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Fans of the Lost · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 5: What's up and welcome.
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  Speaker 3: To Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 3: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 3: Wonderfest once again. How many years? See, that's what I
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  Speaker 3: was going to say. Normally this part of the episode,
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  Speaker 3: every year at Wonderfest, we play the How long have
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  Speaker 3: we been coming here, game? So this year I'm just
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  Speaker 3: going to skip it. I'm going to bypass all the
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  Speaker 3: things that we always talk about. We've been coming here
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  Speaker 3: 20 plus years, 22 maybe. And then the one time
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  Speaker 3: when Misty's mom married George Romero. Something like that. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: if not, go back and listen to the old stories
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  Speaker 3: because we've told that story 28 times.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think Bill's heard it.
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  Speaker 3: We've done this a million times, so we don't have
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  Speaker 3: to go over this. But this will be interesting because
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if we've ever had somebody who we've
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  Speaker 3: been here every year. We talk about being here every year.
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  Speaker 3: Bill hasn't been here before that I'm aware of. So
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  Speaker 3: this episode, we're going to welcome in Bill. Say hello. Hello.
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  Speaker 3: And not first time, because if you've been listening to
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  Speaker 3: this a long time, the time we were at the drive-in,
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  Speaker 3: we recorded an episode in the car.
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  Speaker 6: I remember the car episode.
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  Speaker 3: And you were there. We watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, original recipe.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 7: We watched Oculus.
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  Speaker 3: We watched Oculus. I think that was the third movie,
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  Speaker 3: wasn't it? Because in the middle was another that whatever
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  Speaker 3: that Ang Lee Hulk guy. That guy that was in
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  Speaker 3: the Hulk.
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  Speaker 7: As Beneath So Below or something.
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  Speaker 3: Something like that. It was one of those like animals
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  Speaker 3: or something. I didn't. It was that movie and we went,
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  Speaker 3: this looks weird. Let's just record now. So the middle movie,
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  Speaker 3: if I'm remembering, we turned down the sound and did
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  Speaker 3: an entire episode sitting in the car.
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  Speaker 6: I think I did the Spaghetti Yeti too.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you were there for that as well. I was
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  Speaker 3: not there for that. Now I remember. I bet I'm
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  Speaker 3: surprised a lot of people stuck around. And I was
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  Speaker 3: kind of thrilled with that, but I was just like,
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  Speaker 3: I assumed everybody would be like, okay, dorks, I'm out
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  Speaker 3: of here. And, like, there was a good amount of
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  Speaker 3: people at that show. There was food.
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  Speaker 6: Nobody turns down food.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the food part, I understand. That was expensive.
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  Speaker 7: Do you still have any of that food?
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  Speaker 3: No, but I still got the debt that came with it.
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  Speaker 3: That show was the most cool, maybe, and arguably the
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  Speaker 3: one I went the furthest in the hole putting together.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: That's like the cheapest of meals.
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  Speaker 3: But that one was in a real restaurant. And we
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  Speaker 3: had the upstairs special private area. And I had to
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  Speaker 3: rent equipment to show the movie, which I've never had
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  Speaker 3: to do before. I had to rent different sound equipment
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  Speaker 3: to go there. They had a specific place that you
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  Speaker 3: had to go get the screen to show it on.
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  Speaker 3: That is how they do it, I guess, when they
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  Speaker 3: have fancy VIP business groups or some bullshit. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, that one was a lot. So that's why
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  Speaker 3: I'm not doing live events very much anymore. By very much,
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  Speaker 3: I mean never. Until funding rolls in, which has not
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  Speaker 3: happened yet. But either way, welcome back, Bill.
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  Speaker 6: Well, thank you.
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  Speaker 7: How's it going?
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  Speaker 6: It's going.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a while since I've seen you in the
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  Speaker 3: real world anyway.
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  Speaker 6: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: You know, COVID and whatnot.
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  Speaker 7: Has that happened? I forgot about that already.
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  Speaker 6: I've actually mentioned that. I was like, I used to
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  Speaker 6: run into you somewhere. All the time. All the time.
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  Speaker 6: Hasn't happened in a.
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  Speaker 3: Couple of years. Out of that group of dorks that
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  Speaker 3: most of which don't exist anymore.
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  Speaker 7: I just saw you at the bookstore like two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 6: I run into you. I just haven't seen him.
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  Speaker 3: See, I think the last time we were all in
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  Speaker 3: the same place was maybe the Vogue closing ceremony.
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  Speaker 7: I ran into you at the same bookstore like before that.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't surprise me. See, individually we run into each
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  Speaker 3: other all the time. But, yeah, I think the last
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  Speaker 3: time the three of us were together maybe was there.
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  Speaker 7: Whatever happened to the Vogue thing?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: Nothing.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing.
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  Speaker 3: If you need shoes.
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  Speaker 7: No, I mean like the documentary. Was it like a
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  Speaker 7: documentary or something?
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  Speaker 3: I think they're still doing it. I don't know. Again,
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  Speaker 3: Dave was sort of connected to that, so I'll have
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  Speaker 3: to ask him. I'm assuming he's wandering the halls somewhere
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  Speaker 3: this weekend, so we'll have to check in with him.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, so this will be an interesting intro because
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  Speaker 3: we never have a fresh opinion. You've been to a
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  Speaker 3: lot of different things in your life, Bill, but you
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  Speaker 3: haven't been here. So what do you think?
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  Speaker 7: How was your first Wonderfest experience?
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  Speaker 6: So far, so good.
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  Speaker 7: I got to say, I didn't quite recognize you at first.
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  Speaker 7: You didn't have the entire black ensemble going on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You were like head to toe not black. It was
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  Speaker 3: a little unnerving.
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  Speaker 6: I was totally in costume today.
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  Speaker 3: Not the true dork or anything. No, no.
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  Speaker 6: Not at all. Since I specifically came here to do
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  Speaker 6: a video with the land of the lost people and
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  Speaker 6: spend a ton of money that I don't have.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've played this game.
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  Speaker 6: And it was worth every penny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's true. You were having the time of your
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  Speaker 3: life over there.
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  Speaker 7: I saw the video.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad we witnessed a good portion of it.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm still not done.
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  Speaker 7: What do you intend to do now? Is there more
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  Speaker 7: crap to buy?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I am out of money.
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  Speaker 11: Did you spend it all at the Land of the Lost?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I brought it for that.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we looped around that whole room and I
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  Speaker 3: looked over to see, is he still over there getting
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  Speaker 3: more stuff? I checked to see. I was like, he
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  Speaker 3: might still be at their table.
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  Speaker 6: There was a special model kit made. land of the
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  Speaker 6: lost one for this and it was pretty expensive and
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  Speaker 6: they were like have you seen that and i was
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  Speaker 6: like oh yeah like don't show it to me and
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  Speaker 6: i was like it's pretty expensive but i'd rather spend
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  Speaker 6: it on this stuff and they hooked me up so
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  Speaker 6: i could buy a model and i was like nice.
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  Speaker 3: Too cool that's pretty awesome but otherwise yeah i think
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  Speaker 3: you've you've just sort of edged your way into it
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  Speaker 3: this last uh hour or so.
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  Speaker 6: Right there's a lot of stuff that I actually did
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  Speaker 6: come here once because Jeremiah was dressing up like a
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  Speaker 6: robot because Bob Burns was supposed to be here, but
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  Speaker 6: he was sick. So they streamed him on a screen,
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  Speaker 6: and Jeremiah built this generic Robbie the Robot kind of outfit.
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  Speaker 6: And I had to come help him put it on,
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  Speaker 6: and they put the screen and did the whole question
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  Speaker 6: and answer.
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  Speaker 3: Was this After Hours or during the show? Because I
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  Speaker 3: know he used to do the After Hours movies and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: It may have been one of those because there was
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  Speaker 6: a question and answer with.
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  Speaker 6: Carolyn Monroe and doing Star Crash.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So I don't know if it was part of that
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  Speaker 6: or if it was like right before that.
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  Speaker 3: She was very nice.
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  Speaker 6: But yes, I got introduced to her and didn't realize
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  Speaker 6: until I got home who it was.
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  Speaker 3: She's a Bond girl.
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  Speaker 6: Well, see, even for me, I'm a Hammer guy.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, oh my God, that's the taste
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  Speaker 3: of blood of Dracula. I can believe it.
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  Speaker 6: Sinbad.
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  Speaker 3: She's in one of the Sinbad, yeah. She's awesome.
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  Speaker 6: So I met her and was that idiot.
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh, hey, nice to meet you. You're like, what's up? Oh, wait, shit,
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  Speaker 3: you're a superstar. Never mind.
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  Speaker 11: But.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, I didn't venture out. I just helped Jeremiah
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  Speaker 6: and went home.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So. He'll get you in that kind of trouble.
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  Speaker 3: You got to watch it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, the thing is, like, I should have known better
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  Speaker 6: because I like dorky stuff. But when I heard that,
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  Speaker 6: you know, it's just mostly models. I was like, I'm
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  Speaker 6: not really a model guy. So it never thought it
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  Speaker 6: was anything appealing.
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  Speaker 3: That confuses a lot of people. Yeah. Because even when
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  Speaker 3: they get here, it's like the the. Merch room isn't
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  Speaker 3: the merch room at normal conventions or, you know, horror
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  Speaker 3: conventions and stuff. It's usually like all different kinds of
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  Speaker 3: dorky stuff, but pretty general and open to anybody that
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  Speaker 3: wants to buy movies or t-shirts or that kind of crap.
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  Speaker 3: This is like, here's a $ 300 model kit that is
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  Speaker 3: from scratch. You've got to put together and paint it yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Have fun with that. I'm just looking at him going,
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  Speaker 3: that's too much work. It's too much money. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to go down this road.
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  Speaker 6: But there is a lot of other collectibles here.
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  Speaker 3: There is really good stuff.
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  Speaker 6: And it's a lot of pop culture and movie related stuff.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm pretty excited. I haven't looked at everything yet.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot. There's a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 6: So I was surprised. And of course, there's a lot
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  Speaker 6: more money I want to spend.
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Just hand them over.
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  Speaker 6: Everything is outrageous these days.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I can't afford nothing.
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  Speaker 6: No doubt.
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  Speaker 3: So, yep. You'll just have to give them all your plastic.
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  Speaker 3: Be like, here. I'll be in debt for the rest
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  Speaker 3: of my life. Which is pretty much everybody here. Yeah,
• 9:10
  Speaker 3: that's pretty much every day. That's me every day. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think everybody here gets themselves in that trouble.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I only spent $ 10. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: Amazing. Not out of here yet. They might tackle you later. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're buying more stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I found two bronze horror comics. I'm good to go.
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  Speaker 3: That is true. You've got your old school comics. You're
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  Speaker 3: all set.
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  Speaker 7: I got my funnies.
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  Speaker 3: All right, well. Do we want to, I mean, normally
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  Speaker 3: at this point I'll roll into some sort of, what
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  Speaker 3: have we been doing? What have we been watching? But
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't seen anything and you never
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  Speaker 3: watch anything anymore. I've got a few things, but I
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  Speaker 3: didn't know how much you wanted to launch into land
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  Speaker 3: of the lost talk because I mean, that was, the
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  Speaker 3: thing i've i watched it and loved it as a
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  Speaker 3: kid but i haven't done much with it since then
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  Speaker 3: so like when i started getting in there i was
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  Speaker 3: just like looking at the stuff going i know this
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  Speaker 3: i know this hey look it's a dinosaur i love
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  Speaker 3: a dinosaur We all sat on the dice, so let's
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  Speaker 3: be real. But yeah, I was just like, then you
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  Speaker 3: got to the details of Misty going, wait, what the
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  Speaker 3: hell is that? And I'm like, I don't know. That's
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  Speaker 3: diving in too far. And then Bill stepped up and
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  Speaker 3: was like, well, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 7: Because I have never in my life seen an episode
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  Speaker 7: of Land of the Lost.
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  Speaker 3: Which I still think is a little weird because it
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  Speaker 3: sort of falls in. it definitely falls into your geek interests,
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  Speaker 3: but even the timeframe, it was on for a long
• 10:37
  Speaker 3: time and a lot of reruns.
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  Speaker 6: They got reran.
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  Speaker 3: For years.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, even in the nineties, I think it was
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  Speaker 6: on Nickelodeon. It was a sci-fi channel. Like they reran
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  Speaker 6: that show my whole life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's, it was such a favorite and I still like, well, it,
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  Speaker 3: you might want to check out some, of course, some
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  Speaker 3: of the episodes are better than others.
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  Speaker 6: The third season isn't as good as the first season.
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  Speaker 6: I think that kind of stuff shows, you know, but, um,
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  Speaker 6: you'll be surprised at how, kind of deep.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Because like, I don't know if you know, since you
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  Speaker 6: haven't seen it, but Star Trek writers wrote those episodes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So like, especially for a kid's show, had pretty heavy themes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And like, they didn't dumb it down. They just let
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  Speaker 6: you like, see and figure it out and you were
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  Speaker 6: like whoa instead of just like hey dumb kid this
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  Speaker 6: is funny or you.
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  Speaker 3: Know i feel like they didn't do that as much
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  Speaker 3: back in the day really like i feel like kids
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  Speaker 3: properties in general then were but that one you know
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  Speaker 3: bringing in real writers right put it ahead of us.
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  Speaker 6: So i mean it has a bit of seriousness about
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  Speaker 6: it that i guess as a kid you just felt
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  Speaker 6: like you could kind of relate to and you know
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  Speaker 6: yeah kind of open your mind to like Figuring things out,
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  Speaker 6: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Out in the universe. I was mostly just obsessed with
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  Speaker 3: and creeped out by Sleestack. So that was most of
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  Speaker 3: my childhood.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I've got all the trivia. In case anybody doesn't know,
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  Speaker 6: I have a Facebook page called Fans of the Lost.
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  Speaker 3: What a nerd. What a nerd.
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  Speaker 6: I'm all about it. But there was only three Sleestack outfits.
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  Speaker 7: Hold on. Do you have any tattoos?
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  Speaker 6: That hasn't happened yet, and it's only because I don't
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  Speaker 6: really have that much tattoo space left.
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  Speaker 3: If you're not looking at him right now, he's got
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  Speaker 3: a lot.
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  Speaker 6: It's hard to say. I mean, there are places I
• 12:27
  Speaker 6: could get it, but you would never see him.
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  Speaker 3: There's a perfectly good forehead right there.
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  Speaker 7: You could just easily transform that into a.
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  Speaker 6: There you go.
• 12:34
  Speaker 7: Just put a fleece-like mask on one of your girls.
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  Speaker 3: Forehead space, I'm just saying. I hope to see.
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  Speaker 6: It could happen.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 3: You could post Malone this shit. Come on.
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  Speaker 7: You have some neck space.
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Sleece tag on your neck.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, just paint my whole face like one.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you've seen guys that do that kind of stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I recommend it, but hey, you're
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: free to do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 6: I'll even alter my speech, so I just kiss.
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  Speaker 3: That's me in public. Pretty much, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: That was me going through the model room earlier.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She bailed midway because there were people.
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  Speaker 7: There were so many of them.
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  Speaker 3: So many people. It has gotten super popular. Which is awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it is great. Cause every year I
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  Speaker 3: know anytime we talk to, you know, any of Dave
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  Speaker 3: and Bo and all of them, they're always like, everything's
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  Speaker 3: booked up, you know, next year they're already booked up
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  Speaker 3: on the, on the tables and stuff. But like the
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: crowds have continued to get bigger and bigger. And I
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: think from that comeback on coming back from pandemic stuff,
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  Speaker 3: it's just like, everybody's just like doubling down now. They're like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to, buy more models. I'm going to enter
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: more models in the contest. Like, I think everybody's just
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: super hyped about it now because they went for a
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  Speaker 3: year and didn't have anything and went for two years
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  Speaker 3: and couldn't go anywhere.
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  Speaker 6: I'm glad that it's happening now the way that it's
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: happening because there's not, you know, everything's kind of back
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  Speaker 6: to normal. Like, people will give you hugs and let
• 13:50
  Speaker 6: you put your arms around, arm around them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, not me. Don't touch me. Don't touch me.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, you're not wearing a mask. I'm just talking about, like,
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  Speaker 6: I got to, you get to interact with people as
• 13:59
  Speaker 6: to where, like this, my interaction with the stars would
• 14:02
  Speaker 6: have been lame if it was like, covid time yeah
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: you know meeting them with masks standing six feet away
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  Speaker 6: from them wouldn't quite be the same experience as having.
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  Speaker 3: A good time a little bit of crossover when they
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  Speaker 3: first started that and it's always kind of weird at
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  Speaker 3: that point it's like at this point let's just call
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: it like why bother i.
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  Speaker 7: Interrupted your story earlier i'm.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry oh that story oh i was just saying like
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  Speaker 6: the sleaze stacks which of course was probably one of
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  Speaker 6: the things that made that show so popular because all
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  Speaker 6: the kids were either scared or in awe.
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  Speaker 3: Both for me which were you oh i was like.
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  Speaker 6: Awesome They were so cool. It's so weird because people
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: are like, it's such a generic outfit, but to me,
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: it's still one of the coolest monsters that I remember
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: from when I was a kid. Even still, I like
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: the design.
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: I have no idea. Is that its name or is.
• 14:51
  Speaker 10: That its species?
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: It's the species.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: At some point, it just became Sleazebag.
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: Do they have individual names?
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: No. Except that we have from the future.
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: There's a guy named Enoch. It was a future version
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: of them. And he's a little bit different and he
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: could talk.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: I was obsessed with him too. I was just like,
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: because he brought such a weird element to it and,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: and was like, he brought the serious of his ancestors.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: You know, he was just.
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: Like, he was basically exactly a Spock character, but he
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: was like a higher intelligence and always had like words
• 15:22
  Speaker 6: of wisdom, which made.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: It even cooler. I thought that guy was cool.
• 15:25
  Speaker 6: But, um, what I was gonna say about the slea
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: stacks is there's supposed to be like this cave full
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: of them. And, uh, Because of the cost of everything,
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: they only had three costumes. And they were so tall
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: that they could only get NBA players to wear them. So, like,
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: all these famous or became famous NBA players played the
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: Slea Stacks. And every time you saw it, they would, like,
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: be popping out of cave holes. And it seemed like
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: you were just surrounded. But you only ever saw three
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: on screen at a time. Because, like, two would come
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: from over here. One would come over here. But there
• 15:54
  Speaker 6: was only ever three of you.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: That's a good trick, though. No, it worked. That is
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: an amazing trick. It worked out great.
• 15:59
  Speaker 7: Was Wilt Chamberlain ever a sleazebag?
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: He was busy hooking up. He didn't have time for that.
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: That is one of the only old-timey basketball players.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know much about sports ball.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: I don't, but I'll be the first to know.
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: But Bill Lambeer, who is apparently a very famous coach
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: and also.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Larry Bird.
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: I know three things about basketball. Larry Bird's one of them.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: This is a sports talk. Thanks for tuning in.
• 16:22
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 16:23
  Speaker 11: Larry Bird, Bobby Knight.
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: You're talking to the wrong guy about sports.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: We're the wrong group of people. It was Bobby Knight.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: In a sleaze tank.
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: It was Denny Crow.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Rest in peace.
• 16:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. That's, I mean, you have to give him
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: credit though. That's amazing planning. Like, that's what I always
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: say about any like older movies that like were super
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: low budget. It's like, if you can find a way
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: to make it work like it kind of makes it
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: more impressive oh i agree because you know now you
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: can cg whatever the hell you want and it looks
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: like it but like then you just had to be
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: creative and so that lack of money you look at
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: all those directors like their most impressive stuff most of
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: the time is like when they had nothing and they're
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: just scrapping be like all right how do we make
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: those work and it's like that brings out the creativity
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: in so many of these people.
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: Well it's funny i mean it was lower budget than
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: a movie but a lot of people see it now
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: and try to compared to today's center.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Like it's so cheesy. Well, for one thing, look at
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: any other show for kids. So, I mean, come on,
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: that gets a slower budget.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: Usually it wasn't low budget for television. Like apparently at
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: the time it was like the process that they used
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: to like superimpose them on the screens, like before what's
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: a green screen now was like this cutting edge technology
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: that that was one of the only TV shows doing that.
• 17:37
  Speaker 6: And so it was like new technology. And then like
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: some of the same people that did the Harry House
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: and stuff did the dinosaurs. So it's like, it was
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: like big time stuff. It wasn't just like, oh, here,
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: you know, this dumb version of this stuff. They had
• 17:52
  Speaker 6: real people on board, you know?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. People that actually knew what they were doing.
• 17:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: So, yeah. Again, that's the other thing that suckered me in. Dinosaurs. Like,
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: who doesn't like dinosaurs? No.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: Like, it had everything like a kid, especially at that time. Dinosaurs,
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: lizard people.
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: I like dinosaurs.
• 18:08
  Speaker 11: You know.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: I think that is part of the– Kind of a
• 18:11
  Speaker 6: space kind of element.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was definitely futuristic-y by the time you brought
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: the other dude in and the just weird technology that
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: would pop up sometimes literally.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: Like the time traveling and the loopholes and all that.
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: I mean there's a lot to it. And that's what's
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: impressive about it. People just kind of cloudily remember it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: But if you watch it, you're like, wow, there's a
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: lot to this as far as the stories go.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: A lot of impressive stuff.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: And I think for me when I was a kid,
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: like Holly was close to our age. She was a
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: little bit older.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: And then Will was older. He was like a teenager.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: He was older and playing a little younger.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Playing a little younger. But, I mean, the family dynamic
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: is really good if you watch the episodes. Like, it's believable.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: It doesn't seem hokey. Yeah. And, like, the way they
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: kind of bicker, and he looks out for her, but
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: same thing.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: But still is annoyed with her because it's his sister. Right,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: it's his sister.
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: They play all that stuff perfect. And, like, the dad
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: has always got the wisdom, and he's always looking out
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: for him. Like, that appealed to me when I was
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: a kid, too.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Brady Bunch fighting dinosaurs. Basically. Basically.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: And another interesting thing, because I'm a nerd, the first
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: year that that show came out, which was, like, in 74,
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: so I was only, like, 15.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I just go all around.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: I was only 25.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I just, yeah, I just, I'm like, look, I'm, like, 80.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Leave me alone.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: But apparently it was, like, the highest rated show on
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: television across the board, not just, like, Saturday morning.
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: So, like, adults were watching it, too.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Did it premiere at Saturday morning time?
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a Saturday morning time thing, but it
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: was so... Liked that it was popular.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Other than just with kids.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: That's impressive.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: So Namaste needs to watch an episode. Oh, come tomorrow.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: They're playing an episode.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: I have to work tomorrow.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: And doing a question and answer.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Here. Jobs are lame. I'm psyched about.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: I took the weekend off.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: For once.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: Because all I do is work.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: So for now, we'll take our break and we'll come
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: back with this week's guest. Very special guest.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: Other than Bill.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Obviously Bill.
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Does it get more special than me?
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Special.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: Holly told me I was special.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Wow. We all feel you're special, Bill.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: And I informed her that I was special aid.
• 20:14
  Speaker 10: I'm so glad that you're still with us.
• 20:19
  Speaker 12: Broken, but damn, you're still perfect. How are we going
• 20:40
  Speaker 12: to tell people that they need to join the Meltdown
• 20:50
  Speaker 12: Horror Club?
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: I think you just did.
• 20:54
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• 21:07
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• 21:10
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• 21:13
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• 21:17
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• 21:20
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• 21:23
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• 21:23
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• 21:26
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• 21:32
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• 21:35
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• 21:37
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• 21:39
  Speaker 3: dollars i'm good with wherever you can send us foreign
• 21:43
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• 21:46
  Speaker 3: it gets here two dollars fair enough plus you can
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: help us pick out the movies we're gonna watch we're
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: trying to decide every week we're like what the hell
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: are we gonna watch now We wouldn't have to do
• 21:58
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• 22:01
  Speaker 3: just give us a movie to watch because that's how
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: we get this list of movies that we're going through.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: That's one of the perks of joining the club. You
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: get to give us a movie and then we put
• 22:10
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• 22:13
  Speaker 3: and you can inflict horrible movies on us or when
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: we're talking about movies that you're like, why? Why are
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: they talking about that movie? You probably have a much
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: better movie in mind that we should be talking about
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: and you could give us that one. Get on it.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: $ 2 to, like, waste two hours of our lives.
• 22:31
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• 22:33
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• 22:37
  Speaker 3: See, I figured that out. I was trying. I'm fighting
• 22:40
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• 22:43
  Speaker 3: starving children's tone of, like, you know. That's why. I'm
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: trying not to do that every week. But I'm like,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: it always, anytime I have to pitch it, I start
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: feeling like, for only pennies a day, you. Yeah. could
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: keep these poor idiots from watching a dumb movie. You
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: could make them watch something good. Or vice versa.
• 23:03
  Speaker 14: Or make us watch something really terrible. We're fine either way.
• 23:06
  Speaker 14: We just need to know what to watch, but we
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• 23:10
  Speaker 3: And especially, we're trying to get a whole community going.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: We've got our fan page. Nobody cares about that. So then,
• 23:18
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• 23:21
  Speaker 3: a decent amount of people on there, but I still
• 23:23
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• 23:27
  Speaker 3: should be. So once you join the club, go over.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: It's on Facebook. I can't help it. They won't make
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• 23:36
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• 23:39
  Speaker 3: these ridiculous movies we're watching. Do it. Do it today.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Or tomorrow.
• 23:46
  Speaker 14: But in the relatively near future.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: That's our tagline? Yes. I don't think we've got to
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: fight Nike over that one.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: I hope not.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Do it today. Just do it sometime. I don't know, man.
• 24:01
  Speaker 14: Look, whenever you get around to it, we understand. Get
• 24:04
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• 24:06
  Speaker 12: Nike.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Somewhere that was a pitch meeting, probably. Do you really
• 24:11
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• 24:17
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• 24:26
  Speaker 12: Hit the weekend.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: At fun As my days.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: And my nights Join the club Marshall, Will.
• 24:41
  Speaker 15: And Holly On a routine expedition Met the greatest earthquake
• 24:48
  Speaker 15: ever known High on the rapids It's just a tiny
• 24:56
  Speaker 15: raft that plunges down, down a thousand feet below.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: It was the.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Land of.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: The lost. It was the land of the lost. When
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: I look all.
• 25:18
  Speaker 16: Around, I can't believe the things I found.
• 25:22
  Speaker 14: And now I've got to find my way.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I'm lost, I'm lost.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: Find me living in the land of the lost.
• 25:32
  Speaker 13: Lost, lost, lost, lost, lost, lost.
• 25:34
  Speaker 14: I'm living in the land of the lost.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: So with all this land of the lost discussion, how
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: about if we go talk to the man himself, Wesley Yor,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: who is, of course... Will Marshall from Land of the Lost. Plus,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: he was in several movies that I definitely want to
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: talk to him about. And then, just maybe, if you're lucky,
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: we'll get a special appearance from Holly. That's right, Kathy Coleman. Maybe.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: But for now, let's go talk to Wesley. So early on,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: were you interested in entertainment to begin with? Or was
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: it specific things? Because as you went on, you got into,
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: you know, theater and you went into TV and music.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: And so, like, initially, what were you drawn to?
• 26:25
  Speaker 11: When I was five years old in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, I
• 26:28
  Speaker 11: stood up on a table and said, I'm going to
• 26:30
  Speaker 11: be an actor. And they all looked at me like
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: I had come from another planet. They were all educators.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Mississippi. Hello.
• 26:37
  Speaker 11: You know, my dad left when I was two.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:40
  Speaker 11: And never came back. So I think I probably... Because
• 26:43
  Speaker 11: I think we go into careers where we need something.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 11: And I think I needed attention.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I think entertainment in general kind of pulls in very
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: specific types of people.
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Like you see them gravitate towards comedy to fill a
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: hole or, you know, drama to fill a hole.
• 26:58
  Speaker 11: When I played the oak tree in the, I think
• 27:01
  Speaker 11: the sixth grade, I was hooked. I just knew. I
• 27:05
  Speaker 11: knew that I needed to, okay, pardon this, branch out.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: This is an episode of puns. Well, that's the root.
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: Never mind.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: We're never going to stop.
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, no. I'll leave it alone.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so. But yeah, so I mean, as you got
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: into it, was there, I guess theatrical is usually the
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: easiest way as a kid for like school plays and stuff. Yeah.
• 27:28
  Speaker 11: And then I always wanted to be, do it. And
• 27:30
  Speaker 11: I started competing in high school and won a lot
• 27:33
  Speaker 11: of major awards and I won the Best Actor of
• 27:35
  Speaker 11: the Year Award in the United States with Northwestern University.
• 27:39
  Speaker 11: And then I went to New York. And my first
• 27:42
  Speaker 11: job was the American Shakespeare Festival at Stratford. I understudied
• 27:46
  Speaker 11: Ariel and the Tempest. And this was the most major
• 27:50
  Speaker 11: theater company in the United States at the time. And
• 27:55
  Speaker 11: I was understudying Ariel.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, I'm from Mississippi.
• 27:59
  Speaker 11: I didn't know about Shakespeare, but I had to audition.
• 28:02
  Speaker 11: And they said, you have to do two pieces. So
• 28:04
  Speaker 11: I went to the library and I learned two sonnets.
• 28:09
  Speaker 11: And I performed. It was all the Juilliard School of Music,
• 28:12
  Speaker 11: which is one of the best in the world. So
• 28:14
  Speaker 11: the head of Juilliard was producing it that year. They
• 28:17
  Speaker 11: were all Juilliard people. They hired me. And I finally
• 28:20
  Speaker 11: said to the guy, I said, why did you hire me?
• 28:23
  Speaker 11: He goes, Wesley, you were terrible in the Shakespeare. He said,
• 28:27
  Speaker 11: you blew it, but you were so funny. We said,
• 28:30
  Speaker 11: we have to spend the summer with that guy.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 28:33
  Speaker 11: But I got on stage at rehearsal at the Manhattan Club.
• 28:35
  Speaker 11: We rehearsed for a month in New York, and then we,
• 28:37
  Speaker 11: eight months in Stratford, Connecticut. So I went, all hail,
• 28:41
  Speaker 11: grave master, graves to hail, I come to answer thy
• 28:43
  Speaker 11: beck and call, be it to fly, to swim, to
• 28:45
  Speaker 11: dive into the fire. And they go, Wesley, not on
• 28:48
  Speaker 11: our stage. I go, what's wrong? They go, your accent.
• 28:51
  Speaker 11: I go, what accent? So they got this, Liz Smith
• 28:55
  Speaker 11: was this linguist from Juilliard, and every day for nine
• 28:59
  Speaker 11: months- I had classes.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Nine months.
• 29:01
  Speaker 11: Nine months.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: That's harsh.
• 29:02
  Speaker 11: And everybody was terrified of her. She was this big
• 29:04
  Speaker 11: bull of a woman. And she would go, instead of
• 29:08
  Speaker 11: going running and jumping, I had to go running, jumping, ghost.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Emphasis.
• 29:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah. Because I did not know there were consonants in
• 29:18
  Speaker 11: the English language.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, it's Mississippi. I live in Kentucky. What
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: do I know?
• 29:24
  Speaker 11: She terrified everybody. But she got drunk the last night.
• 29:27
  Speaker 11: When we closed down at Stratford, and she came up
• 29:29
  Speaker 11: to me and said, Wesley, darling, you said the most
• 29:31
  Speaker 11: regrettable experience I've had this entire summer here at Stratford
• 29:36
  Speaker 11: has been to make you lose that wonderful accent. So
• 29:39
  Speaker 11: I got rid of it. of my southern accent.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. I think if you do an
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: entire cast of Shakespeare full on southern accent, that's got
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: an appeal, right?
• 29:50
  Speaker 11: What happened is that actually the southern accent is the
• 29:52
  Speaker 11: exact accent when Shakespeare wrote the plays. People were talking
• 29:57
  Speaker 11: like this. And we know that because the immigrants that
• 30:00
  Speaker 11: came to the United States lived in the Appalachians, were
• 30:03
  Speaker 11: direct descendants from the English of that period, and they
• 30:06
  Speaker 11: were so isolated that it's the dialect is the same
• 30:10
  Speaker 11: as it was in Old England.
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: Interesting.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: See, look, we're learning things.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 30:14
  Speaker 11: So the British sort of upper, you know, everything, oh, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.
• 30:18
  Speaker 11: That's an affection, an affectation that happened after Shakespeare.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: When the cool people left and came to the Appalachian
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: and they just got crusty and you know boring in
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: england you know exactly exactly so i guess um as
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: far as crossing over into like well i would say
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: eventually film but you you got to tv and then
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: you end up in two different projects kind of simultaneously
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: so how did they both.
• 30:43
  Speaker 11: Come together at the same time well they were both
• 30:45
  Speaker 11: nbc shows so days of our lives and i got
• 30:47
  Speaker 11: that first are.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: They a little more forgiving because of that yes yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 11: Because they had to agree that Days of Our Lives,
• 30:53
  Speaker 11: for the three years I did Land of the Lost,
• 30:55
  Speaker 11: they let me do all my scenes in the morning first.
• 30:58
  Speaker 11: So the cast hated me. I was like, because I'd
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: go in, shoot my scenes, and leave. And then I'd
• 31:02
  Speaker 11: go over to Days of Our Lives, to Land of
• 31:04
  Speaker 11: the Lost, which is across the valley into Hollywood, Los Angeles,
• 31:08
  Speaker 11: from Burbank.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: That's a fun day. So it was interesting.
• 31:11
  Speaker 11: So in the morning, I'm crying that my girlfriend is
• 31:13
  Speaker 11: leaving me and... The mafia is after me, and I'm
• 31:15
  Speaker 11: having sexual problems. And in the afternoon, I'm going, run, Holly, run.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: There's a dinosaur.
• 31:20
  Speaker 11: So it was the best job.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Did you get mixed up and start talking about dinosaurs
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: in the middle of your mafia?
• 31:27
  Speaker 11: Well, I started talking about Dinah Shore.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Then you're fine, actually, given the time period.
• 31:32
  Speaker 11: Do you remember Dinah Shore?
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: I do, actually.
• 31:33
  Speaker 11: I actually did her show twice. I sang on her show, yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: See, that's big time right there.
• 31:38
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah, big time.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Dinah Shore. You don't get Dinah Shores anymore.
• 31:42
  Speaker 13: No.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Well, then, I mean, I guess you couldn't have been
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: prepared for the cultural impact of Land of the Lost. Well,
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: who knew? Yeah, I mean, did you even, how seriously
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: did you even take it at the time? Because, yeah,
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: it seems.
• 31:57
  Speaker 11: Land of the Lost was written by the Star Trek writers.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 11: David Gerrold was our head writer. He wrote Trouble with Tribbles,
• 32:02
  Speaker 11: created Tribbles. Walter Koenig, Chekhov, the original Chekhov, created Enoch,
• 32:06
  Speaker 11: the Talking Sleeve Sack, who was named after Gene Roddenberry.
• 32:09
  Speaker 11: Gene backwards. It was going to be Enig, but then
• 32:12
  Speaker 11: they changed it. It says two dead-ons, the Enig. Because
• 32:15
  Speaker 11: Gene Roddenberry was asked to be the head writer at first.
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: So Mike Westmore did all the monsters who did Star Trek.
• 32:22
  Speaker 11: And Kathy and I do the Star Trek convention in
• 32:24
  Speaker 11: Vegas at the Rio every year. We're the only show
• 32:26
  Speaker 11: they allow in other than Star Trek.
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: But who knew?
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, who knew?
• 32:30
  Speaker 11: But it was because the scripts are so good. Shakespeare said,
• 32:33
  Speaker 11: the story's the thing. The effects are 70s. There's no CGI.
• 32:37
  Speaker 11: So they're what they are.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Which, again, for old school fans, that's kind of better.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: I like it. I love practical. Oh, my God.
• 32:43
  Speaker 11: The blue screen instead of green screen. It's the first
• 32:47
  Speaker 11: time in history they melded the dinosaurs.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: We're in film.
• 32:50
  Speaker 11: We were in videotape. And they pushed them together all
• 32:53
  Speaker 11: at once. It didn't work the first. The first episode
• 32:56
  Speaker 11: didn't work. They called the Disney people in. All the
• 32:59
  Speaker 11: engineers started working on this. And by the second episode,
• 33:01
  Speaker 11: they were able to meld film onto the dinosaurs.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Video one yeah that's amazing well again it was kind
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: of pushing the envelope because people hadn't tried to do
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: you know other than films years ago but yeah nobody
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: especially on tv yeah yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 11: Totally state of the art and then.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: As far as like i was talking about this earlier
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: with bill like the the sleaze stack like i think
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: so many kids it was just like fascinated and traumatized
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: so i mean like when you saw those characters the
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: first time Again, what sort of response was it? Just like,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: is this going to work? Or was it like.
• 33:37
  Speaker 11: The third episode of the Sleaze Stack came in, the
• 33:40
  Speaker 11: ratings went through the roof. It became NBC's number one show.
• 33:43
  Speaker 11: Not Saturday morning, but number one show. And so Marty
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: Croft was telling me about that. But, you know, and
• 33:50
  Speaker 11: it's become part of the pop culture. It's referenced people,
• 33:54
  Speaker 11: tall people are called Sleaze Stack. Bill Lambert of the
• 33:57
  Speaker 11: Detroit Pistons, the bad boy of basketball, was a Sleaze
• 34:00
  Speaker 11: Stack when he was in college ball. And we, Kathy
• 34:03
  Speaker 11: and I, we, we, he was coaching the aces, the
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: women's basketball team in Las Vegas. And we surprised him
• 34:10
  Speaker 11: one day and showed up and he was like, and
• 34:15
  Speaker 11: we did all the photos. Well, cause he was a
• 34:18
  Speaker 11: bad book. You want, if you're a basketball fan, you
• 34:19
  Speaker 11: know how, how nasty Bill would be. And when, when,
• 34:23
  Speaker 11: when he, we finally left, he said, I got to
• 34:24
  Speaker 11: go back to coaching. And the head of the, the,
• 34:27
  Speaker 11: the league came up to us and said, you know,
• 34:29
  Speaker 11: I've known Bill since he was a college basketball player.
• 34:31
  Speaker 11: And I have never seen him smile so much.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: There you go. That's the effect of Land of the Lost. Well, then,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: that kind of poses an interesting situation for you as
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: you're coming out of that. Because you were already sort of, like,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: playing a younger character. And so, like, it's still a very,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: as lovable as the show is, it's a little cleaner than,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: you know, most things that you're going to get if
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: you're moving into film. Yeah. you end up going straight
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: into horror. Which one did you actually shoot first? Because
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: they both kind of released that year.
• 35:01
  Speaker 11: You mean Chomps?
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I was getting to that later. But like
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Jennifer and Toolbox Murders.
• 35:06
  Speaker 11: I did Toolbox.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: No, I.
• 35:08
  Speaker 11: Think I did Toolbox Murders first.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: That's a definitely much darker tone for you.
• 35:15
  Speaker 11: Stephen King once said, if you have to rent 10
• 35:18
  Speaker 11: movies for Halloween... Toolbox Murders is one of them.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Definitely.
• 35:21
  Speaker 11: I mean, it began the slasher genre at the end
• 35:25
  Speaker 11: of the 70s. And I got to play a very
• 35:29
  Speaker 11: evil character. And it was with Pamela Furtin, you know.
• 35:34
  Speaker 11: It was quite amazing.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Did you question it at the time? Because you're coming
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: from a pretty wholesome project.
• 35:39
  Speaker 11: No, I love it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: Because it's so dark by the time you get to
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: the end.
• 35:42
  Speaker 12: It was so dark.
• 35:43
  Speaker 11: And I had to beg Days of Our Lives to
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: let me do it.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 11: And it took me about two weeks to get out
• 35:48
  Speaker 11: of the character. I've never played that vicious and horrible
• 35:51
  Speaker 11: of a person, and I kind of got into it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 11: I tapped into the vicious, horrible part of me, and
• 35:57
  Speaker 11: it took me about two weeks to snap out of it.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: It's a harsh movie, and a weird layout, more or less,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: because it starts like one thing, and then you even
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: think you know where it's going, and then.
• 36:08
  Speaker 11: That's what's the great part about it.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Spoilers, if you haven't seen it, go watch it now.
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Cameron Mitchell is in it, and it's... Yeah.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: You think you know, more or less, what's going on,
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: but you can't figure out with your character, and then
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: it takes a hard turn, so.
• 36:18
  Speaker 11: Yes, and if you've watched the film, you'll remember, Joey, Joey,
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: burning bright, lit the night with firelight.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: I hope you don't have matches here. That's all I
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: have to say. If you're selling signed matches, there's a
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: problem going on. Well, and then, I guess that same year,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: more or less, by release anyway, Jennifer came out, and that...
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: You get the and credit. Was that like something negotiated?
• 36:44
  Speaker 11: No, they begged me to come do the show. They said,
• 36:46
  Speaker 11: we'll write a part for you. There wasn't a part.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: That explains it. Because I watched it and I was like,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: how come you're not in this more? Because I expected
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: more of you.
• 36:52
  Speaker 11: With Bert Convy and all these people, I get eaten
• 36:54
  Speaker 11: by snakes. It's like, it's Carrie with snakes.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: That's what I was going to ask. I was like,
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: it's cars. So were you actually driving any of that
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: car stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah. Because I figured, yeah, they
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: can't afford a ton of stuff.
• 37:05
  Speaker 11: Exactly. And it ended with this. We were in a
• 37:07
  Speaker 11: soundstage with a Mercedes convertible. And they had a real
• 37:11
  Speaker 11: boa constrictor. It was a bad girl that conjures snakes
• 37:15
  Speaker 11: to kill everybody in high school.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like most kids want to do.
• 37:19
  Speaker 11: This snake was so big, they could wrap this boa
• 37:22
  Speaker 11: around the Mercedes twice. They told us, stand at the doors,
• 37:26
  Speaker 11: because if the snake gets mad, boas can scoot very
• 37:32
  Speaker 11: fast across the ground. I did not know that.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: You don't mess with snakes of any sort.
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: I had one scene where I had snakes wrapped around
• 37:39
  Speaker 11: my head. And I'm screaming and stuff. And right before
• 37:43
  Speaker 11: I filmed that scene, they had a snake wrangler with
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: a big aquarium with different colored snakes. And they were
• 37:49
  Speaker 11: not poisonous. So the director said, I want that red,
• 37:51
  Speaker 11: you know, whatever color you want it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Visuals. We're just going for good visuals.
• 37:55
  Speaker 11: So I'm about to go film. And he says, well, here,
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: hold this snake. It was a gopher snake. Well, I'm
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: petting it like it's a puppy. Like petting a snake.
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: You know, snakes don't like.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: To be petted. Depends on how you get along with
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: a snake.
• 38:06
  Speaker 11: And this was a guy. His hands were all gnarled
• 38:08
  Speaker 11: from being bitten by snakes over the years.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: That's for sure.
• 38:11
  Speaker 11: So I'm petting the snake, and suddenly the snake rears
• 38:15
  Speaker 11: up and strikes at my face. And this guy reaches
• 38:19
  Speaker 11: his hand in, puts it over my face, and the
• 38:20
  Speaker 11: snake bites his hand. And then they say, Wesley, on
• 38:25
  Speaker 11: set time. I'm terrified. They are wrapping snakes around me.
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: I have to pretend like they're eating, killing me. That
• 38:32
  Speaker 11: wasn't hard to do. So I'm holding all these live
• 38:34
  Speaker 11: snakes all over me and I'm screaming, ah, like this stuff.
• 38:38
  Speaker 11: I scared, I scared the snake so bad they pooped
• 38:41
  Speaker 11: all over me. The smell, you cannot imagine how bad
• 38:44
  Speaker 11: it was. They said cut. I ran. I found a shower.
• 38:47
  Speaker 11: I jumped in. I'm washing the smell off and the
• 38:50
  Speaker 11: director goes, oh my God, Wesley, that was so fabulous.
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: We want to do it again. I go, no way.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Well, I mean, yeah, you don't, it seems
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: like that would be an issue for the studio. Like,
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: wouldn't they put your safety in? If for no other
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: reason than they have to finish the film, I guess
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: because you didn't have a major role. You wouldn't have
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: done that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 11: With your lead girl.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Jennifer wouldn't have been doing that.
• 39:11
  Speaker 11: No, we're just actors. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: We'll just roll him out of the way.
• 39:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, where's William Catt? We'll put William
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: Catt in.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Just bring him in.
• 39:19
  Speaker 11: David Castiel, yeah, have David come in. He's in the
• 39:21
  Speaker 11: next studio. Just go get him.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Well, yeah, I was not prepared for the end
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: of that either. But then, yeah, you mentioned the other one.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: That was the one that once I saw you were coming,
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: I was like, as much as I love land of
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: the lost, when I was a kid, I don't understand. No,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: I do. There's a list of everything that the movie
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: chumps start a guy named Brian, which is my name. Nobody.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't know any movies that had a Brian in it.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Who names their kid? Brian. So it's like, it's Brian.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: He's into dogs. I love dogs. He loves robots. He's
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: making robots. Who doesn't like robots in sci-fi?
• 39:57
  Speaker 11: And who doesn't like Valerie Bertinelli?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say. At the tender
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: age that I was, the one thing I knew was
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Valerie Bertinelli.
• 40:05
  Speaker 11: Hot, hot, hot Valerie Bertinelli.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, I was suckered in. Conrad D.
• 40:09
  Speaker 11: Jim Backus.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: And watching it now, I'm just like, this cast is amazing.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, how do you get all of these
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: people in this crazy movie about a robot dog?
• 40:19
  Speaker 11: It was Hanna-Barbera's first movie.
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: That was strange, too.
• 40:22
  Speaker 11: Which was Canine Home Protection Systems. I invent a mechanical
• 40:25
  Speaker 11: watchdog that's a watchdog. It looks just like my real dog.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Conveniently.
• 40:30
  Speaker 11: Conveniently.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Or not. As the end movie goes.
• 40:33
  Speaker 11: And I got to give Valerie her first big screen kiss.
• 40:35
  Speaker 11: I beat Eddie Van Halen. Thank you very much.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: No, thank you. We don't need him. All right. He's
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: pretty good at guitar. But you had robot dogs. That's
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: way cooler.
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, so, I mean, that's one of those, like,
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: it's such a weird layout, and you're dealing with a
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: really established director at that point.
• 40:53
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God, yeah. So, how serious was he taking it?
• 40:55
  Speaker 11: The guy who did Pete's Dragon.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like he, well, I mean, he did some of, like,
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: going back to that list, it's like some of these
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: classic films, and I'm just like, and he's doing this
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: robot dog movie. Like, how seriously was he taking it
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: at that point?
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: Oh, I was taking it serious.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Definitely.
• 41:09
  Speaker 11: I was so happy to have it.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But, yeah, and watching it now, it's such a weird,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: structure because so much of it is dogs running in slow-mo.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I did not remember as a child.
• 41:20
  Speaker 11: If you watch the movie, they decided after we filmed
• 41:23
  Speaker 11: the movie, instead of a G rating, they wanted a GP.
• 41:25
  Speaker 11: So what they did was the dog's voiceover, the dog's talk,
• 41:30
  Speaker 11: they added a little cursing.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: There's that one dog. Your dog doesn't even talk. It's
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: the random dog next door talks.
• 41:35
  Speaker 11: And he says some curse words so they could get
• 41:37
  Speaker 11: a GP rating. They thought it would give them a
• 41:39
  Speaker 11: bigger audience at the time.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Oh. But yeah, I mean, I guess going into that
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: with the Hanna-Barbera thing, how did they approach you as like,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: this is a Hanna-Barbera project, but not really?
• 41:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it was their first movie, their first live action movie.
• 41:55
  Speaker 11: And they called me and I came in and did it.
• 41:57
  Speaker 11: So it was great.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so much fun. Again, it's a weird movie now,
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: but I loved it at the time and it was
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: fun to kind of revisit it lately. All right. Well,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: you guys are actually kind of overwhelmed this weekend, so
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: that's amazing. Are you doing this quite often now? Has
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: it become a big push?
• 42:15
  Speaker 11: Well, Kathy Coleman, who played my sister, who is creeping
• 42:18
  Speaker 11: around the corner.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: You can come say hello if you'd like.
• 42:20
  Speaker 11: You can come say hi. Hello, Kathy Coleman. She just
• 42:23
  Speaker 11: had her lunch, so here. Say hi.
• 42:26
  Speaker 10: I'm just swallowing the rest of my french fries, but
• 42:28
  Speaker 10: I wanted to say hello.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Who doesn't love french fries?
• 42:31
  Speaker 11: Marshall, Will, and Holly on a routine expedition met the
• 42:37
  Speaker 11: greatest earthquake ever known. High on the rapids, it struck
• 42:43
  Speaker 11: their tiny rafts. Plunged them down a thousand feet below to.
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: The land of the lost.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: To the land of the lost.
• 42:59
  Speaker 11: And then Grumpy the Dinosaur goes, roar.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Flashbacks. Everyone's having flashbacks right now.
• 43:06
  Speaker 11: Holly with her blonde pigtails and her red and white
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: check shirt.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: We were talking about that earlier, actually, out there, like
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: how influential you kind of were, and a girl doing
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: action at the time. There were tons of little girls
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: that didn't really have that on any other shows out there.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Was that something that occurred to you then?
• 43:24
  Speaker 10: No, not at the time, but I did sit on
• 43:27
  Speaker 10: a panel at one of these conventions that I do,
• 43:30
  Speaker 10: and I was with all these, like, women of sci-fi,
• 43:35
  Speaker 10: and they were women that were kind of the heroes
• 43:39
  Speaker 10: in the show on some level or they were sort
• 43:42
  Speaker 10: of the sensual woman of the show and they were
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: all my age today but when they started on their
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: tv series they were in their 20s so they had
• 43:52
  Speaker 10: cute outfits and and everything to wear and there i
• 43:55
  Speaker 10: was sitting there in my corduroys and my checkered shirt
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: thinking i wasn't like a sex symbol of any kind
• 44:04
  Speaker 10: but then somebody pointed out that I was one of
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: the first girls to have a role where I was
• 44:11
  Speaker 10: in control of my decisions and I helped the family.
• 44:15
  Speaker 10: I was a problem solver. And it made me realize
• 44:20
  Speaker 10: I did. I did a lot of stuff on that show.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And before you saw that, you know, it's like,
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: we see, you see, you know, Ray is the lead
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: in your Star Wars now, but it's like, we didn't
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: really have that. You were lucky to kind of cram
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Princess Leia in there a little bit, but like you,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: you were equally as involved in the adventures as Will was.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's like, it's crazy. It was really fun.
• 44:40
  Speaker 10: And yeah, it was cool. Good stuff.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what, yeah, I was, I was kind of
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: asking him what, what, This has become, do you guys
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: do this pretty regular now? And if so, can people
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: like keep track to where you'll be coming up?
• 44:53
  Speaker 10: On Facebook, we usually post the shows that we're doing.
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: This year, exceptionally busy. And I kind of think it's
• 45:00
  Speaker 10: going to go into next year as well because it's
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: our 50th next year. But this year, I think we're
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: doing about 13 shows where normally we do maybe eight,
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: something like that.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of shows out there, but it gets overwhelming. So, yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 10: I would do one every couple of weeks if I could.
• 45:20
  Speaker 10: I love them. We're interacting with people. We have met
• 45:25
  Speaker 10: some of the nicest people here in Kentucky.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: You have such a fan base. It's crazy. It is
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: the love that they have for these characters that, yeah,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: I would assume... Follows you everywhere you go.
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: It does because it's these like-minded people. And we all
• 45:40
  Speaker 10: grew up in a certain era that no longer exists.
• 45:43
  Speaker 10: It can never exist again.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 10: And it's just people clinging to a beautiful memory. And
• 45:52
  Speaker 10: it's an honor to be a part of that memory
• 45:55
  Speaker 10: for people. But a lot of it was the same
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: stuff that we shared in, too.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:59
  Speaker 10: I had the poster of David Cassidy on my wall.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, I was.
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: I was all into all that stuff.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: And that guy was trying to steal his job. I know.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I know. We didn't even get to that.
• 46:08
  Speaker 11: But, yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: So, yeah. I wrote my book explaining that my life
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: has been just like everybody else. I just have a
• 46:19
  Speaker 10: different job.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: Because people, when I was in school and stuff, I
• 46:24
  Speaker 10: remember kids would say, well- It must be easy for
• 46:27
  Speaker 10: you being a movie star. First, I had to correct
• 46:30
  Speaker 10: them and say I'm not a movie star. I was
• 46:32
  Speaker 10: on television.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I hang out with dinosaurs, though. Yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 10: But yeah, you know, we had all the same struggles
• 46:40
  Speaker 10: and strife that everybody else has had. It's just really
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: all it's. how you pick yourself up after those moments, you.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Know, plan on going into that. Like how did you
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: end up in the show?
• 46:52
  Speaker 10: My mom, you know, people, when I was a kid
• 46:55
  Speaker 10: would say, you need to get that. It's because you
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: know what? It doesn't matter what I do or where
• 47:01
  Speaker 10: I am in life with a job or what have you.
• 47:04
  Speaker 10: I'm an entertainer, and that's what I'm going to do
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: wherever I go. I could be flipping burgers, and my
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: feet are going to be dancing at the bottom of
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: the stove.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Land of the Lost themed restaurant. Wait a minute. I
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: think we're on this thing.
• 47:17
  Speaker 10: Smilax.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Toronto burgers. We can Hanna-Barbera crossover.
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: Hold on.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that was all. I just wanted to see
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: if there was a way for people to come find you. Yeah, Facebook.
• 47:29
  Speaker 10: Facebook, we usually post the conventions that we're going to
• 47:32
  Speaker 10: be attending as soon as we get the go-ahead.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: From the promoter. We will then post them and let everybody,
• 47:40
  Speaker 10: you know, have a chance to come down and exchange
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: some energy with us. It's fun.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Come hang out.
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: We give out a ton and the people give it
• 47:49
  Speaker 10: right back to us. So it's just we're getting rejuvenated
• 47:53
  Speaker 10: throughout the whole day. It feels great.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: And you get to climb a raft every few minutes
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: and pretend to go down a waterfall.
• 47:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that just keeps us in shape.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Well, this has been fun. So thank you for joining
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: in and giving your take on it. And yeah, definitely
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: you've seen the love when people come find you. So yeah,
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be sure to encourage everyone to come
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: find you and come out to the shows.
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: And order my book on Amazon.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Definitely. Is that the best way or do you have
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: a website?
• 48:18
  Speaker 10: Run, Holly, run.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Okay. Definitely. Go get the book. Thank you. Thank you.
• 48:25
  Speaker 11: You know, that was Saturday morning for kids. Time doorways
• 48:28
  Speaker 11: and matrices and doppelgangers and stuff.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: You know, David Gerrold, he was our head writer. He
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: told the writers, D.C.
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: Fontana and all those writers, he said, we're not going
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: to write a Saturday morning show. We're going to write
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: a sci-fi show that airs on Saturday morning. But it's
• 48:44
  Speaker 9: not a kid's show. And that's why, I mean, I
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: know that the effects look hokey and stuff. It's the 70s,
• 48:50
  Speaker 9: you know, CGI. But it's the stories. I mean, you know,
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: that's pretty heady for a kid's television program.
• 48:56
  Speaker 11: And that's why it still has.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: A cult following. Hello, this is Caroline Munro and you're
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Movie Meltdown Fraulein Mueller is alarmed At.
• 49:16
  Speaker 16: The scratches on her arm And the German homework Is
• 49:23
  Speaker 16: late again Oh no.
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: She's a sweet stack She's a sweet stack.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: She's a sweet stack She's a sweet stack I've got
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: one thing I was going to discuss that I wasn't
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: sure if you've seen any of lately. I know years
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: ago you'd watched, but if we're just playing the, what
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: have you been watching lately? Not a movie, but definitely
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: has tons of movie tie-ins. The fact that Riverdale's still
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: on is amazing. How far back has it been since
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: you've seen any of it? Season one?
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: The last time I saw it is when Dylan from
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: 90210 got shot.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: That's a long time ago. And it's weird how essential
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: he was and you still feel him missing from the show.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: It's a shame, man, because he was pretty cool. And
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: you can tell how much everybody on the cast loved
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: him because they still... bring up his character and like
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: find a way to reference him like regularly where normally
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: there would have been just some like jerk that like
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: got me too out of the show. They just never
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: mentioned him, but like everybody still loves Luke Perry. So,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: but no, it, I remember last season I was watching
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: and it sort of went through this. They already did
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: like last season, season ago, they did this weird time
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: jump where they jumped ahead into the future, like seven years.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: That sounds complicated.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Which is interesting.
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: So do they start playing ages that are more appropriate?
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say. So then they
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: all caught up with how old they really are instead
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: of pretending they're in high school, which is why this
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: new thing is even weirder. So yeah, they did a
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: time jump. And normally that I feel like would kill
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: most shows. It was, again, I feel like a lot
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: of people probably were annoyed. I enjoyed it. Like I
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: still feel like they found a way to make that work.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: So were they pretending that the other part of the
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: show was earlier or are we now in the future future?
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: It doesn't make any sense. Because at one point they
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: referenced like a current movie being out, which would put
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: it as real time. But then with the time jump,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: now that doesn't match. So like they've created an altering
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: universe or something. I don't know. It makes no sense.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: So I think they weren't planning on this when they did.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: we're trying to pin down, are we now, are we not?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: So they were more or less a current show at
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: the time until we get to this new season. So
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: that's a whole new weird thing. But yeah, I was losing,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I think, I don't know if I just was doing
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: something else or they switched days or something, but the
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: end of the last season, I didn't know what was
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: going on and was missing episodes. So I was like,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I'll just wait and catch up on it later. But
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: I know at some point the entire town got hit
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: by a comet. Again, I love the insanity of this show.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Was there space bimbos involved? Probably. They are very sexualized
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: on that show. I don't know if you remember, but
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: it has continued to get more and more sexual every episode. So,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: I didn't even see that. I was trying to catch
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: up over the summer, whatever break we're calling in between seasons.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: And I still didn't. I was like, well, I'm just
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: going to jump in and watch this one. So, as
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: they got hit by a comet, it threw them all
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: back in time. They are now in actual Archie times.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: It actually is taking place in the 50s with all
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: the Archie characters still being Archie. And originally, Jughead remembered
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: and knew that this was weird. And then by the
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: end of that first season, his brain sort of reset too.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: And now none of them realize it. And it's really weird.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: But it's interesting because we know this is the end
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: of the show. So it gives them this nice way
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: to cap it off. And they get to be super
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: old school about the Archiness of it. Which, again, is
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: pretty minimal compared to the weird... everybody's horny and wanted
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: to get laid and nothing but high, like tons of
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: horror and sci-fi references. So it's, it's just become a
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: weird horror themed thing this last season with a weird
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: 50 spin on it. So I'm kind of loving it.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: But this last one though, I was going to tell
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: you about the, the extra movie tie. And actually the
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: one before that, I think they, Veronica buys the local
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: movie theater because she's rich and she does those sorts
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: of things. And she starts running it. And then she like,
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Her parents are trying to screw her over because that's
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: what they do through the entirety of the show. So
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: they basically won't put in the word and nobody will
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: get her current movies. So all the movies of the
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: moment that she would be showing, they now won't give
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: her copies of. So the only thing she can find
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: is the crawling eye. So Jughead's like, well, you know,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: William Castle, that shit. So they put on that nobody
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: wanted to come see the crawling eye. So she created
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: a special 4D experience. which is time and the nerdy
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: kid trying to tell her that and she's holding shut up.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: So it's a special three-dimensional where they made giant beach
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: balls into giant eyes and attached them to people and
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: people came out and messed with the audience and it
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: was a full William Castle experience. And I was like,
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: all right, that's already movie geek points. I love that.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: This last one, it's like it crosses over into Halloween times.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: They're playing, well, they get there, they're having like a
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Halloween party at the theater. They're playing a song and
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, I know that song. And I have
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: to look it up. I'm like, cause I know I'm like,
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: that's more recent, right? It's a squirrel nut zipper song
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: that they're playing. And I was like, okay, whatever. I'm like, that's,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: that's a weird loophole. So then they get up on
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: stage and there's four coffins up there. And as it
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: kicks in, the one opens up and she comes out
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: and she's doing the floor show from Rocky Horror. Hell yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: So each of them, Each one opens up. It's each
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: one of the four. They all do line for line.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: The lines from the floor show. And then Veronica shows
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: up in like full tux and top hat and does
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: the Frank. All of the Frank performance. Word for word.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Like they don't even doctor it so that it matches
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: what's going on here exactly. Which I was like, this
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: is weird. So number one, you know, Rocky dork. I'm
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: all for that. But at the same time, I was like, well,
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: they've also like, because they're in this weird alternate universe.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: That they've been thrown back in time. I guess things
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: from modern era could creep in and you could be
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: listening to Squirrel Nut Zippers in the 50s now. I
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: don't know. It was a weird, weird world. And one
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago was like a Tales from
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: the Crypt episode. Like they literally, he's working at a
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: comic book place and they did a knockoff. They even
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: had a knockoff Crypt Keeper guy that was like the
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: janitor for the school. And he went around, he's like
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: the key keeper or something. He like goes around and
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: they do nothing but horror. like little snippet stories throughout the,
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, if you're not watching it, it's a
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: hell of a lot of fun. Do not plan to
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: take it seriously.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: I have not seen this show at all.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: It is so much fun.
• 56:00
  Speaker 7: I've been trying to get caught up on the Orville.
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: I don't know if I talked about that.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, but I can talk about the
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: Orville cause the Orville is impressive and I wanted to
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: write it off because of our lead dude, because I'm
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: pretty iffy on him in general as a writer. And
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: as an actor, he's even weirder.
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: I'm okay with his writing, but yeah, his acting, he's
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: not believable as like a leading man.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But you can tell that's like all he wanted
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: to do as a kid. Like you can tell when
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: we get into that. Like he was raised on Next Generation.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: And like you can feel it in him. Like all
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: he wanted to do, he's sitting at home as a
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: little kid going, I just want to be Captain Picard. Like.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Because they do these episodes and it is full-on Next
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Generation geekery. It is just so paying tribute in an
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: over-the-top kind of way. It felt like in the beginning
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: it was supposed to be kind of a joke. It
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: was supposed to be like, what if it was like
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Star Trek, only funny? And then real quick he was like,
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: except I kind of just want to write Star Trek episodes.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: And it got really serious pretty quick. And every once
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: in a while they throw in something funny. kind of funny,
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: but for the most part, it's just serious sci-fi.
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: And there's a lot of times where, because usually when
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: you have a show like this, you're like, you know,
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: nine times out of ten, you're going to get like, oh,
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: it's going to have a happy ending, everybody's.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Going to be happy. Not necessarily.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: No, not in the Orville. And it's fantastic, and I
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: love it, but there's some things I'm just like, whoa,
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: that would not fly today.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Well, and just in general, the stuff that they're, I
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: guess we'll give Seth a little credit, that he's willing
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: to tackle that real Star Trek would not touch. But
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: it's one of those things, like, there's certain episodes that
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, they're just glossing over. Because, like, let's
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: be real. I'll throw out a scenario. Do you know,
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: at least enough about Star Trek, they have the, like,
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: room that you can go in and you plug in
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: your thing and it makes, like, a fake, you know,
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: you're in a casino. Or you're in the thing they
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: always went into. Simulator. Yeah, simulator of, like, a fake world.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Apparently not.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Well, they have that. And you go in and you
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: type in your little computer program and it just three-dimensionally
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: makes real people and an entire immersive world that you're into.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: Is this Logan's run?
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: More or less. But, real world question, if you had
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: access to that, where would you be almost immediately?
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: Land of the Lost.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, after you did your Land of the Lost simulator.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: I feel like, much like every technology that's ever happened,
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: specifically computer-based, the first thing on the forefront of it
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: is pornography. So as soon as people had access to that,
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: be like, and I'm getting laid. And like, so that
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: they would be creating programs around that. They do that
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: in the Orville. They have one where the guy is
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: like basically obsessed with porn in this immersive version. And
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: he keeps going there to so much that it's ruining
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: his marriage. And I'm like, this is a real thing
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: to tackle. Like, this is a real kind of shit
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: that like, deal with and like you're putting it in
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: this goofy sci-fi show but like no way in hell
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: would Star Trek touch that so it's like this is
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: the kind of stuff that I'm impressed that they're willing
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: to go there. And there's several other weird topics that
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: I'm like, ooh, most shows would not go down this road.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: And they say, screw it, and they do it anyway.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: So I'm impressed with the Orville. As much as Seth
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: is an iffy leading man, the rest of the cast
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: is solid. Yeah. What was it?
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Alara. I loved Alara.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: Alara?
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: Did I get her name wrong? I.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: I finished season three. I was going to say, it's
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: been a while since I've seen the first season, but yep.
• 59:34
  Speaker 11: Alara.
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: She was the cutest little badass alien chick.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: It's, it's, yeah, I'm surprised how impressive it is just
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: story-wise more than anything. And the effects are solid too
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: for a TV show. Like again, I guess it's just
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: because technology is caught up in even lower budget TV shows.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Not that this one's that low budget, but compared to
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: like film quality, like it, pretty close sometimes like i'm
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: surprised how well this you know tv show that was
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: on an extra network now i think it's like a
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: streaming network i was like usually that cuts your budget
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: even more that like looks pretty good so i don't
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: know across the board i'm pretty impressed with it there's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: some geeky talk have you watched anything geeky lately.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: Have i have i watched anything geeky no i keep
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: watching documentaries about crazy churches.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Cults are you trying to start one I wish I could.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Because I kind of, I'm surprised you haven't already, really.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I joined the cult of buckies.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: I probably could start a cult, but I just don't
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: like talking to strangers, you know?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: See, that's why I've given up on most of these things.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just like interacting with people, let alone regular humans.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: Ugh.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: And like, you know, cult leaders kind of feed on
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: dumb people. I kind of get annoyed by it.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So, I guess I'm out. This all makes sense.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You just need to back one, I guess. Find
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: some dupe that you can puppet master.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: The only thing I've seen that's newer to me, that's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: somewhat recent, that's nerdy, have you seen Psycho Gorman?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: I know of it. I've not watched it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: Hilarious. It's basically about this little girl that I don't
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: know if it's a demon, but there's like a crystal
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: that gives us its power, but she has it. So
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: she has power over this thing, and she's like this
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: little brat. And she's telling this earth-destroying demon what to do.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: It's funny as hell. I liked it. Just check it out.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: One more for the list. Anything else we need to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: attack while we're here?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 13: Nope. The clones.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Your favorite film? Is that what you're saying? Attack of
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: the Clones is your favorite film?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: I defend it more than most people. I like the
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: end of it. It is just a big, dumb pulp. movie.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: Which one is it?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: It's the second of the prequels. Which, at the end,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: there's a giant.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: Is that the one with the forearm robot? And the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: dinosaur monsters?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's what I'm saying. By the end, it's just like.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: I can't keep them straight.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: It's like... What's his name that goes to Mars? What's
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: that dude that goes to Mars?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: Bruno Mars?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Bruno Mars, exactly.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: John Carter?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: There we go. It's like John Carter from Mars. It
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: really is like old-timey pulpiness that's like... Cash.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: Cash money.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, it's just big, dumb pulp fun. And, like,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: if you told me you could have a whole big
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: arena with giant monsters and then a whole bunch of
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: dudes with lightsabers show up to have a fight and
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Boba Fett's there, I'm like, hell yeah, this is all
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: the best thing I've ever heard of. Fair. It's all there. Like,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: you know, you just got to weed through a whole
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: bunch of other crap that comes with it. But you
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: get those moments when I'm like, eh, this part's pretty
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: fun to me. Yeah. Yeah, I'll ride out that last half.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of fun.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: As long as I can sell a toy, it's cool.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: That's why they make movies.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: At this point, that's pretty much where we're at now, yeah.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: I think it's always been that way by design.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: Pretty much.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: And we were just suckered.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: We fell for it every time.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: And I still fall for it.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: They were slow getting started. I feel like toys were
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: hard to come by for geeky stuff in the early days.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: So you get that like, Star Trek kind of wading
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: in and they started making a little bit of stuff
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: for those guys. And then by the time you get
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: to Star Wars, they went, oh. oh, no, this is
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: what we do.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 11: This is how we do this now.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: I was thinking more specifically of the 80s when everything was.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Designed to sell. By the time you get there, that's
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: Why they made He-Man, right?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, it is.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: And G.I.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Joe.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 15: G.I.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Joe, Transformers. My little pony.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: They got my number.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Take your pick. It's like everything is made.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 11: G.I.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: Joe literally made those cartoons to sell the new stuff
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: coming out.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 11: How many G.I.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: Joe figures do you own?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. We don't even have to go there.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: I have a whole room full of only Cobra stuff.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: There's so much G.I. Joe stuff, I can't even collect G.I.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Joe.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: I just got the bad guys.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: You had to narrow it down.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: I mean, there's that much stuff. It's outrageous.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: A lot.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: I have definitely over 100 individual Cobra guys.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: Are they still in the package?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, God, I'm not that guy.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: I like to display shit.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I've gotten away from. There's a few things I remember
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: buying back when, again, that second wave of Star Wars pushed.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I need these, and I'm not
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: going to open them.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: And then later, I'm like, now I have a box
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: somewhere of just unopened figures sitting stored away that I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: haven't looked at in 20 years.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: Same thing. I've got storage containers of boxes.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, why? Why did I do that?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: Because everybody thinks one day.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: And they are.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: How many sealed Jar Jar Binks figures do you have?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Zero. I can thankfully say zero. Do I have prequel-y stuff? Yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: I definitely got a Darth Maul. I got the cool
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: stuff when it first came out. But yeah, that wave
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: was the tail end of it. I was already getting
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: to the point of like, I can't afford to buy
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: crap anymore. Oh, yeah, no.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: As a matter of fact, I was kind of into
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: Star Wars collecting at that time. Kind of. It was
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: so bad, it made me turn on them.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like a lot of people at different
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: points have turned on Star Wars.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 6: And it... It started to be that way with G.I.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Joe.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: I mean, not that I don't still love the old stuff.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: I still love you, G.I. Joe.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 6: Don't take it personally.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, they're putting out all this cool new
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: stuff that costs more than buying vintage stuff. And it's like,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: I can't keep up. And they keep blasting it out.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: It's too much. It's just way too much. Yeah. I
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: can't even... I can't even keep up with any of it.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: So it's like, I'm at a point where I'm just like,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: you know what?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 11: Nah.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Now I just go for weird stuff. So I'm still
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: movie dork, but I try to find where does the weird...
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: stuff crossover with movie dork enough that i was telling
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: misty earlier while we were walking around because i saw
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: something that looked like a chalkware frankenstein that was really
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: expensive and i was just like i'm the kind of
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: guy that likes chalkware because of the cheesiness of it
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: and then once i was like but i'm like normally
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: it's just like a weird looking dog or some sort
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: of character that i don't know what the hell it
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: is and then the other day i found one that
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: was king kong and i was like And I have
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: to buy this.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 6: New collection.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: It crossed over. And I'm like, movie geek and old
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: school weird geek crap.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: I forgot to mention that Frankenstein had a cape.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: He is badass. If it wasn't so expensive, I would
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: totally be in the hole on that one. But he's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: out of my price range. I am too poor for that.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: I was pushing it on King Kong. Kong was too much.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Because usually the paint job, by nature, chalkware looks like crap.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: So that was the way they did it. This one
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: was like. It's old.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: It's old, too. So it's probably been dropped a half
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: a dozen times.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: There's jeans everywhere. The fact that this wasn't broken, which
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: it should have been. by this time. It's from the 50s,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: I think it said. And supposedly the original paint job.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: And it looks amazing. So I'm like, damn it, I'm
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: going to have to go for this.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: And you didn't take a picture?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, I have pictures on me right now. I'm that
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: kind of dork too. But yeah, so it's surprising how
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: well that one has held up and how good it
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: looks compared to, I went on eBay and I was like,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: the paint job on these look like garbage. So like
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: the same mold is out there somewhere, but whoever they
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: hired to paint this, they paid and Hobo booze or
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: something because, yeah, this is, yeah, the one I got
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: somehow looks good. So that's the kind of dorky stuff
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I'm buying. Hobo booze.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: Hobo booze. Booze, booze, whatever.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: I referenced that because someone I know told me that's
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: how they got hit up the other day. There was
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: a dude hanging out in front of the liquor store.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: And it went from, it wasn't just standard, like, give
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: me a dollar. It was like, hey, can you get
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: me something? And the guy was way more of a sport.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not talking to you. Go away. he
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: was just like, oh yeah, what do you want? You
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: want like a beer or something? He was like, um,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: a couple of shots. And he was like, all right.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: And then he specifically launched into which kind of booze
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: that he wanted. He named a brand and like, yeah,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: for a bum asking for booze. And when he came
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: out and he was just like, he handed him the
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: bottle that he specifically asked for. And he went, um,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: can you do me a favor? And he's like, no,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: I just did it. So, Hobos are still out there
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: looking for booze is my takeaway on that. So just
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: know that. Indeed. Yeah, Joe and that in the world.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: Watch out.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: I'm a hobo looking for booze.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: I believe it, kind of. But you're more of a
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: will work for toys kind of a thing.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: Will work for sleaze stacks. Facts.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: No, because that'll run out quick. There's only three. It
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: won't last you very long. There's only three.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: They keep running around in different directions.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Maybe toys.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: Well, it's funny because, you know, you talk about the
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: weird stuff you collect. And I was trying to get
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: into like stuff that's kind of rare. Like that's a
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: little bit. Less accessible. And like Land of the Lost
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: was before the Star Wars thing. So there's not really
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: a whole lot of collectibles. It's very limited. And the
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: things that they do have are almost all carded rack toys.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Because they were way cheaper.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: They would take some generic plastic thing that had nothing
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: to do with the show like moon spinners or like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: a periscope. And then they would just slap a tag
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: on it like a cardboard header and be like SC.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: on TV and I mean it sounds awful but that's
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: what there is and you bought it all outrageously expensive
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: oh of course because it's rare.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Of course it is now I mean and you bought
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: it all oh.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: They're not that easy to find I only have three
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 6: and there's probably.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: Like 12 at least.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: Different things.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: The kind of people that would slap it on the
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: back of a knockoff pinball machine. Exactly.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: I say that because you had one in your bag earlier.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: I got it signed. That's one of the ones you had.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, those toys were literally made for a
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 6: kid to beg at the grocery store because they were
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: so cheap. They were made to go home, open up,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: goof around with, and then just discard. Break it. Yeah,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: so there's not.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: 20 minutes is broken. That stuff just.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: Doesn't exist if you can find it. And if you look,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: they did that with, like, Everything marketable, like Bionic Woman,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: Charlie's Angels, all the superheroes.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: See, that's what I'm saying. At that point, they were
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: just trying to figure it out.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: They were just sticking it on everything.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: It's not until you get to George Lucas comes along
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: and signed the deal and went, I'm going to make
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: toys and this is where my fortune is going to
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: come from. But before that, everybody else was like, I
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: think we can sell some of this stuff. Because you
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: do see toys, again, here more than anywhere. They have
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: super old school stuff.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 6: You need this pair of Steve Austin shoelaces.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you get to that stuff.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: That ties into the show, right?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: 50s and 60s and even the 70s where they're still
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: just sort of wading in and being like, how about
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: a Man from U.N.C.L.E. board game? Sound like a thing?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Because I saw one of those recently and I'm like, yeah, sure.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: So it's got like weird original artwork and it's pieced
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: together with photos from the show.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 6: It is unbelievable how many like old TV show board games.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: Dukes of Hazzard.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: Or it's a Dukes of Hazzard because I'm pretty sure.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: There's a Land of the Lost. One of the few
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: marketed things that they had out there.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Board games. I'm telling you. Which is weird because now
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: there's such a weird board game thing that I guess
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: then they were just pushing it and people were only
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: kind of half buying them. But yeah, that's one of
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: the things they made.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: People were a lot more bored back then. You might
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: sit around and play a board game.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Sad.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: Fantastic. Sad.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: I'm surprised you're not wearing the Crocs today.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: I had them on yesterday.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: You tied your shoes for this event.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 11: I did.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: I put boots on. I shaved my little pointy goatee.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Did not scare Holly.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 7: I thought you were going to say you shaved your toes.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: I shaved my toes. Just for this special occasion.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: That's something I just saw recently.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: Bill shaved toes?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: No, not that, thankfully. But I'm assuming at some point,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: I thought you brought it up a long time ago,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: that you'd seen Idiocracy.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 7: I've never seen Idiocracy.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Oh. Well, I hadn't for years. And, like, I finally
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: got around to watching it. But it was online the
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: other day that they brought up that I think when
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: I watched that I didn't notice. But, like, they do this,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: you know, the genius of pinning down stupidity of mankind
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: that Mike Judge specializes in, as we all know. And, yeah,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: so this is, like, you know, mankind goes horribly wrong
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: in current days or when the movie was made. And
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: then we jump into the future and see, like, only
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: the stupidest people are breeding and the entirety of.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: It has come true.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We live in the idiocracy times, but like the
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: point in fact is at the time they were trying
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: to figure out, like they didn't have a ton of
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: money for that movie. So they were trying to like
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: come up with basic stuff for like, you know, props
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: and costuming and whatever. And they've found this up and
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: coming shoe company and they were like, ah, good enough.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Just go with that. It's Crocs. They're all wearing these
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: weird orange prison colored Crocs. And I was just like,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: oh my God, we have caught up with it. We
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: are the idiocracy now. So. Crocs, that's the end of
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: the days.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: Well, did you see that one? I think it was
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: called Don't Look Up.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of that same, similar, only a little,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: a little preachier about it.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: That was my issue with that. I was like, and
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  Speaker 3: I don't even, again, it's like, I don't even disagree
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  Speaker 3: with what you're saying. I just don't like preachy way
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  Speaker 3: you're saying it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, that in its own right is dumbing shit down.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was just like, you're telling the audience, you're
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: not smart enough to figure out the cleverness of this.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Let me point it out and then put a big
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: flashy neon sign of like, look how dumb.
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  Speaker 6: Let me hold it up to your face where it's
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: touching your face.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: And again, it's very of the moment of these people.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: These people in our society are the problem. And I'm like,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, don't we get enough of that shit? Do
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: I need this in this dumb movie? I get it.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: There were moments I really like. mostly the song that
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: they bring in Ariana Grande to specifically sing. I'm like,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: all right, that, that needed an Oscar nom. I said
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: it on the show. So I don't know what they
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: were thinking on that one. I don't think they can
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: afford it, but, but yeah, so it's, this, we've come
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: to the end of days. Crocs will do it. That's
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: the end of times. End of days.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 7: And that the movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger, is he wearing
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: Crocs in that movie?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Probably. I don't know. Do they make Arnold-sized Crocs? I
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 6: One size fits all.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Can he fit his ego into a Croc? I don't know.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: He still thinks.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: He's got it. Into the Croc.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's got his own new TV show now.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: So even the old man of the year. Yeah, I
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: just saw the other day.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 7: And also Buster Stallone does.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: Stallone's got the new movie coming out.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: He has a new reality show, I think.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Well, no, that's right. I saw the ads for those.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: But no, Arnold has like a new like fake, you know,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: not documentary show. That looks... I think it's FUBAR?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 6: FUBAR, that's it.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I haven't had time to
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: even wade into it yet. There's too many things. I
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: can't keep up.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: Too many things.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Too many things.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: And I don't watch any of it.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. At least this time we found some things, though.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Usually we get to these and we're like, I haven't
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: watched anything. So we found some stuff, at least. We
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: got that going for us. Yay!
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 12: Well.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: If we've worn ourselves out here.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm done.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: I think we're creeping out the regular people that are
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: hanging around.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 7: There's no regular people here.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: That's true, though. Wonderfest is a special brand of hardcore geek.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: I am creepy.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: But here, I think you blend in just fine. We
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: found our people here, so it's fine. Still, eventually, they'll
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: want us to move along.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: I made out good. I didn't get a restraining order
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: put against me.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: The day is not over. That's true. The first normal day.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: We still got plenty to go.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: The weekend has not yet come to an end. If
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: you are banned from further Wonderfest events after this weekend.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: This was my first real one.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: And last.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. Well, I did want to... Normally, we coordinate
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: this with Dave and I send a thank you out
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: to him for putting it together.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 12: But.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: he's unofficially retired this year.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 7: We would still like to send out a big thank
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: you to Dave for all the years that he has
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 7: supported the podcast.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 11: Definitely.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: He's helped put these episodes together every year and didn't
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: kick us out when we were standing around doing it
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: like we are right now.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: And I love his hamburgers.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Thanks to, I don't know what you're, thanks to him anyway,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: but that aside, yeah, he's loitering around somewhere. He still
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: hangs out here now, but he doesn't have to do
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: all the work. So then I got to this year
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: and went, oh, do you guys still want us to do?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, we've been coming here so damn long.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, I just am used to coming here,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: but maybe nobody wants us here. So, um, thankfully, um, we, we,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: we touched base with Melinda. So thank you to Melinda.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Cause she did say yes. And both saw us earlier
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: and he didn't kick us out. So we're doing okay.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: We're still semi part of the family. I've said, we're always,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: you know, the, the bastard stepchild of this operation. Cause
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: everybody else here is like super tight. Like the people
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: that come here, love this place and come back every year.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: And like the guests, become constant running guests because they
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: don't want to you know they don't want to miss
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: out so like you see guests come back they'll show
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: up for one year and then they come back and
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: they they actually like enjoy the family atmosphere of this
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: we're there but we're that you know those those weird
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: kids at the family reunion that are sitting over there
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: i'm used to that misty's stirring the kool-aid with her
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: hand you.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: Know after i put like two or three cups of six.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 13: Cups of sugar need help ripping up the bible So, yeah,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 13: we're at least kind of invited, so I appreciate that.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: So thank you to everyone at Wonderfest for letting us
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: be part of this insanity. We bring the insanity. Everything
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: else here has been pretty smooth, actually. Bill, thank you
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: for joining us.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: You're welcome.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: Misty, you always get roped into this, so good for you.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: For more on the event, go to wonderfest.com and start
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: planning your trip here next year. I'm sure it's back
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: because I bet they've already booked all the tables. So
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: they will be back with a whole new bunch of
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: people and a lot of the regulars because everybody wants
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: to still be part of the fun. So that can
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: be you. You could be Bill next year. You could
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: be waiting in for the first time going, this is amazing.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: Try to control yourself.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: Try not to get banned.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: That's as excited as I've seen you in years. I know.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 7: Dude, I've never seen Bill that happy.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was pretty stoked.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: You were dressed in khaki with a pith helmet.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: And you were giddy. I don't know that I've seen
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: you that happy.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: What were your feelings about the pith helmet?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: That's a good point. Life as an adult gets pretty drab.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: And then it takes something simple like that to just
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 6: make you feel like nothing matters for a second at least.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. I rarely get that. So when I notice it,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: I try to be like, Just enjoy this for a moment,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: for God's sakes. Exactly.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: And you enjoy the coolness of the pith helmet.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 13: No.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: That is a myth.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: In case you're considering that being your new look. as
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: a review from Bill, it's kind of toasty.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 6: The pith helmet is like a heater on your head.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: Now imagine if it was black.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: Just bottles in the heat. At least it would look cool. Yeah.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 7: You'd have like an entire black explorer elf.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: I'm going to look into this because I'm confused actually.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 6: What the hell is that hat for?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Way to go. Well, I kind of always thought that
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: with like most of those, anything you see where people
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: are out in the desert, they're usually wearing tons of layers.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I guess it's to protect you from
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: the sun or the sandstorms or, yeah, that kind of stuff.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: But I always thought that with the cowboy movies too.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, they're always wearing like six layers and leather.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: And I mean, the hat's at least to keep the
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: sun off your face, but like the rest of it's
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: just too hot. I love it.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: Those cowboys always find some girl and it's like. You
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: haven't taken a shower in this.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 11: Whole movie, man.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: It's so ripe.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the leather chap smell coming off of you. You
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: just got several people. They were shooting at you.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: You're bleeding.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, I don't understand how people ever
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: got laid in the Old West. So good luck to
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: any of you if you decide to wear a pith helmet,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: become a cowboy, or move to the Old West. Any
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: of those things. Or possibly all. Maybe you're the weird
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: cowboy that wears a pith helmet because how cool would
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: that be? A black one. You could be the villain.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: Oh man, this is coming together nicely. I'm going to
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: start writing the screenplay now. I don't know what the
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: hell this is going to be, but.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 7: You're going to screen it at Wonderfest.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: They're going to be like, please no. Please no.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: We'll start a sitcom and I'll get Mike Tyson in
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: it and we'll call it Pithfall.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's time to wrap things up here at the
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: old Wonderfest.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: I'll be here all night.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us. Yep. Come be part of the magic. Otherwise,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: that about does it. We will return next time. Same
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 9: Bye.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 11: See ya.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: Do something stupid like some dumbass.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Now we've really done it, it's the end of the
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: world Cause I can't.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: We.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 8: Were warned Tonight we're going out, going out like the
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: dinosaur I hope heaven's gonna let you in, but you're
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 8: gone Now we know that we're all going to good.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 8: Better run, better run.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: Come with me.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 13: Now we're free.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Let's all just push the ending.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 16: I guess we were once.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: Now we're going out, going out like a dinosaur.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: I guess we were once. We're done and it's the
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: end of the world. So I think of my launch.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Now we're better off and we're done. Come with me.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Now we're free. Let's all just play the ending.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: Where there were all these like female figures and they
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: were all kind of these, you know, like big breasted
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 6: superhero people.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: Bimbos.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: What's that?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Bimbos.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: Not necessarily bimbos, but just like sexualized versions of heroes.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 6: And then she was included and she's just like this
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 6: girl on a button up plaid shirt and pigtails.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: I got pigtails. What do you want from me, man?
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• 1:24:35
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