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PUBLIC FREAK OUTS WITH _kallmekris · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: It is me, Selena Spookaboo, and I am here with
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  Speaker 1: the one and the only. Call me Chris. Call me Christina.
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  Speaker 1: Call me Christina. Call me whatever you want. So we're
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  Speaker 1: going to be watching Public Freakouts. Oh, love that. Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever done that? No. No, no, I'm a very
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  Speaker 1: mild-mannered person. Okay, cool, cool. Oh, wait, everyone's probably wondering
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  Speaker 1: why you're here. We filmed a podcast. Oh, yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: filmed a podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Not out yet.
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  Speaker 1: We filmed a podcast on my channel, You've Got Company.
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  Speaker 1: Should be out soon. Yeah, and it's going to blow
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  Speaker 1: your mind. Yeah, it's fucking great. You're going to enjoy it,
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  Speaker 1: and it's going to be really, really funny. But, yes. Oh, customer. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: is he behind the counter? I'm getting a water cup.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. I was ordering food. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: white man range. Oh, motherfucker. You fucked up George's friend.
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  Speaker 1: George is done. How would you deal with that? If
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  Speaker 1: I was an employee?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I would just stand in the back. Would you even
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  Speaker 1: call the cops? Would you just wait for him to
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  Speaker 1: like- He's trying to get violent with any of them.
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  Speaker 1: I probably would, but- Say something? You know, I could
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  Speaker 1: see my dad doing this for some reason. I literally do.
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  Speaker 1: I could see him a little bit doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sir, if common sense is how you do it, I'd
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  Speaker 1: love it if someone could get a chance, but hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know, common sense ain't nothing, huh? Common sense- Common sense.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I think. And so is yours. You don't
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  Speaker 1: smell that. You have a good night, sir. Be good.
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  Speaker 1: What is happening? You're going to fight yourself. And tell
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  Speaker 1: me who I am. By who? By who? I like
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  Speaker 1: this guy. Oh, I love this. I love this guy.
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  Speaker 3: You better come through my window, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: I like the attitude. Me too. Dude, okay. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to come up and your intention is
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  Speaker 1: just to be a dick. He handled that so well,
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  Speaker 1: the guy. I would get fired if I worked at
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  Speaker 1: fast food. Oh, dude, this is why I didn't become
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  Speaker 1: a teacher. Ha, ha, ha. I will beat their children.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think? Did you want to be a teacher? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I went to university initially to become a teacher.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. And then I switched to criminology, but then
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  Speaker 3: I was like, but at first I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I could teach kids. And then I watched, my sister's
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  Speaker 3: a teacher and my brother-in-law's a teacher. The stories they
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  Speaker 3: tell me, this little nine-year-old will straight up just come
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  Speaker 3: up to my sister and be like, f * *
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  Speaker 3: * you, Jessica.
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  Speaker 1: If a little f * * * er said that
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  Speaker 1: to me, I would dropkick her at my... Into his
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  Speaker 1: next lifetime.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand how like these teachers, like it's one
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  Speaker 2: teacher in a classroom. Like I babysit one child and
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  Speaker 2: I'm exhausted. And she's doing it from like 9 till 3.30
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  Speaker 2: every day.
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  Speaker 1: I bless teachers. Also, I wouldn't actually beat a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Two.
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  Speaker 3: Two.
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  Speaker 1: Gross. Gross. Gross. They're smelly and they're weird when they're
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  Speaker 1: that age.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Of you, take care of yourself. Customer was being rude,
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  Speaker 1: started recording, so I record it back. Okay, love that. What?
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  Speaker 1: Not the money.
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  Speaker 2: The only way you're a customer is if you place money.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she was switching out her till and she got mad.
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  Speaker 1: It was taking time.
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  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: She just wants orange juice in her gift bags. I
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  Speaker 1: love the phone battle. I love the recording battle. What
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  Speaker 1: do you want to do? Wait, you all put up
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  Speaker 1: my face. What is it? What is it? Assault! Assault!
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  Speaker 3: Assault! Assault!
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  Speaker 1: No, it's so true though. I've always wanted to get
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  Speaker 1: into a phone recording battle with somebody. You know, we
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  Speaker 1: should do a YouTube video trying to start beef.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember that hidden camera show where they'll be
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  Speaker 2: in a restaurant and they'll have.
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  Speaker 1: A racist server and they see how people react?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah. Let's not be racist. No! That
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  Speaker 1: was an example. I'll be your child and you beat me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh!
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be eating that! I like that a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I like that a lot. Ring it with cameras. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: that's a video. In the bag. Sounds good. No nuggets,
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  Speaker 1: just onions. Just a thing full of onions? How does
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  Speaker 1: that even work? He's waiting for 25 minutes. What is that?
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  Speaker 1: What is he waiting for? Okay, that's good. No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not talking about that, but like, I got a fucking
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  Speaker 1: thing full of onions and.
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  Speaker 4: Not taking nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Where are the nuggets at? Oh my god, is that
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  Speaker 1: why the McDonald's employee was just not having a good day?
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  Speaker 1: Like five minutes ago. Doesn't matter when he got it.
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  Speaker 1: He got a bag of onions. Yeah, where's the nuggets?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a picture of that here. Probably someone
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  Speaker 1: ordered a bunch of onions and they Yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Who the fuck orders a bunch of onions from McDonald's?
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't like escalated. That wasn't bad. He's just like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: I got onions. My dad, my dad is a review lever.
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  Speaker 1: Like he got home one day and he had like
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  Speaker 1: a bad burger. He's like, I brought a review to McDonald's.
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  Speaker 1: You want to hear it? Like 35 paragraphs of no
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  Speaker 1: one in the world. I'm like, dude, just move on.
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  Speaker 1: You're paying 15 bucks for a meal, man. Like, I
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  Speaker 1: get it. I get it, but not to that extent. But, like,
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  Speaker 1: he had to drive, like, that sucks. Yeah, that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: All the way back.
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  Speaker 3: Onions?
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  Speaker 1: Who the fuck's ordering onions? Like, I get it, but
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  Speaker 1: it's like one less.
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  Speaker 3: Who's lazy enough not to cut onions for themselves when
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  Speaker 3: they go to McDonald's and they're like, yo, I just
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  Speaker 3: need tomatoes, onions, what else do you need?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I need some red onions. You got some red onions?
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to cut your vegetables, you just go
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  Speaker 1: to a fast food store. I want extra, extra, extra onions.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's pre-cut.
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  Speaker 2: Dude!
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  Speaker 1: So let us just make him make you a salad.
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  Speaker 1: Make me a salad! Shake up the bag! Oh, he's
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  Speaker 1: filling the jug full of... Oh, what the f... What
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  Speaker 1: kind of mega slurpy shit is that? No, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't. No, how much is four here? So you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna buy.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't sell.
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  Speaker 4: This to you.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it. Oh, I understand. Why wouldn't he do this
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  Speaker 1: outside of the store? Yeah. How is he getting it
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  Speaker 1: through the straw into the bucket? This guy's going crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a crazy straw he's got attached to that?
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  Speaker 1: What is happening? I like his logic, though. Yes. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: if I pay... Unreal. This is unreal. This is crazy. Technically,
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  Speaker 1: I know what he's saying, and technically it's probably legal.
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  Speaker 1: I bet my uncle would do this. Why's he got
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  Speaker 1: all the half ones? It wouldn't be his bed. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know! Yeah, somebody's gotta be watching him. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He's asking nicely. He's being like, bro, like,
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  Speaker 1: just stop.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean, no, no, this is ridiculous. You can't
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  Speaker 3: do this in an establishment. But he could get, like,
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  Speaker 3: ten cups and bring them.
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  Speaker 1: Outside the store. In Woodstock here, they have a bring
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  Speaker 1: your own cup game. You can bring whatever you want
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  Speaker 1: and fill it with slushie for a certain price. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: and there's no limit to the... The limit does not exist. Oh, stop. Nope,
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  Speaker 1: that happens. And that's a 7-Eleven. And that's 7-Eleven, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My uncle will literally take a fucking bowl and he
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  Speaker 1: will just fill it up. I don't know if there's
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  Speaker 1: a certain limit. There might be. There's gotta be. People
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  Speaker 1: come out of there with crazy stuff. I need to
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  Speaker 1: Google now. You do. I think that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: That guy's trying to hack the system and I'm here
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  Speaker 3: for it. I want to see the temperature of my
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  Speaker 3: coffee right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so cold. 29 degrees.
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  Speaker 2: There are a few ground rules. The cup or container
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  Speaker 2: has to be food safe and clean. Um, and it
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  Speaker 2: must fit upright within a 10 inch aperture displayed in
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  Speaker 2: the store.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So like, but like, that's still, that's nice. You could
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  Speaker 1: like make it drinking that much slurpy, bro. With my dad,
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  Speaker 1: he's out. Rest in peace. You'd be dead. Dead. This
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  Speaker 1: is what she doing. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, she
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  Speaker 1: telling me, she telling me that she loves me. She
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  Speaker 1: loves me and shit. But thank you, baby. Thank you, baby.
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  Speaker 1: She sent the same photo. Oh, that's savage. Oh, that
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  Speaker 1: hurt my heart. Yeah, he probably loves her so much. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you can hear the pain. What a.
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  Speaker 1: I have no sympathy for people like that. No.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly.
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  Speaker 1: Same photo, dude. Like, not even a different angle. Like,
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  Speaker 1: when you dig deep, you just dug into his womb.
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  Speaker 3: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: That's so savage. Can you imagine getting caught on camera?
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  Speaker 1: your own birthday though? No, no. I mean, I never would,
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  Speaker 1: but it's just like, have you ever cheated in your life? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't either.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: It's not worth it, dude. It's not just fucking leave
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  Speaker 1: the relationship. Have you been cheated on?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Worst feeling. It's the worst feeling. It is the worst feeling.
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  Speaker 1: Like if just leave the person.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like even if you're married, but like most of these
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  Speaker 1: situations are not.
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  Speaker 2: If you're at the point when you're married that you
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  Speaker 2: would want to do that, then it's too far gone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't understand. You know what bugs me? You
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  Speaker 1: know what's one of my pet peeves? What?
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  Speaker 3: If somebody sends me a photo, it doesn't even have
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  Speaker 3: to be my partner, but if somebody sends me a
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  Speaker 3: photo and then it ends up on their story too.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's not a special photo. So we're
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  Speaker 1: not friends like that then. I do it rarely, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Unless it's really, really funny and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: you need to share it. No, no, I get that.
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, I appreciate when it's shared first, if
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  Speaker 3: it's a funny photo, but if it's just like a
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  Speaker 3: generic photo, it's just like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Well that makes me feel a little crappy. And that's so,
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  Speaker 1: that's probably not what the person's thinking at all, but
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  Speaker 1: it's just like, no, I know the feeling. I know.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm gonna need the tea later, babe.
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  Speaker 4: And trashes the store, acting like they are her personal servants.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, the nerve on this Karen is just unbelievable. You
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  Speaker 1: have no right to yell at me! You have no
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  Speaker 1: right to refuse me service! After 20 minutes of confidence,
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  Speaker 1: if you can't figure out where an address is in Brooklyn,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll refuse me service because you're just stupid! You're
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  Speaker 1: so stupid!
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  Speaker 3: Oh....
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  Speaker 1: Oh, arrest her. Yeah, you can't. Like, yeah, whatever, but
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  Speaker 1: don't touch shit. She's committing a crime right now. What's
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  Speaker 1: that called? Assault? Destruction of property. And she threw something
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  Speaker 1: at somebody, so that's assault. New York rage. There's a
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  Speaker 1: different kind of rage in New York. Oh, yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of rage in New York.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've spent a lot of time there.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. People are just super entitled there for
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  Speaker 3: some reason.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking hate it, man.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I hate it, too. She threw a total tantrum at
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  Speaker 1: the airport. Cops had to swoop in and drag her away.
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  Speaker 3: The lawyer named Karen and her friend in an unknown
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  Speaker 3: nurse practitioner warned the cops that they could face trial.
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  Speaker 1: Are they drunk? they look like we're.
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  Speaker 2: Going to Dublin oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's Dublin.
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  Speaker 2: They're wasted they look wasted wasted why do people get
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  Speaker 2: drunk at airports I'll never understand.
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  Speaker 1: That just sounds terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's I'm so stressed at an airport the last
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  Speaker 3: thing I want to be is inebriated.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hammered oh she's so drunk This is us. We
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  Speaker 1: want to go to Ireland together. This is us. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to bed. No, I'm just kidding. We never do that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to bed. Go to bed. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I want to tackle her. Yeah. What does she want
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  Speaker 1: help with, though? I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: And they want to choose me because I have a
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  Speaker 4: neck tattoo and I'm Hispanic, right?
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  Speaker 1: Rachel profile.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 1: You stopped me real quick. You see me with a
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  Speaker 1: neck tattoo and you see me. Well, he doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: a bag or a sticker, so this could be. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard. You need more context. Isn't that crazy, bro?
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  Speaker 1: Because we can easily look both ways.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I come here all the time. She ran up
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  Speaker 1: to me like I was about to run. We're asking
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  Speaker 1: for the receipt.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dude. Well, dude, you need, you have, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's, he probably thought if he pulled his phone up
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  Speaker 2: that they would.
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  Speaker 1: Just let him go. Where did you buy this at?
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  Speaker 1: Where am I at? You got a receipt?
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a receipt.
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  Speaker 1: I threw it away, bro. You didn't pay. I don't
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  Speaker 1: throw away a receipt for something that big. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: pay for it. You got a receipt, sir? Why didn't
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  Speaker 1: I pay for it, bro?
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  Speaker 2: Because I'm Hispanic.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. This is ridiculous. But like you won't even
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  Speaker 1: tell them what register. I got a neck tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: You guys really think I'm trying to steal?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: This is like flipping the other way. He didn't say
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  Speaker 2: what register. They asked where do you buy it and he.
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  Speaker 1: Said where am I at. He just told me I
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  Speaker 1: didn't pay for it. Why you guys racial profiling me?
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know. I need to know what happens.
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  Speaker 3: I have my own business.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Why you guys got a
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  Speaker 2: racial profile on me?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 1: There's so many storylines here that I'm curious about. I
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  Speaker 1: need context, but.
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  Speaker 2: It's seeming like.
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  Speaker 1: I.
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  Speaker 2: Feel like the cops are going to come up, and
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  Speaker 2: then he's going to pull out a receipt and make
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  Speaker 2: them look dumb.
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  Speaker 1: But there's nothing that workers can do if you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a receipt. You can't just walk out of the
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  Speaker 1: store and show a box.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I have all my bags, and I look around
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  Speaker 2: to make sure people see me when I check out.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, uh-huh. Oh yeah, that's why I keep receipts.
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  Speaker 1: So what?
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  Speaker 2: Now you guys are letting me go? Now you guys
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: are letting me.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Go, right?
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: What?
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: What happened? They're just letting him go. Bye. It's all
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: fun and games, bro. Yeah, later. Somebody must have checked it.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Where? Everybody turn their video on.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not afraid to take a stand.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know that? Hell yeah. Everybody, come take my hand,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: let's work together, through the storm Everybody, come take my hand,
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: let's work together, through the storm Everybody, come take my hand,
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: let's work together, through the storm Everybody, come take my hand,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: let's work together, through the storm Oh, shit, he's breaking up.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Good song. He's got that rasp. He's got a good vibrato, too.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: What's happening? I don't know what's happening, but I like it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I don't either. Yeah, I'm alright with it. Oh! Every
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Eminem song was here. I like them now, but now
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I'm a little scared of them. This is me walking
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: through the airport with my headphones on, straight up.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Since I'm singing, this guy's like, when do I grab him?
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I like this. Since I'm singing, shine down when it's 45.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: He's giving himself a heart attack.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, he just smashed his phone.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I like how he only knows one verse of the song.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: But the other guy picked up! He's like, I'm taking that!
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: He took his phone and put it in his fucking pocket!
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: This is Detroit. What a- Deescalated immediately! Yo, dabs fucking deescalated. Yeah! Bro,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: sorry my hand's kind of sweaty. This is- I'm feeling
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: like- I'm feeling a lot of energy from these people.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that bad.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I'm staring down the barrel of a. 45!
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: That's what I sing in the park. Don't get shot.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: You're on a lot of guns now. I know. Texas is... Man,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: you in Texas, bro. A lot. You're not even just
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: there now. You're closer to me in Texas. That's what's crazy.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: You're closer to me in Texas than you are in Vancouver.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: So guys, I hope you enjoyed this public freakout. Tell
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: us about yours down below. And don't forget, you already are.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: But go subscribe to Chris and follow Chris if you haven't.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Because she's the woman with the wiggy wiggy mostest.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's what I got to have true with. The
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: wiggy wiggy mostest. So white. I'm so white it hurts me.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I think we're both just delusional because we're tired. Yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: we're tired. It's a big day. It's a big day.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you watching, though. Yeah, so until next time, stay weird.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: All right, bye. Oh, that.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Boop. Oh.