Sept. 28, 2026 Moron alert! If you hide a pocket knife inside a tube of toothpaste, it is not hidden from the TSA scanner!

Travel tip from the Guru! Before you visit the UAE, make sure your prescription drivers are allowed. Better yet. Don't visit the UAE.

The Atlanta zoo has two new pandas who flew from China on a $275,000 charter flight. Soon that'll be the cost of two first-class seats on Emirates.

Have you ever wondered what it means when flight attendants say "disarm doors" and "crosscheck"?

New Guru Music today. "Please don't ask me how you are doing". This song is dedicated to anyone who is fed up with being asked to fill out service.

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