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Vanilla Ice Cream Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.23.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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That's how I feel. Mm -hmm. And I will explain.
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I'm very cranky. Almost, I did not do the show
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today, but I told myself, you know what, man?
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I got to show up for my audience. Mm -hmm. They
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can't just skip work. Mm. Mm. And now, back to
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the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot
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97 .7. Tony's show prep begins now. Loud, rude,
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aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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You ready? One, two, three, go. Yeah! The door
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is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and
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you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
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now. Yes. No, no, no, no. If I hit this button,
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boom, the whole program's over. Okay, we're here.
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All right. All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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with Hoppy. I don't even know how I'm here. I
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feel like I never begin to show like happy. I
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feel like it's always like a vibe killer. Today's
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been a day. Well, I guess you could still say
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first world problems, but not having air conditioning
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in a car in Florida is a third world problem.
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So about 10 days ago. And I was driving back
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from visiting Jacksonville to see Lex and Terry.
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It was me and my cab. We were driving to Orlando.
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And all of a sudden, I start to feel a little
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bit of hot air coming in. And I'm like, oh. Because
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I was already having AC problems. But I was like,
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oh, it'll turn on in a second. And then it progressively
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got hotter and hotter. Then I'm like, oh, it's
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just not working anymore. Mm -hmm. So I had to
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get my car fixed anyway. So I went to Tire Kingdom.
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They put a bunch of new coin in. They did a bunch
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of stuff to the car. And then they're like, oh
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yeah, by the way, it'll cost $2 ,700 to fix the
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compressor because it's blowing hot air. I'm
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like, oh, got it, got it. Gob drops. So I make
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a Facebook post, and one of my friends, Aaron
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Maiden, which is a cool name, he refers me to
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somebody who comes to my apartment today, and
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it's like, yeah, I can either get the part fixed
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for $1 ,000 by doing it today, or save $400 and
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go one more week. And I'm like, fine, I'll save
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money. But... He was scheduled to come into my
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apartment or to my parking lot at like, I don't
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know, 9 .45. So I've been doing this thing on
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and off. It's not really working, but it's easier
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to wake up. Not taking my Risperdal, my sleeping
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mat, and just getting natural sleep. Oh my God,
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I wake up like 20 times a night and don't have
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nightmares. But then I'm groggy the next day.
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So I originally scheduled my... Alexa to wake
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me up at 9 .20. I'm like, Alexa, 9 .25. I pushed
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it to 9 .40 because he was going to come to the
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parking lot at 9 .45 and look at my car. I was
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like, let me push it to 9 .45. I'll put on my
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swimsuit, which is like my shorts, a tank top,
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and I don't even need to shower. All of a sudden,
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I'm laying on my bed. I'm laying on my back,
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and I just hear... knocking at the door. And
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I'm like, it's kind of weird that the repairman
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wouldn't come to my door, but whatever. So I'm
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like, what's up? And I'm naked. So I put on my
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swimsuit and a shirt. And it's this really nice
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kid. His name was Tyler. He works in my apartment
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and works for the company that I was talking
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to him, works for the company that owns my apartment
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and other complexes. And I've had this problem
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for four years. Has nothing to do with me. But
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the water in my bathtub just loves to go to the
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first floor. It's great. I love when I'm in a
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bad groggy mood. Haven't even drank an energy
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drink yet. And I got someone in my apartment.
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Even though they're legally allowed to come in.
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And it's fine. I don't want water going into
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people. But of course, the one day I'm freaking
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groggy. Yeah. I'm a miserable guy. What is really
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annoying is when I get laid consistently, I'm
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a lot happier. I'm a very sexual guy. Have you
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heard this show? And the fact that it's been
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seven weeks of dry spell. Oh, there's cobwebs
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growing down there. Oh my God, I'm starting to
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get the itch. No, not from my STD. Starting to
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get the itch. I just am getting cranky. Getting
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cranky. But that's one of the most unhealthy
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parts about my existence. When I'm gambling,
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I feel complete. No pun intended. When I'm not
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gambling. Freaking hell texting me. What do you
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want? It's always when I'm doing this show, people
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decide to text me. Unless it's a pretty girl
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from a dating app, then it's fine. Dude, dude,
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dude. All right, there you go. 856 -49 -HOP.
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It's 856 -494 -6773. Oh, cranky. Did not feel
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like recording today. Like, at all. But then
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I wouldn't be vlogging hours. And then, like,
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I just always feel late. Like, I already feel
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a little better. Are you paying attention to
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this bitch? I already feel a lot more not relaxed
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or happy or joyful or any sort of positive feeling,
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but I'm feeling a little more, you know? By the
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way, we begin each show by doing this thing we
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do. Where I drink out of my Yeti cup. Yeti studios,
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there's signs everywhere. It says, beyond this
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point, don't drink without a Yeti cup, yo. I
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think someone from the hip -hop station wrote
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it. And we literally are not allowed to drink
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any liquids without Yeti cups, which is fine.
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Gotta be careful. Yeah. I've never had something
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spill on equipment, but I have had close calls
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working at the bone. Oh, the bone. All right,
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with this Yachty Cup, I have a mix of Mountain
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Dew, which I made a video on my social media
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at Ryan Happy Radio, of me explaining why I have
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so much energy on this show. I would say... Having
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a Yeti cup of two of Mountain Dews probably helps.
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Now, I don't care what you're consuming. Tissues,
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shrooms, coffee, soda, energy drinks, alcohol.
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What are you doing? Maybe you're listening before
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you're about to have sex and you're about to
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consume your partner. Whatever you're about to
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do is zombie in each show. I got my Yeti cup
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next to me, which I have to specify it's a Yeti
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cup. Because I don't want people going, I have
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a Yeti cup, okay? I hope that works for you.
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I have this Yeti cup of Mountain Dew. Let's drink
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it together. There goes my sperm. Even though
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I got a vasectomy, remember hearing that about
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Mountain Dew taking away your sperm? There goes
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my semen. I feel better. It's always a grind
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with this show. It's always one of those, yes,
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how are you going to be in a good mood? Always
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assume I'm going to be in a bad mood, but assume
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that I'm here to entertain you. But we're getting
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into dangerous territory. We're getting into
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that territory that radio shows do where they
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run out of things to talk about. And they love
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to tell you, oh, we're so funny. Like I say,
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if you're funny, you don't need to let everybody
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know, oh, we're so funny. Time for social media
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check. We're so funny. We got this message from
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this behold. 856 -49 -HOPI. We've been recording
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for 11 minutes and 11 seconds. A make. Let me
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see here. What do we got going on on Instagram?
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If a guy drives these cars, this woman says it's
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a red flag. Let's see if a 2015 Honda, a car
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makes all this. Drives these vehicles, he has
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a red flag. Let's get into it. Ruan, a Cybertruck.
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Of course, it means he's got a small penis and
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he stinks. He needs a Magnum. First off, I don't
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think straight men drive these, period. Probably
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all over Elon. Second off, it looks like the
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truck hasn't even rendered in. Same with this
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person. It looks like a Roblox character. So,
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horrible red flag. Same situation with the F
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-150 Lightning owners. They are just going to
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use you as a... Yeah, it's a lot of guys that
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are 5 '5", that are really shit. and so self
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-conscious about it that they're going to drive
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their big trucks to feel good about themselves.
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It's not that great being tall. I have constant
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back pain and I'm never anonymous. It's not all
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bad being short. Cover up. Let's be real. Now
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we have the Chrysler 300. First off... Ah, you're
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boring me. Dude driving a Chrysler is pretty
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cool. It implies you can afford to buy them a
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steak dinner. I feel like a girl seeing a Chrysler
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would be like, yes. I'm going to meat market.
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Here's a woman saying, never trust a woman who
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does this. Never trust a woman who does this.
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I don't care how much she likes you. I don't
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care how much you guys get along. Yeah. The moment
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she does this, it's done. Get to the bite, like
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all women. Because this is the most disrespectful
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thing. Never trust a woman that just disappears
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with no explanation. Yeah, it happened to me.
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I flew to Minneapolis to see a girl named Allie.
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I've been married for two and a half years. I
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forgive Allie, but her communication skills are
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that of a rodent. And I no longer am talking
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to Allie. I wish her nothing but the best. She
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ain't going to get the ruckus like I brought.
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But the thing is, all of a sudden, she just stopped
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talking to me. I'm like, what are you? Oh, man.
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What am I, a traveler? That just ghosts you.
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And I'm going to tell you why. Because the reason
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goes a lot deeper than you think. The problem
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is you're not going deep enough. The woman that
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goes ghost doesn't respect you. I agree with
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that, which is why you got to block them. Be
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like, oh, you want to go ghost? Oh, we'll go
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ghost. Bye -bye, bitch. Why do some women go
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after other women's husbands? Why do women want
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to fuck other women's husbands? Because they
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got no credibility. They can't get a guy in their
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own. So it's the easy route. It's a horrible
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female trait that women are basically innately
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jealous of each other. Yeah, this is something
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I've been talking about recently on this very
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show, Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, there
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are plenty of men out there. that bring down
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women. There's no doubt about that. There's plenty
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of men out there that make, you know, women look
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bad. Plenty of men out there that don't give
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women opportunities. But you know what's the
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unspoken thing about women? It's how women get
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jealous of other women and try to bring down
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women. Trying to gatekeep the woman's success.
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You need proof that that exists. You might be
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listening to me and going, I don't believe you.
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What about the WNBA? You got a generational talent.
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And the woman that is known as Kaylin Clark.
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And what do you do? You treat her like garbage.
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Exactly. So whether it's your husband, your house,
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your car, your jewelry, men are happy to see
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other men do well. I don't know if that's really
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true, but I think it's a little more likely,
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but I'm going to exit when that's true. If that
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was true, Kelton would have applauded me. Not
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falling on his face. What do we have here? I
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am just so freaking out of it. I'm just not feeling
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well, but sometimes I do this thing. I send my
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transcript to ChadGBT, and it'll tell me the
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good and bad parts. You know what I'm working
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on? You don't want to feel like absolute crap.
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I got to remember that we all feel like crap.
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And there's nothing worse than when a radio show
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is like, I'm so tired. We're all tired. We were
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unknowingly brought into this world, and we're
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going to die someday and never exist again. It's
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a very strange life we live. Here's a woman talking
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about the dark side of porn. Nobody teaches these
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girls what they're getting into. Oh, yeah. Don't
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they give you the option to wear a condom? When
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you're on set? They say that. They say, you know,
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condoms are optional. We let our performers wear
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condoms so they want to use them. Not one single
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time was I ever on set where I saw a single condom.
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Yeah, if you watch condom porn, it's a lot of
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the girls banging the fans. Those are always
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weird porn because the guys just don't really
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do as well at pounding out the girl. Like a performer
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would. Mm -hmm. Here's Lena. I know it's Lena
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the plug, but I like Lena. Here's Lena the plug
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talking to Adam 22. Marriage of the year. Marriage
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goals. Talking to him about if she would hook
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up with a different black man. And I don't have
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to tell you. So, like, I think this is over.
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I'm going to leave you for whatever. Literally,
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you're sticking around for some deranged reason.
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Money. Cloud. You are going against. What you
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probably want, which is again, do they want to
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know my celebrity crush? Can I say who am I?
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Jason loved banging out his life better than
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he ever did. Kind of ruined Adam a little bit.
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Celebrity crushes so that they can. All right.
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There's that plug talk podcast. There's only
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so much you could talk to a porn star about.
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Although they are socially awkward in public.
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It's like being around a bunch of deranged, damaged
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puppies. I love telling the story when I did
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the live broadcast of Hoppy Hour at Babydoll
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Strip Club in October 2023. There was this porn
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star and these other two porn stars. And they
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make a poster for the event. And they put me
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in the bottom corner. And I get to the front
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of Babydolls and there's this guy named Buddha,
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this fat slub that has like a stain on his white
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shirt. Mm -hmm. Oh, Buddha, you're a douche.
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And he goes, do we really need you here? I'm
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like thinking, do the fucking girls know how
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to run podcast equipment? So we do the podcast
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and I'm trying to kind of open up to the girls
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before we start the show. Mm -hmm. And I say
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to one of them, hey, how was your day? What'd
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you do? She's like, I got up. Did some meal prep,
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got my asshole bleached. I was like, oh, wow.
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And just the way she casually said it, they have
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no shame. What does it mean when a woman only
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has male friends? What does it mean when a woman
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only has male friends? Only has male friends.
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Coming from somebody that used to only have male
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friends. Well, listen to my words on this, and
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if you need help breaking toxic patterns, my
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link in e -book is in the bio. It means that
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she has worthiness issues and self -love issues.
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Yeah, if you're dating a woman or any gender
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and they don't know how to love themselves, how
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are they going to love you? So she keeps men
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around as friends, even though most of them aren't
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friends. They're people that want to sleep with
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her because it gives her the validation that
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she is desirable and chosen. I will say, I do
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think there is some power in being friends with
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a woman that you're not being. I don't think
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there is something kind of nice about the friend
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zone. But here's the thing. As a guy, you gotta
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make sure, because I can only speak out of heteros.
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As a guy, you gotta make sure you're not attracted
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to that woman, whatever, at all. I know a few
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girls that I'm in the friend zone with in the
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comic community, and they're great friends, and
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they've improved my life, and I like having female
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friends, and it's cool. I'm not like one of those
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alpha, oh, you already have them for sex. No,
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no. No, but I'm hearing them talking about going
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on dates with other hot guys and that it hurts
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you. Now, I'll still be friends on people with
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these, friends on friends with these girls. But
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there's times when I'm in public, I'm hearing
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them talking, oh, this guy's real hot. I put
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on my headphones. I'm like, yeah. I'm not going
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to, like, die or sleep over you bays on house.
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What have we got here? Blueface told his baby
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mama that he cheated on her and she stayed with
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him. Yeah. I cheated. I know. You smell like
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perfume. I'm pretty sorry for her. I'm with you
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for the clout. I have no sympathy for her. She
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gets cheated on again. There's no reason to say
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sorry if you had intentions of doing it. That
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is a good point. It wasn't like he was drunk,
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you know, peeled up. You know what he was doing
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when he put his penis in someone else's... It
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just happened. I'd never tell you sorry if I
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go fuck with somebody else because I had intentions
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on doing it. She's bringing the nuggets. Yeah.
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Just like when you sent the nigga all the shits
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and all the shits. You had intentions on all
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that. I wasn't with you. Wow. He is not good
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at arguing with a woman. He's stupid. Oh, yeah.
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My favorite bus town I know in is Lily Phillips.
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Says her boyfriend's like watching videos of
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her getting banged up by a hundred million men.
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Who do you think is a better cuck, your boyfriend
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or Adam 22? Always my boyfriend, of course. He's
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a bit of a loser. I think Adam 22, I think he's
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a little bit of a fake cuck, to be honest, because
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I don't think he's ever watched one. I think
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he lets his missus do it. I don't think he's
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actually ever sat down and watched the video.
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Yeah, he cries when he sees good old Lena the
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plug and bang. by Jason Love. He's like, I can't
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do that move. Gentlemen out there, you need to
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stop giving girlfriend treatment. To someone
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to die a girlfriend. Stop giving girlfriend treatment
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to someone that's not your girlfriend. Listen
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to me. No. If you want to have an actual shot
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at a relationship with her, you need to take
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her off of that 12 -foot pedestal. Remember that
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she took a huge dump this morning. And if she's
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going to die someday, she's another human being
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that just has a nice vagina. And show her that
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you know your value. Over -investing in someone
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you hardly know isn't romantic. It's you projecting
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your insecurity. Wow, baby. You're still freaking
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hot. Summer! Ah, yeah. That's a very good point.
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Here's a woman. They got all these car selfies.
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It seems like, um... Alex Earl really started
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this trend of the kind of selfies of the videos
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about dating. But am I any better? The only difference
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is I'm in a professional studio, not a cell phone
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video. Why do women get so annoyed when another
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woman walks in the room who is more beautiful
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than them? Let's talk about. I describe, you
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know, everybody says small D energy. I think
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you're small boob energy. The psychology behind
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it. When a woman sees another woman who's more
24:45
attractive, an internal mechanism gets highly
24:48
triggered. Competition. It's not just about looks.
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Beauty represents attention, validation, and
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even the subconscious fear of being replaced.
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Yeah, we're all going to be replaced because
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we're all going to die. And that's fine. The
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sooner you accept it. Here's a woman describing
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that men save money being single and women save
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money being in a relationship. I'm so glad I'm
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not a man. Because what do you mean I gotta spend
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my money that I worked hard for on a relationship?
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On a hoe? On a female, sorry. Ah, Jace. Two,
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just to get to know her, just to get her attention.
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Yeah, now women are starting to see where we
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go to. Big, big meat of BMF said that. Gucci
25:48
Mane tried to join the gang, but they didn't
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think he was, you know. I don't think he's a
25:52
real gangsta. 50 Cent was taking shots at Papoose's
25:58
fiancee, Clarissa Shields. Yeah, he is one little...
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50 Cent. I like 50 Cent. He's my cell phone wallpaper.
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I mean, it was cool. He is one sassy boy. D4VD's
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friends want justice for Celeste Rivas. He filled
26:22
his Tesla with air fresheners when her body was
26:24
found. Kelly Osbourne misses her dead. Courtney
26:29
Stodden won an apology from Jason Alexander who
26:32
played George Costanza for some skit from 2012
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where he was touching her boobs for some reason.
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A Chicago Cubs fan veteran slapped a kid for
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sitting during the anthem. Ryan Clark was fired
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by ESPN. I'm sure he was an absolute delight
26:50
to work with. And there's a woman that was using
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her fork to scrape off some fungus she had on
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her foot on a carnival cruise and then put it
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back on the table. Why trash? I'm sure she's
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an active listener of my countdown. Ah, this
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has no transition about why trash. Here's Jelly
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Roll's daughter talking about her dad's divorce.
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Got it. And that is it. Period. It's that f***ing
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simple. Don't ever come from my father's name
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like that again. I'm so done. Oh, my God. I'm
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sorry you look like your father. No girl ever
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goes, oh, my God, I look like my father. Kill
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you. Lil Wayne says he was placed in protective
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custody without asking. At Rikers Island. Such
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a target because everyone knew who you were.
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I wasn't around that. I wasn't around people.
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I was in PC with all the crazy people. Yeah.
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You're definitely crazy. Remember how big of
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a deal that was when Lil Air went to jail? And
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then he got out. And then 15 years flew by and
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I was like, wow, that was a long time ago. Cardi
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B said she's not going to be single forever.
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Here's some audio for Twitter spaces. Yeah, we
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all get our horn in us. You love soup, okay?
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She said her pussy needs love. Classiness! Speaking
28:48
of that, here's Brittany Reiner saying she'll
28:50
never do OnlyFans to bounce back. Yeah! She's
28:55
gone through this thing. Let me first judge based
28:57
off her age. Brittany Reiner age. Oh, she's...
29:03
She's a lot older than I thought. She's... 34
29:11
years old. So she was on OnlyFans. I don't know
29:15
if she ever did full on like sex on OnlyFans.
29:18
I think that was more Selena Powell. But the
29:23
thing was back in, I don't know. I'll include
29:27
it at the end of the show. Back in September,
29:30
2023, I found out that my body count was higher
29:34
than hers. And then she went religious for like
29:38
two years and now she's having that kind of midlife
29:41
crisis regret where she's like, wow, my body
29:44
counts literally bad and now I just don't want
29:49
to do all these things. And I said, oh, all my
29:52
resources are men. I wanted to correct something
29:54
because I see the context. It was just taken
29:57
completely out of like someone's asshole. Oh,
29:59
geez. A lot of people who could assist me in
30:05
anything in life whether that's a show whether
30:08
it's a podcast whether that's streaming whether
30:09
that's whatever any opportunities those people
30:15
that could assist me are men all right whatever
30:17
and most of the time unfortunately men are not
30:25
going to just offer their help without any strings
30:27
attached all right women do the same thing but
30:32
when they do it they're their sexuality. When
30:38
they friendzone us. But when we do it. No, the
30:43
reason it's happening is because you got a body
30:44
count as long as a CVS receipt. Happy hour. Happy
30:50
hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour
31:05
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
31:07
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31:12
is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
31:16
you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
31:19
well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
31:22
fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
31:28
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
31:30
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down on me all night oh yeah that was party animal
35:44
bacon and now back to the hoppy hour with ryan
35:50
hoppy on fresno's hot 97 .7 welcome to Close
36:12
it. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it
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.com. All right. Going out in TMZ. Ow, what's
38:08
going on with these maniacs? Today on TSC. There
38:15
is now hard evidence that Tom Brady. Oh, yeah,
38:20
you know, Harvey Levin loves hard evidence. A
38:25
.B. joining WWE. If Tom Brady joins WWE, it's
38:32
the stubbornest midlife crisis this man could
38:35
have. You were one of the most prestigious, classiest,
38:40
stoic, kind of mysterious athletes of all time.
38:47
And now you're a jackass. Only when you surround
38:53
yourself with Michael Rubin and Logan Paul. When
38:55
you're on TV, you're fine. But this whole persona
39:00
sucks. The reason we know that is the fickle
39:06
finger of fate. Tom Brady was flipping off Logan
39:09
Paul and then Logan Paul started to flip him
39:11
off. It's so fake. It's so, I don't like fake.
39:15
I don't like fake radio shows. I did Joe's show
39:20
on FLZ doing fake segments. I don't like wrestling.
39:23
I respect it, but it's just so fake. Can you
39:28
be genuine? Can you have a real moment? It's
39:32
something I learned from working with Rover and
39:34
Kelta. Not every moment needs to be legendary.
39:39
And this just in on Kelta's show. Most of it's
39:41
dry and boring. But there's moments you don't
39:44
always need to force things. Also, people think
39:47
that they're setting up for a WWE match. This
39:50
whole thing is so embarrassing for Tom Brady.
39:53
It really is. Do you think Giselle's walking
39:56
up to Joaquin right now going, God, I love you?
40:02
We got out Congressman Subramanian. He just looks
40:06
like a douche. Jacob noticed that he gets out
40:08
of a Tesla. Good for you. Yeah, politician. People
40:14
say you can't be a Tesla driver and a Democrat.
40:17
Check that discrimination against Tesla owners.
40:20
So you can't drive a car because a CEO. Blah,
40:22
blah, blah. I just think they're douchey cars.
40:28
It freaks me out how quiet they are. I've been
40:30
in a few of them at Uber's. It is kind of fun
40:34
when you're drunk though. You're like looking
40:36
up at the moon. You're like, yeah. Although I
40:42
think if there were to be a cyber truck, I'd
40:46
probably just cancel the order. Take the $5 inconvenience
40:51
fee or whatever it is. You know, and, like, I
40:54
had this happen. I had this happen on Jacksonville
40:58
Beach. Well, first of all, freaking Lipskin,
41:01
kiss my ass. Their location. Now, granted, I
41:06
have. Bottle wine shots, two juice box alcohol
41:14
things, whatever they're called. Buzz, buzz,
41:18
buzz. I had like six beers with Lex and Lex and
41:21
Terry, so I was rich. And it was time to get
41:26
my Uber. I was at Jacksonville Beach. And I didn't
41:29
even really know what hotel I was at because
41:31
they had their party at some hotel that they
41:32
all stayed at. Mm -hmm. So Lex goes, I'm not
41:37
really feeling well. I'm going to go to bed.
41:38
It was good hanging out with you, Hoppy. I'm
41:39
like, hey, this is awesome. Hanging out with
41:41
my radio hero, getting tacos. So what happens?
41:47
I order an Uber, and I'm waiting, and I'm waiting,
41:51
and I'm waiting. It's a nice night. The sun's
41:56
out. It's like 730 in Jacksonville, but I'm pretty
41:58
drunk. So then the freaking Uber shows up, but
42:02
it's not there. Cause I put the address as like
42:06
a fricking hotel, like 0 .2 miles away, but I
42:09
put it in current location. It's on my current
42:13
locations down the road. So then I had to cancel
42:17
and I got charged like a $5 fee. I'm like, Jesus
42:20
Christ. So if I ever were to get picked up, cause
42:28
there is a point to this story. If I ever were
42:30
to get picked up by a cyber truck, I would just
42:32
repeat that process and cancel the order. Mm
42:35
-hmm. I don't want to be seen in one of those.
42:38
You're all mutants. Happy Hot Topic! William
42:43
Shatner and his daughter Melanie detail their
42:45
simultaneous stage four cancer battles. Yeah,
42:48
I feel like when you have money and all this
42:51
stuff around it, I feel like you are able to
42:55
survive cancer more. Three years after William
42:58
was diagnosed with stage four malignant melanoma
43:01
amid his daughter Melanie's battle with stage
43:03
four breast cancer, the pair reflects on navigating
43:06
the scary chapter together. This is sad. Melanie
43:10
tells people in a joint interview with William
43:13
published on July 22nd. I remember vividly thinking
43:16
I don't have the strength to take care of myself
43:19
and lose my father at the same time. I feel like,
43:21
you know, he's kind of unlike a lot of times.
43:24
I feel like he's a good dad. I was having a moment
43:28
and was hysterical. I called you and said, I
43:30
think I'm dying. But her dad was right there
43:33
by her side. That's good. Yeah, it's weird having
43:38
older parents and mine's gonna be 69. This World
43:47
Cup performer had some explaining to do after
43:49
this live TV moment went viral. I'd just like
43:52
to apologize for the object that fell onto the
43:57
microphone. It was cocaine! They really deserve
44:03
the whole thing. Did you catch that? Some fans
44:07
thought that white fleck could have been a clump
44:10
of cocaine falling from Robbie Williams' nose.
44:12
Of course it was! Sober singer cleared it all
44:15
up with a humorous faux apology. People worried
44:18
about me, but it's okay because I had several
44:23
more. Yes, apparently it was just a breath mint,
44:28
but... That's not... He... How stupid is the
44:31
news? Just because he did a video two hours later
44:36
saying it was a breath mint, that doesn't mean
44:39
it was a breath mint in a moment. God, we're
44:43
so stupid. Trying to think of an analogy for
44:49
that. I can't think of one. Doesn't mean anything.
44:54
He could have gone to Walgreens and bought a
44:56
freaking breath mint and was like, let me do
44:57
a video. It's not what that was. It was a little
45:00
speck. It was a circular. Jesus Christ. Shut
45:06
up. You're all stupid. You're all morons. Conan
45:14
O 'Brien is addressing his new slicked back hairdo
45:18
that has the internet divided. Yeah. He looks
45:22
better. Conan O 'Brien needs a friend, hosts,
45:25
sports a greased up looking hairstyle in a video
45:28
of his interview with Molly Shannon. You seem
45:31
like an okay guy. I'm indifferent on him. I didn't
45:39
get it when I was younger, but now I get it.
45:45
Although the greatest one of all time is a Craig
45:49
Ferguson. Nobody stop it here. A key figure tied
45:57
to Jeffrey Epstein's alleged recruiting network
46:00
has been found dead in France. Daniel Sheud,
46:07
a 69 -year -old modeling scout whose name appeared
46:10
thousands of times. I'm sure it was a natural
46:13
cause and not a hit. We're not stopping. We may
46:21
be stupid. But we're not that stupid. Yeah, that
46:25
story creeps me out. Think about growing up in
46:28
the 2000s. And just the things that, like, on
46:32
that same planet, there's 114 -year -olds getting
46:34
banged out by Trump and all of them. Oh, wait,
46:38
wait, wait. He wasn't there. Took him two months
46:42
to redact all the papers. No, no, no, no, no.
46:45
He didn't go. He would never. Got it. I got to
46:50
sexualize his daughter. Jennifer Aniston is proving
46:57
that friends are truly forever. Gosh, she just,
47:01
I don't know. She just seems, she seems like
47:03
she'd be moody. And it would come out of nowhere.
47:09
Everyone's just hanging out. And she's in a mood.
47:15
The actress showing support for her friend's
47:17
co -star, Courtney Cox, by reposting an Instagram
47:21
photo of Courtney on July 21st from the set of
47:24
her new upcoming crime film, Evil Genius. Yeah,
47:29
Courtney Cox has had way too much plastic surgery.
47:32
She's from that boomer generation where they
47:35
think they need to do it. No. You look terrible.
47:39
Look at you, Brandi Glanville. You look like
47:41
real -life herpes because you are. No! No! Amid
47:47
his ongoing legal battle with ex -Taylor Frankie
47:50
Paul, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives LOSER! Dakota
47:55
Mortensen has a new love in his life. God, this
47:59
hot piece of ass is so vapid. It's just gonna
48:02
turn out. Don't hit it. Turn it out, Taylor.
48:05
And then you're gonna be a victim. You're bringing
48:11
it upon yourself, honey. Multiple outlets confirming
48:14
July 22nd that he's dating show guest Shania
48:17
Powell. Oh, yeah, you know, she brings the ruckus.
48:23
Oh, yeah, she does. Destiny's Child fans rejoice.
48:28
New music is on the way. Former band manager
48:31
Matthew... All my independent women. ...to Knowles,
48:35
who is also the father of... Although the first
48:37
four seconds of Soldier... It's so freaking great.
48:44
Global superstar and ex -member Beyonce revealing
48:48
in a July 22nd interview with Page Six Radio
48:50
that an album of Destiny's Child remixes is on
48:53
the way. Oh, you got me excited. You know what
48:58
I'm getting? I was cackling hands in the same
49:00
studio. French lawmakers on Tuesday approved
49:03
a ban on social media access for children under
49:06
the age of 15. I don't like this. I don't like
49:09
this. Like social media? I don't like telling
49:12
kids what they can do. They're a little too powerful.
49:16
France becomes the first in Europe. Aye, France
49:19
did it. Jason Alexander is taking accountability
49:27
for a sketch that his co -star, Courtney Stodden,
49:30
says went too far. Here's what I thought. Okay,
49:32
okay, okay. No, in this skit. Jason Alexander
49:36
kind of touched her boobs and we're popping out.
49:41
She was like 17 at the time. But you got to remember,
49:45
this was a different era. There's no excusing
49:48
it. But she is the same woman that got married
49:52
to a 50 -year -old. It wasn't like this was Selena
49:57
Gomez on a Disney set. The Seinfeld alum expressing
50:03
regret after being called out by the former reality
50:06
TV star for, quote, repeatedly rubbing a phone
50:09
across her breast during the skit released online
50:12
in 2012. Yeah, did she have her 51 -year -old
50:16
husband intervene? So which side should I be
50:19
on? Not this side? Not this side. Why are they
50:23
blurring out the boobs? It's not even, it's just
50:25
a bra. We're so politically correct. If you're
50:27
going to show the footage, let me see that rack.
50:29
This side over here. This is the side. All righty
50:33
then. That's it. She was married on a Monday
50:37
morning. She's a bust down. I'm an actor apologizing
50:41
to Courtney in a statement given to Ian. Oh,
50:44
dude, it was George Castillo. Why'd you say sorry
50:46
to her? It was July 22nd. Life needs to say sorry
50:50
to her. She's a dummy. Yeah, she was six months
50:56
away from being 18. Not making it right. She's
50:59
no saint. She's getting that Britney Renner disease
51:05
where she's embarrassed about her past. So now
51:09
she's trying to rewrite it. Oh, yeah. It is time
51:18
for this. 50 days. Oh, man. Who knows who's going
51:39
to win this year? We never know. It's always
51:43
a surprise, isn't it? When you're watching the
51:47
NFL. Oh, yeah. You can call the show 856 - 499
51:55
-HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at
52:01
me at RyanHappyradio. You can always email me,
52:05
RyanHappyradio at gmail .com. Now we're starting
52:09
to talk about the man, the myth, the douchebag
52:16
known as Aaron Rodgers reconnecting with his
52:20
family. But first... Let me push this button
52:39
right here. His mom giving him a giant hug. His
52:47
arm wrapped around his dad sitting next to his
52:49
older brother Luke building a kid's toy and holding
52:52
his little niece's hand. Oh, they're back together!
52:56
Woohoo! Yippee -ki -yay! Oh, yeah! How you doing?
53:15
Oh, my God. Wendy Williams. Hey, it's the greatest
53:22
intro of all time when it comes to a dirty, rotten,
53:26
daytime talk show. Mm -hmm. What a... So the
53:47
lawsuit against A &E over that documentary that
53:50
the Guardian of Wendy Williams set has been settled.
53:56
Oh, yeah. Oh, she will. The car might hit her.
54:09
I'm not too good anymore. KJ Apa says, on time,
54:17
he used to piss on his fast food. Sounds delightful.
54:21
And Denise Richard's ex, Aaron, says he is not
54:24
getting spousal support. Oh, but when a man doesn't
54:29
give it to a woman. Oh, but when a woman doesn't
54:34
give it to the man. Oh, it'll come. It'll come,
54:37
it's a boy. It'll come, it'll come. I'm close.
54:42
I'm close anyway. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour
55:00
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
55:02
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
55:07
is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
55:11
you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
55:14
well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
55:17
fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
55:23
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
55:26
listening to this next song, you can skip over
55:28
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55:31
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55:35
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
55:40
Yeah. Drizzy, baby. You already know what it
55:44
is. This is the first time I'm high. This is
55:46
the first time I've smoked in like three months.
55:48
I'm sorry, Mom. I had to do it to him. 40, I
55:51
see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stay late tonight,
55:57
right? Ain't no happening when I stay late. Yeah.
56:02
Boy, wonder. I swear it's like this every single
56:05
time. Toronto, I got you. I got us. Yeah. I'm
56:13
a hog. Gotta get along. We get along. Outro Music
56:35
life is better than it's ever been scheduling
56:38
million dollar meetings with the president someone
56:41
cut the lights on where is thomas edison got
56:43
a new condo watch me as i settle in i deserve
56:47
an mtv show for me and my people and if you turn
56:50
the zone i got a whole swish of sweet fool rappers
56:53
all liars and they women are deceitful add in
56:56
today's subtraction I'll never be your equal
56:58
Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now
57:01
Weezy told me just write every single thing you
57:03
need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy
57:06
as can be now About to start balling like I'm
57:08
coming off a rebound Yeah, and I should have
57:11
the most bragging rights Because the niggas spit
57:14
crack, bag it tight Hate when rappers say they
57:17
trying to get their swagger right Cause I done
57:19
came with more fire than a dragon fight You pussy
57:22
ass But I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag
57:35
I'm ATF but they ain't seeing no badge It's heartbreak
57:39
Drake, I hate to see him so sad You see a little
57:43
me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used
57:45
to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket twenty
57:47
thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like
57:50
Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite,
57:54
stupid hoe ask me But don't ask me shit about
57:57
me And know the game really ain't shit without
58:00
me She might have to pay me but I dick her down
58:03
free Wanna know if it's the truth then pull the
58:05
zipper down to see This is my promise I'ma bring
58:22
that barrel to them bitches eye liners And what
58:24
I make up would fuck up your skin I pick the
58:27
butt up and bop bop Then bop bop again I would
58:30
butt fuck your friend Then suck up her twin I
58:32
put the bop up to him Then bop bop and bop bop
58:35
And bop bop again Suck nut you duck Fuck your
58:38
unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in Like Uberderm
58:42
on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess up
58:45
out my casso Dad who never had that dude Always
58:49
had a black tooth Even when I was at school Cause
58:51
bullies aren't bulletproof Red Scott hoodie too
58:54
Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker
58:56
The only thing in the hood is you I do everything
58:59
good as you know I do everything better I get
59:02
paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone
59:05
Like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck
59:09
Intercept, intercept Bring it back like Work
59:11
in the trunk And my exit coming up Yeah, I am
59:14
headed to the buck Like buck, buck again Mike
59:18
Fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck
59:21
Corinne, let's get bucks again And fuckin' spend
59:24
them bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told
59:28
you I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my 50,
59:31
bout to pop out, let's get it Let's get it, motherfucker,
59:34
what you waitin' on? It is about a minivan pissin'
59:37
I'm about to get shitty, I'm with it If money
59:39
is the it, you want me with it I probably just
59:42
fit on the chick you want me with And I hate
59:44
a phony bitch Only like I'm only thick and I
59:47
own hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm going to
59:49
eat it. And I just sold a lot of property to
59:52
a buyer. And I think his name was kind of like
59:54
Drake, Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.
59:57
I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes
59:59
to the game, I'm too willing to play harder.
1:00:01
So harder I do. There he go. They chant MVP when
1:00:05
I shoot a free throw. CEO Jazzwood. they do,
1:00:09
the haters on their face and in their asses,
1:00:12
the shoes, faster than you, badder than you,
1:00:15
radder than you, etc, I told you I get beat by
1:00:19
the letter, like, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I,
1:00:23
J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, O, P, got B,
1:00:28
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-N, Hank Show. and check it out on this podcast
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feed. People with autism are often treated like
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they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this
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is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known
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me as Hammer Hank. I was labeled as slow when
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I started school. Come to find out at the age
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of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic. Now
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at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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love, and learn to gain education and join the
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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
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autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
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don't feel sorry for them, work with them. Find
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out for yourself that autism isn't a disease,
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it's a condition. To find out more about autism,
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please visit Autism Speaks .org. It's time to
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listen. you change swang. Pimps and the players
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gon' do the damn thing. Comin' in the club, takin'
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over streets, takin' over man with the coked
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out beats. Got em on charge, got em on lock.
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Everywhere we go, guaranteed to blow the spot.
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Messages to them haters, tryin' to say them gators.
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Well, it's gon' blaze ya, nothin' is gonna save
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ya. Bets on the streets, bets on the beats. If
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you wanna bounce, bet, bet, report to me. My
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city shot time, Ain't no limit, drop a piece,
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batter, pile My balls out a lot, cause you know
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I call the shots Stackin' paper like them bacon
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sodas in the pot We got the rimmin', we got the
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flow We got the mid -bend down on the floor We
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got the mid -bend down on the floor We got the
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mid -bend down on the floor We got the mid -bend
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down on the floor I'm so guilty that I'm representin'
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my home team. Super ugly with a sack of money,
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it's the Gator King. By the bar, I can miss a
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pimpin', it's a Gator thing. Tell them how we
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do it, Joe. Gator. Gator 1. Rim. And I ain't
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even drivin', I'm just parkin' like Pimpin'.
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Slide up in the club, spendin' minutes in the
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50s. Don't fret, so clean. Look like I got my
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lip in one of these. Got it, dude. Come on, shawty,
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let me see you get loose. If you bought it, you
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can get some great goo. And VIP, I'm Don't put
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no chasers in my drink. I want two hot liggas,
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pal. Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all. Smoke, jang,
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smoke, y 'all. All on the earth. Nothing in my
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cup, shit is all gone Now I'm hiding the motherfucker,
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making up words Lookin' like men, I like them
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light skinned Two at a time, now I'm twinning
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twins, twins With Tony Grey, dude, I can wear
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your seagull's jeans Stay together in my glass
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like they all best friends I can't walk, I, I,
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I I can't talk, broken from the day to the dark
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People all for square, but my goons don't pee
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This drink's on you, all eyes on me Outro Music
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Petersburg. Women's self -defense classes, kids'
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classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell you need.
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I'll go. Hi there. WatchJaysPrinting .com, the
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best printing company in all the Bay Area. Business
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cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
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you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there. Finally,
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I mentally all like name. If you live in Florida
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or Maryland, go to counselingoncall .net and
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there you can sign on. Hi, we're going to come
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back and I'll be out and keep this party going.
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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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of who they are. People with autism normally
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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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In a recent study, people with autism are less
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likely to have a job and more likely to I beat
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the odds by having loving friends and family,
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having a college education. I have even worked
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in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary
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personality for many years. Always remember that
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people with autism want the same things as you,
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to be happy and successful. To find out more
1:10:37
about autism, please contact your local mental
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health center or visit autismspeech .org. This
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is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate your kindness.
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Do it like my birthday, do it like my, do it
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like my, do it like my, do it like my Sagittarius,
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birthday November 27th Do it like that until
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I, I, I, end up in money heaven They be thinkin'
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they be claimin' the torch and I'm with the bullshit
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they handin' now Pull the twist and make a wish
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and blow the candles out Blow the candles out,
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blow the candles out Sagittarius, birthday November
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27th Do it like that until I, I, I, end up in
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money heaven They be thinkin' they be claimin'
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the torch and I'm Blow the candles out. Blow
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the all -white phantom out. I'ma kill them with
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the pants and the shirt and the shoes and the
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hat with the shades and the shades and the watch
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is the reason I be standing now. That's where
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ice will spin that cake while I make the icing
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off the cake. It's supposed to be there, y 'all.
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Come on, everybody, let's celebrate with me.
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Hey, hey, hey. We'll be right back. Outro Music
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Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy,
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ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy,
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ayy, ayy, ayy My timmy's bad, just do it in the
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worst way I'm a runner, mama, I am in the first
1:14:25
place Catch me on the dance floor, throwin' up
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my birthplace I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday
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And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep till it
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was Thursday Kiss a shot of Petron and blow a
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birthday Get a wood of gin, take a home on Thursday
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I'm a hurricane, mama, you can have it your way
1:14:44
Or I can bring another crash and y 'all can do
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it her way Tick -tock, clocks are juking, playing
1:15:01
cool breaks. Hoppy's hour, almost done, feels
1:15:04
like robbery in banks. Ryan Hoppy on the mic,
1:15:06
dropping wisdom news streams. Syndicated sorrow,
1:15:09
now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the Hoppy
1:15:11
hour is coming to a close. Radio waves fading
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like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and joy dissolving
1:15:18
in the air, but we keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
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just so unfair. But the laughter's growing dim
1:15:30
Eardrums mixing hoppy like fingers without rings
1:15:33
VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street But soon
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the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat
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Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close Radio
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waves fading like a wilson rose Laughter and
1:15:44
joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep the
1:15:47
rhythm, oh life's just so unfair is rolling dim,
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eardrums mixed in hoppy like fingers without
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brains, gate ejects to FM, shoutouts hit the
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street, but soon the sound will vanish like shadows
1:16:05
in the heat, oh the hoppy hour is coming too
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close, radio waves fading like a wilting rose,
1:16:12
laughter and joy dissolving in the air, but we'll
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keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair. Like
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clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the
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silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the
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mic With humor so divine The void left in our
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hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty speakers
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silenced I'm a -comin' to an end Like a rollercoaster
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stoppin' Round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and
1:16:52
jabs He's our daily grind Now silence flowered
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And the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy
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Hour is here Thank you for watching! And like
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that, he's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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poop. I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call
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it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
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is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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is closing.