• 58:02
  feeling like whoa this is kind of weird I didn't know was that kind of show
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  Allan Cummings walks past me I forget all about that again and all I'm
• 58:09
  thinking about is the the leather pants and he winking at me and he walks past
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  me and I I give him a slap on the ass cuz I think he deserves it he he finds a
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  way to wiggle out of my Hercules grip and uh and I'm a little disappointed
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  about it so I think it's time to have another cigarette so so I start having a
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  cigarette and a security guard comes up says can you put the cigarette out no
• 58:27
  problem anyway we get to intermission and a person tells me there's another
• 58:31
  party outside and I'm thinking oh well okay and uh and I see six cops having
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  their own party I get to the station and I quickly realize this isn't I'm not
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  supposed to be here you know this is not I'm not made for this setup this dude
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  says oh White's here it's time for snitching and I'm oh boy oh man so so my
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  posum is like you got to do something man you got to do something you're going
• 58:51
  to die in here so I turn into Tupac and now I'm now I'm now I'm ripping my shirt
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  off and I'm doing push-ups like you know don't mess with me dog I'm crazy you
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  know what I'm saying and and and the guy's like what are you in here for I'm like Cabaret
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  Cabaret and uh and so so I figured you know I'm going to spit on his cop's shoe
• 59:09
  that's my way out so I Spit on His shoe and I'm looking at him and it was and he
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  put a mask on me a Hannibal mask and a lead jacket and ushered me into my
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  private little dwelling uh where I sat for 25 hours that's the story I got wow
• 59:22
  what a night yeah what a night man so that's the story it's funny because I
• 59:28
  can relate it's like a night out that I would have except I'm not famous so
• 59:32
  people don't invite me to think yeah back in the day Matt I mean
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  if you'd been famous when you pulled some of your famous stunts then that
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  would you'd be on Kimmel explaining yourself while you threw a bottle
• 59:43
  through the back window of your own car exactly that's what I mean I can sort of
• 59:47
  relate and like it must be obviously it's different for someone like him
• 59:52
  being out and drunk in public by himself because you know like if I'm drunk in
• 59:58
  public by myself I'm just a nuisance whereas he's he's shy abuff first until
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  he becomes a nuisance yeah so he can get himself into crazier situations than I
• 1:00:08
  ever could oh man but anyway yeah he's he's
• 1:00:14
  great so you know you uh you dislike shy
• 1:00:17
  lauff now Luke sh oh I always have a he's in the Kristen Stewart bucket is
• 1:00:23
  he he is bucket with her who would you
• 1:00:28
  uh who would you have sex with out of them two if you had to shab Christen
• 1:00:34
  Stewart yeah Luke why would I have to you have to what what what what happens
• 1:00:41
  if I choose no you're going out the airlock we shoot your mom in the head
• 1:00:47
  Jesus stay out of this MRA Luke answer the [ __ ] question sorry says Luke I
• 1:00:53
  can't control him when he's like this yeah I think I would I'd sleep with
• 1:01:00
  SH really he's drunk he's drunk and he's doing push-ups drunk he's got his shirt
• 1:01:06
  off [ __ ] he's still got the Hannibal mask on imagine that yeah and that's
• 1:01:12
  terrifying drunk shil buff and when you spit on him he's just going to he's
• 1:01:16
  going to spit back on you oh which no that was the one thing I had the worst
• 1:01:22
  part about that that he sped on someone yeah that was the worst does it yeah
• 1:01:27
  yeah you're going through all of that and then you're like oh that's
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  [Laughter]
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