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Bru Bruthas Episode 76: Brats, Cats, and Magic. · Bru Bruthas Podcast

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  All right, episode 76, Alan. 76. By the way, what a brew, boo.
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  What a brew, boo. That's what we say before a show, what a brew, boo.
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  That means that's like a North Dakota saying where we say we would like to buy you a beer.
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  It's like T-Pain saying, I want to buy you a drink. I'm just joking.
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  Anyway episode uh 76 i'm i'm a super nice guy and that's the beer cracking hello
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  hello wait wait wait oh there's a beer cracking there we go okay cool beer cracking
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  and we got two guests here,
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  no he's a friend to the room happiest beer guy happiest beer guy the hop the
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  happiest beer guy ever and then we have a new guest over here too look don't
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  look at yourself i don't know where to look. No, look over here.
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  That's okay. It's Nicole Hunt. How are you, Nicole? I'm good.
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  Awesome. Thanks for joining us on the show. Thanks for having me. We appreciate it.
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  We'll come back and get into who you are and why you're here and all that and
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  what you've done for you in your life.
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  We always ask people, you know,
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  what kind of life experience have you had in life and all that stuff.
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  So we'll get to that. But this is episode 76.
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  And yeah, we got lots of cool stuff to try today. We decided to have mead today
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  on the show. Do you know what mead is?
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  You have any idea? It's sort of, I don't know, is it sort of like a mash and... No, no.
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  Okay, so mead is like probably the oldest, probably the oldest... Besides brandy.
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  Yeah, oldest drink ever, alcoholic drink besides brandy. They make it with honey? It's all fruit.
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  It's usually honey and wheat, right?
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  No, just fruit. No, it's something else. Honey and what else?
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  It's honey and... Fuck.
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  Oh, honey and yeast. It's just honey and yeast. That's what it is.
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  I'm correct. I think I am, right?
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  I think it's just honey and yeast. It's like one of the oldest drinks in the world to make.
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  It's water and yeast. Yeah, water and yeast. Honey, water and yeast.
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  Yeah. Yeah, nobody really makes it.
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  It's like one of those drinks that it's hard to make. It's not- Why would you ask me if I knew it?
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  No, what? I was just putting you on the spot. That's all. You never know.
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  Well, we've talked about it for a while, but I think it'd be fun if you had a meadery in this town.
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  That'd be cool. Don't they have a meadery out in the Fargo area?
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  No, it's somewhere out there. Somewhere out there. What's that lady's name again?
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  That's Prairie. Yeah, Prairie. Yeah. Prairie Rose. Prairie Rose. Yeah, Prairie Rose.
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  Yeah, it's a lady and her husband. I think it's around the Fargo area.
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  I don't think it's in Fargo. It's outside of Fargo area.
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  Yeah. Shout out to her. She's really nice. Can't remember her name right now. Is it Susan?
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  Yeah. Yeah, Susan. Susan's awesome, actually. She makes that great meat,
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  though. Yeah. We got to have her on the show, right? Well, she finally canned it. Thank God.
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  Yeah, she did can it. Yeah. But she has great bottles, too. Yeah,
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  but she's like 60, 70 years old. She's a trooper still. Yeah, something like that.
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  She's still hanging out at the breweries and drinking with everyone.
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  Yeah, she's hardcore, yeah. Fucking badass. We got drunk with her at a rare beer picnic.
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  Yeah, at Junkyard. We seen her at Junkyard. Yeah, Junkyard.
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  She was going pint for pint. Yeah, she was. She stopped. She had to go to bed.
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  She wanted to go home. So I don't blame her. Yeah.
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  But she's still- She's older. She can't hang out too long. She can't put her
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  down, though. Actually, she can probably hang out longer than most people can.
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  So, Nicole, you're on the spotlight now. Oh, great.
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  So, Nicole, you know, nobody knows who you are. Tell us who you are. Nicole, where you from?
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  What do you do? What's your background? All that stuff. Oof. Yeah.
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  Okay. Well, I was a military brat. Okay. And my dad's twice retired out of the Air Force.
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  Then I joined the Air Force. I did four years active duty as a combat medic.
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  I went to Iraq in 05 and came back, traveled all over.
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  And now I live in Laramore, North Dakota and I have a nine-year-old son. Nice.
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  And he goes to school there. Nice. That's awesome. He's a polar bear.
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  He's a polar bear. He's a polar bear, yeah. Yep, yep. Hold on a second.
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  Are you going to come out of retirement to go to Iran?
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  Say that again. Say that again. Negative. Negative, yeah. There'll be no one retiring to go to Iran.
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  They're on their own. They don't need Nicola services for Iran.
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  You don't want to go there and play bombs over Iran.
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  No, no, right? No way. No way. I mean, yeah.
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  Just hold your speaker like in the movies. Not this time. No,
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  right? You pass on that one, right?
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  You know, my brother was in Iraq, too. He was in Iraq years ago. He's deceased now.
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  He had a rough go at the military. He was in the military for like, I don't know, 15 years.
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  Just, you know, just didn't work out for him mentally.
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  You know, had a mental breakdown. Well, and your daughter's been overseas a
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  few times to Kuwait and that? She went once.
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  Once, yeah. And then she was out in this last November and then a group from
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  Iowa asked her to re-enlist.
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  And that was the group that was over in Kuwait that they lost four of their soldiers. Yeah. Wow.
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  It's a good thing she did not sign. So I want to, I got a question because I
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  got a question. So you're a parent, your child's been over to Kuwait.
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  Are you nervous? No. No, not really. You're good?
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  I'm good. You okay with that? I do pay attention to what's going on, but I'm good.
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  It makes you pay attention more. I pay a lot of attention I'm a brat So I'm
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  And your shoes Yeah Except mine is navy.
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  But I still pay attention to everything. I don't want to. No?
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  No, you don't pay attention to nothing military anymore? I try not to. You just moved on.
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  I mean, when people tell me what's going on, I'm like, oh, didn't know that. Yeah.
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  What did you say, Paul? Army and Marines over here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cool.
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  Yeah, no, I get it. I can understand if you don't want to pay attention because
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  it's a lot of fucking mess. Yeah.
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  I just, you know, I don't know. I have, like, I have my, like,
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  I have, like, my doubts about the military. I don't have a lot of faith in it.
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  I lost a lot of faith in it because I lost a brother from it.
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  Of course. So I never really be like, oh, my God, the military.
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  But they made it seem so cool because I guess I grew up in the inner city.
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  So when you grow up in the inner city, they really push that on you.
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  Well, the news doesn't tell you half of what's going on anyway.
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  No, they don't, right? Well, my brother told me that because he was able to
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  tell me so many things that was going on that we never heard about.
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  Yeah, I'd have to hang up for my parents when we were mid-call during a rocket
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  attack and terrifying as a parent.
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  This is supposed to be terrifying, period. Right. Yeah.
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  So what we do around here on our show always, you know, it's a beer show.
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  We usually talk about everything, talk about, you know, just anything.
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  But we do try lots of beer, lots of cool beer. You like beer,
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  right? I do. Okay, cool. And that's why you're here. Okay. Do you have a preference on beers?
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  Yeah. I like IPAs.
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  I will drink a Bush Light, a Coors Light, you know. Feel bad for you.
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  Sorry. I didn't say those were preference.
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  But I told you. Thank you.
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  I mean, if we have banquets in high life, I'll be happy. Yeah.
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  Yeah. I mean, if we, yeah, we, you know, since we bring fancy beer,
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  we're going to try the fancy beer. But, you know, when you're having like downtime
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  at home, yeah, you can have your bush light. Yeah.
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  Shop beer. Yeah. Right. You can really tell that there's a girl on the show
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  today because we are already talking about beers eight minutes in.
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  And normally that's not until like 30 minutes. The first 15 usually is like some type of...
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  Weird sexual stuff that's going on. So she says she's in. She's here.
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  So she's in. Whenever we go down that hole, it's over.
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  Although the best things in general for beers are shower beers,
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  hands down. Yeah. They are the best ever.
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  I love shower beers. Or if you have shower whiskey. Yeah.
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  So what would you drink in the shower?
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  As shitty as it sounds, I love Magner's pear cider.
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  Oh, yeah? In the shower? Yeah, it's a fucking, for a pear cider,
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  it's fucking good. I can crush two of them.
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  You know what? Yeah. I have a shelf up there full. Sometimes I'm like,
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  fuck yeah. I love a little Hennessy in the shower.
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  I don't know why I get me a little Hennessy. Every now and then,
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  I got a little shelf too now. So, you know, I could just.
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  Whiskey, whiskey shower. A shower whiskey is great. Shower whiskey.
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  Yeah. I don't know if it was the hot tub, but I took two of those THC beers
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  and went in my hot tub. Did you fall in?
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  Well no because they apparently i don't know if they just don't kick in until
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  like two hours yeah it takes a minute it's like 45 to an hour after you okay
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  because i was drinking it in the hot tub and then i got out of the hot tub and
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  like 30 minutes later i was like did you go fucking stoned i can barely did
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  you go limp from getting out of the hot tub because you'll feel goofy.
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  I would follow my fucking ass i was trying to
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  watch monarch and i kept falling asleep but it was the coolest shit ever hell
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  yeah cool so eric shower beers yeah shower beers no shower beers oh no sad pandas
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  all the shelf space is taken you can you can hold one while just,
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  washing your face yeah okay,
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  I had a thought in my head that I don't want to go there. I did too.
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  I was going to say, Carrie, please take me a beer. Give me a beer, honey.
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  I need a shower beer, please. Carrie, give me a beer, please, and a shower. Thank you.
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  Yeah, that's all right. There's a lot of ways we can go there.
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  See, Nicole, we're ready. We're ready. What kind of beer would you drink in the shower?
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  I guess whatever I have in my fridge, which I have zero in my fridge right now,
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  so it's a sad. So why is that? Why do you have zero in your fridge?
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  Because Laramore doesn't offer anything.
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  Guess what? Today, you're going to leave with a lot of stuff.
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  Although there is... Yeah.
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  Although the bar that I do like in Laramore, Good Times, is actually kind of... Good friends.
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  Good friends, good friends. There's a fucking rooftop up there to party on.
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  It's great. And there's picnic tables.
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  It is. It's nice. What's the imp... What's the... Laramore Improvement?
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  Thank you. That's where I work.
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  Okay, because I saw that and I clicked on it. I'm like, it was the one I just saw post. It was the...
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  Bourbon? Bourbon and Carbless Oh nice Okay I'm on the fence With their With
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  Bismarck Distillery's stuff Their mixed drinks are good Their can of cocktails are good,
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  Their liquor is fucking dirt cheap And it's good for the price too For a bar
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  to put in For local So what is it called?
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  Bismarck Distillery Oh yeah we've had some other stuff So it looks like the
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  Elm to BD Right It's cool as shit Yeah Cool I do like the look Yeah Of it It's
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  cool And it's not bad. It's, it's very young.
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  Like, especially their whiskey is young. I haven't had that.
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  It's, it's not bad. It's just very young for a whiskey, which is fine.
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  People will like it because it's local. Right.
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  This is Windsor and Bush country. Exactly. All right. So today we're going to
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  try, what beer are we starting off with, Alan?
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  So Alan has this like thing. It's like almost like he has a thing where he has
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  to open a beer can in front of the mic.
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  And it's almost like he's having an orgasm when he does that.
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  To release. It's like, yeah, it's like, oh my God, I just opened a beer.
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  Here we go. Oh my God, I just opened a beer. So sexy, Alan. I was just going to say so sexy.
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  So sexy, Alan. It's like miles from the fucking You Betcher.
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  That's what you do. From now, when you go home, Eric, at nighttime,
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  and say, hey, Carrie, I'm feeling sexy, and pop open a beer, she'll just laugh.
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  Yeah, I'm sure. There's a beer next to the bed.
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  Carrie will laugh, yo. Turn up the heat. Oh, yeah.
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  What are we drinking first? First drink in a day. What are we drinking?
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  That's going to be the one noise you implement, like when you're clicking a
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  pen to fucking teach people how to do stuff. Oh, absolutely.
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  Or annoy people. Yes, yes, totally. So this comes from you, Eric.
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  Yeah. Saving this one. So what? You got this.
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  Where'd you get this? I got this as a gift in multi-pack. Okay.
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  But I look at the brewer and I think they did some stuff with Drekker maybe.
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  Pipeworks has done stuff with them too. And this is actually a pretty good Chicago brewery.
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  Their biggest claim to fame is Ninja versus Unicorn.
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  And the label is cool as hell because you got a Ninja and a Unicorn going at
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  it. We've had it before. They do a lot of fun shit in general.
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  This actually took bronze for an award. Okay.
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  And this is a celery sour beer.
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  Celery sour. Yeah. Sometimes we can know it. I'm going to be honest.
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  Sometimes Nicole, we get some really weird beers here.
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  And, and like last week, like last time's Chilada. So we're actually juicing
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  right now. Is that. Yeah. Yeah. We're juicing with alcohol.
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  Right, Paul? I hate celery. You hate celery? Yeah, like even if I get like a
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  Bloody Mary or a Caesar or something, if it gets celery, it just ruins it. Do you want a little bit?
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  Yeah, I mean, I'll try it. You can save me the hair.
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  You said the hair. And this is out of what brewery? Pipeworks?
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  Yep. Pipeworks out of Chicago. That's how celery is. It's just Chicago. Water with hair.
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  So all I think of celery sour is like when they do the pickle festivals,
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  like I love a good pickle and I love pickle pizza, but like this makes me think
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  of that because of the color and like, it looks like pickle brine.
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  Yeah. Do you like pickle beer?
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  Oh. Pickles are great. Pickle pizza. Awesome. I hate pickles. Yeah. Go to, go to Brick.
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  I hate pickles. Go to Brick and Barley. They have a pickle pizza. You do?
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  I don't like. Oh. Pickles are gross. Oh, my gosh, sir. Oh, my God.
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  I had eight jars. I had eight jars.
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  You ate jars? I had eight jars. Sweet baby gherkins. Sweet baby gherkins.
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  Everything. I try different pickles. Homemade pickles. No sweet pickles.
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  I do like one pickle beer, though. Jalapeno brined pickles.
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  Spicy pickles. Have you done carrots and onions in there for the jalapeno with
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  pickles to brine them with jalapeno? I don't do it. Oh, it's so fun. I just buy it. Oh, fair.
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  Hey. Go. deep fried pickles with bacon is like the best thing on earth and cheese
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  in there yeah I think the toasted frogs got some good pickles right although
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  this beer is actually kind of good,
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  and everyone's starting to make pickle stuff now like pickle like chips or whatever
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  yeah you don't have to wait for us Nicole you can just drink you can just drink up.
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  What's this beer called Alan celery sour it's not bad not bad at all surprised
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  me the hair is not in here so that it could have been worse yeah It could have been worse, right?
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  That's actually, it's better than a gelada beer.
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  This is actually a lot better than the chihuahua. One of the things I hate about
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  celery is that for some reason, if I ever eat like a thing of celery,
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  because I mean, it tastes good with like peanut butter,
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  but I can't get the taste of celery out of my mouth for a week.
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  It's like as soon as I take a bite of it, it just lingers there forever. Yeah.
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  I'm not a celery person either, but I mean, I get it. I could cook it in like a stir fry.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do something like that. It's part of the Holy Trinity
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  when you're going to do fucking gumbo. Yeah, exactly.
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  Ah, you know. One out of five. What do you give it? Yeah.
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  I'm going to give it a solid three and a half. I'll give it a two and a half.
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  It's leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I'll do a three and a half.
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  I'm not drinking more than one, though, to be honest.
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  It's good, but I'm not drinking more than one. I'm not a sour guy, so I'll give it a three.
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  It's okay. I couldn't have more than one. I actually like the tartness that
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  they actually got to it. I don't like it. It's gross.
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  Just being honest, it wasn't that good It was like, alright,
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  it was like, okay It's just a celery beer, whatever I guess it's real celery too, huh?
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  Yeah I don't get any celery out of it I just get, I do I just sour I can taste
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  it I can taste the celery I get like celery salt tart Yeah, I can taste it I
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  think you have to add that salty dish in there to get that tart Yeah, I can taste it for sure,
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  Paul, how do we fix the problem with you being able to talk without us switching the button all the time?
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  You can't have five people. Oh. The only reason that we're even able to make
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  it happen is because of that. Because of that? All right. No, no, no. It's okay.
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  No, no. You're good. You're good, Nicole? You're good. You're good.
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  You're good. You can pop in. Yeah, there you go. Just in case you want that. There you go.
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  I bring you up all the time.
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  Yeah, he's the Bush Light guy. Yeah. Yeah.
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  You ever see the commercial? that's him i'm just
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  joking you did look familiar so yeah i'm
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  just kidding oh no it's okay i got a badge on untapped for
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  this one you got a badge international women's day oh yeah it says international
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  women's day today yeah actually you know what i googled today considering it's
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  international and we got a fucking bunch of pussy on the fucking show right
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  now yeah That's a bunch of pussies.
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  Okay, so here's what I did today earlier. I looked up what's today's days, right? Yeah.
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  So today's day is March 6th. Major national days include National Employee Appreciation Day.
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  Today is National Dress and Blue Day.
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  It's also National Speech and Debate Education Day.
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  We're in speech and debate. The key national days is addressing blue speech.
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  Oh, it's National Oreo Cookie Day. So me and Alan.
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  It's National Dentist Day. No one likes them. It's National Frozen Food Day.
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  Oh, National Day of the Dude Day.
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  And that's it. That's what today is. And it's National Women's Day.
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  Like the dude himself? Yeah, the dude.
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  National Dentist Day and no dentist officer open. Yeah, on Friday. I know.
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  I know. Okay, that is weird. That is weird. On Friday, it's never open,
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  right? You're wearing blue.
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  The rest of us are pretty much wearing camo. Yeah, yeah. There you go.
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  Let me see you guys here. Oh, you guys are both in there. Good, there you go.
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  Oh, you all right? Don't worry about it. I'm here. Nothing can happen.
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  Nothing. Yeah, you'll live. Hi there, lady in a red coat. People always walk
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  by here and look through and say hi. Hi.
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  We actually, normally when we do our show, you know, in the cold,
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  there's a lot of like, as it gets hotter, there's a lot of really attractive
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  ladies that walk by all day and they walk by all day.
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  And yeah. All trying to go get licensed. No, no. They're just walking around
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  in a circle trying to get fit for the summer.
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  Trying to get their summer bodies. Got it. Yeah, that's all.
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  They're trying to corrupt the church. Yeah.
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  And every now and then we got these little Asian kids that come over here and
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  look through the window.
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  You know. It's more of like a rhombus. A rhombus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Oh, here we go. Yeah, we'll start that early. Thoughts and views expressed by
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  Paul do not necessarily reflect those of the Buddha.
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  I almost said some ratio shit. Viewer discretion is advised.
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  But I didn't say it. I thought it though, but I didn't say it.
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  It's okay. I can't help it sometimes.
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  I got a little Asian guy that works at my job. He's Korean. I almost thought
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  you were going to say I have a little Asian guy at home. What the fuck? Oh, shit.
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  Like him. No, I got a little Asian guy I got a little Asian guy at home Like him Magnum Pia.
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  I got a little Asian guy at home and he makes me he makes me Asian cuisine. He makes me Watan?
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  Is he like little for Asian or is he just like Nah, he's a little Asian guy.
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  Watan special, please. He works at my job and his last name His last name is Shoemeyer.
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  Not a chance. Yes, his last name is Shoemeyer. That's not Asian.
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  I know, but he's adopted.
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  Yeah, he's adopted, but he's a great kid. Like, if you look at him,
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  he looks Asian, right? But nothing about who he is is Asian.
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  He grew up in Nebraska, go hunting with his dad.
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  You know, he's, like, totally, like, he's just totally engulfed in our culture.
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  So he's been to Korea once, I think, but he's just, you know,
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  he's just Korean by sight. But he's just.
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  Shout out to Mr. Schoemeyer. That's so good. He's Asian by sight, yo.
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  No, I just thought about something. Nowadays in the world, you could be who
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  you want to be, right? Yeah.
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  So you could say you wake up, you want to be this, you want to be that.
• 21:12
  What if I woke up and I wanted to be Asian?
• 21:14
  I mean, you could. I could, right? You would be Black-anese.
• 21:20
  No.
• 21:27
  I'm just saying.
• 21:31
  Okay, what are we drinking now? We're drinking some flow now.
• 21:34
  The dress are flooring now. We're getting there.
• 21:37
  We're opening up. See, the energy is changing now, Nicole, since you're in the room.
• 21:41
  Like, it's like, we don't normally have people, a lot of ladies here. So we need lady power.
• 21:46
  So you're here for the ladies.
• 21:49
  National. And the national ladies, whatever the hell that means, right?
• 21:52
  So we are going international as well right now. Where are we going?
• 21:56
  Because we got a bunch of fucking Canadian beers. Well, actually,
• 21:58
  it's not beer, Alan. Meads.
• 22:00
  Meads, yes. Meads, yes.
• 22:04
  And where's it from? What is it called? What is it? So Bracket Mead is out of
• 22:08
  Canada. Yep. Shout out to Steph.
• 22:10
  She's a girl who makes all the Bracket Mead. I actually know Steph.
• 22:13
  I was going to say that she's the founder, began her career as the number one
• 22:17
  employee at Devil May Care Brewing.
• 22:18
  Yeah. She makes a beer. She makes beer. Yeah. She's a brewer.
• 22:22
  Yeah. Launching her own brand. Yeah. But Bracket Mead is a full-on woman-owned
• 22:26
  brewery out of Winnipeg-based business.
• 22:28
  There's a lot of female brewers in this world, like a lot. So they specialize
• 22:32
  in low carbonated meads.
• 22:35
  Yeah. And they do, well, former founder, Steph Dublin, but she grew up loving this.
• 22:40
  And what is it, the raspberry one? I think it might be one of our favorites.
• 22:44
  This guy? I don't know. What are we drinking now? Which flavor?
• 22:47
  Right now we're drunken.
• 22:48
  We're doing Lucky Lemonade. These are seltzers.
• 22:54
  Honestly, they're mead-based, but they're seltzer-ish with the carbonation.
• 22:58
  I would take a mead over a cider. Really? Seltzer.
• 23:03
  I would rather take a mead or a cider because they're very similar.
• 23:07
  I don't like seltzers, but I get it. They're there. What do you think of this one, Eric?
• 23:11
  I like it. It's pretty tasty, right? I think I've had. Black raspberry scent?
• 23:14
  What is it? Black raspberry? Three different ones. This is blackberry lemonade.
• 23:18
  Blackberry lemonade? Yeah. That'd be a good summertime drink. Yeah. Yeah.
• 23:23
  Probably really good if it's really cold, right? Yeah. Yeah.
• 23:26
  What do you think, Nicole? You like it or what?
• 23:28
  Two and a half. Two and a half out of five.
• 23:31
  Womp, womp, womp, womp. Sorry. I'm just not into the Blackberry stuff. You know what, Nicole?
• 23:36
  Beer, alcohol, it's all subjective, right?
• 23:39
  So it's just the person who's drinking it. If you like it, you like it.
• 23:42
  If you don't like it, you don't like it. So nobody can ever be mad.
• 23:45
  Like we have a friend that works at a brewery, Fulton. We love Fulton beer.
• 23:51
  But they made this Chalada beer that is some bullshit.
• 23:54
  Like it was horrible. Yeah, it was not that good It was like one of the worst
• 23:59
  beers I've ever had I was like, this is horrible I was trying to be nice,
• 24:03
  but that didn't happen It was horrible, have you had the chalada?
• 24:06
  No Thank God you haven't, okay It is fucking horrible, it was like one of the
• 24:11
  worst things I've ever tasted But sometimes you just don't like it, right?
• 24:14
  What do you think, Paul? Eh, I don't know I've never been like a seltzer guy
• 24:19
  So, it's me To me though, it tastes like a seltzer Tastes like a seltzer?
• 24:24
  Yeah, it's alright Like a flat seltzer.
• 24:26
  Yeah. Eh. What do you do, right?
• 24:29
  Speaking of flat, the world is flat. Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:36
  I was just joking. I was just joking. I mean, it could be. I don't know.
• 24:39
  It could be flat. It's round.
• 24:41
  I mean, I basically never left North Dakota. And as far as I can tell, it's just flat. Why not?
• 24:48
  It's a bad for you. Because North Dakota is purgatory.
• 24:52
  I was talking to... I was talking to... Yeah, exactly.
• 24:56
  No, I've always said that North Dakota is purgatory. because you can't make enough money to get out.
• 25:02
  You can only make enough money to like survive. And then if you were to get
• 25:06
  out, you wouldn't have enough money to survive anyway.
• 25:08
  So it's like, you're just kind of stuck here in limbo.
• 25:11
  So living in New York city, you know how, you know, it's true. It's true.
• 25:15
  Actually living in North Dakota, it's like you're in a twilight zone.
• 25:18
  Like completely. It feels like it. There's a reason people take trips to Mexico.
• 25:22
  Because they get like the all-inclusive thing for like, you know,
• 25:24
  $3,000. If I were to take a trip to New York, it would wipe out my entire savings in a day.
• 25:29
  Yeah. Also, I see on the news lately that, you know, they're saying don't go
• 25:34
  to Mexico because it's a lie.
• 25:36
  Everybody's in Mexico. All my friends are there. Everybody's there.
• 25:39
  It's a lie. It's a lie. They're all there right now.
• 25:42
  It's a lie. Okay. Puerto Vallarta, though. Yes. Just Puerto Vallarta was with
• 25:45
  the area where they had some issues.
• 25:47
  But these people were not, from what my friend was saying, he said,
• 25:50
  listen, they wasn't attacking no...
• 25:52
  No people from America, they were just targeting the cars of the military that
• 26:00
  had something to do with, you know, people getting executed.
• 26:04
  They made the guys, they even made the drivers of the cars get out and they
• 26:08
  set the vehicles on fire.
• 26:11
  But all my friends right now, all in Cabo, they're all over in Cancun.
• 26:16
  Everybody's having a good time and they're leaving to go over there every day.
• 26:18
  Again, this is why I say North Dakota is purgatory because I was going to go
• 26:23
  to Puerto Vallarta because I wanted to go to someplace tropical,
• 26:26
  have this whole thing planned out, you know, beachside view. You can still go?
• 26:29
  And then North Dakota decided to have a fucking snowstorm. Oh, yeah.
• 26:33
  Which canceled all the plans to go to Puerto Vallarta and ended up going to
• 26:37
  Cabo, which put me in the fucking desert. It happens.
• 26:40
  And the trip sucked. My view was the back of a garbage can.
• 26:44
  Oh. Yeah. And you can't even swim in Cabo because the ocean is so violent.
• 26:48
  Yeah, it is. And then everything was so completely overpriced.
• 26:51
  Oh, yeah. Yeah. So then I got back to North Dakota.
• 26:54
  I love Mexico. And it cost me like five times more to go to a shittier place.
• 26:58
  I've been to Mexico so many times. I can't count that high anymore.
• 27:01
  I love it. It's amazing. Especially if you go for the- You have that Newsome education? Yep.
• 27:08
  Especially, yo, listen. especially if you go right especially if you go and
• 27:12
  you get like you know all-inclusive you know you're a five-star oh my god and
• 27:16
  you get like the person to come cook you breakfast and lunch or breakfast and
• 27:19
  dinner or whatever in your room what oh my god yes because i usually i usually
• 27:23
  go with like a bunch of friends it's like a bunch of us like 10 or 20 of us and we have a suite,
• 27:28
  and when we're in the suite you have the lady or the guy come by it'd be like
• 27:32
  usually a man cooking and a lady passing out the plates and all that stuff and
• 27:35
  you know they have a little menu what you want you make omelets in the morning
• 27:40
  all that stuff so we usually we usually use this to go for,
• 27:43
  excuse me breakfast and dinner breakfast and
• 27:46
  dinner that's it yeah no i mean i would like even cancun like i didn't go there
• 27:52
  like you know college spring break thing but cancun is even way more fun than
• 27:56
  cabo yeah you can't do anything in cabo cancun is the best i used to go to mazalan
• 28:01
  too mazalan's amazing too i even tried to do like snorkeling in cabo it was,
• 28:05
  The fish are all just like, they came out of the Red River. Yeah.
• 28:08
  Water is just like super fucking cold. Yeah.
• 28:12
  I don't think Cabo and Puerto Vallarta is that much fun. Walleye in there.
• 28:15
  Yeah, right. And then the federales were harassing us for like two hours because
• 28:19
  we got too close to the seals.
• 28:21
  Oh, yeah. You got to leave the seals alone, man. Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:23
  Well, I wasn't driving the boat.
• 28:28
  What are we drinking, Alan? As we go, what are we drinking?
• 28:34
  What are we drinking? Well, I cracked open this woman's beer and I poured her
• 28:39
  out and it's a raspberry mead.
• 28:42
  Raspberry mead. Yep. Yep. What do you guys think? She's a little tart on the
• 28:47
  juice. A little tart on the juice? Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:50
  Yeah. What do you think, Eric? I like it. Yeah.
• 28:53
  You like it? I like tart. I like raspberry though, so I like tart.
• 28:57
  I like it too. But she's made quite a few flavors, you know?
• 29:00
  She's making a lot of flavors these days. She might have like six flavors that I was only able to.
• 29:04
  Get these four but i know some of them are new and that that maple mania is new right,
• 29:09
  that's a new one so yeah i mean shout out shout
• 29:12
  out to steph man she's doing something good i mean if you live out in winnipeg up
• 29:15
  in canada man supporter man go go and pick
• 29:18
  up some brat cat mead you can find it i think it's all over the city it's everywhere
• 29:21
  you can find it anywhere i mean the only people would it the only people would
• 29:25
  it here is us yeah that's it is it bad all i think of when i look at this is
• 29:30
  like a lonely one with a million cats just because of the label Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• 29:36
  He said a lonely woman with many cats. Wow.
• 29:41
  I mean, it's true, though. It's true. It's true. Hey, listen. You don't know that.
• 29:47
  She has all the cats. How can she be lonely? Do you have any cats? No. Do you have any dogs?
• 29:51
  I do have a dog. Okay. What kind of dog is it? He is a rescue dog from Washington
• 29:56
  State when I lived there. Nice. So he's old now.
• 30:00
  She said, yeah. Where in Washington State? I lived near Everett.
• 30:06
  Okay. But I had a house in Lake Stevens, Washington.
• 30:09
  Nice. Nice. You ever think about moving back to here? Every day. Yeah, see?
• 30:13
  So I got family in Olympia and Tacoma. And my wife's from Oak Harbor up there.
• 30:18
  So I love going through everything in Bellingham. I was just in Bellingham.
• 30:21
  It's fucking beautiful to go snowboarding up through there and everything.
• 30:23
  It's gorgeous. Just in Bellingham. Yeah.
• 30:25
  Mount Vernon's cool. Yep. I love that place.
• 30:28
  There's a, I don't know if the brewery's still there. It was the last time I
• 30:31
  went there, but it was like a little hole in the wall brewery,
• 30:34
  like 20 some plus years old. Yeah.
• 30:36
  But it was in a pub. There's a porterhouse club there. It was really good food,
• 30:39
  really good beers. In Bellingham? Yeah. No, in Mount Vernon.
• 30:43
  Yeah. Nice. I was stoked when I went out there and we took a drive.
• 30:47
  I found a restaurant called Bob's Burgers.
• 30:50
  Bob's Burgers. Yeah. And it was not what I was expecting. Was it good?
• 30:53
  It was good. I was just expecting the show when I saw that. Oh. Oh, there you go.
• 30:59
  The Carpenter. Bob's Burgers. Yeah. There you go. Got you.
• 31:02
  That's crazy. But food was good. So what do we got? What do we got here? what do you think?
• 31:08
  I'm going to give that one 3.2.
• 31:13
  Wasn't that good? 3.2, it's better than the last one. Yeah, it's better than
• 31:16
  the last one. Yeah, it's a little fruitier, but...
• 31:22
  What do you think, Eric? Well, as a meat is concerned, I'll give it a four.
• 31:27
  Yeah, okay. Because you can't compare it to beer. No. No, you can't.
• 31:30
  You can't. So what do you got going on tonight, Eric?
• 31:32
  We got North Dakota hockey. Ooh. Yeah. Who's playing? It's playoffs against
• 31:36
  Omaha. Ooh. Oh, that sounds like a real hard game.
• 31:40
  Well, I think they're going to split. I think they're going to split and then
• 31:44
  they're going to play. I think they're going to blow them out,
• 31:45
  bro. They hard. They only won two games all year.
• 31:48
  I've been playing attention. I don't know. North Dakota's been doing pretty
• 31:52
  good this year. I'm talking about Omaha. Omaha's horrible.
• 31:54
  Omaha's been good last year. This year, they kind of. I could just see it being a split.
• 31:58
  Just because they probably pumped up. And then go for a Sunday game.
• 32:01
  You know what? Here's the big thing with hockey in North Dakota.
• 32:05
  They have to show up every game because everybody's gunning for them.
• 32:09
  They have to. They're the team to beat. Like, you beat North Dakota,
• 32:12
  you beat UND. That's a big deal. Yeah, but we're usually behind Michigan.
• 32:16
  Well, now we're number two in the NCAA. Yeah. That's bad. UND is always a top
• 32:21
  10 team, and they're always one of the top teams in hockey. Yeah,
• 32:25
  they got a lot of NHL producers.
• 32:26
  Yeah, yeah. Are you guys into hockey at all, or what?
• 32:29
  I'm not. You're not. My exes, but. No, I don't really follow it.
• 32:35
  No? I mean, I like watching hockey, but.
• 32:37
  I like hockey. I like Valet, so I like hockey. Yeah, but it's kind of nice,
• 32:40
  though, since we're in a hockey area. Like, now, since we did win hockey.
• 32:44
  Yeah. We kind of own Canada's ass for the next four years.
• 32:48
  I mean, no matter how many times beat Canada in hockey it still is going to
• 32:52
  take us 28 years to catch them how many times they beat us already I just can't
• 32:56
  find the time with my new Taekwondo I was going to say are you just whipping ass?
• 33:01
  You're whipping those kids' asses Yeah, let's catch up with that I love the
• 33:04
  meme of the Seinfeld one because I was actually watching Seinfeld the other night and I'm like,
• 33:09
  So, so Nicole doesn't know what's going on. So Nicole, so Nicole,
• 33:13
  what's going on is that a backstory. Okay.
• 33:15
  So Paul's son, Thomas, he got cancer and he ended up, you know,
• 33:21
  going to down to the hospital.
• 33:23
  Everything turned out good. He has a really big scar on his, his back.
• 33:27
  Paul ended up getting a tattoo scar, like his son, great dad. Right.
• 33:32
  And then he started taking Saekwondo and he said that when he gets to be a purple
• 33:36
  belt, he would join. And he remembered. He remembered.
• 33:40
  Fuck. Thomas is like, yo, dad, got that purple belt.
• 33:48
  You said, that's what he said, right? You said that you would join too, right?
• 33:53
  And now Paul is freaking Taekwondo master. I thought you were teaching it.
• 33:58
  That's what I got out there. Yeah, no, no, no. There we are.
• 34:03
  He's teaching, he's learning a lot. He's learning how not to do.
• 34:05
  Exactly. He's learning a lot. Right, Paul?
• 34:09
  I'm learning that my hips don't work anymore. Oh, God.
• 34:13
  That's right. I guess your name is going to be Hoda Shakira.
• 34:18
  Did you get that? Hips don't. Just fucking judo. Did you get it?
• 34:20
  No, Shakira. You just got to fucking judo chop him on the head. Exactly.
• 34:24
  And just they're going to go down. No. I mean, what do you do?
• 34:27
  I just want to... Can we come to the class and film you? No.
• 34:31
  What? That'd be awesome.
• 34:33
  Blackmailing his phone. You know what? I'm going to show up.
• 34:35
  It's open to the public. Yeah. When is it?
• 34:39
  Mondays and Fridays. Oh, he's lying. He's lying. He's lying.
• 34:43
  He is lying. I'm going to show up.
• 34:47
  But I, see, look, I'm going to show up just like this. I don't have a camera, right?
• 34:52
  Do you see it? Do you see it? I know. See?
• 34:56
  I'm just going to tell Meta to turn on the video and get Paul.
• 35:00
  That is so weird to me. Yeah.
• 35:02
  But you know what, though? Here's the cool part about these glasses that I like,
• 35:05
  that I didn't like about the last glasses. The last Meta glasses they made...
• 35:11
  I thought the B-Day was kind of creepy, like, in a way where you could film
• 35:14
  somebody, but it was grainy.
• 35:16
  It wasn't very good, but they couldn't tell you were filming them.
• 35:19
  But with these ones, you could tell they're filming because a white light pops up every time.
• 35:25
  So you'll see it. If you're paying attention, you'll see it.
• 35:29
  So, but, you know, like, I mean. That is kind of creepy, though. It can be creepy.
• 35:33
  It depends how you use it. You know, like, you know, some people are creepy,
• 35:36
  right? I could see some guys out there using things for, like, you know, to.
• 35:40
  Home movies? some POV movies, take
• 35:41
  pictures of some chick at the gym or something, be all weird and shit.
• 35:45
  There's some pervers out there. I get it. You gotta wear glasses to work out. Yeah, right.
• 35:50
  I usually wear my other glasses. I'm not seeing you. Not me, not me.
• 35:53
  This is the more casual way of saying, hey, can I slide in your DMs? Just ask. That's all.
• 35:59
  It's easy these days. It's not even hard these days. It's easy. Trust me.
• 36:05
  You can slide in whether that person responds back or not.
• 36:09
  Yeah that's what she said exactly i don't even know how any of that works.
• 36:14
  You don't know how to slide somebody's dm i don't know i you don't know how to do that either,
• 36:19
  that's like that's like sliding your dm is like sliding a direct message like
• 36:23
  so like facebook messenger just say hey what's up how you doing that's just
• 36:27
  a simple how you doing how's everything i thought you or somebody say hey i
• 36:30
  thought you look good or whatever and then you know the only ones i ever get
• 36:33
  of that is this person died did you know them.
• 36:39
  It was like this person this person died that you know oh god and then so people
• 36:43
  click on it and then it's like some spam shit yes the spam shit yeah hey this
• 36:48
  is this this is the courthouse i need you to uh report to this location yeah.
• 36:53
  It's a Nigerian prince. It's the upgraded Nigerian prince scandal.
• 36:57
  No, it's okay. No, it's okay.
• 37:00
  Maybe not that person you may have known. No, it happens, man. Trust me.
• 37:06
  I get some weird DMs, man. Sometimes I look at it and I go, wow, she really said that.
• 37:12
  Just shake your head like, oh, okay. No, no. You look at the picture and you
• 37:16
  go, nah, I'm good. You want to look at my feet to my OnlyFans page?
• 37:20
  What is that, too? What is this OnlyFans thing all the time?
• 37:22
  I mean, listen, I would like to have my own OnlyFans, like private stuff.
• 37:26
  I don't want to tell you what I was going to be doing.
• 37:28
  It would kind of defeat the purpose if it wasn't your own. You should do it
• 37:30
  for like working out. Because it would be like everyone's. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:34
  What if I get paid for that, right? People will pay for that.
• 37:37
  Oh, I'm going to just wear an apron and cook food and just get drunk then. Yeah. Fuck yes. Yeah.
• 37:42
  I've got the fucking porn stash going already or fireman stash,
• 37:47
  whichever. I'm saving a baby where I'm fucking doing something in the kitchen.
• 37:51
  What did you say? I could teach Taekwondo. Yes.
• 37:55
  Yeah. Just show up in a fucking Taekwondo outfit. No, no. Just fucking put some
• 38:00
  kid in our bar. No, Taekwondo.
• 38:04
  It's the opposite. Yeah, yeah. Taekwondo in the thong. Oh, God.
• 38:09
  Have you ever seen Taekwondo? Jump the brakes on that.
• 38:14
  You never know. It's going to be. God damn. High kicks. It's going to be called
• 38:19
  Paul's Kumite. I know, right?
• 38:22
  No, I'm going to get you done. It's going to be shown more than what you expected. A little bit tank.
• 38:29
  Oh, God. It's going to fall into the random stimpies from the 90s.
• 38:32
  Mood. Eric, would you try a Taekwondo?
• 38:36
  No. No? No. I think if I was going to do anything, it would be boxing.
• 38:40
  Yeah, boxing. But boxing is hard as fuck, Eric. Yeah. Holy shit, man.
• 38:43
  I've done a boxing class, and I see him at the Y. You're going to throw up,
• 38:47
  bro. Oh, we can do Eric's only boxing where he just fucking beats the shit out of his neighbor.
• 38:51
  Yeah. Yeah, that'd be kind of good. We can do that.
• 38:55
  Yeah, Eric has... These ones are correct. The cops can just watch us.
• 38:59
  Like, they allow him to beat the shit out of the nation. I see that.
• 39:02
  Eric has a psycho neighbor. He has a psycho neighbor. What? Yeah.
• 39:08
  And he lives next door, and this guy's like... He had guns, but he got his guns
• 39:11
  taken away from him, and now he's been to jail. He's just an all-around piece of shit human.
• 39:17
  I think he's currently... Is he going on a 24-7 program right now? Yes.
• 39:22
  Oh, sorry. Sorry. Is he on 24-7? I do believe, yeah.
• 39:26
  He's on 24-7. Do you know what 24-7 is? No, I don't.
• 39:29
  Okay, so in jail, when you get a DUI, and it's high, and you got to go,
• 39:35
  before you go to court, if you don't get it all worked out, they put you on
• 39:38
  this thing called 24-7. You got to have more than one DUI, or if you blow really high.
• 39:42
  So 24-7 is that you come to the jail where I work at, and we,
• 39:46
  it's going to sound weird, we blow you twice a day.
• 39:50
  But you have to come between 6.30 and 8. You're blowing dudes twice a day?
• 39:55
  There you go. That's his only fan's page. You are blowing it? Yeah, there you go.
• 40:00
  This is a lucrative market where they have five different steps.
• 40:04
  That'd be kind of cool if I had, like, my glasses on at work, right?
• 40:07
  And people come, they got to blow into the machine, and all day they're like.
• 40:11
  Right? Just play a bunch of Barry Madelon. I just blink out their face. Just get the.
• 40:19
  No, you just get their eyes. It's their eyes, right? Just have some dial or
• 40:23
  like a rainbow in the dark playing. Yo, listen.
• 40:26
  You want to hear something crazy? there are some people that cannot blow it's
• 40:31
  this it's this asian guy that comes to blow and he always goes look look at my life he goes he goes,
• 40:40
  he can't blow with it yeah someone was he was he a little asian no he's actually
• 40:46
  tall actually someone is gonna someone is gonna make him learn how to blow really well.
• 40:53
  Someone in jail is gonna make him long enough yeah true yeah
• 40:57
  and you know you know in jail you're gay for the state right he's gonna enjoy
• 41:00
  the spicy egg rolls oh yeah going back to saint cloud you're gay for the state
• 41:08
  spicy spicy nothing in jail is spicy all the food is bland.
• 41:16
  Yeah, pretty much. You might as well be. It's just horrible.
• 41:19
  It's like bland as hell. Like, it's no spice. They're always like,
• 41:22
  it's too much pepper in here.
• 41:23
  It's too much pepper in here. I swear to God, the pizza, all they do is they
• 41:27
  just put, like, cheese and sauce on cardboard.
• 41:29
  Yeah, we don't. No, no, it's better now. No, the pizza's better now,
• 41:32
  but we don't do pizza very often. Is it bad? I want to say that's like the Rambas frozen pizzas.
• 41:37
  I was going to say that was like high school pizza. High school pizza.
• 41:40
  Like the pan pizza. Hey, those were good. Don't rock shows. Those were awesome.
• 41:44
  Yeah, high school pizza's pretty good, actually. High school pizza's pretty
• 41:46
  good. Were you a ranch person?
• 41:47
  Did you put ranch on your pizzas? Still do. Oh, gross.
• 41:50
  I don't do ranch. Ugh. Eric? No.
• 41:53
  Ranch is like pickles to me. Oh, gross. But you remember the square pizzas from
• 41:58
  school? Yes. Those were the best.
• 41:59
  Yep, they were great. Rectangle. Yeah, the best.
• 42:03
  Along with the caramel rolls. Yes. Although when I went to school,
• 42:06
  when they gave you your meals, I saw some fucking fat bitches put ranch and
• 42:12
  dump it all over the tray. Like the whole top of the tray was white.
• 42:15
  Shit. And creamy, like the things they're never going to get in life.
• 42:18
  White and creamy. Hold on a second.
• 42:22
  They don't have ranch in my day. Oh, that's fine. We did not.
• 42:27
  We did not. Let's pause that.
• 42:29
  Pause let's pause that yeah nah pause that you said white and creamy like you
• 42:35
  loved it yo it's crazy they were they were gobble monsters i was like it's like white and creamy.
• 42:43
  He said it but he said it was such vigor you know this is what this pussy beer
• 42:47
  is doing to me this pussy beer he said the pussy beer i'm a huge advocate of
• 42:53
  the square cut though okay okay what are we drinking now hey what are we drinking
• 42:56
  alan oh well paul already slammed his but we're,
• 43:00
  We're drinking Cat Cafe. Cat Cafe? Yep.
• 43:03
  Ooh, it's coffee in this one. Yeah, it's a coffee espresso mead.
• 43:06
  What'd you think, Paul, that you already downed it? Yeah, I could tell the coffee right away.
• 43:10
  It's actually pretty tasty, actually.
• 43:12
  So it was about, you had like a good little mimosa in the morning?
• 43:16
  That wasn't bad for the finish. Like that coffee was light on the back.
• 43:18
  The roast, again, for mead, still sweet, but that was actually really good.
• 43:24
  Good job, Steph. That was actually really good. That cafe coffee is delicious.
• 43:27
  Yeah, I like that one. Yeah, this was good. It was all right.
• 43:29
  It was something that wasn't tart.
• 43:31
  And it was focused on the coffee. Yeah.
• 43:34
  This is a good balance. She's got good stuff going right now.
• 43:36
  She does have a good stuff going there, man. You know what? She's doing the
• 43:38
  thing, man. You know? Shout out to Steph. She's an amazing young lady.
• 43:42
  She's got, you know, she probably, I think she should travel more and get out
• 43:46
  and get the meat out in the United States more. Because it's more up in Canada more.
• 43:50
  I guess she's just trying to just get her feet wet there.
• 43:53
  But she's a very popular brewer. Like she brews in all the breweries, you know? Yeah.
• 43:58
  She's a very popular brewer, so good for her, man. I'm very happy for her.
• 44:02
  But yeah, she's making some good stuff.
• 44:04
  Shout out to you, Steph. Good job. Shout out to Devil May Care, everybody there.
• 44:08
  Haven't seen those guys in a long time. Yeah, I'm sad we haven't seen them in
• 44:11
  a bit, but I liked what they have. They do have some good beer.
• 44:14
  I haven't seen some of their beer actually as much as I used to see it, but yeah.
• 44:18
  I'm sure they all got some good stuff going. You know, we got a bunch of Canadian
• 44:22
  beers here. I got some Kilter here, some Stanley Park.
• 44:24
  This is mostly Winnipeg, and then this is British Columbia stuff.
• 44:28
  I got some more British Columbia stuff in my bag. Shout out to Chris,
• 44:32
  too. He's the guy that got me all the beer and everything.
• 44:34
  So far, these are legit. But again, you have a fucking kilter beer here,
• 44:40
  and that shit is always good. It's always beer, right?
• 44:42
  Go for it. Kilter fucking smash it. Kilter fucking smash it. Go. Say it.
• 44:46
  Wait. No. No, do it. Come on. Do it. Do it. Don't be talking to Paul over there. Say it.
• 44:52
  There's so many Canadian beers. We should just sing Oh Canada.
• 44:56
  We should. No, we should. Know the song?
• 44:59
  I know it. I know the first line. Oh Canada.
• 45:04
  Look i had a home in native land yeah that's all i had to hear it for 10,
• 45:10
  i had to hear it for 10 years i know this song trust me i've heard it a thousand
• 45:15
  times yeah i know my high school song oh i think i had to hear that anthem with
• 45:20
  him with the national anthem every year for 10 years at our gun club what's your high school song,
• 45:25
  Central, we cheer for Central. We are the finest in Dakota.
• 45:31
  We go forward to success. We still... No, no, I lost. All right, shit.
• 45:36
  You just got to smack. Oh, sorry. No, no.
• 45:40
  Hey, I don't remember my... You remember your high school? No.
• 45:44
  I don't remember my high school, but I remember my public school.
• 45:47
  It was so whack. You know how they just make you stand up every morning?
• 45:51
  I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.
• 45:54
  Why are you saying it? To the Republic. It's in that tone. It's America.
• 45:57
  I know, but it was just, it was so corny for me when I was a kid.
• 46:00
  I kind of annoyed of it. Right. I feel like, I felt like they were forcing me
• 46:03
  to do it. Don't force me to do it.
• 46:05
  Make me want to do it. You got to make me, you got to make me believe that I
• 46:08
  should be doing it. But I was a kid at the time.
• 46:11
  So I didn't know what America was really about.
• 46:15
  Right. That's the whole point of it. Right. But I didn't know.
• 46:17
  I didn't know back then. So as I got older, I understood why I was doing it.
• 46:20
  When I was a little kid, I was like, this is stupid. You know, I just didn't know.
• 46:24
  You're so rebellious. No, but so my school was 132. You know,
• 46:28
  in New York City, we have numbers.
• 46:29
  So we used to have this corny ass song where we go, we'll fight our heart for 132. This is my school.
• 46:37
  132, we'll do our best for 132 by working every day.
• 46:43
  Oh, that's all I remember. It was whack, yo.
• 46:47
  Was Morgan Freeman in the gym with you when you were doing that? Nah, Kobe was.
• 46:52
  Sorry. Black Mamba? Black Mamba. Look, I don't remember my song.
• 46:56
  I was a fucking spoiler out of Grafton. And our logo, our mascot was a goddamn
• 47:01
  devil. I know what your song was.
• 47:02
  La-la-la-la-la-la-bamba. Thank you, because we are Little Mexico.
• 47:07
  I know. That's why I was making a joke, yo. I fucking...
• 47:11
  I'm not mad. I got a chunk of family that's Mexican. I love the food.
• 47:14
  But every day after, thank God I went to school with a bunch of people that
• 47:18
  would let me get high with kids that I was friends with. We got high breakfast and lunch and dinner.
• 47:23
  And thank God I was able to get through school that way. Oh,
• 47:26
  God. That sounds really cool. It is. Little Mexico is bomb.
• 47:30
  Yeah. How about you, Eric? I mean, you can even tell because he's got like,
• 47:33
  you know, scars to prove it. I know.
• 47:37
  Freshman. He's in that very early. Freshman. I know, right? I'm an Eastsider.
• 47:40
  Eastsider. Eastside Greaser? East Greaser. Eastside Greaser, huh? Yep. There you go.
• 47:45
  That's where all the keggers were. That's what they say. Eastside Greaser.
• 47:49
  Yeah, so you guys grew up different from me.
• 47:51
  Our keggers and bonfires were just in the fields. Right. Yeah.
• 47:55
  It's the best. Yeah, it's crazy.
• 47:57
  Most of the time you fall into the bonfire because you were just shit drunken.
• 48:00
  That's what's off Everclear. That was you. And UV blue. That was you.
• 48:04
  Was it around when you were in high school? there was
• 48:07
  an east in east side there was a place that
• 48:10
  everybody go for bonfires and they made this entire
• 48:13
  like fort out of a whole
• 48:16
  bunch of like pallets no not pounds actually tree
• 48:19
  i don't know not branches because they're bigger than branches right
• 48:22
  tree logs or whatever but it was like it's the
• 48:25
  spot i think it's gone now but everybody in high school would go there i mean
• 48:29
  every time that somebody was there they'd build more and more on right and it
• 48:33
  was like this giant circle of just tree logs that they would everybody just
• 48:40
  harvest from whatever farm they're on. I'm sure I was there.
• 48:46
  Would you say it's a circle jerk? Yeah.
• 48:50
  It's a lumber slumber. Lumber slumber. Yeah, lumber slumber. Wow.
• 48:56
  My dad calls the roundabouts circle jerks. I was like, I don't think you know what that means.
• 49:01
  That is another thing in this town. I like it, I like it. That is another thing
• 49:04
  with roundabouts in this town. People are fucking retarded. They cannot figure out how to drive.
• 49:08
  Like, don't come to a dead stop. It's pretty simple. It's a yield and then go. Like, immediately go.
• 49:13
  Pretty simple, yeah. People are retarded in this town. They can't figure out roundabouts.
• 49:16
  It's like in Thief River. There's like four roundabouts in a row.
• 49:18
  Yeah. You have to be a fucking special needs person to not understand how they work.
• 49:23
  Well, this place that I'm talking about, like if you've been there,
• 49:26
  like you have to follow people that know how to get there and you're driving
• 49:30
  for like 15 miles through somebody's like, uh, farmland. Yeah.
• 49:34
  Through minimum maintenance roads.
• 49:36
  And yeah. It's not, it's not even, it's actually. Along the tree line.
• 49:39
  Yeah. It's actually a road made by people out there. Yeah.
• 49:43
  Those are the best though, like for bonfires and everything in the woods.
• 49:46
  Cause you, like you said, you either have to follow someone or if you've been
• 49:49
  there enough, you know, every way to get around.
• 49:51
  So you can run for the cops, run for the cops in the fields and get away. Yep. Exactly.
• 49:58
  And you were going through some cornfields and fucking whatever happens,
• 50:01
  happens on the undercarriage. You fucking rip the shit off if you're far away.
• 50:04
  So they don't find your ass. See, I'm a city boy.
• 50:06
  So basically, as a city boy, we were already drinking 40-ounce Old English 800 when I was like 13, 12.
• 50:15
  You know, we just get the older guys to go buy the beer for us.
• 50:19
  Oh, it was hams and Budweiser.
• 50:21
  We had these. Yeah.
• 50:23
  Then we had a pink champagne. Pink Champel. You ready to do that?
• 50:26
  Pink Champel. Did you have Alizé too? Because that was popular.
• 50:31
  Colt 45. MD, MD. I had it in a 40 in a paper bag. MD 2020. Yes. Fuck.
• 50:37
  The kids online now, the kids online that just figured out what MD 2020 is are
• 50:43
  dying because Gen X and millennials are now warning them on social media,
• 50:48
  do not drink that because it is nightmare fuel. Oh, shit.
• 50:51
  And they are like, no, we can't handle it. No, it's got nothing but regret. We also had St.
• 50:57
  Odds. You ever heard of St. Odds? St. Odds was like, Ice Cube was like the main
• 51:00
  guy doing St. Odds commercials.
• 51:02
  Like he was doing a little hardcore shit. That was like vodka.
• 51:04
  Yeah. No, no. It was a beer, bro.
• 51:06
  It was a beer. It was a malt liquor. It was all malt liquor. All malt liquor.
• 51:10
  Purple Passion was the... Oh.
• 51:12
  Purple Passion? They're like big grape soda made by Everclear. Yeah.
• 51:16
  Oh, yeah. These are grenades. These are grenades, yeah. It's the same as like... Purple drink.
• 51:20
  Purple drink? Yeah, purple drink. It's the same as like Finding Sparks back
• 51:23
  in the day or the original Four Locos.
• 51:25
  I do like it. By the way, this is kind of good except it's really syrupy. It's maple syrup.
• 51:31
  Maple mania. I love it. Well, we guys nailed it. Yep.
• 51:35
  It's pretty good. It was pretty good, right? It was super honey,
• 51:38
  super, a lot of honey in it.
• 51:40
  Oh, yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. Well, shout out to Steph,
• 51:44
  man. Good job, Steph. You're making some great stuff over there, Bradcat.
• 51:47
  It's very tasty stuff. These were on point. Yeah, she got lots of flavors.
• 51:51
  She has actually more flavors than that. I just, I think there's all the ones
• 51:54
  I got, but I think there's like maybe two or three more flavors.
• 51:57
  So that's awesome. But I think we should pop an IPA because Nicole says she
• 52:01
  likes IPAs. Oh, we're going to do that.
• 52:04
  What is your go-to IPA, Nicole? I don't know.
• 52:07
  I try them all. there's isn't there an
• 52:10
  app where you can try different ipas and
• 52:12
  rate them untapped yeah untapped a drunk drunk encyclopedia yeah i have it on
• 52:17
  here this is the best thing i can ever do for drunk sure eric has one he's got
• 52:21
  it yeah okay i think i had it once upon a time and as many places have i been
• 52:27
  i try different beers it's fun i still koozies wherever i go hell yeah.
• 52:33
  Everywhere I go. I have just like so many.
• 52:36
  So, I don't know. I feel like I cannot pick a favorite, but my go-to around here, I don't know.
• 52:46
  I used to work for a distribution company, so pick one. Oh, no.
• 52:51
  Yeah. I'm not going to be mad. I just want to know what you like.
• 52:53
  All right. Well, I know where we live, but I was obsessed.
• 52:58
  I don't know if Blue Moon is an IPA. No, but it's not a bad way to go.
• 53:03
  Yeah. It's sort of hazy. Yeah.
• 53:05
  But it's a good orange weedy beer. Right.
• 53:08
  But I don't like super, super hoppy. That's fine. So you like more citrus than juicy. Like a beer mosa.
• 53:16
  As long as it doesn't have bitterness. Like if it drinks like a hoppy orange
• 53:20
  juice, you'd be cool with that?
• 53:21
  I don't know. I try everything. Okay. We'll find something.
• 53:25
  So you might like the hazies then. I like hazies. Yeah, because they're very soft.
• 53:29
  Like the summit. it yeah so like those are like a lot of them they're more citrusy
• 53:33
  but they're more like orange creamsicle like soft body but they have a late light hop character.
• 53:40
  Did you say you go around selling koozies? No, stealing koozies.
• 53:44
  Stealing. Stealing koozies.
• 53:46
  Coasters, too? Oh, sorry, not koozies. Coasters. Oh, we got coasters,
• 53:50
  too. I didn't bring any, but I got tons of those, too.
• 53:53
  I do. Everywhere I go, I'm like, I'm not stealing. You collect them, right?
• 53:57
  I collect. Yeah, you just collect them. I think everybody. Like from all around the U.S. Yep.
• 54:03
  Oh, don't spill it on the counter here. But we're going to piss off John Roberts. John.
• 54:09
  John Roberts. What's up, John? How you doing, buddy? I'm going to say hi.
• 54:13
  Haven't seen you in a long time. We're Facebook buddies.
• 54:19
  Why are you laughing for you?
• 54:22
  Charles. I ordered.
• 54:27
  So that video where you have a red dick going up your ass. Oh,
• 54:32
  yeah. Oh, yeah. A lot of sounded. That sounded crazy.
• 54:37
  Oh, I see, Matt. I'm like, what am I seeing here?
• 54:41
  Pause nah pause
• 54:45
  that he said the video you had that red dick
• 54:48
  going on your ass what is that alan holy shit
• 54:51
  the when reese has the laser pen yeah there you go i ordered a bunch of those
• 54:56
  for us so nah look at that it's just having a blast no so no wait nicole nicole
• 55:06
  wait so what happened was I, I purchased one of those,
• 55:09
  those, those, it's a penis light that turns red and you could shine on people's faces and whatever.
• 55:14
  Sorry. So I ordered one, right? And guys, guys get a little carried away when
• 55:18
  you have one of those things around.
• 55:20
  And excuse me, I ordered it and I bought it. I bought it to the bar and was
• 55:24
  messing around with it. And then I gave it to the guys.
• 55:26
  And when I wasn't paying attention, they were putting it up my ass.
• 55:29
  Like I was talking to somebody and they were, you were there.
• 55:32
  Yeah. So I saw the video. Yeah. They were, yeah. It was, it was funny.
• 55:35
  Hey. I have seen that. Yeah, I can make fun of myself. I'm like,
• 55:38
  I'm okay with that. I'm like, whatever.
• 55:39
  I have the one of Charlie with a dick on his face. I made that into a sticker.
• 55:43
  Send me that, bro. Send me that. I made it into a sticker. You made it into
• 55:44
  a sticker? It's an anime sticker for him.
• 55:47
  I'm going to put it on all the breweries for him. That was fucked up,
• 55:49
  dude. And I'm going to tag him somebun. That is fucked up, yeah.
• 55:52
  I got one of Reese with two songs.
• 55:54
  He's getting that, too. Yeah.
• 55:56
  So anyway, we're drinking an IPA. Try that out. It's an IPA.
• 56:00
  It's a hazy double IPA. Yeah, from Kilter.
• 56:02
  Kilter. The Kilter's a really good brewery up here in Winnipeg.
• 56:04
  This is probably one of the top five best breweries in Canada, in Winnipeg.
• 56:09
  Probably in Canada too, bro. In Canada, in general.
• 56:11
  I don't do double IPAs, but this is a good one. Kilter kills in almost everything.
• 56:17
  Even their sours are bangers.
• 56:19
  Especially their fucking Mexican latte or their Mexican stout.
• 56:22
  That's not from the same. No. A different company. Yep.
• 56:25
  Is this the one that made the Bikini Bottom? Yes. Yep. Yes. Yes.
• 56:30
  The strawberry. Yeah, just a can. Cans look alike a little bit, yeah.
• 56:35
  This one's cool because it's just skeleton looking. You like that one?
• 56:37
  Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad. I'm not really an IPA guy at all.
• 56:41
  I'm more of a lager, pilsner, stout person. Like I like dark beers, porters.
• 56:47
  But yeah, I get it. I know why people like these. They're pretty tasty.
• 56:51
  Yeah, they're very friendly. Especially for anyone that's not a big IPA person.
• 56:54
  Or if you're a big veteran of all the hoppy spears ever. A little kind of off topic.
• 57:01
  So have you guys been to Short and Tall? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:04
  We were there together. So I was there the other day and somebody I know made
• 57:07
  a really good point about that place. They only have tap beer. Did you know that? Yeah.
• 57:12
  Yeah. Well, I mean, so it's, you know, they have like some good,
• 57:15
  you know, IPAs and stuff and everything. Yeah.
• 57:17
  But guy made a good point. Like if you have a table of 10 and they're all ordering bush lights.
• 57:23
  You need to get cans of bush light. Yeah. Because every single one pour.
• 57:28
  Oh, you need to let, you have to keep the tap open and just start pouring them
• 57:31
  all like water. It takes too long.
• 57:33
  Hey. Yeah. If everyone's ordering. Well, I mean, I, my point is always,
• 57:38
  it just takes too long for the servers to bring them.
• 57:40
  Because by the time that they get done bringing them all the tap bush lights.
• 57:44
  Yeah. They'd already be on their second round.
• 57:46
  Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. One down, one more. Yeah. I just, I just thought it was funny
• 57:50
  that they only have tap. Actually, we ran into one of the girls who was the manager there.
• 57:54
  She's now working at Parrish K now. So they're going through some,
• 57:57
  you know, changing things too. Like, you know, they're figuring it out.
• 58:01
  It's not going to happen overnight. They're going to be a decent bar.
• 58:04
  It just takes a little while to become a better bar.
• 58:06
  So, you know, as soon as the management figures out how to do things, they'll be better.
• 58:09
  And, you know, because if people are leaving early, that means the owner or
• 58:14
  the manager, whoever the manager is doing too much.
• 58:17
  You got to reel it in a little bit. You know, you pay attention.
• 58:20
  Do they have liquor there?
• 58:21
  No, well, no, they don't. They have cocktails on tap.
• 58:25
  Cocktails on tap? Yeah, so they make their own cocktails and then they keg them
• 58:29
  so they can pour them on tap. So they're pre-mixed. Yeah, pre-mixed.
• 58:33
  It's their own. But if it's hard alcohol, then you shouldn't be able,
• 58:36
  because you'd have to have a... They have a full liquor license.
• 58:39
  Oh, they do? Yeah, they just don't advertise it. Because the bottles,
• 58:42
  like where the bar is, they're usually underneath there, but for that part,
• 58:48
  they might not just promote it because they're focused on the beer side.
• 58:51
  Yeah. So like their cocktails are actually not bad. Like they've already been made.
• 58:56
  Like they came from the other short or tall out of Rogers, Minnesota.
• 59:00
  And that's their own recipes. Yeah.
• 59:03
  They're not bad. It's just. I like the place. Yeah.
• 59:06
  It's a fun concept to see cocktails on tap because that is honestly where the
• 59:10
  market's going to end up going to this point. Until you see what I'm opening.
• 59:13
  You're going to blow everybody out of the water. He's excited. Yeah.
• 59:18
  When we break ground, we'll talk more about it. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 59:22
  I'm bringing... In a week? In a week. In a week. 2028. 2028.
• 59:28
  Hope I'm alive. I just realized, too, that what I'm doing is...
• 59:32
  That'll be during the summer Olympics. I can also turn into a dance club. Say again?
• 59:35
  My concept can also be a dance club. A dance club, too? Yeah.
• 59:38
  Do we really want a dance club? What kind of dance club? Like a...
• 59:42
  No. Or... Dun, dun, dun.
• 59:46
  Which one? Depends on the night, man. Okay. All right. All right. Strip aerobics?
• 59:49
  Strip aerobics. Ooh, strip aerobics. I like it. You could have Zumba classes
• 59:53
  in there if you wanted to. Taekwondo. Taekwondo.
• 59:56
  Pilates. Boxing. Yeah. Yeah. Boxing. Yeah. Jiu-jitsu. Cigars.
• 1:00:03
  No, no cigars. No cigars. No smoking. Yeah. Yeah. I don't smoke.
• 1:00:07
  I'm, yeah. Good cigars. It's good though sometimes, right?
• 1:00:11
  What do you do, right? Yeah. Yeah. So what do you think of this last beer,
• 1:00:15
  Nicole? Nicole? Did you like it? 3.4.
• 1:00:19
  3.4. That's not bad. I know you're an IPA guy. I'm going to do four.
• 1:00:23
  A four. I know you're an IPA guy. ACAA.
• 1:00:26
  Yeah, I'm not a double IPA guy.
• 1:00:29
  What do you think it is, though? I would definitely give it maybe a four. A four? Cool.
• 1:00:35
  It's all right. It looks like a three for me. But yeah. It's not bad.
• 1:00:39
  Is it bad? I think triples are sometimes better than doubles.
• 1:00:42
  I don't know. Like hop slam when it comes out. What was the percentage on this
• 1:00:46
  one? Sierra Nevada's a optimum.
• 1:00:48
  What was the percentage? This is probably got to be about. Eight and a half.
• 1:00:50
  Yeah. Eight and a half percent. That's why I like it. Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Oh. It's crazy. You know what? It's all the tingles for him.
• 1:00:59
  Are you familiar with, do you guys up in Larmor, do you guys have a summer shandy?
• 1:01:04
  Do you get summer shandy? In the summer. By Linen Cougoos? It's now year round though.
• 1:01:08
  It's year round now, but guess what? Right. Linen Cougoos has an Imperial Shandy
• 1:01:13
  coming out this summer. It's already here. It's out already?
• 1:01:15
  Yeah, it's already on the market.
• 1:01:16
  It's an Imperial Shandy, and it's 8.5. It depends.
• 1:01:20
  I mean, like, we've had- It's not as sweet. Yeah. You know what's coming, too, is Keystone Apple.
• 1:01:25
  Okay. To pick a fight with the Bush Apples. Oh. The Bapples.
• 1:01:29
  Yeah. I don't think I've ever had a Bush Apple.
• 1:01:32
  It's not that. It's okay. Now, how was- It's better than Bush- It's better than
• 1:01:35
  Bush Peach, because Bush Peach was thrash. Yeah. Bush Lime was fucking hot garbage.
• 1:01:40
  I don't drink. Bush Lime and Kugel Orange Shandy. That shit's fucking good.
• 1:01:43
  That's good, too. I see that. Yeah, the orange shanty's coming back for the summer.
• 1:01:48
  Never heard of it. It's really good. They had it before, years ago.
• 1:01:52
  Like, it was in their variety pack, but like their shanty variety pack.
• 1:01:54
  Yeah. Their grapefruit one is fantastic as well. Yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Oh, they're coming back with the armory.
• 1:02:00
  I don't know. I like it. It'll be good, though. I like it. I like Furious.
• 1:02:05
  Yeah. Oh, Furious? Surly? Yep. I like Surly. Surly IPA?
• 1:02:10
  We need to get you off that train. Yeah, we need to get you off that train. Surly. Why?
• 1:02:13
  Surly. Nah. You crash and burn. Gotta get on the Voodoo Ranger train.
• 1:02:17
  And the Fulton train. I do love voodoo.
• 1:02:19
  Fulton too. You gotta be on the Fulton train. And I am. And I've been also with, what's the...
• 1:02:29
  Winning Fargo. Junker? Drekker? A Drekker. Drekker.
• 1:02:33
  I have tried so many of those. You're in the cult. Yeah, Drekker's good.
• 1:02:37
  Drekker's good. Drekker is good. I'll give it that, but I still believe they're
• 1:02:40
  a full- They got some great sours.
• 1:02:41
  I fully believe they're still a cult brewery. Yeah, they got some great sours,
• 1:02:45
  right? Yeah, they got good beer, man. They do.
• 1:02:48
  I like that place. Yeah, it's right. It's cool. It's nice. I mean,
• 1:02:50
  if you need dog treats, if you need soap.
• 1:02:52
  Yeah. Brew Hall is cool as shit, though. I'll give it that. Yeah.
• 1:02:55
  Have you been to Junkyard in Moorhead and in West Fargo? Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  I don't know. No, you got to make a trip. Missing out. Yeah.
• 1:03:03
  Yeah, Junkyard's a great brewery too. If you want to enjoy more beers and hang
• 1:03:07
  out, Junkyard's like come to Rare Beer Picnic.
• 1:03:12
  Yeah. It's in July 11th this year. Yep.
• 1:03:16
  Actually, I think you see they got a theme again. I think it's tiki.
• 1:03:20
  It's tiki. Tiki theme. Tiki theme. Yeah.
• 1:03:23
  Yeah. But there's a lot of different beers that try. Yeah.
• 1:03:26
  And they are all killer. It's a fun event. Like, walk around.
• 1:03:29
  It's a giant park. You walk around. The after party's at Junkyard.
• 1:03:33
  And then afterwards, we hang out in the back of Junkyard. We have burgers and
• 1:03:36
  fucking free unlimited beers. Yeah, we do. Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah.
• 1:03:39
  But you get to shoot the shit with a bunch of guys and a bunch of brewers and
• 1:03:41
  everything like that. Yeah.
• 1:03:43
  That'd be cool. Yeah. Yeah, I don't drink. I don't drink Bush Light. It's beneath me.
• 1:03:49
  Bush Light, Keystone, Budweiser. Look, I will. Beneath me. I will take a bush
• 1:03:53
  light though. I will take a bush light over McCulture.
• 1:03:56
  I really do Ultra. Everyone does Ultra. I do Ultra. That's because they like
• 1:04:00
  domestic violence. Yeah.
• 1:04:02
  I really do Ultra. Domestic violence. I'm pretty sure that's like straight up.
• 1:04:06
  Domestic, that's what, that. No, that's like whiskey.
• 1:04:10
  No. Whiskey. Yeah, for me it is. That's McUltra. McUltra causes violence in fucking people.
• 1:04:16
  I highly doubt that. It just causes a lot of bathroom stops.
• 1:04:21
  I don't know about that. I've never heard of that. I mean, you should ask that
• 1:04:25
  guy. They have the smartest marketing of all to sell you a fucking case of beer
• 1:04:30
  at $30 for a fucking case of water.
• 1:04:32
  We do 30 for 30, Bush Light. Wow. That's crazy.
• 1:04:38
  That's a rip off. Which place do you work at again? Laramore Improvement.
• 1:04:43
  Laramore Improvement, that's what it's called?
• 1:04:45
  They named a bar Laramore Improvement.
• 1:04:50
  It's like a big group, though. It's a... I don't know if it's...
• 1:04:55
  Because don't they host a lot of events?
• 1:04:57
  Like, they have a... Yeah, we have Beer and Bones. Yep. And then summertime,
• 1:05:01
  they have... There's a big barbecue cookout there.
• 1:05:03
  Is it like the Laramore Improvement Center or something like that?
• 1:05:06
  No, it's the Laramore Improvement.
• 1:05:08
  And I think it's run by a board. Yeah. Oh. It sounds very...
• 1:05:12
  But I think... Are they open, like, during the afternoons?
• 1:05:14
  What? Are they open during the afternoons? From 4 p.m.? Well, no, because I have my...
• 1:05:20
  Camper out at red willow yeah that's my halfway point oh shit
• 1:05:23
  yeah so if i'm on my motorcycle i'm heading out there i usually stop learning
• 1:05:26
  for one although it's not bad
• 1:05:29
  because they do like what's the one where
• 1:05:32
  they have a con what's the concerts out there they have like
• 1:05:35
  i know they promote that one out there doesn't learn
• 1:05:38
  more have like a weekend during layer more days or whatever yeah because like
• 1:05:42
  what if yours one or two years ago they had like bands out there yeah there's
• 1:05:47
  always yeah but like they made like a big promotion like for the weekend I don't
• 1:05:51
  remember what it was it might have been Larimer days honestly probably was well
• 1:05:54
  there's like WW whatever below zero,
• 1:05:58
  wrestling out there yeah it's fucking great oh cool yeah some of those guys
• 1:06:02
  came in after before but you wanna do,
• 1:06:07
  you wanna do another IPA or do you wanna switch up they came out on Icky's show
• 1:06:10
  you wanna try Bush Light oh god no.
• 1:06:15
  It's like guys somebody to go out to pasture and die pass yeah
• 1:06:19
  yeah i feel like you you guys owe me a bush
• 1:06:22
  life i think you're trying to kill me right right eric i used to drink bush
• 1:06:26
  lights and then i'd have a 12 pack in my fridge in the garage and it lasts there
• 1:06:30
  for like a month and a half yeah now you don't do it and i discovered craft
• 1:06:35
  beer craft beer let's just we're gonna do one day where we just drink nothing but yellow bellies,
• 1:06:41
  Bush Light, some Coors Banquet. Banquet. Yep. Ultra. Miller High Life. Miller High Life.
• 1:06:47
  PBRs. Although you got to get Aperol and you got to put it, you got to drink
• 1:06:51
  a little bit out of the High Life and you got to put Aperol in there.
• 1:06:53
  It's called the Spagoot. It's a good spritzer and refreshing drink. No Keystone. No Bush.
• 1:06:58
  I'm not a Miller drinker. No Bush. No Bush. No Old Mill. So judgy.
• 1:07:05
  We're bougie bitches. Yeah, we're bougie. I'm a bougie bitch.
• 1:07:09
  I definitely, I drink like classy shit, you know? Old Mill was my high school beer.
• 1:07:14
  Pitching $2. Schmidt. I was hams.
• 1:07:18
  Well, I grew up on Old English 800, so I was really getting fucked up,
• 1:07:21
  you know, for real. Did you ever play Edward Fortyhands, though? Yeah, drinking a 40.
• 1:07:25
  I used to drink a 40 in my brown paper bag, you know what I mean?
• 1:07:28
  Because when the cops come, you got to just slide under the bench.
• 1:07:31
  Did you ever get clever enough for you, if you were hands were duct taped with,
• 1:07:35
  if you're doing an Edward Fortyhands?
• 1:07:36
  Have you ever finagled your fucking no that's white people shit okay that is
• 1:07:41
  true I wasn't sure if he said it or not because we've all had to do it at bonfires
• 1:07:46
  we don't do that shit in the hood homie Eric's done it oh god damn it Paul and I really want.
• 1:07:54
  Unless the Colts figured it out. We don't do that shit where I come from. They do that.
• 1:07:58
  You know, actually, whenever I go, like, say, like, on my social media,
• 1:08:04
  I'm ice fishing, or I'm snowmobiling, all my black friends from New York City.
• 1:08:09
  No, I do. All my black friends from New York City, yo, you do a lot of white
• 1:08:12
  boy shit, bro. What's going on with you?
• 1:08:13
  I'm like, yo, I live in a white boy area. I got to do white guy shit,
• 1:08:17
  yo. Yeah, but we do enough dumb shit where we like to play the extreme rules
• 1:08:20
  and not die somehow. Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  Like we were playing a board game where we got to drink ketchup.
• 1:08:24
  Or we'll go polar bear plunging and not freeze.
• 1:08:27
  That's white guy shit. It was.
• 1:08:30
  I was the opposite. I was over there hanging out with gangsters.
• 1:08:33
  Like, I wasn't doing that white shit.
• 1:08:36
  It was nothing but titties and cocaine. He said titties and cocaine.
• 1:08:41
  It's all right, too. It was called a snowstorm. You climbed over,
• 1:08:43
  you snuffed over mountains to get the shit. Exactly. I'd be okay.
• 1:08:50
  Nicole, I think you have a wild side, Nicole. Do you want some whipped cream?
• 1:08:54
  Yeah. We get some marshmallow cream. Yeah.
• 1:09:00
  There's a story.
• 1:09:03
  Then I'm going to say. His wife got us all marshmallow whipped cream.
• 1:09:07
  We were talking about whipped cream on the show one day, and his wife got all
• 1:09:11
  of us marshmallow whipped cream. Even Paul. Was it good? Was it good?
• 1:09:18
  Well, I used mine. It was good. Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:23
  No, yeah, mine didn't expire. I used mine. I ended up pulling.
• 1:09:27
  Very well. I ended up pulling.
• 1:09:28
  I ended up trying to pull a varsity. You guys expired? No, long gone.
• 1:09:31
  Yeah. Long gone, you see? I was pulling a varsity blues moves.
• 1:09:34
  Varsity blues move? Yeah. There you go.
• 1:09:36
  That's what you call the Kraken. The Kraken. There you go, the Kraken. You're Kraken shit.
• 1:09:41
  Are we drinking one more beer for the road or what? What's going on here?
• 1:09:44
  Do you want to do another Canadian one or do you want to try the one I have? I don't know.
• 1:09:47
  Let's let Nicole make the pick since she's a guest. So you got an amber,
• 1:09:51
  a hazy, or you got an imperial stout with pistachios, coconut. Yeah.
• 1:09:57
  It's up to you. Yeah. No, it's not. Eric, what do you want to do?
• 1:10:00
  Putting the pressure. What do you want, Eric? I don't want the pressure on me. Why not?
• 1:10:03
  God, you guys are just. Let's go with that hazy. I've been eyeballing that thing
• 1:10:07
  the whole time. The hazy? Parklandia? Yeah. Let's do hazy.
• 1:10:10
  From Stanley Park Brewing. Yes.
• 1:10:13
  That's actually out. That's out in Canada. That's out in British Columbia. Beautiful.
• 1:10:16
  Oh, there's a Kraken on there? And there's a Lion for a Leo.
• 1:10:19
  Yes, yes, right. He seems beautiful. I'd buy that for the camera. It's my spot.
• 1:10:22
  Oh, I'm going to retire there. That's why I want to go retire.
• 1:10:25
  Portlandia? Yeah, I want to live out there.
• 1:10:28
  Why? Is anyone in a better town? Hold on. You got Baltimore? Nope.
• 1:10:33
  Yeah, what's going on? Oh, hold on a second. Oh, look at your name. Beer of the week.
• 1:10:40
  That's all of AI. Yeah, that's all AI shit.
• 1:10:44
  Thank you. Nope, nope, nope. That's Morgan. Yeah. Who's that?
• 1:10:50
  Crack it? Crack it. Morgan. I got so jacked up on that once. Oh, wait, no.
• 1:10:57
  Is it Captain Morgan? No, there's an actual rum called Kraken Vodka or Kraken
• 1:11:01
  Rum. Yeah, it's like a dark rum. Yeah, there's a Kraken Rum.
• 1:11:05
  Yeah, isn't this, isn't like some, isn't some star behind that?
• 1:11:07
  Like some actor or something like that? Maybe. I think it's an actor behind
• 1:11:10
  the Kraken. Yeah, probably. Yeah.
• 1:11:13
  Someone who was on a ship. Where's the rum? Hey, Johnny Depp. We're all out of rum.
• 1:11:18
  Johnny Depp is the Kraken guy. Yeah, let's just go with that.
• 1:11:20
  That sounds good. I wasn't as smooth as Johnny Depp. I, like,
• 1:11:25
  I just fucking rolled down my neighbor's. See? Really? There you go.
• 1:11:31
  That was the crack and I did it. So what are we drinking, Alan? Hold on.
• 1:11:37
  We're drinking another hazy? Yeah, it's Parklandia. The hazy-ish IPA right now
• 1:11:42
  with a beautiful logo and beautiful canning.
• 1:11:45
  What's a percentage on this one? Wait. No.
• 1:11:49
  Parklandia? 6-5? Okay. I know what you're talking about. Yeah.
• 1:11:51
  But it's not Parklandia. It's not Parklandia? It sounds exactly the same.
• 1:11:54
  Yeah, it's very close. Portlandia. Yeah. Portlandia.
• 1:11:57
  Good documentary. Good documentary. It shows how fucking shitty fucking Oregon is.
• 1:12:03
  Yeah. I fucking hate Oregon. Oregon's a shitty place, yeah.
• 1:12:06
  It is, yeah. I got family in Portland City, and Portland's trash.
• 1:12:10
  I like Washington, too, but let me tell you what Washington and Portland and Oregon are.
• 1:12:15
  Squattersville. Squattersville. It is, I mean, they're everywhere.
• 1:12:19
  I was like, God damn. People just hanging out, doing whatever they want to do.
• 1:12:23
  I love them. Hey, what's up, man? I love.
• 1:12:25
  Want a beer? Want a beer? No. No? All right.
• 1:12:28
  I love Washington. I love going out to like Deception Pass and Oak Harbor and
• 1:12:33
  everything. I love Olympia. Yeah. And I love the mountains and everything.
• 1:12:36
  But for me, living, like, I was not a fan. Like, the nature of Portland is beautiful.
• 1:12:41
  Like, Oregon, the whole country, the whole part of the fucking state is beautiful out there.
• 1:12:45
  But other than that, a lot of them want to defer to Idaho. They want to be part of Idaho.
• 1:12:49
  I loved, like, Northern California with Big Bear. But I love growing up in San Diego.
• 1:12:55
  Everything else LA's trash the whole fucking middle part
• 1:12:58
  can fuck off right right right I'm from the middle part yeah
• 1:13:01
  it's not it's not good yeah no
• 1:13:04
  no but that was the 70s yeah it was okay then yeah and you were you from the
• 1:13:10
  Bay Area South Dakota Bay Area yeah the gay area I'm in the Bay Area yeah yeah
• 1:13:16
  hello no you had you had Pelosi making a gay for the state yeah.
• 1:13:23
  Hey, I want to give a shout out to the, what's her name? Christine Nones.
• 1:13:28
  Yeah. She got let go, huh?
• 1:13:29
  Yeah. Yeah. She got let go. Yeah. Yeah. She, sorry. They put her in a different position.
• 1:13:35
  Sayonara. Yeah. But they put it, she, they put her in charge of like the coast.
• 1:13:39
  Oh yeah. But they brought in a former representative from Oklahoma who's a former cage fighter.
• 1:13:44
  Yeah. Good luck. Well, the problem is that she was, she was wasting all kinds
• 1:13:48
  of taxpayer money making basically like commercials for her to run for like
• 1:13:51
  reelection. Her riding her horses. around.
• 1:13:54
  Yeah, it was just stupid. She looked pretty hot. She did, but she shouldn't
• 1:13:58
  have made the... She looked hot, yeah.
• 1:13:59
  She shouldn't have spent the money like that. She looked good on that horse, that's for sure.
• 1:14:03
  Well, I mean, you don't spend $220 million on commercial ads.
• 1:14:06
  Hey, listen, hey, hey, it's not her money.
• 1:14:10
  It's our money. Fuck. Not my money. It didn't affect my bank account at all.
• 1:14:15
  I don't know what happened. I have no idea what was going on.
• 1:14:18
  I mean, I'll never know what's going on in this world.
• 1:14:21
  All I know is what's going on in the world right here, you know.
• 1:14:24
  She was in Grand Forks like a week ago.
• 1:14:25
  I was using, last month she was here. I remember. I know when she was here.
• 1:14:29
  Yeah. Yeah, but, I got to Intel. I know when people come to town.
• 1:14:34
  She came in on a plane, actually. I didn't think they called the mayor a horse. Private plane.
• 1:14:39
  She came in on a private plane, you know, just her and the guys,
• 1:14:42
  you know. That's it. Apparently that plane has like luxury bedrooms in the back. Of course it does.
• 1:14:48
  Of course it does. Yeah, it's beautiful. Of course. I mean, she's living la vida loca, bro.
• 1:14:53
  I liked her. I don't see what the big deal is. Well, she got let go from one
• 1:14:58
  position to another position now.
• 1:14:59
  Yeah, but... That's what it does. Yeah, but she's still a smoke show for 50.
• 1:15:03
  She's hot, yeah? Yeah, she's hot, yeah. Show me her. Yeah, she's cute.
• 1:15:08
  Yeah. What's her name? I'm not going to be judgy.
• 1:15:12
  Yeah, but... She's in charge of a meth-y-ish state, so she needs to fucking
• 1:15:17
  fix that. What's her name again? Kristi Noem.
• 1:15:19
  Kristi Noem. I can't see. In charge of where? Yeah.
• 1:15:23
  She's a South Dakota governor. Oh. Former South Dakota governor. Wait.
• 1:15:27
  Yeah, and then she was... The Burnett? Yeah. Yeah. Young? No.
• 1:15:32
  No. Well, she looks young. Yeah, she's got a great streak. She's 54,
• 1:15:35
  bro. No, and you're thinking of Tulsi Gabbard. That might be the one.
• 1:15:37
  She's still hot, too. She's 54.
• 1:15:39
  Christy Nome's hot, though, for her age. Wait. Left? Oh. Yeah. That's her.
• 1:15:45
  That's her. Oh, she cute. Left? She ain't bad like her. She's doing a pinch.
• 1:15:51
  Yeah, she's beautiful, actually. You would tongue-punch that fart box. Oh, my God.
• 1:16:01
  She's beautiful. She's gorgeous. I didn't mean she would do it a pinch.
• 1:16:04
  Very gorgeous. If she want to change horses, I'm available. I'm glad that you
• 1:16:08
  said that because I had to put a sign over here.
• 1:16:13
  Oh, God. No, she's beautiful. She's beautiful, right?
• 1:16:16
  I think so. That's what's hot, yeah, yeah. I'm saying beautiful,
• 1:16:19
  not trashy. She's very beautiful.
• 1:16:23
  Obviously, she is not in our shoes. She looks like she could be your sister. What?
• 1:16:30
  I highly doubt that. Your older sister. Your older sister. Your older sister
• 1:16:34
  who rides horses. The younger one.
• 1:16:37
  She's used to breaking in bitches. I know, right?
• 1:16:45
  It's a starting one. I usually snort. It's okay. You can snort.
• 1:16:51
  Go for it. Don't feel bad. Yeah, right?
• 1:16:54
  That's funny. Yeah, that's funny. Every now and then we invite people in.
• 1:16:59
  We had some young couple coming. Remember that one time we had a young couple come in?
• 1:17:04
  And I didn't know how old they were, so we had them show us their ID so they
• 1:17:07
  got drained. Do you think that kid ever grew into his head? Maybe.
• 1:17:10
  No. Oh, no. I don't think so at all.
• 1:17:12
  That poor fucking baby. That poor fucking kid. That little kid is walking by
• 1:17:16
  and that kid has a huge head.
• 1:17:19
  That kid's head was wobbling back and forth versus the body.
• 1:17:22
  This is a little kid out here playing. This is a little place to play for kids out here, right?
• 1:17:27
  This kid had a huge ass head. Like, oh, my God.
• 1:17:30
  It was like, yeah, it was like freaking world. And it was like this hat was
• 1:17:34
  his head. That's honestly probably correct.
• 1:17:36
  Right. And he was out there just running around. His head was like,
• 1:17:39
  you know, like a weeble wobble almost.
• 1:17:41
  He was happy as all can be, though. Yeah, he's a nice kid.
• 1:17:43
  Nice looking kid, but he's had a big ass head. That's all.
• 1:17:47
  You know how a lot of parents be like, my kid is adorable. No, he's not.
• 1:17:52
  My kid is, she's gorgeous. No, she's not. I did not even like my kid when I
• 1:17:57
  came out. I'm like, what is this?
• 1:18:08
  Good job, Paul. That's fine. That's fine. That's your kid. Damn.
• 1:18:16
  Poor guy. Poor guy's like, now he's going to his own door now,
• 1:18:20
  right? He's a handsome dude. Yeah, he's a handsome dude now. He's a handsome dude.
• 1:18:24
  Back then, he was like, who the hell is this little alien that came out of me, right?
• 1:18:28
  Well, at least as a female, you have the option of saying, like,
• 1:18:32
  what is this? As opposed to, like, males saying, whose is this? Yeah, right?
• 1:18:40
  The thoughts and views expressed by Paul do not necessarily respect those of the Brew Brothers.
• 1:18:45
  Viewer discretion is advised. I know.
• 1:18:49
  Nobody told me about the conehead. Oh, nobody told you about that?
• 1:18:52
  No, I was afraid. Oh, shit.
• 1:18:55
  They're all puffy. Your kid had a cone head? Yeah. She did. Like the TV show. Movie.
• 1:19:01
  I have photos of my mom has, but I was born with a horn, so I'm actually a unicorn. You're a unicorn.
• 1:19:07
  You know what? Listen, man. Kids are not cute, man. Like.
• 1:19:12
  When they come out, I was just like, when my kids came out, I was like,
• 1:19:14
  what the fuck is that? They saw their own your cow.
• 1:19:17
  They saw their own your kid. They saw their own your family. It was like.
• 1:19:22
  I was like, oh, shit. Just get a stick like an awesome horse. Mole.
• 1:19:31
  Mole. I know. I mean, hey, listen. Shout out to everybody having healthy.
• 1:19:36
  Shout out to everybody having healthy babies, you know, but you know.
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  I'm sorry about the ugly ones because they will turn into better looking.
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  Yeah, they'll get better looking as time goes on. They do.
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  Some of them, not all of them. What do you do if the baby comes out cross-eyed?
• 1:19:52
  Oh, that's, wow. You're really sick of it there.
• 1:19:55
  I can't help it. We all run on Allentine.
• 1:19:59
  That'd be hard. I was just curious. I have no idea, but I was just curious.
• 1:20:02
  What if they do? They don't. Okay. I didn't know.
• 1:20:05
  That'd be crazy. I mean, I've never seen it. I've never either, but I was curious. Yeah.
• 1:20:11
  That's all right. Put an eye patch on it, and then you...
• 1:20:17
  Just put an eyepatch on it for self-correction. Jesus. Optometrist. Wow. It might work.
• 1:20:25
  Ogologist. With a big head. Jesus Christ.
• 1:20:29
  Wow, yeah. Time. That's all you can do with that time.
• 1:20:33
  In time, that shit might grow into it. They make helmets. They make helmets, yeah.
• 1:20:37
  They make Green Bay Packers so much for those kids. Exactly.
• 1:20:40
  Fuck. I would say that's a solid no.
• 1:20:45
  Anyway, man, listen. This weekend also, hey, sports.
• 1:20:49
  Oh, you want me to hit the button? Hit the button, man. Sports this weekend.
• 1:20:51
  We got to talk about sports. I'll make a new button.
• 1:20:54
  We'll make a new button eventually, but it's a big UFC this weekend.
• 1:20:58
  Huge UFC fight this weekend. Oh, sorry. Go.
• 1:21:02
  That's a cool kid. He's doing my nice guy's worst rap shot.
• 1:21:07
  Paul made all that stuff up. It was pretty cool. So check it out.
• 1:21:10
  We got UFC this weekend, guys. Big fight. This weekend is Max Holloway.
• 1:21:15
  Versus Charles Oliveira for the BMF title. Second rematch for them.
• 1:21:21
  Yeah, but that fight was like when they were like, it was like 10 years ago. Yeah.
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  Last fight was 10 years ago. And what happened in that fight,
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  I remember it because I'm a UFC head.
• 1:21:32
  So that fight, Charles Oliveira got hurt. So he wasn't able to continue that fight.
• 1:21:38
  So he won by him being hurt, right?
• 1:21:41
  So now 10 years later, they both evolved and became like the top fighters in UFC.
• 1:21:47
  They're like, when I say popularity, they're like top five in popularity.
• 1:21:52
  Like people are going to, it's going to be sold out. Every UFC is sold out anyway,
• 1:21:55
  but it's going to be sold out and it's going to be nuts.
• 1:21:57
  Because these guys are actually going to have a fight and they're going to fight.
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  They're not going to, like, rassle each other or try to take each other to the
• 1:22:04
  ground. They're just going to go fist to face.
• 1:22:07
  Like, toe to toe. Yeah, toe to toe. How did that Banff title come to be? We're on that camera.
• 1:22:11
  Didn't Dana White just make that one up for someone like... Yeah,
• 1:22:15
  they made that up for... It was over the middleweight.
• 1:22:17
  They made that up for Jorge Masvidal and Nate Diaz. That's what I thought.
• 1:22:22
  And it started from them and then from them it went to...
• 1:22:25
  Justin Gaethje was also a baddest motherfucker. And then Max Holloway knocked
• 1:22:30
  him out. Now he's the baddest motherfucker.
• 1:22:31
  Thanks for the honor. And now it's going to be him and Oliveira.
• 1:22:34
  I like how that title has become actually kind of relevant.
• 1:22:37
  Yeah. It's funny as shit. It's just like a bragging title. It's not even a real
• 1:22:41
  title. No, but it's just funny.
• 1:22:43
  So just imagine it just made up this baddest motherfucker title.
• 1:22:46
  And now there's a belt for it.
• 1:22:48
  That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. You going to watch it?
• 1:22:51
  Yeah. After the hockey game. Oh, right. Right. I got hockey.
• 1:22:54
  I got tickets for two nights of hockey. Oh, so what night are you going?
• 1:22:57
  So tonight and tomorrow.
• 1:22:59
  Oh, so you're going to- Tomorrow it starts at six.
• 1:23:02
  So it's early. Yeah. So we'll be done. Yeah. So you- Six, seven. So you get up.
• 1:23:09
  Fucking A. I will punch a little bit. You got to taekwondo their heads.
• 1:23:14
  So, yeah. So SNL games Friday, Saturday, and Sunday?
• 1:23:18
  Sunday if needed. Oh, Sunday if needed. Oh, so they go 1-1.
• 1:23:21
  Oh. Yes. So if they go 1-1, they have to play the Sunday game.
• 1:23:24
  They're in the quarterfinal, right? Got you. Okay. All right, cool.
• 1:23:28
  Did we end with that beer? Are we good? Do you want to do one?
• 1:23:31
  You guys want one more or what?
• 1:23:33
  Yeah, let's do one more. Let's do one more. Fuck it. Do you want to do the amber
• 1:23:35
  or do you want to do the... What's that?
• 1:23:38
  The Imperial style from Equilibrium. Oof.
• 1:23:41
  Either an amber or you have an Imperial style with pistachio,
• 1:23:43
  coconut, marshmallow. What do you guys want?
• 1:23:47
  Pistachio, marshmallow. Wait, say again? Imperial. No. Say which ones?
• 1:23:50
  Imperial. Amber or... an imperial stout from equilibrium with pistachio,
• 1:23:55
  marshmallow, and coconut.
• 1:23:57
  I knew the red. Come on. Do the what? Pistachio. Pistachio. Pistachio.
• 1:24:01
  Let's do it. Let's do it. Pistachio it is.
• 1:24:03
  What was that? Was that indeed? Yeah, it was a clove.
• 1:24:06
  Oh, equilibrium. Equilibrium. Nice. All right. Yeah.
• 1:24:13
  What's the barrel age? It's the barrel age, right? Yeah. What's the percentage?
• 1:24:18
  10.5? 10.5 probably, watch. Maybe 11. Maybe 12.
• 1:24:23
  It's in the front. It's in the front probably. Do you want my readers?
• 1:24:28
  Maybe. You said you want my readers? I can see it right there.
• 1:24:31
  Here. It's right there. It's in the front. On the bottom.
• 1:24:35
  Right? No. Let me see.
• 1:24:38
  ABV. ABV. the A B V ooh so,
• 1:24:44
  okay I don't know what this shit is I feel like you should be a savant when
• 1:24:48
  it comes to he is I am but you're called Kraken probably because you got squids and octopus whoa,
• 1:24:56
  there's so much we can go there you said a lot of things we can go different
• 1:25:00
  directions with I actually know a lot about wine too yeah he's a sommelier,
• 1:25:05
  and know a lot about wine and beer like I'm a nerd yeah hey yeah Yeah. Pickle stuff?
• 1:25:14
  Yeah. I love pickles. You like pickles and marshmallows together?
• 1:25:18
  Me, Harry Potter. I was just making it up. I don't know.
• 1:25:22
  I was just making it up. I don't know. No, but I mean, he went in Rome.
• 1:25:29
  Yeah, that's it. I think Harry Potter was in Rome.
• 1:25:33
  Yeah, he was in Rome. I've never seen Harry Potter. Yeah. You've never seen Harry Potter?
• 1:25:38
  Brilliant movie. brilliant series the books were
• 1:25:41
  always better but I didn't read them I liked the show Harry Potter and Lord
• 1:25:45
  of the Rings amazing books better but still the shows were really really great
• 1:25:49
  I like reading it's just I hate reading I like reading I have lots of books this is 11 11% yeah,
• 1:25:59
  geez yeah if she dies she dies,
• 1:26:06
  everyone dies everyone dies in this movie Well, actually, I die first. I'm black.
• 1:26:13
  Scary movies proving yeah I die first I die first yeah yeah.
• 1:26:26
  I'm out of here that's it yeah yeah that's alright,
• 1:26:31
  yeah so does anybody want to say hello to say hi to everybody anybody no give
• 1:26:36
  a shout out to the beer world craft beer world yep Paul do you want a little
• 1:26:39
  more beer cracking we got the hoppiest beer guy hey follow him on Instagram
• 1:26:43
  Hoppiest beer guy Right?
• 1:26:45
  Yep That's it My man Eric Thanks for coming Eric Appreciate you man Thanks for
• 1:26:50
  having me Yeah always man We're always hanging out We family That's it Eric Do you have,
• 1:26:58
  An upstairs Where you can sit Or do you sit In normal seats For hockey,
• 1:27:04
  I'm random Where I sit Oh okay Yeah Not a season holder Not a season holder
• 1:27:09
  Oh you guys just got tickets Yep Oh okay cool Were they expensive?
• 1:27:14
  $50 for two nights? I bet. No, that's cheap. That's cheap. How many tickets?
• 1:27:20
  Well, me and my wife got a ticket, so it was 50 each. So, you know,
• 1:27:24
  25 bucks a night. Yeah. That's cheap.
• 1:27:28
  I think normal's just $50 a night. Yeah. That's pretty cheap.
• 1:27:31
  If not more. You know what? I think I spent 50 bucks on the PBR.
• 1:27:35
  Yeah. It was like 50 bucks. Yeah, PBR. It doesn't matter what you do.
• 1:27:38
  You go to the movies. I went to the PBR. It was awesome. Yeah.
• 1:27:40
  Oh, I thought you were talking about beer. No.
• 1:27:44
  I would pay 50 bucks. Professional, professional, professional,
• 1:27:48
  professional bull riding. I'm going to bull ride this Pabstron.
• 1:27:51
  I actually rode the bull that night too.
• 1:27:54
  Double the. I actually rode the bull that night too. No way.
• 1:27:57
  I did. Let me ride one. Yeah.
• 1:27:59
  Right that's right you can find it somewhere i'm the guy falling right off right away,
• 1:28:06
  they announced me my you know my country name bucky
• 1:28:09
  black do we have to ask anna for the video you say anna for the video hey shout
• 1:28:15
  out to anna anna shout out to you happy birthday yeah happy birthday actually
• 1:28:19
  i was gonna tell you i was thinking about reaching out to anna and saying that
• 1:28:22
  you know between this show and the other ones we do on gfbs come on regular
• 1:28:26
  uh no every time that they have a show,
• 1:28:28
  we want four VIP tickets to every show. That's what she said. We'll promote it.
• 1:28:33
  And then we can either give them away, or we can have people that share them within the studio.
• 1:28:38
  But GFBS, Crew Brothers, we have four set seats for every event at that O'Leary
• 1:28:43
  Center. We could probably do that.
• 1:28:45
  Anna's super cool, man. She'd probably do it. We'd talk to her. We'd just talk to her.
• 1:28:49
  Anna's awesome. Shout out to Anna, man. Banana? Yep, Anna Banana.
• 1:28:54
  She's our white chocolate rock star. She's our white chocolate brew brother.
• 1:28:59
  Yeah. She's a brew brother. Brother. Brother.
• 1:29:01
  We love Anna. Anna, she's the GM for the Alaris Center.
• 1:29:05
  She runs the Alaris. And a lot of other things. Yeah, she runs a lot of other
• 1:29:09
  things. And she got a new man, too, in her life. She got divorced, got a new man.
• 1:29:13
  She's living la vida loca.
• 1:29:15
  Shout out to her, man. Shockers to you, girl.
• 1:29:18
  Yeah. Anna's very happy in her life. She looks very happy. Good for her,
• 1:29:21
  man. That's awesome. We like to see that around here, you know?
• 1:29:25
  We like to see the rebound, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. You, you, you divorced.
• 1:29:29
  You rebound yet? Got a new guy yet? No. No guy yet? That's all right.
• 1:29:33
  You're just like, yes, I'm happier.
• 1:29:35
  You know what? After this show, there's going to be some guy sliding up in your DM, you know?
• 1:29:41
  I don't know how this works.
• 1:29:44
  Do you know this person that died? Yeah. Right. Yeah. No. Right.
• 1:29:48
  It'd be editorial. Right. Did you know this person?
• 1:29:51
  Yeah, right. Someone's going to slide in her deal and be like,
• 1:29:53
  I'd like to talk to you about your car. Working for a plus one.
• 1:29:56
  Yeah, right. You're going to say, I'd like to talk to you about your car.
• 1:30:00
  So you weren't. I know you don't know how to check your messages.
• 1:30:05
  Oh, that'd be hilarious. It's not hilarious. It's fact.
• 1:30:10
  Oh, it's okay. You know. Sometimes it's better not to be tech savvy and just
• 1:30:14
  be simple. Yeah, exactly. It's funny. Oh, if you could find me on a ham radio.
• 1:30:18
  Hell yeah. CB radios. CB. Breaker, breaker.
• 1:30:23
  What's your hand do? Oh, you got to get your hand do. When I was in Iraq, my call sign was Jules.
• 1:30:31
  J-O-U-L-E-S. And that's like the Jules that you crank it up to revive someone. Oh, got you.
• 1:30:38
  As a matter? Yes, as a matter. So we always had call signs that had to deal with.
• 1:30:45
  That's really fucking cool. Yeah. We'll have somebody reach out.
• 1:30:47
  We're going to call you Jules from now on. Jules, come in. Bye.
• 1:30:52
  Well, I wouldn't do that because I think that that's probably like a thing.
• 1:30:56
  Yeah, it might send off a weird message. To the people there. She was coming.
• 1:31:03
  Who's this? We had Ambu. Her name was Amber.
• 1:31:07
  She was also a medic. And then we had, I'm trying to think, just all these random names.
• 1:31:15
  Oh, man. I can just see. I can see all that. I can see the shit she probably would go through.
• 1:31:18
  But we'd have to listen to
• 1:31:21
  the radio where it was like brown eye brown eye this
• 1:31:24
  is that sounds bad i don't
• 1:31:33
  know all right somebody's gonna hit you up juice come in
• 1:31:36
  this is terminated three five seven come
• 1:31:40
  in brown eye brown eye this is ramrod there you
• 1:31:44
  go you know shots fired yep there you go it's gonna be hot rod all right alan
• 1:31:49
  what's the last beer of the day so we are doing equilibrium growing equilibrium
• 1:31:54
  yeah great out of new york out of new york i like everything these guys make
• 1:31:59
  i don't care i haven't found a bad beer from them so so so you know this particular,
• 1:32:04
  beer you're drinking nicole this is
• 1:32:07
  is this a barrel age it's a barrel age right
• 1:32:09
  imperial stout nope not barrel age just imperial stout all
• 1:32:13
  right so imperial stout but it's it's i found this on the whim and I just grabbed
• 1:32:17
  the last who I had found this is this is called pistachio dream dessert it is
• 1:32:23
  an imperial style with pistachios pecan coconut marshmallow and vanilla pecan
• 1:32:27
  like caramel it's not caramel it's caramel,
• 1:32:31
  okay yeah it's caramel with bougie oh that's it's really sweet that's good right mm-hmm.
• 1:32:40
  So listen, if you, if, so if you, if you ever have a bottle of this and you
• 1:32:43
  drink that bottle by yourself, you're drunk, you're alcoholic. Yeah.
• 1:32:47
  Cause this is something you share. You don't drink this by yourself.
• 1:32:50
  This is very thick. Yep. Yes. Yeah.
• 1:32:53
  Yeah. You got a new cat. Is that happening here? It's a foster cat that got me. Yeah.
• 1:33:00
  Yeah. He just, one moment, the foster cat was like cool with him.
• 1:33:03
  Next moment he was like, you know what? I don't fucking like you, bro.
• 1:33:06
  And he just turned around. I was like, although I've got cool stories now.
• 1:33:09
  Now I can just make up a, I've been making up a bunch of stories.
• 1:33:11
  Now I look like Kratos from God of War or I'm like, you want to see how I got this scar? Yeah.
• 1:33:19
  It's true, right? Or I say, or I'm just actually a savior and I saved some kid
• 1:33:24
  while burning my face and I caught it while rescuing a baby.
• 1:33:28
  That's like, yeah, right? Yeah. So you could say some kid, some kid was jumping
• 1:33:31
  out the window of a burning fire and he, when he jumped out the window, he grabbed my face.
• 1:33:35
  I was defending this woman. and this guy pulled a fucking piece of glass and
• 1:33:40
  was a pussy. He couldn't fight with the sand.
• 1:33:42
  Exactly. I'm making up stories. You guys make up stories, yeah? Yeah.
• 1:33:45
  Oh, you can just say your wife beat you up. That's what I've been going with,
• 1:33:48
  honestly. That's been the number one. What do you do? What do you do?
• 1:33:55
  Well, anyway, man. I need a safe space.
• 1:34:00
  Yo, this has been a- Alan was shaving because his beard goes up to his eyebrows. I know, right?
• 1:34:07
  That's fucking weird. This is like a week old, too. You have to?
• 1:34:12
  The coach says her beard goes up to her eyebrows, too. It's okay I'm glad you
• 1:34:18
  understand the pain that comes with that Because it's rough Yeah,
• 1:34:21
  oh yeah Right, what do you do?
• 1:34:24
  Well, this is episode 76 And we call this one Rats, Cats, and Magic Oh my And
• 1:34:31
  we got Nicole Hunt here Thank you so much, Nicole, for coming on the show,
• 1:34:35
  We appreciate you coming to
• 1:34:36
  hang out with us Finally And you're welcome to come back whenever you want.
• 1:34:41
  I promise. Whatever you want. Just say when. Say, hey, if you got time.
• 1:34:45
  I know you're busy. You're a mom. You're a single mom.
• 1:34:47
  That life is hard. Do you have, like, does your parents live in town here?
• 1:34:51
  So it's just you and your kid. So that must be a little tough.
• 1:34:55
  But you figure it out. You always do. Yeah, you figure it out.
• 1:34:58
  It's all we do. You always figure it out. No cordial. Yeah, of course.
• 1:35:02
  Yeah, you have to be. With the guy who's going to hockey tonight. Oh, okay.
• 1:35:06
  And then we got the hoppiest beer guy over here. Yeah, we got the hoppiest beer
• 1:35:09
  guy. Eric, thank you so much, man, for coming, man. How have you been enjoying
• 1:35:13
  the beers tonight? Yeah.
• 1:35:14
  I really like doing the whole mead thing because you don't get that here. You don't, right? No.
• 1:35:19
  I'm going, like, I'm picking for a beer. You should be picking for the beer
• 1:35:23
  of the week, Alan. Honestly, I'm picking the Cat Cafe.
• 1:35:27
  Okay, hold on a second. Okay, so I'm going to make a video of Alan saying what
• 1:35:31
  the beer of the week is. Ready, Alan? Ready. Ready.
• 1:35:35
  Go. The beer of the week, Alan. What is the beer of the week?
• 1:35:38
  We are doing Brat Cat's Cat Cafe.
• 1:35:42
  Mead with coffee espresso Put it in the screen really well There you go That
• 1:35:47
  is the beer of the week Nice All right Thanks Al Appreciate you bud Thank you
• 1:35:51
  guys All right We're out of here man It's episode 76,
• 1:35:56
  Brat Cat's and Mead,
• 1:35:59
  Butchering all that And magic Magic Oh my And magic God I'm gonna It was a magical
• 1:36:04
  day Paul thank you so much for everything bro Thank you Paul You know we don't
• 1:36:07
  thank you enough Paul's awesome, man.
• 1:36:09
  And yeah, I guess episode 76, man, catch us on all streaming platforms.
• 1:36:13
  Brew Brothers, I'm Shannon. I'm Alan. And we're out of here.
• 1:36:16
  Thanks, guys. Cheers. Yep. Music.