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BEST of The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: All-time greatest sports takes in history Vol. 1 · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right yo, yeah, so your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best for the Molly and Tony Foolsco Show, yo,
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  Speaker 2: y'all as always Polly Foolsco here with Tony Fosco and Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Yo. Not a normal show today, is it?
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  Speaker 3: No? No, very unusual. But don't worry.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna walk you through what's going on so you
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  Speaker 4: don't get confused at all.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, people, because we know you're doning it in right now.
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  Speaker 2: You know you want to hear us smart takes and
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  Speaker 2: all the big stories going on in sports right now.
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  Speaker 2: Well you know that's actually on you. That's your mistake
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  Speaker 2: because you should know there are no big stories going on,
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  Speaker 2: you know, July.
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  Speaker 1: People, what do he want us to do?
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  Speaker 2: You know, be like ESPN and do like a college
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  Speaker 2: football preview show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's a preview of that. You're bored exactly.
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  Speaker 2: See, it's gonna be much better for you wait and
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  Speaker 2: also for us because you see, this episode is what
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  Speaker 2: they call in the business a clip show. Okay, and
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  Speaker 2: now you're probably wondering, you know what is a clip show?
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  Speaker 4: You get ficked out your pants and pencils because we're
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  Speaker 4: given another education over here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we do. So, yeah, what a clip
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  Speaker 2: show is, we'll let you behind the curtain. It's when
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  Speaker 2: we play you clips from previous episodes. Now here's why
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  Speaker 2: clip shows are so good. Not only because they're jam
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  Speaker 2: packed with entertainment, you know, because we've been number one
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  Speaker 2: in this business for twenty three d isn't counting, as
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  Speaker 2: you all know. But the other reason clip shows are
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  Speaker 2: so good is, see what we do is we just
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  Speaker 2: have some nerd edited cobble together a bunch of old clips.
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  Speaker 2: You re listen to them, and then Fox Sports Radio
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  Speaker 2: pays us the exact same amount they would had we
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  Speaker 2: done an.
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  Speaker 3: Actual show, and then boom, easy money.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well except for our editor because you know, we
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  Speaker 2: told them to choose our best dakes and well, how
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  Speaker 2: do you even choose, Tony?
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  Speaker 3: Look, you can't, you can't choose because they're all perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we also know how much you people out there
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  Speaker 2: like when we lay into an idiot producer back there,
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  Speaker 2: so we told our Rady to throw in a good
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  Speaker 2: some of those good clips from that though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, lots of zingers in there. We got him good.
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  Speaker 2: And since this is a clip show that applies to
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  Speaker 2: the ads too, so right now we're going to run
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  Speaker 2: a sponsored message from a company that was so pleased
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  Speaker 2: with the message we did for them that they actually asked.
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  Speaker 1: Us to rerun it. So here, run that.
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  Speaker 3: Again, run it again. Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever tried Australian food, Well, believe it or not,
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  Speaker 2: it's not as weird and off putting as it sounds.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, Tony, you have your own story here tell
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  Speaker 1: the people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of weeks ago, I got my aunt Marie
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  Speaker 4: and her boyfriend Nunzio a gift card to Outback Steakhouse. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I saw them the other night, and Nunzio seemed so happy.
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  Speaker 4: He told me he really enjoyed eating out down on
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  Speaker 4: though with my aunt. I asked him what he ordered
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  Speaker 4: that out back, and then he seemed confused. He said
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  Speaker 4: he'd never eaten there and didn't even know what Outback was.
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  Speaker 4: And I said, but you talked about eating out down
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  Speaker 4: Under with my hand.
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  Speaker 3: Oh uh, forget what I was saying. Let's just move on.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific story, Tony. Anyway, a special treat for.
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  Speaker 2: So now that we got that business out of the way,
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  Speaker 2: it's time to look at some of our greatest takes
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  Speaker 2: from this past year.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go with top takes. What takes.
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  Speaker 5: Such a sad turn of events as we saw at
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  Speaker 5: the Super Bowl, Tony, a great game overshadowed by one
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  Speaker 5: bad call, and now we feel just terrible.
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  Speaker 1: For the Eagles and also the Chiefs, don't we, Tony?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Now, all anyone's gonna remember from this game is
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  Speaker 4: that bad call. No one will remember who won, or
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  Speaker 4: who lost, or who won MVP. They will probably remember
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  Speaker 4: the rush tds that Jalen Hurts had because that set
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  Speaker 4: a record, yep. But other than that, everything else just forgotten.
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  Speaker 2: So true, Tony, there are just certain times when you
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't make that call. You need to let the players
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  Speaker 2: on the field play the game, Isn't that right, Dony.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, we can't be reinforcing rules all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine if the cops pulled over everyone who was speeding,
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  Speaker 4: the cops would be so busy giving tickets.
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  Speaker 3: All the murderers would go murder. So if you say
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  Speaker 3: all rules.
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  Speaker 4: Should be enforced at all times, then basically your pro murder.
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  Speaker 1: So elegantly put Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And another thing we must point out is that the
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  Speaker 2: refs didn't call holding the entire game until that final
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  Speaker 2: call right there.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: Think that the players must have been looking around thinking, hey,
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  Speaker 2: they're not calling hold.
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  Speaker 4: Holding must be legal in this game. Of course they did.
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  Speaker 4: You know, people always say there's an exception to every rule. Well,
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  Speaker 4: how is anybody gonna know what the exception is and
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  Speaker 4: what's not. It's very confusing and frankly, it's a mixed
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  Speaker 4: message to players.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we got to defend someone who is once again
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  Speaker 2: being unfairly adapt Of course, Ja Moranto again, for some reason,
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  Speaker 2: is in hot water just for flashing a gun on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it, Tony, this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Explain to the people why you know, John Morant lives
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  Speaker 4: in Memphis.
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  Speaker 3: The team is called the Grizzlies.
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  Speaker 4: If you live in an area prone to grizzly attacks,
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  Speaker 4: then it would be stupid not to carry a gun.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Frankly, when I saw the video, I was shocked because
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  Speaker 4: I thought he should be carrying something bigger, like a
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  Speaker 4: rifle or a bazooka or something. Do you ever see
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  Speaker 4: the movie The Relevant with Leonardo DiCaprio that one scene.
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  Speaker 2: It's terrifying, terrific point that Tony and you know Ja
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  Speaker 2: Moran's critics out there, these idiots, you know, they're.
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  Speaker 1: Saying that this is not how a role model.
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  Speaker 2: Should behave excuse me, Oh yeah, well, why don't you
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  Speaker 2: tell that to John Wayne?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a real Harry Why at ark the best?
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  Speaker 2: You know, people they're already up in arms about this
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  Speaker 2: NFL schedule because it includes a Friday night game for
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  Speaker 2: the first time. They're going to be playing on Black Friday,
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  Speaker 2: November twenty fourth, and so that people are saying that
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  Speaker 2: adding another night of football as they always do, They
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  Speaker 2: say it adds to the injury risk. You know, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: read that danger. You know, we listen on this show
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  Speaker 2: to complaints. We hear the people. But what we do
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  Speaker 2: that separates us as we come up with solutions. And Tony,
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  Speaker 2: you said something the other day that was just so smart.
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  Speaker 1: It was just such a simple solution. Go, don't tell
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  Speaker 1: the people.
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  Speaker 3: Here's my solution.
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  Speaker 4: If the players need more days to rest, then there's
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  Speaker 4: clearly a simple fix, add more days to the week.
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  Speaker 4: If weeks had eight days instead of seven, there would
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  Speaker 4: be no problem. So I propose that during NFL season
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  Speaker 4: we add a day called Moosday, which comes between Monday
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  Speaker 4: and Tuesday. Now you're probably saying, won't this add more
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  Speaker 4: days to the year. No, because just simply remove seventeen
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  Speaker 4: days from August. Nobody likes August anyway. It's boring and
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  Speaker 4: hot and everyone's over it. So there add Moosday plus
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  Speaker 4: take away half of August.
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  Speaker 3: Problem solved.
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  Speaker 2: Just an absolutely brilliant solution by you, Tony, and thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be surprised people when September rolls around and you're
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  Speaker 2: all rushing out to buy new calendars.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and get used to saying tgim yeah Moosday there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, just a terrible week for ESPN. Two shocking incidents
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  Speaker 2: occurring during the Morning Show first take, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: talk about one of them right now.
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  Speaker 1: It occurred on the segment where Stephen A.
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  Speaker 2: Smith was asking long time New York sports broadcast of
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  Speaker 2: Michael Kay to name who he thought would be the
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  Speaker 2: next New York team to win a championship.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go ahead, and play that clip.
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  Speaker 6: Which team in New York do you think wins a
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  Speaker 6: championship next?
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  Speaker 1: Rangers?
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  Speaker 7: Oh lord, come on, Patrick, they don't count, don't They
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  Speaker 7: don't count.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing I know about hockey that black and
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  Speaker 3: I love Gary's my button.
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  Speaker 5: It is no disrespect to the Rangers, aunt to Patrick
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  Speaker 5: kne of course, but just just for Steve Football.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I still can't believe it. Just so disrespectful, disrespectful.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're here even a they're.
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  Speaker 2: Totally shutting down the hockey conversation, trying to shift the
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  Speaker 2: conversation of football, baseball, basketball.
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  Speaker 1: The NHL has always been considered one of the four
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  Speaker 1: major sports.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's right up there with NFL, NBA, and MLB.
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  Speaker 3: Totally. Nothing competes with it absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, well unless you count NASCAR, but.
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  Speaker 3: That's only in the South regional.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh maybe UFC, but that's on pay per
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  Speaker 2: view elitist. Yeah, and uh maybe golf with Tiger Woods,
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  Speaker 2: but he's out of the picture now, peg leg And
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  Speaker 2: I guess you got to throw in.
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  Speaker 1: College football and college basketball.
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  Speaker 3: Too, which is not pro, not not pro.
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  Speaker 2: And well maybe you got to throw in little league
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  Speaker 2: baseball because that.
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  Speaker 1: Does do big numbers for about a month each year.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's true. And also poker also true. Horse racing,
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  Speaker 8: Yeah that's fair. But it's animal sports. So you know, Asterick, well.
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  Speaker 9: Other than that, you know, hockey is a Big four sport.
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  Speaker 9: It's undispotally can't argue on the subject of arguing. Another
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  Speaker 9: great transition there by you, Dony theristic.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that leads to another.
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  Speaker 2: Incident we saw on First Take this week, brewha breaking
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  Speaker 2: out between JJ Reddick and Kendrick Perkins.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Reddick fired back at Perkins.
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  Speaker 2: Because he thought Perkins was accusing the NBA MVP voters
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  Speaker 2: of being kind of racist. I guess because they gave
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  Speaker 2: MVP awards to Nicola Jokick, Dirk Nowitzki, and Steve Nash
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  Speaker 2: and now they appear to be giving the awards a
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  Speaker 2: Joe kick once again. And you know, Tony, it is
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  Speaker 2: an interesting point that Kendrick Perkins is making here, but
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  Speaker 2: you felt he missed the point kind it, didn't you.
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  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, Yes, you see, Kendrick Perkins was on the right
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  Speaker 4: track with his criticism of NBA MVP voting, but a
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  Speaker 4: closer look reveals that the real reason Nicola Joe keeps
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  Speaker 4: getting named MVP. Is that in sports media there's clearly
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  Speaker 4: a strong pro Serbian bias. You think it's bad with
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  Speaker 4: the NBA MVP, just look at the award for ATP Tennis.
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  Speaker 3: Player of the Year. Every year they got Novak Djokovic
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  Speaker 3: winning over and over again, as you can see more
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  Speaker 3: evidence of clear Serbian bias.
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  Speaker 2: Terrific journalism and research that Dodika truly.
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  Speaker 1: The biggest story in all of basketball.
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  Speaker 2: And no, it's not the Denver Nuggets making the NBA Finals,
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  Speaker 2: Nobody cares. And it's definitely not Lebron possibly retiring please
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  Speaker 2: get good riddance to him. Yeah, exactly. And it's definitely
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  Speaker 2: not Carmello Anthony retiring.
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  Speaker 3: I thought he retired like five years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, same here.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, the biggest story is clearly what's going on in
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  Speaker 2: the WNBA. Britney Griner's w NBA return to the Phoenix
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  Speaker 2: Mercuries was the league's most watched.
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  Speaker 1: Game since nineteen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: It scored six hundred and eighty three thousand viewers, you know,
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  Speaker 2: which is so virtually nothing, but you know, in WNBA.
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  Speaker 3: Terms, that's fruet ball numbers exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, Tony, don't be surprised, you know if other leagues
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  Speaker 2: take notice.
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  Speaker 4: Of this, right absolutely, you know, if I'm NHL Commissioner
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  Speaker 4: Gary Bettman, I have to consider copying the Britney grind
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  Speaker 4: of strategy to juice ratings. You take that conom McDavid guy,
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  Speaker 4: and you send him over to Russia and have him
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  Speaker 4: imprisoned in a Russian jail for only a year or so.
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  Speaker 4: Then we trade him back to America for a Russian
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  Speaker 4: war criminal and bada binglada bum. Everyone's watching oiler games again,
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  Speaker 4: record ratings exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And you know you look at the NBA right now,
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  Speaker 2: you know you got this possible Nuggets heat turd of
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  Speaker 2: a final that nobody wants to watch. Yeah, Adam Silver
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  Speaker 2: right now has got to be considering having North Korea
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  Speaker 2: maybe capt Jamal Murray, you know, just for a few days,
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  Speaker 2: you know, just before the series starts, and maybe you
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  Speaker 2: know you think about it right at game time, you know,
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  Speaker 2: Jamal Murray just parachutes down into the arena like a
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  Speaker 2: fan man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the ratings would be.
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  Speaker 4: Your ratings through the roof. In fact, the PGA Championship
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  Speaker 4: just got its lowest ratings since two thousand and eight.
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  Speaker 4: Don't be surprised that before the US Open Rooks Koepka
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  Speaker 4: winds up being captured by a Venezuelan drug cartel or
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  Speaker 4: maybe a roving band of sea pirates.
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  Speaker 2: Terrific points Tony bound to happen O Skip Dayls and
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  Speaker 2: Shannon show Ye you know, get your divorce because they
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: seem to clearly hate each other any way. You know,
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  Speaker 2: people are saying that this is all Skip's fault, that
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  Speaker 2: Shannon's right to believe in all this. What you know,
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  Speaker 2: this is what I totally hate about sports TV these days.
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  Speaker 2: You know, this idea that these former athletes can come
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  Speaker 2: on and be better at sports talk than journalists and
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  Speaker 2: seasoned radios. It's just predict us and frankly rude to
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  Speaker 2: our proud profession, isn't it, right, Tony.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's a toxic situation because these Hall of
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  Speaker 4: Fame athletes on TV now, they just naturally assume they
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  Speaker 4: know more about sports because they, you know, we're in
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  Speaker 4: locker rooms and actually on the field, and that's a
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  Speaker 4: real problem.
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  Speaker 2: It's just terrible, you know, ruining the whole foundation of
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  Speaker 2: what our proud industry of sportstock radio is built.
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  Speaker 6: On.
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  Speaker 2: You know, we understand and Skip Bayless understands tool that
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  Speaker 2: the only way to have con perspective on sports is
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  Speaker 2: to have no direct association with it at all.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you remain.
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  Speaker 3: Objective, exactly. You gotta be objective, Skip Bayless.
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  Speaker 2: He's looking for a replacement who won't argue with him
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  Speaker 2: so much, won't you know, debate him.
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  Speaker 1: As so much fun?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we totally agree with what Skip is doing here absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Who why would anyone in their right minds want to
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  Speaker 2: have a co host on their own show who disagrees
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  Speaker 2: with everything they say?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you want that, Tony?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: I mean that makes absolutely no sense, right one.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you can have compelling, interesting conversation just like
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  Speaker 2: the one we're having right now and agree on everything.
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  Speaker 4: Right, you'll hit the nail smack on the head as usual.
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  Speaker 4: I got nothing further to add because you nailed it.
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  Speaker 1: There you Goere you go. That's how it's done.
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  Speaker 2: We saw an absolutely terrific take on Jampet this week
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  Speaker 2: from just a brilliant observer of sports. Of course, I'm
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  Speaker 2: talking about Chris mad Dog Russo, who said, boldly and correctly,
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  Speaker 2: mind you, that this year's Nuggets team was totally overrated
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  Speaker 2: and that the nineteen eighty six Celtics would sweep the
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  Speaker 2: Nuggets four row, no contest, and Tony mad Dog Russo
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  Speaker 2: is so right here is it?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely this year's Nuggets team would stand no chance against
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  Speaker 4: the eighty six Celtics. All you gotta do is look
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  Speaker 4: at the number of Hall of Famers on each team.
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  Speaker 4: That's the ultimate way to judge a team. That eighty
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  Speaker 4: six Celtics had six Hall of Famers, the Nuggets have none.
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  Speaker 3: That's a glaring difference.
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  Speaker 2: Such a great point that Dony, and you know another
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  Speaker 2: angle here that you know, I can't believe the media,
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  Speaker 2: or maybe I can believe that the media is just too.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken to talk about. You'll hear it on this show people.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't anybody find it a little strange that in the
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  Speaker 2: span of a week we've seen two athletes with major
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  Speaker 2: championships from a country that nobody's heard of. You got
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  Speaker 2: Novak Djokovic Serbian when in the French Open. Then you
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  Speaker 2: got Nicola Jokik, also Serbian, with in the NBA finals,
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  Speaker 2: and nobody in our business seems to bat and I
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  Speaker 2: find and find this weird.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's very disconcerting, isn't it, Tony Very.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I don't get my information from the Internet
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  Speaker 4: because I'm not dumb and gullible. I go to trust
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  Speaker 4: sources like Encyclopedias. I went to my most trusted world book,
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  Speaker 4: Encyclopedia that I've had for thirty years. And what's so
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  Speaker 4: strange is that there's no mention of a country called Serbia.
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  Speaker 4: But now everyone's talking about Serbia this and Serbia that.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it just a little strange how this quote unquote
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  Speaker 4: country is so important all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 2: Just terrific perspective and research that Dony, and thank you.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm about to say is controversial, but you know
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  Speaker 2: it's a duty as journalists it must be said.
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  Speaker 1: What about Chernobyl.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: You know you had all that nuclear radiation springing all
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  Speaker 2: over the place like forty years ago or so.
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  Speaker 1: You look now at what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, You got these monster athletes sprouting
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: up everywhere in this country over there.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: You know we've seen this before. Just look at the
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: incredible hulk.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: The radiation transformed Bruce Banner and made him huge. You absolutely,
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: one hundred percent have to consider that maybe all those
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: gamma rays from Chernobyl got into their DNA and gave
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: them super strength.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: You absolutely have to.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, this is what they call them, the
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: business people, investigative journalism.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: We do real news on the show.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Wow, Wow, incredible. I got geese bumps just listening to those.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: And you know that was just one percent of all
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: the great days that didn't even that was just you know,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: not even the tip of the iceberg. But like is
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: above the dip anyway, by now public demand.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You know people out there.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: You also like that part where you know, our producer
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Jay interrupts with his stupid corrections and you know we.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Tell them what it is.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so well, yeah, let's go ahead and play some
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: of those clips right now.
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: He said, Jamaran needs a gun to protect himself from
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Grizzly Bears running around Memphis.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bro, yeah, the team's called the Grizzly bro.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: They're called the Grizzlies because they originally played in Vancouver.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: There are no Grizzly Bears in Memphis.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you know what's gonna be grizzly when
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I murder you?
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, next time we talk bears, it's gonna be where
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: to bury your body boom, that's it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: We're done. Unts.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: You keep saying the Nuggets player is Nicola joke Kick.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's his name.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Nicola Jokic, not joke Kick. Maybe you should try watching
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: a Denver Nuggets game.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I'm gonna joke kick you in the
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Nuggets if you catch my drift.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah you know what, I can't wait to watch your funeral.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, James Bradbury did admit that he held juju Smith Schuster,
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: so so what So if a player admits that he
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: committed a penalty, there should be no discussion after that.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: It's over.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: You're right. The only thing we should discuss is where
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: to bury your body.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's only one penalty we should discuss with you,
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: the death penalty.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Oh got them.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: You basically slammed ESPN for not talking hockey on their
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: debate shows.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's shameful of them, totally.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: You guys never talk hockey on this show. In fact,
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: I don't think i've heard you talk hockey ever.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I don't think i've ever heard you
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: shut the up.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hockey reminds me of your love life. Cold as ice, Yeah.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: You said, serbian athletes are so dominant because of the
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: nuclear effects of Chernobyl.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro crazy upsetting, but true.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if that even was true, Nuclear radiation doesn't make
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: it stronger. You only see that happen in comic books,
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: not in real life.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know what else you only see
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: in comic books, nerds like you.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what's also not in real life?
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Your girlfriend? Yeah, he's done. Shit, let's get out of
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: it here, we're done.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: By the way, what you do realize why there's no
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: such country called Serbia thirty years ago?
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: It's mysterious, bro very mysterious.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: Serbia was part of Yugoslavia then it declared independence in
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: two thousand and six. But I shouldn't be surprised if
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: you don't know that though.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, speaking of surprises, wait until you start
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: your car tonight.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, forget Yugo Slavia.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be you go kaboo me yea, you're done.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Great, he's done.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: You know, Tony, we really need to get a new
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: producer on this show. It's just because, yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, what are we doing? This supposed to be
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: a best of show, not a worst of? Why we
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: even playing producingj in the show.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Great point, Tony, we should have just played our parts,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: you know, and you just left him out. Yeah, but anyway,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: it didn't ruin what was otherwise a terrific clip show
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: because you know, it made it so great.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: We didn't have to do a single thing. We didn't
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: have to lift a finger.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: In easy money for us all day.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: So anyway, in the meantime, you you know you want
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: to lift a finger, go subscribe on YouTube, you know,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: follow us on TikTok all our social media platforms, listen
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: to our back episodes.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: And Tony, we didn't do much, but we did it great.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Especially you.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Absolutely same to you, Paullie. Another flawless clip show.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see your people in sometime. See