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- 0:00Back at it for another episode of the blomber i C Podcast. I am
- 0:03your host FOBC note the hood Ray Charles, Blonde Poppy if you nasty,
- 0:07the voice of the Disabls, the official blonde Stupper. And before we even
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- 0:43to file Fur File, Fur File Fall for any updates or you know,
- 0:48or if you just want to talk to Blonde Poppy. But today we got
- 0:50a special guest. This is the biggest episode. I can sit and say
- 0:56that we got my first blonde guest basically paid guests whatever you want to call
- 1:02it on this show. Ec the comedian, Hey, what's up. How
- 1:07you doing today? I'm good. I was just you know, walking around
- 1:11lost, trying to find the place. But that's pretty much my life trying
- 1:15to find things. You're here. I'm a little sweaty, so I didn't
- 1:19leave the gym. I was just I was just walking around. Its hot
- 1:25outside today, weather nice, Yeah, it was hot, Sonny. And
- 1:30yeah, so I'm excited to finally be here. Yeah, I appreciate it.
- 1:34I definitely appreciate you coming. We broke his story today. I got
- 1:38like, damn, man, forty episodes. I never had not one blonde
- 1:41person on the episode that who I never knew there was all the blind people
- 1:45like in this industry, like you know, the show business in a way.
- 1:49Yeah, come on, man, be the voice. Ruh, yeah
- 1:52exactly, But give the people a little bit about yourself. Who is ec
- 1:57ec Well, that's my name, Eating Corregano. And wait, where's the
- 2:04camera right there? Yeah, all right, cool, Yeah, that's my
- 2:07name, Eating Corgano. And I was born with this condition called Wolffram syndrome,
- 2:13and that has a bunch of like side effects. One is being blind,
- 2:17so that's why I can't really see too good. I'm also a little
- 2:21hearing in pad diabetic, and a bunch of other things. And I've been
- 2:25doing stand up comedy for a number of years now and yeah, never met
- 2:31never met any other blind comedians, just myself. Really, it's like,
- 2:36really my first blonde into action with a blond person. To be honest,
- 2:40I yeah, it's good to see more people like me doing this, being
- 2:46out here doing things. We gotta be advocates. So I just thought about
- 2:51something, go to the movies. Why is I'm paying a full price for
- 2:55a ticket when I'm just only here to listen? You know? Yeah,
- 3:00that's a good one. I feel like we should be paying fifty percent.
- 3:02No, if you can't see it's green, I'm bugging on. I said,
- 3:07like when I play if I go play Bumper Cards, why I go?
- 3:10Why do I gotta pay for that? I would? I would crash
- 3:14naturally, it should be free from me. We're gonna get into that episode.
- 3:21This is gonna be a good one, all right. This is the
- 3:24part I was explaining to you stories from the dock, where we going tell
- 3:30a story about something in our life that well, we're in the dock already.
- 3:34I don't know how to say we're in the talk already, but you
- 3:38can. You can follow directions. Yeah, all right, so we're gonna
- 3:40close eyes, We're gonna walk down this path we ain't gonna flip over no
- 3:45furniture. We ain't gonna bump it to no walls. We ain't gonna step
- 3:47in no cat, no kids, no dog. And I'm gonna let you
- 3:51take I'm gonna let you take the stick and use the stick better than and
- 3:54the crazy thing about I thought my stick, and I damn sure I never
- 3:57used this ship, so I wrought my stick today. So you ain't gonna
- 4:01be the only one in here trying to show me out. But I'm gonna
- 4:03let you take the stick and got us down starts from the dog. Wait,
- 4:13where's my stick? Girl? Oh? This is right, I got
- 4:17you're trying to stop. Huh cool with my gun up now? Huh wait?
- 4:23You you want me to walk out? No, no, you gotta
- 4:25walk out. No you ain't blow pappy yet. No, you're good,
- 4:30you gotta walk Noah, just tell us the story, all right, ship,
- 4:33all right, tell you a story about my life. Any moment in
- 4:41your life that you felt you was an adult that I was in the dog
- 4:46even though we have a dog every day. But well, there's a lot
- 4:47of stories I've been telling on stage over the years. Tell us one.
- 4:53Oh yeah, this is one story about the time I walked into the wrong
- 4:58house and I didn't know I was in the wrong house the whole day.
- 5:01The whole day. Yeah, I just was in the wrong house, just
- 5:05just just chilling. But you thought you was a yeah house? Oh yeah,
- 5:11I thought my mom. Mom redecorated the place, all the furniture was.
- 5:15It was different. I was like, what the hell Mom told me
- 5:19this next time? So what happened? The uber driver dropped me off at
- 5:26the wrong place there and I just walked in. People don't lock their doors.
- 5:30I guess he was in New York. No, I live in Staten
- 5:34Island. There's a bunch of houses out there, so the stand Island mm
- 5:40hmm. Nobody was there. No, it was just me and then I
- 5:44just sat there and then the lady got home and I was like, hey,
- 5:47mom, what the hell's going on here? Why is everything different?
- 5:51And then the lady was like, go out of my house, and I
- 5:54was like, who the fuck are you? It's my house. Yeah,
- 6:00we pretty much we pretty much like got into it for a little bit.
- 6:03Then I finally left realizing it was not your house. Yeah, what's your
- 6:08nationality? Because I know you ain't black. I'm not black. It ain't
- 6:12black? Are you? I don't know. I can't even see you.
- 6:15Are you black? Black as hell? How was this? I'm not black,
- 6:18but my eyes are black, so black and the juice listen, nationality,
- 6:24I'm Filipino. You damn you, damn sure would have been in jail,
- 6:30jail shot evil. You was not walking out that house peaceful. So
- 6:35I knew something was wrong with that. You're going back and forth with a
- 6:39lady. You're not in jail for breaking the entry, like something is wrong.
- 6:46Yeah, I was like, fuck, ladies, I thought I thought
- 6:49someone. I thought she was like a hooker. At first, I was
- 6:54like who. I was like, who ordered? Who ordered me? A
- 6:56hooker? You thought she was about to get right? Mm hmm? Is
- 7:00that one of those porn when the freaking lady gets over and I'm like,
- 7:03oh, ship, that's nice. You still watch still watch porn? Hell?
- 7:10Yeah, that's all I can see. I don't I don't go out
- 7:14and date. I can't see no one, So I just sit home and
- 7:16watch porn. Never. What's your favorite porn? Favorite porn? Yeah?
- 7:24What's your category? There's a bunch of categories out there. I don't know.
- 7:30You watch porn star buddy, first, mate, do I know any
- 7:34Yeah, like, what's your favorite Alexis Texas? You're like, she's,
- 7:42yeah, she has she's. Her ass is the only thing I can see
- 7:44because it's huge Cherokee and not no Cherokee. I'm just thinking, no,
- 7:53yeah, fine, this is a joke I tell on stage, I say,
- 7:58what do I say? I say, oh yeah. When I walk
- 8:00round loss, I never know where to go. I can't reach reech signs
- 8:03and maps and stuff, so I just follow anyone with a with a big
- 8:07ass. I don't have GPS. I have GPS. You got GPS.
- 8:13Yes, I'm just always walking behind people, hopefully hopefully, the hoping they
- 8:16don't turn around. It's like if they turn around, I think quickly,
- 8:20oh shit, sorry, I thought this was some kind of mobile, some
- 8:24kind of mobile at M. I was waiting for you to stop so I
- 8:26can insert, so I can insert my master card or master cock. Now,
- 8:35yeah, how long you've been blind? Blind? My whole life,
- 8:39like whole life pretty much old? Are you twenty five? Twenty five years?
- 8:48So what do you see? There's a bunch of I see. I
- 8:50don't see all black. I see like a bunch of blurry figures in front
- 8:54of me, really blurry figures. M hm, can you make out a
- 8:58face or something? No, I can't see face. I've never see faces.
- 9:01That's why I don't recognize things. You see color not really just like
- 9:05a blur. And they've been like this show life, you don't know what
- 9:09red looked like? Yo? No, Like pretty much in school, everything
- 9:13was a blur. I couldn't even see the board. So I was like
- 9:16this, this is like, why am I here? I hate this place?
- 9:20What? What? Like? What? What problems do you face being
- 9:22an adult? Like what troubles? Yeah? Pretty much just like trying to
- 9:26find things, walking around lost all the time, and trying to find things
- 9:31around the house. I hate that ship is everything I pick up with the
- 9:35blur? Pick up one thing. I'm like, oh yeah, so this
- 9:39is the joke I tell when I'm like because I've been I get depressed sometimes
- 9:45and I'm always trying to like pick up. I'm in my house trying to
- 9:48pick up a gun, trying to kill myself, like put it in my
- 9:50mouth, and I'm like, oh wait, this is a dial though.
- 9:54I'm like, goddamn, mom, what the hell where's your gun drawer?
- 9:58This is not the gun drow This is me so Horney drawer. I don't
- 10:03know if we can keep that with either hilarious. I tell these jokes on
- 10:09stage. I'm not sure is this podcast? Is this podcast for kids or
- 10:18no? You good? You can say, but if you want to say
- 10:28talking about my life, like I've been depressed. So I think about you
- 10:30know, doing that stuff we all do. Right, So being an adult?
- 10:37Right, being blind? You never seen a color in your life?
- 10:41Facing your life, Well, I just see like shades like that walls light,
- 10:46that walls dark. Did you just lighting dark pretty much like the actual
- 10:50color of red. No, I don't see actual colors. Like somebody told
- 10:54me her head was red. I was like, I don't know about that.
- 10:58It just looked dark to me. What makes you depress? Like my
- 11:03life I don't really well, not because I'm blind, like disabled, just
- 11:07like I don't do much, Like I don't get out much besides shows.
- 11:11I'm always like home or alone. But you feel like that is that something
- 11:16that you could change? Like, yeah, I got to meet more people
- 11:18and hang out more, like I've been blind for twelve years. Right,
- 11:24I'm in the club every week. You're in the clubs every week. I
- 11:28don't really. Yeah, every week coming the club, I gotta I don't
- 11:31go that. I just like do shows, stand up. Okay, that's
- 11:35that's paying much my life for just doing shows and performing. But I don't
- 11:39perform much. So do you want to do more? Yeah? I wish
- 11:41I was performing more often, I said, But other than performing, do
- 11:46you want to get out more? Yeah, it's like out doing things,
- 11:50hanging out, or just if I was just busy doing shows, I'd be
- 11:54happier. But it's a lot of downtime because I'm not always performing, a
- 12:00lot of time to think. Yeah, exactly, I'm always overthinking how's your
- 12:03like friends, how's friends like to support friends? Friends? Friends? Well,
- 12:09I had friends growing up, but then I haven't really seen anyone ever
- 12:11since. Everyone is like everyone moved on with their life. You know,
- 12:18they moved away or they Yeah, I guess they moved away and guy like
- 12:22girlfriends and stuff, so never kept in touch. Yeah, exactly, Like
- 12:26I guess that's the part of life. They never kept in touch. Yeah,
- 12:30pretty much. But going to the comedy clubs you don't meet. Yeah,
- 12:33I mean that's the only time I socialized. I don't socialize much up
- 12:35when I'm at the comedy clubs talking to all the comedians, But do you
- 12:41consider those as being your friends? Yeah, Like all my friends these days
- 12:45are just comedians. So you got friends when you don't they know when they
- 12:50go out there and perform, why you just don't go there? Network?
- 12:52Yeah, I gotta because I'm saying down so there's nothing. There's no comedy
- 12:58scene out there, really, so I gotta that now. Yeah. Have
- 13:01you ever been to once? Yeah, there's I'm actually doing a show there
- 13:05June nine, Pamela told me. Is that Allen? Yeah, it's I
- 13:11was actually in the paper the other day because I'm putting on my own show
- 13:15for my this reddit. I have this red disease. I'm putting on like
- 13:18a fundraiser for it. Okay, how's coming along? How's coming along?
- 13:22How's it coming along? Yeah? So far, we're still working on it.
- 13:26It's just June nine at this place called Big Nose Kates two four eight
- 13:31four Art the Kill Road. So I'm hoping that goes well and and yeah,
- 13:39but I gotta get into the city more often. Have people been hitting
- 13:43you up about the knife? Who have people been hitting you up about the
- 13:46knife? Oh? I mean I've just been promoting it on Instagram, putting
- 13:52up liars places. You're doing everything yourself, putting up the flyers and stuff.
- 13:56Yeah, just like going around handing it out, hoping people put in
- 14:00places. Dope, that's what's up. You start from your starting, like,
- 14:05start from somewhere. That's dope. Better than me because I don't hand
- 14:09out flyers. I feel like I got workers for that. Yeah, but
- 14:15you're doing it. You're doing a good thing. Let me know, how
- 14:16could I could donate. I'm gonna donate to it. Oh words, I
- 14:20got yeah, I'll after this. I'll send you all the information. There's
- 14:26a go fund me it's yeah, well there's this. I have this some
- 14:33it's called the Snow Foundation. That's the that's the foundation that runs that.
- 14:39Like I'm gonna send send all the money to so okay, so pretty much
- 14:43doing a partnership with them, send me all the information. We're gonna put
- 14:46it. Yeah, gonna put it in the podcast too. I'm gonna donate,
- 14:50all right, cool, Cool. I ain't gonna donate to change your
- 14:52life, but I'm gonna donate just let you know. Yeah, Yeah,
- 14:58that's all that mattered though. Yeah, Yo, this is my first fundraiser,
- 15:01pending on first fundraiser, So I don't even know how all this stuff
- 15:03works yet, but I'll figure it out. Yeah, I mean it's a
- 15:09a walk in learning obstacle. How's the support from your family if you don't
- 15:18mimm me asking, Yeah, I mean about my about my about my disabilities
- 15:24are about the like the help and oh yeah, they're supported. They take
- 15:28care of me and stuff. You know that. They take me to the
- 15:31doctors. Actually, my dad's a chiropractor, so he's always looking out for
- 15:35me, and my mom used to be a chiropractor. That's how they met
- 15:41and eventually made me. But so that's what's up being blonde? Do you
- 15:50still get shot cambra shy and everything well? Being being visually in paid?
- 15:54Do you still get cambra shot? Let's still get well cambra sh camera shot?
- 16:00Nah? I love being on stage like that feels natural because I was
- 16:03always like I always love that acting funny as the kids, So I don't
- 16:07mind being on stage in front of cameras and stuff. Do you feel like,
- 16:11come easy band that you can't see the people? Oh that too,
- 16:15but just like acting funny is like easy for me. That's like feels more
- 16:19natural than just like doing other things. That's why. That's how you cot
- 16:25with you Like, Yeah, that's what makes me happier when I'm on stage
- 16:27performing, and when I'm not performing, I just feel like depressed. So
- 16:36I gotta this is an off the wall question. But how do you feel
- 16:41when you step in shit? What? How do you feel when you step
- 16:44in ship? How do I feel like stepping ship? Yeah? I don't
- 16:48care. I just like, I mean, that never really happened, but
- 16:52I never stopped this ship. Nah. I have dogs in my house,
- 16:55so teach me how to not step and ship. That's the only reason why
- 16:57I don't use my stick to walk. You stepping a lot? I don't
- 17:02house. I don't. I'm scared too. No, like when my dog
- 17:07ships, I just leave it there. I don't try to pick it up
- 17:08or anything. But how you know you're not stepping in it? I mean
- 17:14I don't, But how do you know that? I guess I can smell
- 17:18it? I don't know. We're we're supposed to be able to smell it,
- 17:22right, you can't smell ship from him? You know? Sin't that
- 17:26good? Nah? Like you even being outside? How do you know?
- 17:29Like? Like what you stepping in and stuff. Yeah, I don't know.
- 17:32I guess like I'm always walking in the park. Who knows, maybe
- 17:34you can definitely step the ship you stepping in the park right now? I
- 17:38don't know, all right? You know, how is it the date being
- 17:45having your condition? Dating? Dating? I've been been on money dates.
- 17:48Honestly, you want to go on many dates. I don't even socialize much
- 17:52these days. But why you're a comic, that's what commed' is supposed to
- 17:56do. Well, I just talking I'm on stage. That's I got like
- 17:59social anxiety, so I don't really talk only when I'm on stage. So
- 18:04when you get when you get around people, you're quiet. Yeah exactly.
- 18:07I only talk on them on stage and joking around and stuff. But then
- 18:12when you get on stage, you're a whole different person. Yeah, pretty
- 18:15much. It's like it's two totally different people. Like I'm on stage talking,
- 18:19they're joking around. Then when I'm off stage, I'm just like quiet.
- 18:25I don't say ship around. I only talk around certain people like my
- 18:30close friend and stuff. Do you do you use your stick to move around
- 18:34your house? I like you know your house? That? Nah? I
- 18:38know my house? Could I only use it when I'm like outside outside,
- 18:41like in the city, walking around lost, so people help me and stuff.
- 18:47But I never really use my cane, so people don't know why I'm
- 18:49blind. So you walk without your cane pretty much like around Staten Island.
- 18:55I don't use my cane. You ain't scared to like ump into nothing like
- 19:02I see like shadows, so I don't like bump into things. Just only
- 19:07like I tell this joke when I'm like, I take a sester ride,
- 19:12you know sessteroid, I'll yes, I don't take that. I got on
- 19:18it once without my cane and the driver didn't know I had I had a
- 19:21disability, so he was like, well, I can't let you on the
- 19:23bus. I'ntil you prove that you're disabled. And I was like, well
- 19:27that well, I was like, well that don't write that I'm blind on
- 19:30my ID. If you want proof, let me drive the bus. You
- 19:37do a lot of crashing. You're gonna do a lot of crashing, you
- 19:38know that. Yeah, exactly, that's how he'll find out. It's like,
- 19:42dude, you you dreaking. This is what you want to not me.
- 19:48Do you feel like you limit it? Am I limited with your condition?
- 19:53I mean, I can't drive, I can't do uper, but yeah'll
- 19:57be done. That's something about that. How can you miss something that you
- 20:02never experienced, So it's like you never drove before your life, right,
- 20:07Yeah, no, I haven't so well. Actually I drove like a color
- 20:11once, like two miles per hour upper Side Street. But I didn't hit
- 20:15anyone or at least anyone or at least anyone important me. Like I've been
- 20:23in the dog for twelve years. I drove, I did it. Oh,
- 20:26I've seen everything. So it's like a it's a total three sixty like
- 20:33trying to adjust to this life now. Oh really wait you told you you
- 20:36sp be able to see. Yeah, and then what happened? Lost my
- 20:38vision when I was twenty one? I got shot? You got shot?
- 20:41Yeah in my head? Yeah, wow, twice my head lost my vision.
- 20:47So in a case like that, like I drove before, I seen
- 20:52like colors, I've seen faces. Yeah, well that's like I never had
- 20:56that part. So it's not like I'm missing I don't feel like I'm missing
- 21:00out because I was never really able to see that, That's what I'm saying.
- 21:06So it's not a big loss for me. I'm pretty much just used
- 21:08to this. You watched like movies and stuff. Ru. Yeah, I
- 21:15can see when like literally, when I use my phone, I'm always like
- 21:18this, like trying to look right, yeah, like really close my face.
- 21:22But you say it like this, you're trying to describe it to a
- 21:23blind man trying to grab it. Don't work well, hopefully the camera start
- 21:30then, So so you watch an Alexa texts that should be close up on
- 21:34you. Yeah, exactly, I can hold her from far away. She's
- 21:37nice. That's your sis. M hm, So that's your sis. That's
- 21:44what Jesus said. No, I said, yeah, exactly, you look
- 21:48her up after this, I'll send her. I'll send you the link to
- 21:52what the link to her? Ass? I know Alexa Texas, you can
- 21:59I see them with why even went in the dark? Yeah, I mean
- 22:03I don't know what she looks like. But so when you so, when
- 22:07you were watching porn or watching anything for that matter, what you do is
- 22:11you you hold the phone really close to your your face so you can see
- 22:15like little details, enough details. Yeah, it's just like two actually,
- 22:19like two bloody things moving and making noise. But so you can That's why
- 22:25I got to rent out in iMX movies either and that, and tell them
- 22:27to play porn. Oh that's crazy, tell them to play or raided?
- 22:32Are wade it? Are pushing boots? You like a lot of seeing boots.
- 22:36You know you like a lot of porn. I see a lot of
- 22:40porn. You like it. I used to be addicted to it back when
- 22:42I was a kid. You're not. You're not addicted to it no more.
- 22:45I tried. Nah, I can't even like get an erection from it
- 22:49anymore. Really, I swear, like, why is that you watched it
- 22:53too much? I watched too much of it? Doesn't do anything anymore?
- 22:56Ship, damn, you was an addict for Yeah, I used to be
- 23:03on it. Wait what do you think my mom was doing? I mean,
- 23:07wait, think my mom. I guess I don't know what my mom
- 23:10thought I was doing. I said, all right, mom, I'm going
- 23:11to bed. She thought I was going to bed. I guess I mean
- 23:17going crazy. It's going crazy. I'm up there having a shooting spree.
- 23:25I didn't shoot up at school. I shot up my room. Ship,
- 23:29Oh my god, clean your room. Oh the dog. Yeah no,
- 23:41I'm not sure if those jokes are allowed to be in the podcast, But
- 23:42you know, that's cool. But what I'm saying you never tried to go
- 23:45out and date like not you ever had a girlfriend in your life maybe when
- 23:53I was younger, but having heaven in a while mm hmm, you have
- 23:59you have a thought about I don't know how you feel about dating another blond
- 24:02person. I mean know only other blond people besides you. I'm the first
- 24:07blond person. Oh. I know a few that I went to school with.
- 24:11I went through this like program in the summer. But that's really it.
- 24:15You my don't like go back to things like that. You know they
- 24:19got the Helen Kellen the Lighthouse. Oh yeah, I'm not. I've been
- 24:25there, but I'm not like a part of it. That's what you can
- 24:29meet new people. Yeah, I'm telling you how to meet new people.
- 24:33And I don't go there. I went to the Helen Kelly Is. I've
- 24:37been. I've been in this area. This is where the Commission is right
- 24:41over here, the Commission of the Blind. To do that or you ad
- 24:45the wrong person, I don't know, I don't know not And it's on
- 24:51conw Street, no Chamber Street. I think the Commission of the Blind.
- 24:56Yeah, I've been around here somewhere That's why I know the area. I'm
- 25:00the commissioner. Somebody can't call theirself the commissioner. That's not blond. I'm
- 25:04the commissioner of the blonds. So what is a day with EC? A
- 25:15day with EC? Yeah, it's like a normal day, looking like what's
- 25:19a normal day look like to you? My normal day or what I would
- 25:23like it to be? All right, So let's change it. If you
- 25:26had twenty four hours to see, what would you do in at twenty four
- 25:30hours? If I could do anything, I would just be performing on stage
- 25:34for twenty four hours. And I'm gonna say, if you had twenty four
- 25:37hours and you can see, what would you do if I was able to
- 25:41see? Yeah, for twenty four hours? What would you do? How
- 25:45would your twenty four hours look? Great? Question? What I would do?
- 25:49Because you've never seen before? So how would your twenty four hours look?
- 25:53Twenty four I'll just just run around, go up the girls for once.
- 25:59You go talk to some girl girls? Yeah, what kind of girls?
- 26:03I don't know. I guess I guess anyone hot. I can't see
- 26:06who's hot, who's who? Who's ugly? How do you how do you
- 26:08determine if a woman is hot. I don't. I just said you don't
- 26:12talk to women, But like what it does? What about their voice?
- 26:15Does they voice do something for you? No? It doesn't. Really like
- 26:19you hear a woman's certain tone of voice, like oh, like, I'm
- 26:22like, do you know that? That's what it's like misleading? All girls
- 26:25have hot voices? And then damn fuck, it's kind of true, Like
- 26:30you've ever been on the phone with something. Girls sound sexy. That's why
- 26:33all girls can do phone sex. My mom, Well, so how can
- 26:38you hilarry? You said every girl could do home phone sex stuff? Your
- 26:41mom? Yeah, she doesn't have a nice voice, do you? So
- 26:45do you find how do you find women attractive? I guess, like what
- 26:49do they do that attracts you? Like? What sticks out? Is it
- 26:52their presence? Is not the voice? I guess like their personality, if
- 26:55they're cool, if they help me, if they're like, hey man,
- 26:57do you want me to help you cross the street? Or do you want
- 27:00to help or do you want or do you want me to help? Guide
- 27:03you in me? That support help guid you in me? So you trying
- 27:07to say that That's what I've been waiting for a girl to say to me.
- 27:11My whole life. Hey, I'm going to help be like, hey,
- 27:14I'm trying to get to work. And I was like, oh,
- 27:15well, if you want, I can help guide you in me. For
- 27:18some reason, girls don't say that though. I don't know if that's too
- 27:22inappropriate for Yeah, that's why I'm trying to teach a class in school for
- 27:30they're not letting you in No school, an't even know. I gotta I
- 27:34gotta teach kids how to talk to the blind that Just just offer them help,
- 27:40Just say like, hey, how's it going. You don't have to
- 27:42say what I said before, Just offer them help though, that's what that's
- 27:47what I would That's what I would want. But you can help across the
- 27:51street and stuff. But so something stuck on to me. You said this,
- 27:55if you had twenty four hours to see, you'll talk to women,
- 27:57So which means you don't talk to women because you can't see pretty much.
- 28:02That mhm, I'd be dead if why you just don't jump out there and
- 28:07just try. And also, I don't go to club because it's way too
- 28:10loud in there. I'm hearing pads, y'all. But you're in a comedy
- 28:15club. It's females in there, you can talk to HM. You don't
- 28:18gotta go to a loud club, your comedy club. I'm quite sure women
- 28:21is women in there that you can talk to. You never try, No,
- 28:23there's never any when I performed, there's never any women in there.
- 28:29So it's just like you're performing in the club with a whole bunch of men,
- 28:32pretty much, and you let jokes go like that. I don't know
- 28:37what kind of clubs I'm gonna put a club, put it go, put
- 28:41the club together. I should go, Yeah, I should go with you.
- 28:42We're gonna be gonna put some together for you. I can't let you
- 28:45go like I like that. Yeah, it be definitely all right, So
- 28:49all right, Pamela ge reference like recommend you to me? Right. You
- 28:56never try to talk to Pamela, Pamela Pamela g Yeah, never trying to
- 29:00talk to her. Yeah, I was talking to her like he's never asked
- 29:04to take her on a date and no, none of that. Wait,
- 29:07yeah, talking to her like yeah, talking and you tried to be romantic
- 29:11with her, Yeah, like you try to get her to go out on
- 29:12a date and with who she thought she had a boyfriend. I don't know.
- 29:18I don't know. Yeah, she was telling me, like we were
- 29:22hanging out and stuff, but she was telling me she had a boyfriend.
- 29:23So okay, like we were she said she liked me, but she said
- 29:29she had a boyfriend. H So yeah, that's that never anymore? Yeah,
- 29:37maybe you will one day, so won't you don't stop? I mean,
- 29:41how old she is? You don't need to tell me. Okay,
- 29:45that's another thing. I can't tell how old girls are, so it doesn't
- 29:48matter what long day? Yeah, but let me see cant me her phrase?
- 29:52Da as long ass day of age like that? Kendrick Lamar Dre.
- 30:00This your poly recorchord. But you're gonna strike a minor. Yeah, but
- 30:04I feel like you are no young girl from a woman though by the tone
- 30:08of voice, you can't tell that about Oh wait, you guys are black,
- 30:11right? Yeah? Yeah? Can I tell say it? Tell a
- 30:14joke? Tell it. I see a bunch of blurry figures, So whenever
- 30:18someone walked off to me, I say, hey, what's up? My
- 30:21figure? Figure does not the word? But that's your works. Yeah,
- 30:29they don't think it's racist. I'm still lost. Wait, you're lost in
- 30:33that joke? Yeah you are not. Yeah, I couldn't. The saying
- 30:40is, hey, what's up my I know I not called it. I
- 30:41called it. No, people laugh at it. It's just yeah, we're
- 30:48gonna get you right. He's definitely gonna get you right. All right.
- 30:56What troubles do you have like being in the dog far as finding your shoes
- 31:02and knowing what you're putting on? I used to told me I had a
- 31:04shirt on. How do you know you had a white shirt on? Well,
- 31:08it's some kind of bright I mean like light color, white or yellow.
- 31:14And when people buy clothes, they don't sit and say like, this
- 31:15is white, this is red, this is blue. Look. I bought
- 31:18a shirt literally at that store. I was at like twenty minutes at that
- 31:25clothing store. Yeah, I bought it shut it was had some kind of
- 31:30cool, it had some kind of design on it, So I just bought
- 31:33it. I figured it looked cool, but I don't know what it was
- 31:37exactly what I'm saying, if you go shopping with your family, members of
- 31:41loved ones, yeah, they don't put your hand on they no, they
- 31:45know what looks nice. I don't really, So you don't pick out your
- 31:48own clothes. Nothing really standard, Like I don't see anything that looks nice.
- 31:53Really, I don't see nothing that looks nice either. But I know
- 31:56I'm the motherfucking the best dress of it is. I mean I I pick
- 32:00out things, but I gotta like go up to every like I like to
- 32:04collect shoes like sneakers, like Jordan's stuff. I literally have to go up
- 32:07to every sneaker, pick it up, hold it in front of my face,
- 32:10look at it, and put it back down and go on to the
- 32:14next shoe. And so you feel like it's the one that you want.
- 32:17Yeah, so it takes me forever to shop. Yeah, man, as
- 32:22you do it more, you don't think it'll pick up something different, you'll
- 32:25be quick with it. Well, you're taking them shopping like the girls section.
- 32:30I I pick up a bra, I'm like this, I'm like,
- 32:36hey mom, I god, youse something. Yeah. It's cool though that
- 32:39you can I mean, you figured out your own method, But visually you're
- 32:45still taking things in. That's pretty cool. Hm. You know, like
- 32:50the fact that you could even like look at a different shoe and observe some
- 32:52level of difference between them, like visually, that's that's cool. Like when
- 32:57I look at the shoe, I can't like tell the exact color, but
- 33:00I see some kind of shade dark, only see light and shadow. Mm
- 33:05hmm yeh see. But like like me versus you, it's like, I
- 33:08know how joy has always looked in life, So a person just gotta tell
- 33:14me the color wave and I just know what it is opposed to You've never
- 33:17seen a pair of joints in your life, so it's like you gotta really
- 33:23use your imagination. So it's like I see, Yeah, I'm like like
- 33:30I always feel those color blind tests and they're like find this boat inside this
- 33:37picture. I can never do that. How obviously, since the both of
- 33:43you guys see the world very differently than a lot of people, you gotta
- 33:46I mean, you're in your head a lot, right, How much do
- 33:51you rely on your imagination for life? Because obviously I imagine the most of
- 33:54it. Like do you see images? Do you see images in your mind
- 33:59when you imagine things? Well, yeah, I'm always like imagining things,
- 34:02like when I'm walking around. People think I'm like walking around lost all the
- 34:07time, But I'm always thinking of things in my head and imagining things.
- 34:10That's pretty much I guess what entertains me. Damn, I want not to
- 34:15ask this question, like because like I when I watch TV, I don't
- 34:21know what's going on, but I put a picture to it, Like you've
- 34:23really never seen pictures. I mean I can see pictures, Like I gotta
- 34:28stand really close to the TV though, like like right in front of it,
- 34:35so like and I'm pretty much standing the whole time. Shit, they
- 34:42ain't no no care, like they doctors said, it's not naked or about
- 34:45it like this is how it's going to be for the rest of your life
- 34:47pretty pretty much because like there's like a nerve nerves in the eye, and
- 34:52the nerves in my eye don't work, and there's not enough research on how
- 34:57to like fix that yet. Mixed. Yeah, none of these glasses that
- 35:02they have out make it strong, none of that. They're not like regular
- 35:07glasses. I got these. I bought these like classes that it was just
- 35:14like pretty much like a camera phone that you put that you wear on your
- 35:17face and it zooms in like like a camera. How was that? How
- 35:22is that? I mean that that was a little bit better, I guess.
- 35:30My brother tried bearing it once to a baseball game, but he couldn't
- 35:32even focus on the ball. It was like confusing. What makes you depress,
- 35:39like like every day besides being like you said, you depressed. It's
- 35:47like you said, you want to kill yourself sometimes. Yeah, like just
- 35:51being alone a lot alone. I don't sign them to no programs so you
- 35:58won't be alone. Yeah, exactly, trying to. I didn't get out
- 36:01more and do things besides you know, I mean pretty much, I go
- 36:08to the gym, work out, or I go to a show, which
- 36:17is that's what I really love doing. But everything else, it's like,
- 36:22so you get out, walk in the shees by yourself, you go into
- 36:25the gym, you going to the show. You don't try to. I
- 36:29conversate with people, not really, never go to therapy. Therapy. Yeah,
- 36:37yeah, but I had to stop because I just like, I always
- 36:39keep telling the same story like I and it got I got tired of town
- 36:45on the same story over and over again. Stories that it's like I don't
- 36:49I just like I'm home alone doing nothing pretty much other than the show.
- 36:55Yeah, but you don't feel like there's nothing that you could do better or
- 36:59more to take that feeling away, because what you pretty much what you want
- 37:06is not hard. You just need You just want company. Yeah, that's
- 37:10what you want. I gotta hang out for that. You just want to
- 37:14hang out, you just want company. Me, I'm depressed because I want
- 37:16to see again. Really, I don't care about that part like ship I
- 37:21do. So it's like it's two different things. So like what you're asking
- 37:24for, I feel like it's easy. I gotta start socializing. And I
- 37:30mean it's weird because they're growing up. I was always good at like telling
- 37:36jokes and making people laugh, but I never got socializing. So I will
- 37:40never talk much as a kid. I would only hang out. I would
- 37:45only talk to like a small group of friends. Start got cousins that you
- 37:51could hang out with and chill with? Wow to hang with? No?
- 37:57Not really we really we don't don't. I mean I have a cousin,
- 38:01but I don't see them that much. So I gotta like meet more people,
- 38:07even on dating apps, like go on dating apps trying to meet and
- 38:12stuff. Use a dated apps? Use dating apps? Do I do it
- 38:16on dating apps? Well, it's easier to talk to somebody through like dating
- 38:22apps than to talk to them in person. Well, it's easy to see
- 38:24them because I can zoom in and look at their picture and stuff like that.
- 38:29Oh, so you can you can make things out on the screen once
- 38:31you're like zoomed in, zoomed in all the way. But oh so you
- 38:36know whether or not you find somebody attractive or not. Yeah, picture,
- 38:39I can see if they're like good looking and stuff in that as so you've
- 38:43seen the face then, so you've seen the face then oh yeah, but
- 38:46I can't like well not now but right now in person person I'm saying like
- 38:52if it's on a computer, so you see a face. Yeah, So
- 38:54like when I'm watching porn, I gotta zoom in all the way. I
- 38:59can't porn. Like when I'm watching porn, I have the phone right in
- 39:02front of my face. I came to you. Who else is in the
- 39:06room. Who's your favorite? Give me your give me your top five favorite
- 39:08porn stars. Let's go five. I like Alexas, Texas. That's your
- 39:14girl, Maya Maya Moultkova Yeah, okay, Tory Black, Yeah okay,
- 39:21Jes the Rhodes, the fifth one. It's a whole category that people out
- 39:29there. My boy got a started five who the last one? Find out?
- 39:35That's not that's the fourth that's not Mount Rushmore, Mount Mount Rushmore.
- 39:39Yeah, like the Mount Rushmore. No, I get you is better than
- 39:44yours. I don't even know too many. Bro Cherokee definitely the top of
- 39:49the list. Top Beauty do Yall, Beauty do Go, Beauty sky Black
- 39:53that one and I'm going to miss Clear. No, take miss Clear Roxy
- 39:58Reynolds. Wait, who is Who's Who's the second one? You said,
- 40:06beauty do your I think, yeah, I think I like that girl.
- 40:08I think I like that. Is she the lesbian girl? NOI seen that
- 40:16girl though? You remember saying that? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Man.
- 40:23Oh so let me ask you, do you do you have? Do
- 40:29you have hopes to have a girlfriend in the future, like how do you
- 40:32twenty five? Twenty five, twenty five? So you know when would you
- 40:37like to have a woman in your life or do you want that at all?
- 40:39No? I mean I said, I'm socialized a little bit over the
- 40:43years. But that's where at the time I meet a girl, she's in
- 40:45a relationship, it's like, but one day you're but you know, forget
- 40:49all that. That's why I gotta meet someone. It's hard to meet someone
- 40:52that single. And then is it is it kind of like, uh,
- 40:57you know, the dating pool it already gets smaller, depending not how specific
- 41:00you are, but in your situation, which you prefer a woman that also
- 41:06can relate to you, like a woman who also maybe can't see or has
- 41:08another different disability. No, I mean I don't care about that all that.
- 41:14I mean she can be fully like normal, or she can have disabilities.
- 41:19I don't care. But is it hard to date with the disability?
- 41:22Yeahs Like do you feel like people look down on your disability? Because?
- 41:25Oh yeah, people? Why sometimes I'm embarrassed to tell people I have disabilities.
- 41:30I'm not sure how the hell hell they'll ever be embarrassed of that.
- 41:35King They might be like, oh, I don't want a guy that's blind,
- 41:39trust me, I'm out here. Don't look for things like that.
- 41:44Something do But that's the ones that you don't want in your life. Yeah,
- 41:47I don't have tons of money, so I'm not sure if they look
- 41:51for rich guys. So you're not counting the money. No, No,
- 41:53I don't. You said you don't come with money. Yeah, to love
- 41:58you the way you are, no money, no nothing. It loves you
- 42:00for your heart, not for what you can provide. Yeah, I gotta
- 42:06meet some of those girls. You gotta talk, You gotta show me around
- 42:10museums. It's something out here. Now. If you're in the club,
- 42:15that's a whole different boy. Do you go to like a blind club or
- 42:20just like a regular club club in Manhattan, it's all over. I gotta
- 42:25go go there with you meet someone? Sure you're ready for that? Yeah?
- 42:30I go there with you. I see someone I can hang out with.
- 42:34That's where you think your parents gonna let you come out with me?
- 42:37Your parents gonna let you come out with me? Yeah? Sure. They
- 42:39were like who even today, they were like, who you're going to meet?
- 42:43You know that's four or five in the morning. You're gonna come back
- 42:45in the house ready for that? Yeah? I can't sleep in nights.
- 42:51I'm always away, just like writing jokes and stuff. You drink hmm,
- 42:54drink yeah whatever, guess me drunk? Whatever you get you drunk. Yeah,
- 43:01that's pretty much all I know that. They're like, do you want
- 43:05to kill a vodka? I'm like, I'm not sure what any of these
- 43:07terms are. Just get me fucked up. I want I want to wake
- 43:10up naked, and I want to wake up naked at Taco Bell whatever,
- 43:15Its not happen. Just get me fucked up or something. Why Taco bell
- 43:28with not nobody else. I want to wake up naked with like five Mexican
- 43:34chicks next to me, and he goes, Koreans, Japanese Jews. You
- 43:40like, what do you like wolves? I said? Do you like them?
- 43:47All? Like them? All? Yeah? Sure? I thought wolves
- 43:55is like a cougar or something. I don't know. So let's let's let's
- 43:59go back to what you were saying, or the question he asked you earlier
- 44:01about if you had twenty four hours, what would you do? Like you
- 44:05kind of gave it answer, but I feel like you got something left.
- 44:07If I had twenty four hour, twenty four hours long, fine, I
- 44:09would start by performing on stage for an hour, okay, hmm, because
- 44:16I got some good material. I mean I have good material. I'm making
- 44:20you guys laugh when you performed for the hour? Right? You want to
- 44:23see the respect like you want to see the reactions on people's face. No,
- 44:28as long as I can hear them, though. Nah. I'm telling
- 44:30if you had twenty four hours to see, oh see, how would it
- 44:32be? What would you do? What would you say? Where would you
- 44:36go? I'm not even sure what I would say because on stage I talk
- 44:39about not being able to see or I talk about porn too, but yeah,
- 44:46no, most of my stand up is talking about like my life being
- 44:51blind. It's never thought about how life would be if you could see.
- 44:55Actually, do think about that too? Like what do you guys say when
- 44:58they see a hot girl walking ou on the street? Talk to them?
- 45:02How you doing? Sweetheart? Beautiful? Canna have a minute at your time?
- 45:06You guys start you guys start talking talking to your dick like some likes
- 45:12some type of dog, like, hey do you want her? Hey boy?
- 45:15Hey boy, do you want her? You got too much top of
- 45:16your head. That's a joke. It's like you're to be like, hey
- 45:22boy, hey boy, do you want to talk to her? Gets hard?
- 45:27That's it. That's just too much time, which is because I'm always
- 45:30thinking of jokes. But get up there and meet people. Could you spin
- 45:35it too much? I'm always just thinking of jokes. I don't care about
- 45:38like if people think I'm cool or stuff. I really don't care. I
- 45:42don't about being cool. You're cooling your own right, cool your own ways.
- 45:45It don't matter if people think you're cool or that. When you step
- 45:49outside, you feel like all eyes is on you when you step outside,
- 45:52do you feel like all eyes is on you. No, well, no,
- 45:57I got like low self esteems, so I never think people are out
- 46:00here looking at me. I'm always just like walking around thinking of things.
- 46:06Got a little self esteemed. You don't think you should like? No,
- 46:08I never I never feel like I never say like, yo, I'm the
- 46:14ship. I never think like that. Why not said I got lot self
- 46:19esteem? So you gotta change that. Gang you walk outside, you gotta
- 46:22know you that baddest motherfucker walking outside. That's why I don't date because also
- 46:27don't they because I'm like, I'm sure. I'm always like, I'm sure
- 46:30you can find someone better than me, So just so just blow that guy.
- 46:34I'm just never think that that's I ever think I ever think that I
- 46:37gotta change that. Never think that. That's why I don't focus on dating.
- 46:42I just work on comedy. I don't care even keep it real.
- 46:45Is no nigga on this with me? I know that for sure, for
- 46:49sure because what I like, Yeah, you could, well he can see
- 46:52I can book a cusser ride. What's the difference he driving a bend or
- 46:58whatever? Is it either least or is his parents two ninety could get us
- 47:02around the whole five boroughs, different calls. Well, if I could see,
- 47:09I would honestly just like work on comedy the whole day. Like that's
- 47:13what I would do in my life, even without saying you gotta work on
- 47:15yourself. Yourself is staying bro. I know, even I woke in the
- 47:19room. My no, I'm the baddest motherfucker there. Nobody can't shoot me.
- 47:22Now, I'm a king. You're supposed look at it like you're a
- 47:24king. I'm a king. No. Well, like doing comedy that makes
- 47:28me feel better about myself. Yeah, but when you're not, when you're
- 47:30not on that stage, I mean you down all the time. Then yeah,
- 47:34that's not good. Well that's why they say like laughter is the best
- 47:38medicine or something that's actually true for self esteem, because that actually makes me
- 47:43feel good. You love yourself. You love yourself sometimes sometimes sometimes you need
- 47:50therapy, Bro, I was in therapy for years. Yeah, you need
- 47:52to go back and really let pull like it never really helped me. I
- 47:57said to do chance. Well did you give it a chance? Yeah?
- 48:00I did it for years, Like I guys, just do it on my
- 48:02own and change my life, you know, I think so. Now I've
- 48:06been saying, saying that sometimes you don't love yourself, or you got low
- 48:10self esteem, or you're telling the girl go be with somebody else that can
- 48:15do better than me. It's nobody better than me. King, Yeah,
- 48:20I got thinking like that more, but got to that's not good. I
- 48:27mean, anybody could come and shoot you, shoot you down. They can
- 48:31say the littlest things. You're gonna crawl in the corner. That shit ain't
- 48:35good. Especially it's one percent of us. So if you ain't standing up
- 48:40and being comfortable in your skin, who will that mean? We were gonna
- 48:46get pushed back into the corners. We're gonna get swept back into the closets.
- 48:51My self esteemed down for the first eight years I was blind. You
- 48:52can't tell me shit now. Yeah, well I used to be worse than
- 48:58this, Like I used to have really lost for steam. So pick it
- 49:00up, Like if it was at a one before and now I was at
- 49:04like a five, at five or six, it's still not a ten though.
- 49:07No, that's good. But you're making progress, making progress, But
- 49:08don't say say like, go and be with somebody else. Nah, you
- 49:14supposed to feel like it ain't No, it ain't no better than you.
- 49:19No. But honestly, I if I could do one thing, I would
- 49:22just wreak on comedy. I wouldn't even like, I don't even care about
- 49:25dating. You don't want no kids? You don't want no kids? Kids?
- 49:30Yeah, why do you have kids? Got a son? Oh?
- 49:32Cool? I mean I don't know how does that work being blind? But
- 49:40have it being a father? Hm? How is it being the father being
- 49:44blind? Yeah? Like the best thing ever. I'm different. Like,
- 49:47do you ever like walk away and you can't find your kid? My son
- 49:52thirteen years old? We walked together. Yeah, I got nieces, I
- 49:58got nephews, I got step daughters. Like I ain't tripping over nine?
- 50:01I am who I am? So no, No disability ain't gonna stop me
- 50:07from dealing with my respect. Oh yeah. I always say, like when
- 50:09if I take my son to the park and then I can't find them,
- 50:13and then I'm like walking up to each kid and like just like picking them
- 50:15up. Your ki's gonna say, daddy, daddy, you can't gonna know
- 50:20who you is. I'm like, hey, kid, are you you wanna
- 50:22know your kid? People? Might you can put you can put my you
- 50:28can put my kids in a in a million, one hundred kids around them.
- 50:31I know I'm gonna know who they is. You always gonna know who
- 50:37your mother is, no matter how many women around her right around. Well,
- 50:42yeah, I don't know. Right there. It's the same thing,
- 50:44king, the same thing. Kids is beautiful mm hmm, what they experienced.
- 50:52I mean, like right now, I have a dog, right and
- 50:55I think I take my dog to the park. I can't find her because
- 51:00I just let her run and she never comes back. She's a bitch,
- 51:06she fuo and she just she's like trying to find me. And I'm like,
- 51:10nahen you crushed it. When you be doing your jokes, right,
- 51:14do you run them by somebody before you say it? When you're going over
- 51:17these jokes, right, like the jokes that you do, do you run
- 51:22them by somebody before you say them? I mean not really. If you
- 51:28ever had if you ever thought you was gonna be a motivation of speaking for
- 51:31anybody, I mean I tell them sometimes open micing stuff, but they usually
- 51:38get laught, so not get it. Nah, it's time and place for
- 51:43everything. What inspired you to do comedy? Where where did that come from?
- 51:45I said, Like, growing up, I love blacking comedy movies and
- 51:49stuff. It's your favorite comics. Top five favorite comics, Top five favorite
- 51:55comedians are like the comedian movie stars if they comments and movies or whatever.
- 52:01Well, I mean, I always love watching Adam Sandler movies growing up him,
- 52:07Will Federal movies, Jim Carrey, and then like s then I got
- 52:13in the stand up like Kevin Hard, Dave Chappelle, Louis c. K.
- 52:16Those are like top three right there, Louis K. But you know,
- 52:21you know you gotta watch. You gotta watch to learn. You gotta
- 52:24study your craft. Yeah, exactly, that's what I watch. I watch
- 52:29a lot of Yeah, like I always study study them by watching on YouTube
- 52:36and stuff. You know what I want you to do, well, don't
- 52:39just get the confidence on the stage. Have that confidence when you're walking in
- 52:44the streets, when you're trying to talk to a woman, if somebody help
- 52:46you across the street. You smell good? How you doing? My name
- 52:50is ec what's your name? You gotta take advantage of this. I do
- 52:55it all the time. Oh so up, let me help you. How
- 53:00you doing? Damn? You smell you know like you sure you can't see?
- 53:07That's what you make people laugh. When you make a woman laugh,
- 53:08you got it, you gotta. You're a funny guy already, so you
- 53:13got half the half the thing going for you. The half of socializing is
- 53:17it's making women like to laugh. I never picked up on social on social
- 53:23skills growing up. I always just got comedy. So yeah, I would
- 53:27make people laugh. Take your comedy off the stage and into the real world,
- 53:31right, make it personal. You got one person in your audience,
- 53:37so you can walk the street. So yo, you're so beautiful, and
- 53:38they looking at you like you got to stick? So how can you tell?
- 53:42Like? Yeah can, well, how do you know what forget beautiful?
- 53:49Do you don't care? You talk by talking? Don't care? You
- 53:53don't care? Break that down, I don't care. Yeah. Before I
- 53:59got shot, that looks with everything to me. So it's like I look
- 54:01for the pretty face. I look for the banging body, the big ass
- 54:04and everything else. But then when it was all sudden done, I got
- 54:08shot, and I seen how everybody scattered like roaches. Now I fall in
- 54:13love with personality. It ain't about to face no more. It's the personality
- 54:17like good conversations, like I fall in love with it, like that show
- 54:22me that you really love me without like I love you without looking at you,
- 54:25like seeing how you really is, like how you look. I love
- 54:29your heart, I love your personality, I love your ways. I don't
- 54:31love you for how you look, even though I still got friends that'd be
- 54:37like, yo, she's fire whatever whatever. I don't get me wrong.
- 54:42I never had an ugly girlfriend in my life. Though m H and I
- 54:45had a lot, I never had none ugly. But it's like I fall
- 54:51in love with the with the person, not the parents. Before you see,
- 54:55oh showty got a guc cheese, little finny proud of that shit,
- 54:58don't mean nothing cause they they can have a nasty ass attitude behind that,
- 55:02or don't really give a fuck about you, like they want what you could
- 55:06come with the money or whatever whatever benefits you do have that could benefit thumb.
- 55:12Well, when you gots somebody that love you for you, whether you
- 55:15broke, whether you blinde, whether you're in the wheelchair, whether you mute,
- 55:17it don't matter. That's that one for you, Chris. Let's let's
- 55:22wrap up. Well, be going Wait, that's thousand an hour already.
- 55:28It is pretty quick, man, especially with your jokes. But before we
- 55:31go to when you're joking around and stuff, I got two shirts for you,
- 55:37right cool. One that got the Voice of the Disables and the other
- 55:40one is the blinder. I'm trying to plus some ship. Yeah, one
- 55:47that says the blind. But now I see another one that's the Voice of
- 55:51the Disables. All right, cool, I'll get a chair for you too,
- 55:53I'm trying to get I'm trying to make my own chair too. Keep
- 55:57in touch, on, I'll teach you out well, but keep in touch.
- 56:00I'm gona teach you how word. I'll send you a bunch information and
- 56:04send you Yeah, I'll text you a bunch of things. I'll text you
- 56:07the corner video. All right, But before you go, put your information
- 56:12out there so people can get in touch with you. Oh yeah, So
- 56:15follow me on Instagram at e C Comedy, Yeah EC Comedy, e Comedy
- 56:23or yeah, I'm on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok YouTube. Yeah, so
- 56:30look me up. Is Ethan Corgano and you're and you already know who I
- 56:36am. FOBC know the official blind stuff of the King of the Dog,
- 56:39the Voice of the Disables. And it's been another episode thanks to Wolf.
- 56:45This is definitely gonna be I can't wait to see the comments on this one.
- 56:50But until next time, don't step unless you're gonna step big blind stepper,