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Don’t Feed the Alligator, Do Adopt the Cat · Plausibly Live - The Dave Bowman Show Podcast

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Well, good morning, good evening, good afternoon.
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Wherever you are, whatever you do.
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A lot of things happening in the world today, most of them are
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far beyond our control, you might say.
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So perhaps it's time we took a pause and thought about life and
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thought about the laws of gravity.
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Lesbian bars, alligators and cats.
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Don't touch that dial. Just try to hear me out.
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For a while there was a bar. There is a bar founded upon the
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admirable principle that absolutely everyone should feel
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safe, welcomed, affirmed, accommodated, validated and
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wherever possible, apologized to.
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Unfortunately, they neglected to include amongst those protected
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groups the actual landlords, and when management discovered that
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ideological purity is not acceptable as a legal tender,
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they relax precisely one rule. And this produced the sort of
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calm, thoughtful discussion for which social media is justly
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celebrated. This brings us to an old rule of
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wildlife management and progressive community
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organizing. If you feed the alligator, it
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does not become grateful, it simply concludes that you are on
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the menu. A loqui conicio, Stand up.
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Tell those who oppose liberty don't tread on me.
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You want to tell you this is like the third take this
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morning? Sorry, had some technical issues
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and stuff so I didn't sleep well last night.
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I got a very low sleep score according to my according to my
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program. But what else is new?
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So up in Massachusetts there is a bar, It's called the Last
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Ditch Bar and Arts Venue. It's located in Greenfield, MA,
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which I did not know until yesterday.
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Is apparently this is what I'm told by people who know.
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It is apparently Pride Alley of the United States that this is
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the focal point of the LGBTQ plus AI community, not San
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Francisco. Is is Greenfield, MA.
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Didn't know that. This bar in particular is
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relatively new. It it it it didn't open that
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long ago, but it specifically identifies as a lesbian bar.
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It was created for their words, not mine.
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Quote dykes, transsexuals, gender freaks, workers, whatever
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that means, and their friends UN quote.
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They also had a policy because this is what you do.
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They had a policy of welcoming people into their bar who could
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not actually pay for services, drinks, food, whatever.
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And they had a second policy that specifically excluded the
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police. The police may not come in here,
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didn't know you could do that, but apparently you can.
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Conversely, they also provided free food, clothing, Narcan,
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fentanyl test strips, and sexual health information because by
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now in the 21st century, people don't know this stuff.
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The kicker is that they maintained A strictly a very
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strict COVID policy. Yes, it's 2026.
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I know that you know that the last Ditch bar in Connecticut
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apparently doesn't know that in 2026 they have a very strict
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COVID policy. They require all these people
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who are coming in dikes, transsexual gender freaks,
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workers and their friends. They require them to wear a
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properly fitted KN 95 mask or better quote at all times.
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This is 2026, September of 2026. Now, this is not your
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conventional neighborhood Tavern suddenly displaying
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indifference. This isn't.
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This isn't any of that. But all of this effort on their
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half to generate goodwill is in effect feeding the alligators.
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Follow me here. When you have a policy, a set of
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policies like that, who are you actually trying to please?
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Who are you actually trying to serve?
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The general idea of a business is you're trying to, you know,
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make money, provide service. Well, they got half of that.
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Or did they? Because they're sure not making
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any money. In fact, the person that owns
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the bar supposedly has a massive small Business Association loan
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for the bar and is sleeping in her car because she can't afford
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to live anywhere else and she can't make the payments on the
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bar. It's probably going to get shut
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down because unlike the lesbians, dykes, transsexuals,
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gender freaks, workers and their friends and not the police who
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are all wearing K9 K 95 masks, creditors generally don't care
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about that crap. They want to get paid.
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The bar is losing money. Customers were not showing up.
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Why weren't they showing up? Well, I don't know.
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They couldn't pay for one thing. That's probably one reason.
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And if you're getting all free food, all free, whatever, what's
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the what's the quality of that stuff?
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Oh, and you're again, you're going to a bar.
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I I don't know why you go to bars.
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I don't go to bars that often, but when I go to a bar, I'm
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going there for a specific reason.
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I want to relax, I want to watch a ball game, I want to have some
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good, some good eats or whatever.
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And if you're not getting any of that, what difference does it
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make how woke the bar is, how, how accommodating it is?
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It doesn't. At that point, you're just kind
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of going, well, why am I here? Customers were staying away from
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the bar. They're not showing up, so
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they're not getting paid. They're not paying anything.
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The bar employees were not being paid.
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Bills are mounting. And like I said, the the
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remaining owner there were original 3 has incurred massive
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personal debt trying to do this. So the bar owner decided that
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Saturday nights, one night a week, one night a week,
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Saturdays would become Are you ready?
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You're sitting down. September 2026 Saturday night
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would become mask optional. In other words, you don't have
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to wear AKN 95 mask, but only on Saturday nights.
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Now they didn't prohibit masks, they didn't say you can't wear
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one. They didn't abandoned all of
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their what they call precautions, they merely allowed
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customers the ability to decide for themselves one night a week
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whether they would wear a mask. Now you and I sit back and we go
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jeez OK remember, Remember when COVID was actually a thing and
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you could decide for yourself towards the end of it if you
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would wear a mask or not? How many of us quickly ditched
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the idiot masks? We are literally six years on
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from that and these people are still clinging to this.
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Management decided one night a week, one night for customers
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who aren't paying anything, who aren't showing up, could decide
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not to wear masks. Unless you think I'm making all
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this up, that there's no way this is really happening.
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I'm I'm telling you folks, I've read the Greenfield Reporter
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article came out September 22nd yesterday.
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The response to the owners changing of this rule was not
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yay finally we can show up and not have to wear a mask.
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It wasn't it wasn't. Oh thank God.
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Oh I hope people make good choices.
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No, none of that. Remember the community you're
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dealing with here. The responses accuse the owner
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of being Are you ready? Ablest eugenics, eugenicists, In
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other words, trying to kill people complicit in a mass
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disabling event, killing disabled people for convenience
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and revenue. And one commenter said or
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reportedly said that she hoped or they hoped because who knows
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that the venue, the last ditch bar that this person owns and is
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going into massive debt. They hoped that the bomb would
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the the bar would be firebombed. But how does a dispute about
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masking, voluntary masking 6 years after COVID at a private
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bar reach into the language of murder, eugenics, and political
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violence in Greenfield MA? I keep saying Connecticut but
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it's Massachusetts. They have recorded 0 COVID cases
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for the last two months. Again, how many did they have
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before that don't know, but they treat that as well.
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We haven't had any new cases for two months.
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But the critics of the removal of the compulsory map, by the
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way, this is the only place that requires this as an act of
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violence. Now you could have a legitimate
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position here. As many of you know, Rob, my
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right door partner, his wife is immunocompromised.
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They reasonably avoid crowded, unmasked indoor spaces because
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there could be a danger to his wife.
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And that makes sense and and no problem with it.
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But but Rod, it's not out beating people over the head
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saying if you don't wear a mask, you're trying to kill disabled
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people for convenience and revenue.
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The individuals also concerned here do not necessarily create
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an indefinite obligation for every private establishment to
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require N 95 masks. In other words, the fact that
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you want to wear one of these things does not make it
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incumbent on the ownership that they have to do so.
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One personal risks, one person's personal risk becomes a measure
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of moral worth. In this case, compromise becomes
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impossible because you're forcing me to do it this way.
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And things went downhill from there.
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As you can imagine, two days after the bar issued this
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policy, which was in early September, the bar issued an
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apology, an apology for the supposedly quote UN quote
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passive and dismissive announcement.
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They promised greater sensitivity towards the quote
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most intersectional of us. And this is what I'm talking
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about. When you feed the alligators,
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this is what happened. Instead of saying quit being
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stupid or ignoring the trolls, as as you know, becomes the the
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the the policy that you should be pursuing online, the bar
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instead concluded that they had that Oh my God, we've caused
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harm. And it then turned around and
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adopted the very vocabulary that its critics were using.
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And that affirmed the more critics moral authority.
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You just handed it over to them. Now you'd think, OK, well, they
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apologized, right? They, they, they said, Oh my
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God, we're sorry. We didn't mean to randomly kill
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disabled people. We didn't mean to be
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eugenicists. We didn't mean to be uncaring.
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Right. Oh, OK, You apologized.
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Great. No problem.
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No, the alligator is still hungry.
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And immediately the critics of this policy change started
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fighting other offenses. Because when you accept a
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framework in which any unmet preference can be reclassified
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as harm, there's no point at which at which restitution is
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complete. Every path became an
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intersectional offense. The bar owners, instead of
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saying get the hell out of here and pay your bill, decided to
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have a community meeting, a community meeting.
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A They decided to have a community meeting partially on
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Zoom because that always goes well.
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Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
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At the community meeting, Of course, masks had to be worn.
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Remote participation was available via Zoom.
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They brought in designated mediators, QQ jazz music here.
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Speakers were supposed to be given equal time, and the
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meeting began with a calming breathing exercise.
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And anybody who made online comments was those were to be
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read aloud in the room. The problem is, of course, that
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every accommodation that the bar made became an Ave. for attack.
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Hold an in person meeting. You're excluding those unable or
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unwilling to attend. Provide Zoom access to the
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meeting. Virtual participants were still
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claiming that they were being dismissed.
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They employed A licensed therapist as the mediator for
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this meeting. Not making this up, folks.
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The immediate attack was the therapist was characterized as
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an unsafe agent of the state. Oh, she's a mandated reporter.
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We're all batshit crazy. So she's going to report us and
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the state's going to come and take us away.
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They asked participants to quote, step away from
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righteousness. And of course, as soon as the
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mediator said that she was accused of being a white
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mediator and centering her white feelings, they wanted to let the
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mediators wanted to let the bar owner explain, hey, what?
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This is what's going on? And instead of saying, oh, my
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God, we didn't realize we were taking advantage of you.
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Her weeping was condemned as, quote, racist emotional
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manipulation. And when they invited the most
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vocal critic to have another meeting, that critic then
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described that invitation as, quote, a racist demand for
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unpaid labor. The apology, The initial, Then
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they issued another apology. The apology, It accomplished
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nothing. The owner says she's been living
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in her car for six months, working 4 jobs, ruining her
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credit and carrying responsibility for a $50,000
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business loan on this bar. And her hardship wasn't just
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merely dismissed by these people, it became evidence
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against her. Wipe them they tears, they said.
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I don't even know what that means.
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It's not even grammatically correct.
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Wipe they them tears. Centering her own feelings.
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This is about you, not us. You're, you're running a bar for
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us. And Oh my God, the central, the
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central contradiction in intersectional politics across
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the board, folks, the rhetoric promises universal compassion,
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but compassion is distributed according to an ideological
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hierarchy. Personal suffering may be
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acknowledged, dismissed, or weaponized depending on where
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the sufferer quote UN quote is placed within that hierarchy.
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The owner is permitted by these people to sacrifice for the
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community, but not permitted to invoke that sacrifice for her
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own defense. The bar was fundamentally
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problematic to begin with. Too few paying customers,
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patrons admitted without paying a cover charge workers without
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pay thousands of dollars in overdue rent and large
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outstanding and a an owner who was working her butt off to to
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try and make this impossible thing work.
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But it's because they began with that extremely narrow identity
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based mission and then narrowed it even further through strict
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masking, political exceptions and and expectations and
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judgements about which public figures are are acceptable or
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not. Even as the bar faces financial
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collapse, they continue to identify reasons to eject, to
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reject ideas, customers, entertainers, and even potential
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sources of revenue. It's the alligator theory,
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folks. If you encounter an alligator
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and feed it, hoping that the alligator will leave you alone,
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it won't. The alligator does not see the
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food as a peace offering. It sees that, oh, there's food
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there. And the same dynamic applies
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here. In this dynamic, they made an
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accusation, the the accused apologized and granted A
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concession. Oh my God, you're right.
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I'm so sorry for what we did. The concession confirms the
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accusers authority and a new demand follows.
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It's never enough when you're dealing with crazy people, it's
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never enough. The more you try to accommodate,
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the more you try to please them, the more whatever you want to
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do, the further in the hole you go.
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They could have said, hey, we understand some of you are
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concerned about COVID. I don't know why but you are.
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And you may prefer mass gatherings Saturday evenings
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have to be mask optional because we can't remain financially
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viable under this policy. But instead, no, they made this
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ideological self indictment apology and said, oh, we
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surrender to you. The bar devoted itself to to
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serving a community divine by increasingly elaborate
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categories of identity, vulnerability and exclusion.
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This is the thing people forget. I don't care how much you say
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we're inclusive. You're not.
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By making these divisions, you are excluding people.
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And when those categories came into conflict, there was a
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shared Prince. There was no shared principle of
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resolving them. There was only a competition
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over who could be the most butthurt over it.
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If you feed the alligator today, it does not become your friend,
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folks. It returns tomorrow because
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you've just taught it where the food is.
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The answer is not cruelty, indifference, or refusal to help
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others. The even if that's what they
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were doing. The answer is to recognize that
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compassion must have limits. Disagreement is not violence,
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and appeasement is not peace. Don't feed the alligators,
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because if you do, they will come back to bite you right in
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the butt. cats.
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A lot of cats. They live in a junkyard and
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belong to something called the Jellicle Tribe, because
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apparently cats who hang around a dumpster at night didn't have
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sufficient theatrical dignity. Once a year, the Jellicles
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gather for the Jellicle Ball, during which their ancient
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leader, Old Deuteronomy, we will choose one lucky cat to ascend
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to the heavy side layer and be reborn into a new life.
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Why? Because TS Eliot wrote poems
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about cats, Andrew Lloyd Webber owned a piano and nobody stopped
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them. And now, for no rational reason,
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Dave is obsessed with cats. You have been warned.
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209565 Dave e-mail Dave at the Dave bowmanshow.com.
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And yes, I have become obsessed both with the musical cats and
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cats in general. My wife wants a cat.
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She keeps saying this over again.
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I've been married to Cami for 17 years.
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She's always had cats. This is one of those rare
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occasions where we've got a few months without a cat.
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So she's made it clear through Henson ideas that she wants a
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cat. Apparently Andrew Lloyd Webber
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already explained the consequences of having a cat.
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It's a simple domestic request. Until you study that musical and
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you understand that this is insane.
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Like I'm not anti cat by any stretch of imagination.
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I've owned cats myself. I, I actually kind of like cats
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because they're so indifferent to me.
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I used to have a cat, you know, the dumbest cat in the world
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used to come in here. That cat has since, you know,
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crossed the Rainbow Bridge and gone on its way.
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But I don't mind cats. I don't necessarily feel one way
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or the other. What I don't like about cats,
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and I'll be honest with you, is I, I, I have a real issue with
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litter boxes, man, I really do. And I'm not doing it.
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And I've made that clear. I'll pet the cat, I'll feed the
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cat, which is sometimes not all that enjoyable either.
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But I am not cleaning up after the cat.
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That's not happening. So this is not a new desire on
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Cammy's part. This is, this is something that
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she always wants. She hasn't said this yet, but
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I'm waiting for it to say let's go to the shelter and look at
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cats because nobody ever just goes to look at cats.
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And of course, once she picks out a name for a cat at the
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shelter, it's a done deal. Soon we will be informed or I
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will be informed that we have adopted 1 and that the decision
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that she made was mutual and I agreed with it.
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Now look, my investigation into this whole thing, of course,
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begins with the musical cats, which is insane.
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OK, look, I'm a musical guy, as you know, the musical Cats is,
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it's incomprehensible. It actually is.
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The principal source, of course, for this is TS Eliot's Old
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Possum Book of Practical Cats, which if you're of my age, you
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know, not through Andrew Lloyd Webber, but through Logan's Run.
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Because when Logan and Jessica 5 reach the old capital, they meet
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the old man there, played by Peter Ustinov, who is
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completely, by the way, I don't know if you knew this or not,
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completely making up his dialogue.
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They, they had written no real dialogue for him.
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He was just making stuff up. And so he starts quoting TS
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Eliot's book, Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats.
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He starts talking about cats. And of course, Jessica and Logan
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have never seen Cats before, so they don't know what this whole
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thing is. And Andrew Lloyd Webber read
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this book and decided, hey, I need to make a musical of this.
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It's a dancing, elaborate costumes, no conventional plot
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that anyone can explain without sounding delirious.
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Follow me here. In case you haven't seen it,
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here is the basic plot of the musical Cats by Andrew Lloyd
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Webber. Group of cats called the
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Jellica. Cats gather for their annual
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Jellicle Ball. Each cat then introduces itself
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at considerable length. Now, this isn't just an
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introduction. This is.
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This is right up there with the old TV show Queen for a Day.
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Yeah. I don't know if any of you
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remember that. I've only seen it in reruns.
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The idea of Queen for a Day was you would get 3 women who had
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pathetic lives and you would put them on television to tell their
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story about why their life was so pathetic.
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The first woman would come out and go, you know, my, my husband
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lost his fingers in the accident, the mill, and we
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haven't been able to eat since then and blah, blah, blah.
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And everybody would go, oh, they'd applaud.
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Yeah, her life is pathetic. And then they bring out the next
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person. Then the next person would talk
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about how, you know, her, her children were radioactively
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contaminated by the accident of the uranium mine.
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And, you know, now they've mutated and they have flippers
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and fins and everybody go, oh, that's even, that's even better,
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meaning worse. Her life is even more pathetic.
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And then you'd get to the third person who would have some story
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about how she used to be queen of Spain or something.
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And, you know, there was a revolt and she lost.
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It was, it was pathetic television.
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It really was. But the same thing kind of
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happens here. Each cat gets up and and
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introduces themselves as, as Lloyd Webber puts it, what
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they're really doing is they're telling their their story to Old
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Deuteronomy, who has to choose one of them.
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Only one gets to go up to heaven and become get reincarnated and
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have a new life as a cat. And so he's trying to pick the
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most deserving, which is really the most pathetic cat.
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And these cats sing these songs for far too long and Old
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Deuteronomy listens to their case and, and eventually he's
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going to choose one. That cat receives a new life and
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we never get an explanation. We never.
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The play never explains why the cats want to be re reincarnated.
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It's a 3 hour homeowners association meeting conducted in
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a landfill. That's what it is.
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It has no discernible plot beyond that, whatever you want
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to do with it. And of course, the bigger
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problem is that it's even the people who were producing it
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when Lloyd Rebel was writing it was were baffled by it because
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they kept asking, So is this about British politics?
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Is this is that cat? Does Rayleigh, is that cat
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Margaret Thatcher? And he's like, no, they're just,
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they're just cats, man. They're just cats.
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There is so much about this musical that is, you know,
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problematic, but it also teaches us a lot about cat ownership.
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Cats possess multiple names and they will only pick one of those
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names to acknowledge. So even all these cats have have
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different names. They, they only answer to one
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That's true of your cat. You can call your cat whatever
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you want. I used to call my cat the
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dumbest cat in the world, but he would only answer to Pollocks.
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They expect to be fed on schedule.
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They conduct unexplained ceremonies at midnight.
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They're they'll run around and they love to knock over your
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your stuff. Oh my God, Pollocks would get up
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here on my desk while I was recording and just start pushing
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stuff off the desk. And it was like, dude, stop.
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They they disappear. And then they up here, you could
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be in a locker room. I've been in this room.
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The door closed. And all of a sudden I look over
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there on the chair behind me, and all of a sudden there's a
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cat. It's my child's cat.
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But all of a sudden it's just there.
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How did you get in here? They demand affection on
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occasion and then punish whoever provides it.
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They'll bite you. They regard furniture as a
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scratching post. We had to get rid of a couch
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because it'd been destroyed. And again, you don't train a
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cat. The cat eventually restructures
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your household. A dog would join your family.
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A cat is a hostile takeover and permits you to remain on as its
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support staff. Cammy, of course, wants a cat
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because cats can be very affectionate companions.
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We've had cats that were very much so.
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We had her last cat, which was actually Ben's cat, which was
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named Ravali. I have no idea because
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apparently it comes from the the Zelda games.
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That cat we got is a little kitten.
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And occasionally I sleep on my stomach and I and I raise my my
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head up. It's hard to explain, but my
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back is so I sleep flat on my stomach, but then I raise my
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head and shoulders up and then I put a pillow under my forehead.
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And so there's this gap underneath and Ravalli love to
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get into that gap and sleep there.
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They can be very affectionate. They're certainly more
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independent than dogs. You don't have to, you know,
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take them out. They don't have to.
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You don't have to take it out for a walk in the Washington
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rain. And it's already starting.
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They can be very entertaining. They can be very calming.
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There's nothing calm or more calming than when a cat jumps on
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your lap and just starts purring.
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It's it's they they say that that's actually a healing
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frequency, that it actually provides healing.
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I don't know. And you could get an adult
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shelter cap, that cap that it's already supposedly litter
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trained, may already have its established temperament doesn't
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want to necessarily give me that.
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And of course, adopting a shelter cat is a genuinely good
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act, which would please the bone bar owners at the last ditch
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bars. My reservations remain, of
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course, litter boxes. I'm not all that worried about
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hair on clothing, but I don't like the way they chew on things
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and scratch on things. And you know, I got thousands of
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dollars worth of equipment in here.
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There's veterinary expenses. Good God, the veterinary
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expenses. Oh my God, we are going to be
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paying for 100 years on, on dealing with Ravalli's illness
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before he passed on course. They you can buy him a
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scratching post, but they'd rather have the couch.
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And I don't need a cat walking across my, my board here when
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I'm trying to record some of these buttons and stuff, flash
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move and stuff. And you know, that might attract
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a cat. And of course, there's a near
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certainty that it will prefer cami to me.
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And the only thing I'll be is just a, a feeding system for it
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and making sure that it gets fed.
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All of these things are considered, of course, but they
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work in my head and you have to understand how my brain works.
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So after spending hours thinking about this and looking at things
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and reviewing things and studying things, I said to
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myself, what I need here is a song about my wife wanting a
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cat, and I need to do it Andrew Lloyd Webber style.
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So I did, I, I wrote a song called My Wife Wants a Cat.
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It's done in a very Broadway style, and I think it's pretty
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enjoyable. It's it's, it's OK.
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And then my brain said, you know what?
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This would be even better as an Italian opera.
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And so, as Bill and Rod can tell you this morning, I have been
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working on an Italian opera about cats.
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I have AI have a plot. I have a three act outline
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already. I have all this stuff done.
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But who knows if it's ever going to come to pass?
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Because in my copious free time, I don't always get stuff done
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the way that I want to get it done.
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But you'll be happy to know that we're getting a cat.
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Cats make no sense. And I still don't recommend that
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you go see cats on stage. If you're going to see it, I
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guess watch the movie because then you could, you know, break
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it up into bearable terms. But since I've already given you
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the plot to it, you don't really need to go see it.
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But coming in the near future, I hope will be Dave's new opera
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called 9 Lives. And it all started because Cammy
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wanted a cat. Take the time right now.
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Tell the people that matter in your life, you love them very
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much. You'd miss them if they weren't
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there. So don't pass up those
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opportunities. You don't want to have that
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regret. Plausibly Live.
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I'm Dave Bowman, and we'll see you next time right here on
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Plausibly Live The Dave Bowman Show podcast.
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They sleep for 18 hours, then awaken for a snack.
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They sit upon your keyboard with their tail across your work.
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They hear you call and turn away as if your voice were merely
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static. Then at 3:00, they need your
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love and suddenly grow dramatic. They demand complete attention
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at the moment they decide