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Rabbit Hole Talk - Ep.8 · Minus The Distraction

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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Speaker 2: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha
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Speaker 2: ha ha!
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Speaker 3: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Speaker 2: Ha ha ha ha ha! Not being able to breathe
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Speaker 2: or drowning or none of that shit. But he was submerged, nigga.
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Speaker 2: He had some base, bro. And a couple other motherfuckers.
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Speaker 2: They knew who he was.
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Speaker 3: Dolphins, I heard that they don't want us to communicate
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Speaker 3: with them because they know too much shit. They know
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Speaker 3: a lot of shit. And them niggas is smart. Like,
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Speaker 3: they real smart.
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Speaker 2: I think one of y'all was the one telling me
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Speaker 2: about that scientist. I was like, fucking the dolphin? Is
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Speaker 2: that one of y'all?
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Speaker 4: Maybe it was someone else.
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Speaker 5: But there was some scientist chick that was like, she
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Speaker 5: had a whole relationship. Like, she was studying the dolphins.
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Speaker 5: And she ended up like, I guess she was like
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Speaker 5: an intimate girl.
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Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about. I know that story.
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Speaker 2: She got fired and shit. Yeah, because she used to
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Speaker 2: love that shit. She fell in love.
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Speaker 5: And then I guess when they separated her from the dolphin,
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Speaker 5: the dolphin like.
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Speaker 2: Killed itself or some shit. Yeah, crazy shit. Some bad shit.
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Speaker 2: It's like I finally got a human. I'm getting some
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Speaker 2: human pussy. I'm not a dolphin. Foreigner.
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Speaker 5: I got some foreign shit.
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Speaker 2: Very foreign. Different anatomy. Dolphins is vicious too, bro. We
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Speaker 2: can just pray, man. Nah, they banned it. They used
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Speaker 2: to have the, um, do the births.
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Speaker 6: So, say, one of your kids is about to be born,
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Speaker 6: you throw her in the water with the dolphins, they'll
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Speaker 6: swim around her, and they'll help her give birth.
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Speaker 2: But they stopped doing that because them kids end up being, like,
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Speaker 2: mad smart. They're like superpowers and shit. Probably. They couldn't
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Speaker 2: have that happening. Probably the fucking.
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Speaker 5: probably like literally that's probably what mermaids were back in
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Speaker 5: the day it was niggas humping dolphins.
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Speaker 2: Nah that's some real shit and then the.
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Speaker 5: Dolphins had fucking a baby underwater and it was half
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Speaker 5: human and that shit had gills and shit could be
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Speaker 5: who knows that's probably like certain animals they want you
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Speaker 5: to stay away they don't interact with humans like dolphins.
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Speaker 2: And seals Nah, seals will fuck you up. Nah, not seals.
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Speaker 2: What's the other ones? The nice ones? Sea lions?
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Speaker 5: The cute ones that you're not supposed to pet them
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Speaker 5: or feed them?
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Speaker 4: Otters, nigga?
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Speaker 2: Bro, they're all vicious.
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Speaker 5: I'm just saying, they could probably get fucking impregnated by humans.
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Speaker 7: They can impregnate a human, nigga? I think humans could
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Speaker 7: get impregnated by other shit, nigga. You know why?
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Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, she got a rabbit hole.
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Speaker 8: The Bible was talking about the Nephilim, and the Nephilim
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Speaker 8: was basically the kid that, between mortal women and the
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Speaker 8: angels who came down, the big-ass giant mocha girls terrorizing shit.
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Speaker 8: But that's why I think the mermaids and shit was
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Speaker 8: the mothers of the motherfucking kids, the Nephilim kids who
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Speaker 8: wanted to keep, who wanted to, who went mad and
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Speaker 8: went crazy.
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Speaker 2: It was too much. And they went paranoid. I'll send
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Speaker 2: my big giant son to smash the country. They had
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Speaker 2: to turn the message down. Nah, go in the water.
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Speaker 2: It's over for you.
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Speaker 5: I think there's a hundred percent like a human fish population.
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Speaker 5: Like some type of mermaid thing. I think They all
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Speaker 5: got captured already.
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Speaker 2: By the government. They're still out there. They just like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: they can't fuck with us down here.
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Speaker 3: They can't get to us all down here.
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Speaker 2: Underwater caves and shit.
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Speaker 4: They still discovering the caves and shit.
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Speaker 2: What was that?
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Speaker 5: Did you see the Black Panther, the second one? I
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Speaker 5: think it was the second one.
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Speaker 4: I know what you're talking about.
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Speaker 2: They put the fish in it. They were humans. They
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Speaker 2: used to be humans.
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Speaker 5: And they had it got mutated and fucking, like, forgot about.
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Speaker 5: And it's been underwater doing their own shit for years.
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Speaker 2: And then they realized they could live long. It's like
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Speaker 2: Aquaman ain't know about the niggas. I think so. Where
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Speaker 2: the fuck was Aquaman at? Remember the Aquaman movie? Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: He had his own kingdom.
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Speaker 8: So it's like, what the fuck, bro?
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Speaker 2: Maybe they just didn't go to that side of the ocean.
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Speaker 8: I feel you. Now that's the shit we're talking about.
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Speaker 8: It's different kingdoms of that shit.
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Speaker 2: That's that nigga that was by Africa or some shit.
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Speaker 2: They might not even know they exist. Yeah, it was
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Speaker 2: right outside Wakanda, bro. Chill out. They have exposure to
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Speaker 2: this shit? Than what? To that mineral, the vibranium? They did.
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Speaker 5: They actually had some better shit. They had vibranium, and
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Speaker 5: they had more of it, and they had some shit
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Speaker 5: that was a little bit stronger than vibranium.
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Speaker 2: It was crazy.
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Speaker 5: They were the original ones that found the vibranium.
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Speaker 2: You niggas was in the water, bro. What do you mean?
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Speaker 5: And that's why they wanted their shit back. They were like,
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Speaker 5: we're coming back for our shit. Because they left the land?
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Speaker 2: No, you niggas was not the original people, bro. Fuck
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Speaker 2: out of here. I just hate how they killed Angela
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Speaker 2: Bassett in that movie, bro. Angela Bassett? Yeah, Bassett too.
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Speaker 2: When they popped up and it was like.
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Speaker 8: Hit the water through the shade, killed her on impact
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Speaker 8: when they rose up.
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Speaker 2: Wait, the Black Panther or somebody else? Angela Bassett, the mother. Oh,
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Speaker 2: the mom. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, you don't have enough
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Speaker 2: actors and actresses.
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Speaker 5: Sometimes I don't know their names.
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Speaker 8: The crazy lady who did that movie with Martin Lawrence.
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Speaker 8: The line between love and hate.
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Speaker 5: That sounds messed up.
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Speaker 2: Oh, God, you don't know movies? I do. Go talk
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Speaker 2: to Ron B. Ron B, what the fuck, man? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I think it wasn't around. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, yes,
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Speaker 2: I don't even know Angela Bassett. Let me see Angela Bassett.
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Speaker 2: It don't matter. It's not like it's... Oh, I know her. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you know her big face, man. I know Bassett. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: she's a... She's an original. That's why I hate that
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Speaker 2: they killed her, like, in the movie. She coulda had
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Speaker 2: stayed alive longer.
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Speaker 8: I mean, if you look at the Rh blood factor thing,
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Speaker 8: you know, a lot of people don't have that shit.
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Speaker 2: Why didn't they say some people smell like red gold?
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Speaker 8: They actually got canine genes in their fucking DNA, bro.
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Speaker 2: Never heard that shit before. Some niggas do smell like
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Speaker 2: white dog. Bro, because they have dog in their DNA, bro.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, white people definitely.
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Speaker 8: Different types of people is mixed with different types of animals.
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Speaker 8: Some niggas got the RH monkey rhesus factor DNA.
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Speaker 2: What the fuck? We don't got that shit.
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Speaker 8: Everybody ain't 100% identical humans.
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Speaker 2: Different motherfuckers pretending to be quote-unquote humans. You know gnomes?
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Speaker 2: The little short motherfuckers? Them niggas is real, bro. You
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Speaker 2: spoke to a gnome or two before. He just happened
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Speaker 2: to be human-sized. That nigga's a gnome, bro. I was
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Speaker 2: at the art shit. The dude running it, he's one
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Speaker 2: of these gnome people and shit.
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Speaker 8: He said it's a certain little industrial city in New
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Speaker 8: York in West Bubba Fuck, and it breeds a certain
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Speaker 8: type of man there. And basically what I got from
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Speaker 8: it was that it's a fucking little gnome village, and
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Speaker 8: y'all just be building, working on shit. Because every time
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Speaker 8: you see gnomes and shit, they always building, working on shit,
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Speaker 8: fixing shit up.
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Speaker 2: You niggas is real. I think it's a small person thing.
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Speaker 2: It might be. That's my shit. Do you consider yourself
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Speaker 2: a gnome? The fuck?
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Speaker 8: You got something on your face, bro?
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Speaker 2: Just say it like you're a saw person. Like an
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Speaker 2: oversized gnome.
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Speaker 5: I'm actually a little bit taller.
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Speaker 2: Than a midget. I think a midget is like At
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Speaker 2: 4'10 and below.
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Speaker 4: 4'10 and below.
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Speaker 2: And I'm like 5'3, 5'4.
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Speaker 4: Pretty close.
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Speaker 2: You made it. Still taller than a midget. That's how
10:08
Speaker 2: girls are. 4'5, 5'5. That's always a conversation starter. No way.
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Speaker 2: You should not pay $ 2, midget.
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Speaker 4: No way.
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Speaker 2: 5'5. Yeah. Signed it on my license. 4'2. I think
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Speaker 2: I'm taller than him.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's.
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Speaker 2: 4'2. Oh, is he really?
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Speaker 4: 4'2.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. He might be that short with the numbers, man.
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Speaker 2: Is he that short?
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Speaker 4: I thought he was 4'2.
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Speaker 2: That's funny.
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Speaker 4: I mean, every time I see him in a picture,
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Speaker 4: that shit be looking like a little baby.
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Speaker 3: I remember I seen like a picture of him and
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Speaker 3: he just be looking like oldie, like smaller than everybody else.
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Speaker 9: You know what's crazy?
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Speaker 8: The people that be putting the hunkers in they body
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Speaker 8: and hanging they suit.
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Speaker 2: How did she die? She drowned. And Black Panther 2,
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Speaker 2: the mom? Yeah. I had to watch it back because
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Speaker 2: I didn't remember that scene. I was fucked up. Yeah, very.
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Speaker 2: Did she save the other girl? The daughter? I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I just saw that part. Did she save her? I
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Speaker 2: was about to say some shit.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I was looking up body suspension last week. Because
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Speaker 8: my right here was so sore. I was willing to, like,
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Speaker 8: put a hook through my shin and hang and.
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Speaker 2: Suspend in the air, bro. Like, that shit was bothering me.
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Speaker 2: Where is it? Your shoulders? Like, right here, bro.
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Speaker 4: Where you sit. So that's why you asked me that shit?
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Speaker 2: Yes, nigga, because I looked that shit up last week.
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Speaker 3: You told me about putting fucking hooks in their body.
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Speaker 2: Hey, hey. People do that?
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Speaker 8: Yes, bro.
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Speaker 2: On their skin? Yes, like, so you do it from, like,
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Speaker 2: right here. I don't think you should do that. And
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Speaker 2: then you grab, like, right here. No, I don't mean
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Speaker 2: to do that shit. I can't watch that, bro. I'll
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Speaker 2: be like, oh, gosh.
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Speaker 4: Come ahead and take a hang up from this shit.
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Speaker 2: You could, like, hang from, like... You're hanging by his nipples.
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Speaker 8: It gets to a point, like, once the pain hit
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Speaker 8: a threshold where it started feeling good, you start feeling
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Speaker 8: euphoric and shit. Because your body gets a rush of
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Speaker 8: dopamine and adrenaline.
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Speaker 7: That's some real white people shit, bro.
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Speaker 2: I can't lie. I just thought it could be a
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Speaker 2: way to relieve some stress.
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Speaker 5: I saw you seeing a scary woman that got tortured
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Speaker 5: and he's just hanging in the meat room by her
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Speaker 5: shoulders with hooks.
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Speaker 2: Nah, I don't need to approach it like that though.
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Speaker 2: I can just like.
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Speaker 8: Don't go to nobody's house and offer it as a service.
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Speaker 2: Don't go by yourself. No, this is going to end
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Speaker 2: up in a freezer. You put the harness on my body,
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Speaker 2: then suspend. I'm just going to hook you for it.
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Speaker 2: Look at my body.
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Speaker 9: Wow.
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Speaker 2: I had to research this thing. Maybe you just, like,
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Speaker 2: go hang from, like, a monkey bar. Hold it. Just hang.
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Speaker 2: You have to stretch. Yeah, no. It says that this is.
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Speaker 8: Just a couple of different ways I could suspend myself.
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Speaker 2: These are good, bro. Before doing that.
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Speaker 4: A couple of these.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Where's that, the stretch?
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Speaker 8: The way I looked it up, I was like, health
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Speaker 8: benefits of body suspension. So I just be like, yeah,
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Speaker 8: where's the closest body suspension place?
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Speaker 3: Does your spine feel out of place?
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Speaker 2: No. I was feeling like this last week. I got
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Speaker 2: the chiropractor. My sits don't feel... Are we seeing the.
14:37
Speaker 5: Ads all the time on fucking Facebook that pop up?
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Speaker 2: Latham? $ 25. It's my muscle, not my bone.
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Speaker 4: For a massage?
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Speaker 2: For a chiropractor to just pop you a little bit. No,
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Speaker 2: it's not my bones. I need that. It was just
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Speaker 2: my muscles. It was just sore than you. And that's
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Speaker 2: a stretch. That was our stretch zone. So you just
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Speaker 2: go there and they just... They help you stretch. You
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Speaker 2: said what? Stretch zone. They stretch you out?
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: They're like you put in the machine and then they'll like.
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Speaker 6: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what type of things they got.
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Speaker 4: Say something strong.
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Speaker 2: That's fire. So they'll like. Some new shit I've been seeing.
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Speaker 2: So they'll like could grab this and like stretch this
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Speaker 2: shit out. Take 25 bucks for like a session.
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Speaker 4: Might have to go do that. Do like a.
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Speaker 2: Do a.
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Speaker 4: Do an episode. Do like a session with that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. they might fuck with us too cause they promoting
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Speaker 5: like crazy bro so it's like yeah so we gonna
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Speaker 5: give you some free review live review.
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Speaker 4: So we gonna do that put that shit in the
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Speaker 4: episodes and shit.
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Speaker 10: I wanna do the chiropractor I wanna make a whole
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Speaker 10: new episode make something new you feel me no.
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Speaker 8: I definitely gotta go somewhere sometimes.
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Speaker 2: Like one time I looked up I was like.
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Speaker 8: Can I like what's these shit called fuck the tendons
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Speaker 8: right here I was like can you like wash your tendon?
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Speaker 2: Or like, can you take it out, wash it, and
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Speaker 2: put it back? It was like, it was like, no.
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Speaker 8: You know, it's inflammation on your veins and on your shits.
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Speaker 2: I was like, can you like remove the inflammation? They
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Speaker 2: was like, no, we can't do that.
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Speaker 8: It's a lot of surgical involved.
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Speaker 4: Crazy.
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Speaker 2: I was like, damn, man.
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Speaker 8: Because I'm generally curious about what can the body not do.
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Speaker 2: Like, you get surgeries and all that shit. Or they
16:37
Speaker 2: need a heart transplant.
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Speaker 8: I'm like, can I do some shit where I wash
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Speaker 8: and massage your muscle and then, like, surgically put your
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Speaker 8: shit back in?
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Speaker 2: Duct tape, super glue, put back together. I don't know, bro.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. I actually can't do that. Dude, that's
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Speaker 2: what's happening. Why'd you have to go to China? Because
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Speaker 2: you got, that's how arthritis is. It's inflammation of your joints.
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Speaker 2: I have some shit in there. Can they, like, open
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Speaker 2: this up or, like, just wash the inflammation off? That's
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Speaker 2: probably what they got to do, bro, from washing this
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Speaker 2: fucked up on my hand. No, but that's not what
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Speaker 2: I said. That's probably what they have to do, cut
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Speaker 2: it open and drain it.
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Speaker 5: Maybe.
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Speaker 2: That would work. I don't know. I'd have to go
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Speaker 2: to a doctor. I didn't know that's what it was.
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Speaker 2: My finger's fucked up. This should be getting stuck, this
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Speaker 2: middle finger. He'd be like, hey, fuck! Fuck! But also,
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Speaker 2: I fucked this finger up in high school in wrestling,
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Speaker 2: I remember. And I just had it, like, taped. I
17:34
Speaker 2: had it taped to this finger for, like, three months.
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Speaker 2: She was hurting.
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Speaker 3: I said, tape this finger to the other finger.
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Speaker 2: So I didn't have to bend it because I hurt
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Speaker 2: so bad. I just taped it together. I ain't never
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Speaker 2: heard you in a week, though. I just caught up
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Speaker 2: on the wrestling, bro. I was fucking excited. I taped
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Speaker 2: my fingers together. They called it a day.
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Speaker 4: I was going to go to a hospital, bro. What
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Speaker 4: the fuck?
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Speaker 2: Fuck a hospital, nigga. I got arrested with some big
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Speaker 2: niggas today. I can't let the team down, nigga. Well,
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Speaker 2: that's what happened. I fucked it up out of match.
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Speaker 2: I jammed it up bad, bro. I thought I broke
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Speaker 2: that shit, man. My coach was like, yo, tape that
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Speaker 2: shit together. Don't bend it. And he's like, go to
18:28
Speaker 2: the doctors tomorrow.
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Speaker 5: I think I did go to the doctors and they
18:34
Speaker 5: were just like, I forgot what they said. They were like, yeah,
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Speaker 5: it's fucked up.
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Speaker 2: They do that.
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Speaker 4: I just taped it up.
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Speaker 2: It's cooked. He's got his shirt.
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Speaker 4: He didn't give you no splint or nothing?
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Speaker 8: Maybe he has no insurance or nothing.
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Speaker 2: I feel like I did have a splint for like
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Speaker 2: a week or two. I took it off. My shit
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Speaker 2: was still fucked up. I just taped it up. Just
19:04
Speaker 2: taped it up. He said two months. I had that
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Speaker 2: shit on for a bit.
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Speaker 5: I remember I was like, every day I had that
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Speaker 5: shit wrapped up.
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Speaker 2: The rest of the practice... They're going to be like this.
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Speaker 4: We come in peace.
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Speaker 2: We come in peace. In the classroom. Me.
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Speaker 4: Me.
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Speaker 2: I know the answer. That's okay, house. We heard you. No,
19:46
Speaker 2: I know the answer.
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Speaker 9: Look.
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Speaker 2: Look.
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Speaker 3: That's probably exactly what I was going to.
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Speaker 4: Say.
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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up, guys? I'm like, ah, fuck, guys. You know,
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Speaker 2: that's from the top of my head.
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Speaker 9: Damn.
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Speaker 8: That's a good intermediate skit right there.
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Speaker 6: The same way you told us? No, but the same
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Speaker 6: way you told us? You just narrate it?
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Speaker 8: Like, yeah, I wrestled this guy and jammed my finger
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Speaker 8: and then you have your finger all jammed up and
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Speaker 8: the co-sage taped and shit together.
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Speaker 2: The jammed up finger. We should do a, um... I
20:26
Speaker 2: was thinking this, too. Like, we should do it just for, like,
20:29
Speaker 2: little documentaries about our lives. A little... Just sit down,
20:37
Speaker 2: just shit you've been through. I've been through some shit, bro.
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Speaker 2: I have a story I tell all the time to people.
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Speaker 2: Like when I got arrested and shit. How I got
20:48
Speaker 2: arrested and all that shit.
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Speaker 5: And I be telling people that story, they be like, yo,
20:53
Speaker 5: that shit is like a fucking movie when you just
20:55
Speaker 5: told me that shit.
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Speaker 1: That's why I just said what I said, bro. You
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Speaker 1: can animate it, which we want to do. You can
21:01
Speaker 1: sit there and just tell it. You can have a
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Speaker 1: picture up. You can do a slideshow. Especially if you
21:08
Speaker 1: got the story. All you got to do is record it.
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Speaker 2: You got to do a little documentary. Once you got
21:12
Speaker 2: the documentary, you got the audio.
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Speaker 5: And like, yeah, you can do a little slideshow in
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Speaker 5: the back. Make it come to life a little bit more.
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Speaker 2: Okay. You got Doc's Baha. You got the story. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: we should do a little documentary. I should be fired.
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Speaker 2: I didn't even, you know, write it up with ChatGPT,
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Speaker 2: write your scripts. I think it's a memory. I don't
21:33
Speaker 2: need a script to tell you. I'm saying if you
21:35
Speaker 2: want to, like, you know, put some notes, shit you
21:37
Speaker 2: want to talk about. Okay, that part. So you can remember,
21:40
Speaker 2: you know. Like, yo, tell me. Maybe just notes. Maybe
21:44
Speaker 2: just notes.
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Speaker 4: It'd be a question.
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Speaker 3: Have the AI ask you questions about your childhood.
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Speaker 4: And whoever interviewing, like, tell me a time when I.
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Speaker 2: Oh, the year was 99. Where you from? How long
22:02
Speaker 2: do you live? What's your oldest memory? The year was 99.
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Speaker 7: And it was December 9th.
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Speaker 2: It was my birthday. I just came into country.
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Speaker 4: The old man.
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Speaker 2: The year was 99. That just means he felt old.
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Speaker 2: I didn't do that. That just made me feel so old, bro.
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Speaker 3: You told me the year was 99.
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Speaker 2: Back then, the world was different.
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Speaker 8: Like, just me talking to, like, someone who's, like, 25, born.
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Speaker 4: In 01, I'm like, oh, shit.
22:41
Speaker 2: He's like, wow, I wasn't even born yet. It must
22:43
Speaker 2: really be over.
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Speaker 5: 1993 Back in my day, kids were able to go outside.
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Speaker 2: And if you went missing, that was your ass. If
22:58
Speaker 2: you went missing, you were fucked.
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Speaker 8: You wanted to come home because you and that kidnapper
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Speaker 8: was going to get your ass beat.
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Speaker 2: I was really loud outside. I was feeling bad for
23:08
Speaker 2: my kids. I was really outside, bro. As a kid.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, like.
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Speaker 2: Like, nine, eight. Supervision. No, supervision. That's what I mean.
23:18
Speaker 8: Because we were smarter as kids back then. We didn't
23:21
Speaker 8: have this technology to them. We actually had to live
23:24
Speaker 8: in the moment and learn. I also lived in, like,
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Speaker 8: a project, too.
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Speaker 2: So it was just like. Yeah, other little kids. Yeah,
23:30
Speaker 2: other kids. Everybody knew each other. Mad families. Like, if
23:35
Speaker 2: one parent was, somebody was watching you, you know. Hey,
23:38
Speaker 2: what y'all doing? And your grandma looking for you. Some
23:43
Speaker 2: shit like that. Oh, my brother, okay. Yeah, I feel
23:51
Speaker 2: like I ain't gonna lie. I wouldn't do that again
23:54
Speaker 2: for my kids.
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Speaker 4: Just move to a complex. That shit was lit. My
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Speaker 4: shit was lit. It was just mad Spanish thinking, man.
24:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, a Spanish complex probably had to do with you.
24:07
Speaker 2: That shit did, right? Everyone making a different Spanish dish tonight.
24:12
Speaker 2: They would all get together. And my grandpa was from Jamaica.
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Speaker 5: So he'd be out there fucking with him. He was
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Speaker 5: the maintenance assistant manager at the complex. He ran this shit.
24:30
Speaker 5: There was a nigga above him, but he didn't live there.
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Speaker 4: And my grandma ran it.
24:36
Speaker 2: And everyone owned it? Or just like, yeah, just, you know,
24:41
Speaker 2: ahead of him.
24:44
Speaker 5: But yeah, he was the man, bro. They would always
24:46
Speaker 5: do these fucking, they would be down there drinking beers
24:48
Speaker 5: and shit in the basement. He had a little, you know,
24:51
Speaker 5: he had the keys to everything. So he had a
24:53
Speaker 5: little setup in the basement. They'd be in there playing
24:55
Speaker 5: dominoes and shit. They'd be outside and we had like
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Speaker 5: this big grass field. They were out there fucking cooking
25:03
Speaker 5: a whole pig, bro. Every couple months, a whole fucking pig.
25:08
Speaker 5: Everybody out there just eating that shit.
25:09
Speaker 2: Let me get a foot. They cook it a different
25:12
Speaker 2: way every time. In a box, on a fire. Is
25:15
Speaker 2: it in a box? Yeah, one time it came in
25:18
Speaker 2: a big-ass box, and I just cooked it in the box.
25:21
Speaker 2: You just threw the whole box on the fire? I
25:24
Speaker 2: don't know how. I think they just, I don't know.
25:27
Speaker 2: I don't know how they did it. I know it
25:29
Speaker 2: was cooking in the box. It was smoking. You could
25:32
Speaker 2: open it up.
25:33
Speaker 5: I think it was made out of some type of
25:35
Speaker 5: wood that didn't really.
25:37
Speaker 2: Catch on fire Oh, okay, a smoke box. Yeah, like
25:41
Speaker 2: a smoke box.
25:42
Speaker 4: Some shit like that.
25:43
Speaker 2: They might have been smoking it the whole time. I
25:45
Speaker 2: was mad young. I seen them cook it one time
25:50
Speaker 2: on the fire, though, with, like, you know, with the
25:52
Speaker 2: spinach and shit.
25:54
Speaker 5: Yeah.
25:55
Speaker 2: They had a big-ass mop bucket. Brand new mop. Brand
25:59
Speaker 2: new mop bucket, and it was full of seasoning, whatever.
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Speaker 5: You said they filled it with... Like a mariner, and
26:05
Speaker 5: they're just mopping it. Mopping the whole pig while it's cooking.
26:11
Speaker 5: Keeping the seasoning on it. Wow, they really was in
26:14
Speaker 5: the bag.
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Speaker 10: I feel like we could cartoonize our stories. If you
26:22
Speaker 10: seen what they did with Fat Joe when he do
26:25
Speaker 10: his stories and shit. I feel like we could do
26:29
Speaker 10: that shit.
26:29
Speaker 3: Animate us. I got a story. I got a mad story.
26:33
Speaker 3: I lived in a project.
26:35
Speaker 4: It was like wintertime. And niggas was out playing.
26:39
Speaker 3: Outside and then fucking army tanks just rolled in the
26:44
Speaker 3: fucking projects.
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Speaker 4: Like real army tanks.
26:48
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
26:51
Speaker 3: And I remember I was young as fuck and I
26:54
Speaker 3: remember like the next day just hearing about like they
26:56
Speaker 3: wanted to kill like one of the old man and shit.
26:59
Speaker 3: Like I don't know what the fuck was going on.
27:02
Speaker 3: It was some drug. I gotta ask my mom more
27:05
Speaker 3: details about that shit because she knew happening and shit
27:11
Speaker 3: i'm like that shit was crazy.
27:12
Speaker 2: Like that shit is crazy.
27:14
Speaker 4: Yeah i seen two only tanks rolling the project why.
27:16
Speaker 2: The fuck do you mean tanks in the project.
27:19
Speaker 10: Like the the shit with the the fucking.
27:22
Speaker 8: Barrel yes bro no the whole big shit.
27:26
Speaker 4: That shit and i was still and as a young
27:29
Speaker 4: nigga looking at that shit it's like that shit was.
27:31
Speaker 2: In the city Yeah, war. I was a terrorist in
27:35
Speaker 2: there or some shit.
27:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was like, yo.
27:39
Speaker 3: So whenever I think back to that day, I'm like, yo,
27:41
Speaker 3: I've never seen anything else like that since.
27:45
Speaker 2: A tank?
27:46
Speaker 4: To roll into just a prop, just to roll. I've
27:49
Speaker 4: never seen a tank.
27:50
Speaker 2: A regular street can't even hold a tank. That's how I.
27:54
Speaker 4: Was like, where did this shit come from, bro?
27:59
Speaker 8: In the underground bunker everyone had to move their car
28:01
Speaker 8: out the way you know when grandfather went from the
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Speaker 8: tank touch the car.
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Speaker 5: And blow up imagine that shit just pull up behind
28:08
Speaker 5: you and you just driving that shit just driving down.
28:10
Speaker 2: The street like some of them shit better not to.
28:13
Speaker 8: Drive over you they didn't run shit over you gonna
28:16
Speaker 8: blow up.
28:20
Speaker 2: You see what happened to grandfather bro you do the
28:23
Speaker 2: tank cheat code everything touching.
28:26
Speaker 4: It just blow up like.
28:40
Speaker 8: This pipe is definitely some of your project shit.
28:45
Speaker 3: Some of your hot ass pipe. This is a real brownstone.
28:49
Speaker 3: This shit fucking bricks finally. This whole cold ass air nigga.
28:55
Speaker 4: This shit be cool as hell.
29:01
Speaker 5: I feel like as soon as the fucking wintertime comes up,
29:07
Speaker 5: these radiators are going.
29:08
Speaker 2: To be buzzing. Word. That shit's going to be hot
29:12
Speaker 2: as hell. Thanks.
29:17
Speaker 3: Bro, you wasn't even here for the winter yet.
29:22
Speaker 2: I was right. I was thinking about that shit last night, actually.
29:26
Speaker 2: I don't know.
29:27
Speaker 5: Probably out there having a fucking show with the parking
29:29
Speaker 5: lot and shit. Yeah.
29:31
Speaker 2: You know, Phil ain't been doing it again. Hell no.
29:34
Speaker 6: Shit.
29:34
Speaker 2: That's how I've been here. The only thing he did
29:37
Speaker 2: was the mailbox. I remember he didn't even do that either.
29:44
Speaker 2: That was the Jamaican dude that was doing that shit.
29:46
Speaker 9: Yeah, right.
29:48
Speaker 2: I remember I came and he knocked on my door
29:51
Speaker 2: one day. He was like, oh, I sent you to
29:53
Speaker 2: open the front door for me. And I was like, yeah,
29:55
Speaker 2: I got you.
29:55
Speaker 5: And he was out there running his mouth.
29:59
Speaker 2: He was on the phone with his nephew, and he's like,
30:00
Speaker 2: I don't know how to fucking do this shit. I
30:02
Speaker 2: don't fix mailboxes. He's like, it's just pissing me off.
30:08
Speaker 5: He had a drill, and he was like, finally, he
30:10
Speaker 5: fucking drilled a big-ass hole through that shit and got
30:12
Speaker 5: it open somehow.
30:14
Speaker 2: He's like, I got it open, but this shit's fucked up.
30:16
Speaker 2: It's fucked up. They're going to need a new one.
30:18
Speaker 2: It's fucked up.
30:20
Speaker 9: And then I.
30:21
Speaker 2: Don't know what happened after that.
30:23
Speaker 3: Yeah it was bad for you i seen it it
30:25
Speaker 3: was like a hole there for like a day or
30:27
Speaker 3: two and the next day i seen it was like
30:29
Speaker 3: the shit was fixed a.
30:31
Speaker 2: New door they probably put a new door on it
30:32
Speaker 2: or something no
30:34
Speaker 3: No i don't think so no no yeah let's put
30:36
Speaker 3: the key yeah i was like all right cool