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5: THE HALLOWEEN EPISODE (EXTRA SPOOKY) · Unc Cast

• 0:14
  SPEAKER_00: You ready?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_03: Are you sure you're ready?
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: Are you?
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_03: You ready for this?
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_03: Um I think so, yes.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, turn around.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean turn around?
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Turn around and I'm gonna turn on my camera and then you'll see it.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: I'll just close my eyes, I don't want to turn around.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_03: Okay what?
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_03: Okay what?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, look.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_01: And what?
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: I can't see anything.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Uh take your hand away from your face.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now open your eyes.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck is that?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, a Bowser.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_00: How much did you spend on that?
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_00: This fucking hat was.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's why I was like, that's the spiked collar.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I was like, I don't have the neck for this.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: Uh oh welcome back to the show.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: This is episode five, the Halloween episode.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: Super Halloween episode recorded ten days before Halloween.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_00: Because yeah.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: I I'm I will say I am glad because you said let's dress up, and I was like, I don't have any sort of costume.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: If we did this on Halloween, I'd probably be wearing a fucking Minecraft creeper mask.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a kid's costume.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_00: In my opinion for Halloween or this.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's uh yeah.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: Um, what's the Halloween episode?
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: It's spooky.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: Um spooky for audio listeners.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm uh I'm a wizard.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm dressed as costume.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's dressed as Bowser.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_00: He looks very handsome, very awesome.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: I had not seen his until just now.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: It looks great on you.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: How are you doing today?
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: Are you having a great Halloween right here on the 21st of October?
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_01: I'm having an amazing Halloween, you know.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I've celebrated Halloween since I was like a teenager and went to parties.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: Uh do you dress up?
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: Do you still go out?
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Do you trick or treat?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: Um the last few years we have, we've had uh like a friend group that loves to do a Halloween party.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um and then they got married on Halloween last year.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_00: Very spooky.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I do remember that.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: But now they're all married and probably you know, busy doing married things, so bit busy planning their lives.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: Lame, lame, lame.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: Let's hop on Fortnite, guys.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um, my costumes are really a kind of a costume, so I do want to shout out real quick.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm back on Twitch streaming at Samsung Fridge 47.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: I play chess dressed up in this wizard costume.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_00: So if you want to go see the the next Grandmaster, the chess wizard himself.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Uh go follow me.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not very good, but we have a great time.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: Listen to tavern music and drink magic potions while s uh checkmating some bitch ass gnomes.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: How many wizard points are you at chess?
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: Wizard points at chess?
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: Uh five hundred, if you can believe it.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: I'm getting so close to number one.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: Number one, you're almost at uh I'm getting close to number one every day.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: A little bit closer, one more match to uh Grandmaster.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why it seems like I always get closer to number one when I lose, but whatever.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_00: I'll be number one one day.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Too many potions.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_00: I gotta get out of the wizard bit.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: It's ever since I started doing this on stream.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: I I just started I can't stop talking in this stupid ass voice.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna go to work.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: Someone's gonna ask you something.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: Good morrow, friend.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: I I pray to tell you of these items you seek.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I didn't even realize I'm talking like that on the show.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: This beard is itchy, dude.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: Why did we do this?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: What a terrible idea for an episode.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: Why did you suggest this?
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_00: And why did you course me doing it when I said no, I don't want to do that?
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: I forced you into wearing the costume you were wearing an hour ago.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: But anyways, uh, since Eli over here tasked me with the things today.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_00: You volunteered.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: I volunteered.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm going to be leading the show, which is gonna be a strange departure.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: Also, episode five.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: Five more four more than we previously did, or three more than we previously did.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: This idiot can't even do simple math.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I can't even I can't get out of the I can't get out of the character.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe if I take like part of the beard off.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, now there's fucking costume beard hair in my mouth.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's tasty.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: But I'm gonna be leading the episode, so I was trying to do 10, but I ran out of time.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: We have nine spooky and frightening questions.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_01: Whoa.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it's just gonna be trivia.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: Some some some holiday trivia.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: A little spooky, a little creepy, a little maybe even disturbing.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: So I have I have nine questions.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna give you three choices for each of these.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, multiple choice.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because I some of these you are not gonna guess.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: Why don't you believe in me?
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: Some of them are s okay, yeah.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: You you're gonna get all of them right.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_01: You're right, man.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_01: You don't know me.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know you.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_00: I guess just hit me with the first one.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_00: Let's do it.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: So you know what a jack-o'-lantern is, correct?
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's those things that you see in front of people's houses you smash with baseball bats.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_01: So mailboxes.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: Before pumpkins, what were jack-o'-lanterns originally made of?
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: Was it A ornips?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: B squash.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: What are you laughing at?
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Or C watermelons.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_00: I got just so distracted by my hat falling, you're gonna have to repeat the question.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: Um I can't lean back in my chair with this fucking hat on.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_00: I keep forgetting.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, for audio listeners, uh, Eli is trying to stand on top of his chair and his hat keeps falling off.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, but back to the question.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: What were jack-o'-lanterns originally made of?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_01: A turnips, B, squash, or C, watermelons?
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, this is a good one.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go ahead and say probably not turnips.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_00: The other two sound very believable.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_00: When was this?
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_00: When was the the pumpkin Jack o' Lannon invented?
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know?
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, so originally I'm pretty sure it wasn't like a Halloween thing, but it like got adapted into it.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_01: So I want to say like the 1600s, I wanna say.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, watermelons are an American invention.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_01: How do you know?
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_01: Because they only grow in America.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_01: I went to school.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_00: Were you there in the 1600s?
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_01: You're right.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_01: My bad.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_00: I was.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_00: I've been alive for 2,000 years.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_00: I don't remember seeing you there.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just kidding.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_00: Um man.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_00: See, a watermelon's more pumpkin shaped, which leads me to believing that, but something in my gut's telling me squash.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm gonna go ahead and lock in watermelon anyway, and then just be insanely mad if it is squash.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: So final answer watermelons.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_00: Watermelon, Sandia.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: You know?
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_01: Sometimes you can't count out what you think's wrong.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: It was turnips.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_01: I hate this game! Uh no, they originally were made of what?
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_01: They would carve little faces into them to ward off spirits.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_00: They're so tiny though.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_00: I was just thinking of something super similar to a pumpkin.
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: They're so tiny.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: How do you like misremembering?
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_01: Rutabagas and potatoes.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: What the hell is a rutabaga?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_01: A rutabaga?
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_00: A Rutabaga?
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_00: Beets?
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_00: I like beets.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_00: Beets are great in the smoothies.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: Beets makes the most sense because you can have those big old beets.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_00: My hat keeps falling and my beard keeps wanting to fall off.
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_00: So you're O number one.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_00: What's the next one?
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: And uh for the listeners at home, Eli gets to live if he gets five of these right.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: Uh-oh.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_01: Putting some stakes on this.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_01: Since a spooky season, let's think of some spooky movies.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: Not really a horror movie, but really good psychological thriller.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_01: Donnie Darko, right?
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_01: Great movie.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_01: What comedy actor had his first role in the movie Donnie Darko?
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I I have not seen Donnie Darko, but I know this one.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_00: Because I've been wanting to watch it, and I keep seeing it pop up on my thingy.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, why the hell is he in it?
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_01: You want to give it a guess off rip?
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let me, but let me make sure I'm.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on, I might be mixing it up with someone else.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean it's trippy, you can't really look it up.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not looking it up.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking off to at my wall, pondering.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_00: Do I get any extra points if I guess it without the multiple choice?
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_00: Any any like saving grace or like a I'll give you a half point if you can guess it off rip.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_00: Jake Gyllenhaal.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_01: Not that.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_00: Am I mixing up somebody?
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, Jake.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_00: Jake Gyllenhaal is not a comedy actor.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I mis misheard the question.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_00: Shit! I haven't seen Donnie Darko.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't he in it though, Johnny or Johnny Gyllenhaal?
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_00: Johnny Gyllenhaal.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, everyone, the answer we were looking for was Seth Rogen.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_01: That again is Seth Rogen.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: He was a 17 in the movie.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: He was in Sausage Party.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: He wrote Sausage Party.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck, but Jake Jillenhall was in it though.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not like completely stupid.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking it up.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'm mixing up my actors.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_00: It definitely wasn't Seth Rodney.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Jake Jellenhall was Donnie Darko.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I thought.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, isn't he not literally the Donnie Darko?
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_00: Mr.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_00: Darko himself.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_00: Damn it.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't seen it, so.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_00: Is it good?
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_01: Really good movie.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't recognize Jake Jellenhall because he's fucking like 16 in it, so no, like I want to see it, but it keeps popping up on like whatever streaming service I'm using, and I saw that he was in it, and I was like, that's the only person I like recognized.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_00: I guess I wasn't like looking very closely.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_00: Shit.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: So maybe we uh think about these a little bit more.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe you shut the fuck up and give me some better questions.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: Moving on to question number three.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_01: Holiday specials are always near and dear to my heart.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_01: And there's not that many Halloween specials, but you know who did one?
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: Charlie Brown.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: The Charlie Brown Halloween.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_01: What creature do they believe will bring them candy and that they talk to?
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, interesting.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_00: Was it Are choices?
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm not taking another I'm not taking another guess off a rip.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: Was it A, Mr.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_01: Halloween?
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: B, the all hollow, or C, the Great Pumpkin.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_01: The Great Pumpkin locked in.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah! I got it right.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: And unfortunately, you're correct.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_00: Holy shit, bro.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: You scared the fuck out of me.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_00: He goes, well, and then he put his hand together like he was about to give me a round of applause, and then he says, Unfortunately, you're just playing with my poor little wizard heart, man.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, one of three, so I'm still I'm still in this.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: You're still in it?
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: You still have great pumpkin, huh?
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_01: Did you watch Charlie Brown's Halloween?
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think I did.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think I've watched a Charlie Brown ever besides the the the one where they're dancing.
• 13:48
  unknown: Yeah.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_00: Never looked at Charlie Brown.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_00: I what the hell is the Hall Mr.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_00: Halloween?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_00: Is that what you said?
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Mr.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_00: Halloween.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_00: Did you make those up yourself?
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: No wonder that explains.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_00: I might have I might have like subc I might have seen this when I was a kid and like subconsciously remembering it.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but that that could just that great pumpkin it spoke to me.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, I remember watching the Thanksgiving special a lot as a kid because it would always be on TV.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, this beard is permanently gonna stay down because I cannot function.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_00: Well, one out of three, not not the best.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_00: I could still get a I could still get a s a seven out of nine, which is passing.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_00: It's passing.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so sorry.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: This is I'm looking at you, and then right underneath of it is our Discord messages, and I just see the the spider ass.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I have to put that on screen.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: This is just what I'm staring at.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: Like I got Lawrence on top, and then just that thing right underneath.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: It is uh tell the view you want to tell the viewers what it is, the audio listeners.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_01: Uh audio listeners, it's this inflatable bouncy castle of Spider-Man, and he's just caked up on the back.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_00: Like yeah, the backside is it the each cheek looks just as big as the head in the front.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: You can see it from the bat or see it from the front.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_01: Man, do I want to bounce around in there?
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: Anyways, next question.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_01: So you know how I've been getting back into Pokemon, but apparently they got into the Halloween spirit as well.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh so this Halloween Pokemon is based on a jack-o'-lantern.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_01: Is it new?
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's been there it's new err to you, but it's not new new.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_00: Shit.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_01: It came out in the uh I think Sun and Moon.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't play that one.
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_00: Last one I played was X and Y.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_00: Which I think is right before that.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_03: Is it A Draperior?
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, do I get to see a picture of it?
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't even know what it looks like.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can say I'll fucking get a picture right now.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because what the hell?
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_00: Trying to guess a Pokemon with no idea what your looks like.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_00: What kind of prep work did you do?
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_01: I did enough prep word on my brake.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_00: It's a very cool flannel.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_00: It matches your Bowser head.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, uh copy image.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_01: I hope this doesn't copy the name onto the image and you see it.
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_01: Let's let's sure hope not.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: I would hate it.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's called images.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, awesome.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_00: What the hell?
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: It looks kinda like I got a little cat vibe to it too.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, let's run back through the names.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_03: Is it A?
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_03: Draperior.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_03: What that doesn't even sound like a Pokemon.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_03: Or C pumpkaboo.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh There's no way it's Draperior.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_00: That what doesn't even remotely like it.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: Pump pumpka pumpkaboo, you say?
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think I would be I see Drayper doesn't even like remotely, that doesn't seem like the vibe at all.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_00: Doesn't really seem like anything connected to that, but I think I would be more mad at was it light?
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_00: What did you say?
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_00: Light scratch.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_00: Light scratch.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_00: If it's light scratch, we're in it.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: It's spelled weird.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: Light scratch is spelled weird.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's it's L-I-T-E-C-R-T-C-H.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_01: Light scratch.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_00: But these are a name are these names you made up or are these names of other Pokemon?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_03: Because how would you know how it's spelled if you made it up?
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like the way you're looking at me with that stupid ass Bowser face.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: Um that sounds like a dragon type Pokemon.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, this sucks, cause I'm gonna be mad at both names.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_00: I hate both of them.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: Do you wanna cast a spell to get rid of one?
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: I would love that.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_00: What's the spell called?
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_01: No, cast your spell.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: Show the viewers cash your spell.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what it's called.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't know what it's called.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta tell me.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_01: Cash your get rid of one of the options spell, dude.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_03: I cast! Get rid of one of the options!
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_01: So it is not light scratch.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_01: I did make that up.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_00: Punkaboo locked in.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_00: Final answer.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: You know, sometimes we're right in this life.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_01: And today is one of those times.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah! Let's go! Uh Draperior was the first dragon ghost Pokemon.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say that does sound like a Pokemon, but just not this one.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna Is Light Scratch real?
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_00: I made that.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, good, because I was like, that's the second you said that, I was like, that doesn't even sound like a Pokemon.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_01: But Pump Kaboo evolves into uh a bigger pumpkin called Gorgeist, I'm pretty sure.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_00: Very cool name.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_00: I like that.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_00: Would love to see this picture.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_01: It looks stupid.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's yeah, like me right now.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, like I I thought it was gonna be so much cooler, and then you get this.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: That's that's um Yeah.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_01: Let's go to the next question.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_01: No, I mean compare that to the other ghosts introduced that is the same exact type.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_01: Revenant.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: Pregnant?
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_01: Revenant.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I've seen that one.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_00: That guy is super cool.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_00: I am groot looking ass, yeah.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_00: I am groot.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_00: Editor, put all these pictures up.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not doing any of them at all.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not editing a single thing in this episode.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe the Spider-Man cheeks.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_00: That's just because I like looking at them.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: Editor, put that up for the second time this video.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_00: I just keep putting it.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_01: Editor, replace my face with Spider-Man cheeks.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_00: You're two out of two out of four?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_01: Two out of four.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, I'm at 50% right now.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: So a lot of people associate spookiness with like metal and like metal music, right?
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_01: And this metal band, they were ahead of their time.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_01: Do you consider them metal?
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but the Google told me they were a metal band.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: Gotta trust Google.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_01: This metal band wrote an entire album for one episode of of Kids Next Door.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_01: And it's one long music.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: Video.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_03: What was it A Black Sabbath?
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_03: E War.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_03: Or C Falling in Reverse.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: Falling in Reverse is not a metal band.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_00: And Ronnie Radkey can suck my dick.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's the second time I've talked about him on this show.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_00: Um Kids Next Door?
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_00: Gore's like the really cool mess, right?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, they wear the big suits.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_00: Slipknot is like, holy shit, that's cool as fuck.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_01: And they're like, it's a really big mess, the full suits, the platform heels to make them like a foot taller.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't see them doing a hard time.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, they're cool as hell, don't get me wrong.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, okay.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_00: The only I know a metal band that's done like a really long music video for like an entire EP, but that was knockflute.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_01: I might be over I might be over-exaggerating it.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's not an entire album, but for the 12 minutes of the episode, it's one entire song.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 23:24
  SPEAKER_00: Um Coden when Codename Kids Next Door?
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that like early 2000s?
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way Falling in Reverse did it, just by straight logic of when that band existed.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be really mad if it is.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna go ahead and eliminate Falling in Reverse in my mind.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_00: I like Guar.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't know if I could see that.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_00: I think the logical answer is Black Sabbath.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_00: Final answer, lock it in.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_00: You would think that would be the answer.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: But it was actually Guar.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: Was it Guar?
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 24:06
  SPEAKER_01: Guar made an episode of Kids Next Door where they fight the lunch lady, and it's called Kids Must Eat.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_01: It's a very good song.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_00: I we gotta go watch this later.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, but we gotta do that after this episode.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_00: Damn.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_00: I knew it wasn't falling over, so I was 100% confident in that.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't even think they were a band yet.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_00: They definitely wouldn't have been popular enough to get on a show like that, but that no, that surprises me.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_00: That was a good one.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_00: That was a good choice.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_00: You tricked me.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_00: You little trickster.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on, give me a chance.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: Because I wouldn't expect Ward to do it either.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: Black Sabbath, I could see, oh, maybe the creator is a fan and got them.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_01: But no.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Course, Core's sick as fuck, but wow, no, that that got me.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_00: Damn.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_00: So what I have like four more attempts, and I have to get three of them right.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_00: Pretty much.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_02: Shit.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_00: Can I have a do I have the option at some point to call like a lifeline, like to call somebody?
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you got one move called.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, we'll add that to the add that to the board.
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, that was that was question number five, right?
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_00: I try and by the way, you're number four.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_01: No, because I was already two out of four.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wait, now I do have ten questions.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_01: I wrote three twice.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say because I was gonna I was gonna make you come up with one on the spot to make it an even ten.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_01: Uh okay, you ready for the next one?
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm ready for the next one, and if there's video watchers, I'm so sorry you're just gonna watch me struggle with this.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, I normally don't wear my headphones with this costume, and it's causing the beard wrapped around my ears to keep falling off, and it's very irritating.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, tips wizard hat.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_00: I'm ready, sir.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: What famous YouTuber was in Boo, a Medea Halloween.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_00: Boo, a Medea?
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_00: Medea, what is that?
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_01: Is that that Tyler Perry's Medea where he plays the big fat grandma?
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's what I thought.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_00: Um famous YouTuber Yeah.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_01: Was it A?
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_03: Was it A?
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_03: Jack Septic Eye.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_03: You're thinking already.
• 26:35
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't know if I see that, but keep going.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_01: Uh was it B Smosh?
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_01: Or was it C whoosie tube?
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_00: Why'd you have to remind me that person exists?
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, when can I ask what year it came out?
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_00: Is that a good one?
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's very valid.
• 27:00
  SPEAKER_00: Cause that is I need I don't I I wouldn't believe any of them are in it.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_00: 2016.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, whoa.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_01: It was a shock for me too, because all of them were out of this circle by the time this movie came out.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_01: Like these were not the YouTubers anymore.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that really changes changes it a lot.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_00: I am gonna go ahead and rule out pretty confidently Smosh.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_00: You wanna say that?
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_00: Um Jackseptice or FoosieTube?
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_00: Jack Sepisi?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_00: Jackseptice is definitely like way more likable, but would he is he really?
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, he is big, don't get me wrong.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_00: But would he be in a Medea movie?
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_00: See, that's what I'm leaning towards FoozyTube, but I also haven't seen this movie, but also FoozyTube, was this before or he after he went crazy for the 17th time?
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm like.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_00: I can't remember the timeline very well.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_00: Like I used to know FoozyTube.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: I think I used to watch him when I was a kid too, but this would be during like his peak going crazy.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, I'm gonna have to lock it in FoozyTube.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_01: Final answer.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_00: Why you gotta make me doubt myself?
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_03: You locking it in, yes or no?
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: I need an answer.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_01: That was a good choice.
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_01: It was fun.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yay! It was okay.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_00: I was about to be so upset if it was Jack Sceptika.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_00: That one just makes more sense.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know how to explain it, but no, it's just uh if I remember the plot correctly, I I never saw it, it's just from the commercial.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Foosey Tube and a bunch of his college friends move next door and have a big Halloween party, and Medea doesn't like that.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I think I've seen a clip or two of that.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't even like remember that, but no, uh the fact that he was in that it gave him a really big ego and caused part of the downfall of his life.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_01: Hang on, I gotta fucking fight with my shit again.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_01: Will you fight with that?
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on, I'm taking my whole headset off.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, we'll cut this.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_00: This shit's pissing me off.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_01: Editor, cut this foreskin.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_00: That might be the play.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: How are the questions so far?
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_01: Are you liking them?
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_00: There we go, hats fixed.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm liking them so far.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, three out of six, right?
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_00: I can afford to miss one more, I believe, and then it's it's wraps.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_00: Then I gotta really lock in.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_00: But I still I have a lifeline.
• 30:19
  unknown: Okay.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_00: Please proceed with question number seven.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_01: You know what always has a nice Halloween ring to it?
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_01: Fortnite.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_01: Fortnite misses.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, sir.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_01: Really fun.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_00: We love Fortnite, we love Fortnite.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_01: There's there's a new kid on the block when it comes to horror.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_01: They recently got added to Fortnite.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: Who Bonnie Darko.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_03: That happened last year.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_03: My bad.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_01: Was it was it A?
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_01: Nikki from Obsession.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_00: B.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way they would fucking do that, because then people are gonna be like, who is this?
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_00: And then some like 13-year-old's gonna go watch Obsession.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_00: Was it B?
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_01: That'd be that'd be so fucking uh Was it B?
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: Deerhead from this weird Roblox game.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't fucking know what this is.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_01: Uh or Deer Head?
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's like this weird character with like a deer for a head.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's like from some Roblox game.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_00: What a creative name.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_01: Or C.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_01: Jeff the Killer.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I would have heard about Jeff the Killer being in Fortnite.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_00: Uh okay, there's no way it's Nikki from Obsession, because if it is, that is fu that is so fucked.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_00: Um I'm I I like a lot of horror stuff.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not like an old school horror movie guy, but I like like creepypastas.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm in that like community.
• 32:14
  SPEAKER_00: And I have a buddy that we talk about.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_00: We listen to this like uh creepypasta podcast and um talk about it every week.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_00: There's been a lot of coverage of Jeff the Killer, it's a huge meme.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_00: Just knowing him the last like five years, I feel like he would have mentioned Jeff the Killer being in Fortnite.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_00: So just based off that alone, I'm gonna have to go with whatever the fuck Deerhead is from Roblox.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_00: So has that's more believable, because don't they have like tongue tongue shakur, whatever the fuck is whatever that thing is.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_00: That makes it more believable for me that it's so you're going with Deerhead.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, can I look up Deer Head real quick and see this?
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not looking up the answer.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm locking in the answer, so it doesn't matter.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess tell me, because then I'm gonna see the Fortnite thing if it is correct.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: So unfortunately, you were wrong.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_01: The answer was Nikki from obsession.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_00: Are you fucking serious?
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they added her, I think, four days ago.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck is wrong with Fortnite?
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but uh some of those were half like half truths, because they did add a Roblox character from a Roblox horror game to Fortnite, and they added Slendermen to Fortnite.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that I can believe.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_00: They added Nikki from Obsession.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_01: And she holds up a sign that says, No, no, don't, don't, don't.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_00: That I don't like the way that makes me feel.
• 33:53
  SPEAKER_00: It looks like it's really why would they why would they think that's okay?
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_00: You see the problem with this, right?
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like that seems wrong.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_00: Like some nine-year-old's gonna be like, Who is this?
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_00: and then look it up and be like, Oh, mom and dad are home.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna watch this movie.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: Technically, if you want to make that argument, she's only locked behind, you can only use her in Battle Royale, which is a T plus game.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_01: So Uh-huh, I guess, yeah.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_01: It's not like you can play her in rocket racing, it's not like you can play her in the little fucking jump around maps.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at Deerhead right now.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's multiple different pictures, is it this one?
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know how I feel about that.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_00: I also don't know how I feel about I have what, three questions left and I have to get every single one right, or you're gonna come to my house and kill me.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that what you said?
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: So if you can still phone someone, you should have phoned your nephews.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't play Fortnite.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, you want to take a quick potty break before we get into the the real this is the this is the home stretch here.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_00: So the really tough ones.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_00: These are actually tough ones in a moment.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go put on my better wizard thinking cap.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, but alright, we're back.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_00: I've switched from the the wizard hat to my wizard thinking robe.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: To my wizard thinking robe.
• 35:33
  SPEAKER_00: To be fair, I was playing a game of chess on stream today, and I only had the hood on, and I switched to the the thinking hat and ended up winning a game I was losing, so.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe this will work.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe this will work.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_00: Give me the next question.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_00: I cannot afford to miss one or Lawrence is gonna come kill me.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I will.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna come kill you.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: Please don't Halloween has a lot of like limited time offers and everything.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_01: You'd agree to s with that, right?
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like there's always a nice holiday item.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: For sure.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_01: But but this holiday item thought many people it caused many people to think they were sick because it made their poop really dark.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_01: Black licorice.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_01: Was it A limited edition Witches Brew from Alani?
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: Awful flavor.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_01: Or was it B the Black Whopper from Burger King?
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_00: I think I have my answer.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: Or was it C or was it C the ghoul pies from Wendy's?
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_01: The what?
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_01: There were these pies that had like green cream in them.
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_01: Green cream?
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_00: It's not Alani's Witches Brew, I know that.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_00: I hate that flavor.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_00: I like Alani's flavor.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_00: Terrible flavor.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_00: Worst flavor.
• 37:14
  SPEAKER_00: For sure.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_00: Right next to juicy peach, which I don't like how people glaze that one.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_00: Why does every fucking variety pack of Alani have to have juicy peach in it?
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_00: I like Cosmic Midnight.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so s I've never had it.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so sick of every every every brand has to have a peach flavor, and artificial peach is the most disgusting thing in the world.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like a peaches.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_03: Black Whopper?
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_01: Or you said ghoul pies?
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, ghoul pies.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like a you know a ghoul a little little pellet.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want to go straight into just like, oh, it's black so it makes my poop black.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_00: But I think I'm just gonna have to lock that in.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't really think there's a I don't think I've heard of a ghoul pie.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard of the the black whopper.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_01: Are you you're locking it in?
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_00: Were you about to say something that would change the mind?
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_01: Eli.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: You're correct?
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_01: About half of that.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_01: You are correct.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_01: It is the black whopper.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_01: It didn't turn the poop black.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_01: It turned it a really dark, sickly green.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_01: So people thought they would.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_00: Or did you just say color?
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's a dark color.
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay, my bad.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_00: Well, at least I'm correct.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_00: When did that come out?
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_00: I remember that.
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_00: Uh three years ago.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_01: Did you ever try it?
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_01: No, I got the I got the red one for Spider-Man though.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: Where they turned the bread red.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, how was that?
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_01: It made my poop red.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I was gonna ask, actually.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, so what, two questions left?
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_00: And I have to get both of them right.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, hit me.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_00: Hit me, Bowser.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_00: Gay Bowser.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_00: You know that meme, right?
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_01: So longer, gay Bowser!
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: But you know where it comes from, right?
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't there like wasn't it one person in the US named Gay Bowser or something?
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_00: I think they died.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_00: They finally died.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_00: They went up one day and it said zero.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's a sack.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: So long, gay Bowser.
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_01: So long.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, hit me.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_01: We all like anime here.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_01: We're the anime podcasts, right?
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_01: We constantly talk about anime.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_00: You know the show Chainsaw Man?
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_00: I do know the show Chainsaw Man.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_00: I had some fucking loser show it to me a couple years ago.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_00: He wouldn't stop fucking talking about it.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_00: It wasn't even an anime yet, actually.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_00: He just would constantly talk about it.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he talked about it.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_00: It was good that week.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_01: It was really good for a long time.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_00: I actually would like it.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_00: I would like it more if they would put out a fucking season.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_00: I lost interest.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_00: But how well do you know Chainsaw Man?
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I only read a little bit into the movie before the movie came out.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_00: I read that arc.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_00: That's about it.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_00: And then, um I think I got spoiled Yeah, I got spoiled on one thing that you tried to hide from me for a long time.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Denji has a happy birthday.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I would say not very well for the general show, no.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's a lot of characters in Chainsaw Man.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_01: And there's a lot of things they do, but this specific character their power is that they have the entirety of humanity's knowledge in their mind.
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_01: And they can transform it into somebody else, but that causes them to go insane.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_01: And when they go insane, they can only say this specific word.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: Is it a nightmare?
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_03: Is it B Halloween?
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_01: Or is it C Ghost Face Killa?
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way this is real, right?
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_00: If I lose on this, no, there's no way these options are real besides the first one.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_00: If in no way they just say Halloween.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at you, fucking.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_00: There's no way.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_01: Especially not ghost face killer.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_01: So let's let's bug you.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_01: You still can't call a friend.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_00: Do I need to do that on this one or can I should I say it for the last question where I'm probably gonna need it?
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_00: This the options in this very complex anime, there's a person who has all the knowledge of the world and they can give it to somebody else and put it in their head, which leads them to go insane.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_00: And you're gonna tell me they don't say the word nightmare.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_00: They say Halloween or ghost face killer.
• 42:43
  SPEAKER_00: I am not going to phone a friend.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna lock it in nightmare.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_00: And I will end the recording if it's either either one.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's been a good show, guys, because the answer was Halloween.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_01: No fucking shot! She's this girl that is an assistant to one of the main villains, and all she can say is Halloween.
• 43:11
  SPEAKER_01: And her name is Halloween.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm definitely not gonna watch the show now.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_00: What the fuck?
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_00: She's like part of his harem.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: I what?
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'll send you a picture of her right now.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_01: Editor, put this picture on screen.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_00: I might need a redemption question, like a really hard one, but could redeem me from getting killed.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_03: From getting killed.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_00: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's Halloween.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: She's really smart.
• 44:01
  SPEAKER_01: She knows everything.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, because she's dead.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_01: Bad show.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_01: Uh the creator got bored and ruined the manga.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_00: They just need to end it sooner.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_00: Just do like two really good seasons.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_00: Stop with this fucking s like.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_01: At the end of um the first Arc of the Manga, that's the ending I consider real, because the rest just keeps going downhill.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_01: Anyways.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, well, I'm technically on death row, but um give me a last question, and then maybe maybe we could think of a a f a final redemption question.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_00: Unless I get this one wrong too, I guess.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'll just get this one wrong, you just explode.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna get a little darker, a little more sinister.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_01: Little Donnie Darko.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_01: Little Donnie Darko.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_01: This indie metal band they were called Mayhem, right?
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_00: Why does that sound familiar?
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_01: And they got in a little bit of trouble for one of their album covers that they bootlegged and so gave out.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_01: What was on the front of the album cover?
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_01: Was it A?
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_01: The fetus that his girlfriend had aborted.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_01: B leaked pictures from a school shooting.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_01: Or C the lead singers uh suicide photo after he had blown his brains out.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_00: Hmm.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'm gonna use phone a friend here.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_00: If you don't mind.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_00: Let me just get a second opinion on this.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_00: Your friend can't be ChatGBT.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_00: It's not ChatGBT.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_03: ChatGBT.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, what's up, what's up?
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_00: Hey.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_00: Um I'm on this like stupid ass game show and uh they they gave me a phone a friend the option uh phone the friend option and uh I called you because I don't know who else to call.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so the question is um hang on one sec.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_00: What was the question?
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_01: Let me let me go let me sorry, s someone just called me.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_01: Uh distracted today.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: The band Mayhem was famous for having this as their bootleg album cover.
• 47:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_00: So it's about this band that uh called Mayhem that has this um metal band or something, I don't know.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_00: Um it's it's got a there's like a cover art they they did that they got in trouble for.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_00: And um um uh and the the it's a multiple choice, you know, and I think one of the options is like the the fetus that his girlfriend aborted, and then the other one was something about a school sh I think leaked photos of a school shooting, yeah.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_00: And then um um hang on.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_00: What was the other one?
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it was uh lead singers suicide photos.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_00: Uh it was the last option was um the lead singer's suicide the photos.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know the answer?
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_00: Damn, alright, thanks for the help, bro.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_00: Fucking useless fucking idiot.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go with option number A.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_03: The fetus.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: Locking in?
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm locking it in.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_03: Unfortunately.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_01: That is incorrect.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_01: I thought I actually heard this before.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_01: It was the lead singer after he had blown his brains out.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, I swear I've heard this story before.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was the fetus one.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if I was just calling the phone of friend the bullshit.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_01: That's why I said the band's name.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_01: Because that was also something a different band had done.
• 48:59
  SPEAKER_00: What okay.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_00: Shit.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_00: So I cause I I knew I heard that somewhere.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh no, I know this one for sure.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_00: I actually was gonna answer that.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_00: Damn it.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_00: I'm fucking stupid, bro.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is Mayhem the Dawn of the Black Hearts from 1995.
• 49:22
  unknown: Look at that.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_00: Better put it on screen, uncensored.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, the fact that it's online uncensored is crazy to me.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_00: Damn it, man.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_00: Is there any way before you before I blow up here live on the podcast, I could get like a redemption question.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_00: You can make it really hard, but um, you know, if I get it right, I'm saved, and then you gotta blow up.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, let me let me let me find it real quick.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, go for that while I look up this this photo.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna cut that there if we need to.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_00: If you need a minute to think of something.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_00: What was it called?
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_00: Mayhem what?
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_00: Uh Dawn of the Okay.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm scared.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, even Google has the blur thing on.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, that looks painted.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_00: Is it like an artistic version of it?
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's the photo.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, the one I saw was definitely like a painted version.
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, dude.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, then he did it.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_00: To be fair, that's kind of badass.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_00: I would want someone to do that if I did that.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_01: Are you ready for the last question?
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was uh that was definitely an image.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_00: That was one of the images of all time.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I'm yeah, I'm ready for the final redemption question.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_00: Lay it on me.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_00: If I get this right, I'm redeemed and I don't blow up, and then if you have to blow up.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_00: Live on the podcast.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_03: The anime Sailor Moon has a black cat in it.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck What's more spooky and Halloween themed than a black cat?
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_00: Scary Ghost.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_00: Was it A and Killer Clowns?
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_01: Was it A Starlight?
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_01: B Luna.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck or C Dawn From the Anime Sailor Moon.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_00: I swear to God, if you just tricked me there by emphasizing the word moon, locked it in, Luna.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_00: You're blowing up, big boy.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no!
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_00: It was Luna, yeah.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you gotta blow up.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_00: Do it right now.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_00: Editor.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_01: Editor, put 15 javelin pistols on me right now.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_00: I just spammed the Spider-Man photo with like a bunch of baseball.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_00: There it is.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_00: I won the Halloween trivia quiz.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_00: You really gave that one to me.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_00: The one from Sailor Moon.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_00: Sailor Moon.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_00: I probably I mean it definitely was between Starlight and Luna, but I wasn't really sure which one I was gonna pick.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_00: Great quiz.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_00: How'd I do?
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_00: How would you say I did?
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_01: I mean you failed really badly.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_00: Well sometimes, you know, maybe you should just construct better questions next time.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_00: Wait.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, no, I said that wrong.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_00: Never mind.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck me cut.
• 53:22
  SPEAKER_00: But I didn't teach you.
• 53:24
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_00: Terrible analogy.
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_00: Said it wrong anyway.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_01: Anyways, if you want to lead us out.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, thanks for listening to this Halloween episode.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I cannot wait to take this costume off.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_00: I have to put it at 65 degrees in my place to even wear this thing without sweating my ass off.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_00: But um Yeah, thanks for the trivia question.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for listening.
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_00: If you want to see me wear this stupid costume and play be really bad at chess on uh stream, you can go watch me at twitch.tv slash SamsungFridge47.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_00: Lorenzo, I love your costume.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_00: Do you have any final remarks?
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_01: Uh stay tuned for my return to uh twitch, possibly.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_01: I will be playing Super Monkey Ball exclusively.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_01: Dressed up as Bowser.
• 54:18
  SPEAKER_01: Dressed up as a monkey and a ball.
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to be playing it while in a zorb.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, thank you for listening.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_00: See you in next week's episode.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_00: Happy Halloween.