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Charles Rogers Disobeys Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear.
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  Speaker 2: When you're a.
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  Speaker 1: Guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, no guests, your presences, presents, and I
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  Speaker 1: already had too much stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me? Welcome to
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  Speaker 2: I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We're in the backyard.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't been in the backyard in a minute, which
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: feels nice, although it's April and it's about eighty degrees
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: and I'm sweating already. What's going on? What's going on?
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: I've started watching Little House on the Prairie two episodes in.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: I truly don't know why the Ingles family hasn't killed themselves.
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  Speaker 2: It's the things these people are going through. It's just
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  Speaker 2: too much for me. But I'm going to continue see
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  Speaker 2: if it ends up worth them living through the prairie.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know what else. We've got The Chicago show
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  Speaker 2: coming up May twenty third, the Den Theater. Google it,
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  Speaker 2: go to our instagram, find a way to the website,
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  Speaker 2: buy a ticket. We're gonna have a fantastic time. Talked
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  Speaker 2: about the Little House on the Prairie. Little House in Prairie.
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  Speaker 2: It's not the I'm new to the program. I think
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  Speaker 2: that's about it. I think, you know, I'm obviously already
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  Speaker 2: just kind of rambling here. The school bell is ringing,
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  Speaker 2: the children are screaming, let's get into the podcast. I
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  Speaker 2: adore today's guest. It's Charles Rogers.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for having me, Charles welcome.
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  Speaker 2: I said, no, good, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Ring.
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  Speaker 3: I have to get to class. It's been nice.
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  Speaker 2: So you've been itching to get back to school. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I had lunch, I have to go. The bell tolling
• 2:11
  Speaker 2: over there. The whole the school feels like they're there
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  Speaker 2: for about two days a week. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: the modern elementary school schedule is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just they're all like artists and parents and
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  Speaker 3: the children. They're like, we go to Monday Friday school.
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  Speaker 2: I honestly think that might be what's going on, because
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  Speaker 2: I cannot track when the bell will ring. They'll be
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  Speaker 2: gone for months, yeah, and not during the summer.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of can't handle seeing any of it, Like, like,
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  Speaker 3: I do want kids one day, I firmly do believe
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  Speaker 3: that in my heart of hearts. But then I'll be
• 2:43
  Speaker 3: like these east Side school I'll see like in the
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  Speaker 3: cafe in the morning, like parents coming in with their children.
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  Speaker 3: They all know each other, and I'm like, these people
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  Speaker 3: they're doing nothing wrong, but like they need to burn
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  Speaker 3: a house. There's nothing wrong with them. It's actually like
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  Speaker 3: the best case in American in a lot of ways.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like something about it. I'm like, I can't
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  Speaker 3: handle these people something.
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  Speaker 2: There's something very great about the fact that they even
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  Speaker 2: have time to get to the coffee shop.
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  Speaker 3: They should be stressed, yeah, And they shouldn't know each other, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: should be trading tips.
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  Speaker 2: They should be singing like hot to go to their
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  Speaker 2: children like all these Yeah. When I see parents pushing
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  Speaker 2: their kids around and strollers around here, there's something about
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  Speaker 2: it where I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: Strollers are satanic.
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  Speaker 2: This feels bad.
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  Speaker 3: Strollers are the bin her of stroller culture is it's
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  Speaker 3: so patriarchal, the way in which like families think that
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  Speaker 3: plastic vehicles have precedence over human lives.
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  Speaker 2: People get very touchy about it.
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  Speaker 3: They do because they have all their their stuff right
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  Speaker 3: day and them, and that there's stuff they identify with
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  Speaker 3: their stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, speaking of this, I was I was in
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  Speaker 2: Silver like recently at this Korean place, like a Korean
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  Speaker 2: fast foodish place, and I was ordering my food and
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  Speaker 2: I saw a parent that the kind of parent were
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  Speaker 2: talking about, and I thought eating with his son. I
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  Speaker 2: just thought, this asshole, well cultural experience. What does he
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: think he is with his and his stupid roads? And
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  Speaker 2: then we'll probably beat this.
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  Speaker 3: But it was okay, that is who uk beep or not.
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  Speaker 3: That is who you cast as that character, no matter what.
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  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: I was shocked. I felt all sorts of emotions, and
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  Speaker 2: then I thought, well, he's being a good parent. What
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  Speaker 2: is my problem?
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  Speaker 3: Right? And then it's also like, well, what's my career?
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  Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of there's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: just jealousy that somebody is able to not only manage
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  Speaker 2: their own life, but the life of a child, maybe
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  Speaker 2: multiple children.
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  Speaker 3: It's interesting, it's just having children. I've been thinking about
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  Speaker 3: a lot because I'm getting more real about, you know,
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  Speaker 3: planting seeds for tomorrow perhaps, And there is just something
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  Speaker 3: inherently republican. Please don't play this at the McCarthy trials
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  Speaker 3: that inevidently happened in two years, but like there is
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  Speaker 3: something republican about a family, Like it's just like instantly,
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  Speaker 3: I hate it, Like, but I want it.
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  Speaker 2: But how many kids do you think you'd want?
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  Speaker 3: I want to too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like a decent number.
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  Speaker 3: I want a boy and a girl. Because I'm half
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  Speaker 3: man woman, I know how to speak to both.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have siblings?
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  Speaker 3: No? Oh wow, wow.
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  Speaker 2: I've always wondered about the only child experience.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing. It's a universal.
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  Speaker 2: I mean anytime I'm home for the holidays or whatever
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  Speaker 2: and I'm experiencing and I love my parents, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: experiencing their unique behavior sometimes a lot, because I have
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  Speaker 2: three siblings, which four children is kind of the baseline
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  Speaker 2: for Mormon family. So we're like, my parents just couldn't
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  Speaker 2: deal with it. They're weak, They're ultimately weak. But I'm
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  Speaker 2: always like, I'm so glad I have another I have
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  Speaker 2: other people in my life who understand this exact behavior,
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  Speaker 2: like to share this experience, not to brag, yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: it's like I just feel like I could not possibly
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  Speaker 2: begin to explain exactly what it is to another person, right,
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  Speaker 2: And so it's like I'm glad that I can just
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  Speaker 2: sit here in silence with a sibling and be like,
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  Speaker 2: we know what we're we're witnessing this, right.
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  Speaker 3: So you just sit in silence with your siblings.
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  Speaker 2: I mean your family is very quiet.
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  Speaker 3: If I had siblings, I think we'd be talking.
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  Speaker 2: No, you'd be very quiet. You'd hate each other.
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  Speaker 3: It is one thing that's really nice about not having
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  Speaker 3: siblings is that I like, as is my family. My
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  Speaker 3: dad's gone to heaven. As you would say, let me
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  Speaker 3: know if I am speaking your language or not to understand.
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  Speaker 3: I just want you to feel safe. But like my parents,
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  Speaker 3: I think as characters I can frame as cool. Sure,
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  Speaker 3: but then if you have one sibling, that's suddenly not cool.
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  Speaker 3: The whole branding's off. Oh I'm just so glad that
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  Speaker 3: I never had to be like and then my my
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  Speaker 3: like weird realtor cut. Nothing against realtors, but like just
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  Speaker 3: something that is just like doesn't uphold the image I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to do.
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  Speaker 2: You know, really in control of the entire brand.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing against realtors.
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  Speaker 2: We love our we love some of them. I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: some of them are complete psychos.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. My uh, that's fair.
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  Speaker 2: When I bought this house and blessed this woman, but
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  Speaker 2: she was out of control and it was during COVID
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  Speaker 2: refused to wear a mask. I just would put a
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  Speaker 2: little piece of tool over her face, which is so funny.
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  Speaker 3: It was like a scarf made of very thin you know. Cool,
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  Speaker 3: just probably worse than not wearing anything at all. Probably
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  Speaker 3: how COVID started. An infected piece of tool blows off
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  Speaker 3: the wind lab graded tool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was someone who was like she had The
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: nineties were big for her. She probably Cameron Candace Cameron Burr.
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  Speaker 2: We love our Candace Camerons.
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  Speaker 3: Some of them are psychos, some of them were normal.
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  Speaker 2: Oh for Candice and Kirk to become a real reality
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  Speaker 2: take that could still be in the cards. I think
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  Speaker 2: that that probably is definitely in the cars.
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  Speaker 3: She now not to jump around, but she now there's
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  Speaker 3: a Christian network coming. Oh is she in charge that
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  Speaker 3: we're all going to work for soon? Honestly, I know
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  Speaker 3: she's in charge. But there's like four faces. Two of
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  Speaker 3: them I don't I have no context for One of
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  Speaker 3: them is her and then another one is Mario Lopez.
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  Speaker 3: And I into it somewhere like in an airport or something,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, what is this called? Like it's
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  Speaker 3: also like under the radar, Like it's not like Faith TV.
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  Speaker 3: It's something like cherish or just some where it's more
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  Speaker 3: family vision, right, Bloodshed.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's called The Great American Family?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it called that? No, that's a show. I think
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  Speaker 3: I think American's called something like it's like a network,
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  Speaker 3: it's a streamer. I think it's a Christian streamer. Is it? Like?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't mean to say no, I feel I know
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  Speaker 3: it's triggering for me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm is like pure. I'm very curious because then there's
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  Speaker 2: also going to be the Chick fil A network, right
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  Speaker 2: that I believe is Chick fil A is just like
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  Speaker 2: this is no, just like Twitter culture. I feel like
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  Speaker 2: Twitter has kind of just like forced these things into reality.
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  Speaker 2: Just that horrible culture had somehow opened a door where
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  Speaker 2: now Chick fil A literally can have.
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  Speaker 3: What you what you think manifests or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, the television industry is obviously healthier than ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's doing great. Or for Natalia Grace.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't get me started on Natalia Grace,
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  Speaker 2: that documentary series, at least the one on Max I.
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  Speaker 2: I had to stop halfway through the episode and I
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  Speaker 2: was so curious.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. I said, you know, I support
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  Speaker 3: everyone involved, but just the idea of more in the
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  Speaker 3: same way that like Tiger King or something where it's.
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  Speaker 3: The weird thing about Natalia Grace is that like no
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  Speaker 3: one can remember if she's good or bad or the
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  Speaker 3: actual we've all seen it, and we're all like and
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  Speaker 3: we all know if she's the devil, like we didn't
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  Speaker 3: like we didn't remember the lesson.
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  Speaker 2: There's really no clear answer. And like I've complained about
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  Speaker 2: it on this podcast before and listeners have like tried
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  Speaker 2: to point out what's happening, and they all have a
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  Speaker 2: different story.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one's we've all met her, we've all taken
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  Speaker 3: in general for TV.
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  Speaker 2: Is probably the name of the.
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  Speaker 3: Race.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I would love to just find out her
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  Speaker 2: real age. And I don't think we're ever going to.
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  Speaker 3: It's probably thirty seven.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: It's just like me, you career wise, did you ever
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: see the orphan? I did when it came out right,
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  Speaker 2: And so again, this is one of these things that's
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  Speaker 2: deeply unclear. Was that inspired by Italia Grace?
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  Speaker 3: Well so, I think if I remember correctly, the parents
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: did claim watch me be sued for this, but nothing
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  Speaker 3: I can't handle. But they claimed situations that were kind
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  Speaker 3: of based off of the movie. So I cus, that's wild.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's the whole thing was that they were
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: like and then like when the investigation got into it,
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  Speaker 3: there like scenes were like she was standing over them
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: with a knife and like, but they're like that happened
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  Speaker 3: in that movie Orphan.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Both of the parents time to have fallen through an
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  Speaker 2: ice ice in a pond. Wow, I had no And
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  Speaker 2: now that I'm saying that, I'm thinking, is that the
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  Speaker 2: good Son with Macaulay Culkin, Right, someone falls the seed?
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  Speaker 3: There is a lot of love. I just recently watched
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  Speaker 3: I loved it as a kid. I remember I remember
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  Speaker 3: thinking it's great, it's fascinating, I should watch it.
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  Speaker 2: An evil little girl and everyone seems to know she's
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  Speaker 2: evil and kind of do nothing about it. Just killing people.
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  Speaker 3: What can you do?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Natalia Grace, she's a good example. What can
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  Speaker 2: you do? She's out there, probably has a new docu series.
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  Speaker 3: Probably she's probably like giving people makeovers across America forever youthful,
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  Speaker 3: She's getting everyone addresses like twelve year old.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm I guess I'll just that'll be a mystery
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  Speaker 2: for me forever, because I've tried looking into it. I've
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  Speaker 2: complained about it on my podcast hundreds of times. People
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  Speaker 2: are tired of me talking about it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh did I bring up something that? I mean, I've
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: listened to your podcast a lot, but I don't remember this.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've probably mentioned it a couple of times,
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  Speaker 2: but it's you know, I mentioned something on this once
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  Speaker 2: and I think people are people want me to stop talking.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's how it did not mean to do
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  Speaker 3: that to you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: What do you want to talk about?
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: I want to talk about Italian grace, to be honest. Okay, okay, great,
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  Speaker 2: I want to get to the bottom of this.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's the you know, like the narrative version
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  Speaker 2: of it, right right, which is is that the great
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  Speaker 2: American family?
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm seeking. That's good America.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so that's good American family. The streaming service is
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  Speaker 4: great America.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry to tell you know. Okay, that's crazy. It's
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  Speaker 3: like the Great American cookie, but a family.
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  Speaker 2: And wait, and then is there is a trick fil
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  Speaker 2: a network? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: No, promoting family friendly content?
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  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, that's not real, is it? That's just like
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  Speaker 3: an app? And then there's press releases.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I wonder if it'll like only get to
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  Speaker 2: that stage and then they've like won't be able to
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: come up with the original content. Right, it's just going
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: to be cow Ai the cows. I've had it with
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: the cows. But this all goes back to I can't
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  Speaker 2: believe Mario Lopez is involved.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And my one and only Mario Lopez sighting I've
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  Speaker 3: ever had was back to Universal Studios as a theme.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: I was going into Universal and he was shooting I
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: guess Entertainment Tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Access Hollywood.
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  Speaker 3: And then oh, he had a broken leg and it
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  Speaker 3: was he was hosting like full pro Mario Lopez, and
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  Speaker 3: his leg was broken and hoisted on like a little
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  Speaker 3: barstool off camera. But he was just being like Access
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  Speaker 3: Hollywood coming at you like a full broken leg off camera.
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  Speaker 3: It was like right in front of the Universal ball.
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  Speaker 3: It was a it's a it was a very like
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  Speaker 3: perfect la moment.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if they had let the viewer in on
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  Speaker 2: the fact that his leg was broken or they're like that.
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  Speaker 3: We have to maintain. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Mario's perfect, always standing, He's always perfect. I had a
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  Speaker 2: similar sighting at the Grove that he used to host
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: it at the grove. Oh right, And I should say,
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: you know, for legal reasons, I'm not sure that it
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  Speaker 2: was Mario Lopez on a golf cart yelling at someone.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: But I saw someone who looked like Mario Lopez on
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  Speaker 2: a golf cart yelling at.
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  Speaker 3: My golf cart at the grove.
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  Speaker 2: At the grove, I guess he wanted to be guarded
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: around his shape.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, rather be golfing. Yeah, I was that.
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  Speaker 2: Certainly, you don't need to be like driven around that place.
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  Speaker 2: It's about the size of a block.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: There is something about ninety celebrity though, where you you
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: do want to see them be golf cart right, like
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: it's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're royalty, they deserve they shouldn't have to do
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  Speaker 2: any extra work. Yeah, they're that level of royalty when
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: they're hosting outside of the Nike store.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I don't really need him to
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: I don't need him to be anything. So, but I
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: do think the happier you are, the more rageful, right, probably, Yeah, it.
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  Speaker 2: Seems like a rage built in there. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 2: I needed him to be kind of a net neutral
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  Speaker 2: and now the fact that he's in the involved with
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: this network, it feels like we're pushing in a direction.
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  Speaker 3: I mean everyone is. I guess there's nothing I don't
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: even know anymore like I used to. You know, it
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: used to be so like can you believe who they
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: voted for? And now it's sort of like, well, I
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: get it. This is how it works. We're like we're
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: all slowly like eroding and just being like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I could be maga for sure, like if like if
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: the clothes were cuter or something that's.
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  Speaker 2: One thing holding you back better or something. Wow, Mari
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: and Kansas, did you watch any of those shows growing up?
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I watched Full House? Okay, ma too.
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  Speaker 3: I watched Full House in this very dissociated way where
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: I wasn't even sure if I liked it, but it
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  Speaker 3: was it was. There was a xanax quality too.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was just something that I would do once
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  Speaker 2: a week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as an opportunity to see girls when you.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Were right, Yeah, see them like smoking and doing their.
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  Speaker 3: Next Kimmy though surprise she didn't she if she had
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  Speaker 3: left the planet, I wouldn't have held it against her
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  Speaker 3: after that role like she she's strong. Like her holding
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: was that she had stinky, stinky ass feet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, her feet smoke, and the whole family was like,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: go to have family.
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  Speaker 3: Could you imagine coming over every day and just trying
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  Speaker 3: to damn it, you're fucking filthy.
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  Speaker 2: My parents won't let me bathe. There's something dark going
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: on in my house and you don't even welcome me. Yeah,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I know your home every day again, tough. That was
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: a we've kind of fallen by the way the like
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: the abusing the neighbor child has fallen by the wayside.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: It's like they can come over and just be part
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: of the family now, right.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: And sneaking around. I think I don't know if that.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know what youth culture is now. I don't
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: know if they have shows or not. That's true, if
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: they have shows at all, well, it is interesting that
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: whole like younger generations are not encouraged to tell stories
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: on any level. Right, So, I don't know where it's at.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: You we're headed with that.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Everyone's just talking like everyone is just expressing a vibe
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: for a minute, like the in their immediate surroundings.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: And it's not like there's no forward movement or anything.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: It's just that I went I went to this cool
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: little spot, yeah, and had a muffin or whatever.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Exactly, or it's a hot take, and then everyone's like
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: and then everyone comes tries to kill you.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: I feel like, I mean, eventually people will be doing
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: so little. How are you even going to develop a
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: hot take?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a weird time because everyone everything now is
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: a hot take. But like it's actually there's nothing else,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: like even down to like Mike White like talking about
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: the composer and it's like he was like, everything is
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: just it sounds complex, and I do. I do worship
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: at the altar of Mike White. Of course, I almost
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: like don't want to be gray about how I portray,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: but I do. It does sound it sounds complex. It
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: sounds like both It sounds like both parties were maybe
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: difficult with each other.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Right, but you know, and then I'm sure there were
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: a million takes on each of them.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Totally and the work and also like they've been validated
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: so much. Something happens. I'm not talking about Mike White,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: but in general, something happens when people are validated too much.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's not good.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Oh I mean it's a it's they're given a free pass.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: In the eyes change. Yeah, there's a possession I've had this.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: There's a rubric of possession, devil possession that I've created
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: with friends and and it's very real in Hollywood.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I see it, you know it. Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sure we've even to.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: The best of us too. So the people the weirdest thing.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: And I won't name names, but like, there are people
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: who we rally around and that were always like I
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: love them, No, they finally got their thing, and then
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: the overexposure changes them and you're like, I can't even
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: of course.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: And then we're doing an architectural Digest tour or something,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: or we're doing the Vogue seventy three questions. Yeah, and
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: we are watching a soulless body move around their.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: House and not every road can lead back to fashion. Oh,
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: that's what's crazy.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: This is the weirdest thing that's happened, especially within comedy.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: It's it's kind of scary that, like the bottom line
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: is that our God is fashion and that we're all
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: working under like belief systems until we get to the God.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's all your everything that you thought you were
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: working for is now well you get there, But that's
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: only to get to fashion. Yeah, to be to be Paris. Yes,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: and character actors are dead. Oh, absolutely, forget it. They.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: I mean that I know so many incredible character actors
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: that deserve to be famous. But but that's not the
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: way it works anymore.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: They might get a like a non named character on
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: a show, right.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: It's very dark for like a guest star. And then
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: you've got like Chris Pratt or like Who's a Quiet
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Place John krasinskih Krasinsky, where that's also a very family
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Republican yea.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Something daughter son, like whatever that is is. There's something
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: simmering with both of those men.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I think especially with Pratt.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: To get hot too, it's like you go like there's
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: something very of the moment. To go from being like
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: a Putts or a dud to then being like a
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: macho g I. Joe is actually really bad. It's like
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: there's something really dark happening.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, because you start with these people who were hired
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: for the office to look as averages.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Bar to be relatable, to be like that's like the
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: silliest side of me, and then now it's like, actually
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: that's why I want to be It's like I want
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: their body, yeah, and something vulnerable. That's good.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: We don't know what they think or feel at all
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: at any point.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's an example.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Of all of that whatever that's, whatever that is with men,
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: that's something that's happening right now.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like the office is kind of like
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: a Grimlin situation where they started as and now they've
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: all become full like the Grimlin with the lipstick and
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: ear rings, and we want to be that Wow Grimlin's okay. Well,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's something else we should talk about.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Not that I want to, not that I want to
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: spoil my day, but it feels like the cracks are there,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: we might as well just look directly at it. The
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: podcast is called I Said No Gifts, And from from
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: what I understand, you have at least heard the title
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: of the podcast. You've probably seen an email or two.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: So I was honestly floored when you came just kind
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: of cruising through my backyard holding what could not more
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: clearly be a gift.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Look, I had to do it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Back against the wall. I appreciation for you in our
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: history are rich. Okay, Well, I mean it's here, you're here, yeah, okay,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: it's in this, it's behind you. And I've put in
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: the work.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: You even feel anything anymore? When you when you say this,
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Yes you do. That's the shocking thing to me. It's
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: like a play.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: The fact that I still feel something while recording this podcast. Yeah,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: choices the biggest miracle of my life. I mean we've
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: done hundreds. Yeah, and most people at this point, I
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: feel like, would be completely numb. And I'm numb in
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: every other area of my life. Right, what's happening?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: You know? I wasn't gonna push, but I really.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Let's get into it.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll give you. Okay, there's actually one thing. It
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: is just genuinely like a real gift because I think
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: it's this is actually just something for you.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: This is in a cold sack, a cold sack. Okay,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: that's a good crinkle. Yeah, pulling this out, I just
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: got some air.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: You know. This is an incredible case. It looks nice
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: on the counter. Oh, you didn't have to buy it
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: for yourself.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: This is the dream because yeah, I certainly would never
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: buy this to actually wash dishes.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Right, well, you know what, I have it, and now
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: you did too.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: You know, I just wouldn't. I don't feel like I'm
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: worthy of that purchase.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand like, I'll just buy the dog. I mean,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: you might not be, but I got it for you anyway.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: It smells so good. It's nice, this is lovely, it's nice.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I started taking fragrance making classes. I have a dream
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: of being oh my god, i was at a party
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: a few weeks ago and I'm very drunken. I just
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: have a memory of drunkenly turning around to like a
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: group of people I just and being like, it's official,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I'm starting a fragrance line in twenty twenty six, Like
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: everyone being like who. Like I woke up next morning
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: and be like, oh my god, but I'm learning a
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: lot about fragrance. And in a bottle of perfume, they
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: say that there is never there's rarely more than ten
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: dollars worth of of like material.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's amazing. And then the rest is alcohol and water.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: And spit and spit tears.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Just whatever they find on the factory floor. Yeah, well,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: how long have you been taking the class.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: I've been taking them for like a few months, since
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: since the summer, I've been taking them. Yeah, eventually. But
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: the more I learned, the more I'm like, whatever, I
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: don't know. That's how I feel about every hobby, you're
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: numb to it. I'm not. Yeah, more you're getting into something,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: the more you have to do and that of course.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: I took sailing lessons a couple of years ago, and
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: the boy scout, I know, I felt, I felt, I
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: felt like a man in moments, and uh, and the
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: more I got into it, like you're out there all
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: day with like people named like Margaret Vansha and you
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: don't know them because like you have to take them
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: with like and that's like she this is a I
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: changed her first name, not her last name, but she
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: did somebody. She was a cocktail waitress at a big
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: hotel in Santa Monica. So you're like there with like
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: random people and then it was fun at first, and
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: then you get into like like the boat, like the
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: battery or like the toilets, and then I was like,
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: I don't care. Why would you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Ever gotten to know? Yeah, the battery, I didn't even
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: understand it was a battery.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: And one there's a battery. There's a Duris hall.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Is that for like an emergency motor or something you
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: have to have, like.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: A PA system, you have to have whatever. Well, so
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: if you're going to teach.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Wow, I had no idea, and now I know too
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: much about sale. Yeah, I didn't want to know any
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: A one oh one of any hobby is great, and
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: then a one o two is like, oh this sucks. Right.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: This was just to kill time and now it's taking
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: over my I'm closer to that. How did you find
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: out about this fragrance making class?
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: I went to some sort of like fair thing and
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: there's a woman there who had made her own fragrances,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: and I was like, how did you learn this? And
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: she told me the school and I just started going, wow,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: So what.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Does it require? Like you go to class and are
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: you like learning the chemistry of all of these things
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: or is it just like mix different bottles together?
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: You can go either way, Like, if you're going to
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: do it for real, then you have to then you
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: should have been a chemist from day one. So but
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: if you're going to just be like a brand bitch,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: like you whatever you want, but it is it isn't.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: What's weird about it is that it is an invisible
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: art and and like you can really, I can really.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: It brought out a sense of self doubt that I
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: have as a runner in my life, where people are like,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: I smell lime, and then I was like, I'm so stupid.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: I'm not good at anything, Like I don't smell lime.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: And then someone's like, I don't smell lime, and I'm like,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: that's true, I don't smell It's like it is it
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: brings out something where you really gaslight yourself about the.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Truth of Yeah, I have a really bad sense of smell,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: so I feel like this would be my ultimate nightmare. Yeah,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: and then I also am a joiner, so I'd just
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: be like I would just agree with whoever's talking about
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: the smell, right, and then I would learn nothing and
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: create garbage.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Right, You're useless.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: I'm a useless in any capacity, So like, what's the
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: end goal? Is to create your own fragrance within the class.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: It's whatever you want. And it's very like there's no
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: accreditation and people just drop out. And I've never like
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: seen the same person twice really, so you've really kept
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: it's workshoppy because there's nothing, there's no real way to
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: do this. So I don't know I have I have
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: a goal. I just feel like we all need to
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: have like side jobs.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think that's probably a good idea. I don't
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: know if fragrance is the right, but now you've got
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: the knowledge.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I know by the time my company has ve been going,
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: and it's like we're going to be in like the
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: next great depression. I'm going to be like, but this rubarb.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Each week? Do you create a different scent or what happens?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like we should just move on. I
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: want to know I can't go regularly.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: The more.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Exposed out to enu as my relationship to this holding is.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Do you wear any fragrances?
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I do all that. Okay, okay, what fragrances are you
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: wearing right now? I'm wearing Joe Malone, Pnocchi and cedar wood.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: It's really wozy, and.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Also something called B d K Greece Arnelle. It's like,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: there's a place called Scent Bar in La there's two
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: of them out It's like a little mini moment of
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: fragrance and you just go, it's amazing, where is it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: There's one downtown and then there's one like really close
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: to the grove, but it's it's like you go in
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: and you're just like, I like like incensey smells, and
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: they're like, isn't this one wonderful.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Is there any like scent that you hate that you
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: wouldn't wear?
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: I really struggle with like ood and musks is like
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: a fermented wood. It's very It's popular in like South Asia,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: but it's like in the Middle East, but it's it's
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: really pungent and it's hard. Like that's the thing that
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: fragrances are. Also like wine culture, where like the more
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: sophisticated you are, the more open you are to like,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: you know, not just nice thing, right, you want the
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: hardest And I'm just like a basic person, right right. Unfortunately, Well,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever smelled an oode. Let's go,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: thank you? Does this does have a generator? These mics?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Get in the car?
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, well that's for you.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Let's I'm so thrilled about this. And I just ran
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: out of soap, to be honest, So here we go.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: We go again, Okay, let's get back into the bag.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Here.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Does it matter what order these come out?
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: And not really? I think no, I think, oh, actually,
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: let's do this first. Right.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: They're beautifully wrapped in kind of a confetti style wrapping paper.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Well, every day, every day should feel like a party.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: You've always said.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: My darkest times.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, wow, Matt like a face mask.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Little yeah, little animal masks.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: And they're cheetah colored or animals. These are full like
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: almost Halloween costume level because the other side has unicorn
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: and they're made from Alaska glacier water, which I refuse
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: to believe does it?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Say yes, Wow, there's no chance. There's no chance there is.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I mean you can anybody can call a glacier water
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: if you want water. You know, it's traveling around the world.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: It's getting sucked up into clouds and taken elsewhere. So
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: who knows. Also has fruit extract, but they don't tell
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you which fruit. Yeah, this feels like a allergen. Where
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: did you get these?
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Amazon? And has this wonderful little store online.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: This funky little sht to try it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: It's incredible.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Do you ever use this type of mask?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: No? No, have you ever? I have. I've done it,
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: like you know, in girly moments with rights.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm always Uh. I feel like it is the
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: sort of thing that if you're gonna get results, you
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: have to do it regularly.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I don't think these work, to be honest, there's no
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: way there's an eight year old girls party that which
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: came first. Yeah, so I like, I've tried them once
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: or twice and I never mind it. But it is
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: a thing where you're kind of stuck wearing it. Yeah,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I can't quite live your life. Maybe you'd want to
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: wear them on the show.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know, should wear one right now? Do you
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: want to wear one as well?
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: I'll wear one with you. Okay, it'll it'll work better
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: on you because you don't have a tear.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, I was curious about that. Now I'm gonna
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: give you a choice. We have a cheetah, Panda Loma, mermaid.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: What do you want? What do you want?
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I want to see what the mermaid looks like. Well,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: this doesn't make any sense. That's almost nothing. And then
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: a unicorn. I think I'm gonna go with. I think
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go fold with a cheetah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: The cheatah is cue, what do you want? My god?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: The mermaid is really dumb. I think I want to know.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: I want to be sexy if we're going out like
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: this club after the water, okay, god knows I am. Oh.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Well, these are sopping wet. This is the wettest mask.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: I ordered them extra wet. I called Jeff Bezos and
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I said, yeah, I said, hold on, I know you're
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: loading women into a spaceship, but I want these masks sweat.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Look what they really are? Okay, oh my god? Oh
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: and soapy.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just think this is different.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Sorry, thank you for doing that. This is more air Wars. Now.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: The video of this is horror.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: My god.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Now I'm wearing a mask listener, and I can't possibly
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: imagine what I.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Look like right now. It smells like a car wash.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I feel like bank robbery and heist movies. They're always
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: like trying to find the next like what weird masks
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: will the person be wearing? And I feel like this
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: is not the worst idea, you know, like in the
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: town they wore the non masks.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: My god, I don't even know what you're talking about.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Is what is that like a Mark Walbert movie.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: It's a probably it's a set in Boston, for sure,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: he's got to be in it. But at some point
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: people wear kind of a I don't even know where
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: they got these frightening noun masks because what retailer is
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: selling this clearly frightening? Wow, this is I gotta stretch it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait to see what we look like
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: after this full mentality. Grace.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: You look like this has just become your truth.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Actually, I've revealed my full self at last.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I kind of see it. I get it.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, do you have any sort of skincare routine?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: No? I do. The only consistent compliment I get in
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: my life is my skin.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: You've got great skin, but you do nothing.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I do nothing, but I do. I do think. I
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: just drink a lot of water naturally. Sure. Sure, I'm
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: like a very compuls person, and so drinking water is
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: just it's just something to compulsively do.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: It's such an easy habit to have. Yeah, unless you
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: die of water poisoning or something such.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: As possible well alask in glacier.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that is kind of the secret of
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: skincare is do is don't do that much. Yeah, I
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: think people are doing like these just like getting in
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: my mouth. People are doing these fifty step routines. Yes,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: and what results are they really getting? Yeah? Meanwhile, you're
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: walking around new as a baby and you're doing nothing.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: I do sleep eight hours. The one thing for all
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: of my insanity that I have going on upstairs.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Like, I do sleep. You sleep pretty well.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been very lucky with that.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Are you a person as soon as you get in
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: bed you're falling asleep?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Or do you lie there for a while. I I
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: usually am suddenly like no, I'm ready to go to sleep.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: IH like wow, I mean, I look at my phone. Unfortunately,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: I need to get out of that habit. But I
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: actually have God, do you want an exclusive? I've debated.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about this now. Okay, So I've debated posting
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: about this for a while because it just is so
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: humiliating and tragic. But I got one of those sleep
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: apps that like tells you if you like like toss
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: and turn yes, yes, yes, and it records you. And
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: I said something, this is like two years old, and
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I like almost posted it, and then I was like, no,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I'm scared because I just seem like a terrible human.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: But hold on, I cannot wait.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: I can probably find it. It's so like it tells
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: you if you like talk in your sleep, and right, okay,
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: it's taken. Okay, So I woke up to hearing myself
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: say this. There's two parts to it, so like, so
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: you're gonna hear the first part and don't don't start
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: talking because you'll miss the second.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I cannot wait.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: You loser, do you remember what you're dreaming about?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: It took me. I heard it like mid day, and
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I was like what I felt? All my heart broken
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: for myself and for whoever. I was like, I think
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: I do know who I was talking about, because I
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: had a really long dream about a situation in a
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: group of people, and I do think it was connected
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: to that. It was me who was last night.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: But it's just like, it's like fuck you, It's like losers.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: It's like the saddest. It made me so sad.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: That's a very like walking away from a group that's
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: been just been making fun of you.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which I which they probably were. I think I
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: was justified, just.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Your head hanging, just feeling absolutely terrible. I'm curious. I
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: have to imagine. I I talk in my sleep. I
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: did a lot as a kid, and I did a
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: lot of sleepwalking. So I should get one of these.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: It just does it record all night?
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Or is it?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, this mask?
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: I know it's sort of if you want to take
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: it off, I think it probably thank you for you
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: got what you did and now we're so Dowy. It's disgusting.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I did sleepwalk a lot as a kid, but as
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: as I I think I grew out of it, but
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I think I'm getting back into it.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Which you just like walked throughout the house. What would
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: you do?
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: I would walk through the house. I would At one
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: point there were.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Two birds, one stone.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up in your eye watcher watch. There was
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: one point, and this was a scary one. I walked
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: into my stupwalk into my parents room and sat down
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: with him and just started laughing and just was laughing
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: and they didn't. Yeah, totally Italian grace. And then there
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: was one point when I went and you I walked
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: stupwalk into their back room. It just sat on it
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: and peede.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Really nasty, nasty little pig. Nasty little Mormon pig. Get out.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I get those kids to la. It is weird when
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: your body does kind of like, at least practical things
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: with sleepwalking in to CBS, just get all of your
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: errands done for the day. Do you know if you've
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: ever slept walk?
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I don't think I have. Yeah, I barely. I think
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: that that amount of speaking is probably the most think Yeah,
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: I have a sleep paralysis a lot. You do, I do?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Is it horrifying?
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: It is? It sucks now I know what it is. So,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: I mean I've had it since I was like sixteen, probably,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: but it happens consistently on planes, okay, and trains and.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Cars the worst places to have it happened the worst.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: And I have been in like a middle seat before
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: on a plane. And there's a thing when have you
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: ever had it? No?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I haven't.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: So like there's you're awake but asleep and you're locked in,
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: and there's like little things that are common where like
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: you try and like wiggle your finger and you're like
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: if I can wiggle my finger, I can wiggle my
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: whole arm and then I can like snap out and
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: you're just like moving like and it feels like you're
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: trying to like push a boulder uphill to get out
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: of this like lock in. And I've like fully like
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: had like like I've like snapped out of it like
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: in a middle seat before and been like it's like
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: the most embarrassing, Like.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: This does remind me, Uh, where was I traveling? I
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: was on a plane in a couple of months ago
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: and I fell asleep and I woke up doing this.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Wow, you're doing the wave, I guess.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: So, I guess that's kind of similar. But it wasn't
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: that you didn't start from paralysis. I just started from
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: some frightening dream or something.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Then, yeah, it really is. And then you can't really
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: parents related, yes, but yeah you can't really explain to
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: your seat uh fellows.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: People, your seat, husband set, your wife.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so then I just have to sit there like
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: everything's normal, which is such a bizarre.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the first time you had sleep paralysis?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: I remember the first time that was really crazy, which
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: was in college. I was sleeping in and a regular
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: sleep patterns also can contribute it to us, so I'm
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: sure I was just like college, sleeping until like eleven
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: or something stupid with my college boyfriend, and I suddenly
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: was like locked in, and I was like, okay, I'm
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: gonna roll myself off the bed, and you have like
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: stupid logic like that where you're like, I can do it,
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: I can roll myself off. And then finally I actually
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: did roll myself off, and when I hit the ground,
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: I woke up and I turned to him and I
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: started telling him like, oh, my god, I just had sleeprouses.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: And then he started turning into my roommate like before
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: my eyes my freshman year dorm, and I was like, oh,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I'm still in it. And then I was back in
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: like the same lot. And so that was lucid dreaming.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, yeah, wow what a like combo.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: It was full Like Christopher Nolan likes like.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: No, wow, that's really fascinating. I would love to be
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: able to lucid dream. I can't do that. I've never
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: done it before. Yeah, but sleep paralysis, I mean even
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: if I wake up with my arm asleep, the panic
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I go through.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I do that all the time. My arms are constantly.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I want to hear this. It's a recent thing for me.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, what do you feel when you try
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: to get the when you wake up in your arms
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: asleep and you try to do you flail, I'll get
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: the blood back. And when you can't lift your torso
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: up with your arm, do you take your other arm
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: and raise your body up? This is no one's ever
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: discussed this.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: It's yeah. And every time my thinking is, oh, this
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: is the time that I've.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: You snap it.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Every time I'm like, and no.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: It's finally going to happen, and I had and I
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: didn't do anything wrong. This is just happening to me.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: You know you're gay if you wake up in the
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: middle of the night and you're scared that you're gonna
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: snap your arms off by twisting and turning. Yeah, I
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: think it happens probably once a week to me. Now,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: same what's happening with my body that this is a
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: new We should be able to take our arms off
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: before bad.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: They're not necessary for sleeping.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: They're not necessary. Similarly, I think that we should all
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: take our teeth out early because it's a net loss game.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: You started zero and you only go down.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you really do? What what age do you think
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: we should get our teeth out?
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: I think what what's when you say your first word coquence?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: A real dose for how life works?
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I think I do feel like we're at a point
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: technologically and within the medical field and the dental field
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: that that should just be like what everyone just we.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Need to come full circle back to George Washington.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just get them out, get things that you can,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: like put in.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: The dishwasher, or you put your teeth in the dishwasher.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: And wash them with so something that every night you
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: just take out and put in a you know, with
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: the freezy little tablet, and then put them in the
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: next morning. I agree, you know, I don't understand what's
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: because they're just a health hazard.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: We just eat softer food. You don't mean if we
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: just had a soft food industry then everything would be it's.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Just kind of a soup based co Yeah. No, I'm
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: on board with having all of our teeth removed. I
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: don't see the point in keeping them.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: No, and they're not actually sexy, No, they're very all
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: We just we've created ideologies around teeth to begin and
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: that Amy Lou woman, it's certainly breaking down barriers.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: She is breaking. I love the stories about her because
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: it's like she is a stunningly beautiful person.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: She's so gorgeous, and I love her. I actually do
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: love her teeth, and it's important. I think it's important
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: to like glitches and the matrix are important.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, things like that's just that person's teeth. Yeah, but
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: every news article is like this mutant has crawled out
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: of the sewer to break.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Barrier, to fight all odds. It's like, we'll give her
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: one chance and then we'll let her sail away. Although
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I did see some like she was in a production
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: of Cabaret in the UK as like the mc no,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: it's tellibles and she looks very like raggedy and in
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: a really good way, I want, I think, and.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: You feel like the teeth contributed to this for sure? Wow,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: So she can really go in any direction, any direction
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: where the teeth can be like that teeth Forward productions.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Uh no, I bond girl? Oh interesting, isn't there like
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: a dental bond that there's like a pun in there? Oh?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: There is absolutely What is a dental bond? Is that
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: for your dent?
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: There's like a tube of toothpaste in the section with
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: bond in it.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. I think it's called it's not dental bond,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: is it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: It's like they're gonna be like Great American Family and
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: then we have to just like believe you again.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: We find out that computer is just broken.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: It's owned by Great American Family.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, I see dent gold gold bond is what
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: you're thinking about that?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a yeah, wait what is gold bond?
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Who are you talking to you? Over there?
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: You know from everyone else, there's a man there's a
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: shadow standing CEO of gold.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Bonds Ghost body powder. There is people.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Do you do that the powder?
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: I do feel no offense. I do feel a paler
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: person was more likely to do this. That is I'm deep.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying you, but what like is it?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Did they use it in?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Uh? Everywhere? There's nastywhere these little fuckers.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I guess it's for a very damp person. I guess,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: so you've got to really dry out the use these masks.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: You got to go.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never done the powder.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Neither vibe, but I do feel like I don't know
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: your practices, but I do feel like grinder. I don't know,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Like you could imagine walking into someone's house and then
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: discovering that they're like a gold bond, like you never know,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: it's all over the couch, like I can't turn back now,
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: and they're like, I didn't agree to this.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a It feels like something that is from
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: another time. But they're like people probably pockets of the country.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: They're so gold bonds. And then there's gold bog families
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: and people who have adopted it late in life as
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: some sort of fetish and they love just a powdery experience,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: which I'm not on board with.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: The powder culture is disgusting and it's crazy and it's
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: not necessary.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Powder culture really is. It's kind of like upper room
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: of the saloon, just kind of like, yeah, you're masking
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: so many things that you should have just washed off.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Or yes, that's true and that I understand. But I
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: do think there's something about it that's like, well, I mean,
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: we're all babies, and it's just like, no, we're not.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's something real weird about it, like no
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: one said we're babies. Yeah, I don't.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I'm strictly a deode rent stick. Yeah you've done a
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: dealdant spray. I think I've like shared someone's okay, Yeah,
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know that when you can share.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I thought, oh, that's a good point.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't. I only really sweat and smell
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: if I'm working out, and I'm not like a sweaty smell, right,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: and so so you're not a daily deodorant person. I
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: try not to be. Wow, I'm trying. I am, like,
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: but I really love to feel clean and I love
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: like little rituals and so I do like to do it.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: But I'm actually thinking i'm going to stop. And so
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm weaning right now for health reasons. Yeah, I
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: just I mean, like think about it, Like, why are
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: we caking something into our crevice? Right? I can't be right.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: It's just like literally asking we're asking it to be absorbed.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: It's not going anywhere. Yeah, one place to the neighbor,
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: the pits of the neighbors do the heart.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so scared now. But I would
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: rather have people happy with me than be medically safe.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Because have you ever read Codependancy?
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: No more? I need to. It's really good.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be I'm afraid it's gonna be
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: two eye opening for me.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: So and and but okay, in that case, what is
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: the point of.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Life to feel myself from anything?
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: Wow? Sort of growth through you. You're one of the
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: few people that will admit it, who actually says it.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's time for me to read it. But what
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: if it shifts everything?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: I mean it could, but I think yeah it could.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: I it made me see a lot of stuff. But
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: it's it's I like her her vibe. She's like it's
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: old school. It's like the first seminal codependency books and
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: and so it's a lot of it's about alcoholism, because
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: like that's all they thought it was ely twenties and
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: then but like she gives example, she's like she's got
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: like a voice sort of like I like this. Yeah,
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: you actually kind of like her, Like she's kind of
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: funny too, And she's like, say, your son's a shopaholic
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: and he says, Mom, I'm going to shop till I
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: drop and you go back upstairs and you and the
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: mother like it's just like the most crazy specific Yeah,
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: it's these situations that you're like.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: What, wait, what's her name?
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: I don't I can't put it on the spot with author. Yeah,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: well okay, I'm gonna get into that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Is that Melody Beady?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Incredible name.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: She's great, she's very likable. But it's all it's like,
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: say your husband throws you down the stairs, steals your
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: corvette and doesn't show back up for two months. Are
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: you going to let him back in? This is literally
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: exactly what she sounds like. I'm getting it, really, I'm
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: getting really good.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Well, at least to get the keys to my corvette.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, okay we have There are obviously other
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: things in here, I've got to that's say Okay, now
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: this is more of a tube shaped object.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Don't get your host out. It's not a tube.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's a T shirt, a T shirt.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: This is I am afraid of what I found it
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: on Amazon. I used that's what I wanted to no,
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: because I am afraid of women. It's like that's very gay, yes,
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: but then it's also for what, like.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Like what is who's wearing it? Like a like a
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: bro in Vegas?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Like who is it for?
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know because obviously contextually it's going to mean
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: all sorts of different things on the person and what
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: environment they're in. If I were to be wearing this,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: what am I? What am I trying to say?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Well, let's find o.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear this on an episode of What Would
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: You Do? And it'll just be a man wearing this shirt?
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: What would you do with this?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Wow, this is a fascinating thing.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I actually Amazon. I searched your name in Amazon.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, I'm not getting And then so I
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: found a shirt that said god it said I am
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Bridger doing Bridger things literally like if you Amazon your name,
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: it's like the boy, it's like I was like, do
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I get that? And then I was like I hate it,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Like I hate I am bridger to it. I just
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: didn't like the sound saying it coming. Yes, And so
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: then when I clicked on that, it was like you
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: might also like and it led to the shirt and
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is like a natural path. Wow,
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: this is this must be a whole industry.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: I there's some sort of bot or something that's just
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: literally throwing words together that could be tied into Amazon
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: and the search results.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Well, it's an interesting expression of misogyny because it's giving
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: women power over the wearer. Yes, So I don't fully
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: get it, Like I'm a little bit like who is
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: who is what straight man out there who like wants
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: to like hand it to women on a T shirt
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: is also being like because I'm lesser than you, I
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: don't understand it. Personality type of you could pause. It's
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: a dangerous person, a very dangerous person. You're right, no
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: matter who wears it, Like.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how you would operate in the
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: world walking around in this. No one is going to
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: treat you in any way you want them to.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one's going to give you the power in
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: any exchange. It's anyway you can throw that away as
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: eighteen dollars. I could have used a fascinating towards therapy.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: I would love to see one person I would love
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: to meet an interview if you, if you already own
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: this product, reach out to the podcast and we'll interview you.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Try to get to the bottom of your behavior in
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: your lifestyle, because yeah, I just don't know. At least
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: you have any guesses.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: I have two guesses. I have two guesses.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: One is like a group of like a toxic and
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: male friend group, Like they're going out to Vegas and
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: they put that on like the weakest.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Link you can't get.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: A girl or a lesbian, a little he's afraid of
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: would wear that to the club and be like, please
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: just hit on me.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, I think lesbian. I think now I feel ashamed
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: for not having opened the lesbian door of possibility. I
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: do think that there's also like an Orlando lesbian who
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: would wear it too.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Like the nightmare is that your house is on fire.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: You're not wearing anything, and you're like, just grab a shirt.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: You're surrounded by firefighters and the neighbors, right.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: And they're all women and no one's helping you, and
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: you burn alive. It's a good short film.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: I love it. I can't wait to find an opportunity
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: to wear this wonderful Okay, and now finally there's I'm
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: touching the mask. It's getting my arm wet.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Those masks were disgusting. I'm so sorry. I can't wait
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: to see what happens to both of our faces burned
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: beyond recognition or we trade faces face like the fly.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: It's a portal, all right.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Now, this is.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Just as I said. I just search Ridger, Wineger and Amazon.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: It's a book called Winnegar Reflections Tales from Wisconsin's north
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: Woods by Weirdly someone that Bill.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: I think that wine Again must be the north Woods.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: I did highlight well inside I marked a really important passage.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: But let's hear about Bill Retherford.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, let's Bill Rutherford was born at Uper lives
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: in Milwaukee.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: But I don't know what that is. But it's not good.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah I don't.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I don't want topers. But still calls Winegar home. So
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Wineger's a city or a town or a lake. Here's
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: what people are saying. Oh it's got good press.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yeah, some people are saying.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Janice Felts says, it has brought to my mind pleasant,
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: humorous and melancholy memories we had we had put in
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: the back of our mind. This brought them out too,
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: triggering sharing times that we are for the most all,
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: for the most part, all familiar with.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Okay for the most part. And so they're admitting that
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: it's not universal.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is not it's not going to be a
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: huge ship.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Actually, you won't relate to this at all.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: And Steve Finnegan says, very cool. I love the way
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: you tell stories.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was interesting. Will you look up
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Steve Finnigan? Wait, can I tell you something really cool? Yes, quickly,
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: just saying, will you look up somebody? Have you ever
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: watched International House Hunters before?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Oh? Of course.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Okay. There was an episode with these people that I
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: want to say had gone. They were this family that
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: was moving to like Malaca or somewhere, and they were
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: moving from like Sarasota, and the whole time I was like,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: something is up, Like this family is like on the lamb,
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: the vibes are weird. Something's off. I like finally found
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: his name like on Reddit or something. I googled this
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: man and he was like Housted as like the University
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: of Florida, something like women's I want to say it
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: was basketball, but maybe it was football or so, I
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: can't remember soccer. I think it was soccer, was women's soccer.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: And he a lot of them claimed that he had
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: made them bleimic and that he was I know, but
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: it was to go from watching international house centers being
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: like something's up and then like going straight to this thing.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: And they severed him with pay, and clearly he had
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: used the pay to find this house and put himself
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: on TV. It's interesting that the family would go right
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: onto TV from.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's truly just psychopath behavioral, just like
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: I'm getting.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Away with the best life, low level, low level, best
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: life behavior.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Because I've often especially not just on regular house Hunters,
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: because there are various other issues with those people, but
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: on international you're always.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Like something something, it's always tax people or like I
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: couldn't ever find a husband.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like there's never just a like, oh we
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: want to see the world. There's something driving them away.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: And for you to have actually found one of these
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: people is.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: It was exciting incredible. It was huge.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, you highlighted part of this I did.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: This is a passage. I want you to take heart
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: to heart.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: It says, we hope that some should read this whole.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Paragraph, the whole thing, all connected as one.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: We hope that someday Weininger may die. That is a
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: universal message. Most people have that on front of mind.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I thought, I'm listening to this podcast. The moment they
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: click play, that comes. That's immediate where they're thinking, we
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: get to wow, this is a beautiful book. I can't
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: wait to find out. I should visit Weininger. I wonder.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they'd help post or like a I'm there's
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: an honorary mayor or something. It would help them get
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: a blue check if you. Wininger should host me at
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: some point, I should come to a little parade. We've
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: got chapters such as Hot Pursuit. I wonder what happens
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: there A visit from the Bear's Death Knell a small town.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: There's no good news coming out of Wine. It's a
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: curse name.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: This is a bad place.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: It is crazy. Is it German?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Wininger is? I think it's Dutch. I think it's like
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: something about vineyards or something.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Most Mormons.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Mormons are there's a you know, it's I would say
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: white mutt, but like Scandinavian, English, Scottish.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: So interesting because there's the look like the Mormon look.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: I think that ever have been from the same like
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: gene Pool.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Right, I think it's largely like Northern Europe Scandinavia, yeah,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: and British and then right because there are a lot
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: of Anderson's Sorenson's like these kind of very right scandy names,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: scandy words.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: I hope it's not terrible. It's a derogatory word about
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: the most oppressed people.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: You don't know what they're.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Actually, those people, Northern European people, you're.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Not into them.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: They get these tests, these census tests where they say
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: they're the happiest so fappiest countries in the world, and
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: they're the most depressed alcoholics and the well sweeten's different.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: They have a little sense of humor, but like they
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: are the most joyless, finish people, and they say they're
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: the happiest and they do carry the sun goes down
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: at noon and they do karaoke and their alcoholics do
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: karaoke for twelve hours after the sun goes down. And
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: they say they're the most happy people in the world,
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: and we believe them. What's driving and we go, well,
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: there's something wrong with us. Every time I said.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Those is so fucked truly. Any It's like a yearly headline. Yeah,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: and it make sure you just have this existential thing
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: of like, well, there's no way I can get to
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: that life. I'm trapped in this body in this country.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And meanwhile people are living it up.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: They're having the time of their lives, and I can't
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: really prove anything.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: I went to Finland in some like film school exchange
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: situation that was like a week of like having to
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: meet people, and I was like really trying to be personable.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: The whole time, I was consistently shut down socially in
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: every every way you can shut someone down. At the
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: end of they were like, you know, when we first
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: met to you, we thought, you know, this here is
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: so forward and we're not for it. And I was like, yeah,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: how do you think I felt? I was like I
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: was working overtime to make social situations work, and I'm
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: worse for yourself. Oh, that's why I read the codependency book.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Now you can finally go back to fit yeah. Well,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited about Wineger. I've got my T shirt.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: I've got I mean, you've really You've changed everything for me.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: I'm about to start my second chapter. I think we
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: should play a game. We can play a game called
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Gift or a curse. But I need a number between
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: one and ten from you.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Ten, Okay, I have to.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: I have to do some like calculating to get our
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: game pieces. So right now you can recommend, promote, do
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: whatever you want.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I mean you can just follow me in
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Instagram where nothing happens anymore. I met ge Charles Rogers.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: That's the English spelling of Rogers, r og no, that's
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: the French. The French Norman spelling is r O g
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: r O d g is the English Anglo spelling. Fuck uh.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: And I'm going to make another TV show. I hope.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: To god, I don't know, it doesn't matter.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: That's exciting.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: I hope. I hope it all happens.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: You never know, I mean, everything's insane. People want you
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: to make another TV show.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: I hope so, I mean, I hope they do. I
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: don't know anymore. Of the world's scary, the.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: World's very odd, But I feel like eventually people. Maybe
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: one a very late adopter to this podcast. Yeah, and
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: this will be a commercial for your show.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: That would be nice. It's perfect.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: This is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: gonna name three things. You're gonna tell me if they're
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: gift or a curse and why, and then I'll tell
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: you if you're right or wrong because there are correct answers.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be right. I think I know you.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll see, we shall see.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: This first one is from our make a tier of
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: suggestions from a listener named Christina. Gift or a curse.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Cashiers who ask you what you're doing tonight.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: Wow, I think the obvious answer is curse, but I'm
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: gonna say gift because it's an opportunity to lie, and
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: it's an opportunity to find out what comes out of
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: you in situations like that, and it's a good check
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: in for your comfort level with strangers and your relationship
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: to going out correct. I knew it, And a beautiful
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: logic that's so fantastic. First of all, we love our cashiers, Yeah,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: we do. I love a visit with my cash here. Yeah.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: And again, like nothing anytime anyone asks me, what are
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: you doing tonight? My mind goes blank? Right, so why
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: not just say whatever you want? You're never going to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: see this person again.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: And it's very tricky because if you are doing something cool,
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: then you don't want to be a.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Right But then if you're doing nothing, you want to
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: be the loser that the cashier makes the cashier sad.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: And you have to keep it simple because people can't
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: handle more than a few words. Yeah, you've got a
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: probably six word plan, but then you get to see
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: what how they react you.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: The person behind you is wondering what's going on?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Before you even start talking. No, I think it's wonderful.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I think that cashiers should be prying into everyone's speak. Cashier,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: who could ask for more? Who could ask for more?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: A feeling. I I rarely feel closer to someone than
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: when a cashier is dealing with a difficult customer. Le
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: we make icons totally, Oh, the intimacy.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Totally and yeah, and the superiority then and then the
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: over correcting of being esternized.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your time to shine and then you fumble.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Using it's my role to restore their their belief in humanity.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, you've gotten one correct so far. We'll see what
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: happens next. Gift her curses from a listener named Ian
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: gift to a curse when someone knows something and asks
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: you to guess.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: When someone knows something and asks you to yes, I
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: think curse. Honestly, Oh gosh, no, oh god. It could
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: go either way. I think that I'm gonna say. I'm
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: gonna say gift because it is an opportunity to let
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: someone else have the power and to work through what
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: that does to your own interiority.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to say it, you're wrong because
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: that was a real look at this, and you did
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: give us some thought.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Because it's just annoying.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: I have to just be as straightforward with this as possible.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: What could be more irritating? Right, And every time I
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: will just I cut to the chase. I don't want
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: to guess. I just say I don't want to guess.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: And if the person continues to push me to guess,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: now the tension is through the roof and I'm going
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: to be wrong, and then what good? What good comes
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: from this? Right?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: It's usually good news. I don't think with bad news,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: people are.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: Like, guess, it's so your daughter's the hospital.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: It's like, no, no, the cleaner didn't come.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, well you got that one wrong. So your plans
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: have been really ruined here, but here's one more chance.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: You're an enemy.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: This is from a listener named Sonny Gift to a
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: curse cars with engines that shut down stop lights and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: then start up again when you hit the gas.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Curse why it's not worth it? Everything. The idea that,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: like the consumer is responsible for saving the planet is
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: a part of the matrix of whys that we're in
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: right now. Like, it is absolutely up to the corporations,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: and like these inconveniences that we embrace in the name
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: of like being a responsible consumer are delusional.
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  Speaker 2: You are correct, Okay, this is the I absolutely hate
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: this device. First of all, nobody likes that feeling turn off.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: And then you're sitting at the light, you're freaking out,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: you're panicking, you're wondering. I get used to it. And
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: again it's like, especially because it happens with gas cars,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: it's like, I'm already driving the gas car. What could
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: this possibly be doing?
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  Speaker 3: Any feature that prevents you from getting out of an
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: emergency instantly, Like my car if I open the door
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: while it's driving, it throws itself in park way.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: More danger.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: What is attacking me? I go through the windshield.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, I have like mine. When I pull
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: out when there's there's traffic coming like half a mile away,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: and I try to pull out, it stops.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it just puts me like it elevates
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: my blood pressure, right, and you know you're not desert door.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. None of that stuff really seems to be actually safe.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I can't believe this about yours though. This is going
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: to lead to your death.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Something is I've got a few, I've got a few players.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's absolutely a curse. I think that. I
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: can't imagine there's a single person on board with that.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's one person who's just like this future.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you it's changed everything. What has it changed?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: Because you want it to take little naps?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: My car is a pit. What you got to out
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: of three not what you want.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: I really came in trying to win.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: It feels like this is something at the end of
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: the day, on Alisha, you have your gift or a curse?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: I do what is it?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: Here we go when a restaurant manager comes to the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: table to check in to see how your meal was.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 3: I it could go either way. I'm going to say
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: curse because I guarantee it's when I'm in the middle.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: I'm almost to the punchline of my story, and that
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: is undoubtedly when I'm interrupted time and time again in
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: my life, and it is something God is trying to
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: tell me. But also manager. I like it when the owner,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: but I don't like on the manager interesting. The owner
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: is like, that's cool, and then the manager it's like
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: I said, we're fine to everyone else.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to I also will say curse. I feel
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: like I see right through it. This is just kind
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: of some little thing for them to they're waiting for
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: you to read out a waiter or something. They're trying
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: to because no one's going to be outright mean or
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: complain to the manager's face. And also, if I want
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: to talk to the manager, you'll hear me screaming at
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: an employee, I want to talk to your manager.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: So you think that they're coming around being like, so
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: you sure you sure? Betsy's a good Yeah, exactly. So
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: I think it's a curse.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: I used to say gift.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: I used to say gift because it made me feel
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: a little special, but.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Then you started getting better kinds of attention exactly. I
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: read the codependency.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: But I recently went out to dinner with my father,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: like about two weeks ago, okay, no, sorry, went out
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: to dinner and the manager was just like staring at
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: our table for a while. Finally approached kind of men singly.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: According to my dad, I didn't this was all happening
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: behind me, and he goes, Hi, there, how how did
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: you discover us? First of all like an agenda? And
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I saw, I saw TikTok about this place.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I didn't seem Indiana Jones.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: And he said, well, what do you think of You know,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: we've been getting a lot of one star reviews lately,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: what do you think of that? Somebody gave me a
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: one star review for the music, and somebody gave me
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: a one star review for like having like this special
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: kind of bread. And I suddenly just saw this man
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: like unravel before my eyes, and he was just I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: was just like, you're just trying to see if I'm
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: going to give you a bad YELP review, Please leave.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: I was you don't hate me? He's like, I was
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: so ready going to give you a.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: One star review just for doing this like I was.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: I was a good.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Exactly and now you are absolute curse.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: This is not It's about them and they're in securities
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: as a as an employee, not about the actual experience
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: you're having.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: While we all walk away winners here except for managers
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: managing expectations. Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: With Fingers.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Fingers a spell. Will you help me answer a listener question?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Of course people are writing into I said no gifts
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: at gmail dot com. We have voice notes, but I
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: feel like it's we should read some of these emails
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: on occasion or these poor people they're pouring their souls
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: out to me, and then you know, I can't turn
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: my back on everyone. Yes, okay, this is Bridger and Guest.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: I live in a two story house with my husband
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: and two dogs, and we live in a shoes off household.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: One dog relentlessly shreds while the shreds on the guitar.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: It's like cartoon notes.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Sheds, while the other one has curly hair and constantly
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: tracks in dirt and other sticks leaves into the house.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: This person hates their dogs. My husband and I naturally
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: split most of the chores throughout our day today. But
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: one thing that I can't seem to get is his
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: assistance with sweeping slash vacuuming our house. When he wanted
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: to get a rug in the living room against my
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: protests due to the difficulty this would make for my
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: regular sweeping. Are you following the sentence.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: He wanted to get a He wanted to get a
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: rug to make this sweeping more difficulty. Is that what
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: it was?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Yes? And the writer is saying, because I now need
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: to dust bust oh, I need to bust out the vacuum.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: He promised he would regularly vacuum the rug to prevent
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: fur slash dirt build up. Okay, so he got the
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: rug and the compromise was, please let me get the rug,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: all vacuum it.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I think I can count on one hand how
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: many times he has vacuumed this rug. And he even
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: wants to get more rugs for the hallway. Sounds like
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: he's in that book.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: He's addicted to rugs because he is scared of the
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: dogs slipping on the hard wood. Okay, this is a
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, we are reading a book. Unfortunately, he doesn't
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: understand the additional obstacles this presents in my sweeping quest.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: I have tried being both explicit and passive aggressive and
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: trying to get his help in sweeping the floors, but
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: with no success. How can I get my husband to
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: help me clean the floors? Do I accumulate the dust
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: slash fur that I regularly sweep up in a bin
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: and dump it on his side of the bed?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Do?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I just suck it up and keep sweeping on my
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: own help? And that's from Derek.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: I knew it was a man. I knew it was
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: a gig guy, and that does affect my answer.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: So what does he do?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. I think they say that
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: if you so. Elizabeth Gilbert, who wrote You Pray Love,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: says that if you don't can't identify a passion in life,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: you should follow your curiosity. So I think that we
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: need to step out of the rubric of rugs and
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: dogs and pursue Well, what else is there? And what else? Yeah?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: What else could what could make me? What could give
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: me purpose?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: And other than hating my husband? I mean, I feel
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: like they that's.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Perhaps too cold, right? Do you think that people I
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: like to be shook awake.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think, I mean I always go to
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: leave him, but I think I know if he had
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: sent a picture, we would have been able to say, well,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: this is worth sticking around for and letting him just
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: kind of neglect you curious. Uh, it'd be interesting if
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: they have kids and they didn't.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Did they not say with the dog the dogs?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: It seems like he's he's not happy with his life.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: He doesn't like the things these dogs are doing. He
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: doesn't like rugs at all, he doesn't like the husband,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: he doesn't like vacuuming.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: I think, I think, actually he enjoys this role of bitching,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: and I think he does love his life. He likes
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: to play to a podcast about this, so like he
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: does enjoy like the veil of this podcast right now.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: He does enjoy like like being like Derek, like I
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: guess he's Derek might be.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: This is one of the Derek Derek couples. Derek, I
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: feel like if this went away, he'd be so bored,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: he'd have nothing to talk to his friends about at dinner. Yeah,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: this is keeping the marriage alive, right. The moment that
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Derek too starts sweeping or vacuuming. It's gonna flatten out,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: there's gonna be zero passion. Yeah, there are two dogs,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: so they can pretty much split up pretty evenly. There's
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: not a big fight, and yeah, then it's over. Yeah,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: so Derek just let it lie.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think he's doing exactly what he likes to do.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: And I think he's got his name.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: I think he's he likes his nasty little game, and
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: I think this is his opportunity to have a little
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: spotlight on his little nasty game. And I think he's
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: gonna play it every day for the rest of his life.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: And that's a okay.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: And this is just gonna snowball into more and more
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: risky behavior.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: But we have to protect ourselves and we can't get
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: sucked into this. First and foremost, we have to distance
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: ourselves from this email and Derek card boundary, these toxic
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: these toxic rock obsessed guess men, Derek, don't write back
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: in Oh, Charles, we answered the question perfectly. My life
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: is just the texture in my life now is wet,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: absolutely soaked, just wet and slimy, and I'm going to
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: embrace it and be afraid of women. I'm happy to
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: have led you there, Thank you for being, thank you
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: for having listener. The podcast is over.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Hopefully you've you know, given some thought to something about
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: what you're gonna do with your day, or at least
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: had some sugar so you don't just slump over and die.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Move on, do what you need to do. I love you, goodbye,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: senior producer is on Alise Nelson, and our episodes are
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: beautifully mixed by Ben Toliday. The theme song is by
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it without
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: At I said no Gifts, that's where you're going to
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: don't you want to see the gifts? I invit?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: When you're a.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Guest to me, you gotta come to me empty. And
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I said, no guests, you're our presences, presents and I
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: already had too much stuff, So how do you dare
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: to survey me? Became the thea