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Episode 55: We're on your mom and Patreon! · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome into the tree House. It's time to leave your worries outside and join
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me. Dan, O'Malley and Trey trend home today inside the tree House.
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And before we get too deep into the tree house, want to mention our
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very dear friends and new sponsors of the Treehouse the Dallas Comedy Club. Yes,
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the Dallas Comedy Club where this week you can see make sure I keep
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calling her by a different name. I'm not sure why I keep doing that,
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but I want to make sure I get it correct here. So this
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Friday and Saturday at the Dallas Comedy Club you can see Jin Cobert Jen Cobert.
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She has made numerous appearances on TV shows. She's been on Netflix,
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HBO, Disney Plus. She was on Disney Channels hit series Bunked. She's
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also in one of season three episode of The Mandalorian on Disney Plus. And
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she is in Dallas this weekend Friday and Saturday, October sixth and seventh at
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the Dallas Comedy Club Bar. Ticket info Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com.
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That's Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. And I'll say this, you know
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it's a great spot. It's not just a like comedy club it's a great
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bar, great patio. It's you know, if if you're down in deep
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Elm, go check it out. It really is. It's a cool spot.
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It's one of the few places in deep Ellam where I actually want to
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go. Yeah, and there aren't many right now. And the good thing
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is it's kind of on the edge, so if you need to, you
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can escape deep Ellham quickly from Dallas Comedy Club. And it's also, unlike
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a lot of places down there, it has parking close by. Yes it
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does. Dallas dash Comedy Club dot com for all the ticket info and for
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info on other shows happening at the Dallas Comedy Club. So, as I
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mentioned, we are rag less today. There's a reason for that, and
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it has to do with hives. That sounds bad. It does. It
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does sound bad. And it gave me the opportunity to do a little internet
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sleuthing because I I am a nerd. I love to research. I love
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to look things up. I like to learn things, especially if I have
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a preconceived notion about something already. I want to see if the thought in
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my head is accurate. You know, two facts right, So I go
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where everybody else finds facts. These days, and that's the Internet because it's
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always trusty. Because my thought was, I'm pretty sure hives are not contagious,
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so I type that into to the internet. I just simply asked,
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our hives contagious? You want to know the answer? I got Trey,
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Yes, I'm curious. Hives are itchy welts, often triggered by an allergic
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reaction. Some bacteria or viruses can also cause hives, which can be contagious
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and spread. Total time forty minutes, servings two. I have no idea
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how an explanation of high ives somehow mashed up against a recipe. But I'm
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really kind of scared that someone out there is gonna bake a hive pie and
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be really really shocked and disappointed at the results. Have you ever known anyone
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that gets hives? I don't think so. It's i X that would get
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them, like they were stress induced for the most part, and but it's
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like people who get them bad they are. I mean it's not just one
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you get them. They get all over the place and they're painful. I
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mean it's like like, yeah, they look like infected pimples and like they're
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you know, like yeah, well, I mean there's the poblem No,
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you're not supposed to like you try to just not it's them and put appointment
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and stuff or take medication it shoulderinly like steroids will help knock them out.
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It. Uh, they very uncomfortable if you get them or if you're you're
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dating someone who has them. Oh yeah, I would imagine because you really
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can't touch them. Then the Okay, So from what I just read,
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they can be caused by bacteria. They can also be caused by virus or
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like you're saying, Trey, you can also just you can just break out
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into hives from stress. Stress. Totally get that. I am I am
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shocked that from the years two thy sixteen through twenty twenty one, that's five
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years of my radio life that I am shocked. I didn't break out into
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hives. I did have ulcers, multiple multiple ulcers, and I didn't tell
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everybody that at the time, But for five years while working at iHeartRadio on
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ninety seven one The Eagle twenty sixteen to twenty twenty one, and if you
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were a follower of the show at that time, you have an idea of
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what was going on in that time frame. I had ulcers multi to pulls
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of them and it was excruciating. Now I can't even so now I feel
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lucky that I didn't have hives as well. I mean, ulcers, I
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would definitely think are the worst of the two. And I've thank you Trey.
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I appreciate that I empathize and I can't. I know some of what
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you went through, and ulcers seem like, you know, on the light
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end of what could have happened with that amount of rest. Well, I
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mean, if we're being honest, I came out pretty good compared to everybody
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else at that time. Yeah. Absolutely, not that I'm keeping score,
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I'm just being mindful. So so something about hives. Rag not here today.
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That's okay. He's had a I'm not sure if it's actual hives or
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if it's that's just code for hangover. Because Raj has had himself a big
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weekend, so he did shows over the over the end of last week into
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the weekend with one of his comedy brethren, Russell Now. Russell Peters is
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one of those guys that is not widely known in America compared to some of
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his contemporaries, but he is massive on the international stage and This is a
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guy that at one point I believe he's sold out, even though I'm going
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to say this is related to America. He sold out Madison Square Garden like
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two or three nights in a row years ago. But he's he's really really
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popular overseas Canada, especially India. But he's not on that same level as
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like a Bill Burr or Louis E. K was at one point. He's
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not a Carlin type but extremely successful. Was a huge deal for Roger Bill
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to open up for him, who were happy that he got to do that,
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and then doing an additional show in Hill Country as well, and then
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I guess, you know, running head first into a hive pile. I
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don't know. Weird things happen in and around Austin, as Trey Well knows.
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That's why they say it keep Austin weird. It just it's not hard.
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Weird stuff happens down there. Do you think enough weird stuff still happens
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down there? Or is it too homogenized now with mid rise apartment buildings and
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Dell employees. I think yeah, no, I've I think any weirdness left
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in Austin is you know, marketed and sold. I was I was fortunate
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enough. I was when I I was there in the mid nineties. That
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is when the keep Austin Weird movement sprung up. And at the time,
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Austin was, you know, austound less than half a million people, and
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there was this big push, but everyone was starting to realize it was this
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little gym in Texas because you know, of everything around it, it's it's
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not like any other city in Texas. For what has water, it has
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hills, and so people were starting in. Austin was doing everything it could
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to keep people from moving there. It was like, we want to keep
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it small, keep Austin weird. Well what they figured out is that's fine.
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You can keep you know, you can keep the businesses out. I
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mean, and they did with a bunch of different tech companies. Well all
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those tech companies did is because Flugerville and round Rock and everything around Austin more
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than happy to take your money. And so basically what you got is all
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the people moving, you know, to these different you know, they've moved
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to Austin, they may be working in Basstrop. So Austin grew and they
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didn't get any of the tax benefits anything. And but yeah, now,
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it's just it's so overpriced it's ridiculous. And so that's the weird thing about
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Austin now, is everything's overpriced. Oh it's it's Dallas has gone up a
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lot, and Austin makes Dallas look cheap, and Dallas hates that cinement by
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the way, Yeah it's Dallas with its implants and fake lips, goes,
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Hey, nothing about this was cheap. Yeah, there is. There is
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one other piece of information that Trey and I would like to share with you
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today that I was hoping that Rag should be here for for this special little
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announcement, but he's not. That's okay, He's going to be a part
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of it going forward, and that is a few weeks ago, we branched
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out and started the Treehouse Football Podcast, and that's been a lot of fun
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because it gives us an outlet to talk about the Cowboys and lament about our
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sports woes and things and make fun of sports as well, because that's something
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we enjoy. To that end of branching out, we decided that we haven't
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branched out enough yet because I guess we still have too much goddamn free time
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on our hands. So we decided to branch out just a little bit more.
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So here's what's happening. You now have the opportunity to listen watch more
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of the show, meaning we also want more of your money. Seeing is
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how we're not taking any of your money. That's a pretty good deal until
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now. So what we're doing is we're offering up. We are now joining
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Patreon. You go to Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air and there is
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the opportunity, the opportunity for you to join Treehouse Plus. Treehouse Plus is
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coming with more content for you. Because we've had a number of people say,
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hey, when are you going to go to a daily show. I
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want more shows, I want more Treehouse and that's been phenomenal and we appreciate
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it. The biggest hurdle to those things is time, whether or not we
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have enough time to actually sit down and get come together and do these things.
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And now we feel comfortable enough to say that, yeah, I think
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we can handle this. So what you can do is go to Patreon dot
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com slash Treehouse on Air and there you can join Treehouse Plus for five dollars
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per month. And for that five dollars per month, you might be wondering
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well, okay, Dan, what do I get? Glad you asked join
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Treehouse Plus and you will receive weekly ad free bonus shows. So this isn't
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the shows we already do what the AD's taken out that you get to listen
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to. No, this is a whole additional show per week ad free for
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your ears and or your eyes. And I mentioned your eyes because we're going
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to shift the YouTube channel to where you can get the first segment for free
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on YouTube. But if you want the other segments of the full show,
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then you need to go join the Patreon Treehouse Plus. That's where you will
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get the full show video access and a Treehouse Podcast sticker after you remember for
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the three months because we have to pay for the sticker. That's how that
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works. So you can do that right now. Patreon dot com slash treehouse
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on Air five bucks a month. You get a weekly ad free bonus show,
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a full show video access, and a Treehouse Podcast sticker all for joining
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Treehouse Plus. And depending on how that goes, Trey and I we're talking
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about it before we hit record today. We have ideas for other stuff that
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could come very soon after to add into Treehouse Plus options. So there you
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have it very exciting hand if we're being honest, if you want us to
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continue with you know, this show and this podcast. It helps support us,
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I mean, and gives us the means to do more, because it
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turns out, even though treys Chihuahwa Daisy is only like three pounds, she
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eats like a six pounder. So we got to keep her fed. That's
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the main thing. Is she anywhere near you right now? No, she's
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she's she's down in her bed. That's okay, because I have an idea
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now for a marketing campaign for our Treehouse Plus program and that is simply a
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logo of Daisy's face where it just says feed me. Yeah, Sarah mcaslin
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song in the background, just Daisy, just like I'm so hungry and wouldn't
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you like to feed Daisy? Well, for five dollars a month, you
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can help feed Daisy. And that's a massive, massive thing that we would
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appreciate here in the treehouse. Meanwhile, my dogs are looking at me going
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like what about me? Like okay, So a very exciting time to be
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in the treehouse with the opportunity to be in it. More's the that's the
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big takeaway from this is we are going to be adding at least one show
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per week, and Trey also had the idea of, you know, we're
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enjoying doing that Treehouse Football podcast, so maybe what we do is we do
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an additional one of those and an additional Treehouse show. So there's gonna be
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all sorts of stuff. It's gonna be it's gonna be kind of liquid for
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a little while because we're just getting this off the ground. So if there's
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things that you want, send it to us, let us know. We
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can put those things into this program and build it out however you want.
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So as much as we are going to stay independent in a way, we're
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gonna kind of be working for you now. So this is your kind of
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your opportunity to tell us what to do. That may be an option down
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the line. Not yet, We're not. We're not going that crazy to
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start, but the opportunity might be there sometime very soon. So please go
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week, also the full video show access, and a Treehouse Podcast sticker.
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After three months trade to you. Uh, you control your mom's credit cards?
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Oh gosh, Uh what a perfectly I think she should be. I
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think she should join the treehouse. Yeah, yeah, that's a i'll when
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she gets her new ones because someone This is just one of the pitfalls of
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how older parents of I don't know what she clicked on. I have no
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idea, but she's in the process of getting all new credit cards because she
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clicked on something and all of a sudden, someone who was eating well on
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door dash and cash apping themselves money. Oh did she accidentally marry a Nigerian
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prince? That? I am not sure. They're they're the authorities are looking
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into it. But are they looking hard or is it kind of like important
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stuff? Actually there? You know, in the realm of stupid criminal don't
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have door dash delivered just yes, that actually makes a lot of sense in
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the world of stupid criminals. If you're going to steal somebody's credit card information
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and order yourself door dash, don't have it delivered to your house. No,
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I have it delivered to your enemy's house and just be standing out front
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and you go, oh, yeah, that's mine. Yeah, don't have
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it delivered to your house. That's uh, that does give they do have
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a reason to come knocking on your door at that point. Yeah, at
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that point then it really is easy for the police to go, Okay,
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they're just asking us to come arrest them. Now, just we kind of
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we feel we feel obligated to go it. Just do it now. Yeah.
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The added benefit though, would it be if the police wait for them
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to order for their next order and it's the police that show up with the
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food. Yeah, oh that is anyways. Yeah, so I kind of
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do actually have control of her cards and she will definitely subscribe. That's awesome,
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that's great to hear. Or you know what the police could do,
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and this would be way worse, is if they take your mom's door dash
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order to the criminals house. Is instead of dropping off the food, they
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drop off your mother this is yours now. Yeah, you're listening to the
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preapproved before going into the housing market. But why is it also important to
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Comedy Club. From the Righteous Gemstones and the Mandalorian. It's Jinkober and it's
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I'm not gonna take my pill. I'm gonna stay up and watch TV with
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com. So I'm guessing, then, Trey, that the SMU camp has
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heard about the Treehouse plus roll out and decided to go out and party this
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weekend. Yes, yes, yes, they were all very excited and uh
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it was. It was quite the weekend, because quite the weekend at the
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Standard poor for you, at the Standard poor at so next door to us,
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there's a club called Theory and yeah, Theories an anomaly of clubs.
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It's been around for over a decade. Clubs usually come and go and they
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have a two year, three year lifespan, but incredibly popular. And so
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the phenomenon this weekend that I was so perplexing is and it started Friday night
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watching, you know, and when it gets busy, it literally it's just
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uber left. I mean, you know, all every black urban and Dallas
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it seems like he's dropping people off. And I was out there talking to
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our security guy just watching the fiasco and like you started seeing this this phenomenon
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of like this black suburban pulls up, door opens, hot blonde, hot
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blonde, hot brunette, hot blonde, old guy. Now I say old
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guy. My age yep, mid late forties, so not old because we're
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in that age range, but too old to be hanging out with SMU co
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eds. Yes, I mean enough of an age difference where people are going
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to raise an eyebrow and go, hmm, what you do in there,
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buddy? Right exactly, And and you know, I'm looking at this guy
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and I'm going, all right, like they get out, I'm going,
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hey, good on you. And then they're going to Theory. And Theory
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is a club, I mean a club club. And you know, parents
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weekend back, you know, and Austin, Yeah, we take our parents,
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they go to the bar, but you're not taking them to where You're
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taking them to the place where you know you go for dinner and a cocktail.
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You're not going to the hardcore sixth Street where you know everyone is s
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faced, and you're showing your parents the dirty you know, really what they're
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paying for while your college careers and cocaine eggs, yeahs. And so then
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I realized it's parents weekend at SMU, and these old guys are the dads,
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and they're going with their daughters to this club. Okay, first of
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all, you yeah. Second of all, kind of like you're saying,
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Trey, all right, okay, because you're assuming one of those girls is
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his daughter. For all we know, he had mom and daughter go do
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something else and he's like, what are your friends doing tonight? That's it.
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Either it leads to one or two things of you're going to find out
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way too much about what your daughter is actually doing, because although she may
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be acting, you know right, you're only a fool if you think,
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all you know, everyone else, she's not doing normally what everyone else is
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doing, which is bad things, you know. Or next parent's weekend is
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going to be really awkward, as you know, you're the dad and the
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boyfriend of the roommate, right, yeah, exactly, Okay, that is
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that is an interesting thing. I have you I've I've I never you know,
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you know me. I went to UTA, you know, ut Arlington.
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It's back then, and I think, for the most part, still
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is known as a commuter school. I guess it has more of an on
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campus presence than it used to. But yeah, when I was in school
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there for a whole year and a half, I think I knew two people
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that lived on campus, and I was it. I went to one of
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the dorms one time. The rest of the stuff, it was usually spent
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at, you know, an eye hoop around the corner, or a waffle
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house or something like that where if you did a study group there was thing
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was on I doubt it's still there because the stadium at and T Stadium may
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have affected it. If I remember correctly, it was called the pit Grill
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on Collins. I think it would have been across the street from where AT
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and T Stadium is now. I have not gone back recently to see if
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it's still there, but that was the other place I would occasionally go to
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meet up with a study group. So yeah, there was not a whole
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lot of parents weekend Shenanigan's happening at at Uta. Well, it just all
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the girls going out to this club. I mean they are decked out and
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most of them in very little clothing number one, I mean short skirts.
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You know, they're all it's all in fashion, but it shows a lot
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of skin and it's just got to be awkward if you're with you your daughter
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watching because you at a certain point, you know what you were like in
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college, and then you're watching this and you're going, yeah, my daughter's
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doing bad things. That's if that's if that old dude has that mindfulness within
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him, because what is more than likely the scenario is he is just either
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not capable of thinking about it, or he has become a jedi at blocking
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it out to where he can still have fun with her friends and not think
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about what she's doing, because if he was to open his mind just a
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little bit, he would then realize that if he's doing that with her friends,
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then she's doing that with those girls dads. Yeah, or maybe there
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is an element of delusion, And I mean I have known, you know,
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girls in the past that had their dads snowed thinking they were just an
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angel and maybe, you know, it's what maybe maybe it's a well played
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ruse by who you know daughter that was because she's going, yeah, I'm
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gonna act, you know, I'm gonna stick by my dad and just go,
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oh, I can't believe these girls. I'm so sorry. I can't
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believe these girls are doing this. I would never do that, and he
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believes it, and really does he know that? You know, next weekend
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she's blowing rails in the bathroom. Well, yeah, yeah, I was
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actually thinking as you're saying that, as the daughters telling dad, Dad,
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I can't believe they do this. I would never do that. On the
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other side of him, one of her friends is feeling him down. Yeah
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that's he's like, it's going, I hope you're not. Yeah, Daughter's
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going I would never do that, and her friend's going, I would.
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I'm doing it right now. It turns out theories a dark club. No.
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I, like I said, since I never had the parents weekend,
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I never, I never, I can't identify with that, but I can
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certainly put myself in those situations, you know, because I'm fairly good at
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empathy. So I'm also now thinking, I wonder if there's like a trade
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off, like like one dad says, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take
28:08
out your friends tonight, and then another dad takes no. I don't think
28:11
they would do that because it would be like trading daughters, and that'd be
28:14
odd. Yeah, it'd be a little awkward. I'll tell you. The
28:17
other thing that was just comical. Do you remember, I mean, honestly,
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it's as a reference the movie PCU, but it just in general.
28:27
If you think of a fraternity guy, like a I dressed up fraternity guy,
28:33
what what would you think his outfit would be? From PCU or today's
28:38
standards, it's from PCU. Ah, well from PCU. That was they
28:45
were really good at segmenting all the clicks. So they are all dressed completely
28:48
different than the David Spade, Yeah, where he's wearing the suit and the
28:52
tie and he's the super preppy. Yeah, it's always the khaki's blue blazer
28:57
tie. Yeah. So that and that's that's how it is now. You
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know, I didn't realize it, but evidently so, because you know,
29:07
that's how one of the reasons we figured out it was parents weekend is then
29:11
all the guys were in their fraternity best blue blazer, Kaki's white shirt.
29:19
It really looked like something out of PCU. What a bunch of nerds.
29:26
I say that, I think you were into fraternity. So did you ever
29:27
have that moment like when it was parents' weekend and you threw your blazer on
29:30
or something? No? We we, I mean we were kind of the
29:34
animal house of ut So no, the fact that your parents showed up and
29:38
you were wearing pants was a step in the right direction pretty much, you
29:41
know, and Parents' weekend, everyone get dressed Parents weekend. You know.
29:47
Our biggest thing was we had one one guy, he was like six eight
29:51
and but Eve's just had a proclivity to get drunk and take his clothes off,
29:56
And our biggest struggle was keeping him from running around in just a pair
30:03
of chaps because he got drunk and thought it was really funny just to make
30:07
everyone else uncomfortable. So in your fraternity you had your very own frank the
30:11
tank. Yes, actually of them, and when it was Parents' weekend,
30:17
all at once they all say let's let's go strinking. Yes, at that
30:23
point, I'm really glad. I didn't stay on campus at Uta because because
30:30
of a bunch of the people that went to Uta, me included you didn't
30:32
want to see streaking across campus. Yeah. Yeah, the guy the guys
30:37
who always you always had to watch out were the ones whose parents didn't show
30:40
up and they just really didn't care because then they can wreck your parents' weekend,
30:44
yes, or or worse. It's like you're worried. You're worried about
30:48
what dads are doing to their daughter's friends. What if? What if your
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fraternity brother whose parents aren't there, is more focused on, you know,
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what he wants to do to your mom? Yeah? They would too,
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Texas dot com. Trey, I'm I'm not sure of your sexual activity lately,
35:21
but I wanted to based on that chuckle, I'm I'm guessing it's not
35:28
superactive, you know what. It's actually a good thing, Trey, that
35:35
you're going through a bit of a dry spell because there's there's a new epidemic
35:39
going on all right. So now that all the lockdowns have ceased now for
35:46
a while, everyone's been unleashed back into the world, which now means the
35:51
United States is in the midst of an out of control STD epidemic, with
35:54
cases of syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia on the rise nationwide. Hid The
36:00
CDC says Gunnery A case is spiked by twenty eight percent across the country in
36:07
twenty twenty one, with total syphilis cases soaring by a staggering seventy four percent.
36:12
Now that's what I call it. Comeback. Yeah. However, not
36:15
all American areas are experiencing the same rates of infection. So there's new data
36:21
by US News and World Report revealing the ten states with the highest STD rates.
36:29
M yeah, I'm gonna see if you notice a theme among these states.
36:35
Okay, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna actually, you know what,
36:37
hang on it. I'm so I can find this real quick. You
36:39
hang on and hang on. Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna let you guess.
36:49
I'm gonna see if you can guess the top ten states with the highest
36:52
STD rates in the nation. All right, Pennsylvania, No, Alabama number
37:08
six, all right? Uh alright, uh, then Louisiana number two.
37:21
All right, all right, we'll go in the middle of Mississippi number one.
37:30
Really. Yeah, oh, I was because I honestly, I just
37:35
assumed that Florida would be number one, you know what, you would.
37:38
But this is one of those random times where Florida did not make the top
37:43
ten. Really, because I know, I am I'm stunned because you know
37:45
what, Maybe it's because the entire state is labeled as one as one STD
37:52
that's well, because I know, I know, I saw something not too
37:58
long ago about how the you know, STD rate and seniors was through the
38:05
roof in Florida. I have seen that over the years that there is there
38:09
are conversations that we need to be having with our parents. Yeah, all
38:15
right, So so far you've got number one, Mississippi, number two,
38:20
Louisiana number six, Alabama all right, Georgia number seven. All right,
38:29
seeing if you're I feel like you're starting to pick up on the theme here.
38:31
All right, let's go South Carolina number four. Let us see say
38:38
it again. Let's see Tennessee. No, No, Tennessee, they're they're
38:43
they're too clean. Arkansas number eighth. Texas, thank god. That's the
38:55
first thing I look for when I see like things like this with top ten
39:00
states of whatever and it's something bad, I always look at it and think,
39:02
please God, not Texas. Oklahoma. Nope. North Carolina, yes,
39:14
number ten, North Carolina, all right, number nine. So there
39:17
you've pretty much got almost every state in the SEC is represented. That's I
39:23
was just thinking that. I was like, that's the whole SEC. Yeah.
39:27
Yeah, So I mean, if you're if you're part of the Big
39:29
twelve, and maybe you're a ut recruiter. This is one of the things
39:31
you show to a young recruit to get them to go to your school instead
39:37
of the SEC. Yeah, it's like, yeah, you might get drafted
39:39
in the NFL, but you're also going to have syphilis. Our hors are
39:44
clean. Man. If that's not the next visit Texas campaign and m's recruiting
39:57
would go through the roof, that would be good too, because then you
40:02
have something else to do besides the core. Yeah. So the you got
40:07
Mississippi, you got Louisiana. What is number three is the northernmost state of
40:14
the United States, Maine unattached to the states, Oh, Alaska, there
40:22
you go. Number four was South Carolina, which you got. Number five
40:25
is one of the very few north of the Mason Dixon that is South Dakota.
40:30
Number six you got. That was Alabama. Number seven was Georgia that
40:34
you got. Number eight was Arkansas that you got. And the only other
40:37
state not in the SEC but still south of the Mason Dixon was New Mexico
40:42
at number nine and number ten you got in North Carolina. So it's pretty
40:47
interesting when you when you look at some of these numbers as well. Seven
40:52
of the ten states with the highest rates were located below the Mason Dixon As
40:57
we know, they were sec states. They New Mexico had an infection So
41:02
let me go back to this infection ray stuff. This was interesting. A
41:06
total in North Carolina STD rate of nine twenty two point two per one hundred
41:13
thousand residents. Okay, New Mexico nine twenty five point nine. Georgia obviously
41:20
higher than that. It was interesting though. In Georgia they had super high
41:24
rates of chlamydia as opposed to the other ones. Don't know why, and
41:31
they have no idea why either. It's chlamydia what they called the clap I
41:38
think, so okay, but you know what the good thing is, that's
41:43
information. I'm glad I don't know, because if I knew it for sure,
41:46
then it probably means that i've yeah, that I've had it, speaking
41:52
from first hand experience. Yeah, yeah, this is one of the topics
41:54
I'm happily ignorant on. The data analysis uncovered that Mississippi was the state with
42:01
the worst overall STD infection rate nationwide. They had an infection rate of one
42:07
thousand, two hundred sixty six per one hundred thousand residents. That's a lot.
42:15
Yeah, they can't teach anything else. And damn s you're not teaching
42:20
sex ed No they're not. And speaking of sex ed, young people are
42:25
the ones being urged the most to be particularly vigilant, I mean vigilant.
42:34
That was that was a that was not the time to trip over my own
42:37
tongue. I'm going home. I can't even hit the right music. Tripped
43:01
over tongue. I'm a little ashamed that I've found that so funny, but
43:07
it was. It made me feel better. I've really got to start pre
43:15
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