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Pop Culture Minisode (S4 E16 "The Reigning Lorelai”) · I Am All In with Scott Patterson

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  Speaker 1: I am all in. I am all in with Scott
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  Speaker 1: Patterson and I heart radio podcast Everybody, Scott Patterson, I
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  Speaker 1: am all in Podcast Pop Culture, Season four, episode sixteen,
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  Speaker 1: the reigning laure line. That was great. Actually I like that.
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  Speaker 1: We can't see Amy, so I was like, what does
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  Speaker 1: that sound coming down the road? I am joined by
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  Speaker 1: Amy Sugarman, who you cannot see right now. Um uh,
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  Speaker 1: Tara suits Botch and Daniel Romo. We've got eating dinner
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  Speaker 1: at Emily and Richards. They get served Scargo, Rory says,
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  Speaker 1: snails Emily, Scargo, Laurela a slimy thing by any other name.
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  Speaker 1: This is a reference to Shakespeare's line when Juliet says,
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  Speaker 1: what's in a name? That which we call a rose
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  Speaker 1: by any other name would smell as sweet? Lorela is
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  Speaker 1: making fun that Escargo is not as sweet as a rose.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that lore I would have never gotten that. I
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  Speaker 1: would have never gotten that reference by any other name.
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  Speaker 1: Um Doyle, editing and criticizing Rory's piece for the Yale Newspaper. Doyle,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, can you say, Stephen Glass? The entire climate
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  Speaker 1: of journalistic ethics is under a microscope right now. We
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  Speaker 1: can't afford anything to look shady. I'd rather not have
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  Speaker 1: Toby McGuire play me in a movie about the Yale
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  Speaker 1: Billy settle. Thank you very much. What's wrong with Toby McGuire.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it was a very nice shout
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  Speaker 1: out to Toby. He's great and everything he does. I
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  Speaker 1: just did next to Toby McGuire at a show Alter
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  Speaker 1: Ego and I was standing watching the show and I
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  Speaker 1: looked at my love and like, oh my god, it's
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  Speaker 1: spidermider Man. I think it was like a reference because
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  Speaker 1: at the time Toby McGuire was like playing those kind
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  Speaker 1: of parts were like, well, I think Spiderman came out
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  Speaker 1: of the Snider House rules and like some of those
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  Speaker 1: like heavier parts. But also Doyle has very like similar
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  Speaker 1: features as Toby McGuire. Boy, you don't want to get don't.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to You don't want to be a
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  Speaker 1: target of of amy. She'll smoke you. She'll smoke it
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  Speaker 1: in her diaogue. She'll smoke It's true. Um. Stephen Glass
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  Speaker 1: was a journalist from the New Republic from until it
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  Speaker 1: was revealed that many of his published articles were fabrications.
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  Speaker 1: Toby McGuire is an actor who had this time. Spider
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  Speaker 1: Man two was just released in two thousand and four.
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  Speaker 1: It was a huge hit again after Spider Man Watch
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  Speaker 1: one was released in two thousand and two. Um, alright, same,
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  Speaker 1: seeing doiles up set? People seem to be taking their
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  Speaker 1: newspaper jobs seriously. Um, they're not taking their job seriously, Doyle.
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  Speaker 1: Look around this room. People writing their an throw papers
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  Speaker 1: on our computers, people xeroxing their phone bills on our
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  Speaker 1: copey machines. No one's running, no one's sweating. Every single
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  Speaker 1: person in this room looks extremely well rested. No one's
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  Speaker 1: spelled checks, no one fact checks. This is breeding round
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  Speaker 1: for the next Jason Blair, fix it and tidy up
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  Speaker 1: your desk now, talk about a shot across the bottle
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  Speaker 1: The New York Times. Jason is a former journalist who
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  Speaker 1: worked for The New York Times. He resigned from the
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  Speaker 1: newspaper in shame in in May of two thousand and
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  Speaker 1: three in the wake of the discovery of fabrication and
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  Speaker 1: plagiarism in his stories. Doyle is again criticizing everyone in
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  Speaker 1: the news room. Those references were tough and vaguely am
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  Speaker 1: getting that, but like you really needed a Internet, you
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  Speaker 1: had to be like Google. Yeah, but that was a
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  Speaker 1: big scandal when it when it's still was big in
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  Speaker 1: my brain. I was like, I'm getting it, but I
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  Speaker 1: totally can't remember it exactly, like the details of it all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, anyway, he was saying, they're going to
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  Speaker 1: turn into bad journalists. Um, and it was you know, look,
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  Speaker 1: it was shocking at the time because what do they
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  Speaker 1: call the New York Times. They called the Gray Lady
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  Speaker 1: or something, the Great Gray Lady. Do you read the paper?
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  Speaker 1: I used to read the New York Times all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody reads newspapers anymore. Yeah, only like a lot of grandpas.
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  Speaker 1: I read everything online. I was gonna say, do you
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  Speaker 1: have like a New York Times subscription online? Yeah? I do,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't read it. I only use it when
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  Speaker 1: I need an article, right, like you're searching something. If
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  Speaker 1: I'm searching something, yah, I only need it when I
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  Speaker 1: need to clean up some digital dougie doodom. Michael and
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  Speaker 1: Michelle and Suki's house sitting in front of the TV.
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  Speaker 1: Suki the man can't live without his dog show, uh,
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  Speaker 1: and Michelle, I could just kill my cable provider. No
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  Speaker 1: Westminster dog Show, but please enjoy Charlie's Angels Full Throttle
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  Speaker 1: twenty day. That is my mom. Michelle is my mom.
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  Speaker 1: She will he will lose her mind if she misses
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  Speaker 1: the dog show she liked one time, cried because she
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  Speaker 1: missed the hounds I missed. Get yourself together, And there
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  Speaker 1: it's recording, and there's Charlie's Angels Full Throttles of film.
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  Speaker 1: Um no Westminster dog Show. But please enjoy Charlie's Angels
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  Speaker 1: full throttle twenty four hours a day. All right. So
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  Speaker 1: Charlie's Angels Full Throttles a film that was released in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and three, A sequel to Charlie's Angels which
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  Speaker 1: was released in two thousand and one that was rebooted
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  Speaker 1: UH film starring Cameron Diaz, Lucy lu Drew Barrymore. The
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  Speaker 1: original cast of three Charlie's Angels TV show starred Fara
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  Speaker 1: Fauce At, Jacqueline Smith, Kake Jacksons. That's the real Charlie's Angels,
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  Speaker 1: that's the real deal. Do you if you thought of
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  Speaker 1: Charlie's Angels Danielle Boom, who do you think of? Cameron Diaz,
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  Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore, Lucy Live No Scott, who do you think
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  Speaker 1: of No, you think of that fair fair you think
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  Speaker 1: of that fair faucet poster in your bed immediately, not
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  Speaker 1: only Cameron um Lucy and Drew, but the the Disney's Child.
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  Speaker 1: So I was going to say, don't say that. Kristen
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  Speaker 1: Stewart was no no song. No, not Christmas series, no
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  Speaker 1: child song. Charlie's Angels. They did the song for it. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not that's not the real Charlie's Angels. I like
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  Speaker 1: Drew Barry and who was who was the guy on
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  Speaker 1: the other side of the microphone? Hello? The original guy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh Bosley and Charlie was jo is my boy? That
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  Speaker 1: is my boy? Mr Carrington coming on? Was the one
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  Speaker 1: in Darley? And he was that old timey speaker phone? Right?
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  Speaker 1: It was Bill Murray? Was Murray? No, he's Bosley? Who
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  Speaker 1: was Charlie? No? They is John Forsyth. I think I
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  Speaker 1: think they might have had the same Patrick Stewart. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at online. That's what Patrick Stewart. No, well
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  Speaker 1: it has him, It has Bill Murray, Patrick Stewart, David Doyle,
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  Speaker 1: Ramon Rodriguez. Maybe it was Patrick Stewart as Bosley. No,
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  Speaker 1: it was it was Bill Murray. And then it was
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  Speaker 1: Bernie Mack who voiced Charlotte Murray. Yeah. And then it's
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  Speaker 1: he's replaced by Bernie Mack, who's getting all this glowing
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  Speaker 1: publicity Bosley Yeah, who wastber Charlie's Angels cast? Victor Garth
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  Speaker 1: forsythe God rest his soul. I love John Forsyth. He
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  Speaker 1: reprised his role as the unseen voice in the movies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, Michelle is saying he hates full Throttle and
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  Speaker 1: would rather watch the Westminster Talk Show. Alright, So Emily
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  Speaker 1: is explaining certain barglasses are supposed to stay in the family,
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  Speaker 1: and someone in the family steals things from places. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't that sound familiar? Uh, Laurel, I dad's got a
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  Speaker 1: Oneona in the family. How cool? Who is it? Emily?
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  Speaker 1: His cousin Marilyn. She's been systematically pilfering those bar glasses
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  Speaker 1: for the last five years. And two thousand and one,
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  Speaker 1: Wanona shoplifted at the Sacks Fifth Avenue store on Wilshire
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  Speaker 1: Boulevard in l a and stole merchandise worth hundred and
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  Speaker 1: sixty dollars. She was found guilty of theft and served
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  Speaker 1: four hundred and eighty hours of community service. That's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I'm going through the the Utah State UH
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  Speaker 1: Traffic school right now. Wait, did you get a ticket?
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  Speaker 1: I got a ticket going through Utah. This was the
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  Speaker 1: officer that my wife after after he issued the ticket
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  Speaker 1: and laughed and we started pulling out. My wife looks
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  Speaker 1: at me and she goes, you idiot, why didn't you
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  Speaker 1: tell him who you were and that you were on
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  Speaker 1: your way to a convention and give him a damn autograph?
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  Speaker 1: He would have let us go, And I said no,
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  Speaker 1: he wouldn't. He would he would. He would have doubled
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  Speaker 1: the ticket. He would have busted me for bribe trying
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  Speaker 1: to bribe him. Um. Anyway, Yeah, so I'm in the
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  Speaker 1: traffic school right now. Online it's bad. I'm learning a lot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I see it as a learning opportunity. Like it. They're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's how I drive. It's like it's like there's two
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  Speaker 1: pages to read, there's eight sections, there's a quiz after
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  Speaker 1: every section. And I'm kind of enjoying it because because
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm challenging myself to get every question right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting nine. Um. But I'm I'm really I like it. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get off this podcast, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna go to bed. I'm gonna do more traffic
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  Speaker 1: school because I'm really looking forward to it. Lauralized comparing
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  Speaker 1: Maryland to a known as stealing things. That was funny,
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  Speaker 1: by the way. I mean, I love one O. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so glad she's had a strong comeback. But those jokes
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  Speaker 1: were funny. About everybody hasn't one known in their family.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that I think well, I had two
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  Speaker 1: three one owners in my family. Um alright. Next episode,
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  Speaker 1: season four, Episode seventeen, girls in bikinis, boys doing the twist.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks everybody, that was fun. Before everyone goes have you
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  Speaker 1: ever shoplifted? And everyone else to tell the truth? No,
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  Speaker 1: I did, but it was very innocent. I fully remember
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  Speaker 1: this happening. I my dad is a big fisherman. We
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  Speaker 1: were at sports l a and he was getting lures
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  Speaker 1: and I asked him to get specific lures and he
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  Speaker 1: told me no, and I just put it in my pocket.
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  Speaker 1: I must have been like eight years old, walked out,
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  Speaker 1: you know whatever, you get in the car. We get
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  Speaker 1: home and my dad sees that I have the lures.
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  Speaker 1: Act you back. I got in so much trouble my
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  Speaker 1: niece did that once. She took a brownie and put
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  Speaker 1: it in her like you know, she was like put
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  Speaker 1: in her purse. And then she got home and she
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  Speaker 1: told her sister come in my bedroom. And then my
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  Speaker 1: my sister in law saw and dragged her right back
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  Speaker 1: to the store and she had to pay for it
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  Speaker 1: and apologize. Yeah, that was so much trouble. You just
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  Speaker 1: scarred from that from your dad. Seems like Scott's got
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  Speaker 1: something better than allure. No, we used to. We used
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  Speaker 1: to pinch and she got even a wing of candy,
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  Speaker 1: candy and um candy from the local drug store. And
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  Speaker 1: then my buddy, uh Tommy, we'd go on the record
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  Speaker 1: store and he tried to He actually would try to
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  Speaker 1: steal record albums. He's stuff. Yeah, and we were little
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  Speaker 1: kids and you had this big albums, big square albums,
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  Speaker 1: stuff like led Zeppelin album into it and we got
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  Speaker 1: in the front of his pants with the baggy shirt.
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  Speaker 1: He gets caught every single time, Oh every time, every time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I've stolen nothing neither, no, not a thing. Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to, like literally, i'm trying to. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you one thing. I'll tell you one thing. I'm try
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  Speaker 1: you have. That's you're such a liar. You stolen my heart.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. That's cute. I was about
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  Speaker 1: to say. I was like, I don't think this considers stealing,
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  Speaker 1: but like at at my Heart and like the Price Camera,
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  Speaker 1: they were like, take whatever you want. So I took
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  Speaker 1: like a bunch of like I heard shirts, so that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't stealing. It was like a bunch that's not no,
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  Speaker 1: I know what I'm saying, like to take a like
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  Speaker 1: I took a bunch of stuff one day, so probably
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  Speaker 1: more than I should have. But no, I was all,
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  Speaker 1: I think more than is on this and I think alike,
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  Speaker 1: we just have this criminal mentality. We live life on
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  Speaker 1: the edge, steal stuff, adrenaline, rush amy, I don't leave
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  Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, we'll end up in the Who's Goal.
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  Speaker 1: You guys will be continuing on with the with the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's my number one know I'm not ever going
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  Speaker 1: to commit a crime. Um bye, guys, guys, this was
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  Speaker 1: great stuff. Much love, all the best, Take care hey everybody,
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