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Nate Jackson Crowd Work Pack_ Tampa Funny Bone PT_1 · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: 55? You don't look 55. Show them your face so
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: they can see how young you look. Hell yeah, you
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: look about 54. Somebody trying to make it special. About
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: to have a stroke in this. Damn, your jacket got brighter. Well,
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: let's get to f * * * ing with some people, man.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: Let's get it going.
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: How you doing?
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: Ma'am, rule 2.5 was don't be yelling for my attention. Ma'am,
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: what's your name? I want to know one more time
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: so I don't forget it.
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  Speaker 2: Was it Rhonda?
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  Speaker 1: You better get it right.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: Get it right.
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  Speaker 2: What's your name, baby?
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  Speaker 1: The audience already knows.
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  Speaker 2: What's your name?
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  Speaker 1: Tammy?
• 1:16
  Speaker 2: Somebody got a good name. Thank you, Bangs.
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: You got a thunder swoop.
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  Speaker 2: Tammy. Right, Tammy? With a C or with a K? K.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: With a K.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I want everybody to do on three.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: I want y'all to say, Cammy with a K, shut
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: your up. One, two, three. That ain't never going to happen.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: Her husband started rubbing her leg like, baby, please, please.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Please don't do what you always do. This is the
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: wrong one to be playing with like that. She's like,
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: I'll burn this out. With him in the building.
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's talk for.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: A little bit, but just a little bit, because there's
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: people whose last nerve we already burnt up. Right?
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  Speaker 2: So what I would like to know, Kami, if you
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  Speaker 2: don't mind introducing me to the table.
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  Speaker 1: This your husband, this your bald head brother, and then
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  Speaker 1: who is this lady with the right here?
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  Speaker 2: This his friend.
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  Speaker 1: But listen, this is some more of our friend.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that.
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know who in the that lady is, so
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: don't come over here with your little games. Look, don't act, bitch,
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: don't act. Who raised you? Why do you act like
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: you were raised by a pack of black wolves? Kami,
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: what do you do? When you're not at comedy shows,
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: what do you do at work? You're a registered nurse?
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: Don't clap for that. I'll be like, just kill me.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: God damn, I ain't going to make it. She's going
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: to talk me to death in this. Just take my
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: blood and let me go. Hold up, hold up. Sir,
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pray for you. If this is what
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: your normal is, I don't know how in the you
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: are still here with us. No, let this happen. What's
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: your name, sir? We wanna talk with specificity when we
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: speak to the Lord. What's your name? DJ? Father God,
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  Speaker 1: we come to you humbly with our heads bowed and
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: eyes closed, Lord. We ask that you touch DJ with
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  Speaker 1: angels of patience and calmness.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: In his house during tumultuous, turbulent times.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: Don't let Cammy guide him into the ends of the world.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Give him patience and settle his heart and mind, Father God,
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: when he think about swallowing a shotgun. You erase that
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  Speaker 1: thought and you keep him with us, Lord. We ask
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  Speaker 1: these blessings in your son Jesus' name we pray. Amen.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: You're going to hell. How you going to be screaming
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: during the prayer? She was like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo! Jesus! Damn. Now,
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: I intend to do the rest of this show without
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: f * * * ing with you. So let me
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: get on this side and get some people and we
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: even it out.
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  Speaker 2: Goodness gracious.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: Let's talk to this very established example of black excellence.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: So you have on a nice blazer. Don't look around.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: It's you. Got a perfectly shaved head, got your beard
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  Speaker 1: taken care of.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: What are you, a city councilman or something?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you, sir? You're a banker? You're not just
• 5:07
  Speaker 1: a banker. No, you're above the other bankers. I feel
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: like they got to listen to you when it's time
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: to go home. Be like, have you finished out all
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: your side work? Where you a banker at, sir? You're
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: a banker at home? What the fuck bank is that?
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  Speaker 1: You don't got a branch? You have a vault at
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  Speaker 1: your house? Like people come and drop... So you like
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: a financial literacy person or something? You the FDIC?
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: You the HNIC?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, white lady, you're laughing too goddamn hard
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  Speaker 1: and too fast. She's like, I know what the end
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  Speaker 1: is for. It ain't for never mind. So you work
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  Speaker 1: from home and you are in control of bank branches?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me what you do, because this is, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to need about $ 6, 000. I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 1: you right now, you're way outside the $ 100 range. I
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: need you to dig in your pocket, find it amongst
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  Speaker 1: yourself and your heart to scrape up some money. Funds.
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  Speaker 2: Now, tell me what you do. You work with banks
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  Speaker 2: to keep them.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: What's that mean, sir? Because you already said that. Let's
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: be specific. When they get in trouble with the SEC, FDIC,
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: and the Reserve, yeah, yeah, Fort Knox, yeah, you step in.
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: From the house. You'd be wearing flip flops. He got
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: on a robe. It's too late. By the time I
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: get the call with my raspy ass voice. So what
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: is your title card? Like if you had a business card,
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: what would it say below your name? Oh, what happened
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: to being a banker? He got a little excited. Yeah,
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: he done f * * * ed around. Vice President
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  Speaker 1: of the United States of America.
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  Speaker 2: This is an exquisite job.
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: I talk to people about their occupations all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard no s * * * like this.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: How you bigger than the bank? How did you even
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: get this job? What did you used to do? You
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: were born in a bank. Like... You want your balance
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: on your receipt? So you came up in banking and
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: then since 2017, you worked at a bank at 17. What?
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: Whoever's serving her, calm the down. You're going to get
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: your tips. You do not have to kill this lady. Now,
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: I gotta figure out this right here, because I never
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: heard nobody that is telling the bank what to do.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: Usually the bank tell me what to do. So, if they,
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: you got a card, I can be like, you know
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: who I'm gonna call? Raspy on your ass. I know
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: you're not messing with Mr. Jackson. And what's your name?
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: I wanna, at least your first name. I'm gonna love
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: his name. Your name rich, too? It's nice to meet you.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: He's like, God damn it, Cheryl, if you just shut
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: the fuck up. It's nice to meet you. Wow.
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: So he's rich for real. He probably got the most
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: money in the room, huh?
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: Huh? You got it? You doubt it? Yeah, there's some
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: people with some money in this. Look at this man
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: scratching his chest. He knew that was time to say it, too.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: He was like, you don't want to play that game
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: with me? I invented paperclips. That's amazing. I've never heard
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: of this. It's just called a bank compliance officer? Is
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: there a lot of y'all or are you like the... Okay,
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: what region is yours? What?
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: Global?
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: You be calling Chinese banks like, I don't think you
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: did that last transaction by the book. Uh, what the
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: f * * * is that? What the f *
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  Speaker 1: * *, motherf * * * er? Who the f
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  Speaker 1: * * * complies? F * * * you! F
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  Speaker 1: * * * you, Chinese! I hang up now, black boy.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: We have phone call from head in charge.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice to meet you, man.
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  Speaker 1: Rich to rich, rich to rich, man.
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  Speaker 2: Richie Rich. Richard, just don't call your dad.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I won't call you no more because I got
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: an account. I don't need clothes. He got too much power.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's talk to some more people not in
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  Speaker 1: this area. Come back here a little bit. Let's see
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: who wants to. I like this tape. I've been looking
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: over here a couple times. We might as well go
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: ahead and do this. Is this a whole family? Everybody
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: is kind of happy all together. How many of y'all
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: is together? It stops at the black guy? They're like, uh,
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: we don't know the Negro.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, Jermaine.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, so how is it?
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: Is this three husbands, three wives? Outstanding. Which one been
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: together the longest? You guys?
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: How long? Okay, y'all look kind of young. Hadn't much
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: time on the clock. You got together in middle school,
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: eighth grade?
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  Speaker 2: How old are you? You look good for 41. How
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: old are you, ma'am?
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  Speaker 1: You're only one year younger than him? She looks so
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: much better than you, man. She's taking care of herself.
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  Speaker 1: She's moisturizing.
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  Speaker 2: Phenomenal.
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  Speaker 1: And you got a crazy wedding ring on. What do
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: you do for a living? That's supposed to be two paychecks,
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: and that's crazy. She's the CEO?
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, of what?
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Rich, like, give me my notebook. I'm about to write.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: These CEOs need to be kept in check.
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  Speaker 2: What are you the CEO of? Slow down.
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  Speaker 1: Barb what?
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  Speaker 2: BarbProducts.com.
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  Speaker 1: So every bar in the world that needs anything. You
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  Speaker 1: the CEO of all that? But you in charge of that?
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Give me $ 4, 000.
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  Speaker 2: Because I know you. I got to ask who?
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  Speaker 1: Rich. Rich.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: His card just got declined. He's like, oh, shit. I
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: got to call the bank. God damn it, you're out
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  Speaker 2: of line. It's Rich again.
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  Speaker 1: You are not your name.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're good.
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  Speaker 1: She got all the money. She's the CEO of every
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: goddamn shot in America. And what does the rest of y'all,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: what do you do with these little cowboy boots, these
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: little Taylor Swift boots on? It's your birthday?
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: It's your birthday, girl. How old are you?
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  Speaker 1: 36?
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  Speaker 2: And this your wife?
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  Speaker 1: How long?
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: A slave?
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: He didn't get it right? Your wife ain't shit.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: That's a terrible time to say that. He was like,
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: 12 years.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: She was like, 13.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: He didn't get it right. You know why? Because he
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: doesn't have on his ring. Like, what the fuck, lady?
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: You don't got your ring on either. So when he
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: don't put his ring on, you're like, oh, we gonna
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: both play this game. Okay, I'd like to introduce the
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: room to the couple that's not gonna make it. You
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: are way too petty. Put your ring on and rep that.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Set an example. Be the leader you want him to see. Now,
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: where's your ring at, your goofy ass? At the house.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: So you chose not to wear it.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Why? It's complicated. It's complicated? Oh, it ain't that goddamn car,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: look at it. Did anybody else get excited to find
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: out the complication? Ma'am, with your hand on your face,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: you didn't get excited? She like, I mean a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know what the he ain't got his
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  Speaker 1: ring on for, bitch. It's Tampa, hoe. You know what
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  Speaker 1: the bitch felt. Beat your goofy ass where the fuck
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  Speaker 1: your ring at, bitch. You know what the bitch is.
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  Speaker 1: He bored, nigga. Look, yeah, she already stirring up her tea. Like, ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody shut the.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, what's the complicated reason you can't wear your wedding ring?
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  Speaker 2: You're a symbol of unity to your wife. It's a
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: long story.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Man, I got time like a....
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: I still got a lot of drink in this cup.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, baby.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you. I don't know what church you go to,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: but your pastor hates y'all. Come on, pastor. Yes, you do. Hallelujah. Sir,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: do you care to share? You locked eyes. That means
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: we got to do this. Yeah, yeah. That's rule number one.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: If you lock eyes, we get to play. If you
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: look away, it's too late. So you might as well
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: go ahead and tell me what's up with the ring.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Your friends got their rings on. They're like, man, f
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: * * * that. Look, they're like, no, we.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: You finna kill me.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: In my sleep. So what's your name, sir? Kevin.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Nice to meet you, Kevin. And so how come you
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: don't want to wear your ring? Or cannot? Or what's
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: going on?
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: You want to move on? Oh, we can't. Oh, you
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: missed the rules. I can ask her, do you know why?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: He hasn't worn it since 2018? Kevin I think your
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: reason like I feel like it's probably like a reasonable
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: reason that I could justify but when you don't say
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: nothing You said it doesn't fit because you gain weight
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: But then you lost weight again, so it does fit again.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Kevin is some.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, again, I would like to introduce y'all to the
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  Speaker 1: couple I That ain't gonna make it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: Lord, have mercy. Maybe we should pray for them, too.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: This whole area.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Need to just be doused in the blood of Jesus.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: You so upset. She turned like.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: The f * * *, Kevin?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Kevin, put your ring on, man. It ain't gonna hurt you, baby.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Your other family ain't gonna be mad.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm black, I know exactly
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: what the that mean. He got a whole cul-de-sac wherever
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: he live. Y'all stay away from them Jenkins kids. Kevin
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: got two families out this mountain. All right, now let's
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: move on. I want to talk to somebody over here.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I really do, I'm trying to save her, because she's
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: sparkling like a mother, but we might as well get
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: it done.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: How you doing?
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: You're beautiful, you got the dimples, you got the rhinestones,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: you shining on these hoes.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: See stand up.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Let everybody see your jacket cuz they don't know what
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: you got on What kind of shoes you got on
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: what goes with that.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Oh Just these old things Okay.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Well, what's your name, baby?
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Ana Lana nice to meet you Lana. You met me
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: in Plano, Dallas, Texas You met me.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Already You flew here you don't live here I Three,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: keep track. You better keep track. I'm going to blow
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: her throat out. I don't know who number one was. Okay,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: number two. We ain't playing spades. I'm reneging like a...
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Give me my back. No. Nope.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Kevin, relax, you look a little tight. He's like, I
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: don't like that interaction, this. Calm down.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: You still standing, we might as well get it to you.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: So you flew in from Dallas, Texas for this show.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: What made you pick Tampa of all the places? It's
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: your birthday weekend too?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: You make me feel special.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: When you do shit like that, like, I didn't think
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I was worth no shit like that, but this is crazy.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: What are you drinking or doing or you want some
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: liquor or something? She's like, shit, I'll take a little shit.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: All right. You're going to get your mother's ponytail blown out.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: She said, I'm number three. What do you do that
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: you got this kind of money to gallivant around the country?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Executive okay who you who you who you.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: A major health care company in the dallas area okay
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: well give me uh don't give me you'd already spent
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: the money you know what i mean give me uh
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: a little.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Head I give back.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: You got to reciprocate. Y'all laughing. I'm going to be
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: wearing that jacket tomorrow, nigga. I'm going to be shining
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: like a mother. You see a real shining on your neck.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Looking like gold tooth.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I like you. Thank you for doing that. You don't
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: have to stand up. I know your blood rushing to
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: your head. It's nice to meet you. So what birthday
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: is it for you? What are we celebrating?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: 55.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: You don't look 55. 55. Show them your face so
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: they can see how young you look. Hell yeah, you
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: look about 54. That'd take about four months off. So,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: we sing you happy birthday. Right now, everybody. Is that
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: all right? Which version y'all want to sing? The regular version?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: But it's a mixed crowd. We can't just go deep
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: into Stevie Wonder and expect everybody to know what we're doing. What,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: he's a singer? Why you pointing at him? Rich, do
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you want to sing happy birthday to this lovely lady?
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder version?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: The whole thing? Okay, hold on, because y'all, this crackhead
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: done led it off. Happy birthday to you. She's like,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not a crackhead at all. I prefer pills. All right,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: so we're going to sing Happy Birthday. I think we
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: should do the regular version because I'm looking up at
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Asians and white people and African. I don't know if
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: they paid the light bill or if I'm about to
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: have a stroke. Am I tripping or are random lights twinkling?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I've been trying not to say nothing. I think I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: am dying right now. I didn't really notice until I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: looked up at that African version of Lawrence Taylor.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Are you African? American?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Toby? I'm sorry, that's... No, that's not right.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: The way this works is once you say it, you
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: can't have it back. In retrospect, that one was fucked up.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: You know why I said Toby? Let's not reflect on that.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Let's just move on. You're a beautiful black man, and
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: that's what's important, okay?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Okay? Now, who's that ugly white man up there with you?