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Nick Carter Loves Ryan Hoppe (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.12.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Oh yeah, Hoppy Hour. If you're listening in Fresno,
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it will begin in 24 minutes. But if you're listening
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on the podcast feature and you don't want to
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wait around, you can skip forward 24 minutes.
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I'm the only show that will tell you things like
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that. And also, I'm the only show that begins
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it by pressing every button. Oh yeah. Nobody
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forced you. You're getting buyer's remorse. Spare
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us that you had all that sex. Totally positive.
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Impulsive. There's so many movies where I look
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ass naked. And he's like, oh, wonderful work,
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darling. And this movie, he had to hear me talking
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about like DP pegging. Like I was like, how's
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he going to react? And they loved it. Just another
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Tuesday with Olivia. It's like, I'm so lucky
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to have parents who have a great sense of humor.
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And that started. My daughter's getting DP. Yay.
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really young. They were just laughers. That's
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so beautiful because the lack of shame in a household
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completely disarms then you for the rest of your
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life where... Alright, there you go. I know it's
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weird for my mom to listen to this. Enjoyed it.
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I'm just gonna be honest. You're just a heavily
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and absolute monster to be around. You're just
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the worst. The worst! Hey, but let's... So your
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personality is huge so it makes you like a 3
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out of 10. It just makes you this... Three kids
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with their husband Douglas Brown. Uh, that's
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Alexa. You know, those kids are... Joe Manganiello
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is opening up about his autoimmune illness. His
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mom recently... His seven -year health battle.
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One doctor never able to officially diagnose.
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Was supposed to be the first woman executed in
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Tennessee in 200 years. Then injections... The
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fact that I wasn't real in my life. Even hired
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a mariachi band. It was picture perfect until...
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Total strangers showed up and started yelling
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ugly things at them. What a dirty, rotten head.
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I just have to make everything about you because
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you're a bitter lose that hit the wall in 1999.
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Jim Murray is there. It's a beautiful day for
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a surprise wedding proposal. That's until this
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lady tries to ruin everything. I just called
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the police. They're coming out here. The videographer...
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Well, I hate you. Everyone hates you. You're
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an annoying woman. ...for a response respectfully.
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No, I understand. We'll be out. I promise. I
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don't care. It's every single... She's really
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fired up. The videographer tries to quiet her.
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Says yes. I went down that night. Engage before
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in the night. You have sex after you're engaged.
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Oh, yeah. You're plowing each other. Check out
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that three -carat engagement ring. I spoke to
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the newly engaged lovers and the videographer,
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who's also the bride -to -be's sister. Oh, yeah,
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she's freaking... I felt like my heart actually,
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like, dropped to my stomach. Yeah, whenever you're
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around racist people, you'll see it at college.
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It's the worst. Haley says the incident nearly
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ruined her special moment. Uh, listen, at least
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a woman, you know, can go to bed knowing she's
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a million times hotter than that woman ever was
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in her prime. It was like, it hurt a lot. An
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apology would be really nice. Why do you want
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an apology from someone that's not sorry? Just
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go to bed knowing you got a nicer body than she
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ever did. That bitch, Jennifer Lawrence. She
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thinks she's one of my sisters. This drives me
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nuts. No one's really talked about you. No one
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really... 2026. Into what it once was. Yeah,
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but Frankie Paul, you realize your life's a lot
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better than you're on TikTok. He first sparked
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romance rumors with his Bear co -star, Molly
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Gordon. The Social Reckoning actor reveals he
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has a new lady in his life, model Lulu. He confirms
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their romance during a park date in New York
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City on October 7th. White and the 25 -year -old
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walking hand -in -hand while strolling through
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the park before coaching. Last weekend's Bucks
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-Packers game. And tonight, Waymo is responding.
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Road live in Tampa tonight. So, Gary, you actually
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talked. to the passengers in the car. Now, one
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of them says, this is a heart -pounding experience.
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Those passengers tell me they use Waymo quite
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a bit since it launched here in Tampa last month.
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Yet already, the city is now seeing one of its
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first innings. Wrong way, Waymo. Passengers in
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fear. My brain was going crazy in my chest because,
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you know, when you take that right -hand turn,
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you went right through some cones, right into
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oncoming traffic, you're kind of looking around
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like, yeah, there are some things that I think
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it is okay. to have them as driving because it's
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just very, that is. A group of UTampa students
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took the ride after Sunday's Bucks -Packers game.
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The fans say the automated car didn't account
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for the traffic change, which detoured cars to
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the other side of the road. After waiting about
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10 minutes to make a turn, the Waymo finally
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did. Yeah, you know, to be honest, the Waymo
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really is no different than any of the old people
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that drive. The wrong way drivers in this area.
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That is, I know. Different. I was not used to
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the one ways, so I guess I'm a Waymo in real
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life. And you just have to call the wheel at
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first, but it wants to make the turn. Well, it
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is your fault for trusting Waymo. To the left,
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and then it spun to the right, and we kind of
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started freaking out, and that's where the video
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started. Matt Reardon took the video that has
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been viewed hundreds of thousands of times on
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TikTok. Oh, yeah. They probably were getting
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excited. He says they used the pullover option
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to get out. And you should use the pull. I know
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that my voice is back. This is Hoppy Hour. I
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am your host, Ryan Hoppy. It's Nick Carter's
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favorite show. 856, and we'll talk about that
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in a second, 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773.
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You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can
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always email me, ryanhobbyradio at gmail .com.
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But before we get to everything involving the
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world -famous Nick Carter, what's going on here?
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Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to go to Chachki's?
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Get some coffee? It's a little early. I got to
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get out of here. I think I'm going to lose it.
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Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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the Mundus. Again. Sounds like somebody's got
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a case of the Mundus. And again. Oh. Sounds like
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somebody's got a case of the Mondays. Uh -oh.
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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
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Let me ask you something. When you come in on
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Monday and you're not feeling real well, does
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anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone has
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a case of the Mondays? No. I believe you get
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your ass kicked saying something like that. Wacky
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day here on Hobby Hour. Just an absolutely wild
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time. You know what I mean? How does it feel?
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Are you listening? How does it feel? Your head.
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And I know nothing about what you do. You know.
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Does it feel good? Because when I don't like
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something, I ignore it. I can't stand something.
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I don't listen. Like, I can't stand the radio
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station, 1025 The Bone. So you know what I do?
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I don't listen to 1025 The Bone. All my haters
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out there. And they don't know what I'm doing.
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You know exactly that I have an orchestra that
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begins this very show. And it sounds just right.
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Got it. Brian Hoppy's at the mic. Come pull up
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a chair for Hoppy Hour tonight. After songs to
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share, there's only one here. Today is National
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Gumball and Pulled Pork Day. A little extra on
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the plate today. A little extra on the plate
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today. Segment. This opening beat here. Every
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10 seconds it says Hoppy's on air. Gotta keep
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it hyper here. I just made this five seconds
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ago during, you know, the song. And you're well
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aware. I'm still hungover from Saturday. It was
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his birthday. Oh, it doesn't matter. But Nick
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is nonverbal autistic. But at the same time,
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very verbal. I never really go out drinking anymore.
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Partied so much in my 20s. But for my homie turning
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21, which you can see the pictures on my Instagram.
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I was lit. My eyes were very squinty. Wow. I
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had eight Sun Cruises before I left. Had two
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Double Jack and Cokes at this bar in Largo. Which,
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by the way, it was so overpriced. Guess how much
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two Double Jack and Cokes were, even though they
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had a lot of liquor in it. $19. Yeah, that's
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not it, dog. Gee, I can't figure out why people
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don't go out anymore. When you have that going
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on here. Going on. $19 for a double Jack and
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Coke. And the bloomers wonder why we don't drink
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anymore. Exhibit number one. It is so crazy to
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be able to have a friend turn 21, have a better
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birthday than mine when I was 21. Because I was
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living at home and alcoholism runs in the family.
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Mm -hmm. So my dad did not let me get drunk.
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But man, Nick's birthday, it was great to see
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James, Janelle, Jack, Maria, all the family.
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But that next day, that hangover was unbelievable,
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man. And it wasn't even like the hangover, you
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know, where you just have a headache. Gave me
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a stomachache. Oh my God. I don't think I could
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have worked the next day. But you know what solves
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a good hangover if you live in Florida or North
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Carolina or wherever there's a Publix? It's a
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Publix Sub. Oh my God, you get double mayonnaise.
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So freaking good. I'm definitely starting to
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get a little old. And I know because I surround
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myself with older people. They're like, oh, you're
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not old. No, no, no, no. It used to be beginning
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at 11 p .m. I was home by 11. Well, here's the
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thing. This cover bar, well, it's not a cover
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bar, actually, but this bar I went to, I'm not
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going to say the name. The problem is they have
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wristbands. Now, the wristbands are a good thing
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for a guy like me to know. The problem is if
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you wear a yellow wristband, that means you're
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above 21. If you wear a red wristband, that means
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you're under 21. You know what the problem was?
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Every girl that I was wearing, I ride a wristband
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under looks because, man, how do I not know that
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they're 17 or 16? Freaking frightening. Out of
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control. One's out. We're over 21. This girl's
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got a country of ours. Unfortunately, I don't
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know how to dance. I barely know how to talk.
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And as a matter of fact, hey, let's wake up.
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Life's short. And all my haters can suck it.
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But please don't use teeth. I'm looking at my
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cat right now. She's a true psychopath. Because
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when I'm yelling and it's a part of it, she gets
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all calm. She is the perfect cat for me. I wish
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she knew her. You just do this all day. Play
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music that says Hoppy's on it. I know you probably
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say that right now. But I don't really care.
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It's on air. This bitch ran itself into the ground.
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All right, we're going to come back to my inbox
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and hear from Nick Carter. Just my favorite friend
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in the radio that I've done nothing to and is
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very judgmental. No, it's not Nick. Harder from
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the backstreet, boys. I don't have that pull.
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I just piss off 55 -year -old men that wear beanies.
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Right back. You probably need to be affectionate.
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And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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even fisting. Really? And that's what real people
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need. Stop cussing. And it looks like you went
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and got a job. Not on the iPad screen. Whatever
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the case might be in your hand and a sock and
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a whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would
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love to be getting railed, but... Use bucket
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loads of lube. If you think you have enough lube,
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double it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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listening to this next song, you can skip over
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it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
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yeah. Let me press this button right here. That
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was Akon. Years later, we began the show by getting
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tired of Hoppy. But my freaking cookies, man,
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is so clogged. Driving me nuts. Let me try to
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suck on this. I know how girls feel now. Her
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gig is, yeah, this bitch is clogged. It sucks.
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I have no weed. Driving me nuts. I don't have
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to get a new one. It's a good, grumpy Gen X radio
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house. Just a bunch of judgmental people. I have
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never met a generation that claims to be so,
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oh my God, we're so different. And I'd be the
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biggest baby. Obviously, everybody knows the
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way of pissing people off. There's this DJ. His
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name is Nick Carter. Now, not from the backstreet
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boys. Now, I've always been nice to this guy.
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I see him wearing his beanie, looking all 30
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years old, even though he's 55. Very strange.
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And ever since I had that Instagram account go
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after me, all of a sudden, this guy has been
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viewing my Instagram page. And there's a certain
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energy when someone that doesn't view your page
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all of a sudden is viewing everything. It makes
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you wonder the intention. Are they supporting
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you? Or are they mad you're doing well? We'll
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talk about Shane Gillis in a little bit. I think
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the outrage is absolutely ridiculous because
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women are allowed to be sexist towards men. But
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men can't even make a joke. A double. A standard.
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And I made a post. I asked Chad GVT to make one.
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It's Shane Gillison that said, safe from being
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offended over comedy. And I pretty much said
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that we're all going to be dead soon and none
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of that matters. Oh, little Nick God. Back straight,
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back, all right. The same radio DJ. One time
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I graciously invited him on to the show. He was
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like, oh, nobody knows who I am. I don't want
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to waste your time. All right, dude, you said
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it, not me. I'm tired of this. I know I'm outspoken.
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I know I can ruffle feathers. But why is it when
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others do it? They're applauded. But when I do
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it, I'm crucified. Man, fuck that. That's just
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not it. You know, you guys were judged by the
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boomers and you got so mad about it. Maybe you're
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just jealous that. Ryan Hoppy is sexy. But I
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don't know. So the guy Nick Carter writes in
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my post, he has a dumb post. okay you commented
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on it so you helped out my algorithm i actually
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ended up removing him as a follower and i was
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like you know what dude i've been nothing but
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nice to you i like your posts on linkedin when
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you brag about everyone you met at sirius xm
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oh my freaking god you met celebrities wow there
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is nothing worse than a middle -aged rock dj
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i mean this guy's had a great career probably
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mad he's like 15 years away from 70 he's aarp
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and he's still trying to like yeah I mean, there's
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nothing worse. These guys are so sensitive because
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they see the future slipping by. They're seeing
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that they're halfway through their life, and
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the 90s was so great. I knew this guy didn't
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like me. When I did this whole thing, when I
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turned 33, it wasn't a crisis, but I was like,
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oh, I need to decorate my apartment. It was some
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type of a crisis. So I just thought of every
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radio host I like, and I looked to see if they
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had any memorabilia. So I got like a Steve Dahl
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poster in my apartment. Eddie Njoba, 105 .9 WCKG,
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some Don Iman stuff, The Loop, Man Cow, Cube
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93, Lex and Terry, the T -Man show. I got all
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these like, I got Donovan McNabb's autograph.
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My apartment's very, I got a Bob and Brian poster.
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I got all this stuff. So I was just taking pictures
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of it. I took a picture of the book, The Dad's
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Dwarfs and a Demon or whatever it's called, Man
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Cow's book. And he goes, that guy was such a
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hack. And this guy worked at K -Rock with Stern.
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So I'm like, dude, I'm not allowed to have a
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different opinion. I came from a different city.
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I didn't live in New York. So that's what I heard.
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And these are the same people that are like ultra
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liberal. So they claim to be ultra accepting
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of others, but then they're the most judgmental
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people ever. And this is coming from a pretty
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liberal guy like me, but I can call out the hypocrisy
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in it. So Nick Carter, I wish you nothing but
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the best. Oh, do I ever. I don't know what I
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did to you. I don't know why I bother you, but
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you know what? It's fine. You're Nick Carter.
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Someday when I grow up, I will be as cool as
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Nick Carter. Someday. It may not even happen.
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So I'm 33 now, but they definitely are, you know,
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acting like I don't matter because I got a lot
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of haters online. But then what are you doing?
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Oh, you're doing my stuff. I had 200 ,000 Instagram
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views in the last month. So I did that thing
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last week where we did War of the Roses, where
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we made fun of it for being fake. And now when
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you Google me, it says his signature feature
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is War of the Roses. So you know what? Might
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as well embrace it. Welcome to Hoppy Hour with
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Ryan Hoppy. Today, we expose the truth behind
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the so -called War of the Roses. We have a caller
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who thinks her boyfriend sent roses to another
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woman. We're going to call the florist and get
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answers. That's right. I just want the truth.
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Great. You're on the air. What's your boyfriend's
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name? And the other woman? Also Mark. Both of
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them. It's a very confusing office. Florist,
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you there? Yes. And before we begin, can I confirm
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the code word for this segment? Code word? Petunia.
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If the caller says Petunia, I'm supposed to pretend
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I found a secret order. Petunia! A secret order.
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One dozen roses to... The studio kitchen? The
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studio kitchen? It says, Ryan, thanks for returning
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my lunch container. That's not suspicious. That's
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considerate. Wait, I wrote the cue card. I thought
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it said romantic betrayal. You wrote the cue
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card? The producer said we needed a twist. I
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also booked the florist, borrowed the roses,
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and put my boyfriend on hold. I'm right here.
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I brought the container. It was a floral misunderstanding
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with excellent phone reception. There you have
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it, folks. The War of the Roses. Fake as a plastic
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bouquet. because it's all fake and michelle as
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well the touching kissing even fisting and that's
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what real wins stop cussing and it looks like
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you went and got a job not on the ipad screen
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whatever the case might be in your hand and a
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sock you know whatever like thank you but also
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i would love to be getting railed but use bucket
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loads of lube if you think you have enough As
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a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
53:49
to this next song, you can skip over it. But
53:51
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
53:54
so stick around, folks. Shorty over there, she
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gettin' it, man. Shorty over there, she gettin'
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it, too. Right hand up, while your left leg down.
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Lil' mama show me what that booty do. Bet you
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can't do it like me, hell no. Bet you can't do
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it like her, hell no. Bet you can't do the chicken
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wing like me in the VIP when the DJ turn the
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sound on. I don't do no bird walk. I do my chicken
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wing. I do my chicken wing. Start the chicken
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wing. I don't want. That's right. I'm gonna eat
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when it's all come on. Shorty gonna get gone.
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Let's get loose in this for a second. Just look
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up in the sky. Now do your chicken wing. That's
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how we did it in the show. I don't do no bird
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walk. Let's get high. But first. Lo -fi, man.
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Like a Sega, man. Young. I got my cookies vape
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finally unclogged. Let's go. I'm just suppressing
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the fact that the Packers beat the Bears after
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Mike Decker died. Not really a great day to be
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in Chicago. Last week, two weeks ago, it was
1:00:27
different. The Cubs are in the playoffs. The
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White Sox are in the playoffs. The Bears, the
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Bulls. Now it's no. Now we're putting way too
1:00:36
much pressure on the Bears. The Bulls might be
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okay with their rookie. Alexa, what's the name
1:00:42
of the rookie that the Bulls drafted that's very
1:00:43
good at basketball? The Bulls' top rookie is
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Caleb Wilson. I gotta remember that name. Caleb
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Williams, Caleb Wilson. You know what I'm talking
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about? We talking about the Chicago Bears. Man,
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that was just not a good day, you know? I was
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not feeling it. I was concerned. Very first drive.
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When Jordan Love just was throwing bombs after
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bombs. It was like watching, you know? I would
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say equivalent to playing... Your friend in Madden.
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Because I usually lose in Madden. And you're
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just getting blown out in the club. That's what
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happened. Also, I am absolutely sick and tired
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of watching the Packers beat us. I don't even
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really hate any other sports teams. But the whole
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culture of the Packers is just a bunch of dumb
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hicks. And they're obnoxious because they beat
1:01:58
the Bears all the time, but they never win the
1:01:59
big games. Hey, at least we don't live in Green
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Bay, bitch. Yeah, it kind of ruined my Sunday.
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Whatever the Bears lose, I go into this daze
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where all of a sudden it's like I have a hard
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time focusing on football. I don't care that
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much, but it's still grumpy. And Ben Johnson
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has an under 500 record against everybody in
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the NFC North. Chicago, I think we have a problem.
1:02:35
Because like Tom Brady said yesterday, If you
1:02:38
go under .500 in your division but still make
1:02:41
the playoffs, it's a hard road to the Super Bowl
1:02:43
being a wild card. Even though I believe the
1:02:45
wild card giants beat them twice. He's just triggered
1:02:50
by that. And I am sick and tired of this. It's
1:02:55
called CHGO, Chicago Sports. It's a podcast group.
1:03:01
And all these ass kissers that are like best
1:03:04
friends with Tyson Badgen. Can we admit that
1:03:08
Tyson Badgen's not good at football? I said it
1:03:12
yesterday in front of someone that's kind of
1:03:13
country. And they were like, oh no, he's got
1:03:16
time. No, there's no bigger moment than the present.
1:03:19
And he is throwing the ball thick and he's Peyton
1:03:23
Manning. When he's throwing balls that even Caleb
1:03:25
Williams wouldn't throw. And it's that whole
1:03:30
thing where that dad is like friends with the
1:03:32
media and there's rumors that the media hangs
1:03:35
out with Tyson Badgett. So the Chicago media
1:03:39
defends him. He's terrible. And that whole thing
1:03:44
freed... Free agency, like free agency. I know.
1:03:49
I'm telling you. Play Casey Keenum. He's thrown
1:03:55
19 ,000 yards in a backup career. He's thrown
1:03:57
more yards than the last two Bears starters before
1:04:00
Caleb Williams. What do I know? All I know is
1:04:07
Tyson Badgett is a no. Again, not at all. Not
1:04:11
in the very least. But the Chicago media is like
1:04:16
a bunch of fluff now. A bunch of ass kissers.
1:04:19
If you're friends with an athlete and you're
1:04:23
not willing to try, it's like being around clutch
1:04:25
sports where no one trashes LeBron or any of
1:04:27
the teammates when they do podcasts. That's how
1:04:32
the Chicago media is. It's a bunch of ass kissers.
1:04:36
It is nauseating. All right, sit down because
1:04:46
we look pretty bad. All right, there's my Bears
1:04:49
analysis. At least I'm a straight shooter, if
1:04:53
I can say it pronouncedly correctly. And I'm
1:04:57
having a hard time talking to it. hungover. Ah,
1:05:04
but let's forget about the Chicago Bears losing,
1:05:07
because I'll lose my mind. Alexa, break down
1:05:10
week five in the NFL. Week five was wild. The
1:05:16
Buccaneers snapped their 0 -4 streak, beating
1:05:18
the Cowboys 24 -16 and Dallas behind Hallown
1:05:21
Daniels' solid start. In London, the Jaguars
1:05:24
edged the Eagles 19 -17, and the Ravens pulled
1:05:27
off a 30 -23 overtime win over the Falcons. The
1:05:30
49ers and Vikings stayed perfect. while the Patriots
1:05:33
fell 45 -17 to the Raiders. Man, that Ravens
1:05:44
-Falcons showdown was wild. Baltimore pulled
1:05:47
off a 30 -23 overtime win despite being down,
1:05:50
with Tyler Huntley stepping up big time. The
1:06:21
thing, you know, that is known as the Eagles
1:06:25
had that field goal kick with a seven seconds,
1:06:29
eight seconds left. And then the Jaguars all
1:06:34
of a sudden go down the field. They got a kickoff
1:06:38
return and they hit a game winning field goal.
1:06:50
So then they had the second and then they made
1:07:01
the game winning field goal. Seeing all the little
1:07:09
Eagle fans in London crying made me so happy.
1:07:12
Is this the greatest reality show in the world?
1:07:18
I agree. It's good it's real, kind of, unless
1:07:20
Vegas gets involved. So that's what happened
1:07:26
with Jacksonville versus the Eagles. So glad
1:07:30
I didn't text my friends Lex and Terry. I'm like,
1:07:31
did you hear that? They lost because they want
1:07:34
to. Then like, we won. This was sad news from
1:07:37
Friday. It broke after we recorded. Legendary
1:07:40
football coach and player Mike Ditka has died
1:07:42
at the age of 86. Yeah, it's a good run, but
1:07:45
it's just weird because it reminds you that anybody
1:07:47
can die at any moment. Because to me, he was
1:07:50
one of those guys that just seemed like he was
1:07:52
going to live forever. I'm Michael Babcock, and
1:07:54
this is A Minute with Mike. All right. Coach
1:07:57
Ditka's family made the sad announcement on Friday,
1:08:00
and while they did not give a cause of death,
1:08:03
the 86. The coach had battled health problems
1:08:06
as he got older. He had a heart attack in 2018
1:08:11
and dealt with some other medical conditions.
1:08:14
Now, if you know Mike, it's likely as a football
1:08:18
coach. And boy, was he ever a great coach. But
1:08:22
he was also a great football player. Yeah, people
1:08:25
forget that he was a great on the field. Matter
1:08:30
of fact, he was a guy who was from Pennsylvania,
1:08:32
and he was an All -American at the university.
1:08:35
That's where he got that personality from. Of
1:08:37
Pittsburgh. He was drafted in 1961 with the fifth
1:08:42
overall pick. Yeah, people forget that he was
1:08:44
a great player. Alexa, did Mike Ditka make the
1:08:49
Hall of Fame as a player? Yep, Mike Ditka's a
1:08:54
Hall of Famer as a player. He entered the Pro
1:08:57
Football Hall of Fame in 1988. Yeah, so he was
1:09:00
in the Hall of Fame. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.
1:09:02
Alexa, stop. He was in the Hall of Fame while
1:09:05
he was coaching. This is pre -Super Bowl era,
1:09:08
but first five seasons he made. You hear this
1:09:11
broad talking? Alexa, I was not talking to you.
1:09:15
Why do you think I was talking to you? My bad.
1:09:20
I must have misread the room. It's the Pro Bowl.
1:09:22
He really was the first tight end that was not
1:09:25
only blocking, but was actually a threat, a receiving.
1:09:29
Man, I didn't know Mike Babcock knew his sports.
1:09:32
So there's that. What do we have here? Here's
1:09:38
Jim Harbaugh being asked about being 0 -5. When
1:09:41
you're 0 -5, what is the message that works?
1:09:46
When I'm not cheating as a coach, I'm not as
1:09:49
much of a winner. You know, that kind of gets
1:09:53
through. Or is there one? Yeah, I don't know
1:09:58
what that message is. That's not a good thing
1:10:01
to admit. Madison Beer away from us? It's just
1:10:07
in the players that just fight their hearts out,
1:10:15
you know, play, give it everything they have.
1:10:17
That's the only way. Yeah, the problem is they're
1:10:22
way out of the playoffs because they're like,
1:10:23
if they were like two and three, they might have
1:10:26
a chance. But they're doomed. And then last night,
1:10:30
Michael Penix Jr. got injured. And then Tua came
1:10:37
in, like the loser that he is. and had a game
1:10:41
-losing interception, and Michael did not look
1:10:44
happy. He bawled, he bawled out, you know. Here's
1:10:48
an example of the media being douchebags. This
1:10:52
is the Tennessee Titans reporter going after
1:10:54
Kim Ward. What'd you say? No, I'm not a loser.
1:11:01
I mean, your record is. The record may say that,
1:11:06
you know, that we are that right now. But I'm
1:11:08
putting my body on the line while you're a fat
1:11:10
ass that's working for a newspaper. But at the
1:11:12
end of the day, you got to go through some stuff
1:11:13
to try to get wins. And I mean, we attack this
1:11:16
each and every day. There you go. And then here's
1:11:20
Tyreek Hill on how he could have improved as
1:11:22
a husband. Do you believe you've been a good
1:11:27
husband? Not at all. I don't. I don't. Could
1:11:37
you explain to the jury in what areas do you
1:11:39
believe that you have improved? Everything. Not
1:11:41
cheating. No. Not beating up. I really don't,
1:11:45
man. I just think that, you know, I'm going on
1:11:49
the football terms, but I just think that, you
1:11:52
know, after watching the film. Yeah, he's one
1:11:54
of those football players that that's, oh, he
1:11:56
has. Because if everything has to go on football
1:11:59
terms, that ain't great. Here's Jim Harbaugh
1:12:04
talking about Mike Durka. The time he had me
1:12:07
come up to his office. He's starting to talk
1:12:11
like Joe Biden. And we were talking about the
1:12:16
game plan and said, hold on a second. And he
1:12:18
was writing out checks and signing checks. And
1:12:22
I could see that from across the desk. And one
1:12:26
and then another and another and another and
1:12:28
another and another. And then I finally said,
1:12:30
hey, what are you doing, coach? And he said he
1:12:37
had gotten a letter. And it was like a stack
1:12:40
of letters and people that were in need that
1:12:43
he was. He was writing $500 checks. What a nice
1:12:47
guy. To each and putting them in a... Alexa,
1:12:51
in 1992, how much is $500 now in 2026 with inflation?
1:13:02
Roughly $1 ,216. Wow, the boomers really screwed
1:13:06
us. Do you know those people? Do you know any?
1:13:10
Alexa, stop. Don't know. And that was all he
1:13:15
said. That's nice of Mike. Here's Jaden D. I
1:13:19
know is being asked why he didn't throw the ball
1:13:21
away. I love how he's saying we as if, like,
1:13:33
when things are going well, he wants all the
1:13:35
credit. He grew up in a fatherless household.
1:13:38
But when he's losing, it's everyone else's fault.
1:13:41
Look, it's my mommy. He also doesn't know how
1:13:46
to talk into a mic. But ultimately, you know,
1:13:49
it's on me. Right on. Here's Ben Johnson on pulling
1:13:56
Tyson Badgen for Casey Keenum in the fourth quarter
1:13:58
when they were down 24 instead of at halftime
1:14:00
when they were down seven. You know, coach of
1:14:04
the year right here. He's one of those coaches,
1:14:06
one that works. It works. Yeah, we felt like
1:14:09
we just wanted a little spark there. You know,
1:14:11
Tyson just could never feel like he got in a
1:14:14
rhythm here. I don't think he's ever gotten in
1:14:16
a rhythm today. And so we'll look at. Oh, but
1:14:19
he likes country music, so all the country boys
1:14:22
like him. Why that was the case and, you know,
1:14:27
the second interception happened. Yeah, yeah,
1:14:29
yeah. Waited way too long. Here's a legendary
1:14:34
rant from Mike Dicka. It doesn't matter which
1:14:36
one run. There'll be a quarterback that'll be
1:14:38
named next week that'll be the starter. He's
1:14:40
not from Chicago, but he really started getting
1:14:42
that accent. There's three quarterbacks on this
1:14:45
football team. Whichever one starts, starts.
1:14:47
Whichever one's don't will back him up. Period.
1:14:49
Cut and drive. It's nobody's concern but ours.
1:14:52
Nobody's. Next. Next. Injuries from the game.
1:14:57
Talk to the trainer. Next. Mike, why are you
1:15:01
in such a bad mood? What do you care? Okay. If
1:15:06
you were 207, you'd be in a bad mood, too. Yeah,
1:15:08
that's my thing. And here he is talking about
1:15:13
the eulogy he gave. Or this was the eulogy he
1:15:16
gave at Walter Payton's funeral. I think Coach
1:15:18
Harris has found Man, that music's way too loud,
1:15:34
even though it's kind of nice. I don't know what
1:15:49
that means, but it sounds nice. Here's the best
1:15:51
of Mike Ditka. I'm happy for Steve, and I told
1:15:54
him I'm proud of him. I tell you what, he's always
1:15:56
like a forgotten man. Ah, shut up. Ah, it's Mike
1:16:01
Ditka in the flesh. And here he is talking to
1:16:03
Congress about retired players. I'm Mike Ditka.
1:16:06
I'm here on behalf of one thing. the retired
1:16:09
players that need help in dire need. All we're
1:16:11
here for is to see that the system gets fixed.
1:16:15
The system does not work. Now, you can talk about
1:16:18
all the terms you want to. There's a difference
1:16:20
between perception and reality. What is perceived
1:16:24
to be means absolutely nothing unless it's real.
1:16:28
The reality of the situation is if you make people
1:16:31
fill out enough forms, if you discourage them
1:16:34
enough, if you make them jump through hoops,
1:16:36
eventually they'll say, He said, I don't need
1:16:38
this. I can't do all this. Yeah, the problem
1:16:40
is to get all the, I saw what Ian Beckles, this
1:16:43
is funny, one of his assistants called the NFLPA.
1:16:45
It was like, he had this long island accent.
1:16:48
And the guy's like, I am, I am Ian Beckles. And
1:16:52
they're like, is this really Ian? This is ridiculous.
1:16:55
And they're going to walk away from some of these
1:16:56
situations. There's that. And then also, here's
1:17:01
Mike Decker on David Letterman. I saw a Marv
1:17:03
Albert show that you did. I don't know when it
1:17:05
was. Marv wanted to be Barbara Walters. Yes,
1:17:08
he tried. And he was interviewing you, and the
1:17:11
two of you were sitting very close together on
1:17:12
a big fluffy couch, and he was asking you a lot
1:17:17
of questions. And then they rolled this videotape.
1:17:19
It was you when you played tight end for the
1:17:22
Chicago Bears. It was, I believe, was it at Los
1:17:25
Angeles? In the Coliseum. In the Coliseum. Tell
1:17:27
the folks what we're talking about here. Well,
1:17:29
we were playing the Rams in the Coliseum, and
1:17:31
we had a hard time getting into the end zone.
1:17:33
We were inside their 20 -yard line about three
1:17:34
times, and we couldn't get in. And it was kind
1:17:37
of frustrating, and all of a sudden, somebody
1:17:39
came out of the bleachers and started running
1:17:41
around the football field. Roll the videotape,
1:17:43
Hal. This is Mike Ditka in Los Angeles. There's
1:17:46
the fan, I guess. He was running all around.
1:17:56
But I don't believe that people fans have any
1:17:58
any place on the plane, right? How long did the
1:18:00
guy been running around down there? Well, no,
1:18:01
he was really running around for you It was a
1:18:03
lot longer than that showed now. He was running
1:18:05
around for quite a while. Here we go The only
1:18:16
thing I can say about that that guy didn't run
1:18:17
running football What is your relationship now
1:18:21
like with the the media in Chicago? Well, I never
1:18:25
really had a bad relationship with the media
1:18:27
in Chicago except one or two people. So my relationship
1:18:29
has always been pretty good with them. It's excellent
1:18:31
right now because I never see any of them. Don't
1:18:34
talk to them. Don't see them. Don't call them.
1:18:36
They don't call me. It's good now. Now, we have
1:18:38
some videotape. It's a couple of little things.
1:18:41
I think these are press conferences. And I...
1:18:46
I think this is probably after the game or before
1:18:49
a big game. You tell us after. Roll the videotape,
1:18:52
Howell, and then we'll chat about it. Here's
1:18:53
Mr. Ditka at the office. See that? That's your
1:18:56
IQ, buddy. Zero. There you go. I knew I'm smarter
1:19:00
than that son of a bitch. Man, this is what it's
1:19:04
all about. I mean, people are getting snot knocked
1:19:06
out of them out there. This is a good football
1:19:08
game. I mean, I don't care what the score was.
1:19:10
They beat us. It was still a good football game.
1:19:12
People were hitting each other. That's what this
1:19:14
is all about. Hell yeah. talk about football
1:19:17
you talk about it if you think this is a damn
1:19:20
soap opera you're fully there you go all right
1:19:25
and here's mike dicker farting suzy i was from
1:19:27
philly but they got rid of me so i'm going with
1:19:29
the giants let's see if the giants win they're
1:19:31
in first if the eagles win they're in first we
1:19:33
uh it's awesome right there i'm going with the
1:19:36
giants uh of course we end a segment about uh
1:19:40
uh mike tyson i'm sure his farts are wicked no
1:19:44
mike dicker's fart I pre -recorded this on Saturday.
1:19:47
It's my opinion on how much of a bitch a Dak
1:19:50
Prescott is. Mm -hmm. Right now. So when it's
1:19:59
all said and done, Dak Prescott will always be
1:20:02
remembered as a loser. That's all you are, Dak.
1:20:06
I know that sounds rude. I know that sounds mean.
1:20:09
But the fact that this next headline is even
1:20:12
a thing, the fact that that person that's working
1:20:16
for the Cowboys, that said Dak Comet, fact that
1:20:18
it bothered you that much it's because deep down
1:20:20
you know it's true deep down you know it's true
1:20:23
deep down you know that you're never going to
1:20:26
win a championship and you're not even as good
1:20:28
as romo you're taking it disrespectful was it
1:20:31
or do you agree it was embarrassing or you know
1:20:34
when he said i just happened to look at him and
1:20:36
at that point you know he looked away didn't
1:20:39
look of course he looked away he wasn't expecting
1:20:41
you to um you know respond but at the same time
1:20:45
you got to be the bigger man The problem is you
1:20:48
don't even know how to be a man. And then when
1:20:50
I turned my head back, he said something else.
1:20:53
And so that's the part that, you know, just as
1:20:55
a man or as just a person, feel free to speak
1:20:57
your mind. Just speak it. Don't. cowered away
1:21:00
from the reaction that you're going to get. Oh,
1:21:02
man. Dak Prescott, this is the least of your
1:21:06
problems. You've got a lot going on. Your team's
1:21:09
probably never going to win a Super Bowl. You're
1:21:12
incredibly overpaid. But, hey, an employer talking
1:21:14
smack about you. People talk smack about me all
1:21:17
the time. I realize I'm relevant. You've got
1:21:20
to ignore it, Dak. But the fact that this bothers
1:21:23
you says a lot about you as a man. Dak Prescott
1:21:27
got into it with the stadium worker after the
1:21:29
Cowboys' embarrassing loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1:21:31
Thursday night. In case you haven't seen the
1:21:33
viral clip, as Dak was walking back to the locker
1:21:35
room, a worker shouted embarrassing at the Cowboys
1:21:37
quarterback and it was, you lost to a terrible
1:21:40
Buccaneers team with a rookie quarterback. Dak
1:21:43
was not having it. In the exchange, Prescott
1:21:45
fired, Dak's a baby, no wonder your girl left
1:21:47
you. Fires back sarcastically calling the guy
1:21:49
a tough guy before telling the Cowboys employee
1:21:51
to get his ass out of here. Oh, yeah, that's
1:21:54
just such a beta male thing to do. You should
1:21:56
embrace debate. But, you know, deep down, you're
1:22:00
a failure. Have you made it in life? Sure, but
1:22:07
as a quarterback, not really. And then following
1:22:10
the game, Dak was asked about the confrontation,
1:22:12
saying people are free to speak their minds,
1:22:13
but adding, don't cower away from the reaction
1:22:15
that you're going to get. Oh, yeah, you know,
1:22:17
he's going to try to get this guy fired. And
1:22:19
you know what? It's worth it. I'm glad someone
1:22:21
called out Dak. Everybody kisses his ass in the
1:22:24
Dallas media. Everybody knows he's never going
1:22:27
to win. Which I mean is pretty fair, but keep
1:22:29
in mind this all happened after Dallas lost 24
1:22:31
-16 to the Buccaneers team that entered the game
1:22:34
winless with a backup quarterback. Yeah, Dak,
1:22:36
you ain't a winner, dog. I'm sure you're insufferable
1:22:40
to date, but you know what? When it's all said
1:22:43
and done, Dak, you know what? Enjoy it. Enjoy
1:22:47
your hundreds of millions that you have, but
1:22:49
you are not a winner. You're not elite. You're
1:22:52
not good. You're just lucky. You're Dak Prescott.
1:23:46
Stop cussing. It looks like you went and got
1:23:49
a b***h. Not on the iPad screen, whatever the
1:23:51
case might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever.
1:23:54
Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
1:23:57
getting railed, but... Use bucket loads of lube.
1:24:01
If you think you have enough lube, double it.
1:24:02
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1:30:58
of Grin from... Enough of that. We're about an
1:32:16
hour and 30 minutes into this broadcast in Fresno.
1:32:20
We got 30 minutes left, so let's make the most
1:32:22
of it. So let's get to the important topics.
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And we went to Seminole Hard Rock versus DraftKings.
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All new at 5 .30, the Seminole Club. ...suit
1:32:39
against DraftKings. They claim the online platform
1:32:43
is an illegal sports betting business in violation
1:32:45
of state law. Yeah, this, I don't even know if
1:32:48
that's true or not. It seems like a kind of a
1:32:50
pointless lawsuit. But this whole epidemic going
1:32:53
on where everybody, you know, is doing a thing
1:32:57
called betting. It's ridiculous. It's an addiction.
1:33:00
It's a bad thing to do. I have so many friends
1:33:04
I can't watch sports with because they obsess
1:33:07
over their... Charlie. The Tribe claims they
1:33:11
have a monopoly on sports betting in Florida.
1:33:14
CBS News My Music's Joan Murray is your reporter
1:33:17
in Hollywood. What up, Joan? How are you, babe?
1:33:19
Hollywood. And Joan, you learned what this means
1:33:21
for people who place bets. Yeah, this is going
1:33:26
to be a long legal battle. Oh my God, just a
1:33:29
legal battle. We need sports betting. Just let
1:33:32
the degenerates go broke. If you remember, the
1:33:36
Hard Rock fought very hard to... Pride. Get this
1:33:41
online platform and they are fighting to keep
1:33:45
it that way. Man, it must just be a daily grind
1:33:48
working at the hard rock. They have claimed that
1:33:51
they are the only legal sports betting operation
1:33:53
and now they are going to court to prove it.
1:33:57
Oh, yeah. Nothing like a Miami news clip having
1:34:00
sirens. Hey, I'll throw $5 on it. It's just fun
1:34:04
to see. Yeah, it's kind of bad how easy it is
1:34:07
because back in the day you had to call the bookie.
1:34:09
And now you can do whatever. Salvatore is no
1:34:13
high roller, but now and then he's on DraftKings.
1:34:16
Now and then. No, he's on it all the time. People
1:34:19
that place bets will be like, oh, I do it occasionally.
1:34:21
I put seven in this afternoon. The sports betting
1:34:24
app on his phone. It keeps me interested in the
1:34:27
games. I actually am the opposite. I've never
1:34:30
made a bet because I don't like it. I have too
1:34:33
many devices. But now that I don't do fantasy.
1:34:36
Watching sports, I actually enjoy it because
1:34:38
I have no attachment unless it's a Bears or Bucks
1:34:40
game and I'm rooting for them. You know what
1:34:42
I mean? It's kind of nice. I can just relax,
1:34:44
kick back, and not get mad. Especially when my
1:34:48
team, the Dolphins, are not playing very well.
1:34:50
Oh, yeah, they're your team. Trading as a predictive
1:35:11
market platform. Oh, yeah, that's all. Never
1:35:17
thought I'd see it where people are literally,
1:35:20
you know, loving this thing that is unknown as
1:35:23
betting. You can get hurt kicks. Come on. Hard
1:35:27
Rock Bet says no dice. The Seminole tribe, which
1:35:30
owns Hard Rock, has filed a lawsuit saying DraftKings
1:35:34
is an illegal sports betting business. Oh, shut
1:35:38
up. It's like a prostitute saying, I'm better
1:35:46
than a porn star. You're both dirty. Absolutely
1:35:52
disgusted with the Tampa media. The leverage
1:35:56
about Jeffrey Knight. This whole area bows down
1:35:59
to him because he has money. That's why it's
1:36:02
hard to say seriously as an area is you go, oh,
1:36:05
the person has money. We're not going to crucify
1:36:07
him. No. I cannot stand Jeffrey Nye. He represents
1:36:12
everything that's wrong with the boomer generation,
1:36:14
and the media not covering this is representing
1:36:17
everything wrong with the local news. A 30 -second
1:36:24
clip here about someone taking someone's life,
1:36:26
being that crash. Because of causing last year's
1:36:29
deadly Clearwater Ferry crash returns to court
1:36:31
today, a judge could rule if a 2019 crash can
1:36:34
be used as evidence. I think it should be, you
1:36:37
know. This guy is out of control. He told her,
1:36:41
though, because he... He blew a 0 % on the FWC
1:36:44
test, you know, where he blew a 0 % because he
1:36:47
didn't drink, so he had his body. It was just
1:36:50
a sober, a man. He was so nothing in his body.
1:37:04
Jeff Knight is facing eight felony counts. Frick
1:37:07
it, he needs some prison time. Good for frickin'
1:37:12
Hess and enjoy it. Accused of leaving the scene
1:37:16
of the crash where one person was killed, nearly
1:37:18
a dozen others injured. Another piece of evidence
1:37:21
that might not factor into Knight's trial. Yeah,
1:37:24
what is it? Reports. And video from the Coast
1:37:26
Guard. Oh, this is going to get good. I would
1:37:29
love to see the footage of that freaking mutant
1:37:32
calling Kevin Haisley when Kevin told him to
1:37:35
blow zero, zero, because he doesn't drink. Totally
1:37:38
sober and had nothing else in his body. It's
1:37:40
defense team told a judge in July the Coast Guard
1:37:43
would not cooperate. Yeah, the Coast Guard's
1:37:46
casting. That bows down to Jeffrey Knight. It's
1:37:53
ridiculous. And the fact that there's only five
1:37:54
seconds left in this news clip. proves that Jeffrey
1:37:57
Knight will get away with this. This investigation,
1:37:59
Knight is expected to stand trial in February
1:38:01
of next... It's going to be a good trial. Again,
1:38:05
I'm from Chicago, so I grew up watching investigative
1:38:08
journalists and watching everybody around here
1:38:11
simp for Jeffrey Knight and not talk about the
1:38:14
story at all. It is why, as much as I love Tampa
1:38:18
Bay, it's not a major market. If you want to
1:38:21
be a major market, you've got to cover things
1:38:22
and get investigative journalists and go to Jeffrey's
1:38:24
house. But all you do is kiss his ass because,
1:38:28
oh, he owns Giannis Live. Good for you. Pumpkin
1:38:38
spice burrito, anyone? Or perhaps an avocado
1:38:41
latte? Ew, that sounds like the most Los Angeles
1:38:45
thing ever. While those mashup items probably
1:38:47
won't be on menus anytime soon, according to
1:38:50
the Financial Times, coffee giant Starbucks recently
1:38:53
hired advisors to work on a takeover proposal
1:38:55
for the popular Chipotle Mexican grill chain.
1:38:58
That's going to make it even more expensive.
1:39:01
Chipotle, it takes. double meet the fam, man.
1:39:04
So I usually, I never, I get it. Because it's
1:39:08
one of those things that, is it even worth it?
1:39:10
Is it even good? I can go to Publix and get three
1:39:13
meals for the price of what fills me up. Just
1:39:19
being honest. Starbucks buying Chipotle would
1:39:22
basically create the third or fourth largest
1:39:26
restaurant company in the world. It sounds like
1:39:30
radio. You have three companies. In a statement,
1:39:32
Starbucks said it was focused on its turnaround
1:39:34
plan, writing, Our team is laser -focused on
1:39:37
executing our back -to -Starbucks strategy. Man,
1:39:40
focus on your coffee being overpriced and not
1:39:42
that good, and don't ruin Chipotle. We have strong
1:39:45
momentum and confidence in our long -term growth
1:39:47
potential. The potential merger would reunite
1:39:50
Starbucks CEO Brian Nickel with the God, he just
1:39:53
looks like every annoying frickin' CEO. fast
1:39:56
food casual chain he previously headed for six
1:39:58
years. Since Nickel left in 2024, Chipotle's
1:40:01
stock has nearly halved in value. Yeah, you know,
1:40:04
it's almost not worth it when the food's so overpriced.
1:40:08
You know what I mean? Brian Nickel is the one
1:40:12
that is almost certainly driving this because
1:40:15
he is seen under the hood at Chipotle. He knows
1:40:17
what's there. Yeah, he knows things are not great.
1:40:21
He seems to believe that these two concepts would
1:40:24
work well under the same roof. Man, that is one
1:40:27
stomachache. Starbucks coffee and then Chipotle
1:40:30
for lunch? The news comes as pumpkin spice season
1:40:34
is getting underway. Oh, yeah. Every hot -ass
1:40:38
girl's getting every morning to clean out their
1:40:40
box. Starbucks. I'm actually going to probably
1:40:45
get pumpkin spice tomorrow. I like it. I'm a
1:40:47
basic white girl as a guy. All right, so there's
1:40:53
that. Hopefully... It can get to some point where
1:40:55
it gets a little cheaper because you look at
1:40:58
it and you're like, is it really worth it? I'm
1:41:00
just going to go to Dollar Tree and get a Starbucks
1:41:02
drink for $1 .25. Is Sofia Vergara firing shots
1:41:12
at her ex, Joe Manganiello? Man, I had such a
1:41:16
crush on Sofia Vergara growing up. But she is
1:41:18
just a crazy woman that never takes accountability.
1:41:22
And it's everybody else's fault. You're that
1:41:25
hot and you're single. I can relate. The Modern
1:41:28
Family star making a cryptic addition to her
1:41:31
Instagram stories. Man, everything about her
1:41:33
is cryptic. Dating you must be awful. October
1:41:36
9th. Reposting a chart that compares the qualities
1:41:40
of a good man versus the flaws of a narcissist.
1:41:43
You know what? You're the raging narcissist.
1:41:46
There's all the stories that you're not allowed
1:41:48
to talk to her in the hallway at Modern Family,
1:41:51
that you're not allowed to look at her when she's
1:41:53
at a restaurant. You think you're better than
1:41:56
everybody, but you know what? You're shit. smells
1:41:58
every morning you're no different than us you're
1:42:01
just another human being honey such as good men
1:42:04
apologize versus narcissistic men blame shift
1:42:07
oh my god i feel like the word narcissist is
1:42:09
just getting thrown around by women all the time
1:42:12
to talk about their breakups you know what it
1:42:14
just might have been you're not meant to be with
1:42:15
the person not everyone's a narcissist the chart
1:42:20
was originally shared by her son manolo who the
1:42:23
america's got talent judge shares with her first
1:42:25
Can you imagine having that as your mom? Just
1:42:27
a hot ass woman is crazy. Husband, Joe Gonzalez.
1:42:33
You know that kid's a brat. Text of the Instagram
1:42:36
story reads, Remember kids, when dealing with
1:42:38
a narcissist, it doesn't matter how much you
1:42:40
do for them because they will resent you for
1:42:42
it. I relate that to my old relationship with
1:42:45
Mike Calta. Do everything for the guy and get
1:42:48
screwed over. And nothing will ever be enough.
1:42:50
That's very true. They'll always somehow try
1:42:53
to paint you as the bad guy. I can relate. with
1:42:56
Sofia adding a clapping hands emoji in agreement.
1:42:59
Man, she's just the freaking worst. The Machete
1:43:01
Kills actress also reposting the following story
1:43:04
from NFL star Tom Brady the previous day, which
1:43:07
reads, the ability to laugh at oneself is probably
1:43:10
the highest form of intelligence. Whenever anybody's
1:43:13
posting all these freaking memes, it makes you
1:43:16
wonder what's on their algorithm. It's called
1:43:17
being a victim. Get over yourself. The inability
1:43:23
to laugh at oneself is a sure sign you're dealing
1:43:26
with an idiot. You are an idiot, Sophia. What
1:43:29
have you done since Modern Family? You got so
1:43:31
lucky they needed a hot -ass woman. With Sophia
1:43:34
once again adding a clapping hands sticker. You
1:43:37
know what, Sophia? You're the worst. It's just
1:43:40
freaking annoying. I'm Sophia Vidal. Good for
1:43:43
freaking you. I saw this next headline here,
1:43:51
and if I were laying next... to Gypsy Rose every
1:43:57
night before bed, I would do the same thing.
1:44:00
Ken Urker's sister shares new details about his
1:44:07
final days. The week after Gypsy Rose Blanchard's
1:44:10
boyfriend was found dead on his 34th birthday.
1:44:13
Yeah, they really need to look into this. There
1:44:16
is something about this I don't trust. His sister
1:44:19
Autumn Snyder opens up about what her brother
1:44:21
was experiencing. Also, all the pictures that
1:44:24
Gypsy poses, she's all doing those, uh... Weird
1:44:27
filters that women do where they don't think
1:44:29
we're going to see what you really look like
1:44:30
in real life when you use a filter, which you
1:44:32
probably shouldn't use a filter. Just embrace
1:44:34
it. You're getting old because we'll notice in
1:44:36
person that you look even worse. In the weeks
1:44:42
leading up to his death, telling the Daily Mail
1:44:44
in an October 8th interview, he had to sleep
1:44:47
with a gun every night. Autumn claims that Ken
1:44:50
had been receiving online death threats. Oh,
1:44:53
yeah, you got all the crazy fans of Gypsy Rose.
1:44:56
By the way, if you're a fan of Gypsy Rose, you're...
1:45:14
Yeah, you know, he's got a lot. You already got
1:45:18
a murderous, you know. hire for hit girlfriend
1:45:23
you know and then you have a kid with her and
1:45:26
then it's like you got all the crazy fans all
1:45:28
these crazy broads that are you know embracing
1:45:30
murder as a culture i sleep with a gun too e
1:45:34
-news has reached out to gypsies oh they reached
1:45:36
out for comment and you're not gonna hear a back
1:45:39
e -news always reaches out for comment and they
1:45:42
never hear back for comment but has not yet heard
1:45:45
back that's a e -news problem Autumn also gets
1:45:49
candid about where she stands with Gypsy following
1:45:51
her brother's death, revealing that she and their
1:45:54
mom, Raina Williams, have different feelings
1:45:57
about the reality star, Autumn. Yeah, you know,
1:45:59
they're probably mad. They probably never wanted
1:46:01
him with her. Grateful to have a granddaughter,
1:46:05
but you know, this never was meant to be. But
1:46:08
this is what happens when you begin a relationship
1:46:10
about infidelity. It ain't going anywhere good.
1:46:13
Telling the outlet, when I spoke with my mother,
1:46:15
she was in tears telling me that we have to be
1:46:18
nice to Gypsy or she won't let us see Aurora.
1:46:21
Yeah, Gypsy's just a dirty, rotten imbecile.
1:46:23
She represents the movie idiocracy that she's
1:46:26
able to have kids, but not the responsible people
1:46:28
in the world. I know so many millennials trying
1:46:30
to have kids, but hey, this brought in one. Referring
1:46:33
to Gypsy and Ken's 20 -month -old daughter, Autumn
1:46:36
adds, my mom is a very forgiving person and I'm
1:46:39
just not at that stage right now. She may never
1:46:42
be, you know, she... ruined your son, but also
1:46:44
your son needed to take responsibility being
1:46:46
with a psychopath. Marilyn Monroe's not the only
1:47:00
one that likes it hot. Sydney Sweeney, turns
1:47:02
out, is related. Oh, yeah! That's why she's so
1:47:07
freaking incredibly hot. Sweeney is ninth cousins
1:47:13
with Marilyn Monroe, according to MyHeritage.
1:47:16
Ninth cousin means that you have .02 or... less
1:47:20
of the same DNA. That is basically not a relative.
1:47:22
Sure it's a relative. That is not a relative,
1:47:24
Harvey. Just a fellow human. It's a relative.
1:47:27
No, it is not. Britney Spears had a family outing
1:47:30
with her sons. They went to Dollywood. Yeah!
1:47:34
The old Britney would have been able to shut
1:47:36
that place down. It was lit. It is amazing. All
1:47:44
the music. Amazing. It got all throughout the
1:47:46
park. It's all Dolly. Four hours in, wouldn't
1:47:49
you be like, God, something else? No, Jolene,
1:47:50
it's like. You're like, just take Jolene. Just
1:47:52
take her. I never understood that. Like, honestly,
1:47:55
take my husband. What an annoying heck. Did I
1:48:01
say that out loud? It's for the bank. Let the
1:48:03
man live. That's all. Ben Affleck is still afraid
1:48:09
of his co -star from Gone Girl. Yes! These women
1:48:13
are crazy. How are you not afraid? She still
1:48:17
has that sort of look, you know? I love Ben Affleck.
1:48:21
Just an honest drunk. It's always good to have
1:48:24
one around you. Keep you in check until you want
1:48:29
to punch them in the face. But until then, it's
1:48:33
all good. 856 -49 -OTB. What's going on here?
1:48:41
Rihanna reveals she has at least 170 unreleased
1:48:44
songs in the vault. Oh, yeah, she's waiting to,
1:48:47
like, I don't know, something. Like, she's going
1:48:50
to come out and release all those bangers. Mm
1:48:53
-hmm. That's what she's going to do. The We Found
1:48:57
Love singer, who hasn't released a full -length
1:48:59
album since 2016. That was the one with the annoying
1:49:02
song, Shine Bright Like a Diamond. Yeah, it was
1:49:05
annoying. Pulls back the curtain on how much
1:49:07
unreleased music she's recorded, divulging that
1:49:10
she's sitting on a minimum of 170 songs that
1:49:13
her fans haven't heard. What would you rather
1:49:16
see? her naked or her music is marriage in your
1:49:28
future i'm not gonna say that i would ever say
1:49:30
no to getting married but i'm getting those back
1:49:33
in march like where we are now and i don't want
1:49:36
to rush that you got a great rack though if he
1:49:40
wants to get married five years from now cool
1:49:41
i'm fine with that but like right now i think
1:49:43
we're in such a good spot so pumpkin got engaged
1:49:46
she was not expecting that or maybe it was for
1:49:49
ratings no To Secretary Pete Hegseth announcing
1:49:55
a public live -streamed execution for... I don't
1:49:59
like this at all. As much as I think it's nice
1:50:01
to be terrible to terrorists, you know, it sets
1:50:04
a bad precedent. How does it ever? But Pete Hegseth
1:50:08
looks like a twat. The Fort Hood shooter who
1:50:10
gunned down 13 service members in a 2009 rampage
1:50:15
at the base. Chief... That was a long time ago,
1:50:17
man. That was a lifetime ago. No! I feel like
1:50:23
he humiliated her on his social media. Caitlin
1:50:26
Bristow isn't waltzing around her feelings about
1:50:29
Brian Austin Green. Oh, when a woman posts on
1:50:33
social media. Oh, they're allowed to. They're
1:50:35
expressing their femininity or whatever it is.
1:50:38
But what a man does it. So freaking stupid. A
1:50:45
double. the former bachelorette star calls out
1:50:49
the actor over his recent comments about feeling
1:50:52
lonely while his oh heaven forbid someone say
1:50:55
that the women when they go on social media and
1:50:58
see something oh they're applauded they're heroes
1:51:00
but when men do it if if females want equal rights
1:51:05
needs to be equal like this Beyonce Sharna Burgess
1:51:09
competes on Dancing with the Stars gosh you gotta
1:51:12
recognize Bonnie caitlyn who won season 29 of
1:51:15
the dance competition shares her thoughts on
1:51:18
the october 6th episode of her off the vine podcast
1:51:21
saying brian austin green recently came out on
1:51:25
his social media talking about how he went to
1:51:28
a movie alone it is weird when you go like i
1:51:30
for my uh 33rd birthday i got steak dinner by
1:51:33
myself now it was nice not having to pay for
1:51:36
all the freaking drinks for a woman but it is
1:51:39
kind of lonely She notes that Brian had expressed
1:51:41
how difficult it was having Sharna away from
1:51:44
home. Yeah, it's like women don't think men have
1:51:47
emotions. We are revealing ourselves to be reversing
1:51:51
sexism. For the longest time, men were rude to
1:51:55
women. And now women are coming out of the woodworks.
1:52:00
Watch out, boys. As she spends her days rehearsing
1:52:04
with former Bachelorette contestant Tyler Cameron.
1:52:07
But Caitlyn wasn't exactly giving Brian's comments
1:52:10
a perfect 10. She's just a nauseating woman,
1:52:14
isn't she? You know how she would just be that
1:52:15
girl when you go on a date. So freaking nauseating.
1:52:19
Singing. I feel like he humiliated her on his
1:52:22
social media. Oh, but when a woman does it, I
1:52:24
cannot specify that enough. Oh, they're applauded.
1:52:27
Shut up with your double standard. The 41 -year
1:52:31
-old adds that while she didn't want to dismiss
1:52:33
Brian's feelings, she didn't think social media
1:52:37
was the right place to air them. All right, so
1:52:40
then when every woman goes on social media to
1:52:42
air it, they should be crucified as well. But
1:52:43
until you do that, shut up. I don't need my last
1:52:51
name to go away. Yeah. Yeah, women are not wanting
1:52:55
to get married because they don't want to lose
1:52:57
their last name. Why Keri Russell and Matthew
1:53:01
Rhys might never get married. Yeah, they just
1:53:04
need to plow each other. Although the couple
1:53:07
has been together for nearly 13 years, the diplomat
1:53:10
actress doesn't feel the need to tie the knot
1:53:12
with her real -life leading man. It's a good
1:53:15
idea because they both got money and it'd be
1:53:17
complicated in court. Harry Dosey is sharing
1:53:21
his regrets looking back on Let's Marry Harry.
1:53:24
Oh yeah, it's not the show to get a wife on.
1:53:28
They're all cloud chasing broads. Collecting
1:53:30
on his time filming the series, the Netflix star
1:53:32
shares his dad died in December of 2024. Oh yeah,
1:53:36
I lost my dad at a young age so I can relate
1:53:38
to that, homie. What's going on here? I'm like,
1:53:42
holy f***. Something is in my face eating it.
1:53:46
I know they're going to find that out when they
1:53:47
go in there. Brandy Glanville and her gross face.
1:53:51
Brandy Glanville is ready to get to the bottom
1:53:53
of her health issues. The Real Housewives of
1:53:57
Beverly Hills alum opening up on the October
1:53:59
8th episode of her unfiltered podcast about an
1:54:02
upcoming exploratory surgery. What does it say
1:54:05
about me that people that listen to the show
1:54:07
listen to her? Which will hopefully give her
1:54:11
answers about what has been eating away at her
1:54:13
face. Maybe because you guys listen to her as
1:54:15
well. Maybe my face is getting eaten out. Mm
1:54:17
-hmm. That sounds weird. Now let's talk about
1:54:23
rapper Boosie. Boosie is responding to people
1:54:26
criticizing him for offering a prize list for
1:54:28
shout -outs and birthday messages. He ain't that
1:54:31
rich. I mean, come on. Homie's got to make some
1:54:34
money. When's the last time he had a new banger
1:54:35
in a club? Today, Boosie took to social media
1:54:39
to share his thoughts on the criticism. He said,
1:54:42
He explained that these paid messages are another
1:54:44
way to provide for his family. Right, well, he's
1:54:47
going to do that. There's homophobia. For anyone
1:54:51
who doesn't know Kelly Clarkson, they do now.
1:54:54
And a Brooklyn store may have just made a big
1:54:57
mistake. Big. Huge. Huge. Tampa. Huge. That's
1:55:02
an inside reference. Billy for two. When are
1:55:03
sharing on X October 10th that she drove to the
1:55:06
store, which she thought looked really rad. with
1:55:08
a few items in mind to buy, but she alleges she
1:55:11
was looked at as if I couldn't afford it. She
1:55:14
had pretty girl treatment because they can't
1:55:17
recognize you because you look so skinny. Man,
1:55:20
women just want to consistently be victims. Oh,
1:55:23
geez. Brandy Glanville is mourning the loss of
1:55:28
a loved one. A Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
1:55:30
alum sharing on social media that her father,
1:55:33
Guy Glanville, has tragically passed away at
1:55:36
the age of 77. Brandy posting the news to her
1:55:39
ex -account October 11th, where she writes, My
1:55:42
dad died. I'm gutted. I hate this life right
1:55:45
now. an exact cause of death has not yet been
1:55:48
made public but the reality tv star has previously
1:55:50
given her fans a window into her father's health
1:55:53
struggles posting on x in may of 2026 dad in
1:55:56
cardiac unit at the hospital and it's day 13
1:55:59
now we are both medical mysteries pray for my
1:56:02
dad guy glanville guy made a foray into his daughter's
1:56:05
world when the pair starred in marriage boot
1:56:08
camp family edition in 2018 in an attempt to
1:56:11
patch up their at the time difficult relationship
1:56:14
i just want her real Shortly after the season
1:56:19
premiere, Brandi told Entertainment Tonight that
1:56:22
she and her father were not on speaking terms.
1:56:24
Before reiterating, And despite their estrangement,
1:56:29
Guy still spoke up to defend his daughter amidst
1:56:31
her public conflict with actress Denise Richards
1:56:33
during season 10 of The Real Housewives of Beverly
1:56:36
Hills. Posting a video on Instagram where he
1:56:38
stated, That is a true dad calling out his daughter.
1:56:55
Tom Welling keeping things cheeky while reacting
1:56:58
to accidentally sharing a nude photo of himself.
1:57:02
It looks so much better on camera. The Smallville
1:57:04
star posting this snap looking out his hotel
1:57:07
window ahead of New York. And the reflection
1:57:09
you can see is dick. But it wasn't the NYC view
1:57:15
that caught everyone's attention. It's a penis.
1:57:18
Isn't that great? Isn't your life better off
1:57:20
knowing that? Aren't you just a better person?
1:57:22
I'll just... The fan favorite, Banana Ball. Part
1:57:27
baseball, part bedlam, and it's first... The
1:57:30
first ever Banana Ball championship game. So
1:57:35
that happened there. What's going on here? Pope
1:57:40
Leo XIV is beginning the road to recovery. Oh
1:57:44
yeah, here we go. The Chicago native sharing
1:57:47
during the Sunday Angelus prayer October 11th
1:57:50
in Rome, Italy, that he is undergoing surgery
1:57:53
to remove a nodule in his lung. In a press release
1:57:56
shared by the Vatican the same day, the religious
1:57:59
leader states, during some recent medical examinations,
1:58:02
the doctors found a small localized nodule in
1:58:05
my lung. It was detected at a very early stage
1:58:08
and is well localized. Ah, you don't even need
1:58:11
to go to the doctor. You're Jeebus' best friend,
1:58:13
so you'll be fine. You know what I mean? Now,
1:58:24
let's talk about Chris Brown and Usher. The two
1:58:25
R &B superstars have just canceled four upcoming
1:58:28
concerts on their joint tour just weeks before
1:58:30
Chris Brown is due in a London courtroom for
1:58:32
sentencing. The cancellations announced Friday
1:58:34
affect shows in Baltimore, Cincinnati, Columbia,
1:58:37
and Indianapolis. I think it's Columbia, South
1:58:41
Carolina. What's going on here? Is that Columbia,
1:58:44
South Carolina? I don't know. Alexa, is there
1:58:46
a city called Columbia, South Carolina? Yep.
1:58:52
Columbia is a real city. I guessed it. Alexa,
1:58:55
stop. Alexa, thank you. Gypsy Rose Blanchard
1:58:59
is remembering the last time she saw her late
1:59:01
partner, Ken Urker, just days before his death
1:59:04
on October 1st. Dang it. I think that broad had
1:59:08
something to do with it, but I think she'll get
1:59:10
away with it. Oh, what's going on here with women
1:59:12
looking for attention? No! It's happening! Holly
1:59:17
Madison is weighing in on the upcoming Playboy
1:59:19
film Playmates, revealing she's keeping an open
1:59:22
mind when it comes to the story. Yeah, unlike
1:59:25
the other one. I forgot her name. She's actually
1:59:27
okay with it. She knows that they knew what they
1:59:31
were signing up for when they walked into that
1:59:33
house. And is excited for the talent bringing
1:59:36
it to the big screen. There you go. That's the
1:59:38
guy you want to marry. Holly Madison, not the
1:59:40
other one. The one that wrote the book. What's
1:59:43
going on here? Would you eat them with a fox?
1:59:47
Hey, what the hell is wrong with you? My dad
1:59:50
said he doesn't like green eggs and ham. Drop
1:59:51
it. Walk away. Shane Gillis is saying sorry after
1:59:55
a snafu during Saturday Night Live. I love in
1:59:59
a short lifetime watching all these liberals
2:00:01
get so triggered by Shane Gillis. Like, if you're
2:00:06
that offended by SNL, you are not somebody that
2:00:10
would be fun to hang out with at a party. the
2:00:12
stand -up comedian hosting the sketch comedy
2:00:14
show for the third time october 10th i love seeing
2:00:17
him do the opening monologue and seeing the band
2:00:20
just not digging it behind now it's freaking
2:00:22
hilarious alongside musical guest rosalia and
2:00:26
during a sketch parodying dr seuss's green eggs
2:00:31
and ham the tires actor made one of the more
2:00:34
notable blunders a person can make online oh
2:00:36
no he swore on tv even though we're gonna have
2:00:39
a public execution on tv live TV by accidentally
2:00:43
dropping an F -bomb. Though he was quick to realize
2:01:04
his mistake. Shane still played along when his
2:01:11
scene partner and SNL cast member, Mikey Day.
2:01:14
I don't even think he's like the funniest guy.
2:01:16
I think he's pretty funny, you know? But I love
2:01:18
to see people get triggered by him. I'm like,
2:01:20
what is wrong with you? Very soon, you're going
2:01:22
to be mega food. You're going to be sad, dude.
2:01:25
And will it have been worth it? Used his F -bomb
2:01:27
to tee up a joke. I want you out of this house.
2:01:31
You're a loser and you said a bad word. All right,
2:01:44
hilarious. It is funny how the media is like,
2:01:47
oh, dude, all the people that are triggered,
2:01:49
like Nick Carter, the radio host, the last famous
2:01:53
one. I love how people are like, oh, yeah, yeah,
2:01:55
yeah, he sucks. But the only time people talk
2:01:57
about SNL is when it's him. So supposedly, right
2:02:01
here, Michael Douglas is going to do a sexy tell
2:02:06
-all book. You know, he got the cancer from eating
2:02:09
women. So it's going to be delightful. Soulja
2:02:13
Boy is going to run for president. Why not? This
2:02:16
is weird. Tobey Maguire officiates his ex -wife's
2:02:20
wedding. And Nikki Bell is boobs. We're looking
2:02:27
nice. We'll post that on RyanHappyRadio .com.
2:02:30
Even though she's a Philadelphia Eagles fan,
2:02:32
I would plow her. And Ben Affleck says he gets
2:02:35
into fights with people on websites that are
2:02:39
for video games. That's great. All right, what
2:02:44
do we want to do here? Let's do Kardashian News.
2:02:52
I think it's worth it in the club to do Kardashian.
2:02:54
I think we have to do Kardashian News. We cannot
2:02:57
not do it. Nepotism's thrown, they sittin' in
2:03:13
the plush Built an empire off nothin' but the
2:03:16
hush Reality's a script, ain't no realness in
2:03:19
the cut Talent's on vacation, they just takin'
2:03:21
what's corrupt Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal
2:03:24
demolition Exposin' fake lives, media's worse
2:03:27
addiction Idiocracy crowned, it's the brain on
2:03:29
snooze Clickbait queens, welcome to Kardashian
2:03:32
news Where the truth gets aired Hoppy breakin'
2:03:36
down the hype, y 'all beware Fake lives, fake
2:03:39
drama, they choose No talent required All right.
2:03:55
I know. What's going on with these imbeciles?
2:04:01
All right here. Khloe Kardashian addresses the
2:04:05
Kardashians AI intro criticism. Yeah. Why would
2:04:08
you expect? They're like original AI. Why would
2:04:11
you expect them to use something real? They're
2:04:12
talentless women that show off their body to
2:04:14
be famous. after the kardashian star and her
2:04:18
family received criticism for using artificial
2:04:20
intelligence in an apparent anti -ai message
2:04:23
in their show's season 8 intro she responds to
2:04:26
online criticism indicating that fans simply
2:04:28
weren't seeing the full picture chloe writes
2:04:30
in an october 8th instagram post alongside a
2:04:33
clip of the scene watch until the end whatever
2:04:36
and no one cares and there was that teacher that
2:04:39
she was like flirting with or whatever there
2:04:40
was a meme that was going on a tick tock she
2:04:42
like called out the teacher and it's like god
2:04:44
are you an annoying woman No wonder you're going
2:04:47
to die alone. He posted, when they try to roast
2:04:51
me on the Kardashians, but I get roasted by high
2:04:53
schoolers every day because he's a teacher. And
2:04:55
here's that dirty, rotten moron, Khloe. So there
2:05:03
was this teacher, really cute young man I saw.
2:05:06
Man, Khloe's way too skinny. She's like, oh,
2:05:09
Zen picked up. She looks like a tramp. On his
2:05:13
Instagram, he highlighted some of his great characteristics.
2:05:16
And then in the caption, something like, I can't
2:05:18
wait for a woman to ask me how my day was. Oh,
2:05:22
yeah. I thought it'd be good for her to date
2:05:25
someone that's actually a good person for once
2:05:27
and not cheating on you all the time. But you
2:05:31
like being a victim. I thought it was cute. I
2:05:34
thought it was wholesome. I just wrote in the
2:05:36
caption, how was your day? It was that innocent.
2:05:38
Do I think I'm going to go and marry this young
2:05:41
man? Absolutely not. Why wouldn't you? All you
2:05:45
do is get passed around like a blunt by basketball
2:05:49
and football players and rappers. And then there's
2:05:51
actually a wholesome dude. And you're like, nah,
2:05:52
I'd rather be a, you know, you know what I mean?
2:05:54
How was your day? This thing took off like wildfire.
2:05:58
I have like 15 DMs from him that have gone unresponsive.
2:06:03
Yeah, that's when it's getting a little ridiculous.
2:06:05
One time I hung out with that blonde chubby girl
2:06:07
from Floribama Shore at a bar. and we were DMing
2:06:13
a little bit, and then I DMed her three times
2:06:15
in a row, and I was like, yeah, you got to cut
2:06:17
your loss. If anything, I just want to say thank
2:06:19
you for everything. I know it was just a comment.
2:06:21
Love to hear how your day was. Yeah, she sees
2:06:24
the comment. If she didn't see it, it's one thing,
2:06:26
but you just want to be a bitch. You just, having
2:06:29
a narcissist as a mom, you always want to be
2:06:32
a victim. You know what I mean? Oh, poor Chloe.
2:06:36
Just shooting my shot once again. I would love
2:06:38
to meet you and talk about how your day was.
2:06:41
Oh, wow. Someone being nice. This is why it's
2:06:43
hard to trust women. They want a bad boy. They
2:06:46
don't want to be treated well. Calm down, Jacob.
2:06:49
Just be cool. And his name is Jacob? Oh, wow.
2:06:53
Making fun of someone's name when you're Chloe
2:06:55
and you're just like, no! They're basic broad.
2:06:57
Because you had to change your whole look because
2:06:59
before you were an Amazon woman. Jacob, please.
2:07:02
Get a J. What a whore. Oh, no. I'm devastated.
2:07:11
That is the response from the teacher. He seems
2:07:13
a little devastated, but trust me. But trust
2:07:16
me, you just dodged a walking STD. And you should
2:07:24
probably get checked just for communicating with
2:07:26
her. I mean, I've heard they can give STDs by
2:07:28
just DMing them. The hour will be right back.
2:07:47
You probably had Taco Bell before. You need to
2:07:55
be affectionate. And you can see that with Barack
2:07:58
and Michelle as well. They do a lot of touching,
2:08:02
kissing, even fisting. Use bucket loads of lube.
2:08:31
If you think you have enough lube... Dubbin'
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it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
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this button right here. Everybody say it, yo.
2:10:23
We in the middle of it. Everybody say it, yo.
2:11:23
Shit, let's kick this shit. That beef ain't shit
2:12:06
to me. Especially when I just signed the deal.
2:12:09
I need the publicity shot. There's a tune in
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the tube. 85 seconds. 49 Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6
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-5 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 -6 -7. You can tweet at
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me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me,
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RyanHobbyRadio, if you want to come. I got it.
2:16:27
Whatever. All right, let's see what the fuck's
2:16:37
going on. Instagram. All right, now. Oh, yeah,
2:16:42
let's do this right here. Here's why downtown
2:16:46
Chicago is the best downtown. Downtown Chicago
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is the best downtown. in america i agree kind
2:16:53
of when you're not getting shot up by a homie
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that is pretty good but when you're getting shot
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at it ain't that good no joke i agree we no bias
2:17:04
no bias and you we on the road yeah we have stayed
2:17:08
downtown every city ah congratulations comedian
2:17:11
they love to tell you they're on their own uh
2:17:16
here's violet myers talking about her fucking
2:17:18
fan tour you've met guys At, like, conventions
2:17:20
that you've realized they're your fans, and then
2:17:22
you go to a hotel with them? Mm -hmm. What is
2:17:25
on the application? So I would, like, tweet out,
2:17:27
who wants to f*** me at Exotica? But they would
2:17:30
have to be tested. My dad does! Huh. They would
2:17:35
write their name, where they're from. Real life
2:17:40
Mary Magdalene. Oh, Lance Bass says he made $25
2:17:43
a day. Or, uh, NSYNC. Apparently, Gen Z is writing
2:17:50
very dramatic resignation letters. I may have
2:17:53
allegedly done that before I returned to Cox
2:17:55
Media Group. To Beasley Media Group. When a bipolar
2:17:59
person is manic, you know, sometimes they do
2:18:03
things. Are they? We're going. Oh, what's going
2:18:06
on here? I'm really interested in the dating
2:18:10
recession and the marriage recession and this
2:18:12
idea that young people. We really are in a dating
2:18:14
recession. are not meeting each other. And so
2:18:18
I decided to speak to four women in their 20s
2:18:21
and even into their 30s who have never even had
2:18:23
a boyfriend of their own. The one thing that
2:18:25
really stuck out to me was that these are not
2:18:27
the bitter women who hate men and think that
2:18:29
they don't need them. They desperately want relationships.
2:18:35
It's just not working for them in our fast -paced,
2:18:38
hypersexual, dating -up -mediated dating economy.
2:18:42
All right. We are making it way too analytical,
2:18:45
dude. Mmm. until you go deep. But you know what
2:18:49
I mean? Like, what are we doing here? Here's
2:18:53
Chrissy on rock shedding tears while showing
2:18:55
love for Blueface. What a moron. Right here.
2:18:58
I might lose a hundred grand to knock you out,
2:19:04
bitch. Just a trash bag, man. She's never around
2:19:14
her kid, no. Kid's probably better off with her
2:19:17
and not around her, if we're gonna be honest.
2:19:19
What's going on with a bell of danger? But it
2:19:21
would have to be a different dick or every time
2:19:23
I sucked the same dick. So it says she was asked
2:19:26
if she would suck a dick for $50 ,000 or get
2:19:28
$1 ,000 for every dick she sucks. One dick, one
2:19:30
time, $50 ,000. Or you got every time. The one
2:19:34
dick, one time, $50 ,000. Because then I would
2:19:37
have to suck. $51 ,000. Right. There's KFC in
2:19:43
the radio or podcast. Totally didn't cheat on
2:19:45
his pregnant wife. 8 -5 -6. 49, happy, that's
2:19:51
856, uh -huh, 6773. Oh, what's going on here?
2:19:56
Do you understand why guys would have a problem
2:19:59
with a woman with a high body count, though?
2:20:02
It is kind of funny when you're talking to a
2:20:03
girl and she's like, oh, yeah, my body count's
2:20:05
like 45. You're like, Jesus. Do you understand
2:20:08
the logic behind it? I think it's insecurity.
2:20:11
It kind of is, but it's so weird to think, how
2:20:13
many dicks have just been in there? You're like,
2:20:15
you know. You're really putting on a show. Having
2:20:18
big titties and not showing them off is a waste.
2:20:22
I agree, man. I'm starting to gain a little bit
2:20:26
of tits as a good owner. What's going on here?
2:20:30
Women's double standards. Number one. When a
2:20:33
woman says, I like older men, we all say, yes,
2:20:36
girl. Go for the mature one. Until you hit the
2:20:40
wall and then you're jealous. Nothing worse than
2:20:45
a jealous woman. He's experienced. But when a
2:20:47
man says, I like younger women, we all say, ew,
2:20:51
he's a creep. Yeah, so when women did it in their
2:20:54
20s. I even have a friend who's a little older.
2:20:58
Like 38, 39, I believe. And she even admitted
2:21:02
she liked the older guys when she was younger.
2:21:04
And now she's jealous of those girls for getting
2:21:06
the older guys. Some will say maybe it's because
2:21:12
they know that the girls are not mature. Everyone's
2:21:16
a willing participant there. It's just funny,
2:21:21
man. I'm sure I come off like an absolute freaking
2:21:25
delight on this show. I'm sure I come off like
2:21:27
such a classy guy. Never been more separated
2:21:35
as a country. Not even just politically, like
2:21:37
female ones. Women are just mad all the time.
2:21:42
What a groomer. Number two, when a woman says,
2:21:45
I want a man with money, we all say, yes, girl.
2:21:48
Yeah, you go, honey. That sounds pretty accurate.
2:21:59
Ah, what do we got here? Do you want to know
2:22:04
how someone really feels about you? Try this.
2:22:08
Yeah. Girls really opened up to me. I remember
2:22:13
a girl I dated was like, I got raped at 15. I
2:22:16
was like, wow. Sorry. I don't know what to say
2:22:18
to that. Ah, what's going on here with Lily Phillips?
2:22:21
Can I ask that question? Yeah. If that's not
2:22:23
too much, but like a hundred men. Yes. How does
2:22:28
it cope? Like, is it all right? Do you have to
2:22:30
put an ice pack on? You know, because I'm, I
2:22:33
do like porn. Yeah. A lot of the guys in, in
2:22:36
porn I have sex with who have these humongous
2:22:38
giant. Wellies. Oh yeah. Willie. Yeah, above
2:22:45
average size Willie. Yeah. And that in comparison
2:22:48
to maybe taking 10 guys who are in the adult
2:22:51
industry a day and versing 100 regular men, actually
2:22:57
like... Wasn't so bad. Not so bad. These guys
2:22:59
who are in the adult industry, they can go for
2:23:01
hours. These guys in the regular world, not so
2:23:05
much. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, and so...
2:23:07
I bet that vagina hurts when you pee. This is
2:23:11
how to know that the girl is messaging you only
2:23:13
because she likes your validation. All right,
2:23:16
let's hear this. She doesn't actually want to
2:23:17
hang out. I know it sucks. If whenever you say
2:23:20
anything flirty, she doesn't really respond to
2:23:23
those that well, those messages. Oh yeah, that
2:23:26
is not it. Sometimes you'll be like, what up
2:23:29
princess or something. And then the girls that
2:23:31
want to bang, you will like it. the ones that
2:23:36
don't not so much is but she'll reply to like
2:23:39
the logistic questions or like anything that's
2:23:41
a little bit that's actually good to know because
2:23:43
some of these women i think are trying to sabotage
2:23:44
men Giving your boyfriend a head before sleep
2:23:47
is actually extending his life. By the time your
2:23:50
boyfriend gets into bed, his nervous system has
2:23:52
been running at full capacity for hours. Most
2:23:54
men fall asleep in that condition every single
2:23:56
night and wake up the next morning already behind.
2:23:59
A head changes that entire trajectory in minutes.
2:24:02
HSI junk contains one of the highest concentrations
2:24:05
of nerve endings anywhere on the body. All right,
2:24:07
make sure to give us blood jobs, please. Super
2:24:10
hot girls don't understand regular girls' lives,
2:24:13
so they'll give you very shitty dating advice.
2:24:16
This is that Chelsea girl from Brooklyn Nine
2:24:17
-Nine, which is kind of weird because she's hot,
2:24:19
so she's kind of humble, which I like. Example.
2:24:23
Like, they'll be like, okay, he's playing you
2:24:26
hot and cold. Okay, all right. And then you think,
2:24:31
okay, Chelsea. All right, I know what you can
2:24:34
do. Okay, just ignore him. Just ignore him for
2:24:38
a little bit. Trust me, okay? Just ignore him
2:24:40
for a little bit. It's like, all right, well,
2:24:42
I haven't heard from him in five months. Oh,
2:24:49
she's hot. Thanks for the hot tip. Yeah, she
2:24:52
probably was, like, ugly growing up, you know?
2:24:55
What's going on with Dakota Johnson? When you
2:24:58
have to do sex scenes, like, how do you psych
2:25:01
yourself up for that? Get some lube. Amy, I don't
2:25:06
have to. You don't? I'm, like, always psyched
2:25:08
up. Yeah, you know, freaking... What's her name?
2:25:14
Amy Poehler. I was drawing a blank there. Mm
2:25:16
-hmm. You know, Amy Poehler's pretty much admitting
2:25:19
she's boring in bed. That's what she's doing.
2:25:23
For sex. You're sexy. Yeah, fuck. All right.
2:25:27
Amy Poehler's a weird brun. Here's Kaisa Knight
2:25:30
wanting to scream from space. I have a big announcement,
2:25:33
too. I'm telling y 'all right now, bro. Y 'all
2:25:35
hear it here first. I'm already starting to put
2:25:39
things together, okay? All right, dang it. Keep
2:25:42
putting things together. Isn't that really? Wasn't
2:25:45
your life better off for no one? Here's Cardi
2:25:48
B saying sorry she doesn't perform in Jamaica.
2:25:50
I wasn't really going to address this because
2:25:52
I felt like the statement was enough, but clearly...
2:25:54
But clearly we're in her pitch, you know, we're
2:25:58
in her brainy dime. Really, it wasn't. First
2:26:01
thing first, I want to really, really apologize
2:26:04
to Jamaica and to my Jamaican fans. Oh, it is.
2:26:10
The reason why I canceled so late... It's because
2:26:13
when I say I tried my best and I waited and I
2:26:17
waited and I waited for things to get in place.
2:26:22
So it didn't happen. Blame Jamaica. They were
2:26:25
too stunned. Lil Wayne says he can beat. No,
2:26:30
rather Boozy says he can beat Lil Wayne in a
2:26:32
versus battle. Yeah, Boozy's a big talker. And
2:26:38
also probably in the closet because he hates
2:26:39
gay people so much. I love this song. There's
2:27:23
a way for them to pay and take her home. Screeching
2:27:30
home. Her stuff's for rent, but they don't know.
2:27:37
Here's Nikki Bella talking about her quote -unquote
2:27:39
wardrobe malfunction, which I think is the most
2:27:41
overused word, because unless you're seeing nipple
2:27:43
like Janet Jackson, who cares? Back to TMZ Sports.
2:27:48
Nikki Bella was at the Eagles game on Sunday
2:27:51
in Philadelphia as the Eagles ended up losing
2:27:53
a really tough game to the Rams. Yeah, man. Now,
2:27:56
but... Gosh, he's a hot piece of... A lot of
2:28:01
people were not talking about football, but they
2:28:03
were instead talking about Nicky's wardrobe malfunction
2:28:06
is the way that they put it. Oh, there is kind
2:28:08
of nip. That gets the approval. My bad. That
2:28:13
was the thing I was talking about earlier, the
2:28:16
nipples. That will be on the front page of RyanHoppyRadio
2:28:19
.com by the time you hear this segment. The only
2:28:21
thing is, she says... She didn't have one. I
2:28:25
don't, I didn't have a malfunction. I just think
2:28:27
everyone wasn't ready for my cute top. Yeah!
2:28:31
Please have sex with me. I know that's right.
2:28:33
You got it right. Man, she would fit in right
2:28:36
here in St. Pete where every girl shows up there.
2:28:39
Nah. Whoa, Vicky said her mom was missing and
2:28:42
now she's been found. I bet when Vicky saw her
2:28:45
mom, she went, whoa. I was supposed to go to
2:28:50
break with that, but that failed. But we're two
2:28:52
hours in, so leave me alone. The Fort Hood shooting
2:28:55
might be done in prison. Ken Urker's landlord
2:28:59
asked money for rent one week after he died.
2:29:05
Let's see here. Here is Savannah. Here is the
2:29:12
two personal show with Joy Taylor talking about
2:29:15
Savannah James on a plane. We got to talk about
2:29:17
it. I haven't had a chance to talk about this
2:29:19
topic with Savannah and April, so I have to get
2:29:21
into it. Let's just say you and I are going on
2:29:23
a trip. Also have two very different financial
2:29:27
lifestyles. Should I expect you to put me in
2:29:30
first class if you're going in first class? Yeah,
2:29:32
you know, she's been paid for it. She's like
2:29:34
a sports prostitute. Here is the living single
2:29:39
versus living relationship debate by Joy Taylor.
2:29:41
I don't think ugly people should have opinions
2:29:43
about attractiveness. All right. You're ugly
2:29:46
on the inside and outside. You're a trap. You
2:29:53
slept here way to the top, honey. It was funny.
2:29:57
That day, it's not really funny, but the day
2:29:59
before my dad died, it was Tuesday before Thanksgiving
2:30:03
in 2014. I was seeing that Johnny Manziel was
2:30:08
having a hard time with the Cleveland media.
2:30:10
And I tweeted out, he's going to fail in the
2:30:12
NFL because if you can't hang with the Cleveland
2:30:14
media, this isn't TMZ land, bro. And Rover got
2:30:18
very mad. Because I was talking about the city
2:30:20
of Cleveland that he doesn't want to be in. And
2:30:22
here's Johnny Manziel talking about the partying
2:30:25
days. So guess who was right? My sport predictions
2:30:29
are either really accurate or very incorrect.
2:30:32
Never forget mine. Shout out to Dwayne Bowe.
2:30:36
2015 in Cleveland. Oh, yeah. That was the party
2:30:42
year. I was there. Everybody was fucked up. On
2:30:47
my birthday, we went out. And he was known for
2:30:51
being an absolute douche at the bar, just acting
2:30:53
like he's better than everybody. And he mixed
2:30:56
up some lean, a couple cups of lean. Hell yeah,
2:31:00
that's something to be proud of. You fail in
2:31:02
the NFL, but hey, at least you party hard. Of
2:31:05
course, I didn't think they would test me the
2:31:07
day after my birthday. Why would they not test
2:31:09
you the day after your birthday, you dumb fuck?
2:31:12
This is why you didn't work in the NFL. You're
2:31:13
not analytical. You don't think ahead. All you
2:31:15
do is party. And that was the worst city to go
2:31:19
because all they do is party. I'm in like December
2:31:23
7th, yada yada, failed my second test. And you
2:31:30
failed in the NFL. It is so funny when I'm right
2:31:33
about sports because I can either be really right
2:31:35
or very wrong. Like in my high school morning
2:31:38
announcements when I said that Kyrie Irving would
2:31:39
be a bum or a bust. Well, I was wrong there,
2:31:42
but I was very right, Cleveland. Johnny Menzel
2:31:45
ain't that guy. Yeah. You on TV with the fake
2:32:00
grin Same old suit, same old spin Talk slick
2:32:04
like you run the room But the joke lands hard
2:32:07
when you walk in You want laughs, I want truth
2:32:09
You sell punchlines, I sell proof Big talk, lil'
2:32:14
heat All that nard, still weak Try to look cool,
2:32:22
still bad I hear your name, I just smirk Whole
2:32:25
vibe flimsy, whole act wild Say it with your
2:32:31
chest It's Dennis. All right. He has discussed
2:32:46
this douchebag. Not everyone is happy for Guillermo.
2:32:53
And there have even been some accusations suggesting
2:32:55
the competition is rigged. Of course it is. All
2:32:59
right. I can't play that because it's copyright.
2:33:04
But Jimmy Kimmel is crying about dancing with
2:33:06
the stars. Man, he is just the absolute friggin'
2:33:11
worst, dude. The hour will be right back. You
2:33:30
probably had Taco Bell before. And you can see
2:33:40
that with the rock. and michelle as well they
2:33:43
do a lot of touching kissing even fisting really
2:33:54
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2:34:00
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2:38:29
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2:38:31
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