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Swimming With Turds | Episode 106 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and come
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Speaker 1: laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along
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Speaker 1: with Trade Trendholme and Rod Sharma. Welcome to episode one.
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Speaker 1: we dive into the Indian nostrodamis, before we get into
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Speaker 1: the dirty Olympians, and before we get into people dressing
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Speaker 1: dot com. And because again I'm still fondly remembering the
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Speaker 1: car ride with Trey where he told me we need
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Speaker 1: all social media at Treehouse on air. Now let's jump
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Speaker 1: into some serious stupid you boys. Ready, Yeah, I live
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Speaker 1: on an island in the Caribbean. That's pretty well established.
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Speaker 1: I am currently in Texas at you as you guys know,
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Speaker 1: and the last time my wife and I were here
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Speaker 1: was Christmas, So now we're talking eight months later, and
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Speaker 1: it seems that even in eight months, a lot of
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Speaker 1: things have changed stateside, not only construction in North Texas.
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Speaker 1: You got new buildings popping up every three or four days,
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Speaker 1: roads being built and demolished, all at the same time,
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Speaker 1: sometime at the same time. And I've also noticed how
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Speaker 1: people look different, because we typically see people in vacation mode.
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Speaker 2: It's T shirts, tank.
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Speaker 1: Tops, swimsuits, sandals, basic vacation where right in the States
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Speaker 1: everyone wears more regular things. But the thing that I
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Speaker 1: have noticed the most lately is that everyone seems to
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Speaker 1: be dressing like my dad, and more specifically everyone, like
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Speaker 1: all these dudes are dressing like my father from the eighties.
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Speaker 1: I'm talking short shorts, tall socks, mustaches. The only thing
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Speaker 1: they're missing is walking from the bedroom to the laundry
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Speaker 1: room in worn out tidy whities.
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Speaker 2: With with your junk hanging out.
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Speaker 1: That's the that's that's the final step to these dudes
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Speaker 1: becoming my father from the eighties.
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Speaker 3: I was just saying, like, short shorts, tall socks, mustaches.
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Speaker 3: I can kind of figure out the neighborhood you're in
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Speaker 3: there only three other members and you have queen.
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Speaker 4: Know this.
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Speaker 1: This this is not a running around you know, Cedar Springs,
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Speaker 1: Dallas neighborhood type of thing. No, this is I've seen
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Speaker 1: it in Addison, I've seen it in Plano. I've seen
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Speaker 1: it in uh. We saw it at the Foe at
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Speaker 1: our pool party the other day. Dudes dressing like our
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Speaker 1: dads from the eighties. Again, short shorts, tall socks, mustaches.
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Speaker 1: They look like our coaches from the eighties too, because
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Speaker 1: that was the style and for whatever reason, and that's
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Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's fashionable.
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Speaker 5: Now I don't know it's I've actually had this conversation
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Speaker 5: with some younger guys and I've told him because and
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Speaker 5: this we had more to do with the mullet, but
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Speaker 5: that overall look, and I'm like, go back and look
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Speaker 5: at our pictures. It's not a good look. It doesn't
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Speaker 5: age well. You will not look back at these pictures
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Speaker 5: twenty years from now and go, damn, I missed that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 1: You don't want the tight roll jeans with the Coca
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Speaker 1: Cola T shirt and the goofy the actual like Walt
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Speaker 1: Disney World had goofy with the floppy ears. I'm describing myself.
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Speaker 1: I was five, by the way. You don't want that photo.
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Speaker 1: My mom has that photo somewhere of me at disney
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Speaker 1: World with the goofy hat, a red Coca Cola T shirt,
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Speaker 1: I think, yellowish shorts, I've maybe either rebox or or Converse,
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Speaker 1: and knee high socks.
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Speaker 3: What were you on like this?
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Speaker 6: The Oklahoma version of Wednesday's Child.
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Speaker 3: Also is this not that day? But overall, yes, after
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Speaker 3: you hit the wooden Bean, is that when you got
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Speaker 3: to start dressing yourself? And that's what I think.
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Speaker 1: It was around the same time that I went head
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Speaker 1: first into that playground to clip.
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Speaker 6: I think.
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Speaker 5: I think the goofy hat gives that one away.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think speaking of my daddy looked at
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Speaker 1: me and said, is that what you want, big fella?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead, you can have it.
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Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, I don't.
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Speaker 1: But here's the other thing I've noticed about it is
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Speaker 1: that with all the dudes dressing like our dads and
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Speaker 1: coaches from the eighties, the women have drawn a line. Right,
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Speaker 1: so the guys short shorts, tall socks, mustaches, and they're
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Speaker 1: not good mustaches, by the way, mullets. The women have
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Speaker 1: taken on the eighties fashion trends, but not the hair
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Speaker 1: because the hair from the eighties on women has not
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Speaker 1: come around. The women will wear the all the same
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Speaker 1: clothing from the eighties, but they have not done the
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Speaker 1: hair with the poofy thing up on the front and
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Speaker 1: the bangs hanging down and what the bear claw, Yes
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Speaker 1: they the bear claw hairdo has not come back around
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Speaker 1: in the twenty first century.
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Speaker 2: So the ladies have some taste.
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Speaker 3: Well, I just don't think there's also a hair product
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Speaker 3: strong enough anymore, because I think those have been outlawed.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, because in the eighties all that hair
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Speaker 1: spray put a hole in the ozone, that's right, and
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Speaker 1: now Aquinet's not as strong as it used to be,
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Speaker 1: so that's why they can't even do the bear claw hair.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I mean I was a fan of like,
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Speaker 3: I didn't know how Like. I would just like to
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Speaker 3: see a tutorial of how that haird is done, because
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Speaker 3: it was phenomenal just to see in high school, to
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Speaker 3: see these girls the efforts that it had to have
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Speaker 3: taken to get to achieve the bear claw, as Trey
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Speaker 3: calls it. Yeah, I would love to see that come out.
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Speaker 3: I don't think anybody has the time anymore again, and
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Speaker 3: or the product.
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Speaker 1: And you know it.
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Speaker 2: Here's the other thing.
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Speaker 1: I'm not even sure that Hollywood embraced it because if
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Speaker 1: you go back and watch Stranger Things, you know it's
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Speaker 1: set in the eighties at least the first few seasons, right.
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Speaker 2: I don't think.
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Speaker 1: Any of the characters, any of the female characters, attempted
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Speaker 1: the bear claw haird. And maybe that's because even the
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Speaker 1: hairdressing department said, we can't.
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Speaker 2: That's just too much. That's asking way too much.
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Speaker 1: We could put Jim Carrey in a Grinch outfit for
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Speaker 1: twenty hours each and every day, but we can't do
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Speaker 1: that hair do anymore.
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Speaker 6: That was a uniquely Southern look I believe.
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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh they didn't have that above the Mason Dixon.
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Speaker 6: I really don't think so.
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Speaker 1: So Hawkins, Indiana wouldn't have had I feel like Hawkins,
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Speaker 1: Indiana would have had that hairdo.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: I know Bartlesville, Oklahoma lived on it. My sister every
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Speaker 1: single morning. Bear claw, bear claw, bear claw.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't think like I if you went like
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Speaker 3: the East Coast, I don't think. Uh, I don't think
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Speaker 3: you're gonna get it because.
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Speaker 6: It's Yeah, that really was kind of the female mullet.
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Speaker 3: It was, Yeah, there's more party in the front and
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Speaker 3: in the back it was.
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Speaker 2: It was it was butt crunchy all over.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that was that was making like and the
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Speaker 3: higher it got, I like it's like what they call
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Speaker 3: it now would be peacocking, right, Like, the higher it got,
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Speaker 3: it was like the more attractive that person was. Like,
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Speaker 3: so if you could, if you could date a girl
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Speaker 3: with like the big I mean, like the giant bear claw,
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Speaker 3: like you had status.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's head cheerleader right there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's like she maybe five four, but her hair makes
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Speaker 1: her six foot.
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Speaker 3: It's like it's like fletched six fletch six four six
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Speaker 3: nine with the afro.
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Speaker 5: Yeah right there, and their their homecoming mom would would
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Speaker 5: be the same size as their bare claw.
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Speaker 1: Maybe that was the inspiration for their hair do. It
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Speaker 1: was actually modeled after the gargantuan.
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Speaker 3: Homecoming it was. It was designed as a counterbalance, like
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Speaker 3: you have to keep you have to be able to
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Speaker 3: stand up right, like there was so much happening up here,
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Speaker 3: you had to be able to you know, ground something.
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Speaker 1: So really in the eighties, uh, they were, they were
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Speaker 1: employing physics just to stay upright between the hair and
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Speaker 1: the homecoming moms.
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Speaker 3: I would love to I would love to watch a
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Speaker 3: tutorial on how that's done. So if somebody out there,
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Speaker 3: there's a listener out there that has the a storage
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Speaker 3: unit somewhere that has Aquinet hidden and has the hair
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Speaker 3: and the time to do this black market aquet, that's
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Speaker 3: what you'd have to get today. Or what was it
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Speaker 3: was the other one? White Rain? From that one?
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Speaker 7: Uh?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was the other one. If you
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Speaker 3: couldn't afford Aquinet, there was white Rain.
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Speaker 2: I don't remember the White Rain.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. It was a very very very It's like being
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Speaker 3: off off off Broadway it was off off off market,
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Speaker 3: Like I think you found it like a like a
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Speaker 3: surplus store or something like whatever. Yeah, town small, definitely,
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Speaker 3: town small. That's what. They just pumped it through the
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Speaker 3: air conditioning.
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Speaker 1: So would the White Rain be like in this like
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Speaker 1: in the same aisle as soul Glow or they'll still
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Speaker 1: be different glow like a premium product.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean it's definitely a premium product. So
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Speaker 3: I mean soul Glow would have a standy like it'll
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Speaker 3: have a person like you can see like the desired
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Speaker 3: effect of the soul glow.
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Speaker 1: It might have a little bit with apollonia.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it might have like some fiber optic like
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Speaker 3: to give it the shimmer behind it. Like white Rain,
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Speaker 3: you just found it just felt. I don't think there
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Speaker 3: was a price. You could walk out the store and
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Speaker 3: nobody's gonna care.
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Speaker 1: It was just it was just in one of those binds.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what that's what I'm saying. That is off
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Speaker 3: off off market. It was just a bin full of
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Speaker 3: other stuff.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, White rain. God, I don't remember. I mean I
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Speaker 1: remember La Looks, you know, for the gel.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a that was the one out right there.
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Speaker 2: La Looks and they carried over into the nineties.
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Speaker 3: They did, they went, they they helped I'm sure form
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Speaker 3: some of the hairdos on nine O two and oh.
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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely yeah.
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Speaker 1: And it's amazing because La Looks was able to skirt
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Speaker 1: all those EPA regulations that AquaNet couldn't.
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Speaker 5: You know, I just completely bypassing moose. Oh, my sister,
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Speaker 5: that's right. She when she would do her hair every
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Speaker 5: morning before school, when she was making the bare cloth
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Speaker 5: thing with the bangs looked like an ocean curl and
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Speaker 5: the open ball on top of the ocean curl. In
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Speaker 5: addition to the AquaNet, she had to use moose as well.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, moose Vidal Sassoon's.
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Speaker 2: Absolutely for the extra crunchy.
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Speaker 3: Because it was a european's.
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Speaker 1: I think it seemed it seemed more like Funyon.
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Speaker 3: I think White Rain had a moose too, but it
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Speaker 3: was an actual moose. I don't think it.
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Speaker 1: Was Fit's moose. I don't think they're calling it White Rain.
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Speaker 1: I think it's something else.
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Speaker 1: Let's get Jacqueline into the Treehouse now. From Brooks Plumbing
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Speaker 1: What's going on in the world of Brooks Plumbing today, Jacqueline.
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Speaker 8: I think I'm the queen of just petty and I'm absolutely.
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Speaker 9: Like I'm I refer to myself as like a gentle feminist,
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Speaker 9: not that I think that men are trash or I
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Speaker 9: can do it myself because I have really weak hands
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Speaker 9: and no upper body strength. But a city inspector where
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Speaker 9: we were going to get an inspection on the work
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Speaker 9: that we did, showed up on site talking to one
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Speaker 9: of my my licensed plumbers and said, I'm so f
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Speaker 9: and t can I cuss on a podcast? I'm so
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Speaker 9: fucking tired of secretary's talking above their pay grade, you know,
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Speaker 9: blah blahlah blah blah blah. And without provocation, my plumber
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Speaker 9: came back to me and was like, Hey, this inspector,
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Speaker 9: he is not like you.
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Speaker 8: And I was like, well that's okay.
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Speaker 9: I said, tell me what he said, and he told me,
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Speaker 9: and I felt my eyeballs roll back in the back
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Speaker 9: of my back of my head, and I was losing
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Speaker 9: my mind, and so I ultimately sent an email to
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Speaker 9: his supervisor and him at the same time, and I
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Speaker 9: just said, hey, my name's Jacqueline with Brooks Plumbing and Garland.
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Speaker 9: Today this inspector showed up at my job site and
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Speaker 9: spoke sparagingly about me to my employees.
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Speaker 8: I said.
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Speaker 9: My plumber's feedback, without provacad was that Mike said he
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Speaker 9: was sick of fucking dealing with secretaries who don't know
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Speaker 9: what they're talking about. I said, my feelings aren't hurt
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Speaker 9: by this feedback. I know I'm difficult, However, I'm not
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Speaker 9: a secretary. I'm the vice president of the company, and
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Speaker 9: Mike's willingness to be little meat in where my abilities
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Speaker 9: is wildly unprofessional. I can't help but feel that there's
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Speaker 9: maybe a little bit of gender bias at play. Said,
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Speaker 9: it's already difficult enough for a woman to hold a
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Speaker 9: position of authority in a construction industry, but I hold
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Speaker 9: mine firmly in with great grace, I said, I will
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Speaker 9: not tolerate such behavior on my job sites. If your
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Speaker 9: inspector would like to complain about me, they're more than
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Speaker 9: welcome to complain about me directly to me at the
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Speaker 9: end of the day, I'm just trying to pull permits
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Speaker 9: and pass inspections. And that's kind of it in a nutshell.
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Speaker 9: You just want to do it, and you want to
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Speaker 9: do it well, and you don't want to argue. I
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Speaker 9: felt like I was bringing people into the Dean of
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Speaker 9: Student's office to talk about like morale. It was like,
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Speaker 9: what a ridiculous conversation to be having, and it's.
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Speaker 8: I was just like, Oh, I just want my green tag.
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Speaker 9: That's all I want out of life is just to
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Speaker 9: not be snarky and get my green tag.
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Speaker 2: That's not a bad thing at all. And honestly, I
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Speaker 2: don't even think that's being petty. I think that's keeping
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Speaker 2: people accountable.
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Speaker 8: I think so. And then we'll have to do this
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Speaker 8: for segment two.
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Speaker 9: But I have another accountability thing that we just just
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Speaker 9: finished this morning, but five minutes ago.
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Speaker 8: It's awesome.
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Speaker 9: I'm so glad I get to cuss on here. It's
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Speaker 9: going to be a whole different version of Jacqueline now
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Speaker 9: that I know that I.
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Speaker 1: back to dude dudes dressing like my dad from the eighties,
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Speaker 1: the mustache thing. Look, I'm a purist when it comes
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Speaker 1: to facial hair, especially when it comes to mustaches, because
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Speaker 1: a lot of these mustaches that dudes are sporting today
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Speaker 1: are terrible. They're pencil thin, the nasty like Lieutenant Dangle
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Speaker 1: hornstar style, just gross. Like you have a piece of
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Speaker 1: fried chicken breading hanging off of it. It's just nasty,
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Speaker 1: pencil thin, gross, unsanitary mustaches. I am a firm believer
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Speaker 1: that if you are going to grow a mustache, if
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Speaker 1: you are going to sport a mustache, it better looks
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Speaker 1: as good as either my fathers did in the eighties
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Speaker 1: or Tom Selick's. Anything short of that, don't even mess
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Speaker 1: with it. Same with you with beards, like if if
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Speaker 1: you if you cannot grow an you know, a contiguous
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Speaker 1: beard that looks uniform, don't do it. Just stop because
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Speaker 1: then you just look like a like a like a
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Speaker 1: patchy monkey thing.
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Speaker 3: And just yeah. But you can also if you want to,
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Speaker 3: if you want to style it up a little bit,
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Speaker 3: you can go Freddy Mercury, you know, I know, there's
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Speaker 3: the full selic. Yeah, but if you want to make
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Speaker 3: it got a little European flair.
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Speaker 1: But that's the thing is he could have done the
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Speaker 1: full sellac whole lip mustache, but then he styled it
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Speaker 1: to make it look yes like he was basically without
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Speaker 1: saying it, inviting anyone and everyone for a ride. But
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Speaker 1: it still had body to it. It was a good
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Speaker 1: looking mustache. You're like, you're not going to look at
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Speaker 1: Freddy Mercury's mustache and think he shouldn't have that. You
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Speaker 1: see him with that mustache and go, yeah, that's him.
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Speaker 6: Everything you've said is why I don't have any facial hair.
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Speaker 6: Be I know this is a week's growth everything.
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Speaker 3: Wow, seriously, Yeah.
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Speaker 6: I literally I shave on Fridays.
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Speaker 1: Like that's wow. You are living the dream, buddy.
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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, man, I shaved this morning and I shaved
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Speaker 3: an eight. That's what this looks like.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like most people understand five o'clock shadow. Raj
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Speaker 1: has a five o'clock homeless beard, like four o'clock Gandolf.
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Speaker 3: If I just shaved on Fridays, if I let it
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Speaker 3: go through the wrestled eat like is that Indian double door?
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Speaker 3: What's he doing?
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Speaker 10: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Because if you only shaved on Fridays, by Wednesday,
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Speaker 1: you would not be allowed to fly anywhere, and by Friday,
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Speaker 1: you'd have your own mythical character in some movie franchise.
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Speaker 3: On Friday, I'm randomly selected. On Wednesdays, I'm randomly on Friday,
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Speaker 3: I'm a wizard. That's what I You just got. You
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Speaker 3: just gotta wait it out, Roger. I'm gonna try I'm
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Speaker 3: gonna see how long. Let's see what we can do.
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Speaker 3: I might start just today and not do the just
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Speaker 3: see how big the beard we can get.
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Speaker 2: I say, do that.
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Speaker 1: Let's do the one week trial. You you take on
19:14
Speaker 1: trays shaving habits for one week, which is you shave
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Speaker 1: on Friday and then you don't do it until the
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Speaker 1: following Friday, and let's see how far you can get.
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Speaker 3: Okay, let's okay. We'll have to take it before and
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Speaker 3: after picture.
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Speaker 1: So absolutely the before will be will be interesting, but
19:30
Speaker 1: the after will be you standing in a hallway with
19:33
Speaker 1: a wooden staff screaming you shall not pass.
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Speaker 3: Or I'm being waterboarded.
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Speaker 1: I think that'd be the the transition photo, so that
19:47
Speaker 1: way you come back as white.
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Speaker 2: Raj Gandalf.
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Speaker 3: All right, I'm up for the challenge. I like it.
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Speaker 2: I'm glad you are.
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Speaker 6: Uh.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of being up for the challenge, the Olympics are
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Speaker 1: still going on, and it's been interesting to see all
20:05
Speaker 1: the other stories happening at the Olympics. Sure, the women's
20:10
Speaker 1: US gymnastics team, they won gold again.
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Speaker 2: They're badasses.
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Speaker 1: We had fun talking about the women's rugby team winning
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Speaker 1: bronze and how awesome they were, But there's been some
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Speaker 1: of these other offshoot stories that have been happening with
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Speaker 1: the Olympics. And I use the word shoot very intentionally
20:27
Speaker 1: because the shooting things at the Olympics have been making
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Speaker 1: headlines where I don't really remember that happening before. One
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Speaker 1: of which is there are a number of people online
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Speaker 1: that believe Turkey, the country of Turkey, they think that
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Speaker 1: one of their participants in the shooting sports is a
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Speaker 1: hit man because all these competitors I didn't say athletes,
20:54
Speaker 1: but all these competitors in the shooting sports have all
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Speaker 1: this paraphernalia. They got it to look like World Series
21:03
Speaker 1: of Poker players but with like airsoft pistols, right. They
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Speaker 1: got the big headphones, they got these funky glasses, all
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Speaker 1: this weird paraphernalia. But this dude from Turkey just shows
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Speaker 1: up with a pair of reading glasses and his gun
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Speaker 1: and he he just he smokes everyone into the metal round. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: And he honestly does look a little bit like an assassin.
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Speaker 1: He looks like Clive Owen, the assassin that comes after
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Speaker 1: Jason Bourne in the first Jason Bourne.
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Speaker 3: Okay, do we have a picture of him? Uh?
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Speaker 6: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Hang on, see I'll pull it up here in just
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Speaker 1: a second.
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Speaker 6: Rise.
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Speaker 5: Nondescript middle aged white guy is exactly how I would
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Speaker 5: really and he's from Turkey.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're right, Trey. Not only is that a
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Speaker 1: perfect description if you were holding an open casting for
21:53
Speaker 1: nondescript middle aged white guy, that's what this shooter from
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Speaker 1: Turkey looks like. But if you are in actual, honest
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Speaker 1: to goodness assassin in real life, that's what you would
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Speaker 1: want to look like. So you could just breeze byto everybody, yeah,
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Speaker 1: blend dead.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Okay, So Raj, here you go. I'm gonna show you
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Speaker 1: two shooters side by side, and you tell me which
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Speaker 1: one you think is the hit man from Turkey.
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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, are you ready?
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Speaker 3: Yep?
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Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
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Speaker 1: Which one do you think is the hit man?
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Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah for sure? Yeah yeah, that's uh.
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Speaker 1: I believe the dude on the right, clearly, he's got
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Speaker 1: the salt and pepper hair, his reading glasses, one arm
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Speaker 1: up and just not giving an f He's like, I'm
22:34
Speaker 1: just gonna shoot this real quick. The guy on the
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Speaker 1: left from Serbia, he's got oversized ear muffs, weird glass,
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Speaker 1: tight targeting things from Star wars some lines on his head.
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Speaker 1: I don't even know what.
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Speaker 2: Half that stuff is. But the guy from Turkey don't
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Speaker 2: need it.
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Speaker 1: He's just it's pretty amazing when you got the guy
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Speaker 1: from Turkey just raw dogging the shooting at the Olympics.
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Speaker 5: And that's I never realized the tech they're allowed to wear.
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Speaker 5: I mean, like some of the eyeglasses look like something
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Speaker 5: the borg would have stall on your eyes.
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Speaker 1: It's those performance enhancing uh materials.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's shooting the target like he wants to go.
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Speaker 3: So when do we start shooting the people?
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Speaker 2: Does bring me challenge?
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Speaker 3: Put them in caught. Let's see.
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Speaker 1: I'm not even using night sights.
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Speaker 2: These are just simple iron sights.
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Speaker 3: These are even prescription glasses. I don't even know why
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Speaker 3: I'm winning these.
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Speaker 1: I got these at zvs cvs Paris three dollars.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's killed, he's killed people. He he just woke
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Speaker 3: up and like he literally just walks in. He's like,
23:45
Speaker 3: I'll see you guys after the Golden after the metal ceremony,
23:49
Speaker 3: people and drink.
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Speaker 1: After the metal ceremony, He's got to go home and
23:52
Speaker 1: make petu butter and jelly sandwiches for his kids.
23:55
Speaker 3: Lunches I have to make I just take the kids
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Speaker 3: to school, murder some foreign diplomat and then pick them up.
24:05
Speaker 3: It's a long day to day.
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Speaker 2: My list is very low.
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Speaker 1: But speaking of shooting in things at the Olympics, we're
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Speaker 1: talking about this guy from Turkey. The South Korea female
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Speaker 1: shooters were really, really good, and someone pointed out, how
24:24
Speaker 1: is it that the United States of America, which is
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Speaker 1: clearly known for guns, has not done better? Like, how
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Speaker 1: is the country with the Second Amendment not done better
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Speaker 1: at shooting in the Olympics.
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Speaker 2: And I have a theory as to.
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Speaker 1: Why all these shooting contests at the Olympics. They're all
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Speaker 1: shooting at targets. If you want to see American exceptionalism
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Speaker 1: with guns, they have to be pointed at other people.
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Speaker 1: We're really good at that. We get a gold medal
24:51
Speaker 1: every single day for shooting each other.
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Speaker 3: That's the sport the guy from Turkey is waiting for
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Speaker 3: to shoot other people. Would I will kill it this?
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Speaker 3: I mean literally, I will kill it this.
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Speaker 1: I mean really it would be if if you get
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Speaker 1: the hitman shooter from Turkey and then all the contingent
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Speaker 1: of the US shooters instead of shooting at targets, just
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Speaker 1: make it a one in the chamber multiplayer thing like
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Speaker 1: Call of Duty and then see who comes out with
25:20
Speaker 1: a metal.
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Speaker 5: It needs to be like the opening scene and scenes
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Speaker 5: and Men in Black, where Will Smith is going through
25:26
Speaker 5: that obstacle course with the aliens and things popping out.
25:29
Speaker 5: Then you would see American exceptionalism.
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Speaker 3: If it's just random people though there's no actual target,
25:36
Speaker 3: just random people.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, airsoft guns, they're not that Yeah, not high caliber enough.
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Speaker 3: No, okay, yeah that's true.
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Speaker 1: They're too wimpy for American hands. It is pretty embarrassing though.
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Speaker 1: And when they start the qualifying at the shooting contest
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Speaker 1: at the Olympics, when the Americans step up, they have
25:55
Speaker 1: to physically move their shoulders towards the target because there's
25:58
Speaker 1: so buy seaport to get the It's terrible, but.
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Speaker 3: It's so true. Like the other way, Brad, the other way.
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Speaker 1: It's like everyone shows up. When the South Koreans are
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Speaker 1: shooting at the targets with the Americans d or the arena,
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Speaker 1: everyone runs.
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Speaker 1: thing I wanted to point out about the Olympics and
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Speaker 1: some of the peripheral stories that have been happening around
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Speaker 1: Paris is the dirty river water in Paris.
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Speaker 3: Uh.
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Speaker 1: Now, granted, I took French in high school for a
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Speaker 1: few years. But I'm not sure if I'm saying the
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Speaker 1: name of the river properly. Is it the Sane River.
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Speaker 2: It's the Sin the Sen River, that makes.
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Speaker 1: Sense, the Senriver, So the Sand River has been dirty
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Speaker 1: for hundreds of years. I mean, I'm pretty sure Paris
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Speaker 1: was designed for all the sewage to flow directly into it, right.
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Speaker 2: Well, that was an.
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Speaker 1: Issue that was brought up with the International Olympic Committee
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Speaker 1: when it came time to whether or not to.
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Speaker 2: Award Paris the Olympics.
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Speaker 1: Contrecte like, well, your river's kind of a toilet, so
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Speaker 1: how can we fix this to actually have the Olympics
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Speaker 1: and have events in that river?
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Speaker 2: And oh, we'll get it cleaned up. So they get
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Speaker 2: it cleaned.
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Speaker 5: Up at the cost of one point five billion.
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Speaker 1: That's right, And then one point five billion dollars of
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Speaker 1: cleanup efforts went away all in one flood because it
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Speaker 1: all came roaring back into the river to where they
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Speaker 1: had to actually postpone certain events that were scheduled to
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Speaker 1: take place in the Sinn River for the Paris Olympics,
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Speaker 1: and that includes the triathlon because they're not doing the
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Speaker 1: regular swimming stuff in the river, which would be interesting.
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Speaker 2: They still do all the freestyle.
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Speaker 1: And the breaststroke and all those things that Michael Phelps
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Speaker 1: and Katie Ldecki have dominated at They do that in
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Speaker 1: a controlled environment, in a chlorinated pool. It would be
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Speaker 1: interesting to see how they would do in the open
30:20
Speaker 1: dirty water though. But other events do happen in that water,
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Speaker 1: like the triathlon. The rowing stuff happens now. Granted, the rowers,
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Speaker 1: unless something is really gone bad, they don't have to
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Speaker 1: actually get in the water. The triathletes do because they
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Speaker 1: got to swim in that water. And there's one Olympian
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Speaker 1: in particular from Belgium, and she took issue with some
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Speaker 1: of the pollution in the water at the Paris Olympics
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Speaker 1: because there was a postponement due to the pollution. The
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Speaker 1: water was deemed safe enough to swim on Wednesday, but
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Speaker 1: just a couple of days before the river was and
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Speaker 1: had you know, monumental amounts of E. Coli and other bacteria. Okay, So,
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Speaker 1: Julian Vermilion of Belgium, who finished twenty fourth in the triathlon,
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Speaker 1: blasted Olympic officials who made the call to hold the race.
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Speaker 1: While she admitted that a cancelation would have been a disgrace.
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Speaker 1: She said she didn't think the water was safe enough
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Speaker 1: to swim, and she said, while swimming under the bridge,
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Speaker 1: I felt and saw things that we shouldn't.
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Speaker 2: Think about too much.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I drank a lot of water, so we'll know
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Speaker 1: tomorrow if I'm sick or not. It doesn't taste like
31:34
Speaker 1: coca cola or sprite. Of course, the sin River has
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Speaker 1: been dirty for one hundred years, so they can't say
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Speaker 1: the safety of the athletes is a priority. That is bull.
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Speaker 1: That's the wrong button. Hang on, she said, that's b. Yes,
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Speaker 1: that's bull. That's still the wrong button. Oh, hang on,
31:52
Speaker 1: that's bolt.
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Speaker 3: There we go, there we go.
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Speaker 1: I'll fine, I'll figure out these buttons eventually. But yeah,
31:58
Speaker 1: you know, nothing like one leg of the triathlon having
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Speaker 1: to swim through a little, a literal river of I
32:08
Speaker 1: mean it's bad enough when the triathlon when during the
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Speaker 1: swimming portion, because all these competitors are around you, Now
32:14
Speaker 1: imagine duty. That's probably when your hand reaches forward and
32:20
Speaker 1: it touches it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a that's a that's a thing. That's
32:27
Speaker 3: a in in like in India, there are like, you know,
32:30
Speaker 3: the on the side of the road that you have
32:32
Speaker 3: little creeks and people will do their business in the
32:35
Speaker 3: in the creeks and stuff like that. But uh, full
32:38
Speaker 3: on river of do Uh that is a.
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Speaker 2: I think they should just rename that the Shawshank event.
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Speaker 1: You get the award, you get the antide Frame Award
32:52
Speaker 1: for swimming through all the excrement to get to the
32:57
Speaker 1: to get to the gold medal podium.
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Speaker 3: All expense paid trip. Does they watching? Ah?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, when they fly home the flight like you might
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Speaker 5: as well just go ahead and put on the biohazard suits.
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Speaker 3: Well you haven't even landed, and they've already declared an
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Speaker 3: emergency landing, Like you haven't even taken off yet.
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Speaker 1: They know those Olympic triathletes, they know where they've been
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Speaker 1: and now they're they're gonna have to take their own flight.
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Speaker 3: That's just you can't. You can't. You can't. You can't
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Speaker 3: even shower that off like that is that's in you now?
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Speaker 1: It's yeah, you're right. Not only was it on you,
33:37
Speaker 1: but it's in you. And at some point you get
33:41
Speaker 1: to tell the story about how you are an Olympian. Right,
33:45
Speaker 1: Most people's stories as Olympians involve the their competitors, their teammates.
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Speaker 1: These athletes have to talk about the other things in
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Speaker 1: the water with them.
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Speaker 3: She said, she swam and felt things. Yeah, that's uh,
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Speaker 3: that's that's okay, that's gross.
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Speaker 1: And and and and here's the other thing that's fringe.
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Speaker 2: So you know, it smells.
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Speaker 3: Worse, but it makes great wine.
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Speaker 5: Uh, and it's condescending.
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Speaker 1: there is a story that Trey saw the other day
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Speaker 1: that he sent along to me that I think it's
35:15
Speaker 1: imperative that we cover it because not only do we
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Speaker 1: bill this show as Dallas fort Worth's funniest show, regardless
35:25
Speaker 1: of medium, whether it's podcast, digital, radio, television, I'll put
35:32
Speaker 1: us up against anything else in DFW as far as
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Speaker 1: being the funniest. And I also like to think that
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Speaker 1: shy have Donovan Lewis on the ticket, we have the
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Speaker 1: most color, and per per capita, we do because one
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Speaker 1: out of three members of the tree House is a
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Speaker 1: person of color. And that's not a dei thing, it's
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Speaker 1: it's just because he's really talented. The ticket, on the
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Speaker 1: other hand, with Donovan, who who is a wonderful man,
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Speaker 1: is one of like twenty, right, I think the fan
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Speaker 1: has uh, they have, the fan has Chris Arnold, and
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Speaker 1: then again it's.
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Speaker 2: A bunch of other white guys.
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Speaker 1: So what I'm getting at is that we are diverse
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Speaker 1: and funny, but we're not diverse just for the sake
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Speaker 1: of being diverse.
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Speaker 2: Does that make sense?
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Speaker 3: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Now, I say all that as a very obvious disclaimer
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Speaker 1: because I'm going to read a story about an Indian
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Speaker 1: gentleman and I.
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Speaker 2: Need Raja's input.
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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so.
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Speaker 2: Consider this a token operated machine.
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Speaker 3: I get it.
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Speaker 1: There is a man who is known as the Indian Nostradamus.
36:53
Speaker 1: His name is Kushal Kumar. That's what he goes by,
36:56
Speaker 1: and he is named a new date or world World
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Speaker 1: War three and it's apparently really really soon.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Earlier this year it was reported how the Indian oastra
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Speaker 1: damis who claims to be an astrologer who predicts world events.
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Speaker 1: Recently told how tensions would rise between Israel and Hamans,
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Speaker 1: both sides of Korea, China and Taiwan, and Russia and NATO.
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Speaker 1: He feels that we are headed towards World War three.
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Speaker 1: He used to predict the exact date of World War
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Speaker 1: three was June eighteenth, but since June eighteenth came and
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Speaker 1: went over the last few months, he's issued two other
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Speaker 1: possible dates, both in July. Well, seeing is how we're
37:37
Speaker 1: in August. Now, he's going to have to have a
37:39
Speaker 1: fourth option. Now he's claiming August fourth or fifth. So
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Speaker 1: if you're listening to this episode of The Treehouse, which
37:48
Speaker 1: you know comes out on the fifth, hopefully we've heard
37:52
Speaker 1: this and enjoyed it before the end of the world
37:54
Speaker 1: has happened, according to the Indian Noastra Damis. He said
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Speaker 1: some worrisome news reports and other intensionally war hotspots across
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Speaker 1: the globe have also appeared in the medias during July
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. He's expected he expects world War three
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Speaker 1: to break out this weekend or last weekend, depending on
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Speaker 1: when you hear this or if you hear it.
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Speaker 2: At all, because if he's right finally, then.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he can't be the Indian Nostra Damas. I'm sorry,
38:34
Speaker 3: why not? Because I have some I have to be
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Speaker 3: honest to come clean. After a long time, I've known
38:42
Speaker 3: all of you guys, this accent that I have, I've
38:45
Speaker 3: been faking the whole time just to be on this show, right,
38:48
Speaker 3: because you need to understand something. Then I am the
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Speaker 3: Indians Damas. I am Nostra Damish, the Punjabi prognosticator. I
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Speaker 3: can see I can see him too the future and
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Speaker 3: just like my colon, it is dark. All right.
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Speaker 2: Hang on, I'm gonna find some music for you.
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Speaker 3: I will give you my predictions.
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Speaker 1: Hang on, hang I gotta find music for for you.
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Speaker 1: I can make sure that you are.
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Speaker 3: Were normally I normally bring a band, but they are
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Speaker 3: busy on a day wedding.
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Speaker 1: Hang on, we find something for you. Now that's a
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Speaker 1: massagey sounding.
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Speaker 3: You gotta give him that.
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Speaker 10: Houck dude.
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Speaker 3: I would like to meet her.
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Speaker 2: As well, any predictions about her.
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Speaker 3: She is going to be my next wife. I have
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Speaker 3: to tell the last time.
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Speaker 2: Is that a little too hard for the Indian astronomist that.
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Speaker 3: In my ears is not good. Okay, predictions will not
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Speaker 3: That's not it. That's traffic.
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Speaker 2: I don't think we need Indian traffic. That'd be really weird.
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Speaker 3: Everything is stopped.
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Speaker 1: Let's try this. I had I had to go super
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Speaker 1: super stereotypical on this. I just typed sitar.
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Speaker 3: Yes, this is from my band, the Nostradamises. I will
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Speaker 3: give you my predictions now, Dan Entry. One day, sharks
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Speaker 3: will not only do cocaine, but they will be able
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Speaker 3: to cut and snort their way through an eight ball
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Speaker 3: with their own noses. The construction on seventy five will
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Speaker 3: never end, but construction on thirty five and Fort Worth
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Speaker 3: will eventually be completed because fort Worth does everything better
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Speaker 3: than Dallas.
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Speaker 1: This is interesting, so like the shark cocaine thing already happened.
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Speaker 2: We read that at the pool party last week.
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm making my predictions then, don't.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Okay, I am intrigued by the construction thing.
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Speaker 2: How did that go again?
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Speaker 3: The construction on seventy five will never end, but the
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Speaker 3: construction on thirty five and Fort Worth will eventually be
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Speaker 3: completed because fort Worth does everything better than Dallas.
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Speaker 1: Any other any other grand predictions?
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Speaker 3: One day, Dan, will appreciate urcott and regret telling them
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Speaker 3: to eat bags of dicks.
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Speaker 2: H Trey. He's right about that one.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, one day, my friends, and mark my words, Willie
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Speaker 3: Nelson will have groupies. This is this one was a
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Speaker 3: very hard prediction to make, but it's coming true. I
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Speaker 3: promise the Dallas Cowboys will win the Super Bowl. Oh no,
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Speaker 3: one day you will have. One day you will have
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Speaker 3: to pay for everything, even monthly subscription to use your
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Speaker 3: computer mouse. Your whole life will be like flying Spirit
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Speaker 3: airlines the last few. Never trust a fart.
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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if that's really a prediction, as it
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Speaker 1: is just really sage advice.
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Speaker 3: I do both. And speaking of never trusting parts, fuck
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Speaker 3: the British. I have seen a sign, and I believe you. Yes,
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Speaker 3: a sign, a sign. Yes, A bird shall rise from
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Speaker 3: the ashes like a phoenix and be glorious. Then the
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Speaker 3: bird shall fall again, And then it shall rise again,
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Speaker 3: but horribly disfigured, with its beak coming out of its
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Speaker 3: ass and flying into walls. Then the birds shall fall
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Speaker 3: into the grille of a Ford Ranger and perish. Then
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Speaker 3: the birds shall rise again, only flies in aimless circles
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Speaker 3: because it's chained by Talentless dead Weight. Does any of
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Speaker 3: this sound familiar to you, guys? And finally, I'm.
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Speaker 1: Going to plead the fifth on that I'm not really
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Speaker 1: sure my.
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Speaker 3: Predictions and they always come true. Say that again, so
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Speaker 3: just my predictions and they always come true. And finally,
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Speaker 3: someday this show will pay me what I'm actually worth.
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Speaker 1: Okay, See that's not a prediction. Now you're just wishing
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Speaker 1: for things.
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Speaker 3: It's called wishful thinking. It can happen. I am the
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Speaker 3: great noster Dumish.
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence.
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Speaker 6: By flying in circles.
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Speaker 3: I would keep surprising and every time the death is horrible.
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Speaker 1: There it is again, just popping up, just playing more
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Speaker 1: drowning pool, the nickel back on repeating. All right, thanks
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Speaker 1: for hanging out with us inside the tree house today.
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Speaker 1: We appreciate it. Thank yous, Dumish's locome for your insight
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Speaker 1: and predictions into our blake futures. We'll see you next
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Speaker 1: time in the trio.
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Speaker 3: See m hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mhm