Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 3 - Kicked Out of Heaven
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ding Dong.
- 0:02Speaker 2: It's a small world, after all, it's a small small world,
- 0:07Speaker 2: and it's our number three talking baseball on the Ben
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- 0:22Speaker 2: what happened to our buddy Ferg Dog So we're on
- 0:24Speaker 2: the same wavelength on that. Meanwhile, here in our number three,
- 0:29Speaker 2: what would owner or why why would our owner Arti
- 0:33Speaker 2: Marino keep Mike Trout hog tied in Anaheim?
- 0:36Speaker 3: The trade deadline's going to be here before you know it.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Also, what message are the Red Sox sending by booting
- 0:44Speaker 2: starter Brian Bao to the miners? He got a big contract,
- 0:50Speaker 2: Brian Bayo, and he's going to the minor leagues. Also
- 0:52Speaker 2: in the NFL, how did Vikings coach Kevin O'Connell sound
- 0:56Speaker 2: when he claimed that quarterback JJ McCarthy is handling the
- 1:01Speaker 2: Kyler Murray edition really well despite mounds of evidence that
- 1:06Speaker 2: is not the case. We'll talk about all that and
- 1:08Speaker 2: more right now here. It is our number three. Are
- 1:15Speaker 2: you getting kicked out of heaven? You can't get kicked out.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Of heaven when You're an angel. You're an angel, right,
- 1:21Speaker 3: no welcome.
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- 3:46Speaker 3: So check that out. Our lead this hour talking Bay's ball.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Yeah, baseball for you, No, you're not excited about that.
- 3:56Speaker 3: That's a good story.
- 3:57Speaker 2: We'll start out in Anaheim, where the baseball is bad.
- 4:00Speaker 2: The content continues to be pretty good. And as I've
- 4:04Speaker 2: always said, the better story is in me losing locker room.
- 4:08Speaker 2: And so We'll begin with the team that is one
- 4:10Speaker 2: of the worst in baseball. As we continue to slowly
- 4:14Speaker 2: move ahead in the baseball season, there have been more whispers,
- 4:18Speaker 2: in hush tones about the future of Mike Trout at
- 4:23Speaker 2: the Big A and will he continue to be the
- 4:26Speaker 2: headliner in Anaheim.
- 4:27Speaker 3: So if you didn't see this, perhaps not.
- 4:29Speaker 2: Now we are told that at this moment, there is
- 4:32Speaker 2: no indication that the Angels beloved owner. Is there any
- 4:37Speaker 2: owner in sports more love than Arti Marino man, those
- 4:41Speaker 2: Angel fans, those moms love them. Keeps the ticket prices down,
- 4:45Speaker 2: the food prices.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Down, and they don't care about whether the team wins
- 4:49Speaker 3: or not.
- 4:50Speaker 2: If they started winning, they'd have to raise the prices,
- 4:52Speaker 2: and those moms, those housewives of Orange County would have
- 4:56Speaker 2: a conniption fit.
- 4:57Speaker 3: So Arty really is loved.
- 4:58Speaker 2: So Artiy Marina Appeley is not changed his long standing
- 5:01Speaker 2: unwillingness to move Mike Trout. The trade deadline this year,
- 5:05Speaker 2: I believe it was on August thirty. He's always July
- 5:07Speaker 2: thirty first. This year it's on July or August third,
- 5:10Speaker 2: August third. So the Halos are currently buried in quicksand
- 5:16Speaker 2: as normally as the case. One of the worst teams
- 5:19Speaker 2: in baseball, and despite sucking for many, many years over
- 5:24Speaker 2: a decade, which means they've had high draft picks for
- 5:27Speaker 2: over a decade. Somehow the Angels have managed to do
- 5:29Speaker 2: the impossible. They don't seem to have any blue chip
- 5:33Speaker 2: minor league players. It's like even dumb luck if you're bad.
- 5:37Speaker 2: The Pirates also horrific for years, and a couple of
- 5:41Speaker 2: the picks turned out to be good players. You'd think
- 5:44Speaker 2: the Angels would have gotten some of those picks, right,
- 5:46Speaker 2: but no. So anyway, back to the point, So Mike Trout.
- 5:51Speaker 2: By most accounts, he's not hitting for average, but he's
- 5:53Speaker 2: had a renaissance Mike Trout compared to what he has
- 5:59Speaker 2: been on on the field in recent years. He's still
- 6:02Speaker 2: surrounded by mostly turd tacos. But Trout has been healthy
- 6:06Speaker 2: and productive this season. He is currently on pace. You know,
- 6:10Speaker 2: I love my on pace. I can't get enough of it.
- 6:14Speaker 2: He's on pace to hit thirty six dingers, which is
- 6:17Speaker 2: not bad.
- 6:18Speaker 3: That's not bad.
- 6:20Speaker 2: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
- 6:23Speaker 2: discuss the question why why would owner Arti Marino keep
- 6:28Speaker 2: Mike Trout hogtied in Anaheim rather than repackage him.
- 6:35Speaker 3: For example, the New York Yankees.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Just lost Aaron Judge for most likely three months at least,
- 6:42Speaker 2: if not the rest of the season, even though the
- 6:44Speaker 2: Yankees are saying, oh, he'll.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Be back, yeah, yeah, right, two days ago. He's day
- 6:48Speaker 3: to day. He's day to day, all right.
- 6:51Speaker 2: So to answer the question why Arti Marino would keep
- 6:54Speaker 2: Mike Trout where he is, I've got sawdust, Marie calendars,
- 7:01Speaker 2: and blimpis and we will combine all of these ingredients together,
- 7:07Speaker 2: all of them, and we're gonna have.
- 7:09Speaker 3: A chamber of commerce kind of day. That's what we're
- 7:12Speaker 3: gonna have. That's exciting, right, No, you're not excited by that, okay.
- 7:17Speaker 2: So, first of all, the dance of why is because
- 7:20Speaker 2: it's by the book, and it's his book.
- 7:23Speaker 3: He's the one I'll talk about, Arty Marino. He wrote
- 7:25Speaker 3: the book. And that's why Arti Marino, the owner in Anaheim.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Is treating Mike Trout like a dusty family heirloom. He
- 7:34Speaker 2: refuses to get rid of it no matter how much.
- 7:38Speaker 2: The Angels just rerun the same mistake every season. And
- 7:42Speaker 2: the Angels, as I mentioned, have done the impossible. They
- 7:45Speaker 2: don't rebuild, they don't reload. They just hoarde rubbish is
- 7:53Speaker 2: what they do. It's fascinating, it truly is, and the
- 8:00Speaker 2: Angels continue to do. It's the same stubborn playbook they
- 8:03Speaker 2: used when Shohei Otani was heading towards free agency and
- 8:07Speaker 2: the Angels refused to seriously entertain the many trade offers
- 8:13Speaker 2: that were made for Otani. And at the time the Angels,
- 8:16Speaker 2: at least that team was competitive. So you can make
- 8:18Speaker 2: the argument, okay with Otani, I got it, because they
- 8:23Speaker 2: were not a real contender. They were a full contender,
- 8:26Speaker 2: but they were legitimately within position to make the playoffs
- 8:29Speaker 2: as a wild guard team, and if Otani had used
- 8:33Speaker 2: his magic wand and led them, that would have been okay.
- 8:37Speaker 3: And so it didn't happen. Now, Mike Trout, the Angels are.
- 8:42Speaker 2: Not a contender at all. They're total pretender. So Trout,
- 8:46Speaker 2: you look at that. He's also got four years and
- 8:48Speaker 2: one hundred and forty eight million dollars left after this season,
- 8:53Speaker 2: so that's a big contract, which means.
- 8:57Speaker 3: The only certain teams are going to even bother trading
- 8:59Speaker 3: for Mike Trout.
- 9:00Speaker 2: Yankees, the Phillies, the Dodgers, would absorb that contract. You
- 9:05Speaker 2: don't think Tampa Bay or Cleveland or Pittsburgh or any
- 9:09Speaker 2: of those teams are gonna do it. I could see
- 9:12Speaker 2: the Giants doing something like that, though. That seems like
- 9:14Speaker 2: a Giants type move. Just go out and get Mike Trout,
- 9:18Speaker 2: put him out in the outfield somewhere, and we'll be okay.
- 9:21Speaker 2: So my theory on this, and I've talked about this
- 9:23Speaker 2: in previous episodes of the show, my theory is it'll
- 9:26Speaker 2: take Mike Trout forcing the issue for this to thrust forward.
- 9:33Speaker 2: Miles Garrett in Cleveland was behind the scenes able to
- 9:38Speaker 2: force his way out of Cleveland. Go to a legit franchise,
- 9:41Speaker 2: a real franchise in the NFL, not a fake franchise
- 9:43Speaker 2: like the Browns, and so you're okay, there we go,
- 9:48Speaker 2: and you'll make it happen and all that. Trout just
- 9:51Speaker 2: doesn't seem interesting. Not that he's a villain. I'm not
- 9:55Speaker 2: saying Trout's a villain. He just seems completely satisfied showing up.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Go into batting practice, get your four or five at bats,
- 10:03Speaker 2: make a couple plays in the outfield, go back to
- 10:06Speaker 2: your villa and have a great time looking out at
- 10:10Speaker 2: the Pacific Ocean.
- 10:11Speaker 3: And that's it.
- 10:12Speaker 2: That he's too comfortable. We talk about Chamber of Commerce counterdays.
- 10:16Speaker 2: He's too comfortable in Laguna Beach. He's practically the mayor
- 10:19Speaker 2: of the Sawdust Festival at this point under those eucalyptus
- 10:23Speaker 2: groves and all that. So unless Arti Marino has a
- 10:28Speaker 2: sudden epiphany like a change of heart situation here and
- 10:33Speaker 2: I buy the chatter that Trout's staying put. He's not
- 10:37Speaker 2: going to the Phillies, which is his beloved team he
- 10:39Speaker 2: grew up in Jersey's a Phillies guy.
- 10:41Speaker 3: Or you're not going to the Mets or the Giants
- 10:44Speaker 3: or any of these teams for the foreseeable future.
- 10:48Speaker 2: And is polishing the trophy case while the windows stays
- 10:53Speaker 2: nailed shut.
- 10:54Speaker 3: For the Angels.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Talk about Arty Marino now. Meanwhile, to Boston we go.
- 10:58Speaker 2: The Red Sox have been bad. Also, a bunch of
- 11:01Speaker 2: young Prima donna's there in the Red Sox, and they
- 11:04Speaker 2: have decided that the ownership group has said, well, we've
- 11:08Speaker 2: had enough. They already fired Alex Korra. That didn't work out.
- 11:11Speaker 2: The team still blows. The Red Sox have optioned right
- 11:14Speaker 2: handed starting pitcher Brian Bao to the WU Socks. Yeah,
- 11:20Speaker 2: that's my team. My favorite TRIPAA team is the WU Socks.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Loved that team rolled out the red carpet there at
- 11:26Speaker 2: the WU Sox game when we were there for the
- 11:29Speaker 2: big Boston Meet and greet so Bao was sent down
- 11:33Speaker 2: after he got tattooed by the Baltimore baseball team. He
- 11:36Speaker 2: took the loss at eight to two defeat to the
- 11:39Speaker 2: Orioles at Finway, and he allowed eight runs in five innings,
- 11:44Speaker 2: which I don't think is good, most of it early
- 11:46Speaker 2: in the game. Six runs on the first forty pitches
- 11:50Speaker 2: in a disastrous, just horrific first inning of pitching. He's
- 11:55Speaker 2: twenty seven years old. He's made twelve outings this year.
- 11:58Speaker 2: He has a six point three three four ERA A
- 12:01Speaker 2: Brian Bayo, I didn't pitch in the major leagues. I
- 12:03Speaker 2: have pitched for the WUSS before. That's not good, all right?
- 12:06Speaker 2: Question what message? What message are the Red Sox sending
- 12:12Speaker 2: by booting ejecting starter Brian.
- 12:17Speaker 3: Baow to the minor leagues. So this one is simple.
- 12:22Speaker 2: This is no more mister nice guy, No more mister
- 12:25Speaker 2: nice guy, not gonna do it.
- 12:29Speaker 3: And this is not just a demotion.
- 12:32Speaker 2: It's a public service announcement, and I know that I
- 12:35Speaker 2: do the overnights. We do a lot of PSAs around here,
- 12:39Speaker 2: so it's a public service announcement. The Red Sox have
- 12:42Speaker 2: decided they are no longer babysitting. They're done babysitting. Playtime
- 12:47Speaker 2: is over in the sandbox at Finway, the front office,
- 12:52Speaker 2: it would appear, and they've taken away the little plastic shovels,
- 12:56Speaker 2: so you kids can't play with the plastic shovels.
- 12:58Speaker 3: Daddy's here.
- 13:00Speaker 2: Yeah, time to crack the whip, right, the hall pass
- 13:02Speaker 2: has been revoked.
- 13:04Speaker 3: However, here's the thing.
- 13:06Speaker 2: The reason that this is one of those stories you
- 13:08Speaker 2: have to talk about is Brian Bao signed a six year,
- 13:12Speaker 2: fifty five million dollar extension back in twenty twenty four.
- 13:17Speaker 2: They said, well, that's not one hundred million, that's not
- 13:19Speaker 2: two hundred million. It's enough money where you look at
- 13:23Speaker 2: that and you say he gave up on the long game.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Where if you wait and you bet on yourself, he
- 13:30Speaker 2: didn't bet on himself. I always say, these guys that
- 13:32Speaker 2: don't bet on themselves, that's a sign to me that
- 13:36Speaker 2: there's something a little off there. They take the big payout.
- 13:40Speaker 2: They don't bet on themselves anyway, Bo did that. He
- 13:42Speaker 2: took fifty five million, which should be enough.
- 13:44Speaker 3: To live on. I hope he's okay.
- 13:46Speaker 2: I think he can pay for the HOA and all that.
- 13:48Speaker 2: In twenty twenty four, the Red Sox assumed he was
- 13:52Speaker 2: going to be a core member of the pitching staff,
- 13:56Speaker 2: and I remember, I'm pretty sure he was tagged as
- 13:58Speaker 2: Baby Pedro. I some of you Red Sox guys baby Pedro,
- 14:03Speaker 2: and that nickname can be retired now he's officially flopped.
- 14:07Speaker 2: He's twenty seven in his athletic prime, and Bao has
- 14:11Speaker 2: an ERA of six point three four and it's even worse.
- 14:14Speaker 3: But wait, there's more.
- 14:15Speaker 2: As a starter, his earn run average as a starter
- 14:18Speaker 2: is ten point three ten point three er.
- 14:23Speaker 3: And then there have been some games where they bring in.
- 14:25Speaker 2: A opener, which is that like we used to call
- 14:28Speaker 2: that the Grapefruit League or the Cactus League, where you
- 14:30Speaker 2: just have a pitcher in the first inning and another
- 14:32Speaker 2: one to say any in those situations. For some reason,
- 14:36Speaker 2: he has a seven zero point seventy to one er
- 14:40Speaker 2: in relief. So Baio's a long reliever with a fifty
- 14:44Speaker 2: five million dollar contract. That's not what they thought they
- 14:47Speaker 2: were getting. And you look around here, as I guess
- 14:51Speaker 2: they've said with the rest of like, we're not gonna
- 14:52Speaker 2: hug anymore. Hugs have been discontinued, and this is now
- 14:56Speaker 2: you better produce.
- 14:57Speaker 3: We're into June and Brian Bay.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Just became the example saying hey, you other guys, we're
- 15:05Speaker 2: gonna send you down to We're gonna send you.
- 15:07Speaker 3: Down And not only is this humiliating.
- 15:10Speaker 2: For the player, it's obviously a million for the player
- 15:13Speaker 2: running the lap of shame. You know, the wus Socks.
- 15:17Speaker 2: It's just outside Boston. It's not that far away. Price
- 15:20Speaker 2: to live, it's a bit of a commute, but you
- 15:22Speaker 2: can live where he's living in Boston and drive out
- 15:24Speaker 2: to the Wusocks and all that, and then there's Chattery's only.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Going to be there for a little bit.
- 15:28Speaker 2: It's an admission though by the ownership group of John
- 15:32Speaker 2: Henry that they're a bunch of buffoons. They're a bunch
- 15:37Speaker 2: of buffoons. They're getting Uber Eats to deliver some Marie
- 15:41Speaker 2: calendars and they've got a little doggie bag and it's
- 15:45Speaker 2: filled with pie. Now, is it banana cream pie? Is
- 15:48Speaker 2: it apple pie? Is it cherry Pie. No, it says
- 15:53Speaker 2: on the label right there. If you didnt, why didn't
- 15:54Speaker 2: you read the label humble Pie. So in theory, this
- 15:58Speaker 2: move gives Brian Bao a chance to reset in a
- 16:03Speaker 2: lower pressure.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Environment in Worcester.
- 16:06Speaker 2: Now, if he needs any help, I have thrown out
- 16:09Speaker 2: a pitch on that field. So if Brian Bao wants
- 16:12Speaker 2: any assistance, contact me and I'll be more than happy
- 16:15Speaker 2: to give him some pointers. As Mark Mark Kay knows
- 16:18Speaker 2: he was there and some of you other boys absolutely
- 16:21Speaker 2: killed that first pitch at Polar Park.
- 16:24Speaker 3: So I'm ready and I can be his pitching coach.
- 16:28Speaker 3: Why not? Why not?
- 16:30Speaker 2: So I would expect the vultures. In reality here, I
- 16:32Speaker 2: would expect the vultures to come out and try to
- 16:35Speaker 2: poach Bao for pennies on the dollar. Rival gms are
- 16:40Speaker 2: already outside Finway. They're looking at the Green Monster with
- 16:43Speaker 2: coupons and they've got a shopping cart.
- 16:46Speaker 3: All right.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Last thing, we go to the NFL Minnesota we go
- 16:49Speaker 2: where Viking's head coach Kevin O'Connell was asked at OTA's
- 16:54Speaker 2: about how quarterback JJ McCarthy has handled the addition of
- 16:58Speaker 2: Kyler Murray. The answer, of course is not. Well, that's
- 17:03Speaker 2: the answer. He didn't say that, though, didn't say that.
- 17:08Speaker 2: He went on a long rant and he said, I
- 17:10Speaker 2: think he's handled it really well.
- 17:12Speaker 3: He's been great, O'Connell said of.
- 17:14Speaker 2: McCarthy and team meetings, spending a little bit more time
- 17:18Speaker 2: with those guys, the dialogue between the group, all that stuff.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Question for the panel here it is, how did Vikings
- 17:26Speaker 2: coach Kevin O'Connell sound when he claimed that the incumbent
- 17:30Speaker 2: quarterback JJ McCarthy is handling the addition of alligator arms
- 17:35Speaker 2: Kyler Murray really well. So O'Connell sounded like a guy
- 17:41Speaker 2: auditioning for regional manager at Blimpy's like that. The man
- 17:48Speaker 2: was serving up a nice hogie. It was a fluffer nutter.
- 17:54Speaker 2: I am servant fluffer nutters over here. I'm serving fluffer nutters.
- 17:59Speaker 2: Come get a flu nutter. Extra marshmallow fluff. Yeah, little
- 18:04Speaker 2: peanut butter, just a light bit of peanut butter, and
- 18:07Speaker 2: then really thick, really thick marshmallow fluff the fluffer nutter.
- 18:14Speaker 3: And laying it on thick. And now he was wearing sunglasses.
- 18:17Speaker 2: You know, I like to look at eyes. Where eyes
- 18:19Speaker 2: are there's some tells by the eye if you're lying
- 18:21Speaker 2: or not. So I couldn't see his eyes O'Connell because
- 18:25Speaker 2: he was wearing shades.
- 18:27Speaker 3: He was too cool for school. So the words help.
- 18:30Speaker 2: He said, the phrase you know, which is a DG situation.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Dead give what? Dead give what?
- 18:39Speaker 2: And anytime a coach sprinkles you know like it's fresh
- 18:43Speaker 2: parmeisana cheese, the coach is telling you.
- 18:48Speaker 3: Not the truth.
- 18:49Speaker 2: He's buying time to invent the truth. It's the classic
- 18:55Speaker 2: indicator of deceptive speech. If you believe that's I've got
- 19:02Speaker 2: a fluffer nutter to sell you, I do regardless. The
- 19:05Speaker 2: biggest tell came when O'Connell was wrapping up his rant
- 19:10Speaker 2: about how wonderful McCarthy is.
- 19:12Speaker 3: He gave this sermon and he stammered.
- 19:16Speaker 2: He said, as a former, as a captain of the team, oof,
- 19:23Speaker 2: who goofed?
- 19:23Speaker 3: I've got to know that was the mistake.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Now McCarthy was the captain of the vikings. He said,
- 19:32Speaker 2: as a former, that is a man Kevin O'Connell.
- 19:36Speaker 3: Who was rebooting in the middle of a lie.
- 19:40Speaker 2: We already know McCarthy is not handling this well. How
- 19:45Speaker 2: do I know that? He said it his own words
- 19:48Speaker 2: a few weeks back. This is alligator arms job to
- 19:51Speaker 2: lose and every man, woman and child knows it.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Everyone knows it. Do you know it? I know it?
- 20:02Speaker 3: We all know it.
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- 20:46Speaker 2: is Chargers quarterback Justin Herbert helped his girlfriend, singer Madison Beer.
- 20:53Speaker 3: What a name that is?
- 20:54Speaker 2: Deal with her blank again. It's a family show, is
- 20:59Speaker 2: Lorena likes to say. There's a lot of kids awake
- 21:01Speaker 2: at four in the morning or three in the morning.
- 21:05Speaker 2: Not that I don't enjoy a good joke, it just
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- 21:09Speaker 2: might accidentally read it on the air and then I'll
- 21:11Speaker 2: get on the knotty list and the rain and will
- 21:13Speaker 2: kick my ass, and.
- 21:14Speaker 3: I don't really want that.
- 21:15Speaker 2: So again, the Riddle of the Day charges quarterback Justin
- 21:17Speaker 2: Herbert helped his girlfriend, singer Madison Beer, deal with her blank.
- 21:23Speaker 3: That is the malor riddle of the day. The answer,
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- 22:17Speaker 2: Got big Ben's lame jokes The week coming up in
- 22:19Speaker 2: a little bit. In the meantime, we'll take some of
- 22:21Speaker 2: these phone calls if you'd like to be part. Eight
- 22:23Speaker 2: seven seven ninety nine on Fox began this hour ranting
- 22:28Speaker 2: about some baseball stories, the Angels and Mike Trout, the
- 22:33Speaker 2: future of Trout and Anaheim. Also Brian Bao, Red Sox
- 22:36Speaker 2: pitcher sent to the minor leagues, the Wu socks. I
- 22:40Speaker 2: got a Wu Sox hat I can give it to
- 22:42Speaker 2: him if he wants.
- 22:43Speaker 3: Also on X, you can be part of the show.
- 22:46Speaker 2: On X say hello there at Ben Maler m A
- 22:50Speaker 2: L L e R. Follow that account you can interact.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Ferg Dog is still in jail, so we need other
- 22:58Speaker 2: people to step up. Firk Dog's are Aaron Judge and
- 23:03Speaker 2: so without our Aaron Judge and we Alf's like are
- 23:07Speaker 2: Tani and these guys.
- 23:08Speaker 3: Are hurt so well, Alf's not heard.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Ferk Dog is at Ben Maler Lorena FSR Tech Queen.
- 23:14Speaker 3: The jail such a scary place.
- 23:16Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna send him a wellness package there and
- 23:19Speaker 2: also Kooper Loop a Bronco fan.
- 23:23Speaker 3: That's a Bronco fan. Your comments can and will.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Be used against you in the kangaroo court of the
- 23:31Speaker 2: Mallard Militia, so please act accordingly.
- 23:36Speaker 3: Time Now for the Mallard Riddle of the day.
- 23:39Speaker 2: And here it is Charger's quarterback Justin Herbert helped his girlfriend,
- 23:44Speaker 2: singer Madison Beard.
- 23:45Speaker 3: Deal with her blank. That is the Malor riddle of
- 23:50Speaker 3: the day.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Let's see does anyone in the Mallard militia know the answer?
- 23:54Speaker 3: You can answer these.
- 23:55Speaker 2: Things on x at Ben Mahler that is Ben Maler
- 24:01Speaker 2: slug in Vegas head buddy going with explosive diarrhea toe
- 24:05Speaker 2: fungus from JT.
- 24:06Speaker 3: The Wingman.
- 24:08Speaker 2: Rebecca the ram fan says he helped her scratch that itch.
- 24:11Speaker 3: Wow, okay.
- 24:13Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun says, deal with her fear of spiders,
- 24:18Speaker 2: so he said. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota said her stalker
- 24:24Speaker 2: had a stalker.
- 24:25Speaker 3: What else do we have to see? Can't read that?
- 24:29Speaker 3: Let's see, we'll skip over that. Who else? Do we
- 24:31Speaker 3: have a page down here? Page down? That's enough. Do
- 24:35Speaker 3: you have an answer the rain nut? Do you have
- 24:36Speaker 3: an answer. Yeah, I think he helped her with her
- 24:39Speaker 3: stage fright stage is it stage fright?
- 24:42Speaker 2: No, it's also not ingrown ingrown toenail guests by Timmy
- 24:46Speaker 2: from Busco, Indiana. Or it's a Weezer summer from ice something,
- 24:51Speaker 2: bug infestation, donkey sausage all that the correct answer. The
- 24:56Speaker 2: correct answer would be none other than her fear of flying.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Her fear of flying abo phobia. Isn't that what it's
- 25:07Speaker 2: called aviophobia?
- 25:09Speaker 3: I believe that's correct. Not w D forty King of
- 25:12Speaker 3: the Hill, et cetera from nine oh four Ray or
- 25:16Speaker 3: Great whatever.
- 25:17Speaker 2: Yeah, that w D forty really does come in handy
- 25:21Speaker 2: because when your doors, when your hinges on your doors
- 25:24Speaker 2: start sounding weird, it sounds like you have ghosts.
- 25:27Speaker 3: And so once you get that WD forty, Oh, is
- 25:30Speaker 3: that what causes that? Yes?
- 25:33Speaker 2: Yes, most people who hear sounds, it's because you did
- 25:36Speaker 2: not put that in your line.
- 25:38Speaker 5: But if they actually need an exorcist.
- 25:41Speaker 3: Well, we know a guy, all right, we know somebody
- 25:44Speaker 3: in the show that can help. Let's go to the phones.
- 25:45Speaker 2: Let's say hello to two percent chance, who's in Alabama?
- 25:50Speaker 3: Two percent chance. He told the story the other day
- 25:52Speaker 3: about as a kid.
- 25:54Speaker 2: He got taken to a cockfight in Alabama, although he
- 25:59Speaker 2: spent time I'm in New York.
- 26:00Speaker 3: He's from Alabama. He's back in Alabama, but he lived
- 26:03Speaker 3: in New York. Hello, two chance.
- 26:06Speaker 6: Idiots.
- 26:09Speaker 7: I appreciate it. This is such a good caller of yours,
- 26:13Speaker 7: the one you keep mentioning. I said, I'm mu to
- 26:15Speaker 7: the show, so I don't know him. You know, I'm
- 26:17Speaker 7: sure you got some geek pockets. Why don't you go
- 26:20Speaker 7: bail this dude out of jail?
- 26:23Speaker 2: Well, as you know, I like to let justice play out,
- 26:25Speaker 2: and it's possible Ferg Dog is guilty.
- 26:28Speaker 3: I want to see how this all plays out.
- 26:32Speaker 2: I will contact my attorney, though, and we will. We
- 26:35Speaker 2: will proceed if we have to. We will proceed if
- 26:38Speaker 2: we have to. Two percent chance. Ferg Dog is a
- 26:41Speaker 2: staple of the show, and I believe no justice, no peace.
- 26:46Speaker 2: And I'm a little concerned at how blind Scott acted there.
- 26:49Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with that. He sounded
- 26:51Speaker 2: like someone that had things to hide. I don't know
- 26:53Speaker 2: why he would have anything to hide, but worried about that, concerned.
- 26:59Speaker 7: I like to hear him, and uh, I know how
- 27:01Speaker 7: he got the cell phone in jail. My brother did
- 27:03Speaker 7: some uh prison time in Upstate New York. Uh he
- 27:07Speaker 7: had a little rough stretch in his early twenties.
- 27:11Speaker 6: Uh.
- 27:12Speaker 7: I want to elaborate how he how well he didn't
- 27:15Speaker 7: specifically do it, but how other people get cell phones
- 27:17Speaker 7: in but uh, it's not a comfortable ride from the
- 27:22Speaker 7: county jail to the upstate prisons if you can.
- 27:27Speaker 2: The prison wallet and yeah, yeah, gotta sit on your
- 27:32Speaker 2: side a little bit.
- 27:33Speaker 5: I think that being said, though, I have a I
- 27:35Speaker 5: have a buddy that prison wallet. You've never have a
- 27:38Speaker 5: prison wallet anyway, Uh, I have a buddy.
- 27:42Speaker 3: Be careful googling it on a work computer, but yeah,
- 27:45Speaker 3: go ahead, I.
- 27:45Speaker 5: Have a buddy that was just in jail. Oh yeah,
- 27:48Speaker 5: and I think it was a prison I don't know,
- 27:50Speaker 5: but anyway that he had like a tablet in there, like.
- 27:54Speaker 3: Not one that he had to sneak in the you
- 27:56Speaker 3: just like.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Really, yeah, think prison would be bad if I had
- 28:01Speaker 2: an internet, right, I don't really move around much anyway,
- 28:05Speaker 2: so I think that would be great.
- 28:06Speaker 7: You know, you know what the prisons in jails have
- 28:10Speaker 7: now to uh combat this. They have got this chair
- 28:14Speaker 7: that you sit in and it x rayed. You in
- 28:17Speaker 7: anything magnetic.
- 28:19Speaker 6: It'll pick up.
- 28:20Speaker 7: So if there's anything get inside them, you know your recomeria,
- 28:25Speaker 7: it will find it.
- 28:27Speaker 5: So you just you're stuck to the chair. You can't
- 28:29Speaker 5: get up.
- 28:31Speaker 7: You just sit down and it'll show everything.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that they're still getting guys. We've
- 28:38Speaker 2: had called mother guy in was it Wyoming? And when
- 28:41Speaker 2: Montana that used to call from prison. He was giving
- 28:43Speaker 2: a phone though that guy, yeah it was he loved
- 28:46Speaker 2: Eddie King Eddie. And then as soon as he got
- 28:49Speaker 2: out of jail he called he called this guy with
- 28:51Speaker 2: this guy from I think it was Montana, Wyoming.
- 28:52Speaker 3: He called up from jail because he had some he
- 28:55Speaker 3: had insomnie.
- 28:56Speaker 2: He couldn't sleep, so they give him a phone to
- 28:57Speaker 2: play with at night, and he called in the show.
- 29:00Speaker 2: And then as soon as he got out of the
- 29:01Speaker 2: jail he stopped calling. One time he called, that's it
- 29:04Speaker 2: so bitter about that.
- 29:06Speaker 7: So he had a correctional officer helping him out, so
- 29:08Speaker 7: he had an inside source.
- 29:11Speaker 2: But when these guys are low level, like you know,
- 29:15Speaker 2: I don't know, I just feel like if there's long
- 29:16Speaker 2: as they're gonna riot or anything like that, Now you
- 29:18Speaker 2: have to limit what they can look at. But whatever,
- 29:23Speaker 2: anything else, two percent chance anything else at all.
- 29:26Speaker 3: That is, you got just a little hot prison talk.
- 29:31Speaker 7: I had a Russell Wilson take, but it'll take me
- 29:33Speaker 7: too darn long to get to it.
- 29:35Speaker 3: All right, but we'll say it, but wait for next week.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Why a golfer?
- 29:40Speaker 7: What is a golfer and a magician? Uh? What does
- 29:48Speaker 7: a golfer and a magician both love? What are the
- 29:51Speaker 7: what is the one thing they have in common that
- 29:53Speaker 7: they both love?
- 29:54Speaker 3: This is a great jobs golfer and a magician, well said,
- 29:57Speaker 3: a professional love.
- 30:00Speaker 7: A hat trick?
- 30:01Speaker 6: Oh hockey player? I screw you up. I'm tired.
- 30:04Speaker 3: Go to bed, Go to bed, Go to bed, go
- 30:08Speaker 3: to bed. That was I knew that was not going
- 30:11Speaker 3: to be funny. I knew that was going to suck.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Let's go, Let's go to Andrew in Bakersfield, California.
- 30:17Speaker 6: Hello Andrew, Hello Ben, Hey, thanks for reading me the oath.
- 30:25Speaker 6: Last night, I have an iPhone. I was listening to
- 30:27Speaker 6: the show on iHeart and I said, hey, you know
- 30:31Speaker 6: who call the show? And they did and it muted
- 30:35Speaker 6: the show right. But when I was on there was
- 30:38Speaker 6: a delay after what you said, So I understand your
- 30:41Speaker 6: misgivings about possibly greeting me the oath because we didn't
- 30:45Speaker 6: have our normal rep parte crickets.
- 30:57Speaker 3: You like crickets, you're a fan of your a fan
- 30:59Speaker 3: of crickets.
- 31:00Speaker 6: No, but I've heard that they can be like you know,
- 31:04Speaker 6: John the Baptist eight locus.
- 31:09Speaker 3: Are you are you sure he did? I was there
- 31:11Speaker 3: video of it. I don't know. Maybe it's just an
- 31:13Speaker 3: urban legend. You have no idea.
- 31:15Speaker 6: There's eyewitnesses.
- 31:17Speaker 3: Yeah, eyewitnesses are not very reliable. You know, in court
- 31:19Speaker 3: they say eyewitnesses are very unreliable.
- 31:24Speaker 6: But yet it provides evidence. But thanks for the call
- 31:28Speaker 6: of Benny. All right.
- 31:30Speaker 3: Rob is in the three two one. Hello Rob, welcome.
- 31:34Speaker 8: Hey, good evening, Ben.
- 31:36Speaker 3: How are you well. I'm good to talk with you, Rob.
- 31:39Speaker 3: It's been a little bit.
- 31:41Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, it's kind of my fall.
- 31:43Speaker 1: I had a couple of golden tickets, but I didn't
- 31:45Speaker 1: want to I didn't want to catch him in. So
- 31:48Speaker 1: I had this idea for a mallard and meet and
- 31:51Speaker 1: greet in twenty twenty seven in Central Florida, of in Orlando,
- 31:57Speaker 1: Central Florida. I already have this one place. I'm already
- 32:01Speaker 1: scouting out. It's called Sports and Social. I sent a
- 32:05Speaker 1: link to Lorenus. He's already aware of where it is.
- 32:08Speaker 1: It's so centrally located on International Drive.
- 32:12Speaker 8: It's Hotel Row. I just got to figure out a
- 32:15Speaker 8: time because I would love to have Coach Russell reach
- 32:19Speaker 8: out to me because he's up in that area, or
- 32:21Speaker 8: anybody in the central Florida area to uh figure out
- 32:25Speaker 8: a time.
- 32:27Speaker 3: All right, we'd love to come down here.
- 32:30Speaker 2: You want to give out your email address or the
- 32:32Speaker 2: way people can contact you, I.
- 32:35Speaker 8: Can give it to soup off there.
- 32:36Speaker 2: Okay, oh right, yeah, yeah, you definitely don't want to
- 32:38Speaker 2: give that out on the air.
- 32:39Speaker 3: Blind Scott will.
- 32:40Speaker 2: Be bombing you, Rob endlessly message.
- 32:46Speaker 8: He doesn't he doesn't bother, he doesn't know.
- 32:50Speaker 6: You.
- 32:50Speaker 3: Sure about that?
- 32:51Speaker 8: Yeah, a hundred hundred.
- 32:55Speaker 9: But I want to try it.
- 32:56Speaker 8: I have to be able to work it out so
- 32:58Speaker 8: Coach Russell is not during football season the spring great
- 33:03Speaker 8: crowd of gon I was thinking maybe like in May
- 33:08Speaker 8: of twenty twenty seven, hopefully the whole strobe is still together,
- 33:12Speaker 8: which I'm pretty sure it will be. But yeah, I
- 33:14Speaker 8: will be happy to give you my email address off air,
- 33:17Speaker 8: and if anybody who wants to all.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Right, we love We would love to come to hang
- 33:22Speaker 2: out in Florida, and that would be good because it's
- 33:24Speaker 2: centrally located.
- 33:24Speaker 3: I wonder if Jed who fled, would make the drive
- 33:26Speaker 3: down from this Just DM it to me on X Yeah.
- 33:30Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, where everything is.
- 33:34Speaker 1: It's maybe like a twenty minute ride from the airport,
- 33:37Speaker 1: so uber perfect.
- 33:39Speaker 3: All right, we're in where we're gonna meet like an
- 33:41Speaker 3: Applebee's or something. Oh you said that you named the
- 33:43Speaker 3: place I got you? Yeah, all right, thank you for beautiful?
- 33:47Speaker 3: Are you all right? Thank you?
- 33:48Speaker 6: Rob?
- 33:48Speaker 3: Did you check this out? Lorrain? Is this good place?
- 33:50Speaker 3: Did you look at the link or no.
- 33:51Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to find which inbox it was sentenced?
- 33:54Speaker 3: Oh no, the rain and you've just broken Rob. This
- 33:57Speaker 3: is Rob. This is a legend.
- 33:59Speaker 2: This is a decorated member of the Malord Militia. An
- 34:03Speaker 2: award winning caller Rob in the three two one who's
- 34:07Speaker 2: done many a great bit on the show. We're gonna
- 34:10Speaker 2: have Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.
- 34:13Speaker 3: Is weed man there? He better be there. If he's
- 34:15Speaker 3: not there, not yet? Products somebody calling right now? All right,
- 34:19Speaker 3: we'll get to it. Big Ben's lame jokes of the
- 34:21Speaker 3: week for the rest of the hour. We get to that.
- 34:24Speaker 3: We will do it next.
- 34:26Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 34:28Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 34:32Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show.
- 34:34Speaker 2: You are never ever that far away from the Ben
- 34:37Speaker 2: Maler Show. Thanks to the iHeartRadio app, as approved by
- 34:41Speaker 2: Andrew in Bakersfield, California, you can listen to the Ben
- 34:46Speaker 2: Malor Show stream all night every night. It's on the
- 34:48Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio channel. Can check it out. It'll change
- 34:53Speaker 2: your life. You can also hear the Ben Maler Show podcast.
- 34:56Speaker 2: There's a Fifth Hour podcast which will be up later
- 34:59Speaker 2: today as well, and we're gonna do a deep dive
- 35:03Speaker 2: on what happened here. Our friend ferg Dog is in
- 35:06Speaker 2: social media jail. We have some theories on what may
- 35:10Speaker 2: or may not have happened to Fergie. We'll get into
- 35:13Speaker 2: that on the Fifth Hour podcast. And again it's all
- 35:17Speaker 2: on the iHeart Radio app. All on the iHeartRadio app.
- 35:21Speaker 2: Have that on your device.
- 35:22Speaker 3: You should listen to your local radio station.
- 35:24Speaker 2: However, sometimes you gotta go over to the iHeartRadio app.
- 35:29Speaker 3: Back to it.
- 35:33Speaker 4: Knock knock, who's there? Blame week? Blame week too. It's
- 35:36Speaker 4: Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
- 35:40Speaker 2: Here we go, Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.
- 35:43Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners to the show,
- 35:47Speaker 2: and we bring in our favorite laugh track.
- 35:51Speaker 3: No Ai from Hollywood. Hooray for Hollywood, Hollywood, Florida. You
- 35:56Speaker 3: know him, you love him. Weed May Hippie.
- 36:01Speaker 7: Then there's weed right down the block from me. There's
- 36:05Speaker 7: a story that shows Weed. I was there.
- 36:07Speaker 8: Boy.
- 36:08Speaker 9: See you just realized this today. You just realize ya, Yes,
- 36:17Speaker 9: today the.
- 36:19Speaker 7: World is changing.
- 36:20Speaker 3: Monday.
- 36:20Speaker 7: We're going to change the world. Monday.
- 36:23Speaker 8: We're change it my world change right.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Well, not on the mail bag though, because I tried
- 36:28Speaker 2: to get weed man. I did invite weed Man on
- 36:30Speaker 2: the mail bag. You cannot figure out the technology?
- 36:33Speaker 3: Is that correctly?
- 36:37Speaker 7: And then it stopped?
- 36:40Speaker 3: All right, we'll see if you can figure that out.
- 36:41Speaker 1: Well.
- 36:41Speaker 3: These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
- 36:43Speaker 2: If you'd like to send a joke in for next
- 36:45Speaker 2: week's episode of Lame Jokes, send it care of Benmahler
- 36:48Speaker 2: Show at gmail dot com. That's Benmahler Show at gmail
- 36:53Speaker 2: dot com.
- 36:54Speaker 3: Make sure to put jokes in the headline. That way
- 36:56Speaker 3: we know that you are a writer of the jokes.
- 37:01Speaker 3: Are you ready, weed Man?
- 37:03Speaker 6: Yes, make me laugh all right again?
- 37:06Speaker 3: Benmaller Show at gmail dot com.
- 37:08Speaker 2: Jokes in the headline if you want a right jokes
- 37:10Speaker 2: and these are actual jokes by actual listeners to the show,
- 37:13Speaker 2: and we are on our way.
- 37:15Speaker 3: First one from Eke in.
- 37:17Speaker 2: Roseville, Minnesota says, what was weed Man in the choir?
- 37:22Speaker 7: What?
- 37:24Speaker 3: Well, it turns out you were the a soprano.
- 37:26Speaker 2: You'd always hit the high notes man, the Great Eke
- 37:33Speaker 2: in Roseville, Minnesota. Why didn't weed Man graduate high school?
- 37:37Speaker 2: Why I couldn't pass the drug test? That's Brendon from Boston.
- 37:43Speaker 3: We sent that one in, said Big Ben's lame jokes
- 37:47Speaker 3: of the week.
- 37:48Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners to the show.
- 37:52Speaker 2: Let's see page down. What is weed Man's favorite dessert?
- 37:57Speaker 2: What they Alaska? Big fan?
- 38:02Speaker 3: Big care? That's Mike the Leprechaun. I'm outside Boston. Who
- 38:06Speaker 3: sent that one in?
- 38:08Speaker 2: Why does weed Man love Elton John song titled rocket Man?
- 38:12Speaker 8: Why Well, your.
- 38:14Speaker 2: Favorite line is I'm gonna be high as a kite
- 38:18Speaker 2: by then?
- 38:19Speaker 3: You love it?
- 38:20Speaker 8: You can't get a love it.
- 38:21Speaker 3: As the Leprechaun again.
- 38:26Speaker 2: What do weed Man getting a job and the Lakers
- 38:29Speaker 2: winning another championship have in common? What things that are
- 38:34Speaker 2: never going to happen? That's Eric in Kansas.
- 38:40Speaker 3: Go. Why are you gonna watch the game tonight? Yes? Okay?
- 38:45Speaker 2: Why is weed Man hippies nickname newspaper?
- 38:50Speaker 3: Why there is a new issue with him every day?
- 38:55Speaker 3: That is true, weed Man? You have you know?
- 38:56Speaker 2: That's George, George from you Ball the Texas. Now, this
- 39:01Speaker 2: next one is from John in Youngstown, Ohio. You know
- 39:04Speaker 2: John loves to bust your chopswed Man, He says, how
- 39:07Speaker 2: is man? How does weed Man hippy get warm when
- 39:11Speaker 2: it gets cold in Florida? How apparently you pick up
- 39:15Speaker 2: the fresh, steamy hot pile of dog poo to warm John?
- 39:25Speaker 2: How is weed Man like a politician? How you both
- 39:30Speaker 2: demand change?
- 39:32Speaker 3: That Surfer Todd the comedians.
- 39:36Speaker 2: Multi time lame joke Rider of the Year, the Great
- 39:38Speaker 2: Surfer topic Comedian. Why doesn't weed Man Hippie remember his
- 39:43Speaker 2: candy benefactor's name?
- 39:45Speaker 7: Why?
- 39:46Speaker 2: Because the number of syllables is too high.
- 39:50Speaker 3: That's Gerald and Theozars. Do you know what his name is?
- 39:54Speaker 3: Do you know his name?
- 39:55Speaker 6: Do you know his name, Oh, Pernie Perni, Pernie r.
- 40:01Speaker 7: No.
- 40:02Speaker 2: It's it's like it's it's like you sound like krusty.
- 40:06Speaker 3: Then it's like a burrito. What what was what was
- 40:09Speaker 3: the working all right? What was the working title? Read
- 40:12Speaker 3: mass rejected Broadway script. It was called Rats.
- 40:16Speaker 2: That's from Alan Fresno Overnight, Alan Fresno,