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Episode 247: Fat Unity · Not That Serious

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  Spitting the butt. Whoa, you can't stop you. That's yourself sorted crazy
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  and we're gonna keep that recording and noting. No, I'm just let that
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  hang out because I only want to I want you just to shine through.
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  That was course, just saying that about your dark thoughts. Man, of
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  course by yourself. Should I fuck up? Yeah? How'm diddling D?
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  Everybody home diddling D jangling jangling? Yeah, I love that when that,
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  I don't know, the announcing from the from the podcasts, the Hornets,
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  Bobcats, I'm like, yeah, just be screaming. Yeah, yeah,
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  I mean, you gotta have something to make yourself inside. You watch losing
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  franchise. You're watching them niggas sleep Fastball, night in and night. The
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  best part about their franchises commentators, which is crazy. Yeah, oh yeah,
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  I think I saw something. But yeah, but what's going on?
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  Everybody? It is the not that serious podcast, also colloquially colloquial It's a
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  hard one, colloquially colloquially, there You, colloquially coal colloqually also known as
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  the best podcast ever. I am colloquially known as there we Go. Michael,
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  who might be bigger than he should be maybe, but smaller than he
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  was before. Smaller than he was before. Look at god. M Yeah,
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  I can't say that word, but I'm elzy. What are you smaller
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  than you? Ken is in the building. Wow, Keenan the dick eater.
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  Mr y'a don't know what y'all'll know? What he put me here?
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  Though? My name was Kevin on stage or something now everybody everybody went.
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  But I was wondering, what do you mean would he put you? You
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  don't know what he put me through? A you're talking about, Mike,
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  what they might put you through? You know, we was going to the
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  gym, I mean waiting outside his house for an hour because I ain't want
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  to take a walk around a block. Fuck them? Wow, m okay,
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  we got a great show for you the game. Yeah man uh,
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  I don't know if you know, but we weren't here last week, so
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  you know we gave you all some freebies, free by gebs. He just
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  put his hand on my back. But I got something to tell you later,
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  got some news for you. But yeah, go ahead, told you
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  what. We'll get to it. He's after something sticky, some real swipe
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  behavior. So I'm telling that he be in that corner swiping so real,
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  no look behavior. Look he might have he might have hit a dime every
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  day every time. M nold dime, but a dine dime nonetheless like a
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  quarter. Listen, maybe a half dollar, half dollar, half dollars,
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  a half dollar. Literally, I sacked a corner, Susan, Yeah,
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  two off fifty cent piece? Nice because you almost say is crazy? Hey
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  man, a water buffalo nickel very rare from what I hear. That's when
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  it wasn't he reaching these levels levels. It's time for the two thousand and
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  twenty three slut Off. Welcome to your banner. Welcome to the two thousand
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  and twenty three slut Off. It's your boy bend over here with my co
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  host Bindle Jock Huis Jack Queish. We have two two studs in here today
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  and I don't I don't mean young am good one, Ben, thank you
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  good one. Try I'm here all week. We got one over here.
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  We got two of the biggest slufts on the biggest sluttiest industries you can find.
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  A photographer and a DJ. Of course, surprise now one's been on
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  a on a timmy year hiatus coming out of retirement. He just couldn't wait.
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  And he's a ten year hiatus followed by two year hiatus, and he's
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  and he's come out. He's come back into the game. He's hit the
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  ground running and boy is he coming. We can't tell whether he's coming or
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  going, but we know he's coming. He's changed his hair, he's pierced
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  his nose, and he's got his dick out all over the floor. It's
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  your boy, weighing in at a two dates now, sixty pounds of his
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  cock dj Elzy coming from Burlington. And in the other corner we have a
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  seasoned veteran. I don't know how his how long his hya, his goes,
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  because he doesn't share that much with us, but it was enough to
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  bring him out of the game. A tender specialist. H uh no,
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  looks swipey photograph engineer. I'll trade you a photoshoot for some tints or some
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  foots or some feats treats that he will sweet eats. It's your boy,
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  mj. Don't call me Michael Jordan's Johnson. It's all Johnson. Now,
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  don't call me Michael Jordan Johnson. We got these two titans here hailing from
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  the same time. It's shocking that we have such great talent coming from the
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  same zip code. It really, it really is. It's it's a marvel.
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  It's a marvel, Jock. You really wonder what's going on in the
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  water down there in Burlington. Uh. You really don't see thoroughbreads like this
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  anymore. I mean, honestly, thoroughbreads like that. And it's a wonder
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  that MJ has the bravery to wear these shorts. I don't know how he's
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  pulling it off. It must be taped around his thigh. Will you give
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  us something emside about the tape that you used there? Uh, Michael,
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  I don't want to share the secrets because I got that. I'm gonna say.
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  They say short kings are in. They say short kings are in,
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  and boy are they in and out and in and out and in again.
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  Oh my god. We'll be back. We'll be back after the next pussy
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  Bama. Okay, okay, okay, Oh that was that. Well,
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  we're done. That's the podcast. Ye and niggas fought in Alabama the end.
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  But first of all, how how's everybody doing? Pretty good? Everybody's
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  pretty good. It's been a little while a while. We had hiatus Yeah,
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  it's a little week off. It feels good, good good, good
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  good good. I know you're doing great. I know you're doing a fifty
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  cent piece. Curtis Jackson. We're all back here after a week end.
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  Uh three of us were out on a vacation the country, out the country.
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  Well do you want to do the people who went out the country first
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  and the people that stayed in the country first, country stayers first and that.
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  Yeah, because yours goes on to other stuff. Yeah, so uh
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  m Jay, yeah, you I know while we were out, you went
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  to see some musical demonstrations. Yeah, I want to go see Snoop that
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  blue Did he crip walk? Yes? He did see in person. If
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  you don't a crip walker, Snoop, A lot of crip walking in my
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  day, I've never seen. I've never seen a real crip crip walk in
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  real life, so black in person, Snoops all right, he said,
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  what a crip long beach crib LBC. You know who also got to see
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  you probably should said, I mean I haven't seen, but probably if you
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  want. If you're a real quip walk enthusiast, O T Genesis, that's
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  him or WC. Yeah, that's a real cryp work there. MH like
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  his seat walker is very immaculate. Yeah, that was a concert though concert.
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  I didn't play on going at first. Yeah, I ain't gonna say
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  what I was gonna say, but yeah, I got the hook up.
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  He said it was about something angular I'm not slow off and we're back.
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  I m J pulled out his signature move. I don't know why I was
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  reluctant. I'm not going like Snoop's not one of my favorites and Doggy Style
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  is not one of my favorite albums. It's not okay all right, I
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  could I realized it, but I mean because I mean because I mean Drake
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  was in town at the same time, so it was like, well that,
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  I don't know. I just I think that day I didn't because like
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  my boy had asked me to go, and I was like, yeah,
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  I guess. And then the day of I was like heading to his crib
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  and I was like, I can't get a ticket if I want, and
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  then got it ticket. You said it was it was Snoop, wasn't this
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  Swoop and Whiz Whiz too short? Orangey? And I didn't mention none of
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  them niggas. I barely watched him like I was in the VI. I
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  p oh, very important person. Huh, very important when they were Also
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  it was very high so as its tradition tailgating. Uh. Snoop concert is
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  Uh, I can't way different too much? We probably real hazy. Yeah,
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  they passing multiple blunts around the parking lot. Think it's the candidate fires
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  the crowd. Well, the age different, the age was still, I
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  bet it's a wide range. No, it was a wide range. Surprising.
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  Surprisingly a lot of young kids were there. But it's Snoop. Yeah,
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  he transcends all cultures at this point or all generations at this point.
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  But a couple of things I've seen was a lot of kids are with their
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  parents and as their parents same age Snoop. Yeah, and the kids are
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  different ways. But the kids might nif Snoop to the parents are Snoop fans
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  something like me, Like I grew up, like I was listening to Dog
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  Style when I was six years old, So like mom my, mom,
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  let me listen to that ship back in the day. Yeah, let's get
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  album. So I was never listening to what color couldmpletely explained your drake fascination.
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  That explain so on the first drap on lick lipping lick licking. Wasn't
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  like he was Will Smith. No, he was the original Drake. No,
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  I was saying, was still other than the Nasty Ship. But he
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  was still talking shit, eating a peach and pep room and and and supporting
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  choco chocolate syrate with bitches and his name and going in the waterfall with jeans
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  on long as in the bucketead and a waterfall baby smile, dude day.
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  But Snoop Snoop was cool because, like I said, it was a wide
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  range, like it was like seeing like I remember in front of me,
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  it was a dad. He was probably like same Snoop forties and he was
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  smoking, and then his son was probably like thirteen fourteen, and then I
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  guess it looked like his daughter. She feeld like she was probably between like
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  eighteen and like twenty, and he's like passing a blunt to her. And
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  I was just I was like, yo, that's that's fine, that's amazing,
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  and it was well, it was crazy too. Another couple of dollars
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  in front of me brought that baby, a baby that's like a baby like
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  they like the baby couldn't even walk. Yeah, they had it in the
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  Fucking Baby, but Jordan the headphones on, Why the fun would you do
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  that? Still? You cps it like they didn't have a babysitter. Maybe
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  that's that can't be you know what you do you skip the stay home.
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  You can't bring a baby to a week And yeah, that's that's kind a
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  good idea, that's very any other artists. And there's no disrespect to Snoop,
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  but it's like, you know what, the Snoop that's gonna be a
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  lot of that's not good for a baby, bro, that's true. That
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  baby's high as hell. Bro, that baby two years I mean to take
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  a video of it. But like the way they look to look like they
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  don't well, they was homeless. They look like they listen to Snoop later
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  Snoop, but not like gangster Snoop. They endangered their baby for rhythm and
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  gangster Snoop lions because they were like kind of hippish but kind of like park
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  like we just saw Mac and Dre and but yeah, it was it was
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  Snoop and then Whizz and then realizing Whiz is like his song is a corny
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  is fu? Yeah, yeah, a lot of stuff did not age.
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  His best songs are the ass Ones. No Ship, No, his ship
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  is really bad. His pop hits horrible. The bigger they've the longer name
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  of shut Up. They all like like he was doing black and Yellow,
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  and I was like, damn nig was really so like that? Weedham Boys
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  is his No. No Sleep best mainstream hit. Still not good. No
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  Sleep like Weedham Boys. I don't like that. Think it's corny too boys.
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  But then I started hating it after the Cowboys, after they took over.
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  No damn, what has a Steller song? What was it that he
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  didn't? No Sleep that was corny? No Sleep is corny. He's like
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  what we do roll Up, roll Up is a corny song? Yeah,
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  you look back on that's a bad One's a bad one better than some of
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  the It's towards the bottom of the ship. I mean diarrhea, but it's
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  solid food. And that's why I really wasn't excited like seeing like I was
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  like, all right, because I've seen Wiz like I'm one of those real
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  Whiz fans, like after Cabin Fever, Yeah, like I was one of
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  those, like the mixtape Whizz him his early days was that one. So
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  he got money, burn after rolling, Burn, after I got money and
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  hos Yeah, money and Hosna burn after rolling that's that ship. He didn't
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  do nothing that any He didn't do nothing cushion, orange juice or nothing,
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  but he just did all the end. And I guess whatever he got newer
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  high, I'm not high. It was an old video at this little white
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  boy with babysitter. It's playing I got money, he got a dollar bill,
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  he got money and didn't showed the camera to this babysitter. I got
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  money and took a watch. Yeah, I forgot about that. That's crazy,
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  baby, I do remember that, but think it's kind of corny cool
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  concert seeing Snoop roll out in a low rider, that's fine, fucking last
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  episode. And like he can he can do all his old shit age very
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  well, age, very well. Well. I don't know about all that.
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  The most of it ain't no fun, ain't a song on that.
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  I mean, I like it. Guess who's back in the motherducking half?
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  What that dick for your mother ducking bath? Like when I listened to the
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  album, like I really listened, like leaving, I was like, damn,
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  this ship is so good. I'm like damn, I can't believe I
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  was allowed to listen to this shit. It's a it's good stuff. It
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  is really bad, all right. So we got one concert and I know
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  there's a little bit a softer side of this concert. I should have went.
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  They said he want to go to that one, so why? Yeah?
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  I went to the Drake show on last week in Philly. There was
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  two shows out there, wasn't it Monday and Tuesday. I went on Monday.
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  Okay, okay, I went on Monday. I just saw some funny.
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  I'm sorry, that's all right. He came out with with Whiz.
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  He came out with Meek, Like when he came out the uh to the
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  stage. They walked down the stairs, him and Meek. They were talking
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  about yeah, talking about being a grown man, squashing beef blah blah blah,
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  realizing there's bigger things, better things coming together blah blah blah. That's
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  nice. I was like, that's cool. Yeah, that's what happens when
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  you win. You can say, ah, yeah, we'll do that.
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  Yeah, there you go. But yeah, the show itself, it was
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  cool. We're the bigger man when you dominate, Yeah, exactly, But
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  yeah, the show was cool. YADDI was the opener. So he started
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  out with a few songs. Then he just started playing like some Drake songs
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  that Drake said he wasn't gonna play. So it was like a little sing
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  along vibe with like the whole arena and my boys? Is DJ Anthony somebody
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  when I went to Atlanta? Okay, that's why I went to see his
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  DJ Yati DJ Okay from so what? So what songs? I don't know
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  Yaddy songs off the top of my head. He did. He did Strike
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  I Spy, he did Strike Minnesota. Yeah, he probably did what's it
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  called coffin the one remember that video when he's coming out You ever seen a
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  video Yaddi when he's coming out for that that festival? Is it? Give
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  me? That? Probably probably probably did one of his biggest songs. Yeah,
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  okay, yeah that's good. But then the Drake show itself, it
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  was really good. Like I enjoyed it as a Drake fan because you know,
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  I never saw him live. But he definitely played some songs that I
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  don't ever need to hear again, and I wish she didn't play just because
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  I don't like him, Like God's playing, I don't even hear that but
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  this is that's like one of the biggest songs. Lamont that song. I
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  would expect you to say, just give me something from view use or something
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  like. I think I said God's Plan. I think he I think at
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  one point he did. He played fire Desire to close the show. Yeah,
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  I wouldn't close the show with that, but I do like that song.
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  Yeah, I mean he said he now that's the song on views.
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  I don't think we could look up the set he changes that set any setlerst
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  that you see online. I don't believe any of it because I think he
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  just goes off what no, no, no, it was it was pretty,
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  it was close. It has to be a setlose. I know,
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  I know, I know at the end of the for each show he's doing
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  a different song that ended. Yeah she literally said that. Yeah he said
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  that, and yeah he did feel No ways he didn't jaded. Headlines,
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  headlines and over they just don't do it for me. I know he was
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  your biggest song, headlines. I might go the rest of my life without
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  ever hearing over again, never again. Yeah, I don't have to hear
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  over wait, but if you hear that shit loud as, you're gonna be
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  singing it. Yeah you are probably yeah you are, I guess he so,
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  I don't know if you saw in New York he opened up the show
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  there with look what you've done? Singing to his mom? Really yeah yeah
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  see that. Yeah. So in Philly he had like a little boy with
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  like a dressed like him, Yeah, dressed like him, but they do
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  the filter, yeah, like a live filter on with the screen, so
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  it looked like him as a kid. He's like rapping to himself as a
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  kid. Crazy, That's that's cool. I was the thing where people just
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  doing their bras those days. He was just there was people throwing brass,
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  but he was like just kicking him off because now I was getting old.
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  Yeah, he did forty one songs. Yeah, hell of songs. It
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  wasn't performed two hours two it says, literally ya and then him like twenty
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  one. Yeah, he played more songs than I expected and more songs than
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  I needed from twenty one. Yeah, but how long was the show?
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  It was like two hours? Okay, he did jaded, Yeah, yeah,
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  got you gotta do Marvel. Do I need to hear in my feelings?
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  Not right? But I don't really just hated to enjoying something biggest song.
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  I mean, I paid what I want to do. Really, so
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  do I really need to hear sickle mode? He just wants to hear it?
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  Really? No, No, No, I can hear? Do I
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  really do I need to hear the motto? Do I hear the motto?
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  I can he do? I but I don't like when to hear C Season
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  it League. I did not say I need to hear the purest of Drake.
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  He needs to open up in Houstonlanta egg if he did, but I'm
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  like a he going back because that was the problem. He said. He
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  didn't play any tracks off come Back season. I want to hear fireworks.
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  I want to hear he said. He know. At one point he said,
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  h y'all willing to go back with me, like go back to the
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  beginning with tray song. And he started playing stuff for him like take care
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  of placement girl, that's not the beginning, And I was like, that's
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  not the replacement girls. Should I get money? No, he should play
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  I get money, I get paper, I get girl. That's a banker.
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  That's a good one. You should do that. Drake. Should let
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  me just organize the set. You should have did English ship and brought little
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  Wayne House that would have been grazed us. Oh he should have did.
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  Oh what's the what's the joint he got with pimps November? No not,
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  that's a bumby the world. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
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  Underground King, No, that's no, it's because it's Bundy and on running
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  into the city. I'm on, I'm on that ship. I forgot.
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  I just forgot the name. I know uptownwn. He didn't play any so
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  far gone. That's that's so far in that stadium themselves. I tell you,
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  Drake he Holedge boy, it's not too late, but I gone the
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  whole settlers bro, I had a ship turned. I'll go if you do
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  nothing, but if you do so so far gone, I'll go. Nigga,
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  he does think, do think good thoughts one time and just see what
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  happens. He could do so as sure as he is. I'll pay good
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  money and if you bring him out, I'll pay double my good money to
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  see think good thoughts. But other than that, I mean, who would
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  you rate the concert out of ten? I mean that was your first time
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  seeing him. I mean I also realized it's been a while since I've been
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  to a concert, like a long time, you're feeling old and there.
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  Huh yeah, not really, but a little bit. It was a kid
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  there was like ten years old with his dad and his brother, and I
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  was like, damn, Drake is reason the man. He's reaching the masses,
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  man, but he's just lucky that his parents would pay like seven hundred
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  dollars for a child. I almost did it, but I was like,
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  noah, it's a bad idea. Oh they even broke it down. So
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  he did six songs from take Care, six songs from Covers, five songs
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  from Scorpions, five songs from Views. Five songs from Scorpions is actually too
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  many, but way too many, entirely too many. So you see,
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  my brothers. Those Scorpions songs could definitely could have been some. It could
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  have been some take Kit, It could have been something. It could have
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  been nothing was the same, could have been could have been so far gone.
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  All right. He had four deaths consider others, and then he had
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  three from Certified lover Boy, three front honestly never mind read from if you're
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  reading this is too late too, from more Life Too for Thank Me Later,
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  one from care Package, and one from Nothing was the same, what
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  do you from care packing durings? Money can buy? Can I can?
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  I? Oh? I heard I heard that in person. I was like,
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  oh, can I really stay? Maybe? I was like, oh
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  maybe, Yeah, they don't know about this. They done this one here.
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  Yeah. Overall it was a good concert. He had some some interesting
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  choices for his like props. Yeah, like the big old blow up,
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  big gass bab came out. Was Virgil there? Yeah, the big ass
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  Virgil was standing there with the big but with the plane. Is that scarying
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  person? I feel like i'd be a little scared. I didn't see big
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  things like that. I just feel like it's like it is a little intimidating.
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  Yeah, I didn't see. I was standing there and Brandy was like,
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  who's that big ass man standing there? Like what are you talking about?
• 26:18
  It was so big you'd even noticed it, Like yeah, it was
• 26:21
  just like a yeah, as tall as like almost not the stadium, but
• 26:23
  multiple levels up and he's just standing there. He's on the paper plane.
• 26:26
  I believe it. Yeah, But then it was like a big ass baby,
• 26:30
  a woman with a like a wedding dress, A big ass sperm came
• 26:36
  spiraling. Yeah, they just fight him. No, it's just like rolling
• 26:38
  around all right, Okay, he's ate it not but yeah, a good
• 26:48
  show. That's nice, nice, nice. I mean I expected more songs
• 26:52
  from the new album, Her Loss, but he only played like five or
• 26:56
  four five. Well obviously rich Flex. Did you back Outside Boys? Oh
• 27:03
  no, you know he did that. He did that, but he didn't
• 27:06
  play with with twenty one. He played it on his own there. Yeah.
• 27:11
  Yeah, but he's not on the song, so it's kind of weird.
• 27:15
  But I think he still should have played that together like back Outside Boys.
• 27:18
  Yeah, yeah, he's not on that. Yeah, ump jump boo
• 27:21
  tron ship. He did it. Yeah, he did it. Smoke,
• 27:23
  Yes, that's a good one. I was like, but yeah, laughing
• 27:26
  out cry later, I don't need to that. Yeah, then'm scoring his
• 27:30
  biggest songs. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know.
• 27:33
  He shopped the video at the Nike factory. What do you want? Great?
• 27:38
  Great, great, great good stuff? Great, good for him,
• 27:44
  Glad you enjoyed it. Good time sounds sounds should have Yeah. I'm gonna
• 27:49
  try to go to one of the dates in a different states. I've never
• 27:52
  seen Drake. I've never seen Beyonce. So I'm gonna try to go see
• 27:56
  both of them somewhere else because I missed the Philly shows. So I'm thinking
• 27:59
  about Atlanta for Drake early s a good show late September. It's like the
• 28:03
  twenty fifth, but that's like the week we're going to, the week we're
• 28:07
  going to. So if I do it, I would go for a day
• 28:10
  again, dude, just day thing and come back the next day. So
• 28:12
  you're playing with fire. We're leaving. Yeah, yeah, like I'll just
• 28:21
  come back to this next day. It's not I'll be fucked up and made
• 28:23
  it sound like catch it playing from Atlanta. It's like I'm leaving the twenty
• 28:27
  sixth no Rome from No No, No No, So we'll see. I'm
• 28:33
  trying to make it work, but we're leaving that jaf cast only thing.
• 28:34
  So yeah, facts, yeah, yeah, you had a good time.
• 28:38
  I wish I could win. I don't need to hear Child's play now,
• 28:42
  I'm just playing as as Child's play. Yeah, it's like, yeah,
• 28:48
  back, that's like you gotta argument of cheesecake, you know, I like
• 28:52
  to go there. It's a good one now, but I mean it's cheesecake.
• 28:56
  Mmmm, maybe drink made me hate the cheese game. But yeah,
• 29:02
  other than that, we went to Montreal. We yea you had some other
• 29:04
  Canadian adventures and yes, you know what, it was fun. It was
• 29:10
  fun. This is our second time going. We went twenty eighteen something like
• 29:15
  that. Yeah, something like that, and we're like, let's run it
• 29:17
  back. A slightly different group, but pretty much the same. Not we
• 29:22
  pretty much dropped five people. Yeah, that was pretty much the same.
• 29:26
  Dropped five six wasn't five? Like yeah, I know, like like because
• 29:30
  eleven win? Okay, yeah all right, yeah a little quick substitution.
• 29:36
  Yeah, some people can go. But yeah, if you've never been to
• 29:41
  Montreal, i'd definitely recommend it. It's cool, it's it's very European.
• 29:45
  It's very I don't want to say outdated. I want to I would rather
• 29:48
  say retro outdated. It's kind of Yeah, it's like when you go there,
• 29:55
  it's like it's like being it's like being in two thousand and seven.
• 29:57
  COVID hit them hard. Yeah, it's like being in two thousand and seven.
• 30:00
  For sure. I don't know what to do, and I don't think
• 30:04
  I wouldn't say COVID hit him hard. I just don't nothing. Ever say
• 30:08
  that because and I think Corey made a good point of this. This city
• 30:12
  seems like there are a lot of their economy depends on tourism. Okay,
• 30:18
  and COVID probably hit them really hard and it's taking them a while. They're
• 30:22
  probably just now starting to get back in the groove of getting things back together
• 30:26
  again. I can see that. Okay. It's definitely a touristy city.
• 30:32
  It's definitely a place where people just kind of go to visit. Yeah,
• 30:36
  but it seems like a nice place to live. Yeah, if you want
• 30:40
  to, like it's chill, it's like a chill city. It's like it's
• 30:42
  like it's like going to like what's a chill city? Like it's not like
• 30:45
  Philly. It's not like New York Charlotte maybe, yeah, oh yes,
• 30:49
  Charlotte type vibe. Not even I wouldn't even say Seattle because Seattle is a
• 30:55
  huge city. I would say Charlotte. Like it's kind of chill, like
• 31:00
  there's there's stuff to do, like it's it's a lot of people, a
• 31:03
  little bit of something. Yeah, but it's not like super busy, you
• 31:06
  know what I'm saying. So it's a better option somewhere else. So people
• 31:10
  go there. Yeah, like you live in Charlotte, but Atlanta, you
• 31:14
  can go to Atlanta. Let me go to Riley. Yeah that Toronto,
• 31:17
  Toronto is Atlanta, Montreal is Charlotte. Fair enough put it like, yes,
• 31:23
  I didn't go the first time this time. But the thing is,
• 31:26
  like anybody talk about Toronto and Canada like it's ass Yeah, Like well this
• 31:33
  time this time, they didn't do it. I didn't hear anybody talk shit
• 31:36
  about Toronto this time. Like the first time we went there, everybody was
• 31:38
  shitting on Toronto. I was like, what the fuck is happening? I
• 31:41
  guess, but no, no, it was people from Toronto. They just
• 31:44
  wanted you had to. That was a weird part. No, they were
• 31:47
  they were from Toronto in Montreal visiting, like yeah, we come here,
• 31:49
  we don't stay in Toronto, but like we're from there, but we don't
• 31:52
  part here. I'm like, what the fun most some people from like Saskatchewan,
• 31:56
  Calgary, Yeah, Calgary's people from all over. It's just the yeah,
• 32:00
  Mississauga so yeah people people. Yeah, but I don't know. I
• 32:07
  definitely want to go to Montre Toronto next. But it was funny. We
• 32:09
  gotta go. We go to Canada. We gotta go to Toronto. We're
• 32:13
  definitely going again, and we're gonna drive to Toronto this time. It's not
• 32:16
  that would be a shorter drive. No, Toronto is further because Montreal is
• 32:22
  an hour past the border. So Toronto, well, Toronto was just going
• 32:28
  Montreal straight up. Toronto was going to this. Yeah, swung his body
• 32:32
  northwest. We gotta go around lakes and ship the lake. But Montre like
• 32:42
  it seemed like a living Yeah, that's almost nine hours to go to Toronto.
• 32:46
  I mean we did, we did six, seven eight, it was
• 32:52
  like seven yeah, something like that. Yeah, easy, just one extra
• 32:55
  stop. Yeah, I want to stop up through Buffalo. I will fly
• 33:00
  there and meet you bussy Fairs. Then you drive, Mike, I'm not
• 33:07
  sure. All right? Did shut up? If you guys have anything else
• 33:10
  talk about? Wall was so high out there, bro, brou I'm so
• 33:17
  high out I'm so high. Make smoke healthy, bro, No, I'm
• 33:22
  not. And these niggas kept trying to talk to me the whole time,
• 33:23
  and there was just certain points where I was like, I'm just we can't
• 33:28
  do this this all right, We're making progress in America, you know,
• 33:32
  legal weeds and shut shit the weed out in Canada. Yo, gass yeah,
• 33:40
  gas supreme. Yeah, gets you right. There was something bro and
• 33:45
  and cheap. I mean, our money is more expensive, so maybe that's
• 33:54
  why. Yeah, we went over there. First of all, we went
• 33:58
  to the weed shot right. First of all, that's the first place you
• 34:00
  went to. The soon we dropped, dropped our bags. Dispensary. Where
• 34:06
  are we going where? That was the first thing we did. Gotta dispensery
• 34:10
  in liquor store because there was a street from each other. Gotta go.
• 34:14
  That's good. So the thing about monstre Gas, this dispensery's literally everywhere everywhere,
• 34:21
  so you choose one going there first of all, as soon as you
• 34:24
  go in there, which is different from I would say this especially in New
• 34:29
  Jersey, as soon as you're going there, the smell of we hit you
• 34:32
  fast. Yeah, like like they're not trying to hide it, like they're
• 34:37
  keeping it. It's almost like they're keeping it loosen there and you just going
• 34:42
  there. Because the thing is in Canada, which I'm not sure about because
• 34:46
  I had some because I had some outside information. Apparently they only do flower
• 34:52
  there, like they don't do edibles, they don't do the vape pens,
• 34:54
  but they do they do illegally? No, well, I don't know if
• 35:00
  it's illegally or not, but somebody told me that they did that, just
• 35:04
  like we've been smoking weed for years out here. Illegal no, no saying
• 35:08
  like the dispenser resell it. I'm guessing they would do it illegally. I
• 35:12
  guess I'm under the table, but I guess maybe because maybe I say somebody's
• 35:15
  name at the front desk and they'd be like, oh, okay, you
• 35:19
  cool me. Personally, I got like eight pre roles six, I got
• 35:27
  eight, I got six, I got five. I got eight for like
• 35:30
  forty forty five dollars I got I got five for like twenty five hunting that
• 35:35
  to in America, you get that same one pre role for eighteen yeah,
• 35:38
  eighteen a piece. Yeah, so hella bargaining going down here. Yeah,
• 35:45
  the prices were good. Prices was crazy and then but this is an actually
• 35:50
  bought too much weed though that was a problem at the end of the time.
• 35:52
  We ran into that issue were you're not allowed to bring it back.
• 35:55
  Well, we didn't want to take that. We didn't even want to try
• 35:59
  because there was some I mean, you want you don't who wants to get
• 36:00
  to the border and be like, hey, we got to such a car.
• 36:04
  We what I'm saying, And it's not that we were coming back through
• 36:07
  You don't go straight into Jersey. I mean we're in New York. I'll
• 36:09
  say New York. I don't know what type of laws they got going on.
• 36:13
  It's going to New York, right, I don't know, I guess.
• 36:15
  But also, we don't want to take drugs across the border because don't
• 36:20
  want to be a bad look. We could have stuck it under this seat
• 36:22
  easily, didn't. They didn't take us out of the car or anything.
• 36:24
  So we were we just didn't. We just knew we didn't want to risk
• 36:29
  it. Okay, Yeah, so that only led us to do one the
• 36:31
  sensible thing, smoke at all. Smoke all of them at the same time.
• 36:38
  Mike. Mike had multiple bust at the same time. So listen,
• 36:42
  I had to going, Yeah, I had five before we left. No,
• 36:49
  he was bugging, wait, five in the same day. You're saying,
• 36:52
  like five the same I wasn't think. Then you drive all the way
• 37:00
  home. I smoked one. I smoked one. I was like, I'm
• 37:04
  not driving anywhere. Well, by the time we actually hit the row,
• 37:07
  I start to come down because we stopped was strong. I'm telling you that
• 37:13
  ship had me. Keen's been here is a profession. He was big chief.
• 37:19
  He's out keens THHC. Tolerance is definitely high. Because I was smoking,
• 37:23
  I was like, this is this is crazy? Listen, bro,
• 37:27
  it was it was I was. I woke up in the morning, I
• 37:31
  took one and I came back in my room and I think Keenan left asking
• 37:36
  me and he came back in. It was like, I just smoked.
• 37:38
  I like, word, how many I smoked them all? All? What?
• 37:44
  How many? Are? Like five? Five? What? I was
• 37:47
  five joints? Came back in and said, smoked them all? It's going
• 37:53
  what kind of what? What kind of weed did you have? Yeah?
• 37:57
  Okay, I did too, but nig I was just sitting there trying not
• 38:01
  to fucking laugh at everything, like and I already knew that. So the
• 38:06
  fact when I smoked, it just makes it way worse me. At one
• 38:09
  point, Gary doesn't smoke, But bro, they were fucking annoying. Don't
• 38:15
  put Gary, no, no, no no. But the thing is the
• 38:21
  thing is Gary is rying. Gary's just drinking. Gary's drunk. These two
• 38:25
  at the table not saying a word, just but just laughing, and it
• 38:30
  would die. And they started laughing at an hour straight and I could not
• 38:36
  stop laughing. Bro, I was so high. I was like, this
• 38:37
  is getting crazy. Bro, I'm like, this is getting shit. What
• 38:40
  the fuck is funny? We were laughing because Harvecat, harvorcat saying something.
• 38:45
  Har Harv is just doing whatever Harv does. No, no, no,
• 38:47
  Harv was drunk so hard Harve decided was a freak ball. Hardy was a
• 38:57
  couple three years some freaky shout out Jared exotic. Oh my god, all
• 39:07
  right, we talk about we was high. So anyway, right keeping,
• 39:10
  I'm sorry, I gotta talk about Jared. I have to, Yes,
• 39:14
  I gotta talk about what he did. This isn't anything freaky, by the
• 39:16
  way. Okay, So we went to this place it's called it's called Apartment
• 39:20
  two hundred. We went the last time too. We're not talking about the
• 39:22
  corpse. Hold on, hold on. So we're at this place called Apartment
• 39:29
  two hundred. It was really dope. It's like an apartment building, but
• 39:30
  it's a club or like a lounge, so it's dope, like it feels
• 39:35
  like you're in somebody's house, but you're partying. Yeah, so vie to
• 39:37
  make it seem like it's a house party exactly. It was fucking fire.
• 39:39
  I love it. That's the second time we went so clubs out every we're
• 39:44
  just kind of like staying on the street. We're trying to figure out what
• 39:45
  to do. Everybody's drunk. We're just we don't know what to do,
• 39:47
  right, So then that's when we meet these these these girls. They were
• 39:51
  from Skaskatchewan, I think, and I couldn't tell what they were really.
• 39:55
  They looked like they might have been Indian, maybe Guyanese something right, like
• 40:00
  what like treny, like what are you all right? So we're just staying
• 40:01
  there talking to them and our point, Jared comes up and they're just talking.
• 40:08
  He's like yeah, He's like where you guys run. They're like,
• 40:10
  hey, we're guying these I believe that's what they said. I'm pretty sure.
• 40:14
  And he's like, yeah, you guys are don't look exotic. Thank
• 40:20
  you. The girl was like the girl was like, you said I look
• 40:24
  exotic. I will put hands on you. They just walked away and Jared
• 40:29
  standing there with his hands on his hip, he said, yep, I
• 40:32
  just ruined that. Me and Kevin was there there, Like, why the
• 40:37
  fuck would you say that? He said, yeah, y'all look exotic.
• 40:42
  He came with that dad. They were like exotic. It was bad,
• 40:47
  bro, I'll tell you right now, that's not would you say to a
• 40:52
  woman. I do not say a woman looks exotic. That was horrible.
• 40:57
  And they were the only woman. There's no bad bitches and other thing.
• 41:01
  That's the other thing. There's somebody I wasn't looking, not a single someone
• 41:06
  with eyes. There's not a single looker out there. It was real rough,
• 41:08
  not a single one, bro, all of them. Because it was
• 41:13
  the wrong weekend. It was. Yeah, the last time he was out
• 41:19
  there, it was Atlantic. We went to certain places. No, they
• 41:25
  weren't because bitches was rough. Yeah, because even when we went to the
• 41:29
  beach, the beach last time, they weren't even in there and they was
• 41:31
  half naked. Still no bitches in there, all right, No, No,
• 41:37
  wasn't anyway, I digress. And the whole time, there's no they
• 41:43
  were easily the best looking women that we had seen the whole time. So
• 41:45
  I was like, oh man, maybe we can find out where they're going.
• 41:49
  We could be where they're at. Jared ruined that mister exotic. That
• 41:55
  was cooked. He said, yeah, and you look exotic. And he
• 42:00
  just put his bro he put his hands on his hands, on his hands.
• 42:02
  He knew it both hands. I rumined, that did not I Me
• 42:06
  and Kevin just standing there like yeah, actually yeah, yeah. See that's
• 42:12
  why it's just good. We're trying to find out where to go, like
• 42:14
  what are we doing? Like where are we gonna go after this? Like
• 42:16
  and there's no real like after party things there. I guess, like there's
• 42:22
  no night It's Canadian Charlotte. So yeah, but there were so many people
• 42:25
  outside though we're just gone. I'm standing there. I will say, no
• 42:30
  where to go. It was only like two o'clock in more being in a
• 42:32
  country, even just even in Canada, just unless you know how trash America
• 42:37
  is. Because one thing, one thing I didn't see. It's the summertime.
• 42:43
  You didn't see no kids like fucking around doing shit like yeah, nothing
• 42:47
  like that. Because every other block there's a park or a basketball court or
• 42:53
  soccer field. It's it's, I swear to god lamon every other block,
• 42:59
  these kids have something to do. The bike lanes are huge. Whole families
• 43:04
  are just riding the bike. Yes, and I was saying, that's because
• 43:09
  you know, they care about their kids. In America, we care about
• 43:13
  our guns. You know, about the whole thing with the restaurant. I
• 43:19
  would get to that. I say, you're saying all that. I'm sorry.
• 43:22
  Mike was the biggest person there by far, by far, Dawn,
• 43:28
  I didn't see a single There's no fat there's people, no fats, nobody
• 43:32
  looking like the Juggernaut. Yeah, I was looking like I was looking.
• 43:37
  I was looking. I was looking. I was sticking out like a n
• 43:42
  I was looking like it. Yeah, he Mike was by far the biggest
• 43:46
  person. And and do slow it down like that, sorry, because I
• 43:53
  know because I've been there before. But it was really like being in Europe,
• 43:57
  like it's just it's just not like that, but like America's there's no
• 44:01
  fatties in Montreal, meaning there's no fatty accommodations. The Uber Excels are fucking
• 44:08
  Nissan Ultimates. So that was fun for me. It was fun for everyone
• 44:16
  else too. It was fun for the driver me and it was elbow the
• 44:20
  elbow, mean, this Hatian the Ruber driver all my ways, I know
• 44:24
  he's sticking funny things. I'm taking this big ass nigga go to the steakhouse
• 44:29
  to eat more. So it's no accommodations. No, Like now that I
• 44:38
  use that ship, I don't know what fat accommodations are. I don't know
• 44:43
  if accommodations, bigger chairs, wider doors, wider doors, nothing like that.
• 44:49
  Nothing of the sorts. Bro. Everything is skinny spirals. The motherfucker
• 44:58
  the god damn picture PA's artist. Like, I gotta do a step of
• 45:02
  me and be in the back door. I got a cram walk the steps
• 45:05
  up the motherfucking spiral steps skinny as spiral steps, snigger this you know what
• 45:15
  I'm steps even that's the back door broving time. Even the front door was
• 45:21
  like not regular, like bro, it's yo. The doorways just like there
• 45:25
  and Mike was coming. They just want to make a heart on him.
• 45:30
  Spiral steps. But we got we got there after the back and there was
• 45:34
  like the spiral steps outside. I was like, wait, what do you
• 45:36
  mean it's right? So when we went and checked out, I was like,
• 45:37
  oh, it's the spiral steps that damn straight vertical. So it's just
• 45:43
  like so it's like, oh up there with a bad and that's what that's
• 45:51
  what the truck was parked at So if you want to get out there,
• 45:52
  you have to go that way. Bro. Oh man, this this bag
• 45:57
  up down there was crazy nuts. It's just no fat stuff. I see
• 46:07
  a scooter out there. Ain't no fat scooters hell out there. Niggers are
• 46:15
  fit, not Mike, but because even their fast food is different, like
• 46:19
  everything about there, it's just different. But go back to the restaurant though,
• 46:22
  Oh yeah, so you so also being that there's no fat people out
• 46:29
  there, I guess they don't know how to deal with a big person or
• 46:32
  I guess what do you mean? I just they don't French people, Canadians
• 46:38
  whatever. They're nice, right, but they're almost too nice nice. They're
• 46:44
  nice to where they don't have boundaries, right, pretty much. So we
• 46:47
  go to the steakhouse one night. We all go as a unit. Right,
• 46:52
  we get there, I'm like everything's tight and like confined. So I'm
• 46:57
  like, all right, I talked to the dude, talk to like,
• 47:00
  you want to sit there? I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna sit there.
• 47:01
  Cool whatever, A smooth process, not really a big deal. Okay.
• 47:07
  So I'm sitting there trying to get into my seat right, and it's
• 47:12
  too like I guess workers talking and they're talking. I don't want to interact
• 47:15
  because they're talking to French and I don't want to. I'm not gonna interrupt
• 47:19
  with my fromage. I know three words fromage, bonjour, mercy, cheese,
• 47:25
  stop, thank you, and hello and off by. That's it.
• 47:35
  That's all I got. You said, yeah, doesn't matter, figure it
• 47:42
  out. So I go in there. I'm like, I'm trying to get
• 47:45
  in the star and the guy was like, hey, he's trying to get
• 47:47
  through, and I can I get through? And then guy's like oh,
• 47:53
  and then like right, so that all he lets you know, Okay,
• 48:00
  I'm in for some bullshit. I go oh, and he fucking pats my
• 48:05
  stomach. He pats your stomach, my stomach. I'm like, hey man,
• 48:08
  I'm trying to get Can I get to my table and sit there?
• 48:15
  I'm like, you know what the fuck? Big guy? Yeah, he's
• 48:21
  been gay. Hey. I'm like, hey, yo, I've been the
• 48:27
  place where you like you nigga you mom. He almost stuck his fingering my
• 48:37
  very but I'm like, nigga, are you are you mad? That's why
• 48:44
  there's no fat people, the niceness to get through come and eat more steaks.
• 48:55
  We don't keep the bread in the back best sea feelings. Oh my
• 49:00
  god, damn. But that steakhouse that we went to wasn't even that.
• 49:05
  It was all right, steak was good, but the place they took forever
• 49:08
  to bring the shit out. And then the fucking server was was a scam
• 49:13
  artist because every time he went around people running running around like collecting, you
• 49:16
  know, people's tabs, he was automatically pressing like twenty two percent for the
• 49:21
  gratuity, and then he was putting shit on on my hang on people's bills.
• 49:27
  Salmon salmon, dick face. Yeah, he put calamario on mine.
• 49:30
  I didn't order that like somebody else did. I was like, so,
• 49:34
  Jeff, for reference, our reservation was at nine. We didn't leave there
• 49:37
  to twelve. Yeah, we were there for a long time. You got
• 49:39
  there on time, Yeah, got there, We got it early. The
• 49:43
  latest we got there, it was not thirty latest, bro. So we
• 49:46
  took to Ubers the second Uber got there about nine fifteen. Okay, yes,
• 49:51
  yeah, yeah, our reservation was at nine. We didn't leave that
• 49:54
  bill twelve'clock. Yeah, we got their latest or left latest. Part is
• 49:59
  like around when we was it was still people coming in it was what's the
• 50:02
  restaurant club? I don't know. I thought they were trying to close up
• 50:07
  to get us out, but like around still walking walking in Like that was
• 50:13
  weird, Like we was waiting so long for advertising. No, we was
• 50:15
  waiting long for him to take our advertiser order. And then it was an
• 50:20
  hour for that, and it was an hour for us to get our advertising.
• 50:22
  I talked to it like, hey, some of them my advertisers.
• 50:27
  No, no, no, no, it's coming, it's coming. I'm
• 50:29
  like, okay, because it's been an hour. It was taking a minute
• 50:34
  and half the stuff we ordered it's already made. Some people got some soup,
• 50:37
  other people got some clams. You don't cook clams. Some ships is
• 50:40
  raw. And then we I had some half breaded calamari. Yeah, Columari
• 50:45
  was subpar. Colin Martin was asked there was no season. It was the
• 50:53
  place we went to the next day. Now that Colin Martin, that was
• 50:58
  calamari. That was cale. I can say French, delicio Spanish. Another
• 51:08
  one more thing about Montreal. Oh man, we gotta get to the meat.
• 51:12
  The food was good. To the coffee there. Coffee is amazing.
• 51:16
  I love coffee. Coffee there is amazing, amazing. We got to talk
• 51:22
  about what actually happened though. All right, we gotta get to this.
• 51:24
  It's time, it's time, But it's time. Before we even get there,
• 51:29
  I just want to tell a story about how I almost had to smack
• 51:30
  of Frenchman. What happened golfing? Oh oh yeah, I forgot I forgot
• 51:37
  about this. Yeah, I forgot about that. So so we all went
• 51:39
  golfing, well it was me elzie Rt and Kevin. We all we went
• 51:44
  golfing and we had to rink clubs. We rink clubs. They got a
• 51:46
  bunch of bags, a whole bunch of random clubs in there. Just go
• 51:50
  and get picked you. So I grabbed a bag, and I didn't realize
• 51:57
  that a lot of them were lefty, because like I could do lefty on
• 52:00
  some things, but like when I'm driving, I mostly have to use right
• 52:02
  because the mechanics to go left. So I didn't realize that intwo wheels in
• 52:07
  until we was at the range and I'm like, all these ships are left,
• 52:12
  so I have to go back. So while I'm in there going through
• 52:14
  the bags, okay, I'm going through the bags of clubs, and this
• 52:19
  white man comes and just the bag I'm in, picks the bag up,
• 52:22
  takes to someplace else, it starts going through it, and I'm just looking
• 52:25
  at him like okay, all right, okay. So I start going through
• 52:30
  another bag. I go through another bag. I have a club in my
• 52:34
  hand, Lamont club in my hand. He comes over to me, takes
• 52:37
  the club from me and says, this is a righty. I would have
• 52:42
  just held on tighter, like I'm like, I'm like, I know this
• 52:45
  is a right and he walked away. I promise you I want to reach
• 52:50
  and that I want to grab the first drivers in your hand. I'm like,
• 52:55
  did you just take this shit out of my head and just walk away?
• 53:00
  You didn't want to catch catch the charge of different country. It would
• 53:01
  have been a bad idea, bro. I'm like, Yo, you lucky
• 53:04
  me not America. You luck me not American. I can get away with
• 53:08
  this in America because I at least would have said something. I at least
• 53:12
  would have said something because I'm in another country. I kind of felt like
• 53:15
  a little bitch a little bit because I left this old white man bitch.
• 53:19
  So I'm like, so right, you're clearly elefty, You're elefty monkey.
• 53:28
  I'm like, you you elefty monkey, You're lucky monkey, Like okay,
• 53:36
  okay. So then we golfed monkey. Okay, we golf all the clubs
• 53:43
  that have too short that I clocked out by, like the eighth hole.
• 53:49
  No you did not, you did not. And then we did the back
• 53:52
  end. I mean it was the same nine again. And then I was
• 53:53
  just like, yeah, that was the only bad part about that golf course
• 53:55
  is only nine holes, so we had to do the same nine again.
• 53:58
  Oh yeah, wasn't a fan, but alright, it was still fun though.
• 54:02
  I had a great time. We was out of smoking and drinking hot
• 54:07
  ass. But the ship that really happened, so yeah, it was also
• 54:14
  told me that something went down. Everything was amazing, perfect trip, perfect
• 54:19
  trip. Nothing was going wrong. Everything was phenomenal. Sunsin and sunsign and
• 54:24
  Unicorn. No arguments, nothing, no disagreements, coposthetic, not like the
• 54:30
  Miami's Girls, nothing, nothing like all Women's Trip or all women's Twitter,
• 54:34
  nothing, nothing other sorts. Until we had and even even this isn't even
• 54:38
  yeah it's not really not that bad, but but this is what happened.
• 54:44
  So there was four people who wanted to go to the Botanical garden and this
• 54:51
  place is really nice as in Montreal, it's super nice. One person,
• 54:55
  well, yeah, there was one person who really wanted to go and three
• 55:00
  people who were like, oh, I'll go with you. And the Botanical
• 55:04
  Garden got like like a fucking butterflies and all this other shit. If you've
• 55:07
  never been, it is really nice. If you haven't been there, I
• 55:09
  definitely recommend it. So now, however, however, I'm not should I
• 55:15
  name name? That doesn't really matter. So somebody's like, yo, the
• 55:21
  night before so this we're leaving the next day. So this is Saturday night,
• 55:24
  the Saturday night, fourth day, the fourth day. This person's like,
• 55:28
  yo, I really want to go to the Botanic Gardens in the morning
• 55:30
  Sunday night, because we left this Sunday night. I'm sorry, yeah,
• 55:32
  Sunday night first, Like, yo, I really want to go to the
• 55:35
  Botanical Gardens in the morning because it's dope. I've never been. I got
• 55:37
  my camera with me, like I want to do this thing. I want
• 55:39
  to take this pictures. I'm like, yo, that's it's cool, but
• 55:42
  I'm telling you, like this is kind of like an all day thing,
• 55:45
  Like it's gonna take you a while to get through this because it's huge,
• 55:47
  Like I've already done it. It's gonna take you a minute. And we
• 55:50
  gotta leave this airbnb by eleven o'clock and the thing till it open till nine,
• 55:54
  and it's gonna take you like fifteen minutes to get there. That means
• 55:57
  you gotta wake up one time, like it's gonna like it's just not going
• 56:00
  like the Juicy it's not. So I told him that Sunday night, we
• 56:04
  wake up Monday morning. This is like I wake up, I forget what
• 56:09
  did they were up. I didn't wake up until like ninety five tennis and
• 56:15
  everybody or the people that said they wanted to go, we're still there.
• 56:19
  So it's like ten fifteen, rolling around ten thirty like yeah, we're gonna
• 56:22
  go, and I'm I said again, I'm like, yo, like we
• 56:24
  got to check out by eleven, like leave that late they left it was
• 56:30
  it was, yeah, it was late because we left the airbnb, like
• 56:32
  we don't leave the airbnb. And we're like, yo, let's take our
• 56:36
  time because we're waiting for them anyway. So when it when it be even
• 56:38
  before they left, I'm like, yo, just I'm telling you, it's
• 56:40
  gonna take you a minute to get through this, like it's really big,
• 56:44
  like it's a huge place. Like, but once we get out of here,
• 56:46
  we'll just come pick y'all up, because if y'all are gonna do this,
• 56:49
  we have to we have to make sure everything's good at the airbnb.
• 56:52
  Want I want to So the plan was originally they're gonna go to the Bechannid.
• 57:00
  It was like, all right, bet take a car and go.
• 57:01
  It's ten of us now because one person left, it was eleven, now
• 57:05
  was ten. Ten people are in total. Five want ago, five want
• 57:08
  to stay, six want to stay. All right, the four I want
• 57:14
  to go stay stay at the airbnb wanted we wanted to go to the ten
• 57:16
  wards. We're like, okay, cool, take a car and go.
• 57:20
  They don't want to drive there. Yeah, so they said, yeah,
• 57:22
  I did that, hold that you have just farted. Damn wow, his
• 57:28
  mother, he might want to go. He might want to go over there
• 57:30
  for a second. Oh it's not great, and didn't think I had the
• 57:36
  Yeah I did that. Yeah, I'm I'm learning him. I'm telling giving
• 57:37
  him space to go. It's not great fun right now. Sorry. That's
• 57:43
  why it mustn't went that way because I don't smell it. I think I
• 57:45
  heard it. He lean. He definitely leaves. He leans bad that happen,
• 57:52
  Yeah, big, b okay, wow, go ahead. It definitely
• 57:59
  would still stay in that corner. Over in that corner. Man, my
• 58:08
  god, it's like keep going. He tried to pull it back to talk
• 58:14
  like, he's like, I forgot my story. You were so quiet.
• 58:15
  I forgot somebody was there. So I thought I was just I was just
• 58:19
  getting my shirt off, but shit, you're right there after Wow, just
• 58:22
  farting. You came out, had kind of massage. All right, all
• 58:25
  right, back to you anyway, five and five Sorry sorry four six four
• 58:30
  six six, all right, broom, take a car and go. They're
• 58:35
  like, oh, we don't want to drive, all right, well over
• 58:37
  there, so he was like, yo, so just they're like over there,
• 58:42
  y'all get we already come pick us pick us up now, not not
• 58:47
  mentioning that includes we had to clean this airbnb up last day because the airbnb
• 58:52
  is filthy. It was we had to clean it up, and we have
• 58:57
  it so we don't get charged and leave that. We had to smoke out
• 59:00
  of this weed, by the way, and that's that's our problems. That's
• 59:04
  our problems, everybody problem, and one of one of our recurring podcasts members,
• 59:12
  Army, decide that he wants to go, Ha, you guys gotta
• 59:15
  leave. I mean, you guys gotta clean, and then left he know,
• 59:17
  he says, he they leave knowing they're leaving us with the responsibility of
• 59:24
  cleaning this airbnb. And at the same time, once that happened, we
• 59:29
  were kind of like, you know, what, fuck it, Like,
• 59:30
  we know, we know a couple of these people haven't been to the botanical
• 59:34
  garden. The people that stayed at least some of us or we didn't really
• 59:37
  care or we've been there before or didn't care. So it was like,
• 59:39
  whatever, y'all go do that. Fuck it, I guess we'll clean.
• 59:43
  And then they also started to put their stuff and they loaded up one truck.
• 59:47
  They were like, all right, if we're gonna leave now, or
• 59:50
  if we're leaving now, we'll at least put our stuff in the truck.
• 59:52
  So they just put their stuff in one of the trucks. It didn't matter
• 59:53
  because we were all going home, so it didn't matter whose truck whose stuff
• 59:59
  wasn't what okay, it's truck, right, because there's people that went that
• 1:00:02
  weren't in that didn't ride up in the same truck that they packed. You
• 1:00:07
  see what I'm saying now, I want you to realize the trucks that are
• 1:00:09
  in this trip. Two trucks. One is the Nissan on Mata nice truck,
• 1:00:14
  not his roomy. Another truck is a Ford Exposition another truck Barry roomy
• 1:00:22
  big. Who's in the big truck? Me? Big person, keenan big
• 1:00:27
  person RT not a small small guy Army got some length on the pause and
• 1:00:36
  Jared smaller guy? Any other car small nigga after small nigga after small nigga,
• 1:00:43
  Him, Corey Garred, No, Gary, Gary was in our car
• 1:00:50
  in the big Gary was in our car in the big truck. We had
• 1:00:52
  six in our car and they had five in their carry was not in our
• 1:00:54
  car because he wasn't mind Gary, Gary was in that car. It doesn't
• 1:00:58
  matter, Yes, premise premisey, all right, So I don't even remember,
• 1:01:01
  well he was because the trucks so damn big, you didn't realize,
• 1:01:07
  Okay, So they was damn there a bus so him, him and the
• 1:01:13
  only big person in that car probably carve right harf rover to me. Right.
• 1:01:19
  So these are the These are the dynamics going up now going. The
• 1:01:22
  people who are who are at the botanical garden are the people saw small people,
• 1:01:28
  one big person, all small people. People who are and who came
• 1:01:34
  up in a small car. Right now, we all we clean up this
• 1:01:39
  airbnb. We pack these cars up and we drive them both to pick up
• 1:01:45
  these gentlemen. Because the plan, as we all agreed, was to pick
• 1:01:50
  you up here and go the fuck home, because we at this point in
• 1:01:54
  time have been now been in Canada for about four five days. It was
• 1:02:00
  a fifth day, right, yeah, it was, so if you wanted
• 1:02:02
  to get some shit done, you had four to five days to do it.
• 1:02:07
  There was the day. Now we get there, drive there. But
• 1:02:10
  this is how wait, this is how we drive there. All this matters,
• 1:02:14
  All of this matters. So we drive there. People listening, it's
• 1:02:17
  a lot. We're trying. I'm trying to We're trying to make this make
• 1:02:20
  sense. There's four people in the big truck in the ford in the expedition,
• 1:02:24
  four people in the smaller truck. It's me and Corey. That's it.
• 1:02:29
  Because there's six of us that didn't go. So we have to drive
• 1:02:30
  both of these trucks. Right. So we drive these trucks to the to
• 1:02:35
  the Botanic Gardens. We text them, Yo, we're here. Now.
• 1:02:39
  It's by now it's what almost twelve, it's almost twelve, maybe like eleven,
• 1:02:44
  try like eleven four of these gentlemen orange site. Not it's not even
• 1:02:46
  that. It's the fact that they were far as hell, because, like
• 1:02:51
  I said, the Botanic Garden is huge, brouh as big as fuck.
• 1:02:54
  So when we pull up, we're like, yo, let's check your location
• 1:02:57
  and see where they're Like, we texted them, but nobody responded. When
• 1:02:59
  we tell they're so far, We're like, they gotta walk all the way.
• 1:03:02
  We're like, god, damn fucking all right, whatever, We're just
• 1:03:05
  gonna sit out here and wait. So we got these two massive SUVs,
• 1:03:08
  one more massive than the other, sitting out front of the in the parking
• 1:03:14
  minority in French Canada and working out working people hours on a Monday morning.
• 1:03:27
  So they're on their way back. Sometime on their way back, we get
• 1:03:30
  the message no Urts on the phonets on the phone. Our friend Art.
• 1:03:37
  He is intermediate in this situation because he will he doesn't really care if he
• 1:03:43
  stays or goes. He's but he's on the he's Switzerland, he's with us,
• 1:03:46
  he's in the truck. He's in the truck. Didn't go, and
• 1:03:49
  he didn't he's already been. He didn't know. He gets a phone call
• 1:03:53
  from one of the gentlemen in there. They and I we can hear this
• 1:03:57
  phone conversation. They go on the phone and call him and tell im like,
• 1:04:00
  hey man, so basically what the plan is now we're not in the
• 1:04:05
  rush to go home? So basically yeah, like uh, basically, you
• 1:04:12
  know, one car can go and the other guys who don't want to lead
• 1:04:16
  can stay in the other car can lead. I'm like, al, I
• 1:04:19
  bet now now that doesn't sound bad. Sure you don't plan, not what
• 1:04:26
  we agreed on, but very much work. Okay, Well, the dynamics
• 1:04:31
  in the big car are all people who rode up in that same car.
• 1:04:39
  Now the only person missing is our boy Army who in the car, and
• 1:04:46
  and and Gary yes right, and the other car everybody else. So so
• 1:04:55
  if you're in that situation right long. But to even make that short,
• 1:05:00
  we would have done was just subbed down two people. Because, like I
• 1:05:01
  said, me and Corey rode in the other car. All we had to
• 1:05:04
  do was get in the truck with the big truck and park that white one.
• 1:05:10
  Say here, here, figure it out. We're gonna get in this
• 1:05:13
  big bitch and go because there's already everybody's already in it. We gotta pack.
• 1:05:17
  All we gotta do is take two people and we're to get on the
• 1:05:19
  road. Okay, Nope, they say, they start getting start getting whispers,
• 1:05:27
  whispers. Oh we don't want to leave, We want to we want
• 1:05:30
  to stay with the big car. Blah blah blah. The whispers was,
• 1:05:35
  oh, Army, that car is in your name, so you can't stay
• 1:05:41
  here, and they drive your car back because you have to return to rental.
• 1:05:45
  Who said that, Kevin? Okay, kay said that it is just
• 1:05:58
  you they can't take because you have to return a rental and you have to
• 1:06:01
  be in the car just in case and gets into an accident, because then
• 1:06:04
  you have to get in the front seat. This is now, this is
• 1:06:06
  this is what he's hearing. You have to get in front seat if they
• 1:06:09
  get into an accident. Mind you, Army hasn't driven this car since he
• 1:06:13
  picked it up from the lot. He hasn't drove the whole trip, y'all,
• 1:06:16
  not at all he's not going to get in the front seat if they
• 1:06:19
  get in an accident. Exactly sounds crazy. You want to hear the craziest
• 1:06:28
  thing, don't hear the craziest here's the craziest things. Worse, here's the
• 1:06:31
  craziest thing. So still on the phone, try to fight that. We're
• 1:06:36
  like on the phone. Then this goes. But wait, Army, if
• 1:06:43
  you're not in the car, they can't get the car past the boarder because
• 1:06:45
  well, if they checked the registration and you're not in the car window,
• 1:06:49
  fuck, why the fuck is checking with the boarder care about a rental American
• 1:06:58
  car? They know they poisoned his mind and he was like, yeah,
• 1:07:03
  you know what, Nah, you guys didn't take the big truck because it's
• 1:07:08
  in my name and all this, And I'm like, you know what,
• 1:07:11
  Now, at this point, we've been sitting there. Remember I said how
• 1:07:15
  far they were At this point, we've been sitting in a lot for forty
• 1:07:17
  minutes. So we're like, you know what, fuck it. They finally
• 1:07:20
  like they're they're getting close. We're like, you know what, you guys
• 1:07:24
  win, fuck it, We'll switch the trucks. Right. So now we
• 1:07:27
  proceed to shake because we have now because people just put ship in trucks.
• 1:07:31
  We didn't even know everybody's gonna get home. We're all gonna go home at
• 1:07:34
  the same time. Things have to go with certain trucks. Who's saying,
• 1:07:38
  who's going? Like, now, we got to do that thing right.
• 1:07:41
  So they get close and now they're like, Yo, where's my stuff?
• 1:07:45
  How come my stuff's over here? And we're like, we just had to
• 1:07:49
  play musical musical bags with the chairs, I mean, with the with the
• 1:07:54
  bags, because we got to make sure everything is everything is because you deviated
• 1:08:00
  from the plan what we're moving their bagsroom and then at some point point we
• 1:08:08
  stopped, hold up, what the fuck are we moving these grown ass niggas
• 1:08:13
  bags for them to accommodate them for an audible they did when they're deviating from
• 1:08:18
  the plane, suck my day. They'll do it. They will do they
• 1:08:25
  will do it. That's the least they could do the least. When they
• 1:08:30
  get back, there's huffing and puffing, where where's my bag? Why is
• 1:08:34
  my bag not in here? Nigga? Because you wanted this, You wanted
• 1:08:40
  this rearrangement to happen, so we need to rearrange it or we can take
• 1:08:45
  all these bags of bronzeing and you figure it out and when you get here,
• 1:08:49
  and that's what we should have. That's what I should you know where
• 1:08:54
  to find, that's what we should have. Time. I looked at him
• 1:09:00
  like, y'all, if y'all want to just leave, I will pull off
• 1:09:02
  and they will have to pick up their bags at my house because they left
• 1:09:05
  their cars here anyway, so they had to come. I will drive off
• 1:09:10
  and they will just have to. It was gonna suck. It's a car
• 1:09:13
  there. They're delicate. The conversation on the phone was happening Armies, I
• 1:09:16
  mean Arts Ambassador. He see he wants to stay. No, he didn't
• 1:09:21
  care, but he was. He was gonna hear. RT was ready to
• 1:09:27
  make it even however, had to be even Art was gonna because I said
• 1:09:30
  it was six and four. So RT was like, how can I make
• 1:09:32
  it? However, I can make this even we'll fuck it. I'll do
• 1:09:34
  that. And once he once we heard talks of leaving the big car,
• 1:09:39
  we started like, no, fuck that, Urt is gonna get out,
• 1:09:43
  Corey and Nell's gonna get in na drive. And then they're like, She's
• 1:09:47
  like, I want to do it. But they're out voting. I don't
• 1:09:51
  know what they're doing, and so they'll come back. There's huffing and puffing,
• 1:09:56
  and there's there's like chess poking out, there's bases and niggas voices.
• 1:10:01
  It's it's very impot mind you. And then in the midst of all of
• 1:10:05
  this, the fucking Botanical Gardens security comes and I'm like, hey, y'all,
• 1:10:10
  niggas need to move because two packs of niggas in the middle of the
• 1:10:15
  botanical guards in French white Canada waiting for these niggas. They Nigga lamart.
• 1:10:21
  They wanted us to clean up the Airbnb pat the cars driving there. Personally,
• 1:10:29
  Uber picked them up, switch the bags, take the little car and
• 1:10:34
  be happy about it. That's a bit wild, I mean I would there
• 1:10:40
  would have been a problem right when they said we ain't leaving. No,
• 1:10:43
  no, I'm saying, even before us up, No, even before when
• 1:10:46
  they said we're gonna go to the botanical gardens like thirty honestly and do everything
• 1:10:53
  in an hour. But we let it happenig I told I told him what
• 1:10:57
  makes this man hold on, hold on laman and what makes it worse not
• 1:11:02
  only the fact that this is the fourth and fifth day we've been here.
• 1:11:05
  You've had all this time to go to the goddamn but Tanda gardens. After
• 1:11:10
  all this rigamarole, they come out looking at us, like, why are
• 1:11:14
  y'all bitching about the shit? Yeah weird, we got we got comments and
• 1:11:17
  what the fuck is these niggas on? They was No'm like, like,
• 1:11:23
  yo, these niggas act weird. These niggas weird. I thought I was
• 1:11:26
  tripping. I'm like, am I blugging my knife? Am I in the
• 1:11:28
  Twilight Join? Did we not just pick up more grown ass man niggas grown
• 1:11:34
  ass bags for they grown asses when they grown asses deviated from a grown ass
• 1:11:40
  man. It's time to go grown ass home. Jared was working in the
• 1:11:43
  truck. While driving, I'm like, yo, it's Monday. Need to
• 1:11:47
  go. We had that has a son. Let's go on. We need
• 1:11:53
  to go home. Half of your niggas are married. Niggas did not want
• 1:11:59
  to is just running away from something. I don't get it. The niggas
• 1:12:02
  with the least detachments to home wanted to go home. I say, I
• 1:12:06
  ain't got no reason to go home. I could have stayed in Canda.
• 1:12:10
  I could have stayed in Canada the longer. Fucking the Jeremitur was coming the
• 1:12:13
  next day. I didn't I had no reason to leave, but I like,
• 1:12:15
  please get me out of here. I'm ready to go. But it
• 1:12:19
  just didn't happen that way because we needed to be they we wanted to have
• 1:12:24
  a fucking rental car because they're checking a registration on the border mine. But
• 1:12:33
  when he went once he went that once they went that low, We're like,
• 1:12:36
  all right, we're not We're not winning it. Once they went to
• 1:12:40
  not getting in the country. Yeah, let me back in my home.
• 1:12:44
  Fucking Idaho late, are you serious? Nigga red? And we drove home
• 1:12:49
  and the choices we had was fucking Ohio, like, come on, niggahs,
• 1:12:54
  Well for our car, for the Denissan Roma, it was Corey.
• 1:12:58
  So Corey ended up it up taking at home that truck. So they made
• 1:13:01
  they forced our hand. They were like, Corey has to drive them in
• 1:13:03
  the truck that's registered in his name, and we have to drive home the
• 1:13:06
  truck that the person that's with us is registered in their name. Sure.
• 1:13:10
  I was like, but here's the thing though. The whole thing was we
• 1:13:13
  got to return the cars. The person who's driving the cars has to return
• 1:13:16
  the cars. But the thing is there was doing a keyless drop off,
• 1:13:20
  which means I could have went to that bitch and dropped off that fucking They
• 1:13:25
  wouldn't know. They just want their car back. They wanted the car because
• 1:13:29
  they had here. They don't want care. Maryland Mancu's ghosts Charles Mansus ghost
• 1:13:33
  would have gave it back as as got the goddamn keys. Yeah, they
• 1:13:36
  only wanted it because it was bigger, and it was nicer, and it
• 1:13:40
  had fucking climate control seats. The second row reclined, the third clip row
• 1:13:44
  reclined. It was just a nicer truck, y'all. They got us.
• 1:13:47
  They fucking tricked. They got their shovels up. He was just in a
• 1:13:54
  back dance pop dance. See all this time, I thought it was army.
• 1:13:59
  No, no, oh, he had you. He had See when
• 1:14:02
  I saw y'all golfing, I'm like he about to fill his head with the
• 1:14:05
  bush he was missing. He was like he did it. Now he got
• 1:14:11
  got he got one up. He got one up on us, Like this
• 1:14:14
  crafty nigg you got one up on us. That's the hr ship. That's
• 1:14:17
  his whole plan. And taking me golfing your head before they get to you.
• 1:14:25
  Let me, let me get to this five hours of my time.
• 1:14:28
  Once he started doing that HR jargon speak on the phone, Bro, I
• 1:14:32
  was like, Nah, he's hitting us, Bros. Bro hit the low
• 1:14:38
  practical corporate before he's like listen, Army. You know if they get into
• 1:14:42
  an actually you don't want you'll be don't want that on you. You'll be
• 1:14:45
  on the hook for that. You don't really want that. But the thing
• 1:14:47
  is, the thing is y'all. When we tell y'all, the thing is
• 1:14:49
  y'all. He wasn't the one on the phone. It was Army on the
• 1:14:53
  phone, but they was on They were on speaker, I think, so
• 1:14:55
  you could hear him whisper in the back like yellow Army, you don't want
• 1:14:58
  this to happen because this that the third Armies, Like, yeah, you
• 1:15:00
  know what, You're right, I don't know anything about this. I felt
• 1:15:05
  like that once once we cave and gave and like Kevin turned around like the
• 1:15:12
  end of the thriller video, Bro, and we just had no fight left.
• 1:15:16
  We had no fight left. It was like I had no fight left
• 1:15:19
  and I was high as hell at this point. I had no fight.
• 1:15:21
  I was just like, this is crazy. I can't do it. I
• 1:15:24
  can't do this. I can't do this. No more blowing my ship.
• 1:15:27
  And then we left, grab some poutine and drove phone and drove home.
• 1:15:30
  We didn't even get the chance to have good poutine. We got fast We
• 1:15:32
  got fast food poutine. The burger was better than the poutine. Burger was
• 1:15:36
  actually very good. But we say all had to say that was our week.
• 1:15:41
  Yes, good tripod trip. That was a lot of other things happened
• 1:15:45
  this week too, lots this week. We're a good time technically, didn't
• 1:15:50
  want to start. Sure, you want to start your girl, Mike,
• 1:15:54
  Oh listen, man, I just want to take this time, like take
• 1:16:01
  my victory lap like because like everybody says, Mike, you're a hater mine
• 1:16:10
  you are? You hate women? You do? Mike, you know some
• 1:16:14
  point you don't, Mike, what about? What about? Sort about two
• 1:16:24
  more fats shirt and I'm putting hands and feet on niggas, all right,
• 1:16:30
  about two more? You get one because I farted on you. But that's
• 1:16:38
  shit, it's about two more those going is crazy? That might be the
• 1:16:45
  pot title. We're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna we're gonna, We're
• 1:16:50
  gonna what we're gonna, We're gonna alright, alright, alright, alright,
• 1:16:56
  I'm like, okay, okay, I wouldn't my fat unity being the time.
• 1:17:02
  That's a good that's a good one. Fat unity might be good.
• 1:17:09
  So I will always say I'm I'm like seventy five percent on the right side
• 1:17:15
  with my hate and it usually gets proven right. And here's another installment of
• 1:17:20
  that. That's a big number, but a big number. But okay,
• 1:17:28
  I mean you'd be lying, uh so, And here's another installment. Lizzo
• 1:17:35
  turns out to be a shitty person the prize Abra Where did where did I
• 1:17:41
  hear that before me? Three years ago? So your girl Lizzo out here
• 1:17:50
  being terrible to her background dancers. Uh, all types of allegations, creating
• 1:17:59
  a hostile working environment, fat shaming which is very funny, which is a
• 1:18:04
  little funny, wild actually actually hilarious, ironic, not even iron just yeah,
• 1:18:13
  that would be like that shit don't make sense to me. That would
• 1:18:15
  be like Sam Smith being like homophobic exactly like you too gay your image,
• 1:18:20
  Like that's what that's what you're all about. Like, Lizzo, I thought
• 1:18:24
  you're all about body positivity. Literally, her dances are called them big girls.
• 1:18:28
  They were getting too big because she's full of shit. She's been full
• 1:18:32
  of shit. List just say some things don't sound right about this? What
• 1:18:38
  you mean? So you're suspicious, I'm suspicious. Why are you? Do
• 1:18:42
  you think they're colluding against Lizzo? Could be all right, Mike, As
• 1:18:47
  you were saying, did you want me to go over the list of someone
• 1:18:53
  did comment that Keenan is always the contrarian. That's fine. It likes to
• 1:18:56
  keep already said this. That's fine, but something a lot of stuff just
• 1:19:00
  sounds a little iffy. But why let's go on? Okay, okay.
• 1:19:06
  Former dancers suing the singer for sexual harassment and, as Mike said, creating
• 1:19:11
  a hostile work environment. This one accuses less Lezzo Lezzo of pressuring one of
• 1:19:16
  the dancers to touch a naked performer at an Amsterdam club at sexual harassment.
• 1:19:24
  When it gets funny for you, huh keeny John, when it gets uh
• 1:19:29
  too unbelievable? Yep? There here here it is a backup dancer bringing attention
• 1:19:33
  to one of the dancers gaining weight, allegedly fired a dancer for recording a
• 1:19:38
  meeting dude due to a health condition. Not great hostile work environment, right
• 1:19:44
  there? Oh that's all. That's also like someone else, but I guess
• 1:19:53
  the head of the dance team was a sharing sexual stories unprovoked, also technically
• 1:20:01
  sexual harassment, yeah, definitely, Yeah, just different things of going too
• 1:20:09
  much, claims of religious and racial harassment, falsome prisons, prisonment, interference
• 1:20:14
  with prospective economic advantage, holding people back, just nasty behavior all around.
• 1:20:19
  H And I think I know what you're talking about, the whole banana thing.
• 1:20:26
  Who the fuck is fortunate you to eat a couchie banana? How when
• 1:20:33
  she boss? When she hold on? Let me? Let me set the
• 1:20:38
  stage for you? What doing? Set the stage? I will set the
• 1:20:48
  set the stage. I'll set the stage. You are a background dancer,
• 1:20:53
  background a big dancer, big dancer. So how many how many of those
• 1:20:57
  are in demand? Not a lot? Right? Okay? Right? So
• 1:21:00
  you're one of the probably fifty if that around working. You get to work
• 1:21:06
  for Lizzo, right, and it's probably one of the only, probably the
• 1:21:12
  best job you'll ever have, a great opportunity, very rare opportunity that you'll
• 1:21:17
  ever have. And if you don't get this one, when's the next one
• 1:21:23
  coming? It'll be a while. All the other allegations that have been economic,
• 1:21:30
  like holding people. No, no, no, no, we're talking
• 1:21:32
  about hold on this. No no, no, we're you're not listening.
• 1:21:36
  No no, no, because yes, it does. It doesn't when you're
• 1:21:41
  dealing with a boss that if you do something that crossed her, she could
• 1:21:45
  blackball you and you never work again. That matters. Keep shut up.
• 1:21:48
  No no, no, no, no, no, what are you talking
• 1:21:50
  about? Yes, Michael, what do you Michael? What? I don't
• 1:21:57
  give two ships? Okay? Who the fuck can force in your mouth?
• 1:22:04
  Okay? Take her hand? Can we explain the situation? So it's a
• 1:22:12
  place in Amsterdam where part of the show is somebody sticks uh hope banana inside
• 1:22:18
  the COUCHI and takes it out. Okay, Now, Lizzo apparently forced one
• 1:22:25
  of her danciers to eat said banana. Allegedly allegedly forced somebody to eat for
• 1:22:32
  her. They pressured her, and when she tried to get out of it,
• 1:22:35
  they pressured her again, and then she led the whole group to pressure
• 1:22:39
  her until she acquiesced and did it. So you created an environment where you
• 1:22:44
  didn't listen to her when she said no the first time, and you pressured
• 1:22:47
  her. Does that not compute with you? Clearly it doesn't. It is
• 1:22:59
  it from having a position of power. But she's not supposed to do that.
• 1:23:05
  I don't think that is one of her workers. That don't make sense
• 1:23:09
  to me. It doesn't make no, no, no, no no.
• 1:23:11
  I know that's what boss, But I'm saying the whole made her eat,
• 1:23:16
  that's what happened. How do these accusations, these accusations, and but let's
• 1:23:25
  just say for the sake of argument, that it happened. You're a bitch,
• 1:23:31
  Okay, it was a hold up in court. I mean if if
• 1:23:35
  they made you do it, sure like, but there's no but no no
• 1:23:44
  sure, sure no, And you can say no his thing, but hold
• 1:23:48
  on no no, hold on no no no, no, no talked,
• 1:23:53
  let me finish. Okay. So now as the fact that she has been
• 1:23:57
  on tour this this this this long long time, because it's not like Lizzo
• 1:24:01
  has not been on tour for multiple months, multiple albums. Yeah, whatever
• 1:24:08
  money that you got from these stores, because these dancers they I'm not gonna
• 1:24:12
  say that they get paid hefty, but they get some good change, especially
• 1:24:15
  because you're traveling. I don't know that. Sure they do. I don't
• 1:24:19
  know that. All right, let's just assume that. Assume they do.
• 1:24:21
  Go ahead. Uh yeah, you think because you pay somebody good, you
• 1:24:27
  can just do whatever. The open your studio? Who you open your own
• 1:24:32
  studio? What relevance is? I'm not open your own studio? Open studio.
• 1:24:42
  You're you're a dancer. You don't think that I don't agree with you.
• 1:24:45
  You don't think that that she can open the dance studio. No,
• 1:24:48
  nig you know much time that he was like telling somebody knows you don't you
• 1:24:56
  don't like how this is this business operated, Just get out of see open
• 1:24:59
  your own business. Why don't you just open your and and somebody? I
• 1:25:03
  phones, just make your own and Andrew. That's that's that's fine when you're
• 1:25:09
  talking to somebody that wasn't doing it and getting money from it. So what
• 1:25:14
  I'm saying is she I'm sure the time that she was working with you,
• 1:25:17
  you know this person wants to start your own What I'm saying is if she
• 1:25:23
  was had out fired in black balled, there's there's outsourcing, there's things that
• 1:25:28
  she could do. So you know, her car, she can do if
• 1:25:33
  she wants to space she wants. You don't have to own the building.
• 1:25:36
  You can rent a space. What she wants to do that it's not that
• 1:25:39
  much. Just it's just rent a space, Michael. It's literally just rent
• 1:25:43
  the space. You can click on any store point, rent the space,
• 1:25:46
  pay pay a fucking monthly mortgage, and that's it. Don't you know somebody
• 1:25:50
  who's a dancer. I know one of her dancers. You I know one
• 1:25:56
  of her dancers? No? No, no, no, we you know
• 1:25:59
  a dance yes, we think she studio. Did she go on toward with
• 1:26:02
  Lizzo? No? So that's how much you think these people are making.
• 1:26:09
  I'm not saying that they're making big bank. But all I'm saying is the
• 1:26:12
  money that she probably made on this tour, because it's an international tour,
• 1:26:16
  they toward here toward internationally. I'm sure that with that money she could probably
• 1:26:20
  open, she can bring the studio. Yes, yes, yes, what
• 1:26:25
  if that's not what I'm not saying, that's what she wants to do,
• 1:26:29
  But I'm saying this. So what I'm saying, don't even have health insurance?
• 1:26:33
  Then you gotta build up, don't you gotta build up a clientele?
• 1:26:38
  I believe how alone that probably takes. I don't think it would be long
• 1:26:42
  because the fact that she was one of Lizzo's backup dancers. She she she
• 1:26:45
  had the whole platform of body positivity. So she gets some big girls joined
• 1:26:50
  a dance studio. Sure, that's all I can say. Easy, just
• 1:26:59
  start You're just you're just start one, you know what? You know why
• 1:27:03
  we were just just get a studio. Don't we just just fighting? Why
• 1:27:09
  don't we just get famous and just and just do it now? Bibbity bobby
• 1:27:14
  boot y'all, y'all, y'all, act Lake. I'm talking about a regular
• 1:27:18
  person. She's not a regular person. She's been on tour with Lizzo.
• 1:27:21
  Regular. No no, no, no, no no no no, no,
• 1:27:24
  no, no no no. You know any of those dancers, I
• 1:27:27
  don't. You don't know. You pick them out of the crowd that does
• 1:27:30
  not regular people, that does not matter, boat, But you crowd of
• 1:27:32
  big girls, that's crazy. And you got fifty big bitches. Could you
• 1:27:38
  pick those specific big bitches? You could not, because nobody gives a fuck
• 1:27:44
  about Lizzo or anybody's background dancers niggas. But Beyonce's two twin niggas. They
• 1:27:51
  don't have the school and they work for motherfucking Beyonce. You are talking out
• 1:27:58
  of your New York giants. I'm not talking about how am I talking about?
• 1:28:02
  I know how much a backup dancer are? You found it? How
• 1:28:06
  much? But it's not less's backup dancer. I'm I'm guessing less than a
• 1:28:10
  hundred thousand, forty thousand, sixty five there, you like a regular person,
• 1:28:16
  regular regular You made more than that when he was working, you body,
• 1:28:21
  he made more than that right now on his ass. Honestly, okay,
• 1:28:26
  And I'm not trying to be funny, but like that's how little they
• 1:28:29
  make they're not that's not even the argument that it's not the argument, but
• 1:28:34
  he made it the argument. Honestly, I never listen stop it, stop
• 1:28:42
  it. But Keenan, there's a theme where there's people that are over victims
• 1:28:47
  of something. Yes, yeah, and you say they should just remove themselves
• 1:28:50
  from the situation, just stop being a victim, and because say no and
• 1:28:56
  simplify things like it's not that easy, all right, Sometimes this you got
• 1:29:00
  Sometimes it is, but sometimes sometimes it is when your livelihood is on the
• 1:29:03
  line, it's not. Sometimes when it's just UK say no. What this
• 1:29:09
  saying no get me? Saying no probably gets me fine? Sign saying no
• 1:29:13
  probably since we're seeing what type of person this is due to other people's accounts,
• 1:29:18
  this person might seem like the type of persons done other people. There's
• 1:29:21
  other people accounting how she's been rude to them and terrible to them working for
• 1:29:26
  them. There was one girl, did you see the one girl I was
• 1:29:28
  talking about how she's uh, I mean the documentary her former director she would
• 1:29:31
  she quit after two weeks because she was so terrible with her her well,
• 1:29:35
  her current boyfriend. The girl like it was her ex boyfriend. You hear
• 1:29:39
  that said that was crazy. She was like, yeah, she's saying how
• 1:29:42
  how Lizzo never liked her. She was like real stand office towards the girl.
• 1:29:46
  Man, Yeah, but whatever, but that it's different. But it
• 1:29:51
  just goes to show like there's kind of like a consistency of her not being
• 1:29:56
  a good person. The whole the whole purpose of the story was she hasn't
• 1:29:59
  been. But he's the same girl that docks a fucking Postmates worker because she
• 1:30:03
  thought she stole her food when in actuality, the stupid bitch didn't pick up
• 1:30:08
  the phone when she called, this is who we're dealing with. She is
• 1:30:11
  a bad she's not she's not a great girl. She's she's a bitch.
• 1:30:15
  She's a bad person, she's not cool. Any person that would that's that's
• 1:30:19
  honestly the trigger for me that let me know it was because you brought that
• 1:30:23
  back up because like who like honestly, who does that? I don't know
• 1:30:27
  who in their right mind, in their right mind, would docks a person
• 1:30:31
  get that person subject to harassment because you think they stole your feud food even
• 1:30:36
  if they did, Even if it did, you're fifty dour order when you're
• 1:30:41
  rich, ass fucking z you stupid bitch, Get another one, Get another
• 1:30:45
  chicken, bitch. That what lets me know it's a pattern of behavior.
• 1:30:53
  Honestly, I need to see one or two things to let me know if
• 1:30:57
  it's extreme enough to me, that was extremely to let me know any person
• 1:31:00
  that would go that far is something wrong with them here. They're not good,
• 1:31:04
  there's something fundamentally wrong in their character. So now saying no to that
• 1:31:11
  person probably not only gets you fired, she probably smears your name across when
• 1:31:15
  you're already a big girl there where there's no real jobs there, even the
• 1:31:18
  four fucking jobs you probably had available that's cut. Now what you have nothing.
• 1:31:27
  Yeah, So that's what we're talking about. So you can deal a
• 1:31:31
  lot of people, and Kenny, you're probably a stronger person where you're you'll
• 1:31:36
  deal with that. But just because someone's not strong enough in that moment to
• 1:31:43
  not want to deal with the consequence of that doesn't make it right or excuse
• 1:31:46
  the person or with the power that put them in that position in the first
• 1:31:50
  place. And I'm talking about someone with real power over them, not a
• 1:31:54
  boyfriend or a girlfriend, someone that has your livelihood in their hands. You
• 1:31:59
  can break up with a nigga or a person or a woman and you can
• 1:32:02
  still have a job and make a living. If this girl fires me,
• 1:32:06
  I might never do my job again. That job, that job, that
• 1:32:12
  job I love, that's my dream is done. That's like if you were
• 1:32:18
  working with a coach and it's a good coaching job, but if you don't
• 1:32:24
  do everything he says and he fires you, he's gonna blackballing in. You'll
• 1:32:29
  never coach nothing again. The only thing you ever be coaches fucking we we
• 1:32:31
  League. You can start his own school. You can just start team yea
• 1:32:38
  his own basketball league like bar Ball. Hey, he did it for a
• 1:32:43
  little bit and get where the fuck is it now? Absolutely back to Chino
• 1:32:48
  Hills. So like when that's what this is, it's like it's simple to
• 1:32:57
  say no. And I feel like we had the same argument with back with
• 1:33:01
  Jonah Hill. I think I think this applied, but not really. That
• 1:33:08
  is like somebody who doesn't have control over you like a boss does m Love
• 1:33:14
  is very important. Love is important, but it don't keep the fucking lights
• 1:33:18
  on. It don't your job does. Sure you know what I'm saying.
• 1:33:26
  So this is a lot like this is a sinister here, like when you're
• 1:33:30
  doing this to people, you start sexually harassing people, it's just you're fucking
• 1:33:34
  weird, and you've been weird. She's been weird from the day she's come
• 1:33:39
  out VOT. I didn't know. I never I never said trusted the bitch
• 1:33:45
  playing well that let me know you're weird, adults, BIG's playing the fucking
• 1:33:51
  fluke. I never should trusted her, never never trust her. Trust the
• 1:33:56
  bank. I would have said, how she pulled up to the Lakers game,
• 1:34:02
  that was a little crazy. Let me not go. I feel like
• 1:34:05
  even I halfway defended that because I was like, people do that all the
• 1:34:09
  time, but she's just bigger than everybody. So it's like, yeah,
• 1:34:11
  and then that's that's another thing too, people to defend their asses. Oh
• 1:34:15
  you don't because she's fat or you don't want her to do No, she's
• 1:34:17
  a fucking goofball bitch. It don't have nothing to do. But she's fat.
• 1:34:23
  Consistent on that. She's a goofball fat What she's an idiot, She's
• 1:34:30
  a dingling, a jack in eight, motherfucking motherfucking mongrel. Okay, a
• 1:34:36
  fucking jack ass, a jackass ass jack jack in eight, a motherfuck minutes
• 1:34:45
  to society. Okay, get her out of here. And I can't wait.
• 1:34:50
  Get her the fuck out of here. I think they are and I'm
• 1:34:54
  on the right side. I'd like to just take my bow. And you
• 1:34:57
  know, Michael does it again. Too late to be recognizing, you know,
• 1:35:02
  thank you, thank you, thank you, Roses next time, please,
• 1:35:08
  and I suspect it'll be soon you've done it again, truly, honestly,
• 1:35:15
  you know, I can't wait for them to find out that Jonah Hill's
• 1:35:17
  ex girlfriend was just sucking dicks on the beach. I'mn't having agenda gets hurt
• 1:35:23
  like that. I've had Michael shooting like twenty seven per seven for three right
• 1:35:28
  now. But when it goes in though he's doing the threes that going our
• 1:35:35
  game winners. He's doing this, I may miss, I may miss a
• 1:35:41
  motherfucking won at five minutes in the second. But now that fourth quarter zero
• 1:35:45
  there, it's going down. Big Shot Bob Robert Cummington. Every time shot
• 1:36:00
  recoverences, we called him big shot Bob. We sometimes we called him bigot,
• 1:36:04
  but that was really Robert delusion, that common Rob recovering. That's the
• 1:36:13
  last I swear for like two weeks you called him big shot Bob. I
• 1:36:17
  swear the god Yeah, that's all last. I mean, man, So
• 1:36:24
  hopefully they get her out of here. I'm counting down. Don't got to
• 1:36:29
  do what she did. Hire she did hire the same lawyer. She hired
• 1:36:34
  somebody who represented the nastiest of the nasty. Bill Cosby's lawyer. Yeah shit,
• 1:36:42
  it was a tray songs. Now, there were some nasty niggas on
• 1:36:45
  that list, just the DVA V. It's a nasty listen names on Hollywood,
• 1:36:49
  the Hollywood. Don't the people that you wouldn't want to be represented.
• 1:36:54
  Yet you want to be on the same you know you did something foul.
• 1:36:57
  Yeah you hire that person, so hire him now business. But I'm speaking
• 1:37:00
  of getting people out of here. I guess we could talk about the Alabama
• 1:37:04
  fun talk about and then not talk about Internet. We'll get we'll get.
• 1:37:15
  Yeah, that's not nothing. It isn't anything. Well, so kas was
• 1:37:19
  arrested in New York. Pretty much he wanted to do a giveaway, but
• 1:37:25
  he he severely underestimated his power of how many people who would come out for
• 1:37:30
  this? Did he though? I think he did? No, no,
• 1:37:33
  no, no, no, bro did Like he's he's funny, but if
• 1:37:39
  you ever watch him, he has something. He has a little bit of
• 1:37:41
  sense, Like he's not he's not dumb. No, he's stupid as No,
• 1:37:45
  he's not. He's not a dumb dude. And he's nowhere near as
• 1:37:46
  young as the supporters he has. Like he's what our age, maybe almost
• 1:37:50
  he's twenty one. Yeah, she's he's young, but he don't really Yeah
• 1:37:57
  he's young, but he don't really Like here's this whole orma to me,
• 1:38:01
  isn't really like it does to me. It doesn't really reflect who he's just
• 1:38:06
  not a criminal who supports dummy. Maybe I don't think. I don't think
• 1:38:12
  he's nearly as naive. I don't think he's as naive as his supporters hope
• 1:38:16
  for this and it's as he is. But obviously I don't. I don't
• 1:38:19
  think he supports anything that was done like it was a little bit a fucking
• 1:38:24
  riot. It was not his intentions to have a riot. Yeah, not
• 1:38:27
  as when you post something like he didn't do his dude due diligence of properly.
• 1:38:34
  He's he's an Internet he's a twitch guy, and he has he has
• 1:38:39
  subscribers on Twitch, like thousand subscribers on Twitch. He doesn't have eighties eighty
• 1:38:43
  thousand subscribers in New York. Millions of viewers. Yeah, he has millions
• 1:38:47
  of viewers. And just the preface, what's going on? Yeah, he
• 1:38:53
  had a giveaway where the day before he said, pull up to wherever in
• 1:38:58
  New York. We're gonna do a giveaway. We got a PS five.
• 1:39:00
  You answer questions, We'll give you a PS five answer questions, We'll give
• 1:39:03
  you five hundred gift card and that where what what do you say? What
• 1:39:09
  do you say that that screaming how many people watch that dream? Millions?
• 1:39:15
  So he told millions of people pull up to this location. I got free
• 1:39:19
  PS five. He's one of the biggest streamers. If not he's number two
• 1:39:25
  right now in the world somebody else, some random guy. So that's so.
• 1:39:29
  So, like I said, I think he's he definitely severely underestimated his
• 1:39:32
  power. Yes, like, yeah, he didn't think it through. Yeah,
• 1:39:38
  And I don't think I don't. I don't think they thought like,
• 1:39:39
  oh, these kids are gonna skip school and fucking stomp on card. It's
• 1:39:42
  not it's not on top of ski it's the summertime. I don't know that's
• 1:39:47
  where he Yeah, that tells so. Yeah, well New York, New
• 1:39:54
  York's not in school, but other states they don't understand how he came to
• 1:39:57
  this conclusion that this was something like this wouldn't happened. I don't know,
• 1:40:00
  bro, it's talking to millions of people. I mean, I guess he
• 1:40:03
  doesn't free free Who doesn't want a free PS five? I don't. I
• 1:40:09
  don't even watch costs out like that. And I heard he was giving away
• 1:40:11
  niggas was giving I'm pulling up free. Yeah. I guess I can answer
• 1:40:16
  a question. I can answer a question. Questions, I'll answer the fun
• 1:40:20
  out of a question. Nig it was so many people. He I don't
• 1:40:24
  eve think he got that. Niggas over here. I didn't go on top
• 1:40:26
  of cars, Yeah, trying to get down the street, crashing cars,
• 1:40:30
  just doing anything a man. It was bad. And then he got arrested.
• 1:40:32
  He got arrested, so I'm guessing. I'm assuming it was for insighting
• 1:40:35
  a riot. Yeah, but that has to be the charge. Yeah,
• 1:40:39
  yeah, yeah, exactly what it was. And he got He got arrested
• 1:40:42
  on a Saturday and got out the next day. That's unheard of, by
• 1:40:44
  the way, that's unheard of. No, you know he can't do that
• 1:40:46
  to Monday, Yeah normally, Yeah, he and he got it. He
• 1:40:50
  was out the next day. I mean he definitely. He got bread them
• 1:40:55
  and and p niggas got money definitely. So I mean, hey, pay
• 1:41:01
  whatever times you're gonna take, nigga you hey, chalk that up to the
• 1:41:04
  game, because that was very stupid of you. It wasn't experience. He's
• 1:41:09
  the young boy. But I will say this though, seeing all them kids
• 1:41:15
  do that, niggas need their ass beat man. I'm sorry all of his
• 1:41:19
  fans are losing. Little niggas need their ass beat. Little niggas need the
• 1:41:24
  ass be. Little niggas needs there was grown ass men out there too.
• 1:41:28
  That's my crown as niggas need. Twenty seven eight year old nigga coming out
• 1:41:33
  to fucking New York that calls mischief to listen to what a twenty one year
• 1:41:38
  old nigga says. Listen, bro, it's home deepos everywhere and it's rope
• 1:41:42
  sections and all those on deep that you will stop it, hey, eliminate
• 1:41:48
  yourself. You're doing the pool of favor. You gotta stop because don't go
• 1:41:54
  to stop. But I'm saying those guys, baby, that's fine to play
• 1:42:00
  to award exactly. Sure. Yeah, traffic and a banister a sturdy one,
• 1:42:09
  yes, yep. But like Cracklacks say, there's a part of me
• 1:42:20
  that put my kufie on. And I was like, man, if we
• 1:42:25
  can get people to do this over some ps five, what if there is
• 1:42:28
  actually a real cause we get band together. Ford But you're right, you're
• 1:42:31
  right and come out for it. But that age limit. They don't,
• 1:42:33
  they don't, they don't care about it, but they don't also consider it's
• 1:42:36
  not a lot of black it's black kids out there. It's a lot of
• 1:42:39
  white kids too, man, I don't give a fuck about them if you
• 1:42:44
  listen and keep listening. Though, But like as far as like movements go,
• 1:42:48
  that doesn't really apply because like I'm pretty sure most of his fans,
• 1:42:54
  the large majority are white little kid teenagers. Yeah, I meane population sure,
• 1:43:00
  sure, I'm just saying, like you can see coming out there in
• 1:43:03
  the crowd, it was mainly as a lot of white kids out there.
• 1:43:06
  There's a lot of black kids, black kids, because you know whatever,
• 1:43:11
  it's New York. New York is a race though, but like New York
• 1:43:15
  is a race, you see the Asian cop. Yeah, New York is
• 1:43:19
  a race, yes, said suck my dick was the score? My homies
• 1:43:26
  in here, I can't speak who's yours? You can't even talk to the
• 1:43:31
  nigga's dead. I'm like, oh Jesus Christ still aren't dead. But like
• 1:43:45
  yeah, like little niggas need to ask me, bro I don't like they
• 1:43:49
  just do, Like I just sure, I don't know what it is with
• 1:43:53
  it. And somebody made a good point on Twitter, like I think a
• 1:43:58
  lot of this has to do with like these kids now like having their like
• 1:44:02
  the COVID shit fucked them up because like your development giving them bail. You
• 1:44:08
  don't think so before they were like that before because these kids just not getting
• 1:44:14
  they were like these kids just not getting asked tom and and they're exposed to
• 1:44:18
  advocate who little nigga's ass. I know, I have a kid ease his
• 1:44:25
  ass. Beat story. I'm gonna put that in like after that. Uh,
• 1:44:29
  the credits doesn't getting Nah, it's just isn't ask me, bro,
• 1:44:32
  because I'm just thinking and I would never thing to do that. I think
• 1:44:40
  these little niggas, like they're exposed to so much. These niggas they grown,
• 1:44:44
  Bro, he was exposed to a lot too. Nowhere near as much.
• 1:44:46
  The internet is so free now, bro, Yeah, it's so much
• 1:44:49
  more free. It's so much more free. By the time the internet really
• 1:44:51
  got the way that it was, we were already in late high school college
• 1:44:55
  all right, But that's the same nig like high school. But they grew
• 1:44:59
  up. They grew up, but they grew up on internet that we got
• 1:45:01
  when we were grown. I've had many when she was like four. Yeah,
• 1:45:05
  they see everything, bro. I think that's the main problem. Remember,
• 1:45:10
  Mike, just for your seat, you had to make sure that you
• 1:45:14
  kept Nickelodeon on. Last we know he was watching late night porn pretty much.
• 1:45:16
  Now, these kids over there got porn on incognito mode. Like we
• 1:45:23
  had to fight for porn, Mike, that's cool. That's when we walked.
• 1:45:27
  I still feel like the parents didn't really not oh yeah, no no,
• 1:45:30
  no no no no, in business like it's I don't think they know
• 1:45:32
  how. It's mostly like our generations. Your parents did to you, nigga,
• 1:45:36
  No it was hard, it was easier. No no, no,
• 1:45:39
  no, no, no no no no. It's these kids. These things
• 1:45:42
  have more resources. Bro. They have a computer in her pocket, did
• 1:45:45
  something. They got computers in their pockets. But they disciplined. They did
• 1:45:47
  something. I just wasn't. Parents wasn't. They wouldn't even know you were
• 1:45:51
  sneaking. Run your parents, right. I think he was sucking in your
• 1:45:55
  in the pool with a condo, but I wasn't. He was responsible.
• 1:45:59
  I was exactly he wasn't. He was fucking. But no, kids,
• 1:46:01
  everybody's fucking, but the door was locking. It basically everybody's though. Everybody
• 1:46:08
  is fucking, but not everybody is going to town calls and rides, stopping
• 1:46:13
  on cars yeah, these kids are like but you think you think these kids
• 1:46:19
  parents know who is? Yes, doesn't matter, don't they do now?
• 1:46:24
  They know who he is now, but beforehand they probably not. No,
• 1:46:29
  no, not all of them, but because of who he is and like
• 1:46:33
  magers of kids watch him. Yeah, I don't give who the fucking is.
• 1:46:40
  You're not going out nowhere acting like an ass. But New York,
• 1:46:43
  New York. It's New York. These niggas just go outside York like I'm
• 1:46:46
  going I'm going to cornerwhere, yeah, way to school exactly, I'm going
• 1:46:50
  in here. I'm just outside the house, all right. That's not New
• 1:46:56
  York kids. The New York kids really do be out. You can just
• 1:46:59
  walk, you got it. You could walk, you can ride a bike,
• 1:47:00
  you can get on the subway, you can do all those things.
• 1:47:01
  You can happen in Alabama. That shit wouldn't happen here. Cops, is
• 1:47:06
  not gonna be like I'm gonna be at Walmart. You didn't think all of
• 1:47:09
  them kids get their ass be at the same time. Oh no, no,
• 1:47:12
  Walmart be packed. It'd be packed, it'd be packed, but it
• 1:47:15
  wouldn't be good for the kids outside, not in New York because you know,
• 1:47:18
  we're a smaller state. But yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:47:21
  I just if he said he was in Philly, the same shit would happen
• 1:47:25
  in the same shit. Yeah, same same sh would have happen in Philly
• 1:47:28
  anywhere that's a city like that, Yeah, big city either way. BT
• 1:47:32
  kids, I don't want to hear about trauma and beat them kids. All
• 1:47:38
  the kids out there needs Sometimes ass whooping is quite quite appropriate. But the
• 1:47:45
  cops did get out there and start wild. You've seen how they put They
• 1:47:47
  put the one kids head through the windshield, sorry, the back window of
• 1:47:51
  a taxi. God police was told about sat like two cops grabbed him at
• 1:47:59
  the same time and they both did the same thing and its head went through
• 1:48:01
  the back window. I'm being funny. I saw that video. That was
• 1:48:05
  wrong because they got the wrong kid. They got the wrong kid. They
• 1:48:09
  just got so wrong. It was they were just standing well, they were
• 1:48:14
  trying to. They were trying to they were trying to they were trying to
• 1:48:16
  steal a car. I guess I don't know what they were doing and what
• 1:48:18
  it was one kid who was just standing there. All the kids ran away
• 1:48:23
  and he was the only one. I was like, yo, what the
• 1:48:25
  fuck where everybody going. They grabbed him and just glass. Now if we
• 1:48:30
  would have got one of the ones that was doing it, and I'm like,
• 1:48:30
  hey man, come see, come sign again. You fuck around,
• 1:48:35
  you found out, but they got the wrong kids. I was like,
• 1:48:38
  damn, that's fucked up. But I mean, I can't keep you all
• 1:48:41
  the bill because yah, shouldn't been out there in the first fucking place,
• 1:48:44
  but it is shouldn't have been out you know, you wouldn't have got your
• 1:48:46
  head put through a fucking glass window. He was at home. But okay,
• 1:48:50
  they were a little the cops were a little out of line. But
• 1:48:55
  how else do you control you got. You gotta crack some ass. I
• 1:48:59
  mean, you could, you know, not put you can track somebody through
• 1:49:02
  a glass. But it was wild. It was wild the video and it's
• 1:49:06
  two on one. It's kid. It was with a child. I was
• 1:49:11
  just trying to put them clearly. The kid was probably like sixteen, fifteen
• 1:49:15
  sixteen. He was just literally just could have put the cups on him because
• 1:49:18
  he wasn't He didn't run, They could not turn around. He wasn't fighting
• 1:49:21
  at all. So that's I think that's why his head went through the glass
• 1:49:26
  so easily because he literally wasn't fighting because he's just like it was still confused.
• 1:49:30
  I was like, because he's hard, speaking of hard aad uh.
• 1:49:39
  That one lady that got hit over here with that fucking chair, Okay,
• 1:49:44
  okay, it was funny, not hard anymore. She definitely got a sauce
• 1:49:49
  by now. And if it if it was a soft softer, now you
• 1:49:54
  know, it's crazy. I thought that was two different fights that happened.
• 1:49:56
  Nope, it's different as I thought. It was, not even not even
• 1:49:58
  because it was two different angles, because it was just two different places where
• 1:50:00
  it happened. Yeah, Like it started in front of the pier, and
• 1:50:03
  I didn't realize that that one boat had docked and then people started running off
• 1:50:08
  the boat like it happened. The fight was going on for so long,
• 1:50:11
  I didn't realize that. I was like, oh, this is something separate,
• 1:50:14
  no, same day. It was because old people that got involved at
• 1:50:15
  that point like crazy, it was great. So if you guys don't know
• 1:50:20
  we're talking about, there's no way you don't know. The tussle down and
• 1:50:26
  Tuscaaloosa the river broke ro I was just making yeah, Alabama or Alabama I'm
• 1:50:35
  sorry. The Alabama brawl brawl Montgomery, the boat ruckish thing was Tuscaloosa tussle,
• 1:50:45
  just a big old brew haha. Let's say it all started because there
• 1:50:48
  was a group of white people who didn't want to move their boat. Literally,
• 1:50:53
  they just didn't want to move it. Like the guy was on the
• 1:50:55
  dock, he was like one of the security where all problems started with white
• 1:50:58
  people, group of white men. It was white entitlement, the source of
• 1:51:03
  all, the source of ninety percent of problems in America, white entitle white
• 1:51:09
  entitlement, not white people in not white entitlement, but white entitlement. Yeah,
• 1:51:14
  it's our doc too. We can dock our boat wherever we want.
• 1:51:16
  We can do it right here, even though they's been here before we were
• 1:51:20
  born. You need to move, just move it to another part of it.
• 1:51:26
  And they were not having it, and they pretty much jumped the guy
• 1:51:30
  who was working on the dock. He looked like a security guard. Oh
• 1:51:32
  man, older. Yeah, he was older. He's probably like forties,
• 1:51:35
  maybe older than that, maybe early fifties. He wasn't moving liked than he
• 1:51:40
  wasn't moving like he was too old though I was. He was surviving.
• 1:51:45
  They jumped him, and then niggas started spawning. This is when I say
• 1:51:51
  I love our people so much, I'll piss me off. We pissed me
• 1:51:59
  off. Sometime. I'm happy that happened, but I watched it. I
• 1:52:02
  was just smiling. Happened to beat the fuck out of these people because the
• 1:52:06
  dude that he did nothing wrong, but he didn't nothing. He was literally
• 1:52:11
  doing his job. Honestly, I think this happened. Honestly, you can
• 1:52:15
  call it on one Alabama's Alabama. I think they didn't like some black dude
• 1:52:19
  telling him what to do, even though he had authority to do so.
• 1:52:24
  And they said, if we beat this nigga up, we probably could get
• 1:52:28
  away with it pretty much. And that's why I did. Proceeded and trying
• 1:52:31
  to beat him, jump him and beat him up. And when people are
• 1:52:33
  out on the water, everybody's drinking shit, so they probably came back drunk
• 1:52:36
  his hell thinking that they were invincible. That correct, You were not invincible
• 1:52:42
  until that had went in the air. Oh my god, he threw his
• 1:52:45
  hat up. He threw his hat up, and that was the black signal.
• 1:52:47
  And niggas just started flocking a symbol like a mother fucking avengers, nigga
• 1:52:56
  like niggas came from everything, from every way, swam from the boat.
• 1:53:00
  Niggas, he was sixteen little niggas, swim across, swim across. You
• 1:53:05
  can see niggas in the background running like it was like a maze, like
• 1:53:08
  they're trying to from It was so funny because at this point the group of
• 1:53:16
  white guys in the boat, they went back to their boat thing and we
• 1:53:18
  got the w we're good. And then not once I've seen the one big
• 1:53:23
  hussy dude, there was three, three of them. They're in for a
• 1:53:28
  rocket. This ship is not over. It's it's far from over. They
• 1:53:30
  proceeded to get their What proceeded to take place was the most glorious ass whooping
• 1:53:39
  and every punch, every punch was connected, all the kicks. The women
• 1:53:44
  got involved, started beating the women's ass. It was all, it was
• 1:53:46
  all. It was delicious. And then just the commentary that boss swimming over
• 1:53:53
  there, Yeah, that swimming on had a little young buck on, that
• 1:54:00
  young bluck like nigga nigga swim out wet got up on the first try,
• 1:54:06
  which is a lot of strength, you and you got his was behind anine.
• 1:54:13
  Then just rechieved the body slam nigga. Wet clothes wet jeans, body
• 1:54:23
  wet didn't body slam jeans nigga. You know, greatness, that was amazing.
• 1:54:30
  That was that's community. That's Communiti didn't know this man for he beat
• 1:54:34
  ass nigga and then out of nowhere, the most glorious chair came out.
• 1:54:42
  Like he's ut of being ass with that chair. Bro. He was hitting
• 1:54:45
  multiple nigga. He hit the woman chewing a little too hard because she was
• 1:54:49
  just sitting there on the gap. She wasn't a ground. That was excessive.
• 1:54:53
  That was excessive when he did that, just upset. I didn't hear
• 1:54:56
  somebody screaming, all I'm mad. I'm mad. If I would have heard
• 1:55:00
  that, it would have been the Yeah, he didn't. He didn't have
• 1:55:03
  to do that. I saw somebody said that like he had like PTSD.
• 1:55:06
  It was an older guy. I don't know if that's true or not.
• 1:55:09
  That the guy guy with the chair, Yeah, that was younger guy,
• 1:55:11
  wasn't it. No, he was old. It was old man wanted that
• 1:55:14
  PTS. He put that ship down, put that but he didn't. He
• 1:55:18
  didn't have to do that. But I'm glad he didn't. I'm glad he
• 1:55:21
  did. Like that that wasn't off the top, off the top, that
• 1:55:26
  wasn't off. It was PTSD put that down right on they said, ass
• 1:55:36
  pulled up. It was It's right, bro, This this this event is
• 1:55:40
  keeping Twitter alive. Like Elon Musk needs to just thank niggas. Bro,
• 1:55:44
  Like he's trying driving to the ground and but we were seven it. We
• 1:55:48
  keep letting him have it. Though we should have took this ship to Facebook
• 1:55:50
  for real. But no, we shouldn't have. Realistically, we should have.
• 1:55:56
  Can't do it. Huh. It's all over Facebook. Twitter. It
• 1:56:00
  is everywhere. I think Twitter. Twitter is the main source. Like Twitter,
• 1:56:04
  Twitter is where all the angles are coming from, Like I got you
• 1:56:06
  see the angle from inside the other boat. Yeah, like like the angles
• 1:56:12
  from inside the other boat with the chair. Yeah, you can see him
• 1:56:15
  beating at with the chair. You see the nigga posing, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:56:18
  that's the angle he's posing. Do you see the one angle where the
• 1:56:21
  one white boy was getting his ass beat and he jumps in the water.
• 1:56:26
  He just like they can't swim. He's like he's not getting me. I
• 1:56:31
  know. Their one weakness. Water had the crocks on fu busted through the
• 1:56:42
  crop have a different from something else. I truly wish that it was from
• 1:56:48
  that, but it was from something else. The niggas clocks blown crops are
• 1:56:54
  blown out, like I saw that shit last week. Yeah, but whoever
• 1:56:59
  that was, he didn't have his rock and sports mode. That's why I
• 1:57:00
  know this isn't real, but it's still funny. Where's so much trying to
• 1:57:03
  put up the video that niggas speaking out. He's like, that's sixty young
• 1:57:09
  man, really, because yeah, that definitely wasn't really but it was whipping
• 1:57:16
  all types of ass, and this just gives me hope. Man, it
• 1:57:19
  gives me hope. They're like, there's not too many of those. We
• 1:57:23
  need people black community needed to see that kind of it's kind of help of
• 1:57:28
  criticism. Niggas needed to see that because because no white people are gonna be
• 1:57:31
  like yo, if I FU with black people, who niggas might get my
• 1:57:36
  Like there's a con there's possibly a w mean, I mean by the re
• 1:57:41
  enactments, somebody got to play the black and white re enacting. There's one
• 1:57:45
  on the there was one already, right, Yeah, there was like black
• 1:57:48
  and white people re enacting the fight at a pool, there's there's multiple.
• 1:57:53
  Might that there's multiple the one with the two saying oh yeah, well yeah,
• 1:58:00
  like I've seen the one with the two dudes a niggas we with card
• 1:58:10
  I don't remember when we said, but as we're continueing the vota, I've
• 1:58:15
  seen the reenacting with the two dudes, the black dude and the white dude,
• 1:58:17
  and that seemed like a lighthearted thing. That's pretty fast. Niggas are
• 1:58:21
  fast, they're all. I've seen the nigga with a shirt. He had
• 1:58:26
  shirt T shirt like how to I mean screenprint, but you got your own
• 1:58:34
  and you use it all that damn wasting no time with that. My brother
• 1:58:40
  got the new shirt every day, Damn, just different scenes from it.
• 1:58:43
  Just a meme every day by that shirt. I know you would you had
• 1:58:51
  DM if interested in bright tennis ball shirt exactly. It was not even just
• 1:58:58
  the words, it's the color. It's the color that really did it was
• 1:59:00
  a black shirt, it would have been different. You really wanted to stick
• 1:59:02
  out a yeah, like a sore thumb. I got in trouble over that
• 1:59:09
  shirt. I know you did. No, you didn't wear it outside.
• 1:59:14
  Thankfully we stopped you from doing that. I wasn't wearing it outside. Well,
• 1:59:16
  we stopped any thought of it wasn't thought. We stopped. We stopped
• 1:59:20
  any momentum. You shouldn't even have brought the shirt with you want to DM
• 1:59:26
  you Gary ship should have been created. The shirt should have stayed here.
• 1:59:32
  It should have been made Burlington, New Jersey. It should have stayed here,
• 1:59:39
  New Jersey. It was just a shirt that like just in how shirt
• 1:59:42
  that I was wearing that I came from the gym and I put it on.
• 1:59:46
  That's it. I wasn't going outside. You packed it. He did
• 1:59:51
  a long time, too longer than we thought. No, but he was
• 1:59:56
  going for like three hours. Well, so the first gym I win two,
• 2:00:00
  I couldn't get in because it was an exclusive gym that you you have
• 2:00:02
  to know a member to get into the gym, like okay. So then
• 2:00:06
  that like that was a fifteen minute uber and I had to take another fifteen
• 2:00:09
  minute uber to another gym. And you really wanted to work out, huh,
• 2:00:12
  bro I was. I felt so fat and I got back and I
• 2:00:16
  was like ten pounds over. I'm like, goodness, but you gained ten
• 2:00:19
  pounds and four days it was bullshit weight. Like the next day like it
• 2:00:24
  dropped his metabolism slow. It really is. I was just gonna go back
• 2:00:28
  to my high school metabolism. This is getting old old shit. It sucks,
• 2:00:32
  but yeah, to the gym. And then like I came back from
• 2:00:34
  the gym, just in just in the Airbnb, I put the shirt on
• 2:00:39
  and I was like he walked out of the room and everybody just turned around,
• 2:00:42
  like series why not? Why? Because? Why? Because one?
• 2:00:51
  I got in trouble over that? Because I want to watch how about y'all
• 2:00:56
  do that for your next ticktock? Burn that shirt? I want to watch
• 2:01:00
  all Knew It as keenan k episode. Burn that ship, cutting it in
• 2:01:05
  half, and then Burnie. Two people jumped in the water like Craig Singer
• 2:01:11
  burn burn it. Two people jumped in the water to get away in that
• 2:01:14
  fight. I know one lady got pushed in same person that the guy just
• 2:01:17
  went underneath. Hilarious. That's a good move. It is smart, nikel
• 2:01:24
  turn in the anymore. You're not gonna fight me in the middle of the
• 2:01:27
  river in a dirty as Mississippi river, right, you don't want that?
• 2:01:33
  Not going to buy you? What else happening? Is anything else? That
• 2:01:36
  was good? That was good stuff. Tim Anderson, Oh god, Tim
• 2:01:41
  Anderson. Also another Alabama, Yeah, another Albam a day. Yeah,
• 2:01:47
  I mean w's els, which I guess it's kind of the side depends on
• 2:01:50
  what side you're on. But Tim Anderson from seclusion and he's on the side
• 2:01:55
  of the else he's on the side of the elves. So this is probably
• 2:01:57
  the most interesting thing that baseball is scene since fucking the bloody sock on Kurt
• 2:02:00
  Schilling. Honestly, Okay, yeah, he had his ass beat by something
• 2:02:06
  minute. It was bulls. He can't get his ass. He just got
• 2:02:09
  caught. He got knocked the fuck out. No, he got he got
• 2:02:13
  caught, slumped, he got She wasn't like nigga trying to try to r
• 2:02:19
  up and then you got done up. Yeah, because he got shots in
• 2:02:23
  but he just didn't get enough shot. He hit the button. Well,
• 2:02:27
  nigga, don't get your button. You want to start a fight, I'm
• 2:02:30
  saying to hit the button right on the He ran up and he got done
• 2:02:34
  up, knocked. Two niggas walked away. One nigga had to get carried
• 2:02:39
  out. One nigga niggers got up one the other nigga put a picture of
• 2:02:44
  it on his Instagram and him with boxing gloves on and did it. The
• 2:02:48
  other nigga talking him out. You got me fucked up. No, you
• 2:02:50
  got you fucked up. That's true he did, because this ain't a bat
• 2:02:57
  flip nigga. He's her hands nigga, you're different sports bucko. We needed
• 2:03:01
  that, we got those Dominican baseball. I'm about black people, he said.
• 2:03:05
  He needed that, so we we needed to get that happened before the
• 2:03:10
  boat. We needed that. I mean, yeah, well Dominican black people
• 2:03:16
  fighting each other. Yeah, it was to get knocked for the representation of
• 2:03:23
  niggas in baseball. Right now, well that that responsibility has switched over to
• 2:03:28
  jazz chism as niggas done. Even though he can't stay healthy, Jazz chishm
• 2:03:31
  is now our nigga choice. So Tim Anderson has to take a back seat
• 2:03:36
  because all he wants to do now is go on Twitter and he's probably gonna
• 2:03:39
  try to fight somebody next week when he comes back from the suspension. But
• 2:03:44
  yeah, he got his ass be But he was kind of like the black
• 2:03:48
  representative. Okay, okay, okay, you just leave it. They leave
• 2:03:55
  it. The Mookie the movie is not a mookie. Mookie isn't like a
• 2:03:58
  nigga. Nigga though, you know what I'm saying. He's just he's a
• 2:04:01
  mookie. Batch is a black man that plays baseball. Tim Anderson and Jazz
• 2:04:04
  Chisholm are niggas black guys. Yeah, so, but shout out to him.
• 2:04:13
  I hope he bounced back. Please don't get fucked up by anybody else.
• 2:04:15
  What are yall searching? Nothing? Because I'm done talking about that,
• 2:04:19
  all right? So here's something I wanted to talk about. What do you
• 2:04:25
  want to talk about, Michael? All right? Jesus Christ, It's just
• 2:04:30
  better not be what I think it is. I would I really think,
• 2:04:32
  I think I know what it is? Why not connected to the mixer?
• 2:04:36
  He didn't think about it? Because we have the capability. I guess I
• 2:04:41
  could do that better, right, But I can't hear it? Just turn
• 2:04:46
  off them headphons. Do you already know what it is? I know exactly
• 2:04:49
  what. I think I know exactly what. Yeah, all right, i'd
• 2:04:56
  like to hear. All right, can you guys tell me if you guys
• 2:04:59
  can in the US where he was a local at a sauna in Detroit right
• 2:05:06
  now, this is a clip on a little documentary that I discovered on the
• 2:05:12
  intr webs, So if you can open it up so I can keep on
• 2:05:19
  going. I just thought it was fine. I wanted to share it all
• 2:05:23
  with you, gentlemen. Okay, yes, I'm going Detroit. Why it
• 2:05:30
  was it was it was a char area. So most of the men were
• 2:05:32
  African Americans, you're saying, And and they used to say, pass over
• 2:05:39
  the white boy, oh, not even you know. And they used to
• 2:05:43
  actually physically but I was nineteen then, and they physically used to pass me
• 2:05:47
  over to the middle of the roll. And some of these black men were
• 2:05:51
  fat, and they got fabulous tongues and loved it. I loved it,
• 2:05:58
  you know, Michael, I'm gonna come huh. And I reckon about why
• 2:06:04
  four or five times in a couple of hours was not unusual. Now,
• 2:06:09
  of course, I am seventy next year. And one of my great sadnesses
• 2:06:14
  is I can't do anything like that now, you know. I mean,
• 2:06:18
  I'll go to the baths so night, and I have to be satisfied with
• 2:06:21
  two because if I try for number three, I'll kill myself if I die.
• 2:06:29
  If I can only go for number two, attending will be I might
• 2:06:33
  kill myself if I go for three, might kill myself. So what that
• 2:06:40
  was given some context? Please, Well, that was a gentleman describing his
• 2:06:45
  experience in the gay bath houses in Britain. So he's just going over his
• 2:06:53
  experiences. Then how he would go as a young lad to those gay bath
• 2:06:58
  houses and he would enjoy the company of several of uh the area's most eligible
• 2:07:04
  homosexual black bachelor and he would just have a good time with him. As
• 2:07:12
  he says, as he described he would, they would say, pass over
• 2:07:17
  the wide boy. Oh lord in me. So they pass him over,
• 2:07:23
  and he's he's come and come and come, and I have nothing to say.
• 2:07:30
  Soon as I watched that, I was like, I had to share
• 2:07:32
  that with thousands of people over the world. I had to do it,
• 2:07:36
  Okay, And then but if you watch the video, he looks like a
• 2:07:43
  nice grandpapa. You wouldn't take would ever get down to that. But it's
• 2:07:48
  just like an think of mister Rogers recipe pass off the white boy, just
• 2:07:54
  talking about getting the cockeyed by thirty black guys Like I'm in coming. He
• 2:08:01
  said, what do I can do? I can only do two now.
• 2:08:05
  Now if I do three, I might die die. You really had to
• 2:08:09
  share that he did, absolutely, there's a child. What did you think
• 2:08:13
  he was about to share them? Because it wasn't that. No, I
• 2:08:16
  thought it was gonna be stupid Steven Seagal song. Oh no, that's next
• 2:08:20
  No, that can be next episode. Please, Yes, let's let's get
• 2:08:24
  some questions and then we get about it. Let's just Stevenson No, we
• 2:08:28
  can hold all right, all right, it'll be still be there next week.
• 2:08:31
  You're right to relax. They're gonna say some fat jokes gonna help Mike.
• 2:08:37
  Was that his one? That's two? That's day, you know day.
• 2:08:43
  That's like, that's like saying niggas said when you the niggas, I
• 2:08:46
  said, I love beast joke. I love being the nigga said, I
• 2:08:58
  love in the niggas. All right, this is yeah, all right,
• 2:09:03
  there's some questions. This has been here for a little bit. What's something
• 2:09:09
  you can say in a restaurant that you could say in bed? This tastes
• 2:09:16
  exactly how I thought it was. Huh, what's something that you could say
• 2:09:20
  in a restaurant that you could say in bed? Uh that you can't oh,
• 2:09:26
  that you can't say in bad You can't that you can. You can't
• 2:09:28
  say in bad this tastes good. It's fucking raw. I told John I
• 2:09:41
  wanted more pinkiness. I was promised a pink center. That the pink center.
• 2:09:48
  Can you send this back? This is not what I ordered. I
• 2:09:56
  didn't ask for the parmesan CRUs Oh, excuse me, this is wrong.
• 2:10:05
  This is what's up? No, it is my back. I saw some
• 2:10:15
  to he's about to say something funny. It's gonna be good. Backstars getting
• 2:10:22
  over. What's gonna say? Congratulations? I thought I was. I thought
• 2:10:28
  I was hungrier than I am. I don't think I'm gonna finish this?
• 2:10:37
  What else could we say? I don't think I'm gonna it's good? Finished?
• 2:10:43
  Is there enough for seconds? I was eating with my eyes. Yeah,
• 2:10:46
  I'm full. It depends on who's saying it. I was like,
• 2:10:50
  I'm full? Is this finger food? Is there any any more room for
• 2:10:54
  dessert? Mm hmmm? Stinks. I need to thank the chef that ate
• 2:11:03
  this. Is it spicy and rip spicy? There's a hair of my food
• 2:11:13
  all right next place? Wow? Wow, okay, there's a hair.
• 2:11:16
  Excuse me, there's a hair? Uh? Is it supposed to look like
• 2:11:26
  that? Oh? Jesus. Hmm. That could go both ways. I'm
• 2:11:33
  how's it from might in bad one of those ways? But yeah, yeah,
• 2:11:37
  yeah, yeah, that's definitely all right. How old is the vintage?
• 2:11:45
  Okay, forty eight? What year's this? How long has this been
• 2:11:50
  aged? All right? Nextell forty eight? What's your least favorite compliment?
• 2:12:03
  My least favorite compliment? If you have one, like, oh, Mike,
• 2:12:11
  you speak so well, Yeah, as a condescending exactly, And I
• 2:12:16
  was like, oh, go ahead, I don't think. I'm like all
• 2:12:20
  my confidence. I don't know. I'm like, I can't, I can't.
• 2:12:26
  Do you have one? Uh? I didn't have one? But then
• 2:12:28
  I'm thinking, and it's just related to my relationship. I'll be I'll do
• 2:12:33
  something, just lift something up, and Brandy like, oh, what are
• 2:12:37
  you doing? I didn't know you could do that? Even thought that week,
• 2:12:41
  like I just picked up the dog crate was like one hand and she
• 2:12:43
  was like, Oh, I didn't know you had muscles, you weak ass
• 2:12:50
  nigga say, I'm like, damn, weak bitch, I'm holding a dog
• 2:12:54
  one hand and just picking up the crate with another. Mind blown horror,
• 2:13:01
  man, he could use both hands at the same time. Oh, Wow,
• 2:13:05
  it's like, yeah, thanks, I don't. I don't. I
• 2:13:11
  don't know. I like all compliments. I don't. I don't have you
• 2:13:13
  just compliment, horror, just taking them all in. I don't know,
• 2:13:16
  Like it's I can't think enoughing tell people what you like about me? Baby,
• 2:13:20
  you have to compliment bath house, like pass me around. I think
• 2:13:24
  when somebody mentioned like football or something to me, I used the player or
• 2:13:30
  something like like meaning like you're a big guy, so you just play.
• 2:13:35
  I never got that. Nobody ever music? Don't you nobody ever susplayed sports?
• 2:13:43
  Do you stream? Be stream? You're a streamer? Rangel? It
• 2:13:48
  looked like that one stream of fellow. You must be a teacher or something.
• 2:13:52
  It must be a teacher, like a little duke Dennis little interesting questions.
• 2:14:01
  Ain't no fucking way, boy, ain't nowhere. Have y'all seen that
• 2:14:05
  Indian guy cooking at Wings Stop barefoot? Everyone was up in arms about him
• 2:14:09
  being barefoot. Personally, I would still eat there because at least I know
• 2:14:13
  he's comfortable making my food and he's not cooking with his feet. Would y'all
• 2:14:16
  still eat there? First of all, you're fucking dirty. Second of all,
• 2:14:20
  no, I wouldn't eat there. You wouldn't eat there. No,
• 2:14:24
  he's cooking with those fucking shoes on. He who knows what they're doing?
• 2:14:28
  The food, who knows what other things? If you're cooking with no who,
• 2:14:33
  I'm gonna just assume you don't wash your hands. Oh, I'm gonna
• 2:14:37
  assume you don't wash your hands. If you're in a kitchen cooking with those
• 2:14:41
  shoes on a fast food, fast food establishment, it's only right that I
• 2:14:45
  can assume that when you go to the bathroom you come out with dry hands
• 2:14:50
  because you didn't even wash them. Okay, you're dirty. I guess you're
• 2:14:54
  dirty. I guess yeah. But I wouldn't be thinking. But I wouldn't.
• 2:15:01
  I wouldn't. That would be my first I would have to will take
• 2:15:03
  a while for me to get there. If I go like, it'll take
• 2:15:05
  a couple of wing orders for me to put that together. If I go
• 2:15:09
  to wingstop and I look back there, because you can see everything everybody if
• 2:15:11
  I look. If I go there and I'll look back there, I'm like,
• 2:15:13
  yo, he has no shoes on. I'm leaving. What what if
• 2:15:18
  you put your order? I'm leaving front of my order. Give me my
• 2:15:22
  money back, I'm leaving. I like, I don't want my food because
• 2:15:26
  he ain't got no shoes on. So if somebody cooking your food with no
• 2:15:28
  shirt on, you're gonna you're gonna still eat it. That's different, different
• 2:15:31
  because better feet are not closed with the drill, I know, but chess
• 2:15:35
  hairs can fall like chess hairs getting into the food. Yeah, none of
• 2:15:41
  that's getting I don't get fuckuck now. If he's over there flipping fries with
• 2:15:46
  his toes, that's like, I don't care. I'm not eating either.
• 2:15:50
  And gravity was opposite where things float up, then whatever they'd be a whole.
• 2:15:54
  Yeah that somewhere else, I don't care. We're niggas making poutine and
• 2:15:58
  ship with no gloves on. We all ate that. Yeah, I hope
• 2:16:03
  he washed his hands. Most afraid he did patties, but they his hands
• 2:16:07
  and ship he did. But I noticed it. I don't know if y'all
• 2:16:11
  did, but I peeped. I was like this nigga is making everything when
• 2:16:16
  no gloves on. Start right now, so I have no choice. But
• 2:16:18
  if that wasn't somewhere, if I wasn't that hungry, I would have definitely
• 2:16:22
  left. They were gloves everywhere. No, the most restaurants, they don't
• 2:16:28
  work, especially fine rests. They do not wear gloves. Yeah at all.
• 2:16:33
  He's just making everything with his hands though. Yeah, what do you
• 2:16:35
  think they mix up shit in the restaurants with huh huh what utensils? Nond
• 2:16:43
  were going on, But they ain't mixing ship. Oh, like they're touching
• 2:16:46
  ship like it was in the place, just shipping like shit, did you
• 2:16:52
  want tomatoes on that? I'm like, yeah, yeah, like what the
• 2:16:58
  fun? That's not regular? You go to McDonald's, you go to burger
• 2:17:01
  king everybody and gloves over. They're not they're not even doing that. And
• 2:17:03
  no type of places fast food places. We went to a fast food place.
• 2:17:07
  I don't know if that's a chain like those all right, you guys
• 2:17:09
  kind they got they got gloves on the five guys, right, five guys.
• 2:17:13
  Even if they don't, it's the same thing. That's what we went
• 2:17:15
  to. We went to five guys for Canadian poutine. We don't know that.
• 2:17:18
  We don't feel like a one stop place could have been like a little
• 2:17:24
  boat da guy on stop plate that makes two marse no, because they have
• 2:17:30
  their own like you know what I'm saying, Like change. They have a
• 2:17:33
  uniform stead of standards. Took them like comply to you know what. I'm
• 2:17:37
  why because it's a standard chain and they're biggers almost like there's like health things
• 2:17:43
  and maliness. You just gonna wash your hands. So we're gonna judge all
• 2:17:46
  restaurants if they follow the health cold then you're gonna be a disappointed ass.
• 2:17:48
  You ain't gonna be eating anything. You're not gonna be eating any Goddamn.
• 2:17:52
  I agree, But I at least individuals feel at least give you feel like
• 2:17:56
  at the very least. But nigga wear no shoes is the worst I can
• 2:18:01
  worry about. Sign me up, buddy, because there's a lot worse shit
• 2:18:05
  that people doing these fast food resurants. It could be a rat back there
• 2:18:09
  making it for you. It could be a rat back then there I see
• 2:18:11
  niggas, see videos of niggas dropping patties on the floors that will picking it
• 2:18:16
  up. But he got shoes on, so it's cool. No, But
• 2:18:18
  right, that's the least. If you ain't got no shoes on, you're
• 2:18:22
  doing everything else, right, nigga. If nigga, I want extra cheese
• 2:18:26
  please, that's toasted tiles. I can care us. Yeah, honestly,
• 2:18:31
  I can care less toasted tiles. These on the feet, stay on the
• 2:18:35
  tiles. You got no problem with me, g But but the moment,
• 2:18:39
  that's fear for your safety. But yeah, not for my bag. I
• 2:18:46
  can care. That's about the safety as well, but as long as it
• 2:18:48
  doesn't affect my food. As long as don't affect my food. There we
• 2:18:52
  got hold on. So would you rather nigga if you had to choose,
• 2:19:00
  like somebody making your bread? What do you have? No shirt and no
• 2:19:01
  shoes? Uh? Now either way? No shoes? Yeah, I guess.
• 2:19:11
  Yeah, But you know, if I go back there, the nigga's
• 2:19:13
  back there just sweating around my ship, nothing like no shirts like no nothing
• 2:19:18
  shirt is a problem because I go. But either way, I'm still turned
• 2:19:22
  off. Now I don't want. You know one thing that I was always
• 2:19:26
  turned off about, but it was the salt bay. The fact that this
• 2:19:30
  man's dripping salt down his up. You ever think that he actually washes arm?
• 2:19:35
  Doubt it. That's a very minute thing to be worried about him not
• 2:19:37
  gonna hold that's my new Yes, you know how many things your arms touch?
• 2:19:41
  And then for you to be dripping salt down your arm on my food.
• 2:19:46
  That's my new yes, because you're gone, he's garnishing food. H
• 2:19:50
  he's going to sustain how much connect his body? I get that. That
• 2:19:58
  was a hairy armed man, So he's going salt. You should be more
• 2:20:03
  worried about hair falling off to your food than the salt touching his elbow on
• 2:20:07
  the residue whatever touches his elbow. But I can visually see that's going down
• 2:20:11
  his arm. That's that's That's where I'm like, I don't know why people
• 2:20:15
  are going to get that because you literally watch him go and I doubt that
• 2:20:20
  he would then go on the back and wash his arm. Oh it's salt.
• 2:20:24
  But okay, so it's not. So he does that. He does
• 2:20:26
  not take a picture. Yeah, next table, and he just goes outside.
• 2:20:31
  And I got you, like, hey, take a picture of me
• 2:20:33
  on the dirt, on the dirty. If he's doing pay me like one
• 2:20:39
  of your friends girls jack on the dirt, then okay, it's okay,
• 2:20:45
  Okay. He had no arm condom for that, no glove exquestion please RTI
• 2:20:52
  had a nomination, So I'm just gonna bring it up. Someone said,
• 2:20:54
  bring back milk talk. Oh, Marti nominated Marissa till May juggle is the
• 2:20:58
  weak girl milk for the week, old milk, old milk, my cousin
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  I mean she's almost like sixty years old. Soft. Wow, I
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  spected that's great milk. Wow, her milk is spoiling very slowly. I
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  bad. I never knew nomination fors of the week. You know, I
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  I didn't see any woggs this week. At least that caught my I think
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  this one's an open and shut case between my Elsie. Who has a better
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  fitted collection? Elsie? Really, I have no fitted collection. Yeah,
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  you don't have any fitts. I just haven I think I have the best.
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  Well, I know MJ got Look at the shit he got on.
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  He got a fucking Camouflage World Series La Dodgers hat on right now. I'm
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  sacks bucket a couple of buck hats. Okay, MJ might have a couple,
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  but I got. I don't don't get into it. I pack that
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  thing too respect So I got he got more? He fitted? Is I
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  got more snapbacks? Mm hmm, Okay, he only wears fitts. I
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  don't. I wear both. I don't know. Yeah, Oh, I
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  don't wear hats. I don't think they look good on my head long.
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  You gotta try. Your head's too long? Yeah, my head, like
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  my face is too long for a hat. I'm a big failure. I
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  don't think I can't. I can't wear fittags. It's like it like it
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  ages me by like fifteen years, look like frozen for real? Long headed?
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  Where is my super suit? Where it's about it's about the greater good.
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  I am the greater good. You. I'm the greatest good You're ever
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  gonna get good stuff. It's good stuff, good stuff. Uh, I
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  guess we'll do one more, one more? Like what do you believe the
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  other version of you and another dimension is doing right now? Beating off?
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  I hope he's doing a lot better than me. Keen hope he has a
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  job, Yes, I hope, so, I hope he's I hope he
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  got forty acres in the mule. He's making money. While he's sleeps.
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  Oh, that's the other dimension. They got reparations. I guess maybe maybe
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  reparations dimensions. The other the other dimension of me is probably a teacher.
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  M. Probably doing what I really wanted to do. Yeah, or at
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  least at one point when I wanted to be a teacher, history, teacher,
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  history or social st I like social studies a little more because it's more
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  broad and you can like social studies for like elementary, middle school, elementary.
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  That's utes That's what I wanted to do, connecting to the youth,
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  teaching married the history, geometry, bro current events, all that shit,
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  good shit. I mean they need that. Maybe I'll do that. Still,
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  it's not too late. It's never too late. Still young other dimension.
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  I'm probably still living in Florida. Whole different life, don't talk too
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  much. Different life, different people, different things, different people living in
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  my household. Wats the way people in my No fucking dogs, Jesus Christ,
• 2:24:50
  keep the dogs can stay the broad just like the no Dogs and no
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  bra was yours. Uh. It's already an accomplished stand up comedian. I
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  would say that. Either that or he's like a big time marketing person.
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  M. It'll be the real Uh, Marcus Graham, what's going on here?
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  Not say it? I know you want to say it. I know
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  you want to YEA might just be a little skinnier, m Like, just
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  was it that part of the success of the company. He might be like
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  a personal trainer. So you have to go in the complete opposite direction.
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  M What is a different you know universe? They were doing different stuff,
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  you know what I'm saying. So where does the timeline switch for this,
• 2:25:58
  Michael? Where does he get this passion for fitness high school? Yep,
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  he would have stayed in football. He would have stayed in football. It's
• 2:26:07
  so it's exactly one would have stayed in football to this day. He could
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  have been the next Spice Adams. Who one need me, Mike, Mike,
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  No, because Spice Adams reading the week and Spice ass and Spike Adams
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  got id on Mike too. So what that's a big what probably about six
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  seven inches? What? No, that's you might be right Spice Adams right
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  like six one, Yeah, Spices at least six. He probably probably like
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  six two. It's a big six foot six the house on you, Mike,
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  five eight five seven five seven, Yeah, you know that that lower
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  number sitting down, fucking don't we ended up bus fucking jacket. I told
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  you you had one more. Your mother. You always say one hot number,
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  one little. The little number is always the true one eleven yeah,
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  five eleven. What I know, numbers always do whatever people ask me.
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  They're like, I'm I'm like five five five six nigga five five Yeah,
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  that is yeah, I done. Yeah man, that's ship. Man,
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  I don't know that's it. Once you said, you know, signed the
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  gig go, we will see y'all next week. You already know what to
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  do. Man, Make sure you hit the Patreon three five fifteen dollars tiars
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  man. For the Patreon, you get no ads. You don't have to
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  listen to that single second of ads. Another benefit. I know a lot
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  of people be like, oh my god, somebody on Discord because the score
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  was like, yo, y'all got signed again. I don't heard on these
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  ass. I don't like, yes, nigga, oh yeah, we're gonna
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  yeah, yeah, we joined new platform. Guys. We gotta shout them
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  out like we did the other niggas. I don't know the other Thursday,
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  we should mention them. They said some things about something they said. Mentioned
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  the podcast. We got a taste knat first before I make it into a
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  cocktail. Yeah, we gotta what you gotta taste the neat first. Oh,
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  okay, same, Yeah, I don't do that right. Yeah.
• 2:30:05
  So that's about it, guys. We will see y'all next week, same
• 2:30:09
  time, same place. Everything's in the damn linkure. So let me tell
• 2:30:18
  y'all about why she's been the beginning it has it has it has a kid
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  tested tested my boys gangster uh Saturday. So me, me, me,
• 2:30:35
  my telling Patting. I'm saying, we we go out, go grab some
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  of the eat and they will have to go to Sonic to get, you
• 2:30:41
  know, a little milkshake. So while we're driving out the parking lot,
• 2:30:46
  these kids are coming up on bikes. Okay, so all the kids get
• 2:30:50
  over because you know they're in the middle of the street. They're like,
• 2:30:52
  oh, this car coming, let's move. It's just one little fucker.
• 2:30:56
  It's one little fucker. It's this little white kids always won They're not gonna
• 2:31:01
  hit me. It's this one white kid with matted dreads. Oh god.
• 2:31:03
  Okay. Not only with a real cave man. Not only did he stay
• 2:31:11
  in the middle of the street, this motherfucker decide he wants to pop a
• 2:31:13
  willie and ride his bike. He was towards towards Pad's car. Yeah,
• 2:31:20
  and they're gonna very right for I if when he's nuts drop dead in your
• 2:31:24
  mouth. If I was pat, I was like, I would took my
• 2:31:28
  foot off the brake. I would have hit that little nigga. That's that's
• 2:31:31
  the kid. You want to know what that gets me? That gets me
• 2:31:37
  to let that kid know, don't test my gangster, because at that moment,
• 2:31:43
  it would have been like, which one of us gonna be off first?
• 2:31:46
  Chicken exactly. Sounds like you're going to jails? Why why am I
• 2:31:50
  going to jail? He's in the middle of the street popping a willie?
• 2:31:52
  Towards my car. I'm not in the wrong. He is. Who's gonna
• 2:31:56
  believe you or a little white kid? I don't give a fuck. Your
• 2:32:00
  sh sounds like you're going to jack No, because we have three adults in
• 2:32:05
  my car and a whole bunch of little kids. Okay, all right,
• 2:32:07
  tell us I would have hit that little bitch. I'm your prison. So
• 2:32:11
  he lucky I wasn't driving. Yeah, Mike probably would have ran him over.
• 2:32:16
  Mm probably over. I would have trust him out. We're still recording
• 2:32:18
  in the cameras, though exactly. Also shout out to everybody that noticed that
• 2:32:22
  me and Mike had switched positions for just one day, just one moment,
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  trade place. Donna get it, get it, get it, get it,
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  get it, get it, getting getting